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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show December 23rd 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What is due to the graphic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show that.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
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  Speaker 2: in session. Hey, what's good? Everybody? Today is Tuesday. It
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  Speaker 2: is December the twenty third, twenty twenty five. We are
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  Speaker 2: the Woody Show. Ye I am Woody at your service,
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  Speaker 2: along with Greg gory Hi. We got Menace, Gina grad Hi,
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  Speaker 2: cea Bass, Sammy Morgan, Vaughn, Dumbass Tyler, Yeah, along with
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  Speaker 2: Bord and Menji. So we are not here live today.
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  Speaker 2: We are on our holiday break, but we'll be back
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  Speaker 2: to start a brand new year of the Woodies Show
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  Speaker 2: on Monday, January the fifth. But some good stuff lined
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  Speaker 2: us at the Woodi Show. Coming up on the Show
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  Speaker 2: for You today. Some more Amazon sex toy reviews. They
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  Speaker 2: sell all this stuff they do on Amazon and Greg
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  Speaker 2: has some of the reviews for us. Also a round
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  Speaker 2: the Juggalos Sea Bass on site with the insane clown
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  Speaker 2: poss that is on the Show for You this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Got some nasty people to talk about. I got a
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  Speaker 2: story here too that I've been meaning to get to.
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  Speaker 2: It's really under a a that sucks umbrella, but it's
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  Speaker 2: history involving a fun accent. So due in southern California,
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  Speaker 2: it keeps getting his plane stolen. Yeah, so it keeps
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  Speaker 2: getting taken out for a joy ride, and then it
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  Speaker 2: shows up at a completely different airport. The name of
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  Speaker 2: the owner is Jason, and here is the owner and
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  Speaker 2: a rep from the Almonte Police Department talking about finding
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  Speaker 2: the stolen plane at a different airport. Again warning fun
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  Speaker 2: Accent ahead and come back to do the same walks.
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  Speaker 2: But their friendage has.
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  Speaker 3: Just parked out in the tarmac unoccupied, and in fact,
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  Speaker 3: it had a chain from the airplane down to the
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  Speaker 3: bolt on the ground.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's just a tie down. Those aren't locked or anything.
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  Speaker 2: That's just a tie down. So you can just unhook
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  Speaker 2: it and whatever and get and get gone. Apparently it
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  Speaker 2: was a woman and she like took the plane, flew
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  Speaker 2: it and then also I did like a repair really
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  Speaker 2: that kind but then just it landed at a different airport.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah all right, but he keep it getting plane story.
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  Speaker 4: Again, knowing the procedures, would he now that you know
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  Speaker 4: how to do this, how can you take somebody else's plane?
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  Speaker 4: And then would she not be in contact with the
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  Speaker 4: ground because you have to always be on contact with
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  Speaker 4: the towers? Right, So she says, you know you identified
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  Speaker 4: by tail number?
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  Speaker 2: Correct, Correct, that's just the plane. But they don't know
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  Speaker 2: who's in the pim Like they don't know that it's
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  Speaker 2: you flying. Oh, it's not like that's not your plane.
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  Speaker 2: I do have a set of keys. Yes, that's the
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  Speaker 2: thing I got. So I'm not sure like hot maybe
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  Speaker 2: she yeah she did, she hot. This is not like
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  Speaker 2: some big, like super technologically advanced plane. It's you know,
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  Speaker 2: it's a basic like I think I think it was cess.
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  Speaker 2: That's pretty much a lawnmower.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, when you put the key in the plane, this
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  Speaker 4: is gonna just pure ignorance. Do you turn it like
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  Speaker 4: a car or do you push a buttoned up? You
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  Speaker 4: literally like and started the plane.
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  Speaker 2: The plane I'm getting is a push button start. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: but yeah, the same same idea, so they do have both.
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  Speaker 5: Similar to cars.
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  Speaker 2: Button, It was just button you kind of prime, you
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  Speaker 2: kind of prime the engine and then you started, and
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  Speaker 2: once it catches, you have to give it like you
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  Speaker 2: know thrust. Well no, it's it's not thrust, but like
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  Speaker 2: it's called the mixture, like so the air mixture with
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  Speaker 2: the fuel and everything else. So then it just catches
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  Speaker 2: and it goes and then it starts up and then
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  Speaker 2: you know, you have to do some some run up
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  Speaker 2: things to make sure the engine is all ready to go.
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  Speaker 2: And do all planes have keys? Yeah, of some sort.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, okay, this is the Sami question because she
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  Speaker 6: watches a lot of Hallmark movies. Yes, what if this
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  Speaker 6: ends up being like a meet cute, they end up dating,
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  Speaker 6: Like you're the one who still keeps stealing my.
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  Speaker 7: Plane with this guy?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like you think that's possible.
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  Speaker 8: It could be depends on what they're stealing the plane for.
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  Speaker 2: He's a retired guy. I don't know if he's looking
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  Speaker 2: for love anymore, wouldn't he because he already has his love.
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  Speaker 2: It's his airplane. That's all he wants to do. He
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  Speaker 2: wants to be left alone.
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  Speaker 9: She also shares the love for airplanes as well.
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  Speaker 3: Then getting free repairs and.
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  Speaker 1: Come back to the saving walks.
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  Speaker 2: But the missing all game as just part of missing again.
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  Speaker 4: Sounds like an inside job, like somebody who works at
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  Speaker 4: one of these airports or mechanics.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, got it. That sucks story. You can't you hear
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  Speaker 2: the story?
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  Speaker 10: Man?
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  Speaker 2: This is terrible. The Russian model, the TV personality, former
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  Speaker 2: Miss Universe competitor, how would you say? Can see uh
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  Speaker 2: al Alexandrov? Yeah, so she died. She and her husband
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  Speaker 2: were in a car crash with a moose on the highway.
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  Speaker 2: The moose went through the windshield and slem into her yea,
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  Speaker 2: and she didn't survive her injuries. But yeah, thirty years old,
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  Speaker 2: that just happened over That happened over the weekend.
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  Speaker 11: Man.
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  Speaker 3: That Yeah, I saw the posts. I didn't realize it
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  Speaker 3: was a moose.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I went through these. The moose went through the windshield.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Alexandrova.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, when we were in Alaska, I was hoping to
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  Speaker 4: see a moose because I've never seen one in person,
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  Speaker 4: and people who have seen them tell me that they're
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  Speaker 4: three times bigger than you.
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  Speaker 2: They never their massive experience. Yeah. Wow. A media rite
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  Speaker 2: crashed through the roof of someone's house in Georgia. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: but I've been identified as a four point five six
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  Speaker 2: billion year old rock, so older than the Earth itself.
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  Speaker 2: Was so weird. It was caught on video confirmed by NASA.
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  Speaker 2: Somehow there were no injuries from the incident. You can
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  Speaker 2: sell that for bank. Yeah, yeah, I mean, but still,
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  Speaker 2: I mean that sucks. I mean it sucks. Media wite
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  Speaker 2: crash into the house. And then there was another story
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  Speaker 2: about I guess they were doing some work and they
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  Speaker 2: were stalling some new phone poles, and so they had
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  Speaker 2: this crane that they were using to do this work
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  Speaker 2: and the crane fell into this person's house. And the
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  Speaker 2: name of the family is the Crane family. Swear I
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  Speaker 2: look it up. Look it up. I swear to you.
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  Speaker 2: I think it was Virginia. Say, crane crashes into Crane
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  Speaker 2: family house crazy.
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  Speaker 5: I do know something.
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  Speaker 2: The Crane family and they were they were lifting telephone
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  Speaker 2: poles into place, and the crane fell over into the
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  Speaker 2: Crane house. Name get it hitting it? Yeah, just it
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  Speaker 2: just it just happened last week, is the story. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: there was a video I saw with these guys. They
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  Speaker 2: were doing all this work, and you know they were
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  Speaker 2: trying to uh what do they call it? Fella tree? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Is that? Is that? Technically? How you say it?
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  Speaker 11: Right? Like?
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  Speaker 2: That's correct? Yeah. So they're they're they're cutting this tree down,
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  Speaker 2: this big old tree, and you could tell these guys
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  Speaker 2: really thought they knew what they were doing. It kind
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  Speaker 2: of reminded me of the story that Greg told. Remember
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  Speaker 2: you hired some guy to come cut a tree down
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  Speaker 2: and you guys almost died mega budget. Yeah, because Greg
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  Speaker 2: is trying to save like four dollars.
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  Speaker 4: Trying to save like four hundred dollars, thank you very much.
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  Speaker 2: He got this guy and he was gonna he was
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  Speaker 2: gonna fell this tree that Greg had. And they put
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  Speaker 2: a rope around and he told Greg to pull it
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  Speaker 2: in this direction. Here hold this rope.
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  Speaker 4: I'm standing standing like fifty feet away and I'm holding
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  Speaker 4: this rope as tight as I can, pulling the branch
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  Speaker 4: towards me while he cuts it. He thinks, oh, it'll
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  Speaker 4: just kind of fall right in front of him. No,
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  Speaker 4: it was it went flying and missed my head by
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, yeag so strong. Yeah, I was pulling
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  Speaker 4: too hard, almost ripped.
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  Speaker 3: That was trying to save four cents something like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, between four and seven cents or something. Anyway, So
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  Speaker 2: the video, I was watching these guys and they're they're
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  Speaker 2: very you know, they have all this stuff, and it's
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  Speaker 2: big gass tree next to this house, and there's all
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  Speaker 2: this space around all other areas well. When the tree
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  Speaker 2: finally started the fall, the one direction they did one
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  Speaker 2: of the falls, the direction that fell in right, it
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  Speaker 2: just took this entire house out. Oh God, and the
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  Speaker 2: family that lived there was the tree fa the tree family.
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  Speaker 2: Did you find the story?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: No, I haven't done it, did you?
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  Speaker 2: It said? Crane meets crane?
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  Speaker 5: There go, there you go.
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  Speaker 2: I was saying what to show another nine other weird
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  Speaker 2: shift in the emergency room. Local person from jail got
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  Speaker 2: an STD at his uh colostomy site. Okay, after letting
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  Speaker 2: the other jail mad have sex with it? What yeah
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  Speaker 2: you said?
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  Speaker 8: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Fun fact. The slang term term for that is called
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  Speaker 2: the Philly side car. That's from Nick who.
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  Speaker 6: Just texted Nick the nurse something tells me when you're
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  Speaker 6: using the phrase let him very there's so.
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  Speaker 2: Many you wanna you wanna go? You wanna take a
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  Speaker 2: run of my colostomy? Yeah, the Philly sidecar? Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: why would you talk about Philly sidecar? That's funny. Uh,
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  Speaker 2: that reminds me. I saw a video. I pulled the
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  Speaker 2: audio for you. This woman, she's a nurse and she
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  Speaker 2: talks about something that that happened. Well, she was at
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  Speaker 2: work today.
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  Speaker 12: We were talking about weird consoles that we've had, and
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  Speaker 12: I had a console I had on the page to
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  Speaker 12: the emergency room for a foreign body in the vagina
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  Speaker 12: that was causing extreme pain for this patient.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry about the crickets in the background. I tried
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  Speaker 2: to use AI, like, hey, eliminate the crickets from this,
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  Speaker 2: and it did an okay job, but then it really
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  Speaker 2: kind of messed with the quality of something. Yeah, but anyway,
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  Speaker 2: just say no, she's hanging on her porch and she's
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  Speaker 2: telling this story about this, this experience with this woman
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  Speaker 2: who had something in her vast.
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  Speaker 12: Upon arrival in the emergency room, I had a very
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  Speaker 12: calm collected patient that could not tolerate a vaginal exam
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  Speaker 12: but said that she had a crazy night with her
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  Speaker 12: husband and she didn't remember, but something was in her
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  Speaker 12: vagina and causing a significant paign. So we did some
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  Speaker 12: imaging and trying to figure out what was going on.
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  Speaker 2: And this is her X ray.
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  Speaker 12: I don't know if you can see here, but in
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  Speaker 12: the center of the frames there is something that does
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  Speaker 12: not belong.
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  Speaker 2: It needed to come out. So we went to the
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  Speaker 2: operating room. It was a scented candle. It was a Oh,
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  Speaker 2: this woman had a scented candle.
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  Speaker 9: I wonder what favor it was?
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  Speaker 2: Well, she answers that question.
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  Speaker 12: Oh nice, And this wasn't the Gwyneth Paltrow special scented candle,
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  Speaker 12: although it probably smelled a little bit more like that. Now,
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  Speaker 12: this was a vanilla scented candle, and to this day
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  Speaker 12: I cannot buy a vanilla candle, So thank you lady.
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  Speaker 12: Despite removing the foreign body, she continued to demand pain medications,
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  Speaker 12: and it seemed that this was actually very pain seeking behavior.
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  Speaker 12: Come to find out, she was well known to several
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  Speaker 12: other local hospitals and emergency rooms under various names for
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  Speaker 12: similar objects being placed in the vagina and uncontrolled pain.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so it ruined vanilla scented candles for this woman.
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  Speaker 2: But it turns out this woman just randomly stuffed things
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  Speaker 2: inside of her bad.
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  Speaker 5: She get pain meds so she.
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  Speaker 9: Can get pain mad.
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  Speaker 5: That is hard.
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  Speaker 9: Also, has this girl thought to just show someone's X rays?
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  Speaker 2: That was my first question.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe it was an artist rendering.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, how do you identify that person
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  Speaker 3: by just showing X rays? How do you identify the nurse?
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  Speaker 13: Identify the nurses who will identify?
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  Speaker 2: But she didn't out your identity doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 9: She took a picture of your X ray and a
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  Speaker 9: show get to people.
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  Speaker 2: Right, that's that's not a person I want on my
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  Speaker 2: ear if she, if she, if it was obvious, like
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  Speaker 2: who the person was, But it's just a.
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  Speaker 3: Random like I I agree with you, she shouldn't be
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  Speaker 3: doing it in the first place. But you still can't
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  Speaker 3: identify the person.
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  Speaker 2: You can't have done it. There's no identifying.
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  Speaker 5: I know that hole anywhere.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, I know that's which nurse do you want to
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  Speaker 13: have in your yard? The person who takes takes your
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  Speaker 13: vagina candles out and shows them to the world.
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  Speaker 2: Well, look, if I went in there with a vagina candle,
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  Speaker 2: I would expect fully expect that people were going to
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  Speaker 2: be talking about this.
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  Speaker 8: Talking about taking a picture of your X ray is
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  Speaker 8: worry you.
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  Speaker 5: Can get into the perfect world?
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  Speaker 4: Do you want your doctors and your nurses to not
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  Speaker 4: say anything to anybody? Yeah, not even talking.
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  Speaker 9: Don't they go home and talk about it at dinner?
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  Speaker 2: Human perfect world? They don't.
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  Speaker 5: But if it's funny, that's on you.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, it's true, hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's more conversation about the hip of violation than
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  Speaker 2: there is about this put This person had a vanilla
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  Speaker 2: scented candle up her hu haa chasing down on pain meds.
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  Speaker 5: We're still sounds like Elderbarry.
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  Speaker 3: I mean we've heard everything.
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  Speaker 13: I've been any guys who had two hands, you know,
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  Speaker 13: places they shouldn't be.
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  Speaker 2: Played the audio on.
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  Speaker 3: This the podcast, Yeah, Champagne bottles. Yeah, and that was
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  Speaker 3: at the fulsome street fair, was it not? That was
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  Speaker 3: on a public street in San Francisco. You're right, Woody,
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  Speaker 3: that's right.
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  Speaker 13: It's a show.
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  Speaker 2: Where I played the audio of that nurse. She made
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  Speaker 2: a post online another wild day at work where some
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  Speaker 2: woman came in. She ended up having a vanilla scented
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  Speaker 2: candle in her vagina, as you do, and they had
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  Speaker 2: to do stuff to get that thing out of there.
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  Speaker 2: And of course she was complaining about, you know, being
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  Speaker 2: in pain, so she really demanded those pain medications. And
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  Speaker 2: then it turns out she goes to all the local
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  Speaker 2: hospitals with different things in her vagina, all unemployed. Did
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  Speaker 2: you get more pain meds? I mean, you do what
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  Speaker 2: you gotta do. I did say. We've had this conversation before.
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  Speaker 2: If you were the opposite sex for twenty four hours,
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  Speaker 2: what would you do? Like, what would you do if
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  Speaker 2: you were a dude gina for twenty four hours? That's
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  Speaker 2: your dream?
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  Speaker 5: I would never stop women and around ever.
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  Speaker 13: For twenty four hours, for twenty four hours, if it
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  Speaker 13: were long enough to live around.
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  Speaker 6: Well, come on, it has to be long enough to
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  Speaker 6: just do the helicopter with a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: I'm merely helicopter.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you can do like the Yeah you can do
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  Speaker 2: the spin thing. That's true.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 6: Although I think why they say, like, well, never mind,
• 16:30
  Speaker 6: like if your boobs are big, yeah, i'd stick it
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: and everything.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you would do. We just sit around
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: and just play with your yeah, your penis.
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: All day and then I go for a walk after dark.
• 16:39
  Speaker 6: Yes, okay, you know what, all those muggers come out
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: the rest of us.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: That's conversation. I don't know if we've gotten Sammy. If
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: you were a dude for a day, what would you do.
• 16:48
  Speaker 8: I would walk around like a mall or somewhere random,
• 16:51
  Speaker 8: just to see how I got treated, because I'm interested
• 16:54
  Speaker 8: in that to know if all the things that you
• 16:56
  Speaker 8: guys say is true, which is like.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, no one ever you know it was nice to me.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, the bartender doesn't anoledge for drinks.
• 17:05
  Speaker 8: So I am curious to experience that and see if
• 17:07
  Speaker 8: it really is what you guys say. Or like I'm
• 17:10
  Speaker 8: just a nice person the way that I am.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: That's what it is. Taking the garbage out because there
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: are no nice dudes, no nice dudes out there who
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: are just nice to people, work in places.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: Walks at night, in bad neighborhoods. Because nothing bad happens
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: to men.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: It doesn't have to be a bad neighborhood.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: Are more men or women killed murdered? Like in the streets,
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: that's a good question.
• 17:37
  Speaker 13: Has to be men just because they're the ones we
• 17:40
  Speaker 13: do dangerous things.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Women just walking along, dude gets killed or woman gets killed, Like,
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: who's killed? More? Got to be men? Got to be mad.
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: I probably agree.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Dudes aren't getting raped.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: Church says more men are murdered than women.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Say that they're not getting just randomly sexually assaulted. Yeah,
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: the way that women are, like women who are jogging
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: or you know something like that.
• 18:04
  Speaker 13: Yeah, it' probably it's probably a tough statistically track down,
• 18:06
  Speaker 13: like person walking alone by themselves not you know part of.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: But I'm saying with somebody who wasn't involved in a situation,
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: they were just minding their business and they end up
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: getting kill, there's got to be stats on that. Yeah,
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: that's gonna be tough. Actually, if I was a woman
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: for twenty four hours, I've said it before, I'd just
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: be sticking everything up there so I wouldn't.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: Have to live with you the next day so many
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: in fact, I would maximize my time and to see
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: how much free crap can you get from.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: All day, like a water buffalo, nine iron, a set
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: of car keys. Now I know that for Greg, Amazon
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: is somewhat of a recent discovery about a year welcome, yeah,
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: instantly addicted. Yeah you know what I signed up for.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: I signed up for YouTube Premium. Oh really yeah, yeah,
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: because I've been watching more YouTube videos on stuf u
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: and it gets so annoyed with the breaks for the ads.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: I got sucked in by their offer, like, hey, you
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: know you can make these things disappear. We'll see how
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: it goes.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: I think I've had that for a really long time,
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: but I never signed in, and I still sit through
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: the commercial.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, And it's always like they place, I
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: know what people are talking about with our podcast. Now,
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: I never listened to our podcast because I've lived it.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: But people say, oh, like the ads will pop up
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: at these random times, like right in the middle of
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: a conversation, and that's exactly what happens with YouTube.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Actually, we've gotten way better at that.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: It's not us like we will put because they have
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: us put these markers in there where the commercials should go,
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: which is where the commercials go in the broadcast show.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Sometimes that system that we have here is kind of
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: half fast and it doesn't necessarily put them there. I
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: signed up for that, so I'm new. I'm new to
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: YouTube premium. Greg is kind of somewhat new to Amazon
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: at this point. He was on there looking at something
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: and then oh, I know what it was. We went
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: we had sex toy that you bought? Yep, we want
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: to do go find like what some of the other
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: ones were on there? And there's like reviews, right, and
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: I thought, who would actually publicly review these things? And
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: everybody does. And a lot of these reviewers they do
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: good reviews. Really, they're amusing, they're well written reviews. They
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: take it seriously. Greg.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: So I found a bunch of products that I think
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: everybody in this room can relate to. You'll understand when
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: I tell you why. Okay, I want to start with
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: this one adult male sex toy with seven thrusting and
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: seven rotating modes, hands free pocket keyword with mounting based
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: and electric thrusting cup. That's the that's the product. So
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: it's essentially a flashlight with things that inside of it moves.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: Nice stroke you right.
• 20:49
  Speaker 13: And that title at the title is the amazonification of titles.
• 20:52
  Speaker 13: Every title these days is a thousand words long because
• 20:55
  Speaker 13: they want to hit all these keywords.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: And this is editing that down because you know they
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: have those massage chairs. Yeah, you know, it's got the
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: stuff that kind of move in them. So it's that
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: but like in a pocket Vagina exactly got it.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: So this one reviewer says, I'm absolutely blown away by
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: this incredible stroker that has taken my personal moments to
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: a whole new level. The erconomic design of the handles
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: is like some game controllers sent down from the heavens
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: by the pleasure gods. It provides multiple ways to keep
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: the thing in place, allowing me to customize my session
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: with ease. The suction cup mount with articulated arm is
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: a genius feature. Lets me position it anywhere I want
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: at any angle, perfect for desks, bedside tables, or a
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: shower wall or tile floor.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, let me ask you a question like on the
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: reviews on Amazon, can you click to see like, is
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: this a person who's reviewing everything? I didn't investigate it?
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean?
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Is it a verified shopper or is it like is
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: this that that the way that's written, it sounds like
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: sounds like somebody from the company.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Is somebody that's paid on fiver to do reviews.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Like maybe I really enjoyed this new masturbatortimes'll.
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: Say verified purchase, right, yeah, that's what I'm asking Yeah, okay, yeah,
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: And then there's a lot of people that do humble
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: brags in their reviews, so the same exact product.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: This one guy wrote, if you're well endowed, this might
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: not work well for you. Thankfully I was able to
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: give it to my partner and it was very enjoyable experience.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: It's a good weight as well. It suctions onto tile
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: surfaces very well.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Good.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, we get it, You're lucky. Would that be more
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: useful for a woman's sex toy, like the suction cup
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: thing like do a.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: Shower wall or where you're sticking it, you know.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: For something like this, it seemed like you would need that.
• 22:45
  Speaker 13: As a dude, what I'm saying the first review said,
• 22:48
  Speaker 13: tile floor, what are you doing?
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: Are you laying down a yeah, work out for the ladies?
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: Bunny ear adult tool for women with silent realists.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Thrusting, Oh how does that work?
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: This reviewer says, the vibes b vibin with this strong
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: wand it hits more than pleasure points with its versatility
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: and reach. It has long battery life, and it's easy
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: to operate and clean, and the vibration levels have good functionality,
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: surprisingly soft to the touch.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: Then I found that thing that Seabas spot, the six
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: point eight pound male sex doll with torso masturbator for
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: gay men.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: That's what it's called.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: It's that giant torso and a clownishly long. So this
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: is the exact same model, and this reviewer says, at
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: six point eight pounds, it's heavy and the whole experience
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: made it feel more like a partner than a prop.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: The seven is diildo is exactly what I was craving.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: Hell thick, veined and firm in all the right ways.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Paired with the tight textured anal channel, it delivers dual stimulation,
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: hits deep, and it doesn't hold back every detail from
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: the lifelike. Every detail from the lifelike testicles to the
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: firm sculpted abs just draws. You went to the fantasy
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: and what really made this stand out was how flexible
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: and versatile it is. You can move it, ride it,
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: flip it, whatever position you're in the mood for. It responds.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: And the best part, it's not just for solo play.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: My partner and I were both able to enjoy it together,
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: adding a new level of intensity and connection. Jealousy.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: If you have someone there, what do you need the
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: sex man for? Right out.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: Channel, The anal channel delivers dual stimulation.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Good question. Fifty other you know, it's funny like Greg
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: is a person who can't go to the grocery store
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: and buy toilet paper because he's too embarrassed. Right right now,
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: other people are embarrassed to buy things like this, So
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: maybe they'll buy it, you know, discreetly online, have it
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: shipped to the house. They won't go to one of
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: the adult stores. They would never do that. Then there's
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: the person who not only buys it, but refuses it
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: and then reuse it the world.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, some of these whole are opposite of like unboxing
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: videos where they show it.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: And so weird.
• 25:19
  Speaker 8: See, one time I was looking at Amazon reviews and
• 25:22
  Speaker 8: I saw a girl I knew who had reviewed it
• 25:24
  Speaker 8: in pictures and stuff, and.
• 25:25
  Speaker 9: I thought, what are the odds?
• 25:26
  Speaker 8: And like, what if somebody saw that who actually knows you?
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Well, I assume like if they're putting that video together,
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: they don't care.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: They don't care.
• 25:39
  Speaker 13: Well, some people who sit down for interviews with their
• 25:42
  Speaker 13: sex dolls that they're like, I.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Live with this and my girlfriend. Also, if I think
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: of I'm buying one of these things, I don't think
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: if I'm really reading the reviews.
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: You you wouldn't want to read a review after before
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: investing in something.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's one hundred fifty dollars invest A lot of
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: these things are no returney.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, I think I'm about to have my period.
• 26:02
  Speaker 7: It's a woody show.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Some Amazon review some some things that are sold on Amazon, Like,
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: who are the people reviewing some of these things? Even
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: share that information? Grigged a little bit of a of
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: a deep dive into that.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Another review said, I was not ready. This thing is hefty,
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: realistic and delivers exactly what it promises, maybe even more.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: The texture feels amazing, that detailing is wild and the
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: size is great. The size is great. The size is great.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: Another product electric penis enlarging vacuum pump with four suction intensities.
• 26:41
  Speaker 13: I'm surprised they're able to say that because those things
• 26:42
  Speaker 13: do not make it big.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think we know why he does.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: So this person, you tried it a penis pump.
• 26:52
  Speaker 13: No, I've not tried it, but I also have seen
• 26:53
  Speaker 13: I've also known the science behind wieners and if it
• 26:56
  Speaker 13: made it bigger, if they actually worked, every guy would
• 26:59
  Speaker 13: have fifteen of them.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: I think of any of this stuff works.
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: And it's a quick fix, right, and it'll just kind of.
• 27:03
  Speaker 13: Pump it hot sack right, it's yeah, it's I.
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: Saw magic Mike like you me.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: That's how I know this guy liked it, but he
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: had an important warning. Okay, so this is the penis pump.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: In the past, I've used several different pumps, all with
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: a hand pumping device which tired your hand out and
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: you couldn't have both hands free, and they never really
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: got a firm grit because I don't shave. The pump
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: is amazing. I can't believe the suction on it. I
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: started out with level one. I got brave and I
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: went to level two and it sucked in one of
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: my testicles, so I had to get it out. Oh wow,
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: and I had to go back to level one. I
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: would recommend wearing a sea ring to keep your testicles
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: in place, but very careful if it sucks one or
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: both of them in.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I would.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: Think, So that seems damage.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: And what does the penis fum actually do.
• 27:48
  Speaker 13: It creates a next, creates a vacuum and that kind
• 27:51
  Speaker 13: of encourage you know it, but also creates suction, so
• 27:53
  Speaker 13: it feels.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Like somebody's doing something for you.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Oh so it was actual toy. I thought it like
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: it was to make it larger. Yeah, it's that's the
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: that's the quote thought behind it. But it's again medically
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: not medically proven false. But you up for like a
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: few seconds probably there. We've been around for decades, sure
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: they have.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: But I would imagine then when you're done, it doesn't
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: it just goes back to north right exactly.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like you can blow a balloon up, but as
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: long as you're pinching the stem or whatever, that is
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: the yeah, Like okay, so yeah, but then as soon
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: as you let it go, it's just back to a balloon.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: If you're using it in preparation for using that on somebody,
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: you can't do it while. You can't do anything while
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: it's in the pump, obviously, so the read you take
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: it out, you're to.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Where you started. Type it in on my work computer.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: But then this, okay, you have to hear this brag
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: because it's impossibly unbelievable. This same penis pump product. The
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: reviewer says, I've had it since December, and the pump
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: is very powerful, well designed, sturdy, It's built to last.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: My only gripe is the length of the cylinder and
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: the rubber sleeves. They're too small.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Length.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: And check this out what this guy says. I would
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: say the tube is about eight inches long, and I'm
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: just discovering that I must be well over eleven.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Get out of there, just discovering that you aren't even sure.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: I just realized it because I got this prof that
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: was the case. What are you doing with the pump?
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Right right?
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Might show give me an f and break somebody who.
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: Became an unintentional accidental size queen. I don't think eleven
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: is possible.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: And if you bought a thing for your unit and
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: it didn't fit, and then oh, I must be eleven inches.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: This thing is eleant told me right, So it wraps
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: it up by saying it's it's quite uncomfortable for me,
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: and I keep having to pull the entire device outward
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: so my urethra isn't constantly being pulled up into this.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Weird Penis palms are actually used by doctors for people
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: who have Perone's disease. It helps them straighten their penis out,
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: like if you got like a dog legged curve.
• 30:15
  Speaker 13: It does it draws again. It's drawing blood into it,
• 30:17
  Speaker 13: but only for the moment, and that blood doesn't suddenly
• 30:19
  Speaker 13: and make everything bigger personally.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: It doesn't. You don't damn it all, like you couldn't
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: use the straighten it permanently. I would assume. Yeah, I
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: don't know about that either. Maybe straight I saw commercial
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: on TV. There was something on TV. They were advertising
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: something for people and they were using a lot of carrots.
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the Perone's disease one.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, And I don't know that. Is it a
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: medication or is like some kind of thing that was
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: basically if you have a curved wen er.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like it's a stent. You know, they
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: got to the props. Something up in there, no idea.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like random. It just came on TV.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: I'm like, kind of an odd commercial. They talking about penises,
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: and like you think they are weird. Do you want
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: to hear about one more product?
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: Sure, one more something we can all relate to, because
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: we all did it. Papers for adults. So north Shore
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: Megamax adult overnight diapers, ten count bag, unisex incontinents underwear.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: So now overall, unlike us who actually had fun with them,
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: customers didn't seem to like them. This person said, the
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: most leakproof, the most heavy duty, best holding for full
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: bowel movement.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: And full bladder.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: None of us pooped in it. No, they leak less
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: than all other diapers. But that being said, they're hot
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: and sweaty. They're basically like wearing a plastic trash bag.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: The same reason their leakproof is the same reason they're sweaty,
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: and that sweat caused a fungal and bacterial growth.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Ye And then this one.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: Says, okay, terrific, I actually use this for my senior
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: dog that was having a bladder control issue. I just
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: cut a hole for the tail. She's a pit mix
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: forty three pounds. And I should have gotten the small
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: size because these diapers run big. But I thought I was.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: This is where it sounds like me writing the review.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: I thought I was ordering a case of four packages
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: for a total of forty diapers. The descript was deceiving
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: sixty seven dollars for ten diapers. Unbelievable.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Oprah, Right, yeah, Bill Gates.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: That's what people are saying about diapers, dildo's yeah, and pumps.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Greg went down the rabbit hole of Amazon reviews
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: on my work computer. Forty four. Woodie, we'll take a
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: quick break more Woody shows next time on the Woody Show.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: We'll be right.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: Back now here where it gets real good.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: This will get great.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Cory's I much needed time to think about everything.
• 32:31
  Speaker 7: He's gonna vacuum when he gets on later.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, the Woody Show will be right back.
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: It is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: We were talking about some of those Amazon reviews, the
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: penis pump thing, people with crooked penises and things of that.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Somebody on the text said, why would you want to
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: straighten a curve penis? We were talking about that one
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: advertisement that kids popping up on TV for Peronis. It's
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: called like geoflex, I believe and some Why would you
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: want to straighten a curved penis? I did a guy,
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: uh and it was some of the best sex I've
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: ever had.
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: But you'd have to lay side on the curve.
• 33:12
  Speaker 13: If it's a gradual upcurve that is, I mean, that's
• 33:15
  Speaker 13: how a lot of vibrators are designed. However, there if
• 33:18
  Speaker 13: there's a dog leg, like you said to the left
• 33:20
  Speaker 13: of the right, that's a problem. And I looked it
• 33:22
  Speaker 13: up the G flex. It's not a pill, as that
• 33:24
  Speaker 13: would be very hard to work. It's an injection that
• 33:26
  Speaker 13: breaks down collagen. So a lot of Peronis diseases, there's
• 33:29
  Speaker 13: like like there's like a collagen that's pulling two sides
• 33:32
  Speaker 13: together and so this you injected right in that collagen
• 33:35
  Speaker 13: breaks it down.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: The thing straightened. It was a real bone you could
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: do like to do with a nose like break it
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: reset like they're going to do cast on it.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Have you been hearing those stories about the botox stuff
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: that dudes are doing putting talks in their penis. Really
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: it's not working out for what reason? Over no to
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: for a girth. I could see it inth like like filler. Sorry,
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: oh okay, yeah, because it's just.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: There was a video that popped up, but this woman
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: was like going off on people like genus size queens.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: You know what, ladies, can we get real for a second.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know why, blah blah blah blah blah, you know,
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: talking about like you want something this big, No you don't.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: And she basically said, like the you know, the the
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: most that you're going to get any kind of like
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: pleasure from is about what three inches deep into your
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: into your body, and then anything after that is just
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: a complete waste.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: I agree, Well, that's what I agree with.
• 34:30
  Speaker 13: That because Greg as a gay guy and who cares,
• 34:33
  Speaker 13: but you like the look of it, the.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Feel who cares about the size?
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Like he's gay guys love they love big ones still
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: even though that's more about mouth parts.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about like when you know, like for the
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: for the pleasure.
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: I agree, what have I said this whole time?
• 34:49
  Speaker 10: Much?
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: It's too much? We don't need you know, eight plus?
• 34:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you guys are all the ones saying that you
• 34:55
  Speaker 8: want it and you don't care if it's.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Too much for the it's cool, yeah, exact, Yeah, it
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: would be cool, like you guys have persons and shoes
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: for you, Like that's what I want from me. It
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: would be cool to go to a nude beach and
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: be confident.
• 35:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but I mean it's painful to him too far, Yes, exactly.
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: We don't need you to flash the kickstand. We don't.
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: I get I get that it's like cool looking, but
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: it's too much.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: It's so cool is that? But is that about right?
• 35:19
  Speaker 9: Like yeah, that looks a little small.
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: No, I mean no, he's saying amount that will matter
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: and the rest is just extra.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, do you agree? Yeah, like anything beyond this
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: is the nose bleeds and what's the point, right, But yeah,
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, curved, whatever it is, what are
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: you going to do? That's the thing. Like women can
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: fix everything. Yeah, they can fix their boobs, they can
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: fix like like whatever it is, like a guy knows. Yeah, yeah,
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: guy can fix their nose. But I'm saying, like I guess,
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: you know, uh, private area, the private area. Like women
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: can get vagina plasty, yeah, a plastic baby plastic you know,
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: make things look at certain way. Like, guys, we're kind
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: of screwed. Bigger, smaller. Yeah, whatever you got is just
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: what you got.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: What you got. Sorry, that's how it is for the
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: rest of your life.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Just think about that guy on the flip side. We
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: gotta rule the world, you know what I mean? Your
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: ears always grew in.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Charge of it.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: We can be in charge of everything. But it's a
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: trade off, you know. Dingle eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: you can send us a text over to two to
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: nine eight seven more Woody shows next and we are
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Thank you for being here. I'm Woody. That's Greg Gory.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: We got Menace. Gina grad is here, we got Sea
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Mass Sammy Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven seven
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: forty four Woody. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody,
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: And boy am I excited because a.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Magnet they.
• 36:56
  Speaker 7: To a scientists.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: I have intentionally not ask Sea Bass any questions about
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: the gathering of the Juggalos at this point because it's
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: always an adventure. Every year Sea Bass goes out to
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: the gathering of fans for Insane clown Possibly they have
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: a reunion, so to speak.
• 37:15
  Speaker 13: It's the twenty fifth anniversaryat you believe it still kicking out,
• 37:19
  Speaker 13: still kick it somehow.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And so it's held in Ohio, and he witnesses things.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: It's something almost every year that's brand new that we
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: just what he thought, you've seen and heard everything. It
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: sounds fake. It's America that.
• 37:32
  Speaker 13: Yeah, you'd like this isn't real life because there's so
• 37:35
  Speaker 13: many illegal and dangerous things.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and so many great songs like what is a Juggalo?
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: Let me so?
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Oh he gets buck naked and then he walks through
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: the streets connected but it's his butt secret.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So it's really good to get see like where
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: you want to. And by the way, they must all
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: fly there first class and first class accommodations. Oh wait,
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: how do they get the time off? First's privately, there's
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: a lot of people hitchhiking to get to the gathering
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: of the Juggalos each year.
• 38:06
  Speaker 13: There's a lot of just sleeping in the grass because
• 38:08
  Speaker 13: it's held on a festival. It's not a real festival grounds,
• 38:11
  Speaker 13: but it's private property in a place called Thornville, Ohio,
• 38:13
  Speaker 13: which is a half hour outside of Columbus. And yeah,
• 38:17
  Speaker 13: it's not near any kind of public transportation, so I'm
• 38:19
  Speaker 13: on all the message boards, and you see people who
• 38:21
  Speaker 13: they got to like the Greyhound station at Columbus and
• 38:24
  Speaker 13: they're walking nine hours.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: Or whatever, little and with no plan on how to get.
• 38:28
  Speaker 13: Back right exactly, no ticket even like they'll sneak in
• 38:32
  Speaker 13: through the woods.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you plan ahead and you're not camping there
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: on site, right, Not anymore, that's that's a pain of
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: that ass. Not anymore. I did it once.
• 38:39
  Speaker 13: I slept in like a van. And it's number one,
• 38:42
  Speaker 13: it's hard to like charge things. Number two it's the
• 38:44
  Speaker 13: heat index was ninety five degrees, so it was absolutely
• 38:47
  Speaker 13: miserable the entire time. And number three, they will steal
• 38:49
  Speaker 13: your things and I will steal from each other, and
• 38:51
  Speaker 13: especially they will steal from me because I'm an outsider.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Now, I don't know why you would think that you
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: would stand out. Oh in fact, I oh wait, now
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: we see any of the video from the gathering of
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: the Juggalos.
• 39:01
  Speaker 13: Everybody, the average Jugglo is shirtless. Again in ninety five
• 39:05
  Speaker 13: degree heat. They have what are called box braids, which
• 39:08
  Speaker 13: are those like thin like braids that kind of come
• 39:11
  Speaker 13: off each side of your head like spider legs, all
• 39:14
  Speaker 13: kinds of tattoos, very fat uh and they again.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the showering is hidden, Miss Minimal. Yes, mostly is
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: the crowd aging or are they bringing in new people?
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Like do they? Is there like a new generation of
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: in seeing clown posse fans of new jugglos coming into
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: the mix?
• 39:30
  Speaker 13: Surprisingly a large number. Yes, there are a large number
• 39:33
  Speaker 13: of twenties, thirties. There were numerous children. Oh really, which again,
• 39:38
  Speaker 13: you're the open drug use, open drug sales community, show us.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: Your buttholes like a big greeting. Well, speaking of my juggles,
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: let's go to that first clip.
• 39:46
  Speaker 13: So we posted on the body Show Instagram a clip
• 39:48
  Speaker 13: from the that's from the Misjuggalette pageant, which about twenty
• 39:52
  Speaker 13: girls get up and they have a talent proportions whimsuit.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: One of the many things that happens because it's it's
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: part concert right part mostly side shows, side shows. They
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: have this mis juggle Lette competition will give people selling
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: random stuff throughout the event drugs.
• 40:10
  Speaker 13: So yeah, the mis Jugglette pageant is different than the
• 40:13
  Speaker 13: wet t Shirt pageant that is just live sex acts
• 40:15
  Speaker 13: on stage between women Miss Jugglettes more classy. So look
• 40:18
  Speaker 13: in our in our video we have on that what
• 40:19
  Speaker 13: you Instagram. The girls singing I think it's a Doja
• 40:22
  Speaker 13: Cat song. Yes, they jugglers don't like that, so they're
• 40:25
  Speaker 13: throwing trash at her, which they did. Now, one guy
• 40:28
  Speaker 13: didn't like the trash being thrown, so he gets off
• 40:30
  Speaker 13: and he tries to deck another guy in the crowd. So,
• 40:34
  Speaker 13: but they do have celebrity hosts, and that's why I've
• 40:36
  Speaker 13: talked to first here. The hosts this year were Big
• 40:39
  Speaker 13: Jay Ocreson and Louis Gomez.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: You know nice.
• 40:42
  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, they they kind of they get it. They
• 40:45
  Speaker 13: know what's going on.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: They tour a lot with like bird Ker, right, they
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: lead to us back to their podcast.
• 40:50
  Speaker 13: So while on stage they're getting they are getting pelted
• 40:53
  Speaker 13: by trash because these juggles just throw trash. So Big
• 40:57
  Speaker 13: Jay made an observation to me. He said, look, if
• 40:59
  Speaker 13: you want to win the mis Juggle atte pageant, do
• 41:01
  Speaker 13: the following.
• 41:02
  Speaker 14: By the time the heat started coming on strong, people
• 41:05
  Speaker 14: were throwing sea life at one point. If I can
• 41:08
  Speaker 14: give any advice, show your butthole and run for your life.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:14
  Speaker 7: So, if you're a girl you want to win, just
• 41:16
  Speaker 7: turn around your.
• 41:17
  Speaker 13: Cheeks because before you hit in the head with a
• 41:19
  Speaker 13: beer can, yeah, And what Jay's referring to is at
• 41:23
  Speaker 13: one point a dead squid was thrown on stage, which
• 41:26
  Speaker 13: had been been floating around them, just to get people
• 41:28
  Speaker 13: just carrying squid OCTOPI, I just brought.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: It to the festival.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, as tooth sleeping bag, my keys.
• 41:39
  Speaker 13: The squid, thank you something you don't buy on site?
• 41:42
  Speaker 13: Again the trash, unfortunately I was part of that was
• 41:44
  Speaker 13: being thrown at these girls. Uh inadvertently because I brought
• 41:48
  Speaker 13: my entry pass to get in to talk to these juggalos.
• 41:50
  Speaker 13: Is I bring a big rolling cooler full of beer,
• 41:53
  Speaker 13: seltzer shots, et cetera. Because then I like, because they're
• 41:57
  Speaker 13: all poor and they need it. So yeah, it's basically bribes.
• 42:00
  Speaker 13: But I brought it out to the juggle at pageant
• 42:02
  Speaker 13: and much of the guys saw and they're grabbing beers.
• 42:04
  Speaker 13: I'm fine, And then they said, wait a minute, there's
• 42:07
  Speaker 13: all this free beer here, why don't we just throw
• 42:09
  Speaker 13: it at the girls? So there, now, Gina, they are responsible.
• 42:14
  Speaker 13: What you do if you're gonna toss a beer at
• 42:15
  Speaker 13: a girl who's shaken her bee hole at you on stage,
• 42:18
  Speaker 13: drink at least half of it before you throw it.
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: There gentleman, because you don't want to hit her and
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: knock her.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: Out, right, Jay said, yeah, show your beat, be a gentleman,
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: being a gentleman, all right.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: So Sea Mass at the gathering of the Juggalos. So
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: this is one of the girls I was talking to.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: Her name, she goes by Whimsy Moon.
• 42:36
  Speaker 13: And as Bloody was hinting at here, there is a
• 42:38
  Speaker 13: younger generation of Juggalos out there because the figure insane
• 42:41
  Speaker 13: clown posse big hits were late night late nineties to today,
• 42:45
  Speaker 13: So that's where a lot.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: Of folks big hits. You know, all those household names,
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all those songs that you'll never forget.
• 42:52
  Speaker 13: So Whimsy Moon is now a she's a second generation Juggalo.
• 42:55
  Speaker 15: By myself, this is my fifth gathering. My dad has
• 42:59
  Speaker 15: taken me since I was six, mainly during the day
• 43:02
  Speaker 15: because he didn't want to expose me to the night settings.
• 43:04
  Speaker 15: So I guess since like two thousand and.
• 43:07
  Speaker 7: Six, really nothing really happens at night. That's that weird though, right.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: It can be.
• 43:11
  Speaker 15: Matter of fact, be careful. There are people going around
• 43:14
  Speaker 15: with a white water gun with a blue handle. It
• 43:18
  Speaker 15: is laced with fatonyl.
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: Oh oh, and she's been going since she was six,
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: and I be advised.
• 43:25
  Speaker 13: I saw the other six year olds there. Not to
• 43:27
  Speaker 13: be fair, there are certain juggalos that push back on
• 43:29
  Speaker 13: the kids and dogs.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: There were a ton of dogs I was talking to.
• 43:34
  Speaker 13: Actually, this is the first year I met not one,
• 43:36
  Speaker 13: but three different Woody Show fans there. And the one
• 43:38
  Speaker 13: guy was telling me, y man, I used to camp here,
• 43:40
  Speaker 13: but I can't because it is twenty four to seven
• 43:42
  Speaker 13: fireworks and which is not great for dogs.
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: No, Like, if you have somebody who's uptight and dorky
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: like myself, going, would I be physically safe or would
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: you get essentially assaulted?
• 43:54
  Speaker 13: That's a great question. Greg and I have said this
• 43:57
  Speaker 13: even at the night, even the day or night doesn't matter.
• 44:00
  Speaker 13: You are safe just walking around the gathering and no
• 44:02
  Speaker 13: one's gonna just jump you out of nowhere. But once
• 44:05
  Speaker 13: you get in, you know, you start getting into the
• 44:07
  Speaker 13: mosh pits, or you start taking things that people are handing.
• 44:10
  Speaker 13: You don't take anything that anyone hands you. They have
• 44:12
  Speaker 13: that fentyl narcan kits everywhere, Fentyl tests everywhere. Wow, because
• 44:16
  Speaker 13: people do die. Now, what she's talking about here is
• 44:19
  Speaker 13: there was there was a rumor going around that there
• 44:21
  Speaker 13: was fentanyl laced water guns being sprayed. Now to me,
• 44:24
  Speaker 13: that just sounds like that sounds like a.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Panicer hysteria for any other crowd, right.
• 44:29
  Speaker 13: They made that announcement from a stage on the Tuggle
• 44:32
  Speaker 13: was like, please be aware, we've got a coorse blah
• 44:34
  Speaker 13: blah blah blah blah. So here is again. She has
• 44:37
  Speaker 13: been going since she was six years old. Here's more
• 44:38
  Speaker 13: from Whimsy Moon.
• 44:40
  Speaker 15: It is laced with fetanol. There's been twenty people that
• 44:42
  Speaker 15: ended up in the medical tent. There's also a group
• 44:45
  Speaker 15: around the gaming area that has put LSD inside of
• 44:50
  Speaker 15: water balloons. I got smacked with like three the other
• 44:53
  Speaker 15: day and I was not okay. I almost ended up
• 44:55
  Speaker 15: in the hospital.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: So make sure you're careful.
• 44:58
  Speaker 15: It's just I know they're trying to do it fun,
• 45:00
  Speaker 15: but they shouldn't do that because not everybody is going
• 45:02
  Speaker 15: to be okay, and bentanyl is not okayan. Is not
• 45:06
  Speaker 15: okay to be spraying people.
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: With no people, It is not okay.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: Sounds like a festival in a prison yard. Well, legit scared?
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: What do you mention that? Great?
• 45:16
  Speaker 13: Because the guy walked up to me. So I'm walking
• 45:17
  Speaker 13: around on my microphone. So I'm aware that I'm I'm advertising,
• 45:20
  Speaker 13: I'm available to interview. This guy said, oh man, I'd
• 45:21
  Speaker 13: love to talk to you, but I'm not supposed to
• 45:22
  Speaker 13: be here, showed me his ankle monitor.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: I've got a great idea. I think next year you
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: bring Samy with you.
• 45:29
  Speaker 8: Yes, just cry in the corner.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: But I don't even know what.
• 45:35
  Speaker 13: I don't want to say that. It's again, it's if
• 45:36
  Speaker 13: you're just there chilling and people watching. It is not dangerous.
• 45:40
  Speaker 13: No one's attacking you.
• 45:41
  Speaker 8: Except for with water guns, with fentanyl and water balloons.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: And as we've talked before, your cans is inside the
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: face right jump in the bit.
• 45:49
  Speaker 13: You if you stay, stay back and you're fine. Again
• 45:51
  Speaker 13: the fentanyl on the skin, and we've that's that's.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: You debated if that's harmful. All right, So we're gonna
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: take a break, will come back. We have some more
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: coverage from this year's gathering of the Juggle. I see Pee,
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I see Pee fans gathering in Ohio.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Sea Bass there to cover it more. Next on The
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Woody Show, We're so.
• 46:08
  Speaker 15: Ready by you want Burger media rare hear Burger media rare.
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: Bitch is so neaty because I'm Russian Asian act.
• 46:18
  Speaker 7: He's the best thing on being Asian.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: Honestly, the right's the Woody show.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: We brought up the idea of sending Sammy next year
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: to the gathering of the Juggalos with Sea.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: Basses plus one Ye, Sammy two dope.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: Sammy two boat two up, or we can call her
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: violent sam.
• 46:34
  Speaker 13: Oh true, she's small, she could does Josh garbage being Yeah,
• 46:39
  Speaker 13: you know, she's so small she might end up getting
• 46:42
  Speaker 13: thrown herself.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Like a midche kind of thing, you know. All right,
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: So gathering a Juggalos twenty twenty five, Sea Bass on
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: the scene. What's next?
• 46:51
  Speaker 13: And the biggest headline I saw is something that we've
• 46:54
  Speaker 13: been talking about here and Menace has been mentioning, dude,
• 46:57
  Speaker 13: the huffing and the nitrous is still out of control.
• 47:00
  Speaker 13: And it was more out of control here than anywhere
• 47:01
  Speaker 13: else because inside the gathering of the Juggalos there are
• 47:03
  Speaker 13: no laws, no rules. And now Galaxy Gas was the
• 47:06
  Speaker 13: big brand that everybody has been freaking out about.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: That's gone.
• 47:08
  Speaker 13: I don't know what's you know, where that went? If
• 47:10
  Speaker 13: they got suited out of existence?
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, what was even used?
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: For other than that.
• 47:16
  Speaker 13: Every Juggler is walking around with balloons or big tanks
• 47:18
  Speaker 13: of nitrous so much so that it is starting to
• 47:21
  Speaker 13: it is starting to concern the older Juggalos.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: This is what one older Juggler had to say to
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: me about that.
• 47:26
  Speaker 7: Bubblic service announcement.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Drop the balloons, pick up the blunt, Drop the balloons,
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: pick up the blunt. It's a good chair, good song,
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: you know. It's actually a really good thing that they
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: say that. It just shows that they carry about each other,
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: and they carry about it because like among the Juggalos,
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: they think of each other as family. That's a clip
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: from a past gathering of the Juggles.
• 47:57
  Speaker 13: Now, so this older Juggalo saying, get rid of the nitress,
• 48:00
  Speaker 13: This younger Juggalo says, okay.
• 48:03
  Speaker 11: Another public service announcement, Give me all your free balloons
• 48:07
  Speaker 11: and also blunts.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Woo whoop boop, smoking blunt after doing galaxy gas like
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: you're on a different planet.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: Well, that's the brain.
• 48:18
  Speaker 13: That's the thing all huffing does is kill brain cells.
• 48:20
  Speaker 13: But you seek at people walking around with a balloon
• 48:23
  Speaker 13: in their hand like it was a cocktail in.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: That crowd, not many brain cells to spare right, you
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: know you're already starting at a disadvantage.
• 48:31
  Speaker 13: It We talked about how long juggalos will go and
• 48:35
  Speaker 13: travel to get to the middle of Ohio, the lengths
• 48:37
  Speaker 13: they which they will they will take. And I met
• 48:40
  Speaker 13: a guy who's who's to be fair, very nice to me,
• 48:42
  Speaker 13: very sweet to me. He's an artist named Silent Gonzo
• 48:45
  Speaker 13: Silent silent guns silet with two te's and he had
• 48:48
  Speaker 13: driven a ridden quite a ways to get to the gathering.
• 48:51
  Speaker 7: To you, how long to get in here?
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Three days? Three days.
• 48:55
  Speaker 11: I left on a Friday morning and came in to
• 48:57
  Speaker 11: Columbus Sunday nights sday night.
• 49:01
  Speaker 13: What's that run to get from Seattle to Columbus on bus?
• 49:03
  Speaker 11: I think I paid around one twenty four but I
• 49:06
  Speaker 11: also bought it an advance, like a month or two.
• 49:08
  Speaker 7: In advance, so that include the return ticket.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: No, I'm actually flying back.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, so modern.
• 49:16
  Speaker 13: It's one of those, you know, big time jugglers. So
• 49:19
  Speaker 13: three days to get there. He got there the Sunday
• 49:22
  Speaker 13: before the gathering, so that the gathering. I think the
• 49:26
  Speaker 13: doors open Wednesday night. Maybe there's not the real shows
• 49:29
  Speaker 13: like Thursday, Friday.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: Saturdays sleep up front.
• 49:31
  Speaker 13: Well, he talks a little bit about that and the
• 49:34
  Speaker 13: cost to get there, and I.
• 49:36
  Speaker 11: Spent I think it was like one hundred and about
• 49:38
  Speaker 11: one hundred and twenty year roughly.
• 49:40
  Speaker 13: Wait a minute, if it costs the same to fly
• 49:41
  Speaker 13: as it doesn't take a bus, why don't you just
• 49:43
  Speaker 13: fly both ways?
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 49:44
  Speaker 11: I was supposed to come with somebody, and we weren't
• 49:46
  Speaker 11: sure about the real id thing because it was such
• 49:49
  Speaker 11: a new thing. I didn't know if they were gonna
• 49:51
  Speaker 11: let me fly or whatever. And now I know that
• 49:54
  Speaker 11: they do let you fly, but it's like an extra
• 49:56
  Speaker 11: five minutes, extra security type thing.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: So what did you do?
• 50:00
  Speaker 7: Because the gathering opens what Tuesday or Wednesday?
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 50:03
  Speaker 11: Wednesday officially, but the party starts, you know, way before that.
• 50:06
  Speaker 13: Oh yeah, I got a pre pregame par that's three
• 50:10
  Speaker 13: days of living and sleeping in a parking lot again
• 50:14
  Speaker 13: in ninety five degree heat.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: Oh but bathing all the time.
• 50:18
  Speaker 13: Sure, a lot of folks will go under dava. They
• 50:20
  Speaker 13: do have a water spigot, and what, especially after dark,
• 50:23
  Speaker 13: is people will just strip naked and it's designed to
• 50:26
  Speaker 13: fill up water bottles, but they'll just get under there
• 50:27
  Speaker 13: and shrug their hair.
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: Smart.
• 50:29
  Speaker 13: That's actually a good idea. Yeah, so that's you know,
• 50:32
  Speaker 13: I couldn't do it for an hour just sitting out
• 50:34
  Speaker 13: there doing nothing. I drugs, but that helps. So again
• 50:37
  Speaker 13: silent Gonzo with two teas. He is an artist from Seattle.
• 50:40
  Speaker 13: Too him three days to get there, and he was
• 50:42
  Speaker 13: very good, very nice to me, and nice to describe
• 50:45
  Speaker 13: and show his art, which he uses a very special medium.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Well, I use a lot of spray paint.
• 50:51
  Speaker 11: Right. I go around town and I acquire these signs.
• 50:55
  Speaker 7: Says push button for bubble.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're made out of metal.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: So he stole signs choir.
• 51:01
  Speaker 13: He comes around Seattle, unscrews the sign that say like
• 51:03
  Speaker 13: push button across the street, right, takes those from the city,
• 51:07
  Speaker 13: sure and just and then uses them as art campuses.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: And turns around sells them. Yeah.
• 51:14
  Speaker 11: I go around town and I acquire these signs says
• 51:18
  Speaker 11: push button for bubble. Yeah yeah, they're made out of metal.
• 51:21
  Speaker 11: Push button signs the ones that we have in Seattle.
• 51:24
  Speaker 11: And then in the end, I just splatter blood all
• 51:26
  Speaker 11: over it. You know, I got a few blood splatter ones.
• 51:29
  Speaker 13: It wouldn't be the Juggles if it weren't blood splattered, right,
• 51:31
  Speaker 13: exactly right, authentic.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: Well he didn't even blink.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: What he said that crazy is these people live this
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: life thinking, you know, it's all real and like even
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: the even the rappers are like, dude, this is.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: A joke the clowns themselves. Yeah, but this is like
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: real life to that.
• 51:49
  Speaker 6: Okay, So so with that menace, think about Coachella and
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: how everybody poses for the weekend like, oh, like I'm.
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: Going to be this like ethereal bohemian goddess before I
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: go back.
• 51:59
  Speaker 6: So but at least these guys sound like they live
• 52:01
  Speaker 6: this life three sixty five.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not just a weekend.
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: This is authentically the real to them.
• 52:08
  Speaker 13: Yea, as the saying goes, And it's funny you brought
• 52:11
  Speaker 13: that up because I had that conversation with a guy there.
• 52:13
  Speaker 13: He's like, you're not gonna make us look better and.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: Than highlight.
• 52:20
  Speaker 10: My day.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Watch me right up, my bony slicing cuts you yus
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: in the sky. This is a song that hab. It's
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: called watch Me.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: Remember You and the.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Bus go to the story out of the screen bay stop.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: It cuts this girl's finger off with a like a
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: juggle hatchet and drinks her blood.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Cool, Watch me throw night, watch we slowly, ain't your life?
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: Ain't the studio?
• 52:55
  Speaker 13: It's funny. I watched the Juggals and they talk about
• 52:58
  Speaker 13: like all their songs about family and m.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: I have a question about the minutia of the set.
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: Is it, for lack of a better word organized. Are
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: there pas with like clipboards and headsets that say like
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: time for the patches around, golf carts.
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: Looking at tickets some sort of production so yes and no.
• 53:23
  Speaker 13: Yes, there are golf carts that are rolling people around
• 53:25
  Speaker 13: because again it's it's the surface of the sun hot
• 53:28
  Speaker 13: and you're hiking everywhere, so the artists and stuff get
• 53:30
  Speaker 13: get carded around. There is a an E M T
• 53:35
  Speaker 13: like golf cart that I saw in use several times.
• 53:38
  Speaker 13: I think one I saw that. I read that one
• 53:39
  Speaker 13: girl broke her neck on stage Saturday. Send forget the
• 53:43
  Speaker 13: overdoses and heat stroke had to be through the roof.
• 53:47
  Speaker 13: But that being said, if something happens to you, don't
• 53:50
  Speaker 13: you don't expout to get help.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: No one's coming to save you necessarily. Can you tell
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: me about some of the things that were being sold there?
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Like I said, mostly drugs, but there were like, so yes,
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: a lot of t shoes.
• 54:00
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I got to eat.
• 54:01
  Speaker 13: They got car carnef one year, I want to go
• 54:03
  Speaker 13: and like apply to be a vendor and just sell
• 54:04
  Speaker 13: carnefood and just I'll give it away for free, just
• 54:07
  Speaker 13: so I can talk to people and they can tell
• 54:08
  Speaker 13: me their story or whatever. Yeah, there's like you know,
• 54:11
  Speaker 13: hot dogs, PiZZ there are carnival rides. Oh it really
• 54:14
  Speaker 13: like Carney style rides, but they wheel in.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: Like what were some in the more interesting items that
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: were being sold, like a couple of years, I forget what.
• 54:22
  Speaker 13: Lots of drugs obviously weed, dildos and things of that nature.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: It's mostly T shirt.
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: Did you get a T shirt?
• 54:29
  Speaker 13: I mean I have, I have other ones in the past.
• 54:31
  Speaker 13: There's nothing new, you know. And then artwork people get.
• 54:34
  Speaker 13: That's the sort of thing. And then people people will sell
• 54:36
  Speaker 13: beers and shots and fago and whatever.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: Insane clown posse gathering of the Jugglers in Ohio. Sea
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: Bass was there to cover it.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: I talked to this guy.
• 54:44
  Speaker 13: He was backstage while I was waiting to talk to
• 54:46
  Speaker 13: a big Jay Oakerson about the misjuggle Let pageant, and
• 54:48
  Speaker 13: he had a very interesting hand drawn T shirt that
• 54:51
  Speaker 13: he wants to tell me about.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Says first gathering haven't had gathering.
• 55:00
  Speaker 7: Your backstage with all the women, So that's a good idea.
• 55:03
  Speaker 7: The juggle at Miss juggle Let pageant. Did you like
• 55:05
  Speaker 7: how it went?
• 55:06
  Speaker 11: Oh?
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: I loved it. I have recordings to fill up my phone.
• 55:10
  Speaker 7: What are you gonna do with those recordings?
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Never know?
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: Guess too.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: That's for me to know and for y'all not.
• 55:21
  Speaker 13: Because we think that happens any any of the I
• 55:23
  Speaker 13: will give the Juggalos this. They are not PC. I
• 55:26
  Speaker 13: mean there's it doesn't even enter their thoughts. So the
• 55:29
  Speaker 13: the mis juggle Let pageant, as well as the Wet
• 55:31
  Speaker 13: t Shirt pageant, involves live a live sex show essentially
• 55:34
  Speaker 13: like girls. And even in the mis jugg Let paget
• 55:36
  Speaker 13: it was getting kind of boring because enough girls were
• 55:37
  Speaker 13: showing their anus, and so one of the female judges,
• 55:42
  Speaker 13: not Big j Or Lewis Gomez, got up and said,
• 55:44
  Speaker 13: I want to see some fing you know, and started
• 55:46
  Speaker 13: talking about women body parts. So some of her friends
• 55:48
  Speaker 13: came out. Three of them just started live hand stuff
• 55:51
  Speaker 13: with each other on stage.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: Well, they had to save the event.
• 55:56
  Speaker 13: Love, and that's what our guy with Lawrence here is
• 55:58
  Speaker 13: talking about with his shirt about my first gathering, I
• 56:00
  Speaker 13: want juggle Loo p word is he's getting those videos
• 56:03
  Speaker 13: for this bank bank. Yeah, sure of, you know ninety
• 56:05
  Speaker 13: five degree Ohio. So at this point I asked Lawrence, well, okay,
• 56:12
  Speaker 13: you're here in the middle of the day.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: How are you gonna hook up with these girls?
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: I work here. I work night shifts, so during the day,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: I come in and enjoy the festival.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: So you local your local to the area.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: I'm I love less than thirty minutes away.
• 56:25
  Speaker 7: Oh so you can potentially take a lady home tonight.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: If it comes down to it in the morning or
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: the morning.
• 56:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you do offer her at your house.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: That's for them to find out when we get there.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: Potentially he's a man of mystery.
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: His body's in the basement.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: I would love to know what he does for a living.
• 56:44
  Speaker 13: So he I think like picks up trash, you know
• 56:47
  Speaker 13: whatever around the venue, because they still they do have
• 56:49
  Speaker 13: porta potties which anything that isn't from the band is
• 56:53
  Speaker 13: immediately spray painted or tagged like.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: They are not getting their deposit back.
• 56:59
  Speaker 13: They have a tech for atm and it's all tagged
• 57:01
  Speaker 13: at Wiener drawings and just like whatever.
• 57:03
  Speaker 6: Am I was, it was that my imagination did I
• 57:06
  Speaker 6: hear like a donkey in the background.
• 57:08
  Speaker 13: A lot of guys will have megaphones because they want
• 57:10
  Speaker 13: to holler at girls who were walking by, and you know,
• 57:12
  Speaker 13: show me, show me your b hole natural, it's funny.
• 57:16
  Speaker 13: So I got out of Lawrence's way. He was talking
• 57:17
  Speaker 13: to one of the girls who competed in the mis
• 57:18
  Speaker 13: juggle let Patgeant, and he goes his line to her.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: I didn't put a mic on him. I didn't want
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: to screw with his you know his.
• 57:26
  Speaker 13: So how much for some private time with you?
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: She's a million dollars. I'd be hanging out and holding
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: out for that one.
• 57:35
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm sure that's very said again, if you wanted
• 57:39
  Speaker 13: to go Sammy, they have some good supporting acts three
• 57:41
  Speaker 13: six Mafia gar Yeah.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 57:45
  Speaker 13: So there's there's some decent hip hop, and then there's
• 57:48
  Speaker 13: a thousand juggle of bands during the day that no
• 57:49
  Speaker 13: one watches, so it's not uneventful.
• 57:53
  Speaker 7: There's real band.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: Want to see. As I said, is a great there's
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: room for you to join the family. Yeah, great job.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: As always, I feel like I was there.
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know, I got a ninja patching her
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: charm and you guys stand more shows next.
• 58:11
  Speaker 13: Hang on, you guys are worried about the long term filler,
• 58:15
  Speaker 13: but no one's brought up the long term effects show.
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: There's no circulation to the cream.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: Is weird? The Woody Show so insane. Clown Posse just
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: did all the recap of the audio that Sea Beats
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: collected for his trip to the gathering in Ohio. If
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: you're just tuning in now, you'll be able to catch
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: it on the podcast where you can find I'd just
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: go to the Woodies Show dot com or wherever you
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: get podcasts, with the exception of Greg Gory. Spot That's right, No,
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: Spotify still working on that. Sometimes we we're going to
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: forever be I think it's a one sided battle. Yeah. Yeah,
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: Well it's all automated customer service.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: And I tried to go through LinkedIn and reach out
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: to people, but still still not.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Have you tried the whole pizza trick?
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sending pizzas to the office.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: I have not.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: I can.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They worked with that security company that you dealt
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: with that one time. Yeah.
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: I found out their headquarters and then I just kept
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: on sending ten dollars pizzas to their front until somebody
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: called back. Dude, guess what they called me right away?
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: We fixed the issue.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, are the Juggalos still considered a gang?
• 59:24
  Speaker 13: Well, that was the March on Washington in twenty seventeen,
• 59:27
  Speaker 13: right where they JUGGALOSY and ICP showed up to protest
• 59:31
  Speaker 13: that the FBI had or classified them as a loosely
• 59:34
  Speaker 13: organized gang.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: And that's not inaccurate. I mean they don't.
• 59:39
  Speaker 13: They don't amongst themselves, you know, taked out, you know,
• 59:42
  Speaker 13: rob trucks or whatever. Hold up people, people right, not
• 59:46
  Speaker 13: not as a group, not organized, but they share a
• 59:50
  Speaker 13: common ethos, which is crime essentially. Or we just heard
• 59:53
  Speaker 13: that people steal stuff just to paint on it or whatever.
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: Here's here's a little clip from U from that March
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: on Washington back in twenty seventeen. Amazing, I wigs out flips.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: Man, we know, watch it's in DC.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: Ain't cheap. This month is expensive.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: It came out to represent thank.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: You, woo woo woo woo.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 16: Hell yeah, you really should totally be proud of yourselves
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 16: right now.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: And this is that's real talk. If you could pick
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: your back bones, what.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: Say you, kid?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: You should be up in one of them quorter bodies
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: right now.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 16: Yourself that's how proud you should be.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: I guess feel there they're up in trees, they're in
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: porta potties.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 13: If you're good enough, so you should be taking care
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 13: of yourself with your mouth.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 16: If it's too nasty up and there, you should be
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 16: up in one of these governmently landscape fine maple trees. Yeah, okay, yourself,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 16: or putting the national anthem on your skin, flute something,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 16: just rugging on yourself.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: Don't be all right now because you're here. Yeah, there
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: goes the family chat. Yes, they marched on Washington.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: That was I thinking back on that, That's one of
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: the most surreal things I've ever seen in my line,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: because this was legit the same you know, the mall
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: where MLK and here are as you heard babies, people
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: in face paint, these speeches about how you know he's
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: just riffing on the the sort of sex acts you
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: should be performing on yourself.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: In the middle of Washington, d C.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: I know, but any type of fan base organizes in
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: some kind of way, And you tell me that no
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: Cole Play fans have ever committed crimes.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: You know what, I don't think. I don't think in
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: the numbers that juggle those happens. What do they do?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: Jump the turnstile at the subway station on the way
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: out of the show?
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: You could you could say, like even like high profile
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: crime of you know.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: That's what a what a stretch? Yeah? What I mean?
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like all the Coldplay fit they're really known for
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: their like random a company. Uh huh didn't steal millions
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: of dollars? Didn't play Coldplay? Yeah? What what second? I
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: get it?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 13: What great monsa saying is that every so people containous crimes. Yeah,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 13: everybody likes music of some kinds.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, therefore there any would have liked.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: Music as a criminal.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: So I saw this this clip pop popped up about
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: the nineties and the gangs of the nineties and like
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: these girl gangs that were because you know, male gangs
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: are always big, but I guess the women went off
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: and they started like forming their own like girl gangs.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: My crazy life.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, hold on, here's here's a little clip from that
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: from that news story.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 10: It's Saturday night in LA and this sixteen year old
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 10: who calls herself Shy Girl is getting ready to go out.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 10: Her look is critical. Shy Girl is a force to
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  Speaker 10: be reckoned with. Yeah, shawn Girl and her friends Bandit
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  Speaker 10: Beaver and Wicked are going out to kick it to
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  Speaker 10: get down, to defend their hood.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: They're gonna go bended Beaver and whatever the name is.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: They're gonna go beaver down and nutrient.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 10: Shawnee Girl and her friends Bendit Beaver and Wicked are
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 10: going out to kick it to get down, to defend
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 10: their hood, their neighborhood. They will use whatever it takes.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 7: Box cutters, nice guys, school drivers, bottles, osies.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 17: Was the violence level as such that as the childow's
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  Speaker 17: race to respect women, women were delicate creatures and so
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  Speaker 17: forth and so on. And you come out here and
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 17: all of a sudden you're seeing guys with their throats
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 17: cut because they were selling rock at this woman's territory.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: Beaver Beaver.
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  Speaker 10: The gangs call themselves scissors, dirty punks, Kleenex B thirty eight,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 10: some down and dirty. They roam the streets taking out territory,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 10: dealing drugs and asserting their strength and independence.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what they You want to show how strong
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: and independent you are as women. Some hot core cold
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  Speaker 6: Stones and oozy is like whoa, whoa who jumping drivers.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so anyway, that was that was back in the day,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: back in the nineties. Some of the girls can get
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: ICP Juggalos cold Play fans.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, thank you that one. I don't know. I had
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  Speaker 3: a screenshot of.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: Just before I did, all these screenshots flashed before my back.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show, always thinking about beabs and
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: buddiesan knock it off, Davia see nine hundred foot Jesus.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: You're coming back from new episodes.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought you were saying and Jesus. Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, even.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: Text us over to two two nine eight seven. People
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: were asked to name something I don't knock until you
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: try it life hack Now Gina had mentioned recently, like
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: something that Kansas thing. I guess the chili and chili
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: and cinnamon or chili and cinnamon that you.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: Literally serve it for lunch at school. So good.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: It just doesn't I mean, it doesn't now the chili
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: is like it like Wendy's chili? Is it? Is it
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: more like a hardy thicker or more like a I
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: don't know, thinner.
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  Speaker 5: It doesn't matter.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: Kills me. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 6: You take a little bit said, you dip it in
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 6: the chili, it's really good. Well why not, No, that's
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 6: too tomato chili has a little more, you know, the sweetness.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: Maybe Yeah, I mean it was pointless. But what I've
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: been saying, you know, my big thing, don't knock until
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: you try. People go, oh, the bidet, the but washing
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: toilets you to try it. Yeah, but some people are
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: very much against it.
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  Speaker 13: Well, there's no reason to not get unless you're like
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  Speaker 13: just afraid of your My.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 5: Husband doesn't want to try it because he says it
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: might be too delightful.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, that goes along to some of the other you know,
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: objections that I've heard that there are some dudes who
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: think it's a little gay, And I'm like, what are
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: you talking about?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Why not?
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  Speaker 2: Like how like that's the dumbest that's the dumbest thing
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: I've heard. I mean, how I know how it's because
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: something's playing with your sphinter, that's but it's not playing
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: cleaning cleaning, it's showering gay. It's right, yeah, yeah, exactly,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: go to the bathroom. But yeah, it rules how do
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: you clean your penis, Greg, how do you clean it? Yeah,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: what do you mean like shower like wipe it or
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: do you kind of like are you kind of tugging
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: on it with soapy handle.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: Watching with the bar of soap in my hand and
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: like you it just goes everywhere stretch it kid, you.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: Know, like over your Wienerne okay, but like like, but
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: then how do you get like the the underside and
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: the sides or whatever? Like once it soaked up to you,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: do you grab it and kind of like to take
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: the jerk yourself a little bit.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: Have a detachable shower head, you take that off and
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: you do your your whole body all right.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: Your fans.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: Don't knock until you try it. Doing things alone, like
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: eating at a restaurant alone, if you're on a business.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: Greg is completely against. This is against.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: They haven't under your head. I guess.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: You have no shame.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 13: I will say there's no benefit to going to a
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 13: restaurant alone. It's just a waste of time.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: Right then.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 13: You just don't have to deal with anybody explain waste
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 13: of time because you could stop in at any grocery store,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 13: gas station, et cetera, et cetera, grab the food and
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 13: eat it while you're doing other stuff, or you can that's.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: Just because you have to eat. But you know what,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: I'm hungry, I'm gonna sit down. I'm gonna have a
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  Speaker 2: nice meal.
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  Speaker 5: When somebody serve me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not in a rush.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's not it's not an indie pit stop.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: You know, it's like you can you actually have a
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: little bit of time, you could sit and have a
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: nice meal.
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  Speaker 3: Unless it's a diner with a counter. It's meant a
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: restaurant is meant to be communal. You're meant to be
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: there with other people.
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  Speaker 13: Because you're taking extraw times for your meal. If you're
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 13: if you're by yourself, what are you doing staring at
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 13: your film, staring at the TV.
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  Speaker 9: It's the same amount of time if you take it
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 9: to go and go eat it at home by yourself,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 9: it's not that's the same thing that is increct.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: Well, unless you're a pig and you eat like an animal,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: and because you have to wait for something.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: I understand more of like Greg saying it's embarrassing, like
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: you might feel embarrassed because like a lolf, don't knock
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: get you trying.
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  Speaker 3: I was about to say, you have to do the
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: stupid back and forth and all that.
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  Speaker 13: It's it's certainly not the same amount of time if
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 13: you're on.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: The spectrum where you're socially awkward or whatever. I can understand. Yeah,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: you're gonna make people with my server. No, I'm not
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: making friends this over either.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to sit at the counter. I don't
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 5: talk to anybody.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: This could go on all day in the one exactly
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: like you don't enjoy It's fine, you don't you enjoy it.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: I find it to be delightful. I know my wife
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: loves it. It is delightful.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: Kill.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good. Whatever what I'm gonna do, I'm sittingt
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: home and sit in my car and eat the gas
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: station hotel pilates. Don't knock it till you try it.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 9: Never tried it.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 8: It's hard, it is, but it really is great for
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 8: your body. It makes you feel so good the type
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 8: of workout that it is.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: Its explained it to me. I know, is it just
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: like stretching stuff?
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 8: Well, it's it is like stretching, but also it is
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 8: working your muscles and the way that it does for
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 8: me it makes my body feel more aligned, So it
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 8: doesn't hurt as much.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: So what's the difference between pilates and yoga.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 9: There's more, there's a border.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 8: Yoga is more of you're not using other things like stretching, right,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 8: you could be on a reformer or something on the word.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 8: It's a machine and doing different things and you're working
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 8: out more balance.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 6: Orient and it's not like a word that means anything.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 6: It was created by a guy named Joe Pilates.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 8: Okay, well no, no, no, So pilates was created for
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 8: people who were injured, like in hospitals and stuff and
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 8: couldn't work out to get their muscles to move.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: That's why the reformers you're laying in a bed. I'm
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 5: just saying the word.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: Pilates doesn't help.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 13: You should explain what reformer means. It is a sliding
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 13: bench with little springs that do provide a very small
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 13: amount of resistance. So, on one hand, I do hate
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 13: pilates because it's it's a very slow and it is
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 13: much better ways to do what it does. However, it
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 13: is the hottest chick workout ratio that exists.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 9: I know this is going Yeah, have you taken a
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 9: pilates class?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 18: I have?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 13: I want to say I don't know. I didn't want
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 13: to knock it till I tried it. Now I can knocket.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 13: But if you're any like up and down the board,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 13: the percentage of women in a plates class who are
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 13: hot is heads and heads and toes above any of
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 13: their type of workout.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 9: Right, Well, it's not because you're not anyone doing that.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 9: Isn't trying to bulk up.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 5: You're trying to just keep your muscles strong.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: We're not trying to sell you on anything necessarily here.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: It's just these are what some of the things that
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: people mention when they're asked, like, don't knock it to
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: you try like their life hack, for lack of a
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: better phrase, cheese it's in soup instead of crackers.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 5: Oh great, it's great.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: I do it, Sally.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: I love grilling a peanut butter and jelly sandwich like
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: a grilled cheese.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: Thinking about doing this. I saw someone do that online.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: I was like, that's a great idea.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well I I have had a peanut butter and
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: jelly sandwich where the bread got toasted and then they
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: put the peanut butter and jelly on it and it
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: was it was good buttered.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: You also made me that one that had bacon in it.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: Remember you got that.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah that was good.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but just grilled bread. It's always better because the
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: peanut butter gets melty. Yeah, that's good. Brushing your teeth
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: in the shower.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: I do that.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: I used to do it, and people go, oh, that's gross.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: I have no idea.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: I just never think to do that.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't scrub my nuts with it and then
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: brush my teeth.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 9: You know your toothpaste in the shower?
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 15: Yeah?
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 9: Are you going to reach out for it?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 15: No?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: I keep the toothbrush and the toothpaste in the shower.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: The toothbrush has one of those like holder protector. Yeah,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: Morgan's mind. You wait, get it in the shower, isn't it.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: You don't knock it too. You try it, said, a
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: fifteen minute timer and start the thing you're avoiding. Momentum
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: kicks in and then half the and half the time
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: you just keep going. After the time of ends, okay,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: trading a social life for a healthy sleep schedule. I'm
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: the kind of person who thinks that an event that
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: starts after seven pm is too late.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: Now make events early.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: That's good, all right. Separate bedrooms. Oh dude, Hey, I've
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: been arguing with my wife for allowing me to get
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: an apartment for during the week for the work week,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: because it's just the schedule and it would just be easier.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, like just right across the street from the
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: safe travel time. Yeah, so far and then day but no,
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: no big deal. Yeah, it'd be fine. I'll get home
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: like on a Friday afternoon, be there till Sunday night. Well, no,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: even Sunday night, I can stay. I'll just go to
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: work on that Sunday night. But like you know, so
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: like really it's Monday night through Thursday night. No big deal.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: I will settle. I'm willing to give that up and
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: settle for separate bedrooms.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 6: I want the okay in a new house, new bed,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 6: new everything. Couldn't wait to just get all comfy and sleep.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 6: I haven't had more than three hours of sleep since
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 6: we moved. Overrated sleeping next to another person. The snoring,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 6: I can't take it. He doesn't like the mattress that
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 6: I like. Our alarms go off at different times. I
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 6: wake him up when I go pee in the middle
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 6: of the night.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: He because it will.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 6: It's a bigger room and so it's I don't know
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 6: if there's more reverberation, or just because it's more empty
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 6: right now because we haven't set it up. But I
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 6: am noticing it's so much more. I may have to
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 6: make that guest room a little more of my thing.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 6: Is it bad for married people sleep?
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: My wife argues yes, my parents benefits.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: Pressure has been talking about this a lot, Like his
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: wife lives on the top floor now and he lives
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: on the bottom floor because of the sleeping.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: Sleeping. My mom's so loud. My stepmom and my dad
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: they have separate bedrooms, and it's just because it's like
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: she's the snorer, right, and so he just prefers things.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: They both prefer things that way. I hope, I hope
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: to achieve that level of Yagistically, it would work really well,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: but it's just sad our schedule.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 6: I go to sleep so much earlier that it's like,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 6: who cares I'm asleep? Yeah, on weekends will hang out and.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: I hate it. So what are some of your don't
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: knock it till you try it life hacks? If you
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: got one, you can text over to two nine seventy
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: and call in eight seven seven forty four. I'm going
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: to save this last one it's a question for you,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: ladies if if you've done this here Morgan, don't say
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: what it is, just come over here and just come
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: over here and read this right here coffee.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: And she can't read either.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 9: That's a fact.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: I'm asking if, oh my god, the conspiracies Morgan, that
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: you're like.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 9: You know, on the as me and probably I mean,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 9: I got my degree in Arkansas.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: So so let me let me take the break and
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: then I'll come back and I'll bring this. This is
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: something that somebody submitted to that question that you don't knocket.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: You try a thing, and I guess it would work.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: I guess it would work. But I want to know, ladies,
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: number one, have you ever done this?
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: And if it's no, would you consider doing whatever?
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 11: Even?
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: Would you ever think about doing this? Would you apparently
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: it's baffling.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I can fully understand, like two kids do.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: Hold on, go ahead, let her do her thing, Okay, Okay,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: all right, I mean she's not she's not dumb.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 9: Okay, Yeah, I got it, fully comprehended. Some of us
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 9: are a little slower. Would you to try?
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: I would try, all right, I gotta know, but we
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: got asked you yeah, I know that's why, dude. It's weird.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: But I'll tell you about it next year on the
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: wood Is Show. Hanging on my complexion is out.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 18: Of a urine.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: Urine.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 7: Everyone in this room means Vitamin deep.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: A little lower, a little slower.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: You want to oil them down, sunning your buttholes?
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 7: Wow, chugging the sun?
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 7: Pretty much all deficient.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: Indeed, sorry, little cel are you down to d or not?
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: All day long? The Woody Show. All right, So I
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: got my wife on the line. Can you hear me? Yeah, Hire,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: that's my wife Jen.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: Everybody.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: Have you guys met gen time you've mentioned before?
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 13: Okay, all right, so before break we were familiar.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: We're talking about this this thing, don't knock it till
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: you try it. And somebody said separate bedrooms. And I
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: mentioned how I've been arguing to get my own apartment
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: for like during the week, for years and you haven't
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: gone for that. And I said, well, I'd be at
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: least blowing to settle for separate bedrooms, and how you've
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: been opposed to it. And I can't remember exactly the
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: reasons that you said you were opposed, but Greg said
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  Speaker 2: it was just a little bit sad.
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  Speaker 4: I can't put my finger on it. I get it
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  Speaker 4: how it works logistically, it's just sad.
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  Speaker 1: I agree, Greg.
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  Speaker 18: I think it's the slippery slope to goodbye. I never
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  Speaker 18: want to see you again. Here's divorce papers.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know because you're not sleeping in the same
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  Speaker 2: bed like sleep exactly.
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  Speaker 18: No, no, no, we're you and I are great and
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  Speaker 18: you're adorable and I love you and your good husband.
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  Speaker 18: Like I feel like it's it's a recipe for disaster now.
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  Speaker 18: I will say though, every single night, I try to
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  Speaker 18: like sneak into bed and I barely move the covers,
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  Speaker 18: and you kind.
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  Speaker 2: Of stir because we're on different schedules, Like I should just.
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  Speaker 18: Go into the guest room every night, and that sucks
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  Speaker 18: for both of us because that's not my room and
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  Speaker 18: nor is it your room. So we're kind of in
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  Speaker 18: a dilumna.
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  Speaker 2: I told her I would take the guest room. I'm
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  Speaker 2: fine with it. I would do that because he wouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't see it that way. I see like different schedules.
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  Speaker 2: No one's disturbing or disrupting anybody. There's not like it's anything.
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  Speaker 2: You're not missing anything. Everybody's sleeping it's just sleeping time.
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  Speaker 5: That's the problem I'm having. Jen, I think I need
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  Speaker 5: to go to the guest room.
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  Speaker 18: I know, I get it, and the hours are ridiculous,
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  Speaker 18: but I just feel, I don't know, it feels strange
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  Speaker 18: to like actually make that like a conscious like this
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  Speaker 18: is what we're doing decisions.
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  Speaker 2: You got a good woman there when now here's a
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  Speaker 2: question for the ladies because we're like, don't knock at
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  Speaker 2: you try and there's people were asking, so people were,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: you know, mentioning all these different things. Now this woman,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: she had a tip for the ladies out there, anyone
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  Speaker 2: with a vaginant with a vagina like me, if you
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  Speaker 2: feel a poop that is stuck at the edge and
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: won't come out, you can just stick your thumb into
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  Speaker 2: your vadge and push down and the poop will fall out.
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  Speaker 2: What are we still?
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  Speaker 3: Don't you try it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're saying, don't knock it till you try it,
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  Speaker 2: because like, being constipated sucks. Right, So my question is
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: number one, ladies, is this a thing like have you
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: done this? And if you haven't done it, now that
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  Speaker 2: you know what it is, is it something that you'd
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  Speaker 2: be willing to try?
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  Speaker 1: Hell?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, if it works.
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  Speaker 9: Oh my god, why I had to read it so
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  Speaker 9: many times?
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  Speaker 2: Like if you're I imagine if you're sitting on the toilet,
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  Speaker 2: you just take your thumb and you put it in there,
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  Speaker 2: and you kind of pushed because you you're pushing down
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: to the water. Hya. Yeah, it's not going Tommy looks discussed.
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  Speaker 8: Well, I've never heard of this, and I just can't
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  Speaker 8: imagine it being that necessary. But you're not going to
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  Speaker 8: be able to pass it if you don't stick your
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 8: finger up.
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  Speaker 7: I'd wait it out.
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying, word, it's stuck.
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  Speaker 5: She poops every time she peeks. She'll never understand it stuck.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, and would you try it?
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  Speaker 15: No?
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  Speaker 18: Absolutely not. What I want to know is who's the
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 18: crazy broad who thought, you know what I'm going to try.
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  Speaker 18: I'm going to try to stick my thumb up there
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  Speaker 18: and wiggle it out.
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  Speaker 2: No, you're not putting. You're not putting your thumb. You're
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: not putting your thumb into your butthole. The thumb goes
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: into the other.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 11: No.
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  Speaker 18: I know, I understand, But so who is insane enough to.
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  Speaker 2: Think because you're desperate.
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  Speaker 6: I have tried many things when I was like, I'm
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 6: going to do this before I go to the ergant.
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  Speaker 2: I mean there have been times where I'm like, man,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm ever getting this thing out
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: and what I've done, because I can feel almost like crowning, right,
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: Like you can feel, yeah, you can feel the turd
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: crowning because it's like it but it's just like the
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: cow which is just a little bit too big for
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: the door the doorframe. Right. So like I have turned
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: on because we have the butt washing to seat, I
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: will turn on the water, maybe hoping to chip it away,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: crack it. I kind of chip it away, like do
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: something like and that doesn't necessarily end up working either,
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: but like you you start to think, like man, you
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: think like old ketchup bottles, like you would have to
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: take the knife and you get to get things going.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: And if you had, like you know, how people break
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: we were talking about how people break into businesses or
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: breaking it from the next the store next to it, whatever,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: and you kind of tunnel in, like if you if
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: you share a wall with the place you're trying to
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: get into or trying to do something with.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 5: I can understand not only would I do when I
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 5: do it, I will report back.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: Text chronic constipation over here, and I totally do that.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: Here's the one five six there done that works great.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 9: Clogged she's never experienced.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so, I mean, you know, I guess people people
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: do it. I don't bat wheel, Sammy. Don't knock it
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: till you try it.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 9: Listen.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 8: If I was, I mean, if it had been days
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 8: and it was that bad, then yes, I agree, I
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 8: would try anything.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 9: But I just I guess I didn't.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: Understand that this was I've said a number of times
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: for a number of years, if I had a vagina,
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: I would have my hands and fingers in myself all
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: the time. I would know, I totally would true yourself
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: like a puppet. Yeah, you just fiddle with it, you know,
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know totally would totally would. All right, man,
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: gotta go there, go, there's there's jet.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 4: She's missing an opportunity to have a house to herself
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 4: all the time.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: Eight seven seven forty four Wooding text over to two
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  Speaker 2: two nine eight seven. I explained, why would why would
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  Speaker 2: you wish.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: That on me?
• 1:22:55
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• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: your feelings? It's gonna do it everybody for Tuesday mornings, right,
• 1:23:05
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• 1:23:32
  Speaker 4: Please, yeah, be sure to learn from the mistakes of
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 4: people who take your advice.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: Get it.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 5: I like that advice.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 14: That was good.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. If I'm not taking my own advice, why would
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: somebody else take it? It works on you? Yeah, all right,
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: for giving the Woody Show some of your valuable time
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: this morning. You know we would appreciate you for that.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: The rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: back here on Wednesday. Have a great day. Smdlem your
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: mom's a bitch, was a bitch, and happy holidays. All
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: you host is bitches.