Latest / Scott & Ally on Demand / They found the Giraffe!!

Transcript

They found the Giraffe!! · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, get ready for it.
• 0:01
  SPEAKER_02: This week, let's just deal with this.
• 0:03
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's gonna be hot.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_01: And I have the worst, worst an inconvenient sunburn.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_01: You ever get the worst inconvenient sunburn that everyone?
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_02: Like, where where where are you getting it?
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_02: Like, is it on your back where when you lay down, you're just like, oh, spikes.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_01: That's a great example.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_01: It is on the back of my knees.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's the other one, yes.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_01: So when I'm sitting and I I always or walking because your legs touch, kinda, you know?
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_01: That's true.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean, the back of my knees don't touch, thank God.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_01: Not yet, at least.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_02: Not yet, but they're yeah.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_02: But but your pants or anything you wear like that, it like brushes against oh god.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_01: You get in the shower, you're like, oh, but I'm sitting, so you sit on the back, because it starts at like mid-thigh to mid-calf.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_01: Which is weird.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_01: Like, why did the sun not touch an ankle?
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_01: Why'd it not touch my upper thigh?
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_01: Because I did, unless I have a uh shelf or a booty.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_01: Um, because I had the short shorts on on Saturday while we were prepping for a party in the park.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_01: So it it could have touched my thighs.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_02: It went for the softer meat.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, it did.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so when you're sitting and you're bending your leg, it's owl.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_02: I know I've had a no, in all seriousness, guys, uh like today's the last of the well, it's not even not even gonna be cool today.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_02: It's gonna be 89.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_02: And then are you ready?
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_02: 91, 99, 99, 96 on Friday.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_02: This just keeps going through, and they're calling it a heat dome.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_01: Heat dome, dome, dome, dome, dome.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_02: Starring that horrible comedian from the 90s.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_01: Polly Shore?
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_02: Polly Shore, the Heat Dome.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_01: Isn't that like the the offshoot to Bio Dome?
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, it's the heat dome.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_01: Also terrible movie from the 90s.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_01: Um, so this is a story that happened last week that I have to give you an update on.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_01: And I don't know if you heard about the missing giraffe.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_01: Did you hear about it?
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, I have.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_02: There, we have audio.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_02: They found it.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_02: How do you lose something that big?
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and it was just four miles from home.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_01: You lose it and it's four miles, like from here to what, your house, New York Sport and Fitness.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_01: Like, that's about right.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_01: It is so close.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_01: How did you lose a giraffe?
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_02: This took me when I was watching some of this story, and I was looking.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, it was a mildly rural area.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_02: Well, so are we, actually, now that I think about it.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_02: But if I was driving Hoffman and I saw a giraffe, I'd probably be like, okay.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but yeah, so this thing goes missing here.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_00: There's we have located her.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, she's fat and happy and safe.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_00: She just decided to go on a little fleeing and had a bit of a catch me if you can attitude there for a minute.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_00: But we've located her, she's safe, and we will be happy to update everybody at the Welcome Home Gracie party.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_01: Is this the owner?
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I would assume so, right?
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah, I guess so.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that oh no, that's the sheriff.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_02: That's Sheriff Nathan T.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_02: Johnson, if you will.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_01: That you would wear as a kid.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_02: Remember when you had like the sheriff costume when you were to one of those amusement parks we talked about a few months ago that still did the Wild West shootout.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_02: Sheriff uh Jonathan T.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_02: Johnson.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_02: Jonathan T.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_02: Johnson.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_01: I meant Nathan T.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_01: Johnson.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_01: I kind of like Jonathan Jonathan T.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_02: Johnson, my parents are creative.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_01: You got the you got the it was more of like a plastic belt.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yes, it was.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_01: And then the sheriff's gun is it's silver, but it's really plasticky with the white, like pearl handle.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I'm talking about?
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_02: Takes me back to the uh uh to the story of April the Giraffe.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_02: Remember how we were all taken in by April, who ended up croaking a couple years after all that publicity.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I mean it was her time.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_02: Uh but do you remember the story behind that?
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_02: Oh no?
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_02: Where uh I got drugged to go see April the Giraffe.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, and I really wanted to go.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, why didn't you invite me?
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_02: Well, but I wish you were there to assert yourself because it was that family in front of us that was waiting for the per they they ushered everybody through very quickly.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_02: It was like, you I love that I'm playing the soap opera music for this story, too.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_02: The girl.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_02: So they'd usher people through, like, you know, okay, you get 0.1 second to take a picture, off you go.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_01: It's like a meet and greet, honestly, whenever we do those meet and greets backstage.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_02: But then the pushy mom that drove the white SUV, the Suburban, shows up with her 82 packaged family there and is just setting up for the perfect picture.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_02: And do you think there was anyone there to usher them through?
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_02: Oh no, 14 pictures later.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_02: We're all photographer.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, we're standing there.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_02: And then it gets to our turn and they're like, okay, keep on moving.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_01: We're like, I'm like, what was what just happened?
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly why I hate meet and greets, even if it's April the Giraffe.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yes.