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77: Temptation (Hoe) Island - Are You Serious, Hall? (S5E8) · Reality TV Cringe

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M hierarchal name. Everybody. Welcome to the Reality TV Cringe podcast, where
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we serve up all the trash that's fit to eat. And you're welcome.
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You're so welcome. Record damn it, God, we're all fat hair,
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just rummaging around in this dumpster. Need to say that. I feel like
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every podcast you make a point of mentioning how rotund we are. But I
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know you don't you because I see you. You're so little people of the
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world, raccoons. You are a little person. I'm not a little person,
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not scientifically technically, not like an actual little person, but you are
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a small person. Of the two of us, I'm the hobbit. I'm
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the bigger person by a damn site. I'm five nine, girl. I
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know you're told you you're like I'm five four. You're a little I am
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a little baby girl. Got so you think I'm fat? No kind of
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rude. I know I'm fat. Coral. I went to Moine and I
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couldn't eat any food because I was so sick because I broke my fast.
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It just to keep everybody up on what happens. You're crazy, dude.
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I went to des Moines for my yearly fucking adventure, and I broke my
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fast on the road and I got very sick immediately, and the entire time
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I was in De Moine, I was fucking sick. But since I have
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been home, you have seen with your own two raccoon eyes that I've been
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eating a lot. Oh yeah, I made you a cake and I was
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no, no, no, no, so good. So I'm getting fat
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again. You're not. I feel like i'm getting fat. I'm trying to
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stay true to my raccoon persona, right and being the fattest raccoon in the
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dumpster. But I gotta start eating less. You're crazy, Not today,
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bitch. You're not today's satan, not today's name. Oh anyways, so
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we're back. Yeah, we're here to talk about Hoe Island, and I
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just want to issue an actual apology to everybody in the room. Come closer,
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everybody, get in the stumpster with me, Just gather around. I'm
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sorry about Temptation Island. I know you hyped us up. I really thought
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it was going to be so fucking good and people, don't you see the
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bones of it though? Oh don't you see how it could be super dramaicious?
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Yeah, totally with layers and context and things happening. I had no
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idea it was going to suck this much. It's just so vapid this season.
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I just feel like all these people think you've got nothing Paris and great,
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oh Jesus, they give nothing every single week, feel like they're facing
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dude. That's who they are. They're stupid, stupid people, and I
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don't understand, but I want to apologize. Nonetheless, we are seeing it
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through. We're not quitters. Yeah we're not We're not quitters. We're going
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to see this through. But then after this, we're never going back.
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No, we're gonna have fun. Yeah, we're gonna talk mad Ship,
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but we're never going back. Never. As much as I love Mark Wahlberg
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though he seems earnest, I mean yeah, he seems like he actually cares
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about these people and they're growth. I'm like, these people don't give shit.
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No, they're just here to They're just here for the gram, for
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the follows, my friend, and for their fucking only fans. They're inevitable
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only fans. Mikaela, Oh, yeah. For so we're just going to
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do the best that we can do with the episodes that are remaining, which
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I think what we have three more episodes until finally at the end of this
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month, so I know, thank God. Until then, I'm just going
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get into Hoe Island and all the vapidity that exists on that island. Good
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word, thank You're smart, so smart. I wanted to talk to you
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about ninety day Fiance the other way, Yeah, because I was seeing these
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weird clips of some shrieking little white lady in India and What really caught my
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interest was when they said she was a psychic, because you know, we're
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fake psychics. We are fake psychics, and we're pretty accurate for fake psychics.
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Certify fake psychic sp Actually, you you're a very accurate fake psychic totally.
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And I saw her yelling at this nice Indian man who like renovated an
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Indian apartment for her, and her standards were way out of line because it's
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India, totally. He was doing the very best that he could, but
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he was booty. Yeah, but she was yelling at him and screaming at
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him and standing on furniture. It seemed lit. I know. You show
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me the clips the other day and I'm like, what the hell is this.
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I've never seen this season. I'm like, Beatrice, you're a resident
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ninety Day Fiance the other way connoisseur. Yeah, you should have had your
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finger on the pulse of this bullshit. Beatrice, I had no idea there
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was a new season going on of ninety Day Fiance. That's not an excuse.
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I don't accept it. I had no idea because all I've been seeing
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is the before the ninety Days bullshit yep, and then the last resort stuff
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that's going on on the fourteenth, right, And so we agreed to do
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the Last Resort because that's going to be a fucking trash fire for Suttle show.
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But I would have totally been down to be watching these crazy people because
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I was looking at all the couples, of which we have to say,
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is that little hobbit lady what's her name? Danielle? Danielle? And what's
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the guy? Dan? Yell and Johann are in this season of the way,
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plus the little Mexican guy gay relationship with the old white guy. Oh
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yeah, Modo teeth or something, Kevin or something like that. They're in
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it too, but apparently there's issues. Really, yes, but I was
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thinking, mad, God, damn it, we should have been watching that.
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We should have would have been more entertaining. Bad. You weren't paying
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attention. Listen. You were either, well, it's not my job,
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is it? Literally not fifty you're supposed to schedule us out, Beatrice,
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bitch. You wanted to do the last Resort, So we're stuck on because
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they wanted to do something other than Temptation Island, which we're about to get
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into, I know. So it's like is there anything else on God's Green
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Earth that we can be reviewing? And so I was, I latched on
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like a little new more last resort deal with Angela's kind of looks really good
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the other way though, Yeah, it does look pretty interesting. So you
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haven't watched any of it? No, I haven't. You should check it
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out third watching it yet? You like that ninety day Fiance stuff. I
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do when it's good, when the couples are good. But Danielle and Johann
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are going to be honest. I'm just like, also, it does not
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need to be two hours an episode for real, it's really terrible too much.
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Yeah, well, I'm just thinking about it. I'm just dancing with
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the darkness baby, just thinking about maybe going back to ninety day Fiance the
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other way, and if so, maybe talking about it a little bit.
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I'm just I'm just every time we talk not wanting to go to ninety day
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Fiance. He just pulls us back in with a song. It's just gros.
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I love it all right. Let's get into Damn Jason Alion season five,
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episode eight OCHO, and this is entitled are you serious? Haul?
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Are we fucking? Are we doing this? A serious? All? I
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am so sorta in Hall that you are doing this right now. So we
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open this episode with Hall stomping into the girl's villa. He's got to talk
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to Caitlin because if you recall Raccoons, last week, he was like,
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stop it right now. He saw Caitlin's video message or Kiln was super earnest,
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and remember he sent her a video message too, in which it was
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a word salad much ado about nothing, a lot of sound and fury with
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absolutely nothing going on, no substance. I mean. So he sees Caitlin's
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earnest, loving video message and he's like, I can't do this anymore.
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Take me to Caitlyn this instant. And we made predictions last week and we
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did what this could be. And I just want to remind everybody that I
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said. I said he was going to break up with her, I know,
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and I just couldn't believe it. Yeah, and I said, maybe
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he's seen the light. He saw her beautiful video, and so he's going
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to go beg for her forgiveness because in my wonderland of a brain, that's
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what I'm hoping, because I feel like that's what she deserves. Of course,
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out of the two of them, she's the one with the most integrity
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and beauty and compassion. Although I know you don't think so. So I'm
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just hoping that he would do the right thing. Yeah, but no,
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but he doesn't. He comes stomping into the women's villa with, by the
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way, very big legs. Yeah. He stomps up to Caitlin, who's
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shocked. Yeah, And she can tell immediately by the look on his face
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that he's not going to say something she wants to hear. And he doesn't.
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He started up as like, you know what, I've been lost this
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whole entire time we've been together. I just have been lying to you.
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I've been forcing myself to be with you, you dope, And so I
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think we should just end this now and you can be free, fly free,
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my little sparrow. And she cries, I know why, And she's
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like, why did you propose to me? Then? You dunce? I
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mean really though, why eight years that they wanted to come back? That's
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crazy to me. It is crazy and it's uncool, oh totally. And
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you're stringing her along and the first big titted lady you meet, you're like
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willing to chuck the entire relationship. You're like, immediately in love with somebody
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else after two weeks because you like her titties, right, It's kind of
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ridiculous to me. The part that got me was him saying, I've been
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forcing myself to be something that I'm not with you, And I'm like,
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really for eight years? Yeah? I know you guys broke up halfway in
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between that because you wanted to go fuck other women, but then you chose
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to came back right because you think that she's a good person. I'm like,
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okay, fine, but to say I'm forcing myself to be with you,
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like, what the fuck it really means to say something like that?
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And I'm thinking to myself self, well, is your dick getting hard though?
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Are you still able to get it up? Are you still fucking her?
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Are you still living with her? He's still having a fucking joint account
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with her. I feel like you can do this. I feel like you
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are into it to some degree. Yeah, and now you're just making excuses
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because you are a milk toast, tepid fucking asshole. You got nothing going
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for you. And this young twenty four year old hot mama with the big
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boobetz is looking at you because she has to, right because she's on a
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television show and she's going to launch her only fans within thirty days as soon
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as this fucking season is over. She's launching her only fans and she's going
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to make a lot of money, and so she wants to stay on the
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island. And you're so dumb that you don't realize that you're being played.
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Although he suspects it, yeah, because last week he even said, are
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you playing me? Because if I would deserve it? Yeah, He's like,
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it feels like it's too good to be true. It is, yeah,
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because this young girl wouldn't be going for you, daddy. Although she's
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crying over him though too. I'm just like, I don't get I think
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they're smitten for each other, but like the second thing get off in the
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real world and everything, she's not going to be into him no all the
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time, and he's probably not going to be into her all the time.
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And then what is he going to do? Then he's gonna be single,
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and he's probably gonna fuck a bunch of other people. Is he gonna There's
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there's always gonna be people that are gonna go over it. It's gonna be
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on ninety day. The other way, he's gonna go to the Philippines.
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It's glory. He wants to move to America because you know, she wants
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to support her family, and so she meets tall Dorado whatever his name,
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tell you ride auto and that's what he's going to do. Because he's almost
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forty. I would die if he's got a male, very average looking,
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no offense, so totally. But I mean from a place of beauty.
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I can say that from the authority of beauty. But if you very average,
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Mike, and you're almost forty years old, and I don't know what
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you do. But I think I was reading on Reddit that he's not employed,
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like what. I don't know if he gave up his job for Hoe
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Island, shut up. I don't know if he was ever established in a
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career like Caitlin was, and so he's a loser extraordinabiity. Mikayla is going
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to be like im, you can't pay for dinner though, kay By,
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Oh my god, yeah that's what I mean. I'm not who knows,
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I'm just spanking in para hilar That's what I read on Reddit that he's like
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not employed, he's stupid. So to sit there and call Caitlin a high
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quality woman. She's like such a good person, the perfect person, really,
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and then try to spin it off like I'm just not right for you.
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Just go find your purse. I've never had an emotional connection with you.
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He said that with his mouth. He said, we have never had
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an emotional connection, and she's like, you opposed to me? Dude,
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you give me a ring. I hope she sold that ring me too.
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I mean it's probably more tonight though probably if he's unemployed, it's probably a
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cubic zircomia, or she purchased her own ring. And she's not giving that
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shit back. Oh I hate him. I do too. He's so I
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don't know who he thinks he is. And then after this, after breaking
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her heart again for the second time, he goes back to the villa and
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what does he do. He focks tits McKee. Well, are you sure
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they could have just been cuddling? No, they were fucking Do you want
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to spend the night in my bed tonight? Finally, baby, she think,
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okay, sure we will get there. Yeah, but not before Caitlin
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breaks away and she's like, I can't do this right now. So she
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leaves Hall standing there. She crows into the villa. She sees the other
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three women, and she's crying, and she tells the other three women what
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just happened. Vanessa shockingly immediately starts to cry. She cannot fucking believe it.
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Do we think that was real? I was gonna ask you, I
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don't think he was real? But then in her little talking kits there were
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tears. They're in her talking hit there were tears, But in person,
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I'm just like, you're kind of smiling though, Yeah, And I didn't
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really see any tears. Yeah, And I was thinking maybe when she went
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into the confessional to talk about what Hall had done, and there were real
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tears, she was just projecting forward to the inevitable moment when Rob dumps her.
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Oh god, I hope he dumps her. Do you think he's gonna
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dump her? He's going to go back very dumb, He's a very dumb
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young man. He's probably manipulatable. Yeah, in the final bonfire. But
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I really, I'm just with all of my being, I'm hoping he dumps
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her. Oh my god, please please a little bit of self. I
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just want to see that on TV. And so as Caitlin is talking to
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the other three women, who all start crying because they cannot believe it.
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Hall just walks out and Paris says, are you kidding me? Hall?
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And he doesn't even answer, not at all. He doesn't address any of
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them. He just fucking gets out of there, stomps like the coward he
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is. I was also kind of surprised that the Villas were so far apart
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because they were driving away or they I mean, it's what, are like
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producer drone shots? We have no idea. I'm striding away far. I
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don't know. I don't believe anything. These couples don't feel real to me?
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Is it just me? None of them feel Harrison Great? Are you
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kidding me? I think they're fake in dude, I think they're facing just
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for the cloud. Christopher and Maricella. Do we think they're faking it?
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I think they're real. With Maricella's snotty ass, tears and everything. I
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mean, that's real, right, And then Robin Vanessa like, how did
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that ever happen on our planet? I don't know. I mean opposites attract,
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so I mean that creates really toxic relationships. And then Hall and Caitlin,
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that seemed real, Like when she was having an emotional reaction to getting
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dumped again, it seemed real. I mean eight years that they've been together
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pretty much. Yeah, I feel like that's real. But there's something that's
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surface level about it. Yeah for sure. Well maybe they all came to
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the island with an agreement that they were all just going to cheat and shit.
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So it doesn't matter because I think it was Caitlin who said when she
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was talking to the other three women, like, are you kidding me?
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He fell in love with somebody in two weeks? Like, oh, so
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it's only been two weeks at the time of this recording, we've been here
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for almost two months. Yeah, but it's not been a long time.
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Yeah, that's crazy. Two weeks he was ready to dump her? Oh
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totally sad. I know I felt bad for her, but you know I
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also am just like Caitlin. Yeah, she's got no personality, gets himself
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respect. I don't know what you expected from Hall. I really don't.
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If he broke up with you once to go fuck other bitches, why would
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you bring him to this island? Yeah? Really, she's the one who
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brought him. Yeah, it's students like thank you. Yeah, yikes.
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So the singles come back to the women's villa and Caitlin announces that she's a
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singleton. Yeah, and of course Sebastian's like sweet yeah, and same with
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Ai Beard Ai Beard as well, and he I think Ai Beard, who's
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Mike in his confessional says something like it's inhumane what he did know and Sebastian,
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I know in his confessional like he's a loser. Yeah, he's a
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coward. I don't even want to talk about him. These guys are just
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plotting their ways into Kit's pants, right into those panties for They don't give
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it a shit. They're just like sweet, now I can tap her.
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And I keep forgetting that Ai Beard Mike is an aerospace engineer. Uh huh.
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I'm just kind of wondering why she's choosing the personal trainer Sebastian, who's
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just a fuck boy for real. Maybe it's because of his beard verse.
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I mean, I don't like the beard, and I was looking at it
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to see if there's actual hair there or if he's just like spray something on
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his fucking face it's hair, because you were telling me that guys do that.
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Yeah, they spray shit on their need a tattooed and stuff. Sometimes,
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Oh my god, no, there was real there was real hair.
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I feel like he would look exponentially better if he just shaved it, because
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I feel like he's got a strong jaw. Yeah, I'm just like,
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dude, just you don't need it there, it's too dark. Yeah,
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he's about to get friend zoned until I'll talk about that in a moment,
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but not before we talk about Hall going back to the men's villa. But
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he gets there late, so while the other men get their first and they're
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all sitting with those other hose and they're all talking about what they saw their
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video fucking messages, and Michaela's looking really sad. She's crying. She feels
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really guilty because she knows Hall is going through it. She's not guilty because
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she stole another woman's man, right, She's guilty because Hall must be going
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through it, and she's wondering where he is. Yeah, and don't I
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don't know why she feels guilty. I'm just like, are you just pretending
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to feel? Yes? You know, you signed up for a program called
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Temptation Island and you are playing the role of a hoe right, And you
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also sent Caitlin your video message saying I just love him. He's just like
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such a good person to for introducing me to may Thow. Me's great.
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I never knew I could love like this, Okay, michaela twenty four year
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old. I actually think she does feel a little bit of guilt. I'm
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want to talk to you about this because I think she's feeling the weight of
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breaking up an engagement when she doesn't actually love this dude, even though she
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says she's got real feelings. She takes Alexis outside, she's crying. Yeah,
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She's like, I just want him to be happy. That's how I
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know I have real feelings for him, because it doesn't matter who he ends
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up with, as long as he's happy. But I'm hearing her say I
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hope he picks her and doesn't come back to this villa because I actually don't
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like him at all, and I'm just tear for the grab. Is that
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just because you don't like Hall though, because you can't imagine a world where
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anybody would be actually attracted to him. But I don't think she's attracted to
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him. I feel like she is the way she was crying and everything,
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and her tits were bouncing around me, and you're noticing the poopy well,
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I mean they're there. Yeah, But I just feel like she actually does
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kind of care about him. I just don't feel like she cares about him
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enough to like get engaged to him or spend the rest of her life with
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him at this moment in time. So maybe she feels guilty because she's like,
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well, I just broke up this whole ass relationship for just me to
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hook up with him. That she's a sexy, sexy girl, Okay,
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I mean I think they'd probably Okay, I think she's probably desired by a
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lot of men. She's very young, she's at the beginning of her life.
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She's hooking up with some fucking thirty six year old daddy, fucking old
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millennial guy, and she knows deep in her heart she's not going to stay
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with him. And so is it worth it to put on this facade to
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pretend that I'm really falling right when in reality, she knows as soon as
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they leave the island, maybe they're going to be together a week or two,
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but she's not going to stay with him. That's true. And do
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all these people live in the same state and shit like no, so,
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okay, how is this actually going to work? In the y is gonna
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have to relocate because, as we see in the dates section, we have
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fucking taijik painting house and we're going to move to Miami, him in Paris
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and okay, super duper cringe. We'll get to the dates in a moment.
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But so, I don't know. I was trying to feel into Michaela
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and I just didn't. I think she's conflicted because she knows it's not going
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to work. Maybe she feels something. Yeah, they're on Maui. It's
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beautiful, there's alcohol. Sure, I feel stuny in my vagina. Yeah,
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but that doesn't mean I'm going to be with this dud. That's what
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I'm saying. Like, it's probably that it's probably just like, Okay,
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well, I don't really want to make you break up what you have already,
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right, But at the same time, I want to look you.
22:12
She doesn't want to seek, Yeah she does. She probably just wants to
22:15
see what it's like want to fuck that man. She has only been on
22:19
him this entire time because she's there for the camera. I really don't think
22:25
she wants to fuck him. But I mean, maybe she gets accurate fake
22:30
pechic. Yes she does. I mad with him, but I don't even
22:33
get it. Maybe he's got a big Maybe you're judge. I was checking
22:37
it out because he was in that suv driving back that long way to Men's
22:42
villa. His legs are open. I was checking it out and I realized
22:45
he wasn't like a roused or anything. But I'm like, I'm not impressed.
22:51
I'm so judgy. I just don't see it. Yeah, well,
22:53
maybe he's a grower not a shower. Listen, they're gonna have sex.
22:56
If they have sex, MICHAELA is going to be just the point you think.
23:00
I don't think he's got great moves, Honey, I don't think he's
23:03
got great moves. Maybe you dated an impotent guy and he say he had
23:11
fucking great Say that's true. So I'm saying yeah. And he was a
23:15
piece of shit to this. I shouldn't say this shit on the pod.
23:18
I'm gonna get in travel. And he was a drunk, right, So
23:22
he said he probably listened to this. I know he stalks me. Really,
23:27
Yes, well, I hope he is listening when he when it comes
23:30
out, who the fuck I am. He's gonna make Oh really, there's
23:32
a pod. There's a one hundred episodes. He's gonna listen to all of
23:34
me. He's gonna hear this episode. Good. I hope so Jesus Christ.
23:38
To your point, Haul does not have the innate swag of the impotent
23:44
guy. He just the impetic guy. He's got nothing and I don't like
23:52
him. And Michaela is just young and she's gonna do it and it's gonna
23:55
be lackluster, milk toast and typical vanilla white guy. Totally gonna be a
24:00
bummer and she's going to dump him and he's going to deserve it. Yeah,
24:03
and I'm not going to be sad. Yeah, you deserve to be
24:07
single. Dude. Now, what are you going to do? You're almost
24:08
forty and you're single. You have nobody, no prospects, and you're jobless.
24:14
Apparently, according to red Reddit, you have no job loser. I'm
24:18
sorry if I'm must learning a little, No, you're not. I'm drunk.
24:23
I'm gonna stop drinking alcohol starting tomorrow when I go back to my dad,
24:26
all right, when I see moving on. We go back to the
24:34
women's villa where they have some Mermaids and Pirates party. God, I hate
24:40
it, and all they're bad costumes. I'm like, stop him produces me
24:44
to stop. And I feel like this season they don't really have a budget.
24:48
Oh really, And someone was saying on Reddit that normally they have way
24:52
more singles, like there's way more variety, but this time they were eight
24:56
each. Yeah, and it seems kind of lackluster. And then we had
24:59
a only a couple eliminations and now we don't have any more. I'm like,
25:02
okay, right, And like the dates this time, we're so dumb,
25:04
Like both Maricela and Christopher were doing dance party and then both Paris and
25:11
Great were doing paintings fortress, Like, what's happening here? Do you have
25:15
no budget? And they're not like leaving the resort, They're just going into
25:18
the backyard to do their dates. Yeah, and they do all their parties
25:21
and the resorts too, Like they don't leave and do anything besides the bike
25:23
ride, yeah, which is also probably three. So I just think there's
25:27
a budget problem. Wow. No, Yeah, But Caitlin back at the
25:33
women's villa, gets into the pool that night they're partying. She's a single
25:37
to now and so let's turn off, and she gets drunk with her blue
25:41
a wig and her fishnets, jumps in the pool with Sebastian, the personal
25:45
trainer. Boy got cute at all? I didn't think. I don't think
25:49
so either, Just like, really, of any these guys single in the
25:52
women's villa, handsome Christian, I think he's answered, Oh yeah, you're
25:57
right. Yeah, he's like smart and he's got the only one. Yeah,
26:00
and he's with Marisella, who's also the most attractive woman. Well,
26:03
Bryce is kind of handsome. No, not really like his stats on his
26:07
legs. Oh yeah, I didn't notice those. Yeah, he's statted.
26:10
I like that. But anyway, so she starts making out with Sebastian in
26:14
the pool and Mike is clocking it and he's like, okay, I'm out.
26:17
Yeah, I'm going to be friend zoned. And the next day he
26:19
is friend zoned totally is And that night Caitlyn goes to bed with Sebastian and
26:25
she says, they're just cuddling, and I did see her shirt was on.
26:27
They were making out. They were definitely making out. Do you think
26:30
they got the second base? Yeah, I mean I'm kind of shocked because
26:34
Paris says she hasn't slept with anybody. I think that's a load of Maricela
26:37
said she hasn't slept with anybody, And now Caitlyn is saying they're just trying
26:44
to be classy. But it's like, okay, we can see it.
26:45
How a fucking scream? Okay, ho, we can see it. That's
26:49
right. We can see them thrusting. Oh yeah, we can see them
26:52
jackhammering to it's going down hand job. He's under the blank and over at
26:57
the men's villa, Hall finally does take Mikaala to bed and I don't care.
27:03
I don't care, and I think they fucked you. Oh I'm just
27:07
got moving on now to the dates, which we've already kind of talked about.
27:11
They were lackluster, super imporing. Vanessa hangs out with Bryce in some
27:15
pool again and I think it's just the pool in the backyard, and she
27:18
tells him that she really appreciates the support, and you know, she's trying
27:22
to tap in to her inner vulnerability, like maybe I can be opened.
27:29
You didn't mean. It's been so many years that I've been traumatized by other
27:32
men, but maybe I can soften and let my walls Stewn. I feel
27:36
like that's her manipulation tactics with every man that she ever has to try and
27:41
be like, yeah, I can be soft, I'm not hard. I'm
27:42
not a piece of She's so hard. Such a bit to the camera,
27:47
She's like, if it were right now, I would choose to leave with
27:49
Rob Again. I say, I hate to repeat myself every week, but
27:55
they don't give us a whole lot, so I have to. But she's
27:56
only saying this, and she's only acting like this, softer and more vulnerable
28:02
with Bryce because she knows nobody's going to choose her. Yeah, probably Rob
28:06
is not going to choose her either, yea. And so she's saying what
28:10
she can, yeah, totally, just to see if she can manipulate anybody
28:14
else. And for a little web, she's crazy. It's crazy. Then
28:18
we have Taijik in Paris. They're painting on their date in the backyard and
28:23
Taijik paints a portrait of a house in Miami, because I guess Paris really
28:29
wants to move to Miami and live that glamorous life. And he's like,
28:33
I want to move with you as long as you pay. Yeah, I
28:34
want to move with you as long as you like pay for the house.
28:37
This will be our house that you pay for what you pay for her thank
28:40
you in vance. And she's like so charmed by this, I know.
28:42
She gets up and she's like, I've only gone in so sweet, and
28:45
like, wasn't it just last episode he couldn't even tell you if you guys
28:49
were going to be together after a year or whatever. This is the most
28:52
meaningful thing he's been able to say to her. So she's just lapping it
28:56
up. And it's like a kindergarten level fucking stop trying. No, he
29:00
doesn't care at all. These men are doing the bare minimum for these women,
29:03
and these women just laughing. It's fabulous. It's crazy. Over in
29:07
the men's villa, we have great painting Nafisa, who's got like strategically placed
29:12
leaves on her titties and on her couder. And I'm just like, this
29:17
man is so dumb. I's like, oh, wow, you look really
29:19
good, you look beautiful. Can I give you a hug? Can I
29:22
just thrust in tea right now? I find nothing sexy about him? Oh
29:27
nothing at all. I don't know what she's doing because she's dropped it gorgeous.
29:32
Seriously, I'm like, what are you doing with this big dope of
29:34
a man? I don't get it? And she's given him the cookie twice.
29:38
Now, I'm like, why are you even entertaining this dude? He's
29:41
a cheater, he's dumb. All he is is just sex, it's all.
29:45
He's an engineer. Maybe it's money, I guess. Back at the
29:48
women's villa, we have Maricella teaching Christiane how to dance and also teaching Christiane
29:53
some Spanish and making out in the sum they're still sexy. Back at the
29:59
man's villa, we have Chris and Alexis also doing a dance routine. I'm
30:03
like, what is happening? Which is so weird. Right, there's no
30:06
date that I've ever been on in my life where somebody's like, let's go
30:08
in my backyard and I'm going to teach you some cool moves, bro,
30:11
some choreography, and then we'll have a sexy cool down later. Yeah,
30:15
the vibe is so awesome. I'm like, really, it's not awesome.
30:18
Really, you're turbo lame totally. And Chris is only holding on to Alexis
30:22
because what's her face? Totally called him out on his bullshit. He knows
30:26
he can't get anybody else. No, that's it, kind of the Vanessa
30:30
problem. But at least he has somebody. Vanessa has no one. Yeah
30:33
forever Rice hugging on her cheeks. No, he doesn't like her, he
30:37
doesn't like her. He just wants to hit it. Yeah. See.
30:38
None of these connections feel real to me, none at all. Is there
30:41
any connection whatsoever that feel Taijik and barrass does not feel real. Yeah,
30:45
No, Maricella and Christianne feels like a summer romance. Yeah, it doesn't
30:49
feel like it's summer eleven. Yea, who else do we have? Great
30:52
in Afisa? That's just sex. It's stupid Haula michaela. We've already discussed
30:56
it's not real. And then Rob, who's sodbody's so dumb? And what's
31:03
her name? Does she'll get him? No, none of this feels real.
31:06
None of it is real. Nobody all for the camera. Nobody cares
31:08
about an actual, genuine connection because they just want to fuck. Okay.
31:11
Next we have the bonfires, and as we learn at the end of the
31:15
bonfires, this is going to be the last group bonfire where all the women
31:22
and all of the men separately see footage of their partners and the other Villa
31:26
doing all of the fucking nasty, dirty shit that they do. So I
31:29
wonder what we're going to do for the next couple of weeks. Well,
31:30
they've been spreading them out anyway, It's taken three weeks to get between each
31:34
bonfire anyway, right, but like what's the point? So, well,
31:37
they're going to go on one final date. So they're going to have to
31:41
select their final date, and that means anybody they don't select is going to
31:44
be eliminated. So by Tiam, got by Tammy, Yeah, by Ai
31:49
Beard you gotta go. Yeah, friends owned. So we're winding down,
31:53
We're coming to the end of our journey on Hoe Island. So we start
31:57
with the women and they begin to see footage of their men, and we
32:04
start with Vanessa in particular. Yeah, we see Rob saying to the camera
32:08
that part of him wants to stay with Vanessa and that his mind is kind
32:15
of conflicting with his heart and thinking, Okay, which one is where Vanessa
32:19
lives? I know, maybe the mind, maybe the mind, because I
32:22
think his heart is telling him don't and I think it's more with Dez I'm
32:27
not sure. Then there's a scene of him basically saying that he can't take
32:31
it with her anymore, that he has this hatred for her, Like he
32:36
starts crying. He said the word hatred, yeah. And he also says
32:38
she's sucking the soul out of my body. Yeah. So Vanessa sees this,
32:44
starts to cry, and she's like, oh my god, he finally
32:47
came through for me. I'm relieved. I'm so proud of him. I've
32:52
never been proud of him ever, and I'm so proud of him. I'm
32:54
like, what's going on here? Did you not hear that he said he
32:57
hates you and like talk about de Lulu, Like what the hell is wrong
33:00
with you? And Mark Even's like, whoa wait a minute, what are
33:02
you talking about? Did you see the second part of that? Or he
33:05
said you're sucking the very soul out of his body, and she's like,
33:07
well, I just knew he would come through for me. So she's encouraged
33:13
by him saying that a very small, infinitesimal part of him, which lives
33:16
in his dick, yeah, still wants to be with Vanessa because of that
33:20
big old body gored. But every other part of him wants to move on.
33:24
So you're saying there's a chance. Yeah, she's crazy and I don't
33:31
get her because I'm like, so you're relieved and you would take him back
33:35
even though you were super hurt and betrayed that you saw him making out with
33:38
Das literally at the last bonds out and every fine. I mean, like
33:43
they're grinding up on each other. He's just like all loving up on day
33:47
and she's like betrayed and hurt and can't stand him. And then you see
33:52
this and you're like, I will take him back. I will probably leave
33:57
with him. I'm like, really, if you left with him, though,
34:00
you're just gonna be mad at him for eternity that he cheated on you
34:02
on Howe Island. I know, I mean it really is. So you're
34:06
saying there's a chance. And whereas Hall, that bland ass dope is a
34:12
thirty six year old man barreling like a locomotive to forty. Yeah, he's
34:15
almost forty ye, and he's got to get a shit together. On the
34:19
other side of that is Vanessa, who I want to say, is the
34:22
same age. She's thirty five. Yes, she's got the same problem.
34:24
Nobody wants you, bitchy, and you're gonna go back to New York and
34:29
nobody's gonna want you there either, because the older men get the less are
34:32
going to put up with your fucking bullshit. Exactly. I feel like she's
34:36
in this moment scrambling. She's choosing not to hear Rob saying I hate her,
34:40
Yeah, and she's sucking the life out of me, and she's choosing
34:44
to glom onto. There's a part of me in my dick that wants to
34:46
stay with her, but then also says that she's lowering her standards to be
34:51
with him. Well, that was three weeks ago, before she knew that
34:53
nobody would want her. She thought everybody was gonna want her with all of
34:57
her sexual charms, of course, with her a little sex move that she
35:00
does. Yeah. Then we get to Paris. She watches Great in the
35:05
fucking truck with his hand up against the truck. Cringe, Titanic scene.
35:09
Why and then Nefisa and him in the shower all Nick and Paris is just
35:16
like flabbergasted, and she's like, it's the same fucking bullshit week after week,
35:22
and she doesn't seem to understand. Like in the first week and again
35:27
it's only been two weeks, so probably the first fucking day of filming,
35:30
she said, if the cameras weren't here, I would suck that guy's dick,
35:35
right, And then she's been making out yes, saying that they are
35:40
fucking but righting write something, and even Mark Wahbert calls her out on them,
35:45
and he's like, well, well, what's the difference, though?
35:46
You kiss Tajik and she's like, well, yeah, but that's just kissing.
35:51
It's like what, it's so hypocritical. I'm like, how do you
35:52
do see yourself in this moment other than your youth? I think she's twenty
35:55
two or something, really young. He's like twenty three years. She just
35:58
doesn't understand what's happening, Like, you're doing the exact same thing, if
36:01
not worse than what Great is doing, and you really the audacity to be
36:05
so upset about it. Well, and he's also cheating on you before,
36:07
So what the fuck did you expect? Right? I don't understand. I
36:12
don't get these two people. We move on to Marisella, who basically sees
36:15
Christopher saying that she's going to come crawling back, and she kind of laughs
36:21
and she's like, yeah, I'm done pleasing other people. I've had my
36:24
taste of freedom. It's awesome. I'm not going to be crawling back.
36:28
I really hope she means that me too. I really, I'm like,
36:30
please, don't fall for Chris, don't be a fucking rob involve for Vanessa's
36:36
stupid choice, Like, just be done with him forever? Yes, please?
36:38
And I have a feeling she might go crawling back because I feel like
36:44
their finances are entangled. They've been together for three years. Remember, her
36:46
credit feels like it's bad. He shames her for not achieving as much as
36:52
maybe she could achieve. And so she's going to get back to wherever they
36:54
live, and she's gonna have to go back to their fucking apartment and they're
36:58
joint checking account. She's gonna be like, I might as well just stay.
37:00
Yeah. I don't believe in the backbone that she's pretending to show us.
37:05
I worry about it. I'm surprised they didn't show the scene of him
37:07
and Alexeias fucking like literally the second that he knew that, did she last
37:13
time? No, they didn't think they did. I don't think she cares.
37:15
I don't think she does either because she's obviously grinding up on Christian right,
37:20
she's having a time of her life, and so it's Christian loven.
37:23
Then we get to Kitlyn, and Caitlyn hears Hall tell Michaela that she can
37:30
take all the time she needs to have the babies, like she's going to
37:34
give her the space there. But I know you're younger. It's okay,
37:37
baby, I will wait. It's because your biological clock isn't taking that's right,
37:42
not like Caitlyn, of course, an old hag. And so Mark
37:45
asks her how it feels having Hall give Michaela something that he was not able
37:51
to give her, and she basically just said, I'm just disappointed in him.
37:53
He sucks. He does suck. Caitlyn, wake up. I mean,
37:58
Jesus, I don't even know why she back to him to begin with
38:00
me neither. I mean, I really don't get it, Like if you
38:04
can pull guys like Sebastian and Ai Beard and though I mean it's like an
38:09
experiment like her, I mean Ai Beard does I guess? I I don't
38:15
know. Girls, Yeah, it is an experiment, right. Yeah.
38:19
They're in a house for apparently just two weeks or two and a half three
38:22
weeks crazy and they're immersed in the singles and they only have those people with
38:28
them. So maybe in a situation like that, Sebastian the fuck boy would
38:31
be into her. But like outside, in the real world, I just
38:35
don't think so. Yeah, maybe not. I mean, but I feel
38:38
like she's kind of a catch. Maybe really this entire time you've been like,
38:43
I can't even see her face. She's so boring. It's like just
38:45
a fucking haze of blur. I can't see her. I don't feel she's
38:49
not real. She's got a career, she's smart. I mean, she's
38:52
smarter. Well, she's better than how I'll give you that. That's what
38:54
I'm saying. Yea haul whatever. His fucking name is Paul tol Dorado.
38:59
What's this last name? I don't know? Colorado? All right. Now,
39:04
moving on to the boys. They have a bonfire too. We can't
39:07
forgot the battles. So we start with Chris the slam poet. Yeah,
39:12
and he watches Maricella basically talking about freedom and how much she can never go
39:16
back now that she's had a taste of her own freedom, and he takes
39:22
that and turns it into something about himself, and he's like, course,
39:25
I mean, I've sacrificed so much for this relationship. I've had to really
39:30
just lay my needs on the altar of what Maricella wants. I'm like,
39:35
how did you get there? Things? She wants to be free. It
39:37
sounds exactly like what Hall has been saying about Kaitlin. He's just copying the
39:40
same fucking script because he knows how it looks for Hall, and he wants
39:44
to see if it can make him look better. Because Chris looks like an
39:46
asshole. He does a whole entire season. He looks like a piece of
39:50
shit. He doesn't get it. He thinks he's coming off is profound and
39:52
deep challenge. Okay, dude, calm down, he Snydeley says that Maricella
40:00
is entitled to have the freedom that she wants. In other words, when
40:04
we get back wherever we live in our apartment, she's gonna have all the
40:07
freedom she wants. I don't want this bitch, But you want her,
40:09
oh because you suck Yeah, and you know she's a fucking catch. Oh
40:14
yeah, and you know she's gorgeous and you're you've been treating her like shit.
40:17
This whole entire time. You made her christ on e tears on national
40:21
television because you let out her secret out, You outed her, outed her
40:25
for everybody to know. Yeah, and now you're going to have to go
40:29
back to that. I feel like he's going to try and manipulate her,
40:30
beast. He's a piece of shit. He's a piece of shit. Yeah.
40:35
Next we have Rob who watches Vanessa on a date with Bryce, and
40:38
here again, this is where Vanessa is saying that she's working on being more
40:43
vulnerable, letting her walls down, and then Rob responds to this. He's
40:46
so dumb. He responds to this by saying the audacity. I know,
40:52
Like, what do you mean? I feel like if we want to believe
40:54
in Vanessa and give her the benefit of the doubt, then maybe I know.
40:59
But but maybe this is evidence that she's learning something about herself. I
41:04
mean, but I can see where he's coming from, though, because she
41:06
hasn't worked on herself in their relationship at all, and she's treated him like
41:10
shit and every time he's tried to call her out on her shit, she
41:15
blames him for it, makes him feel like she shuts it into a fight
41:16
and super aggressive. So I can. I guess I can see it and
41:21
be like, well, fuck you, like why are you coming to this
41:22
show, and like you're mad at me for finding a connection and you say
41:27
that you've lowered your standards to be with me and all of this bullshit,
41:30
but yet you want to be with me and you want to work on it.
41:34
I don't know. I can see where he's okay. I mean,
41:36
I guess I just didn't understand what he found audacious about what she was saying,
41:39
other than in the context that you've just presented that. He's like,
41:42
yeah, right, and maybe he thinks she's just lying. Maybe he knows
41:45
her so well that he knows that this is just all a manipulation game for
41:49
her. I mean, you know, and his dumb brain like her sense
41:52
it and be like, noah, bitch, I know you're playing. Yeah,
41:55
yeah, that makes sense. I'm gonna go with that. Then yeah,
41:59
moving on to Great. Oh my god, there's something about Great.
42:02
I can't take it. Dude. He is so ridiculous. I can't do
42:06
it. I mean, he's such a ding dong. How are you an
42:07
engineer? How are you like a fucking calculated think a critical thinker who like
42:13
has to look at fucking equations. I don't know what they do or build
42:15
a fucking engine. I don't know how they do that. Well, maybe
42:17
it's like married at first sight, where they lie, they embellish their actual
42:22
employee, like he's a coffee engineer. I'm an engineer at home depot.
42:28
I engineered the fucking stocking. Because I don't see it. I feel like
42:35
there's a standard with engineers. There's got to be like a level of intelligence.
42:38
But having said that, engineers and very smart people, scientific people,
42:44
lawyers, people, that that's they're often very emotionally unintelligent exactly, but great,
42:50
it's just unintelligent, unintelligent totally. I'm just like, oh my gosh,
42:54
stop talking. It's better when you don't talk, I know. Anyway,
42:59
So, right, sees Paris snog in Taijik and Mark psych what do
43:04
you think about that? And he's like, I see a single woman doing
43:08
single things basically, and Mark psych, well, what do you think about
43:13
the connection between Taijik and Paris? And he's like, I think he's playing
43:16
with her. Yeah, I think he's not serious. He isn't And Mark
43:21
said something like, well, maybe there's no connection because she actually feels connected
43:25
to you, and he's like, I don't think. So she was in
43:30
bed with Taiji and Mark Psych. Well, weren't you in bed with Nafisa
43:35
and great Psych. Well there was a reason for that. I know,
43:37
Mike, what the my dick was hard? He didn't say that, but
43:39
I'm like, what's the reason for you? Why is it okay for you,
43:44
dumb dumb to be in bed with Nafisa and taking a shower naked with
43:47
Nafisa, but seeing Paris kiss Taijik is a complete and total offense. Well,
43:52
he needed to get his pencil wet. Duh. There's a reason for
43:55
it. And that reason is I'm a man. Yeah, I'm a high
43:59
value man. Yeah, and I get to do this shit. I'm allowed
44:01
to fuck bitches. Yeah. I'm like, oh my god, both of
44:05
you heorous and great. You are terrible. Yeah, and I can't wait
44:07
to not remember your last but not least we get to how Yeah, I'm
44:13
sorry. Haul. So Haul sees Caitlin basically calling himselfish, it's always about
44:20
me, me, me, and he's always been this way. Yeah.
44:22
And then he sees Caitlin in bed with subustion. Yeah, and he says
44:27
the first part hurt him more than the second part, because how dare her
44:31
call meself? Her family is going to see that. They're all going to
44:35
think I'm a bad person, because you are. You are a bad person.
44:37
You dumped her once already, Yep, you came back, made her
44:40
believe that you wanted her, and now you're dumping her again. I know,
44:44
I'm like, what, why would you even say something like that?
44:45
They're going to see you dumping her on national TV while you're making out with
44:50
titsmaghee. I'm sorry, but like, come on, we all see it
44:52
for what it is. Do you know? On the Temptation Allion read it?
44:58
The moderators made a post that the bus can call her tits McGee.
45:00
Any why we can't call her tits McGee. We can't, like, we
45:05
can't refer to her body parts in this kind of an exploitative way. Be
45:08
it because it's rude and it's misogynist. Stick you have internalized misogyny bags.
45:15
I mean, I think you know that. I mean I know that,
45:17
but I'm like, oh damn, that's me. Really. I've never said
45:21
it, like on Reddit, but I've said it on this fucking podcast.
45:23
People are too sensitive redcoms. Are you guys mad that we call her tits
45:27
McGhee. She's putting him out there, I'm on display. They're out there,
45:30
loud and broud, and she's twerking and doing all this. I can
45:35
see her uterus, I can see her future children. That's what I'm saying.
45:37
Come on, I'm just calling a thing a thing. Can't we live
45:40
in a real world where we say real things we don't mean? Jesus.
45:45
Reddit is such an echo chamber. I'm like, she is tits McGhee,
45:49
that's what she is. Literally deathlay. So Hall is really upset because he
45:54
can't fathom the idea that people will think that he's actually selfish, when in
45:58
reality he's so fucking selfish, so selfish. I don't know who he thinks
46:01
he is. I mean, really though, it's like, you don't have
46:05
a fucking six bag, you don't have a job, and your legs are
46:07
very bad, but they're just a disproportionate with the rest of his body.
46:13
Little just me, no, little Sorry, I'm always going to err on
46:15
the side of body shame. Yeah, I need to stop. Look,
46:19
I'm gonna make a very bold statement. You're not gonna live up to it.
46:22
But I'm gonna try over the next year. Okay, I'm gonna try
46:28
to not do that. It's okay, okay, I really am. I
46:31
just but I hate the fact that I reduce people's personality traits to their body
46:36
parts. They're on TV for us to watch. You can't tell me you're
46:39
not going to buy a shame Angela. I can't do it. It's so
46:45
bad to do it. Why Angela sucks? But I need to do better,
46:47
and I'm just making them saying that to you. I feel like once
46:51
I say it with my voice, there's a better chance I'm gonna do it.
46:53
Okay, Okay, what I don't believe. Wow, I don't want
46:58
a body shame. Look at my body. Well it's pretty great. It's
47:00
pretty great, and it's pretty rad. No, but I mean, oh,
47:05
am, I to speak. Really, I can't do that. We
47:07
all do that. That's why I watch my six hundred pound life so I
47:08
can just saying shout at the television at these people who share my oxygen.
47:14
But meanwhile I'm eating fucking nachos and drinking all this fucking alcohol. It's my
47:17
favorite way to watch that shows, the best way to watch doing the same
47:22
thing at the same time. But I'm just like, it's so hypocritical.
47:25
I'm paris and great, I'm hypocrite. You're not as bad as most Okay,
47:29
we could be worse, could we? Yeah? Am I gonna There's
47:31
a lot of things I don't say on this pod. Oh believe me,
47:36
I know it. I know your alter ego. I know how fucking a
47:38
horrible person. I do know that you you are. You do censor yourself,
47:43
and I think that's great. I'm gonna try and do that more because
47:45
I don't want to offend anybody. And I know we have a disclaimer,
47:46
so I don't hold it against us. Yeah, but I just feel like
47:50
in shows like this, where that's all there is, it's hard to go
47:52
anywhere else. There's literally nothing else on this show though, to like even
47:57
talk about besides the vapidness, A fucking dumbass noess. Yeah, Like,
48:02
these people are ridiculous, dude, And I'm thinking if I were in my
48:06
twenties, would I be super into this show? But you're show. No.
48:09
But I'm like a grandma though I feel like a geriatric twenty You literally
48:15
you can Yeah, you make stock. I cross stitch, you cross,
48:19
stitch, you bake. Yeah, you like our grandma. I am a
48:22
straight up grandma. Yeah, But I don't know this show. It's almost
48:25
over, so we're getting into the home stretch. I know we'll see what
48:30
happens. Do we think any of these couples stay together? No? I
48:32
feel like though, if anything, Maricela is going to go back to fucking
48:37
Chris because she's stupid. She's not going to do it on the final Bonfire
48:42
though, because she's going to be saving face. I think Caitlyn and Hall.
48:45
Here's what I'm hoping for with Caitlyn and Hall, that Michaela dumps him
48:50
and that the guilt that she's feeling is because she's actually a decent person inside
48:54
and she knows breaking up a marriage or an engagement is a fucking fucked up
48:58
thing to do, no matter if you're on whole island, and she's gonna
49:00
be like, I'm out, I can't do it. Oh my. Can
49:01
you imagine if she dumps Hall and then he has to fit there across from
49:06
Caitlin and beg for her back. That would be I would love crying TV.
49:10
And I want her to say no. I want her to say it
49:13
out. I want her to say no, not again, Paris. No,
49:17
they are faking. I feel like they're faking. I think they're going
49:20
to go home together because they're making it up. It's not really. And
49:23
then who's left? Oh God, Vanessa, Oh Vanessa and Rob. She
49:28
will try to manipulate the fuck out of him. He's gonna cry. She's
49:31
gonna cry vulnerable. You showed me that you could be a mature birds.
49:36
He's gonna fall for it. Yeah, of course, because his dick's gonna
49:38
get hard. And then the second that they fuck again, he's gonna be
49:42
like, why did I do this? I hate her? Yeah, I
49:43
literally hate her. She's the worst. God. Good talk. Yeah,
49:46
yeah, good show. I can't believe we it was like it was pretty
49:50
light on detail. Oh, there was like nothing. Yeah. I had
49:52
to watch it again just to remember what the fuck happened. I watched it
49:55
today and I was watching it and I'm like, my brain is empty.
50:00
There's nothing going on here. Absolutely, we got it. Well raccoons,
50:06
if you've listened to this far, we thank you for staying in the dumpster
50:07
with us. It's makes us feel warmer in here. Yeah, and like
50:12
we belong yeah, we're part of a collective. We're trash raco community.
50:15
Yeah, who have like no integrity. Thank you, thank you. We're
50:19
going to be back on Wednesday or Thursday, depending on whether you're a patron.
50:22
We will be discussing sister wives gossip. There's a lot of gossip and
50:25
Plaithville Gossipthvil gossip, and maybe a couple of other things. And so if
50:30
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50:35
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50:38
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50:46
Yeah, I really appreciate it. I read them all. Thank you
50:50
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50:52
And until next time, everybody,