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Mac & Bone - What the Bleep · Mac & Bone Podcast

• 0:24
  Speaker 1: All right, we had a concerned What the Bleep fan earlier.
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: Wanted to know where What the Bleep was. Sorry we
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: had to push it back a segment for Con freaking Knipple.
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  Speaker 1: But I love the passion. Gamecock Moody, I love the
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  Speaker 1: passion for What the Bleep. And we need it.
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  Speaker 2: We need it.
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  Speaker 1: It's sandwiched bone between Panther injury segments as well.
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  Speaker 2: So we need it.
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  Speaker 1: We need this levity and comic relief that is people
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  Speaker 1: doing messed up stuff and saying messed up stuff. It's
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  Speaker 1: time for What the Bleep. What do you got, Bone?
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: Start us off.
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  Speaker 3: Matt, the only thing more dangerous than Florida man driving
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  Speaker 3: in the wee hours of the morning might be Texas
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  Speaker 3: man driving in the wee hours of the morning because
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  Speaker 3: this past Sunday, a 60-year-old man in Rosenberg, Texas.
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  Speaker 2: Drove through the front.
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  Speaker 3: Of a Kroger grocery store by the pharmacy area. He
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  Speaker 3: drove literally through the doors of the grocery store. When
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  Speaker 3: asked why he did it, he had to use the restroom,
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  Speaker 3: and the doors were locked.
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  Speaker 1: Unbelievable. I read the same story. You and I are
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  Speaker 1: all over the same story. He was mad. The doors
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  Speaker 1: were locked. And just his idea was drive right, ran
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  Speaker 1: right into the Halloween candy through the front of the
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  Speaker 1: door into the Halloween candy.
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  Speaker 2: He also drove a little bit into the store. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Not just not just like stop. Like he was trying
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  Speaker 2: to find that restaurant.
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  Speaker 1: He literally hit the Reese's and the Hershey's bar display
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  Speaker 1: through the glass doors. ended up up against the Reese's
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  Speaker 1: and Hershey bar display.
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  Speaker 2: It's absolute insanity, man. And the excuse, does he think,
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  Speaker 2: do these guys think the excuse is helping? What the
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  Speaker 2: bleep we doing?
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  Speaker 3: Now, Matt, we want to help these guys, right? We
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  Speaker 3: don't want to just mock them. I suggest maybe... You
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  Speaker 3: find another place to use the bathroom, but that's just me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. All right.
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  Speaker 1: I've got to go to PJ Fleck. I purposely withheld
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  Speaker 1: this story. We could have done this.
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  Speaker 2: I was wondering yesterday where this went. We could have
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  Speaker 2: done this in college.
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  Speaker 1: Football conclusions yesterday bony would have fit perfectly kind of
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  Speaker 1: around the colin simmons you know uh simulating the restroom
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  Speaker 1: celebration penalty but this is unbelievable pj fleck we already
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  Speaker 1: knew mr rode a boat the minnesota head football coach
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  Speaker 1: was a little bit of a looney tunes crazy coach
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  Speaker 1: right And credit to them, they beat Washington while we
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  Speaker 1: were all.
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  Speaker 2: Sleeping the other night, late at night, Bone. 27-24, huge
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  Speaker 2: win for them.
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  Speaker 1: After the game, linebacker Maverick Baranowski's face was all bloodied.
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  Speaker 2: What a name for a linebacker. And what a face
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  Speaker 2: for a linebacker after a game, all bloodied. P.J.
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  Speaker 1: Fleck took the blood with his hand, wiped it off
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  Speaker 1: his linebacker, and wiped it over his own face.
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  Speaker 2: Are you freaking kidding me? P.J.
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  Speaker 1: Fleck, I don't know whether to exalt the football freak
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  Speaker 1: that you are or to what the bleep you and
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  Speaker 1: call the loony bin in Minnesota.
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  Speaker 2: I'm what the bleep of you, though. That feels a
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  Speaker 2: little overboard, man.
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  Speaker 3: I can see Phitty doing that with Finder's blood after
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  Speaker 3: a Heels podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Would you like that?
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  Speaker 1: You can't imagine Dave Canales doing that, so it's not
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  Speaker 1: even maybe worth throwing out. If your coach did that,
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  Speaker 1: would y'all like that? I like crazed football coaches, Bo,
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  Speaker 1: and that seems a wee bit too far. That feels
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  Speaker 1: like a Dan Campbell.
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  Speaker 2: Move.
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  Speaker 3: Hopefully not Sunday. Matt, this is funny. At the same
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  Speaker 3: time Texas Man was driving through Kroger, three men, some
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  Speaker 3: wearing only underwear, were arrested at 4.30 a.m. outside a
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  Speaker 3: Waffle House in Seminole, Florida. The group caused a late-night
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  Speaker 3: disturbance by pounding on the restaurant windows, and they were
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  Speaker 3: pelting the windows with meat snacks. Ha! So we've got
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  Speaker 3: men in their underwear with meat stacks. These subjects were
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  Speaker 3: charged with disorderly conduct. To this day, police and court
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  Speaker 3: records have never established motive for the assault, what flavor
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  Speaker 3: profiles were thrown, or what specific brand of meat was deployed.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, come on. Get to the details for me, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: I'm probably wondering how we got here. Yeah, we kind
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  Speaker 2: of are.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to say, Bone, drugs or alcohol may have
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  Speaker 1: played a role. I'm just going to guess. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: do you really want to fight the people at Waffle House?
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  Speaker 1: That seems like something I don't want to do. There
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  Speaker 1: are a bunch of fighters there. There's cooks and those
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  Speaker 1: waitresses get after it every night, man. Especially at 430
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  Speaker 1: when their shift may be ending. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: their schedules are. I don't want a piece of that.
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  Speaker 1: My goodness, man. We do this segment to make ourselves
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  Speaker 1: feel normal. I think that that might be comic relief
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  Speaker 1: and to make ourselves feel normal.
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  Speaker 3: But as we get older, we're trying to help. Hey,
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  Speaker 3: Florida men, don't do that. Put your pants on. Don't
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  Speaker 3: throw your bee sticks. I've got to what the bleep.
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  Speaker 3: A few unnamed members of the Sacramento media that were
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  Speaker 3: covering King's media day.
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  Speaker 1: It was media day all around the NBA. That's where
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  Speaker 1: LeBron told the world he really wanted to sign with
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  Speaker 1: the Knicks. but couldn't sign with them because they won
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  Speaker 1: the championship and that wouldn't look good, so he went
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  Speaker 1: to Philly. My God, I bet you made your new
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  Speaker 1: team feel good. But anyway, that's where we talk to Khan.
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  Speaker 2: That's where our Grayson Allen interview. That's where Walker is broadcast.
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  Speaker 1: So all the teams were doing media day, but no
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  Speaker 1: one did it like the Sacramento Kings media. So they're
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  Speaker 1: standing around, Bone, waiting for a presser. And you can
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  Speaker 1: hear this. You might turn your radios up a little
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  Speaker 1: bit here because it's low there in the background. But
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  Speaker 1: a hot mic kept running from local TV stations. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to there's a guy that jumps in here. This is
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  Speaker 1: listen to the gossip and listen to what they say
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  Speaker 1: about how they rate the attractiveness of Ben Simmons and
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  Speaker 1: Zach Levine, members of the Kings.
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  Speaker 2: This is unbelievable. And I need to know the names
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  Speaker 2: and identities of these people. What the bleep? He's like
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  Speaker 2: a looking dude. I didn't notice like. And his skin's, like,
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  Speaker 2: so smooth. I was like, damn, no tattoos.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, I thought Jordan Poole was your tag. It's fine.
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  Speaker 2: Literally, I like light skins, I guess. Jordan Poole. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: she likes light skin. What about Zach Levine, then? Eh.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I think his personality annoys the s * * *
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  Speaker 2: out of me, so that's what makes him not fun. Well,
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  Speaker 2: he doesn't look like it. I don't look like it.
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  Speaker 3: No, you're getting there.
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  Speaker 2: I was probably like, God, you're kind of getting there.
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  Speaker 2: I remember when you came in, like, you look old now. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: He's got bags under his eyes.
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  Speaker 1: Listen.
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  Speaker 3: Zach's cute.
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  Speaker 2: His personality is f * * * ing amazing. He
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  Speaker 2: just seems like he's hella like a.
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  Speaker 3: B * * * h. He's a f * * * ing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 2: That's all I've known. He's hella cute. Oh, he's beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: He's hella fine, too. Do you think as part of
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  Speaker 1: your rankings you're going to rank the.
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  Speaker 2: Finest who's here today?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think that should be.
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  Speaker 2: I think I've actually... I actually think I've put Ben
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  Speaker 2: above Zach.
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  Speaker 3: Probably because Ben oversights.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Because I don't like that. They're about the same age,
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  Speaker 2: but Ben looks way younger. That's on my mind. Like,
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  Speaker 2: he's very smooth. I was like, hey, what's your lotion?
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  Speaker 2: And his skin care routine is on point.
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  Speaker 1: Right, the skin care routine. His skin care. Ben Simmons
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  Speaker 1: is so smooth. I don't know how well you could
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  Speaker 1: hear that. It was background audio. But it's two women
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  Speaker 1: and a man gossiping like we back in high school.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, King's Twitter's already figured out. Oh, have they?
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  Speaker 3: It hasn't been official, but King's Twitter kind of already knows.
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  Speaker 3: They know the guy, at least. How about the guy?
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  Speaker 1: You probably couldn't hear it, but they're talking about Zach Levine.
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  Speaker 1: They're so into how he's he's he's hella cute, but
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  Speaker 1: he's a bleepity bleep.
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  Speaker 2: And then the dude drops in. He's a UCLA guy.
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  Speaker 2: They all are.
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  Speaker 1: So good luck dealing with UCLA guys. And these women, listen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm amused by it.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever.
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  Speaker 1: They're talking about how hot these guys are, but they're
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  Speaker 1: jerks or whatever. I'm just going to say this. What
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  Speaker 1: the bleep? What the bleep to them? But I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to say this, Bone. Double standard. Can you imagine if
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  Speaker 1: two men talked about female athletes like that and were
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  Speaker 1: caught on mic?
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  Speaker 2: They'd be canceled.
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  Speaker 1: 100%.
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  Speaker 2: They'd be canceled.
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  Speaker 3: Also, could you imagine if Walker got caught talking about
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  Speaker 3: Musa like that?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. He's hit the weight room. You see him, Wes? Oh,
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  Speaker 2: my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: When he puts his antlers up, his arms are rippling. Mac,
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  Speaker 3: I have one more story here. It's an older one,
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  Speaker 3: but it popped up in my algorithm when I said
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  Speaker 3: to myself, self.
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  Speaker 2: This feels like a what the bleep. This is Beaverton, Oregon.
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  Speaker 3: Where a car thief stole a running SUV from a
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  Speaker 3: grocery store parking lot, and when they took off, they
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  Speaker 3: realized a four-year-old child was in the backseat of the car.
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  Speaker 3: They said, well, damn it. Then they brought the car
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  Speaker 3: back to the grocery store, dropped off the child, got
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  Speaker 3: out of the car, scolded the mother. for being a
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  Speaker 3: bad parent and how you don't leave your kid in
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  Speaker 3: the back of a car unattended. Bad things can happen.
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  Speaker 3: Berated the mom for being a bad parent. Then the
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  Speaker 3: car thief, Mac, got back in the stolen car and
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  Speaker 3: took back off again.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a horrible person, but pardon me while I
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  Speaker 1: go play Grand Theft Auto Real Life Edition.
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  Speaker 2: Seriously. You are a terrible person.
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  Speaker 1: Allow me to steal this car before somebody comes out
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  Speaker 1: and catches me.
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  Speaker 3: What the bleep are we doing? He also threatened to
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  Speaker 3: call the cops on the woman and said, you don't
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  Speaker 3: do that. So then he got in the car and
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  Speaker 3: took off himself.
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  Speaker 1: What the bleep are we doing? By the way, I
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  Speaker 1: just want to shout out. I want to bleep him,
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  Speaker 1: but I really want to shout this man out. The
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  Speaker 1: guy in Manassas, Virginia bone that was pulled over for speeding.
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  Speaker 1: Now this dude was doing, I don't even think LaMelo
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  Speaker 1: would do this. This dude was doing a 72 and
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  Speaker 1: a 25. This guy was getting after it, but his
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  Speaker 1: excuse is amazing. And I can relate. He was asked,
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  Speaker 1: you know, he's riding a motorcycle too. Are you freaking
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  Speaker 1: kidding me? So he's asked, you know, what's going on there?
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  Speaker 1: He said, yeah, it was going a little too quick.
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  Speaker 1: He said, I was trying to hit that McDonald's breakfast.
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  Speaker 1: He was trying to get to McDonald's and I can
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  Speaker 1: relate to this because when you want Mickey D's breakfast
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  Speaker 1: and they tell you you're only get lunch man you
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  Speaker 1: want to rage but uh yeah so he was speeding
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  Speaker 1: to try to get the mickey d's breakfast before they
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  Speaker 1: shut it at shut it down.
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  Speaker 3: And there's two places mac we know where you can
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  Speaker 3: never speed NASCAR Pit Road and Virginia. You're getting caught
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  Speaker 3: every time. So that guy had no chance. Is that
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  Speaker 3: a thing? I got a speeding ticket in Virginia. I
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  Speaker 3: got the one a couple years ago in Virginia for
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  Speaker 3: going like nine over or whatever it was. I got
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  Speaker 3: a speeding ticket in Virginia as well. I mean, as
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  Speaker 3: soon as you cross that border to Virginia, it is just...
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  Speaker 3: They have, like, drones flying over now.
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  Speaker 2: It's crazy. Okay, interesting.
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  Speaker 1: I will say this. I also got caught here in
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: North Carolina. Just ask AC.
• 10:35
  Speaker 2: AC, you can vouch for me. I loved yesterday.
• 10:40
  Speaker 3: We won't go into details, but yesterday Mac and I
• 10:42
  Speaker 3: were sharing parking deck tales of our past and how
• 10:45
  Speaker 3: we don't like driving in parking decks.
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  Speaker 2: It's too tight, man.
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: It's too tight. I hate driving in parking. You did
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  Speaker 3: a good job yesterday. I'm not comfortable in those tight spaces.
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: I get nervous in parking decks. I get backing out.
• 10:55
  Speaker 3: The whole payment process, I'm not a parking deck guy.
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  Speaker 3: It's too much for me. No, I'm glad I could
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  Speaker 3: take the wheel, Boney. I'm glad I could do that.
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  Speaker 2: You know what? You should drive more. You should tell
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  Speaker 2: your wife, I'm driving. Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 3: When we come back on the Mac and Bojo, Adam Gold, 825.
• 11:11
  Speaker 3: People are asking about Kane's talk. We also have very
• 11:13
  Speaker 3: interesting Kane's news with Adam Gold.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of what to believe. In the 8 o'clock hour.