Latest / After-Hours with Faction! Motorsports / #71 - Halloween 2023
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- 0:00What's going on guys? Back with another episode of
- 0:03After Hours Podcast with Faction Motorsports.
- 0:05On today's interesting unique episode, we are just hanging
- 0:10around and talking about spooky things.
- 0:14It's the Halloween episode. We are also trying to put this
- 0:20on Spotify video as we speak, so hopefully that all works out.
- 0:24If it didn't, then obviously we fucked up.
- 0:27So yeah, hopefully you guys can see this.
- 0:30If you can't, check it out on YouTube.
- 0:33There's definitely a big video portion of this podcast.
- 0:35We Yeah, maybe I'll just let you listen to it and you can figure
- 0:39it out by yourself. Enjoy.
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- 3:23Is this on? I believe we're on.
- 3:26Hello. Happy Monday, everybody.
- 3:30Happy Monday. Well, our plan is to release
- 3:33this on Halloween, but happy Halloween everybody, and welcome
- 3:35to the Faction After Hours podcast.
- 3:41You look really good, Carl. You.
- 3:44Look terrifying? Why?
- 3:46Because it looks pretty fucking accurate.
- 3:47Like Chris is on his phone already.
- 3:49Guys what? The fuck.
- 3:51No, I was looking at the chat. Sorry, we need a chat monitor
- 3:54today but my computer froze so. Frankie had this miraculous idea
- 4:00for us to You see that word, Miraculous.
- 4:02Sorry if I use that. Yeah, no, no, it's fine as long
- 4:06as you use it in good faith. Dude, shut the fuck.
- 4:09Up Wait. But we had this idea to get
- 4:14dressed up for Halloween. So, yeah, Happy Halloween.
- 4:18I don't remember the last time I got dressed.
- 4:19I don't either. You actually like this
- 4:22Halloween. I like Halloween, but I don't
- 4:23ever get dressed up. Why do you Why is this?
- 4:27To me, Halloween is just another, like, gimmick holiday.
- 4:31You know, don't. You go out, that's this is a
- 4:33national. Look.
- 4:34I went. Out been around for and I had to
- 4:35centuries. My buddy, I had to call him up
- 4:38and now I was like, yo, I need you to carry me around.
- 4:41Can you get up and show everyone what you?
- 4:43Be careful now. Careful.
- 4:45Now. Yeah, yeah, back up.
- 4:48A lot of candles around the room.
- 4:50Hold on, give it a second, you. Know.
- 4:52Let it, let it air up. Let it air up.
- 4:54Is it? Can you see?
- 4:55Is it nuts that this is just something that I got that you
- 4:59could just overnight that? Quickly.
- 5:02It's a really nice costume. Yeah, fucking watch your back
- 5:05now. Hey, watch that back.
- 5:07There's candles back. There, Sure, that's 'cause it's
- 5:08cool that you can sit down with it and it doesn't look that bad.
- 5:11It's freaking. It really is like.
- 5:14A It keeps me cool. It keeps me cool.
- 5:17I swear to God. What Knocking when you when you
- 5:21put that on before I was dying. Because I met, Chris came in
- 5:24with a wig. I told Chris to those of you who
- 5:26aren't tuned into our video portion, but this one I feel
- 5:28like is a video heavy, we're going to, we're going to try to
- 5:31put it on Spotify tomorrow, so we'll see.
- 5:33That's pretty cool. I mean, if you, if we get it, we
- 5:35get it. But I am dressed up as, you
- 5:38know, a little guy an alien carrying.
- 5:42A. Person.
- 5:44Yeah, the terrible part is I'm pretty sure the alien is
- 5:46supposed to be a lot higher from the ground, and since I'm not
- 5:49that tall, the the feet are literally almost touching the
- 5:53ground when I'm walking. So it doesn't even like look
- 5:56that off, like this is what my body looks like Regular Chris,
- 5:59where'd you get this disco outfit from?
- 6:00Some of the shirt is from my dad.
- 6:02No way. That's like his actual shirt,
- 6:04yeah. Your dad.
- 6:05Probably just slayed them. No, they went, they went to a a
- 6:08a 80s night, OK? It's like a bunch of line
- 6:11dancing. So I was like, oh, I'm gonna use
- 6:13that. Then I bought a wig on Amazon
- 6:16for $17.00 and then it came with these sunglasses I to be
- 6:19honestly, I can't see shit out of.
- 6:21Me. I told him to keep wearing it.
- 6:23It's black. Stay committed.
- 6:25Well, I mean, I think everyone, everyone you know, did what I
- 6:29asked. And yeah, Yep, that's all you
- 6:32can do. Now in the name of the Father,
- 6:34the Son, the Holy Spirit, let us pray.
- 6:38Pope Francis. All right, guys, so this is a
- 6:40Halloween episode, so I was hoping we could like, you know,
- 6:44maybe tell some stories, You know any any kind of spooky
- 6:47things that have happened before.
- 6:49I know Carl's got some stuff. I don't really.
- 6:51I always say it immediately when I get here.
- 6:53That's what I was saying. I was like, I I haven't had
- 6:55anything spooky. I mean, you had that one alien
- 6:58encounter, but like, when it came over your house, But that
- 7:02wasn't really that crazy. No, you just think you had a UFO
- 7:05fly over your house. Yeah, by then I and I ran
- 7:07outside too to check it out. Yeah, I didn't even.
- 7:10I didn't even try to. Try to.
- 7:13I mean, I think Malcolm had some stories.
- 7:16Yeah, I thought we have. We shared.
- 7:17We probably have talked about that one on here before, but.
- 7:20I had AI had an, I guess a scary dream for the first time last
- 7:23night in like years. OK.
- 7:26Well, we can start with that. Yeah, I I, I don't really
- 7:30remember what it was, but all I can remember is there was just a
- 7:34like a like, you know, the classic white.
- 7:38Cloaked girl with the dark black hair standing in a dark doorway
- 7:42every time I entered this room. And I was just like, there she
- 7:45goes again. Then she was kind of friendly
- 7:47for some reason. OK, you.
- 7:49Left her out some food, didn't you?
- 7:50That's what you're not supposed to do.
- 7:54I don't know. Can you give you give into it?
- 7:56Here's what I do. I don't.
- 7:58I feel like as I grow older, I try not to give into that and
- 8:02then just be like, you know what That was nothing.
- 8:05That was nothing. And then run my fucking ass to
- 8:08my room and be like, still. Believe I'll wake up tomorrow.
- 8:11It'll refresh. Reboot.
- 8:13Forget about everything So you still believe in demons and
- 8:15aliens? No, it's just like this weird
- 8:17underlying fear that exists and I have no idea why.
- 8:21There's no childhood trauma. There wasn't any, actually.
- 8:24Maybe there was a childhood trauma.
- 8:25I don't know. I couldn't remember it.
- 8:27Remember that night we were at Applebee's and everyone was
- 8:29talking about? Yeah.
- 8:31Scary shit. Yeah.
- 8:33What was Carl talking about? What scary shit.
- 8:36No, we all had our own, like, scary stories that we
- 8:39experienced. Yeah, you.
- 8:42I've had some weird shit happen to me, don't get me wrong, but
- 8:46I've said it all on this pod before.
- 8:47I'm telling you, you were talking about some crazy
- 8:50Filipino shit. Filipino shit, yeah.
- 8:55Like the one that hides in the trees, dude.
- 8:57OK, here's the thing about Yeah, that shit's scary.
- 9:00Yeah, here's the shit about old school Filipino culture.
- 9:03They. Are extremely, extremely
- 9:06superstitious and extremely heavy on like that old.
- 9:11Like those stories get passed down from generation to
- 9:14generation of like this shit that'd be hiding, for example,
- 9:17like Bigfoot, this shit that'd be hiding in the fucking trees
- 9:20and stuff. I don't know what the name.
- 9:22Is there's no Internet in some places in the Philippines?
- 9:25No, not now. Everybody in the Philippines or
- 9:28something has an iPhone or a bootleg iPhone or something.
- 9:30OK, but explain to these people what the monster is.
- 9:34A monster or whatever it was you were telling me there was some
- 9:36kind of creature or some kind of something that people fear.
- 9:39It's just supposed to be that's that was crazy to to introduce I
- 9:45I didn't. I do appreciate the music but I
- 9:49don't know the the monster was like a little weird Malcolm.
- 9:53He lowered a little bit. Yeah, yeah, the monster was a
- 9:56little weird. Just cuz like, I feel like it's
- 9:59always a shadowy creature. And it was.
- 10:01They would linger in these trees and would attack you in the
- 10:04night and it would always like I forget what the fuck, you feel
- 10:08uncomfortable right now telling this with the door open behind
- 10:09you. No, not really.
- 10:10I got my boy back here all. Right.
- 10:12He got your back. Look at Chris.
- 10:13You know about the monster he's talking about.
- 10:15No, but I know there's like, there's like rituals you could
- 10:18do. Not really rituals.
- 10:19You just If you're walking through the woods, you gotta
- 10:21spit. Wait, wait, wait.
- 10:22What? What is Mount?
- 10:24What? Yeah.
- 10:25What do you think of it, Malcolm?
- 10:27I only know a couple of them, like the white lady.
- 10:32The dress white lady like you. Wait, do you want to wait?
- 10:35You didn't show your costume yet?
- 10:36Why don't you show your costume real?
- 10:38Quick oh, I don't think it's that crazy, but.
- 10:50But. Anyway, so I just, I know a few
- 10:55of the superstitions and monsters over there.
- 10:58OK, yeah. Thank you, sister.
- 11:01All right. You're you're welcome, Father.
- 11:05That's crazy. My neck piece popped off.
- 11:08I flexed my necks too hard, laughing.
- 11:10Oh no, don't flex those muscles so much, sister.
- 11:13That's. Crazy you guys are.
- 11:15Fucking taking this to a different level.
- 11:17What the hell is that? So that's the best.
- 11:20That's the best you got for me on the Filipino fucking Ghost.
- 11:22I feel like there it's not really.
- 11:25I wanna know why you, you personally are a fan of this
- 11:29holiday so much. This holiday?
- 11:31Yeah, this is the best. I mean, look at this shit.
- 11:33You love this shit? A few.
- 11:34Years that we've. Been friends.
- 11:35I feel like this is your shit. It's not like Christmas or
- 11:38anything, because it's it's creepy, you know?
- 11:41It's creepy. It's creepy.
- 11:43And you know, you never know what's gonna happen.
- 11:44You really get in the spirit of it.
- 11:46I'm not gonna. Lie Frankie likes horror movies.
- 11:48I love horror movies too. You look like one right now.
- 11:50That's. Terrifying.
- 11:52I take that as a compliment. Thank you.
- 11:54Thank you, Father. Dude, I'm gonna have nightmares
- 11:57about that shit. What?
- 11:58How Malcolm looks. Yes, yes.
- 12:01Oh my. We need to go get dinner after
- 12:06this. That's terrifying.
- 12:07If I walk in there like this, they're calling the cops.
- 12:11Yes, they are. The original idea was Malcolm
- 12:14was going to be Michael Jackson. I was insisting to order food.
- 12:16It would have been accurate, though.
- 12:17White. Michael Jackson.
- 12:20You're ignorant. You're ignorant.
- 12:21I was insisting to get food delivered because I refused to
- 12:26go out. With Malcolm looking like that.
- 12:27We're going to Olive Garden, Carl.
- 12:29Yeah, we're going to Olive. All right.
- 12:30And I might be all right with it.
- 12:33Chris, you got any weird spooky things that have happened to you
- 12:36throughout your life? I had one.
- 12:37OK, let's hear it. What?
- 12:38What? What?
- 12:40I was 14 or 15 years old, skateboarding in my driveway.
- 12:46Tony Hawk. Out of nowhere, all the dogs in
- 12:50the neighborhood were barking. No.
- 12:52All the dogs. All of them.
- 12:54That's some alien shit. And I was like, what the fuck?
- 12:56But no, it was in the middle of the day and then an hour later
- 13:00found out my next door neighbor died.
- 13:02What? So my mom was like, oh, they're
- 13:05probably barking because he died.
- 13:07I'm like what? He left the spirit or some shit.
- 13:09Maybe. All the dogs are barking and
- 13:12then the ambulance pulled up an hour later and then find out my
- 13:15next door neighbor died. What the hell?
- 13:18The scary as far? Yep, you think it's connected?
- 13:21100%. Come on now, how many dogs are
- 13:24barking? At least 12 I.
- 13:26Just got white paint all over my mouse pad.
- 13:29Well, if you weren't doing Whiteface.
- 13:32That is crazy. I just want it on record that I
- 13:37was against the idea fully. It looks great.
- 13:42I look amazing. You look like.
- 13:44Is amazing, Wendy. I had to make you a first bag.
- 13:47You look like Wendy from Wendy's after a night out.
- 13:52You look at my ex-girlfriend. That's.
- 13:54Great. That's insane.
- 14:00What about seeing a suicide scene?
- 14:02No. OK, no, that's crazy.
- 14:04No, no. I told you this story.
- 14:05I remember that. We're walking on that line of
- 14:07weird to have on the podcast You ever seen a dead body?
- 14:11Still. Traumatized.
- 14:13And that was, that was a long ago.
- 14:14That was three years ago. I was on my way to work.
- 14:20The train was stuck, so I couldn't pass where I'd normally
- 14:22go. So I found a detour and then I'm
- 14:26coming up to the railroad tracks.
- 14:27It's clear, I see the edge of the train and then to the left I
- 14:32saw like 6 or 8 cops standing in the circle and they look
- 14:37concerned. I was like, all right,
- 14:39concerned. As I start driving over the
- 14:40tracks, I look to my left and I see people a little bit further
- 14:44down the tracks and I'm like, what's going on?
- 14:47And then I saw a torso. And I was like, maybe the train
- 14:51hit a deer or something. And then I look a little bit
- 14:53further down and I saw a pair of legs, white washed jeans and
- 14:58white shoes. That's shit's out of style.
- 15:01So then I found out, yeah. And then I found out the next
- 15:04day there's an article that a kid committed suicide.
- 15:09Shucks. Well, hey, Lucy.
- 15:12Wasn't a deer let? Me.
- 15:13Turn this music down. What do you mean Elisa?
- 15:15Wasn't a deer. That's crazy.
- 15:18What I was going to say was, I mean, I guess you found out why
- 15:20there was traffic. Yeah.
- 15:22Yeah, well, why? Well, why the train was stuck.
- 15:25Hey man, it's just kind of annoying like you're.
- 15:29Going to you're a piece of garbage.
- 15:30If you're going to kill yourself, like, at least don't
- 15:33inconvenience everyone's day the next day like.
- 15:35You're a piece of garbage sometimes.
- 15:36I swear to God. Carl, if you were going to take
- 15:38your own life, how would you do it?
- 15:40I would. I've said it before.
- 15:41I feel like I would do it in a crazy.
- 15:44I would do it in a crazy fucking way.
- 15:46Why not go out with a bang, you know?
- 15:47All right, let's hear it. Like climb the highest shit and
- 15:51just had the illest skydive. So you're going to skydive off a
- 15:55building that? 'D be sick, I think.
- 15:57Now what if you had a child on your way down?
- 15:59Tough shit. OK, fair enough.
- 16:01Wow, Malcolm, how would you? Me.
- 16:03Yeah, I'm taking a gun straight to the mouth.
- 16:06What happens if you, if it doesn't go the way you thought
- 16:08it was going to go, and then you end up a little, you know?
- 16:11Fuck no job. Yep.
- 16:15That's terrifying, bro. Yeah, dude, we never thought
- 16:17about that, Did you? No.
- 16:19What about you? I'll tell you what I'm not going
- 16:21to do. Hang myself and that.
- 16:24Shit is wild, dude. That's kind of quick though.
- 16:28No, it's not. Yeah, yeah, it is.
- 16:29Unless you snap your neck, dude. You could fuck up so many
- 16:31different ways doing that. Dude, if you if you do it from
- 16:34the right height, you're snapping your neck.
- 16:35Yeah? And if you don't, you're choking
- 16:37to death if you're lucky. Commit me.
- 16:41I don't know. Thought about it, I'd probably.
- 16:44That's insane. What?
- 16:46I'm telling you, maybe we should change the topic.
- 16:47You fucking. It's Halloween, bro.
- 16:49I don't give a. Fuck, there's I feel like.
- 16:52So here's what I would do. I'd climb to the top of a
- 16:56mountain somewhere, a Cliff with a gun.
- 17:00Oh, shoot myself in the head, but make sure I was going to
- 17:03fall off the buildings. Just like a double tap.
- 17:05Exactly. That's a self double.
- 17:07Tap to a body of water or something.
- 17:09Or just not a land, Oh. Yeah, hard, hard entry.
- 17:12I'm doing that at a hard. Entry is crazy.
- 17:14I'm doing it at a fucking what is that?
- 17:17It's almost that full send reverse entry off Pike speed.
- 17:22See, that's That's going off with a bang.
- 17:23All right. Chris, how would you do it?
- 17:26I don't know. Well, that's good that you never
- 17:29thought about it. I don't know what's that that
- 17:32medieval contraption with the big ass?
- 17:34A guillotine. Guillotine, guillotine.
- 17:35I had to make one of those for class ones really.
- 17:39Like for a class project. Did you bring it home?
- 17:41No, it was not meant to cut anything.
- 17:43It was just like a scale model. Oh, so no one put their pet in
- 17:45it or anything? A hot dog.
- 17:47I feel like. I feel like the common thing was
- 17:48to like cut like a fruit with. It yeah or, you know, rink.
- 17:53What? Like a hot dog?
- 17:54I remember someone had a like. No way.
- 17:57You're using the fucking guillotine to cut a shaboing
- 17:59boing. We're not gonna Boing Boing.
- 18:02No way I remember my parents would bring me around on
- 18:04Halloween to like, these crazy houses.
- 18:06That people. Decorate and you would go.
- 18:08There was this treating. There was this one I'll never
- 18:10forget. They touched you.
- 18:12The whole fucking place was like decorated.
- 18:13And then there's just a full size guillotine in the fucking
- 18:16front yard. That's insane.
- 18:17And it would just come down every like 1520.
- 18:19Minutes. It was real.
- 18:21It it was probably like real ish.
- 18:22The fucking neighborhood watch. I better say some shit about it.
- 18:25I'm so mad I can't find that guy's house.
- 18:27Like, I don't want to see that shit again.
- 18:28But here OK. Acts like has good houses
- 18:31though. Here's here's the thing that I
- 18:33here's the thing that I feel like that sucks.
- 18:34Like I've I've never been to a trunk or treat.
- 18:38Right. Good.
- 18:39I feel like that's what it The thing is now and I've Nah, they
- 18:42still do them I think. Bro.
- 18:44Tate, Bro. Dude, Tate's off the beam.
- 18:47The skeleton just fell. And it's not like we have like a
- 18:49bunch of exposed flame. Not, not like we have some
- 18:52exposed flames in the office or anything like that.
- 18:55Yeah, I got. It.
- 18:57Anyway, I feel like the trunk or treat thing is new and that that
- 19:01trick or treating that's funny. What would you call?
- 19:06That it's a dying. Concept as dying.
- 19:08Yes, I was literally talking about this yesterday with
- 19:09Princess because. Nobody trick or treats anymore.
- 19:11You know how you just said like your parents brought you?
- 19:14We weren't even trick or treating.
- 19:15My parents were just disturbed and they were wanting me to see
- 19:17a guillotine on. Something no, I feel like some
- 19:18people went out of their way to go to these bigger houses
- 19:20because they know that they would get bigger pieces of
- 19:22candy, like full size candy bars or anything like that.
- 19:24That's when you know you got to go to the nice neighborhoods,
- 19:26they got the good shit. I don't.
- 19:29Even fuck with candy. That's the problem.
- 19:30Like even growing up, I only like the gummy shit.
- 19:32Like Twizzlers and fucking I don't fuck with candy as of this
- 19:35year. The pretzels, bro.
- 19:36The little bag of pretzels gas. What you could get that year
- 19:42round, brother, you could get. All the year round ones.
- 19:45Not the UTS, not the trick or treating is sick when you get to
- 19:49one of those houses with a full size Kit Kat bar.
- 19:51See that's. What I'm saying?
- 19:52Dude, there was one house when I was younger.
- 19:54The guy would have a Mountain Dew pitch black cooler on his
- 19:57front porch and it was just filled with Mountain Dew pitch
- 19:59black. You ever go to a house and
- 20:00there's a pack of cigarettes? No.
- 20:03Take. One Lucy, one Lucy per child.
- 20:06No, I think the best memory that I have from trick or treating
- 20:10was when I lived in Jersey City, we lived in like, kind of like a
- 20:13Oval. It was like a it was like an
- 20:15Oval, and it was like a bunch of other ovals that were connected.
- 20:19What the fuck? Was that?
- 20:22I don't know. What was what?
- 20:24I'll go and investigate. The door.
- 20:26Quit capping, bro. It was the door.
- 20:28Hello. What the fuck is this?
- 20:31What the fuck is this? Who is this?
- 20:35Who is that ain't? No way, I don't.
- 20:38Know who is that dude? I can't do.
- 20:42It I know you call, your car is up.
- 20:45What the fuck? What about the mic?
- 20:47Put them on the mic. I came here to raise all the
- 20:51cars up. I'm the donkey devil.
- 20:55Oh no. Oh no.
- 20:56It's the donkey devil. What the fuck?
- 20:59That was creepy. Just take, take a seat.
- 21:01That was terrifying. We got a seat right out there by
- 21:03the lift. What the?
- 21:05Fuck yeah, just grab that and come.
- 21:06In Carl is still shook. Not 'cause I saw it on the
- 21:09fucking screen first. I was like, hello just.
- 21:14Watch out, there's a lot of candles around here.
- 21:17Did you know he was coming? You Duffy, did?
- 21:19I don't know who that is. It's the donkey devil.
- 21:23Oh, OK. Your donkey devil slide slide
- 21:26this. Dude, it was just because of the
- 21:27way that happened. He yo, dude, OK, this that
- 21:29reminds me of this time, you know, donkey devil, listen to
- 21:31this shit. We went off roading and it was
- 21:36like an off roading slash camping trip.
- 21:37This is how I can convince my buddies to come with me.
- 21:40I'm like, yo, yeah, we'll go camping at the same time.
- 21:42Let's go off roading first real quick.
- 21:43All right. So then we went off roading.
- 21:46I'm sleeping in my car. And they implanted this idea
- 21:53that there was this, like, Jersey clown that was hanging
- 21:57around, that was hanging around the Pine Barrens doing some wild
- 22:01nefarious activity. So I'm like, all right,
- 22:02whatever. I brush it off earlier in the
- 22:04day, then I get in my car and I feel the car like moving like
- 22:08this and I'm like, all right, whatever.
- 22:10It's pretty windy. Koi has got blown shocks.
- 22:13So then eventually I made this this screen apparatus for the
- 22:17trunk. So like, it was a screen, so I
- 22:20could have the rear window open but have air come in.
- 22:24And for some reason I had my glasses off and I was.
- 22:27I seen this like figure just sitting there looking at me and
- 22:32I'm like, what the fuck is that? So then I like, go to reach out
- 22:35my hand. This is ballsy on my part.
- 22:38Your alien hands touching the mic might get some feedback.
- 22:44Bro he wants. He's holding the mic hold up for
- 22:46you. He's shy, he's shy, he's shy,
- 22:50he's shy. So then I go to reach my hand at
- 22:52it and then but it halfway through reaching my hand out for
- 22:56it, I turn it into a fist and just full blown punch right
- 23:01through the screen. And it was my buddy Mike or
- 23:05Mark. Oh my.
- 23:06God. Oh my God.
- 23:08You punch him in the face I. Didn't know what I was seeing.
- 23:11I didn't know what I was seeing. So I didn't know how to react.
- 23:13I didn't know what to do, anything.
- 23:14My first instinct. I was like, all right.
- 23:17I think you made the right move. So then I punched him.
- 23:20And then it occurred to me, I'm like, Oh my God, that was real.
- 23:23It didn't. It didn't actually even really
- 23:25hit me that it was my friend at 1st.
- 23:27And I was like, Oh my God, this is just happening to me.
- 23:31Here it is. Here's the lottery that I won
- 23:34getting attacked in the woods by a clown.
- 23:36So then, so then I heard my friend and I was like, Oh my
- 23:39God. And then my other buddy gets out
- 23:41from under the truck and he was like, I was shaking the truck
- 23:43and I'm like, dude, you're dumb. I thought that was the wind.
- 23:46But but the other one with the clown mask fucked me up.
- 23:49Wait, he had the mask. On, yeah.
- 23:51And I punched him in the face. My.
- 23:52God, what an idiot. He deserves that.
- 23:55Dude, I so they. Convinced you there was a Jersey
- 23:57clown. Yeah, that was just doing
- 23:59crimes. Donkey Devil, How was your day
- 24:02today? My day was great.
- 24:06Today I came to cause trouble. All I'm thinking about is how
- 24:12he's keeping it so serious right now after seeing Malcolm fucking
- 24:15Face. Wait.
- 24:19I just want you guys to know that was terrifying.
- 24:22These sunglasses are so dark. Frankie.
- 24:25Frankie, look how dark these sunglasses.
- 24:26Here's the problem. Here's the problem.
- 24:28The shop has this lovely neon sign.
- 24:31God. Dude, it's pitch black.
- 24:33The the shop has these lovely neon signs and with that amount
- 24:38of light that I was seeing through this window and I seen
- 24:40the white mass, the contrast, the slight idea that yeah, maybe
- 24:44somebody might be coming in here.
- 24:46Donkey Devil. Can we reveal yourself?
- 24:49That shit was creepy. It's fucking.
- 24:52Johnny. Oh, it's Johnny.
- 24:55Yo, did you guys know? Him.
- 24:58We slide this way. John, I did it at first.
- 25:00When he talked. I had two ideas.
- 25:02I was like, it's either Johnny or Ethan.
- 25:04Because I mentioned Ethan earlier.
- 25:06Nobody said anything. I think they were just ignoring
- 25:09the fact that I was trying to be like, where's Ethan?
- 25:11And then, But then the other one was Johnny.
- 25:14I was like, could that could that be Johnny?
- 25:16I texted. I didn't know who it was.
- 25:17I texted. Lewis tried to get him to do it.
- 25:19He was like, I'm busy. I'm like, all right?
- 25:20And then I was like, wait, Johnny Probably not doing shit
- 25:23if you didn't. Say any if you didn't say
- 25:25anything. And I just happened to like go
- 25:29like this. Yeah, yeah 'cause you.
- 25:31Didn't hear the door. Shit a brick, I would.
- 25:33Have no one heard? The.
- 25:35Door. He didn't hear the door 'cause
- 25:35they have headphones on, I heard.
- 25:37It. I heard it.
- 25:37Oh, OK, Chris, I. Mean you had.
- 25:39No idea, Chris. Don't count.
- 25:41No one had. Idea.
- 25:41No. I heard the door.
- 25:42But you didn't know that somebody was coming?
- 25:44No, That's terrifying. That's crazy.
- 25:49Hey man, John, you got a you got a ghost stories growing.
- 25:52Up. I feel like you definitely
- 25:53explore some abandoned places. You.
- 25:55Got. I saw a ghost on Saturday night.
- 25:57What? Wait, what?
- 25:59Is it recent wait like? Recent.
- 26:00Current, Current events, Current events.
- 26:03I think it was a ghost. How does it was?
- 26:05How does he sound with the mask OK?
- 26:08It sounds not bad all. Right, Little muffled.
- 26:10That's fine. A little.
- 26:11Muffled. That's fine.
- 26:12So I was at an undisclosed location.
- 26:14I'm sure you all know the undisclosed location.
- 26:16Very dark place. Very, very dark.
- 26:19Yeah, and so for to start off. I saw a shooting star to start
- 26:24the night. Oh shit, Shooting star.
- 26:27It's pretty cool. You know, I made a wish.
- 26:28Whatever. And I wish.
- 26:31I wish Mitsubishi makes the Evo again.
- 26:35So then what happened there? So some some stuff happened.
- 26:38You know, MK4 Supra just weedled its way off a weird Rd. that I
- 26:44was on and I saw it. Whatever, no big deal.
- 26:47And then hanging out for a few hours, looking into the woods.
- 26:52And I just see this white like it almost looked like a blanket,
- 26:56like just. Shut the fuck up.
- 26:57Swear to God. Dude in the woods, bro.
- 26:59In the woods. Right by where you took that
- 27:03picture of my car one time. That that that was a stigmatism,
- 27:06bro. And it just, it just flew, you
- 27:08know? It's weird, Johnny.
- 27:10I've been up in this undisclosed location before and I've seen
- 27:13some shit that was weird too. I couldn't explain it.
- 27:17I remember we were driving. Me and Dan were driving, and it
- 27:20was convert. It was a Miata.
- 27:21And I'm looking up and I keep seeing these like weird things
- 27:25like almost like as if there was a color colorful bug or
- 27:28something that was like out not let not a fucking lightning fly.
- 27:32All right. But it was weird.
- 27:34I could not explain it dude. It was like Purpley, like like
- 27:37oil spill type thing. There's creepy shit out there,
- 27:40man. Yeah, So what happened?
- 27:41You saw this? Dude, I saw it.
- 27:42So everyone I'm with, I told them I'm like go.
- 27:45I don't want to freak anyone out, but I think I just saw a
- 27:47ghost and they're like. Like.
- 27:53Smoke, too many bunts, whatever. And I was like, no, I know it's
- 27:56like Halloween or whatever, but like, I swear to God, I saw a
- 27:58fucking ghost. And and that was it.
- 28:00It just came by real quick. Just like ran by and I was like,
- 28:04I'm good. Could it be a homeless dude?
- 28:06I don't know. And it could have been.
- 28:09Here we go at the undisclosed location, which I think I would,
- 28:12yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- 28:13Yeah, yeah. OK.
- 28:15All right. Yeah.
- 28:16At the undisclosed location. I feel like every time we go on
- 28:21a hike there or I've gone on a hike there.
- 28:24That was easy. It doesn't matter.
- 28:28We could be hiking fucking other side of the planet.
- 28:30All right, you're right. This was in Thailand.
- 28:31OK, All right. Every time we've gone hiking in
- 28:35Thailand, fucking there's always some weird shit.
- 28:40Have you ever hiked there alone? Yes, you have.
- 28:44Yes, take a dude. I.
- 28:45Personally have the body have Christ who wants them.
- 28:46Let me get a piece. That is crazy good.
- 28:51Body of Christ Good Body of Christ thank.
- 28:53You. Anyone else?
- 28:54No that spicy body of Christ. Anyway, any time I've hiked up
- 28:58there, feel like there's always that weird.
- 29:02And tell me if you've experienced something like this,
- 29:04cuz I feel like I'm on like a core memory for you, but there's
- 29:06always like mad footsteps sounds on the leaves where you're like,
- 29:10you know what, That's the sound of a bird.
- 29:13But it's actually not a bird because it sounds like a little
- 29:15heavier than a bird. So then you're like, oh, it
- 29:16might be a deer. And then you look.
- 29:18Around And you were. And then you look around and
- 29:19then there's no deer. And then you're like
- 29:21motherfucker Frankie, Get me back to the car, I swear to God.
- 29:24And then? It's like we were hiking.
- 29:26I had me you. I know I had Snapchat memories
- 29:29of me, you, Dan, and Ethan. We went into the woods, and then
- 29:31you guys brought me through a fucking random cemetery in the
- 29:34middle of the woods that just happened to be in the middle.
- 29:36Of the woods. Oh, that was a good one.
- 29:37Fucked. We should have did the podcast
- 29:39there. Fuck, no thank you.
- 29:41I'm telling you, it's really weird because we're walking
- 29:43through a grave and fucking but. Wasn't it me and you?
- 29:45And we went down to the train, the railroad tracks.
- 29:52Where we thought it was a bear. Yes, yummy and coral.
- 29:54Like, get off the path. Oh my.
- 29:57God, we get off the path and we head down this like Cliff
- 29:59because we're like, oh, we can get it right on the train
- 30:01tracks. This would be sick and we start
- 30:03going and then like. It was pretty treacherous.
- 30:06It wasn't really like a nice way down.
- 30:08It was a steep way down but it was a quicker way down.
- 30:10So, like, I'm at the tracks and you're.
- 30:12I'm. At the hill still.
- 30:15And then you're like, all I hear is hoofs.
- 30:17No, I just hear Carl. Frankie.
- 30:19Frankie. What's that?
- 30:21And we just hear like something going through.
- 30:23Leaves. It was sort of like.
- 30:25Yeah, like a like a lot. Like loud.
- 30:28And I was like, no. Like shit and.
- 30:30You know what under him. And you know what, Frankie?
- 30:32Did. Frankie turned around and ran
- 30:35away. I ran.
- 30:37He. And then I'm and I I sat there
- 30:40on the Cliff perched. So there was like a little like,
- 30:43like, honestly, it was a perfect place for a bear to hide.
- 30:46Like right under where Carl was. And I couldn't really see it.
- 30:49But we just heard this noise and I was like, Nah, fuck that.
- 30:51I'm not getting attacked by a bear today.
- 30:53The point of this car was on his own.
- 30:54Yeah, I literally would have been.
- 30:57Do you do you not bring bear spray?
- 30:59No, I bring half a sandwich if I'm lucky.
- 31:02I bring a knuckle sandwich. Just just a blinky.
- 31:05But the problem is, is that Frankie actually left.
- 31:09That's no cap, no bullshit. Frankie turned around and
- 31:14started to run. And then when we confirmed it
- 31:17was a completely empty cave, which was also wait.
- 31:20Wait. Tell him what it was.
- 31:21Do you remember? I don't.
- 31:23Remember, it was a fucking bird. Yeah, but it when made, I'm
- 31:27telling you it made. It made hoof sounds like.
- 31:30It was like. I remember it sounded insane.
- 31:33It sounded like there was either a human or a bear.
- 31:35It was scary. Anyway, so then Frankie ran, and
- 31:38when I found out there was nothing there, then I had to
- 31:43patronize Frankie for leaving me.
- 31:45I was like, bro, you really would have left me.
- 31:47He was like, I'm not getting attacked and I'm like, wow,
- 31:51it's. Gonna go, the bear's gonna go
- 31:52for the slowest person I. Would have sat there and fought
- 31:55that bear with you if you were in trouble with the bear.
- 31:58Just know that. Johnny, before you got here, we
- 32:01were asking the room some dark questions and the question was,
- 32:05how would you kill yourself given the chance?
- 32:06He said. Pass the mic.
- 32:11I'm eating myself and my car off the biggest Cliff I know, yeah.
- 32:15That's. Yo, that's what Mike said in the
- 32:17in the. Yeah, reverse entry, all I need
- 32:20is Mike, he said. Reverse entry off Pike's Peak.
- 32:22Not a bad way to go. The thing is, you might not die.
- 32:24I don't. Know yes, you will if you're in
- 32:26and if you're in an S13. You're.
- 32:28Definitely going to die. You're definitely going to die.
- 32:30Johnny just finally gets the Pike's Peak and just fucking
- 32:32drives out the last turn. Peace.
- 32:35That Wiz Khalifa song is playing with that Charlie Puth song.
- 32:39Johnny's like hitting that last corner to the top and he's got
- 32:42the illest perfect laugh and just goes.
- 32:47You just hear the fucking evil No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- 32:50No, no, no. Yeah, there is that one video
- 32:51that over. Evil that goes.
- 32:54Flying on didn't, was that? Did that guy survive that?
- 32:56Yeah, the company that built that cage.
- 32:57They're making mad money now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 32:59As they should. As they should.
- 33:00Nice and tested. That's on their promotional
- 33:02video, yeah. It's on their.
- 33:04It's on their website. On their brochure.
- 33:08Isn't that weird, that delving into a product line like that,
- 33:11like your safety, you're kind of in?
- 33:15You're putting other people's safety in your hands.
- 33:17I think about that. That's.
- 33:18Crazy like like people who make arms or like.
- 33:20No. How about this?
- 33:21Or knuckle adapter kits. People that make cars.
- 33:24Yeah. I just trust everything Toyota
- 33:27makes though. No, but like you'll make a car
- 33:28and everything and be like, yeah, it passed all the, IT
- 33:31passed all the flaws, and then it drives and then all of a
- 33:32sudden the airbag just is a grenade.
- 33:34The problem? Is 7 recalls.
- 33:37The the thing that blows my mind is the fact that we sometimes
- 33:40take that into our own hands. As enthusiasts, you're like, you
- 33:43know what, I'm a delete. So and so the other day it
- 33:47occurred to me when I was bragging about my brake lines or
- 33:50something to somebody, I was like, what if one day that work
- 33:53I just did fucking doesn't work? What do you think I think about
- 33:57every time a customer comes here?
- 33:59Isn't that crazy? What do you say?
- 34:01How do you get over that feeling when you're like when?
- 34:04You put a full GK tech angle kit on a car.
- 34:07Google Tech, Yeah. OK.
- 34:09Any St. drives it? And I was just thinking to
- 34:12myself, like damn, if I fuck up, it could be a really bad
- 34:15accident. And this was A and this was a
- 34:16weird scenario where like you couldn't even really test drive
- 34:19the car. You had to get it for the event.
- 34:22And then so I I I was freaking out too because I was like, I
- 34:25mean we drove it around the block, but we didn't really like
- 34:28test drive it and then he drifted it the next day.
- 34:31So that's. Pretty sick.
- 34:32Pretty no fun. Yeah, it was fine.
- 34:34But like, it's scary when you're doing all this, all this work,
- 34:36especially brake work. Oh, wiring.
- 34:39Don't even get me. Sorry about wiring fire if.
- 34:42I put this ground here. Is it going to catch on fire?
- 34:45Look at this fucking room right now.
- 34:47Yeah, you're right. There's 50 candles lit in this.
- 34:49Literally 50. I lit all 50 of them.
- 34:51Frankie wanted to do I feel like you had a vision and you made it
- 34:55happen. And pretty much happy for you.
- 34:57Is there anything that didn't happen?
- 34:59No. Your white face.
- 35:01You originally wanted. Me to be.
- 35:03You originally wanted me to be Thomas Edison.
- 35:05I just didn't want or. Your costume is great.
- 35:07Well, yours. You're going to do something
- 35:08else, remember? I thought this was fitting.
- 35:10I wanted it. He was going to get the most
- 35:12realistic bear. Cost.
- 35:14That was a good idea. And he was going to walk into
- 35:16the shop on all fours and I said.
- 35:19Now. Because Frankie might grabbed
- 35:20the blinky and. Johnny did that and came in.
- 35:23That would be fucking scary. Johnny would have been.
- 35:25Dressed up as a wombat. I thought he texted me.
- 35:29He's like, I got a costume. I'm like, okay.
- 35:31I didn't know what I thought he was going to show up as a
- 35:33wombat. I feel like I just saw this one
- 35:35rowdy video of somebody dressed up as a bear online crawling on
- 35:39the floor of like, inappropriate places for a bear to be crawling
- 35:42on the floor, like in the middle of a target.
- 35:45Have you guys been to a spirit Halloween lately?
- 35:47No, no Amazon.com. Maybe last year, but they're.
- 35:50Pretty fun, really. I was in there for like an hour.
- 35:53You're probably just people watching you fucking it.
- 35:54Was fun, man. I mean, other than the fact that
- 35:56I had to take a piss really bad. The costumes are crazy still, so
- 36:01that's good. There's literally just penises
- 36:03on the on the wall, so. Is that really?
- 36:05Yeah, it's like your costume, but a big Dick.
- 36:07I don't know if I would have survived.
- 36:08Dude, so at Spencer's. Like, yeah, kind.
- 36:10Of Imagine. Imagine like a college party
- 36:12right now where like everybody's just dressing up as the weirdest
- 36:15shit you've ever seen, cuz no one has any money.
- 36:17That, well, that was my situation.
- 36:19I was like, I'm not spending a lot of money on this shit, so.
- 36:21Speaking about that, I have a question, when did lingerie
- 36:23become a costume? A long time ago.
- 36:26I don't know. Don't argue with it next to the
- 36:27next question. Jet Davis has a good topic.
- 36:33What is it? What is it?
- 36:35What about near death moments? Jet Davis, you're so fucking
- 36:40good. Yeah, word.
- 36:41Coolest name on planet Earth I'll tell you is.
- 36:43That the Jet Davis. Wait, is this the same Jet
- 36:46Davis? We've heard about Dude, No.
- 36:47So then, who's watching the city?
- 36:50He's Batman. Who the fuck is watching the
- 36:52city jet get back to work? It can't be lead to Jet Davis.
- 36:56He's spelled different. That's cat.
- 36:59Anyone got some near death moments?
- 37:01Near death moments for me. Yeah, with Frankie on the way to
- 37:05Special Stage East. What's that one?
- 37:08Dude, we almost hit a mountain. That was a near death
- 37:11experience. Go.
- 37:11Go, go, Yeah. Near near injury experience for.
- 37:14Sure. I'm just in the backseat like.
- 37:15Let me explain. He's not hitting the brakes.
- 37:17So, so, me, Frankie, Malcolm and Princess, we're on the way to
- 37:21Special Stage East West Virginia.
- 37:24This was, what, 2022, right? Two years ago?
- 37:26A year ago last. Year stuff like that.
- 37:28First off, we're driving in the middle of the night.
- 37:32It's like 5 feet. Like what is it called?
- 37:37Like your your, your vision. 2020 No.
- 37:41No, no, you know what I'm talking about.
- 37:42Like your the the amount you could see is like 5.
- 37:45Feet that perception. Oh, yeah.
- 37:47Yeah. I.
- 37:47Know that's the field. That's how much it was raining
- 37:49you can only see. Like the field of vision?
- 37:51Sure. FOV.
- 37:52So we're going like 80 mph on the Turnpike and this guy's
- 37:56cutting it up and then slows down and then he goes, yeah, the
- 38:01crested is back there on the trailer.
- 38:02I was like, what? I did forget.
- 38:05No, but and then he forgot again.
- 38:07And then we were going down and there was a really dark, blind
- 38:10turn. It's right by summit like.
- 38:13Right by it, but you have to cross a bridge or something.
- 38:15Look, man, I drive carefully hard, right?
- 38:17Of a trailer. There's a hard right turn.
- 38:19And there's arrows flashing on the mountain that say yo right
- 38:22turn coming. That's the one I missed.
- 38:24This is what I mean. This is what I mean.
- 38:25I'm an extremely careful driver when I'm towing.
- 38:29So am I until I'm exhausted. That's insane.
- 38:32That's And then I can't even. Especially with passengers.
- 38:35So I'm looking. And I'm probably just really,
- 38:38really tired. And all of a sudden I realized
- 38:40last minute I was like, oh fuck. And I just like, hit the brakes.
- 38:42I'm like, oh God, I hope we can slow down in time, because
- 38:44there's just a fucking Rockwall. Right.
- 38:46Well, we came around the turn and you go, Damn, when did that
- 38:50mountain get there? I was.
- 38:50Like what, Frank? That's what I.
- 38:53Said when did. It get When did it get there?
- 38:55I said, When did that mountain get there?
- 38:58No. It was cool though, man.
- 38:59That was that was cool though, man, we.
- 39:01Didn't die. We didn't die.
- 39:03I remember a near death experience.
- 39:04It's not really fun, but people can probably relate.
- 39:07We are. I don't know.
- 39:08I was young. We're driving on the highway and
- 39:10then like, I think I'm on the, I think I'm on the in the slow
- 39:14lane. I was definitely speeding like
- 39:16an asshole. And I'm going and all of a
- 39:18sudden this truck was raining and shit.
- 39:20And then this truck just starts pulling over the right lane.
- 39:23And I'm already like, I'm in his blind spot or something.
- 39:26So he's pulling over and I'm turning the wheel right, 'cause
- 39:29I I'm like, he's literally pushing me off into the into the
- 39:31woods. And like, I barely just get out
- 39:34of it before he fucking cuts me off.
- 39:36And I was like. Dude, I I felt, I remember
- 39:39feeling like, really, really lucky that night.
- 39:41Damn. But.
- 39:43I don't really have any other like.
- 39:45I don't think I have. Any I've been asked this
- 39:46question. Before, there's a couple of
- 39:47times I feel like, here's the problem.
- 39:49Whenever that kind of situation happens, the first thing that
- 39:53you're trying to do is forget that it happened because you
- 39:57have to get somewhere. Probably in my at least in every
- 40:00situation I can remember. And I can remember a couple now.
- 40:03One of them is like the typical bike story where.
- 40:07At the undisclosed location, there's a part, there's a
- 40:09there's a turn where it's kind of precarious because it's kind
- 40:13of tall and there's no guardrail or anything.
- 40:16They had a bike, Forget what bike it was, it was not a good
- 40:20bike. Maybe it was my first bike and I
- 40:23don't know how to really ride it.
- 40:24And I'm hitting the rear brakes and the front ones.
- 40:27You're supposed to probably press them, ideally the same
- 40:30time, so it's the same amount of pressure.
- 40:33And I guess the front one didn't.
- 40:35I had it as much and it dropped a little bit, but then I put my
- 40:38foot up real quick with what? What dropped like the front tire
- 40:43pushed out because there's gravel on the ground.
- 40:45It's a very it's kind of would you say it's kind of banked.
- 40:49It's not really banked but it drops off and there is gravel on
- 40:53the edge of it and it pushed out but I kicked it up with my leg
- 40:56and then I was back on my way. But that swinging back out a
- 40:59brief moment, I thought. Like, oh.
- 41:01Yeah, because I had a buddy who who fell off that.
- 41:04Yeah, I broke his back. He's still alive, like.
- 41:06A lot of times it's always on a bike, dude, that these are the
- 41:10situations I can remember. Another one is getting like that
- 41:13that like fucking. Crazy Death wobble.
- 41:14What is that called? Death wobble?
- 41:16Death wobble I. Just know dyna wobble.
- 41:18You know, the the George Washington, like lookout.
- 41:20Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
- 41:22Yeah. So you know how you can hop the
- 41:23fence and you can go on like the Cliff part.
- 41:25Yeah. I stepped on the edge and a
- 41:26piece of the rock broke. What exactly?
- 41:31God damn that. Would have been a good way to
- 41:32go. No, that would have been.
- 41:35So painful, dude. Oh my God.
- 41:37I got a story that my mom told me when I was growing up.
- 41:40She she lived in this high rise apartment, same one that I do
- 41:46and the same building at least. And she said she saw someone she
- 41:52was like cleaning or something and she saw someone on, you
- 41:55know, in Hackensack where all those buildings are.
- 41:57She saw someone in another building and the guy kept like,
- 42:00standing on top of a chair and then getting off.
- 42:03For like an hour he's measuring. She's exercising.
- 42:06Yeah, he's. He must be trying to like, set
- 42:08something up over there or something.
- 42:09He's measuring that. And then she said she looked
- 42:13again and he was gone. And he was on the ground.
- 42:16What? So fuck, he just jumped.
- 42:18Killed himself. That's.
- 42:18What I'm saying oh, like out the building.
- 42:21Jumped off the balcony. Oh.
- 42:23Oh, I thought he was measuring the rope.
- 42:25No, I. Thought maybe he was in like the
- 42:26living. Room.
- 42:27He kept getting on the chair because he was going to jump and
- 42:30then getting off and. Dude, why is Donkey Devil Lie?
- 42:36That's some devil shit, dude. And my mom was just probably
- 42:38like, I don't know what the fuck he's doing.
- 42:40A part of my OK, you you've heard me say that I'm scared of
- 42:43heights. I am, but like in a weird way.
- 42:46For like for example, like when we go hiking and we hit like a
- 42:49summit where it's crazy. That's what I hate, but also
- 42:53enjoy at the same time. It's a weird feeling for me, but
- 42:56like when you stand on that edge and like plus a situation plays
- 43:01in your head where like you slip fall, boom, boom, boom, boom,
- 43:05boom, boom, boom, boom all the way to the.
- 43:06Box. I like that beat.
- 43:07And then and then you, it plays in your head, you're like, Oh my
- 43:11God, that's what gives me like a sickening.
- 43:13Feeling Wait, do you think of that when you go on the edge of
- 43:15a Cliff or something? Yeah, like every time.
- 43:18Yeah. Do you ever have a moment where
- 43:21Johnny probably has this shit? And if he doesn't, then he's
- 43:23normal. Where you're driving a car like
- 43:26late at night or something, you go out to drive and then like a
- 43:29turn's coming up and you're like, what if I just don't turn?
- 43:30Yes, yo. Is that a real?
- 43:33That's a real thing. No, no, that's called in an
- 43:35inclusive thought, motherfucker. Yeah, and you don't let those
- 43:38win, bro. Like that's something that you
- 43:40don't so. Johnny, that does happen, yeah.
- 43:42But it's not. Like.
- 43:44Like it'll happen to me, but not like I won't think of it in like
- 43:47a bad way. I'm just like, oh, I wonder if
- 43:49the accident would be like if I just.
- 43:51It didn't turn at. All, yeah, but like, why do we
- 43:53think? I don't know.
- 43:54I just want to see bad things happen.
- 43:56I guess I'm just like, oh, what? You know what it is, 'cause
- 43:59you're in control. So you're just like, you're
- 44:02flying in a corner and you're like, hey, if I don't turn,
- 44:05then, like, this is all under me.
- 44:08And I always think, like, what happens if you just have a brain
- 44:10fart? What happens if your brain just
- 44:11skips? But then you're driving and you
- 44:12don't think for an hour. And then you get home and you're
- 44:14like, Oh yeah, I'm home and it's.
- 44:17Like, Oh yeah, that happens. It's like, what the hell, I was
- 44:19driving this whole time. Yeah, it has happened to me in a
- 44:22long time though. It happens to me a lot because
- 44:25shit when I'm comfortable cuz you know, 2004 tickets are quite
- 44:27limited. It's extremely comfortable.
- 44:30But so we fucking I'll be driving with my roommate and
- 44:35we'll get somewhere and I'll just go damn a dead ass forgot I
- 44:38was driving and then as you. Think that's from smoking weed?
- 44:41As a pastor, I would never smoke weed and drive.
- 44:44You're crazy. You have this.
- 44:45You have this problem, Malcolm. Yeah, I do.
- 44:48But I'll be like, damn, I forgot I was driving just because it's
- 44:50such a. Only only if it's like a very
- 44:52long drive. If I'm tired, it's such a second
- 44:55nature action to some of us that I feel like you're just driving
- 45:00a car, you know? How to I know exactly what
- 45:01you're talking about, but it's weird because I literally
- 45:04haven't felt that in, like, I want to say seven years or
- 45:09longer. It doesn't happen to me a lot,
- 45:11but it's happened to me. It used to be bad before for me,
- 45:14like my body would just go on autopilot.
- 45:17And then I'll get home. And I'm like, when did I get
- 45:19here? Yeah, that's.
- 45:20Out of body Terrifying. That's terrifying.
- 45:22Have you guys? Ever fell asleep at the wheel?
- 45:24Yes, Every five. No, I've legitimately have.
- 45:27Have you ever, like fallen asleep?
- 45:29Yes. Hit something?
- 45:29I've. Almost.
- 45:30If we're talking near death experiences that those are the
- 45:34near death experiences that I guess would be near death and I
- 45:36but I remember this one clear as day because my body like woke
- 45:40up. Yeah, it's the worst when you
- 45:41wake up from the hardest adrenaline hit I've ever had.
- 45:44I'm thinking about it right now and it like, freaks me out.
- 45:46Yeah, because I was driving and I was so exhausted, I guess.
- 45:51And this is on a busy highway. What?
- 45:54I'm just. Joining this I was like why are
- 45:57you like over here leaning this way just.
- 45:59In the forest there, freaking me out.
- 46:00Yeah. I know the story.
- 46:02Do you remember when I called you?
- 46:03Was it you that I called you? Yeah.
- 46:04Yeah. Dude, I'm driving.
- 46:07Hopefully. Well, you know what?
- 46:08I know my dad doesn't listen to this shit.
- 46:09It was my dad's forester at the time, and then I sold it to
- 46:12Josh. But we're driving and it's just
- 46:15me in the car. It's pretty late at night and
- 46:18all I remember is just blank. And then I wake up from the
- 46:24feeling of the wheel rubbing up on the Jersey barrier and it
- 46:28just goes dunk. Up, down.
- 46:30Damn. You just reminded me to.
- 46:32And then and then I'm I'm now I'm like spazzed out.
- 46:35I wake up. Yeah, and then you're just wide
- 46:37awake for literally it does that.
- 46:44I wake up, I the first thing I do is I look at my mirrors.
- 46:46I'm like, did I hit anybody? Is anybody hurt?
- 46:49I hope I didn't hit anybody. I look back, all of traffic is
- 46:52has been stopped for like a good half a mile 'cause they saw you,
- 46:57they saw me probably not off, no way.
- 46:59And I was driving for a little while, just straight.
- 47:02And then when I hit the barrier, I fucking did one of these.
- 47:08Left, right, left, right, Check. Mechanical check.
- 47:10Floored it, got off the exit, got out of the car.
- 47:12Had to, like breathe and like, stretch and like fucking figure
- 47:17out what do I do? Do I call somebody?
- 47:19What did I do? Did I do anything wrong?
- 47:21Technically, I didn't do anything.
- 47:22Wrong, because you were just panicking.
- 47:24But I did do something wrong. I was just trying to make sure I
- 47:26I didn't do anything bad. So then I'm like freaking out
- 47:29trying to figure out what do I do.
- 47:31There wasn't any damage to the car.
- 47:32It was a little bit of curb rash.
- 47:33Dude, I've had this happen a lot, but I that's when I think I
- 47:36called Chris. I'm like, like, is it good?
- 47:38Like, what do I is it good to drive?
- 47:40Maybe. And then I drove it home.
- 47:42Guess what? Dad had not a single idea, bro.
- 47:46So your your tire probably hit it.
- 47:48Right. It was crazy.
- 47:49The car went up though. Yeah, cuz that's what it's
- 47:51designed to do. It rode up it like a wall ride.
- 47:54This guy called me and he asked me that, and I was like, how am
- 47:56I supposed to know you're in the car?
- 47:58Does it feel all right? That's what Chris probably said.
- 48:00And I'm like, yeah, I mean, I drove it.
- 48:02Dude, I remember we were at final bout right?
- 48:04So this was like, I don't know when it was maybe like final
- 48:08bout 4. I wanna say.
- 48:11So we all. Johnny I don't know if you were
- 48:13there. I feel like you probably were.
- 48:15We all, I remember all the front St. guys met up here and there
- 48:18was like a long line of cars down the fucking Rd. when we
- 48:20left found about. Three.
- 48:23Found about three. That was three.
- 48:24OK, All right. So yawns ago.
- 48:26Really. Back when you were back.
- 48:27That's crazy service, I think. No, it wasn't three when.
- 48:31Did you guys come? In 2nd or the 3rd?
- 48:34That was the second one. So it was three.
- 48:36OK, that was. The first time we all went, we
- 48:38were all here. Yeah, yeah.
- 48:39And everyone left together and we just immediately all got
- 48:41lost. Wait till 7.
- 48:43Baby, I think. It was that one at least.
- 48:45But we we get there whatever. I I'm already running on like I
- 48:50don't know, maybe 3 hours of sleep for two days or some crazy
- 48:53shit like and did we We get there and all we want to do is
- 48:58sleep but we can't cuz they're all like we got there at night I
- 49:00remember or like in the afternoon the next day and
- 49:03everyone's like, yo we're going to a car meet and then like
- 49:06we're going St. drifting somewhere.
- 49:07Allegedly. And we're all like, and I
- 49:10Remember Me and Tom. I remember Tom looked at me and
- 49:12he's like, do we have to go? I'm like, yes.
- 49:17And like, I remember just looking at him and and seeing
- 49:19the like, just like the sadness in his eyes, like, oh fuck, how
- 49:23are we gonna, like, how are we gonna do this?
- 49:26And so there we go. I remember it was me and Jesse
- 49:29in my car and we get to a spot. It was fucking awesome.
- 49:34Glad we went. Then we go and we're like, all
- 49:37right, we gotta go to another spot.
- 49:39So we go to the next spot. At this point, dude, I don't
- 49:42even know what's going on. Like, I'm literally like talking
- 49:45about not knowing where you are when you drive.
- 49:47That was the last night that ever happened to me because we
- 49:49would go from one spot to the next spot.
- 49:51I don't know how I got there. I would just be like, like right
- 49:54when we got to the line and we were going to drift, all of a
- 49:56sudden you wake up and you're fine.
- 49:58And then when you're done you're just like back-to-back to that
- 50:00already gives me like I'm not gonna lie, my heart rate
- 50:03elevated right now. Bro.
- 50:04And then you and you don't even know where you are in general.
- 50:06That's the part that scares me. Yeah, like literally, you're
- 50:08just following a bunch of cars. My worst fear is that it affects
- 50:12when it affects other people, 'cause you're not paying
- 50:14attention. Yeah, like you're on autopilot.
- 50:18Yeah, you could fucking be. You can hit that corner 10 times
- 50:22till Sunday. But like, yeah, if there's a
- 50:26different thing that's in there, like somebody spins.
- 50:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, or somebody. Luckily, it wasn't like it
- 50:31wasn't that many people or or some sort of obstacle or
- 50:35something on the road comes up. It was weird because I remember
- 50:38like clearly waking up like it was all the adrenaline.
- 50:44It was just like immediately you were totally fine and you were
- 50:46aware, and then if you slow down for any amount of time, you just
- 50:49started getting tired again. So we we left the spot.
- 50:53And like, you know when you're driving and you're really tired
- 50:55and all of a sudden you just start slowing down for no
- 50:57reason. Yeah, and.
- 50:58Then you're like falling asleep. Yeah, Get back on the gas.
- 51:01That was me. Like, I I remember, I remember
- 51:04falling asleep and then like going through a a toll booth and
- 51:10like coming out the other side and all of a sudden I just see
- 51:12Tom fucking like fly by me in the fast lane.
- 51:17I was like, what the fuck I'm like, yo, was that Tom?
- 51:20And meanwhile, Jesse's falling asleep too.
- 51:22And he's like, yeah, what the fuck is he doing?
- 51:24It was like we were just in a dream world.
- 51:26So then I like try to speed up Jesse.
- 51:28Fucking slipped you something. And then dude, and then so we're
- 51:31in the fast lane, right? Or we're in the middle lane or
- 51:33something. It's.
- 51:33Gotta be like 2:00 AM. Wait, shout out Tom.
- 51:35I know Tom has gotta be I I didn't even know that he listens
- 51:38to these, but. Yeah, no, but Tom flew back out
- 51:41to Tom. So then I'm like, all right, I'm
- 51:44like, fuck you, Tom. Let's let's just speed up a
- 51:45little. Let's get there.
- 51:47Fucking all of a sudden. Fall asleep, Wake up.
- 51:50Fucking going right into the jersey barrier, I'm like, fuck,
- 51:53cut the wheel back. I'm in the fast lane now.
- 51:55I fucking am never riding with you ever again.
- 51:58I'm only happy to be. One time I pull it back and I
- 52:01hit Jesse. I'm like, yo, you got to stay
- 52:03awake, dude. I'm literally falling asleep.
- 52:05Why is the driver hitting the passenger?
- 52:08I'm like, you got to stay awake and make sure I don't fall
- 52:09asleep. The passenger is #1, the driver
- 52:12is #1 liable. So then we keep going and I'm
- 52:15still. So at this point I'm
- 52:17hallucinating now. So now I'm seeing like, people
- 52:19walking across the street, this and that.
- 52:21I'm stopping at green lights, like they're red lights.
- 52:24That happened. Yeah, I remember Jesse going,
- 52:26yo-yo, it's green. Yo, it's green because he's
- 52:29like, asleep. He's like, yo, it's green that's
- 52:31happened to. Me and I'm just like, Oh yeah,
- 52:33my bad. And we just keep going.
- 52:34I see a dog run across the street that wasn't there.
- 52:36And then I remember we get back. Scott just got there and he and
- 52:42he's saying hi to everyone. I just ran fucking SH.
- 52:45Straight up to the hotel room and passed right out in bed.
- 52:47I was like, I don't want to talk about anything.
- 52:49And then I remember I talked to Tom.
- 52:50I was like, yo, what happened last night?
- 52:51You speed by me. He's like, dude, I was falling
- 52:53asleep. I had, it was an emergency
- 52:55situation. I had to go.
- 52:56I had to go to sleep. See, Tom is scared.
- 52:58That's even scarier. Yeah, because then now you got
- 53:01to fuck it. You see the shit we do for you
- 53:03guys at final bout, bro. You know?
- 53:05And you guys can't even come out here and drift one goddamn
- 53:06event. It's not even just for final
- 53:08bout. It's just for the sake of
- 53:09drifting your, I don't know one. I ain't fucking hate riding with
- 53:15you for this very reason. First of all, I only almost fell
- 53:18asleep in the truck while driving.
- 53:21If it's more than one time, I'm gonna kill.
- 53:23You. I think it was once.
- 53:24Seriously. Actually, I wasn't even in the
- 53:26truck. The problem is, is I think that
- 53:28you're too prideful and I am the same way to be like I ain't
- 53:33fucking. Then you drive my truck.
- 53:35No, someone could drive. If I was really gonna fall
- 53:36asleep, someone could drive. But here's the here's the
- 53:38problem. I started to try to get over
- 53:40that and I let Ethan drive during the mid pond trip and I I
- 53:44literally. Still didn't go to sleep.
- 53:45The first thing that I'm doing is like the first inkling, like
- 53:48I felt my body, like shut off, shutting off, like to go to
- 53:51sleep. And the first thing I did was
- 53:53wake fully back up and go Ethan, you good, you go, you go drive.
- 53:57For 1/2 an hour once, but I did that for 45.
- 53:59Minutes and it refreshed. Like, I was driving home and I
- 54:02was like, yeah, they're giving you, bro.
- 54:04I'm so tired. And I looked at the clock and
- 54:06I'm like, damn, it's 115. And I get to a stoplight and
- 54:11then I wake up. There's nobody around me.
- 54:13I look at the time, It's 150. I'm like how whoa, that's.
- 54:17Terribly. Like how did no cops come?
- 54:19Come across. Where Where was.
- 54:21It on Washington Ave. Hey yo, I was one minute away
- 54:24from home. You know what?
- 54:26Now that we're talking about near the experiences, I actually
- 54:28have another one. It's really bad, dude.
- 54:30Look what Jet Davis did, dude. It was.
- 54:33It was the worst, dumbest mistake I've ever made in my
- 54:36entire life. We're in Manhattan.
- 54:38We're driving home from like chicken and rice or something.
- 54:41I literally blow through a red light on a main fucking Ave. no.
- 54:46Completely red. I'm driving.
- 54:48It doesn't even register in my head.
- 54:49I'm going full speed. Oh my.
- 54:51I blow right through it. My passenger's like.
- 54:54Yo, what the fuck? And I'm already like, through
- 54:56it. And I'm like, I'm just committed
- 54:58at this point. So I'm just like, and I'm just
- 55:01staying on the gas, praying. And and we make it through.
- 55:06And I was like, holy fucking shit, dude.
- 55:10Literally could have just been fucking hit at 50 miles an hour.
- 55:12That's crazy. Yeah.
- 55:14I don't know what it is about the city with it.
- 55:15It like it like, what is that thing where like you're getting
- 55:18to a daze or something, especially when you're tired,
- 55:22like 'cause every Rd. Is the same.
- 55:23It's the same highway hypnosis or.
- 55:25Yes, like that. Hypnatic Hwy. but.
- 55:27For some reason it happened to me in the city, and it's
- 55:29happened. No, probably only once.
- 55:31Probably that city Air get into your Dome.
- 55:33Probably that fucking sewage smell.
- 55:36Yeah, the chicken and rice and the sewage.
- 55:39Dude, I've had it. I don't know those.
- 55:42Those are really the the near death experiences come with the
- 55:46automobile, because that's where I find the most risk in my life,
- 55:49I guess. Yeah, and motorcycles, same
- 55:51thing. The motorcycle thing, I feel
- 55:53like it's just, 'cause I owned a lot of sketchy ass bikes, dude.
- 55:56Now when I'm on the motorcycle, I am a alert.
- 56:00Yeah, but other people, I mean I feel and I owned the motorcycles
- 56:03when I was younger. The latest motorcycle I had, you
- 56:05couldn't commit a crime on it if you tried.
- 56:08It was so slow, that shit me and me and Pat raced with his S2000
- 56:13from like a 40 year old and I think that he might have gotten
- 56:15me top end. The RC 390, yeah, oh jeez, it
- 56:19would that that bike. You could drag me with that
- 56:20bike, no problem. But man, that was slow.
- 56:26What are we doing I? Don't know.
- 56:31This is fun though. Any other scary stuff?
- 56:34I mean what? About you mug, you ever fall
- 56:35asleep at the wheel? I did well twice.
- 56:41I I wasn't driving the second. The first time I was in my tow
- 56:45truck and I just fell asleep at a light.
- 56:48I don't know how long it had to be really short.
- 56:50I know it feels like it's. Been a Feels like it was long,
- 56:51yeah, but nobody beeped behind. Maybe they did beep and I woke
- 56:54up, but it it wasn't that long. Second time it was, you know,
- 56:59maybe I'm. Sorry, he switched the camera
- 57:02there himself. Maybe it was a year or two ago.
- 57:04I just it was a long trip and I just fell asleep like nod in my
- 57:08head for like quick second. I was like, Nope, I'm not dying
- 57:11today. Yeah, so then I probably just
- 57:14turned the radio up or something.
- 57:15I remember the. First time I ever fell asleep
- 57:16behind the wheel for sure. I was going up.
- 57:18Oh yeah, it only happened one time.
- 57:20Oh, it happened all. Time going up Route 17 N I'm in
- 57:25the right lane. Next thing I know, I wake up,
- 57:28I'm in the shoulder and I'm like, what the fuck?
- 57:30And I. Just got caught you off.
- 57:33You let out one of those yells really quick.
- 57:36Yeah, nobody like. And then all of a sudden the
- 57:38adrenaline hits you and you're just like, Yep, I'm wide awake
- 57:40now. Yeah, I hopped a.
- 57:41Curb. Yeah, they ended up in the.
- 57:42Field once. Oh wait, what?
- 57:44I hopped A curb and ended up in the field.
- 57:46You actually fell asleep. So did Johnny once.
- 57:48Dude. I was driving home.
- 57:50It was like a sorry, a slight bend, I guess.
- 57:53I fell asleep. I hopped A curb, didn't even
- 57:54feel it because I was in the truck.
- 57:56Then when I woke up, I was in the middle of like a lawn.
- 57:59Was it decoy? Somebody's lawn.
- 58:01Wait, what Rd.? Are you on?
- 58:02You interrupting somebody's dinner?
- 58:04This wasn't Teaneck somewhere. Oh.
- 58:06My God. Dude.
- 58:07Jesus. Chris really fell asleep.
- 58:09Yeah, but this, this is around the time where I was like
- 58:11overworking myself doing side work.
- 58:13Yeah, Chris used to fall asleep standing up, bro.
- 58:15It used to be like that. That's gonna.
- 58:17Be a skill, dude. OK, so you're gonna fall asleep
- 58:19standing up. I think one of the scarier
- 58:21things. This is the part again.
- 58:24This is also probably why I don't like to get blackout
- 58:26blackout drunk anymore, because because of that uncertainty I
- 58:30know my limits brother all. Right, I've tested them.
- 58:33The, the, the when you fully black out, there's an
- 58:35uncertainty of what you did 'cause you're that's full blown
- 58:40autopilot. Yeah, that's crazy.
- 58:41You're like, I could. It's what was I doing?
- 58:43It's the most scariest I've had. Times where I've gone to bed and
- 58:46then I see videos and I'm like, what the fuck was I saying?
- 58:50You don't remember. You don't remember.
- 58:52You don't remember? But you actually were there, but
- 58:54you were there. And you were making your own
- 58:56decisions and you're you're self, you're like unconsciously
- 58:59making your own decisions. Yes.
- 59:01So anyway. Are you unconscious or do you
- 59:03just not remember it? Fuck if I know, dude.
- 59:06I think you just don't. Remember it?
- 59:07You don't remember it? Yeah, but I'm doing stuff.
- 59:09I'm talking. I'm saying something.
- 59:11I'm making an ass out of myself, something, whatever.
- 59:12That's not the point of the story.
- 59:13The point of the story is that that uncertainty is the thing
- 59:16that I fear. Because it's not like I can't
- 59:19remember it. It's control.
- 59:20I can't analyze what I just did. So I'm like freaking out anyway,
- 59:25I have you ever had like a a sleepwalking instance?
- 59:29Like I was sleepwalking, Yeah. No.
- 59:31OK, so I just sleepwalk a. Lot.
- 59:32Not that I'm aware of. Yo, that's scary.
- 59:34Malcolm, I feel like is the only I've heard Princess say like
- 59:37that. Malcolm has Sleepwalk.
- 59:38Imagine Malcolm falls asleep wearing that and he ends up
- 59:40sleepwalking. I'm.
- 59:42Punching you in your throat? You talking shit in your sleep
- 59:46now? I I I haven't done it in years.
- 59:48I haven't slept back in years, but yeah, me too.
- 59:51But the one that I remember the most is that.
- 59:53I would talk and straight though, dude.
- 59:56Yeah. I mean, I guess I don't think I
- 59:57talked. The only person that experienced
- 59:59this was me. But like, I went to bed, I was
- 1:00:01on the couch and it's just my mom home, no one else home.
- 1:00:06My mom is not going to pick me up.
- 1:00:07My mom is very small. She's not going to pick me up.
- 1:00:10So I wake, I go to sleep. I know the time.
- 1:00:13You look so ridiculous right now with your arms at your side.
- 1:00:19Hold on, let me get a photo. What?
- 1:00:22Yeah, there's a fucking air compressor in that fucking suit.
- 1:00:26OK, thank you. Continue.
- 1:00:29I know the time. I forget what the time is.
- 1:00:30It's not that important in the story.
- 1:00:32But the point of the story is, is that later on I re woke up
- 1:00:37and I was in my bed wearing something completely different
- 1:00:42like and the the confusion is starting to hit and I'm like
- 1:00:46what the fuck? Like where where the hell am I,
- 1:00:49you know? And then you sleepwalking.
- 1:00:52That happens. So you really just had no idea
- 1:00:55where you? Were, yeah.
- 1:00:56But like, what was I doing? When did I get changed?
- 1:00:58Like, why? Why was?
- 1:00:59Yeah, that's weird. When was that happening?
- 1:01:01Were you you this was after you were blacked out or no?
- 1:01:04This was not drinking. This has nothing to do with it.
- 1:01:06This has no drinking involved, OK?
- 1:01:08I just, I'm just trying to relate the feeling of like the
- 1:01:10uncertainty because I was obviously moving.
- 1:01:13Yeah, I've never had that happen to me with obviously with
- 1:01:16alcohol, but. You guys ever been so tired that
- 1:01:19you would pull up in front of your house and not get out and
- 1:01:22wake up the next morning? Yeah, right.
- 1:01:23Now I did that a couple. I did that a couple months ago.
- 1:01:26No, no, sorry, not Malcolm. Frankie does that shit a lot.
- 1:01:29Yeah. Well, not I do eventually get
- 1:01:32out You you literally just sleep in your car.
- 1:01:34Yeah, there's one time I woke up the next.
- 1:01:36Morning. No, I never did.
- 1:01:37I never did that, actually. Maybe once.
- 1:01:40Johnny does that every fucking weekend.
- 1:01:42Yeah, and then what? You wake up and you just go to
- 1:01:46work. No, no, no like.
- 1:01:48It'd be a weekend, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:01:49And. I'm driving.
- 1:01:50I get home late and I just. Sit in the car.
- 1:01:54Yeah, it'd be like that sometimes, You know, I just, I
- 1:01:56don't want to get out. There was this one time I was so
- 1:02:00tired. Oh no.
- 1:02:02I was so tired from just drinking so much that I don't
- 1:02:08know. I'm trying to tell, you know,
- 1:02:09I'm telling you that we went into work.
- 1:02:12I used to work this shift. It was 11 to 8 and the day
- 1:02:15before I was like. Do you remember what day that
- 1:02:18was? You know what story I'm gonna
- 1:02:19say? I'm not following but continue.
- 1:02:22OK, so anyway, it was like a random weekday.
- 1:02:25We're going to this concert in the city.
- 1:02:27It was like a free ticket that was already weird.
- 1:02:30Red flag, I guess. So we're going, we're dressed
- 1:02:34up, we're seeing like this, like kind of smaller at the time
- 1:02:38group and is this. The 88.
- 1:02:41Night. Yeah, it was the 88 night.
- 1:02:43So we go in there. I don't know anything.
- 1:02:45I have my wallet. I probably have like barely any
- 1:02:46money. Nothing's changed anyway.
- 1:02:50So. So we're we're waiting at the
- 1:02:53place. I got to go pay for a drink.
- 1:02:55They don't take my card. Not that it was declined, it's
- 1:02:58'cause they just didn't take it. And I was like, huh, what the
- 1:03:01fuck? I look around, no one's paying
- 1:03:03for anything. I turn around, look at Chris.
- 1:03:04I'm like, Oh my God, the drinks are free.
- 1:03:07It's free. Open bar.
- 1:03:09So we didn't pay for anything, and then now we're inside and
- 1:03:11we're drinking for free and these weren't.
- 1:03:14These weren't light drinks. Either.
- 1:03:15No. It was like Johnny Walker and
- 1:03:17Shit Double shot. Not this, Johnny.
- 1:03:19So, like, you know, you know when you when you when you order
- 1:03:21a like a Jack and Coke, right? They take one bottle of Jack,
- 1:03:26pour some in, take the Coke, pour it in, right.
- 1:03:29Yeah, you probably do have to explain this to Frankie.
- 1:03:31This guy grabbed 2 bottles. In one hand he is grabbing them.
- 1:03:36Filled up about halfway. And then a spritz of coke and it
- 1:03:40was open bar. So this night didn't end the way
- 1:03:42you thought it was going? To end.
- 1:03:43No. So I'm just, I'm just giving you
- 1:03:45an example of me going to work straight away because I thought
- 1:03:47it was funny and you asked Johnny that because I'm like,
- 1:03:50have I gone to work bent out like that?
- 1:03:52And I was like, yeah, I probably have that one night.
- 1:03:54So when did you did you get home?
- 1:03:56We also. Got.
- 1:03:58We got home, we go to, we go to Princess and Malcolm and where
- 1:04:02there there you live at and like I just remember.
- 1:04:06Waking up the next day and it's like a sunny day and I'm like,
- 1:04:09fuck, I gotta go to work. I haven't been home, like fuck,
- 1:04:13I don't have any clothes. I quickly wear clothes.
- 1:04:16I might have borrowed clothes or had some already.
- 1:04:20This isn't the same night where I have a video of like, Princess
- 1:04:23carrying Malcolm or putting you guys to bed.
- 1:04:25That's a separate night, but it was the same, but it was the
- 1:04:27same sort of deal. I woke up next to Malcolm.
- 1:04:29I'm like, Oh my God. No, I have a video, right.
- 1:04:32We're at. We're at chicken rice.
- 1:04:35And Carl's eating right and I'm I'm just recording.
- 1:04:37He goes, fuck bro, I have work tomorrow.
- 1:04:41I'm probably going to call out. And then Malcolm's like, shut
- 1:04:44the fuck up. I'm going to wake you up, you're
- 1:04:45going to work. And he goes, you write and then
- 1:04:48just starts dashing down the road and then knocks the sign
- 1:04:51over and I'm like, what is going on today?
- 1:04:53Dude, I don't know. I feel like we used to do a lot
- 1:04:55of that shit and now my body just can't handle that.
- 1:04:57My I got a stomach ache. Yeah, definitely not anymore.
- 1:05:00Then the world's over getting old, man.
- 1:05:02No, I'm not. I just enjoy doing other things
- 1:05:05and find out what my body's better for doing like.
- 1:05:07It's obviously likes good at this motion, just drifting,
- 1:05:13that's all. Wait, what do you mean you and
- 1:05:14Malcolm were blacked out the last camping trip?
- 1:05:18Dude, let's not talk about that. Dude, that was funny.
- 1:05:21Yeah, Malcolm was here about that.
- 1:05:22I I rarely see Malcolm bent like.
- 1:05:25That dude, I don't know what everybody was just pouring up
- 1:05:27shots. More enough shots.
- 1:05:29For, for for context, for those who are listening, we went to a
- 1:05:32camping trip. It was late, but we're like
- 1:05:34we're in a secluded area, so we all started drinking.
- 1:05:37Malcolm drank a lot. A lot, to the point where this
- 1:05:41guy went in the middle of the woods and laid down because he
- 1:05:44needed some quiet, some silence. Yeah, I love silence.
- 1:05:48But he's like deep in the woods, though.
- 1:05:49Deep in the woods. Lay down.
- 1:05:52And lay down. Could have got fleas.
- 1:05:53Could have got fleas, Fleas. Ticks, ticks, definitely.
- 1:05:58And then we get him up and then we he starts walking back to the
- 1:06:01campsite and then trips over the corn hole.
- 1:06:04Yep. And then I blacked out.
- 1:06:05But I went to sleep shortly after, so everybody else did
- 1:06:09too. So I didn't.
- 1:06:09I didn't miss mine. Malcolm smoked the blunt.
- 1:06:11The next morning we're we're all getting ready to leave.
- 1:06:14And then Malcolm goes to Princess.
- 1:06:15He goes, babe, you're gonna have to drive.
- 1:06:17I'm still fucked up. I was.
- 1:06:19I was, yeah, Johnny just bring up brought up a good thing, he
- 1:06:24said. His biggest fear is ticks.
- 1:06:26What's what's everyone's biggest fear?
- 1:06:27Heights. Fear.
- 1:06:29Like. Heights.
- 1:06:29That's it. I don't like heights without a
- 1:06:31handrail. Like if I'm in a like, let me
- 1:06:34give you an example. Like if I'm in like a mall, like
- 1:06:37a multiple story mall, you know how like the the hand rails is
- 1:06:42all made out of glass? Yeah.
- 1:06:44If I'm standing there and it's against the edge, right?
- 1:06:46Yeah. And I'm looking at it.
- 1:06:47I'm like, are you telling me that this fucking piece of glass
- 1:06:51is supposed to hold me from falling off the edge?
- 1:06:55OK, imagine the the Palisades Mall, but with no railings.
- 1:07:00I'd be. I'd be terrified.
- 1:07:01I would not go near it. I don't know, just got a little.
- 1:07:04Scared there but if there's like a handrail, like a metal
- 1:07:06handrail, I'll I'll be I'll feel OK.
- 1:07:08But if it if there's nothing, it's just bare ledge.
- 1:07:10No. OK foot race to the Palisades
- 1:07:12Mall with no hand rails. The problem.
- 1:07:14Here's the problem. Here's the difference with Chris
- 1:07:17and I's level of fear with heights is that my level is that
- 1:07:23I'm. I'm like OK.
- 1:07:25Let me, like, stand off the edge of it like a little bit and,
- 1:07:27like, hang off 1/2 until until it makes me sick to my stomach.
- 1:07:32No, it's I'm scaring myself. It's like fighting myself.
- 1:07:36Yeah. And I'll get scared for like a
- 1:07:38second and then be like, oh, you know what?
- 1:07:40I'm good. I'm good.
- 1:07:41I'm good. I'm good.
- 1:07:42I'm. Jesse has that too.
- 1:07:43But it's like way worse. It's probably.
- 1:07:44I don't even think it's way worse than yours.
- 1:07:46He can't even like he'll crawl to the edge or something and
- 1:07:48like, try to look over. Jesse likes the snowboard.
- 1:07:51Yeah, makes no sense. And he go and he's like, he's
- 1:07:54like, I'm not scared on the how are you going like sore?
- 1:07:56To new heights with that attitude, because the chairlift
- 1:07:59is the scariest thing to me. Yeah, that shit is scary.
- 1:08:01That shit. Is crazy.
- 1:08:02He does. Like to put the thing down.
- 1:08:05Oh, OK. So that's like a safety
- 1:08:06precaution. Oh, he likes to put the bar
- 1:08:07down. I I always put the bar down.
- 1:08:09You're you're crazy for that. I just.
- 1:08:11Don't think. About it.
- 1:08:12I got friends who are like you. They're like, Nah man.
- 1:08:14I'm like, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Put it down.
- 1:08:16Someone was like, all right, we got to go on a chairlift.
- 1:08:18That would be. That would be the scariest thing
- 1:08:20I've done in a long time. Here's to.
- 1:08:21Me, I swear to God, 'cause like when we go to Six Flags and
- 1:08:24shit, it's like, Oh yeah, whatever, go and everything.
- 1:08:26And then it's like, yo, let's do the chairlift so we can get over
- 1:08:28there quicker. And I'm like, fuck that, I'll
- 1:08:30walk. I'm not doing that.
- 1:08:33Dude, that goes with me. I don't.
- 1:08:34I don't. I don't fuck with chairlift.
- 1:08:36That goes with me and the heights thing.
- 1:08:38I like to scare. I like to test it.
- 1:08:39So then I'm like, oh, OK, I mean, I'll do it.
- 1:08:42Chairlift. Or we could go on that roller
- 1:08:44coaster. You know what gets me over that
- 1:08:46fear, though, is that I entrust my safety.
- 1:08:49I'm like, this is what I'll tell myself.
- 1:08:51I'm like, you know what? They wouldn't make this for me
- 1:08:54to fall out, right? So then like right at the top of
- 1:08:58like for example Nitro when they have that just the lap bill.
- 1:09:01I love that ride. I know it's the best one.
- 1:09:03You got to start the day with that and end the day with that.
- 1:09:06Yeah, yeah. And then anyway, so then you're
- 1:09:08you're up there and I'm like starting to get that feeling And
- 1:09:12then I'm like, Nope, Nope, there's no way they made it for
- 1:09:14me to be in here. And then you just then you can
- 1:09:16enjoy it. Yeah, we should have went, man.
- 1:09:19After that, you ever go there for the holiday One?
- 1:09:22No, it's don't. Here's why don't because because
- 1:09:25it's freezing. Because when I went on Nitro, my
- 1:09:29tears started to freeze and then they started to hit my ears.
- 1:09:32Really hard. That happens in at Fright Fest
- 1:09:35too. It's it's already too cold
- 1:09:37because you you're going all the way in the fucking air, then
- 1:09:40you're going 70 miles an hour. We got to ride Nitro like three
- 1:09:42or four times, dude. It's fun, man.
- 1:09:45I'm afraid of dying alone. Not like.
- 1:09:48Not like. Not like dying alone.
- 1:09:50Like not in a relationship. I meant like.
- 1:09:53Getting killed alone and no one knows.
- 1:09:56Oh. That's like a different thing.
- 1:09:58What do you mean? Like if I if I got lost, let's.
- 1:10:01Say if I Of course you know what he.
- 1:10:02Means if I got lost in the woods, right, And I'm alone and
- 1:10:05I get killed in the woods, nobody knows I died.
- 1:10:08They'll find you eventually. Eventually.
- 1:10:12Here's I mean, like, I guess not to admit it, but I guess I still
- 1:10:17have, even as an adult, a fear of like, the dark.
- 1:10:21Oh, me too. Oh yeah, no, to to an extent.
- 1:10:26I feel like what changes as an adult is like a rational.
- 1:10:30There's more rational thinking that's involved.
- 1:10:32So I'm like, OK, it's dark in here because the lights are off.
- 1:10:36Like, I know where we are. We're in faction.
- 1:10:39But like, for example, when we're in the woods and like, we
- 1:10:42did that thing where we, like, turned off all the lights.
- 1:10:46I was ready to start fucking swinging my arms.
- 1:10:49That's the defense. I'm just fucking punching left
- 1:10:51and fucking right. I just don't know really what to
- 1:10:53do. And that's a fear that I have.
- 1:10:57No, it makes sense. I mean, I'm gonna.
- 1:10:59Be honest, I slept with the night light until I was like 21.
- 1:11:03I fuck. I fuck with the night light
- 1:11:04mainly just for the ambience I make.
- 1:11:06I try to make the room to look nice so.
- 1:11:08Like I fucking like the light. Not necessarily like a night
- 1:11:11light, night light, but like like a TV like a desk light.
- 1:11:13Oh no, Mine sings songs and shit and like, Twinkle.
- 1:11:15Twinkle Little Star and shit. But once I started sleeping in
- 1:11:18pitch black, I got so much better sleep.
- 1:11:19I like to embrace the darkness. You probably.
- 1:11:22I bet you probably your your apartment gets probably pitch
- 1:11:24black. Mine now kind of hard because I
- 1:11:26leave all the windows open so it's just like light from
- 1:11:30everywhere. When I be visiting my mom, I'll
- 1:11:32be redlining it past Frankie's apartment.
- 1:11:35I hear you, dude. There's so many fucking there's
- 1:11:37takeover activity outside now. That's sick.
- 1:11:39It's going to be. That's sick.
- 1:11:40You can see a. Blue IS.
- 1:11:41That's a silver stripe. I'm like, I just hear it like I
- 1:11:45hear a car doing like 3 Donuts and I'm like, where are they
- 1:11:48doing Donuts? Like it's just a fucking Rd.
- 1:11:51outside. Like it's not big enough.
- 1:11:54Yo, Johnny, you see the stripe? You've seen the stripe.
- 1:11:57You fuck with it. All right, see.
- 1:12:00Yeah, who wants to do but yo? Carl spun around so quick.
- 1:12:06That that's a terrifying right there.
- 1:12:09Right there. Yeah, I get bad.
- 1:12:11I get bad. Like, I can get a bad scene
- 1:12:13playing in my head right there. All right.
- 1:12:15Like what? Like if I turn around, how much
- 1:12:17noise is coming? When he moves.
- 1:12:20It sounds like a garbage bag. If I if I turn around, bro, hold
- 1:12:23on, my boy is like I'm sitting on my boy's lap long too hard.
- 1:12:26Right now you look so stupid. So like if.
- 1:12:30I'm looking right there. And there's like a dim level of
- 1:12:32light and like somebody walked up like, yo, Johnny, get out
- 1:12:36there real quick. Watch the Watch the candles now.
- 1:12:39Like go to the left by the by the engine and then just walk
- 1:12:42in. Like walk in.
- 1:12:43Oh, that is creepy dude. He just disappeared.
- 1:12:45Like look look like walk in A-frame slowly.
- 1:12:49Nah, Nah. See.
- 1:12:50Nah. Watch the head.
- 1:12:53Watch the head, Carl. There's candles everywhere.
- 1:12:58Dude, see that that right there, that's that's an uncertainty,
- 1:13:02yo, Johnny, Johnny was involved in the Faction Halloween movie.
- 1:13:07That never happened. Yo, can you can you talk about
- 1:13:09that here? What faction Halloween movie?
- 1:13:10We could talk about it. What did you we did you, you
- 1:13:15dressed up and you were in the the yoga studio, right?
- 1:13:17Yeah, I was a character. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember
- 1:13:19now. Yeah, dude, we had a full
- 1:13:21fucking. I mean this.
- 1:13:23This was the second one. The faction.
- 1:13:25Motorsports has a curse, the Halloween movie curse, where
- 1:13:29these movies never get made. Like we did the Christmas movies
- 1:13:32and like, I think we were making a Halloween movie either after
- 1:13:36the third one or before the third one, and that one didn't
- 1:13:41work out. We filmed like a whole party
- 1:13:43scene at Justin's house and it was it was going to be amazing,
- 1:13:47but then we didn't get to film the rest of it.
- 1:13:49And then we came up with a whole new script.
- 1:13:50Like three years later we got dude, I would say we got like,
- 1:13:55what, 80% of everything done. We're almost done, yeah, we at
- 1:13:59least 70% of everything done. And and then the driving scenes
- 1:14:03had to happen and James was doing it and then he was like,
- 1:14:07he fuck it. First of all he crashed his car.
- 1:14:09So that was one problem. He took my car, yeah.
- 1:14:11So then Johnny gave him his car and was like, here, just fit.
- 1:14:15We swapped everything over, made it run.
- 1:14:18He went out again, fucking pulled over first night, like
- 1:14:22doing some shit. And he's like, I think he just
- 1:14:24gave up. He's like, I can't do it.
- 1:14:26And I was like bro, we came so close.
- 1:14:29We just have to film like five more scenes and he just, he
- 1:14:33couldn't do it. I.
- 1:14:34Should have just taken the car back.
- 1:14:35I know we there's a lot of things I wish we did with that,
- 1:14:38but it was funny because it was like it involved Justin getting
- 1:14:42out of drifting and like doing yoga and everything.
- 1:14:44So it was going to be really, really funny.
- 1:14:46There was a whole scene, bro. There was a whole scene in the
- 1:14:49yoga studio with like, Johnny and everyone dressed up as
- 1:14:52characters. Every person from like.
- 1:14:55Back in front St. Connie, you could think of like,
- 1:14:57yeah. I don't think like Josh in
- 1:14:59there. Josh might have been there.
- 1:15:00Josh I don't think Josh was there.
- 1:15:02But like, Tom was probably there.
- 1:15:04Yeah, everyone was there in the yoga studio.
- 1:15:07Like dressed up. Wait, isn't Chinese Car the
- 1:15:09spooky? Kooky.
- 1:15:11It was. Yeah.
- 1:15:12I mean it was James slash Johnny's car.
- 1:15:13Yeah, that was yeah, that's what it was.
- 1:15:15Cuz that that shirt came out when we were gonna it was gonna
- 1:15:18come out with the video. Yeah.
- 1:15:20Yeah. So we still have to make I I
- 1:15:23got. I got two scripts full scripts.
- 1:15:26Dude, let's fucking make the video next year.
- 1:15:28It's happening. My.
- 1:15:28Fucking car is ready to go. 100% We're going to have to start
- 1:15:32filming in September, but yeah, it's.
- 1:15:34I fucking am ready to go. My car is and then we'll
- 1:15:36premiere it at the shop. And like, have like a party.
- 1:15:40Yeah, we do a Halloween. Party the same night.
- 1:15:44Yeah, look out for that next year, yo.
- 1:15:45And the new brand new extension, yo.
- 1:15:47Oh shit. Big 100 inch fucking projector.
- 1:15:51Bring your boys and girls. Bring.
- 1:15:53Bring the girls. Bring the girls and dogs.
- 1:15:57Yeah. Nah, dude, it was gonna be sick.
- 1:15:59Blunts. In the house.
- 1:16:01In the house, Johnny, we gotta find that found footage.
- 1:16:03Connor has it. Dude, I have so many fucking
- 1:16:06random ideas that come to mind. You gotta read these scripts.
- 1:16:10You'd be down. Dude, I had this.
- 1:16:13Dude, I had this idea for no reason.
- 1:16:15Like you ever have listened to a song and you know, an exact
- 1:16:18scenario. What are you drinking, man?
- 1:16:22Just some root beer. He just fucking.
- 1:16:24It was like all the way back. Do you ever have that lipstick
- 1:16:28on? It do.
- 1:16:29You ever have that where a song like triggers you to want to
- 1:16:32like? Make an idea for that.
- 1:16:34Oh yeah, every time. Every time I wake up, Yeah,
- 1:16:37yeah, I have a list of my Spotify called video songs.
- 1:16:42But here's the thing, Like like we have that idea for your car
- 1:16:45that we we talked about. Yeah, but I don't want you to
- 1:16:48tell me it. Yeah, you don't hear.
- 1:16:49You didn't hear much about it, but.
- 1:16:50All I know was the song and I liked the song, so I'm like, OK
- 1:16:53and we're but when you do that you have to understand you're
- 1:16:55not you're not gonna make any money from it.
- 1:16:57So if it. It's a passion project every
- 1:16:59time. So like, it's just gonna be
- 1:17:01something you do. Because if you use a real song,
- 1:17:03you can't fucking monetize it. Yeah, yeah, so it sucks.
- 1:17:07But at the same time, it's like sometimes it's just too good to
- 1:17:09not do. Dude, I don't know.
- 1:17:12I got a bunch. But there's one that I want
- 1:17:14really bad. Like when I hopefully.
- 1:17:17Like, I don't know why, but I I want the car to give like some
- 1:17:21sort of like weird, exotic, out of like out of the ordinary
- 1:17:25vibe. You need to explain yourself.
- 1:17:28OK, so like, there's this song. Do you do you know this song?
- 1:17:31It's Caribbean Queen by Billy Ocean.
- 1:17:34Caribbean Queen. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:17:38It's that song. Do you know that song?
- 1:17:39Sing it again. What he's.
- 1:17:43On the spot, No, I don't like it.
- 1:17:45Sing on the. Spot, it's over now.
- 1:17:48Yeah, Nope. That was no changing bitch
- 1:17:50whatsoever. But anyway, there's that song
- 1:17:53and and this. In my mind there's like all
- 1:17:56these videos are like 3 minutes long.
- 1:17:58Because I can't think of anything more than this, but
- 1:18:01like, that's why you got me, Carl.
- 1:18:02I can make a whole script. In there somebody, let's say
- 1:18:05Chris, Oh my God. With how Chris is dressed right
- 1:18:08now, let's say, let's say Chris. I'm gonna paint the picture for
- 1:18:12the listeners. I want as vivid as I can.
- 1:18:15Let's say Chris was driving a boat, cigarette boat 80s to
- 1:18:18transport cocaine that would be sick in this.
- 1:18:21Outfit with that hair, No. Sig.
- 1:18:25Boat. Like something that can outrun
- 1:18:28the cops. Yeah.
- 1:18:29So like speed boat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just the
- 1:18:32water. So Chris is, Chris is on the
- 1:18:33shot. Chris is on the boat.
- 1:18:35No, no, no. Chris is on the boat, the back
- 1:18:38three quarter view from a from a airplane and Chris visibly has a
- 1:18:43big. Big old blunt in his mouth.
- 1:18:47And then he's then he's got a phone on it, yeah, cigar.
- 1:18:50Then he's got a phone on the other one, the big phone.
- 1:18:52Yeah, quietly. He's on the phone.
- 1:18:54Satellite phone. No, no audio is playing.
- 1:18:56Just just just Billy Ocean intro.
- 1:18:58And then all of a sudden it picks up.
- 1:19:01It's just a scene of somebody picking up a phone from their
- 1:19:03night stand. It's me.
- 1:19:05I answer the phone. No audio, still no audio.
- 1:19:08Just Billy Ocean I get in the car.
- 1:19:10It's just like that cutscene from Too Fast Too Furious where
- 1:19:12it's the feet getting into the car.
- 1:19:14Boom IS gleaming shining deck the fuck out nitrous purge real
- 1:19:19quick and then fucking drive it out the garage.
- 1:19:24Big view that I always wanted, that I like is like a view of
- 1:19:28the car rolling from like a far on a bridge.
- 1:19:31So you just oh. Yeah.
- 1:19:33Oh, like from over the drone? Yeah, So then you're, you're,
- 1:19:35you're, you're you're flying through the bridge, right?
- 1:19:38Super illegal to get. And now and is it?
- 1:19:40It depends on the bridge. OK, well, you know what I mean.
- 1:19:43We've never done that. Yeah.
- 1:19:44OK. We will never do that.
- 1:19:47Oh, I've I've had a I've had a dream of doing that on the GWB.
- 1:19:50You could just get your FAA fucking license and then just be
- 1:19:53like and just fly in non certified airspace.
- 1:19:55No, the ring would dam. I've done that before.
- 1:19:58Oh yeah. Is that legal?
- 1:19:59Anyway, let me finish out the scene.
- 1:20:00Let me finish. Out the scene?
- 1:20:01Yeah, finish the scene. Now, so then we're I, I'm
- 1:20:03rushing, I'm flying through the town sort of not really safely,
- 1:20:07just kind of the camera angles make it look like I might be
- 1:20:09drifting. Yeah.
- 1:20:11And then Chris is also like navigating now the boat like
- 1:20:14through it's going through different scenes.
- 1:20:16You got to have like a side view of the boat.
- 1:20:18Chris is just slowly. I like the mounted camera on the
- 1:20:21boat. Like maybe.
- 1:20:22Yeah, yeah, yeah, from the back. So that you can see Chris hit
- 1:20:25some of these like, yeah, the waves coming up.
- 1:20:27Yeah, yeah. Fucking so then.
- 1:20:30So then this whole time, Chris is just now, he's got to, like,
- 1:20:33arrange something, right? There has to be a purpose for
- 1:20:34the video, Yeah? So then we're driving.
- 1:20:37I'm drifting. I meet Chris like at a port.
- 1:20:39Give me some, give me some song in there.
- 1:20:41This Caribbean queen. Come on, See.
- 1:20:42What is it? What?
- 1:20:44What does it sound like, Kirby? Queen.
- 1:20:50Yeah, yeah. OK, I can do.
- 1:20:53It, yeah, yeah. Then it's crime everybody's
- 1:20:55wearing. Converse.
- 1:20:57Everybody's wearing Converse so that so then I get out.
- 1:21:00Boom foot crisp, docks the boat. You know you got to have some
- 1:21:03epic scene of Chris get throwing the rope, but like, he pulls
- 1:21:07himself in some sort of motion where he hops out the boat.
- 1:21:10One shot has a suitcase in his hand.
- 1:21:11Oh. Yeah.
- 1:21:13Oh yeah. Oh, it's a transaction.
- 1:21:15Yeah, there is a transaction. So that.
- 1:21:18Fucking Nah, Nah, Nah. Fucking white linen like you're
- 1:21:21about to go to a beach party right after Part 2 video.
- 1:21:25But anyway, so then you get off, you give me the suitcase, I open
- 1:21:29it, there's like 4 ones in there.
- 1:21:31And then I fucking give you the my my product.
- 1:21:34Yeah, $4.00. I give you my product.
- 1:21:37I give you my product. You open the suitcase.
- 1:21:38You briefly, you don't even show it.
- 1:21:40You go back to the boat. I get back in the car.
- 1:21:42I start driving away. Chris opens it up, boom.
- 1:21:46New faction shirt, just give him twenty budget.
- 1:21:51A fucking faction shirt for $4. Yeah.
- 1:21:56OK, that's fucking crazy. I like it though.
- 1:21:59Those are the ones that I like. Like that's an idea that would
- 1:22:02hit. I got tons of them.
- 1:22:04I wonder if other people think like this.
- 1:22:06I got tons of them. That, I mean, I know Dan.
- 1:22:08Did my friend Dan Sharif always thought like.
- 1:22:10This why do I? Why am I not surprised that Dan
- 1:22:12probably thinks, dude, he always just texted me that.
- 1:22:14Yo, this song. Jesse does it too.
- 1:22:16He's always like, yo, this song. I got a video.
- 1:22:18You got to let those ideas rip sometime, dude.
- 1:22:21Let's let's allocate some resources to this.
- 1:22:24Those ideas. Not everybody.
- 1:22:26The only reason there's no videos out here right now is
- 1:22:28because my car doesn't work. Trust me, there'd be some crazy
- 1:22:31fucking me and you are going to. Whoa, Don't sign me up.
- 1:22:35It's me and you, man. Hold.
- 1:22:36On I cannot Give me the glass. We can get Miyagi to do some St.
- 1:22:40drifting, so that'll work. I would be.
- 1:22:44I would be scared to drive with Miyagi.
- 1:22:46I feel like he drives fast. This is hurting my head.
- 1:22:50He drives fast. Smoke and mirrors.
- 1:22:52That's all we need. That would be cool.
- 1:22:56I don't know, man. What else?
- 1:22:57What else that was? Well, I gave you one of my
- 1:22:59ideas. I don't know.
- 1:23:00No, no, I don't need any more of those.
- 1:23:01I'm talking like, come on, anyone got some alien
- 1:23:03information? Any updates?
- 1:23:05On Dude, you can't. I'm telling you, you can't force
- 1:23:07this information. It's going to start to happen
- 1:23:08soon, I swear to God. Does anyone believe that guy
- 1:23:11that went in like into court and like said that he's got all this
- 1:23:15information you believe? In Well, yeah, whatever happened
- 1:23:18to that guy just disappeared. Isn't that crazy just?
- 1:23:20Stop talking about it. Isn't that crazy?
- 1:23:23I don't know what happened to him.
- 1:23:24I don't know what the crazy shit is that.
- 1:23:26Isn't there some crazy shit going on overseas right now?
- 1:23:28Like, didn't we just like, attack somebody or some shit
- 1:23:31that's happening every day? That's crazy.
- 1:23:32Yeah, we bomb countries left and right.
- 1:23:34That's crazy. And I would just say it was
- 1:23:35their fault. That's wild.
- 1:23:38We were talking about mandatory service.
- 1:23:39I was like, you fucking thought. You fucking thought.
- 1:23:42Who's going to build the IS murder people for rich people?
- 1:23:44IS ain't going to build itself. Yeah dude, it's fucking crazy
- 1:23:49out. There, Chris.
- 1:23:52You look like a fucking lesbian now without the glasses.
- 1:23:56Oh my God. Oh my.
- 1:23:59God, I can't see shit in those. Something like a substitute
- 1:24:02T-shirt. Miss Rosie?
- 1:24:08Miss Rosie? Can I use the bathroom?
- 1:24:10Miss Rosie? More like Miss Rose D I'm.
- 1:24:13Gonna read off the nameless D Nice Balake.
- 1:24:18Dude, I fucking love saying Balake my neighbor.
- 1:24:21My my manager's name. My boss's name is Balake Blake,
- 1:24:26one of the best bosses I've ever had.
- 1:24:27God forbid he ever hears his favorite horror movie ever
- 1:24:30Favorite horror movie. Saw one.
- 1:24:34Here's why, OK. I rented that movie when I was
- 1:24:38in the 5th grade. In the 5th grade I rented that
- 1:24:42movie from the Public Library and they had that in the
- 1:24:46library. My dad did not give a fuck.
- 1:24:48He was not watching like what I rented so the librarian would
- 1:24:51just, like, automatically sign it off to me.
- 1:24:53Why did you do this? I never watched a scary movie
- 1:24:55before, so I decided this was the one.
- 1:24:58I mean, it looked interesting, like, you know, I had a picture,
- 1:25:02that tricycle dude on the back, jigsaw or whatever.
- 1:25:06So I rent it and I'm watching it in my room by myself.
- 1:25:11Yeah. Oh, how old are you?
- 1:25:13I'm in the 5th grade. I don't know how old are you in
- 1:25:14the 5th grade? Like, I don't know, but you're
- 1:25:16young. 10/10/10 Damn, Are you sure it's 10?
- 1:25:19Yeah. So I'm watching this movie and I
- 1:25:24remember like getting through. I watched the part where he's
- 1:25:28got to saw his hand off and shit and his foot off, I guess.
- 1:25:32Yeah. And I just remember like, what
- 1:25:37do you heard sound, Chris? No, I hear.
- 1:25:39It's a I think it was the train maybe.
- 1:25:42No, it was it was my. It was the wind.
- 1:25:44Verbal tea. It was the wind.
- 1:25:45It was the wind from my my costume.
- 1:25:48The wind from your costume. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:25:50We'll go with that. Sound That's what that was,
- 1:25:52right? Yeah, yeah, sure.
- 1:25:53Continue. On granny.
- 1:25:56Don't fuck with me, Carl looks a little scared right now.
- 1:25:59I have always fucking on my toes.
- 1:26:02I swear to God it. Was a VQ with a burgle suit.
- 1:26:06You're the worst. That's one thing I do know is I
- 1:26:08know when you're capping about some bullshit.
- 1:26:10All right, continue. You saw.
- 1:26:11Saw. So I saw, saw and then I'm
- 1:26:14sitting in my room. Give it a rating one to 10.
- 1:26:16When I was a kid. Right now.
- 1:26:17When I was a kid, it was like A7, 'cause I or 810 in terms of
- 1:26:22fear, because it instilled a fear of of in me that this shit
- 1:26:27could be somewhere in my house right now.
- 1:26:30And it could be going on out there or something, I don't
- 1:26:33know. So then I go into my fucking
- 1:26:35parents room and I'm in the 5th grade, OK?
- 1:26:36Now this is unheard of. I'm like, I'm in the 5th grade.
- 1:26:39I shouldn't be going to my parents room.
- 1:26:40I already know. Go to the parents room.
- 1:26:42I'm like, dad, I'm fucking scared of shit, dude.
- 1:26:46Dad, like I'm fucking scared. Like I don't know what to do.
- 1:26:48And then what? He said.
- 1:26:49He he said, What do you want to do?
- 1:26:53And I'm like, I don't know. I guess I want to go into bed.
- 1:26:57Like, I'm scared you wanted to sleep with dad.
- 1:26:59And mom, Yeah. And then so then I get out of
- 1:27:02bed with Mom and dad, and I was like in the 5th grade again.
- 1:27:04I'm 10 and I'm like, all right, I'm good here, I'm good here,
- 1:27:09all right. I'm sitting there.
- 1:27:10They know what you watched. No, OK, They're like, and I'm
- 1:27:13like, they're just like he's, he's doing it again.
- 1:27:15I don't know what to do right here.
- 1:27:17Like, I I'm just still laying here.
- 1:27:19I went to school the next day. I told my buddies what I
- 1:27:21watched. They were all like, oh dude,
- 1:27:23that's nothing. You should watch this or that.
- 1:27:26And I'm like. Well, dude, no.
- 1:27:29Never again. What?
- 1:27:30What do they recommend? Like, I don't know, like Texas
- 1:27:33Chainsaw Massacre or some shit like that.
- 1:27:35Or fucking I don't know the other like, normal fucking scary
- 1:27:38movies. That shit scared the hell out of
- 1:27:40me. So was that it?
- 1:27:41Like, did you not want to watch anything else after that?
- 1:27:45Because I know when I drag you to scary movies, you don't seem
- 1:27:47like you're that happy. No, that was, that was, I'm
- 1:27:49telling you, the moment right now where the trauma started.
- 1:27:52I'm fully aware of when it started because like, I didn't
- 1:27:55really watch anything before that.
- 1:27:57Do you have a trauma moment with horror movies, Malcolm?
- 1:28:00A movie that fucked me up was The Shining.
- 1:28:05Yep, grown up. Same thing for me, 'cause that
- 1:28:08that the lady in the green bathroom, like that scary lady.
- 1:28:13That shit was so scary I thought she would be in my bathroom
- 1:28:15everyday. Like, Oh my God, that movie
- 1:28:18scared the shit out of me. So I was the same.
- 1:28:20But I told you I saw it. I saw The Shining through the
- 1:28:23movie Twister. Oh yeah, 'cause Twister would be
- 1:28:27on like, TNT every fucking night.
- 1:28:29Yeah, why is that? I don't know.
- 1:28:30Good movie though. But then there's a scene where
- 1:28:32they're a drive in and they're playing The Shining and it's
- 1:28:36when he's riding the bicycle through the hallway and he turns
- 1:28:39the corner and it's the twins. Dude, I would, I would be like,
- 1:28:42what the fuck is that? I would always close my eyes
- 1:28:44when when that would happen. I don't want to see that.
- 1:28:46Now, now that for some reason that doesn't fear me nearly as
- 1:28:51much as some of the things that I mentioned, like let's say if
- 1:28:53we were out. Right.
- 1:28:56Let's say we were all on vacation.
- 1:28:57All of us in this room, and Chris can't leave Chris and
- 1:29:01we're all out like in the boonies.
- 1:29:04And then there's an it's it's a crazy moment.
- 1:29:07Power's gone, grid fucked. No power.
- 1:29:12I am not that afraid at that moment.
- 1:29:15It wouldn't scare me as much. It wouldn't instill the amount
- 1:29:17of fear because I can control. I'm like, OK, there's a few of
- 1:29:21us here. Assess what we have.
- 1:29:25What should we do, time frame of how long we're going to stay
- 1:29:28here if it was just you? If it was just me, even better,
- 1:29:31because now I don't have to rely on others.
- 1:29:33Working with others is harder than people think.
- 1:29:35In a group, in a life and death situation, you don't think one
- 1:29:38of us is going to fight about something?
- 1:29:40Probably. It's probably going to be.
- 1:29:41You. Yeah, it's probably going to be
- 1:29:42me and you. But with me, but with me, like,
- 1:29:45I would be able to be like, oh, OK, all of this is on me.
- 1:29:47I fucked up. Like I'm going to die.
- 1:29:51Like, you know, I would get my fucking.
- 1:29:54Harley-Davidson You know, what other movie really fucked me up?
- 1:29:57Was it? It What the fuck?
- 1:30:01The original one? Yeah, I don't think I've seen
- 1:30:03that one. That's that clown shit that's
- 1:30:04underneath the ground, Penny. Wise.
- 1:30:06Penny wise Malcolm kind of looked like that.
- 1:30:12Did we get any questions? Oh, we definitely got questions.
- 1:30:15My face is so fucking itchy and I can't scratch it.
- 1:30:21Why'd you turn around like that 'cause I was looking for Chris.
- 1:30:24You got any scary movie things you don't fuck with scary
- 1:30:28movies, right? See.
- 1:30:31He don't. I don't like anything scary.
- 1:30:33I don't. I'm scared.
- 1:30:36I'm scared. What I feel like out of all
- 1:30:38people, were you like, did that happen over time or was there
- 1:30:42something that you remember? No.
- 1:30:43And I got I just never watch scary movies.
- 1:30:45And whatever I do, my girl dad, let's watch.
- 1:30:47Scary how? Really.
- 1:30:49Really. Like always.
- 1:30:50Say no. I always say no.
- 1:30:51Have you ever been forced, though?
- 1:30:53I've seen, like, Paranormal Activity.
- 1:30:55That was one of the scariest movies in the last 20 years,
- 1:30:57probably. Oh, literally, Yeah.
- 1:30:59I watched it in theaters, but. Like, maybe it's because we were
- 1:31:01younger. 5th grade. No, it was on.
- 1:31:03I saw it on a list too. That was like, it was like, oh,
- 1:31:05really? By heart rate.
- 1:31:06That movie was like. That shit had you going?
- 1:31:09Yeah, it really did I. Feel like why do I remember
- 1:31:12seeing it? I think it's different.
- 1:31:13Everybody's seen it. Oh yeah.
- 1:31:15But in the theater, it was so good.
- 1:31:16It was. It was a good movie in the
- 1:31:17theater, but if I watched it on my house.
- 1:31:19That movie was like revolution, like in a theater.
- 1:31:22No, at your house. No, at your house.
- 1:31:23Yeah, that's why I don't watch scary movies, 'cause it'll be
- 1:31:25like late night and I'm like, yeah, not gonna go to fucking.
- 1:31:27The. Problem is, like, I the What
- 1:31:30makes it worse too is when people do this, they're like,
- 1:31:32yeah, let's turn out every single fucking light and oh
- 1:31:35dude, oh that's me. You know what?
- 1:31:36I just got this fucking crazy sound system.
- 1:31:40You see how it looks right now? Yeah, this is my apartment when
- 1:31:43I watch a scary movie. Fuck.
- 1:31:45My, my house. Handles by himself.
- 1:31:48My house is well lit. When I need to be in a room and
- 1:31:51when I leave the room, I turn off the light?
- 1:31:52No. But if I'm watching a scary
- 1:31:53movie, I'm trying to scare myself.
- 1:31:56No. How about that movie?
- 1:31:57Hereditary. I've only seen it once, but it
- 1:32:00was good. That shit was scary, man.
- 1:32:02This a couple scenes were like, bruh, I thought that thing was
- 1:32:05in my in the corner of my fucking living room ceiling,
- 1:32:10crawling around. One time, one time I one of the
- 1:32:14dares that I have when we're playing games at my house or
- 1:32:16some shit is like. No phone, no light, no nothing.
- 1:32:21When you go into my backyard and there's no lights on, there's
- 1:32:24it's dark beyond my backyard there's this little patch of
- 1:32:28woods and the dare is to sit there.
- 1:32:32No phone, no light. I'll do it 5 minutes, I'll do it
- 1:32:34right now. 5 minutes. But The thing is, is during the
- 1:32:37summertime, my backyard has the craziest noises going on like no
- 1:32:43matter what. Dude.
- 1:32:45It's like the craziest noise. Well, you're in bear country
- 1:32:47right there, too. I didn't believe that there were
- 1:32:49crazy noises like that because one time, like one time I I had
- 1:32:54a friend of mine was coming over and it was locked.
- 1:32:57And they had called me angrily to open the door and leave it
- 1:33:02open. So I'm like, all right, cool.
- 1:33:04I'm gonna leave it open. I went to bed.
- 1:33:06I thought, I I thought I remembered I left it open.
- 1:33:08But if you slam the door hard enough, it like, locks.
- 1:33:11And then it locked. And the phone.
- 1:33:14Their Their phone died. Oh, and they.
- 1:33:17They started spazzing out 'cause the noises were going crazy,
- 1:33:22like the bird noises, like and like, like it sounds like not a
- 1:33:27bird and like and there's like yelling, like screeching.
- 1:33:31You ever hear like a fox during fox season?
- 1:33:35It's like yelling, screeching, yelling sound so.
- 1:33:40In my head, I didn't know that that existed.
- 1:33:42So during the argument after that existed, after I let this
- 1:33:46person in, like I was like, shut the hell up, you were in the
- 1:33:51dark for like fucking 10 minutes.
- 1:33:53But then it happened to me and I was like.
- 1:33:55Holy fuck. Fuck.
- 1:33:56This so you're still scared of your?
- 1:33:59I've had bears just chilling back there.
- 1:34:01Really. Yeah, I'm way more scared of
- 1:34:03that than the noises. One time, one time I was
- 1:34:07grilling a steak. Not to make this this is
- 1:34:10literally the car show. I'm so sorry.
- 1:34:12No wonder the Bears wanted to come.
- 1:34:13By I was grilling a steak chimichurri sauce on it and
- 1:34:15everything. Garlic and shit.
- 1:34:17Skirt steak. Beautiful.
- 1:34:18Let's get out of here. Beautiful fucking steak.
- 1:34:21And I make that shit nice, so I cook it.
- 1:34:24I go back inside, I'm letting the coals die.
- 1:34:26I got the the, the cover on it and everything.
- 1:34:29I'm eating at the table in my kitchen.
- 1:34:31Do you remember what my kitchen looks like at all?
- 1:34:32There's one window in it at eye level.
- 1:34:35Sitting at that window, my friend, she goes.
- 1:34:41Oh my God. And I look over to my left.
- 1:34:43Fucking. Bear just chilling right there
- 1:34:44in the window. In the window like where's mine
- 1:34:46at? And I'm like.
- 1:34:49What? What do I do?
- 1:34:52So then I I walk out. It walks over towards the grill.
- 1:34:56So now I'm curious. Wait, so the food's on the grill
- 1:34:59still? No, the coals are just the food
- 1:35:01is inside, but the grill is cooling off.
- 1:35:03It was still hot, like it was right when I sat down and I was
- 1:35:06like, what the fuck like? So then I go check it out, just
- 1:35:10walk in, goes into the woods. Yo, let me get a #7 large.
- 1:35:16What if you just shot him? Oh, why would I shoot him?
- 1:35:19It's not doing anything that's not OK, right?
- 1:35:20You can't just do that. Probably not.
- 1:35:21Why would I do that? It's.
- 1:35:22Not attacking me. It's like a bear hunt.
- 1:35:24Please don't. Ever.
- 1:35:24There was no bear hunt last year.
- 1:35:25None. But even if it's on your
- 1:35:26property, no. You can't.
- 1:35:28That's crazy, the shit that Chris and and Alex showed me at
- 1:35:32my house where they're killing boars.
- 1:35:34Oh yeah, with turrets. Those are invasive animals.
- 1:35:37Can we do that? You can if you want.
- 1:35:39I see. I feel bad about that.
- 1:35:40You ever see those comments like this is this is what how farmers
- 1:35:44got to protect vegans food. So like literally.
- 1:35:48Do the vegans still feel good about themselves?
- 1:35:51But I always just say, like, as long as I can eat them.
- 1:35:54I don't know. I just don't want to.
- 1:35:55Rot. And that was my, that was my
- 1:35:57first question was like, what happens to the boars?
- 1:36:00Like they got to kill them because they literally just
- 1:36:02destroy everything. Yeah, a lot of vegetation.
- 1:36:05They literally fucking Chris walks by, walks by outside with
- 1:36:10a fro on. I'm like, who the hell is that?
- 1:36:13It looks like fucking Neil deGrasse Tyson.
- 1:36:16Walking around. You fuck with Neil deGrasse
- 1:36:21Tyson. To be honest with you, I don't.
- 1:36:22Why? Because he thinks the world's
- 1:36:24round? No, because he he won't even
- 1:36:27listen to any alien shit like he's like he.
- 1:36:31He had. And it doesn't let anybody talk.
- 1:36:35It never lets anyone listen to one episode of him on Rogan and
- 1:36:37you'll and you'll fucking hate him.
- 1:36:38Trust me. Well, Joe, what I believe in is
- 1:36:41actually no, he'll, Joe will start saying something.
- 1:36:44He'll be like, yeah, so it'll be like, well, actually, I'm just
- 1:36:47so smart. The round the day is round Joe
- 1:36:50like I yeah, that I I don't. I guess he is kind of
- 1:36:52opinionated, but he is pretty interesting.
- 1:36:54I'm sure he's fucking he's. I'm sure he's a genius.
- 1:36:56But like some of the shit like Joe will just show him like
- 1:37:00crazy ass evidence about he's like, yeah, well, it's just a
- 1:37:04coincidence. It's like OK, I guess.
- 1:37:07Dude, do you have people who are like that though and you can't.
- 1:37:10Not many of them though, after seeing all that crazy evidence.
- 1:37:13The problem is, is that if you if some, if you challenge that,
- 1:37:19then it comes off to those people as like oh that you're
- 1:37:22crazy. Another person that's putting
- 1:37:24this on me like I I'm not gonna fucking do that.
- 1:37:28Like, The thing is like, you can't rule out that all these
- 1:37:32UFOs is just like government technology that's like super
- 1:37:35advanced. That's the problem.
- 1:37:38Like, if it wasn't for that option, I'm just and it's weird,
- 1:37:41there's obviously aliens. Dude, I'm just waiting for that
- 1:37:44one piece of evidence, bro, where it's like, oh, OK, yeah,
- 1:37:49we knew that. We knew that.
- 1:37:51I don't know the the UFO thing is just crazy, but like.
- 1:37:54Probably check it out, I'd be shaking my yeah.
- 1:37:58And at Carl's house one day, Yeah, I feel like they're going
- 1:38:01to land a. Car.
- 1:38:02That's the problem. That's OK.
- 1:38:03See. So that's a feeling that I have
- 1:38:06where I'm like, I'm like, we'll be joking about this bullshit,
- 1:38:09but watch like, Have you ever had an abduction dream?
- 1:38:13No, and I don't want to. I did when I was like 8 years.
- 1:38:16Old fuck that. And that's why I don't like
- 1:38:18aliens. Oh, you're crazy.
- 1:38:20I think that's what it is. I remember I I was looking out
- 1:38:23my window and I and there was a fucking like UFO landed there
- 1:38:29and I was like no, no, no. And I'm like screaming and I
- 1:38:32could see them like getting out. They're always, they're always
- 1:38:34like slimy. And the light comes in through
- 1:38:36the window, dude, and oh, and then they're like coming down
- 1:38:41the hallway or something. And then I wake up, I wake up
- 1:38:45screaming, like at the top of my lungs, yelling.
- 1:38:50And I'm looking in the doorway, and there's something in the
- 1:38:51doorway, and I'm like. No, no, I'm screaming.
- 1:38:55It's my dad. He's like, what are you, what
- 1:38:57are you yelling about? Fucking naked and shit.
- 1:39:00Like, what are you, what are you yelling about?
- 1:39:03I'm like, oh, you ever had that happen though, where you're
- 1:39:07dreaming something and you wake up and it's like the same thing?
- 1:39:09Or like, it's something like your dream.
- 1:39:10Something's there. Yeah, like connected to your
- 1:39:13dream. Or like you know when you're
- 1:39:15falling in your dream and then you and your whole body, like
- 1:39:17your muscles relax. That happened to be the other
- 1:39:18day. Yeah.
- 1:39:19But the problem is, is like weirdly I like oh, I caught it
- 1:39:24like right where it was about. To like.
- 1:39:26Like I felt my body like like it was doing it.
- 1:39:30Like it was sinking down. And like like mentally I was
- 1:39:34like not like like I just did whatever.
- 1:39:37Like I just. Moved.
- 1:39:38Or jolted my body or whatever. Were you?
- 1:39:40Were you in bed or were you falling asleep somewhere?
- 1:39:42Else I was in my bed. It was in my bed.
- 1:39:43I was about to fall asleep. Like it felt like I was falling
- 1:39:45backward into my bed. And I just like.
- 1:39:48No, poof like that doesn't bother me that much, but I
- 1:39:51literally get. I get angry when that happens.
- 1:39:54Like if I'm on the couch and I'm falling asleep and then I just
- 1:39:58fucking jump up like 4 feet, I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ, it
- 1:40:02like scares me. The guy watching across the
- 1:40:04street. He fucking did it.
- 1:40:05You know, I had. There's been a couple times I
- 1:40:07had dreams I had dreamt the future.
- 1:40:10And it came true and. It came true.
- 1:40:12Like you had premonition I. Had to, But The thing is, they
- 1:40:14usually happen right after I wake up.
- 1:40:17So yeah, that's. That's when those dreams occur.
- 1:40:19I I heard. Yeah, So I had a dream.
- 1:40:22Of my dad walking into my room to wake me up.
- 1:40:25And then I woke up. And then a minute later, my dad
- 1:40:27came into my room to wake me. Up.
- 1:40:28I seem like it could be a common thing though.
- 1:40:30Nah, that's what about your phone falling off your bed.
- 1:40:33I dreamt that I woke up, looked at my phone, it was still on my
- 1:40:36bed and then eventually it fell off.
- 1:40:41Trying to think if I had one. I had a scary one.
- 1:40:43Scary one. One time I was dreaming.
- 1:40:47I was dreaming a dream of me, of someone hovering over my bed.
- 1:40:52And dreamt me waking up to see if that that anything was there
- 1:40:56and that person was there. And then I woke up IRL and
- 1:40:59nothing was there that would I dreamt a dream of a dream.
- 1:41:02Oh, you had a dream reception that would fuck me up.
- 1:41:06That's. Weird.
- 1:41:07I had a dream of me dreaming. What happened to the Pussy
- 1:41:09dreams, man? I got a what?
- 1:41:11What are those? Dude, it was never a.
- 1:41:13Wet dream. Like.
- 1:41:14Never had a wet dream. You never had no bitches in your
- 1:41:16dream. Never had a wet dream.
- 1:41:18I feel like I've never had a wet dream either.
- 1:41:20That's crazy. I don't think I have either.
- 1:41:22I know why it's called masturbation.
- 1:41:25That's crazy. That's that's why you don't have
- 1:41:26wet. Dreams you don't even you still
- 1:41:27don't even have like a noise. Literally.
- 1:41:29Why though? Yeah, that is true.
- 1:41:30Yeah, if you don't, if you didn't jerk off for like 3
- 1:41:33months, you're having a wet dream.
- 1:41:34Oh yeah, I think your body naturally does.
- 1:41:36And you didn't have a significant other.
- 1:41:37You're having a fucking wet dream for sure.
- 1:41:39That's why I think it happens more to kids, because they don't
- 1:41:42know and then their body's just like maturing and everything.
- 1:41:46So what is that? You just wake up in the middle
- 1:41:48of the night and you're just fucking jizzing.
- 1:41:50Yeah. I guess you're probably you're
- 1:41:52probably having sex in your dream and then you just cum.
- 1:41:55It's called nocturnal emissions. That's what it is.
- 1:41:59Yeah, that isn't about it. Wait, really?
- 1:42:01Yeah, it's called nocturnal emissions.
- 1:42:03Malcolm I had to look into it. Yeah, that's to make sure I was
- 1:42:06normal. It happened.
- 1:42:07It happened. Way too.
- 1:42:08That's a good name. That's a good name for.
- 1:42:09A bed was soaked. That would have been a good name
- 1:42:12for a podcast. You guys wet the bed Ever.
- 1:42:15Yeah, I used to wet the bed a lot.
- 1:42:16Yeah, I've definitely. You dirty bitch.
- 1:42:20You fucking. I used to went to bed a lot.
- 1:42:22I don't know why, Yo. One of my earliest sleepwalking
- 1:42:24memories is me standing in the hallway pissing.
- 1:42:28But you were laying down. No, I was standing in the
- 1:42:30hallway. I feel like that was last week.
- 1:42:32And I was just pissing in the hallway.
- 1:42:33I was probably like 4 years old. I so you.
- 1:42:35Had a dream of yourself pissing in the hallway, but you were
- 1:42:37actually pissing in the hallway. It wasn't a dream.
- 1:42:40I was just pissing in the hallway, sleepwalking.
- 1:42:43You guys had dreams where you're pissing and then you wake up and
- 1:42:46then the bed. 'S and you're either pissing or
- 1:42:48you're about to pee and you're like Oh my God, I almost just
- 1:42:50pissed this whole fucking bed right now.
- 1:42:51That's how I've fallen off a bunk bed before.
- 1:42:54Wait, what? Like, I've literally gotten that
- 1:42:56feeling and that was a top bunk kid.
- 1:42:58And my brother Kenneth was on the bottom bunk and.
- 1:43:01But give it a waterfall. No, the feeling like the
- 1:43:04feeling. Water board.
- 1:43:05That was where I was like, shit, I gotta piss like, fuck, boom,
- 1:43:08poof. Oh, you just fell off just to
- 1:43:11try to get to the bathroom fast. Yeah, what about those falling?
- 1:43:14Then I got to the bathroom. Yeah, that's what we're talking
- 1:43:16about, kind. Of oh, just now.
- 1:43:17Where you're like falling and then you're that's your muscles
- 1:43:21relaxing. But how does your brain know?
- 1:43:23I've had dreams of me getting into car accidents and waking
- 1:43:25up. Oh, that's scary.
- 1:43:27Doesn't that mean something bad's gonna?
- 1:43:29Happen, Johnny. Your your your life is just
- 1:43:30revolving around car accidents. So yeah, I couldn't imagine the
- 1:43:34dreams you fucking have. Let's hear one.
- 1:43:37Come on. I was driving home.
- 1:43:40Last weekend from undisclosed location.
- 1:43:43It's like 2 in the morning. I'm sure you heard about the
- 1:43:45accident. Teaneck.
- 1:43:47Dude, I'm driving. Get off Route 4.
- 1:43:50Driving normal. Pace 40.
- 1:43:52All of a sudden cop goes fucking flying by me.
- 1:43:55I'm like, oh shit, what the? No one's out at this time and he
- 1:44:00was the first cop there. I guess it was just like it's a
- 1:44:02fucking crazy accident. Two people died but.
- 1:44:05Oh fuck. It was fucking wild.
- 1:44:10And then the next night I saw some dude was drunk as hell,
- 1:44:14just like on a what is it, Kinder?
- 1:44:18Come back where? Like the gas station is in
- 1:44:20order, though there's. Like a delta.
- 1:44:22And I make the right right there and I just see like this car all
- 1:44:26fucked up by itself. And some kids like out.
- 1:44:28He's like hide in a bottle or. Something.
- 1:44:30Oh no. And there's like a speed limit
- 1:44:3225 thing sign thing, like the electrical sign, yeah.
- 1:44:37This dude hit it and fucking destroyed it.
- 1:44:40The next night I saw this. I was like, what the fuck?
- 1:44:43I was asking. I have it on video.
- 1:44:44I'm like, yo, you good? He's like, my car is totaled and
- 1:44:47I'm like, all right, that fucking sucks.
- 1:44:49Like. Dude, I mean.
- 1:44:52It's seen a lot. Like that's like Dan the other
- 1:44:54day when he flipped his Jeep because he has no sway bars and
- 1:44:57he thought he could just like drift the Jeep and then like
- 1:45:01caught grip and just flipped over in the middle of the road.
- 1:45:04Anyway, he's OK, but then I. I like, went hiking with him
- 1:45:07next week. I'm like, yo, did they put this
- 1:45:10Drive 25 sign up for you? He's like, yeah, literally the
- 1:45:12the next. Day that was gonna be showing
- 1:45:14up. On that road, Carl?
- 1:45:17Oh, oh, how about that haunted house we went to that night?
- 1:45:21It was good. Didn't we talk about it?
- 1:45:22Yeah. We talked about.
- 1:45:23It. Yeah, we did.
- 1:45:23But we talked about the deer and everything.
- 1:45:26Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was gonna ask it.
- 1:45:27In the chat, I said, Have you guys ever had sleep paralysis?
- 1:45:31I have not. I don't.
- 1:45:32I mean, I know. I I think I have been on the
- 1:45:33edge of it but I haven't like dude it's happened to me way
- 1:45:37more. It's such a scary and for the
- 1:45:40same and there is I've had one where in the sleep paralysis
- 1:45:43there was a dream like that wasn't happening.
- 1:45:48Like what Chris said, no. Like dream within a dream.
- 1:45:50Does what I can't be kind of sleep paralysis.
- 1:45:54Are you stuck? Yeah, then.
- 1:45:58You can't move. Like I was laying on my back and
- 1:45:59then I was like there was something hovering over me.
- 1:46:02No, Yeah, no. That is sleep paralysis.
- 1:46:03And I couldn't do anything. That is, that is like you
- 1:46:05couldn't. Move.
- 1:46:06Yeah, yeah. And then.
- 1:46:07And then I woke up from my dream.
- 1:46:09Ception. Yeah, that is.
- 1:46:11Then I actually woke up. Yeah, there's like, when that's
- 1:46:15happened to me, it's always like a dream where some stuff is
- 1:46:20going on around me and like, I can see what's going on around
- 1:46:25me and like, I'm just trying to move, but I cannot.
- 1:46:28Like, no matter how hard I'm trying, I can see my limbs, I
- 1:46:31can see my body like, I'm like, what the?
- 1:46:33Fuck that is so terrifying. And then like you're trying to
- 1:46:36just as hard as you can like oh, if I just move a little bit, I
- 1:46:39can like break its. Whole.
- 1:46:41But do you see like a demon yet? Like sometimes it's like we just
- 1:46:44float in by or like something like that and I'm just like.
- 1:46:47Nope. My when I when it happens to me,
- 1:46:49I just always like my brain is usually like, oh, there's
- 1:46:53something over there, but I never look.
- 1:46:55Yeah, So I I'm either shutting my eyes or I'm like, looking
- 1:47:00somewhere else. I never look at what?
- 1:47:02Like, what wants you to look at it?
- 1:47:04That's so scary, dude. I'm never so.
- 1:47:06I've never seen anything, but like, I know that something is
- 1:47:10there. You know that word aura that
- 1:47:13Josh, like Revgasm, always likes to using?
- 1:47:16The final bout Word. Yeah, the final bout word.
- 1:47:18Dude. That word.
- 1:47:19I always be thinking about it all the time when I'm like at at
- 1:47:22a place and I'm by myself and I'm just like self analysis.
- 1:47:25I'm like dude this place got bad or bro this is bad like they got
- 1:47:30there something bad here something bad is about to happen
- 1:47:33here let me get out. Fucking run out of there.
- 1:47:36Peace. But anyway, let's get some of
- 1:47:39these questions cuz it is getting a little.
- 1:47:42All right, we've got straight crypt, there's.
- 1:47:44Quite a bit. Fire.
- 1:47:47Fire through them. What is it called?
- 1:47:49Fire them off. What's the scariest thing that
- 1:47:51ever happened to one of you? SR20 edition?
- 1:47:54That's from Andrew Fable, my Foot as a whole.
- 1:47:57Scariest thing that's ever happened to you.
- 1:47:58Frankie on with the Sr. Wait, does it involve an Sr.
- 1:48:02It has to involve an Sr. Oh, that's what he said.
- 1:48:05Yeah. Scariest thing that's ever
- 1:48:07happened to me. Hmm.
- 1:48:12God these questions are so like I got a pull in my memory.
- 1:48:15I was I was maxing out the speed and the dipstick was blowing oil
- 1:48:20like crazy onto the manifold and I was Catching Fire and I if I
- 1:48:24held it for a little longer it would have caught fire fully I
- 1:48:27think. Yeah, so I mean, I feel like
- 1:48:30this. The most nerve wracking time was
- 1:48:33when I was at H2O and we were, I was like filming something with
- 1:48:38Mike K and I had to like, drift out of this turn.
- 1:48:42And that was it. So I drifted out of this turn
- 1:48:44and, like, manjeed and went straight, but I hit a bump.
- 1:48:47And like right after we did that, I drove into a 711 or
- 1:48:52something and I looked down and just fucking oil just dripping
- 1:48:55out. And I was like, no.
- 1:48:57And it's like it was that year where it was 2016, where it was
- 1:49:00like a fucking monsoon. And I was like, fuck, dude, I
- 1:49:04got to, I got to drive this car back home.
- 1:49:06So I was just thinking like I. That year rained.
- 1:49:10I was there too. 2016, Yeah, it was raining.
- 1:49:12And then Sunday was Sunday. So I put oil in it, drove it
- 1:49:16somewhere, parked it and next day I went and got everything I
- 1:49:21needed to fix it. JB Weld everything.
- 1:49:23Fucking took the pan down, yeah. Anyway, it worked for a little
- 1:49:27bit, then the engine popped. Damn.
- 1:49:29I got home though. I like this question.
- 1:49:31This one's from static stance. Are haunted cars real like ones
- 1:49:36with a curse? Oh.
- 1:49:38I don't know. I feel like there's just some
- 1:49:41bad apples out there, right? Like stuff happening, like
- 1:49:48devil. 'S you type of shit.
- 1:49:50I kind of do think this is true because it's my car with the
- 1:49:54paint color and it's nothing scary, but it's literally you.
- 1:49:59If I paint my car Gray, it comes out green.
- 1:50:02Every single time. No matter if we use primer and
- 1:50:05you just have to have a better talk with your painter, no.
- 1:50:07Dude, I promise you. The last one was Ed, and we had
- 1:50:10a full conversation about it. I remember he sends me, he sends
- 1:50:14me a photo of the car when it's done, I look at it, I'm like,
- 1:50:17yeah, it's green. I didn't say anything to him.
- 1:50:19And then he sends another photo and he's like.
- 1:50:23Dude, what the fuck? And I'm like I told you, that's
- 1:50:27just how it is. What?
- 1:50:29Like every time, dude. Like, it doesn't matter what
- 1:50:31shade, what color code, any. If it is silver or near Gray,
- 1:50:36it's coming out a shade of green.
- 1:50:39It's like, so weird. I'm just, I'm, I'm OK with it
- 1:50:41now, 'cause it's the last color. It is like the color it is right
- 1:50:43now. I actually like it, but it used
- 1:50:46to be like a dark Gray and it would be like a hint of green.
- 1:50:49So it was like musty green and I never liked it.
- 1:50:54Dude, I paid thousands of dollars for all these paint jobs
- 1:50:57and it always came out green. I was like you.
- 1:50:59You get ready when I paint my shit.
- 1:51:00Bro, the S15 color, right? Yeah 'cause we we compared the
- 1:51:04color to an actual S15 and it's here.
- 1:51:06But the S15 was not green. But but the trunk was painted
- 1:51:11the same exact color of my car. Yeah, so it's a variation of
- 1:51:13that color. But here's the thing.
- 1:51:15Like every painter, for the last, or at least the last three
- 1:51:18of them, we've explained the situation to them and they're
- 1:51:22like. Yeah, we'll make sure.
- 1:51:24And they go through the paint, dude.
- 1:51:25I've gone through paint codes, variations of paint codes.
- 1:51:28Everyone's looked at it, we've looked at the ingredients or
- 1:51:31whatever, and we're like, there's no green in here.
- 1:51:33And then they paint it and it's fucking green, like every time
- 1:51:37and doesn't matter. We primer it.
- 1:51:39It's like, and it's not just me, other people see it, especially
- 1:51:42right now. This one is like the most minty
- 1:51:44color, but I actually like it. So I'm, I'm just leaving it.
- 1:51:48But yeah, that. I mean that.
- 1:51:49I think that's at this point, I think it's cursed.
- 1:51:52But like. I don't really care.
- 1:51:55That's like, not really a curse. Yeah, like, it's not going to,
- 1:51:57like, kill me. A curse is like.
- 1:52:00Yeah, what's the definition of a curse is like the auto factory
- 1:52:04realize blue curse. You remember that?
- 1:52:07Well, they they. Broke it.
- 1:52:09They broke the teal curse, Did they?
- 1:52:11No, they didn't. Yeah, they all painted their
- 1:52:13cars yellow. But these cars?
- 1:52:14Will always break. I thought they were just painted
- 1:52:16all the cars yellow and then now they're no longer have the teal
- 1:52:18curse. It's only one of them.
- 1:52:20No, there's two. Two of them or three?
- 1:52:22No, I think there's one. Chuck, Chucky, Poo and Gary.
- 1:52:25They both painted them. Hi, Chuck.
- 1:52:26Hi, Gary. Yellow, Yellow.
- 1:52:28I'm. Sorry, both yellow.
- 1:52:29Yeah, I fuck with it, dude. I'm so.
- 1:52:32Mad they did that. That's my favorite color.
- 1:52:33The teal color was sick. Yeah, I I like the teal color,
- 1:52:36but I hope to meet one of those guys soon, one day or something.
- 1:52:39Yeah, we got a Chuck, dude. I feel like I know, Chuck.
- 1:52:42That's why I want to go back to California like we would be
- 1:52:44relatives, like he would invite us to his home.
- 1:52:46Yeah, we got to set that up. I would take my shoes off before
- 1:52:49I walked in the house. We could talk to them about the
- 1:52:51curse. But what?
- 1:52:52What's the curse? Is this shit keeps breaking.
- 1:52:54I feel like that this something breaks.
- 1:52:56I think the teal curse. I feel like I remember watching.
- 1:52:59This curse could be anything but something that you don't want.
- 1:53:02I feel like a curse would be like, oh OK, the car gets put
- 1:53:06together perfect and then you go out first lap every single time
- 1:53:09you put it together. Perfect first lap.
- 1:53:11So what's Curse with Tom? With Tom.
- 1:53:13Him or his car? Because he's had two cars now.
- 1:53:16That's crazy, right? We've talked enough shit about.
- 1:53:19Tom. No.
- 1:53:19But like, for real, there's anyone that's cursed around you
- 1:53:22that's talking shit about him. It it's barbaric.
- 1:53:26Johnny just said he's barbaric. Johnny said.
- 1:53:30You're barbaric. Don't.
- 1:53:32Fucking throw it at the corner. Yeah, I don't know, but that's a
- 1:53:35good example. Like his old car was definitely
- 1:53:37cursed. I feel like Tom gets a lot of
- 1:53:40shit, but the problem is not the problem.
- 1:53:43But Tom just fucking survives, yeah?
- 1:53:47Every time? Well, he just makes it happen no
- 1:53:50matter what. See that's and there we go.
- 1:53:52Any other cursed cars? Anyone know of Johnny?
- 1:53:54You ever have a cursed car? You know, now, now I'm thinking
- 1:53:58about Tom has some serious patience.
- 1:54:00That's what I'm saying, yeah. He's gone through all the
- 1:54:03motivation, go through all that. I would fucking give up.
- 1:54:06I would have picked up a different hobby.
- 1:54:08Yeah, I would have picked up a fucking one.
- 1:54:10J, give Johnny the mic. I want to hear about this thing.
- 1:54:14Cursed car I'm. Not going to say whose car it.
- 1:54:15Is. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:54:16Yeah. But because they still have,
- 1:54:18like if they want to sell it, it wouldn't be.
- 1:54:19Good. Yeah.
- 1:54:20Like, gets it all painted nice, You know?
- 1:54:24Gets hit like you guys worked on the car too, you know?
- 1:54:27OK, no, no, no, no. But whatever gets it all painted
- 1:54:33nice. It's a nice expensive car.
- 1:54:35Someone backs into it. Door Fender side, squirt, all
- 1:54:38broken. And is it?
- 1:54:41Oh, gets the whole car, like, sprayed again.
- 1:54:43All fixed up, you know. And this was like a full paint
- 1:54:47job on the car. Full paint job.
- 1:54:48It got done and then it got hit. And then like couple months
- 1:54:51later the car has been parked for a few months.
- 1:54:53You get the bag guys working in his apartment, in the garage, on
- 1:54:57the wires, boom, right on the hood.
- 1:55:00Just like. Oh, scratched all over.
- 1:55:03So like, no matter what you do, yeah, there's definitely people
- 1:55:06that do that too. And they, like always fix their
- 1:55:08car and then like some crazy shit happens, like a tree falls
- 1:55:11on it or something, it's. Like.
- 1:55:14Yeah. You fix it and then it something
- 1:55:17happens. The Teal Curse is a good one
- 1:55:18too, though that really is All right.
- 1:55:20Next next one. This one's from Ricardo Fucking
- 1:55:25Ricardo. Is the movie The Thing
- 1:55:29considered sci-fi, thriller or? Horror.
- 1:55:32What movie? The thing that's a sci-fi horror
- 1:55:36movie. The thing.
- 1:55:38You never saw the thing? No, I don't care to see it.
- 1:55:41You should see it. Can you give us the plot?
- 1:55:43The plot. There's scientists, and I think
- 1:55:46it's Alaska or Antarctica. No, it's gotta be Alaska.
- 1:55:49If there is something science involved, it is usually yeah,
- 1:55:54it's in the name. But they basically like they dig
- 1:55:57up some shit that they shouldn't have.
- 1:55:59I don't remember how how it gets into their like base, but I
- 1:56:07think someone someone gets bitten, cursed, whatever it is
- 1:56:12and then they bring the body back in.
- 1:56:14And then the body like opens up and like it's kind of like
- 1:56:18aliens in a way. But yeah, yeah.
- 1:56:20And then like something comes out of it and then that's
- 1:56:22running around through the ship and like killing people.
- 1:56:26Not, not killing people, but like taking people over, like
- 1:56:28takes over your body and sounds familiar.
- 1:56:30It's really creepy. They made a remake and the
- 1:56:32remake was pretty good too. So but yeah, I would say sci-fi
- 1:56:36heart. And I would also.
- 1:56:39I don't know, man. I people don't like when I say
- 1:56:41this shit, but like, I I consider like.
- 1:56:44Other movies like Terminator would be a sci-fi horror movie.
- 1:56:47The first one that's just a plain Jane sci-fi movie.
- 1:56:50But it's it's scary. The guy's trying to murder
- 1:56:52people. I guess it's like Jason, almost
- 1:56:55like he's literally just trying to kill someone.
- 1:56:58All right, this one's a car. 1 situated SXS 14 auto to manual
- 1:57:04swap. Why am I not getting power to my
- 1:57:06fuel pump? Give me two reasons why and I'll
- 1:57:09get. I'll give, We'll give him two
- 1:57:10reasons. I got one and you didn't bring
- 1:57:12it. To Johnny said he didn't, Yeah,
- 1:57:16didn't bring it to faction. What?
- 1:57:18What do you do? No power to the fuel pump.
- 1:57:20S14 manual swap. Dude, that's that F4 plug or
- 1:57:24some shit. Probably.
- 1:57:25No, that's due to the alternator.
- 1:57:27Really. Mm hmm, you're talking about the
- 1:57:29interface. Yeah, that weird dash plug.
- 1:57:31Yeah, he needs the dash plug. He.
- 1:57:33Probably didn't wire it up right.
- 1:57:35Yeah, look into the dash plug. Yeah, the F4 connector.
- 1:57:38Unless unless he's got he bought a harness or something, then you
- 1:57:41should just call wiring specialties.
- 1:57:43I'll walk you through that shit. That's what they get paid to do.
- 1:57:46Send us an e-mail. Don't.
- 1:57:47Send me an e-mail. Unless you're bringing the car.
- 1:57:53SCX. Mary canceled my Runescape
- 1:57:55subscription to sub the Patreon. Keep it up, boys.
- 1:57:58Thank you. We appreciate that.
- 1:58:00Frankie said he's going to pile all the money together and buy
- 1:58:02me one JCGTEVVTI. Damn.
- 1:58:04No one ever said that. But OK, what is a good price for
- 1:58:07ASR 20 in unknown condition? 2 grand?
- 1:58:09All right. Next question. 2 grand You ain't
- 1:58:12getting one. It's come up.
- 1:58:14I see it you. Seen them it's like unknown
- 1:58:17condition, lost compression in cylinder 4, boom 2 grand.
- 1:58:20I guess, I guess, 'cause that was the price of a good one
- 1:58:23about. Yeah, that's that's how it goes.
- 1:58:26All right. Sorry.
- 1:58:27I'm. There's a lot of these
- 1:58:28questions, and I I feel like we always cut it short, and I want
- 1:58:31to make sure I get them all this time.
- 1:58:32Yeah, that's fine. FRS.
- 1:58:33Zach, number one favorite candy around the room.
- 1:58:35Go. Frankie 3 seconds.
- 1:58:36Favorite candy? Yeah, Kit Kat.
- 1:58:39Reese's sticks. Yeah.
- 1:58:41Reese's sticks for you, Johnny. Gummy bears for me.
- 1:58:44Go. Like any sour gummy worms.
- 1:58:48Sour candy. Really.
- 1:58:49Yeah. Nice.
- 1:58:50Hey, that was good. OK, #2 best costumes in this
- 1:58:53room, I think. I think Malcolm and.
- 1:58:57Malcolm takes the win. Yeah dude, that is top.
- 1:59:05Yo. Who was?
- 1:59:09That. It doesn't help but have these
- 1:59:12sunglasses on guys. It's hit black.
- 1:59:19Oh my God, Carl. Are you OK?
- 1:59:23Holy shit. That.
- 1:59:24Was horrible. Who wasn't?
- 1:59:25Oh my God. I don't know.
- 1:59:27It looked like Lewis. Lewis.
- 1:59:29Yeah, come in here, Mystery clown.
- 1:59:33That was crazy. Oh my God.
- 1:59:35That was scarier than any fucking haunted house ever.
- 1:59:37He's just dipped. Was that real?
- 1:59:40It was a figment of our imagination.
- 1:59:42Was that real? Mystery clown, Come back I.
- 1:59:45Hope you didn't go to the bathroom.
- 1:59:47That's crazy. You were in there, dropped off
- 1:59:49the Cosbys. That's crazy.
- 1:59:51Don't call it that. Holy shit, that was horrifying.
- 1:59:55That was the best jump scare. Ever.
- 1:59:58That was the that was the highest my heart rate has ever.
- 2:00:01Been Did you pee? No.
- 2:00:03OK, Malcolm, I keep blocking your phone.
- 2:00:06That's payback, Johnny. Oh my God.
- 2:00:10I hope that was someone we know because they're still out there.
- 2:00:13The fact that the door is just unlocked during this whole
- 2:00:16entire time, I mean, I did it on purpose for Johnny, but this
- 2:00:19time I didn't really know. Who would survive Michael Myers?
- 2:00:24Only one survives. This is from Eddie.
- 2:00:27I don't know. Wait, wait.
- 2:00:29It's like frill, Like, no cap. I don't know who that was.
- 2:00:32Not stop. Shut that no.
- 2:00:33Text bro, there's a script. This is a script that quick,
- 2:00:37quick happen. All right.
- 2:00:40Next question. Next cue.
- 2:00:43I fuck you. Who would survive Michael Myers?
- 2:00:46Who would survive Michael Myers? Like in like anybody or people.
- 2:00:49Anybody in this room. Yeah, any of us, I guess.
- 2:00:52I'm not surviving. All you have to do is run.
- 2:00:56Forever I would survive. Forever, yeah.
- 2:00:58I feel like I would survive. That's true.
- 2:00:59He doesn't run. Based off of pure.
- 2:01:04So that fucking fan on your fucking alien costume?
- 2:01:08Is annoying, right? No.
- 2:01:09Well, he's calling the ship down.
- 2:01:12Oh, you you about to be out? Yeah.
- 2:01:15My ride is here, but based off of adrenaline alone, just
- 2:01:21getting the clown over here, whoever that was.
- 2:01:23Lewis If it isn't Lewis, whoever fucking guy off the street like
- 2:01:28I, if I let it go, I'd be running through that fucking
- 2:01:33wall. Straight home on pure nothing.
- 2:01:38I don't even remember the young. Car keeps licking him on.
- 2:01:41Because. Anytime one of you look over
- 2:01:43here, I'm not letting it fly. I I I let it fly.
- 2:01:46I know. I I let myself.
- 2:01:47I like to be honest. He stuck in so well.
- 2:01:49None of us even. Saw him.
- 2:01:50I let my guard down and look what happens.
- 2:01:52I should have been away. I didn't know he was there and I
- 2:01:54saw Malcolm 's face and I was like and then I looked and by
- 2:01:58that time he was already scaring you.
- 2:02:00So he stuck in here so good. I.
- 2:02:02I saw him when he was scared, yeah.
- 2:02:04I saw him bend down to scare Carl.
- 2:02:06What was the question? But I didn't see him walk past
- 2:02:09the window. Yeah, I mean.
- 2:02:10Who would survive Michael Myers? Oh, I think me motherfucker.
- 2:02:13I've seen every movie. I know every fucking way to kill
- 2:02:16him. You know the like the tricks,
- 2:02:18tips and tricks. I got that mother motherfucker.
- 2:02:21You played the tutorial. Didn't they put him in a grinder
- 2:02:23at the last one? I don't know.
- 2:02:25Yeah, they did. They did.
- 2:02:26He's still alive somehow. Probably.
- 2:02:29The best tips for sema looking for some kind of engineering
- 2:02:33internship entry job? I don't know, bro.
- 2:02:35Don't ask us your tips on SEMA. We've never been.
- 2:02:37There. I don't think this is the right
- 2:02:39group, but hey man, if if it helps, check LinkedIn.
- 2:02:42This is what I've gotten. Check LinkedIn.
- 2:02:44Check the company website. Keep applying.
- 2:02:46Didn't work. Maybe didn't work for me with
- 2:02:48your resume, didn't work for me, but is he going to sema?
- 2:02:51I don't know. Gotta be.
- 2:02:52Best of luck to you brother. That blue truck 240.
- 2:02:56Why do y'all hate the one UZ? Why does everybody hate it?
- 2:03:00I love it. I don't know.
- 2:03:01I hate it. There's there's a lack of
- 2:03:03aftermarket. It's slow out the box.
- 2:03:04It's different from that it's AV 8 is probably why I don't like.
- 2:03:08It aside from that, it sounds great.
- 2:03:10I mean, that's the main reason it's a.
- 2:03:11Good sounding V8 here Johnny, What do you think?
- 2:03:13Why? I don't like it.
- 2:03:14Yeah, Give him the mic, dude. Close it down.
- 2:03:19If you're scared, I only like things that are 4 cylinder with
- 2:03:23a 86 millimeter bore and that's a stroke. 87 I think.
- 2:03:28Yeah, I think it's even right, isn't it 86 or 86 or 87?
- 2:03:31The stroke of SR20 I forget. It's the same as a 4B11T.
- 2:03:34So yeah, yeah, I only like those two things.
- 2:03:37That's why the those engines sound so similar.
- 2:03:39They sound good drifting, that's why we like them.
- 2:03:41V8 doesn't really sound good. Drifting to me.
- 2:03:43I mean, it doesn't. Sound good doing anything?
- 2:03:45I'm going to be honest, yeah. Maybe like LS that's like got
- 2:03:50like 900 horsepower. Yeah, or like I don't.
- 2:03:52Know if it's not hops car. It don't sound good.
- 2:03:55Yeah, exactly. Like it needs to be some crazy
- 2:03:57shit. And then even then, I don't want
- 2:03:59to hear it every. Loud.
- 2:04:00And then you got four more, like you got four more spark plugs to
- 2:04:02buy. You got four more coil packs to
- 2:04:04buy. Here's just double the price.
- 2:04:06Here's another reason why I don't like those.
- 2:04:08And what what is it? One UZ Yeah 'cause you could
- 2:04:10just buy an LS and your life would be way better.
- 2:04:12Oh yeah, that's cool. What's the point?
- 2:04:14Just to make it Japanese? Just don't even just put an Sr.
- 2:04:17in it then, Yeah, or A1 JC. I'm over though.
- 2:04:21Yeah, I'm over that. Next question.
- 2:04:23I'm pulling, I'm pulling the plug on this costume cuz the
- 2:04:26sound of the fan is yeah yeah yeah, it's fine.
- 2:04:29I need to get out of it. I'm getting annoyed.
- 2:04:32Well, when we go get food, we'll refresh it.
- 2:04:36Nah, I'm taking it off. No, no, no.
- 2:04:37I can't fit in my car with we're not all going out like this and
- 2:04:40you're not wearing that costume. No, I'm dressed like a skater.
- 2:04:43Nah, dude, you got it. Bro, that's cap.
- 2:04:47I don't want to sit like, no, it's fine.
- 2:04:49You can take you. You can dress into it when we
- 2:04:51get there. No, I might just accidentally
- 2:04:54have it fly out. Can can everyone in the chat
- 2:04:56make sure to tell Carl that he has to wear his Halloween
- 2:04:58costume when we go get dinner later, all right?
- 2:05:01Or else he's a little bitch. All right.
- 2:05:03Next question, Carl. I don't know.
- 2:05:05I might not be able to move because I'm in this costume.
- 2:05:08You're such a little bitch God. Damn it.
- 2:05:10Cues. I'm trying.
- 2:05:14Oh, I like the Halloween pod thing you posted, Malcolm.
- 2:05:17Thanks favorite horror movie villain.
- 2:05:19This is boosted 92 Coupe. Texas Chainsaw?
- 2:05:22Man, that's easy. Jigsaw.
- 2:05:23I don't know a lot of them. Let's see.
- 2:05:25Oh, Ghostface. Ghostface Scream.
- 2:05:30OK, how about you Malcolm? Horror movie.
- 2:05:36Horror movie The villain. Villains like a slasher movie,
- 2:05:42right? Yeah, like any horror movie, I
- 2:05:44guess. Yeah, any horror movie.
- 2:05:46Jigsaw. Jigsaw is yours.
- 2:05:49The one that's the trauma that's that it instilled in me forever.
- 2:05:53Yeah, I don't really know many, so I'd probably say Ghostface 2,
- 2:05:56cuz I'd watched those recently for the first time.
- 2:05:59That kind of hinders this next question.
- 2:06:01Useless because. Matt from Basin said.
- 2:06:05What's up? Matt said top five horror movies
- 2:06:07for each person. I don't know.
- 2:06:09I'm ready to go. Go, Frankie, give us your five.
- 2:06:12I know you got 50. I don't.
- 2:06:14I never thought of this. So I'm going to go back and
- 2:06:16change all of them eventually. Is it?
- 2:06:17Diego Diego from Bald Head watches your stories and we
- 2:06:21cracked up one day because he was like, why is Frankie
- 2:06:23reviewing horror movies? And I'm like, I'm so mad I
- 2:06:26didn't watch any more of them. I should have kept going, but,
- 2:06:29well, it wasn't really a great Halloween.
- 2:06:31Johnny, stop fucking looking over here, bro.
- 2:06:32Let's close the door. He's scared.
- 2:06:34Top five horror movies. I didn't like the feeling it
- 2:06:36gave me. It was scary.
- 2:06:38Yeah. Scared.
- 2:06:39All genuine. Fear.
- 2:06:40Whoever that was is lucky I didn't.
- 2:06:42A little bit more of a fear and that it will trigger that top
- 2:06:46five. All right, I'm just going to
- 2:06:47name some random ones. The original Scream is one of my
- 2:06:50favorite movies of all time. Nice.
- 2:06:54I don't know. What is it?
- 2:06:56Nope. Nope.
- 2:06:57Nope. Nope.
- 2:06:58Is a really good movie. I don't think it's top five, but
- 2:07:03it's definitely a really good movie.
- 2:07:05What else? The 6th Sense is is honestly one
- 2:07:09of my favorite horror movies. Classic.
- 2:07:11OK yeah, Sixth Sense is good. I would say a Texas Chainsaw
- 2:07:16Massacre remake in O3 is probably one of my favorite
- 2:07:18horror movies. Classic, classic, Johnny.
- 2:07:20What are we looking at? Let's.
- 2:07:23Close the doors, you guys. Stop looking.
- 2:07:26I'm sorry, but well, Nightmare on Elm Street is top three, so
- 2:07:31that's on there. The original.
- 2:07:34And then I'm sorry, but Jurassic Park is a horror movie and
- 2:07:37that's on my top five. Really.
- 2:07:38All. Right.
- 2:07:39That's interesting. OK, Terminator two.
- 2:07:43No, that's not a horror movie to me.
- 2:07:45Oh, to me. What?
- 2:07:46Oh, the first one. The first one was.
- 2:07:48Yeah. This one's Jonathan 240 Sxi.
- 2:07:50Like this one too. I like that people knew that
- 2:07:53this one was a bullshit one and asked these good questions, OK?
- 2:07:57You boys have to hunt. Your boys have to hunt you down.
- 2:08:01Which one gets you and who? Don't know guns, just hands?
- 2:08:05This is Jonathan 240SX. So let's do everyone in this
- 2:08:08room I. Guess everyone in this room.
- 2:08:10I don't know why, but I feel like Malcolm.
- 2:08:13I can get away from Malcolm. You're bugging.
- 2:08:16You're not getting away from me. Bro, I'm covering myself in
- 2:08:18fucking 5W30 off the rack outside and I dare you to try to
- 2:08:22catch me grabbing a greased hog. I feel like Frankie would entrap
- 2:08:28me. Grease.
- 2:08:31Dog Frankie would entrap me. He would like put A1J underneath
- 2:08:34a crate with a stick and then lure me in there and pull it.
- 2:08:37And then he caught me. So this is just who?
- 2:08:39Who can you not get away from? You think?
- 2:08:41I think who would get me is, is Johnny you and I don't know why,
- 2:08:47but I feel like I get away from Chris just from speed alone.
- 2:08:49I feel like I know I'm hesitant to say Chris.
- 2:08:51I want to say Chris is the one. That I feel like Chris could
- 2:08:53grab me because he could hug me the hardest, but if I get away
- 2:08:55from him, I'm out running him. So there's no, there's no
- 2:08:58problem there. Speed over strength Speed over
- 2:09:00strength. I'm.
- 2:09:00Going to be like Michael Myers. I'm just going to walk until.
- 2:09:03He fucking you know your fate. I'm.
- 2:09:05Just going to walk until you're you're trapped.
- 2:09:08I don't know. Johnny did sneak up and scare
- 2:09:10the shit out of Carl's. Quietly.
- 2:09:11That's what I'm saying. Johnny, I feel like would scare
- 2:09:13me with some super crazy speed. I'm waiting to fight Malcolm one
- 2:09:16day, so I don't. Know.
- 2:09:18Just wait. Just wait on it.
- 2:09:19We're going to live stream it you.
- 2:09:20Guys are going to look like 2 fucking Pelicans hopping over
- 2:09:22these desks. We're going to live stream it,
- 2:09:24Johnny. Who you think would kill you out
- 2:09:25of this group? Malcolm 100% Oh shit.
- 2:09:31OK, it'll. Be like up in a tree or
- 2:09:32something. Yeah, I'm getting a high ground.
- 2:09:34You're not. You're.
- 2:09:34Flying Squirrel. You're not going to know then.
- 2:09:37You're done, Chris. What do you think?
- 2:09:41Hard to say. Yeah, it is hard to say,
- 2:09:44Malcolm, who's killing you in this group?
- 2:09:45Who's killing me? Frankie.
- 2:09:48Frankie. Because he's probably going to
- 2:09:49shoot me. No guns, No.
- 2:09:51Guns. Oh, no guns, no guns.
- 2:09:53Just. Hands.
- 2:09:53But I feel like Frankie would know.
- 2:09:57I feel like me and Johnny are pretty evenly matched, so he
- 2:10:00could probably get me. What are you trying to?
- 2:10:03Say I'm beating the shit out of you.
- 2:10:05You're fucking crazy. You're not getting nowhere near
- 2:10:07me. You ain't coming to work
- 2:10:09tomorrow. I'm I'm telling you, the only
- 2:10:11reason why I could get away from Malcolm is 'cause I would have
- 2:10:14to slip. I would have to slip away.
- 2:10:16Yeah. You think he really hold you
- 2:10:18down? I think that he would hit a
- 2:10:20throw a punch at me and his fists would hurt, 'cause they're
- 2:10:22so Bony. I don't choke the fuck out of
- 2:10:24that guy or girl, whatever he identifies as I know.
- 2:10:29You want to choke me moving on next?
- 2:10:32Question. A J MB dot S14 First three mods
- 2:10:42for SR20 Tubular manifold Boost controller.
- 2:10:48And type X tail lights. And type X tail lights.
- 2:10:53Wait for an SR20. Yeah. 1st 3 Mods you said type X
- 2:10:57tail lights. For the SR20, they're.
- 2:10:58Only Sr. compatible. You can only put them on a car
- 2:11:01when you have an Sr. What's the context though?
- 2:11:04Like what? What is the setup?
- 2:11:05I guess just whatever you have an Sr. 20 OK, let's say I'll
- 2:11:08give the context. You have a stock 180 or stock
- 2:11:11Sylvia. Oh yeah, tubular manifold, cat
- 2:11:13back exhaust and a boost controller.
- 2:11:15I don't know intercooler, bro. Heat.
- 2:11:18Soap. Nah, bro, Can we just talk about
- 2:11:23how there's still a demon outside in the shop somewhere?
- 2:11:25Yeah, I keep fucking turning around, dude.
- 2:11:27Stop fucking around, dude. Just for me, change the oil.
- 2:11:32Yeah, put a nice HKS oil filter on there and fix all the leaks.
- 2:11:37That's the second mod. OK.
- 2:11:38And the third mod is. No, no, this is this is a brand
- 2:11:42new 180 or brand new Sylvia. We're in the 90s.
- 2:11:45I don't know. Man, you want to upgrade, don't
- 2:11:47do anything in that fucking engine.
- 2:11:50Stop looking over here. I'm worried as much as you are.
- 2:11:53I know who the fuck is out. There, that's cap.
- 2:11:55Yes, you don't. Yes, you don't.
- 2:11:57Yes, you don't. No, no, no.
- 2:11:58No, you don't. I'm sorry.
- 2:12:01I know when don't stop in that pen, Carl.
- 2:12:03I know when you're fucking. I know when you.
- 2:12:05Why don't you? Turn it around.
- 2:12:07I know when you fucking have something, just close.
- 2:12:09The you want to close the door, I'll close the.
- 2:12:10Door. No, don't, don't.
- 2:12:11All right. Next question.
- 2:12:12It's making my heart rate high. I'm burning fat right now.
- 2:12:14It's good. Next cue, next cue.
- 2:12:19Quit Cap and Frankie. I can hit you, dude.
- 2:12:24Engine mods or body kit. All right, now there's
- 2:12:29something. Oh, it was Frankie's hat.
- 2:12:31Engine mods are body kit. Slash over fenders for street
- 2:12:34slash drift card. Wait, what?
- 2:12:37What do they mean? I would mod the motor first.
- 2:12:40I wouldn't. You wouldn't?
- 2:12:41No. You would get aesthetic stuff
- 2:12:43first, yeah. Of course.
- 2:12:44That's correct. This one's from Smooth Brained
- 2:12:47Sam. Faction Tag Team Wrestling match
- 2:12:49Who's the teams and who wins who?
- 2:12:52Wrestle. Oh, that's good.
- 2:12:54I'm fucking all you up. Me and Chris is probably going.
- 2:12:56To me and Chris versus Frankie and Malcolm.
- 2:12:59Oh, then you guys got no shot then?
- 2:13:00Yeah. Sure, about that.
- 2:13:02Where does Jesus come on there? Jesus is the ref.
- 2:13:04He's the ref he look like a ref he.
- 2:13:06Do look like. A.
- 2:13:08Ref. He look like a ref.
- 2:13:10That's crazy fight. All right.
- 2:13:14That'd be a close match. I don't know who would that.
- 2:13:15'D be a close win, I think anyone with Chris on their team
- 2:13:18might. Win, I think because of.
- 2:13:19Chris, just that I would, our team would win.
- 2:13:22Tire him out till he falls on you?
- 2:13:24Nah. Bro, that's why all that anger
- 2:13:26is bottled up. Saving him for fuel.
- 2:13:29He hasn't jerked off in two weeks.
- 2:13:31He's ready to let. Testosterone levels out the
- 2:13:34roof. All right, this is Tyler.
- 2:13:37Say what? What's your go to Halloween
- 2:13:38candy? I think we all said that Kit
- 2:13:40Kat, Reese's, Reese's. I got gummy worms and some sour
- 2:13:44candy for apple You. Fucking lose Apple.
- 2:13:47What? Kidding.
- 2:13:48I'm kidding Apple. What?
- 2:13:49There's an apple in my. Candy apples are good, though.
- 2:13:51No apples say that I fuck we candy apple.
- 2:13:53Fuck. We Candy.
- 2:13:54What? Frankie's car done when?
- 2:13:57Also more content of it being put together.
- 2:13:59I agree. That's Trevor X Breen.
- 2:14:02No, it's not. Next question.
- 2:14:05Well, you heard it here all right, Pudva.
- 2:14:07I don't know how to say that name.
- 2:14:08PUD Pudva. If you had to drift an American
- 2:14:11car, what would you choose? SN95 Mustang with a KB D body
- 2:14:14kit, that's those are nice shit you've ever said bro, Can you
- 2:14:18guys roast his ass for? That it like.
- 2:14:20Weirdly looks good to me. You're gonna have to find a new
- 2:14:23Drift team. You clearly just have a closed
- 2:14:25mind. KBD is ass.
- 2:14:27It looks good. Looks like ass.
- 2:14:29He made a fucking 2 by he. Made something that I like, I
- 2:14:35like question before, I don't talk to you for the rest.
- 2:14:37Of the I like it. Keep an open mind.
- 2:14:38Car Crown Victoria Mine would be a Mustang too, but definitely
- 2:14:41not with KBD on. It yes you would.
- 2:14:43No. It looks good.
- 2:14:45He did a good job. We'll have to see more of them,
- 2:14:47I feel. Like, what about that Camaro,
- 2:14:49though, was drifting this weekend.
- 2:14:50That shit was big as hell. Yeah.
- 2:14:52What? Camaro?
- 2:14:53Yeah, Well, stop looking out there.
- 2:14:55You keep looking right here. I like to keep.
- 2:14:57Lookers close the door. Well, you're so scared.
- 2:15:01Just let it happen. No.
- 2:15:08Fucking hey, pick an American car.
- 2:15:11We did that. OK, this is from Ethan Lazarus
- 2:15:13himself. Here we go.
- 2:15:16You know, it's really spooky. People still wanting welded
- 2:15:19diffs over LSD. That is kind of spooky.
- 2:15:25Here's another one from Ethan. Was that a good Ethan?
- 2:15:27No, you could have been better. OK, hold on.
- 2:15:29Here's a better one. Hey, Ethan, you want to ask your
- 2:15:32question now? Yeah, I guess I'll ask it.
- 2:15:36Did you know The Exorcist is based on a true story?
- 2:15:39Just found this out today. Yeah, I I definitely knew that.
- 2:15:43But there's a lot of exorcism stories out there, and there's
- 2:15:47even recordings of them. Yeah, I don't like watching
- 2:15:49those. Nope.
- 2:15:50Yeah, I don't like why I don't. Like, feel like I've been in.
- 2:15:52Well, if you're ever alone at night and you don't know how to
- 2:15:53fall asleep, just bring one of those up on YouTube.
- 2:15:55Why? Audio.
- 2:15:57Only one would never heard them. Do that?
- 2:15:59No. What would make me want to do
- 2:16:01that? This shit is twisted.
- 2:16:03Exactly. I'm not going to do that.
- 2:16:04It's real, man. I'm good.
- 2:16:05It's real, definitely. This is from Frankie, our other
- 2:16:09overnight stop. Frankenbase S14 What haunted
- 2:16:13house are we hitting next? I don't think we're going to hit
- 2:16:15another one. We should go to Brighton Asylum,
- 2:16:17Frankie. How long does it go till?
- 2:16:19Probably November 2nd or something.
- 2:16:21I'm good. We'll just put him on it.
- 2:16:22We don't have any time. I want to see Carl run to the
- 2:16:25next zip code in fear. No one wants to see that.
- 2:16:27He almost just did. Pat Lynch I believe this is the
- 2:16:30guy who wants to buy my FNA ones.
- 2:16:32I hope you buy them. What is the most scary random
- 2:16:34encounter you've? Experienced.
- 2:16:36I feel like we talked a lot about that right there.
- 2:16:40That again, was the worst fear. I turned around.
- 2:16:41There's a face right in my face, and it was ready to go.
- 2:16:45Wait. Scariest random encounter.
- 2:16:48Yeah, one time I thought I was getting robbed on God, I thought
- 2:16:51I was getting one. Like, I was walking.
- 2:16:55It was late at night. I was leaving, I was leaving
- 2:16:58somewhere. I was walking and I just thought
- 2:17:01I was somebody fucking said, yo. And I'm like.
- 2:17:06But he's like, that's something something I didn't understand.
- 2:17:09I'm like, whatever, man. I just started walking to my
- 2:17:10car. I turn around, I turn around and
- 2:17:16I fucking hear him walking toward me, like behind me.
- 2:17:20So, all right, that's weird. So I should keep walking for a
- 2:17:23little bit, normally, if it's something that I feel like I can
- 2:17:25defend myself from. This guy was kind of big.
- 2:17:28So I was like, all right, well, this is not a good situation.
- 2:17:31I have my car keys on. I got a backpack on me with like
- 2:17:33some work stuff in it. I can't be doing this, so I just
- 2:17:37decided to go in and all out. Fucking knees to chest, Sprint
- 2:17:40back to the you just start running.
- 2:17:42Yeah, I knew where my car was. I just started running, so now
- 2:17:46he knows you're scared. OK, So what are you going to do?
- 2:17:49I'm already running. He's going to chase you good.
- 2:17:51Luck fucking catching me on my feet.
- 2:17:52I could run for a while. One so he didn't catch you on
- 2:17:55straight. Dummy Energy.
- 2:17:56Yeah. My car was blocked.
- 2:17:57I was parked like 2 blocks away. By that point, you're going to
- 2:18:01give up. I'm telling you, I'm Usain Bolt
- 2:18:02when I'm scared. Dude, I'm gone.
- 2:18:05I got a gun pulled on me once. Hey, that's kind of what mine
- 2:18:07is, too. Yeah, I got a gun pulling.
- 2:18:10This dude was looking for somebody and then his friend
- 2:18:12came and he's like, yo, that's not him.
- 2:18:14He goes, I Where the fuck were you in?
- 2:18:16The city in the Heights, Washington Heights.
- 2:18:19Damn boy. Damn, Chris was outside, you
- 2:18:21know what I'm saying? I was in the woods playing
- 2:18:23airsoft and then all of a sudden, weird, put your hands up
- 2:18:25and we're like, what? Who's that?
- 2:18:27We look up and there's just fucking the town police just all
- 2:18:29aiming guns at us and we're like, wait.
- 2:18:34What? And then we got arrested.
- 2:18:36All right, this is from Josh. Hello, Josh.
- 2:18:40Josh, he said. How's my DIF?
- 2:18:43It's sitting right where you left it, so we should probably
- 2:18:46get to that. What kind of friend are you All
- 2:18:49right? Just kidding.
- 2:18:50They got a big You don't need that because we're going to see
- 2:18:52him. Why do I feel like he?
- 2:18:56Might need that. Isn't Drift appellation.
- 2:18:58We've been really fucking busy, man.
- 2:18:59I I I mean, which is a good thing, but yeah.
- 2:19:03Damn. Maybe do that.
- 2:19:04There's too much shit going on. Does Michael Myers have a drift
- 2:19:07car? Yes, it's a Crown Victoria he
- 2:19:09did in our Halloween movie that we were making.
- 2:19:12Where you spooky cookie? Yeah, it was the spooky cookie.
- 2:19:15Damn. Frankie's Top 3 Horror movies.
- 2:19:18I feel like we did that already, kind of, yeah.
- 2:19:20Yeah. Scariest experience in a car.
- 2:19:21We did that as well. You're gonna have to scrub back
- 2:19:23through this footage to get that.
- 2:19:24There's so many good horror movies though, man.
- 2:19:26What's your way too many? What's your opinion on Hall Tech
- 2:19:29ECU? I would personally run one.
- 2:19:31I wouldn't. I do a link.
- 2:19:32Probably, honestly, from what we experienced so far, Carl Link
- 2:19:35has been it. Really.
- 2:19:36Lately. Lately, Yeah, in that red.
- 2:19:38Limit link be hit. Fix that.
- 2:19:41Link be link I. Will say though.
- 2:19:42Link Infinity Poo Poo Poo. Who's the last one?
- 2:19:48Fuck, I didn't get the name on this one.
- 2:19:49Last one is fuck Malcolm is closed.
- 2:19:54Yeah, but the last one is who's scarier, Freddy or Jason?
- 2:19:59And why from? RHD Max, Jason.
- 2:20:02I mean, Freddy for me. 'Cause in your dreams, dude, he
- 2:20:06haunts your dream. You can't go to sleep.
- 2:20:08Yeah, and I feel like Jason, he's just a character.
- 2:20:11Yeah. It's just a dude who's a good
- 2:20:13strength. Attacks people in a log cabin
- 2:20:15when they're having sex? Yeah, yeah, Nightmare on Elm
- 2:20:18Street is the best concept for a movie.
- 2:20:20Like shit. Terrifying.
- 2:20:22Or else you get killed. Well, this was a fun one.
- 2:20:26Definitely different. Luis, you could come out now
- 2:20:28please. You don't know if that was.
- 2:20:31I have a feeling that it was Lewis.
- 2:20:33Was it Lewis? I don't know who it was.
- 2:20:34I seen his sideburns. I feel like Lewis's sideburns.
- 2:20:37The crazy part is if we. End this walk outside and
- 2:20:39there's not a car. Nobody in the shop?
- 2:20:41Yeah, no one's there. So that means someone just came
- 2:20:44in. Nah, because I'm just going to
- 2:20:45think about, you know, that's it.
- 2:20:47I'm going to drive my car. I got a fresh alignment.
- 2:20:49We got the these boys are going to sema, Someone said.
- 2:20:53Do you like the Taylor Swift memes I send?
- 2:20:55I haven't. I don't think I've seen any of
- 2:20:56those. It's probably in your message
- 2:20:58request, you fucking asshole. You probably never even checked
- 2:21:01those. OK?
- 2:21:03Keep that energy. Up.
- 2:21:04Damn. Fuck.
- 2:21:06But OK, so yeah, this weekend we have cart, track comp, Casino
- 2:21:11Royale comp. I'm going to be driving in it.
- 2:21:13Unfortunately, the gang is not going to be present.
- 2:21:15They're going to be at semen. Sorry.
- 2:21:18Sema. I was like, huh?
- 2:21:22Johnny, are you going to come? Casino Royale cart.
- 2:21:25Track comp, baby. Let's do it.
- 2:21:26For you, those are not doing anything Saturday.
- 2:21:28Go support the boy. Thank you.
- 2:21:30Yeah. Watch him lose.
- 2:21:31I'm going to get knocked out first round after hyping all
- 2:21:34this shit up. Maybe he'll win.
- 2:21:36It's going to be the it's going to be the crusher for me because
- 2:21:38I'm always joking with Frankie. I'm like, yeah, I'm about to be
- 2:21:40a Formula D driver one day, bro. Watch.
- 2:21:43There it goes. Where's this clown at, man?
- 2:21:45Stop fucking tweeting. It was a clown, right?
- 2:21:48Yeah, it was. It was a clown.
- 2:21:49Scary. Clown.
- 2:21:50Half the face of a clown. He came in so quick and
- 2:21:53disappeared so. Far clown come back.
- 2:21:56He's been gone. For a minute.
- 2:21:57I don't think he's coming back if you just be good if.
- 2:22:01We Frankie these candles, they're they're not looking that
- 2:22:04great. But thank you guys so much for
- 2:22:05listening. This has been a happy Halloween
- 2:22:07pod. Have a safe.
- 2:22:08Happy Halloween. Yeah, happy Halloween.
- 2:22:10Make sure you go trick or treating and.
- 2:22:11Make sure to be conscious on what kind of candy you're
- 2:22:13handing out. If it's got peanuts and the kids
- 2:22:15got a peanut allergy, you can get sued.
- 2:22:17Just be careful. Thank you guys so much.
- 2:22:18Yeah, and if you got kids, make sure you take them trick or
- 2:22:20treating. Don't do no dumb shit.
- 2:22:21Yeah, trick or treating go to the expensive places.
- 2:22:23Not my neighborhood. Yeah, and it's, it's cabbage
- 2:22:26night, too. So.
- 2:22:27Yeah, break some shit. Yeah, peace.
- 2:22:31Bye, yo. Yo, who is out there?
- 2:22:37Yo, hop out. That's bullshit.
- 2:22:46Happy Halloween. Oh, spooky.
- 2:22:49That was. That was an experience.
- 2:22:52Wow. Next year is going to be even
- 2:22:53better. That was, that was really fun.
- 2:22:56Yeah. I mean, I I texted.
- 2:22:58Johnny told him to, you know, come in, sneak in, do whatever
- 2:23:02you got to do. That was creepy, dude, and I had
- 2:23:04no idea what Spoiler alert it is.
- 2:23:06Lewis, we. Found out that was dude.
- 2:23:10He scared me. He scared all of us.
- 2:23:13Well, maybe, except for you. No.
- 2:23:15I mean, well, I kind of like, I kind of knew.
- 2:23:18So he didn't really scare me that much.
- 2:23:19But like originally he he was the one that was going to come
- 2:23:23in. And then he said he couldn't do
- 2:23:24it. It was all the trick, yeah.
- 2:23:27And then and then I kind of texted him or he texted me
- 2:23:31halfway through. He said something, but he didn't
- 2:23:33really sound like he. Well, serious, yeah.
- 2:23:35And then all of a sudden I look over and there's a fucking clown
- 2:23:37in the room. Carl was about to turn his head
- 2:23:40and I was like, Oh my God. And yeah, you captured it pretty
- 2:23:44good in the video. So hopefully this video.
- 2:23:48The ambiance was amazing. The 50 candles lit in the room,
- 2:23:5151 actually. Oh yeah, hopefully the video.
- 2:23:56I just yawned on camera. Hopefully the video portion
- 2:24:01comes through on Spotify. We'll see what happens.
- 2:24:03We're trying to change over right now.
- 2:24:05So yeah, let us know if you enjoyed the video portion.
- 2:24:08I know a lot of you guys were asking to get video on Spotify,
- 2:24:12so we hopefully have figured that out.
- 2:24:15And yeah, happy Halloween. It was a good one.
- 2:24:19We had this plan for months. Yeah, we really did, yeah.
- 2:24:22And it all worked out. I wanted to do White Face on
- 2:24:24Malcolm. That worked out and I wanted to
- 2:24:25have 50 candles lit in the room and I wanted to scare Carl, so.
- 2:24:29Everything. It all worked out.
- 2:24:30Yeah, everything was pretty good.
- 2:24:33Really felt like Halloween in here.
- 2:24:34That was sick. Yeah, it was actually.
- 2:24:35It actually felt like we actually did something for
- 2:24:38Halloween for once. So yeah.
- 2:24:41And then today, today is Halloween when we're recording
- 2:24:43outro so that it should all come out today, but tomorrow is
- 2:24:47November 1st and we will be in Las Vegas for SEMA.
- 2:24:51So I've never been to SEMA. I don't really know what the
- 2:24:54whole thing. Is either see what the hype is
- 2:24:57about? It seems like it's the closer we
- 2:25:00get to it seems like it's going to be pretty.
- 2:25:01Cool. Yeah, yeah.
- 2:25:02So yeah, if you're out there, or if anyone you know is out there,
- 2:25:07let them know that we'll be walking around.
- 2:25:08We probably won't know a single person there.
- 2:25:10So probably not, Yeah. So if they see us, feel free to
- 2:25:13come up, say hi. If not, we'll just be looking
- 2:25:15around at bullshit and trying to eat really good food at night.
- 2:25:20That's my only goal. Let's go, Yeah.
- 2:25:22And maybe get Chris a stripper or something.
- 2:25:24You need yourself one too. That's that's that's that's
- 2:25:30possible. OK.
- 2:25:32So what do we got going on in the shop?
- 2:25:36What's going on? Today is the last day to put in
- 2:25:39your Origin local pickup orders. Oh, it is.
- 2:25:43Yes. Oh, wow.
- 2:25:46Tomorrow, the latest maybe might give you a extra day, but yeah,
- 2:25:52if you want to pick up some origin in local, yeah 'cause
- 2:25:57you're having it all shipped out, yeah.
- 2:25:59We're going to have it all shipped out to here.
- 2:26:01Everybody's going to come pick it up.
- 2:26:03We might have some extra stuff if we feel like stocking it, so
- 2:26:06we have no room to put any of this shit.
- 2:26:09We might, though, so if you ordered something, please pick
- 2:26:11it up immediately because I literally don't have any room to
- 2:26:14do anything. So yeah, it's getting pretty
- 2:26:19bad. We're outgrowing this shop,
- 2:26:21we've outgrown the shop and we need to move or we need to
- 2:26:25expand and we are. Yeah, and we need to shut down.
- 2:26:28close it, close it all. Oh, just shut it down.
- 2:26:30Shut it, Studio, sell it. Yeah.
- 2:26:32So we got a bunch of D Max parts that are on the website now as
- 2:26:35well. A lot has sold already, but
- 2:26:37there is still a lot of suspension arms for the JZX 9000
- 2:26:41chassis SX E10. Carl yesterday found out that
- 2:26:47the drift knob for the J ZX90 J ZX100 also works for the IS300.
- 2:26:54So all the IS300 boys, XC10 boys grab your drift knob because not
- 2:27:00many people have one. Yeah, they also got titanium lug
- 2:27:02nuts, shift boots for S13 and BR ZS on there as well.
- 2:27:07Little things. We try to grab all the all the
- 2:27:09little things we could display easily.
- 2:27:13Yeah, that's about it. I mean I'm looking at the
- 2:27:15website right now, we there's a lot of T Max parts, there's
- 2:27:19corner lights, blinkers, tail lights, test pipes.
- 2:27:23Well, I mean, what I didn't say that.
- 2:27:25And then steering rack bushings, we got D Max steering rack
- 2:27:29bushings, we got everything, man.
- 2:27:30And we're we're going to be placing another order soon.
- 2:27:33So if there's anything specific that you want that is not Arrow
- 2:27:36or Fenders, you could e-mail us and we could probably put it on
- 2:27:39the order. And it's all pretty affordable.
- 2:27:41So it's very affordable right now.
- 2:27:43The prices are probably going to go up a little bit, but not
- 2:27:45much. It's still going to be
- 2:27:47affordable. So check that out.
- 2:27:49Check out our new transmission exhaust hanger bracket for S13.
- 2:27:53Those things are pretty handy to have.
- 2:27:55A couple people have bought them already.
- 2:27:57Let us know how they are. Yeah, I like it when we have a
- 2:28:00YouTube video up about that as well.
- 2:28:02So you can check that out. We got VQ timing tensioners on
- 2:28:05there now for you G37 or G35 and 350 owners.
- 2:28:11Actually it's the same for VQDENHR.
- 2:28:15Trying to cater to the masses, you know?
- 2:28:17Yeah, trying to trying to do as much as we can here.
- 2:28:21So yeah, if you place an order in the next three days, it is
- 2:28:25not going to ship out till next week till next week.
- 2:28:27Right. Because we will be S e-mail,
- 2:28:29Yeah. So we're trying to let everyone
- 2:28:32know that, but it's not easy because not everyone is on
- 2:28:34Instagram or listening to this podcast.
- 2:28:36But yeah. We will still be trying to
- 2:28:39answer emails while away, but it's going to be a very slow
- 2:28:43response probably, so just be patient.
- 2:28:46We'll be back in full swing next next week.
- 2:28:49And there's the phone, so we'll see you guys later.
- 2:28:52Have a good one later.