Latest / Aaron Mahnke's Cabinet of Curiosities / Duke of Hazzard
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- 0:03Speaker 1: Our world is full of the unexplainable, and if history
- 0:08Speaker 1: is an open book, all of these amazing tales are
- 0:11Speaker 1: right there on display, just waiting for us to explore.
- 0:16Speaker 1: Welcome to the Cabinet of Curiosities. Accusing the wrong person
- 0:29Speaker 1: for a crime can ruin their life. Countless individuals have
- 0:32Speaker 1: wrongfully gone to jail or been executed, while the real
- 0:35Speaker 1: perpetrators go free. It often doesn't until much later that
- 0:39Speaker 1: the truth comes out, but by then it can be
- 0:41Speaker 1: too late. Those who have been wrongfully convicted can't get
- 0:44Speaker 1: back that time, and the ones who are executed, well,
- 0:48Speaker 1: it's not like they get a do over. At the
- 0:51Speaker 1: turn of the century, before forensic science became a standard
- 0:54Speaker 1: part of police procedure, a man named will West was
- 0:57Speaker 1: sent to Leavenworth Prison in New York. But clerk checking
- 1:00Speaker 1: him in took a series of measurements and checked them
- 1:03Speaker 1: against his current lineup of prisoners. He found a match,
- 1:07Speaker 1: a man named William West. The only problem was that
- 1:11Speaker 1: the William West on record was already serving a life
- 1:14Speaker 1: sentence for murder for the past two years. The will
- 1:17Speaker 1: West in front of him, whose measurements equaled those of
- 1:20Speaker 1: the other Mr West, almost exactly had never been convicted
- 1:24Speaker 1: of a crime before. The clerk checked his data again,
- 1:28Speaker 1: examining will West's bone structure, how far apart his eyes were,
- 1:33Speaker 1: the shape of his mouth, everything down to the last detail,
- 1:36Speaker 1: and this man was practically the convicted murderers twin. As
- 1:40Speaker 1: far as the clerk could tell, they were the same person.
- 1:44Speaker 1: The confusion wouldn't be sorted out for another few years,
- 1:47Speaker 1: when fingerprint analysis would prove the two will Wests to
- 1:50Speaker 1: be two completely different people. But perhaps the strangest case
- 1:54Speaker 1: of mistaken identity occurred much earlier. During the Napoleonic Wars,
- 2:00Speaker 1: happened off the coast of Hartlepool, a small town in
- 2:02Speaker 1: northeastern England. A French ship was sinking and the people
- 2:06Speaker 1: of Hartlepool were unsure of what to do. After all,
- 2:09Speaker 1: that ship could have been a decoy or a kind
- 2:12Speaker 1: of trojan horse waiting to be accepted onto English shores.
- 2:16Speaker 1: But the locals didn't really have to worry about much.
- 2:19Speaker 1: Only one survivor washed up on the beach, still clad
- 2:22Speaker 1: in his military uniform. He was found, but rather than
- 2:26Speaker 1: giving him the help he needed, the residents took him
- 2:29Speaker 1: in as a prisoner of war. They had never seen
- 2:32Speaker 1: a Frenchman before, and used the satirical cartoons they had
- 2:36Speaker 1: read about to guide their identification. Those cartoons often depicted
- 2:40Speaker 1: the French as furry creatures with sharp claws and long tails.
- 2:45Speaker 1: In a way, they looked a bit like monkeys, which
- 2:48Speaker 1: was bad news for the castaway who washed ashore because
- 2:51Speaker 1: he was a monkey. He'd been dressed as one of
- 2:55Speaker 1: the soldiers, probably to amuse the crew on the ship,
- 2:58Speaker 1: but the locals had no idea the animal had been entertainment.
- 3:02Speaker 1: To them, he must have been a French spy sent
- 3:04Speaker 1: to obtain information about their town. So they did the
- 3:09Speaker 1: only logical thing they could think of. They put the
- 3:12Speaker 1: monkey on trial, since it couldn't answer any of the
- 3:15Speaker 1: questions or defend itself in any way. It was eventually
- 3:18Speaker 1: found guilty of being a spy, and the townsfolk didn't
- 3:22Speaker 1: waste any time doling out justice to the interloper. They
- 3:25Speaker 1: took it to the town square and fitted it for
- 3:27Speaker 1: a noose, hanging the animal for all to see. At
- 3:32Speaker 1: least that's the legend according to modern day residents of
- 3:35Speaker 1: the town. That is, there's an alternate version of the
- 3:38Speaker 1: story that's much darker. Cannons on military ships were often
- 3:43Speaker 1: primed with gunpowder by adolescent boys called powder monkeys. It's
- 3:47Speaker 1: possible that one of the boys had made it off
- 3:49Speaker 1: the ship only to find himself at the center of
- 3:52Speaker 1: an international conspiracy. But it's not like the town is
- 3:56Speaker 1: eager to own up to the more macabre version of
- 3:59Speaker 1: the tail. They're sticking with the monkey, And if you
- 4:02Speaker 1: attend to Hartlepool United football match, you'll probably hear the
- 4:06Speaker 1: crowd chant who hung the monkey. The team's mascot is
- 4:09Speaker 1: even a monkey named Angus. In fact, the town is
- 4:12Speaker 1: so dedicated to the legend that Stuart Drummond, a two
- 4:15Speaker 1: thousand two candidate for mayor of town, dressed up as
- 4:19Speaker 1: Angus the Monkey and promised free bananas for school children
- 4:22Speaker 1: as part of his platform, and the voters liked him
- 4:26Speaker 1: enough to elect him to office not once but three times. Sadly, though,
- 4:32Speaker 1: the children never got their free bananas. John Montague, the
- 4:49Speaker 1: second Duke of Montagu, accomplished a lot in his short
- 4:52Speaker 1: forty years on this earth. During the early seventeen hundreds,
- 4:56Speaker 1: he governed the islands of St. Vincent and St. Lucia.
- 4:59Speaker 1: He was a fellow of the Royal College of Physicians,
- 5:02Speaker 1: and he helped build the Foundling Hospital, a first combination
- 5:06Speaker 1: medical center and children's home in London. He was also
- 5:10Speaker 1: father to five children, three of whom died quite young.
- 5:13Speaker 1: In fact, he outlived all of them, which might explain
- 5:16Speaker 1: Montague's peculiar quirk. He kind of let his inner child
- 5:20Speaker 1: run his life. You see, Montague love to be entertained.
- 5:24Speaker 1: More than that, he loved to entertain, to joke around
- 5:28Speaker 1: with friends and family. He was known to playfully lure
- 5:31Speaker 1: people into his garden and then squirt them with water,
- 5:34Speaker 1: or to invite guests to stay in his home only
- 5:37Speaker 1: to put itching powder in their beds. Whether that was
- 5:40Speaker 1: more entertaining for him than the people staying with him,
- 5:43Speaker 1: well that remains to be seen. But he wanted more.
- 5:47Speaker 1: He wanted to be enthralled by something he'd never seen before,
- 5:50Speaker 1: something astounding he'd heard of. A man called the bottle
- 5:55Speaker 1: conjuror a performer who could do things most people only
- 5:58Speaker 1: dreamt about. For example, if someone was wearing a mask
- 6:01Speaker 1: during the show, the bottle conjurer could name them without hesitation,
- 6:05Speaker 1: even if he had never met them before. He would
- 6:08Speaker 1: then ask an audience member to name someone they knew
- 6:11Speaker 1: who had passed away. For the next several minutes, he
- 6:14Speaker 1: would become the deceased person, talking with that audience member
- 6:17Speaker 1: as if he was their loved one and had returned
- 6:20Speaker 1: from the dead. The Bottle Conjurer was a wonder. He
- 6:24Speaker 1: could look at someone and tell them their deepest, darkest
- 6:27Speaker 1: secrets from a past life. He could take a walking
- 6:29Speaker 1: stick from a random person in the crowd and play
- 6:32Speaker 1: it like any musical instrument, all while singing perfectly at
- 6:36Speaker 1: the same time. And then there was the reason for
- 6:39Speaker 1: his name. His most impressive feet would always come later
- 6:43Speaker 1: in the evening, when he would present a simple wine
- 6:45Speaker 1: bottle to the audience. Someone would be invited on stage
- 6:49Speaker 1: to examine the bottle to make sure there was nothing
- 6:51Speaker 1: funny or strange about it, and once it was confirmed
- 6:54Speaker 1: to be a normal tavern bottle, the Conjurer would place
- 6:57Speaker 1: it on a table in the middle of the stage,
- 7:00Speaker 1: lean in, squeeze his entire body inside of it, and
- 7:04Speaker 1: then sing for the crowd. And Lord Montague wanted to
- 7:08Speaker 1: see this for himself, and he wanted as many people
- 7:11Speaker 1: as possible to see it with him, so he put
- 7:14Speaker 1: an advertisement in the local newspaper on the night of
- 7:17Speaker 1: January seventeen forty nine, the Bottle Conjurer would appear at
- 7:22Speaker 1: the theater in the Haymarket and perform all the amazing
- 7:25Speaker 1: feats described. The show sold out. The theater was packed
- 7:31Speaker 1: that night as people waited for the Conjurer button. By showtime,
- 7:34Speaker 1: he still hadn't appeared. Minutes passed and the crowd grew
- 7:38Speaker 1: increasingly agitated. Ushers and management assured the audience that if
- 7:43Speaker 1: the Conjuror didn't begin soon, they would all be refunded
- 7:46Speaker 1: their money, but that didn't help. Everyone had come to
- 7:49Speaker 1: see a show unlike anything they could have imagined. Eventually,
- 7:54Speaker 1: someone in the audience, who felt that they had waited
- 7:56Speaker 1: long enough, shouted for double the prices the Conjurer will
- 7:59Speaker 1: go into to a pint size bottle, and that did it.
- 8:02Speaker 1: Everyone leapt to their feet and anger. They knew that
- 8:05Speaker 1: they had been had and no refund was going to
- 8:08Speaker 1: satisfy them. Spectators started pulling down curtains and ripping their
- 8:12Speaker 1: seats out of the floor. They tossed everything into a
- 8:15Speaker 1: giant bonfire outside the theater and watched it all burn.
- 8:21Speaker 1: One audience member managed to get away with the ticket receipts,
- 8:24Speaker 1: so no one was able to get their money back.
- 8:27Speaker 1: In the end, however, despite their protests and rage, no
- 8:30Speaker 1: one could figure out who had placed the ad or why.
- 8:33Speaker 1: Some names were floated around as possible perpetrators, but all
- 8:37Speaker 1: of them denied it until one day when it was
- 8:40Speaker 1: revealed that it had all been John Montague, who had
- 8:42Speaker 1: promised everyone a show featuring the bottle conjuror apparently it
- 8:46Speaker 1: had all started been the Duke, talking with another nobleman,
- 8:50Speaker 1: had made a bet. He wagered that if he advertised
- 8:53Speaker 1: an impossible spectacle for the public to witness, it would
- 8:56Speaker 1: draw and I quote, enough fools in London to fill
- 9:00Speaker 1: a playhouse. That nobleman took him up on that bet
- 9:05Speaker 1: and lost, and the Duke of Montague turned the English
- 9:08Speaker 1: into a punchline for years to come, much to their dismay.
- 9:13Speaker 1: And I guess that means the old saying really is true.
- 9:17Speaker 1: Some people just can't take a joke. I hope you've
- 9:23Speaker 1: enjoyed today's guided tour of the Cabinet of Curiosities. Subscribe
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- 9:35Speaker 1: created by me Aaron Manky, in partnership with how Stuff Works,
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