HEADLINES: The Trillion-Dollar Valuation Debate, Fancy Microfluid Tubes, and High-Fashion Lunar Long Johns

Nonsense with cj little and Jeff Parker · Jun 9, 2026 · 23m

(0:00) Pre-Show

(0:48) Open

(1:55) National Forklift Safety Day

(2:21) cj's week: Forklifts & Car Lifts

(5:10) Jeff's Week: AGM Car Batteries and EV Sticks

(6:41) Headline: Valuation Expert Sees Spacex Worth $1.3T, Below IPO Target

(14:00) Headline: AI-Designed Universal Vaccine Clears First Human Trial

(18:39) Headline: NASA Will Wear High-Tech Prada Long Johns to The Moon

(21:12) Canon PowerShot S100 Digital Elph

Nonsense Headlines are back, and spicier than ever!

In this episode, the guys dive into the battle over SpaceX's true net worth, pitting Musk's aspirational growth metrics against…