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Payton's Portland Recap · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up, John Jay and Rich what's cracking like?
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  Speaker 1: And this is the Big Boss Dog snoopy deco, double
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  Speaker 1: gissel thing bo what you don't do. We're not talking
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  Speaker 1: about Rid and ten team, We're not talking about last year.
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  Speaker 2: It's the one and only dog y'all the last days
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  Speaker 2: as the big Snoop deegle double gissel in your face
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  Speaker 2: to me and in the place to be.
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  Speaker 1: And you're listening to John Jay and Rich, wake your glass.
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  Speaker 3: Suck Taylor, Good morning, you're on there. What's up?
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Good morning guys. So I'm just listening to the
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  Speaker 4: girl about the dream of her boyfriend talking in his sleep,
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  Speaker 4: and I have a similar story and I can't stop
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  Speaker 4: thinking about it, freaking me out. I just moved into this,
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  Speaker 4: like you know those little tiny home communities. I've just
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  Speaker 4: moved into this new one. And ever since I've only
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  Speaker 4: been there for like two weeks. Ever since then, I
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  Speaker 4: was having nightmares about the guy that lived there before me,
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  Speaker 4: and I was like seeing how he killed himself in
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  Speaker 4: the home. Awful, awful nightmare. Okay. And then I went
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  Speaker 4: to check my mailbox and the guy by the way
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  Speaker 4: in my dream, he looked maybe like Indian or something.
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  Speaker 4: But I checked my mailbox and I saw that his
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  Speaker 4: name was like Messiah or something like that, or some messiahs.
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  Speaker 4: That was the name. Anyways, last night my boyfriend woke
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  Speaker 4: me up freaking out because I kept whispering helped me
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  Speaker 4: in my dream. I don't remember any of it.
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  Speaker 1: You got a ghost?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I need some stage, do you know?
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  Speaker 1: It's weird to say.
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  Speaker 5: You figure like if you do that in a tiny home,
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  Speaker 5: it shouldn't take you that long.
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  Speaker 6: Right home, I'd be like a two minute process probably
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  Speaker 6: should be good.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks Taylor, that's very true. By guys, you too.
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  Speaker 7: What's something you are very good at but don't talk
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  Speaker 7: about because people wouldn't believe you.
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  Speaker 3: This is a list that's.
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  Speaker 7: Turning line on Reddit, and I picked a couple that
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  Speaker 7: I thought were interesting. Something you're good at but people
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  Speaker 7: don't believe you. This person says, untying, tight knots.
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  Speaker 1: Why wouldn't somebody believe me?
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  Speaker 6: No, there's no way you're good.
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  Speaker 7: I wish this person was here because I got a
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  Speaker 7: not on my shoe, on my shoe string, and I
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  Speaker 7: just it's in the middle of the shoe string and
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  Speaker 7: I just leave it it's too tight.
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  Speaker 6: Now you don't talk about yeah, you need that person.
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  Speaker 3: I know. Somebody said guitar hero.
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  Speaker 7: I dropped out of high school for a been playing
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  Speaker 7: a NonStop to keep myself busy, which is not at
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  Speaker 7: all like thirty six year old man. This person says,
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  Speaker 7: I have a very good eye for color. I can
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  Speaker 7: tell the difference between two shades that most people would notice. Okay,
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  Speaker 7: when a string comes out of my sweatpants and hoodies,
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  Speaker 7: I'm very quickly can put it back in with just
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  Speaker 7: my hands.
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  Speaker 5: What a talent I had somebody like that around my place.
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  Speaker 2: It's tough to do.
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  Speaker 7: Actually, what about you're rich? You got something that's very
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  Speaker 7: good at but you don't talk about.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because nobody's gonna believe me or they're gonna challenge
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  Speaker 5: me on it. But I feel like I can either
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  Speaker 5: see a post of a couple or a post about
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  Speaker 5: a couple and tell you if they're gonna make it
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  Speaker 5: or not.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 5: Feel like I could see something in the eyes and
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  Speaker 5: I can see if like somebody's calling somebody there rock
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  Speaker 5: too much in a post?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like that's trouble.
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  Speaker 2: It's like if you see the really long and lengthy,
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  Speaker 2: like you're the love of my life and nothing's ever
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  Speaker 2: gonna tear us apart. And it's like five.
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  Speaker 5: Paragraphs like here's a good example of a couple that works.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna give you a couple of works. Kyle Unfug
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  Speaker 5: and her husband Fish on the anniversary. I see a
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  Speaker 5: cute little picture of it. It's like, happy anniversary to
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  Speaker 5: love my life. That's all you need.
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  Speaker 1: It's perfect. Shortens her poster one.
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  Speaker 3: I was like my rock, my whatever my will anymore.
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  Speaker 6: Like Scott is a words of affirmation person, So sometimes
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  Speaker 6: I gotta give him. I gotta fill his love tank.
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  Speaker 5: I kind of feel like to, even though I've never
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  Speaker 5: set up a couple at all for anything that's turned
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  Speaker 5: to a marriage. I feel like if I'm watching across
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  Speaker 5: the restaurant and a couple on a first date, I
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  Speaker 5: can tell if it's gonna work out or not.
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  Speaker 7: This person says, making handcuffs, I can do it a
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  Speaker 7: less than four seconds with a needle.
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  Speaker 3: I hide under my upper lip.
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  Speaker 6: That's how you've been choosing them.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like fuzzy one, like a metal one.
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  Speaker 3: She says, I can do it in less than four
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  Speaker 3: seconds with a needle.
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  Speaker 7: I hide under my upper lip, and that's with my
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  Speaker 7: handscuff behind my back.
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  Speaker 1: How many times?
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  Speaker 6: That's pretty good?
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  Speaker 3: This person is. I can hear electricity. I can tell
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  Speaker 3: if a circuit.
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  Speaker 7: Is closed or open, how much current is going through,
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  Speaker 7: whether it's AC or DC, whether it's high or low voltage.
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  Speaker 3: It's crazy this other process.
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  Speaker 7: I can accurately predict when a song is right around
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  Speaker 7: one hundred and fifty beats per minute. I trained for
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  Speaker 7: a half marathon in order to keep my pace. I
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  Speaker 7: created a playlist with hundreds of songs that are one
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  Speaker 7: hundred and fifty beasts per minute.
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  Speaker 1: That's super.
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  Speaker 5: I have that kind of weird hearing where I can tell, like,
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  Speaker 5: if there's a guitar on a song, what kind of
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  Speaker 5: guitar they're playing?
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  Speaker 3: Oh you can't? That's good? Yeah, pretty much. I feel
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  Speaker 3: so I feel so average right now.
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  Speaker 6: I know I'm trying to think of like, am I
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  Speaker 6: good at anything?
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  Speaker 4: I give you?
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  Speaker 5: John Jay, First of all, one of your secret talents
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  Speaker 5: is you could see ten seconds of a preview of
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  Speaker 5: a movie and you already know if it's gonna win
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  Speaker 5: an oscar.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah'm pretty good, dad, I think I'm that you know
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  Speaker 7: what else I'm good. I'm good at waking up before
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  Speaker 7: my alarm. Yeah, I'm really good at that, but no
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  Speaker 7: people believe me. They have to come over. Come, come over,
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  Speaker 7: I have a sleepover. I'll wake up ten minutes before
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  Speaker 7: my alarm goes up.
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  Speaker 5: Kyle, you're good at turning a room that's in a
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  Speaker 5: bad mood and into an instantly good mood.
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  Speaker 3: That is true. You do do that.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you, guys.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, she's a tention breaker, but unless you're just walking
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  Speaker 5: in oblivious and you don't know that, they're sending great anyway.
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  Speaker 7: So what's something you're very good at but you don't
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  Speaker 7: talk about because people wouldn't believe you. Give us a
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  Speaker 7: call or text us. Peyton, I saw you at this
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  Speaker 7: wedding over the weekend. How was that you party animal?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, yeah, no, it was so fun. It
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  Speaker 2: was really cool. It was one of Kadeems his childhood
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  Speaker 2: one of his childhood best friends, so he was in
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  Speaker 2: the wedding and it was a lot of his old
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  Speaker 2: friends from when he was in high school, and it
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  Speaker 2: was really cool to see him all together. And it
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  Speaker 2: was really awesome to see everyone as well, because we
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  Speaker 2: just got married a couple months ago, so everyone was
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  Speaker 2: all telling us congratulations and loving on us too. So
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  Speaker 2: it was really it was really awesome. It was it
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  Speaker 2: was a lot of fun. I was a little like
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  Speaker 2: worried about it, like going into it, and I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: I feel like it's just something about being in Portland
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  Speaker 2: that like brings out like insecure little Peyton. Why it
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  Speaker 2: is out like twenty twenty one year old Peyton.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I just feel like, you know, like like you know
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  Speaker 2: when you go to like a like just like to
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  Speaker 2: a certain place and just the people are just they're
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  Speaker 2: just different. Like Kadeem says it all the time. He's
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  Speaker 2: like Arizona people are built different. I don't get it.
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  Speaker 2: And I feel the same way about Portland. I just
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  Speaker 2: don't feel like I like fit in there, like to
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  Speaker 2: be truthful, like you look around at everyone's like an
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  Speaker 2: Instagram like Battie and I'm just not that.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: It's like no, It's like it's for real. But I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, it's like so weird. I was telling Kadem
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  Speaker 2: about it, and I don't know why. I always get
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  Speaker 2: like in this weird.
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  Speaker 6: Do you feel like it's because you know, he's got
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  Speaker 6: romantic history. There is no not really not really with
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  Speaker 6: his friends.
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  Speaker 2: Like no, no, because Kadeem really never really he never
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  Speaker 2: really had that, Like he never really like had a
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  Speaker 2: girlfriend around, never really brought anyone around. So it's not
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  Speaker 2: like I was like, I don't know, But it was
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  Speaker 2: really cool because I got to meet a lot of
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  Speaker 2: Kadym's friends wives and so that was really cool because
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  Speaker 2: we're like, we have to get together and.
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  Speaker 6: Have good time.
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  Speaker 3: What about the song you were talking?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, dude, that was wild. I was in
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  Speaker 2: the car, so Kadem's whole family lives there. His mom's
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  Speaker 2: there's dad, there's everyone's there, and me and Kadem and
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  Speaker 2: his dad and his stepmom are on the way to
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  Speaker 2: breakfast and his dad keeps playing this song on repeat.
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  Speaker 5: It was still sad, sad.
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  Speaker 1: Sat down at the city.
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  Speaker 2: Ride from like he's playing it on the list. So
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  Speaker 2: it's called like Summertime in Road City, which is what they.
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  Speaker 3: Call Portland in the Road City.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm asking, I'm like who, He's like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, well, like pull it up on Apple Music,
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  Speaker 2: like what song is this? And it's like the production
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  Speaker 2: and I keep listening to it and I'm like, is
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  Speaker 2: this a I.
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  Speaker 1: It does sound very so I look it up and.
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  Speaker 2: It's a I. And I was like, this is like
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  Speaker 2: the Puerto Rico for Portland. For Portland s.
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  Speaker 5: Cy sad because that was a real person. They would say,
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  Speaker 5: it's still raining.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean I talked about Alberta killings Worth,
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  Speaker 2: like those are like major streets in Portland. Like if
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  Speaker 2: you're from Portland, you know exactly where you can go
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  Speaker 2: down Alberta.
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  Speaker 3: Why not just listen to Portland by Drake And who
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  Speaker 3: else is that? Travis Scott?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's also a repeat.
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  Speaker 3: The Michael fails with swim moves Jordan's tennis shoes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my gosh, but no, it was. It was
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  Speaker 2: a great time and John Jay, you would have been
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  Speaker 2: in heaven. I think it was probably the best wedding
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  Speaker 2: food I've ever had. Oh, really, all home just cooking. Literally,
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  Speaker 2: it was like everyone like everyone helped. Kadem's mom was
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  Speaker 2: over there helping set up. Like it was really dope
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  Speaker 2: to see his village and everyone out there helping him.
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  Speaker 7: You know, you're talking about wedding food. Is the wedding
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  Speaker 7: food that stands out to me? And I've been to
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  Speaker 7: a handful of weddings. I've been to everybody's wedding here.
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  Speaker 7: The food that sets out to me is our boss's
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  Speaker 7: wedding because it was peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, Like
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  Speaker 7: I remember that. It was like, I can't remember my
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  Speaker 7: wedding food, but I remember his wedding food was peanut
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  Speaker 7: butter and jelly and it was so good. And I
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  Speaker 7: don't know why that stands out, but it just does.
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  Speaker 7: Other than that, I'm like, I can't remember any other
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  Speaker 7: wedding food anyway. All right, Well, thank you Peyton, and
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  Speaker 7: welcome back.
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  Speaker 2: Oh thanks, it's good to be back.
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  Speaker 3: Peyton's predictions is coming up next.
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  Speaker 7: You want to get your horsecope bread eight seven seven
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  Speaker 7: nine three seven one oh four seven