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The Ghost of Steve Jobs: Steve Jobs Ouija Kickstarter & Guardians of the Galaxy · Multiple Nerdgasm

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[Music] welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm your destination for all things nerdy so welcome back to another week
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multiple nerd gasm here we are uh some of us are more prepared than others uh
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on this Eve I uh I must admit that I haven't really checked out spreadsheet
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or done anything um I appreciate your honesty thank you thank you unlike
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unlike some people like luk never read the spreadsheet I um I uh I have an
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excuse this week what is it I was actually sick all week I thought you
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going to see you had a girlfriend no don't be silly can I just bring up
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something that's really annoying about editing the podcast the fact that I
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click on things constantly and I can hear it constantly clicking I'm always
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clicking on things click yeah I'm I'm deliberately not clicking this week I've
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I've enabled the touch on my touchpad so you don't have to push down and also you
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have the loudest keyboard on earth oh well I'm sorry I've got cherrymx keys
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that are [ __ ] brilliant luk enabl touch once but the police put a stop to
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it yeah yeah they did she was way too young achievement six crime so you want
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to kick us off for the week Matt speaking of kicking I got a Kickstarter
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I got two Kickstarter updates we still talking about kickstar have they not
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shut that down yet if they didn't have enough reason to do it okay we've now
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got Kickstarter game developer squatting in a house in
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California why is he squatting go on well this he's developing a game an
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indie game um which is apparently questionable whether whether he actually
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is developing a game anyway it doesn't seem to matter Matt or if he's just
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ripping people off they don't care kickstarters certainly don't care no but
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it turns out somehow somebody's pieced together that this guy on um booked a
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place on Airbnb to stay in in California for two weeks and then you know
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somebody's house yeah and then when the owners came back and said
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okay we're back and he went I'm sorry I live here now he claimed squatter's
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rights because he'd lived there actually did I say 2 weeks it's whatever is just
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yeah just long enough that legally it's questionable whether they can just kick
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him out that's the weird thing about Airbnb I remember once when I was going
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to New York and uh the travel agent who was booking my flight said oh
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accommodation I said oh don't worry I'm just going to find Airbnb he's like I
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wouldn't if I were you sounds great but there's it's it's in that legal gray
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area where both sides can get [ __ ] yeah yeah apparently yeah they they
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there's now a legal thing and he's trying to sue the owners to say that
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that he's allowed to live in their house he now lives there yeah it's it's kind
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of [ __ ] up okay so now that the guy's proven that he's trustworthy let's hear
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about his Kickstarter well to be honest the kickstarter is the is the least
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interesting part of the story like it's a indie game and the only interesting
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thing about it is that it's probably not going to happen and he's now posting
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updates saying um okay guys he wrote in the forums for
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the um the game it's called Confederate Express the game M what's the latest
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Deets on the drama 10 out of 10 wood squat again that was his latest update
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10 out of 10 with squat again hey yeah so I guess he's No Remorse but this is
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his second game that he's made through Kickstarter right yeah did he actually
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make the first game I thought there was some question surely you can't Kickstart
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for a second game if you pocketed the funds of the first one without
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delivering anything Kickstarter could not allow that could they well I don't
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know I mean look what are the boundaries
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of Kickstarter Jesus Christ oh wait knuckle Club was the first Kickstarter
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the new one is called Confederate Express okay these games exist Civil War
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game is it I'm looking for knuckle club now I found it sounds like a euphemism
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wait sorry project was the funding was suspended for that project never made
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funding it was hey D you ever knuckle clubbed with a girl oh I'm knuckle Club
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myself every night that's how I get
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D are in the knuckle Club aren't we buddy oh absolutely remember we knuckle
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Club the [ __ ] out those two people you never first figet the first time you
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initiated into the knuckle Club no you don't I presented Dave with his award he
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did he sure did I sure did so that's that's our first kickstar
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let's St this week all right the second one is is just hilarious um it was a
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Kickstarter for some potato salad yeah uh a guy made a Kickstarter said he
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wanted to make some potato salad but he didn't have any money and uh he was
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asking for he needed like 10 he needed $10 he needed 10 bucks yeah he's now the
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kickstarter's finished and he's made $55,000 wow I'm just pissed off that I
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didn't think of it first see there's there's other Kickstarter
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like websites that tap you once you reach your goal that is that is the
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maximum you can get but clearly Kickstarter is not one of them well
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clearly not and he's now about to make a $55,000 potato salad y salad he haded he
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haded in stretch goals where you know like he's got to make more potato salad
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now and it's become a bigger he's having a party yeah so everyone can come and
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it's yeah it's been called potato stock
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2014 uh so yeah that's that's another Kickstarter success the opposite of the
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previous Kickstarter story isn't it exactly at least this one he made way he
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made way more money than he expected and so he's just going to deliver something
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even better point out has his has his potato salad been created yet Simon and
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Lewis he has if you're [ __ ] listening I want you to go and take a look at this
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potato salad Kickstarter and learn a thing or two about
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business okay I really think it's time for the multiple nerdgasm Kickstarter oh
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God okay we can try no I just don't want to be that guy posting on Facebook every
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day oh has everyone kicked in on my Kickstarter some good prizes no let's do it let's do a
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Kickstarter let's the most asinine thing we can possibly think we don't need to
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all we need to do is raise money and then say look we tried but we're not
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going to make it anymore yeah essentially we're just going to flee
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people with their money so let's just um let's just come up with some [ __ ]
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idea no no no let's do a kickstar okay what are we going to Kickstart well
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obviously our listeners aren't going to kick in now that they know it's a sham
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yeah they will they're idiots yeah what are we going to what are we
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going to what is what is the um what is the product that we're presenting well
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what something that it would be impossible for us to make or a video game well that's fine
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with me let's tell them we're making a video game all right worst case scenario
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we actually do succeed make a video game and then that's cool all right how how
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about with this what about we just do it for editing costs yeah just fund this
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podcast why don't we just start charging for the podcast [ __ ] I wouldn't pay for this
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podcast dollar a mon Kickstarter kick Kickstarter to raise money to do the
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stuff that we're going to be doing any we don't even have to make this official
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I'm just going to put my bank details in the show notes if you've listened to
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this and you haven't paid you're a [ __ ] forward $1 to my account PayPal mat
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multipl nerdgasm doccom not joking if you're listening to this now you've
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listened to 86 episodes you paid nothing pay me a [ __ ] dollar yeah just you
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know what just pay each of us$1 yeah all right cuz all of our list
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split between us unbelievable we have more than one listen do you know I
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actually just when I said mad at multipl nerdgasm tocom I thought oh [ __ ] I
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better add that to my Paypal account in case someone does and I rushed to do it
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and then I remembered this isn't going to be up for like two weeks need to rush
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Lu no one's going to pay yeah know that too but I'd hate for them to try and
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fail you know yeah people are trying to give us money and we just we just
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haven't given them the uh the means [Music] oh did anyone see the wonderful uh
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article about Rose Burn in the age no didn't because I don't read the
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age but go on do go on Splendid sapine woman I just I just oh sorry she
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newsworthy this week is she well she's always newsworthy Dan um I just uh it
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was uh it was just interesting just sort of follow the progression of her career
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as she's quite shy uh shuns the spotlight yeah it is quite a coincidence
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that she's in the news these days you think maybe we've had something to do
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with that well maybe we have maybe we have maybe uh one day she'll hear my
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call I'm not sure she will once she listens to the show I'm not sure she'll
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have a choice once it actually happens yeah yeah I think she'll probably block
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your number and that number
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is oh Dam what are you doing [ __ ] oh
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godamn teach you how to do the beep yep oh [ __ ] you all right is that a is that a dance
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do the beep 10:42 Dave's Mobile number spoken by Dan
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you making little notes there yeah a that's adorable don't mess with
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them hey I was watching TV during the week that's
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unsurprising all right look yeah if you must know I'm currently unemployed I'm
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not working at the moment if you want to [ __ ] talk to me about it right in and
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we can have a chat or if you want to give him an extra dollar yeah in a show
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notes Dan at multiple nasm.com yeah did I just miss something cuz
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everything just went silent for like 10 seconds yeah I think what you had is a mild
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stroke it's possible I'll give you my Nan's number you can talk to her about
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all right sweet it's St all right I'm dead to Serious
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did you guys read my mobile number out one more time I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm not
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editing they're not ready to get out they know it I'm not editing the show I
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think you should be you should be happy that we remember your number true it's
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literally the only number on the [ __ ] because you're the only person I know
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who has had the same mobile number all along I have done my D trying to ruin
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that for you have done my damnest to keep that number I've had it since I was
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15 yeah I wanted it too but you [ __ ] off you have it since 1995 yet had a mobile
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did you yeah yeah my dad gave it [ __ ] I call [ __ ] on that remember that
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giant brick phone I used to carry around no in in year nine yeah my dad gave it
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to me when I used to go out and because he would never let me go out it was rarely
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used all right I don't remember you having a phone in year I'm not even sure
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we had a cellular network in 1995 yeah we did it was all analog fastic pretty
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early you could get reception anywhere I remember Grant was moley was the only
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one that have a phone and that was year 10 no I think Sam had one as well but I
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don't think our listeners want to hear about our childhood Chums well I think
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our listeners want to wait while I Google this so no seriously though uh watching a bit
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of Telly um golden alies had a little bit of a look at get smart oh oh yeah
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good good series created by is it Mel Brooks Mel Brooks and uh Buck Henry two
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great writers I have a a very obscure segue that but we'll come back to it no
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no no I'm pretty sure Mel Brooks was in don't don't waste your segue man Now's
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the Time don't don't even let Dan get his story out so I'm watching this old
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episode of get smart right now you guys are you guys aware of the
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origin of the Apple Macintosh where they got the name
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Macintosh because I had always read that Macintosh was someone's favorite brand
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of apple right right now as far as I know that's a perfectly plausible story
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cuz their company was called apple and they brought out a new computer they
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named it after an Apple fine but I bring new evidence to the table I was watching
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get smart and in this episode they have a double code word so one agent says one
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part of it the other agent replies with the other part of the code word and they
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know that they're okay to chat about
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stuff the double code word is Apple
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Macintosh oh huh this is from the late 60s interesting now could just be a
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coincidence no such thing but maybe
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not you know so I'm hypothesizing now
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that the Apple Macintosh the Mac is after an old episode of get smart well
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you know if Steve Jobs wasn't so stupid and ignored his cancer and thought he
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could cure it with fruit um maybe he'd be around to answer you yeah maybe we
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can get him on the show maybe we can um let's let's do a Kickstarter let's do a
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Kickstarter to uh get a Ouija board and
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some of the spirit jobs and find out can we please do that can we please you what
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that's our Kickstarter all right we need 50 we need ,000 is the kickstarter to
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actually communicate with him or just to get the Ouija Bo no no no it's all all
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par and Parc we're going to film it and everything I think and I also think we
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need it's to buy a red one so we can fill it yeah that's right yeah what's
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that um what's that con artist that goes on TV and says that he can talk to the
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dead and like fces women out of uh their money to try to talk to their dead kids
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John Edwards yeah that's the guy that [ __ ] we want to hire
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him no we don't need John wward man I'm pretty sure I can cover this I you know
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I'm a yeah just a bit of cold reading yeah yeah I can of each other I can do
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this this is how I I I I get into all sorts of situations it's a gift nice
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yeah I'm getting a Steve there's a Steve coming through a Steve is anyone
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expecting a Steve Steve he talking about a job a job job jobs jobs does has
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anyone here had a job yeah got a job he's got a job all right
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Dan the message is for you he said say he says Get Smart buddy get
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smart up God okay okay Matt I'm going to need you to create the kickstarter okay
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um we want we need to purchase a Ouija board uh we want to summon the spirit of
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Steve Jobs to find out if the Apple Macintosh was actually named because of
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epode of get smart y okay and what else do we what other equipment do we need we
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need a camera we need a warehouse yeah we need a really good camera and some
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good camera equipment to film this do need to ask do would couldn't we
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actually just ask someone else who worked at not helping you are the wor
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businessman I know we need Ferraris we need Ferraris to get there also I I'm
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pretty sure we're going to need to be quite drunk when we do this so maybe put
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a couple of bottles of cisal on the uh but get what I just said we need to do
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this stop with the crystal let's just get just a shitload of blow bit of blow
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yeah the location that's true we will all right let's keep it under $1,000 uh
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but we'll we we'll record it I don't think you going AI for $1,000 d That's
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what I'm saying let's keep the kickstarter we'll say we want to stretch
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goals yeah $1,000 stretch goals stretch Lio goals why don't we put potato salad
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on the list and then we're guaranteed 50 Grand at least do you know what I mean
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because potato salad gets you 50 Grand yeah all right I'm going to if you don't
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do this I will was threat [ __ ] yeah it
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serious I'm a man with nothing to lose I like it how Dave's the one who wants to
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do it he's the one threatening that if you don't do it he will but instead of
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just volunteering to do it you still have to make the first but I'm dead
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serious right I will make a Kickstarter the goal is $1,000 and the and it's so
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that we can buy a Ouija board and summon the ghost of stev all right and I know
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that we're going to film it and we're going to release it on the internet yes
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yeah yeah we'll film it and we'll put it put the video up okay so listeners this
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is a promise by the time you hear this podcast we will have a Kickstarter
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online y um look for pledge may not be a Kickstarter what do
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you mean it may not be a Kickstarter oh look right is there an a an American
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presence yeah okay it's the ghost of Steve Jobs he's an americ you don't you
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don't you don't you don't' got the Australian Kickstarter now there an
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Australian Kickstarter now it's fine great okay we're good this will work this will
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work all right good stuff well we've got a plan we're uh things are in
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[Music] action well talking about speaking to
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the dead mhm um who wants to talk about Eola oh oh I want to talk about AA but
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um I haven't read this uh this reference here but it looks like someone's brought
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back a bowler from Africa to the US well they were intentionally brought back the
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an aid worker in um AIDS in an AIDS an
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AIDS worker in Africa uh contracted
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contracted the virus and uh to treat him they brought him back to Atlanta and now
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people like Donald Trump specifically are freaking out freaking the [ __ ] out
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about the fact that they brought the an infected person to the United well it's
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the first Abola virus case in the United States in history that's right yes and
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they they've said that they said basically there is no danger they took
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like every conceivable precaution it's just so that the person can be
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treated um you know with all the skill and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
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yeah and to make that like's no of human contamination they've gotten a whole
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buch ofes monkeys they've trained them performing all the all the procedures
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yeah um and he's not he's not having sex with them he's not yeah that's right and
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he he is cutting some of them up for monkey meat that's
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right wait we've gotten from we've gotten from a bowler to eights
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again how did we get here how do we get back here yeah we weird weird but yeah
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so um yeah a bit scary but uh you know I think it's prob I think people in the
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states are probably fine just I don't know aola people in the states there's a
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fuckload of Africans that suddenly have AA no and that it terrifies me aola just
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from watching all the tv specials on it when I was a kid and and just you know
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just convulsing and spraying blood everywhere is is just not you know it's
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not on my bucket list really yeah yeah
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so um yeah well best of luck to um Dr Kent Brantley names now is currently
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infected with a Bowa you know can I just say if I was a doctor and someone around
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me had a bowler I'd be like nah hypocritic Earth [ __ ] this I'm going i'
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don't want to get a bow you're on your own yeah yeah like it's almost
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impossible to treat and there's such a high infection rate and if you do get it
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you you more than likely going to die what it about 90% of people who contract
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it die no I don't to throw out such a high statistic but it's very high this
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particular strain is only about 50/50 because I was going to say I think it's
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5050 it's a different strain this one but apparently highly contagious but
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only about a 50/50 mortality rate bleeding from every orifice not pleasant
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no no exactly bleeding from any orifice is not pleasant but all at once is
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overwhelming yeah I was going to say one of two orifices at a time no true bit
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yeah no you make you make a good point I mean just bleeding from some orifices
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would terrify me um what was he uh what was the name of the doctor that you just mentioned
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Matt it was Dr Brent cranley sorry Dr
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Kent branley you spoonerize him I did which also sounds like something a bit
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bit gay brle well Dr Brent Brent kley Kent Brantley Kent Brantley you're our
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geek of the week but has he really done anything geeky he got a
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bowler yeah have you got a bowler yeah maybe L you get a bowler
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you'll be our geek of the week yeah I promise you if you get a bower we'll start a
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Kickstarter I once I've wiped your anal blood from my face sprayed it's got to
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be every orifice though Luke every orifice has to be bleeding
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okay oh I can do that that's so descriptive Dan I just had a horrible mental
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image the true the true nightmare of a
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balla has finally y settled on you yep y
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terrifying terrifying can I lighten this up a bit cuz I feel I don't know if you guys
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agree but I feel the podcast has gotten a little bit heavy yeah and I feel you
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know I mean we've talked about you know net stuff we've now talked about
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disease I'd like to line it up with a
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restaurant review oh okay if I may so um
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Dave you and I have uh often gone to the Opera bar here in Sydney um yes far as
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saying it's it's one of our one of our favorite spots it is it is a beautiful
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part of the city we go there for drinks and Ambience but we haven't eaten at the
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restaurant together yeah have you have you eaten there in the
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past uh I don't think so I ha there once I wasn't too impressed uh if I could
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describe the food in an abstract way I would say that it's um both too
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flavorsome and not flavor enough at the same time okay if that paints you a picture
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why can you can you just you just go back and just say that one sentence
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again cuz I I didn't really register with me yeah y too flavorsome and yet
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somehow not flavorsome enough interesting yeah um but someone who was
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there over the weekend uh celebrity uh and that would be porn star
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James Dean you familiar with his work yeah yeah so James Dean was in Sydney
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for seow over the weekend asked around of what the kind of one of the nicest
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night spots in Sydney was everyone told him it was Opera bar he went out there
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um had a couple of drinks but um also made the mistake of eating at the
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restaurant and I'd like if I may to um read you a direct quote from his
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blog okay okay okay this is James Dean on Opera bars restaurant I'd rather have
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someone with dentry [ __ ] into my eyes while I'm forced to listen to Hansen on
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repeat and sing Creed I'd rather lick the inside of a glory hole than have any
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of this [ __ ] excuse for food food is
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in quotes into my mouth ever again I'd
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rather send dickpics to my
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Rabbi then he gets specific and says my steak tasted like salt that someone had
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pissed meat juice
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onto so uh yeah we then he he finishes by saying we
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actually had to leave and go to a different restaurant while I cursed
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their very existence and took off my pants I'm not quite sure why that
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happened but he is a porn star yeah I think he's contractually obliged to do
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that hands down the most God awful Eatery in the existence of the universe
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okay I'm just going to take a guess here I'm guessing the Opera bar isn't a cheap
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place to eat at no it's not totally high-end but it's not Cheap Eats no it's
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not 55,000 for a potato salad though that's right that's not the cost of the
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potato salad that's the profits you make making a salad yeah
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Oho thumbs down from jam and if anyone doesn't follow James Dean's blog I
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recommend it it's definitely not safe for work and most of it just porn but
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quite a lot of it is just pictures of his cats and just hilarious musing is on
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life from the point of view of someone who has a completely different world
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viiew to you wow that sounds awesome yeah well you know what I found exciting
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and I didn't think I was going to find it as exciting as I did was uh [Music]
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Destiny uh the beta was uh I don't know how long ago was it it's a week ago now
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yeah uh and it was really good I really liked it well 4.6 million people had to
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go oh big thank you for Bungie for opening it up to everyone so they can
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actually test it out with full server Lo a we could just could have pretended we
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just got access Luke I'll give you a full servero he didn't have to say that
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but uh never mind what I was in it before they opened it up all right fine
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I'll open you up but yeah I wasn't you know like I'm
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not a big fan of Halo uh it's it's all right but um mat I just want to say if
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John Halo ever heard you say that he would be devastated I
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know I I think he just take it on the chin and keep going yeah I don't think
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he gets upset like that he doesn't care what other people think doesn't he well
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he does he cares what Cortana thinks well she's dead whoa who spoilers spers
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Jesus [ __ ] I haven't played Halo 4 what the
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[ __ ] what thanks a lot dude so I'm assuming that I'm the only
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person who hasn't played this destiny the destiny beter yeah yeah you could be
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the only person on the planet at this AG yeah it yeah well quarter of the
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population of this country played it oh you could have actually yeah I just
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realized cuz it's on it was on 360 as well I played it on Xbox One
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um and but I mean is this going to be like is this going to have crossplatform
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no no no right so you guys are all going to be playing on on your X bones so I
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can't participate anyway Dave's not he hasn't got one no I don't have an expone
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but I was playing the Destiny Beta so what do you think happened there you had
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a PS4 yes I did how did you acquire your
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PS4 well I um woke up on my birthday and I had an email from my brother he said
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check your bank account so I did and there was uh $500 in it and then he I
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went what the hell and he went go buy a peaceful so I did you should have bought
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an Xbox One and just sent him the change [ __ ] the mid-level
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hooker level sent him a little cheeky picture saying thanks for the birthday present
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all right well that's a pretty good gift I'm not going to lie to that let's go
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around and um let's all talk about what our brothers gave us for our birthdays
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my my brother gave me uh nothing for my last birthday Matt what' your brother
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give you for your last birthday I can't remember yeah Luke
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don't even have a brother so definitely missed out looks like you're ahead Dave
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yeah yeah well ahead thanks SP did you listen to the podcast is your brother a
26:57
fan uh I think I think we'd annoy him wouldn't we with our in chatter I've
27:02
never actually asked him to listen to it I'm pretty sure he would be annoyed
27:08
by us we always used to annoying it would be surprising that I don't see why
27:13
that would have changed yeah yeah yeah but I me also like if he listened to the
27:19
podcast he'd find out that I I sneak into his house every night and drink his
27:23
apple and black current berry juice he he's never found out cuz I
27:28
always replace it with an identical apple and black current berry juice Dan
27:33
you've got no right no but I replace it with another one that's not the point I
27:37
really hope he doesn't listen I hope you do listen Michael get
27:41
over it all right I'm gonna to listen no I'm not I'm get so
27:47
jeal to listen to this episod notice David was being so quiet
27:52
through that so it's going to be like yeah your friend Dan's a real dick you
27:55
know that and that Daniel is pen well how do we know the story if it wasn't from
28:01
Dave going to cut that
28:05
F so did you like Destiny
28:08
Dave uh mate I um look I love bnd's
28:13
ability to build worlds I think they've got great art Direction and there's
28:18
there's always something about their environments that's that's really
28:21
interesting even when things were really low poly back in the old you know Halo
28:24
uh one and two days they managed to get so much out of
28:28
of systems that you just you just look at it and you think it feels like a real
28:31
place and I I really felt that about uh the Destiny Beta I thought that that
28:36
where you were um in Russia felt like a real place like it it had been lived in
28:42
it had been worn and um it was exciting to explore I really really enjoyed it I
28:48
thought graphically it's not uh Beyond The Pale but it is stunning in its own
28:54
way um I thought it was a really beautiful game and and the game play was
29:00
fantastic it it it it basically took all the best bits about Borderlands and got
29:04
rid of all the stuff that was crap about Borderlands um I just had I had a great
29:10
time exploring and uh I really like the mythology and just just the chance to to
29:17
see Venus and to see Mars to travel to the Moon is going to be awesome like I
29:24
literally can't wait like space is my thing love the [ __ ] out of the solar
29:27
system and being able to explore it is going to be fantastic cuz that was
29:31
always disappointing to me in Mass Effect like you couldn't actually go to
29:33
any of the planets except Mars dve have you been Hing this whole time not
29:37
knowing that we've come off two calls since then we've come off what sorry we Skye
29:43
got disconnected a whole bunch of times so and we've [ __ ] I can't get Luke back
29:50
now are you there hold that did you see any of that no you dropped out oh I'm
29:56
not going through that again I've still got got the recording I just okay just
29:59
guys um not in agreement hello hey did everyone else drop yeah yeah cuz I I
30:06
literally wanted a huge rant about Destiny and I'm not going through it
30:08
again so yeah yeah see I always found
30:12
Halo a bit boring personally and I know I'm in the minority because it was a not
30:17
on this podcast it's 50/50 well look in all honesty though Matt bung you were
30:21
terrible about telling Halo story like I was a huge fan just because of the
30:25
Covenant and their religious War which I found really interesting I'd never seen
30:28
it aliens done that way um that's why I got really heavily into you know all the
30:34
external stuff the books and all that stuff so when I played the game I
30:39
implicitly had PR knowledge about lots of other stuff that just wasn't conveyed
30:43
in the story it's a very confusing game if you don't know the the backstory and
30:48
the law like it doesn't really make much sense I played through one two and three
30:53
and I couldn't tell you what the story was I have no idea cuz I just didn't i'
30:56
never captured my attention it's like oh go from here to there and shoot the
31:01
stuff in between okay yeah I never really followed the story but um destiny
31:08
I found really interesting like visually and and also uh there's you can tell
31:13
it's bungee cuz it's got a lot of Halo in it like the the way the drop ships
31:18
are literally the same as Halo and um and the way the enemies are grouped AI
31:24
with you that's following you around there's that yeah and you've got like
31:27
like when you see enemies there's like the little one and a big one you know
31:32
what I mean or a couple of little ones and a big one it's just feels very Halo
31:35
I'm sure it'll I'm sure that evolves but see this is the strange thing cuz I'm a
31:38
huge Halo fan but I didn't really like the Destiny Beta that much really yeah I don't know
31:45
um I know that they're saying you can play it single player but there was a
31:49
lot pushing me towards playing with people right and I don't know if that's
31:55
what was putting me off or see I I found
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I I played mostly by myself and just ran around doing the quests and then there
32:04
was a point where I'd basically forgotten that it was you know
32:09
multiplayer and a a kind of a an event
32:13
occurred where this container appeared and the AI said oh you should check that
32:19
out and I went over and put some buttons on it and then all of a sudden these
32:21
enemies started coming in I was like oh [ __ ] there there's too many of them I
32:24
can't do anything but then all these other players started running over and
32:29
helping and I was like this is awesome yeah like there were like 10 or 20 of us
32:33
all fighting all these enemies I'm like this is great and then it finished and
32:36
we're all like all right see you like everyone sort of went their separate
32:39
ways got on H bikes and away they went yeah on our missions I like it I really
32:44
liked it I'm looking I'm going to get it when it comes out and I'm hoping I enjoy
32:48
a bit more then but one thing I found myself doing a lot was
32:52
dancing just a lot of dancing every time I could okay you never played World of
32:57
Warcraft did you no no you would have got that out of your system if you had
33:01
oh okay but um yeah I pre-ordered it on the
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weekend because uh I liked it so much
33:09
yeah I just I I I thought that it it it the Gunplay was a lot of fun the thing I
33:15
don't like about Borderlands was that the shooting mechanic was just bad I
33:19
really didn't like Borderlands yeah yeah see I do I I do like Borderlands and this this
33:26
definitely feels like Borderlands meets Halo meets Guild Wars 2 that reminds me
33:32
play Borderlands again no I Borderlands is terrible I can't play it now after
33:36
Destiny I just can't I like Borderlands yeah it just it's the gun play is just
33:42
[ __ ] it's not fun the guns in Destiny
33:45
felt powerful and they did something I definitely agree with that yeah the the
33:51
rifle that you start with even felt it felt good like I was reluctant to let it
33:56
go cuz I I I um I that [ __ ] gun yeah so I actually found I could use a sniper
34:01
rifle in that game though I never use a sniper
34:05
rifle yeah yeah no I I really liked it so
34:10
um yeah well hopefully I don't know Bungie said they apparently there's not
34:17
a technical limitation like with the crossplatform stuff but they chose not
34:22
to do it because um there's always that thing about which platform is Superior
34:28
and they just want to stay out of all that and I don't know if that's true or
34:32
if that's just well there can be slight variances like if you're using say for
34:36
example I hate the PlayStation controller right but the PlayStation 4
34:39
controller is awesome they finally fix
34:43
the analog sticks and um they're not Giant Circles that you can't clip into
34:48
anymore that they're they're they're concave instead of convex oh I saw that
34:53
yeah yeah yeah so they they work a lot better um it's uh yeah it's a really
34:57
good controller but I don't know why they don't just give us the option then
35:01
like to be honest I don't care if the controller gives you an advantage as
35:05
long if if it means we get to play together like [ __ ] whatever like
35:10
we're not it's not we're not playing against each other anyway it's like well
35:13
there is there is Deathmatch modes and all that kind of stuff in there which I
35:16
did play a bit of and it's ter I can choose I can choose well why not give us
35:21
the option say I want to go into Deathmatch do you want to play against
35:25
people on the PC who will just headshot you or do you want to just play against
35:28
Xbox One people and I'll choose like I don't know seems like I
35:33
don't know I just want question whether they it's in their best interests to say
35:38
that rather than say oh it's because Microsoft and Sony weren't letters yeah
35:43
you know what I mean it's not in their best interest to say that yeah but um I
35:48
guess I guess while we're on the subject of it um you guys have anything to add about the
35:54
beta uh no I didn't get to go to the Moon um because they unlocked that they
35:59
unlocked that and I didn't notice I didn't realize that it appeared because
36:02
they unlocked it I thought I unlocked it oh that was in single wasn't it yeah
36:06
yeah no I didn't get the single player Moon Endeavor I think we were all in bed
36:09
when that when that actually came out
36:11
okay I played a deathmatch game on the
36:16
moon but yeah I was a little shocked that there there was no gravity on the
36:22
moon like as in like there was no moon gravity as in very little it was just
36:26
normal I was like I heard a lot about a lot of complaints about that yeah yeah I
36:32
don't know I'm sure they've come up with some [ __ ] story um to explain why
36:35
that's the case but um wouldn't they just say it was half terraformed or
36:39
something I think they probably just said it's a game shut up and play
36:44
it they went do you know how hard it would be to change the physics just for
36:48
this one part of the game [ __ ] off yeah yeah um but you'll be happy to know
36:53
Dan it's not floaty Halo micho physics where you jump and you're in the air for
36:57
10 seconds um it's all literally um it's it's very uh very earth-based very Earth
37:04
grounded well you know probably helps you an eight foot tall giant robot too
37:09
so how did you play robot as well no no no I just mean it as in that's that's
37:14
what the master chief is he's like a giant 8ot tall Android guy which is why
37:18
what you guys play as in the beta um a
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uh uh chick um of course yeah I I I played as a female human well there's a
37:28
lot of third person stuff I don't want be looking at some dude's ass you're
37:31
like a reverse transvesti both of you God I played as a robot male or female
37:37
one Joe I think that says a lot yeah you're a robosexual they they both
37:42
played as women and I played as a robot you pansexual [ __ ] cuz he looked my robot looked
37:49
[ __ ] badass but I is always that if I have to look at the character a lot I
37:54
want to be female I to look at a female character that a male character yeah but
37:58
I mean it's still a
38:01
cartoon yeah right just a sexy
38:06
cartoon um but I guess while we're on the subject because I I got a I
38:10
obviously got a PS4 now um yeah I'm curious to I'm curious to hear your
38:14
initial thoughts too look look Jesus I was I'm really impressed by it um it's
38:19
it's an elegant looking system just physically uh the controll is great um
38:24
you're a robosexual as well yeah it just it just has
38:30
this I don't know it's it's the games cuz I got PlayStation um Plus Membership
38:36
now as well and there's so many free games you get with it it's just
38:40
ridiculous um so I've just got heaps on there to um you know to to play free
38:47
PlayStation 4 games or PlayStation 4 games and you can play um a lot of uh PS
38:54
v and all that other stuff and here's the best thing about it I can literally
38:58
lie in bed and play watch Doge on my PS
39:03
Vater which is pretty cool that's pretty cool yeah if it was a good game it would
39:07
be cool well I um I started playing it cuz it came with the PlayStation um and
39:12
I'm probably about 3 hours in all I have really done is hacked all those Towers M
39:18
um because I like doing that kind of stuff so I've just been hacking Towers I
39:20
haven't actually really even touched the campaign missions at all um yeah right
39:24
what I find Strang is though is that you know I meant to be this awesome video
39:27
Landy protecting the city and I've killed a lot of civilians yeah I've run over a lot by I
39:33
always whenever I get involved in a highp speed chase like the cops are
39:36
after me or whatever and I'm running down people I like to yell look what you
39:39
made me do exactly and I shot a lot of cops too and I just think yeah it is
39:44
they don't make out that the cops are bad at all no I so I feel like I'm not
39:48
really a vigilante so much as just a [ __ ] Thug Like a criminal you're a
39:52
dick yeah yeah so I it failed on all fronts in terms of immersion for me um
39:58
yeah look and the hacking mini games are just dull and it's it's it's yeah it's
40:03
just not a very good game um I got the new Kill Zone as well um I like the uh
40:09
Killzone 2 and three I I quite enjoyed those on the PlayStation 3 uh this one
40:14
uh you know it's kind of interesting because it's basically a sort of Israel
40:19
Palestine situation so you've got these two opposing factions that are you know
40:22
so just bombing hospitals yeah yeah and the the the amount of disgusting things
40:26
that Bo sides will do um to gain the upper hand like eating poop and
40:33
stuff I don't know where that I don't know where that came from then you don't
40:37
know anything about the conflict Dave oh sorry I thought we were talking about
40:41
jackass my bad right so go on go on ignore me
40:45
um well it's it's fun uh it's graphically
40:52
stunning um not a great game though not a great game but um like I said before I
40:59
even got any of these consoles I always said look there's nothing going to be
41:02
nothing good is going to be worth playing on these things until you know
41:06
uh September yeah pretty much yeah well I just um while we're talking
41:11
about games I briefly fairly briefly I played through
41:15
the beginning and the start section of uh Batman Arkham
41:20
Origins uh and quick question before you get started yes is that my copy yes okay
41:26
so I know where it is then continue yeah yeah you lent it to me and well because
41:30
I didn't want to buy it because everyone said it was bad it was like that it was
41:33
it was not a good game um however so far I'm still really enjoying it so I'm just
41:40
waiting for it to become [ __ ] um and I'm wondering whether maybe everyone else's
41:45
expectations were just higher or something cuz so far it's it's fine it
41:49
may have just been that a lot of us were just expecting it to be as good as the
41:53
last two okay well I'm not really sure what's not was good about it yet but I
41:58
guess maybe haven't gotten that far into it but it just seems like the same thing
42:01
so I guess I don't know I know a lot of people's complaints with it it was like
42:06
it was a bit silly that only the cops and um criminals were out on the streets
42:10
and that only um Batman already had equipment that he shouldn't have had
42:15
because he only got it in Arkham City which happens later in the timeline all
42:18
this kind stuff I don't care about any of that stuff the game I just want to be
42:21
Batman yeah the game's pretty fun so far so yeah well I just think it wasn't as
42:25
good as the other the other two so that's just got universally panned but
42:28
the new one that's coming it looks amazing so oh it does I cannot wait to
42:31
drive the Batmobile nope looks awesome that does look pretty good uh I'm
42:35
looking forward to
42:39
that all right so uh anyone uh you seen
42:44
any good movies lately I saw a great movie well I mean I've I've noticed that
42:50
there's a there's a huge marketing campaign that's uh that's trying to tell
42:54
me to go and see this movie and it's one of those instances where I feel the ads
43:00
are assuming I already know what it is and it's the same thing that happened
43:04
when the Hunger Games movies come out and it's like your favorite book is now
43:07
a film and I've was like never heard of The Hunger Games you know like i' never
43:12
heard of Harry Potter before that [ __ ] movie came out and um and yet
43:16
suddenly I can't go past a bus stop or turn on the TV or sit down in a movie theater
43:22
without some Distribution Company telling me that Guardian of the Galaxy
43:27
is now out and I should already know what this is and be excited about it so
43:31
can somebody please explain to me what the [ __ ] Guardians of the Galaxy is and
43:35
why I should care ah I'm out of comic book films man I'm going to let Matt
43:39
handle this Guardians of the Galaxy is a comic book series of by
43:45
Marvel um and it's I've literally never heard of it no that's fair that's fair I
43:50
read comic books it's not one of their their kind of big you know bigger
43:55
well-known ones I guess m um but it's a bit more Goofy and um
44:02
pulpy I guess right than than the other Stu well I guess that's not fair that's
44:06
why it wasn't on my radar I don't know it's uh it's a bit
44:10
sillier cuz I'll say the trailer looks awful really I haven't I
44:17
don't know if I watched Traer love the trailer do you do you do you know do you
44:21
were aware of this property before you saw the trailer no I I knew of raccoon
44:28
yeah Rocket Raccoon yep that's about it I didn't know about anything else but I
44:33
do remember Rocket Raccoon cuz I saw I saw this trailer and I I was speaking to
44:37
some friends who saw the trailer too who were asking me because they assumed I
44:40
would know what it was and I literally didn't and I'm not being factious I've
44:43
never heard of this yeah but um yeah this looks
44:48
like like a slapstick comedy version of The Avengers yeah it kind of
44:55
is it's but good yes yes it's really and
44:59
I'll tell you what um it's directed by James gun and I don't like James gun and
45:05
I didn't know that it was directed by him and then when it came up at the
45:08
beginning and said directed by James gun I was like oh
45:11
[ __ ] I'm I'm probably I'm worried I'm not going to like this now but no it's
45:16
[ __ ] awesome it's hilarious and fun and Goofy and yeah it's just it's just
45:22
really cool it's it's about a kid who
45:27
is taken away from Earth in the 80s yeah
45:31
um by in a spaceship and becomes kind of
45:36
like a Han Solo style Rog like fly to the Navigator no no no no no because he
45:42
he doesn't come back oh yeah but I mean as like he just gets taken by an alien
45:46
intelligence or uh no no no no no no no not like I don't want to give anything
45:50
away but he basically he gets picked up in a by a ship and taken away and
45:55
becomes a space Adventurer space kind of Rogue Han Solo kind of character and
46:00
then gets caught up in this big universe saving mission that ties into
46:05
the Avengers and it ties into all the other movies and stuff and it's it's
46:09
just really cool and fun and it's got um yeah there's a little raccoon Rocket
46:14
Raccoon who's not actually raccoon he's a genetically modified person who looks
46:18
like a raccoon he doesn't even know what a raccoon is um and uh it's got
46:25
um Peter S is in it briefly but uh he's only got a bit part but I love him so
46:31
he's the king of the bit part yeah he's great in this this just it's just so
46:36
stupid and funny it's great it's like I don't even know how to explain it like
46:41
it actually took me a little bit to get into the the kind of humor of it because
46:47
I even I wasn't expecting it to be do they explain some of the characters a
46:51
bit in what way about like where they come from that tell you any who anyone
46:55
is no well Flying Blind the whole time they they do what but what do you mean
47:00
exactly well I just know that like in The Avengers they like with black widow
47:04
there was no explanation of her it was just expected that you knew who she was
47:08
well okay that's because she's been in the earlier films and they kind of
47:11
assume you've seen them but the in this yeah I mean they explain I mean you know
47:16
who who Star-Lord is the main guy and you know why do you know who he is
47:20
because you see him when he's a child and what happened oh right and then you
47:24
see yeah I mean yeah you learn about everybody cuz I was going to I was meant to be
47:29
going to see it tomorrow night only to find out that when you went to see it it
47:33
was an early Advan screening oh was it okay doesn't actually come out to this
47:37
Thursday okay yeah I I thought I saw it said that on the on the site but I was
47:41
like oh whatever I just bought the tickets by the time you're hearing this
47:44
it will be well and truly out yeah but yeah no I recommend Day episode
47:50
it's very funny it's got um well I don't want to spoil the joke but it's it's not
47:55
it's not that big deal you probably you'll probably see it on it's got the
47:58
top billing for the film is Vin Diesel um who plays a character of a of a tree
48:05
well I scoff Dan no no the Vin Diesel he plays he plays like a humanoid tree who
48:11
can only say the words I am Groot and he's got top billing well I
48:16
think that's probably pushing Vin Diesel's acting shops to its very limits
48:20
so I just thought that was hilarious in itself like the very first thing you see
48:24
is starring Finn diesel and then yeah he literally only says one thing in the
48:29
whole movie that is funny I mean usually he just says his own name over and over
48:32
but yeah Matt Damon yeah and it's like I don't know of goofy jokes cuz I'll be
48:37
honest from the trailer I thought it like if it came up to that or another
48:41
[ __ ] stupid Transformers movie I'd probably go Transformers over it but
48:47
it's more like Galaxy Quest than it is like Star Wars yeah no I think I think
48:53
I'd rather see Guardians of the Galaxy than a [ __ ] Transformers film well to
48:56
ask him about this H will Dave like this
49:02
movie he might just because it's so doesn't it doesn't take itself seriously
49:06
at all like it is what it is and and more so than kind of say you know like
49:11
you know like you watch Captain America and it's it's played straight this is
49:16
not it's not played straight at all there's exactly like they they fire and
49:21
slide around on the ground to get away from obstacles like he'll shoot and
49:24
shoot backwards with the when the guns shoot and stuff like that it's like it's
49:29
silly you know what I mean in that way yeah sounds fun sounds fun yes exactly
49:34
yeah that's what I'm trying to say and yeah like I said a lot of the jokes are
49:38
great it's um yeah it's it's really good like it's just it's it's a good fun
49:45
movie good fun goofy space adventure all right I'll be going to see
49:54
that yeah well like I said if you like a good fun goofy space adventure you'll
50:00
love it and if not then Peter sarap finck dies at the end you know if we had
50:05
a TV show like David and Margaret it would literally just be every week us
50:08
going yeah it was good you should see it or it was terrible to be fair though
50:13
David and Margaret don't go into much more detail than that well David and
50:16
Margaret I mean at least have some sort of you know something substantive to say
50:20
about each film and and the director and and all the actors it's true but they
50:24
rarely agree and David has his kind of really specific taste and Margaret has
50:29
her really specific taste there's very little overlap and it's mostly just her
50:34
going were we watching the same movie and him going well I liked it four stars
50:39
well I hated it one star yeah make it sound like a
50:47
[ __ ] [ __ ] you for our um overseas fans you don't know who David and Margaret
50:52
are so just um they're the cisc and eird of Australia there you go yeah we don't
50:58
have any overseas listeners we do I'm not convinced we
51:02
have any listeners that don't work at Matt's work quite honest I'm not sure
51:05
I'm not sure our Chinese listeners know who any of those people are
51:10
yeah dear God hopeless Chinese listeners
51:13
all I can say is H hang SE what does that mean that's only
51:19
because that's the only thing I know how to say in Chinese what does it mean nice to meet
51:23
you right I bet you say it in way that just it doesn't sound like you're saying
51:28
nice to me almost positive it doesn't yeah for our Japanese
51:34
listeners
51:38
multiple uh for our Irish listeners suck a dick and download our
51:44
[Laughter]
51:51
podcast well I've got uh I got a quick update um we talked recently about
51:57
comicy and how Amazon bought it and everyone was complaining about it
52:01
because they took the well you did that I did I did I did I complained as well
52:06
but I didn't complain so much about what they changed I just complained about the
52:10
fact that they changed things I don't I didn't have a specific beef you just
52:13
decided to have a winge no no no but like I my complaint was I'm paying for a
52:18
service right and then all of a sudden the service completely changes and that
52:23
that you know that bothers me cuz I'm like that's I was paying for something
52:26
it's a bit like life isn't it it is a bit no no no but it's like if you went
52:29
out and bought a bunch of books and then somebody turned up at your house and
52:33
said oh we have to take the books back we've changed the way the books work
52:37
like you know that would that make me a bit uncomfortable you
52:40
know but people were angry because they took away inap purchasing on iOS and and
52:45
all that kind of business and I said at the time hopefully it's because they're
52:49
going to do things like bundles and subscriptions and uh and all that kind
52:53
of stuff and it is and they have and not only that they've done you can download
52:59
DRM free backups of everything you buy on there
53:03
now right so I mean thumbs up I I I take
53:09
back everything that I said and I'm I'm now very happy that that they got bought
53:13
out because yeah you can go on there and you can buy uh well for example right
53:19
now Guardians of the Galaxy uh you can go on and buy a bundle of Guardians of
53:24
the Galaxy books and you know like a collection of 10 to 20 books you
53:27
couldn't do that before because on the iOS store they would have to [ __ ] around
53:31
and submit you know changes and inap purchasing stuff and and [ __ ] around and
53:36
pay percentages and all that kind of business whereas now they can just say
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oh here's a bundle of 10 comics for five bucks or whatever oh yeah uh and then
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yeah you can subscribe as well so if you want to read Batman every month you just
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click subscribe and then every month you get Batman like it's it's pretty good
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and and I should say Marvel and DC you can't download the backups yet they're
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working on that I read a comic book this week um just out of the [ __ ] blue
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decided that I wanted to read the first Batman comic uh Detective Comics Number
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27 so I tracked it down uh online obviously uh because I don't have a I
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don't have a million plus dollars to drop on a [ __ ] comic book but um I
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read the the first ever Batman and I've got to say if that [ __ ] came out today
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Batman would not have become the popular hero that he is known worldwide that's
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uh that is some sh comic yeah yeah yeah
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yeah um I was reading uh I don't know Dan I'm probably just gonna ask Dan
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um are you familiar with the Poetry or syia um not not in any
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detail NE neither was I neither was I so I thought I would I would get a book and
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explore um wow wow that uh that woman
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could write sir um I I highly recommend
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you uh you embibe some of her wisdom is that euphemism yeah why did you say it
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like well you know what I'm going to invive some of her wisdom um on the same
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Ouija board that we'll use to um talk to Steve
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Jobs I'm pretty excited about this I really hope it works no we're really
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doing this F Matt you need to come up with okay here's my only concern about
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this right don't bring your concerns I think this is a great idea and I want to
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do it except except every Kickstarter that you have that you hold uh stays on
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there right so if we ever want to do another one it's going to have the
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previous ones on there so I think we do want to put a little bit of effort into
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making this successful well I we we really should do it get we should not do
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this unless we're willing to literally do it yeah yeah that's exactly what I'm
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saying I am in I want to do it properly okay I'm in okay well if we do it I'll
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obviously I'll arrange the we need to shot pitch video we need to shoot a
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pitch video that's fine for the kickstarter Luke when when you coming
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down next let's let's tag something in there sh I don't think I can do this
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weekend I might be able to do next weekend I need to check with work all
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right check and then get back to us I can probably work that out whatever yeah
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don't have a whole okay I don't know even know why I'm looking I've literally got no
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commitments but um good yeah let's let's do a pitch video and let's let's aim
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that this is a you know a spectacle that we
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film y yeah yeah and we and put online absolutely in as in as high quality as
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it can be done yeah yeah yeah for sure for sure like you know multiple cameras
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you know some good lighting we'll get a c act get a Ouija
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board are we getting a Ouija Bo I thought that was part of the kickstarter
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we're getting a Ouija board and we're GNA get yes exactly right but the CVO is
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also part of the kickstarter yep yeah we got to justify the $ th
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somehow well let's look up what it would reasonably cost to get a Ouija board a
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clairvoyant and a small film crew yeah
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yeah yeah the Steve and then I'm lit I swear to God I'm going to send this to
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every to all the oh yeah the big news sites and see get some attention well
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Matt's Twitter famous now so that should help us out a bit yeah see I'll see what
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you can do exactly yeah all right well
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I'm uh I'm I'm looking forward to this
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Steve Jobs we're coming for you yeah the fifth member of the
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podcast maybe you know what maybe we should ask him a few questions about
57:37
maybe how we can get appal pull out of its [ __ ] death spirl of unproduced
57:41
this imagine we summoned the ghost of Steve Jobs right but then he couldn't
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return back to the afterlife and he ended up just hanging around my place
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and just haunting me basically and then just he he literally did just get skyped
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in every week and became the fifth member of our podcast that be great y
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I'm pitching that as a sitcom all right yeah two
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apple all right two give me the
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cash that should literally just be the kickstar this is a robbery give me the
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cash we have the ghost you want hand over the money right yeah where the
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ghost you need right now all right we're back better start coming up with some
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questions for him because it can't just be about yeah can't just be about and can
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no he is going to be get smart no that's the real reason but we need we need a
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few other questions otherwise it's going to go for 10 we need to think of some
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ways for him to prove that it's really named after um the end episode of gets
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spart yes no no at least give us a followup question if it's yes that's literally
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the end of it you know what this has got to look like
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a um this has got to feel like a Darren Brown special no no no one of the reward
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tiers is that you get to submit a question then we will ask Steve
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Jobs we will ask the ghost of Steve Jobs we need actually pretty high we will ask
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any question you submit if you so question like it doesn't matter will you
59:17
give Dennis from Sydney a handob a blow yeah a ghostly hand
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job that can be like the $20 tier you can yeah yeah yeah I don't think people
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going be chucking in more than $20 for this no I know but I'm saying if someone
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was to Chuck in 20 walk they can ask Steve Jobs a question you know what we
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should do we should have because we want $1,000 right yeah we should put a $1,000
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tier and have you're you're you're in on it like you're the fifth member of the
59:45
group for the day yeah okay if somebody wants to literally pay for the whole
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thing they can literally be involved in the whole thing all right yep all right
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