MORE Weird News You Missed While Being Normal
7/3/26
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This week's news includes a man towing a cop car with his testicles while on fire, 50 empty self-driving cars trapped in a cul-de-sac, and a 91-year-old who skipped a wellness check to keep gaming.
I don't make the news, I just report on it, and unfortunately this week's news involves a flaming testicle tow, a small-scale municipal Batman who got in trouble for fixing potholes without a permit, a bar getting sued for having the word "barber" in its name, a grandma who ditched a police wellness check because she was busy…
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