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Fandomonium - Twilight LIVE - Foreskin of a Killer vs Breaking Wind (Part 1 & Part 2) · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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  Speaker 1: You're listening to a lily Pad production.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, and welcome to Fandemonium, the pop culture game show
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  Speaker 2: that shines a spotlight onto everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your
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  Speaker 2: games master at Pale Vampire Lord, acting as a metaphor
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  Speaker 2: for the Pope Matt Watson. But a game's master needs games,
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  Speaker 2: and games need players, so please welcome team number one.
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  Speaker 2: She is our evergreen panelist, a podcaster and comedian who
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  Speaker 2: works in STEM, which today stands for Sulky Teens Everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 2: It's Audre Stephenson, and she is an improviser, a stickhorse,
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  Speaker 2: and a tune titan who knows a thing or two
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  Speaker 2: about moving from scorching southern climbs to rainy mountain forests.
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  Speaker 3: It's Julia BOSEI. I just touched the mike.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why I whispered that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the MIC's picking up everything. Ordra, Hey, Julia, how
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  Speaker 2: are you both doing?
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  Speaker 1: Amazing?
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  Speaker 4: I'm living the dream. I am gonna move this microphone.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry to anyone listening in the future. I'm living the dream.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so excited to be here. I'm drinking my bag
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  Speaker 4: of blood.
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  Speaker 3: It's really good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's talk about these bags of blood.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, thank you.
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  Speaker 4: I thought that I was being extra by buying the
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  Speaker 4: Capri sun pouches that I could fill with my own
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  Speaker 4: blood colored cocktail, and then I saw them and the
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  Speaker 4: magic was not lost on me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're fantastic. I've not actually tried one of these. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna cry. Supping suck.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever done slap the bag?
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  Speaker 3: Sorry? What is slap the bag?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so you've heard of boxed wine.
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  Speaker 3: I've heard of box wine yet.
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  Speaker 6: So if you take the box out, there's basically a bag, yes,
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  Speaker 6: and someone will hold that for you and then like
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  Speaker 6: lift the little lever and you slap it and then
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  Speaker 6: you basically chug the.
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  Speaker 2: Wa Oh what a fun dessentence to alcoholism.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I did it with my honor counsel.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, it's so special.
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  Speaker 1: It was a bonding moment.
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  Speaker 3: Fantastic.
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  Speaker 2: Well, in case it wasn't already obvious from your from
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  Speaker 2: your outfits, from the fact that I said it a
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  Speaker 2: couple of times. Up top, today's theme is Twilight. How
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  Speaker 2: familiar are you with Twilight, Audra?
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  Speaker 4: I am aware of Twilight. I grew up in the
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  Speaker 4: time when everybody really cared about Twilight. Which is just
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  Speaker 4: the two thousands in general. So I have a general
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  Speaker 4: osmosis of Twilight. I watched the movie recently, the first one,
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  Speaker 4: not all of them.
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  Speaker 3: I simply could not.
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  Speaker 4: You're a human, I'm a I'm a human, and I
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  Speaker 4: have constraints on my time and eyes and eyes and
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  Speaker 4: a soul, and so I had a hard time. But
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  Speaker 4: I did watch the first one recently and it entertained me.
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  Speaker 3: Good.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's that's about as much as you can expect
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  Speaker 2: from Twilight, I think, Julia, what about yourself familiar with Twilight?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, girl.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not Okay, I wasn't a twyhard but oh terminology. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: but I did read the first two books.
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  Speaker 1: I realized only the first.
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  Speaker 6: Two books because I've watched all of the movies twice recently.
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  Speaker 2: And Julie, can I ask you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 6: It's so good because what you don't know, because you
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  Speaker 6: didn't get to it, is there's an epic battle of
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  Speaker 6: the last movie that just gets you going and like,
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  Speaker 6: you know, all for the sake.
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  Speaker 1: Of CGI baby. Okay, god, yeah, so it can.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like the last three movies are more watchable
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  Speaker 6: than the first two.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: There's five movies, right, yes there.
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  Speaker 5: Are, so you just need to get like over the hump.
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  Speaker 3: That is the whole premise of.
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  Speaker 6: But I grew up reading the first two whenever they
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  Speaker 6: were coming out, and I was very much into it.
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  Speaker 6: And then I fell into the hole. You know, I'm
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  Speaker 6: not like other girls. Therefore I don't like Twilight. I
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  Speaker 6: hate women inner misogyny journey.
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  Speaker 2: Then we all go through yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, well,
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  Speaker 2: perfectly suited for a set of games about Twilight.
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  Speaker 6: Then that's me perfectly suited for Twilight games.
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  Speaker 3: Fantastic.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you you're gonna need some opponents, maybe another vampire
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  Speaker 2: clan to play against.
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  Speaker 3: So I hope they're Catholic, So let's meet them.
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  Speaker 2: He is a comedian, improviser, stick horse and living Puppets.
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  Speaker 2: I promise this show is going to test his cardio
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  Speaker 2: way less than the last one. It's Casey Dean phrase.
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  Speaker 2: It's avoid the wires, don't trip on them, go or
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  Speaker 2: do it. It'd be a nice, like exciting moment. And
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  Speaker 2: she is a comedian, improviser and whimsor cultiste. Her name
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  Speaker 2: is like the meth that Stephanie Meyer was smoking when
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  Speaker 2: she wrote this series.
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  Speaker 3: It's Chrystal around up up suns.
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  Speaker 2: This this is actually the first game.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we are, hell yeah going down? WHOA that was
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  Speaker 3: a threat.
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  Speaker 4: I honestly, I'm very bellus one in this situation. Probably
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  Speaker 4: I will.
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  Speaker 7: And I want to get Julia one more blood bag, please, running.
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  Speaker 5: A blood bag, buy me a blood mag.
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  Speaker 7: That's how I'm going to win everybody. I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 7: Julia really drunk for this show, the Murmur.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to pay for it though here hold.
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  Speaker 1: On, I did pay for.
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  Speaker 2: It's fantastic for going. I'll cut all this.
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  Speaker 6: It's a It's like Casey and I do other you know,
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  Speaker 6: like podcasted shows, and so you know, we should be
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  Speaker 6: better about this.
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  Speaker 3: I think this is great.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Casey, Casey, Crystal, thank you so much for joining us.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. How are you both doing?
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  Speaker 3: We yes, excellent.
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  Speaker 2: And you're planning on keeping that up for the full
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  Speaker 2: seventy minutes? Yeah, okay, it's fantastic. We hit the chat Twilight.
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  Speaker 2: You've got your bag of blood. Casey, you are you're
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  Speaker 2: a fan of Twilight.
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  Speaker 7: H I fucking thought I was, and then I read
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  Speaker 7: the first book in in in lieu of this show.
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  Speaker 3: That's the right wording, right, Yes, there we go. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's in Lou. I'm saying Lou.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, that means instead in lieu of the show.
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  Speaker 7: I read the first book and it sucked. It was
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  Speaker 7: really really bad. And then I was like, you know what,
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  Speaker 7: I'm going to give it a chance. I want to
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  Speaker 7: watch the movie, and the movie is going to be
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  Speaker 7: so much better. And I watched the movie and the
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  Speaker 7: movie sucked.
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  Speaker 3: And so I hate Twilight.
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  Speaker 7: But he.
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  Speaker 3: That might be the correct answer.
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  Speaker 2: We'll find out just but first, Crystal, are you you
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  Speaker 2: a fine of Twilight?
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  Speaker 8: I have a similar story to Casey, So yeah, I
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  Speaker 8: was was a fan back in the day when I
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  Speaker 8: was a child it came out.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, recently I re read the book. Yeah it
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  Speaker 3: was terrible. I watched the movie. It had some so
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  Speaker 3: bad it's good quality. Sure, I'm not going with you
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  Speaker 3: know it was terrible.
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  Speaker 8: It was watchable, watchable. I got through it in a
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  Speaker 8: few cities.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, if if you space it out, it's kind of
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  Speaker 2: okay to consume.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Crystal, how.
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  Speaker 1: Long do you usually space out movies?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 4: No, no, you're one of those crazy people that just
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  Speaker 4: watches a movie from start to finish.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what don't come for me?
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  Speaker 3: Andrew, I forget what happened if I don't.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, when you're watching movies not like Twilight, that's what
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  Speaker 7: you can do.
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  Speaker 3: That's what you can accomplish. Just start to finish.
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  Speaker 6: You just binge all of them the same day.
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  Speaker 7: Wild man, this is not my crowd.
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  Speaker 3: Well, let's find out what kind of crowds.
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  Speaker 2: This is a lovely audience here tonight. Give me a cheer.
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  Speaker 2: If you're a fan of Twilight, Okay, give give me
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  Speaker 2: a cheer. If you're like this, Twilight is terrible. It's
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  Speaker 2: the worst thing ever. Split crowd, I love it.
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  Speaker 3: You've got a lot deeper.
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  Speaker 6: I'll forgive you and explain why you're a misogynist leader.
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  Speaker 5: I'm changing.
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  Speaker 4: I actually love Twilight now because Stephanie Meyer I do
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  Speaker 4: not think is a girl's girl, but I am.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay, seams with that.
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  Speaker 2: You've just arrived at your first day at the new
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  Speaker 2: high school. Paramore is playing in your headphones, Your converse
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  Speaker 2: aren't yet faded. It's full two thousand and seven, and
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  Speaker 2: there's still hope for the millennial generation.
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  Speaker 3: Will we just please go back? That's what's where we
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  Speaker 3: are now. It's where we are now.
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  Speaker 2: It's okay, Casey, don't reference anything after two thousand and seven.
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  Speaker 2: But to navigate the social politics of school, you'll need
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  Speaker 2: to join a clique of monsters. So I'd like each
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  Speaker 2: pair to come up with a Twilight themed team name. Please,
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  Speaker 2: let's start with Audra and what have you got?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we do not have a bowl of jizz this
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  Speaker 1: time or an epic list of Marvel. We have come
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  Speaker 1: down to three.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, okay, Renz Maniacs.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, as everyone knows, is the bibet of Edward and Bella.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so sorry. There will be spoilers.
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  Speaker 5: Spoiler warning entire episode.
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  Speaker 6: Another one h Foreskin of a Killer okay.
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  Speaker 5: Particularly fun and fucks Washington.
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  Speaker 1: It was particularly fun called forks Washington.
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  Speaker 5: Spoiler.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry, sorry, I really do want to say.
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  Speaker 1: For Skin of a Killer a lot.
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  Speaker 4: Any row that requires buzzing buzzing in will just be
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  Speaker 4: us shouting force k.
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  Speaker 2: I have to say it loads of times during this
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  Speaker 2: stop selling us so full skin for.
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  Speaker 3: Skin, for skin. Okay, it's full skin of a Killer.
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  Speaker 3: Narrow it down, it is foreskin.
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  Speaker 6: No, whatever we butt in, it'll be foreskin. But every
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  Speaker 6: time Matt has to say it. It's for Skin of
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  Speaker 6: a Killer.
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  Speaker 5: Please say our name in full.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks for trying to help me, Casey, I'm trying
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  Speaker 2: to help.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Matt is our enemy, our common enemy, Casey.
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  Speaker 2: It's not our my Okay, so we've got full Skin
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  Speaker 2: of a Killer. Let's let's find out if they've finished
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  Speaker 2: chatting about coming up with a team name right this second.
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  Speaker 3: We did it. We just came up with it right now. Perfect,
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  Speaker 3: What have you got? We're in the Breaking Winds Part
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  Speaker 3: one and Part two.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that is a fantastic team name.
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  Speaker 3: I love it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was not on my list. I
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  Speaker 1: love it.
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  Speaker 3: It's incredibly thing I thought of. It was the first
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  Speaker 3: thought and only idea. It's perfect.
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  Speaker 4: Gosh, when you get it right the first time, it's
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  Speaker 4: so satisfying.
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  Speaker 3: M h, I'm too for sure.
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  Speaker 1: I think we're supposed to be the team leaders. So I.
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  Speaker 3: Still all right?
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  Speaker 2: So we got four Skin of a Killer versus Breaking
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  Speaker 2: Wins Part one and Part two.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, it's.
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  Speaker 2: It's at this point I'd like to like to show
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  Speaker 2: what our teams will be playing for. It's the mystery
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  Speaker 2: prize over in the corner. There can I get an
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  Speaker 2: ooh for the mystery prize. Thank you, that will be
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  Speaker 2: picked up on the podcast. Ah, I am a lucky boy. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: thank you so much. I'm getting a shake of the
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  Speaker 2: head from my producer that I shouldn't say that there's
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  Speaker 2: something exciting in there. We'll we'll build to it. We'll
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  Speaker 2: see how many points our teams can score. But first,
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  Speaker 2: if you're listening to this and thinking, yes, twilight is
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  Speaker 2: my favorite time of day and I'm glad these weirdos
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  Speaker 2: are doing a whole show about it, or not, your
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  Speaker 2: silly little goose, here's Oldra with a little segment we
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  Speaker 2: like to call passing Knowledge.
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  Speaker 4: Twilight is a series of romantic vampire fantasy books by
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  Speaker 4: Stephanie Meyer. The largest element of fantasy in this books
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  Speaker 4: is that this is a healthy romantic situation. The books
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  Speaker 4: were released in two thousand and five to two thousand
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  Speaker 4: and eight, and the films began production in two thousand
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  Speaker 4: and eight as well. And then what else happened in
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  Speaker 4: two thousand and eight the financial crisis coincidence?
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  Speaker 1: Probably not.
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  Speaker 4: The film adaptations had mixed reviews. Critics had a not
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  Speaker 4: so good opinion of it, but fans of the books
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  Speaker 4: really loved it, making Twilight the equivalent of the media
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  Speaker 4: pumpkin spice latte.
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  Speaker 5: A lot of people have.
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  Speaker 4: Strong opinions, and I will enjoy it in the quiet
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  Speaker 4: of my own home, very privately.
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  Speaker 5: The saga falls the story. The saga follows the story.
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  Speaker 2: It's a podcast, we can use that take.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's fine.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes I forget that there's other people in this room
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  Speaker 4: who have heard me make mistakes. The saga follows the
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  Speaker 4: team girl Bella Swan, as she moves to Forks, Washington
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  Speaker 4: and then falls in love with a one hundred and
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  Speaker 4: four year old vampire and certified mega creep, Edward Colin.
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  Speaker 5: He's in her room at night. Non consensually, I will say.
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  Speaker 4: That the series is primarily told from Bella's point of view,
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  Speaker 4: with a couple chapters from Edward's love rival, Jacob.
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  Speaker 5: Do we have Jacob fans? And here I have to.
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  Speaker 1: Ask the other team or your team Jacob?
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  Speaker 8: Her team Edward, Team Edward Jacob.
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  Speaker 4: I was also team Jacob for one and a half
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  Speaker 4: book I read Jacob.
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  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, we're winning.
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  Speaker 4: So most of the book is Bella's point of view.
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  Speaker 4: Some of the chapters are Jacob, but my copy also
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  Speaker 4: has like my internal mom a log as like a
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  Speaker 4: feature of it, saying things like what the fuck is happening?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, am I.
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  Speaker 5: Getting into this?
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  Speaker 4: And then oh, am I getting into this. The series
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  Speaker 4: has had notable accolades, including a British Children's Book of
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  Speaker 4: the Year, a Kid's Choice Award, and more than two
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  Speaker 4: hundred weeks on the Children's New York Times best seller list.
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  Speaker 4: Now these accolades bring like a sort of family friendly
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  Speaker 4: vibe that will not be.
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  Speaker 5: Present for the rest of this show.
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  Speaker 3: So hop on.
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  Speaker 4: In, Spider Monkey, Let's play pandemonium.
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  Speaker 5: That's the quote.
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  Speaker 7: I hope this episode wins a Kid's Choice Award.
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  Speaker 3: Keep a family friendly.
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  Speaker 2: Just before we get to today's games, I've asked each
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  Speaker 2: player to bring in a muse a fullmat point. I
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  Speaker 2: hope Casey is remembered this is something that inspires them
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  Speaker 2: or something they love from this particular fandom. Twilight is
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  Speaker 2: in aspiring to me because it proves you can just
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  Speaker 2: write any old shit and call it entertainment.
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  Speaker 3: That's very crucial for what's happening here.
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  Speaker 2: Casey will start with you, what's inspiring you from the
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  Speaker 2: world of twy heavy Sorry Twilight.
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  Speaker 7: Uh my very first girlfriend.
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  Speaker 3: She loved Twilight. So that's when I first thought that I.
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  Speaker 7: Loved Twilight show and was convinced that it was amazing,
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  Speaker 7: and revisiting it without being in love it's not good. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: but maybe I'll get in love with someone else and
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  Speaker 7: they'll love it and I'll love it again.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe not.
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  Speaker 7: But what's really inspiring is that that girlfriend. It was
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  Speaker 7: the first time I wore girl pants because I was
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  Speaker 7: emailed it.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, can you imagine it? That's all I need
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  Speaker 3: to do.
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  Speaker 2: You had the fringe and everything.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I had everything.
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  Speaker 7: I did everything except make out with boys, which I
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  Speaker 7: wish I would.
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  Speaker 2: Have should have gotten involved.
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  Speaker 7: Looking back on it, I wish I would have taken
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  Speaker 7: that that chance.
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  Speaker 3: At the time.
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  Speaker 1: There's always time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta make out with more emo dudes.
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  Speaker 2: And just to be clear, that's what's inspiring you for
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  Speaker 2: this quiz is making out with more emol dudes.
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  Speaker 3: Well, girl pants, go pants? Okay, go pants.
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  Speaker 2: I love it. That's a great inspiration. Very Twilight coded,
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  Speaker 2: very mid two thousands.
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  Speaker 3: I love it.
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  Speaker 2: Let's let's find out what the other huff of Breaking
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  Speaker 2: Winds is inspired by Crystal. What's inspiring you from the
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  Speaker 2: world of Twilight.
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  Speaker 3: You know what inspires me. I think the soundtrack. Oh yes,
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  Speaker 3: that's like the best part of the movie. Is so good.
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  Speaker 8: It got me that I didn't know existed, like Paramour. Yes,
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  Speaker 8: I didn't know who Lincoln Park was before.
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  Speaker 3: That's how young I am. How old you were when
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  Speaker 3: this movie came out? When did this movie come out?
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  Speaker 9: And eight.
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  Speaker 3: Cloud super fans, Oh, we need to say what your
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  Speaker 3: age was at the same time? One, two, three, seven? Wow?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, sorry, Crystal's really young. Yeah, we're lucky to
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  Speaker 6: have someone as luminary and young and thriving as Crystal.
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  Speaker 8: Actually, yeah, yeah, I really need you to understand that
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  Speaker 8: this is like my formal development, Like this is part
• 18:31
  Speaker 8: of in the part of my brain where I learned
• 18:33
  Speaker 8: to read.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry it's rained.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: This is deep.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: Bob the Builder and.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Twilight, there's some dodgy relationship politics in Bob the Builder
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: as well, so watch out.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Was he like a good foreman? I
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: Did he pay his workers?
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know?
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Is he a union guy?
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Hopefully fingers crossed.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: I always believed in Bob what Yeah, it's Robert Now.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: He's a billionaire.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: He goes by Robert.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Anyway, this isn't the Bump the Builder episode. Maybe maybe
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: next month next.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: We actually know what the next month is going to be.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Lord of the Rings?
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Oh two months, Crystal, thank you so much. The Twilight's
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: soundtrack is very inspiring, great stuff. I want to shout
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: out a favorite song from it.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Or does that have to be from the Twilight soundtrack
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: or just like any of any music in history.
• 19:38
  Speaker 8: I'm shouting out, let's do Heavy in your Arms by
• 19:42
  Speaker 8: Florence and the Machine.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: There, shout the Machine. They have an album coming out Halloween.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, letting a couple hundred people are going to listen
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: to this online. I don't think you need even free advertising.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: But okay, sponsored by Florence, not the Machine.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: The Machine, Fuck the Machine.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much, breaking winds about one and two.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: I feel very inspired from this side of the room.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: But let's find out if this side of the room
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: can inspire me. They can speak at the same time,
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: but can they inspire Julia? What's inspiring you from the
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: world of Twilight?
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: I have tooky.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: One is the fact that I.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: Need to renew my library card with Libby and so
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: I didn't do that in the time that was needed.
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: And I can only listen to books, I cannot read
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: them so with my eyes. So I found a YouTube
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: video that was a sexy British man the first Twilight
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: book with sounds of rain pattering, and it was way
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: too sexual.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: Chest I think I follow his only fans.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: But my actual real muse is Kristin Stewart.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 20:57
  Speaker 6: Not only queer awakening, but like I really was a
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: queer awakening later, but also I had hair down to
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: my ass and I cut it and still to this
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: day it is her with short hair that is my
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: reference photo for most of my haircuts to this day.
• 21:18
  Speaker 6: She has guided me in queerness and in style and style.
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: That's beautiful. Is that really what you bring up every
• 21:30
  Speaker 7: hair haircut your.
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: Basically actually like it'll be like a bunch of pictures, but.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: She's usually there.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: She's hit it in the middle.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like you know this vibe. Don't make it, Karen,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: make it Kristen.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: That's a great news, very inspiring. It's fine that you
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: have two muses. That's it's good to we shout out
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: the local library. That's always nice.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: Please support your local librarries.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Please, so good, fantastic, very inspiring and last but not least, odro,
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: what's inspiring you?
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: From Twilight?
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: I think we all remember a specific scene from the
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: Twilight films where they were playing baseball. No, this was
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: pivotal to me as a child, specifically one part the
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: Alice pitch.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: Do we remember this?
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: She does the thing where it goes back and then down,
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: and then she does the high kick and then she
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: pitches the ball. Now, if you will indulge me baseball,
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: I've had a dream since I was a child of
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: this and is not very podcast audio friendly. So Julia,
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: you're very excited if you could narrate.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: What occurs.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Rapping a baseball.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: I bought this literally this morning. It might not get unwrapped.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: I can get this, Okay, she is Actually it will
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: be unwrapped. I can't return this baseball.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: Then I smell it if you want to.
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: Sorry, I didn't tennis ball smell good, so faceballs would
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: smell good.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: What's the smell of a new baseball?
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: Kind of plastic? Yeah, that sounds a little plastic y.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: Just so you know, this is irrelevant to the bit.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: So if you will indulge me, will you indulge me. Yes, okay,
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: thank you, Chris, you'll hit the music.
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, the lights have turned blue like the
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: color grading of the movie.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Yes she.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Oh right, Oh she is reaching in a bag.
• 23:37
  Speaker 8: Oh she has a mate, yes, yeah, beautiful, Yeah, adreswer
• 23:46
  Speaker 8: the mizard left hand.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: She is going, oh, one more things.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: Have a very specific idea of how this works in
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: my mind.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, she is reaching in the bag one more time.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Baseball.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: She is dawning. All right, you've got your club, you
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: got your miss Okay, I hit her the Oh.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: My god, you word of Randy Johnson jersey. She's wearing
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: a Randy Johnson jersey. I love Randy Johnson.
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: Yes, all right, back, Oh my god. Yes, Alice is
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: definitely wearing a hat. Yes, perfect, the hat to bill forward?
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: Alice does no, it's forward.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: The bill is forward? Word yeah, correct, back forward. Oh
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: my gosh.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: She's so sorry. She's so so sorry.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: We called a fold this track.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Oh right, right right. The little patches.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Under the eyes.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Under the eye own is using team in lieu of
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: black makeup.
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: All right, we're ready, yep, here.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: We go, oh blueball.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: Do you want to know something fucking sad? I did stretch.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: I genuinely stretched, and I tried it this morning.
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: I can't fucking get that high kick.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: It is. It is fully vertical. It is Barbie Doll vertical.
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: You spoke of.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: Sexual awakenings as in a queer sense.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: One Ashley Green.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: But if anybody wants a baseball, I have no purpose
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: for it.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Randy Johnson, Jersey, what are you doing with that?
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: No, it's Molly's Molly's and I stole it from her.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, generous.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Unit.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Wait, I'm sorry say that one more time.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: The Randy Johnson's nickname is the big Unit.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I hate that. That's incredible, not an
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: absolute unit.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: No, it's just the big He hit a bird with
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: a baseball one time.
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: Thank you, Jed.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: That's forty for We.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Would be here talking about big units for an hour
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: if it wasn't for Jen Ultra.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: Thank you for that.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: That was inspiring. Even if you couldn't get the high kick.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: It's I still felt the energy, and I still feel
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: like a part of my childhood soul is healed. Even
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: though I was really hoping that the energy in the
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: room was going to like bring my leg to a
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: ninety degree angle.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: You're not hunting eighty you would be hitting your cheek.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: It was I just really hoped that the excitement was
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: gonna like suddenly shift my it band in a different way.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: But that's not gonna happen. That's not how physiology.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Works, Audra. I honestly believed in you.
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: That is like, that is the energy that is inspiring
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: and deserving, amusing.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Very good, very inspiring.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Blood bags. Cheers your blood bags.
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: Cheers to me being a liar, betraying.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: Everyone in this lies or not.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I'm feeling very inspired by all four of you. You
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: ready for some games? Yeah, okay, teams, Let's hop on
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: each other's backs and break the manitou Incline speed record
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: as we spider monkey our way into Round one. Oh wow,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: live music. Round one is our NPR guessing game that
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: this time we're calling Interview with a Vampire or possibly
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: where Wolf. It's the guessing game where I ask our
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: players to interview each other in the style of soft
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: spoken public radio.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Can you all do this?
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Voice?
• 27:36
  Speaker 10: Yes?
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Yes, soft spoken? Yeah, come on, Casey, you can do this.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: I guess so perfect. That's brilliant.
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: The first time Casey has been quiet in his life.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: I have never been quiet in my life.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: In this game, in terms, I will ask one player
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: to shroud themselves in darkness aka close their eyes. They
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: will be our interviewer and guesser. We will then show
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: everyone else in the room the name of a Twilight character,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: something they're promoting on the radio, and their unique special
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: vampire power. Because Stephanie Meyer likes to do that a lot,
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: their teammate takes on this role of this character and
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: during a two minute interview, must convey who they are,
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: what they're promoting, and what their unique power is without
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: saying any of the words that appear on screen. This
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: is for a maximum of three points. Do we all
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: understand the game?
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: And I draw on myself. I'm so excited.
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: You are so excited about pr.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: All and the powers, and your time is up.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: When I say you're listening to NPR, that's what they say, right,
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: No NPR listeners in the room.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Fantastic, I'm uncultured.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, we are going to begin with Audra for Julia. So, Julia,
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: would you like to thank you so much for covering
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: your eyes and on the screen there should be a
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: list order. You might have to reposition yourself in order
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: to see that Edward Cullen is promoting a vegetarian cookbook
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: and he has electric fingers. You got it, I think so.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: All right, you got your MPR voice ready.
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: You're listening to National Public Radio.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: All right, your times thoughts.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: Now, you've had a really exciting year of world win romance.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: But tell us about this project.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: I think people are not going to necessarily expect it
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: coming from you, considering what vampires typically eat.
• 29:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean can help she's I can't understand what
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: she's thinking, and that's so interesting to me.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: Are you excited about teaching people some of like your
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: eating lifestyle and how it applies to the mass is
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: kind of teaching people.
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: Are you excited about that?
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah? I think that sustainable living is sustainable eating.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: So I can get people to learn, you.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: Know, not just you know, deplete the planet of humans.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: That would be great, phenomenal. It's so good to hear.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: And with such a unique set of skills, I've never
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: really seen this. Are you worried that you're going to
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: be a little too shocking with anybody that you accidentally
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: may come in contact with.
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: Listen, I have full control over my am. I supposed
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: to guess in this interview.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: I'm confused.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, the game's already gone backwards, but we're playing out
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: like this.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: Remember when you asked if we understand the game and
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: I said, yes, my apology.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Remember how you asked if I understood the game and I.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Say nothing, We're now playing.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: We'll play press conference style. So orders trying to convey
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: am I.
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: Maybe from Danali and I have electricity powers?
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: I mean that's what I heard.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is this an actual character from the film?
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: It like you, I mean you are all over all
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: of the promotional materials. I do believe you are a
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: character from the film and the movie.
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: Interesting, well, they know that the character that has electricity
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: powers is not a Cullin.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: She is one of the three sisters from Dnali.
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: It's it's so interesting because that that, while that is
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: true canonically, some weird things have happened, and I've I
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: think some powers have been switched around.
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: Oh okay, you I am a vegetarian vampire who has
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: electricity powers who.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Has fallen in love with the human.
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: So I'm guestingd with electricity powers.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: Yes, incredible, what are you promoting? It's really it's so
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: interesting to just flip through this and see all of
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: the things that you are able to make without using meat.
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: It's so interesting.
• 32:02
  Speaker 8: I am.
• 32:02
  Speaker 6: I am definitely promoting veganism, uh, vegetarianism more specifically, because
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: veganism is too hard.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: Come on, I mean it's so it's you're so experienced
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: as a vegetarian and so sharing the types of ways
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: that you make food and the steps involved.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Oh my blog, you're listening to NPR. I'm sorry, that's
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: your time. It was a vegetarian cookbook. Oh uh huh.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: But we already started playing the game backwards. So you
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: did amazing getting two points out.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Of that.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Electricity It was electric fingers.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: So okay, question yes, So.
• 32:50
  Speaker 6: When I want to do this with a right yes,
• 32:54
  Speaker 6: and don't and don't mess up.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: So we are the three aspects.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: That we are trying to get powers.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: Yes, you've got power, thing that you're promoting and who
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: you are?
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, so Edward powers and what I'm promoting.
• 33:07
  Speaker 6: Yes, and I got what I'm promoting wrong, Yes, I've
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: got this.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, thank you for the blood. I not have this.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: Get it together, Casey. We're going to move on.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Over to Breaking Wins Part one and Part two. Would
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: you like to play the game, how they played it
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: or how it was intense. Okay, Okay, so in that case,
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: this is this is Casey for Crystal, and I have
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: no idea what that means under these new rules, but
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: I think that means Casey, you want to look at
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: the screen, and Crystal you want to close your eyes.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: And okay, this is even.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Harder in the style of like press conference. You're going
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: to try and help Crystal understand who.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Who she is.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Bella Swan is promoting a coat based fashion brand and
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: she can talk to Fish. You are ready, Casey? All right,
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: you're into you starts now.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: Welcome. You look so beautiful today. I'm glad that you're
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: here with me. Can we both be bland together for
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: a second. Bland it up with me. That's right, bitch,
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: We're bland. Okay, Welcome, Welcome. I think you know who
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: you are now. But what you're really trying to do
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: here is I mean, look good. You're trying to look
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: good over here, and it's which why why is my
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: voice Michael Jackson? You're trying to look good?
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Famous NPR Simona.
• 34:47
  Speaker 7: All right, sweetheart, you are in my studio, and I
• 34:54
  Speaker 7: love love that you're sitting here, and you know, I
• 34:56
  Speaker 7: just want you to know that.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: You look like you're gonna shoot up a school. You're
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: wearing you choice, You're wearing something that only is worn
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: in the trenches. That's right, really long. Yeah, and you
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: might be hiding things in there, like drugs or something. Okay, Yeah,
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm talking about. You pick up what
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: I'm putting down. I think I got you, just like
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: on NP softer, Here we go, Here we go. Then
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: the last thing is, you know you took some of
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: that Gilly Weed. I think I'm getting. I think I'm
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: getting books takes up down. It's okay. I'm a part
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: of that fandom too.
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: I've only seen one of those movies and it's the
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: one with Gilly Weeded.
• 35:51
  Speaker 7: Cool.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: You're listening to NP?
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, Crystal? Who are you am?
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: I bella Swan? Hush?
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: You are indeed Bellaswan slash culin. What are you on
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: NPR promoting.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: Either Castiel or a trench coat? Come the words run?
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll go with it's round one. We'll give you
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: the point for it. And what is your power?
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: My power? Yes, of course, come on? Maybe the Gilly Yeah,
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: so I can breathe underwater.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: No, I'm so sorry.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know anything about none of the three. I
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: It was can talk to fish?
• 36:42
  Speaker 7: Was your power is that? We don't well, I want
• 36:48
  Speaker 7: to fuck up all the people here.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Is it too late to switch? I'm so sorry,
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: it's too late. No one's switching.
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: An imprinting situation of one of you.
• 37:02
  Speaker 11: Go.
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: Okay, that got the reaction it deserves.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Back on over to fur Skin of a killer Julia
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: for Audra. You're going to find out who Audra is.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: That's how this has worked out.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry for the havoc that I have brought.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Jasper Hale is promoting the opening of a rodeo museum,
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: and he makes a pretty mean kesh. Okay, you got those.
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: Julia is groaning unhappily. I'm feeling really confident.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, your interview begins now.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Hello, this is NPR with Deborah.
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: I am so happy to see that you have made
• 37:54
  Speaker 6: it through the years as a Confederate soldier and that
• 37:59
  Speaker 6: you have turned around and learned the lesson of not
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: being a total racist ass.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: I have learned a lot of lessons, and I was
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: drafted at twelve years old.
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's not an excuse.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: No, it's not.
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: And now that I've lived many more years. I literally
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: took until about thirteen years of age, but I have
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: changed a lot of things about.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Yes, your wife is very proud of you. She waited
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: for you at a diner for a long time.
• 38:34
  Speaker 11: I'm glad that you used those skills that you learned
• 38:36
  Speaker 11: on horseback to do this venture. You know, Colorado Springs
• 38:41
  Speaker 11: has their own establishment of this sort to kind of
• 38:46
  Speaker 11: commemorate the clowns and writers of this sport. Canada and
• 38:53
  Speaker 11: Alberta Calgary has a very big one of these things.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: I hope that you know what I'm talking about.
• 39:01
  Speaker 7: I have.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: I've fallen down so many times, but every time I
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: get back.
• 39:06
  Speaker 11: Up right and you get in the saddle, back in
• 39:09
  Speaker 11: the saddle again.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: But the thing that makes.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: You so special is your cooking abilities.
• 39:16
  Speaker 9: Uh.
• 39:16
  Speaker 12: No one can turn that egg into this dish that
• 39:24
  Speaker 12: has a crust. Usually people like to put bacon in.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: It and some kind of cheese.
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: I'm quite famous in France. I have developed a new
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: form for kish incredible with eggs suck laray.
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: Deborah appreciates you. Is there anything that you need me?
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: To talk more about, to help.
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: You tell me a little bit more about Calgary, Alberta.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Care you're listening to? All right? What was your power?
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: I think you were getting close to the power that.
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: I can make a perfect key.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, can make me in case love it? Who are you?
• 40:10
  Speaker 8: The j name?
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: Want Jackson? Just justin? I do need the name of
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: the thing, Jennie? Did I say justin? Ghost Jasper?
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Yes? Y? Yeah?
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: How did this happen already?
• 40:40
  Speaker 13: And what are you promoting on National Public Radio PBR
• 40:44
  Speaker 13: Professional Bull Riders Museum the Rodeo?
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: More technical term for this?
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Is that a technical term?
• 40:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: Well, the PBR museum?
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: I thought you were just referencing the beer.
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: No, I'm not.
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: I come from the middle of nowhere where there's no
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: bridge toll on the rodeo weekends.
• 41:14
  Speaker 10: A.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, glad you live in Colorado Springs now so I
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: could move to here instead of whatever that is?
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Sorry? When married?
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: By the way, what's undra?
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: You and I were imprinted?
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: We were imprinted? Sorry?
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: What a horrible way for you two to find out.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: I must be my egg before my relationship politics get
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: any more confusing. We're gonna move on to our final
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: NPR interview. This time it is Crystal for Casey. Thank
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: you so much.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Check we got three points.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: You got three points.
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's good to know.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Carlile Cullen is running for the governor of Utah and
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: he can float but not fly. All right, okay, all right,
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: you got this, Crystal, I'm gonna get it.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: You can.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: You can see what you can look at my screen here,
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: that's that's much closer.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh my god, case you don't look at.
• 42:15
  Speaker 7: That strange I didn't he maybe looked at the screen.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: You guys know I cheated. Yeah, all right, y'all.
• 42:25
  Speaker 7: Interviews thoughts now, Hello, hello, you me, you me.
• 42:32
  Speaker 8: You're a wonderful, wonderful man. It's very nice to have
• 42:38
  Speaker 8: you here.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So how did you get away from the hospital?
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: They're always busy?
• 42:43
  Speaker 14: Oh you already fucking lost me?
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: I did. Why don't you tell us why you're here? Oh?
• 43:01
  Speaker 8: You know you already have one important position as a father. Yeah,
• 43:04
  Speaker 8: but you want an even more important position. Yeah, and
• 43:09
  Speaker 8: you know more more, and you specifically want.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: More. You want more more more, men's moremons. That's why
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: you're that's why you've chosen this location. That's what I need.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: What's what's my name? Rhyme with.
• 43:31
  Speaker 8: So you're walking down a bar aisle, bar aisle and
• 43:35
  Speaker 8: you Yeah, my name.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: Is my name, Carlisle, Carlile am I Carl. What's what
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: is his power?
• 43:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah? So you're very You're kind of airy, I guess
• 43:56
  Speaker 8: I'm Yeah, I'm Mary as fuck, kind of like a cloud.
• 44:00
  Speaker 8: You're you're always off the ground, but not with velocity.
• 44:10
  Speaker 8: You're just kind of there.
• 44:11
  Speaker 7: I'm just floating. I just float, but not the other
• 44:16
  Speaker 7: not the flying. I float, but flying.
• 44:19
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: So yeah, and you're going to use this power m
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: to Yeah, to become.
• 44:29
  Speaker 8: The most one of the most important people in the
• 44:34
  Speaker 8: entire state.
• 44:35
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I'm becoming the mayor. I'll be the mayor,
• 44:43
  Speaker 7: the president, the congressman.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: Of course. I shoot congressman out my fingers.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: You're listening to.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Can I just say that Casey and his il.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, fantastic, Casey.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: I think Casey, I think you've got yours a sex line, right,
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: it's a sex line one a hundred m PR fuck
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: me local.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Singles, Casey, I think you got your power perfectly. What's
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: what's your power?
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: You can?
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: You can you remember quote but not that's a point
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: that's perfect yeah, do you know which character you are, James?
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: I mean.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: That is a character. I'll give you that.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Casey did say the character earlier. I was just
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: testing his memory.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: It was more than Carl Carl.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And what's the big vampire family name? It sounds
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: like to me, Casey Colin.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: And why are you on NPR? What are you promoting?
• 46:00
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: Fucked? Oh my god? What was the hint again? You
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: wanted more control of more men. That's a good clue.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm in printing onto Matt wish
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: that it were but no, no, I'm sorry. You were
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: running for governor of Utah. Oh moment, Okay, all right, yeah, incredible.
• 46:35
  Speaker 10: It was good.
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: It was good, and I just I can't tell you great.
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: It was to listen to just like Casey be like
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: repeating everything. You were some kind of like guided meditation, gurud.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: Okay. That is the end of round one.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: Jen, Could you please give a very apathetic mid two
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: thousands emore reading of the school.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: We'll do it in post.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: War Skin of a Killer.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: And Breaking When is part one? And hardship? How is
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: it not your fault?
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: Maybe if you liked the series, you'd have five points
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: I'm just saying.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: We seem to like the series.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Okay, up next is round two. That's my favorite power
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: I've discovered today.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Chris. Okay.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: Round two is called fan Court. It's the game where
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: I'll be asking our players to defend elements of the
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Twilight Saga, no matter how they feel about them. I
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: will be playing the role of a pop culture judge,
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: which is a real thing, and our team will be
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: playing the roles of lawyers, taking turns to prosecute or
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: defend each statement. Each team will have one minute to
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: make their case, and I'll be I'll be strict with
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: the time this time because I've got a big clock.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: You've got to make sure. Sorry, you've got to be
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: careful on Amazon when you put that in.
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: What does he have He has a moderately sized clock.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Oh no, I'll take moderately sized. No, I've heard it's big. Well,
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: this one is Crystal scene the big clock. Okay, it's
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: right in front of us.
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: All that has taken out his big clock. For anyone
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: listening to the.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Everyone in the audience can see that it's big clock.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: We said we were going to get a curtain for
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: the table.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: There's no modesty curtains here.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Each team will have one minute to make their case,
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: and they can use the time how they wish. Points
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: will be awarded for fandom knowledge, strong arguments, and acting
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: like a big shot lawyer, you know, the ones with
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: like the suspenders in that.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: If you act like that, cornleg Horn, got it exactly.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: Be careful with the accent.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: So I'm going to need some help from our wonderful audience,
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: specifically those who said they were Twilight fans? Could could
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: you all yell out? I should just said y'all for
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: the first time.
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: Texting it to you so many timesating you couldn't.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: It was a joke.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: Can any Twilight fans shout out any parts of Twilight
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: they find a problematic or troubling or just plain bad? Okay,
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: I'd like to hear these two again. Please.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: The baby choose through the spine.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: That is an awful sentence, but I love it, Amanda
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: Jacob on a minor Okay, we we might get into
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: that if we're feeling spicy, but let's start with the
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: spine one and see where we are.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: For part two.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, So, could you could you say that again one
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: more time?
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: The Baby choose.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: The baby choose through Bella's spine. Okay, I think that
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: this one, we're gonna have foreskin of a killer, prosecute
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: that statement and be against that statement. Okay, well we're
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: going to have Breaking Winds part one and part two.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: You're going to be for that statement and you think
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: it's a good thing that happens. So we're gonna hear
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: the prosecuting case first. I think that's what happens in
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: a court.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: Yes, I don't know. I did not trial, are you
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: guys ready?
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: I did team court, which feels like the same.
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: Sorry, if children in my town did anything wrong in
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: their school, they were tried by a jury of their
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: peers and prosecuting.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: The blood bags were a mistake.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: The blood bags were such a mistake.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Okay, so your minute stops now, all right.
• 51:07
  Speaker 6: So basically what happens is Bella who has just turned
• 51:10
  Speaker 6: eighteen and been married, or she is about to turn nineteen,
• 51:13
  Speaker 6: but refuses to turn when she's nineteen, so she's like,
• 51:17
  Speaker 6: right before I turn nineteen, please turn me.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: But she actually gets pregnant on their honeymoon.
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: So this is someone who finds out like basically fourteen
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: or seventeen days after she has had sex for the
• 51:31
  Speaker 6: first time, that she is pregnant, and she has decided, Yes,
• 51:35
  Speaker 6: I know that this may kill me second, but I'm
• 51:37
  Speaker 6: gonna get pregnant and let this baby potentially kill me.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I would argue that
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: a woman's right to choose should be We should inform
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: women of the risks of birth.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: Is it a choice?
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: If we withhold information about the risks of pregnant, are
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: we limiting women's right to choose by limiting the information
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: that they receive about the baby that could choose through
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: their spine?
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: That's your time.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, we've heard from the prosecuting team, but let's
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: hear from the defense team defending the baby chewing through
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: Bella's spine.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah time now, Ladies and gentlemen, have to present this
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: right now, do you? Folks?
• 52:31
  Speaker 7: This just says that Bella has a spine to begin
• 52:36
  Speaker 7: with that, I gotta I got someone else over here.
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: Thank you, Bernie Sander.
• 52:47
  Speaker 8: In this lifetime, it is the mother who eats the
• 52:51
  Speaker 8: baby's placenta when they are born, But in this case
• 52:57
  Speaker 8: is the baby who eats the mother Bee.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: It's the revenge of the baby revenge of the baby.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: She didn't ask to be born half vampire. What was
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: she supposed to do? Not you through a spine?
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: It was there.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: It was crunchy, hold off, hold off, you're losing them.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: She had a spine to begin with. Let's start from
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: the top, and that's your time. Fantastic.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: I love you all right, well, good stuff. As the judge,
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: I will now hand out points out of out of
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: five for each team. I think we'll go for the
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: prosecuting side. I enjoyed ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: That was good. But they have like suspendeds and he
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: was doing a voice and that was that was pretty good.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: He was doing Bernie. He could be alarmed.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: You like him, don't out me as a leftist. Ice
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: could be listening. So I think I'm gonna give three
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: out of five points to the prosecuting But I really
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: enjoyed these I really enjoyed the defense from Crystal of
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: the baby needed to eat. Babies need to eat, that's true.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna give four out of five points to
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: the defense lawyers. Okay, we're gonna flip this around so
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: you both get a turn each one. I think should
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: we should we go back to what Amanda said, should
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: we should we go back to it is the most
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: problematic thing from Twilight, right, Okay, so we'll start with
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: the prosecuting lawyers. You are prosecuting the statement Jacob imprinted
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: onto an infant.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: Is that correct?
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: Yes, So you are attacking that. You think that's a
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: bad thing.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course it's a bad thing. I don't think
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: we can make that thing.
• 54:56
  Speaker 8: To point out that in New Moon, Jacob just turns
• 55:00
  Speaker 8: sixteen and Bella just turns eighteen, So like she was
• 55:05
  Speaker 8: grooming him.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: Wait wait, wait, we're going against it. We're I'm going there,
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: I'm going there.
• 55:10
  Speaker 8: So like this.
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: Is yeah, no, this is bad. It's really bad.
• 55:18
  Speaker 8: And she's going, yeah, no, this is bad because then
• 55:21
  Speaker 8: he does the same thing to her daughter, so he
• 55:24
  Speaker 8: decides to, you know, pursue this, let.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: Her cook exactly. Would you want to add anything, Yeah,
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: I'll add something on that. He's actually three hundred, is
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: he not? That's like his real age. He's awarewolf, not
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: a very higher fuck. So this is a bad thing
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: because miners can't consent. Yeah, they cantlude if you want
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: to play.
• 55:53
  Speaker 8: She's a baby, which even it's less than a minor baby,
• 55:59
  Speaker 8: a baby.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: Confused, remind me where they pro works they were they
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: were against it.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: They were prosecuting.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the imprinting on a baby.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: They got in the key stuff about being a baby.
• 56:15
  Speaker 7: All we had to do is say facts, things that
• 56:18
  Speaker 7: actually happened in the book.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: Now you have the tougher job of defending that plot points. Okay, okay,
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: are you ready? Time starts now, I say, I.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: Say, I say us.
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: So, as some people know Stephanie Meyer mayor I'll never know,
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: she is a member of the LDS Faith Latter day Saints,
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: And in this story it is pretty made made pretty clear.
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: That this is also a protective situation.
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: Jacob is vowing not necessarily to love her if she
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: does not love him, but to protect him. And I
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: think that there is a strong patriarchal energy within the
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: Mormon faith, and actually to be against this is like
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: violating your right to religion within this country. It is
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: her right as a member of the Mormon faith to
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: write this patriarchal thing where he is vowed with his
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: soul to protect her and she is allowed to marry
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: somebody else. He'd be pretty mad, but he's she's absolutely allowed.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: That was a tough subject to try and defend, but
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: I think you got to it by attacking moments point of.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: I also had suspenders.
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: Let the let the court reflected.
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: Suspendographer has noted that you had suspended it.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: Does I enjoy it? I'd like, and you hate for
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: my entertainment?
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: I guess I enjoy it.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: I enjoy the day. I say, I say, I say,
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: that's good. You're getting points in your paper for that.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: Obviously you guys had the easier case, but you still
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: brought up the good points of don't do that to
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: a baby.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's good.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, So I feel like I have to give
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: you four points, but I'm also going to give the
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: defense side four points for actually defending a very difficult
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: thing to defend publicly.
• 58:20
  Speaker 7: Religious for you, imagine if you gave us like two
• 58:24
  Speaker 7: points for that. Imagine that before.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: You did get the facts wrong and think that Jacob
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: was what three hundred years old?
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: And that's why I didn't get five.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: Hey, I started out the statement my saying he was sixteen.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: It's not my fault, my teammate. I That's what I'm
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: gonna do next.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Time.
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: Yes, because that's the end of the round.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: Producer Jen, could you please imprint your knowledge upon the
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: latest sculls?
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, can we get the sculls?
• 58:57
  Speaker 10: Then?
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: Is on show Shocker breaking with part one and two?
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: Also one.
• 59:09
  Speaker 10: It's a fucking killer. Yeah, I have a foreskin as
• 59:15
  Speaker 10: a killer foreskin, not the killer. I'm just the foreskin.
• 59:22
  Speaker 10: I'm part of the.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: Brisk our team. I'm really confused.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah it is Okay, up next this round three after
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: these commercials, unless you're here alive and then whoa beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Round three is called fan fickle. It's all filling the
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  Speaker 2: blank fan fiction game. You guys have white bullets in front.
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  Speaker 1: Of you, right, Okay, it's the odor on my team
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  Speaker 1: this time.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I've scoured the internet for the finest Twilight fan fiction,
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  Speaker 2: and I now want to scour my eyes. I I
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: will read the first part of an extract from some
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: Twilight fan fiction, and each of our players will then
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: fill in the blank, writing down their answers on the
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: whiteboard in front of them. Funniest dances get points, but
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  Speaker 2: I'll also give bonus points if you're actually close to
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  Speaker 2: what the text said.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, we have to write them.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: It's not a multiple choice choice. Explain the rules again,
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't listening.
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  Speaker 2: Fun funniest you guys, Joe Right.
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  Speaker 6: So, just for the record, Casey does teach stand up,
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  Speaker 6: so and Crystal is also a really good stand up
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 6: I'm really glad Are does really good quick sketch and
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 6: like really quick wit stuff.
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  Speaker 5: I wrote fan fic in high school.
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  Speaker 1: I'm alone on an.
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  Speaker 7: Island for this.
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  Speaker 3: Don't tell them I teach the classes until after this.
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  Speaker 5: See how this goes? What's to promote his class?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So this first extract is from a thick called
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: Wide Awake. It's one of the most famous Twilight fanfics.
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  Speaker 2: Edward and Bella are just humans who fall in love,
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  Speaker 2: so they take away all the supernatural stuff and it's
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  Speaker 2: just humans. And it's three hundred and sixty thousand words long.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, well you were how long?
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  Speaker 3: The original series? Way longer?
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  Speaker 1: One MARCHI how long?
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  Speaker 2: Three hundred and sixty thousand words, nine hundred and fifty pages.
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  Speaker 2: I read it all, No, but I did read this extract.
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  Speaker 3: So here it is. You read a paragraph.
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  Speaker 2: Edward kissed me and not just a little peck either,
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  Speaker 2: full out tongues and panting. I wanted more. His tongue
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  Speaker 2: was divine against mine. I felt parts of my body
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  Speaker 2: tingle that I didn't even know existed, and then I
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: heard it blank, and then I heard it blank.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: So what did what did Bella hear? After this?
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  Speaker 4: The difficulty in this is that the difficulty in this,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: I'll say this to the room. Hey, this doesn't have
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: to be a secret. The difficulty in this is often
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: the fan fiction is written poorly, so I don't know
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  Speaker 4: who heard what. I have no clue, and that it
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  Speaker 4: makes it difficult.
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  Speaker 2: It's open to interpretation.
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  Speaker 5: It's open to interpretation.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because I'm I'm going one way and I'm wondering
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 6: if you want to go the other way or if
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: we should both go the way we think?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: Well, follow up, follow.
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  Speaker 4: Your heart, you follow your heart, Okay, I'll follow my heart, okay,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: just like Bella Swan.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the heart of one hundred and four year old man.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, But Lucy, we're talking about defining shit here.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 6: They state that, like when they turn children, that they
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 6: stay in that state of arrested development.
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  Speaker 1: He turned when he was seventeen. The brain is not turned.
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  Speaker 6: Until you're fully like twenty six or thirty if you
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  Speaker 6: have neurodivergence, potentially, so, in fact, this man is seventeen.
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  Speaker 5: He genuinely has been seven team for a long time.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: These would have been great things to bring up in court.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: Too bad.
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  Speaker 7: It was.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so we all got answers. Okay, no rewriting, So
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna hope of breaking winds.
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  Speaker 7: You're not?
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  Speaker 6: No, I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: I just don't have an answer. I've been starling for
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  Speaker 3: two minutes. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: First the extract is I felt parts of my body
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  Speaker 2: tingled that I didn't even know existed, and then I
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  Speaker 2: heard it.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: Casey a queen. I run a howling queen. Howling queen.
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  Speaker 6: Wow, that's pretty Florence and the machine coder, yeah, uh
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  Speaker 6: huh howling?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, and Crystal, what did you put for that? I
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  Speaker 3: just put a howl, just a howl.
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  Speaker 5: No queen, Okay, it's anods like you should be Team Jake.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: What a hell without a queaf? Am? I right? What's
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: a queen without a house?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 7: Sorry?
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: Dogs?
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  Speaker 10: Do you need to.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: What's a hewl about?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, fantastic, Let's find out what what false skin of
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  Speaker 2: a killer?
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  Speaker 6: I put his deep groan of desire is deep grown
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  Speaker 6: of desire ice, And I.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: Wrote so quick.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: My penmanship is god awful his gem incrusted Dick Harden,
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  Speaker 4: he sparkles in the sunlight of her love.
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  Speaker 3: What a sentence.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, I'm gonna the answer that maybe laughed the
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  Speaker 2: most was a howling quief. So Casey, Casey points for
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: howling queen, but I am also handing that's one point
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: for Casey, and I will also hand out a point
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: for Julia because you said groan, right, I did. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: the actual answer is the groan that would be echoing
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  Speaker 2: in the deepest recesses of my memory for years to come.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, every single person in this room with.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: Well, there's three more extracts. So okay.
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  Speaker 2: Next extract is from a thick cold of warmth and waiting.
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  Speaker 2: This is a Jacob black X Edward Cullen thick. Okay, okay,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: some excitement for that. Edward thought his life was going
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: to be brooding and tragic. Instead, Jacob showed up. It's fine,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: everything's fine. That's the synopsis.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: Here is the extract.
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  Speaker 2: Edward sighed softly, brushing soil from his fingers before lifting
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  Speaker 2: his head. Sure enough, Jacob stood at the break in
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  Speaker 2: the trees, half shadowed by pine. His arms were crossed,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: is jaw tight, but his eyes, Those restless, searching eyes
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: were fixed not on Edward's face but on blank. What
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: were those eyes fixed on? I have a feeling the
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: whispers in the audience are going to produce better answers
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: than some of these on stage.
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  Speaker 5: Sometimes my partnership is so bad. Sometimes I can't read
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  Speaker 5: my own writing.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, this time we will start with foreskin of a killer.
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  Speaker 2: His arms were crossed, his j your type, but his eyes,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: those restless, searching eyes were fixed not on Edward's face but.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: On Edward's two messins.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: Edward's two messons. Good use of the word two messence. Yeah,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: without the wink next time, please.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry, And first I'm gonna start with a wink.
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  Speaker 4: His eyes were on Edward's flesh, shimmering in the sunlight
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  Speaker 4: of his desire.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: Oh that's good fanfic writing. Okay, let's find out what
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: Breaking Winds Part one and Part two have. We're fixed
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: not on Edward's face but on bosom.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: Yes, we love a heaving buzzom, God we do. Okay
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: it was his eyes?
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Was his eyes?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: His eyes were fixed on not Edgeward's face, but on blank,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: on his full new moon.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: Nice butthole.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: I don't think that full moon makes you think of butthole.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: I thought I thought I was thinking spread cheek. Okay,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: it's always good just for a clean take.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: I think that's a super massive black hole.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, black sun. Let me come.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: Earlier when I did that bit where he made everyone angry.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: You don't like twilight.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, So no points for accuracy for this one, because
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: the actual answer was the row of flower beds behind him.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: Nice and clean.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: Sometimes it's clean, dumb dug. But I think my favorite
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: answer was heaving buzzom, because that's such a Actually I
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: did also, Julia, what was your answer to Edward's no?
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: But you winked at me?
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: It's the point goes to Crystal.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 6: I have been betrayed, and my pack will never forget this,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 6: all right, never forgive, never forgot.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: I'm the alpha.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel threatened. Okay.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: Next fanfic is called Lord of His Ring.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: While hunting it Curious Curious.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: While hunting in the Misty Mountains, Edward Cullen finds something
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: he never expected. I stood at the edge of the
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: stream by that cave, looking out in awe as I
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: saw him bite the fishhead clean off. How I envied
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: that fish to have his thin gray lips wrapped around it.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: I delighted in watching his tight skin move across his
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: strung defined back. Each bump I counted in his spine
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: made my blank. Oh yeah, if I had to read this,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: you have to hear it. Okay, one more time.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 6: Is like a Romeo and Juliet rip off of like
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 6: oh to be that glove upon that hand?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Gross?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: Can you read it more credit than it deserves?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: Honestly read it one more time, but in your NPR voice.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: I stood at the edge of the stream by that cave,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: looking out in Oz. I saw him bite the fishhead
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: clean off. How I envied that fish to have his
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: thin gray lips wrapped around it. I delighted in watching
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: his tight skin move across his strung defined back. Each
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: bump I counted in his spine made my blank?
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: What did it make his?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: Was that answer?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 6: No?
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: Then hush, everyone gets he's talking about Gollum?
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: Right? Yeah? Yeah, No, I was thinking wrong, truly. Yeah.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: I was still on the Edward and Jacob.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: Oh that's fair. If that's how it's read, then then
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: go for it.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 5: Wait, how is it not Edward and Jacob? It's all
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 5: of it it's all the.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: Things it could no, it could be everything. But it
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: is also set in the misty mountains, and it's called
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: the Lord of His Ring.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: I need to know what the ring is?
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: Wait, Max, can you tell me?
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Is there a cockering?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: If you write that there's a cockering, then there's a cockering. Okay,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: let's let's find out. Some An says here from Breaking
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: Winds Part one and two. Each bump I counted in
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: his spine made my Oh my god, Christ, what have
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: you got?
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 8: I just gave a classy answer that I think everyone
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 8: you know, of all ages can kind of vibe with.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: I said, cock throw. This is what we're at the
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: Late Show for.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: Thanks for someone turning off for a sign that says
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: cock throb, cock throb? All right, casey, what you got?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: Nothing good?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: Makes my get my Gan Dolph m m yeah, yep,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: it makes my makes he gets my gand off If
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: it doesn't make sense, it makes me. Gandolf me off
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: is what I wrote? Okay? Olf bee off is what
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: I wrote. That's what he wrote, Little Gandolf be off.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: Or twice.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's let's find out what foreskin of a killer
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: of butt Each bump. I counted in his spine, made
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: my heart like the Armies of mor door Ooh, nice
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: drums and Julia.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: Maybe my pubic curlies stand on it.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: No way you wrote that.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: I had to watch it happen. Curlies just short cur
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: I don't know why the word curlies is the grossest.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 7: It's gross. Next time you go to Arby's and they're like,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 7: you want the curlies. No, I don't want the curlies.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: Pubic curlies is getting the point for making the room
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: laugh because that's a weird phrase. So point over there
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: for four Skin of a Killer, but also Breaking Winds
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: Part one and part two, you're getting an accuracy point.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: But I think for cock throb, I read, yeah, it's
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: just volatile, angry, rage filled, don't escape my zipper.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: We allay, yeah that happens, it works, Okay.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: The last fan fiction is perhaps the most famous Twilight
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: fan fiction out there.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: It is fifty Shades of Gray.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, I think I know something about it?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: All right, maybe one thing.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: Let's see if you remember this exact extract, you're everyone
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: familiar with fifty Shades of Gray. Oh no, all right,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: follows the intense and complicated relationship between innocent college graduate
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: Anastasia Steel and wealthy enigmatic businessman Christian.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: Gray, Classic Jacob and Carla.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: My OTP And here is your extract. Does this mean
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: you're going to make love to me tonight?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: Christian?
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: Holy shit? Did I just say that? His mouth drops
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: open slightly, but he recovers quickly. No, Anastasia, it doesn't. Firstly,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: I don't make love.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: I blank. What does Christian do? He doesn't make love?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: He blanks because it was the thing after I remember.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: Oh no, we might get accuracy, okay.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: Accuracy, we might get curracy points.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: Accuracy points for this one.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: We're going to start with Casey and Crystal, though, Casey,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: what have you put? I don't make love.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: I spray love?
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 9: Okay, No, you guys, spray love, Spray love.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: That's what that was about. Eats spray love.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: Elizabeth, girl there, I have been on the stage too
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: long to night. Casey's going mad, Crystal, I don't make love.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: I fuck hard.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: Audience seems happy with that one. Over to Full Skin
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: of a Killer. Julia, what have you got?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 5: Fuck?
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: Okay? Similar answer there, Ordra, I don't make love.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 5: I I was going to say that he doesn't make love.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: He acquires love at a reasonable price considering market conditions.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 5: But I went with I don't make love, I make fuck.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to give Ultra the point for making
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: everyone laugh.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 5: My God, thank you.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna Casey a point for spraying love. I say
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: comedy each side, spraying everyone tonight, and we'll say an
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: act point each side because fuck is very similar to fuckhard.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: So don't wink at me again, please, Gen, I need
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: her cry. It wasn't even sp spire.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: Okay. That is the end of the round.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: Producer, Jen, could you please get us away from this
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: film and give us a nice clean read of the scores.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: But I'm reading the scores in post because about eight
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: minutes ago we lost our audience microphone. You might have
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: been able to tell. That's why the sound has been
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: weird for the last eight minutes of you listening to
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: this podcast, and it will continue to be so for
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: the rest of the episode. It's live, independent comedy and
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: bless you for supporting it. And now the scores for
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: Skin of a Killer are on sixteen points, but taking
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: the lead breaking wind part one and part two with
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: seventeen points.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 6: Whoa Okay, Yeah, I just want to say I have
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 6: never lost a Pandemonium yet, so.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: You know what, I've had two blood bags.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: The pain will be nothing hurts anymore. Okay.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: Before we get to our final deciding quick fire around,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: where pretty much most of the points will be stored
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: in it, I'm want to remind our play is not
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: audience of our mystery Star prize.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: At the winner of that, I can say I like it.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: It's am I allowed to guess what's inside if you'd
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: like to say guess.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 8: Okay, because it's Twilight themed, I'm going with the Golden Onion.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 6: That's way better than hold on, wait, hold on, I
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 6: don't understand. Tell me, oh, because of the microscope movie.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 6: The microscope, they look the different phases like and phase
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 6: proto phase because they were.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is all gone. All right, Well that's don't
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: censor me. Okay, we're ready for our quick fire around. Okay.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: Our final quick fire around will test your broader pop
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: culture knowledge and it's called Team Edward versus Team Jacob.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: In this game, I will give our players clues to
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: a famous Edward or Jacob from pop culture history.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 7: No, no, I'm.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: I like stuff other than Twilight.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: Those clues will be in the style of Stephanie Meyer's
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: writing describing that individual. There is, of course a classic
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: Pandemonium twist. You need to answer by saying team, then
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  Speaker 2: Edward or Jacob, and then the surname of the person
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  Speaker 2: in question.
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  Speaker 6: So we don't have to like a foreskin team blank.
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  Speaker 6: We just have to say team blank and then they'll.
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  Speaker 4: Thing, well you have to buzz yeah, yeah, god, okay,
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  Speaker 4: we can still get to shout for skin.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh so it's it is quick fires.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm gonna say part two perfect.
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  Speaker 2: I'll listen to that. Yell anything from your team name
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  Speaker 2: and that's all good. So that's how you buzz in.
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  Speaker 2: Let's do a practice one just so we know how
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  Speaker 2: this goes. Buzz in when you won.
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  Speaker 3: Part one one, Yes, you know what I meant. Part two?
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  Speaker 2: You know you know the answer to the clue. I
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  Speaker 2: haven't started reading yet.
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  Speaker 3: No, you said practice okay, yeah, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Let's let's practice the buses. Let's practice the buzzes.
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  Speaker 3: You're right, you're right before. Okay, Now now we'll practice
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  Speaker 3: the question.
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  Speaker 2: Uh. He was an entire script rewritten in secret, every
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  Speaker 2: line hiding a revelation he carried the chaos of fight
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  Speaker 2: club and his heart beat wounded Morrow.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Team Edward Norton.
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  Speaker 2: Team Edward Norton would be the correct answer that.
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  Speaker 3: Baby beat. So listen to the references. This doesn't count,
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  Speaker 3: that didn't count. You know it doesn't care practice. I
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  Speaker 3: don't have any more practices. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 5: You can say that one again if you want to
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  Speaker 5: buzz it, Edward.
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  Speaker 3: Norton, That's exactly how you would ask that question.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Part one, I'm gonna there's plenty of clu spas
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  Speaker 2: to get so you can interrupt me at any point.
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  Speaker 2: Are we ready? Yes, I'll start the time that there
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  Speaker 2: was something about him that felt like contradiction made flesh.
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  Speaker 2: He would only salt when it burned, would only kissing booths,
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  Speaker 2: and carried himself as though he would Yes, I mean foreskin,
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  Speaker 2: Team Jacob A LORDI Yes, that's what I've got here.
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  Speaker 2: The fuck I knew I should run. He was danger, exile, treason,
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  Speaker 2: but his voice quiet, intense, like the blowing of a whistle.
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  Speaker 2: With every word of his intelligence contract. I fell further,
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  Speaker 2: longing to follow him into hiding in Moscow. Part two, Yes, casey.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, Team Jacob Saddam Hussein, that's not what it is. Yes, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: do you want to go to you?
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  Speaker 7: I mean, no, you go.
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  Speaker 5: I just I'm team Edward Snow.
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  Speaker 3: His eyes, Oh god, those eyes.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: They weren't the hollow sockets I'd been told to expect
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  Speaker 2: of ghosts. He told me he was bound to wonder,
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: that his chains were forged by the chaos of his
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: own making. Yes, Odre, team Jacob Marley, it is team
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  Speaker 2: Jacob Rowley's and the Christmas Carol.
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  Speaker 3: Good stuff.
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  Speaker 2: What think about you, Jacobs and your Edwards? Come on now,
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: I know anything Eddie Izzard. Yeah, he may show up.
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  Speaker 3: Wait for it.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: There was the quiet obsession of night Crawler in his gaze,
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: the bruised tenderness of broke Back Mountain in the way
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  Speaker 2: he turned his head, and the impossible dreamer of something. Yes, Julia,
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: Team Jacob Hall. It's team Jacob Jillen Hall. Yes, good stuff, Jacob,
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  Speaker 2: jill Jake Jillen. You gotta say, oh my god, I
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: watch broke Back Mountain. I've owned broke Back.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: I saw Brokeback Mountain in the theaters with my grandma.
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  Speaker 5: Hear me saying I owned it.
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  Speaker 3: He sat on his hand and I watched that in
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  Speaker 3: front of my grandma. Yeah, yeah, damn's the one that
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: was sitting right there.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 4: My grandma made me leave Mama Mia because it was
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 4: a little too horny.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna keep reading clues.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: He didn't look perfect, If anything, he looked ordinary, too ordinary,
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: like fire that had fallen asleep in the rain, eyes
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: the color of old Denham. People said he was a singer,
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: a poet. Yes, Crystal Edward Shearing, Team Edward Shearing, Part
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: two the point, Team Edward Shear, and that is correct
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: good stuff. No, that's fantastic. It was the correct answer.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: People whispered about him, about the things he'd created and
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: the things he'd accidentally destroyed.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: The tragedy wasn't that he could cut.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 7: It was that.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: I actually heard part two before Julia could say full stom.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: Team Edward says, Team Edwards says. As good stuff, he
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: shouldn't have made sense, none of it. Should have a
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: talking dog with eyes that seemed too human and a
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: body that could bend and twist like reality itself had
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: decided to take a nap in time.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: He will be My adventure Part two, Part two.
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  Speaker 2: You keep saying Team Julia instead of fal skin. I
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: heard part two first casey.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: Uh, Team Jacob Slinky from Toy Story. Oh that's yes, Julia.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Team Jake the Dog from Adventure Time.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: Yes, that's what I've got here. Oh wait, No, you
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: didn't say Jacob the Dog in case he Jacob the Dogs.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah I did. Yeah, I will you until I end you.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: They said he'd lived a hundred lives, a comedian, a prince,
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: a cop, a donkey.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: But standing there, I realized that she was sorry.
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  Speaker 8: Julia.
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  Speaker 3: Alright, alright, alright, team start Edward Murphy. Yes, it's Team Edward.
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  Speaker 5: Can I buzz in for Julia?
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: If you would like.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 7: Anybody give up for a man who's saved two of
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 7: us today.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we've almost died.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: Just a few more of these gangs there, we'll be
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: out of here. He looked like a storm, trying to
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: remember it used to be human. People only saw the fighter,
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: the spectacle, the YouTube prankster who turned Yes, Crystal, Team
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: Jacob Paul. It is Team Jacob pol.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 5: Can we have the point removed for even saying the fray?
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 3: Sorry? It's the game.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: He didn't just enter an arena, he transformed it. The
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: crowd roared for him.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, Team Jacobina.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: That's not what I've got here, But you're thinking along
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: the right lines. They saw the glint in his eyes
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: that said lie, cheat and steel. He was my superstar
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: gone before. Yes, Casey, Team Jacob the Snake. Oh no,
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: but you're thinking wrestling foreskin.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 4: Yes, Ora, Team Edward Garrera, Team Edward Garrero, good stuff,
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  Speaker 4: Jacob Sina, Eddie.
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  Speaker 8: I was with you.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: They shouldn't have existed together, and yet when they did,
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: the world shifted in ways you didn't realize were possible,
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: one looming, one gentle, and one small. They were the
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: princes of the COLDI sac my cartoon boy, I think,
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: I think again.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, Team ed ed and ed.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: Edward, Team Edward, Edward and Edwards.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: I was looking I'm so sorry and quick before the buzzer.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: He looked fourteen, maybe fifteen, and had long, glossy black
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: hair pulled back and a rubber band at the nape
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: of his neck. His skin was beautiful, silky and russet colored. Yes, crystal,
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: Team Jacob Black.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 3: It is Team Jacob FLA and that's the buzzer. Jack Black?
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: Is that a Jack Black? Jacob's the character like this thing? Oh?
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: My god, what I've done? Ever read the book? I
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 3: read the first one. Give us all you need?
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, before we get to the final schools, I'd like
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: to thank our play is apart from apart from Julia.
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  Speaker 3: No, Julia, you are fantastic. You just don't want me
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: to end you. That's that's mainly I would like to stay.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: Alive, understandable.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Julia in casey, just because this is going out
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: to more than just the room we're currently in, The
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: Peak improf THEATA a place where you guys teach classes,
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: run shows. Do you want to shout out the Peakmprof,
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: the GETA and everything that's going on here.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty cool here.
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  Speaker 6: You can find things, shows classes at peakimprov dot com.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 6: We've got new classes starting in November. We've totally revamped
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 6: our whole curriculum. It's gonna be great. It has more classes,
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 6: more options, and different levels for those of you that
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 6: may be just wanting to do just learn improv for
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 6: the sake of learning and like getting into meeting people.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 6: But it also has a performance track which can get
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 6: you into more of like the actual like.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 4: Art, like getting deep in if you want to scream
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 4: foreskin on stage over and over.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 5: There's options for.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: You to you. Like I said, it's it's pretty cool here.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 6: We also Casey performs in Felty and Friends, which is
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 6: every second Friday of the month. Casey and I perform
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 6: in the Stick Horses, which is the group that actually
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 6: like have oops, I just hit the thing. Perform in
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 6: stick Horses, which is the group that started this whole theater,
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 6: and that is a family friendly show that is every
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 6: first Friday of the month in Colorida Springs. And I
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 6: am in Tune Titans, which is a whole improvised musical
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 6: with live accompaniment that is every third Friday of every
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 6: month and then fourth Friday.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 3: I guess if we're doing Friday shows is laughter and Legends.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: So if you guys are in the Dungeons and Dragons
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 3: come out the fourth Friday of every month, and we
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 3: do laughter and Legends here, so we have.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: No free Fridays.
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  Speaker 3: Casey and I, it's great stuff.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: Odra and I wouldn't be up stage performing this, we'd
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: still be doing this in our basement. But it's nice
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: that thanks for the peak and prop, this gets to happen.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: So that's cool and thank you so much.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 3: Guys.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: You have amazing guests. Crystal, you're a fantastic stand up comedian.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: Have you got any white Can people follow you online
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 2: and any upcoming gigs in town?
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just follow me on Instagram or Facebook. It's just
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 3: my name. Crystal Aurel A double R E Double L.
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  Speaker 1: Also perform here.
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  Speaker 8: I'm also a part of a group called Whimsical. Yeah,
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 8: we are not family friendly. Come check us out. Improv Yeah,
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 8: I'm getting to that Whimsical every third Saturday. But the
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 8: Shakespeare team we are opening for le Legends actually so yeah,
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 8: look out for.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 3: Us whole improvised Shakespeare play. Yes, fantastic.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: Not family friendly, yeah no, not family friendly.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 5: Honestly, Shakespeare isn't.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you heard he was. That's wrong, body, there's
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 3: a Shakespeare episode of gate Leapers. If you guys haven't
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 3: listened to it, go back to really good. It's really
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 3: Good's that's really good.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: I'll put links to everything our players have just shouted
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: out in the show notes of this. Thank you so
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: much to our live audience. Give yourselves a round of
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 2: applause being just.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 3: So fantastic theater supporter.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: A huge thank you to Ash and Adam just In
• 1:30:27
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• 1:30:30
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• 1:30:33
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• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: Please do not use your power to reboot Twilight. Okay,
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: Producer Jen, can you please unravel the vault touries we
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: didn't even mention, then plot and reveal the final scores?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, God, oh my good? Whoa what a comeback?
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: Because they keeping instead of for a second?
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: Black guy, Yeah, I know who that is.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 2: Cases you want to grab your prize for you in Crystal,
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: that's just the open that up and.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 3: God, you get this, you know we'll share it here.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 3: We'll share it.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: You can share it.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe give a little shake.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 3: It's a bell, a swan bell. This has been pandemonium.
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  Speaker 2: We've done over one hundred geeky game shows and we're
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• 1:31:49
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• 1:31:53
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• 1:31:57
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