Latest / The MeatEater Podcast / Ep. 867: Jim Zumbo - An Outdoor Legend at 85
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- 0:44Speaker 1: We're joined today in the eighty fifth year of his life,
- 0:48Speaker 1: very well, lived.
- 0:51Speaker 2: Better than outdoor writer Bi I'll just and TV host Jim.
- 0:53Speaker 3: Zumbo, Thank you, sir. Delighted to be here.
- 0:57Speaker 1: Multi decade tenure at Outdoor Life Magine has showed Jim
- 1:00Speaker 1: Zumbo outdoors on the Outdoor Channel. Know him for big
- 1:04Speaker 1: game hunting, known for cooking, known for being a great guy.
- 1:08Speaker 1: Has written by his own estimation, he tried to count
- 1:12Speaker 1: this up one day. Two thousand and five hundred magazine
- 1:16Speaker 1: articles and twenty one books. Jim, thanks for coming on
- 1:21Speaker 1: the show.
- 1:21Speaker 3: Thank you, donk Just. It's a pleasure to be here.
- 1:24Speaker 2: I want to go back.
- 1:25Speaker 1: I want to go back in time and talk about
- 1:27Speaker 1: how your career and how you came to do what
- 1:29Speaker 1: you want to do. But I'm too dying to talk
- 1:31Speaker 1: about something else first. So the first thing I want
- 1:35Speaker 1: to talk about is an article you wrote and a
- 1:36Speaker 1: man you talked to, and we were talking about this
- 1:38Speaker 1: before we started recording. Is I'm just going to refresh
- 1:41Speaker 1: viewers on the story if they haven't heard it. The
- 1:44Speaker 1: last known grizzly bear in Colorado, the last documented grizzly
- 1:50Speaker 1: bear in Colorado was killed by an archer in seventy nine.
- 1:58Speaker 1: In nineteen seventy Nineptember. Okay, there's an old female. The
- 2:07Speaker 1: archer claimed that he was out hunting out in the
- 2:11Speaker 1: San Juan Mountains in Colorado. The archer claimed that he
- 2:15Speaker 1: was attacked by the grizzly and he killed it. Now,
- 2:20Speaker 1: for many years prior, no one had seen a grizzly
- 2:23Speaker 1: at all in Colorado. They were hiding, just very few
- 2:27Speaker 1: of them, so most people assumed they were gone. After
- 2:30Speaker 1: that grizzly was killed, people launched a monstrous search.
- 2:36Speaker 2: That's not the right word. Monstrous. Yeah, he musket that's good, Yeah.
- 2:40Speaker 1: A mondo search all through the San Juans, trying to
- 2:45Speaker 1: establish that there was a population there never to find one.
- 2:52Speaker 2: This story is.
- 2:53Speaker 1: This story has a lot of twists and turns, and
- 2:56Speaker 1: there's some controversial elements to it.
- 2:58Speaker 2: But tell us about I.
- 3:00Speaker 1: Until this morning, I didn't know that you spoke to
- 3:02Speaker 1: that man in the hospital.
- 3:04Speaker 2: Yeah, tell the story.
- 3:06Speaker 3: So I was I'd drawn out a desert sheep hunt
- 3:09Speaker 3: in Utah, in southern Utah in seventy nine and one
- 3:14Speaker 3: hundred for a week, and I was on my way
- 3:15Speaker 3: home to get more gear, and I heard on the
- 3:18Speaker 3: radio that this guy had killed a grizzy bear with
- 3:21Speaker 3: a handheld arrow. And I was Western editor for Outer
- 3:25Speaker 3: Life at that time, so I thought, holy smokes with
- 3:27Speaker 3: a story. So I called my boss in New York
- 3:30Speaker 3: and I told him. He says, get that story, forget
- 3:33Speaker 3: your sheep hunt for now. So I drove to Alamosa, Colorado,
- 3:37Speaker 3: and got a motel and visited him in the hospital
- 3:41Speaker 3: and spent probably five days. The nurses kept kicking me
- 3:44Speaker 3: out because he was really bad, and so I was
- 3:48Speaker 3: able to maybe spend twenty minutes or a half hour
- 3:50Speaker 3: a day with him. But I got the story.
- 3:52Speaker 2: What were the injuries he had?
- 3:55Speaker 3: Well, the bear had bitten through his left shoulder and
- 3:58Speaker 3: it had bitten through his right leg, made hamburger out
- 4:00Speaker 3: of it, and he just sustained all kinds of wounds
- 4:06Speaker 3: around his body. He was hunting with a with a
- 4:13Speaker 3: He had a client, a farmer from Kansas, Mike, and
- 4:17Speaker 3: they had split up. Ed was outfitting. He's a bow hunter,
- 4:22Speaker 3: so he had his bow and the other guy had
- 4:24Speaker 3: a bow and they split up, and all of a sudden,
- 4:27Speaker 3: this bear came charging at him and before he could
- 4:30Speaker 3: do anything, was on top of him, knocked him over.
- 4:32Speaker 3: Now Ed's a big guy. He could be a linebacker
- 4:34Speaker 3: for an NFL team. He's big, burly guy. So the
- 4:39Speaker 3: bears on top of him and chewing away and blood
- 4:43Speaker 3: all over the place, and he knows he's gonna die.
- 4:47Speaker 3: There's no way out unless the bear leaves. And he
- 4:49Speaker 3: sees an arrow. He had his arrows in a quiver
- 4:52Speaker 3: and he sees an arrow laying on the ground, and
- 4:55Speaker 3: he got the arrow, and the bears on top of
- 4:57Speaker 3: him and he kept jabbing him, and he hit the
- 5:00Speaker 3: a order in his throat whatever that vein is, maybe
- 5:04Speaker 3: juggling or whatever, and the bear started bleeding all over him,
- 5:10Speaker 3: and all of a sudden, the bear walked walked away
- 5:12Speaker 3: and flopped over and died. So in the meantime Ed's
- 5:17Speaker 3: screaming and yelling and whatever. Mike the guy comes running
- 5:22Speaker 3: over and he sees it, and he's in panic. Home.
- 5:26Speaker 1: The guy that got mauled was the client or the guide.
- 5:28Speaker 1: The guide. Yeah, So Mike the client come running over
- 5:34Speaker 1: and he's Ed's covered.
- 5:36Speaker 3: With blood, and he gets pretty upset obviously, and one
- 5:42Speaker 3: of the horses takes off because it's full of blood.
- 5:44Speaker 3: They had two horses. So he tried to get up
- 5:49Speaker 3: on a horse, and he kept passing out and he
- 5:53Speaker 3: just it didn't work. So finally he got him on
- 5:57Speaker 3: a horse and they headed toward They were way back
- 6:01Speaker 3: in the wilderness. I don't think the hunter Mike had
- 6:05Speaker 3: ever been there before. They got to a big clearing
- 6:10Speaker 3: and where a helicopter could land, and Ed told Mike
- 6:15Speaker 3: to get back to camp and bring some help and
- 6:18Speaker 3: call a helicopter. I guess I had a satellite phone
- 6:21Speaker 3: back in camp. So he told Mike how to get
- 6:24Speaker 3: the camp. Mike had never been there before. There was
- 6:27Speaker 3: a trail, but it would have been six miles out
- 6:29Speaker 3: of the way. He told him how to get right
- 6:31Speaker 3: to camp. So before he left, Mike dragged a bunch
- 6:34Speaker 3: of wood over to start a fire because in the
- 6:36Speaker 3: mountains it's going to get cold at night. And Ed
- 6:38Speaker 3: was just i mean covered with blood, hurt, and he
- 6:41Speaker 3: thought he was going to die. Yeah, so he started
- 6:45Speaker 3: a fire and he left went back to camp. His
- 6:47Speaker 3: dad was a doctor and he had a medical kit.
- 6:51Speaker 3: Somehow he finds camp in the dark by riding his
- 6:55Speaker 3: horse across the mountains, comes back in the middle of
- 6:59Speaker 3: the night and somehow his dad and a couple other
- 7:04Speaker 3: guys they had gotten off the trail and his horse
- 7:09Speaker 3: went over a cliff with the medical gear straight down
- 7:14Speaker 3: and died. You're kidding me, No, No, I never heard
- 7:17Speaker 3: that parts that's what That's exactly what that what I
- 7:20Speaker 3: wrote what Ed told me. So they finally got to
- 7:23Speaker 3: Ed and got a helicopter and got him out and
- 7:27Speaker 3: took him to the hospital in Alamosa. So that's basically
- 7:31Speaker 3: what happened. Yeah, But like you said, there's been a
- 7:34Speaker 3: controversy because people just they didn't believe it and how
- 7:39Speaker 3: could this guy kill a bear with an arrow? You know, Yeah,
- 7:43Speaker 3: today everything's a lot of it's fake news. So that's
- 7:47Speaker 3: bs you know that that didn't happen. I don't.
- 7:49Speaker 2: But I don't have a problem with this part.
- 7:51Speaker 1: Well because this, I mean, there's a documented cases people
- 7:54Speaker 1: killed him with twenty two's people killed.
- 7:56Speaker 2: With knives, yeah, you know.
- 7:57Speaker 3: Yeah, but to have a bear actually rabbit or body
- 8:01Speaker 3: and having the presence of mind to grab an arrow
- 8:03Speaker 3: and just stab him, And like I said, it was
- 8:05Speaker 3: a big he was a strong guy. Yeah, but I
- 8:08Speaker 3: believe him because I was there. He didn't have time
- 8:10Speaker 3: to think up any any lies. You know, he was
- 8:14Speaker 3: laying in that bed. He was you know, he was
- 8:16Speaker 3: he was. He was loopy and stuff. And but I
- 8:20Speaker 3: really admire that guy. And uh, he's since moved. He's
- 8:23Speaker 3: living in the Midwest now. I think he's about ninety
- 8:25Speaker 3: two years old. Really yep, wow, yep.
- 8:29Speaker 2: Do you care what I think?
- 8:31Speaker 3: Sure? Yeah, what do you think.
- 8:34Speaker 1: I wasn't there. I never talked to the guy. I've
- 8:36Speaker 1: been to the place where it happened. It just gets
- 8:42Speaker 1: a little like, Okay, I want to paint a scenario
- 8:49Speaker 1: for you that I that I use in situations like this,
- 8:52Speaker 1: Like let's say there's an omniscient being, okay, God, an
- 8:56Speaker 1: omniscient being who knows all the truth in the world.
- 9:01Speaker 1: And he says to me, He says, is that the
- 9:04Speaker 1: full story? Because he knows the truth, And he says
- 9:09Speaker 1: to me, is that the full story. If you're right,
- 9:11Speaker 1: you live. If you're wrong, you die. So I have
- 9:16Speaker 1: to get it right. There's no being cute, Okay, there's
- 9:19Speaker 1: no trying to make a point. It's just what you
- 9:22Speaker 1: got to make the best guess you can make. My
- 9:23Speaker 1: guess is there's more to that story. First, I want
- 9:29Speaker 1: to throw in an interesting tibet and see if this
- 9:31Speaker 1: is true. As you remember, wasn't it that part of
- 9:34Speaker 1: the thing was that they could tell from that there
- 9:35Speaker 1: was a female, and they could tell I don't know
- 9:38Speaker 1: how they can tell, but when they did a knee cropsy,
- 9:42Speaker 1: they could tell that she had bory young something about
- 9:47Speaker 1: there's some signature on the reproductive system or another that
- 9:50Speaker 1: would demonstrate that she had had cubs.
- 9:53Speaker 3: And she was pretty old too, I think twelve years
- 9:55Speaker 3: old or twenty years ago.
- 9:57Speaker 1: The fact that she had had cubs is part of
- 9:59Speaker 1: what brought about this big search that people got involved in,
- 10:03Speaker 1: Okay to try to find others, because there's like she
- 10:06Speaker 1: had have aught and she had so she was presumably
- 10:08Speaker 1: at bread with a male. Where's the male? And she
- 10:11Speaker 1: had bore cubs. Where are the cubs? But no one
- 10:15Speaker 1: ever still remains today the last grizzly. I think some
- 10:18Speaker 1: I think there's more in the story. I like, I
- 10:20Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know if there's one, Like if
- 10:23Speaker 1: there's one bear in the whole state, there's one bear
- 10:27Speaker 1: in the san Juans and that bear, an old female,
- 10:30Speaker 1: happens to the mall the guy unprovoked. To me, it's
- 10:35Speaker 1: just more plausible that they that they try to get
- 10:40Speaker 1: an arrow into it. Maybe they maybe, and it's excusable.
- 10:46Speaker 1: Maybe the idea of there being a grizzly there was
- 10:49Speaker 1: totally out of their mind and they were like, oh,
- 10:51Speaker 1: black bear, And I feel like they got a arrow
- 10:54Speaker 1: into it.
- 10:56Speaker 2: If I had to guess.
- 10:57Speaker 1: Not knowing the gentleman, they got an arrow into it
- 11:00Speaker 1: and that led to everything that follows.
- 11:03Speaker 2: If I had to make a guess, what do you
- 11:06Speaker 2: think about that?
- 11:07Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know. I suppose anything is possible,
- 11:11Speaker 3: but yeah, I don't know. Now they were hunting separately,
- 11:16Speaker 3: he was hunting. Maybe they were just kind of still
- 11:20Speaker 3: hunting through the forest and then it Mike her Di
- 11:22Speaker 3: screaming and come running over.
- 11:25Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I had no idea. You meant,
- 11:28Speaker 2: I had no idea you were on that story?
- 11:30Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 11:31Speaker 1: All right, now you're ready to back up? Now back
- 11:34Speaker 1: in time? Yeah, go even back deeper in time. How
- 11:38Speaker 1: did you like? Where did you grow up? And how
- 11:42Speaker 1: did it ever click with you to get into the
- 11:44Speaker 1: career you got into and to make a whole life
- 11:47Speaker 1: out of, you know, hunting and writing about hunting, and
- 11:50Speaker 1: telling stories and sharing, you know, your life and profiling
- 11:55Speaker 1: other people's lives and capturing this whole culture for all
- 11:58Speaker 1: these decades.
- 12:00Speaker 2: Where'd that come from?
- 12:01Speaker 3: Well, when I was a kid, I was I was
- 12:04Speaker 3: born and raised in Newburgh, New York, which is sixteen
- 12:05Speaker 3: miles north of New York City. It's in the Hudson Valley,
- 12:08Speaker 3: thirty thousand people. And I raised right in the city.
- 12:12Speaker 3: And ever since I was a little kid, I just
- 12:14Speaker 3: loved anything wild in the outdoors. I'd lay on the
- 12:17Speaker 3: sidewalk and feed crumbs to the ants. I'd feed spiders.
- 12:20Speaker 3: I had names for the spiders, you know. And I
- 12:23Speaker 3: always wanted to be a game order or a forest ranger.
- 12:26Speaker 3: And at one point I thought I might like to
- 12:27Speaker 3: be a writer. Well, in high school I had an
- 12:30Speaker 3: English teacher named Miss Fink, and I love to read.
- 12:33Speaker 3: When I was a kid, I read books like Amic
- 12:35Speaker 3: the Beaver and Tarka the Otter and all sorts of stuff.
- 12:38Speaker 3: You know those books. They're old you look them up. Yeah,
- 12:42Speaker 3: I was a teenager when I read them. It's a
- 12:44Speaker 3: long time ago. But she read one of my compositions,
- 12:47Speaker 3: said you ought to be a writer, so I didn't.
- 12:49Speaker 3: I didn't pay much attention to that because I wasn't
- 12:52Speaker 3: a great student. During lunchtime might be trapping and I
- 12:55Speaker 3: was behind high school. We had raccoon sets out and stuff,
- 12:58Speaker 3: bossoms and stupid stuff muskrats.
- 13:00Speaker 1: What do you mean stupid stuff? You mean Granner's possums.
- 13:05Speaker 1: I'm not stupid about a possum.
- 13:08Speaker 3: But anyway. I went to a little school in northern
- 13:10Speaker 3: New York called Paul Smiths way up on the around
- 13:12Speaker 3: extent of the Canadian borders. A forestry pool and Liberal
- 13:15Speaker 3: arts and hotel management. There were four hundred students.
- 13:18Speaker 2: And hotel management. Liberal for forestry.
- 13:24Speaker 3: Yeah, there were two forestry courses and one it was terminal,
- 13:28Speaker 3: the other one pre professional. The pre professional course got
- 13:32Speaker 3: you basically started for your bachelors. We had to transfer
- 13:35Speaker 3: to the university. I didn't take that one. I took
- 13:38Speaker 3: the terminal course. We had casts classes like sawmilling and dynamiting,
- 13:43Speaker 3: and and we had a sugar bush. We had a
- 13:46Speaker 3: sugar mill. Oh really, yeah, back in the now they
- 13:50Speaker 3: use tubes to get sugar syrup. And that those days.
- 13:53Speaker 3: You drive us spaggan in a maple tree in March
- 13:55Speaker 3: colder than hell, three foot of snow, and put to
- 13:59Speaker 3: hang a bucket on it. We go through the woods
- 14:01Speaker 3: with a horse drawn sleigh with a big vat. We
- 14:04Speaker 3: take those buckets and then we put the sap in
- 14:07Speaker 3: the sugar house, and somebody had to keep throwing wood
- 14:10Speaker 3: in the stove and it had to be so many degrees. Anyway,
- 14:12Speaker 3: that was one of the courses.
- 14:14Speaker 2: So what that did.
- 14:16Speaker 1: I gotta tell you something that you that Okay, when
- 14:19Speaker 1: we were when we were little kids, we didn't know
- 14:21Speaker 1: We just knew it was maples. We didn't know sugar maples. Yeah,
- 14:26Speaker 1: and we had like a lot of the wrong maples.
- 14:29Speaker 1: We ran around.
- 14:30Speaker 2: We would just drill holes in those maples and.
- 14:33Speaker 1: Then like take a peanut butter tub or something and
- 14:35Speaker 1: try to nestle it up under that wall, tape it
- 14:38Speaker 1: to the tree, you know, and we're always looking at
- 14:41Speaker 1: it like what gibbs Man never got shiging.
- 14:48Speaker 3: One interesting thing about the sap from the tree. If
- 14:52Speaker 3: it's if it's two percent or better, it's fantastic. In
- 14:55Speaker 3: other words, you get two gallons of syrup from one
- 14:58Speaker 3: hundred gallons of sap centers like impossible. Almost anyway, that
- 15:03Speaker 3: was one of the courses. So that prepared me to
- 15:05Speaker 3: be a woods boss or working a pulp mill or whatever.
- 15:08Speaker 3: And I had a good buddy who was He taught
- 15:11Speaker 3: me how to trap. He was always two years ahead
- 15:12Speaker 3: of me in school, and he went out to Utah.
- 15:15Speaker 3: So he said, hey, you got to come out here
- 15:16Speaker 3: and get your degree. He says, you want to, you know,
- 15:18Speaker 3: if you want to be a game war and you
- 15:20Speaker 3: got to have a damn degree. So I went to
- 15:22Speaker 3: in Utah State up in Logan. So I went there
- 15:24Speaker 3: and got my bachelor's. I got a back up. I'm sorry.
- 15:29Speaker 3: When I was at Paul Smiths. You know, in a
- 15:32Speaker 3: lot of these little communities, hunting communities, guys would say, oh,
- 15:36Speaker 3: there's a big old buck out there, and there was
- 15:39Speaker 3: a great, big whitetail that everybody called old Joe Sure,
- 15:43Speaker 3: and he was supposed to be this monster, maybe a
- 15:45Speaker 3: mythical buck, I don't know. So one day I'm crawling
- 15:48Speaker 3: around a cedar swamp spagna moss and I got my
- 15:51Speaker 3: thirty thirty Model ninety four car being, you know, and
- 15:54Speaker 3: I'm squeezing between a couple of trees and that out
- 15:57Speaker 3: jumps this huge buck and all I could do was
- 15:59Speaker 3: just look at him because I couldn't even move. So
- 16:02Speaker 3: I got a while here and I wrote a story
- 16:04Speaker 3: about it for the for the college paper, and they
- 16:07Speaker 3: printed it, and I thought, holy smokes, you know that's
- 16:10Speaker 3: I was just so impressed to see that, that stupid
- 16:12Speaker 3: story and that little stupid paper. When I went out
- 16:15Speaker 3: to Utah State, I lived with a bunch of foresters
- 16:19Speaker 3: and one of the guys worked on the on the
- 16:21Speaker 3: paper called Student of Life, and he said, why don't
- 16:25Speaker 3: you do a deer game forecast? I said, okay, So
- 16:29Speaker 3: I didn't tell me again, what a dear big game
- 16:32Speaker 3: forecast deer elk forecast for the upcoming season. So I did,
- 16:37Speaker 3: and then he says, the editor wants you to see
- 16:39Speaker 3: you want to write a column and I said, yeah,
- 16:42Speaker 3: I wouldn't mind trying that. Now. I never took any
- 16:45Speaker 3: journalism courses or anything, and I wish I did. But
- 16:49Speaker 3: I wrote the column. And one night, a bunch of
- 16:53Speaker 3: Forresters and a couple of professors we went up the canyon.
- 16:55Speaker 3: It was a cabin up there, and we had a
- 16:58Speaker 3: bathtub full of beer and we were a bs and
- 17:00Speaker 3: we were cooking hot dogs and hamburgers. And this professor
- 17:02Speaker 3: comes over. He says, Mbowie thinks you think you're a
- 17:06Speaker 3: hot shit. He said, you write that stupid column in
- 17:08Speaker 3: that paper. I'll bet you a case of Lucky Lager
- 17:10Speaker 3: beer that you can't sell a real story to a
- 17:12Speaker 3: real magazine. So, you know, we were all kind of
- 17:15Speaker 3: half buzzed, and I said, I'll take you up on that.
- 17:18Speaker 3: So there's a lake called Bear Lake on the Utah
- 17:21Speaker 3: Idaho border, and there's a Bonnaville cisco that is endemic
- 17:25Speaker 3: only to that lake, and they only spawn in January
- 17:29Speaker 3: and it's colder than hell twenty thirty blow zero. They
- 17:32Speaker 3: blond close to the shore. So you go out there
- 17:34Speaker 3: with nets and it's a galla event.
- 17:37Speaker 2: That lake has an endemic cisco.
- 17:39Speaker 3: Yes, sir, they say, this is the last lake in
- 17:42Speaker 3: the Bonneville Ocean that still anyways deeper than heck, turquoise,
- 17:46Speaker 3: beautiful water. So Liya's club was out there selling hot
- 17:52Speaker 3: chocolate and coffee and hot dogs and people, just a
- 17:54Speaker 3: lot of people. Anyway, I wrote a story about that,
- 17:57Speaker 3: and I'll be doing if Outer Life didn't buy it,
- 18:00Speaker 3: Watch money three hundred and fifty bucks in those days,
- 18:05Speaker 3: holy smokes.
- 18:06Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 18:06Speaker 3: I just got married with living in the student housing,
- 18:09Speaker 3: you know, and broker in hell and so that that
- 18:13Speaker 3: kind of started all and then I started freelancing. In
- 18:17Speaker 3: the next three stories I sent to Alter Life rejected,
- 18:21Speaker 3: I wrote one on rock chow hunting, and the editor
- 18:23Speaker 3: Bill Ray says, that's a massacre zumbo. He says, I
- 18:26Speaker 3: can't use that story. But this guy, Bill Ray, of
- 18:29Speaker 3: all the editors Sports and Field, outer Life and Field
- 18:32Speaker 3: and Stream, we're all in New York City, right down
- 18:34Speaker 3: in Manhattan.
- 18:35Speaker 1: Sure, and they were still running those places out when
- 18:40Speaker 1: I started writing. They were still running those places out
- 18:42Speaker 1: of New York. You'd be on the phone and are
- 18:44Speaker 1: talking to people in New York.
- 18:45Speaker 2: Yep.
- 18:45Speaker 3: Yeah, Ultra Life was on Madison Alia, which was advertisers
- 18:49Speaker 3: were Sports and Field was there. And but at any rate,
- 18:53Speaker 3: Bill Ray was the kind of guy that he would
- 18:56Speaker 3: he would encourage a writer even if he had got
- 19:00Speaker 3: and rejects. You know a lot of editors were just
- 19:02Speaker 3: you know, we don't want your stuff anymore. But he
- 19:06Speaker 3: was really a fantastic guy. I could probably tell you
- 19:09Speaker 3: ten guys my age, or least most of them passed
- 19:12Speaker 3: on that got a start from Bill Ray. But anyway,
- 19:16Speaker 3: that's how it started.
- 19:19Speaker 1: So he rejected three at least. Well, do you remember
- 19:22Speaker 1: what else he rejected?
- 19:24Speaker 3: No?
- 19:25Speaker 2: Do you remember what the next one was that he
- 19:27Speaker 2: been on?
- 19:27Speaker 3: Yes? I worked at West Point for eight years as
- 19:33Speaker 3: a wildlife biologist in a post forester or and a
- 19:35Speaker 3: game board. And a buddy of mine had developed a
- 19:39Speaker 3: tip up with a battery on it and a light.
- 19:43Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember those well.
- 19:44Speaker 3: He he said, Hey, let's go out fishing at night
- 19:47Speaker 3: for walleyes. And it's late. So we built a big
- 19:50Speaker 3: fire and had a little whiskey, you know, and the
- 19:52Speaker 3: light go out we went out there. So I wrote
- 19:53Speaker 3: a story called the Fisher Lighting. So send it to
- 19:57Speaker 3: Paul Smith. Paul Smith, I said, at the Outdoor Life,
- 20:01Speaker 3: and they bought it. I thought holy smokes. Wow. The
- 20:06Speaker 3: next one was called Beacon in the Forest, where when
- 20:09Speaker 3: I'm out there in the woods, I realized that in
- 20:12Speaker 3: the fall, the first trees that turn yellow were hickorys,
- 20:15Speaker 3: and squirrels love hickorys. So I'd spot a yellow tree
- 20:19Speaker 3: and I'd go there and I'd sit and by, Oh,
- 20:21Speaker 3: here's here's the squirrels all over, and then they work
- 20:23Speaker 3: on the oaks or whatever else.
- 20:25Speaker 2: Sure.
- 20:25Speaker 3: Yeah, So I wrote a story called Beacon in the
- 20:27Speaker 3: Forest about Hickory's. Beacon in the forest, about Hickory's.
- 20:30Speaker 2: They bought me about that one.
- 20:32Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 20:32Speaker 1: Back when you were selling those articles in the early days,
- 20:34Speaker 1: were they paying you on were they doing a word count?
- 20:36Speaker 2: Paying you on a word count?
- 20:38Speaker 3: No, just a flat fee, flat fee. Yeah. Yeah. But
- 20:42Speaker 3: then I worked for the government, uh fifteen years. I
- 20:46Speaker 3: worked for the State of Utah Forestry and Fire Control
- 20:48Speaker 3: for two years, and then I worked at West Point
- 20:51Speaker 3: for eight years. Then I came back to Utah. I
- 20:53Speaker 3: worked as a wildlife biolence for the BLM, and I
- 20:57Speaker 3: got a call one day from Don Cosey, who was
- 20:59Speaker 3: executive editor, and he says, we'd like you to work
- 21:02Speaker 3: for us as Western editor. I said, what does that mean? Well,
- 21:06Speaker 3: he says, you'll run the Yellow Pages, the only Yellow Pages,
- 21:09Speaker 3: and work with all these stringers in all the states
- 21:12Speaker 3: and send us seven hundred and twenty lines of clean copy,
- 21:16Speaker 3: plus maps and photos. And that's your job. I said, God,
- 21:21Speaker 3: I can't do that. Well, I'm working for the government,
- 21:23Speaker 3: can I? He says, Hell no, I says, you mean
- 21:25Speaker 3: I gotta come to work for Outer Life full time?
- 21:28Speaker 3: He said, yep. So I talk. Took about five minutes
- 21:32Speaker 3: to take it over, and I accepted the job for
- 21:35Speaker 3: a huge cut and pay, no cutting pay. Yeah, yeah,
- 21:40Speaker 3: I had. I was making eighteen thousand bucks with the government,
- 21:43Speaker 3: with all the perks, health benefits you know, and all
- 21:46Speaker 3: that stuff and pension. Went to work for outer Life
- 21:49Speaker 3: for nine thousand dollars in a handshake.
- 21:52Speaker 2: No kidding. Yeah, were you were married at that point?
- 21:55Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 21:56Speaker 2: Yeah? How long were you married for?
- 22:00Speaker 3: I was married to my first wife, lost for twenty
- 22:02Speaker 3: six years, and Madonna for thirty two. So yeah, we're
- 22:07Speaker 3: still fighting with each other, dude, that's.
- 22:10Speaker 2: A mark of fidelogy.
- 22:11Speaker 1: You hit like my old man managed to pull that
- 22:14Speaker 1: off to hit like, what's that called a silver anniversary?
- 22:17Speaker 3: Yeah? With two different women. Yeah, but my wife, she's loyal.
- 22:20Speaker 1: She's kind of like you could look at it two
- 22:22Speaker 1: different ways. You look like amazingly loyal, yeah or yeah
- 22:26Speaker 1: or not. Yeah, but she puts up with all my absences.
- 22:31Speaker 1: I don't travel much anymore, but there were times when
- 22:33Speaker 1: I was on the road for probably two hundred and
- 22:38Speaker 1: seventy two and eighty days. Now that included also shows.
- 22:41Speaker 1: I did a lot of seminars.
- 22:42Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 22:43Speaker 3: In fact, that's where I met her. She was running
- 22:45Speaker 3: the ISIC shows in the Sportsman's Exposed on the West Coast.
- 22:50Speaker 3: But yeah, there were times when I'd take off and
- 22:55Speaker 3: be gone for thirty forty days. Then I got the
- 22:58Speaker 3: TV show, and between the TV showing out Door Life,
- 23:01Speaker 3: I mean it was just constant. I would go on
- 23:04Speaker 3: maybe four hunts in a row. I'd go up the BC.
- 23:06Speaker 3: I love to go up to the northern BC for elk,
- 23:08Speaker 3: and then I Montana typically in Wyoming or Colorado and
- 23:13Speaker 3: whatever else. Antelope mil there, yeah, Moose. I loved the
- 23:16Speaker 3: hunt moose black bears. So I mean it was just
- 23:19Speaker 3: NonStop because he had to you know, I had to
- 23:22Speaker 3: write a column a month for Outdoor Life. When I
- 23:26Speaker 3: became Honting editor for first when I was Western editor,
- 23:30Speaker 3: then they did away with the Yellow Pages. Then they
- 23:32Speaker 3: made me editor at large that then I just remember that. Yeah,
- 23:36Speaker 3: and then I became Honting editor, and you got to
- 23:39Speaker 3: have so much copy, you know, and you got to
- 23:41Speaker 3: travel obviously. So that's kind of where it's.
- 23:46Speaker 1: At when you were on the mast head or not
- 23:51Speaker 1: on the mass but you were staffed Outdoor Life, but
- 23:53Speaker 1: you would do seminars and do TV and stuff. Was
- 23:57Speaker 1: that all in on salary or was that more like
- 24:00Speaker 1: like a la carte approach where where you would get
- 24:03Speaker 1: like additional money to do these different projects.
- 24:06Speaker 3: Yeah, I was on a seminar. I had a contract
- 24:09Speaker 3: with an International sportss XPO, and I did shows in
- 24:12Speaker 3: like six cities on the West coast in Denver. But
- 24:16Speaker 3: you kept that money, Yeah, and they'd pay me a
- 24:18Speaker 3: fee for that, okay.
- 24:20Speaker 2: And that didn't conflict with your your normal.
- 24:22Speaker 3: Gig, No, uh did I. The only conflict was Outdoor
- 24:26Speaker 3: Life didn't want me working for the competition. They didn't
- 24:29Speaker 3: want they didn't want me in the field and Streamer
- 24:30Speaker 3: Sports a Field American Hunter nraa magazine. They didn't care
- 24:34Speaker 3: about that, you know. Because that was a different deal.
- 24:37Speaker 3: But so yeah, it was I was. It was crazy.
- 24:42Speaker 3: It was a crazy time, you know that.
- 24:44Speaker 1: That's a I think I think about that long era,
- 24:48Speaker 1: like just the years of your career outdoor life, field
- 24:53Speaker 1: and stream sports, the field, there was so many more
- 24:57Speaker 1: shared like there were so many more shared now national
- 25:00Speaker 1: experiences back then, do you know, like like I'm old
- 25:03Speaker 1: enough that when I was a little kid, I mean
- 25:05Speaker 1: there's channels three on a TV.
- 25:08Speaker 2: There's channel three, eight and thirteen.
- 25:12Speaker 1: Right, it was like NBCCBS, ABC or whatever it help was, and.
- 25:16Speaker 2: That was what it was.
- 25:18Speaker 3: Yep.
- 25:19Speaker 1: Right, we still have like we still kind of retained
- 25:21Speaker 1: a shared experience of.
- 25:23Speaker 2: The super Bowl or something.
- 25:26Speaker 1: But there used to be like many many shared experiences
- 25:29Speaker 1: that people would have, and I think some of those
- 25:32Speaker 1: were just these magazines because pre internet, you know, if
- 25:37Speaker 1: you were a hunter and angler, you were looking at
- 25:40Speaker 1: those magazines.
- 25:42Speaker 2: I think of going to my.
- 25:45Speaker 1: Maternal grandfather was a musky fisherman and big fishermen.
- 25:50Speaker 2: He liked to hunt.
- 25:51Speaker 1: You know, you'd go to his house and he would
- 25:54Speaker 1: have the magazines, I mean, and I would like go
- 25:58Speaker 1: home and bring them with and it was just that
- 26:02Speaker 1: that all it was sort of like all eyes in
- 26:05Speaker 1: the outdoor world were on those things, right, you know.
- 26:09Speaker 1: And in that way, I grew up just like I
- 26:11Speaker 1: just grew up with your name, you know what I mean.
- 26:13Speaker 1: I grew up reading your stuff. I was reading your
- 26:15Speaker 1: stuff as a as a child at my grandfather's house.
- 26:19Speaker 3: Smokes, you know, but just.
- 26:20Speaker 1: Being being Yeah I'm not young anymore, man, but like
- 26:24Speaker 1: being there and dreaming about hunting the West and stuff
- 26:27Speaker 1: and that, you know, and your stuff was there. Yeah,
- 26:31Speaker 1: and things are so diffuse now, Yeah, it is.
- 26:34Speaker 3: Very much so. You got all kinds of stuff, all
- 26:37Speaker 3: your shows everywhere, thankfully.
- 26:40Speaker 1: Yeah, it gets out there. Yeah, hey, tell me about firewood.
- 26:44Speaker 1: You're big into firewood.
- 26:47Speaker 3: I suffer from an illness called ACFD, Excessive Compulsive firewood disorder.
- 26:53Speaker 2: Let me hit you with one? Can I hit you
- 26:54Speaker 2: with one?
- 26:54Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 26:55Speaker 1: My brother Danny recently got himself this might be a
- 26:58Speaker 1: good book subject for you. He recently got himself a
- 27:01Speaker 1: book about firewood.
- 27:02Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 27:03Speaker 2: It's from the it's from the might be out of
- 27:06Speaker 2: Norway or something.
- 27:07Speaker 3: I might have that book, honestly, Okay, go ahead, Well.
- 27:11Speaker 2: No, I mean, yeah, I need to get me a copy.
- 27:14Speaker 2: He's got a book.
- 27:15Speaker 1: It's just a book about firewood, and there's a thing
- 27:17Speaker 1: in there that I didn't that I wasn't aware of.
- 27:19Speaker 2: I want to run this by you. It's like, you
- 27:22Speaker 2: know where.
- 27:22Speaker 1: Always talk about this wood has puts off this BTUs.
- 27:27Speaker 1: This wood puts off that BTUs. This wood puts off
- 27:29Speaker 1: that BTUs. This book is saying that all wood is
- 27:37Speaker 1: the same by weight, but not by volume, like would
- 27:47Speaker 1: regard if you if you don't measure it by volume
- 27:50Speaker 1: and measure it by weight, it all puts off the
- 27:52Speaker 1: same BTUs. It's just a matter of efficiency in releasing
- 27:55Speaker 1: those BTUs because a denser like denser would we think
- 27:59Speaker 1: of as being hotter, but wood by weight has the
- 28:04Speaker 1: same be To you, I'll be dark.
- 28:06Speaker 2: What do you think about that?
- 28:07Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 28:09Speaker 1: We'll put that in if you make a wood book,
- 28:11Speaker 1: you got to either make that that's true or not true.
- 28:14Speaker 1: I don't know what to make out of that, you
- 28:16Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, but like yeah, yeah, yeah, because
- 28:19Speaker 1: I'll tell you, dude, I grew up in the hardwoods
- 28:23Speaker 1: in Michigan.
- 28:24Speaker 2: A nice to sell.
- 28:25Speaker 1: Like when I was selling firewood, we would get you
- 28:29Speaker 1: get ninety a cord for dried hardwood. You could hold
- 28:33Speaker 1: it till like February January February and get one hundred
- 28:38Speaker 1: and ten a cord for dried hardwood.
- 28:43Speaker 2: I would cut it and.
- 28:43Speaker 1: Make just huge mountains of it and then deliver it
- 28:45Speaker 1: when the prices were good. Only maple and oak some
- 28:51Speaker 1: beach thrown in. At that time, you could sell white pine.
- 28:54Speaker 1: So if you could get a ninety bucks for a
- 28:57Speaker 1: cord of cut and split hardwood, a quart of white
- 29:01Speaker 1: pine was thirty five dollars. People would talk where I
- 29:05Speaker 1: grew up. They would tell you that you can't heat
- 29:09Speaker 1: with pine. They would say that it'll burn your house down,
- 29:13Speaker 1: because the I.
- 29:14Speaker 2: Mean it was like, you can't.
- 29:16Speaker 1: You could you go anywhere in that air You never
- 29:18Speaker 1: find a person carry a piece of pine in their
- 29:20Speaker 1: house and burn it. But then you move out west
- 29:22Speaker 1: and that's all there is, right, everybody burns pine. Yeah,
- 29:25Speaker 1: So for decades I've been burning that junk. But then
- 29:30Speaker 1: I go back to my mom's and we go down
- 29:32Speaker 1: on the beach on the lake in front of the
- 29:34Speaker 1: house there, and I make a big old pile of
- 29:35Speaker 1: oak and get that burning.
- 29:37Speaker 2: Dude, you can't you can't even get near that fire.
- 29:41Speaker 1: So it's like, that's that's a wood right there, dude,
- 29:45Speaker 1: that's a hot wood, you know. So in reading that,
- 29:48Speaker 1: it kind of threw me off that it's like, you
- 29:51Speaker 1: know that it's just they're talking about by volume.
- 29:54Speaker 3: Right. Well, I've always I've always considered that I've looked
- 29:58Speaker 3: at the BTU charge for both native woods in the
- 30:01Speaker 3: US and all woods, and most of the charts would
- 30:06Speaker 3: tell you that O sage orange also called bodock or
- 30:08Speaker 3: hedge number one, btu's number one. And they say it'll
- 30:13Speaker 3: burn your great and it damn near will. I like
- 30:17Speaker 3: to get wood from all over. I got somebodies from
- 30:19Speaker 3: North Dakota who'd come on Antelope with me, and they
- 30:21Speaker 3: wearing a bunch of oak from the yards, you know.
- 30:24Speaker 3: And I went to Kansas to a writer's conference and
- 30:27Speaker 3: Mike Pierce was a good friend of mine. He used
- 30:28Speaker 3: to be the outdoor writer for the Wall Street Journal.
- 30:31Speaker 3: And I said, the journal writer, Yeah, Michael Pierce. So
- 30:36Speaker 3: I said, Mike, if I bring my chance, however, can
- 30:39Speaker 3: I cut some hedge? He said, yeah, there's all kinds
- 30:41Speaker 3: of hedge around here. So, as it turned out, he
- 30:44Speaker 3: had a buddy who had a whole barn full full
- 30:46Speaker 3: of hedge. He said, back your truck up and loaded up.
- 30:48Speaker 3: So I took it home and I only burned it
- 30:49Speaker 3: when it's really cold, but it burns hot and it
- 30:52Speaker 3: burned long. And but Locus is another one that's got
- 30:59Speaker 3: a lot of bt you so I don't know. You know,
- 31:03Speaker 3: we live in northern Rockies as you do. And the
- 31:07Speaker 3: only two soft was we have or aspen and cottonwood.
- 31:11Speaker 3: Otherwise doug fur number one limber pine white bark pine,
- 31:17Speaker 3: which is now endangered. You can't cut that, dude.
- 31:20Speaker 1: I never met anybody to cut it split into a
- 31:23Speaker 1: piece of white bark pine.
- 31:26Speaker 3: But this this O sage aren't just so hard that
- 31:29Speaker 3: you can't You can't cut a you can't drive a
- 31:32Speaker 3: nail in it. And they call it hedge because in
- 31:36Speaker 3: the old days the pioneers would plant it and it
- 31:38Speaker 3: would grow into into a row of really thick foliage
- 31:44Speaker 3: and the cattle couldn't get through it. But it's just
- 31:47Speaker 3: amazing stuff.
- 31:48Speaker 1: Anyway, Well guys run that for I mean, the industry
- 31:52Speaker 1: there is cutting fence.
- 31:53Speaker 2: Posts out of that stuff.
- 31:54Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, So how does your if you got a
- 31:57Speaker 1: like a O C D around wood, how does that
- 31:59Speaker 1: man fast like what like, how do you what are
- 32:01Speaker 1: the symptoms?
- 32:03Speaker 3: The symptoms? Go cut more wood?
- 32:05Speaker 2: You just like keep a good stash laid by.
- 32:07Speaker 3: I once honestly had I swear I measured it one
- 32:11Speaker 3: hundred firewood cords. No firewood cord, not a full cord
- 32:14Speaker 3: four four by eight. I'm talking two by four by eight,
- 32:18Speaker 3: four hundred cords.
- 32:19Speaker 1: Oh I did, No, no, no, But I'm not getting
- 32:22Speaker 1: what in the world you're talking about.
- 32:23Speaker 2: We've been having this debate lately. Are you forget the
- 32:28Speaker 2: term rick?
- 32:30Speaker 3: Yes?
- 32:30Speaker 2: Okay, what what do you what is a rick? In
- 32:33Speaker 2: your mind?
- 32:33Speaker 3: The wreck is a full cord four by four by
- 32:35Speaker 3: eight and twenty eight cubic feet.
- 32:37Speaker 2: No, a rick is a face cord?
- 32:39Speaker 3: It is? Okay, should I google it?
- 32:43Speaker 2: You know?
- 32:43Speaker 3: I think you're right.
- 32:44Speaker 2: But what you're talking about? What? What kind of what
- 32:47Speaker 2: a firewood cord twenty four inch deep? Yeah, so that's
- 32:52Speaker 2: a long cut piece of firewood.
- 32:54Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's if you look it up, it says
- 32:59Speaker 3: two by four eight firewood or face court.
- 33:02Speaker 1: Yeah, but who's who's oven door? Are you fitting twenty
- 33:05Speaker 1: four inch pieces of firewood.
- 33:06Speaker 3: Through my fireplace? Goes separates a big stone wall on
- 33:14Speaker 3: both sides and it goes all the way throughly. You
- 33:16Speaker 3: can open the doors on both rooms, and that thing's
- 33:20Speaker 3: got a three by four foot box, so I can
- 33:22Speaker 3: actually put a almost a thirty inch log in there. Yeah,
- 33:26Speaker 3: but you're right, you know, most of those aren't going
- 33:28Speaker 3: to take that twenty four inches.
- 33:30Speaker 2: I'd like that. You know.
- 33:31Speaker 1: I'm not a big government guy generally, well in some
- 33:33Speaker 1: areas i am. But I would like the government to
- 33:35Speaker 1: come in and really put some enforcement and some structure
- 33:44Speaker 1: around firewood measurements.
- 33:47Speaker 2: I think it would do the nation good.
- 33:49Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, because there's a lot of like people
- 33:52Speaker 1: saying a lot of weird things.
- 33:54Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, there are.
- 33:58Speaker 1: Heart this guy Spencer New Heart that hosts trivia and
- 34:02Speaker 1: I actually it's a long story. We got a big
- 34:06Speaker 1: fight about this very subject, bricks and face cords and
- 34:10Speaker 1: chords and all that.
- 34:11Speaker 2: So you caught too much wood? Do you sell it?
- 34:14Speaker 3: No? I used to you just like to keep it
- 34:16Speaker 3: because of the legalisation.
- 34:19Speaker 2: We got all kinds of wood.
- 34:20Speaker 3: We use it. That fireplace does not go out from
- 34:23Speaker 3: usually October until April, unless it's like this winter, you know,
- 34:27Speaker 3: held seventy degrees in January and February. We didn't burn it.
- 34:31Speaker 3: But my wife will say, what's going on. There's no
- 34:35Speaker 3: fire going there's un by. Your fire sucks because it's
- 34:38Speaker 3: you know, because it's there's no flame. Okay, I'm throwing
- 34:41Speaker 3: a log in it. But we burned that. We probably
- 34:44Speaker 3: burned ten to fifteen twenty cords a year, seriously. And wow,
- 34:49Speaker 3: but I get it from everywhere. Beetlekill. We had a
- 34:51Speaker 3: big beetle kill infestation. I lived just maybe a quarter
- 34:55Speaker 3: mile from the National Forest. This is shoney forest, huh.
- 34:58Speaker 3: And as soon as those trees are go, and I'd
- 35:00Speaker 3: get a four serves pervent it for seven bucks or
- 35:03Speaker 3: whatever and bring that wood home and.
- 35:06Speaker 2: That's your exercise. Yeah, but you had a heart attack
- 35:09Speaker 2: right cutting wood.
- 35:11Speaker 3: I had a heart attack when I was rolling the log. Yeah.
- 35:13Speaker 3: I was rolling the log with a peev. It was
- 35:16Speaker 3: a big ass log and it was a rock behind it,
- 35:18Speaker 3: and I put everything I had behind it, as you know,
- 35:22Speaker 3: a pev. You can roll a five hundred pound log
- 35:24Speaker 3: with that extra And I felt the pain in my
- 35:28Speaker 3: chest and I said, hmm, what was that all about?
- 35:33Speaker 2: Huh?
- 35:33Speaker 3: And I thought maybe I strained a muscle, you know,
- 35:36Speaker 3: and my chest. So I had all a wood cut
- 35:40Speaker 3: to throw in my truck, and I just said, I'm
- 35:43Speaker 3: going to leave this wood, sit, put the chainsaw on
- 35:46Speaker 3: my truck and go home. And if I don't have this,
- 35:50Speaker 3: and I'm gonna when I get to the highway, I'm
- 35:52Speaker 3: going to call my doctor. You know, I didn't because
- 35:55Speaker 3: the pain went away. I never had that pain again
- 35:58Speaker 3: until my seventy fifth birthday. On that night, I was
- 36:03Speaker 3: kind of short of breath. My right arm hurt and
- 36:08Speaker 3: there was a little bit of pain in my chest.
- 36:11Speaker 3: I told my wife, and at that time I was
- 36:14Speaker 3: between doctors. I hadn't gotten anew and my own other
- 36:17Speaker 3: doctor had taken another job in the hospital. So she
- 36:21Speaker 3: drives me to town six two aspirins. Get to the
- 36:25Speaker 3: emergency room, tell a lady I got test pains and
- 36:29Speaker 3: she's boomed. They stuck me on whatever you call it,
- 36:32Speaker 3: and I did a EKG and it showed nothing, and
- 36:37Speaker 3: then they did another test. I'm not sure what it was,
- 36:41Speaker 3: and they said he's having a heart attack right now.
- 36:44Speaker 3: So they threw me in an ambulance, took me to
- 36:46Speaker 3: Billings and they put two stents in and I had
- 36:51Speaker 3: to wait six weeks for the real open heart surgery,
- 36:54Speaker 3: which was December fifteenth of twenty fifteen. And I tell you,
- 36:58Speaker 3: waiting that six weeks was a nightmare because I knew
- 37:02Speaker 3: I was going to go under the knife and you know,
- 37:04Speaker 3: get the zipper.
- 37:05Speaker 2: Oh.
- 37:05Speaker 3: On the bright side, my surgeon had done three thousand
- 37:09Speaker 3: open orth surgeries and billings, so I was pretty he
- 37:12Speaker 3: was a great guy. And uh so got the got
- 37:17Speaker 3: the operation.
- 37:18Speaker 2: Whatever he did work because here you are. Yeah.
- 37:21Speaker 3: And I told my cardiot, I said, when can I
- 37:23Speaker 3: start swinging that six pound mall? He said, he said,
- 37:28Speaker 3: you got to wait at least three four months, you know,
- 37:31Speaker 3: And so I did.
- 37:32Speaker 1: And uh, you split all you split everything by hand.
- 37:35Speaker 2: You don't use it.
- 37:36Speaker 3: I used to.
- 37:37Speaker 2: You switched to hydraulic.
- 37:38Speaker 3: Yeah. And then when I turned sixty five, you know,
- 37:41Speaker 3: my son was something. My dad still splits wooden me
- 37:43Speaker 3: sixty five years old, you know, And and uh I
- 37:46Speaker 3: bought a splitter. Yeah, And I mean that takes all
- 37:50Speaker 3: the work out of everything, you know, trying to cut
- 37:52Speaker 3: green split green cottonwood. You hit that with a mall
- 37:56Speaker 3: and it just kind of, you know, just full of
- 37:58Speaker 3: water comes up there make going to split. So you
- 38:01Speaker 3: got to hit it fifty more times hitting a sponge.
- 38:05Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I used to work The first tree service
- 38:08Speaker 1: I worked for was an outfit called Professional Tree Service
- 38:13Speaker 1: is when I was in community college. And interesting thing
- 38:19Speaker 1: about this dude that I worked with, he had bought
- 38:23Speaker 1: this property.
- 38:25Speaker 2: You're gonna think I'm making this up. I'm not making
- 38:27Speaker 2: this up.
- 38:27Speaker 3: Man.
- 38:27Speaker 1: He bought this property and when I'd get to work
- 38:30Speaker 1: in the morning, he would be out in the morning
- 38:33Speaker 1: with a metal detector, metal detect in his own yard
- 38:38Speaker 1: because someone had told him that the old lady that
- 38:42Speaker 1: he bought it from had been burying jars of money
- 38:45Speaker 1: with metallic like bell ball and Mason money jars with
- 38:51Speaker 1: metallic lids had.
- 38:52Speaker 2: Been burying money all around the yard.
- 38:55Speaker 1: And this guy's morning rituals to get up and metal
- 38:58Speaker 1: detect this ten acres whatever he had funny hoping to
- 39:03Speaker 1: dig up that money.
- 39:05Speaker 2: But he so his middle finger is gone.
- 39:11Speaker 1: And he used to run those sacks, you know, remember that,
- 39:13Speaker 1: Remember that I only still make sacks Dolmar chain saws
- 39:16Speaker 1: like horrible vibration control on those like no vibration control
- 39:20Speaker 1: on those chains. They were just monsters. He'd run those
- 39:23Speaker 1: sacks Dolmar saws, and he wouldn't. He had, he'd buy
- 39:27Speaker 1: a regular five finger glove obviously, But this middle finger
- 39:32Speaker 1: is gone. So I used to laugh because anytime he
- 39:34Speaker 1: was gripping something, he'd be giving you the finger because
- 39:38Speaker 1: there's no middle finger in there.
- 39:39Speaker 2: To for the glove.
- 39:42Speaker 1: And I always assumed he'd cut it off with a chainsaw,
- 39:47Speaker 1: but we would a lot of times. All that would
- 39:49Speaker 1: when we were doing a removal or whatever, just going
- 39:51Speaker 1: to a mountain, and then if there was nothing else
- 39:54Speaker 1: to do, we'd go out there and firewood all that.
- 39:57Speaker 1: And it was terrible because he'd bring it home in
- 39:58Speaker 1: all these weird chunks, you know, just lowering stuff right
- 40:01Speaker 1: into a truck. So it's like elbows and odds, and
- 40:05Speaker 1: you're just sorting through the pile trying to find sixteen
- 40:07Speaker 1: inch right cuts. And like I said, I never asked
- 40:11Speaker 1: him about that finger, but I assumed he cut it off.
- 40:13Speaker 1: But one day we're cutting and I'm doing something or
- 40:16Speaker 1: not with that hydraulic splitter, and he says me, that's
- 40:20Speaker 1: just how I lost my middle I forgot that I
- 40:22Speaker 1: lost my finger out on a hydraulic splitter.
- 40:28Speaker 3: Yeah, that's funny.
- 40:30Speaker 2: Uh, let's go back to nineteen eighty six.
- 40:34Speaker 1: And it's funny to think about, but Cole calling elk. Yeah,
- 40:39Speaker 1: even like bugling elk, man was you know, I'm sure
- 40:43Speaker 1: historically people figured it out. But like bugling elk, Coyle
- 40:47Speaker 1: calling elk, that wasn't in Hunter's toolkits.
- 40:51Speaker 3: No, not at all. Back when I first started our
- 40:57Speaker 3: bugle calls, we made him out of a he's a
- 41:00Speaker 3: garden hose or maybe a piece of pipe cut a
- 41:03Speaker 3: little notch in it, you know, And they sounded horrible
- 41:06Speaker 3: what they still called elk, and they were awful. And
- 41:08Speaker 3: then I remember when the first calls came out. But
- 41:12Speaker 3: I think when you say nineteen eighty six, you're referring
- 41:14Speaker 3: to the to the cow call.
- 41:16Speaker 1: Yeah your article yeah about cow call? Right, your article elk?
- 41:21Speaker 1: Huntings knew a secret.
- 41:22Speaker 3: Yep, well I had. I had gone to gardener a
- 41:25Speaker 3: Lot Montana, which is literally on the border of Yellowstone Park.
- 41:29Speaker 2: Were friends with uh were you parties of Don LAbau.
- 41:34Speaker 3: That Don Lobach invented to the cow call? Yeh yeah, yeah, okay,
- 41:38Speaker 3: So Don and I we'd hang out. He owned like
- 41:41Speaker 3: the saloon in town and the motel and the restaurant,
- 41:44Speaker 3: a gas station. He owned a bunch. He was from
- 41:45Speaker 3: Big Timber. Great guy. Anyway, one day we're sitting in
- 41:50Speaker 3: his bar and he pulled a thing out of his pocket.
- 41:54Speaker 3: He said, you know what this is? I said, have
- 41:57Speaker 3: no idea? He sai, Well, listen. He blows his thing
- 42:00Speaker 3: and everybody looks at him. He says, don't worry about them.
- 42:02Speaker 3: I own the bar.
- 42:03Speaker 2: You know.
- 42:03Speaker 3: It makes his big shrieking noise. Does that sound like?
- 42:06Speaker 3: I said? It sounds like a cow elk? He says, well,
- 42:09Speaker 3: what do you think? I said, what do I think?
- 42:12Speaker 3: I don't know. What do you think? He said, well,
- 42:14Speaker 3: don't you think that, you know, cow elk? They vocalize
- 42:16Speaker 3: year around? I said, yeah, all year, not just like
- 42:20Speaker 3: during the rod. Yeah, like the bulls. So he said,
- 42:25Speaker 3: when you hunt turkeys, what do you sound like? It
- 42:27Speaker 3: sound like a hen. You're yelping out there, you know.
- 42:29Speaker 3: And he says, so don't you think you can use
- 42:31Speaker 3: a cow call to the track bulls or whatever? That
- 42:34Speaker 3: makes a lot of sense? He sai, I'll tell you.
- 42:36Speaker 3: He says. It works. He says, I know it works
- 42:39Speaker 3: because I've done it. And he lived right in Gardener,
- 42:41Speaker 3: in the Elkwort in his yard year round. Yeah, he
- 42:44Speaker 3: heard him talking all the time. So he said, he said,
- 42:49Speaker 3: I'll give you a call if you don't mind it,
- 42:51Speaker 3: and would you if you like it, would you write
- 42:53Speaker 3: a story about I said absolutely, you know, after the
- 42:55Speaker 3: life like all that. It's a service magazine. You know,
- 42:58Speaker 3: people want to know how to do something, where to go,
- 43:02Speaker 3: or maybe he'll want to read an armchair story me
- 43:04Speaker 3: and Joe. But anyway, this was right up my alley,
- 43:07Speaker 3: and they said, oh, this is a big deal. There's
- 43:09Speaker 3: no such thing as a cow elk nothing, There was
- 43:12Speaker 3: no such thing. So I took it out and I
- 43:14Speaker 3: tried it for a year, and he had given a
- 43:16Speaker 3: couple to some outfitters up in that country, and it
- 43:19Speaker 3: worked like a charm for all sorts of reasons, you know,
- 43:22Speaker 3: not just to attract a note during the rut, but
- 43:25Speaker 3: all so I wrote a story about it in eighty six,
- 43:28Speaker 3: I think it was the August issue Elk Hunting's Knew
- 43:30Speaker 3: a Secret And at the bottom I put to order
- 43:34Speaker 3: a cow call called cow Talk from bon Don Lobox
- 43:37Speaker 3: and so and so nine ninety five and three bucks
- 43:39Speaker 3: to Blah Blah blah and Gardner, Montana. And before the
- 43:43Speaker 3: article came out. I told him that we're going to
- 43:47Speaker 3: put a plug for the call, and I asked him
- 43:49Speaker 3: how many calls he made? Said, well maybe my wife
- 43:52Speaker 3: d we made a couple of hundred in basement, you know.
- 43:54Speaker 3: I said, well, maybe he'll sell them. I can't tell
- 43:57Speaker 3: you him an hesel thousands and thousands and thousands. But anyway,
- 44:02Speaker 3: that and it was that was probably my as far
- 44:08Speaker 3: as having an impact on hunting for something new, that
- 44:11Speaker 3: was probably my number one story. But I didn't do it.
- 44:15Speaker 3: I just happened to be the lucky guy that don
- 44:17Speaker 3: knew and passed the story on.
- 44:19Speaker 1: You didn't get a cut or commission on calls, no, no.
- 44:22Speaker 1: And then he invented the power m yeah, oh yeah yeah.
- 44:25Speaker 3: And then he did a deer talk, a deer call
- 44:28Speaker 3: or something, and but his call went into the Cabella's
- 44:31Speaker 3: catalog and he sold a lot, a lot. But he's
- 44:36Speaker 3: still around in gardener. He's got a shop there were
- 44:41Speaker 3: he still wive.
- 44:42Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, he's the gardener all the time.
- 44:45Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 44:45Speaker 2: Really, you can find a story. Yeah, well, how old
- 44:47Speaker 2: is how old is he? Now?
- 44:51Speaker 3: He was he's probably he was probably a few years
- 44:53Speaker 3: younger than me. He probably probably late seven, I don't know,
- 44:57Speaker 3: I don't know, but he was. He was so much fun.
- 45:00Speaker 3: And we go up in the famous firing line, you know,
- 45:02Speaker 3: when the elk would come out of the forest, out
- 45:04Speaker 3: of the park and they'd get out, and they stepped
- 45:06Speaker 3: down the Gallaton National Forest, and holy smokes, one day
- 45:09Speaker 3: had kind of ninety six hunters up there. They had
- 45:12Speaker 3: built snow forts to hide, you know, and herd elk.
- 45:15Speaker 3: And then you go to the bar that night, his
- 45:17Speaker 3: bar they called the town bar, and everybody talk about
- 45:20Speaker 3: how many elk today? Why I see it. I heard
- 45:22Speaker 3: a ninety five come out and they killed ninety ninety
- 45:24Speaker 3: four of them, you know, but they changed that whole structure.
- 45:28Speaker 3: And then the wolf stepped in. You'll add like a
- 45:31Speaker 3: couple of thousand cow tags. It was nuts. And the
- 45:34Speaker 3: wardens would ride around on horses, and I was there.
- 45:37Speaker 3: I was just I never hunted there. I didn't want to,
- 45:40Speaker 3: but I'd just being a rider, you know, I'd walk around.
- 45:43Speaker 3: The wards would ride around on horses, and if hey
- 45:45Speaker 3: saw somebody shoot two elk, they'd give the guy a
- 45:48Speaker 3: fifty dollars fine and he could keep one elk. Honestly,
- 45:51Speaker 3: that's all they did a long time ago. Yeah, But interestingly,
- 45:55Speaker 3: one year, as you know, the Montana elk season runs
- 45:59Speaker 3: basically five weeks from October to the Sunday of Thanksgiving week.
- 46:02Speaker 3: One year, it was a really really really bad winter
- 46:06Speaker 3: during the general season, those elk came out by the thousands,
- 46:10Speaker 3: and everybody in Montana headed for Gardener. And I heard
- 46:14Speaker 3: a story that in one day they killed like seven
- 46:16Speaker 3: hundred elk. I mean, it was just crazy. Yeah, because
- 46:19Speaker 3: anybody with a general tag could go, you know. Yeah,
- 46:22Speaker 3: but so fascinating place. I spent a lot of time.
- 46:26Speaker 3: A lot of the photographers would go there and we'd
- 46:30Speaker 3: film elk during the rut and mule there during the
- 46:33Speaker 3: rut bighorn sheep. The Gardener was kind of the second
- 46:37Speaker 3: second home away from home for me. I spent a
- 46:38Speaker 3: lot of time there.
- 46:40Speaker 1: My one of my kids got accosted by a mean
- 46:44Speaker 1: old lady and gardener. Yeah, we were in Gardener one time,
- 46:47Speaker 1: and you know, does the elk standley it's the park,
- 46:48Speaker 1: you know, just for people listen, this is the entrance
- 46:50Speaker 1: to the park. Yeah, it's the the Yelso National Park
- 46:54Speaker 1: of North Entrance. So you get a lot of these
- 46:58Speaker 1: like very very gbituated park elk. They just kind of
- 47:02Speaker 1: hanging around, like they're hanging around the gas station, they're
- 47:04Speaker 1: hanging around the hotels. Anyways, my kid is going up
- 47:11Speaker 1: to one of these elk and these a couple old
- 47:14Speaker 1: ladies just cut loose on them. He was a little kid.
- 47:17Speaker 1: You leave them alone, really, Yeah, like I was thinking about,
- 47:22Speaker 1: you know, I didn't really get involved in it, but.
- 47:24Speaker 2: It was kind of lady. You've seen what this kid's
- 47:26Speaker 2: showing to some elk.
- 47:27Speaker 3: When she went to park or was she just a civilian?
- 47:30Speaker 1: No, just some lady yelling at him on the side
- 47:32Speaker 1: of the road for getting too close to a tame elk.
- 47:34Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought that was funny.
- 47:37Speaker 3: We took When we took pictures in the park, we
- 47:38Speaker 3: had to have a commercial permit and we paid one
- 47:41Speaker 3: hundred bucks to film because we were in the business.
- 47:44Speaker 3: We weren't just doing a the slide show at home,
- 47:47Speaker 3: you know. And those rangers if they saw you using
- 47:50Speaker 3: a cawcol they get all upset because you're harassing the elk.
- 47:53Speaker 2: Oh, you were trying to call him for photography.
- 47:55Speaker 3: Yeah, get him to get him to look at you
- 47:57Speaker 3: or whatever, you know, and stuff. But they're loveable. But anyway,
- 48:01Speaker 3: they Yellowstone is uh. It's one of the reasons I
- 48:06Speaker 3: moved to Cody because I just loved the park. First
- 48:10Speaker 3: first time a lazarira was in my wildlife class at
- 48:12Speaker 3: Utah State. Took a bus all those students and two
- 48:15Speaker 3: professors and went in the park in Golly nineteen sixty
- 48:20Speaker 3: three and we looked out the windowners or heard elks.
- 48:24Speaker 3: First elk I ever saw, is that right?
- 48:26Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 48:26Speaker 3: We all ran over to the side of the bus,
- 48:28Speaker 3: you know. And that was when they were They literally
- 48:31Speaker 3: killed like five thousand in the park. They had regular
- 48:36Speaker 3: shooters and they had butchers come by and save the
- 48:39Speaker 3: meat and everything that was That was quite a deal.
- 48:42Speaker 1: Yeah, those days are past right now.
- 48:45Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, those kind of out numbers.
- 48:49Speaker 1: You spent time covering the Mileo Hanson buck yep, Yeah,
- 48:54Speaker 1: talk about that.
- 48:55Speaker 3: Well. I was in Saskatchewan hunting white tails, and I
- 48:59Speaker 3: think it's a same thing. But in Saskatchewan, a nod
- 49:02Speaker 3: resident can't hunt below the bush line. You can't hunt
- 49:04Speaker 3: in the agricultural areas. You gotta hunt north in the
- 49:07Speaker 3: bush and miltl lives and bigger. He had a farm there, but.
- 49:13Speaker 1: He's south of the line. Yeah, yeah, he just passed away. Yeah,
- 49:18Speaker 1: he did a couple months ago.
- 49:19Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 49:19Speaker 3: Yeah. So we're having we're having dinner in my outfitters.
- 49:25Speaker 3: He had a farmhouse, that's where were said, and his
- 49:29Speaker 3: wife did the cooking. And we were sitting around the
- 49:32Speaker 3: table and she said, by the way, Milton Hanson kill
- 49:35Speaker 3: the world record white till a buck, and it's like
- 49:38Speaker 3: home in the back.
- 49:39Speaker 2: I got refused. You're you're there when it happened.
- 49:43Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm there. I'm sitting there having dinner.
- 49:45Speaker 1: And it just got killed, just got killed, like the
- 49:48Speaker 1: day before, two days before. Okay, and I think I
- 49:52Speaker 1: met you were there later, I don't know you were there.
- 49:54Speaker 1: I was there, and they already but they already knew
- 49:56Speaker 1: it was a record.
- 49:57Speaker 3: Well what had happened? I I didn't believe it, you know,
- 50:01Speaker 3: I said, well what at score? She said? I think
- 50:02Speaker 3: it was two fourteen? Holy smokes, are you kidding me? Yeah? Yeah,
- 50:07Speaker 3: I said. And then my guide sitting next to me,
- 50:09Speaker 3: we're having dinner, he says, I know Milele Hanson. In fact,
- 50:12Speaker 3: I sold him a box of Ammo. You know Milo Hanson,
- 50:16Speaker 3: He says, yeah, he said, you want me to call him?
- 50:19Speaker 3: I said, yeah. So he gets on the phone and
- 50:22Speaker 3: he called Milo and Milo confirms, yeah, yeah, I had
- 50:25Speaker 3: an official measurer and he says, I got a guy
- 50:29Speaker 3: from Outdoor Life here. He wants to talk to you.
- 50:31Speaker 3: So I talked to Milo and I said, any chance
- 50:33Speaker 3: I could come down in the morning and interview it.
- 50:36Speaker 3: He said, he said, yeah, no problem at all. So
- 50:40Speaker 3: really nice guy. So I called in the morning just
- 50:42Speaker 3: to confirm. The guy was going to take me to
- 50:44Speaker 3: his house.
- 50:45Speaker 2: Yeah, and how far are you from the house?
- 50:47Speaker 3: About fifty miles dude? What luck? Man?
- 50:49Speaker 1: I know, I know, that's like John Crackauer being on
- 50:53Speaker 1: That's like John Crackar being on Everest when that big
- 50:56Speaker 1: disaster happened.
- 50:56Speaker 2: Yeah, right, like right in the mix. Yeah.
- 51:01Speaker 3: So I called him in the morning to confirm. He says, geez,
- 51:03Speaker 3: I'm sorry, he said, but Gordon, Gordon Woodington is sitting
- 51:06Speaker 3: in my living room. Gordon was the editor for North
- 51:08Speaker 3: American White Tail outed Georgia, I think South Carolina.
- 51:11Speaker 2: He was already there.
- 51:12Speaker 3: He had flown all night and he was sitting in Milets. No. Yeah,
- 51:15Speaker 3: I swear to God. Yeah. Yeah.
- 51:18Speaker 2: In fact, he scooped you from Georgia.
- 51:20Speaker 3: Yeah, Georgia.
- 51:22Speaker 2: Okay.
- 51:22Speaker 3: In fact, I put this on Facebook when Milo passed away,
- 51:25Speaker 3: that a couple of pictures, you know, and Gordon chimed in.
- 51:27Speaker 3: He says, yeah, that was a great time. But he
- 51:29Speaker 3: had a he wanted to write the story real quick,
- 51:31Speaker 3: real quick, that have the issue ready for the shot show,
- 51:35Speaker 3: which I think was in January. So he wrote the
- 51:38Speaker 3: story and my bosss in New York. He was, of course,
- 51:44Speaker 3: he was all excited. I called him that night, Vince Brown,
- 51:47Speaker 3: and I said, Vin, I said, my god, this is
- 51:48Speaker 3: this is this is the story of the damn decade
- 51:51Speaker 3: of this entry work, whitetail. Yeah, and he said, well,
- 51:57Speaker 3: get the story. Blah blah blah. Says well I can't.
- 51:58Speaker 3: Gordon's here. He says, well, reckon rights. We'll pay him
- 52:01Speaker 3: some money whatever exclusivity. And I don't know what the
- 52:04Speaker 3: hell he did. I don't get involved in that part
- 52:06Speaker 3: of it, but at any rate, Gordon had the story
- 52:11Speaker 3: in Sports of Field and I interviewed Milo and we
- 52:14Speaker 3: talked about the whole deal. Was like an as too
- 52:17Speaker 3: Att story as told to Jim Zumbo. Yeah, yeah, And
- 52:20Speaker 3: he told me the whole story. He went up to
- 52:22Speaker 3: his farm and really great guy.
- 52:24Speaker 1: So he didn't live on that farm, Yeah, yeah.
- 52:28Speaker 2: He did, so he lived there.
- 52:30Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, tell the story him killing the world record buck,
- 52:32Speaker 1: because then I want to get into whether it really
- 52:34Speaker 1: is the world record buck.
- 52:35Speaker 2: Okay, you know where I'm going with this.
- 52:36Speaker 3: Yeah, I know where you're going. Well, evidently that buck
- 52:42Speaker 3: had been seen by the school bus driver, you know,
- 52:45Speaker 3: and in fact, somebody had taken a shot at it
- 52:48Speaker 3: and missed it. Really Yeah, So the way they hunt
- 52:51Speaker 3: up there, and this was somewhat controversial because what these
- 52:55Speaker 3: farmers they're all Ukrainians, you know, and they deer for sausage.
- 52:59Speaker 3: That's what they do. They don't give a damn about warns.
- 53:01Speaker 3: In fact, yeah, I know the kind. So they got
- 53:05Speaker 3: all these all this kind of open country with all
- 53:08Speaker 3: this popple, which is like stunted aspen, and basically they
- 53:13Speaker 3: drive these different areas and I think Milo was sitting
- 53:16Speaker 3: there by his pickup. They pushes, they do pushes. Yeah. Yeah.
- 53:20Speaker 3: So Mile is sitting there by his pickup truck and
- 53:22Speaker 3: here comes his buck, nice buck, you know, and he
- 53:24Speaker 3: shoots it. It goes down and he walks down to it.
- 53:30Speaker 3: This way. He told me. The first thing he said
- 53:31Speaker 3: is that's a nice buck, but boy, not very big.
- 53:34Speaker 3: I ain't gonna get much sausage off of that thing.
- 53:36Speaker 3: That's exactly what he said. And it was a hole
- 53:39Speaker 3: in the antler where somebody had had hit him in
- 53:42Speaker 3: the antler and they dragged that buck by that by
- 53:45Speaker 3: that antler, and the good thing it didn't break off,
- 53:49Speaker 3: sure right, disqualify. Yeah, So anyway, he gets the buck
- 53:53Speaker 3: home and people start hearing about it. So he calls
- 53:58Speaker 3: a boon, the Crockett guy, and he comes over and
- 54:01Speaker 3: he measured it, and I think the score was what
- 54:04Speaker 3: two fourteen and something like that. So anyway, funny story.
- 54:11Speaker 3: We're at the shot show and Ian mcbirchie was a
- 54:14Speaker 3: Canadian photographer. He passed away and Miles said, Ian is
- 54:20Speaker 3: the only guy that's going to photograph this buck. Now.
- 54:24Speaker 3: The wife wanted to send some big shot photographer from
- 54:26Speaker 3: New York to Canada to film the bucket, and Milo
- 54:29Speaker 3: said no, and so all of you know, the editors
- 54:33Speaker 3: and they were all upset, like what kind of picture
- 54:35Speaker 3: were you going to get for? They wanted to put
- 54:36Speaker 3: it on the cover yep. And in fact, the president
- 54:39Speaker 3: of Outdoor Life was not a haunter he was a
- 54:41Speaker 3: three piece suitor from New York. And he says, we
- 54:44Speaker 3: can't put that buck on the cover an April issue.
- 54:47Speaker 3: That's the trout issue. We got to put a trout
- 54:49Speaker 3: out of the cover. Is this true? So anyway, we
- 54:52Speaker 3: put the buck on the cover. So we met Ian
- 54:55Speaker 3: at the shot show and he comes over to our table.
- 54:57Speaker 3: I sit with a bunch of guys and he said,
- 54:58Speaker 3: I got something for his umb and he gives me
- 55:01Speaker 3: a little sliver of sausage. He said, that's the world record,
- 55:06Speaker 3: but no really yeah, so he no, he gave me
- 55:09Speaker 3: the whole sausage. You got to eat a chunk of that,
- 55:11Speaker 3: but we got so help me. Yeah, but anyway, that.
- 55:15Speaker 1: Really Yeah, dude, you can sell that sausage for a
- 55:18Speaker 1: lot of money. Now, man, it'd be a little old,
- 55:20Speaker 1: a little freezer burn. But yep, no kidding. You had
- 55:22Speaker 1: a chunk of the.
- 55:23Speaker 3: Hands in a chunk of yep. True story. And Milon
- 55:27Speaker 3: and I became friends on Facebook.
- 55:28Speaker 2: You've got to be kidding me.
- 55:29Speaker 3: No, so honest. In fact, when I put that in
- 55:32Speaker 3: my little comment on Facebook, and two or three other
- 55:36Speaker 3: guys sitting at the table said the same thing. Yeah,
- 55:38Speaker 3: that was really a great piece of sausage or whatever. Wow,
- 55:41Speaker 3: I can't think of who I was well with, just
- 55:43Speaker 3: I don't know some friends and writers.
- 55:45Speaker 1: But hey, when you when you think of doing a push,
- 55:47Speaker 1: what do you call the people?
- 55:48Speaker 3: Like?
- 55:49Speaker 2: What term do you use?
- 55:50Speaker 1: Because buddies all around the country have different terms for it,
- 55:53Speaker 1: like pushers and sitters?
- 55:55Speaker 2: You know, like, what'd you guys call them?
- 55:57Speaker 3: Usually the drivers in the standards.
- 55:58Speaker 1: You do drivers, that's guys do that. It's wrong, Yeah,
- 56:01Speaker 1: it's wrong, pushers and sitters. A lot of people don't
- 56:04Speaker 1: know this. They think it's drivers. And my buddy's in
- 56:08Speaker 1: Pennsylvania got some real dumb thing they call it. But yeah,
- 56:11Speaker 1: they got like I can't remember what they got, some
- 56:13Speaker 1: dumb things.
- 56:15Speaker 2: They get it all. They get all confused. Now how
- 56:17Speaker 2: to do it? How to do it? Drive?
- 56:18Speaker 3: You know? Jeez?
- 56:20Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty crazy man.
- 56:22Speaker 1: So so obviously you know around Like remember when I
- 56:26Speaker 1: made that comment, like, is it the world record? So
- 56:30Speaker 1: I think that there's so these records stand a long time, right,
- 56:34Speaker 1: So there's only been a it's only like the world record.
- 56:36Speaker 2: Bucks only turned over a couple of times.
- 56:38Speaker 3: The first buck was a Jordan buck that was that
- 56:40Speaker 3: was around for got like fifty years. Yeah, and that
- 56:43Speaker 3: was scored maybe two nine or something maybe I don't know,
- 56:46Speaker 3: I forget yep.
- 56:47Speaker 2: Then it got whooped in the hell was it ninety six?
- 56:50Speaker 3: What year was it ninety three?
- 56:53Speaker 1: The Handsome Bucks nine oh ninety six was a round
- 56:55Speaker 1: Poulla buck, round pole metchron Pold. So let's jump to that.
- 57:01Speaker 1: Everybody still calls the hands and Buck. You know, it's
- 57:05Speaker 1: the world record buck. But there's this there's this question
- 57:09Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with the question is like is it because
- 57:14Speaker 1: then a guy in in mitch ron Pol outside of
- 57:18Speaker 1: Traverse City, Michigan, mid nineties, he aar was a bigger buck, right,
- 57:24Speaker 1: shrouded in controversy, shrouded in controversy.
- 57:29Speaker 2: What's your take on that buck?
- 57:33Speaker 3: Well from only what I've heard, No.
- 57:38Speaker 2: Don't cavyat at all? The hell just tell me.
- 57:40Speaker 3: What you know. Tom Huggler, who Tom Huggler, Huddler, Yeah,
- 57:44Speaker 3: it's from Michigan. No, he's like the outdoor guy. He's
- 57:46Speaker 3: got a big show and stuff. I went to a
- 57:48Speaker 3: show one time at expos show.
- 57:51Speaker 1: I mean, you know, you know how you like meet
- 57:54Speaker 1: people and kind of maybe like the name doesn't click,
- 57:56Speaker 1: but I'm not.
- 57:57Speaker 2: I don't believe I'm familiar.
- 57:58Speaker 3: Okay, Anyway, time and I were buddies. I was in a
- 58:00Speaker 3: Michigan one time doing a doing a seminar and l
- 58:04Speaker 3: hunt or something. And and from what I understand this
- 58:09Speaker 3: may or may not be true, but Mitch ron Pla
- 58:12Speaker 3: would not let anybody take a picture of that buck. Nobody.
- 58:17Speaker 2: Well, now I don't know, I don't there's pictures of
- 58:20Speaker 2: that buck.
- 58:22Speaker 3: But who took the pictures?
- 58:23Speaker 2: He did? He did?
- 58:25Speaker 3: Didn't he kill other bucks with the same kind of
- 58:28Speaker 3: big white yep, some honey honey whole somewhere.
- 58:33Speaker 1: Listen, dude, this is why the story makes. It starts
- 58:36Speaker 1: to like really make its own gravy. You know, it
- 58:39Speaker 1: goes deeper and this this story is a bottomless pit.
- 58:42Speaker 2: Yeah, it kills the buck. He has a recovery video.
- 58:47Speaker 1: I thought, well, I'm obsessed with this thing, man, I'm
- 58:50Speaker 1: gonna make them documentary about it. So kills a buck,
- 58:57Speaker 1: makes a recovery video, right, get some pictures. I mean
- 59:03Speaker 1: that there's so many twists and turns of this thing.
- 59:06Speaker 1: A handful of people handle the buck. I wouldn't sat
- 59:09Speaker 1: on the phone with a guy that I spent two
- 59:12Speaker 1: hours on the phone with a guy that held the buck. Okay,
- 59:22Speaker 1: but in quickly there's a lot of skepticism about certain aspects.
- 59:27Speaker 1: I'm making a short version of there's a lot of
- 59:29Speaker 1: skepticism about aspects of the buck. It gets measured. Some
- 59:35Speaker 1: people come forward and they're like, the buck ought to
- 59:37Speaker 1: be x rayed.
- 59:38Speaker 2: Right.
- 59:39Speaker 1: There's varying explanations of what he did to it, you know.
- 59:43Speaker 1: Some people say that he kind of made like a
- 59:46Speaker 1: sort of frank and rack, like he constructed a rack,
- 59:50Speaker 1: killed a buck, opened it, opened it up like this,
- 59:56Speaker 1: took the skull plate out, put a skull plate in there, right, abricated,
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: you know. But this guy was talking to me one time.
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: He had the weirdest observation about it. Man, he said that, uh,
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: I don't want to give his name, but he said
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: that when he went to see the buck after it
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: was killed, he said, it was in a truck with
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: the top around it.
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: You'll get this because you're a hunter. It's in a
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: truck with the toper on it.
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: And picture when you jam a deer into a truck
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: with the toper on it, right, they're hard to.
- 1:00:28Speaker 2: Get in there.
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: And he says that that buck was like jammed into
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: this truck with a toper on it, and then you
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: kind of like cock the head up in there.
- 1:00:38Speaker 2: Right. So he says, when he.
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: Goes to look at the buck, it's cocked in this
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: trailer like where it's head and rack are kind of
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: jammed into the topper as you're looking into the top
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: er on.
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: The left side. And he talked about.
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: Him kind of wrastling because it's stiffened up. He talked
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: about him kind of rass in that head out of there,
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: and he's like, if that was a make believe Frank
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: and Rack, would you have jammed it into a topper
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: like that? It's true, it's an interesting point, but he
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: wouldn't submit it to an x ray because people wanted
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: to x ray it. And eventually he gets to this point.
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: He eventually gets to the point where he says, with
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: all the scrutiny, he says, this isn't why I hunt.
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: You can all shove it up your ass, and that's
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: not his words, but this isn't why I hunt. And
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: he takes his buck home, never to be seen again.
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: And that's been that. That's been the stance since it's
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: like he didn't play the game, but people point out he.
- 1:01:49Speaker 2: Was playing the game. He was playing the game.
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: Video video photography declared it right, and eventually there was
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: a with the hands in the state. They signed a deal.
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: They signed a contract that and he was such that
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: he would stop saying it was the world record buck.
- 1:02:13Speaker 3: A lot of people wonder why he doesn't want to
- 1:02:16Speaker 3: claim it. I mean, you know it.
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: So I've sat on so many sides of this thing, man,
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: like I'm sure you have. I got a buddy from
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: I got buddy from back home. He's an outdoor writer.
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: We went to high school together. He was a trapper.
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: He always felt that the he always thought the buck.
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: Was was bs okay.
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: But one day he told me, one day he went
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: to a guy's house that touched the buck, didn't handle
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: the buck, And.
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: He said, when I walked out of his house.
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: For a period of time, when I walked out of
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: his house for a period of time, I knew it
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: was real. And he goes, and I think, as he
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: explained to me, he doesn't know where he stands on it.
- 1:03:03Speaker 2: Now. I've been I've gone back and forth both sides.
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: One day I was explaining to someone I was telling
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: someone like I was trying to explain to someone that
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: doesn't hunt, how everybody has an opinion about this, okay,
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: And as we're talking, I'm like, everybody's gonna pinion about
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: this thing. So I sent a text message like just watch.
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: So I'm trying to think of people that he would
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: know about. And I sent a text message to Jeff Foxworthy,
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: and I sent a text message to Nugent and I, Hey,
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: what do you guys think of the independently not in
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: a group text? What do you think of the round
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: palla buck right? One of them comes back with an answer,
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: I don't buy it. One of them comes back with
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: the answer I give him the benefit of the doubt.
- 1:03:55Speaker 3: Geez.
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: So it's like, dude, I'm fascinated by the whole story. Man,
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: I would like nothing more than to touch that buck.
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: I had always heard this rumor. I don't even know
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: where I heard it.
- 1:04:05Speaker 3: Now.
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: I'd heard a rumor that it had burned up, Like
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: I can't even think of who told me this said
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: burned up in some fire or something.
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: But I was talking to a guy and.
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: He's like, man, uh, Mitch lives in the same house
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: he's lived in when he killed the buck.
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: That buck ain't the house ain't burned down.
- 1:04:28Speaker 3: Geez, you know, I wonder did the Boone Cracker Club
- 1:04:32Speaker 3: ever approach him.
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: It's not certified with the Boone Cracker Club.
- 1:04:36Speaker 3: It's not.
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: No, because of these questions about.
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: I think it's like, well, if it was, if it was,
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: I mean, I you know what, I take that back.
- 1:04:44Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: But if it was certified, if it was B and
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: C certified, then then it would be the world record.
- 1:04:51Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: But you know what's crazy, man about this whole deal.
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: A weird part about this whole deal is it like,
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: you know, all that screw routine. He came on him
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: like a lot of that screwtin He's motivated by jealousy
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: and stuff. Because we had on the podcast a hunter
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: named Dustin Huff who killed the big He holds the
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: biggest typical white tail in the US, so the nation's record,
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: but not bigger than the Hansoen buck, which is the
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: world record. So he has the biggest white tail in
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: the US. When he killed that whitetail, he killed it.
- 1:05:30Speaker 2: Flat out, fair and square.
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: But what do you think happened when he killed it?
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: All over right away?
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: All the ways in which he must have cheated it,
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Yeah, Yeah, he anticipated
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: it coming and calls his Fish and Game office and
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: he says, I just killed a huge buck, like it
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: might be the big it might be a record. I
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: just killed it. No one calls him back. Really well,
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: then a while later they do call. You know why
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: they call because all the reports they're getting about how
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: he cheated the system, he tried to get hold him
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: in the first place, and that while so a lot
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: of that stuff just comes because there's so much jealousy
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: and bitterness.
- 1:06:19Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, totally you know, but it's a real mystery, dude.
- 1:06:25Speaker 3: I've never killed a three seventy five Elk Bloom Crocodi Elk.
- 1:06:29Speaker 3: I've gotten some three fifties, but I always figured if
- 1:06:33Speaker 3: I did, you know, all hell is going to break loose,
- 1:06:35Speaker 3: you know, just because people get so damn jealous, and
- 1:06:39Speaker 3: you know, being the fact that I, you know, I
- 1:06:41Speaker 3: hunt full time. Yep, Well he got it on his
- 1:06:44Speaker 3: ranch or you know they had that elk you know,
- 1:06:47Speaker 3: filming him every day. Blah blah blah. Sure, sure, it's
- 1:06:50Speaker 3: just yeah, you're going to hear about it. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:06:54Speaker 3: wondering to think about the mile Hanson buck with that
- 1:06:56Speaker 3: buck was three years old, only three years old.
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: That's the thing I tell people too, Man, I didn't
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: know that to just recently all that talk about six
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: seven years six years old, seven years old, the biggest
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: I was the biggest buck ever killed?
- 1:07:10Speaker 2: Yep, three yep? Nuts. Would he have been bigger than
- 1:07:16Speaker 2: next year?
- 1:07:18Speaker 3: Probably? I suppose you.
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: Know another little wrinkle about the round polar buck. What
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: that place don't make big bucks, doesn't It don't make
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: big bucks? Big bucks don't come out of there, you
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: know what a story? But someone told me it's a freak,
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: and freaks can happen anywhere. But it's like it doesn't
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: make big bucks.
- 1:07:41Speaker 3: You remember Gordon Eastman, Yo, Yeah.
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: Dude, I remember him interviewing I remember listening to an
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: interview of Gordon Eastman interviewing Don Lovac about.
- 1:07:51Speaker 2: The call I thought was Lawbauer or whatever law Buck.
- 1:07:54Speaker 3: They became partners and they did a bunch of videos together. Sure, man,
- 1:07:59Speaker 3: But Gordon, he lived in Cody for a while. We
- 1:08:02Speaker 3: got to be pretty good friends. He told me some
- 1:08:04Speaker 3: wild stories when he'd take his little plane up in
- 1:08:06Speaker 3: the Arctic and live with the Eskimos. But he told
- 1:08:09Speaker 3: me every boona Crockett buck is a freak. Oh, every
- 1:08:13Speaker 3: boone crocket buck is a freak. I mean that's what
- 1:08:15Speaker 3: he said.
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: So anyway, yeah, that's what this one one guy I
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: was talking to you about that buck. He's like, it's
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: a freaking freaks happen anywhere.
- 1:08:23Speaker 2: It's a freak. So maybe it was a freak year
- 1:08:25Speaker 2: for a freak buck or.
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: No, no, sorry not I mean sorry when I'm talking
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: about the youngness of the Hanson buck, I mean maybe
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: that was like a freak that it was, you know,
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: but you wondered what he at five? Would he have
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: been like extra the world record earlier gone downhill?
- 1:08:41Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah, well since he was only three,
- 1:08:43Speaker 3: I think he would probably be bigger. But I don't know.
- 1:08:47Speaker 2: What's your uh you know, old fellers like you and.
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: Me, Yeah, right, like I always shot like people.
- 1:08:55Speaker 2: Yeah, people are like, hey, man, what what's your You know,
- 1:08:57Speaker 2: people have to.
- 1:08:58Speaker 3: Get older than you, Steve.
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: Yeah, they ask you like, uh, you know, youngster's young.
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: Little whipper snappers will tell to me about want and
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: talk calibers, you know, and at this point I'm like, uh,
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: like it's like a tinge of embarrassment. You know when
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: I talk about why I shoot a three hundred win
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: mag a lot, right, I shoot it a lot. Yeah,
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: I have other stuff. My kids shoot six five because
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: I trained up my kids on suppressed six y five creedmores,
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: because I just didn't want them to develop, you know,
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: fear of recoil, fear of noise. So suppressed six y
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: five is like a very It's a great way to
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: break them in.
- 1:09:34Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: I would shoot a three hundred win meg cause I
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: just like, you know, I just I just shoot it
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: at whatever.
- 1:09:38Speaker 2: You know, it's a great gun. What's your where do
- 1:09:41Speaker 2: you stand?
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: You know, with all the new calibers and stuff, do
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: you feel a need to stay hipped to the new calibers?
- 1:09:46Speaker 2: You shoot the old classics.
- 1:09:47Speaker 3: I shoot the old classics. You know, way back in
- 1:09:52Speaker 3: sixty four, I graduated went graduated in high school, and
- 1:09:55Speaker 3: my father in law told me to to go to
- 1:09:57Speaker 3: a store and buy a gun. Now, that was just
- 1:09:59Speaker 3: one of the pre sixty four's. We're going away. It was
- 1:10:03Speaker 3: sixty four. It was an old electrical store in Burly, Utah,
- 1:10:07Speaker 3: and they sold everything from diapers to washing machine you know,
- 1:10:10Speaker 3: and every they had a few guns on the wall.
- 1:10:11Speaker 3: So I went in there and I was going to
- 1:10:13Speaker 3: pick out my gift, and I wanted a two seventy
- 1:10:15Speaker 3: because I was a huge Jack O'Connor fan, you know. Okay,
- 1:10:18Speaker 3: so doing no P six Pre sixty four two seventies.
- 1:10:23Speaker 3: They had them two seventies, but they were brand new,
- 1:10:24Speaker 3: and I didn't want one. But they had a thirty
- 1:10:26Speaker 3: h six Pre sixty four.
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: Okay, And explain what you mean when you say, because
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: people a lot of guys aren't gonna what you mean.
- 1:10:32Speaker 3: Might say at Pre sixty four nineteen the Quaw Extractor.
- 1:10:35Speaker 3: And yeah, in nineteen sixty four Winchester came out with
- 1:10:39Speaker 3: a modified super version of the old nineteen sixty four.
- 1:10:45Speaker 3: But I'm not exactly sure all what the differences were.
- 1:10:49Speaker 3: But I just knew that O'Connor was a serious fan,
- 1:10:53Speaker 3: you know, of the two seventy, and but.
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: That I think that pre I can't remember, man, Like
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: the guys are going to crucify me for not memoring this.
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: I can't remember what all the selling points were. I
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: was like, I think point of manufacturer on Pre sixty four,
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: something about the way of the extractor like it was
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: a claw extractor and post wasn't. But for for decades
- 1:11:12Speaker 1: after that, people were built built custom rifles off Pre
- 1:11:16Speaker 1: sixty four actions.
- 1:11:18Speaker 2: They didn't want the rest of the gun right and
- 1:11:19Speaker 2: they want the action exactly.
- 1:11:22Speaker 3: So anyway, I picked out that at thirty six, and
- 1:11:27Speaker 3: I I was twenty four years old, and I used
- 1:11:30Speaker 3: that gun for probably twenty years on elk and deer
- 1:11:33Speaker 3: and moose whatever. And I mean, you know, you get
- 1:11:36Speaker 3: a gun that is you're sweet on it because it works,
- 1:11:39Speaker 3: you know when you put it up through your shoulder
- 1:11:41Speaker 3: and you know, it's just it's just right. I love
- 1:11:45Speaker 3: that gun and being Honting editor and writing about it
- 1:11:50Speaker 3: so much in the magazine. My boss, Clara Conley, he said, somebody,
- 1:11:55Speaker 3: you write too much about that, Dan Winchester. We got
- 1:11:58Speaker 3: another advertisers, you know that Remy and Savage and Marlin
- 1:12:01Speaker 3: and Ruger and stuff. He says, you got to start
- 1:12:03Speaker 3: using different guns. So I said, okay. So I went
- 1:12:08Speaker 3: on a trip one time and Bridge Columby with Chuck
- 1:12:11Speaker 3: Gager and.
- 1:12:12Speaker 2: Chuck Yeager the right stuff, Chuck Yeager, yep, yep.
- 1:12:16Speaker 3: We went out there hunting, hunting elk, and it was
- 1:12:20Speaker 3: perfect time of the year, like September twenty sixth, prime
- 1:12:24Speaker 3: bugle time. The woods were silent as hell, and we
- 1:12:28Speaker 3: were staying in a cabin with an outfitter and he
- 1:12:30Speaker 3: was hunting with a guy on one mountain. I was
- 1:12:31Speaker 3: hunting with a guy on another mountain. Long story short,
- 1:12:36Speaker 3: I finally saw a both alex standing in a small
- 1:12:39Speaker 3: opening long, long ways away. There were no range finders
- 1:12:41Speaker 3: in those days, and I had to shoot kind of
- 1:12:44Speaker 3: over a canyon. I don't know how far he was,
- 1:12:46Speaker 3: but I took a shot, and I'm pretty sure I
- 1:12:50Speaker 3: shot under him because he just stood there. Took another shot,
- 1:12:53Speaker 3: nothing happened. The third shot, he kind of lurched and
- 1:12:57Speaker 3: he ran off, and my guide was kind of standing
- 1:13:01Speaker 3: behind a tree and he didn't really couldn't see it
- 1:13:03Speaker 3: get a good view with that elk. So we went
- 1:13:06Speaker 3: down and we looked for it. Couldn't find anything. We
- 1:13:10Speaker 3: crawled around, no hair, no no blood, no fur, nothing,
- 1:13:14Speaker 3: and we just made big circles. And after literally forty
- 1:13:19Speaker 3: five minutes or an hour, Carl, my guy, says, you
- 1:13:22Speaker 3: must have missed him. I said, maybe I did. I
- 1:13:25Speaker 3: don't know, I said, I just thought I heard him.
- 1:13:27Speaker 3: And he said, well, I'm going back. We had the
- 1:13:29Speaker 3: horses tied up on a rage. He said, I'm going
- 1:13:31Speaker 3: back up on the ridge. I said, I'm going to
- 1:13:33Speaker 3: look a little bit more. So yeah, he looks with me,
- 1:13:37Speaker 3: and so we left and we're halfway to the horses
- 1:13:42Speaker 3: and all of a sudden, I had this weird sensation
- 1:13:46Speaker 3: like esp or whatever, and I heard that I heard
- 1:13:52Speaker 3: a noise like an animal hitting the ground, and I
- 1:13:54Speaker 3: saw that bull alert in my mind. I saw it.
- 1:13:58Speaker 3: I said, Carl, that bull dead. He said, what are
- 1:14:01Speaker 3: you talking about? I said, that bullt dead. Wait here
- 1:14:03Speaker 3: if you want to, I'm going to go find that bull.
- 1:14:04Speaker 3: And I ran straight to it. Really, I swear to God.
- 1:14:07Speaker 2: What do you think it was?
- 1:14:09Speaker 3: What had happened?
- 1:14:10Speaker 2: Was? I mean, what do you think of? You?
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: Just like your mind pulled up an image that, Yeah,
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: like that you kind of hadn't thought of as you
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: viewed your memory.
- 1:14:19Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like another time I was hunting moose and
- 1:14:22Speaker 3: all of a sudden it was real foggy and something
- 1:14:24Speaker 3: was drilling into my back, something was looking at me,
- 1:14:27Speaker 3: and the fog finally left and it was a Newfoundland
- 1:14:30Speaker 3: and there's this moose. But Anyway, I went right to
- 1:14:33Speaker 3: that bull. What had happened. There was an old spruce
- 1:14:35Speaker 3: straight it was kind of down in the ground, and
- 1:14:37Speaker 3: it was typically It had kind of a big space
- 1:14:42Speaker 3: around it, and there was these big branches growing out.
- 1:14:44Speaker 3: That bull had fallen into that, into that hole. God,
- 1:14:49Speaker 3: it was about that much of his time sticking out.
- 1:14:52Speaker 3: And I don't know why I didn't smell it, because
- 1:14:55Speaker 3: you know, an Elko bull, elk, he's going to break
- 1:14:57Speaker 3: a little bit. I think I was probably and three
- 1:15:00Speaker 3: feet of that boat, crawling and looking, and I yelled
- 1:15:04Speaker 3: the carl I found him. He says he was. He
- 1:15:06Speaker 3: couldn't believe it. But anyway, long story short, so Jager's
- 1:15:10Speaker 3: up on this mountain and he hears me shoot three times.
- 1:15:15Speaker 3: So we go to camp that and I said, what
- 1:15:16Speaker 3: the hell happened? Why did you have to shoot three times?
- 1:15:19Speaker 3: He says, I said, well, I don't know what do
- 1:15:22Speaker 3: you use it? And I said, I'm using thirty out six?
- 1:15:24Speaker 3: I said, well, why is your damn problem. We're sitting
- 1:15:26Speaker 3: around the campfire, right So he walks over with his
- 1:15:29Speaker 3: whether it be mark five three hundred, he says, here's
- 1:15:32Speaker 3: a man's gun. Get rid of that guy damn Pip squeak,
- 1:15:35Speaker 3: So he didn't know it. But I had promised that
- 1:15:37Speaker 3: gun to my son because Claire Conley told me to
- 1:15:40Speaker 3: use other guns, so I got his weather we and
- 1:15:42Speaker 3: that's when I had to finally quit using that thirty
- 1:15:44Speaker 3: o six. But as far as other guns, you know,
- 1:15:48Speaker 3: I've I don't know. I'm just kind of a traditional,
- 1:15:53Speaker 3: old old school guy, and I use a three hundred
- 1:15:57Speaker 3: rum right now for elk. You know, run me to
- 1:15:59Speaker 3: an ultramag and you know those cartridges, you put them
- 1:16:02Speaker 3: next to a three seventy five. If you don't look
- 1:16:04Speaker 3: real close, you can't hardly tell the damn difference. I
- 1:16:06Speaker 3: mean it kicks like a mule and it's not suppressed.
- 1:16:09Speaker 3: But I love the gun. I use it for elk,
- 1:16:12Speaker 3: boose bears, and for deer an antelope, I use a
- 1:16:16Speaker 3: Kimber two seventy and that was kind of a special gun.
- 1:16:22Speaker 3: One time, Chuck Yeger they wanted him to be a
- 1:16:24Speaker 3: guest speaker for Pacific Northwest Steelheaders in Portland, Oregon, and
- 1:16:28Speaker 3: they knew I knew Chuck, and if I invited a
- 1:16:31Speaker 3: Chuck on a trip, he didn't want his regular stipend.
- 1:16:34Speaker 3: He wanted a trade for a hunting of fishing trip.
- 1:16:36Speaker 3: He was on fish and nut. So I made a
- 1:16:38Speaker 3: deal and I said, Chuck, if he'll come to Portland,
- 1:16:42Speaker 3: I already had researches, I'll get you set up with
- 1:16:44Speaker 3: five guys on five rivers in the Northwest area fishing
- 1:16:48Speaker 3: for salmon at a boat and stuff. So we made
- 1:16:50Speaker 3: that deal and he came. While we're there, we went
- 1:16:53Speaker 3: to the Kimber factory, which was in Portland at that time.
- 1:16:59Speaker 3: They knew we were coming, and when the tour was over,
- 1:17:04Speaker 3: they gave Chuck a rifle, seven of them m which
- 1:17:07Speaker 3: is his favorite, and it said mock one in gold.
- 1:17:11Speaker 3: That was the serial number. And they gave me that
- 1:17:14Speaker 3: two seventy and it said Zumbo for the serial number.
- 1:17:16Speaker 3: So it was so special. I still shoot it. So
- 1:17:19Speaker 3: it is really Yeah, that's great. But you know, as
- 1:17:23Speaker 3: you know, everybody knows that it's bullet placement. You know,
- 1:17:27Speaker 3: for the most part. I remember O'Connor saying, when you
- 1:17:30Speaker 3: shoot an elk with a two seventy right behind and
- 1:17:32Speaker 3: that crease right behind the shoulder and get a double
- 1:17:34Speaker 3: long shot, that bull's golling eighty r and he's dying
- 1:17:38Speaker 3: which is pretty much you know, not always true, but
- 1:17:41Speaker 3: it's pretty much is. But so, you know a lot
- 1:17:45Speaker 3: of people come out west from East Coast or when
- 1:17:48Speaker 3: they're hunting white tails, and they think they got to
- 1:17:50Speaker 3: have a great, big, giant gun, but it's not really
- 1:17:54Speaker 3: and they're afraid of it, you know, and they hate
- 1:17:57Speaker 3: to shoot the damn thing, but they think they got
- 1:17:58Speaker 3: to have it. So I always say, you know, shoot
- 1:18:01Speaker 3: which you can shoot best, you know, back home, but
- 1:18:03Speaker 3: don't bring to thirty thirty. Yeah, you know, unless you're
- 1:18:06Speaker 3: in the woodards something.
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: But first year I ever killed with a gun, pardon
- 1:18:11Speaker 1: I said, the first year I ever killed with a gun. Yeah,
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: I shot it with a open Sight Model ninety four
- 1:18:17Speaker 1: thirty two special.
- 1:18:18Speaker 3: Oh did you uh huh?
- 1:18:20Speaker 1: This dude, I've told his story one hundred times, but
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: this this dude was kind of a mentor, good buddy
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: my dad's. He had this cabin. His name is Eugene Grotors,
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: and he had the he had these gun racks built
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: into the ceiling of the cabin. He was in his
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: eighties like yourself. And when I was a kid, though,
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: and he would do this thing with kids. He did
- 1:18:48Speaker 1: it with me where he'd say, Uh, you know, I
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: I try to have one gun for every year I've
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: been alive, really in the roof and when I was little,
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: and he says, you know, and I counted the other
- 1:18:58Speaker 1: day and realized I have an extra. And he would
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: do this with kids. You know, I have an extra.
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: And so he pulled that gun down and yeah, shot
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: deer with it. And the dumbest thing I ever did,
- 1:19:10Speaker 1: the dumbest thing I ever did, is I took it
- 1:19:12Speaker 1: down and sold it at a place that sold wood
- 1:19:14Speaker 1: stoves and guns. And that dude gave me three hundred
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: bucks for it because I wanted a bolt gun. Dumbest
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: thing I ever did, man, dumbest thing I ever did.
- 1:19:25Speaker 2: The other thing I wanted to ask you about, like
- 1:19:31Speaker 2: you do it?
- 1:19:31Speaker 1: I mean you're like for your age, dude, you're doing
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: like phenomenally well, right, Yeah, what's it like in life
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: when you get to where I mean, you know more
- 1:19:43Speaker 1: people that are you've known more people that are dead
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: than there are a lot I do you know what
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: I'm saying, Oh.
- 1:19:48Speaker 3: My buddy's back eat dead, every one of them.
- 1:19:51Speaker 2: Yeah, what's that start to look like? You know what
- 1:19:53Speaker 2: I mean? Like, how do you start, How do you
- 1:19:55Speaker 2: think about all that? What's that? Starting to feel like?
- 1:19:57Speaker 3: Well, I'm thankful every day I get that I get
- 1:20:03Speaker 3: out of bed, you know, being eighty five, because you know,
- 1:20:06Speaker 3: I'm way beyond the normal age for white man and stuff.
- 1:20:12Speaker 3: But I just wrote I'm writing a story right now
- 1:20:15Speaker 3: for Buble magazine and have everything on ag And how
- 1:20:19Speaker 3: you feel first seeing it happens pretty much is your
- 1:20:23Speaker 3: balance starts going, like just putting on a Honting boot,
- 1:20:27Speaker 3: no problem. But I got to the point where I
- 1:20:29Speaker 3: realized it was easier to sit down or you know,
- 1:20:34Speaker 3: to lace the thing up. So little things like that happened,
- 1:20:38Speaker 3: and now I'm at the point where I can't ride
- 1:20:42Speaker 3: a horse anymore, and that really hurts.
- 1:20:45Speaker 2: What what? What? What? What? What happens when you go
- 1:20:47Speaker 2: to ride a horse?
- 1:20:49Speaker 3: Your balance and just getting up on a thing, you know,
- 1:20:52Speaker 3: when I go upstairs, I got to have a railing
- 1:20:54Speaker 3: use a cane sometimes. But but I have a foot issue,
- 1:20:57Speaker 3: and the issue and the heart the art seems to
- 1:21:00Speaker 3: be okay. You know, my back, I've got back, serious
- 1:21:04Speaker 3: back issues. But and I haven't taken care of myself.
- 1:21:08Speaker 3: You know, most of my hunts were remote wilderness hunts
- 1:21:11Speaker 3: on horseback, and a lot of hiking in tough country.
- 1:21:16Speaker 3: Early on, I was a forester. I did a lot
- 1:21:18Speaker 3: of wildfire suppression, and which is I think the toughest
- 1:21:21Speaker 3: job you can have, because you're going there's no timetable.
- 1:21:24Speaker 3: You know, you got those. But so I was. I
- 1:21:28Speaker 3: was always in a pretty dog on good shape. But
- 1:21:31Speaker 3: then I realized, well, like right now, somebody wants me
- 1:21:36Speaker 3: to do something to fall and it's like, well, maybe
- 1:21:40Speaker 3: I'll be able to maybe I won't be here. I mean,
- 1:21:43Speaker 3: you can't sit around and cry about it. And a
- 1:21:45Speaker 3: lot of people say, you're so damn lucky. You know
- 1:21:48Speaker 3: that you can still do stuff. Yeah, because a lot
- 1:21:50Speaker 3: of guys twenty years younger than I have given up
- 1:21:52Speaker 3: punting because they just can't, you know, they can't get around.
- 1:21:56Speaker 3: So it's a sobering thing. One day I drove up
- 1:21:59Speaker 3: the South working near Cody, which takes you up to
- 1:22:02Speaker 3: the famous thoroughfare where Jack O'Connor is hunted a lot
- 1:22:07Speaker 3: and I've hunted a lot, and I was sitting on
- 1:22:09Speaker 3: the on the dirt road where the trailhead is, and
- 1:22:12Speaker 3: I saw these guys come down. They had they were
- 1:22:15Speaker 3: on horseback and they each led two horses, and I
- 1:22:17Speaker 3: said it elk Antler's six point bull and all the meat,
- 1:22:21Speaker 3: two bulls, and I thought, I'll never go up that
- 1:22:24Speaker 3: trail again.
- 1:22:25Speaker 2: Oh so.
- 1:22:28Speaker 1: Yeah, But you know the only alternative is that you're dead, right, Yeah.
- 1:22:34Speaker 1: People complain about getting old, you know what I mean.
- 1:22:37Speaker 1: It's like, well, what would be the opposite of that?
- 1:22:39Speaker 2: Yeah, it's being dead.
- 1:22:41Speaker 3: My dad lived in ninety two, did he Yep? And
- 1:22:44Speaker 3: that's because he fell and broke his hip. When you followed.
- 1:22:47Speaker 2: Breakerr hip at a certain age, death sentence.
- 1:22:49Speaker 3: He's going into rehab and then you're going into the
- 1:22:51Speaker 3: censet living and you're going to rest home and then
- 1:22:53Speaker 3: you're done.
- 1:22:54Speaker 2: Who are the people you miss the most?
- 1:22:56Speaker 3: What?
- 1:22:56Speaker 1: Who are the people the friends that you've lost? Like,
- 1:22:59Speaker 1: who are the people but you missed the most?
- 1:23:01Speaker 3: Oh gosh, Oh golly, there's a lot of them. Oh gosh.
- 1:23:11Speaker 3: One of my one of the my all time best buddy.
- 1:23:15Speaker 3: The name was Louis Gizarelli, real Italian name, yep. And
- 1:23:20Speaker 3: we were buddies since we were twelve, and we were
- 1:23:23Speaker 3: in boy Scouts together and we hunted and fish like crazy.
- 1:23:25Speaker 3: We trapped and we'd be riding our bicycles at five
- 1:23:28Speaker 3: in the morning before school to check our muskrat traps.
- 1:23:31Speaker 3: And we're the best of friends. And the year before
- 1:23:36Speaker 3: I joined out our wife in seventy eight, he got killed.
- 1:23:38Speaker 3: He somehow he had he had rolled off a bridge
- 1:23:44Speaker 3: and his truck landed. The water was only two foot deep,
- 1:23:49Speaker 3: and his truck landed on its on its top, and
- 1:23:52Speaker 3: he drowned in the truck. Oh, and I missed that guy.
- 1:23:58Speaker 3: We go to Newfoundland fishing for ATLANTICX. We're hunting bears,
- 1:24:00Speaker 3: you know, and we had so I mean, weach catch
- 1:24:03Speaker 3: yellow perch and bluegills the hell one habit and a
- 1:24:07Speaker 3: lot of times I'd be hunting squrels and I'm having
- 1:24:09Speaker 3: my game pocket and at the end of the day,
- 1:24:11Speaker 3: they're all stiff, you know, and it's hard to skin.
- 1:24:13Speaker 3: LUI said, leave the damn things here, I'll do it.
- 1:24:16Speaker 3: That kind of guy, we'd always fight away the best
- 1:24:19Speaker 3: mentos in the bucket, you know, when we're on the boat,
- 1:24:21Speaker 3: in the best worms. Uh. Yeah, he was. He was special,
- 1:24:26Speaker 3: But they're just most of the guys that I miss
- 1:24:32Speaker 3: a lot were the guy's back case. We had a
- 1:24:34Speaker 3: cabin in the d around and the catch skills. Deer
- 1:24:36Speaker 3: cabin typical deer cabin, you know.
- 1:24:39Speaker 2: And but.
- 1:24:43Speaker 3: So yeah, it's it's tough because you know, people are
- 1:24:46Speaker 3: dying every day, especially as you get older, and sometimes
- 1:24:49Speaker 3: there's there's a you know, they get killed in an
- 1:24:53Speaker 3: accident or whatever.
- 1:24:57Speaker 2: Yeah, it is tough, man. Yeah.
- 1:24:59Speaker 1: The thing that I got a real good buddy I lost.
- 1:25:01Speaker 1: And you know what haunts me the most about that
- 1:25:06Speaker 1: is the times I had negative that I had negative
- 1:25:12Speaker 1: comments about him to other friends about whatever. We get
- 1:25:15Speaker 1: into a skirmish about something, you know, and I'd have
- 1:25:18Speaker 1: negative comments about him.
- 1:25:20Speaker 2: That sticks with me now.
- 1:25:21Speaker 1: Man, the feeling of how I should never have said
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: that ship anytime we had it. We knew each other
- 1:25:25Speaker 1: for many, many years, so of course we had like disagreements.
- 1:25:29Speaker 2: That sticks with you. Tell people about your books. You
- 1:25:34Speaker 2: got a handful of them here.
- 1:25:35Speaker 1: I don't know that your first book, This is crazy,
- 1:25:37Speaker 1: but your first book was called Ice Fishing East and West.
- 1:25:40Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know about this one. I know.
- 1:25:44Speaker 3: It's out of print, but it's funny. That cover Hard
- 1:25:46Speaker 3: Catch sent me. That cover look snowmobiles.
- 1:25:49Speaker 2: Yeah that's yeah, Yeah, fish cleaning, snow.
- 1:25:58Speaker 3: Travel yeahty on the ice were to fine fish. Yeah,
- 1:26:02Speaker 3: that book. Let's say I wrote it in seventy six.
- 1:26:06Speaker 3: I think, God am mighty, that's port fifty years old. Huh.
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: I don't know how I didn't know about this book
- 1:26:13Speaker 1: because we I come from longland ice fish.
- 1:26:15Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:26:16Speaker 2: Man, yeah.
- 1:26:17Speaker 3: Well the editor of that book, he was with Outdoor
- 1:26:19Speaker 3: Life and he worked for David O. McKay company in
- 1:26:22Speaker 3: New York City, and he saw me at the shot
- 1:26:24Speaker 3: show and he said, once, write a book on ice fishing,
- 1:26:28Speaker 3: which is latch, write a book on cottontail rabbits. I said,
- 1:26:30Speaker 3: who the hell was going to buy that?
- 1:26:32Speaker 2: Po So, yeah, you sold one copy? Yeah, I've known
- 1:26:37Speaker 2: about it. Did this Did this ice fishing book sell
- 1:26:40Speaker 2: any copies?
- 1:26:41Speaker 3: No?
- 1:26:42Speaker 2: Not really, I can't picture it would.
- 1:26:44Speaker 3: That was back in the days where you do the
- 1:26:46Speaker 3: royalty thing, like you get ten percent of this first
- 1:26:48Speaker 3: first ten thousand books, and twelve percent for the next
- 1:26:52Speaker 3: ten and fifteen percent for the next.
- 1:26:54Speaker 1: And I don't think that. I don't know what it's
- 1:26:56Speaker 1: like and never want to make any jingle for you.
- 1:26:58Speaker 3: That was back in the day when I mean you
- 1:27:00Speaker 3: win you ice fish. Nowadays got all kinds of stuff,
- 1:27:04Speaker 3: you know, obviously just a ton of new stuff. Back
- 1:27:07Speaker 3: in the old days, you drill the hole and you
- 1:27:09Speaker 3: stood there with the warmest clothes you could do like
- 1:27:11Speaker 3: a man. Yeah, you stick your hand in that damn
- 1:27:14Speaker 3: cold bait bucket and grab a minnow and the wind
- 1:27:17Speaker 3: or whatever. You just stay there. And so it wasn't
- 1:27:21Speaker 3: there was no really technology to it. Today, you know,
- 1:27:23Speaker 3: there's all sorts of stuff.
- 1:27:25Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:27:26Speaker 1: Even when I was young, so much ice fishing gear
- 1:27:28Speaker 1: was homemade. Yeah, you know my man would make his
- 1:27:31Speaker 1: ice fishing absolutely, yeah, yeah, a lot of it was homemade.
- 1:27:36Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:27:36Speaker 2: Yeah, but these books took off, man.
- 1:27:39Speaker 3: Yeah, they did really well. It was to Heck with Deer,
- 1:27:42Speaker 3: to Heck with out the Heck with Moose. Basically, those
- 1:27:46Speaker 3: are just stories that I've written, Like each one has
- 1:27:49Speaker 3: like thirty stories in them, uh huh about crazy stuff,
- 1:27:53Speaker 3: you know, each each one of us Hunt the Heck
- 1:27:55Speaker 3: with Moose is actually a compilation of everything other than
- 1:28:00Speaker 3: deer and elk, like moose, caribou, sheep, antelope. So those
- 1:28:03Speaker 3: are all kinds of different stories. You regret naming it
- 1:28:06Speaker 3: to Heck with I do you know, people, there worn't
- 1:28:08Speaker 3: the hell or what's what's wrong with that book, and
- 1:28:10Speaker 3: there was just a.
- 1:28:11Speaker 2: Title you on it bugs you?
- 1:28:12Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. But once I explained it, then they looked
- 1:28:15Speaker 3: at it. I said, yeah, okay, and to heck with
- 1:28:19Speaker 3: to heck with how to get an easy yelk. That's
- 1:28:22Speaker 3: kind of just a In fact, Pat McManus wrote the
- 1:28:25Speaker 3: forward in that book.
- 1:28:26Speaker 1: That was a funny man. I never met him. With
- 1:28:28Speaker 1: my guys, that got funny. We're emailing around favorite Pat McManus.
- 1:28:31Speaker 2: Quotes the other day. Yeah, just the other day.
- 1:28:35Speaker 3: It was so much fun.
- 1:28:37Speaker 2: But it was a funny, funny guy.
- 1:28:39Speaker 3: Yeah, he was. I would read him as a kid.
- 1:28:42Speaker 3: Can I tell you quick? Pat McManus, the editor about
- 1:28:48Speaker 3: their life, said, why don't you and McManus go in
- 1:28:50Speaker 3: a hunt somewhere and write a double feature, you know,
- 1:28:53Speaker 3: side by side, and each of you tell what happened
- 1:28:55Speaker 3: in that hunt. Mm hmm. So we uh decided, well,
- 1:29:00Speaker 3: let's go and hunt something that's got fangs and clarks,
- 1:29:03Speaker 3: you know, to make it make it real, real interesting.
- 1:29:07Speaker 3: So we went on a bear hunting British Columbia with
- 1:29:09Speaker 3: Remington and a bunch of writers and it was a
- 1:29:15Speaker 3: real crazy spring. It was snow everywhere and the bears
- 1:29:18Speaker 3: were not out. They were in the cottonwood trees, way
- 1:29:20Speaker 3: up in the cottonwood trees, and you could look out
- 1:29:23Speaker 3: over this river and see five or six bears, black blobs,
- 1:29:27Speaker 3: but they were kind of smallesh bears. You know, I
- 1:29:30Speaker 3: don't think there was a six footer up there eating
- 1:29:32Speaker 3: in there in British Columbia.
- 1:29:34Speaker 1: Like, no, they're laying up, they're eating, uh yeah, yeah eating.
- 1:29:39Speaker 2: It was big buds.
- 1:29:41Speaker 3: So well, nobody's doing very well. And on the fourth day,
- 1:29:46Speaker 3: Pat got a bear. Okay, so of course he's a
- 1:29:51Speaker 3: humor writer, he gets a bear. I don't have a
- 1:29:53Speaker 3: bury yet, right, So the last day, my guy and
- 1:29:58Speaker 3: I were driving around and there's a bear standing there
- 1:30:02Speaker 3: looking at us, like seventy eighty yards away, piece of cake,
- 1:30:07Speaker 3: you know, meat on the table, and he's just looking
- 1:30:10Speaker 3: at us in the snow. So I got out of
- 1:30:13Speaker 3: the truck, set up my sticks and I said, you know,
- 1:30:19Speaker 3: there's my bear. I fired and he just looked at me.
- 1:30:23Speaker 3: He didn't do a damn thing. He just then he
- 1:30:25Speaker 3: kind of just ambled off and waddled away. That bear
- 1:30:28Speaker 3: would not hit so the guy, so I said, I
- 1:30:32Speaker 3: missed him. The guy said, you sure, hell did miss him?
- 1:30:35Speaker 3: What the hell happened? I said, I don't have any idea.
- 1:30:38Speaker 3: So I said, I'm going to go up there where
- 1:30:39Speaker 3: the bear was. I'm going to find his tracks. And
- 1:30:43Speaker 3: I looked for blood tube they know, And I'm gonna
- 1:30:46Speaker 3: you stand right where I shot from, draw a straight
- 1:30:49Speaker 3: line and I looked in There is the top of
- 1:30:53Speaker 3: a Douglas fir tree laying in the snow. There was
- 1:30:57Speaker 3: a little hole in it. The bullet had deflected. Yeah,
- 1:31:01Speaker 3: so we go back to camp, passing our tent. Here's
- 1:31:06Speaker 3: us pull up. Do you get what? I said? Yeah,
- 1:31:08Speaker 3: I got one. Where is it? I said, right there?
- 1:31:10Speaker 3: And he looks at that piece of tree and learn
- 1:31:13Speaker 3: laughing like how I told him the story. So there's
- 1:31:17Speaker 3: a little place where you get cell service. So I
- 1:31:18Speaker 3: called the editor in New York and I said, I
- 1:31:21Speaker 3: got a I got an interesting story. I said, Pat
- 1:31:24Speaker 3: got a bear and I didn't. And there's a silence.
- 1:31:28Speaker 3: He says, well, we can't run that story. I said, well,
- 1:31:30Speaker 3: think about it. You know, it's it's a fun story.
- 1:31:35Speaker 3: What is Pat right? He said? Zumble was after that
- 1:31:38Speaker 3: Doug fur, that trophy Doug fur, and he waited for
- 1:31:42Speaker 3: that bear to walk around behind it to present a
- 1:31:44Speaker 3: good silhouette, and he fired and he got the fur.
- 1:31:46Speaker 3: But that's just Pat, you know. He golly. We used
- 1:31:53Speaker 3: to do a stand up act for the Elk Foundation
- 1:31:55Speaker 3: on stage and he tells his famous deer on a
- 1:31:58Speaker 3: bicycle story. People, I saw one guy fall off his chair.
- 1:32:02Speaker 3: He was laughing. So, no, wonder what the hell am
- 1:32:04Speaker 3: I doing up here with Pat McManus. You know, we
- 1:32:07Speaker 3: were close friends and and uh, but all I do
- 1:32:10Speaker 3: is tell some stories. I didn't try to get funny,
- 1:32:12Speaker 3: but he was. Yeah, because that guy, man, he was hilarious,
- 1:32:17Speaker 3: but he wasn't really funny in person.
- 1:32:20Speaker 1: You know, that's a weird deal about real funny People's
- 1:32:23Speaker 1: the funniest people aren't funny in person. Yeah, yeah, they
- 1:32:25Speaker 1: don't have they run, they run out of energy, a
- 1:32:27Speaker 1: little bit of that. Yeah, the funniest, funniest people performers
- 1:32:36Speaker 1: aren't funny in person. And sometimes the funniest people in
- 1:32:39Speaker 1: person aren't funny and performers.
- 1:32:41Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're right.
- 1:32:44Speaker 2: That's a weird deal. Man. So when you're hanging out
- 1:32:47Speaker 2: with them, he's not just cracking jokes left and right.
- 1:32:50Speaker 2: Was that? What when you're.
- 1:32:51Speaker 1: Hanging out with Patrick McManus. He's not just cracking jokes
- 1:32:55Speaker 1: left and right when you're driving down the road.
- 1:32:58Speaker 3: No, we just we just, I don't know. We talk
- 1:33:01Speaker 3: about the magazine, you know, and the jerks we know,
- 1:33:04Speaker 3: and one.
- 1:33:08Speaker 2: Do you guys know a lot of jerks?
- 1:33:09Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah. Some of the editors were they're off
- 1:33:12Speaker 3: from New York, in New Jersey and Connecticut, you know,
- 1:33:15Speaker 3: so were you? Yeah? Yeah, but I took off out
- 1:33:18Speaker 3: west and I started hunting at a young age. Those
- 1:33:20Speaker 3: guys never got it, got it, got it?
- 1:33:23Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:33:24Speaker 3: But uh, Pat was the kind of guy where a
- 1:33:27Speaker 3: stranger could walk up to him and he started talking
- 1:33:31Speaker 3: to him, and so you want to go to lunch
- 1:33:32Speaker 3: with us? I mean, he was that kind of guy.
- 1:33:35Speaker 2: M hm.
- 1:33:36Speaker 3: But one of one of my greatest articles was when
- 1:33:39Speaker 3: Pat died. The editors asked me to write a tribute
- 1:33:43Speaker 3: to him on his back page and out.
- 1:33:45Speaker 2: Door, to take his column yeah.
- 1:33:48Speaker 3: And write about him. That was fun.
- 1:33:51Speaker 2: Yeah, that guy was funny man.
- 1:33:54Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, he saw so many books, some of
- 1:33:57Speaker 3: them and made the New York Times bestseller lists, you know,
- 1:33:59Speaker 3: and m hm, and uh he also had someone do
- 1:34:03Speaker 3: a play. I didn't know that, especially around Montana and Idaho.
- 1:34:07Speaker 3: He'd actually impersonate Pat and uh oh really yeah, Pat
- 1:34:12Speaker 3: wasn't there, but he impersonated him and they did a
- 1:34:14Speaker 3: great show. But Pat could make anybody laugh, even even
- 1:34:18Speaker 3: the wives that didn't hunt. You know, he like he
- 1:34:21Speaker 3: right about backing up a trailer a whole column, make it,
- 1:34:26Speaker 3: make it funny as hell. One time. Yeah, he actually
- 1:34:29Speaker 3: started with Field and Stream and Claire Conley stole him
- 1:34:32Speaker 3: away from Field and Stream got out out there like well.
- 1:34:35Speaker 3: Pat told me one time an editor called and said,
- 1:34:38Speaker 3: the artist wants to know what your next column is
- 1:34:40Speaker 3: going to be about so he can start working on it.
- 1:34:42Speaker 3: Pat had no idea. He said, it's about a box.
- 1:34:48Speaker 3: He said, okay, what kind of box? He said, A
- 1:34:51Speaker 3: green box? A green box?
- 1:34:54Speaker 2: How big?
- 1:34:55Speaker 3: Oh? Not as big as a coffin. Okay, So they
- 1:34:59Speaker 3: went with that. He had no idea what and he
- 1:35:01Speaker 3: wrote about it.
- 1:35:04Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good, that's good.
- 1:35:08Speaker 1: Well, man, I appreciate you coming on the show and
- 1:35:09Speaker 1: taking the time to drive up here.
- 1:35:11Speaker 3: I'll tell you I wanted to meet you for a
- 1:35:13Speaker 3: long time because I know you are You can tell
- 1:35:18Speaker 3: you're so genuinely involved in hunting and fishing, and I
- 1:35:21Speaker 3: get so much out of your podcast. You did one
- 1:35:24Speaker 3: on CWD recently. I learned a lot of stuff you do. Yeah,
- 1:35:28Speaker 3: oh yeah, I saw when you went to North Dakota
- 1:35:30Speaker 3: to the Bobcat Sale.
- 1:35:32Speaker 2: Learned a lot of stuff from Nevada.
- 1:35:34Speaker 3: Oh was that Nevada?
- 1:35:35Speaker 2: Yes, sir No.
- 1:35:38Speaker 3: I really enjoy your stuff, and it's a pleasure to
- 1:35:40Speaker 3: meet you and do the podcast. So I appreciate that.
- 1:35:43Speaker 1: You know, I want to share this with people that
- 1:35:45Speaker 1: we met down in Cody, Wyoming, and you gave me
- 1:35:49Speaker 1: some smoked trout, and it's great smoke trout.
- 1:35:54Speaker 2: I ever really loved it.
- 1:35:55Speaker 1: But I wound up they want to be in well
- 1:35:57Speaker 1: traveled smoked trout because I took that I took I
- 1:36:00Speaker 1: had one pack left.
- 1:36:03Speaker 2: And I took it to the Bahamas. We brought our
- 1:36:06Speaker 2: own food down, Oh my gosh.
- 1:36:08Speaker 1: Right, we charted a plane to get out to a
- 1:36:10Speaker 1: remote area, so we brought you know, deer and elk
- 1:36:13Speaker 1: and whatnot. And I threw that smoked trout in there.
- 1:36:16Speaker 1: And so we're sitting out there and the Bahamas on
- 1:36:18Speaker 1: like the you know, the clean mother fishing grounds, you know,
- 1:36:23Speaker 1: all these dead fish on ice, right, and we're sitting
- 1:36:26Speaker 1: around eating that smoke trout and my buddy down there, Yeah,
- 1:36:32Speaker 1: he's fished all over the world, you know. Yeah, And
- 1:36:34Speaker 1: we're eating Zumbo's smoked trout and he's just blown away
- 1:36:37Speaker 1: how good it is. And he's like, man, how could
- 1:36:39Speaker 1: I make this with something down here? You know what
- 1:36:41Speaker 1: I used down here?
- 1:36:42Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:36:43Speaker 3: I didn't tell you this, but I got that right.
- 1:36:45Speaker 3: I've been smoking fish all my life, in like since
- 1:36:47Speaker 3: my twenties, and I had one of those little little
- 1:36:50Speaker 3: cheef smokers, you know, sure, and Lord Jensen, I think
- 1:36:53Speaker 3: out of that.
- 1:36:54Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody, Yeah, that was like the smoker.
- 1:36:57Speaker 3: Yeah, but I never was happy with the with the Brian.
- 1:37:00Speaker 3: I just wasn't happy. And I go to Alaska. Man,
- 1:37:02Speaker 3: I had such good stuff. And one day I have
- 1:37:04Speaker 3: mice fishing at Cody on Buffalo Bolloe Reservoir and there
- 1:37:07Speaker 3: was a bunch of old guys there and I didn't
- 1:37:09Speaker 3: know we got bs and and one guy said he
- 1:37:12Speaker 3: had retired from a meat process and wild meat processing business.
- 1:37:17Speaker 3: I said, oh, well, that means I cut up stuff
- 1:37:18Speaker 3: and you smoke stuff, right, He said, yeah, yeah. We
- 1:37:20Speaker 3: smoked deer hams and pheasants and ducks and does he
- 1:37:23Speaker 3: smoked fish too? He said, oh yeah. I says, now
- 1:37:26Speaker 3: that you're retired, could I get your brine recipe? Because
- 1:37:28Speaker 3: this guy's a pro. He says, Wait a minute. He
- 1:37:30Speaker 3: goes up to his truck and he's got a package
- 1:37:32Speaker 3: of smoke drott. He gives it to me and I said,
- 1:37:34Speaker 3: holy smokes, I haven't looking for this all my life.
- 1:37:37Speaker 3: So I didn't do it. I just got that from him.
- 1:37:39Speaker 2: Are you willing to share?
- 1:37:41Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:37:41Speaker 2: Tell people right now. Okay, lay it out.
- 1:37:44Speaker 3: Two cups of brown sugar, half a cup of white sugar,
- 1:37:48Speaker 3: and one cup of tender.
- 1:37:49Speaker 2: Quick people, Smortan's Tender Quick.
- 1:37:52Speaker 3: Tender Quick.
- 1:37:53Speaker 1: If you want to make, like, if you want to
- 1:37:54Speaker 1: make your own like corn meat, this is like the
- 1:37:56Speaker 1: quick and easy way of doing it.
- 1:37:57Speaker 2: That product. I buy that product. I order that shit
- 1:38:00Speaker 2: on Amazon. Yeah. Yeah, because it's hard to find.
- 1:38:02Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I found it in Alberson's and Cody it's
- 1:38:06Speaker 3: it's it's made by Morton Morton Salt yep. And it
- 1:38:09Speaker 3: comes in a blue bag, maybe a two pound bag,
- 1:38:12Speaker 3: but it's actually a meat cure. It's got a sodium
- 1:38:15Speaker 3: nitrate and nitrate. So I've actually sent smoked fish across
- 1:38:19Speaker 3: the country, and you know, it takes four or five
- 1:38:22Speaker 3: days and it's warm and it's it's okay because.
- 1:38:25Speaker 2: Yeah, you take it down to the Bahamas, dude.
- 1:38:27Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, but anyway, I
- 1:38:31Speaker 3: put it on dry yep, take your flase, take the
- 1:38:34Speaker 3: flies skin on. Of course, I'm going to smoke them
- 1:38:37Speaker 3: and just lay them in a tub and just keep
- 1:38:39Speaker 3: sprinkling that that mixture on them. And then and as
- 1:38:43Speaker 3: soon it hits the cold fish, it turns to liquid.
- 1:38:46Speaker 3: It looks just like maple syrup.
- 1:38:47Speaker 2: Ye starts drawing a moisture out.
- 1:38:49Speaker 3: Yeah. I let them. I let them soak for about
- 1:38:51Speaker 3: nine hours. Then they rid them off in cold water.
- 1:38:55Speaker 1: I like how you take your own chains on. You
- 1:38:57Speaker 1: cut your own wood chips for your smoke. Yeah, just
- 1:38:59Speaker 1: pick your saw cuttings.
- 1:39:01Speaker 3: Yep.
- 1:39:02Speaker 2: You ever rip it length wise to get bigger cuttings.
- 1:39:04Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, you get those big.
- 1:39:06Speaker 2: Big, big curl cues.
- 1:39:07Speaker 3: Yeah. But what I did is I took I had
- 1:39:10Speaker 3: a friend in an outfit everybody in Montana Billy stocked.
- 1:39:13Speaker 3: Billy Stocked, and he lived in the Wise River, and
- 1:39:17Speaker 3: he had a chainsaw and he put vegetable oil in it,
- 1:39:20Speaker 3: and he cut his out.
- 1:39:21Speaker 2: So he had food grade chips.
- 1:39:23Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's what I did. I had a saw
- 1:39:25Speaker 3: and I put take on the old oil out and
- 1:39:27Speaker 3: put the vegetable oil. So so when you're cutting the wood,
- 1:39:30Speaker 3: you didn't have oil resident in the wood. You know.
- 1:39:32Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good move Maneh.
- 1:39:36Speaker 2: We'll get masked. So much.
- 1:39:37Speaker 1: Appreciate you coming out. It's it's a real honor to me.
- 1:39:39Speaker 1: It's honor to the show.
- 1:39:40Speaker 2: They have you on.
- 1:39:42Speaker 3: Thank you, sir. I really appreciate it.
- 1:39:44Speaker 2: Everybody, Jim's Umbo, thanks man.
- 1:39:46Speaker 3: Thank you.