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Mac & Bone Show - Weekend Conclusions · Mac & Bone Podcast

• 0:18
  Speaker 1: Max, he got around his man, coming toward the middle.
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: Still St. Maxman crossed to the middle. Pep Biel took
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: a shot on it. A rebound, they score!
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: Enon Toklevati cleans up the Pep BL cross and the
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: crown to the lead in Atlanta.
• 0:33
  Speaker 3: Thanks to great play from Alan St.
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: Maximin and Pep BL. That'll surely be St.
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: Maximin's first Charlotte FC goal contribution with a secondary assist.
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: He ran out of gas there at the end. It
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: was like reading a disclaimer on an ad.
• 0:48
  Speaker 3: Like me going home on 74.
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: He was losing his breath. He was like me introing
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: the show today after I had to jog up the stairway.
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: He did not have the full air in the pipes
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  Speaker 1: at the end, though, but it was an exciting goal.
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: And it started with a great team move from all
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: the way back in our end. where they played so
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: calmly against the press out the back. Next thing you know,
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: Schnegg gets it. Schnegg's been amazing at left back. He
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: and Cleary, I think they're upgrades, honestly, over the vets
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: at the fullbacks. But he gets it to Maxie, Maxie
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: to Pep, and Pep to Toklamati. Bone, who owns Atlanta more?
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: Charlotte FC with four straight wins in Atlanta or Bryce Young? Oh, man.
• 1:34
  Speaker 2: It's pretty close, isn't it? Yeah, they both have parts
• 1:36
  Speaker 2: of that building that they own, right?
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: Seriously.
• 1:38
  Speaker 2: That game could have been a lot worse, too. Oh,
• 1:40
  Speaker 2: it definitely could have been. Tokobani finally got one, but
• 1:43
  Speaker 2: he was close a few times before that where that
• 1:45
  Speaker 2: could have been even a lot worse.
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  Speaker 3: Than it was.
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  Speaker 1: It definitely could have been, and they didn't allow any
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  Speaker 1: legit chances.
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  Speaker 2: That's the worst Atlanta performance I've seen since the last
• 1:53
  Speaker 2: time I saw Tua play for them. Ha ha ha!
• 1:56
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, Atlanta, get ready, baby.
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: Week two, you about ready to lose another football game
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: in your own stadium to a Charlotte team.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, all right, let's do it, baby. Let's get to
• 2:06
  Speaker 1: weekend's conclusions. Let's get to it, Bone. What did you
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: conclude this weekend, sir? Mac, we have a championship squad
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: in the Queen City. Congrats to the Charlotte Crown.
• 2:20
  Speaker 2: There you go. Who won the inaugural Upshot League Championship,
• 2:24
  Speaker 2: New Women's Basketball League, by beating the Jacksonville Waves in
• 2:28
  Speaker 2: the title game over the weekend. How about that? They
• 2:31
  Speaker 2: hung on late. 81-76, I believe, was the final. Yes,
• 2:35
  Speaker 2: it was. Deja Kelly, the former UNC player, was the
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  Speaker 2: MVP of the– of the championship.
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: Please tell me her nickname is Vu. Deja Vu, Kelly?
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: I don't have that information. That'd be a good nickname,
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: calling her Vu.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway.
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: Now they call her something else. Now, calm yourself down
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  Speaker 1: over there, Fetty. She's representing the city of Charlotte and
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: she won a championship. Calm yourself down, my friend. But anyway, Bone,
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: I have joined you with sorry dad jokes here this
• 3:05
  Speaker 1: Monday morning.
• 3:06
  Speaker 2: I have joined you. Remember when Joe Obvious Mac had
• 3:08
  Speaker 2: a problem with the way Charlatans are with the The
• 3:12
  Speaker 2: Carolina Hurricanes. I don't want the OG podcast celebrating this
• 3:16
  Speaker 2: upshot championship. No, this is ours, y'all. This is ours.
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  Speaker 2: Stay away.
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Bone Man.
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: I've got to shout out the Memphis squad, Bone, that
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  Speaker 1: went to UNLV late Saturday night.
• 3:34
  Speaker 2: An amazing game.
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  Speaker 1: And, yes, I recorded it and watched it the next morning,
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: the second half, because I wasn't staying up for the
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: second half.
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  Speaker 2: But Memphis bone with a brand new coach.
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: Um, our guy Huff bone has been at Marshall Southern
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: Miss and Memphis now the last three years, but my God,
• 3:50
  Speaker 1: he had Memphis ready to play.
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  Speaker 2: He might not be there for all UNLV.
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  Speaker 1: It's true. UNLV bone was getting playoff hype as the
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  Speaker 1: group of six representative Dan Mullen squad and Memphis that
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: D line was hunting in the damn second half. I
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: think it was like 11 tackles for loss and six sacks.
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  Speaker 1: They were eating. And now all of a sudden, Bone,
• 4:10
  Speaker 1: everybody's throwing UNLV out and is wondering, could Memphis be
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  Speaker 1: a group of five playoff contender? That was a hell
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  Speaker 1: of a game.
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  Speaker 2: He had a great celebration afterwards, too. He was on
• 4:19
  Speaker 2: the ground. He got knocked down. He went up to
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  Speaker 2: chest bump a player. The player knocked him on his keister.
• 4:24
  Speaker 2: I love it. That was fun. Also, Phinney Mack, not
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  Speaker 2: a football guy, didn't watch it live. I'm just saying,
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  Speaker 2: Mack disappointed me on that one.
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  Speaker 1: There is no way, Bone, you were up at what
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  Speaker 1: time that end?
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  Speaker 2: Like 2 in the morning? No, I wasn't.
• 4:38
  Speaker 3: It was pretty late because, yeah, I fell asleep at halftime.
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  Speaker 1: That's when I went to sleep, but I knew I
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  Speaker 1: was watching the second half.
• 4:43
  Speaker 2: I knew the final score during a pee-pee break, but
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  Speaker 2: I didn't watch it live.
• 4:47
  Speaker 3: Dude, Brando was cranked. He had a couple of rants.
• 4:50
  Speaker 2: He was fired up.
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  Speaker 3: He was in mid-season four.
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: It was good to hear Brando rant about something other
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: than politics on the Kyle Bailey show, you know?
• 4:59
  Speaker 2: All right, what you got, Boney? Mac, it was my
• 5:01
  Speaker 2: first college football Saturday with my new puppy, Murphy. Now,
• 5:04
  Speaker 2: when Mabel was alive, one of the great football-watching partners
• 5:08
  Speaker 2: you could have, she slept all 12 hours both days.
• 5:11
  Speaker 2: There was no issues with her. So how did Murphy
• 5:14
  Speaker 2: Mac handle the first college football Saturday? I'm here to
• 5:17
  Speaker 2: update you that he was absolutely horrible. Ha, ha, ha.
• 5:22
  Speaker 2: I had to yell at him at least 30 to
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  Speaker 2: 35 times during the games. At one point, he came
• 5:27
  Speaker 2: out during the NC State game with a credit card
• 5:29
  Speaker 2: in his mouth. He somehow got my wallet, and there
• 5:32
  Speaker 2: was a credit card. He wasn't chewing it, but he
• 5:34
  Speaker 2: had it in his mouth like he wanted to order
• 5:35
  Speaker 2: some food or something. That's a little scary. Yeah, so he...
• 5:39
  Speaker 2: You know, he's a freshman, and there's some growing pains there.
• 5:42
  Speaker 2: It was not a good first Saturday.
• 5:45
  Speaker 1: Unfortunately, I think that's what you're in for, Bone, because
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't know the Bone man's watching.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't know this is important. I gave him a
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  Speaker 2: speech before the games. I said, man, this is football.
• 5:53
  Speaker 2: You've got to walk in, man. And he looked at
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  Speaker 2: me and said, all right.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
• 5:58
  Speaker 1: And then he just completely... Here's what I think you
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: need to do. You need to tire him out so severely.
• 6:02
  Speaker 1: I say the entire time game day is on on
• 6:04
  Speaker 1: Saturday mornings, you walk him. Now, the problem is this
• 6:06
  Speaker 1: may kill you as well. But, like, if you literally
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: walk that dog in the heat for three hours, I
• 6:12
  Speaker 1: think you might at least get to the 7 o'clock game, Bo,
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: before he comes to. But that'd take Chelsea Bowen away
• 6:18
  Speaker 1: from the TV. Yeah, you got to watch it on
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: your phone. You got to watch it on your phone there. See,
• 6:22
  Speaker 1: like Chelsea Bowen yesterday, he.
• 6:25
  Speaker 2: He kind of sleeps in that because his normal routine
• 6:27
  Speaker 2: would be he sleeps when I'm at work. So in
• 6:29
  Speaker 2: the morning, he does get his rest in. So during
• 6:32
  Speaker 2: the Premier League, he does catch up on his sleep.
• 6:34
  Speaker 2: He behaves himself. But when we get to that 12, 1, 2,
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  Speaker 2: 3 o'clock range, yeah, good luck on that one. Chelsea,
• 6:41
  Speaker 2: by the way, is like a Big 12 football school. Seriously.
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  Speaker 2: What is it?
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  Speaker 1: Like a combined 12 goals in their first two games.
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  Speaker 1: They can't be stopped. They can't stop a soul. All right, anyway.
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  Speaker 2: But it's fun. I need to wrap this up.
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  Speaker 1: I guess Finney said he wants to do a conclusion
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  Speaker 1: about a listener.
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  Speaker 2: So we got to hear this. This isn't about Anne Hathaway,
• 7:00
  Speaker 2: is it?
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  Speaker 1: I just simply want to say, Bone, that I have
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  Speaker 1: no idea what these youths are into nowadays. I do
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  Speaker 1: not understand what kind of movies these young kids, Bone,
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  Speaker 1: find entertaining. There's a movie called Buddy that I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if you're familiar with, Bone.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not.
• 7:19
  Speaker 1: Little Mac Jr. was telling me, I'm going to see
• 7:21
  Speaker 1: this movie. It's a horror movie.
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  Speaker 2: It's a buddy.
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  Speaker 1: My daughter then asked me, can you take me to it?
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: Because she's not 17 like her brother is. So she
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  Speaker 1: needs an adult to take her to the movie. She
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: and I have watched a bunch of horror movies together
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  Speaker 1: because mom is afraid of horror movies.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm her go-to.
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't like me being around much, but I'm her
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  Speaker 1: go-to for horror movies. We go and see this movie, buddy.
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: What a demented, hilarious, silly horror movie this is. Bone,
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  Speaker 1: it is about a giant... fluffy unicorn that hosts a
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  Speaker 1: kid's show, and he just starts killing the kids. What?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: I was dying laughing the whole time. It's such an
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: absurd concept. And Caitlin is like, why.
• 8:05
  Speaker 3: Are you laughing?
• 8:06
  Speaker 2: Everybody can hear you laughing. I'm like, this stuff is funny.
• 8:09
  Speaker 2: I can't take this stuff seriously. So it's got Patton Oswalt,
• 8:12
  Speaker 2: Topher Grace, Kenan Michael Keaton.
• 8:14
  Speaker 1: Kenan Michael Keaton does the buddy, the murderous unicorn voice. Oh,
• 8:20
  Speaker 1: my God. I was somewhat amused, but why the heck
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  Speaker 1: are kids into that weird crap?
• 8:25
  Speaker 2: Not based on a true story, right? No. I saw
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: the end of Oak Street last week about the dinosaurs.
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  Speaker 2: Tremendous movie.
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  Speaker 1: Slightly different. Slightly different than this insanity I saw.
• 8:35
  Speaker 2: This might be scarier. Finny, you got an update for
• 8:37
  Speaker 2: us here? What's going on there?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got a message from a concerned listener, Panther Steve.
• 8:41
  Speaker 3: Formerly known... or currently now known as Panther Weenie.
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: Steven Whitaker for the general public, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, he messaged me wanting to know how my trip
• 8:51
  Speaker 3: to Cherokee was.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 8:52
  Speaker 3: And then he.
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  Speaker 4: Followed up by asking me, I hope you have voiced
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  Speaker 4: my displeasure to Mack and Bowen about calling me Panther Weenie.
• 9:00
  Speaker 4: If they want to fight me, I'll show them that
• 9:03
  Speaker 4: I'm far from being a weenie. I said to him,
• 9:05
  Speaker 4: I will pass the message along. He replied, and if
• 9:08
  Speaker 4: they want to have a tag team match, my brother
• 9:11
  Speaker 4: will join me.
• 9:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh. Look at this dude. Brother weenie. This
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: dude taking things seriously. This man is around 58 years old,
• 9:20
  Speaker 2: and he wants to fight people because he's been called weenie.
• 9:24
  Speaker 3: He and I survived at the seventh grade lunch table.
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  Speaker 1: Panther Steve, we'll give you some free tickets, which is
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: what you really want out of life, and we'll call
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: you Weenie.
• 9:31
  Speaker 2: How about that? How about we call it a deal?
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: Free tickets, we call you Weenie for life. Do you
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: think telling Finny that you don't like being called Weenie
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: is going to make us not call you Weenie? Yeah,
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: we're like children. You tell us not to do something,
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: we're going to do it even more. I think y'all
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: can take them, though. We'll treat them like Buddy treats
• 9:47
  Speaker 2: the children.
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: Don't make me get my Buddy the Unicorn mascot outfit on.