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A Guy Broke into our Office | Son of a Boy Dad #430 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 5: It is August twenty fourth, it is four pm and
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  Speaker 5: we are here live from HQ Treys. Welcome back, everybody,
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  Speaker 5: how are we doing, how are we doing?
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  Speaker 1: Fantastic? Fan freakingtastic falls damn near upon us. I treat this.
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  Speaker 1: I treat the last two weeks as August. That's my
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  Speaker 1: pumpkins by season, and I get out before September even starts.
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  Speaker 1: An early adopter, you get the best batch of pumpkins,
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  Speaker 1: and then you kind of get off of it before
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  Speaker 1: it hits a critical.
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  Speaker 5: Have you already been pumpkin picking?
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  Speaker 1: I had had a pumpkin beer.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, you're the friends and family of pumpkin Spice, And.
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  Speaker 5: I noticed that Jolly Rancher released a new candy pumpkin
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  Speaker 5: themed and I was thinking, it's a little early for that.
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  Speaker 1: I think this is the hot spot for it. This
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  Speaker 1: is the perfect time for it. And then like you
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  Speaker 1: can be like, can we get can we be done
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  Speaker 1: with the pumpkins spice all right by September?
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  Speaker 3: Second?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true. You get ahead of the get ahead
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  Speaker 5: of it. Ship on everyone else or something.
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  Speaker 3: Shipyard in Maine, beer shipyard, never mind?
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  Speaker 1: Is that a good pumpkin?
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  Speaker 3: Well they made a great pumpkin beer. Yeah, they had
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  Speaker 3: the best one pumpkin.
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  Speaker 1: There's one called punkin Drublic that was really good, very nice, nice,
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  Speaker 1: love that it's a genius level right love that whoever
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  Speaker 1: wrote that ship punkin Drublic? Is that a new piece?
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  Speaker 5: No, not even close? What the yeah? No, No, I've
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  Speaker 5: been had this. It is years old.
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  Speaker 3: You've never worn that once? And you're gonna try to
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  Speaker 3: tell us you've wanted a hundred times on the podcast
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  Speaker 3: you've never worn it.
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  Speaker 5: I promise you I've worn it on the podcast. Have
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  Speaker 5: never worn that on podcats one one hundred times easily.
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  Speaker 5: What is it to your benefit to introduce a new
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  Speaker 5: thing and then convince us it's old? It's literally not.
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  Speaker 5: I've been I've been using the fitbit since I moved
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  Speaker 5: to New York. I don't I I obviously I had
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  Speaker 5: a year stretch is where I didn't use it at all,
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  Speaker 5: But you can find episodes where I've worn it for sure.
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  Speaker 3: Are you like to be discovered to have bought new things?
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  Speaker 5: Why would I lie about buying a new fish? Exactly
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  Speaker 5: what I'm asking guys. Just assume that you have this
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  Speaker 5: rock solid memory when you're both fucking goldfish, you don't
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  Speaker 5: remember anything like I. I would never lie if I
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  Speaker 5: got a new piece of gear. I would be showing
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  Speaker 5: off the new piece of gear.
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  Speaker 3: No, you don't do that. Yes, you got a new
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  Speaker 3: piece of gear. We ask you about it out of excitement,
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  Speaker 3: and you're like, you guys are fucking with me. You
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  Speaker 3: know I've had this for.
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  Speaker 5: The last time. I wore this sweatshirt. You are sweater.
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  Speaker 5: You guys both said the exact same thing.
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  Speaker 1: No, we sucked it off.
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  Speaker 3: I like that. I have no I knew to say.
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  Speaker 5: When I wore it, you were like, you've never worn
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  Speaker 5: this before. That was the last time we had this conversation.
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  Speaker 3: That was the first time you wore it?
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  Speaker 5: Or was that with the button down? I don't remember.
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  Speaker 5: It was one of those two, And you guys said
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  Speaker 5: I never We were like, this is this is brand new?
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  Speaker 3: And I said, oh not.
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  Speaker 1: What's your biometrics today?
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  Speaker 5: Ninety nine sleep score, slept working phenomenal.
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  Speaker 3: Well for you, that's impressive.
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  Speaker 5: Or no, no, no, ninety nine readiness score, ninety two
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  Speaker 5: sleep score, that's pretty good. I'm fucking ready. I'm ready
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  Speaker 5: to do whatever it takes I need to do.
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  Speaker 3: I felt that way. I honestly can't. I'm so glad
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  Speaker 3: you're saying that.
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  Speaker 5: No I don't. I don't actually feel that way, but
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  Speaker 5: my fitbit is telling me to feel that way.
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  Speaker 3: Dude. There's there's a guy that maybe you've seen on Instagram.
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  Speaker 3: I think his name is New Age Ceo. He's this
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  Speaker 3: black guy who sits in a chair and just wears
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  Speaker 3: sunglasses and like gives out advice about how to take
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  Speaker 3: back your life. And yeah, and these clips pop up
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  Speaker 3: for me all the time, and sometimes I'll watch the
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  Speaker 3: whole thing and it's all pretty vague, but it's also
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  Speaker 3: very good. And the one today was about like a
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  Speaker 3: making a comeback and how you know people whatever. I'm
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  Speaker 3: not even going to get into it, but it got
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  Speaker 3: me so fired up that i came here to tell
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  Speaker 3: you guys, I'm ready for I come back.
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  Speaker 5: Oh hell yeah, I love that.
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  Speaker 3: It all starts now, tours back on No No, but
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  Speaker 3: it's comeback season. I am ready to take the bull
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  Speaker 3: by the horns and fuck around and find out. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: sometimes other people will is what they'll do is they'll
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  Speaker 3: fuck around and find out, they'll fuck with me, and
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  Speaker 3: then they'll find out that I'm coming back with friends
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  Speaker 3: to hurt them.
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  Speaker 5: Come Back season, it's time for some people to find out.
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  Speaker 5: They're going to find out whose album was? Is that
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  Speaker 5: Nipsy who's comeback season. I don't know what is that noise?
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  Speaker 5: It's then I thought that was someone's phone At first,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know who comeback season is. I think it
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  Speaker 5: was Drake from two thousand and seven. I'm not pausing.
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  Speaker 5: So this is basically you come back seat.
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  Speaker 1: What's what was Drake doing coming back in two thousand now?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 5: And then it's come Yeah, he's just entering the scene.
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  Speaker 3: Come season, this is my come season.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe Drake thought that his peak was and he was
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  Speaker 5: like an actor, so this was like the big comeback.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's probably the EP on which he did best
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  Speaker 3: I ever had, would be my guess.
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  Speaker 5: That's a great, great question.
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  Speaker 3: One of the best songs he's ever done.
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  Speaker 1: I think it was late maybe it was later than that.
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  Speaker 1: I think that was on that twenty two thousand nine
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  Speaker 1: release or two ten release. But regardless, so far gone,
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  Speaker 1: so far gone, that's a classic. But the uh that
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  Speaker 1: I love the idea of this because like, what if
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  Speaker 1: your whole life up to now has been Drake's acting
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  Speaker 1: career and you still have Drake's music career.
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  Speaker 5: In you, Yeah, and it's like your com season. Yeah No,
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  Speaker 5: that's actually a big possibility and it's also like a
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  Speaker 5: great way to live. You know, what if my come
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  Speaker 5: season is upon us? Like what if you thought it
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  Speaker 5: was comedy but like you don't even know, Like there's
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  Speaker 5: a voice in there that is going to change the
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  Speaker 5: next generation.
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  Speaker 3: Well I made where I made room for that by
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  Speaker 3: giving up comedy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, waiting for something else.
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  Speaker 3: I said to myself, this isn't right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so Drake gave up to GROSSI why can't I
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  Speaker 1: give them comedy?
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  Speaker 5: What if you became like a painter, like an insane painter? No,
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  Speaker 5: Like your paintings are going for like fifty million?
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  Speaker 1: Sounds nice? That sounds nice.
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  Speaker 5: Admit it.
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  Speaker 3: It is funny you say that because they texted my
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  Speaker 3: group chat of all my closest you know, friends from
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  Speaker 3: from the last fifteen years of life or twenty years,
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  Speaker 3: said I've known since college. Yeah, And I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I was like, guys, does anyone have any ideas on
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  Speaker 3: what I should do for work? Because I'm not going
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  Speaker 3: to do this anymore. And they were like, are you serious? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, I don't I'm not interested.
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  Speaker 5: And they what were their recommendations?
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  Speaker 1: One of them, why don't you just open a fortune
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  Speaker 1: five hundred company for instance.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, one of them was like, you should advise billionaires
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  Speaker 3: on whether or not they should invest in sports teams.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you followed what's been happening with
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  Speaker 3: the Lakers, but it's an absolute clusterfucked.
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  Speaker 5: Oh I've been I've been a following it.
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  Speaker 3: Sort of someone's buying the Minnesota Timberwolves for one point
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  Speaker 3: five billion, which is nothing.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, where did the Lakers go for a nine billion,
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  Speaker 5: eight billion?
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  Speaker 1: Fourteen? Really a year after going for twelve or no,
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  Speaker 1: twelve a year after going for they went up two
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  Speaker 1: billion in.
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  Speaker 5: A year mm hm with and Lebron left.
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  Speaker 1: Lebron left, and the price just went up two billion.
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  Speaker 1: Because now they're just like hot. They're basically like a
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  Speaker 1: trading card. Yeah, They're just like a hotly traded Pokemon
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  Speaker 1: card that like super rich guys just passed back and forth. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's no actual money involved.
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  Speaker 3: Who just bought it? Bob Iger and Josh Kushner.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Jared Kushner's brother, Yes, that's what it was.
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  Speaker 1: Disney and Jared Kushner's brother, who's like thirty nine.
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  Speaker 5: That's crazy, so good.
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  Speaker 1: He's forty years old and he just bought the Lakers.
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  Speaker 5: That would be sick.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you should definitely do that. Is that is that
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  Speaker 1: on LinkedIn? Is that a job that you got to get?
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  Speaker 5: That job a tough one to get, but once you
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  Speaker 5: get it, you're gonna be happy.
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  Speaker 3: I think I think comeback season starts with a big pivot.
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  Speaker 3: But what if you're wrong? We need a big pivot?
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  Speaker 5: Like that's probably not one that you can really just
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  Speaker 5: like be wrong on. Yeah, you should buy the Lakers.
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  Speaker 3: No, oh, I see what you're saying. I thought you
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  Speaker 3: my next job.
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  Speaker 1: Luca just did a school shooting.
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  Speaker 5: That would be a nightmare. Logistically, sure, it can't go down.
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  Speaker 1: The only bad thing is that they always package the
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  Speaker 1: w NBA team with it.
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  Speaker 5: Oh really yeah, so they got the w NBA. How
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  Speaker 5: much you think that team is worth in that deal?
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  Speaker 3: If I bought Sophie Cunningham's team, do you think she'd
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  Speaker 3: be forced to go out with me? Or is that
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  Speaker 3: some violation?
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  Speaker 5: Probably violation.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you're told you're not allowed.
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  Speaker 5: Well we could do to what date Sophie Cunningham said that?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they were mad at me. Ga was furious
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  Speaker 3: with me. Really saw the clip and what's like, are
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  Speaker 3: you out of your fucking mind. Why I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: She doesn't like her.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, she said, Francis, you're not allowed as your advisor.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh god, wait can we go down
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  Speaker 3: and see more of this? Yeah? Yeah yeah, whatever we
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  Speaker 3: are where we are, we can cut it if we.
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  Speaker 1: Have Actually, this will make me sick to my stomach. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's not fucking me up. But that guy's literally beating
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  Speaker 1: Danny's ass.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's gas.
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  Speaker 5: A lot of core. You can see he's activating that core.
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  Speaker 1: Who's second in? Who's at an ass? Crack out? Get
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  Speaker 1: a shot in?
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  Speaker 5: Right there?
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  Speaker 3: You've got a helmet on. He's got a full base
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  Speaker 3: helmet on.
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  Speaker 5: Rob That's so crazy.
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  Speaker 3: This is right when I arrived there, dudes on him
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, all right, I can't help.
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  Speaker 5: It was Chick fil A conficially confirming.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so now let's say what happened. Let's say what happened.
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  Speaker 1: You're most equipped to tell the story. Oh was that
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  Speaker 1: another angle?
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  Speaker 5: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, Dave explains it there. It looks like so
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  Speaker 3: as I understand it, uh, Gia ordered some food and
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  Speaker 3: Uber EAT's delivery person brought it. Somehow that handoff of
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  Speaker 3: the food did not go well. And then uh, then
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  Speaker 3: that guy ended up throwing a drink at our security guard, Danny.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, maybe he threw the drink at Gia or Danny. Oh, Danny,
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  Speaker 1: you're right, you're right.
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  Speaker 3: You threw it at Danny. And then Danny pushed him
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  Speaker 3: into the elevator to be like get away, and then
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  Speaker 3: he the guy started attacking Danny.
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  Speaker 1: And luckily this is New York City, so that delivery
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  Speaker 1: driver is freedom, no worry.
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  Speaker 5: He did his walk by jail.
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  Speaker 1: It's like when you get blessed on ash Wednesday and
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  Speaker 1: don't even have to go into the church to just
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  Speaker 1: go past ordained and you served your time.
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  Speaker 5: I saw him outside.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me backing up is tough. Then you can't film that.
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  Speaker 1: You can't film that from point blank range.
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  Speaker 5: You've got to help.
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  Speaker 1: You got to help the guy. You got to help
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  Speaker 1: your coworker on the ground.
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  Speaker 3: Well, who was filming it from point blank range.
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  Speaker 5: One of our many social people. I think, yeah, thank Gia.
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  Speaker 3: Can we read Dave's caption really quick? We had a
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  Speaker 3: crazy scene today at Barstool World headquarters. Uber Eats driver
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  Speaker 3: got in a fight with Gia in the hallway over
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  Speaker 3: her order. Our security guard, Dan went into the hall
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  Speaker 3: to tell the guy to leave, and he attacked him,
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  Speaker 3: beat him up pretty good. Gazz save the day, pulling
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  Speaker 3: him off. Thankfully it was Gazz and not Mincey who
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  Speaker 3: arrived first.
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  Speaker 1: Mincey, uh Ricky say shot like you read about.
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  Speaker 3: Then the rest of the troops rushed in, followed by
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  Speaker 3: Cody and Travy for the boys to help out. Now,
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  Speaker 3: what we got to pay very close attention to in
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  Speaker 3: the security footage we pulled is how Tommy, Tom's a belly,
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  Speaker 3: Tommy Smokes and Red handled this explosive situation bravery like
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  Speaker 3: this cannot go unnoticed, Totally secured and locked down the office.
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  Speaker 3: The police did show up and arrest the guy. Danny
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  Speaker 3: may need a few stitches and a couple of beers.
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  Speaker 3: All in all, another day at the stool. Shout out Mom,
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  Speaker 3: Donnie's New York City. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they said that the delivery driver knew he was
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  Speaker 1: going to be out, so he was screaming round two tomorrow,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be back, order another fucking spicy chicken sandwich. Danny
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  Speaker 1: is such a g.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so great.
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  Speaker 1: They should have dropped.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, that's why you can't film it to you.
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  Speaker 5: They should have beat that. They should have beat the
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  Speaker 5: guy up.
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  Speaker 3: He's wearing a full base helmet. He had like a helmet.
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  Speaker 3: Looked like he came to attack Ladanian Tomlinson.
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  Speaker 1: He had the advisor.
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  Speaker 5: He didn't want to come in. I think that was
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  Speaker 5: the problem. I'm just saying that from a third party observer.
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  Speaker 5: He didn't want to go up to the thing. I
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: think he wanted to.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: I heard that he saw and he's a he's a
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Scooter Brown fan. He's like giving her.
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that would also make some When I walked
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: into the building, there was a guy outside Uber Eats,
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: guy holding Chick fil A and a drink and he
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: wasn't budget. He was standing right outside. I opened the
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: door for him. He did not want to come in,
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: and it was a little weird. It was he had
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: a weird vibe to him. What did you see? He
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: was standing outside and he was just perfectly holding the
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: drink and the food and just like standing at the door,
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: just like waiting for someone and then like wanted her
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: to come down. Yeah that's what I mean. I think
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: she he wanted someone to come out. He didn't want
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: to come in and Uh. So clearly he came up,
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: I assume with an attitude, but like, do you think
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: he's going up like this is about to get real?
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm about to go up and start just
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: swinging on everybody, Like he surely didn't, Like I didn't
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: think that. Like when I was walking in, I walked
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: past him, took the elevator up Gia, and Danny let
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: me in like she was waiting for the food. I think,
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: like no one knew like this was about to become
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: a brawl.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Can I also say it always shocks me how many
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: people at our office ordered their lunch delivered. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: we are one half block from every food option that
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: these people are ordering from.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, now this is probably there, Like we.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Can't take three minutes out of my idea to walk
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: outside and go get those things.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: It's probably the most accessible food location in the entire city. Yeah, realistically,
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: you can get anything.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: And you have to leave the hen House to do
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: it too, Yeah, because otherwise you're gonna let a fox in.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: And that's exactly what happened. You let a fox in
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: the Henhouse. Honestly, if I'm Danny on pissing day for
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: putting this out.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: Oh I'm furious.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: What the fuck? Dave?
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: At least run it by him.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: You can't just have an ass beat a fucking non
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: solicited ass beating on camera. Dave needs to slide him
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: fucking at least ten bands of like low cat ten.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: I'm going for ten mil.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: He's calling Morgan and Morgan.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: Well because he's still here, Like I would definitely be
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: taking the day off.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: At least day off. Yeah, some perky.
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: But when they come back, though, yes, but he's not there.
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: He's gone call pat, call Mike. So you got to
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: come in. I just got the shit kicked out of
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: the time for one of you boys to take a beating.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so fucking brutal, poor guy. I
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: mean it's yeah, that's that's a nasty that's a nasty Monday.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a tough one Monday. Do you think this
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: happens often?
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: Not obviously not here specifically, but yeah, like do you
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: think that's happening at like a just like an accounting firm,
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: Like shit, our secretaries in a brawl with the uber
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: eats guy, dudes coming over to pull him off.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: I don't think it happens often. But I would bet
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: that uber eats drivers get attacked themselves often by drunk
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: people who are like I told I wanted the little
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: mane with shrimp, not chuck gun. You think people drunk
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: at their home the food takes too long, something bad happens. Yeah,
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: I bet that happens.
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: I think it's time. I think we got to move
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: on from this as a society. Like I think I
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: think the delivery needs to go.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: I was we were saying that it'd be like a
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: sick horror movie if the sleeper cells of the livery
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: drivers were like activated all at once.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: And they're like and just fucking go off.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like if they all if they realized that it
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: banded together, how how powerful they are?
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: I mean because cavalry divide them. They all have motorized bikes.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Right exactly if they rode on city hall or something.
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: Like that, or like on exclusively on the sidewalk, Yeah,
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: on the side of their bike.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: We're going to do a.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: Ride in someone because someone was someone was struck in
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: Astoria today as well, that you know, yeah, no, not
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: that I know, Oh god, but someone got hit by
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: a no breas bike. Flew had to go to the
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: had to get an ambulance, and then the biker took off.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Don yeah, that that guy that time I saw the
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: guy smoked with his like skull cracked open in uh nolita.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: That that guy, that ubery driver took off on bikes.
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, when I got hit. I'm a victim as well.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: When I was struck by the ubery driver on my bike,
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: he took off, but I was also I also took off.
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: It was a reasonable takeoff, I said, I said, we
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: got to exchange insurance on the city bike. I really
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: don't want to get insurance involved here, so let's just
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: do a cash exchange. You cover my fare. I need
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: a dollar and eighty cents. Now it's pretty fucked up, though,
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: I really think the bike's gotta go. Like it's really
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: like I've been biking back and forth a little bit.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: I've been biking to and from.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: I think the bike's gotta go. I've been biking, well
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: I'm talking about the bikes that are not bikes. They
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: go faster than any car has ever gone in Manhattan.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: No car has ever gone the speed of these bikes
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: in Manhattan.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I agree with that like the bike the
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: bikes you see on the Manhattan Bridge sometimes run.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: Are dude, that's what That's exactly what I was about
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: to say. Recycle like I bike on the I bike
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: up like the Queensboro Bridge, and so the two people died.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you have people going by. There's not a
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: single actual bike on the bike path. It's scooters going
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: seven hundred miles. The scooters go faster than the bikes.
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: Scooter's going and they and they beep at you, and
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: it's like, bro, I'm the one doing the normal thing here.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Are you talking about scooters that you stand on just
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: one board or are you talking about ones you sit
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: on like vespas.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: No, and I'm talking about the ones where you stand
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: on them, but the vespas as well. You're in the
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: bike lane on a bridge and a vespa goes by you. Yeah,
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: and it's like that guy needs to die. No, really,
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: like I'm surprised, I actually do not. I'm surprised that
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: there's not like thirty pile ups a day on those bridges.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: The bike lanes are better, they have been made better
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: in the Mom Donnie presidency, but unfortunately he has there
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: are evil demons that are riding on them. It's mad
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Max Fury Road out there day and there's just uber
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: each guys with chains, yeah, literally playing like fucking guitar.
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: On the back of It's fucking insane. It's crazy. Apparently
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: he he sent a cease and desist to all of
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: those companies that sell those electric bikes, like the illegal ones,
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: so he's trying to get them off the street. But
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: I think he I think, I mean, I hate to
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: be that guy. I think we need some flock cameras
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: in New York City on every block. I want one
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: on every single corner of the entire city. No, I
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: don't think we need that, but I do think that
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: they got to set up like I think they got
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: to set up like they got to set up like barriers,
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: like out on the side of like on the like
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: like when you're when you're getting off the bridge. I
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: want a team of cops just locked in arms waiting
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: there to just drip people off those bikes, throw the
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: bike into the water.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: But they're a network though, Like they're all there, they're
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: all in like the same neural network, so like if
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: one of them blinks twice, all of them will turn
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: around off the.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: Bridge yeah, yeah, it fucked.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: I mean the guy was dressed up like the robot
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: that comes from the commercials at the Fox games that's.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: Always doing like the diving.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: We're gonna send a fresh RoboCop to deliver you a
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: new god. Damn, Danny, go home. Danny loves her travel.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Danny wants to go to Japan. I think Danny was
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: supposed to be in Japan like right now, and then
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: he didn't go on the trip and instead he's getting
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: his ass beat behind the fucking desk. Dave has to
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: send him to Okinawa or something like that.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Can you play the clip of the fight one more time?
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: I haven't four minutes long. This feels like all the
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: footage is a real fight.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, he's kneeling on him against the wall.
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: He's got he's pulling his leg He's.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: On top of the guy.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: This guy kind of guard.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: He definitely does. He's pulling his legs, yank and buy
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: his legs. And now he's about to mount and Danny
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: gets into the ground the camera and then he's Jeeves
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: got good angle and then now he's on top of him.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Danny's fighting, and then Gays gets in there. Actually it
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: doesn't look that bad. But then he gets sideways, it
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: looks pretty bad.
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: I honestly am pretty shocked that that happened. Like, that's crazy,
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: this is crazy dark, and I would definitely not want
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: that out there if I was Danny.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Why do you think this guy was this just he's like,
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: if I swear to God, that's one more person tells
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: me I brought the wrong TYPISODEA, I'm gonna throw it
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: in their face. That's what I'm saying.
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: Like, do you think he knew like there's gonna be
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: a I'm gonna get in a fight today?
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I think he Yeah, I think he was like
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: I'm this close, yeah the whole Yes, who's like, today's
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: the fucking day. Don't try me, man, woman, I do
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: not care.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: And it's also like Danny is the chillest guy, Like
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: he's the best, and like he's just so chill and
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: so relaxed. No one works to the front desk more
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: than him, and he's just like you could tell he
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: just wants to he doesn't want any problems.
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: He's not trying.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: He probably got out of police work so he could
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: have a chill job, a funny job like bullshitting with
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: sparky and ebony, and now he's fucking in the line
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: of duty. In a more at least on the police force,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: you have a partner. His partner right there is like
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: the branded content team.
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, when you're on the ground and you look up
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: and the only person there is Gea with her phone,
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: you gotta be thinking like, I'm gonna die here. I
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: imagine that there's a dude on top of you in
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: your workplace and you look up and the only person
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: there is Like, it's just like Gia recording. Like I
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: would literally be like, this is it. He was yelling, Gia,
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: Gia winning the help. I'm not blaming.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: She was just yelling really loudly. But you know, I
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: thought it was a podcast. I was like, I thought
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: maybe we had some kind of goofy thing. I thought
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: like Mobi was doing a TikTok trick. Yeah that's what
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: I heard.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: I heard it being like no stop, and I'm like, oh,
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: there's some goofy shit happening. It took a long time.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: It's very hard to discern what's like a problem here versus.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Just remember when that guy Alex Stein came in and
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: he was like being intentionally an agitator and then they
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: kind of had to push him out, but he was
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: kind of like giggling like no, like, don't push me out.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: But they had to physically remove him, but he never
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: had an intention of fighting back.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: And that didn't bring a dude, didn't bring a homeless
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: guy with.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: It, but it was an actors that actor that you
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: see in all kinds of videos. He literally pretends to
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: be a homeless guy. But then like that's like a
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: joke and like, obviously you have to do you have
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: to remove them physically because he's not gonna leave. It's
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: that top video and then uh the uh this is
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: obviously not a joke and actually violent.
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is before we had security. So oh no
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: that Danny. Okay, this is good. Danny needs to get
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: this video back on the timeline.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: And then Spider comes walking out and see Danny. Yeah,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Danny's wrestling with this guy, but this guy's not throwing punches.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: And then Ebony gives a little shove. Why is Danny
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: the only one that gets action?
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: Bro?
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: And see he look he's laughing.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Like for me, Francis, he's mad that I because this
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: was right after that I got caught on a hot mic,
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: saying that I thought Tucker Carlson's show was bad.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: And then he comes back. This guy comes back and
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: and he's I mean, like this is kind of like
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: a blocking drill, Like they're all kind of laughing, but
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: he's just gotting a repin. He's not he's not getting bludgets.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: That he needs that on the highlight tape, Like he
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: needs a edit of that multiple angles.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I think because I think this current
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: video is gonna I think Danny needs to get this
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: back on the timeline. There should be a compilation. Honestly,
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: It's time to start working on the Danny edit for sure. Yeah, like.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: Actually be retired.
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: Oh man at Danny Highlight reel would go crazy just
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: him just dropping.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Fools or just him like hitting the button to open
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: the door.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think he's gotta I think he's got to
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: start being a little bit more careful with that button.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: It is dystopian and dark that you also have to
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: like run and press the button to get out, so
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: like you're just getting beat up and like somebody's like
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: fumbling with the button.
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like it's.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Saving private Ryan. The guy's like outside the door fumbling
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: with the gun as you're getting Yeah.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: We're why doesn't this happen in Chicago?
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: I think it does.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: They got that because they had the fucking burner, they
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: had the fucking glock.
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: There's just too many straps in that office to keep
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: up with too many guns. But I think it also
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: did happen at the old when they were at that
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: old location, there were there were a couple altercations.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Huh damn.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: People were getting robbed right outside the office.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think there are people.
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: I mean this office.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: There's been some stuff with this office as well.
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'm going to order a bunch of uber
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: eats tonight and see what I can do to bring
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: it to physical violence. And it's gonna be just it's
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: a social experiment. Like I'm not gonna do it.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: It's like when Liam Neeson got out there after a friend. Yeah,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: he's like, I'll kill any Uber eats bastard. Bastard on
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: a bike door called fight grub, do whatever they can
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: to avoid a fight. Yeah, I'm gonna see what I
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: can do. Your assignment is to fight a door dash.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then like right when it's about when it's
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: about to get violent, I'm gonna say, hold on, let's
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: take a tee here. There's cameras here, there's cameras here.
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: This was a social experiment.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Do you come on out?
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, his name was Mohammed.
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: Because i mean, I'm very curious now, like I've always
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: wondered because they I mean, it's tough, because it's like, yeah,
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: those guys, they have a really shitty job and they're
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: probably paid nothing and they're treated like shit by everybody
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: except for me, of course. But you gotta wonder, like,
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: is this a frequent occurrence? Is are the employees over
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: at Black Rock are they are? Are theyre Uber Eats
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: drivers coming up and throwing stuff at that right? Or
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: is this just a dead Spin employee?
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Uh your cockroach problem. The number of people who work
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  Speaker 3: in pest control and reached out parents said that specifically
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  Speaker 3: the little ones. The Germans are the worst. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: now I said that too.
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  Speaker 5: They're resilient. I mean, they've got a lot more fighting
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  Speaker 5: them than the big guys do. But I'm I mean
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  Speaker 5: I would I wouldn't say it's completely eliminated, but I
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: would say I have done as good of a job
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: as an exterminator.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: I think they're regrouping.
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, see, that is a possibility. There is a possibility
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: that they're like, we got to find a different out
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: in what I have not seen.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: You're gonna get paratroopers, they're gonna be like jumping out
• 36:05
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  Speaker 3: I think they faded back to sort of strengthen their lines, and.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: They're just a small village called Navy just back.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: There, mating like mad right now, just tripling up numbers,
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: adding soldiers.
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: It's definitely a possibility, but I really think, like I
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: think I've handled it for the most part. I have
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: not seen a roach in almost a week.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, i'd be worried about it too, because people are
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: saying to me as well that the Germans are They're ruthless.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: They're ruthless and they spawn very very quickly.
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I did have a guy DM me and
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: he was like, he was like, sass, you gotta I'm
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: an exterminator, YadA YadA, you gotta use the jael bait.
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: And then he replied like an hour later and he
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: was like, my bad, and I didn't listen to the
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: whole thing you said. You do use the jailbait.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Someone said that the jailbait was the worst.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: Well, it doesn't matter what's the worst. I have literally
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: every single trap down that you.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Could have put them all together in a potion pretty much.
• 37:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, having jail bait, no gel oh, I have gel bait,
• 37:07
  Speaker 7: I have liquid bait, I have the roach motels, and
• 37:11
  Speaker 7: then I have just the regular poison as well and
• 37:13
  Speaker 7: the spray on top of all of it.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: What is jail bait?
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: Is that? Like a jailbait is when you are a
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: girl that's.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Underage, god and you've been trying to kill cockroaches with that. Yeah,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: underage underage women. Hey, it's freaky, but.
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: Whatever works, more power to whatever gets the job done.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Very historia of you. But how is it? What did
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: your friends come this weekend?
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: They did?
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they just left last night or yesterday.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: How was it? It was good?
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: It was uh how did you Did you show them
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: a good time?
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean they definitely had a good time. I
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: don't know if I necessarily showed them a good time.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: What do you mean.
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: They got into Bo and Matt got in on Thursday night,
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: and then we had a good day on Friday. We
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: played basketball, we played tennis. I jogged personally.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Kind of YMCA summer camp as they it was the.
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: Story of games. And then it rained. No, that was
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: Thursday night. I poured. And then Friday night they went out.
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: They all went out, and I stayed back because I
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: was like, this is not gonna be a good time
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: for me, and I'm gonna bring the vibe down because
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: they were like really going out and they were like, no, bro,
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: We're just it's gonna be super chill night. We're just
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: gonna like go to a couple. They got back at
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: five am. Who wasn't It was all of them, the
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: whole crew, Peters, Nate and Bo.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow. Yeah, they go back to your apartment at
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: five four forty five and you were awake, No, of course,
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: not sound asleep.
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: I actually I was not sound asleep. I was I
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: was lightly sleeping, I would say, because.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Face of time between you saying your truth and then
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: immediately walking is gotten very short. We're just your credit.
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, take a while for us, but also it's correction.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: You would have gotten away with it. No one knew
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: when you got back, like when.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: You well, because I'm saying I did. I I want
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: to let it be know. I tried to wait up.
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: I waited up until probably three, and then I was
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: texting them. I was like, what's what's the up? Because
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: I texted and I said, let's try to be back
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: by three. Three is kind of my cutoff, Like I
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: get very tired of three, sure, as most people would.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: What kind of demanding girlfriend? Shit are you own?
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: Probably left my apartment at seven, like I don't think
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: saying get I was like, if you guys can try
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: to be back by.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Three, why didn't need them back at a certain time.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: So that I could let them in and not have
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: to get up from a sleep.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: You couldn't give them a key.
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: We didn't think about that. We got that was a little.
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: I thought about that once they were already gone.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: You didn't think, really, yes, hey, you guys going out,
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: who won't be able to get back in unless I
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: stay up? I have a key, But I'm not leaving
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: my apartment all night. Why don't you take it?
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: Well, I didn't know what my plan was. I didn't know,
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: you know, maybe I'm gonna go out, maybe.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: You maybe I'll go out, went out, and you were like,
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: I'm not going out and then you went out. Yeah,
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: that would be the most you thing.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: All.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I wouldn't do that. But no, I definitely
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: did realize. I was like, I should have just given
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: them a key, like it would have been way easier.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: But so they got back at four forty five and
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: had to get up so I could get.
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: Up, but I was I was real quick with it.
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: I buzzed them in. Then I went back into my
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: room and I closed the door. I was like, I
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: don't want no part of this. Oh no.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: And they were probably carousing.
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: They were hammered, but like I thought they were going
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: to be like super loud when they got back.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: Nothing but respect.
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: A lot of respect in that in that apartment this weekend, Wow,
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: a lot of boundaries.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: Just being guest noticed they all slept in the living room.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: No, Nate lives in New York and Bo and Matt
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: slept in the living room.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Oh so Nate didn't come back.
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: No, Nate went back to his apartment. And then they
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: got back and they went they went.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: Straight to bed. How did you set them up to sleep?
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: Someone slept on the couch and then oh good, okay, good,
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: good good. Yeah.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: So were they what they do all night?
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: Do they hit the strippy?
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: No?
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: No, strippy, no strippy. They went to so they saw
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: some live music and then they went to some bar the.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: Rest of the time. What do you mean they were
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: at the bar until four? Yeah, they shut it down. Wow,
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: lights came on.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: They said, do you know what bar it was? No,
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: I'm not sure exactly what francis.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: They went to a place called caf They went to
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: Cafe Wah, which I went there with you. Where's that
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: Cafe Wa right by the cellar? This was like years ago.
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: They do live music.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: My buddy hired the band from Cafe Wa to be
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: his wedding band, and they were one of the best
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: wedding bands I've ever seen. Yeah, I mean that's like
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: their ship. They just play hits. They're awesome.
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Do you know do you not remember that?
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: That's must have been.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: What it was is Waffung Deliver wa Fung Chinese food.
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, and they fight you when you get when
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: they get there. But yeah, it was fun. I mean
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: they had a good time that night. It was I honestly,
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: I had a great time the next morning, just like
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: watching them all be like, oh, I'm gonna fucking kill myself,
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: and I was like, this is hilarious.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: People are at their funniest wh they're hungover. The next morning,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: it's like a very giggly nice time.
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a great time. And it's like what, I
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: felt great?
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: And did you get bagels for them or anything?
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: Or no, we went out and got stuff. But uh,
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: it was funny because I woke up at like nine
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: and I went and I took Matt has like a
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: he has like a jewel like at the vape, and
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: I stole it naturally brought it back into my room
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: because I was like, they're not gonna be up for hours.
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna just hit this vape for a little bit
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: chill in my bed. Immediately Matt comes into my room
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: and he's like, you take my jewel. It's like, bro,
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: you were just like dead on the couch thirty seconds ago,
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: Like how did you notice that who sleeps on his gun. Yeah,
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: and uh, and then he took it went back outside,
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: and I was like, oh, I guess they're up, and
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: I went out and then immediately Matt went back to bed.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Where was his jewel? When you grabbed it?
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: It was sitting on like the autumnan next to the couch.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Were you not like slick about it? Or you just
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: like clunking sound asleep?
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: And it wasn't like it. I didn't have to like
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: move anything to get it.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: I just went overg Yeah, when he steals the ring? Yeah, right,
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: wasn't he guarding the ring.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Lord of the rings?
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: Question? That's from the Hobbit?
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: What is smag guarding gold? But like Gandal, excuse me,
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: Frodo takes Bilbo, Jesus Christ, I give up. This is
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: like Harry tying a joke.
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: I don't remember. I have never seen either of those movies.
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: But then the next night we went out. We had
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: some tie on Saturday night, went to a great tie restaurant,
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: had a good time, walk around a little bit, and
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: then we went back to my place and we just
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: played video games until like two great time.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: Do you think that maybe you know, I understand not
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: wanting to go out because of the drinking element. But
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: do you feel as if maybe you missed out on
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: the live music and some of the cool experiences that
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: they had.
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: No, not at all, because I knew what the night
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: was before, Like I hung out with them the whole
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: day and I hung out with them all the night before.
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: But I was like, they wanted to go to like
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: a club. Oh, they want to get real round. Yeah,
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: they wanted to get crazy. They didn't go to a club,
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: and I think they went to one of those like hybrids.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: Did Bo come with that girl that he was supposed
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: to be with? No, chill bro Well, I texted him,
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: did he go with she come with him?
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: No?
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: No, m chiller, don't blow broke bow spot?
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, blowing up his spot? Okay, all right, Sorryzy.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Sorry up In the last episode.
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: I know I'm joking, but no. I part of me
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: was like, maybe that was stupid not to do that,
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: and then I was like, no, that was definitely the
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: best bet because I would have been like at two,
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: I would have been like, we got to go back,
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: this is crazy, we got to go home.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: I wasn't trying to damper the boy.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Could you not have just peeled off yourself at midnight
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: or something and gone home.
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: No, because then that would have feeled that that kind
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: of feels like storming out in a way. Oh okay,
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: like I'm ready to go home. Yeah, you know, I'm
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: somebody who my friends know that I have. Ah when
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: I say I'm going yeah, they don't try to convince
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: me anymore.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: Right, So that just comes with like age where you
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: can be like I'm going home, don't don't fucking try.
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd be like, all right, off you go, thank
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: you for coming out, great time, We'll see you later.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah. No, there definitely was that is your friends don't
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: respect you like that. No, that was there was a
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: lot of respect, tons of respect. Like I usually I
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: would go and then I would just kind.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Of like maybe, like you could have got some new
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: jokes like that's where like the good bits come from,
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: you know, being out with your buddies, like making a
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: joke they all laugh. You're like, maybe I'll add this
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: to my.
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: Act with them from Thursday through Sunday, So we got
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: to have all those jokes.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: Do you ever go out with your buddies to cafe.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Wah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah I was there.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: Recently with my friends, and they wanted so much more
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: than I did.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly four white guys walking to a bar
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: type of thing.
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so, I mean it was, uh, the great compromise.
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: We compromised and everyone had.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: A good time.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: Ever had a great weekend.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: I was having a great time with my buddies at
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: Cafe one, and I said, I'm going home, and on
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: the way home, I was sober, so I bought a
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: fit bit. I stopped at first time ever.
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: I stopped at Dix on the way home from Cafe Wah.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: You ever get You ever get some Thaie food and
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: you realize there's no winner. I guess that's why they
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: call it it die.
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: Shit like that you do. We're all very rattled by
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: the attack on our friend Danny. There was a there
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: was a silent disco happening in the story telling me
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: about a silent disco recently. It was very interesting to observe.
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: They looked like they were all having a fucking.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: They do it, and they do it in Dumbo. They
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: do a fucking silent ballet and Dumbo what.
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: Those headphones look cool as fuck and I wish I
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: had them.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: That you walk around the neighborhood and a pair of
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: people like do a dance at different locations in Dumbo.
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're trying to gentrify the silent disco. Yeah, we're
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: not going to have any of that. It's old school
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: in the storia. There's a bunch of people.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: There's there's a place in the story I want to
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: go so bad. I saw Joey Lango and actually tagged you.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: It was like a story of fish fry or something. Oh,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: there's a live fish market and you pick your like
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: fish right in front of giant prawns and stuff like that.
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: Go every Wednesday.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: You've never been in your life. You've never been once?
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: Go every week.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: It's a Greek spot.
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: That spot, No, but I know exactly where it is
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: and I've walked by it a hundred times.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: You didn't even like the videos that Joey langoing tagged
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: you in. You didn't even like his comments of tagging you.
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: Will you check him?
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: It came up on my algorithm. Naturally, you can't.
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: You can't see who likes what comment.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: There's no likes next to his comment.
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: Check again. Oh no, no, I just got to make
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: sure to like it before this episode comes out.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, I just think it's very disrespectful. Francis.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: You would have been a great addition to his friend group, though.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: I would have liked to have been there.
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: We had a great time, especially on Saturday, well at
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: least because that was when I was really thriving in
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: the environment. But like we were going to go out
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: in US in Queens and I was like ready to go,
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: and they were like, thinking, we just chilled tonight and
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: I was like, that's exactly what I was hoping you
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: guys were gonna say.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: So you guys got on land and oh yeah, busted down.
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: Played some black Ops two split screen, four screens in one.
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: I got smoked every time, and then we played some UFC,
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: which was pretty fun, and then we'd be the end
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: of the night with some NHL sixteen. I didn't want
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: to buy the new one. It's all the same game. Yeah,
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: it's a fuck just different, dude, it's different Jersey.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: You don't follow hockey, it doesn't matter.
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: That was last time I followed hockey. Patrick Kyanes on
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: the Blackhawks where he's supposed to be.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Isn't that where he's now?
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: He just went back.
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but he was on what the red wings for
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: a couple of years. Yeah, Francis, you would have thrived.
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: I would have liked to have been there with them.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: What the hell were you doing?
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: I was with my family in Maine. Oh yes, yes, yes,
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: which was really nice. You has planny split screen. No,
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: although I did have major breakthroughs with my nieces and nephews. Way,
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: this scratch on my face is from my niece who
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: I didn't see one and a half. Let me say,
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: she gorged me with her nails.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: I thought I thought that when I first saw it,
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I thought it was from the scrap.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: I'll tell people that going.
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, tho, you got hit with like a night like
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: a rogue ice cube.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, that's why we need paper straws.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: This happened from an eighteen month old. But we had
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: a great time. I played a lot. I was in
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: the pool with them the whole time because you know,
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: the pool was my backyard now, yeah, of course, because
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: I live in the pool.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's the house.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: Do you say it's like your pool?
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: No, but I it's my bathtub.
• 50:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: You don't want anyone in there when you're not home.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: Well, what bothers me is that everyone comes up and
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: then they make a mess and they leave their wet
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: towels around that. It's like I have to clean it
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: up because that's my space.
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah it looks messy.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but at one point we had My nieces and
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: nephews have been are very shy, so they've been pretty
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: skeptical of me. And each time I see them, I
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: try to progress with them a little bit and like
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: earn their trust and you know, get them to like
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: me a little bit more. And this time I really
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: had made so much progress with my nephew, specifically, he's three,
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: and I asked him if he wanted me to take
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: him to get ice cream in town. Actually asked that
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: of both he and my him and my niece, and
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: they agreed, and then my niece backed out at the
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: last second. I was getting them into the car. She's five.
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: Oh, I thought she was eighteen months.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: She no, Well, I have one who's eighteen months, and
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: then I have a three year old nephew.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Get him back.
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: I'm actually good. I'm just gonna chill here.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: When she learned that her mom my sister wasn't coming,
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: she was like, I don't want to do this, and
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: I was like, you're ruining it. Because now I figured
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: THEO was gonna want to back out, but THEO is
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: brave and stayed true to the plan and strapped himself
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: into his car seat. I drove the car and we
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: got to Freeport to go to Ben and Jerry's. And
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: it was Saturday night, and we parked the car and
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: we walked up through this like shopping center kind of
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: where this outdoor shopping center where Ben and Jerry's is now,
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: and dude, it was so abandoned and so empty on
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: a Saturday night. Really, there were very very few people,
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: and it was quiet. I A, no, it was quiet
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: and eerie. And he's shy, so he wouldn't hold my
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: hand as we were walking. So I was walking like
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: three or four feet in front of him, and I
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: was like, man, this really looks like human traffic. I
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: was so conscious of how the optics of me escorting
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: this child that doesn't really want much to do with me,
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: but like doesn't really know where to go, and I'm
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: bringing him to get ice cream to like indenture trust
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: and gender trust from him, not indenture engender trust.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: He look like your indentured servant.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: Though. Yeah, it was like it was so I was
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: so conscious I didn't you.
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: Walked next to him?
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Why are you gouy a single file?
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: He was walking so slowly that I felt like if
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: I walked next to him, we would just stop. I
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: had to mush him on a little bit.
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it definitely looks a little human trafficking. It was.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: It was, but I was like, him walking behind you
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: makes it seem like he's like your Muslim wife.
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, did he pay for himself at the counter? I
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: want to split it.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: I don't want you to get that idea.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, he wants this. I read all the
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: flavors and he was like I want those two, and
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: I was like okay. So she starts scooping him for
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: him and I'm like, yo, you don't need to scoop
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: him that big. He's like, this is the smallest size
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: we do. And I was like adjusting, I go smaller, same.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: What the fuck do you mean you're incapable of giving
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: less ice cream for the same price. She's like, this
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: is a kiddie yeah, and it's like two giant scoops.
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: I'm like, he can't eat all of that, and sure
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: enough he didn't. He probably didn't even have half. And
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: then I ate the rest of his in addition to mine,
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: which is why I did cardio this morning and I'm
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: going back for waits later.
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: You should have explained that. You should have said, he's
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: not gonna eat it, and then I'm gonna have to
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: eat his entire thing.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: You should have pulled up your shirt. You should have
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: showed her your your midsection.
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: Look what you're hurting. She was not aware that I
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: am trains the Olympics. But no, she'll know soon when
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: you're walking in with that gold on your chest.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: When you have the rings tattoo. Next time we walk in,
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: where are you gonna put the tattoo? Honestly? Yeah, everyone
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: can see it mid shaft, so that the two rings.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: It's like the back of a mad Max.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: It's gonna look like a slinky when I'm flaccid, and
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: then when I'm hard it's the Olympic rings.
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: Late.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: I went to the zoo this weekend with my seed
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: and uh we we switched to the to the wagon
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: instead of the stroller so they can stand. And on
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: the way out we got a Dippin' dots for them.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Two different flavors of Dippin' dots. First, first, dippin' dots
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: experience of their life, and it's just turned into such
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: a fucking crime scene. And I felt myself in the
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: same scenario, just wishing that there were less dippin' dots
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: to give because they lose their integrity so fast, Like
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: as soon as the dippin' dots hits the bottom of
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: the carriage and I made the mistake of putt my
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: sweaters to the bottom of there. It's tied now.
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's fucking trust.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: It was so nasty.
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: I'm not a big dippin' dots guy, nor I'll say it.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: The idea, it's the idea.
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: Never got the idea, never understood the hype, probably had
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: them once hated them.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: When when they came out, it was supposed to be
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: like the future. Yeah, supposed to be the ice cream.
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: It was like, no one's going to have ice cream anymore,
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: They're just gonna have dippin' dots.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Wasn't it branded as ice cream in space? Yes, ice
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: cream ice cream that they had to give to the astronauts.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: And they had like to go dippin' dots, like I
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: remember getting them at a vending machine gas station.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and that but they like somehow they like
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: burn your tongue. Yeah, like the freezer burn your tongue. Yeah,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Like it's it's so cold that it's actually painful.
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: Is it really like it's that cold? Are they? Are?
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: They all in like a container, like they're all prepackaged.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: They weren't prepackaged. There was like a woman working the
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Dippin' Dots booth, but.
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: What does that mean? Like so she has like a
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: big thing like ice cream of dots.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: She's like the fucking beads.
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: I just can't be it was, and they're they're all
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: over the zoo. Oh yeah, of course they're everywhere at
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: the zoo.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: At FunTown Splashtown, USA, where American families come to play,
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: they had Dippin' Dots, but they were always just a
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: single cup. You didn't no one was scooping it. Yeah,
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: they were pre made. Yeah, that's what I made in space.
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: They were so cold.
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was all I've ever had is the prepackaged.
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: I've never gone to an official Dippin' Dots vendor before.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: It's pretty rotten.
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Is there like a store locator where I could
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: like find them?
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: No, this is where the No, they're every five feet
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: of the zoom.
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: No, there isn't a store locator. There should be. It's
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: like asking if there's like a store locator for snickers.
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: I'm a big store locator. Guys, make sure they have
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: exactly what I'm looking.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: For, bananas going onto the store locator for Dippin' dots.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: We'll get you on to watch this.
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: The fuck do you have to like find what if
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: you're like not an ice cream guy, it's probably you
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: want a cold treat. I want something that's like ice cream,
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: but it's not actually like it at all, but I
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: have to eat it with a spoon. It's pretty you're
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: looking for a popsicle with a spoon. You're looking for
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: an Italian ice And.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: These kids are just going in. My children were just
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: going in with like fistfuls of Dippin' dots, just trying
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: to crush it into their face, which in that theory
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: like that should be like ideal. They could just eat
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: them like peas or something, but it was it was.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: It was terrible.
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: They don't break down either. What zoo did you out
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: the Bronx That's one of the better ones, right, it
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: is the best in the country. I mean it's the
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: best d I've ever been to. I think the San
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: Diego is fantastic.
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: Which was this the BRONXU We just talked about it.
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: I know what I was made a funny joke when
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: you guys.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: Were talking again.
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: I said, they don't break down like they you come
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: out whole like corn. It's funny, but it was funny.
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: The common dipping dots. Yeah, yeah, because we moved on. Yeah,
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: the Bronx Zoo.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: The kids they literally had so much chocolate dipping dots
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: on their face. It looked like like the old Justin
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Trudeau pictures.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: Oh that's tough. In the Bronx, Oh you had chocolate dots.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: We had the chocolate and the the rainbow.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: I've ever had the fruit kind. By the way, now
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: we're back on the dots. Want to hit that joke.
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: They don't break down literally in the stomach like.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: It's is a good one.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: Okay, let's talk about zoos. So the San Diego Zoo
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: they say is the best.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: But this Bronx Zoo it feels like it's fully immersed
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: in nature. And the Philadelphia Zoo is like concrete everywhere.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: There's no part that like tricks. The lions into feeling
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: like they're in nature. The tigers that we saw, I
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: think thought they were in nature.
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, I've only been to the one in Chicago,
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: I think, and the one in Central Park.
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: The one in Central Park is small but mighty. Yeah,
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: it's amazing. They've got snow leopards there.
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: I'm not really a big zoo guy, to be honest,
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: anti why captivity captivity bad treat. I'd rather eat my
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: animals than have them live in captivity. But we're not
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: eating snow leopards.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: I bet they're good.
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: I'm sure they are. They probably be better if they're
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: not in Central Park. This is a natural place for
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: snow efforts to exist, the center of Manhattan.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: They do convince you as you're leaving, they're like, these
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: two lions being in captivity has actually replenished the lion population.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: They make it seem like just because these two like
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: gave up their lives like they're martyr lions, that all
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: the other lions can now live, like completely forgetting about
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: the lived experience of these two lions that are actually
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: in captivity.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder what's bad. I wonder what the justification
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: there is that having two lions in captivity would somehow
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: help the population.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: I think it raises awareness that the lions exist, or
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: that these lions are maybe losing or a percentage of
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: the proceeds as the lions exhibit goes to these people
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: in the curter.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: You imagine a guy who's going that zoo and seeing
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: those lions and being like, these are fucking lions. I
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: didn't think these existed. I thought I was killing raccoons
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: out of the same I've been killing these.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, god, this is the first I'm hearing about.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: This bring a lot of awareness, a lot of awareness.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: Awareness you might have to go there, or no, you
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: didn't kill any animals. No, I didn't know you wanted to.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: You met a guy that killed animals?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: Who's that in your joke? When yes, your comedy forgot
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: about that.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there were bears. There's fucking big ass bears,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: terrifying bears, Like what.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: Kan black, polar brown?
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: But they're really big?
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: But are they are they brown? Black bears?
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Oh it just said brown bears?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I went, may as well have just gone
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: to a dog shelters and a dog.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: These were fucking huge.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: Cats.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: You saw a couple of cats.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: You're thinking of the ones that like people see and
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: like breaking into their airbnbs and the poconots, you know,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: like hey bear and they go out the window with
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: a loaf of wonderbread.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: That's what they had at your your thing. They probably
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: weren't even where they move, dude.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: They were fucking terrifying. The tigers too. Tigers were terrifying.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: Tigers is always cool. Tigers were so cool? Tis a
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: wh whale?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, I just remembered. Well anyway, sorry, no, no, no,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: I'm done. What about aquariums? Are we fan of aquariums?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: Do we believe in aquariums as a podcast?
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I like them.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: I'm pro aquarium anti zoo. Why just feels right because
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: fish are dumber, They're way dumber, and they're also existing
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: in their natural habitat in the tank. True, the tank
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: is more similar to their natural eye.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: I kind of agree. It doesn't feel that way, but
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: it does. It feels.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: I don't know, if you're one of the big sharks
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: in the tank, you're getting fucked. But if you're one
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: of the little guys, you're like, you wouldn't know the
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: difference between this and the ocean, and.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: You're probably living a lot longer as a fish in
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: a tank than it might be if you were out
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: the big battle.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: I think that they said the tigers lived to sixteen years,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: but in captivity they lived to twenty five. Shit, wow,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: significantly longer.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: But it's not a gnat like you. They're probably after
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 5: sixteen years, they're probably like confused. Yeah, like I was
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 5: supposed to die ten years ago. Yeah, the fuck is
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: going on here?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: Tyler? Can you look up whether any zoo animals are
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: allowed to kill live animals? Like, do lines at the
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: zoo get to hunt the nyala or the kudoo or
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: the spring bock at the zoom?
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 5: Now they got one of those fishing rods.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: There should be one day of the year where they
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: let them all go into one pen together. See what happened, Ye,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: they spend the.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: Wet wheel and see who in their own blood. They
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: do not at all, because like I feel like like
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: a snake in captivity, they still get to taste the
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: sweet kill of a mount.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: Of course, of course, a snake in captivity might have
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: it worse than anyone else. You think, bro, They're never
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: seen a snake fully extended in captivity. They're always like
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: pearled up.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: Into a tin to stretch out. Do you think they are?
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: Of course, because they're nocturnal. That's why you see them
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: all sleeping like that.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: But they don't even have the room to stretch out
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: if they wanted to.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: Oh they do. Mine My ball python used to stretch
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: out in all night long and make weird sounds.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: Wait, doesn't if a snake stretches out, doesn't that at night?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Doesn't that mean it's like planning to kill you?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: I think those are venomous snakes probably that are strike,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: you know, a constrictor. I don't think that's what's happened.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: I thought constrictors would like people will find their constrictor
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: embed next to them, fully stretched out because they're literally
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: sizing you up to see if you'll fit inside their body.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: Oh really, I've heard.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm anti snake, so it doesn't really matter to
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: me if they're comfortable or not. I'm anti the entire species,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: hate them, disgusting Saint Patrick ass. Yeah, it's like those
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: like years of those videos of people being like, Wow,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: we didn't know we had a python living in our
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: ceiling and it's like collapsing through the house. I would
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 5: just kill myself right there. That's exclusive, like I'll never
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: get over this.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like that shit is not happening locally.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah no, but you never know it could.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: Actually it happened with my sister's house. They had no
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: it didn't gigantic snake upstairs.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: Where does she live?
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: Oh bo went to the two oh five club?
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: Oh hell no, bro?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like ship like this, I'm blowing my head clean off.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: You're killing yourself.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, before before I kill the snakes, I'm killing myself
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: and coming back. It's just like I won't be able
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: to recover from this. I'll never sleep at night again,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: being like sorry, yeah, sorry that noise. We just pulled
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: a forty foot python out of your attic.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: Where does your sister live? I need to know what Maryland? Yeah,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: there's a fucking python in her Marion.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 5: Maryland's got rattlesnakes. No, I swear, I swear it does,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: and so does Pennsylvania. It's got a timber rattlesnakes.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know where this.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: They had in the forest though, they're not like in
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: people's houses.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah see, I got it completely right. Timber rattlesnakes.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: Wow, hairy, nice job.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: And I know that because I was. I went camping
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: in Pennsylvania and I was looking it up and they
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: were like, beware of timber rattlesnakes.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: That actually makes it less impressive.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: And then I was.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 5: And then I was fishing. They called me mister snake,
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: Timber Timber, timber snake.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: I was fishing in Maryland and I looked down to
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: the left of me and there was a snake in
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: the water. I quit fishing. I didn't fish again that day.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Blew your head clean off.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I killed myself.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: I've been a ghost ever since then.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: No, but I was wondering. I was like, I wonder
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: if that was a timber rattlesnake. But I don't think
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: it was. I think it was just a garden snake.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: Hmm.
• 1:06:55
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• 1:07:07
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  Speaker 3: I went out in Portland in Maine on Friday night
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  Speaker 3: He's just the most manor guy I've ever met. Yeah,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: in high school, like literally we would go I mean
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  Speaker 3: he he would get into fights for fun, Like it
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: would be him against some guy from Portland High School
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  Speaker 3: and we'd meet at the train tracks.
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  Speaker 1: Now he delivers U brea and need to fight.
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  Speaker 3: Them with like people around. Yeah, but this was before
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: we would just like square up. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well, anyway, great guy, sounds like it really really great guy.
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  Speaker 3: Hilarious. He and I went to dinner first to even
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  Speaker 3: tide which I I've favorite restaurants being one of my
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  Speaker 3: favorites those oysters.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: Incredible that you posted probably my favorite restaurant in the world.
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  Speaker 3: And is it tie?
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 5: Is that what you said? Even tie?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: Even tied?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: And I had a show. I did a clip on
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: on Large's show where I talked, yes, you know what's
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: if you could go to one restaurant. I said that
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: one and I talked about it a little bit and
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  Speaker 3: that clip blew up, so they knew I was coming
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  Speaker 3: and they kept bringing shit out that what we weren't
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: even ordering when they hit you with like stuff that
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: wasn't on the menu. They had this tomato dish and
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: he was like, the chef just threw a whole bunch
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: of crab on there for you. And I don't know
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: all kinds of stuff. So we had a very big
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: meal with lots of drinks for dinner, and then we
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: went out to this place called the Porthole in Portland,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: which I had never been to before, and it's it's
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: like a lie Well, it's a bar that's got a
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: DJ and it's loud and it's all outside right on
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: the dock on the wall, and dude, I kind of
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: went to Maine and I was in pretty poor spirits
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: about just life, and you know, I get into these
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: funks sometimes. This night brought me all the way back.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: I haven't felt more like loved and embraced and celebrated
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: than I did in Portland, Maine on Friday night. The
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: number of people who came up to me and like
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: wanted pictures and were like Where's where's Ronan? Sas like
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: you guys are killing it. Just super super nice and honestly,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: I've felt like a hometown hero. It's fucking awesome, dude.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: At one point, though, there was a there were two
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: bars where you could get drinks, and at one of
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: them there was one person servicing it, and there were
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: kind of like two places to stand in line, and
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: I was on the left and then there was like
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: a line on the right, and I thought she was
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: going to come over to me, but she kept like
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: hitting the just the line on the right. So I
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: was like, oh fuck, I need to get in that line.
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  Speaker 3: So I went to go get in that line, and
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: then some guy who was in front was like, Francis,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: I got to buy your drinks for you, and I
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: was like no, no, no, I got other people. I'm
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: buying drinks for you. He's like, I insist, and I'm like,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: come on, dude, I can't. He's like, trust me, I
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: have to do this, and I was like whoa. Okay.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: So then he buys my drinks and I'm handing them
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: to the people in my party and they're like, wow,
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: thanks Francis, and I was like, no, no, no, I
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: can't take credit. This guy bought the drinks. And I
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: put my arm across sort of the line to point
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: out and the guy who was standing behind my arm goes,
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: don't you put your fucking arm in my face. You
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: just cut everyone, and now you're putting your arm in
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: my face. And I was like, whoa, no shit. And
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: he was the oldest guy there. He's probably in his fifties.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: He's wearing a hat. He's a salty dog. Yeah. And
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: I've been in a fight in Portland, Maine once before
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: and it did not go my way, and so immediately
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: I was just trying to like d escalade. I was like,
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: oh no, I was just trying to give that guy credit.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, and he was like, yeah, yeah, okay, I
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: saw what happened. You cut. I was like, I didn't.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: I didn't cut just the guy offered to buy me
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: the drinks and he was in front of you, and
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: I tried to fight him off, but he wouldn't so
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: he would wasn't having any of Yeah what what what
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: would you have done in that situation.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 5: I think it's an easy win. You fight this guy.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: He's the oldest guy at the bar.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: This guy's got get this guy's a salty dog.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 5: I mean I personally, Yeah, was I in the wrong, No? No,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: But I mean I would have dropped that guy on
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: the ground for sure. Yeah, I mean, but coke at him, Yeah,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 5: killed him, but filmed it for you.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: For you.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 5: Now, it sounds like he was just a random pissed
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: guy whatever.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: I handed the drinks out. Then we went back and
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: I was a little rattled. I was a little like
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: red in the face, and I didn't I didn't want to.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: I was in such a good mood that I wasn't
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: going to be like fuck that guy. Then I saw
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: him later and I went up to him and I
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: just went I was wrong, and he goes, you know,
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: I appreciate that, like I get it. You know, we're
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: coming down from Massachusetts, and I was like you're not
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: even a fucking loake. Come on. I didn't say that,
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: but I was like, I was like, I'd like to
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: buy you a drink. If I can't. He's down and
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: we're driving home. We can't have any more than what
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: we got here. And I'm like, okay, we we shook hands.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: It was fine. It's good to squash. It was it
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: felt good to say good to squash.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: That's all people really want a lot of the time.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: It's like the acknowledgment that they feel seen and like
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: validated in how they feel as opposed to you explaining
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: your side to them.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: Right. But I just I just acquiesced, even though I
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: was not wrong. By the way, when I say, I
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: put my arm across, like if you're standing in line
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: facing that way, I went like this that guy, that
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: guy bought us to drink, and he like took my
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: arm and he was like, get your arm out of
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: my face.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 5: It's crazy.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: It's not like I was like this. I didn't do that.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 5: It's pretty crazy to Yeah, I don't know. I mean,
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 5: he was man that I he thought that I almost
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 5: had cut by proxy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 5: know I know what he means by like the I
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: don't know.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 5: Your fault, though I didn't ask that guy to buy
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 5: me the dream. Now now he's very nice.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: It's not your fault at all. And that guy was
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: probably on his way to like protest some woman murdered
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: trial or whatever. Yeah, Massachusetts, do the Clancy trial. The
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: Clancy trial, Karen read I said.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 5: Earlier, when you were in the meeting, I was like,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 5: it was me, Francis and Shawn, and I was like, oh,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 5: the the c Linsey. Clancy's lawyer just asked for a mistrial,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 5: and Francis was like, Kevin Clancy.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 7: You go.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: Did you guys hear about this Clancy murder trial?
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, n.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: No, No, only people from Massachusetts care about that, but
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: you guys care, not for the whole nation. Yes, dude, I'm.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 5: Paying attention to do it. Every time I look it
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 5: up that the videos have like ten million views and.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: It's all the fucking central mass People's another Karen read
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: at that, and.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 5: It's just like local women go to the courthouse. It's
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: way worse. Why, it depends on you how much you
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 5: value a cops life though it's cops again. No, no,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 5: but if a CoP's life equals three children, then it
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 5: would be equal, which it could. I'm not just saying
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 5: whatever you value that life as.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: It was bad.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 5: It's bad. They're both bad.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: I don't know any of the specifics.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 5: She killed her kids. They think that he did it,
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: or a lot of people think that he did it.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: And she jumped out the window and now she's paralyzed
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: in jail.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 5: No, she's not paralyzed or in jail, but close.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't care. Like my thing about this trial
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: is I don't give a fuck.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: She is not paralyzed at all. I don't think so.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: At least she blamed it on postpartum psychosis.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: Bro, Like, this is from Duxbury, that's where you're from.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: It is people very close the de Luxbury trials, the
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: de Luxebury murders.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: One woman they're calling her the devil of Ducks.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: Her house was too big, No, the Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: There's a lot of weird shit. Like I'm not I'm
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: not saying she did it or he did it or what.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 5: But yeah, that's just what happens to girls when they
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: get pregnant. Yeah, that's the thing is Like, that's definitely
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 5: not what happened.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: Postpartum psychosis is like, you cannot blame some shit, You
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: cannot blame something on that. No, but I can't blame
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: something of this magnitude on that psychosis.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 5: He's got a lot of sketchy shit too, Like there's
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 5: a lot of stuff that he's saying that does not
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 5: make sense.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: Did you ever see that the true crime doc about
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: the guy who was like having an affair, so he
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: ended up murdering his wife and two killed kids and
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: buried them in a grain silo, of course, as if
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: that would just solve.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 5: But that's like, I think that is what these dudes do. Well.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 5: They're like they're like stressed out, and they're like, I
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 5: don't know what else to do other than just kill
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 5: my entire family.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: I mean, what was noteworthy about that was that that
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: dude had become set with fitness and like whenever he
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: got stressed, he would just start working out. Oh yeah,
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: And I was thinking, I was like this morning after
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: I leaving, I went to the gym this morning, forty
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: five minutes of inclined treadmill work. Not bad?
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: What'd you what was the incline?
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: What was the rate?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: I was at thirteen incline on three point five for
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 3: forty five minutes bad?
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: Three point five?
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: Is that a sprint? Three point five? That's nothing crazy,
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 5: it's not anything over three is pretty fucking fast.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: Well, anyway, I need to lose ten.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 5: When you have that fucking brace on your leg, it
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 5: is brother, you got a fucking garment on because you
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 5: read be fucking in your chuck Taylor's doesn't mean that
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 5: somehow you're some fitness expert.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: I know a thing or two.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he has been running, that's why he's fair enough.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, got the incline, left the incline treadmill behind. Well,
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 8: I hit that, and then I knew I was gonna
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 8: go waits this afternoon. I know I'm gonna throw some
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 8: weight around, of course, right because I'm doing two a days.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 8: And and I thought to myself, I was like, boy,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 8: that guy who killed his family was working out like this,
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 8: Am I going to kill someone? M I started thinking
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 8: about that, like, is this level of obsession with working
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 8: out the first step? It's like burying my children.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 5: No, because what probably happened is he probably stopped working.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 5: I don't even know where i'd find a grain. So
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: now it's they have some upstairs. Yeah, No, I don't
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 5: think so, because I think, like for most people, that
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 5: working out helps, which for him it seems like it
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 5: was not. It was not helping.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: I really have to I'm almost strong enough to kill
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: them all, just about there once I get my dead lift.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: Finally have the strength to carry my entire family to
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: the top of a grain style.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean that's tough. You gotta get like snowshoe
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 5: like I did he not fall through the grain You
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: have snow shoes on or.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 6: So on them.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: That was the smoking guy.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he never thought about never thought about the.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: Training.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 5: I'm thinking like he had to have some sort of
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 5: cross country skis, yeah, something something to help.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: Him firing branches. It is, uh, gonna kill your entire family,
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: You've got to make sure you've got surface area on
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: your shoes.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: You have to drink some piss first.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 5: The dude in this the big reason everyone's looking at
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 5: it is because Patrick Clancy, the husband, was like in
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 5: Costa Rica, like three weeks after they all were murdered,
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 5: with like his new girlfriend who then he ended up marrying.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, so similar. Maybe he's having an affair
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: and did some drastic ship.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, or she punished him for the affair by killing
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 5: the entire family.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: That's another angle possible.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 5: It's definitely possible.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: It's crazy that some of the guys like trained to
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: the point of being able to kill someone that you
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: wind up on this in this no man's land or
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: like you're on allege where it could go either way
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: into like violent murder or like just vigilante justice. Like
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: if he had been caught on another day, maybe he
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: doesn't throw his his family's body into a silo and
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: he like stops someone that attacked his family, and then
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: he gets the gratification of the murder and everything is satisfied.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: But you don't have to have been the villain.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 5: I think that's a good idea have, like someone like yeah,
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 5: like stage home invasions for like, and the people that
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 5: do them aren't like deeply suicidal.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: Death by home invasion situation death by fact similar home invasion.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what a lot of people want. A lot
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 5: of people just want to like stop a home invasion.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: That's a really elegant way to go.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 5: A lot of people like that. Everyone that has a
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 5: gun and they're like, I'm just waiting for that one day.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 5: Did either of you see the someone comes in. Did
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 5: either of you see the Reggie Wats video? No?
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, it's the it's the crazy. Do
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: you know who Reggie Watts is? He's the guy, He's
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: this guy.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do know who. I thought that might be
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: who it was.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 5: Do I want to see this video?
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, he made a video talking about his girlfriend
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: who had killed herself, and he was like, she picked
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: a really elegant way to have gone out, and I
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: love myself, Like he just started talking. It is just
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: like the most dark and narcissistic video that you could
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: ever imagine.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 5: Oh, is he a comedian?
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, but he loves himself. I think he got
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: her hooked on ketamine or something like that, and I
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: think there's maybe been a behavior of that type of
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: or a cycle of that much behavior. But the video
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: was just I don't know the ins and outs of
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: the case, but the video was just extremely disturbing.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 5: What happened with that actress that died?
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what was that all about?
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think that she was killed.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: Did you know that she used to date Vladimir Klitchko?
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: Oh the box or I forgot it became the mayor
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: of Kiev. Yes, and is in the streets fighting the Russians.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: Imagine running into him in an alley if you're some
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: fucking grunt in the Russian army. That's six foot nine,
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: former heavyweight champion of.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: The world, and imagine and she's like four to ten.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, it might have been his brother. By the way,
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: I get those two completely confned.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: The Battalia Vladimir clitch goo yeah, battally YouTuber, Yeah, it
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: was a Battalite.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: By the way, Frankster, a lot of uh Oh. Do
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 5: you think pranks are Vladimir, Yeah, they suck. Pranking is over. Yeah,
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 5: I think I think we're past pranking. We're post prank.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 5: We are a society post prank. I think it's just
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 5: it's everyone's two on.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: Edge it ever since that hotel Danny jackal.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: She's keeping the flame alive. Did you see that clip
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: of it? Was an old clip of Ashton Kutcher on
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: punk Oh yeah, talking about Hillary Duff. Yeah, and he's like,
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: she's one of those girls that, yeah, everyone in Hollywood
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: is waiting for to turn eighteen.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 5: And then he gives her and she's a list of
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 5: girls that they're waiting to turn eighteen.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: He's like, and he says it that, Yeah, he's just
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: so kind.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 5: He murdered his ex girlfriend too, yesoor, you're.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: Waiting to turn eighteen because it changes the murder statue.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, did you guys know about this? But I thought
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 5: we've talked about this on the Podcorse right, of course,
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 5: what Ashton Kutcher murdering his ex girlfriend?
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: He showed up, Oh the house actress?
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Who from Clueless?
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: No, not Britney Murphy.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 5: I have no clue. I just know that there was
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 5: like a there's some.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: Some weird thing where he showed up to her house
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: when there was supposed to go on a date and
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: there was blood all over the floor. And I think
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: he thought it was like spilled coffee or some shit
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: like that he bailed.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: It was She was killed by a serial killer, Michael Gargiolo,
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: known as the Hollywood Ripper.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 5: Real convenient, real convenient.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: Wow. He has to be pretty psyched about that name,
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: the Hollywood Ripper.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm crazy.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: We can't be like given serial killers sick names, like
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: we have to call him like the gay clown like that,
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: Like they can't be like prideful like the.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 5: Hollywood ripper is like you're going into a bar with
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 5: like you got a little bit of an ego. You
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 5: don't know who I am, do you? I'm a Hollywood ripper.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, drinks on the house. We're big fanciers here.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 5: The Butcher of Astoria, the night Stalker, I'm the night
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 5: Stalker a stock you in the night Legends? Holy shit,
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 5: you're actually him?
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: I get selfie?
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, could I have to buy you a drink?
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 5: If I was like Netflix or like HBO, and you're
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 5: a company that's probably widely relying on true crime documentaries,
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 5: that's like one of your main sources of output, Like
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 5: this is the biggest thing they do. You're probably anti
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 5: flock camera. Like if I'm Netflix, I'm donating to anti
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 5: flock campaigns because like that's gonna kill any potential for
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 5: there to be a serial killer exactly, or you just
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 5: get a lot more footage. But it's kind of like
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 5: been proven. I feel like that no one really wants
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 5: to see these like not crazy, Like no one wants
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 5: to just watch a documentary about someone getting murdered.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: In my opinion, you want to you want there to
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: be some mystery involved.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 5: You want there to be mystery and you want there
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 5: to be like, you want it to be a crazy case.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 5: Like I don't want to just wash random documentaries abouts
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 5: are boring us. No, I don't even know. They're not pouring.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 5: It's just like it's too it's like weird. It's like
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 5: more dark, I feel like, or just nobody.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I don't know. Man. People were at
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 3: least they were obsessed with serial killers. That was a thing. No,
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 3: that's what I'm saying.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 5: I'm saying, you need it to be a serial killer, so.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: Which cameras would mean they'd just kill one or two people.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, and it's just sick and twisted.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: We need them to get away with a lot of
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: it before it.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: Why don't they do a documentary about whatever's going on
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: in Austin, because haven't they killed like fifty just dudes
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: by the lake?
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 5: Is that still going on? Yes, that's been happening for years.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that has been happening for years. I remember doing
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 3: Vulcan Gas Company, yeah five years ago, and people were
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: talking about.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I remember that. I remember that too. It's still
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 5: no active serial killer. Shut up, Grock. Yeah, because AI's
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 5: like trained not to tell you that anything is bad.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: Everything's fine. Yeah, now it's a perfect time to get killer.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 5: Ever serial killer. I've never heard that word before. I'll
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 5: add that to my vocabulary and that's just fine, And
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 5: that's fine. I love those I love that, like AI
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 5: tone so funny.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, what happened to Stephen the Cat?
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: Oh wait, we had to call out Gillian Wallow. Bro
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: Gillian Wallow came in and used the studio and now
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: Stephen the Cat is going.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 5: Did they abuse him on camera? I heard that they
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 5: tore it apart.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: That would make me so sad and sick because I
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: don't even know how I could get another Stephen the Cat.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: And I don't want to have to put a fatois
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: on Gillian Wallow. But like, we need our cat return.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: Isn't there a movie?
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 5: Isn't that what John Wick's about?
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah? That is.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 5: We need you.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 3: I think there's a movie with Kean Peel about going
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 3: to get.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: A cat, Yes or that or something.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 5: There's its very on it. It's very We need to
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 5: mix the Key.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: And Peel movie with John Wick using your training and
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: I need to go and like taken, well, they better
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: bring the cat back.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 5: We'll be here Wednesday.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: Gilly wallow.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 5: We want our cat back, no questions.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: I think Buster Rhymes was in here with them, so
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: I'll also bust suspect. We have an eye on bus
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: A bus.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 3: That's pretty cool.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 5: I'll bust him if I have to if he doesn't
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 5: return that cat.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: I like Buster.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 5: Return the cat.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: Cool. Thanks guys, All.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 5: Right, well we'll be back on Thursday. Goodbye,