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Hey Connor Wood aka Fibula! · Hey Jonas!

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  Speaker 1: Hey Jonas Hi guys So in the car right here
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  Speaker 1: I had a situation that happened so annoying But I
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  Speaker 1: think it's highly relatable So we're going to talk about
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  Speaker 1: it on the pod.
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  Speaker 2: I was drinking my water bottle And I have my
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  Speaker 2: phone with me like this And the water landed on
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  Speaker 2: the screen Wiped it off But it must have gone
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  Speaker 2: into the charging space So now, we'll put in some
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  Speaker 2: rice while we do the pot here today.
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  Speaker 3: Are you dropping your phone in the rice?
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  Speaker 2: Dropping it in.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, so... Technically... It does... They're supposed to be waterproof,
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  Speaker 3: so it doesn't... Yeah, I dropped my phone... I literally
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  Speaker 3: dropped my phone in the bathtub yesterday. And my phone's fine.
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  Speaker 4: And did you put it in rice?
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  Speaker 2: Did it work?
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  Speaker 4: I also dropped my phone in the ocean in July.
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  Speaker 4: And it worked still. My phone's fine. You have to
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  Speaker 4: give it one of these. You have a phone from, like, 1904.
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  Speaker 2: I have to spin it when I do it, and... Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 2: it's going to be here for the rest of the pod.
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  Speaker 2: This is a lovely bag of Indian basmati rice.
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  Speaker 3: I'm excited to see if it'll come back to life, though.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to de-moisturize it.
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  Speaker 2: They should sell rice specifically for that purpose.
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  Speaker 4: It's actually not a terrible idea. Apple does sell rice.
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  Speaker 4: Apple sells rice?
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  Speaker 2: No. Oh. That was a good one, Joe.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks.
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  Speaker 3: Well, last time I saw you guys, we were in
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  Speaker 3: Las Vegas seeing the Backstreet Boys. That was exceptional.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: Backstreet, backstreet.
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  Speaker 2: Dude. All right. So I had been adamant for months
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  Speaker 2: that you guys have to see the show, because I
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  Speaker 2: saw it back in the spring. They announced more dates.
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  Speaker 2: We went out, checked it out, saw the boys beforehand,
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  Speaker 2: the Backstreet Men, as it were.
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  Speaker 3: The whole vibe, the white, the whole thing. It's just,
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  Speaker 3: it's perfect. We thought we were walking into our seats.
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  Speaker 3: The elevator opens, and they're just there.
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  Speaker 2: Right there. In all their handsome, handsome men. You guys
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  Speaker 2: didn't believe me about the all-white thing, too.
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  Speaker 3: I did.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't really know that was a thing. You had
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  Speaker 4: to buy clothes, Kev. You sent your assistant out to
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  Speaker 4: get you clothes.
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  Speaker 3: That's not exactly true, but I'll go with it. But
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  Speaker 3: I definitely... You.
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  Speaker 2: Were about to say that I asked your assistant to
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  Speaker 2: get me white clothes.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you did.
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  Speaker 2: Because guess what? I packed white, and then I was like,
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  Speaker 2: this isn't the right kind of shade. Yeah, did you
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  Speaker 2: end up wearing black pants? Yeah, because I don't have
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  Speaker 2: white pants.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I didn't either. I actually wore these exact pants
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  Speaker 3: that I'm wearing and shoes right now.
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  Speaker 2: You guys look color-coordinated today.
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  Speaker 3: We're a little white and red, Joe.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I didn't notice that.
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  Speaker 3: That's nice. We look good.
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  Speaker 2: I look great.
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  Speaker 3: And Nick's wearing black instead of white again. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 3: What'd you do last night, Nick?
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  Speaker 2: What'd I do last night?
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  Speaker 3: I know you recorded most of the day yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: I've been recording new music all week. I watched a
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  Speaker 2: movie with a friend, a great movie that I would suggest.
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  Speaker 2: So I went into the old AI machine and I said, hey,
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  Speaker 2: what's a highly underrated movie if you like Waiting for
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  Speaker 2: Guffman slash The Big Sick?
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to guess, friend, you were with Kavanaugh.
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  Speaker 2: Correct. And it told me, it said, this is a
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  Speaker 2: criminally underrated movie called Don't Think Twice from 2016. I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to watch it tonight. Written by Mike Birbiglia.
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  Speaker 4: It is hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: It's about an improv troupe and basically all of them
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  Speaker 2: coming to terms with the fact that their lives are
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  Speaker 2: taking them in different directions. I'll say no more.
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  Speaker 4: But it has a 98% Rotten Tomatoes score, which is
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  Speaker 4: pretty exceptional.
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  Speaker 3: And it held up?
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  Speaker 2: It was great? Oh, it was phenomenal. I think it
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  Speaker 2: is criminally underrated.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we will watch it tonight.
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  Speaker 2: It actually is a perfect segue to our guest today.
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  Speaker 2: This movie is all about bits. Are you going to
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  Speaker 2: say criminally underrated? That's the segue? No, that's not what
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: He is highly rated.
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  Speaker 2: He's rated.
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  Speaker 3: Very rated.
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  Speaker 2: High rated. I was so excited when they told us
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  Speaker 2: that he was in town and down to come do
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  Speaker 2: the podcast. Because for I feel like years now, we've
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  Speaker 2: all seen him on our feeds and loved his bits
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  Speaker 2: and and stand up his podcast. And also now, which
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  Speaker 2: was just announced, he's going to be on the next
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  Speaker 2: season of Dancing with the Stars. He's going to crush
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  Speaker 2: Dancing with the Stars. So I think we should just
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  Speaker 2: get him out here and get things going. Please welcome
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  Speaker 2: Connor Wood.
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  Speaker 3: Connor Wood.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, boys.
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  Speaker 3: It's so good to see you, man. Thanks for doing this.
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  Speaker 2: Likewise. Thanks for having me.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for wearing red to make Nick feel more
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  Speaker 3: out of place.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what happened here today, but I
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  Speaker 2: like the black. It's rare that I wear all black, too.
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  Speaker 2: So this is, I feel very left out of the
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  Speaker 2: red and white combo.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, congrats.
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  Speaker 4: Congrats, man.
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  Speaker 2: Dancing with the stars. Is this season 35 or 36?
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  Speaker 3: 35.
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  Speaker 2: 35. That's huge. I'm stoked.
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  Speaker 4: When did you get the call that it was happening?
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  Speaker 4: And what was your first reaction?
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  Speaker 2: I got the.
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  Speaker 5: Call the day I signed a lease in New York,
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  Speaker 5: which is pure magic because that's what happens, right? Right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So I have this awesome apartment in New York that
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  Speaker 5: I searched, you know, New York real estate while renting
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  Speaker 5: apartment real estate. There's no apartments left. So I got
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  Speaker 5: this awesome. I was like, this is a dream come true.
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  Speaker 5: And then another dream came true as I signed and
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  Speaker 5: moved in. This is like a completely concrete locked in
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  Speaker 5: lease that I have, which is nice. I'm going to
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  Speaker 5: get my security deposit back because I won't have ever
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  Speaker 5: been inside.
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  Speaker 3: That's perfect. That's a good problem to have.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of security deposits, do you have dogs or cats?
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  Speaker 2: I have a dog. He's with my parents right now, Max.
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  Speaker 3: And where's your parents at?
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  Speaker 2: They're in Houston.
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  Speaker 3: Is that where you're from?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Texas.
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  Speaker 3: We were just talking about Houston today.
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  Speaker 2: We have Texas roots as well. We were in Dallas
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  Speaker 2: for a while.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, which is so funny, we just announced that we're
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  Speaker 3: coming to Houston on our tour. It was one of
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  Speaker 3: the last stops we didn't announce.
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  Speaker 4: That's why we're very topical. Where should we go in Houston?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 2: The rodeo. I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I'm from like a very small town outside of Houston.
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  Speaker 5: So I, and I was born in Austin, so I
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  Speaker 5: could probably guide you on like an Austin more than.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. We love Austin too.
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  Speaker 3: We like Austin.
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  Speaker 4: We're going to be there too. Where should we go
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  Speaker 4: in Austin then?
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  Speaker 2: I'll send you guys a list. I have a running list.
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  Speaker 2: We don't want to put you on the spot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So you signed the lease, you're locked into New York.
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  Speaker 2: Then all of a sudden, uh, you get this call
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  Speaker 2: and they say, Hey, we want you on season 30,
• 6:12
  Speaker 2: 35 of dance with the stars. With Riley Arnold, yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So we have a connection that... I've never met her,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think, but she's a Type 1 diabetic as well.
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  Speaker 3: She is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, which is great. She's using her platform to show
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  Speaker 2: that you can do anything you want in life while
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  Speaker 2: living with Type 1. I'm very happy to see that.
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  Speaker 2: Shout out, Riley Arnold. She's the best, too. It's super fun,
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  Speaker 2: and we.
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  Speaker 5: She's got me back on candy, because we work pretty hard, and...
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  Speaker 5: We do pause to take like candy breaks, which is
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  Speaker 5: nice because I get to bring candy. I'm kind of
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  Speaker 5: off candy because I have bad teeth. I get cavities still.
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  Speaker 5: I'm an adult.
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  Speaker 2: We have a whole running.
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  Speaker 3: Thing about how we get cavities and our dentists all
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  Speaker 3: don't like each other on this pod, but that's fine.
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  Speaker 3: I went to the dentist today, Kevin, and I actually
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  Speaker 3: told my dentist that we talked shit about your dentist.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. You guys are dunking on each other's dentists? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Joe had a dentist say that he needed some preventative drilling,
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  Speaker 3: and we thought that that might have been.
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  Speaker 2: A little overreach. That's a scam, right?
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  Speaker 3: That's a scam.
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  Speaker 5: Walk me through preventative drilling, because it sounds like this
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  Speaker 5: guy might be doing a little off-the-books drilling.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I said. Well, you know, it was preventative
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  Speaker 3: because there were cavities incoming, I guess.
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  Speaker 2: Incoming cavities.
• 7:31
  Speaker 3: See, that's where I go like, I don't know. Kevin's
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  Speaker 3: feet are always fine. Before I got into the accident.
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  Speaker 3: Feels a little like that.
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  Speaker 2: Does anyone have veneers here? No.
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  Speaker 3: No one has veneers?
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  Speaker 2: None of you guys have veneers?
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  Speaker 5: We thought about it. We just never did it. So
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  Speaker 5: rare that you guys are three for three marked safe
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  Speaker 5: from veneers. Is it?
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  Speaker 2: Even marked safe by Big Tooth.
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  Speaker 3: And none of us had braces for years. Really? None
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  Speaker 3: of us had braces either, so they're definitely coming for us.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, it's like the Illuminati. They talk about the Illuminati.
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  Speaker 5: The real thing is like Big Veneer coming, knocking on
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  Speaker 5: your door.
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  Speaker 3: Interesting.
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  Speaker 2: What else have you learned about Hollywood? Oh, God, since yesterday?
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  Speaker 3: Tell us everything.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Big Veneers are coming after us. Your dog is with
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  Speaker 2: your parents. My one thing, this happened to me today.
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  Speaker 2: When's the last time you guys went to CVS?
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  Speaker 3: Yesterday. Pretty recently.
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  Speaker 2: Yesterday?
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  Speaker 3: Where? In my town in New Jersey.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Do you have the buttons that you have to press
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  Speaker 5: so that some porcelain has to come over and unlock so.
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  Speaker 2: You can buy.
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  Speaker 4: That's for Luberkint. Yeah, but here's the thing. Luberkint or
• 8:38
  Speaker 4: like NyQuil.
• 8:39
  Speaker 5: They have to stop the Natasha Bedingfield playlist and everyone's
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  Speaker 5: going to, excuse me, this guy on aisle four needs
• 8:46
  Speaker 5: lube bad. Stop the music and go help him.
• 8:50
  Speaker 4: Can I get that for you, sir?
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  Speaker 2: But it's weird because there's no crime in Los Angeles, right?
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  Speaker 2: So why would they have to? Historically, no. Historically.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: And the roads are great. I've been loving the rose.
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  Speaker 3: I've heard there's a lot of new fountains pretty much everywhere.
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  Speaker 6: Stop.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 4: They're just brown.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: No one's doing it like this for some reason. But
• 9:13
  Speaker 5: I had to go this morning and because the camera
• 9:16
  Speaker 5: is so close to you, they've got really nice cameras
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  Speaker 5: on Dancing.
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: With the Stars.
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  Speaker 5: They're so big and they're so far away that you
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  Speaker 5: don't realize that they're really tight on your face. I
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  Speaker 5: have never seen... I was not aware I had, I
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  Speaker 5: had nose hairs that like were visible. Like, I don't
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  Speaker 5: know if I'm just kind of locked in my nose hairs.
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  Speaker 5: And I never even considered that I'm someone that could
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  Speaker 5: have nose hairs.
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  Speaker 2: So I went to CVS to get a nose hair trimmer. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 2: Do you go with a wall, a wall clipper? It's
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  Speaker 2: a good question. And I didn't use it by the way.
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  Speaker 2: Like you're pretty good.
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  Speaker 5: The ones that have a little attachment at the end
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  Speaker 5: of that thing. Okay. It wasn't pre-charged, which I don't
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  Speaker 5: know why.
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  Speaker 3: I started getting those like extra long, just random white ones.
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  Speaker 3: at this point where just like they just appear like
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  Speaker 3: they're just out of the nose like and it's like
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  Speaker 3: overnight it's like how did they become this long in
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  Speaker 3: one shot Kevin's old so yeah he's the.
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  Speaker 5: Oldest now I mean I had my first gray hair
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  Speaker 5: the other day how'd that feel like how'd it go
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  Speaker 5: well I kind of like I woke up and I
• 10:17
  Speaker 5: looked at it and I was like no you know
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  Speaker 5: and then I kind of like get my hair wet
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  Speaker 5: and I was like it's probably just like something I
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  Speaker 5: ate yesterday you know like maybe it's mayonnaise or something
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  Speaker 5: and I wash my hair and I like get it
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  Speaker 5: all wet and I move it and I can see
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  Speaker 5: it and then I ruffle it again and I'm like
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  Speaker 5: maybe I can tuck it back maybe I can tuck.
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  Speaker 3: It Nick had the same moment on the tour bus
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  Speaker 3: the other day he's like guys I found a gray
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like he.
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  Speaker 4: Found one and we couldn't we couldn't see it.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the thing I found it and I was actually
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: excited and kind of proud because I felt like oh.
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  Speaker 3: I've earned it he was like filming it he was
• 10:46
  Speaker 3: filming it he's like guys come here and we were
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: like We don't see it, man. He was really upset
• 10:51
  Speaker 3: with us because he was trying to... These two basically
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: shamed me. They're like, you're making this up for content.
• 10:56
  Speaker 3: You're a liar.
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  Speaker 2: You're a liar.
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  Speaker 4: People deal with this all the time, Nick. Don't make
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  Speaker 4: jokes about this.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: If I would have been there, I kind of played
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  Speaker 2: it off like, oh, nose hair. I was kind of stoked.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm becoming my dad.
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  Speaker 3: I think you should let it ride or until you
• 11:10
  Speaker 3: get a sponsor. Yeah, until you get a nose hair sponsor.
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  Speaker 3: I think I might grow them out.
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  Speaker 2: I think the voting audience of Dance With The Stars
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  Speaker 2: will be thrilled that you have nose hairs.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's more relatable to more people than it's not. It's
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  Speaker 3: more relatable, but also you could get a little sponsor
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  Speaker 3: to get those things taken care of.
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: Are you running the soundboard? Yes, sir. Fabulous timing.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever you want to hear.
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  Speaker 4: I got a lot of the buttons over here.
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  Speaker 2: That's really good. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 4: Wow. I can't stop this one.
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: Actually, that sound is perfect. How have you been feeling
• 11:47
  Speaker 3: about your prep for Dancing with the Stars so far?
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: Let's leave this track on. Yeah, exactly. Walk me through it, please.
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: I'm feeling good. I am feeling sore.
• 11:57
  Speaker 3: Everybody gets in the best shape of their life doing this.
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  Speaker 2: People keep saying that. Are you getting ripped? I've put
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: on weight. Muscle weighs more than fat. No, it's fat.
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  Speaker 2: My pants don't fit.
• 12:07
  Speaker 5: Um i'm eating so much candy i told you like
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  Speaker 5: i'm eating sour patch kids i'm eating gummy bears and
• 12:13
  Speaker 5: i'm trying to keep it fresh because i want to
• 12:14
  Speaker 5: bring at first like when riley and i were meeting
• 12:16
  Speaker 5: and she she's keeping track because her she has her
• 12:19
  Speaker 5: um sensor on it and it goes off and so
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  Speaker 5: we'll stop and we'll have candy breaks and i'm like
• 12:24
  Speaker 5: you know as an ally i'm eating as much candy
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  Speaker 5: as she is i don't need it you know and
• 12:28
  Speaker 5: i like that but it is you're working out so
• 12:30
  Speaker 5: hard and i'm feeling so good you know and you
• 12:33
  Speaker 5: guys get like hitting the beats and like making sure
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  Speaker 5: you have routines down and then i i go to
• 12:38
  Speaker 5: sleep and i'm like i did that shit yeah and
• 12:41
  Speaker 5: then the next day i wake up and i go
• 12:43
  Speaker 5: in and she's like so i changed the dance oh
• 12:47
  Speaker 5: no every day so and that's.
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: Tough you're going home like ready when is it locked
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  Speaker 3: though is it so you do the dress or something
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  Speaker 3: and then at that point it's like okay the We're
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: not going to change it anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Or is it just up until the last minute? I
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: don't know. Oh, my God. Nothing's been... Once the spray.
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: Tan happens, you're locked.
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: I imagine that when you come onto the show, they
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: give you, like, this big book. And I know this
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: is just not true, but, like, they come with this
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  Speaker 2: binder of all the things they've learned over 35 seasons,
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: and you just get to learn these types of things. Like,
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: at this stage, choreo's locked. The book... Doesn't exist.
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: Is big.
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: The book is huge. It's huge.
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  Speaker 5: And it's just, like, get ready bitch like every page
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  Speaker 5: is just like a warning um but nothing's very clear
• 13:31
  Speaker 5: no it's it's confusing they i keep i keep getting
• 13:35
  Speaker 5: like some foreshadowing and it's like enjoy this now and
• 13:38
  Speaker 5: sleep while you can i'm like how will it get
• 13:39
  Speaker 5: harder because i'm really struggling and how many flips can
• 13:42
  Speaker 5: i do i know well i can't do it i
• 13:44
  Speaker 5: can't lift her you know she's stronger than she's had
• 13:47
  Speaker 5: her biceps she has my ideal after body like in
• 13:49
  Speaker 5: a before and after um she's ripped and then So
• 13:54
  Speaker 5: we have a couple of weeks on this one. This
• 13:55
  Speaker 5: is the most lead up we'll have for a dance.
• 13:58
  Speaker 5: And the following weeks, it's.
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: Week by week.
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: It's every Tuesday. That's probably the thing, right? Like then
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: you're like, here's this brand new thing. And every day
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: it's going to change. But then you also have to
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: kind of sell yourself a little bit too, right?
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: It's bananas. And this is like all news to me.
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: I've only danced at weddings. I was going to ask,
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: are you a wedding dancer? Are you a by yourself dancer?
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: What would you have categorized yourself prior to? now becoming
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: a dancing with the stars.
• 14:22
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't put myself in a category just because I
• 14:24
  Speaker 5: don't want to offend any community.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: Any community of dancers. It's good. I will be first.
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: Don't be like Chalamet, right?
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: You're right. Loving ballet.
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: We love you, Chalamet. We're just saying, you know.
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: I'm not scared to dance in front of the audience
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: until everyone's like, you should be. Now I'm kind of nervous, but.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: I feel so good.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: You should be.
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: It's terrible.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: I am.
• 14:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: I have that thing. I just, I do stand up.
• 14:49
  Speaker 6: Of course.
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: And it's nice. Cause like if I, if I mess
• 14:51
  Speaker 5: something up, I will be very open. I'll be like,
• 14:54
  Speaker 5: I'm going to redo that. Cause this is a good joke.
• 14:56
  Speaker 5: I'm going to start from the top. You guys act
• 14:57
  Speaker 5: like I didn't mess that up. Cause if I miss
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: one stop or one little beat, it's like a domino thing.
• 15:02
  Speaker 5: And then the rest, I feel like it's kind of
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: not like I want to deliver the best. There's no
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: going back.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: I wanted to ask you about at standup and just
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: to take it back one step further, you start telling
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: jokes and, and, and being funny at what point in
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: your life did you know like oh i'm i'm funny
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: enough i'm gonna take this career path i.
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: Don't remember anything about my childhood my parents said i
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: was funny so.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: You had that in in the you know your childhood
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: they said you're hilarious we're gonna make a lot of
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: money off you yeah yeah they're cash cows um no
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: i i i i uh In terms of like career-wise,
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: when I got fired from my second job, I was like, oh, well.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: What was the second job? I worked at Bird, the
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: scooter company.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: You were doing content for both, you know, Bumble and Bird, right?
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: I was in the office nine to five. I was
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: like paying talent to like, and I was like, what's up?
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: This is so cool. I'm working with talent. And I'm actually,
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: it's funny. I'm like working with Bumble now. I was
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: like on the other side of the school. But I
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: was there. It takes.
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: It takes about six months for companies to realize that
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: you're not cut out for the job and you lied
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: on your resume.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: And that was my play. That's what I was doing.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: I like it so you don't kite surf.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: Got it. Right.
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: No, and I also don't do back-end data integration, but
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: I did watch one YouTube video, so I know how
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: to talk about it.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, so do you speak Python or JavaScript?
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Which one is it? I lied.
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: I had Python, like, all of the lingo in my pocket.
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: I promise you. Hey, it's a good sex mod.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: Please, Claude, AI, which one is it? Do you want
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: to do it for me?
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: I didn't have AI.
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: That's wild, the full circle of working with Bumble yet again.
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: I know. And it's funny because I share it. You know,
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: I talk way too much, and I'm, like, telling everybody
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: about that, so the comments are like, wow this is
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: you used to intern there like i was full-time i
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: just acted like an intern but my employment came to
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: an end and then i left and i went to
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: bird which brought me to la and i remember i
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: was where i was interviewing for bird and i i
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: kept throwing in the interview i was like you know
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: i was hit by a car on a bird and
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: they randomly like didn't think that was funny and so i.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Kept reading just double down though Yeah.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: I kept being like, maybe my delivery was off.
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: So the comedy was like a little bit coming together
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: while I was, while I was working office jobs and
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: then COVID hit and I was released from that, uh, responsibility.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: And then I was full time.
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: I was just posting TikToks and then they were like,
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: remember someone came to me and they were like, this
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: is standup by the way, if you just make it longer,
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: you just drag it out a little bit. And then
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: that was the standup beginning.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: That's so wild.
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: Standup.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: We, I've tried it during COVID basically. Really? Our little pod.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: My wife and I and her cousin and her husband
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: and a friend, we're all staying together. And we got
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: up like everybody did. We got really bored. And so
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: every Tuesday or Wednesday night, we would like prepare a
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: tight five and do a bit in front of each other.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: I didn't know you did this. That's the highlight of
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: my week.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: The jokes were terrible, of course, because we're not comedians.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: Let's hear one.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Let's hear one now. They're, they're, they're best kept in
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: the COVID house with the COVID. But what I learned
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: from even just that is that I'm, I get way
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: more nervous trying to be funny in front of people
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: than I do like singing or performing. Yeah. And, and
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: I think that's because comedy is so subjective. If someone's
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: singing and it's, it doesn't sound great. You kind of
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: know that. You lie to them. You lie to them.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: But when someone's like trying to be funny and it's
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: just not, it might not just be for you. You
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: let them know. That is interesting. I've never thought about that.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: I have friends that don't think the things that I
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: think are funny, and I judge them for it.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: They don't think I'm funny, and we work together every day.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: But there's a whole lot of people that do, Kev,
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: that think you're hilarious. Those are my people.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: That's my family.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: They're my daughters. They're 12 and 9. Those are Kevin's employees.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: Hold on, but this is my question. How do you
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: do something that becomes universally... funny.
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: It's hard, right? To, to find a thing that everyone's like,
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: that is objectively funny. I love that you asked me
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: that question because it's 100% subjective. I don't think I'm funny,
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: you know? So it's like, it's, it's comedian by comedian.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: I would say that the audience you've built, all of
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: us having been impacted by you both during COVID and
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: now with your career, just booming that you are, you're
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: like funny across the board. See, it's the simplest things, though.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: I will say, it is the simplest things, Connor, because
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: you showed that video of you in the hotel room
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: in New York, and the handprints are on the wall.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: I found it hilarious.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: But what I found the most funny about that room is,
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: just how small the room is with the bed in
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: the window. You didn't reference the size of the space.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: You just referenced the hand. I found it absolutely hilarious.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was bananas. Did you move rooms?
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: I was late to something, and I had to change
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: and go, and then it was late when I got back.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: I slept in the bed.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: Got it.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: I'm not picky.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: I was hopeful that they were your handprints too, but
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: you know, that's just.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: For your own sake.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the whole M. Night Shalaman twist is that
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: it was my handprints. I made the bed really tight.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Content, content, content. That's right. No, I mean like, I
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: want to be frank, I did not. I'm also like,
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I'm not super picky.
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: My immune system is great because of things like that,
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: that I decided to move forward with doing instead of
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: switching rooms. But yeah, but that, that was a, that
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: was a very funny thing.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Just like things, moments like that.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: Like I think that the universally funny things are things
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: that you had happened to or around you. Like if
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: you're in a car with an Uber and you're like,
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: this would only happen to me. Like, it, it happens
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: to everybody, but when you film it and you talk
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: about it and that's an experience that like is unique
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: to you, but other people can relate to it because
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: they have X, Y, Z.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: That's always fun. That's a great point. I hate to
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: bring up relatability, but like, but before you came on,
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: we were talking briefly about this movie that I watched
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: last night called don't think twice, which came out in
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: 2016 about a improv troupe. And it's all that they
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: start every one of their shows by saying who here
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: has a particular, who had a particularly bad day. And
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: they build off of that concept. And it's like things
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: like that. Like I got in the Uber and the
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: driver was my dad. And that was really uncomfortable because
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: I'm going to a date. And it's like just things
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: that happen in real life that become our way of
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: getting through tough times, right? It's just got to be
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: able to laugh about it. Switching gears here, back to
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Dancing with the Stars real quick. You mentioned you've got
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: a few weeks to prep this one. As you get
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: into the competition, the flow, is there any one of
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: the other stars that you're dancing against that you can
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: already tell you're like, That's my mark. That's my competition.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: You're like, I'm going to break their legs. You do
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: have some history with a few people on the show.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: I know a handful of the stars. Yeah. Sierra Miller,
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Maura Higgins, Tyler Cameron. Of course. We have this great show.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Tyler right here. Get close up there. Oh, yeah. That was...
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: That was funny. Yeah, we did. It's very Fallon of me, actually,
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: just pulling this card. I know, dude. I was like, wow.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm like, yeah, okay.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: That's all I got. Like, what the fuck am I doing?
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: That's good.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Like, sorry.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: You have Jenna, who's like, obviously a dancer. Is that
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: going to be like, going to be tough? You know
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: what sucks?
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: Is like, you can be a dancer. Like, I'm just
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: praying someone just like sucks, like personality wise. They are
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: not only all hot, as in sexy.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: As in attractive?
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: As in, like, I want and I need them. Take
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: my shirt off. Can't stop it once it starts. I
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: like how long this one is.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: It's very long.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: That's what she said.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Joe's auditioning to be a stand-up right now.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Okay. Back to sexy, hot, attractive.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: I haven't seen anyone dance yet, but they're all athletes.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: They're all, they're like ripped at obviously Tyler Cameron. Like,
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: you know, we should be in a different, like obviously
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: weight class, but like genuine breed of people.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: Like he's like a different, I was going to say
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: how funny and interesting would it be if they did
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: do that thing? You know, people talk about like, what
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: if we had a person to give us a reference
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: point of like what the average person would do against
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: an Olympic athlete? And it's like, you see Michael Phelps
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: and whoever go in the pool, and then it's just us, right?
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: And we're just a mile behind them. Me at the
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: bottom of the pool. Like, okay, got it. So they
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: are really good at swimming.
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Because they're all so good, it's like by a tenth
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: of a second, it's like, what are you talking about here?
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Someone like Jenna, who's danced famously in many movies. Dancer.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: It'd be funny to be like, okay, you can't use
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: your left foot.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Limitations. Or what's that thing like in ice skating when
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: it's like you can only do a certain number of
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: spins or tricks. You got to limit her to like.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: The difficulty level is like subdued, essentially.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And if she steps outside of that and does
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: a flashy move, it's like penalty. You're out of here.
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: I mean, they are so talented and they are like
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: Harry's awesome too. Glee, and obviously, Jin is awesome, so cool,
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: and they all know how to do all these things,
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: and I'm walking out of practice, and I do sweat, like,
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: a lot, and I'm walking out, and it looks like
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: I just jumped in a pool when I leave practice,
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: and I'm walking out, and I run into Maura Higgins.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Traders, of Traders fame.
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: Yes, Traders, she's just perfect looking, and I'm like, oh.
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: We stopped dancing 10 minutes ago, and I'm like, You
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: just get here? She's like, no, we just finished. And
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: I'm like, okay, me too. Like, it's just like a day.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Like, it's like bizarre. People are so good. Everyone's going
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: to be competition.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, we're rooting for you.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: I have some unsolicited advice for you on that. Please.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: You didn't ask for it. So I'm just going to,
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: but you know what you should say? Be like, actually,
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: I worked out before it came. That's why I was
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: already sweating. Right.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: So then after I did, I.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Just had to get a quick lift in prior.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Right. As you can, as you can tell by the
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: way I'm built. I did. Very excited for you. It's
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: going to be amazing. Thank you, dude. If you're down,
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: we have a few voicemails. Please. From our listeners. Usually
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: our callers have a story to tell and then something
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: they want advice about.
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: Cool.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: And we're not qualified to answer these questions, but we
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: enjoy it.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: But they keep asking.
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: Hey, guys. I really need your help. Love your new song,
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: Listen When Sad. Thank you. But the problem is it's
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: got me all in my feels, and I want to
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: reach out to my high school sweetheart.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Do it.
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: We used to listen to you guys, and so I'm
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: just feeling super nostalgic right now. But we're both married
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: and moved on with our lives.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: Don't do it.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Don't do it.
• 25:33
  Speaker 6: We're feeling nostalgic and chaotic. Please help me.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, so first, rule number one, stop listening to our
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: song then.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: She's married.
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: He's married.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: No, Kevin, listen to more of our song. She's married.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: He's married. And she listened to this song. We just
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: released a song that's about remembering a summer that felt
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: endless and wonderful with the person you were falling for.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: When you're 16.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: And she's asking if she should reach out to her ex. Thoughts? Concerns?
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know what kind of relationship she's in. She's married.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: She said she's married. Right, but it could be an
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: open relationship. They could both reach out to her high
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: school sweetheart. They could both reach out. I don't know.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: It didn't sound like she was particularly unhappy.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: It wasn't like she was.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: She didn't really say like, Hey, that's a kind of
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: against our rules as a married couple.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: They kind of like put it on, like potentially knowing
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: that this could go on a live national podcast.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: It kind of sounded like he was behind her being like,
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: and then say, um, like I can come to.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Well, Hey, Kevin, have you seen the invite? Yes. Have
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: you seen it? Have you seen it?
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Well, I watched it in your house.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Okay. Joe, you've seen it.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: I also watched it. We also watched it together.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: It's fine. I forgot. You guys are forgettable.
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: Whatever.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: What can I say? Um, You have watched it.
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: It's insane.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: I have so many thoughts.
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: Like, for one thing, and if you haven't seen it,
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Like, this is not going to be
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: a spoiler. It's very obvious. You can look at the
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: poster and see what's going to happen. But I think
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: it's a phenomenal movie. The entire movie taking place in
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: an apartment, one, just in the apartment, and two, in
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: like a four-hour period is phenomenal. It's like very 824. Right.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: It's beautiful. It's an acting masterclass by Olivia Wilde. Absolutely.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: Her micro-expressions were phenomenal. I thought everybody was just remarkable,
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: but Olivia Wilde was a standout. And the fact that
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: she directed it, too, is incredible.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: It's insane.
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  Speaker 3: It's so much to handle and process. I feel like
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: I have to watch it again just to, like, go
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: through it.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: You have to watch it with Danielle, with your wife.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's right here.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: She needs to watch it. I thought that it was
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: the most fun and innovative, creative, interesting kind of... place
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: to just set a story and the whole thing. And
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: I thought that Olivia did an amazing job directing. Interacting
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: was phenomenal.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: Also, the rest of the cast, out of this world,
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: I think they should all be nominated. Hold on, we've
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: lost the plot. Why did you bring this movie up.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: In the first place?
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, because... More than one people are invited to the party.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: Because they might all sleep together.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did... Yeah, I brought... I kind of brought
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: orgy up, which is my fault.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: So there might be a situation where everybody, to your point...
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: she might be like, her and her partner would be like, yo,
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: should we reach out to, he's cute still, should we
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: reach out to him? And as long as your partner's
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: down and their partner's down and everybody's cool with it,
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: so be it.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Yes, I think that's good advice. Yeah, or go to therapy.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: And if that's not cool with everybody involved, go to therapy.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: Or just don't text him. You have options, yeah.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: I think that that could be, you have several options besides...
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: yeah there's options there's options uh this is a question
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: from one of our amazing uh hey jonas listeners from
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: kate says people are very interested uh invested in you
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: and brooke to the point uh that there are tiktok
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: edits of the two of you have you guys uh
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: seen the edits of each other and and what do
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: fans see as romantic that to you is just completely
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: normal brooke and connor.
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: Behavior yeah i think it's It's so crazy to me. Yeah,
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: she's like one of my best friends. I've seen the edits.
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: I'm a narcissist. I see the edits. It's crazy to
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: me in 2026 that.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: The idea of a guy and a girl being.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: Friends in a platonic way are so groundbreaking that they
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: need us to be married.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is true. We've got to normalize male-female friendships.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: It's like seeing an albino animal at the zoo. I'm like,
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: there's only one.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: Of these wow this is cool i'm gonna make an
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: edit of it looking up with the zebra and the
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: other pen yeah that's a good do it do it
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: why not we're so young you guys.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: We also have our bowl of questions here um which
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: for some reason we always explain to our guests what
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: it is, but it's.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: A bowl of questions. It's good, Nick. It's the mirror
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: eight ball.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, cool. It doesn't have anything to do with your
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: career or your life, but it's just, you know, I
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: reach into the reach in the bowl. Yeah. How did
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: you get in here? Ouch.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Who invited you?
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: What's an item you refuse to throw away, even though
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: it serves absolutely no purpose.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Ooh, that's good. I just had like a really cathartic.
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: Come to Jesus moment when I moved apartments and I
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: saw how much stuff I have, like physical thing. Cause
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: I think I'd be a really good minimalist except for
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: all the stuff I have and keep.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Our mother once said, I'm a minimalist.
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: And we thought that was hilarious cause she's not, but yeah, no,
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: it's a minimalism is a mindset. You can be a
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: minimalist with like hand coats, but what is the thing
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: that you would, uh, this is disgusting. I'm going to
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: say it though. When I moved to L.A., Um, I
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: was eating a lot of Trader Joe's frozen food. And
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: when I moved out of my first apartment in LA,
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: I was totally packed up and I was like, I
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: better check like the fridge and I want my security
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: deposit back. So I checked the freezer and there was
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: a little frozen meatball at the bottom of my freezer
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: by itself, not by itself though. It was sitting atop
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: a frozen little mini freezer. gnocchi not gnocchi like stromboli
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: like little yeah and it looked like it was wearing
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: like a little graduation cap a little meatball with a
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: graduation cap and i was like you're coming with me
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: and the beautiful thing about trader joe's is there's so
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: many preservatives in that food that has moved with me
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: from apartment to apartment for five years i have your
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: mascot and i think it's a good testament to how
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: we are constantly graduating and moving forward and we can't
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: look back because we're not going that way oh.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: My god i love this and i love that for
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: your meatball As you.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Were talking about this, I was reminded of that great
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Pixar short, Bao. You ever seen that? I love Bao.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Bao's so good.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: How great would a story be about a little Italian
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: meatball who all he wants to do is be the
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: first member of his meatball family.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: To go to college.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: To graduate.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: He finally does it.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Moves to L.A. and ends up.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: It's a heartbreaker.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, which maybe he doesn't want to take over the
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: family restaurant.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: He doesn't want to do it.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: He's like, Ma, Pa, I want to do something bigger
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: with my life.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: I want to be an architect.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: He doesn't want to be in the pasta. He wants
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: to be in the sandwich.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Why am I about to cry?
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: It's the origin story of Chef Boyardee.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. It's the prequel to his biopic.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: I'm signing up for that.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: I'm inspired.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: As long as you play the dad.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Also, Verda trademark.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: I feel like that's a really good idea that we
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: should capitalize. I think it's a home run.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Powered by Jonas.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: Pixar is calling.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: We're so excited for you. It's going to be an
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: amazing run on Dance with the Stars.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: We hope that you make it to the.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Final and that you win the whole damn thing. We're
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: thrilled to have had you on the pod today. Thank you.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: Thank you guys so much for having us.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: We'll see you in LA.