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What the Hell are NeoPronouns? · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:06
  Audio shared by Testecleese: And now's the time when things are shifting.
• 0:08
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We're gonna… there's gonna be a new world order out there.
• 0:11
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm leaving.
• 0:16
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Who are fake news?
• 0:19
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I am not suicidal!
• 0:23
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. I can circle back, I'll circle back with you.
• 0:27
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:30
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not cough.
• 0:32
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
• 0:34
  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome!
• 0:35
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Welcome to episode 314 of the Jeffrey and Brian Show. I am Jeffrey.
• 0:40
  Brian McFadden: Then I'm Brian.
• 0:41
  Testecleese: And we're just two guys drinking some beers, talking what's going on.
• 0:45
  Audio shared by Testecleese: It's been in a pretty inconceivable week.
• 0:50
  Testecleese: There's been some meathead maneuvers…
• 0:54
  Testecleese: And I'm wondering if Innego Montoya is going to go avenge his father's death.
• 1:02
  Testecleese: And if you've got any of those references, you know I'm referring to Rob Reiner, unfortunately. We will get into that, I just want to bring that up right away.
• 1:12
  Testecleese: No matter what you thought of the man's politics, he made some amazing entertainment for Americans.
• 1:18
  Brian McFadden: And.
• 1:19
  Testecleese: He will be missed, but we will get into that whole thing.
• 1:24
  Testecleese: I just had to address that.
• 1:26
  Testecleese: Well, we got some follow-up going on right away.
• 1:31
  Testecleese: That Milwaukee judge.
• 1:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, Dugan, she was convicted, it says, right?
• 1:40
  Testecleese: Looking at up to 5 years?
• 1:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:44
  Testecleese: They didn't get her on the misdemeanor, which her lawyer was like.
• 1:48
  Testecleese: That's how we're gonna get this thrown out. I was like, oh, okay.
• 1:53
  Testecleese: But, you know, Wisconsin.
• 1:58
  Testecleese: It was a Wisconsin… Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Did I say Milwaukee or Michigan earlier?
• 2:02
  Brian McFadden: We'll put you in Wisconsin.
• 2:04
  Testecleese: Okay, yeah. Wisconsin does not allow judges To have, felonies.
• 2:10
  Testecleese: So she will lose… Her bench.
• 2:14
  Testecleese: If her appeal does not… is not successful.
• 2:18
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:19
  Testecleese: Which, I'm curious, that judge in Massachusetts that had something similar happen that got dismissed under Biden.
• 2:29
  Testecleese: Was that dismissed before charges were formally brought?
• 2:32
  Brian McFadden: I don't remember.
• 2:33
  Testecleese: I don't either, because if it was before charges were formally brought up, then they can… Still…
• 2:39
  Testecleese: Charger on that.
• 2:41
  Testecleese: But if they've been brought up, and then it was dropped, that would be double jeopardy, you know?
• 2:46
  Testecleese: Because it seems like nothing's happened to that Massachusetts judge who did the same thing.
• 2:52
  Brian McFadden: Oh, it's Massachusetts.
• 2:54
  Testecleese: Yeah… Yeah… I got, some grief from my… some of my Massachusetts friends.
• 3:03
  Testecleese: that I suggest that they not go up into Boston.
• 3:06
  Testecleese: Until a couple days after Christmas.
• 3:10
  Testecleese: And, like, why? And I was like, I don't know if you've noticed, but the last several years in a row, there have been, Islamists, like, the extremists, not your average Muslim, don't get me wrong.
• 3:22
  Testecleese: Your average Muslim is a peaceful person, but you still… you get more zealots in that religion.
• 3:28
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 3:29
  Testecleese: this… they seem to up their attacks around Hanukkah and Christmas. And how many Hanukkah attacks have we already seen this year?
• 3:35
  Brian McFadden: A lot.
• 3:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, from… Islamic extremists.
• 3:41
  Testecleese: And they gave me a hard time, and I was like, yeah, you say that until, you know… I was like, I guarantee you, if you're in Boston on Christmas Eve and hear someone yell, Allahu Akbar, you're gonna hit the deck and run and not assume they're praising God. Let's be real, right?
• 3:57
  Testecleese: But, yeah.
• 3:58
  Testecleese: Go ahead and call me a racist, which I think is hilarious, because religion's not a race. Plenty of white…
• 4:04
  Testecleese: Muslims, plenty of, black Muslims.
• 4:07
  Testecleese: God… God Himself knows there are plenty of Middle Eastern Muslims, right?
• 4:15
  Testecleese: Alright, Brian, this… this is a Virginia story that's a fun story, because usually news coming out of Virginia sucks.
• 4:24
  Testecleese: And…
• 4:25
  Brian McFadden: Apparently, the raccoon's been suspected of other break-ins.
• 4:29
  Testecleese: He's a serial breaking and entering, yeah.
• 4:33
  Testecleese: That's hilarious. One of them was like a karate studio, right?
• 4:39
  Testecleese: I thought this was hilarious.
• 4:44
  Testecleese: what are you gonna do about it? I mean, you're not gonna put the animal down because it can get.
• 4:48
  Brian McFadden: No, he won a Dorito!
• 4:52
  Brian McFadden: The humble and the rehab.
• 4:54
  Testecleese: Virginia made a ton of money off this raccoon, you know that, right?
• 4:57
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 4:58
  Testecleese: They immediately started making t-shirts you could get.
• 5:02
  Testecleese: Nationwide. Everyone in the country heard about this raccoon, I hope you know that.
• 5:06
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 5:07
  Testecleese: Which I'm sure you do, because you listen to plenty of podcasts, everyone brought it up, didn't they?
• 5:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 5:13
  Testecleese: But yeah, he's a serial, offender. I think that's hilarious.
• 5:18
  Testecleese: And you can't put the animal down, because these people are… aren't very good at, securing their facilities, you know?
• 5:26
  Testecleese: This next follow-up one, I'm not sure if you shared it, I think I shared it.
• 5:31
  Testecleese: But the, the helicopter crash that happened, poof, was it back in January?
• 5:36
  Testecleese: Between the helicopter and the air… airplane at Reagan.
• 5:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 5:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay, I was like, okay, do you remember this, right? The government has finally admitted
• 5:49
  Testecleese: Their own role.
• 5:51
  Testecleese: in terms of, like, the military, and the, air traffic controller's fault. Like, no, people are at fault, this was not an equipment malfunction, it's not old equipment issues, people screwed up.
• 6:03
  Testecleese: good, it's unfortunate it took this long for an investigation to find out why. Wow!
• 6:09
  Testecleese: A freaking jet hit a helicopter, you know what I mean?
• 6:18
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 6:20
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, this is… we talked about this guy, too, the guy in Virginia… well, obviously, that's why it's in follow-up. Jeez, why do we have so much Virginia news all the time, Brian?
• 6:29
  Brian McFadden: I don't know, because a lot's going on in Virginia.
• 6:32
  Testecleese: Is this with a freakin'… the… the next civil war's gonna start AGAIN?
• 6:37
  Brian McFadden: Apparently, because he's stockpiling bombs.
• 6:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, they… he was building tons of bombs, and then they… I remember they found him, and he had a bunch built, and then supplies for more.
• 6:47
  Testecleese: And, dude just got sentenced to 8 years.
• 6:52
  Testecleese: And… I see that.
• 6:55
  Testecleese: I'm not sure where I stand on this, honestly.
• 6:59
  Testecleese: Don't be making bombs.
• 7:03
  Testecleese: But at the same time, You have a right to keep and bear arms.
• 7:08
  Testecleese: It doesn't specify, you know what I mean?
• 7:12
  Testecleese: And at least this guy wasn't setting him off… he hadn't set him off somewhere yet. They're saying he was going to, that's why he was building and stockpiling.
• 7:22
  Testecleese: I don't know, man, if I… if I want to build a small explosive and…
• 7:27
  Testecleese: take out a tree stump, you know what I mean?
• 7:30
  Testecleese: Granted, I could use tannerite, But… fuck.
• 7:34
  Testecleese: That… You familiar with what tannerite is?
• 7:37
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 7:38
  Testecleese: Alright. It's basically an explosive.
• 7:40
  Testecleese: That you would pour into, like, a tree stump.
• 7:44
  Testecleese: And you would light a fuse, and it blows the stump apart out of the ground.
• 7:48
  Testecleese: Right.
• 7:50
  Testecleese: you put… 40 gallons of the stuff in a frickin' van?
• 7:55
  Testecleese: You could…
• 7:56
  Testecleese: it's gonna be quite the explosion, you know what I mean? And this stuff you can get at Ace.
• 8:02
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 8:04
  Testecleese: Well, I'm just surprised we don't see more people making bombs just, like.
• 8:07
  Testecleese: pre-made explosive materials, you know what I mean? Like…
• 8:11
  Testecleese: Why don't we see more gunpowder?
• 8:13
  Testecleese: And Tannerite, and stuff you can actually get your hands on.
• 8:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, mute.
• 8:19
  Testecleese: And I'm not saying, oh, it's so easy to make a bomb, go make a bomb.
• 8:22
  Testecleese: I'm just surprised that we typically only see people making
• 8:25
  Testecleese: generally, usually more sophisticated stuff. Now, you… like, the pipe bombs, those are very…
• 8:32
  Testecleese: rudimentary. Those are probably full of, gunpowder, you know?
• 8:37
  Testecleese: And you see the occasional gasoline bomb. But, like, oh, Jesus Christ, McVeigh.
• 8:45
  Testecleese: He made a whole bunch of ammonium nitrate bombs, remember?
• 8:50
  Testecleese: Try to take a… well… What happened with that?
• 8:53
  Testecleese: Did it not detonate, or did it not…
• 8:56
  Testecleese: Do what he thought it was gonna do.
• 8:58
  Testecleese: Because he bombed the World Trade Center in Oklahoma City, right?
• 9:02
  Testecleese: Or did he just try to?
• 9:04
  Brian McFadden: No, he bombed it.
• 9:07
  Testecleese: But, like, didn't take out the support str-
• 9:09
  Testecleese: the support it was supposed to, I guess, in the garage on the ground?
• 9:14
  Testecleese: That was… that was so long ago, dude, wasn't it?
• 9:20
  Testecleese: Jeez, I think… I think we're dating ourselves here, man, showing… talking about McVeigh. Oh yeah, definitely.
• 9:27
  Testecleese: It's… yeah, you know when I say that? We talk about Jonestown every… all the time. That happened before I was born, you know?
• 9:34
  Testecleese: That… Yeah, what was the name of that church? Was that Westboro?
• 9:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 9:41
  Testecleese: And they were the ones that drank the Kool-Aid, right?
• 9:46
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 9:47
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 9:48
  Testecleese: Oh, here we go. Update on the Comey situation.
• 9:52
  Testecleese: I think you shared this, Brian, I'm not sure.
• 9:56
  Testecleese: I read this article, and I don't… understand.
• 10:01
  Testecleese: the judge ordered the FBI to destroy emails in the Comey obstruction investigation case. It's one thing to say it's inadmissible, but to destroy something… first of all, I don't think the judge has the authority to say, destroy.
• 10:12
  Brian McFadden: No. No.
• 10:13
  Testecleese: And what could be evidence later, if a judge says, hey, wait a minute, these are the emails saying this is exactly what I'm doing?
• 10:21
  Testecleese: Does the judge have the authority to, say, destroy all this evidence?
• 10:26
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 10:27
  Testecleese: I mean, if they said it was inadmissible, I might question why, but the judge has that authority. They could say, you got this through improper means, you know, fruit of the poisonous tree, kind of thing, you know?
• 10:39
  Testecleese: This bothers me, it bothers me a lot, and I'm very surprised I haven't heard more people complaining about
• 10:45
  Testecleese: A judge saying, destroy evidence, you know?
• 10:49
  Testecleese: The only time I've ever heard of
• 10:51
  Testecleese: Evidence being destroyed is after, like.
• 10:53
  Testecleese: a murder conviction, and after so many… after appeals and everything, then they destroy the weapon used for the murder, you know what I mean?
• 11:01
  Brian McFadden: They'll melt down the gun.
• 11:05
  Testecleese: Speaking of, this is funny, I got some numbers today.
• 11:09
  Testecleese: Last year, 297 people were killed by rifles in the United States. That's including, self-defense, home defense.
• 11:17
  Testecleese: Suicide and, Hunting accidents on top of murders?
• 11:24
  Testecleese: Last year, also, there were 2,167, people who died of constipation.
• 11:31
  Brian McFadden: Sir.
• 11:32
  Testecleese: Just remember, being full of shit is more deadly than my rifle, okay?
• 11:39
  Testecleese: Oh, come on, that was good, wasn't it?
• 11:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that was pretty good.
• 11:42
  Testecleese: And those are real numbers, by the way.
• 11:46
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez. Speaking of numbers… I've never watched Lost before. Did you watch the show?
• 11:53
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 11:54
  Testecleese: Alright, I had never watched it, and I heard everyone saying it was this great show, but then the ending kind of sucked. So, like, fine, I'll finally sit down and watch it. Of course, I give myself, like, 12 days before it stopped being carried on Netflix, so I had to hurry through.
• 12:10
  Testecleese: Sorry, I started watching Lost for the first time, and it's starting to get ultra weird in Season 5.
• 12:19
  Testecleese: Interesting show, and the problem is they leave you on a cliffhanger that's right as something big's about to happen every episode, so you have to tune into the next one.
• 12:27
  Brian McFadden: Kind of like under the dome.
• 12:29
  Testecleese: Yes! And then they don't address it till, like, 2 or 3 episodes later, you know?
• 12:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, I've gone to the dome, like, this show sucks, but I need to know what happens, right?
• 12:41
  Testecleese: I stopped watch… I stopped watching that show because of that, actually.
• 12:45
  Testecleese: I couldn't finish under the dome when it was coming out, and
• 12:49
  Testecleese: Sadly, the… the dude, the main guy on that show, died a couple years ago, didn't he?
• 12:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think so.
• 12:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, Patrick Dennehy, is it?
• 13:00
  Testecleese: Brian Dennehy?
• 13:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 13:02
  Testecleese: He was the… the sheriff.
• 13:04
  Testecleese: on Ram… in, First Blood, wasn't he?
• 13:07
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 13:08
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 13:11
  Testecleese: say that, as last week I mentioned how I watched First Sport again.
• 13:15
  Testecleese: Because every… every… see, that's the problem, is we talk about a movie once, and then I watch that movie, and then I mention the movie, then we talk about another movie because of it, and I have to watch that movie too.
• 13:25
  Testecleese: Big news!
• 13:29
  Testecleese: Bongino… Is going to resign his post next month.
• 13:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you did it for a year.
• 13:36
  Testecleese: Is that what he said when he took the job?
• 13:38
  Brian McFadden: No!
• 13:39
  Testecleese: I'm saying now.
• 13:39
  Brian McFadden: That's what he's saying now, yeah.
• 13:41
  Testecleese: Okay, so he doesn't want to go out on bad terms, but he doesn't want to do the job, possibly.
• 13:46
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 13:47
  Testecleese: Do you think it's at all possible that he,
• 13:51
  Testecleese: Doesn't want to deal with the bureaucratic bullshit.
• 13:56
  Brian McFadden: Very possible.
• 13:59
  Testecleese: And do you think his… his show will be as popular as it was.
• 14:05
  Brian McFadden: after having taken this job for a year. No, because he's definitely not gonna have the same time slot, because…
• 14:11
  Brian McFadden: When he gave up the 12-3,
• 14:14
  Brian McFadden: all those stations moved over to the Clingin' Buck Show.
• 14:20
  Brian McFadden: So he's not gonna have the same time slot for listeners if he goes back to radio.
• 14:27
  Testecleese: Oh, radio, okay. Oh, radio, radio. I was like, what…
• 14:30
  Testecleese: It's funny, because his radio show…
• 14:33
  Testecleese: is just the audio version of his, Rumble show.
• 14:37
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 14:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm just saying, you… and you can always…
• 14:41
  Testecleese: You could always just go on to, like,
• 14:43
  Testecleese: Spotify and listen to his stuff, too, and whenever you want.
• 14:49
  Testecleese: Speaking of, we are on Spotify, folks.
• 14:52
  Testecleese: You can find us easily.
• 14:54
  Testecleese: Share us with your friends.
• 14:56
  Testecleese: B. Grave Guitars has a buck for their… for Christmas to pay for the show.
• 15:00
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 15:04
  Testecleese: We usually wait to the end of the show to bring that up. I haven't even mentioned
• 15:07
  Testecleese: Asking for a donation in a while, besides at the end of the show.
• 15:13
  Testecleese: But, hey, you don't have a couple bucks to spare because it's the holidays.
• 15:18
  Testecleese: Share us out to anyone you think might get a laugh or enjoy our show, because they might share it to someone else who'll share it to someone else, you know?
• 15:24
  Brian McFadden: Yep, exactly.
• 15:27
  Testecleese: I thought you had something loading up there, but it's the… your weird AI, which… I say you're a weird AI. Everyone knows that you and I aren't real people, we're… we're computer AI, right?
• 15:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we were real people.
• 15:40
  Testecleese: Huh.
• 15:40
  Brian McFadden: We are real people.
• 15:42
  Testecleese: Oh, you are?
• 15:43
  Brian McFadden: I am, yeah. I'm not here.
• 15:44
  Testecleese: AI.
• 15:45
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 15:47
  Testecleese: Even when you knew me and we were drinking beers on your back porch doing this show, I was actually an AI robot then.
• 15:52
  Brian McFadden: No, okay, alright.
• 15:54
  Testecleese: Excellent technology, isn't it?
• 15:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 16:00
  Testecleese: What's this executive order? Oh, the pot thing!
• 16:06
  Testecleese: It's a Class 3, right?
• 16:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and that's mainly… he's already came out and said he's not in favor of recreational legalization or anything like that nationwide. This is mainly… this is mainly so the FDA can, do more research on it easier, and.
• 16:25
  Testecleese: makes it a lot easier to do research on it, because you need far fewer permits, because scheduling it as a Class 3, it puts it in the same category as Tylenol with codeine, or a steroid inhaler for asthma.
• 16:38
  Testecleese: It's like, yeah, you need a prescription for it!
• 16:42
  Testecleese: But you… it's not as bad as having Percocet you're not prescribed, you know what I mean?
• 16:46
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 16:48
  Testecleese: So… And I'm not surprised Trump said he doesn't want to legalize it. He doesn't…
• 16:52
  Testecleese: even, like, booze. Nope. You know what I mean?
• 16:55
  Brian McFadden: -
• 16:56
  Testecleese: So… and let's be real, what kind of… what kind of pothead is becoming a billionaire?
• 17:02
  Brian McFadden: Not very many.
• 17:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, cause…
• 17:05
  Testecleese: I think Stan Marsh put it best on South Park. There's nothing wrong with smoking a little pot.
• 17:11
  Testecleese: The problem is, it makes you okay with being lazy.
• 17:14
  Testecleese: And then one day, you wake up 20 years later and realize you don't know how to do anything.
• 17:20
  Testecleese: And I was like, yeah. Yeah, that's a good point. I was like, if you want to come home from work, smoke a J, and go to bed? No issue. But if you start smoking at 16 and never stop.
• 17:29
  Testecleese: Like, all the time. You're gonna wake up when you're 40 and go, I'm frickin'…
• 17:34
  Testecleese: loading up groceries for somebody, because I don't know how to…
• 17:39
  Testecleese: I'm not a carpenter, I can't weld, I, you know…
• 17:42
  Testecleese: I'm not a salesman kind of stuff, you know?
• 17:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 17:48
  Testecleese: I got a couple buddies that happened to. It's sad.
• 17:52
  Testecleese: Because, I mean, once you're in your… 30s, little in your 40s?
• 17:58
  Testecleese: Good luck learning a new trade, it's gonna be a pain in the ass.
• 18:01
  Testecleese: Ex…
• 18:02
  Testecleese: Because you're trying to pay your bills while you're paying for school and going to, like, a trade school, you know what I mean?
• 18:07
  Testecleese: your name?
• 18:10
  Testecleese: Which is why I keep bringing up trade schools. Haven't in a while, but… Why get into 80K debt?
• 18:17
  Testecleese: and then make $40K a year working at Starbucks, waiting for a, quote, real job to open up, when you could go pay $15,000, $10,000 for a trade school, start work right away.
• 18:31
  Testecleese: And when your buddy's trying to figure out how to pay off a student debt with a Starbucks paycheck.
• 18:36
  Testecleese: You're making $80,000 as a plumber, you know?
• 18:39
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 18:40
  Testecleese: A lot of people don't realize how much money these, tradesmen make, because it's dying skill. No one wants to work with their hands anymore.
• 18:47
  Testecleese: Most of this country cannot find plumbers, carpenters, or welders.
• 18:51
  Testecleese: Which means there's a premium on that skill.
• 18:55
  Testecleese: Shit. You know how much it costs to pay someone to do… shit, right?
• 18:59
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 19:00
  Testecleese: Clark, would you…
• 19:02
  Testecleese: You understand why I love to do stuff myself when I can. Like, why the fuck am I gonna pay someone this much money to come out and rip up my wall, and replace the outlet if I could do it myself?
• 19:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 19:15
  Testecleese: No. I'm not talking trash on you, Brian, I know you're not a blue-collar kind of guy. You never were since I met you. You've always been a white-collar kind of guy, which I still think is hilarious. You take photographs in the Navy, but you went through fucking SEER school!
• 19:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 19:30
  Testecleese: Had to.
• 19:31
  Testecleese: I mentioned that to the wife, she's like, Brian.
• 19:35
  Testecleese: She's like, Virginia Brian, we used to drink with.
• 19:38
  Testecleese: Went to Sears School. Went to the Air Force Sears School. I was like, yes! She's like, why? I was like, he's a combat photographer. She's like, oh… Yep. Like, he's the poor dumbass standing there taking pictures of people getting shot. He doesn't even have a fucking gun.
• 19:55
  Brian McFadden: No, I had a gun. Always had a 9mm at minimum.
• 19:59
  Brian McFadden: Sometimes an M16.
• 20:02
  Testecleese: Honor
• 20:04
  Testecleese: a… Picks or it didn't happen, and I love how the United States military has known that forever, right?
• 20:10
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 20:13
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 20:14
  Testecleese: Sorry, I've had a couple rum and Cokes before we started today, I'm, I'm loosened up.
• 20:19
  Testecleese: Forgot rum made me a happy drunk. And a chatty Cathy, if you will.
• 20:27
  Testecleese: What else we got here? Oh!
• 20:30
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 20:31
  Testecleese: Inflation is falling.
• 20:36
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 20:38
  Testecleese: But the… I think the biggest issue is most of the inflation that we're seeing disappear is in, like.
• 20:44
  Testecleese: Buying a new car.
• 20:45
  Testecleese: Bon, you know, like…
• 20:49
  Testecleese: Stuff you're not buying every day, you know what I mean? You're not buying a car every day, you're not buying a house every day, you're not buying a… whatever.
• 20:57
  Testecleese: Groceries are still expensive.
• 21:00
  Testecleese: And that's what.
• 21:00
  Brian McFadden: But also, inflation is cumulative, so… You know…
• 21:05
  Brian McFadden: It never goes down as much as it went up.
• 21:11
  Testecleese: Well, it… Kinda.
• 21:17
  Testecleese: The… what you need to do is… you don't really take inflation down, per se, you increase the value of the dollar again by creating
• 21:26
  Testecleese: And that's what makes inflation go down, is the value of the dollar increases faster than inflation.
• 21:34
  Testecleese: Which brings affordability back.
• 21:37
  Testecleese: I know, it's weird, because…
• 21:39
  Testecleese: It sounds like a stupid thing, but then when you get all the math done, you're like, yeah, that sounds about right, you know?
• 21:46
  Testecleese: But yeah, man, it's just costing too much to go to the grocery store. And thank God you're not buying eggs, dude. I'm… I'm gonna build my coop this spring and get my chickens.
• 21:55
  Testecleese: Eggs are… They're not as expensive as they were under Biden, I'll say that.
• 22:02
  Brian McFadden: It's.
• 22:03
  Testecleese: costing way too much for a dozen eggs, and you know how much those suckers are worth, don't you?
• 22:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 22:08
  Brian McFadden: They don't taste the same, either.
• 22:12
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 22:12
  Brian McFadden: They're better tasting from the…
• 22:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, because you're not eating from… you're not eating from cloned chickens? And I know, oh yeah, the cloned chickens. Actually, yeah, they are.
• 22:22
  Testecleese: And yeah, each chicken is different that you have, you know? And, you know, they get… they're eating different amounts of food because of whatever.
• 22:28
  Testecleese: But yeah, you're right. And that, and it's super fresh.
• 22:33
  Testecleese: Like, you're not washing them off right away, are you?
• 22:35
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 22:36
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 22:37
  Testecleese: That's a common mistake people have, is they'll wash them right away. I'm like, now you have to refrigerate them.
• 22:42
  Testecleese: And now they're only good for so long. You could keep… leave them on your counter for, like, 3 months, and it's okay as long as you don't wash them.
• 22:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 22:49
  Brian McFadden: Hmm, that's…
• 22:50
  Testecleese: What are you doing with your extras, church or VFW?
• 22:54
  Brian McFadden: Church. And some to the BFW people, we sell them.
• 22:58
  Testecleese: Oh, there you go. You at least getting enough to pay for your chicken feed?
• 23:02
  Brian McFadden: It helps with the cost.
• 23:05
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 23:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's not that much work to take care of chickens either, is it?
• 23:09
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 23:11
  Testecleese: Let me throw some seed out there and come up the next day and pick up the eggs and feed them again.
• 23:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 23:16
  Testecleese: Oh, Alright.
• 23:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay, did you…
• 23:23
  Testecleese: Trump is talking about… well, I think he already… well, he promised, okay, it hasn't been…
• 23:28
  Testecleese: signed or whatever, but he's talking about a $1,776.
• 23:32
  Brian McFadden: People are putting on Facebook that, it's showing up in their deposits as pending.
• 23:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, alright, so he's giving active duty military basically a Christmas bonus.
• 23:42
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 23:43
  Testecleese: 1776, in case you didn't put together the 1,776.
• 23:48
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 23:49
  Brian McFadden: And it's coming out of the Department of War funding.
• 23:52
  Brian McFadden: Not from tariffs.
• 23:54
  Testecleese: There you go.
• 23:56
  Testecleese: I saw a meme today that Guapo posted, I got a good laugh. It was, Fred from Scooby-Doo, with his hand on, like, the ghost's mask. It goes… and it says 7, you know, $17.76.
• 24:09
  Testecleese: He goes, let's find out who this really is, and he… The next framework.
• 24:12
  Brian McFadden: It's important.
• 24:13
  Testecleese: the mask off, and it says, steak and, or, yeah.
• 24:15
  Brian McFadden: Big and lobster, yeah.
• 24:17
  Testecleese: I was like, oh no!
• 24:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I saw that one when he posted it, too.
• 24:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, so that might mean that we're getting ready to go to war with Venezuela then, huh?
• 24:29
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 24:29
  Testecleese: Wow, you think that'll last for 45 minutes?
• 24:33
  Brian McFadden: Something like that.
• 24:34
  Testecleese: Or you think it'll be a couple hours?
• 24:40
  Brian McFadden: Well, I don't know if I shared it or not, but, you know, Venezuela's using its navy to escort the oil tankers out now.
• 24:47
  Testecleese: You did, it's down there, and I have that listed right next to Trump saying he's not taking war with Venezuela off the table, and he's gonna continue to seize their tankers. I was like, oh no.
• 24:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's gonna get ugly.
• 25:06
  Testecleese: Oh, that's… I didn't think that was the one I clicked on. Hold on a second here.
• 25:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, I clicked on the wrong article, I'm pretty sure, here.
• 25:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, Hochul in New York.
• 25:19
  Testecleese: Almost doubled how much they're spending in Medicaid in a year.
• 25:28
  Testecleese: And this is right after they're screaming about…
• 25:32
  Brian McFadden: Health insurance.
• 25:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, and it's like, well, because you keep promising out all this federal money, because it's not fucking yours.
• 25:40
  Testecleese: And you're paying these… and then we find out what happened in,
• 25:44
  Testecleese: Minnesota, right? With the COVID money, and Medicaid money.
• 25:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 25:50
  Testecleese: So they're getting… she's getting some shit over there. It's like, well, how did you double the Medicaid spending?
• 25:55
  Testecleese: LNGs, I just clicked on something, I don't know what I did.
• 25:58
  Testecleese: Oh, and she just signed papers for Maid.
• 26:04
  Testecleese: Medical assistance and dying.
• 26:08
  Testecleese: We already knew Canada did this.
• 26:11
  Testecleese: I just wanna say, if this is something we're gonna do as a country.
• 26:16
  Testecleese: then I think anyone older than 30 years old owes Dr. Jack Kevorkian a giant apology for labeling him as a demon.
• 26:26
  Testecleese: And evil for doing exactly this.
• 26:29
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 26:30
  Testecleese: Because you remember him being called Doc to Death, right?
• 26:32
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 26:35
  Testecleese: most hated man in America, and this is exactly what he did, was help people die, because they were in pain from their sickness, right?
• 26:47
  Testecleese: I understand people get different points of view, different opinions, but I see no difference between this and abortion or murder.
• 26:54
  Testecleese: I think, you can't be taking human lives.
• 26:57
  Testecleese: you know, I'm curious where Hippocrates would stand on… medically assisted suicide.
• 27:06
  Brian McFadden: be against it.
• 27:09
  Testecleese: So you knew who Hippocrates was, then?
• 27:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 27:13
  Brian McFadden: That's where the Hippocratic Oath comes from.
• 27:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm wondering if that's the word hypocrite comes from, too, then.
• 27:20
  Testecleese: If these doctors are gonna… Help kill people.
• 27:25
  Testecleese: Do no harm.
• 27:27
  Testecleese: And then that's where it becomes a philosophical argument about what constitutes harm.
• 27:32
  Testecleese: Is it more harmful to stay in pain for 5 more years, or to end someone's life?
• 27:40
  Testecleese: Well, anytime you come into a lesser of two evils, you always have a philosophical argument.
• 27:46
  Testecleese: And I think that's the problem we're seeing today, is that we're having Not disagreements and discussions.
• 27:54
  Testecleese: Where people are being branded evil, and they're being murdered.
• 27:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Nobody wants to have an actual discussion anymore.
• 28:02
  Testecleese: Exactly. I've been trying to get that dude, Sean, on the show. He refused… I think he refuses to come on the show, because he knows if he…
• 28:09
  Testecleese: Was having a conversation.
• 28:11
  Testecleese: And we started actually talking about it, he wouldn't be able to defend his argument.
• 28:16
  Testecleese: I genuinely think that's why, but…
• 28:19
  Testecleese: he wouldn't give me a reason. I've asked him several times.
• 28:23
  Testecleese: I don't know any other reason why. If he was so certain he could prove me wrong, he would have come here and blown me up in front of anyone who listens to us, you know?
• 28:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 28:33
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 28:34
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 28:36
  Testecleese: You can… You guys share so much local fucking news every time.
• 28:44
  Testecleese: What do you got going on in Virginia that…
• 28:47
  Testecleese: couple shootings, I believe, or a couple… yeah, whatever.
• 28:51
  Testecleese: Virginia Beach Middle School, What's going on here?
• 28:57
  Brian McFadden: So we got a woman accused of discharging a firearm near the school.
• 29:03
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 29:05
  Testecleese: It was within the thousand feet, but it was, like, across the street at something else, at, like, 11 o'clock at night.
• 29:12
  Brian McFadden: So there's no kids in the school.
• 29:14
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 29:15
  Testecleese: And I get it, it's… the rulers don't have them here, but… Alright.
• 29:22
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 29:25
  Testecleese: I don't know, I… I've just noticed that every time there's a shooting in a gun-free zone, there seems to be no one there to stop them that has a gun.
• 29:34
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 29:35
  Testecleese: You know?
• 29:36
  Testecleese: Because, like, just like we keep hearing this argument, like, oh, why don't we just frickin' outlaw guns? And I was like, well, you outlawed having a gun here, that didn't stop them from bringing a gun in, did it?
• 29:46
  Brian McFadden: Dope.
• 29:51
  Testecleese: This is an old story, like, or… I guess his trial just happened, the Norfolk dude?
• 29:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 29:59
  Testecleese: It's funny, because he says, he pled guilty to possessing a machine gun on a New Year's Eve party.
• 30:08
  Testecleese: In the headline, you'd think they would have mentioned that he has a felony and can't own a firearm at all, let alone an automatic weapon.
• 30:14
  Brian McFadden: You'd think, but… There's no standards in journalism anymore.
• 30:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, you need a special permit.
• 30:24
  Testecleese: or a special tax stamp to get an automatic weapon in the United States, and it cannot have been built after 1985, when Reagan signed the law.
• 30:33
  Testecleese: Which… I still say it's unconstitutional.
• 30:38
  Testecleese: And the biggest argument I've been seeing lately about modern firearms, why they should be illegal, is like, oh, the Founding Fathers couldn't have possibly seen this coming. I was like, first of all, they would have seen the change in firearms coming, because they had happened in their own lives. They might not have known where it was going, but we had Gatling guns at the Revolution.
• 30:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 30:56
  Testecleese: And number two, there's no way they saw the fucking internet coming, so your First Amendment right? You better shut down all your social media then, right?
• 31:04
  Testecleese: The Founding Fathers expected you to stand on a soapbox on the Boston Common.
• 31:09
  Testecleese: Not blasting your opinion to the entire world.
• 31:14
  Testecleese: You know, but…
• 31:16
  Testecleese: again, these folks, they'll make an argument one way, and you turn the same logic around on them, they're like, it's not the same. It's like, it's the exact same argument.
• 31:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 31:25
  Testecleese: But they just don't… They have no logic.
• 31:31
  Testecleese: Alright. Oh, it's funny, this next one, the wife shared with me before I… I think Guapo shared it, but the wife shared it to me, this 9-year-old kid.
• 31:39
  Testecleese: Not a lot of details out yet, but he got hit by a bus in… was it, Chesapeake?
• 31:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Wow.
• 31:48
  Testecleese: They made it… They said his stepbrother was on the bus.
• 31:55
  Testecleese: So what… did he get hit by a different bus? Because there wasn't a lot to the story. Did he get hit by a separate bus when he was trying to get on his bus?
• 32:02
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 32:04
  Testecleese: Or does he not live with his stepbrother?
• 32:07
  Brian McFadden: Needs more… I need more details.
• 32:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly.
• 32:12
  Testecleese: And this could have gone follow-up.
• 32:16
  Testecleese: Because of what we were talking about last week with the vape shops in Virginia.
• 32:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 32:21
  Testecleese: You're having issues with the vape stuff now because of what happened, or is this… was this in the…
• 32:25
  Brian McFadden: No, this was… this was in the works before. They want to be like Massachusetts.
• 32:30
  Testecleese: What, make it almost impossible to do any of this stuff and cost way too much money?
• 32:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the new rule is going to ban the sale of liquid nicotine and vapor products unless they are approved and listed in the state directory that's maintained by the Attorney General.
• 32:46
  Brian McFadden: So, and if anybody has unapproved vapes, it's gonna be a fine, to the manufacturers up to $1,000 a day, until it's taken off the shelves.
• 32:58
  Brian McFadden: And basically, this makes it so…
• 33:00
  Brian McFadden: The mom-and-pop vape makers are cut out of the industry, because you gotta pay a bunch of money
• 33:07
  Brian McFadden: To get your vape tested and approved to be listed in the state.
• 33:14
  Testecleese: Now, I understand the idea of quality controls, make sure you're not…
• 33:19
  Testecleese: Not even selling snake oil, but not selling someone, you know, chlorine gas and saying it's a vape.
• 33:27
  Testecleese: But in general, we're making it prohibitively expensive to start a business.
• 33:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 33:35
  Testecleese: Because you… the hoops you have to jump through to get everything certified and legal to open a legitimate business and actually pay taxes…
• 33:43
  Testecleese: It's insane, and you can't compete with these other companies that are already worth billions and doing this for 50… 50 to 100 years.
• 33:52
  Testecleese: That's what drives a lot of these businesses underground, and not even necessarily
• 33:58
  Testecleese: vape stuff and pot. But, like.
• 34:02
  Testecleese: I don't know, how many… how many dudes do you know will come over and fix your car for a couple bucks?
• 34:08
  Testecleese: Instead of taking it to the shop, right? Or, you know.
• 34:11
  Brian McFadden: Exactly,
• 34:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, technically speaking, you're supposed to pay taxes on that, and the dude who's good at it, but can't afford to go through all the paperwork to open up a garage might be fixing cars in his backyard.
• 34:24
  Testecleese: And now, nobody's getting a cut out of it except for this guy.
• 34:28
  Testecleese: And… I would say, good, it's his fucking money.
• 34:32
  Testecleese: But the government doesn't see it that way. So you make it too expensive for him to start a business.
• 34:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 34:39
  Testecleese: And pay taxes, so… he's gonna have to do it illegally if he wants to run a business.
• 34:44
  Brian McFadden: room.
• 34:47
  Testecleese: I don't know, man.
• 34:49
  Testecleese: Not everyone is built to be a wage slave their entire life, you know?
• 34:53
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 34:57
  Testecleese: Alright, is this… is this Virginia-wide, this, plastic bag fee, or is this…
• 35:03
  Brian McFadden: Where's Richmond.
• 35:05
  Testecleese: Oh, guy.
• 35:07
  Testecleese: Whatever.
• 35:07
  Brian McFadden: They made it where the local areas can decide if they want to charge a fee for plastic bags now. So, Richmond, I think Charlottesville's doing it too.
• 35:20
  Brian McFadden: All the, you know, blue areas of the state, so…
• 35:23
  Testecleese: Well… Why would they need the state to have anything to do with that? Couldn't…
• 35:28
  Testecleese: Richmond just passed this without… Virginia's… Say.
• 35:34
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 35:37
  Testecleese: I got no problem with this, honestly. I really don't.
• 35:40
  Testecleese: It's funny, because…
• 35:45
  Testecleese: during… they did the whole plastic bag thing, and I remember COVID became a big issue, because…
• 35:52
  Testecleese: They weren't making enough paper because no one was going to work.
• 35:55
  Testecleese: The paper in the recycle bags.
• 35:58
  Brian McFadden: Lord only knows what kind of diseases they're carrying on the bags you bring in from home.
• 36:04
  Testecleese: True, I like my bags, but you're right, if someone's coming in who just got over, like, strep throat.
• 36:10
  Testecleese: You don't want to be shopping next to them with their…
• 36:13
  Testecleese: Bags that were coughed on with strep… strep last night from their daughter, right?
• 36:17
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 36:19
  Brian McFadden: And when it comes… I mean, I like plastic bags, because we use them for everything here at the house. You know, we collect our cat litter in them, we do all kinds of different things with them, and when you're unloading the groceries, you can carry, you know, 5 or 6 bags at a time, rather than 1 or 2 paper bags.
• 36:37
  Testecleese: Paper bags, I got the reusable bags, the, the heavy-duty ones.
• 36:41
  Brian McFadden: No, you still can't carry 5 or 6 of those at one time.
• 36:44
  Testecleese: Sure, I can.
• 36:46
  Testecleese: But I don't always… I do get plastic bags on purpose for exactly what you said, like, when my little girls go out to play in the snow.
• 36:54
  Testecleese: I put plastic bags around their feet in their.
• 36:57
  Brian McFadden: Brutally.
• 36:57
  Brian McFadden: You're supposed to use, bread bags for that, not plastic bags.
• 37:01
  Testecleese: Why?
• 37:02
  Brian McFadden: That's what my parents did, that's what I was taught.
• 37:06
  Testecleese: our plastic, though.
• 37:08
  Brian McFadden: You take the bread out of the bag, and you put it on your feet.
• 37:14
  Testecleese: Oh, that's probably just because of the shape of it, and you didn't have to ball up it around your angles.
• 37:18
  Testecleese: But, yeah, I always had to keep the water off your feet when you were playing in the snow, because your feet… your toes would fall off, right?
• 37:26
  Testecleese: Zero degree weather when you're playing.
• 37:29
  Testecleese: And that's the thing with kids, their toes go numb, and they don't think that's a bad thing, because it doesn't hurt. You and I know, it's like, I can't feel my feet, this is… I need to warm them up.
• 37:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 37:41
  Testecleese: Here in Virginia, check this out, Gubba Morrissey has requested, of the, Dow, D-O-W, Department of War.
• 37:51
  Testecleese: Purple Hearts.
• 37:54
  Testecleese: for the West Virginia National Guard members.
• 37:57
  Brian McFadden: I don't even think that should be required or requested. I think that should be automatic.
• 38:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, well…
• 38:07
  Brian McFadden: I mean, they were… one was killed, and one was severely injured, so that would definitely… it should qualify. I guess the only reason why they may say it doesn't qualify is because it happened in the U.S, but…
• 38:17
  Testecleese: That's what I'm thinking, too. But I think you're right, I think these folks showed up when called by the United States military, and they were wounded, one was killed.
• 38:29
  Testecleese: And I'm not sure… But I remember hearing something about…
• 38:36
  Testecleese: No, maybe not. Maybe it was someone ranting online, something about a Medal of Honor for Beckstrom, but I was like, that sounds like a…
• 38:43
  Testecleese: Not saying that what happened
• 38:47
  Testecleese: Doesn't make her worthy of something, but a Medal of Honor is a big deal.
• 38:51
  Testecleese: Maybe, maybe, maybe they were talking about a bronze star, I don't know.
• 38:55
  Testecleese: It's not like she ran into, the jungle and got killed.
• 38:58
  Brian McFadden: No, she was trying to roughly.
• 39:00
  Testecleese: down the road.
• 39:00
  Brian McFadden: time, yeah.
• 39:04
  Testecleese: M.
• 39:04
  Brian McFadden: Definitely a Purple Heart, but not Bronze Star, I agree.
• 39:08
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 39:10
  Testecleese: And I will say, West Virginia is…
• 39:12
  Brian McFadden: About done morning.
• 39:15
  Testecleese: And now they're getting pissed off.
• 39:17
  Brian McFadden: I'm good.
• 39:18
  Testecleese: Really pissed off about what happened.
• 39:21
  Testecleese: And it's not a, why are our National Guardsmen there? It's like, why the fuck are people shooting at National Guard?
• 39:29
  Testecleese: Typically speaking, National Guard's job is to show up in a natural disaster and how.
• 39:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 39:36
  Testecleese: They… but they still have to show up when they're called.
• 39:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 39:40
  Testecleese: And you're gonna go and fucking shoot them because…
• 39:42
  Testecleese: Even if you don't like what the Guard is doing, you support the Guard, just like the fucking military. We don't want this more of this Vietnam fucking baby killer spitting on vets bullshit, right?
• 39:53
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 39:58
  Testecleese: Just… just out of curiosity, Brian.
• 40:01
  Testecleese: Which group of people was it that was spitting on our Vietnam vets and calling them baby killers?
• 40:07
  Brian McFadden: Jane Fonda.
• 40:08
  Testecleese: Oh, and which way does she vote?
• 40:10
  Brian McFadden: I think she votes Democrat.
• 40:12
  Testecleese: Hmm… You still pee on her?
• 40:17
  Brian McFadden: Yep, in the VFW.
• 40:19
  Testecleese: You still have the stickers? They're still doing it?
• 40:21
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 40:22
  Testecleese: Guys, when do you… do you think that'll go away?
• 40:26
  Brian McFadden: No, those stickers have been there longer than I was a member of the VFW, so…
• 40:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm just wondering, like.
• 40:32
  Brian McFadden: I mean, I guess when… I guess when they get peed on them, they fade out. I don't know where you buy new Jane Fonda PMI stickers, so…
• 40:39
  Testecleese: Oh, I'm sure you could get them, honestly. You should probably go find out if you're gonna be the president of the VFW, right?
• 40:44
  Testecleese: But I don't even mean go away, I mean, do you think they'll finally stop putting Jaden Font's picture in the toilet?
• 40:49
  Brian McFadden: A couple of, years of service member vets are gonna have to pass away.
• 40:58
  Brian McFadden: I mean, the young people don't understand why people are peeing on Jane Fonda, you know?
• 41:03
  Testecleese: Oh, I'm…
• 41:04
  Brian McFadden: Beautiful.
• 41:04
  Testecleese: The more they're being told, though, aren't they?
• 41:06
  Testecleese: This is a BMW?
• 41:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 41:08
  Testecleese: The only way I see her not being put into the urinals is honestly if,
• 41:14
  Testecleese: Someone does something worse.
• 41:16
  Brian McFadden: She apologizes.
• 41:18
  Testecleese: No, she'll never apologize.
• 41:21
  Testecleese: But I think, like, the only way…
• 41:23
  Testecleese: Her face is not gonna be the… on it as if it's someone else's face instead.
• 41:28
  Brian McFadden: Okay, yeah.
• 41:29
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? Like, you start pissing on Greta Thunberg instead of
• 41:38
  Testecleese: oh!
• 41:42
  Testecleese: Right, we talked about the Medicaid in New York, what sounds like fraud. We mentioned the fraud that's been going on
• 41:50
  Testecleese: With COVID in Minnesota, which is also healthcare stuff, right?
• 41:54
  Brian McFadden: Yup,
• 41:55
  Testecleese: West Virginia, county not even close to me.
• 42:00
  Testecleese: But a Board of Health member there has pled guilty to embezzling $13,000.
• 42:07
  Brian McFadden: from the wolf.
• 42:10
  Testecleese: For a county versus a state.
• 42:13
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 42:14
  Testecleese: And a West Virginia county of that.
• 42:17
  Testecleese: Remember, the average household income in West Virginia is, like, $40,000?
• 42:27
  Testecleese: 40K ain't a whole lot of money.
• 42:31
  Testecleese: I ain't talking trash, I'm just saying it ain't a whole lot of money, but people in West Virginia seem to figure out how to survive on that.
• 42:39
  Testecleese: Which makes me want to tell a lot of folks that, like, you can…
• 42:43
  Testecleese: Survive on less money. You just like to spend more money than you have.
• 42:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. You know?
• 42:48
  Testecleese: And… let's be honest, almost everyone does this… until…
• 42:55
  Testecleese: something happens to stop them, right? Yeah.
• 42:59
  Brian McFadden: Until all of a sudden you go, oh crap, I can't keep spending more money than I bring in. Right, exactly.
• 43:05
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 43:06
  Testecleese: Anyway, the repeat offender has showed up!
• 43:10
  Ron Pascoe: You know, lads, how are we?
• 43:11
  Testecleese: Doing alright. I just want to bring up, before we get going with you, is that, I just got back out of Facebook jail, which is why we call you the repeat offender, is because every time you got out of Facebook jail, you went right back.
• 43:25
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, I could be in this week as well, too. Actually, I copped two of them.
• 43:29
  Ron Pascoe: But I got out of lodging.
• 43:33
  Testecleese: Breaking up a little bit. You got what now?
• 43:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he was in jail, too.
• 43:37
  Ron Pascoe: I got out of it using LinkedIn.
• 43:41
  Testecleese: Over the New South Wales thing?
• 43:42
  Ron Pascoe: Past experience… past experience knowledge.
• 43:45
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 43:46
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 43:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, well… So, it won't forget, you scam, and…
• 43:52
  Ron Pascoe: One Chucky shop.
• 43:55
  Testecleese: Okay?
• 43:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, I went into Facebook jail because someone posted something about, this woman… Who was, attacked.
• 44:06
  Testecleese: in New York, and Sean…
• 44:09
  Brian McFadden: New York City?
• 44:10
  Testecleese: I think it was just the state, but I'm not sure.
• 44:13
  Testecleese: But she shot and killed the guy. Everyone was cheering for her.
• 44:17
  Testecleese: And I was like, no, you're all wrong, and you know it. She should have been raped and murdered, or else you're a Nazi.
• 44:23
  Testecleese: And I got… Yeah, Facebook didn't… I was like, I can't believe I got reported for that!
• 44:30
  Testecleese: I was like, this is what you
• 44:31
  Testecleese: telling me, I was like, you're not supposed to defend yourself, you're supposed to get your ass kicked and then killed, right?
• 44:35
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 44:36
  Ron Pascoe: I would have been canceled, yeah.
• 44:40
  Testecleese: Dude, your signal blows.
• 44:42
  Ron Pascoe: No, I said, you shouldn't be able to fully bring counsel for you.
• 44:46
  Ron Pascoe: Part of being your league.
• 44:49
  Testecleese: Brian, can you hear him without breaking up, or is he…
• 44:51
  Brian McFadden: No, he's… he sounds horrible.
• 44:55
  Testecleese: Can you hear me now? You sound like you're at the underwater thing.
• 44:58
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, sorry, can you hear me?
• 45:01
  Testecleese: In and out. And let's… let's be 100% honest, that's because we're communicating from about as far away on the planet as you could possibly be from me, you know what I mean?
• 45:11
  Ron Pascoe: 100%, mate.
• 45:13
  Testecleese: That's a long way for signal to travel and not deteriorate.
• 45:17
  Testecleese: Especially since everything's Wi-Fi these days.
• 45:21
  Ron Pascoe: That's the case.
• 45:21
  Brian McFadden: Prince is getting her new role.
• 45:23
  Ron Pascoe: Which one?
• 45:25
  Testecleese: By the way, speaking of, do you guys, when you connect to the, quote, internet, the World Wide Web.
• 45:30
  Testecleese: Do you have a cable going from Australia across the ocean, or is it all just straight to satellite?
• 45:37
  Brian McFadden: I think there's cable.
• 45:39
  Testecleese: It's a long way away from anything.
• 45:43
  Testecleese: I'm just saying that's a long, long way away from.
• 45:45
  Ron Pascoe: Andy.
• 45:45
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 45:47
  Ron Pascoe: When I was down in Tasmania a couple of years ago, they actually accidentally cut the cable off from Victoria to Tasmania.
• 45:54
  Ron Pascoe: And they were out banking, internet, the whole lot, mate, for…
• 45:57
  Ron Pascoe: Like, hospitals and all that sort of stuff.
• 46:00
  Ron Pascoe: They're in deep chaos for a couple of days until they re-attached the wires and that.
• 46:04
  Testecleese: I know, and you're like, oh, what's the big deal? Hook them back together. It's like, yeah, it's not like the freaking cable coming into your house from outside, you know what I mean? This thing is feet around, right?
• 46:15
  Ron Pascoe: And it's underwater?
• 46:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, I mean, like, the transatlantic cable was insane. It is insane how huge that sucker is that they laid down from the United States to Europe.
• 46:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 46:26
  Testecleese: And I was like, Jesus Christ, I was like, where is it coming from to get to Australia? Is it, like…
• 46:31
  Testecleese: Thailand, Japan? No, Japan's way too far away.
• 46:36
  Testecleese: Ways to connect to…
• 46:38
  Ron Pascoe: When I was working at BHP, we actually made the wire that protected the cables.
• 46:43
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 46:44
  Ron Pascoe: That ran around, mate, that was massive comeback.
• 46:49
  Testecleese: I'm just curious where the cable connects to in Asia.
• 46:53
  Testecleese: to, you know what I mean? To connect to the rest of the world with an actual hardwire.
• 46:58
  Ron Pascoe: I think it might be in Singapore, is it?
• 47:00
  Testecleese: It could be. I was… I was… I wanted to say Thailand, I'm like, fuck. I'm trying to picture that region of the world, I'm like.
• 47:08
  Testecleese: I'm not sure that's Thailand that big, you know what I mean?
• 47:12
  Ron Pascoe: I think it might be Singapore.
• 47:14
  Ron Pascoe: Because I'll put you in?
• 47:15
  Testecleese: Australia's a long way from anything.
• 47:18
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 47:21
  Testecleese: I mean, there's… How many miles is it from, you know, well, I say…
• 47:26
  Testecleese: Ask an Australian about miles. Right?
• 47:29
  Brian McFadden: You know the miles, but it's kilometers.
• 47:32
  Ron Pascoe: The quote is…
• 47:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, how far is any land that's not part of the Australian continent to Australia, you know what I mean?
• 47:40
  Ron Pascoe: How far is Asia?
• 47:40
  Testecleese: from Australia.
• 47:42
  Ron Pascoe: Well, we've got Indonesia right above us.
• 47:46
  Testecleese: Where?
• 47:47
  Ron Pascoe: Indonesia's right above us.
• 47:49
  Testecleese: Is it that close?
• 47:51
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, we're miles away from everyone else. It's a 3-hour flight from Sydney to New Zealand.
• 47:59
  Testecleese: I might have… I might have to look at a map again.
• 48:02
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, to New Zealand, but that's part of the Australian continent.
• 48:07
  Ron Pascoe: But Indonesia's right above us. We get Indonesian fishing boats, of Darwin.
• 48:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and they complain about those, because they're fishing illegally, right?
• 48:18
  Ron Pascoe: And bringing people from seas until we stopped them.
• 48:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, the Japanese are still wailing, too, and like, oh, they've been doing that forever. I was like, so isn't everyone else in the world? You know what I mean?
• 48:30
  Ron Pascoe: Will the Japanese follow the whale? Because where we're sitting, we've got a lot of whales going through, because we're just above Antarctica.
• 48:38
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 48:39
  Ron Pascoe: severe seasonal whales go past the coast of Australia.
• 48:44
  Testecleese: Which I've always found fascinating, is how close to… the poll Australia is.
• 48:52
  Testecleese: And how hot it gets in Australia. You would think…
• 48:56
  Ron Pascoe: That proxim.
• 48:57
  Testecleese: would be, like, Canada Gold, right?
• 49:01
  Ron Pascoe: Well, you get… down in Tasmania, you get… oh, it's amazing, you get a different sort of weather and environment, whereas up north, you get a drier…
• 49:12
  Ron Pascoe: Because you're closer to the…
• 49:13
  Testecleese: You go to Tasmania. From what I stand from Tasmania, it's mostly still in, wild, right?
• 49:19
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, I could move there tomorrow. It's like Australia about 20 years ago, mate.
• 49:25
  Testecleese: Now…
• 49:25
  Ron Pascoe: People friendly, there's a lot of, like, regional areas?
• 49:29
  Testecleese: Are these devils? Are these devils real things? Like, no, I know they're real things, the Tasmanian devil.
• 49:34
  Testecleese: Is it anything like what I've seen in cartoons when I was a kid?
• 49:39
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, well, they got the name Devil, like, you hear them, they'll fucking get out of you at night time.
• 49:44
  Ron Pascoe: They'll scare the carnivorous.
• 49:46
  Testecleese: They're real. Yeah, I know they're real, but, like, are they something that humans have to worry about?
• 49:53
  Ron Pascoe: Aww, my goodness, as a predator?
• 49:55
  Testecleese: Or your biggest issue with one of them is gonna be if you stumble across one and surprise it.
• 50:01
  Ron Pascoe: Well, you wouldn't want to be caught at the middle of the nighttime by a couple of them, because they come in packs.
• 50:06
  Testecleese: What are… they're mammals, but, like… Are they… The canines?
• 50:12
  Ron Pascoe: They're not food.
• 50:13
  Ron Pascoe: They're not big, but they'll attack, they'll come at you.
• 50:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, neither are honey badgers, but you know what? Honey badgers don't give a fuck. You know?
• 50:21
  Ron Pascoe: They're crazy, honey badgers, mate.
• 50:24
  Testecleese: Terrifying!
• 50:26
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I've seen them taking on mans.
• 50:27
  Testecleese: Eat beehives!
• 50:29
  Ron Pascoe: I've seen him take on Merva snakes, I've seen them take on bloody lions.
• 50:33
  Testecleese: Yes! Exactly! They come up, I'll fight you lions. Like, dude, don't fight a lion. You know?
• 50:40
  Ron Pascoe: Slow.
• 50:41
  Testecleese: I remember watching a video… I remember watching a video of.
• 50:45
  Ron Pascoe: these lionesses…
• 50:47
  Testecleese: trying to protect their kill, right? From a bunch of, hyenas.
• 50:52
  Testecleese: And… finally, the lion, who's just laying there in the shade gets up.
• 50:57
  Testecleese: Saunders over like it's nothing, slaps one of the hyenas in the face, the thing fell down dead, and they all ran off, and I was like, and that's why the bitches do the hunting right there.
• 51:07
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, mate, those lionesses, they're crazy.
• 51:12
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 51:13
  Testecleese: Lion is just a monster of an animal.
• 51:16
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, yeah.
• 51:16
  Testecleese: By… why do they call it the King of the Jungle?
• 51:21
  Ron Pascoe: They live in this advantage, don't they?
• 51:24
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, probably because the way it looks like with big mane and all that sort of stuff makes it look regal.
• 51:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, but jungle cats are tigers, and a tiger is way more terrifying than a lion!
• 51:36
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 51:36
  Testecleese: Won't tiger…
• 51:37
  Ron Pascoe: Don't tigers…
• 51:38
  Testecleese: actually hunt humans?
• 51:40
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, the Bengal ones in India and that.
• 51:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, they'll actually, like, one will have you looking at it, like, oh, fuck, a tiger, and then the other one will jump all beside you and rip you apart!
• 51:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, can be on ya, yeah. Yeah.
• 51:53
  Ron Pascoe: There's some deadly creatures in the water.
• 51:54
  Testecleese: 200-pound cats.
• 51:56
  Ron Pascoe: Did you just get the video I sent you, Cassowary?
• 52:00
  Testecleese: Dude, I get so many videos you send me.
• 52:05
  Testecleese: I haven't… I do try to watch…
• 52:07
  Brian McFadden: Come on.
• 52:08
  Testecleese: I do try to watch them all, but I… there's just so many, and I will be.
• 52:13
  Ron Pascoe: It's a repeat… it's a repeat offender on the piss boy, sending him out to his… send him out to his…
• 52:18
  Testecleese: Most of them are hilarious.
• 52:21
  Testecleese: Some of them, it's just like, what the fuck just happened?
• 52:27
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, just have a couple of beers and get overexcited, lads.
• 52:31
  Testecleese: Hmm. Anyway, back on topic here.
• 52:34
  Testecleese: Let's finish up our local section of West Virginia. The whooping cough has moved out of where I am down into, central West Virginia, and it has grown exponentially in cases as it moves through the state.
• 52:49
  Testecleese: So, I'm glad it started near us.
• 52:52
  Brian McFadden: Is that because of the population in the other parts of the state? There are more of them?
• 52:57
  Testecleese: I got a feeling it's because one person infects three.
• 53:00
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 53:01
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 53:02
  Testecleese: Like, you get sick at school, you come home, infect your family, they go to work, they infect their coworkers.
• 53:09
  Testecleese: And the more it goes out, the more and more get affected, infected. Now, I'm gonna give the repeat offender here a chance to give us some local news, but…
• 53:20
  Testecleese: Leave the big news out of it, because that's a big topic tonight.
• 53:24
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, mate, yeah.
• 53:26
  Testecleese: We'll get to it.
• 53:28
  Ron Pascoe: Well, I'll leave the main one away, but a byproduct of what's going on, our Prime Minister's lost the plot.
• 53:34
  Ron Pascoe: He's, he's not reading the room well, and I don't think he'll be around the next election.
• 53:40
  Ron Pascoe: Basically, it's come up…
• 53:41
  Testecleese: out of office now. Don't you guys do that all the time?
• 53:44
  Ron Pascoe: Well, he's… he won with a majority. He won that last election with a majority of votes, and that… he decimated the Liberal Party.
• 53:52
  Testecleese: Does that mean that it's more difficult to take him out of office, or just… you don't expect to have the votes to do it?
• 53:57
  Ron Pascoe: Well, they've got both the upper and the lower house, so that's like your Congress and your…
• 54:02
  Testecleese: and Senate.
• 54:04
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, he's got the Senate, and he's got the,
• 54:06
  Ron Pascoe: the lower house, so… Oh, so… he's both in control, yeah.
• 54:11
  Testecleese: So it's almost like an impeachment when you guys do this, and you need both houses to… Do it.
• 54:17
  Ron Pascoe: Kidding.
• 54:18
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 54:18
  Ron Pascoe: Cool.
• 54:19
  Testecleese: Okay. Because you guys… I remember, what was it, like, there was, like, a 4-year or 5-year gap where you guys had, like, 6 or 7 prime ministers. It was fucking crazy.
• 54:29
  Ron Pascoe: Well, you might not… you might not remember, we had the only Prime Minister who was removed from office by the Governor-General back in the 70s. His name was Gough Whitlam.
• 54:36
  Testecleese: Remember? No, I was born in the 80s.
• 54:39
  Ron Pascoe: Well, Gough Whitlam was the only Prime Minister to ever be removed from office by the Governor-General, which is a representative of the Queen at the time.
• 54:48
  Testecleese: Oh, okay.
• 54:49
  Ron Pascoe: government.
• 54:49
  Testecleese: Huh.
• 54:49
  Ron Pascoe: Governor General's is now the, representative of the King.
• 54:53
  Ron Pascoe: He can remove a Prime Minister, a sitting Prime Minister, but they must have the vote of the lower and upper house.
• 55:02
  Testecleese: Okay. Now, does that… is that all of the Commonwealth, or just the rules that apply in Australia, because everyone gets their own contract?
• 55:10
  Ron Pascoe: No, no, all Commonwealth, every… every Commonwealth nation… Okay.
• 55:14
  Testecleese: Howdy, guys.
• 55:14
  Ron Pascoe: the English satellite system.
• 55:17
  Testecleese: about… about a year, maybe 2 years… no, less than 2 years ago, I was here. I was talking to someone about… a Canadian, actually, who was here.
• 55:27
  Testecleese: And I was like, why'd you come to, like, middle of nowhere, West Virginia, if you came down to see the states? You know what I mean? It's like, Boston and New York City were on your way here, but you came to middle of nowhere. He's like, well, I came to the middle of nowhere, West Virginia, because I wanted to see middle of nowhere. He's like, I've seen the frozen tundra of the north, and I wanted to see the gorgeous mountains and forests. I'm like.
• 55:46
  Testecleese: Fair enough.
• 55:48
  Testecleese: But I said, I just think it's nuts that the king… Can…
• 55:53
  Testecleese: food out your Prime Minister? And he's like, no, he can't. I was like, yes, he can. Like, no, no, like, it's… and I remember, I brought up my phone, I was like, here it is, right here, it says he can do it, and he did, it was the Queen.
• 56:05
  Testecleese: Or, who was before… who was before Elizabeth?
• 56:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, she was the queen for, like, 100 years.
• 56:12
  Ron Pascoe: it with wars.
• 56:14
  Testecleese: So maybe what.
• 56:15
  Ron Pascoe: he was on.
• 56:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, somebody…
• 56:17
  Ron Pascoe: Tidy.
• 56:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, somebody…
• 56:19
  Ron Pascoe: You married an American lady?
• 56:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, Diana?
• 56:24
  Ron Pascoe: No, no, no, before that.
• 56:26
  Testecleese: I know, I know, I know. But yeah, nice.
• 56:33
  Ron Pascoe: account, you go.
• 56:33
  Testecleese: I just think it's.
• 56:34
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, you got.
• 56:34
  Testecleese: But yeah, several years ago, a long time ago.
• 56:37
  Testecleese: I think it was in the early 1900s, late 1800s, they actually pulled the Canadian Prime Minister out of office.
• 56:44
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, so you just can't, or the Queen, or whoever it is at the time, they just can't come down and take someone out.
• 56:51
  Ron Pascoe: They've got to actually have the government
• 56:54
  Ron Pascoe: give the authority to the Queen.
• 56:57
  Ron Pascoe: So then… Well, it sounds like the king or queen is just giving a strong suggestion, then.
• 57:02
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 57:03
  Ron Pascoe: No, they… they've still got power. They've still got power over the Commonwealth and the… and Great Britain.
• 57:08
  Ron Pascoe: But because of what happened years ago in the English Civil War.
• 57:12
  Ron Pascoe: the, the king at the time lost so much power, and that's when…
• 57:18
  Testecleese: Which English… oh, the last… I was gonna say, there's been so many civil wars in the… in.
• 57:22
  Ron Pascoe: I was back with Cromwell. Back with Cromwell. Oh, cromwell was involved?
• 57:27
  Testecleese: Basically, when the Crown lost all their power?
• 57:30
  Ron Pascoe: Or half of it.
• 57:32
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, it was either gonna be that, or a full-on revolution, right?
• 57:36
  Ron Pascoe: Well, the guillotine, yeah.
• 57:37
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 57:39
  Testecleese: Fucking… fucking French, man.
• 57:43
  Testecleese: The French can't fight a war, but they can create a device to friggin'…
• 57:47
  Testecleese: politely execute royals, you know what I mean?
• 57:51
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, yeah, seriously quickly.
• 57:55
  Testecleese: How do you say hello in Paris?
• 57:59
  Ron Pascoe: Week.
• 58:00
  El Guapo: Assalamu alaykah.
• 58:00
  Ron Pascoe: Excuse me.
• 58:01
  Testecleese: Guavo got it!
• 58:04
  Testecleese: I saw Malenga!
• 58:10
  El Guapo: They say, do you say in French, they say Paris.
• 58:14
  Testecleese: Paris, exactly, exactly. That's the key one.
• 58:17
  El Guapo: Or…
• 58:18
  Testecleese: I think that's awesome, and anyway, Guapo has arrived. I'm having a good time already. We've been at this for about an hour, and we haven't even gotten into our first topic yet.
• 58:27
  El Guapo: Are you serious?
• 58:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, man, the rum… the rum's making me happy and chatty.
• 58:34
  El Guapo: You know? Got you. I mean, we could go over it tomorrow night, I got nothing else going on.
• 58:40
  El Guapo: Oh yeah, I gotta help my friend in the morning.
• 58:43
  El Guapo: With his car.
• 58:43
  Testecleese: He's… I heard some dumbass… I heard some jackass fucking wheel fell off his car.
• 58:49
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 58:50
  Brian McFadden: It was an exciting day.
• 58:53
  Testecleese: God!
• 58:54
  El Guapo: Seems like…
• 58:55
  Testecleese: Are you lug nuts?
• 58:56
  Brian McFadden: Her car is on… well, I mean, they're 300,000 mile lug nuts, so…
• 59:02
  Testecleese: By the way, Brian, that car, that car thing I sent you?
• 59:06
  Testecleese: I agree, there's no way that price was accurate. It was like a…
• 59:09
  Brian McFadden: No way! -
• 59:11
  Testecleese: 1947, 1946 Chevrolet Coupe, right?
• 59:14
  Brian McFadden: Even if there's no motor in it, the price ain't right.
• 59:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, and this guy's like, oh, the new engine only has 5K miles, we put a turbo… it's not original parts, not even man… like, the right stuff, whatever, but he's got a turbo on it, blah blah blah blah blah, all this crazy shit.
• 59:30
  Brian McFadden: I was like, one…
• 59:30
  Testecleese: 1,233 bucks.
• 59:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, buy it. Buy it yesterday.
• 59:35
  Testecleese: In what… in, parts of Virginia?
• 59:37
  Testecleese: I was like, if I'm gonna contact that guy tomorrow, and say, is this price real, or is this, like, you wanna trade?
• 59:44
  Testecleese: Because if it's real, I'm not shitting you, I will either drive my ass over there, rent a trailer, buy that car and drive it back, or fly out there, buy it, and drive this car… itself back.
• 59:53
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 59:55
  Testecleese: Dude, that thing is gorgeous, isn't it?
• 59:56
  Brian McFadden: It is.
• 59:57
  Testecleese: would…
• 59:59
  Brian McFadden: The body's in many condition.
• 1:00:01
  Testecleese: I would love that to be my Sunday driver, like, I get up and go to church in this freaking gorgeous car.
• 1:00:06
  El Guapo: Go to lunch with my fam- huh?
• 1:00:09
  El Guapo: Worked on a car.
• 1:00:10
  Testecleese: 1946 Chevrolet Coupe.
• 1:00:13
  El Guapo: Buh.
• 1:00:14
  Testecleese: Oh… gorgeous, dude.
• 1:00:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, less… less than $1,500 bucks, and, like, it.
• 1:00:23
  Brian McFadden: There's no way, there is no humanly way possible, unless they really need money bad.
• 1:00:29
  Testecleese: If that much money, you think you could walk next door, knock on your neighbor's door, and say, give me two grand for this, you know what I mean?
• 1:00:35
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:00:36
  Testecleese: Cause he's gonna turn around and sell for 20.
• 1:00:41
  Testecleese: Oh, the paint job, too, some kind of baby blue?
• 1:00:44
  Testecleese: Oof.
• 1:00:46
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:00:50
  Testecleese: Rob Reiner and his wife were murdered.
• 1:00:54
  Brian McFadden: F.
• 1:00:55
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:00:56
  El Guapo: Yeah, sad.
• 1:00:57
  Brian McFadden: It's Sunday.
• 1:00:59
  El Guapo: lickers.
• 1:01:00
  Brian McFadden: Sunday afternoon that they were.
• 1:01:01
  El Guapo: Let's go.
• 1:01:02
  Brian McFadden: After our… after our last show.
• 1:01:05
  Testecleese: Yay!
• 1:01:05
  El Guapo: No, no, it was Sunday after… yeah, yeah, yeah, Sunday, but they had, like… they went to a party, and after the party.
• 1:01:11
  Testecleese: You know… Conan O'Brien's party.
• 1:01:15
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 1:01:18
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:01:20
  Testecleese: their son, Nick, has been taken into custody and is being charged already.
• 1:01:24
  Brian McFadden: And apparently, just recently, he was diagnosed as a schizophrenic.
• 1:01:29
  Brian McFadden: And his medication hasn't been doing well for him.
• 1:01:34
  Testecleese: Oh, that's really unfortunate.
• 1:01:36
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:01:38
  Testecleese: I saw some stuff that he was trans, and I went online.
• 1:01:43
  El Guapo: No, it's got two days…
• 1:01:44
  Testecleese: Mariah's like, that's just completely made up.
• 1:01:47
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:01:48
  Testecleese: I was like, alright, he's like, there's enough shit going on, you don't need to be adding shit, you know what I mean?
• 1:01:53
  El Guapo: A lot of people like those to get shit.
• 1:01:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, this is truly a tragedy, it's very unfortunate. Their throats were cut in their own house by their child, apparently.
• 1:02:04
  Testecleese: And I don't know how familiar you guys are with Rob Reiner's legacy.
• 1:02:08
  El Guapo: Oh, he's the one that…
• 1:02:09
  Brian McFadden: Fair enough.
• 1:02:09
  El Guapo: Well, that's true.
• 1:02:11
  El Guapo: All in the family.
• 1:02:12
  Brian McFadden: All… he was meatheading all the family. Yep.
• 1:02:16
  Testecleese: He, directed a… A princess bride?
• 1:02:20
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 1:02:22
  Brian McFadden: That was his real… that was his recent claim to fame, was Prince of Bride.
• 1:02:25
  Testecleese: Reese.
• 1:02:27
  El Guapo: No, he's been on board.
• 1:02:28
  Brian McFadden: You know what I mean, but he went off the deep end, and he had a severe case of TDS after that, so…
• 1:02:34
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:02:35
  Testecleese: Yes. Yes. But his politics…
• 1:02:39
  Testecleese: He can be a jackass. He created some of the greatest entertainment the world has ever seen.
• 1:02:47
  Testecleese: Wright is one of the greatest movies ever made.
• 1:02:49
  El Guapo: Yeah, people can still quote the movie.
• 1:02:53
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, I titled this segment, Inconceivable.
• 1:02:56
  El Guapo: inconceivable.
• 1:02:58
  Testecleese: I think you should look that word up, because I do not think it means what you think it is meaning.
• 1:03:03
  El Guapo: Hmm…
• 1:03:05
  Testecleese: It's funny, actually, coming back on my last deployment, I got…
• 1:03:09
  Testecleese: because of the emergency repair I did on the ship in port, because we had to replace an intake fan for the engines.
• 1:03:17
  Testecleese: But… but…
• 1:03:20
  Testecleese: There was no way to… you know the deck hatches, the ones you can unbolt to pass stuff through the ship?
• 1:03:26
  Testecleese: They weren't big enough to get the fans down into the engine room to install into the intake stacks. Damn. I had to cut a 4 foot by 4 foot hole through the deck.
• 1:03:35
  Testecleese: And then weld it back together.
• 1:03:39
  Testecleese: Ended up working something like 30-something hours straight.
• 1:03:42
  Testecleese: But because of that, they let me pick the,
• 1:03:46
  Testecleese: No, never mind, that was the music we played going home, that was a different thing altogether.
• 1:03:50
  El Guapo: I just got to pick, the first movie of the week we did underway.
• 1:03:54
  Testecleese: And I picked, The Princess Bride.
• 1:03:57
  Testecleese: And it's funny, because half the crew is like, it sounds like some chick flick. Then everyone else is like, oh my god, we're gonna go watch The Princess Bride, you know?
• 1:04:06
  Testecleese: And, it's just, it's crazy how shit lines up, though, like, I was just looking at some…
• 1:04:12
  Testecleese: Mentioned it to the wife, shared it with her about, the cast of The Princess Bride is coming to West Virginia.
• 1:04:19
  El Guapo: Oh, wow. And they're doing a screening of the movie, and you can talk to the actress and the crew, and the…
• 1:04:25
  Testecleese: About the movie and all that stuff.
• 1:04:27
  Testecleese: Yeah. And then, like… yeah, then, like, 2 hours later, we saw that Rob Reiner died.
• 1:04:34
  Testecleese: I was like, wow, that sucks. And then I also… then, like, 2 days later, I saw a,
• 1:04:41
  Testecleese: It was… they call it, rodent, rodent shot.
• 1:04:46
  Testecleese: And it was, like, for, like, shooting rats.
• 1:04:49
  Testecleese: But it was, .50 cal BMG rounds, and it said for the, rodents of unusual size, the ROUSs.
• 1:04:58
  Testecleese: Alright. Apparently, I'm the only one who knows this movie inside and out.
• 1:05:02
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:05:03
  Testecleese: Because the ROUSs, I don't think they really exist. As one of the scurries are way behind them.
• 1:05:11
  Testecleese: But yeah, tragedy, and then… because this guy had TDS.
• 1:05:17
  Testecleese: Trump…
• 1:05:18
  Testecleese: ran his mouth, and that's what Trump's good at, and that's usually why I enjoy listening to Trump speak.
• 1:05:24
  Brian McFadden: He went overboard on this one. I don't agree with what… he should have just left his… stayed out of it.
• 1:05:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, I started talking trash because of his opinions, and I was like, oh, man. I was like, Rob Reiner was actually the guy who went on Piers Morgan.
• 1:05:39
  Testecleese: And… talking about Charlie Kirk, he's like, this is disgusting, it's horrible.
• 1:05:42
  Brian McFadden: I can't… he's like, I don't…
• 1:05:44
  Testecleese: How much you hate them, you don't kill them.
• 1:05:46
  El Guapo: Right.
• 1:05:46
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:05:48
  Testecleese: And, yeah, I just… I think Trump not just went too far, I think he fucked up bad.
• 1:05:53
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:05:56
  Testecleese: Fuck.
• 1:05:59
  Testecleese: But… you know…
• 1:06:03
  Testecleese: Like I said, as much as I think Trump really fucked up on that, that's who Trump is.
• 1:06:09
  Testecleese: I just wish someone had,
• 1:06:12
  Testecleese: shut him up before he clicked post, you know what I mean? Good luck with that.
• 1:06:16
  El Guapo: Yeah, I was like.
• 1:06:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's on… yeah, it's like, you think he has a staff doing this? No, that's on his fucking cell phone in his pocket, you know that.
• 1:06:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he doesn't have an email account, he doesn't have a computer, so…
• 1:06:29
  El Guapo: He, he could have saved himself, it's like, what he did.
• 1:06:34
  Brian McFadden: You double down!
• 1:06:35
  El Guapo: I know, he could have said himself when he did that speech of the, fuckin'.
• 1:06:40
  Brian McFadden: On Friday?
• 1:06:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, he'd be like, hey, look, you know, it's out of hand.
• 1:06:44
  Brian McFadden: Wednesday night, he took over Survivor's finale, season finale.
• 1:06:49
  El Guapo: What was it? Damn.
• 1:06:50
  Testecleese: Is that… okay.
• 1:06:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they were going 8 to 10, he hopped on nationwide television at 9 o'clock, so they had to stop the finale midway through for Trump.
• 1:07:02
  El Guapo: People still watch Survivor?
• 1:07:04
  Testecleese: Apparently Brian does!
• 1:07:05
  Brian McFadden: I don't, I don't, I just heard, I read the articles, I don't watch it, I never watch Survivor.
• 1:07:10
  El Guapo: I never watched it either, I don't know how to make money, but…
• 1:07:14
  Testecleese: Well, I watched the first…
• 1:07:15
  Brian McFadden: Jeep reality TV.
• 1:07:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, I watched the first season, I was like, this show's stupid.
• 1:07:20
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:07:21
  Testecleese: I found way better survival shows.
• 1:07:25
  Testecleese: Have you ever seen Alone?
• 1:07:28
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:07:29
  Testecleese: Yeah! That's a survival.
• 1:07:31
  Ron Pascoe: Check it.
• 1:07:33
  Testecleese: Like, yes, I saw that! They just dropped off in the jungle of Tasmania. I was like, figure it out and left. And I was like, what?
• 1:07:42
  Ron Pascoe: No way.
• 1:07:44
  Testecleese: And they're on, like, the Arctic Circle in, like, Canada. I'm like…
• 1:07:48
  Testecleese: What the fuck? The way you're supposed to find food in the tundra, you know?
• 1:07:52
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:07:54
  Ron Pascoe: Dig a hole in the ice, draw a line.
• 1:07:56
  Testecleese: Actually, yeah, I believe they actually got permission from the local indigenous peoples to, hunt seal.
• 1:08:05
  Brian McFadden: They don't… you… they… you have to have… that's still not a thing, you know? You gotta…
• 1:08:10
  Brian McFadden: The indigenous people are the only ones that can do it.
• 1:08:13
  Testecleese: That's what I'm saying, the Indigenous people actually gave them permission on their…
• 1:08:17
  Testecleese: stuff. That's where they filmed the show, was on Indigenous lands.
• 1:08:19
  Brian McFadden: Oh, God.
• 1:08:22
  Testecleese: And they were like, yeah, yeah, if you're gonna be out in the middle of nowhere all by yourself, eat whatever the fuck you can, just don't kill what you're not gonna eat. And I was like,
• 1:08:30
  Testecleese: But for you guys, like, the noble savage, to use a… outdated term.
• 1:08:36
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:08:37
  Ron Pascoe: Fuck, man.
• 1:08:38
  Testecleese: Huh?
• 1:08:39
  Ron Pascoe: There's quite places in Australia, only Aboriginals can hunt.
• 1:08:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:08:45
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:08:46
  Testecleese: Oh, dude, you'd be amazed at what the, the.
• 1:08:49
  El Guapo: what do they call… what are they called? They call them First Nationers now? Yeah, First Nationers.
• 1:08:52
  Brian McFadden: in Alaska.
• 1:08:53
  El Guapo: No, that's in the States. Over there, I think.
• 1:08:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, the Eskimos are called First Nation, yeah.
• 1:08:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:09:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, if you call them all Inuit, or actually, if you call them all Eskimo, that's, quote, offensive. Inuit's at least an official tribe. But yeah, it's like, the whole group. What's the difference, man? No matter what you call a group, if you change a word with another word, that word's just gonna become the new offensive word. You know what I mean?
• 1:09:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:09:16
  Ron Pascoe: That's right.
• 1:09:19
  Testecleese: I mean, like… I'm gonna say some words that we're not supposed to say here, but like,
• 1:09:24
  Testecleese: Queer. You weren't supposed to call people queer. Now they're calling themselves queer, which, awesome, fucking what the hell. So that word became offensive, so they started calling them faggots.
• 1:09:33
  Ron Pascoe: Are you, like.
• 1:09:34
  Testecleese: maggots, then you call them gay, and they didn't like that. And it's like, no matter what you call homosexuality, because that offends people, too, calling it that, because, like, why do you have to be so technical? It's like, what word am I supposed to use to refer to this group of people?
• 1:09:48
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:09:49
  Testecleese: Like, bent? Because you got straight and bent.
• 1:09:52
  Testecleese: Get bent? Is that what that means?
• 1:10:00
  El Guapo: You shouldn't just go up, bro.
• 1:10:02
  Testecleese: Get bent sounds like you're telling someone to get decompression sickness, like, the bends…
• 1:10:07
  Ron Pascoe: They call themselves queers in those Queers for Bloody Palestine shirts?
• 1:10:12
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah… yes, I have, and I've actually…
• 1:10:15
  Testecleese: I've got a couple friends from up north that I went to high school with that are…
• 1:10:19
  Testecleese: Saying… that are… that are gay folk.
• 1:10:22
  Testecleese: that are saying stuff like this. And I'm like, I tell you what, buddy, it's like, I'll buy you a round-trip ticket, but I want to make sure the return trip is, refundable. And he's like, what? And I was like, because you're gonna wear a rainbow scarf, and a yarmulke.
• 1:10:35
  Ron Pascoe: in…
• 1:10:36
  Testecleese: Afghanistan.
• 1:10:38
  Brian McFadden: Not gonna last long.
• 1:10:40
  Testecleese: Let's see how that… oh yeah, we'll send you to Palestine, even better, okay, because you're saying quiz from Palestine. Let's see how long your rainbow scarf and Yamaha.
• 1:10:47
  El Guapo: Let's make it safe, let's make it safe. Egypt. Even Egypt, they would have.
• 1:10:52
  Testecleese: Actually, Egypt is pretty reasonable.
• 1:10:55
  El Guapo: No, do you hear about Iran and Egypt playing on the bride game? On the soccer game?
• 1:11:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, did it happen? I thought they were trying to cancel it.
• 1:11:04
  El Guapo: No, they're still going… So they got no choice.
• 1:11:10
  Testecleese: Egyptians.
• 1:11:10
  El Guapo: They didn't know what a Pride Month, like, the Pride thing was, like, what do you mean, Pride?
• 1:11:16
  El Guapo: Why?
• 1:11:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, the Egyptians are mostly Islamic, aren't they?
• 1:11:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:11:19
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:11:20
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 1:11:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, and they refused to allow Palestine, Palestinians to flee to Egypt. They're like, no.
• 1:11:27
  Testecleese: Blowing people up and killing them. We don't want you here!
• 1:11:30
  Testecleese: Yeah?
• 1:11:31
  Ron Pascoe: The same car, it's like…
• 1:11:33
  Testecleese: Huh?
• 1:11:34
  Ron Pascoe: The Saudis wouldn't let him in either.
• 1:11:37
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:11:37
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:11:38
  El Guapo: Nobody wants them.
• 1:11:40
  Testecleese: Tell me about American immigration policy when all these other countries are turning them away, too. You know what I mean?
• 1:11:45
  Ron Pascoe: Islamic State countries.
• 1:11:48
  Testecleese: Well, that's what gets me, dude, this…
• 1:11:50
  Testecleese: One Jewish nation on this planet.
• 1:11:53
  Testecleese: One.
• 1:11:54
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:11:55
  El Guapo: Nobody lived in.
• 1:11:56
  Testecleese: You hear folks saying, oh, fuck these Zionists. It's like, why? It's like, why don't they get to have one country?
• 1:12:02
  Testecleese: And it's like.
• 1:12:04
  Testecleese: I actually looked this up, because I wanted to find out. There are 26 countries officially.
• 1:12:09
  Brian McFadden: Islamic. Like, that's their official religion.
• 1:12:12
  Ron Pascoe: Yo.
• 1:12:13
  Testecleese: Up to someone down in town.
• 1:12:16
  Testecleese: of all this, and he goes, well, but can you name a single nation, Christian nation?
• 1:12:19
  Testecleese: I was like, well, I'm assuming you're not gonna count the United States. He's like, well, why would I? Because it was made by Christians, for Christians, with Christians, morals and values, but…
• 1:12:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they left… they left Europe for that very reason, you know?
• 1:12:33
  Testecleese: Well, yeah. Kinda. Kinda.
• 1:12:36
  Brian McFadden: Pilgrims want to relie.
• 1:12:38
  Testecleese: religious freedom to practice their own religion, not… That's the thing, I was like, that was exactly what I said, was England. I was like, what do you mean? I was like, the Church of England!
• 1:12:46
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:12:48
  Testecleese: That's why the pilgrims left, because they didn't want to do the Church of England, they wanted to be more devout to God.
• 1:12:56
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:12:57
  Testecleese: And that's the thing, is people don't read history, they don't give a shit. They're… and when they see what has happened, they're viewing history with a modern lens.
• 1:13:08
  Testecleese: And that's just not fair.
• 1:13:10
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:13:11
  Ron Pascoe: That's right.
• 1:13:13
  Testecleese: I mean, you… they're complaining… dude, I… on Columbus Day.
• 1:13:18
  Testecleese: I had a dude talking a bunch of… Sean, actually, that same dude I was mentioning.
• 1:13:22
  Testecleese: I was talking a bunch of shit about Columbus and how he hates him.
• 1:13:25
  Testecleese: I was like, the dude's been dead for over 500 years!
• 1:13:27
  Brian McFadden: How do you hate somebody who's been dead 500 years and had no actual effect on your life?
• 1:13:34
  Testecleese: Guys, oh, he raped and pillaged, and I was like, fucking so didn't…
• 1:13:37
  Brian McFadden: Everyone did a bad job. Every country on this…
• 1:13:39
  Testecleese: planets!
• 1:13:41
  El Guapo: Dude, how he got time to rape and pillage when he had to travel back and forth four times across the ocean in sailboats? And one other time, he got arrested.
• 1:13:50
  Testecleese: Oh, the raving and pillaging happened when they found the Caribbean. But…
• 1:13:54
  El Guapo: Well, that was his fault.
• 1:13:55
  Testecleese: This is what people assume, is that.
• 1:13:57
  El Guapo: He was looking… he was looking for India, a quick route to India.
• 1:14:00
  Testecleese: Oh, that's why I always thought of calling the natives here Indians.
• 1:14:03
  El Guapo: No, something else, but no, but… because of something else. You know what they call Caribbean… the Caribbeans?
• 1:14:11
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:14:11
  El Guapo: Because they used to eat people themselves, so the carnivals, so there's a Caribbean land, that's what it means, Caribbeans.
• 1:14:18
  Testecleese: Oh, Cannibal Land?
• 1:14:19
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:14:20
  Testecleese: The Land of the cannibals.
• 1:14:21
  El Guapo: Yes, they were eating each other. What do you think is gonna happen when you don't got meat in the island?
• 1:14:28
  Testecleese: You all become vegetarians and slowly wither away and die.
• 1:14:32
  Ron Pascoe: Well, the Maori's for the cannibals, too.
• 1:14:36
  Testecleese: By the way, I'm going to the Caribbean.
• 1:14:39
  Brian McFadden: We're going to Haiti!
• 1:14:41
  Testecleese: Well… Not going to Haiti. I got a feeling we're gonna be porting in the Dominican Republic instead.
• 1:14:46
  Brian McFadden: It said, the itinerary said Haiti.
• 1:14:49
  Testecleese: It said Haiti, but we're not allowed to go there. So there's no way an American cruise line's gonna go there.
• 1:14:54
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:14:54
  Testecleese: and be banned from working in the United States, right?
• 1:14:59
  Ron Pascoe: You could just go next door.
• 1:15:00
  Testecleese: Dominican.
• 1:15:02
  Ron Pascoe: Don't have a bit of barbecue.
• 1:15:04
  Testecleese: I'll go to Haiti, I'll go meet Barbecue.
• 1:15:07
  El Guapo: Brings himself.
• 1:15:09
  Testecleese: Boss?
• 1:15:13
  Ron Pascoe: Hey, Craig, I've been a couple of thoughts.
• 1:15:16
  Testecleese: You can meet Ilhan, Omar. No.
• 1:15:19
  Brian McFadden: He's cute, Mario.
• 1:15:21
  El Guapo: You end up here.
• 1:15:21
  Testecleese: Himalian.
• 1:15:22
  El Guapo: Pete Hepstack, pictures, like, you at Barbecue, like, what's going on with this guy?
• 1:15:30
  Ron Pascoe: Couple of funny memes that go.
• 1:15:35
  Testecleese: That would be funny, you show up with a bottle of, like, A1…
• 1:15:38
  Testecleese: Barbecue sauce, sitting next to barbecue, and then just watch the entire world turn against you.
• 1:15:45
  El Guapo: The CNN be like, you making fun of, like, some kind of reader or shit, or like…
• 1:15:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, what was that dude's name?
• 1:15:58
  Testecleese: Oh, I thought that you were referencing Guapo.
• 1:16:00
  El Guapo: No, no, but you said, do you hang out with barbecue? They're like, why can you offended leaders like that, another country? You know, CNN would twist and turn that shit to make it offensive.
• 1:16:09
  Testecleese: They would, but they had a CNN anchor several years ago, remember, who went to one of these cannibal countries and ate human.
• 1:16:17
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:16:18
  Brian McFadden: Huh?
• 1:16:18
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:16:19
  Testecleese: And it's like, what the fuck is the matter with you? It's like, oh, it's what they do. It's like…
• 1:16:22
  El Guapo: Lizabethany don't have to do it!
• 1:16:25
  Testecleese: Like, if everyone jumped off a fucking bridge, would you?
• 1:16:28
  El Guapo: No, I'll listen to it.
• 1:16:29
  Testecleese: Where was your mom growing up?
• 1:16:32
  El Guapo: Oh, like, no, I'm okay, I'm a veget… I don't eat vegetables. I'll be… yeah, that's the only time I would be vegetarian, like, no, no, right now.
• 1:16:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, you know what? I have a choice of, like, papyras, or human?
• 1:16:47
  Testecleese: I'll eat the fruit.
• 1:16:50
  El Guapo: I eat all type of meat, except beer. I don't think I would get a pleasure out of it, you know? Like, but, like, I'm good.
• 1:16:57
  Testecleese: I'm gonna go bear hunting. I'm gonna taste it.
• 1:17:01
  El Guapo: Yeah, you have to find a good recipe, too, because you have to get the game.
• 1:17:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, but exactly, that's gotta be all dark meat. But if I… I'm assuming I'm not gonna like it, because most people don't.
• 1:17:11
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:17:12
  Testecleese: As terrible as it sounds, I don't feel bad, it'll be dog food for, like, a year.
• 1:17:18
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's great.
• 1:17:18
  Ron Pascoe: Update.
• 1:17:20
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? Like, it's still getting eaten, and I get a sweet bear pelt to make an awesome jacket out of, right?
• 1:17:27
  El Guapo: I had camel meat. That was good.
• 1:17:30
  Testecleese: Ken was really good, actually.
• 1:17:32
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:17:33
  Testecleese: Okay, let's be real, anyone who's ever been to the Middle East and got a cheeseburger.
• 1:17:37
  El Guapo: Probably came on me.
• 1:17:38
  Testecleese: Probably had camel. Yep.
• 1:17:39
  El Guapo: No, we went to a grocery store, they had, like, a,
• 1:17:43
  El Guapo: skewers with the fucking chamomi on it, like, oh, let's try it. And it was already seasoned for you and everything, and I'm like, yeah, not bad, you know.
• 1:17:50
  Testecleese: Yeah. But yeah, like, if you… yeah, especially if you go to one of these Hindu places that, like.
• 1:17:55
  Testecleese: Cows are considered sacred?
• 1:17:57
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:58
  Ron Pascoe: Mmm.
• 1:17:58
  Testecleese: They make their burgers out of camel, and it's…
• 1:18:01
  Testecleese: It's pretty tasty, actually, it's… you know?
• 1:18:05
  El Guapo: A muscle.
• 1:18:05
  Ron Pascoe: Wait, what about?
• 1:18:09
  Ron Pascoe: Do what? I should stop cables.
• 1:18:11
  Ron Pascoe: We got, like, fish and chip shops, hamburger shops, been going by Camel burgers.
• 1:18:16
  Ron Pascoe: Are you avatars?
• 1:18:19
  Ron Pascoe: So, they're not a rare…
• 1:18:20
  Testecleese: Was it in Australia?
• 1:18:22
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, we've got more camels in Australia than what's in the Middle East.
• 1:18:25
  Testecleese: Because I… I… You guys got such unique wildlife down there, you know?
• 1:18:30
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:18:31
  El Guapo: I mean, I guess, habitat for supported.
• 1:18:34
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, we're, we're informing this.
• 1:18:38
  Testecleese: See, that's what… what confuses… not even confuses, but blows my mind is this one marsupial in North America.
• 1:18:46
  Testecleese: The, the possum.
• 1:18:49
  Testecleese: If this… this critter must have come… must have been stuck on the North American continent.
• 1:18:55
  Testecleese: when Pangea split apart, I'm assuming…
• 1:18:59
  Testecleese: But how did only one marsupial manage to make it to North America?
• 1:19:06
  Testecleese: The pasta. And there's so many in Australia.
• 1:19:09
  El Guapo: I think possibly it's related to Amardillo, the… the hard shell one, what do you call it?
• 1:19:16
  Brian McFadden: Tortoise?
• 1:19:16
  Testecleese: hurdle?
• 1:19:17
  Testecleese: No, no, no, no, don't…
• 1:19:18
  Brian McFadden: hair?
• 1:19:19
  El Guapo: Modelo, yeah.
• 1:19:20
  Testecleese: But armadillos, they may be related somehow?
• 1:19:23
  El Guapo: Yeah, but I think that, yeah…
• 1:19:24
  Testecleese: Don't have pouches.
• 1:19:27
  El Guapo: Oh, you're talking about the kangaroo?
• 1:19:29
  Testecleese: No, the possum!
• 1:19:30
  El Guapo: The possum has a pouch like a kangaroo. Does it?
• 1:19:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's a marsupial!
• 1:19:36
  El Guapo: No, it doesn't.
• 1:19:37
  Testecleese: Yes, it does! Go ahead and look that shit up, I'm not kidding you, it's the only one.
• 1:19:41
  El Guapo: I know pastas are good, you don't want to kill them because they eat ticks.
• 1:19:46
  El Guapo: So they will eat all the ticks around your place, you know?
• 1:19:50
  Testecleese: It's funny.
• 1:19:51
  Testecleese: I came home from work one day in the Navy.
• 1:19:54
  Testecleese: And my then-girlfriend, now wife, and my buddy, Travis.
• 1:19:58
  Brian McFadden: Travis.
• 1:20:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, I remember Travis, right?
• 1:20:02
  Brian McFadden: I do remember Travis.
• 1:20:04
  Testecleese: Good guy!
• 1:20:05
  Testecleese: Little weird, but good guy. But they told me the story how when I was at work, because he had the day off, he was sick or whatever, and they sent him home, because he was like, don't get everyone else sick, kind of thing.
• 1:20:17
  Testecleese: The possum, they thought was dead in the front yard.
• 1:20:20
  Brian McFadden: is playing possum.
• 1:20:22
  Testecleese: Yes!
• 1:20:22
  Testecleese: And the wife, the now wife was like, hey, Travis, go poke it with a stick.
• 1:20:28
  Testecleese: And I was like, he didn't poke it with a stick, did he?
• 1:20:35
  Testecleese: But yeah…
• 1:20:36
  Testecleese: Possums are pretty cool, they're gonna play dead and not try to fight you, but if that sucker bites you, you are fucked.
• 1:20:42
  Testecleese: They got teeth like sharks.
• 1:20:47
  Testecleese: Anyway.
• 1:20:49
  Testecleese: You ever heard of this Trantifa thing?
• 1:20:52
  Brian McFadden: No. Is that the thing that they were coming out and saying, that there was gonna be multiple 9-11-style attacks at one time?
• 1:21:01
  Testecleese: Not necessarily 9-11 style. I mean, they weren't crashing airplanes, but they were looking for a series of bombings in California.
• 1:21:07
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:21:08
  El Guapo: And specifically against ICE.
• 1:21:10
  Testecleese: But there's… they're part of this Turtle Island resistance group.
• 1:21:15
  Testecleese: What the hell? And this group… these folks are all trans.
• 1:21:19
  Testecleese: All of them. And I was like, you're trying to tell me that these… these trans folks are less dangerous than everyone else, because they commit less crime. I was like, first of all, they're, like, 0.1% of the population.
• 1:21:28
  Testecleese: So you have to multiply whatever they're doing times 100,
• 1:21:34
  Testecleese: To be comparable to the rest of the population, right?
• 1:21:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:21:38
  Testecleese: But you have a whole group of them saying, we're gonna bomb California. I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ, dude.
• 1:21:45
  Testecleese: And hey, you're an adult, you can do what you want to do, but there's clearly something that's odd… something wrong if you're trans. And before you call me a dickhead.
• 1:21:54
  Testecleese: You wouldn't transition if something wasn't wrong in the first place, because if you were in the right body, then it wouldn't be wrong, right?
• 1:22:02
  Brian McFadden: Right. So no matter how you see the situation, something's wrong for you to be trans.
• 1:22:08
  Testecleese: And I'm sure Clay would say the same thing. Clay would say, yeah, something was wrong, I wasn't supposed to be a man.
• 1:22:14
  Testecleese: Right?
• 1:22:18
  Testecleese: Yep.
• 1:22:20
  Testecleese: Which is interesting, because, it's in the DSM-5,
• 1:22:25
  Testecleese: Diagnostics… diagnostic something, something, mental health thing.
• 1:22:31
  Testecleese: And a group… it was funny, because a bunch of white, liberal, heterosexual women tried to get it taken out of the mental illness
• 1:22:38
  Testecleese: Thing.
• 1:22:39
  Testecleese: Like, there's nothing wrong with age people, and the trans community was like, shut the fuck up, lady, the government's gonna start paying for our medication if they say this isn't a disorder.
• 1:22:50
  Testecleese: So, I mean…
• 1:22:52
  Testecleese: You can't have both sides of that coin, you know what I mean? It's either heads or tails.
• 1:22:59
  Ron Pascoe: And that's why we like digital things.
• 1:23:04
  Testecleese: The left did what now?
• 1:23:05
  Ron Pascoe: I suggest you get a lot of activism, because women's cave into activism.
• 1:23:10
  Ron Pascoe: They make out, they don't, they cave in on the sidelines.
• 1:23:14
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:23:17
  Testecleese: See that?
• 1:23:20
  Testecleese: That's my problem, is I don't like the Republican Party.
• 1:23:24
  Testecleese: At all.
• 1:23:25
  Testecleese: they're… That's what I'm looking for here.
• 1:23:31
  El Guapo: Ain't no retention?
• 1:23:32
  Testecleese: fineless.
• 1:23:33
  El Guapo: Oh…
• 1:23:35
  Testecleese: And… when they do actually get something done, it's usually to tax me more.
• 1:23:41
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 1:23:42
  Testecleese: They say it's not.
• 1:23:43
  Testecleese: But the problem is, the left has gotten so fucking out of control.
• 1:23:47
  El Guapo: You got no choice.
• 1:23:47
  Testecleese: That I won't even vote third party anymore.
• 1:23:52
  Testecleese: I've been voting Republican because the left is so fucking nuts!
• 1:23:56
  Testecleese: And then, because the left got so nuts.
• 1:23:59
  Testecleese: The libertarians are bringing up really crazy assholes.
• 1:24:05
  Ron Pascoe: Right. It's a worldwide problem, mate, with all leftist wing and all that sort of stuff. Our Labor Party is your left like your Democrats, like I told ya. I was a Labor supporter all my life. My family were, mum and dad, their parents were. Mate.
• 1:24:21
  Testecleese: work.
• 1:24:22
  Ron Pascoe: They forgot about the workers, they forgot about the unions, they forgot about everyone who supported them.
• 1:24:30
  Ron Pascoe: the Australian battlers, now they're fighting Muslims, mate.
• 1:24:33
  El Guapo: You know what it is?
• 1:24:34
  Ron Pascoe: Did everybody…
• 1:24:36
  El Guapo: Everybody's just scared to fetch somebody, like, no, no, no, we cannot do that.
• 1:24:40
  Testecleese: I'm not.
• 1:24:41
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, no, no, I talk about the politicians, it's like, no, that's just stupid, let's stop it, you know? Instead of saying that, like, okay, let's see…
• 1:24:50
  Testecleese: I know, Massey!
• 1:24:52
  Testecleese: You may not like Massey, I don't remember what… I think he's… he's…
• 1:24:56
  El Guapo: I'm a Republican.
• 1:24:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know, but I want to say West Virginia, but he's not.
• 1:25:00
  El Guapo: No, I think it's Tennessee or something.
• 1:25:02
  Testecleese: Maybe. He says it the way he sees it. You may not agree with what he says, but he was the guy who stopped a whole bunch of Trump stuff, because he's like, no, that's fucking stupid and wrong.
• 1:25:12
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:25:13
  Testecleese: And that's okay, you know what, that's okay to have this agreement, like, you know, okay, cool, you know.
• 1:25:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, 100%. You've got to have disagreements to go forward.
• 1:25:24
  Testecleese: Yes, agreed, but I think the biggest problem that we're seeing right now, we're gonna see… let me rephrase this.
• 1:25:31
  Testecleese: I think the Republican Party is gonna lose massive support They already have
• 1:25:38
  Testecleese: I think Charlie Kirk was what was holding the party together.
• 1:25:42
  Testecleese: Even though I didn't realize it until after his death.
• 1:25:45
  El Guapo: Y'all be called the shit going on?
• 1:25:47
  Testecleese: Everything's falling apart.
• 1:25:51
  Testecleese: Shit.
• 1:25:52
  Ron Pascoe: Oh.
• 1:25:53
  Testecleese: Candace Owens, man.
• 1:25:54
  Brian McFadden: It's crazy.
• 1:25:57
  Testecleese: She just sat down with Erica Kirk for, like, two… four and a half hours.
• 1:26:01
  Testecleese: And she's like, yeah, Israel probably wasn't involved. It probably was the guy that they said it was.
• 1:26:07
  Testecleese: Now her own… her own audience is turning on her.
• 1:26:12
  El Guapo: Because you're pushing crazy shit, you know, like…
• 1:26:15
  Testecleese: zone to win.
• 1:26:16
  El Guapo: It's okay, it's okay to be a question case, like, hey, I don't know about this, I don't know about that, but you don't push it like Alex Jones, you know?
• 1:26:25
  Testecleese: Well, that… and there you go, thank you for bringing that up. She is gonna get sued into oblivion, Alex Jones-style, and here's the…
• 1:26:34
  Testecleese: Not the right word, but the way everyone uses it.
• 1:26:37
  Testecleese: ironic, That she is going… that Alex Jones got fined
• 1:26:44
  Testecleese: more than the GDP of France.
• 1:26:47
  El Guapo: Right?
• 1:26:48
  Brian McFadden: Mmm.
• 1:26:48
  Testecleese: She's gonna get sued.
• 1:26:50
  Testecleese: by France.
• 1:26:52
  Testecleese: Over, Bridget McCrone.
• 1:26:55
  El Guapo: I thought the table was set already.
• 1:26:58
  Ron Pascoe: No, no, it's just getting ready to go to court.
• 1:27:01
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 1:27:01
  Testecleese: Still saying that Bridget has a penis.
• 1:27:05
  El Guapo: She should have said, like, you know what, it's suspicious, but I just got questions. You know, these are my questions, I don't know if it's true or not, I just got…
• 1:27:13
  Testecleese: That is a man.
• 1:27:14
  El Guapo: Yeah, there's a man, I'm just saying, I just asked.
• 1:27:16
  Testecleese: I like making jokes that Michelle Obama's a dude.
• 1:27:20
  El Guapo: Oh, we don't know.
• 1:27:20
  Ron Pascoe: My own room.
• 1:27:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, I… exactly. I don't know. I have never seen Michelle Obama's record.
• 1:27:26
  El Guapo: Yeah, I don't know, I don't… I cannot prove it, I just… I got questions, that's all.
• 1:27:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, we're cracking jokes.
• 1:27:33
  Testecleese: asking questions.
• 1:27:33
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:27:34
  Testecleese: And I got a feeling… Season into oblivion.
• 1:27:39
  El Guapo: So, huh.
• 1:27:39
  Ron Pascoe: I mean, I still think Obama's gay.
• 1:27:42
  El Guapo: I'll probably see.
• 1:27:43
  Ron Pascoe: Excellent.
• 1:27:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, I mean, suspect, but I don't know. I'm just saying he may like it, but I don't know.
• 1:27:48
  Brian McFadden: President Obama.
• 1:27:50
  Testecleese: Oh… Meow.
• 1:27:54
  Ron Pascoe: Didn't that guy come out and say that he blew him twice and then blew him?
• 1:27:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's… I saw something about that.
• 1:28:00
  Testecleese: And I thought it was funny that he sat going by Barack instead of Barry.
• 1:28:06
  Ron Pascoe: Beza.
• 1:28:07
  El Guapo: It's more blackish than, the berry.
• 1:28:10
  El Guapo: Hey, did you get a buffer, Barry?
• 1:28:13
  Ron Pascoe: But Rock.
• 1:28:14
  Testecleese: You may as well name your kid… you may as well go run under Muhammad.
• 1:28:20
  El Guapo: Obama.
• 1:28:21
  Testecleese: No, Muhammad is Barack and Muhammad, you know what I mean?
• 1:28:26
  El Guapo: I think he just did, it just sounds different, you know?
• 1:28:32
  El Guapo: It's like Chuck Schumer. You know his first name, Chuck Schumer, is?
• 1:28:36
  Testecleese: Charles?
• 1:28:37
  El Guapo: Charles.
• 1:28:39
  El Guapo: See?
• 1:28:39
  Testecleese: Charles, as always…
• 1:28:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, but I said, like, to be the common man, you know?
• 1:28:45
  Testecleese: Like, Barry's Barry's a common name, not.
• 1:28:48
  El Guapo: You know, to be more, like, you know, depends how you're gonna go… what type of… how you're gonna go about, you know?
• 1:28:54
  El Guapo: Who else? It's just the kitchen name, you know, so they can sound more relatable, or… depends how the angle you want to go, you know?
• 1:29:03
  Testecleese: Good example, good point you make was, who's that… that woman that's gonna be running for Congress that's, socialist commie that, got her ass kicked by ICE because she started hitting ice guys?
• 1:29:16
  Testecleese: She's.
• 1:29:16
  Ron Pascoe: Got some…
• 1:29:17
  Testecleese: Giant, ridiculous name.
• 1:29:21
  El Guapo: Fatty, the fatty with the fucking god.
• 1:29:24
  Testecleese: Little tiny skinny girl. We talked about her a little while ago, you and I, guapo.
• 1:29:27
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 1:29:29
  Testecleese: There's a video of her getting.
• 1:29:29
  El Guapo: Picked up…
• 1:29:30
  Testecleese: thrown by ice.
• 1:29:32
  El Guapo: Yeah, I don't know how damn.
• 1:29:34
  Ron Pascoe: I'll see the VIN.
• 1:29:36
  Testecleese: It was hilarious, but I was… she was the one who rage-quit the interview, because she's like, oh, they just attacked me. It's like, well, here's the video of you hitting them first, and obstructing their work. She's like, quit, just rolled off.
• 1:29:46
  El Guapo: I don't know her name, but she's just a native, more exotic, or… Or something?
• 1:29:53
  Testecleese: Wait a minute, there's video footage? It's like, how did you not see this? Good luck in a courtroom if you don't realize there's, like, 40 angles of you attacking ICE in a riot, you know what I mean?
• 1:30:02
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 1:30:03
  Ron Pascoe: Let me, like, when she… when she went complaining about it, did she realize.
• 1:30:06
  El Guapo: There's a video out there, like, yeah, you know this evidence, you know?
• 1:30:10
  Testecleese: Right.
• 1:30:11
  Testecleese: She swears that she was just attacked.
• 1:30:13
  Testecleese: And it'll be proven in court, and as soon as they bring up the video, she just shut it off, as if that made it go away.
• 1:30:21
  Ron Pascoe: You know what I mean?
• 1:30:23
  Testecleese: I bring this up, and you can't just shut it off, right?
• 1:30:26
  El Guapo: A decade.
• 1:30:27
  Ron Pascoe: I know the Democrats too.
• 1:30:28
  Ron Pascoe: The Democratic is quite involved with the ice routine. She got… she had a staffer's video on it.
• 1:30:35
  Ron Pascoe: And, like, she…
• 1:30:36
  Testecleese: Oh, was that McIver?
• 1:30:37
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, and they shot it on the ground, like, near her feet.
• 1:30:42
  Testecleese: I think she got pepper sprays.
• 1:30:43
  Testecleese: punching the ICE agents, and they pushed her away, and she's like, I'm suing! And it's like…
• 1:30:48
  El Guapo: Go ahead.
• 1:30:48
  Testecleese: You struck a federal agent, you lucky you didn't get tased.
• 1:30:53
  Ron Pascoe: You're lucky you're thrown into the ground.
• 1:30:55
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:30:58
  El Guapo: Also, by the judge, Dugan?
• 1:31:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, we talked about.
• 1:31:01
  Ron Pascoe: I do.
• 1:31:01
  Testecleese: That was in follow-up.
• 1:31:04
  Ron Pascoe: She's a going up.
• 1:31:05
  Testecleese: Brown had, Brown University, which I got… there was a shooting. We all heard about this.
• 1:31:11
  Testecleese: What, what, two dead?
• 1:31:14
  Testecleese: I just think it's hilarious, the articles…
• 1:31:18
  Testecleese: The stories that came out right away, it was like.
• 1:31:21
  Testecleese: brown shooter still at large. And I'm like, let's keep the racism out of this, okay? And, use different words here.
• 1:31:32
  Ron Pascoe: I see what you did there.
• 1:31:33
  Testecleese: We're looking for the brown shooter!
• 1:31:36
  Testecleese: Now, were they shooting brown people, or were they brown shooting people?
• 1:31:40
  Ron Pascoe: This is out.
• 1:31:41
  Testecleese: EG, dude.
• 1:31:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, this is like the one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people-eater here, you know?
• 1:31:46
  El Guapo: I'm drinking.
• 1:31:48
  Testecleese: I don't know, the one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater. Did it have one eye, one horn, fly and was purple, or did it only eat people with one eye, one horn, and were people?
• 1:32:00
  Brian McFadden: Well, it took, the people, law enforcement in Brown University area.
• 1:32:06
  Brian McFadden: days to come up with another suspect. They had one in custody early on, Right.
• 1:32:12
  Testecleese: Jax Patello took a jackass because of that.
• 1:32:14
  Brian McFadden: And he… they let him go, and then they let the other guy escape while they were focusing on this other guy.
• 1:32:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, Tel was, like, celebrating, and it was like, dude, make sure it's the right guy first, right?
• 1:32:27
  Brian McFadden: And your shooting left 2 people dead and 9 injured.
• 1:32:31
  Brian McFadden: But what's crazy…
• 1:32:32
  Testecleese: Oh, go ahead.
• 1:32:34
  Testecleese: No, finish what you're saying, finish your thought.
• 1:32:36
  Brian McFadden: They did find a suspect in the shooting. He was found dead inside of a storage facility days after the attack.
• 1:32:44
  Testecleese: Self-inflicted gunshot wound.
• 1:32:46
  Brian McFadden: And they're also thinking that…
• 1:32:48
  Brian McFadden: the MIT situation and the Brown University are… they were both done by the same person.
• 1:32:55
  Testecleese: Mmm.
• 1:32:56
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:32:56
  Testecleese: Well, this… I tried to keep them separate.
• 1:33:01
  Testecleese: But then they're like, oh, we think they're linked.
• 1:33:04
  El Guapo: No, this shouldn't have the…
• 1:33:05
  Testecleese: IT professor.
• 1:33:08
  Testecleese: This dude just made a giant breakthrough in, fusion technology.
• 1:33:14
  Testecleese: Not fission like nuclear power, but fusion, like the sun.
• 1:33:18
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:33:20
  El Guapo: Perpetual energy.
• 1:33:22
  Testecleese: Not perpetual energy.
• 1:33:24
  Testecleese: But almost free energy, yeah.
• 1:33:28
  Testecleese: The amount… thing is, we can create…
• 1:33:32
  Testecleese: fission, but we don't know how to harness the energy. That's what a nuclear bomb is, it's fission energy.
• 1:33:38
  Testecleese: We just haven't figured out how to harness it, and this guy's made a giant breakthrough on doing that, harnessing the energy instead of just an explosion.
• 1:33:46
  Testecleese: And I was… Genuinely curious, was this just, like, a robbery gone bad? Was this the oil company
• 1:33:53
  Testecleese: Eliminated the competition, like that guy in the 70s that allegedly made a car that could run on water.
• 1:34:01
  Brian McFadden: Where's that car now?
• 1:34:03
  Ron Pascoe: Yay. I don't… Yeah, 8.
• 1:34:06
  Testecleese: I spent about 2 years trying to do it myself.
• 1:34:11
  Testecleese: We talked about it on the show, didn't we, Brian?
• 1:34:13
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:34:15
  Testecleese: I was doing, electrolysis. I was running current through water to separate the molecules into atoms.
• 1:34:21
  Testecleese: So I was getting hydrogen and oxygen.
• 1:34:24
  Testecleese: You… you light it, it should be the perfect ratio of fuel to oxygen mixture.
• 1:34:29
  Testecleese: And then, here's the best part, when it burns, it turns back into pure water.
• 1:34:35
  Testecleese: You should be able to just separate it again and do it again.
• 1:34:39
  Testecleese: Some guy in the 70s, Allegedly figured this out, then disappeared.
• 1:34:44
  Testecleese: And was never seen again. Was he killed by the oil company, or did the oil company give him a billion dollars to go away and shut the fuck up, and buy his patents?
• 1:34:54
  Testecleese: Right?
• 1:34:54
  Ron Pascoe: I reckon the second option B. Option B, mate.
• 1:34:57
  Testecleese: Exactly. It's way easier to pay someone off when you're fucking loaded than it is to avoid going to prison for murder, right?
• 1:35:05
  Ron Pascoe: Yep. Option B.
• 1:35:07
  Testecleese: Exactly, I got a feeling they handed the guy, like, a billion dollars. He's like, go away, we own you a tech now, we're buying it, don't ever bring this up again.
• 1:35:18
  Ron Pascoe: Mmm.
• 1:35:19
  Testecleese: Like, let's be real, if I created an engine that could run on water, and someone offered me a billion dollars for it.
• 1:35:24
  Testecleese: I'd be like, yeah, fuck everyone else, I'm gonna be a billionaire. And you all would too, wouldn't you?
• 1:35:30
  Ron Pascoe: Fuck the environment.
• 1:35:33
  Testecleese: Fuck the environment is like, my… by the time the, quote, environment, environmental issues come to be from this.
• 1:35:41
  Testecleese: I'll be dead.
• 1:35:43
  Testecleese: Hundreds of years. Yep.
• 1:35:45
  Ron Pascoe: Like, my great-grandchildren will be taken care of.
• 1:35:52
  Testecleese: Which I don't remember why… Oh, that's right! They were recently saying that, the polar bears are gonna go extinct again.
• 1:35:59
  El Guapo: Again.
• 1:36:00
  Testecleese: And I laughed my… well, again, they're saying the polaris are gonna go extinct, and I just laughed. I was like, last time you guys told me this was in, like, the 90s.
• 1:36:08
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:36:09
  Testecleese: It was Al Gore, right?
• 1:36:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because, Coca-Cola commercials for the Super Bowl… Had polar bears on icebergs.
• 1:36:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, which, by the way, they ripped off Polar Seltzer with that, but… different story.
• 1:36:23
  Testecleese: But since Al Gorey came out and said they're dying, they're gonna be extinct in 5 years, it's… the population is multiplied by 10.
• 1:36:32
  Testecleese: So, let's just drop this fucking act. Why is anyone still listening to Al Gore? He's claiming he invented the internet!
• 1:36:40
  Brian McFadden: He did!
• 1:36:44
  Testecleese: Who was he VP under? Was it a Bush?
• 1:36:46
  El Guapo: Bill Clinton.
• 1:36:48
  Brian McFadden: Oh, Bill.
• 1:36:49
  Testecleese: Clinton?
• 1:36:52
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez.
• 1:36:54
  Testecleese: That was… jeez, that was so long ago, wasn't it?
• 1:36:57
  Brian McFadden: Nope, it was just yesterday.
• 1:37:01
  Testecleese: oh, yeah, a reporter had enough of this bullshit, blew up that brown,
• 1:37:09
  Testecleese: The brown president. And no, not Obama.
• 1:37:13
  Testecleese: Right. About the shooting.
• 1:37:19
  Testecleese: And it's like, you guys have more cameras on campus than any other school in the country. How come there are no cameras here?
• 1:37:26
  Testecleese: What's going on? You know, just tell us, you don't know what happened.
• 1:37:30
  Testecleese: This person… It was, like, 10 days after the sh- 5 days after the shooting, The president…
• 1:37:37
  Testecleese: Didn't know what was being done in this classroom that was shot up.
• 1:37:41
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:37:42
  Testecleese: Was it a class? Was it a club?
• 1:37:45
  Testecleese: Was it a rec group?
• 1:37:48
  Testecleese: It's like, you didn't… you didn't fucking… you didn't find out at least what these kids… these students were doing when they were murdered?
• 1:37:53
  Brian McFadden: They don't care.
• 1:37:54
  Testecleese: is…
• 1:37:55
  Brian McFadden: Don't care.
• 1:37:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, the theory right now is that, why, why, why, how come we're getting more footage from someone's dashcam across the street?
• 1:38:05
  Testecleese: Then from the cameras, all over Brown University.
• 1:38:09
  Testecleese: And the theory is that they were either removed or shut off to protect, illegal immigrants
• 1:38:16
  Testecleese: from being found.
• 1:38:20
  Brian McFadden: Well, they also said they didn't want to show the video because
• 1:38:24
  Brian McFadden: Nobody wanted to admit that, what the chant was when the shooting started happening.
• 1:38:30
  Testecleese: That was another argument.
• 1:38:31
  Testecleese: Because, yeah, I shouted SOMETHING!
• 1:38:34
  Brian McFadden: I don't know why.
• 1:38:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, could it have been Allah Huaqba right before Christmas?
• 1:38:40
  Brian McFadden: Could've been.
• 1:38:41
  Ron Pascoe: Yes.
• 1:38:42
  Ron Pascoe: Good point.
• 1:38:45
  Testecleese: Well, speaking of, you just had a bunch of, two dudes, a father and a son, yell, Allahu Akbah during Hanukkah.
• 1:38:53
  Testecleese: and murder how many people on vacation on a beautiful beach in Australia?
• 1:39:00
  Ron Pascoe: 15.
• 1:39:01
  Testecleese: 15 people murdered, and…
• 1:39:03
  Ron Pascoe: I just want to say, before we get started, that…
• 1:39:06
  Testecleese: That fella?
• 1:39:08
  Testecleese: Had giant fucking balls.
• 1:39:12
  Testecleese: That tackled that gunman and disarmed him.
• 1:39:15
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 1:39:16
  Testecleese: I can't imagine being the poor Australian citizen watching this happen with no weapon.
• 1:39:23
  Testecleese: And this guy was like, fuck it, I'm gonna go get shot, maybe I'll stop him. That guy's a fucking hero, and Australia should give this guy some kind of commendation.
• 1:39:31
  Ron Pascoe: He's just got $2.5 million, like, they raised for him, but, you guys can…
• 1:39:36
  Ron Pascoe: I gotta make sure this guy.
• 1:39:36
  Testecleese: I get to retire.
• 1:39:38
  Ron Pascoe: There was a husband and wife, but also, they were more brave than he was. They actually got the gunman, and the gunman getting out of the car, with the guns, they see that, and they… a husband and wife, they both went after the gunman.
• 1:39:51
  Ron Pascoe: They got one gun off him, and the other guy shot him, husband and wife. It's on camera. I think I sent you the video, and they shot them. Yes.
• 1:39:59
  Testecleese: They actually ran. Like I said, I haven't had a chance to watch all of them.
• 1:40:04
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, mate, they were true heroes, too.
• 1:40:07
  Testecleese: But that's just all I could think of was, like, I understand the argument. Australia will allow you to have a long gun, with a decent reason to have a long gun.
• 1:40:16
  Testecleese: I understand that argument, because handguns are used in more murders than long guns, let's be real, right?
• 1:40:23
  Ron Pascoe: You can still have a handgun, but you've got to be in a shooting club. You've got to… if you're in the city, and you've got.
• 1:40:29
  Testecleese: All sorts of weird stuff has to… yes. But you can't just go buy one.
• 1:40:33
  Ron Pascoe: No.
• 1:40:34
  Testecleese: Whereas I can't.
• 1:40:35
  Ron Pascoe: I'll be bought through the club. Yeah.
• 1:40:38
  Testecleese: Now…
• 1:40:39
  El Guapo: That didn't.
• 1:40:39
  Testecleese: No, it…
• 1:40:40
  Testecleese: Some… these crazy assholes just shooting up a beach? Okay, Brian, Guapo, some crazy nutjob goes nuts fucking shooting up Virginia Beach with a rifle. What's gonna happen?
• 1:40:52
  Brian McFadden: He's gonna get shot.
• 1:40:54
  Testecleese: Buy a handgun, probably, right?
• 1:40:55
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:40:57
  Brian McFadden: Definitely.
• 1:40:59
  Testecleese: And that's WHY we have handguns, is because some jackass is gonna show up with a hunting rifle, it's not killing people.
• 1:41:06
  Testecleese: Or… or even just kicking your front door and say, all your shit's mine now.
• 1:41:11
  Ron Pascoe: My friends in Texas sent us a message and said this wouldn't happen in Texas. They wouldn't last 5 seconds.
• 1:41:17
  Testecleese: Now, they would have lasted more than 5 seconds. They would have killed several people. Now, luckily, they weren't good shots, because there were plenty of targets.
• 1:41:26
  Ron Pascoe: Did you say how he's pumping that bold action off, Bart?
• 1:41:29
  Ron Pascoe: He was correct.
• 1:41:30
  El Guapo: He got trained in the Philippines or something like that.
• 1:41:33
  Testecleese: Exactly, more training, he could have killed a lot more of it in less time, and thank God he couldn't… didn't have a semi-automatic rifle.
• 1:41:42
  Testecleese: Imagine if he didn't have to load another round every time.
• 1:41:47
  Ron Pascoe: Right. Oh, my God husband and night.
• 1:41:53
  Testecleese: And…
• 1:41:54
  Ron Pascoe: I reckon he had a red cape on the end of the gun, too.
• 1:41:57
  Testecleese: A what?
• 1:41:58
  Ron Pascoe: a red light, he was just scoping.
• 1:42:01
  Testecleese: Oh, I don't.
• 1:42:02
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:42:02
  Ron Pascoe: Yay.
• 1:42:03
  Brian McFadden: Night vision?
• 1:42:05
  El Guapo: No, no, no.
• 1:42:06
  Testecleese: A red scope, it usually… I'm assuming that means a scope, a red dot down… Yeah, not a laser, but a dot, yeah.
• 1:42:12
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:42:15
  Testecleese: Well, I mean… And, to be 100% fair here.
• 1:42:24
  Testecleese: At least these two are gonna face trial and weren't killed. There you go.
• 1:42:27
  Ron Pascoe: Juan.
• 1:42:29
  Ron Pascoe: Huh?
• 1:42:30
  El Guapo: I was on sale.
• 1:42:30
  Ron Pascoe: Fabulous.
• 1:42:31
  Testecleese: Oh, he was killed.
• 1:42:33
  Brian McFadden: The father was, not the sun.
• 1:42:35
  Ron Pascoe: Copy.
• 1:42:36
  Testecleese: Oh, that's right, that's right, okay.
• 1:42:39
  Testecleese: I would always rather someone face a court.
• 1:42:42
  Testecleese: Then be killed because of what they're doing.
• 1:42:45
  Ron Pascoe: But I've got to add this, guys,
• 1:42:48
  Ron Pascoe: like, there was bad publicity put towards the police, which is all totally false. There was a picture of a cop that's supposed to be surrendering.
• 1:42:55
  Ron Pascoe: She was pushing people back, because what happened was… Okay.
• 1:43:00
  Testecleese: Because I saw a bunch of stories that the cops fucking hid, like, two blocks away, like what happened in Uvalde school shooting.
• 1:43:07
  Ron Pascoe: No, no, what happened was, there was also another one there. Police were going to another incident, wasn't reported. They actually got other guys up near a school, but they were coming to the scene, but what happened was, the police were trying to stow the whole thing out.
• 1:43:19
  Ron Pascoe: So they've arrived, people are dead, people are getting shot, and they're trying to work out what the hell's going on.
• 1:43:25
  Ron Pascoe: The chick behind the car, she was actually lining that tutor up.
• 1:43:29
  Ron Pascoe: To kill him?
• 1:43:30
  Ron Pascoe: There was a detective on the other side that shot the fire.
• 1:43:33
  Testecleese: Hold up, hold up. Just, I just wanna say, the police are never looking to, quote, kill them. They are looking to stop the threat. That usually ends… that usually ends in death, but they just want to end the threat.
• 1:43:46
  Ron Pascoe: They go to body mass, their own… their main shot's body mass.
• 1:43:49
  Testecleese: Oh, you always shoot center of body mass, always. You're more likely to hit your target. But you're not necessarily looking to kill them, you're looking to eliminate the threat.
• 1:43:59
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 1:43:59
  Testecleese: Like, they're down Perhaps long, they're not shooting anymore, right?
• 1:44:03
  Ron Pascoe: But what they didn't see is that female, she actually sighted the detective on the other side of the…
• 1:44:09
  Testecleese: Oh, and she's getting out of the way.
• 1:44:12
  Ron Pascoe: She would have, yeah. She would have got the detective, or the detective would have got her.
• 1:44:18
  Testecleese: Quick question, how… How many of Australian police carry firearms?
• 1:44:24
  Ron Pascoe: Every one of them.
• 1:44:25
  Testecleese: Okay, because I know, the Canadian police, I think only the Mounties, like the federal police force, always carry a weapon. I'm not certain, it might have changed since I've looked this up, it's been a long time.
• 1:44:38
  Testecleese: But there were certain teams that were called in when you needed firearms, and local police.
• 1:44:45
  Ron Pascoe: We've got those teams too, mate. The tactical squads.
• 1:44:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, yeah, like a SWAT team, but from what I understand, Canada's…
• 1:44:51
  Testecleese: SWAT team is the only ones with guns.
• 1:44:54
  Ron Pascoe: No. In Australia, every copper carries a Glock.
• 1:44:58
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 1:45:01
  Testecleese: Jeez, I guess it's better than Sig Sour.
• 1:45:04
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:45:05
  Ron Pascoe: But there was bad news, mate, and the chick who actually… the female cop, who was with her hands up, she was actually pushing the crowd back, because someone tried to steal one of the rifles.
• 1:45:15
  Ron Pascoe: Guys were actually coming in, stomping on these two's heads.
• 1:45:19
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:45:19
  Testecleese: I believe that.
• 1:45:21
  El Guapo: I saw that shit.
• 1:45:22
  Ron Pascoe: And while they were… while they were doing it, someone was trying to take a rifle, so the copper… that schnapper, shran down and actually grabbed the gun, so that's when… that was her actions?
• 1:45:31
  Ron Pascoe: Of pushing people away, where they took a photo she was supposed to be sharing.
• 1:45:35
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 1:45:35
  Ron Pascoe: She was running down the steps, tackled the guy, got the gun off him, and went back to assist the other police there.
• 1:45:46
  Testecleese: Well, you know what, I… Hats off to the Australian police, honestly.
• 1:45:53
  Testecleese: And this…
• 1:45:54
  Ron Pascoe: They don't broke, dude, broke me.
• 1:45:55
  Testecleese: And this brave, unarmed hero?
• 1:45:59
  Testecleese: He.
• 1:45:59
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, he was awesome.
• 1:46:00
  Testecleese: They put their lives on the line.
• 1:46:03
  Testecleese: They eliminated the threat, they saved lives, I hope…
• 1:46:08
  Testecleese: they, they get combinations from the governments. Was it New South Wales?
• 1:46:15
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, well, it's…
• 1:46:16
  Testecleese: Beautiful.
• 1:46:17
  Ron Pascoe: We saw something out, you almost don't realize. Bondi. Bondi Beach is the most popular beach.
• 1:46:21
  Testecleese: Sorry, bye.
• 1:46:22
  Ron Pascoe: No, you're on mate, that's alright, names don't matter.
• 1:46:25
  Testecleese: You pronounced it, right?
• 1:46:27
  Ron Pascoe: People don't understand there was Lifesavers on guard. You ever… you ever seen Bondi Rescue? It's a TV show, it's… it shows people getting saved in the water and all that.
• 1:46:37
  Testecleese: Baywatch?
• 1:46:39
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, Aussie was sick, and came back.
• 1:46:44
  Testecleese: Oh, man, I miss Yasmine Bleeth back then.
• 1:46:50
  Ron Pascoe: The lifeguards, actually, they ran into the fire to pull people out of the way.
• 1:46:55
  Ron Pascoe: There's one… one guy running in with a defibrillator. Why did these two…
• 1:47:01
  Ron Pascoe: That's what the lifeguards were doing.
• 1:47:04
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 1:47:05
  Ron Pascoe: Like, they haven't even been bloody… people haven't even spoke about them yet.
• 1:47:09
  Testecleese: Hi.
• 1:47:10
  Testecleese: Well, thank God for first responders.
• 1:47:14
  Testecleese: Let's be real, Your average person runs away from gunfire, right?
• 1:47:21
  Testecleese: Typically speaking, it takes someone with training to run towards gunfire.
• 1:47:27
  Ron Pascoe: No.
• 1:47:29
  Testecleese: Let's be real.
• 1:47:30
  Ron Pascoe: well.
• 1:47:30
  Testecleese: You started hearing gunshots in your neighborhood, what are you gonna do?
• 1:47:33
  El Guapo: You go the other way.
• 1:47:34
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, hi.
• 1:47:35
  Testecleese: Yeah. Now, granted, here in the States, Guapo and I would grab our guns, lock our doors, keep our family safe in the safest corner we could, and then we would stand at the door.
• 1:47:47
  Testecleese: Right? But, exactly, we would hide from the threat as long as we could, and then be prepared to fight. I just, I can't imagine not having the means to protect my family.
• 1:47:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:48:00
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, it'd be horrifying. It's horrifying, man.
• 1:48:01
  Testecleese: Okay, yeah, I'm a hard-ass, I got a baseball bat. Fuck you, your baseball bat is good at, like, 4 feet with your arms fully extended. I can shoot you from a thousand yards, you know what I mean?
• 1:48:13
  Ron Pascoe: And you've got to hope they don't die.
• 1:48:14
  El Guapo: Hi guys, hey, I gotta… I gotta go. I talked to you guys already.
• 1:48:17
  Testecleese: out.
• 1:48:19
  El Guapo: Glad it wasn't in the morning.
• 1:48:20
  Brian McFadden: I'm waking up before you.
• 1:48:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, later.
• 1:48:23
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:48:25
  Ron Pascoe: Okay, mate.
• 1:48:29
  Testecleese: I just, I just can't believe this shit happened, dude.
• 1:48:33
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, it's terrible, mate. I got a few from you guys, and it wasn't long after that. It was only hours after talking to you guys, it happened.
• 1:48:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, actually, that's exactly what we were talking about earlier.
• 1:48:45
  Ron Pascoe: That was an actual Hollywood movie being made here. That's what it looked like on the news.
• 1:48:51
  Testecleese: Yeah. And what's crazy, though, is,
• 1:48:55
  Testecleese: was… I think it was Chuck Schumer, I'm not sure.
• 1:48:59
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, the piece of shit.
• 1:49:01
  Testecleese: Yes, he is, but he said it was anti-Semitism.
• 1:49:06
  Testecleese: That killed all those people in Australia, but then he talked about the Brown shooting, and it was the gun.
• 1:49:11
  Testecleese: I can always hate in Australia about the weapon.
• 1:49:14
  Testecleese: in the United States.
• 1:49:16
  Ron Pascoe: But did you see how he started that speech?
• 1:49:19
  Testecleese: Oh, he's talking about something stupid that had nothing to do with it.
• 1:49:23
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, the bills, he goes, today I really want to talk about SunTrack.
• 1:49:27
  Testecleese: Oh yeah, the Buffalo Bills with the New England Patriots.
• 1:49:30
  Ron Pascoe: But I like to start out like I always do. Go the Bills! Like, fuck you, Chuck!
• 1:49:37
  Ron Pascoe: When 9-11 happened, mate, we didn't say that, we were coming over to help you guys.
• 1:49:41
  Testecleese: Yes! Yeah, oh no, Australia's one of our greatest allies.
• 1:49:45
  Testecleese: Let's be real, like, the U… the entire Commonwealth… is…
• 1:49:51
  Testecleese: the greatest ally of the United States.
• 1:49:54
  Ron Pascoe: We'll put it this way, if people didn't know Chuck Schumer before he in Australia, they fucking despise him now, mate.
• 1:50:00
  Testecleese: Oh, good!
• 1:50:01
  Brian McFadden: He's gonna…
• 1:50:01
  Testecleese: Good, you know what, then?
• 1:50:03
  Brian McFadden: He's not running for re-election.
• 1:50:05
  Testecleese: That's good, I was just gonna say, yeah, you blew up my points that they should all say this shit, but yeah, he's not running for re-election, so…
• 1:50:13
  Testecleese: But hey, how is this? Have all your Australian friends blast him and say, what the fuck is wrong with the Democrat Party?
• 1:50:19
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, Mike, we could ring up, don't you worry about it. He would blast out of the water with the phone calls.
• 1:50:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, oh my god.
• 1:50:28
  Testecleese: But yeah, I still don't understand how it was… how it was hate in Australia, but it was a weapon here. Like, how do you go on a shooting spree if it's not full of hate?
• 1:50:39
  Ron Pascoe: Well, the tide of sentiment in Australia's changed, mate. We're all talking about factual guns and that now.
• 1:50:44
  Ron Pascoe: People are simply talking about it.
• 1:50:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, here's the problem I see with this dude.
• 1:50:49
  Testecleese: I got a feeling, gun… signing away your gun rights is kind of like…
• 1:50:55
  Testecleese: signing up for socialism. You can vote your way in, but you gotta shoot your way out. And the problem is, you gave up your ability to shoot your way out.
• 1:51:04
  Ron Pascoe: The Prime Minister, well, maybe we'll vote for on us, but the Minister, this one now, he's putting on… Yeah, he's saying…
• 1:51:11
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ, if a good citizen had a gun, this might have ended sooner, right?
• 1:51:15
  Ron Pascoe: Well, the problem is, they're trying to say people can't own more than 6 guns. Now, farmers. How, like, it's in America. Your father and your grandfather and his father owned a gun. It gets passed down, doesn't it? Generation and generation.
• 1:51:27
  Testecleese: Yes, Alien.
• 1:51:29
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:51:31
  Ron Pascoe: So, because I've got my great-grandfather, my grandfather, my dad passing down 3 guns, I can only own 3 guns that are operational.
• 1:51:38
  Ron Pascoe: Because I've got 6 guns.
• 1:51:40
  Testecleese: Not even just that, but, like, why can't I have a different…
• 1:51:44
  Testecleese: gun that I use for every different animal I hunt, because it's the right animal, or the right weapon.
• 1:51:51
  Ron Pascoe: Like, you know, like…
• 1:51:53
  Testecleese: Okay, 6 guns, I get it. You can have a shotgun, you can have a couple rifles, but like…
• 1:52:00
  Testecleese: There's too much gun and not enough gun.
• 1:52:03
  Testecleese: For certain stuff.
• 1:52:06
  Testecleese: Am I frozen?
• 1:52:08
  Brian McFadden: No, you're good.
• 1:52:09
  Testecleese: Okay, sorry, neither one of you are moving. I thought I was frozen instead.
• 1:52:13
  Testecleese: But, like… I got, right now in the house, I have,
• 1:52:21
  Testecleese: Two revolvers, a pistol, a shotgun, and a rifle.
• 1:52:26
  Testecleese: But in a locker, In a locker in Virginia, I have 3 more handguns.
• 1:52:34
  Testecleese: No ammunition, the ammunition is stored somewhere else safe, that's not in the blazing sun in the summer.
• 1:52:41
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:52:42
  Testecleese: But yeah, like, who's gonna use a fucking 30-yacht 6?
• 1:52:47
  Ron Pascoe: I don't know how much you guys know about guns.
• 1:52:50
  Testecleese: But who's… oh…
• 1:52:52
  Ron Pascoe: We have to fix it.
• 1:52:55
  Ron Pascoe: Australians know a fair bit about guns, mate. We have got guns here.
• 1:52:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know, but I… I'm referring to both of you individually.
• 1:53:03
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, yeah, yeah, fair enough.
• 1:53:05
  Testecleese: A 30-06 is, very powerful round!
• 1:53:12
  Testecleese: My 30-30 will take down a bear.
• 1:53:17
  Testecleese: A 30-06 has more… it's the same size round, but way more powder.
• 1:53:23
  Ron Pascoe: Yes.
• 1:53:24
  Testecleese: But you don't need a 30-odd 6 to pick off a squirrel, because if you did, there'd be no squirrel left.
• 1:53:30
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 1:53:31
  Ron Pascoe: That's right, you've been a ground… you've been in a ground squirrel?
• 1:53:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, you'd be ground meat.
• 1:53:37
  Testecleese: Right, and believe it or not, yes, people in West Virginia eat squirrel.
• 1:53:41
  Testecleese: Talk all the trash you want, but they do.
• 1:53:44
  Ron Pascoe: Mate, people eat meat here, meat that you'll never see eaten. You'll see it eaten here, too.
• 1:53:50
  Testecleese: It's funny, because I've had a lot of people… I personally won't eat a squirrel unless I am hungry.
• 1:53:55
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 1:53:57
  Testecleese: But, I've had people like, oh no, I'll never eat a rodent. I'm like, you've never eaten rabbit?
• 1:54:04
  Ron Pascoe: That's right.
• 1:54:05
  Testecleese: Rabbit's… yeah, it's pretty good, too.
• 1:54:09
  Ron Pascoe: You've got to, like, cook it, and it's bloody… it's really tough otherwise, mate. There's nothing known. It's like kangaroo. Kangaroo, you've got to clutch fry it.
• 1:54:17
  Testecleese: Rabbit, typically, what… because there's actually something called rabbit starvation.
• 1:54:21
  Testecleese: there's not enough nutrition in a rabbit to keep you alive. If you only ate rabbit, you will die.
• 1:54:27
  Testecleese: So you would make a… you'd start up a stew with your vegetables and your broth and everything, and you would throw rabbit in there as meat.
• 1:54:35
  Testecleese: So, like, you'd start your stew in the morning, then you would open the back door, and wait.
• 1:54:39
  Ron Pascoe: Oops.
• 1:54:40
  Testecleese: and a rabbit would run by, you'd go, BOOM!
• 1:54:42
  Testecleese: Alright, here's more dinner. You know, here's the meat.
• 1:54:45
  Ron Pascoe: Like, look at this.
• 1:54:48
  Ron Pascoe: Look, Ken, you've got to cook really quick, you've got to flash fry it, you've got to basically throw it on, turn it over, then take it off.
• 1:54:55
  Ron Pascoe: Because there's no fat on it.
• 1:54:57
  Ron Pascoe: Kangaroo? There's no bed on it.
• 1:54:59
  Testecleese: Well, I… I guess… I guess that depends on which kangaroos you… there's a…
• 1:55:02
  Testecleese: Kangaroo's like a general term, right? There's a whole bunch of different kangaroo. That's like saying cat, right?
• 1:55:08
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, you've got the big red, the grey, you've got all different, there's about probably a…
• 1:55:12
  Ron Pascoe: 20-odd different varieties of kangaroo.
• 1:55:14
  Testecleese: And that big gray that you talk about is the ridiculous one we've all seen videos of, with the giant biceps, like, choking a dog.
• 1:55:22
  Ron Pascoe: No, that's a big red.
• 1:55:24
  Testecleese: Oh, big red. Is that even more terrifying than a gray?
• 1:55:28
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, it's probably about one and a half times bigger.
• 1:55:31
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ, they're fucking enormous! And, like, you see the bicep of that thing, like, who's been feeding this thing steroids, you know?
• 1:55:38
  Ron Pascoe: And it's so true, they crush kids. Crush kids.
• 1:55:44
  Testecleese: Speaking of, have you seen the videos on, online recently of the…
• 1:55:48
  Testecleese: The strong men going to the zoo.
• 1:55:51
  Testecleese: With the gorillas?
• 1:55:54
  Testecleese: They have this thing set up in some… one of the zoos in this country.
• 1:55:58
  Testecleese: Where it's like a test of strength against the gorilla, and no, you're not actually… Touching the gorilla.
• 1:56:05
  Testecleese: But, like, they had this giant monster man who, like, he was so enormous, he couldn't wipe his own ass with muscles, you know what I mean? Like, he couldn't reach his own behind to wipe his ass.
• 1:56:14
  Testecleese: Trying to crush some fruit I've never heard of or seen.
• 1:56:18
  Testecleese: And, you know, he's working so hard, he couldn't… and the gorilla looked at him for, like, the entire time. The guy lets go, the gorilla grabbed it.
• 1:56:26
  Testecleese: With its hands, not a dime, just pulled it apart.
• 1:56:30
  Testecleese: And I was like, oh my god!
• 1:56:35
  Testecleese: People don't understand gorillas, dude.
• 1:56:38
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, but animals are smarter than humans, mate.
• 1:56:42
  Testecleese: Their shoes were powerful!
• 1:56:44
  Ron Pascoe: But…
• 1:56:45
  Brian McFadden: Do people understand Governor Walz?
• 1:56:51
  Testecleese: Well done, Brian!
• 1:56:52
  Testecleese: What do we understand about Governor Walz?
• 1:56:56
  Brian McFadden: Well, he signed 2 executive orders to reduce gun violence.
• 1:57:02
  Testecleese: Aren't they, like… The most gun-controlled state right now?
• 1:57:06
  Brian McFadden: I thought Illinois was, but they could be… they're close up there. They're…
• 1:57:13
  Brian McFadden: They don't believe in guns in Minnesota.
• 1:57:19
  Brian McFadden: At least law-abiding citizens don't believe in them.
• 1:57:23
  Testecleese: Well, see, that's…
• 1:57:27
  Testecleese: I know it's cliche, but if you outlaw guns, Only outlaws will own guns.
• 1:57:32
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:57:34
  Testecleese: And it's 100% true. How is that possible? Because if it's against law to have a gun, if you have a gun, you're an outlaw, right?
• 1:57:44
  Brian McFadden: And then, more reports are coming about the Minnesota Medicaid program scams.
• 1:57:50
  Brian McFadden: They're saying that $9 billion, with a B, has been looted from Minnesota Medicaid programs.
• 1:57:58
  Testecleese: Of the 18 billion, spent. So.
• 1:58:04
  Testecleese: stolen.
• 1:58:06
  Ron Pascoe: But can we ask you guys a quick question, really quick question?
• 1:58:09
  Ron Pascoe: Now, they got paperwork to that, Right? There's a paper trail.
• 1:58:14
  Ron Pascoe: How quickly do you think this is going to come undone, and how much more do you reckon they'll find?
• 1:58:20
  Brian McFadden: Well, there's other states that are already… they're already finding signs of this happening in, so…
• 1:58:25
  Brian McFadden: It's not isolated, just Minnesota.
• 1:58:33
  Brian McFadden: What?
• 1:58:34
  Ron Pascoe: You really think they didn't expect Donald to win this president?
• 1:58:39
  Brian McFadden: I don't think they cared. I think they just wanted their money, and they were gonna keep the gravy train running for as long as they could.
• 1:58:48
  Ron Pascoe: And so, U.S.
• 1:58:51
  Ron Pascoe: UID or AID got shut down, or…
• 1:58:54
  Ron Pascoe: Is that coming through?
• 1:58:57
  Brian McFadden: No, that had nothing to do with the USAID, so…
• 1:59:09
  Brian McFadden: So, I mean… And then, you saw the report that Umar…
• 1:59:19
  Brian McFadden: came out and saying that her son was pulled over ice, even though he was a U.S. citizen.
• 1:59:25
  Brian McFadden: DHS just came out and said that there's absolutely… he was never pulled over, that's not the thing, she's just trying to stir the pot.
• 1:59:35
  Ron Pascoe: She got called in CNN for that digging.
• 1:59:39
  Testecleese: I believe so, and this is a record of all of this shit.
• 1:59:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:59:43
  Testecleese: That gets, like, officially documented.
• 1:59:45
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:59:47
  Testecleese: And… and here's the problem, is the folks that vote that way.
• 1:59:52
  Testecleese: I gotta take her at her word.
• 1:59:54
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:59:57
  Testecleese: Isn't she here illegally?
• 2:00:00
  Brian McFadden: Depends on if you think she's married to her brother.
• 2:00:04
  Testecleese: Well, no, that's not even the issue now.
• 2:00:06
  Testecleese: The issue now is she was…
• 2:00:09
  Testecleese: Put on the paperwork as a minor coming over, with parents?
• 2:00:14
  Testecleese: And she was over 18.
• 2:00:17
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I didn't know that.
• 2:00:17
  Ron Pascoe: Come on.
• 2:00:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that would make her here illegally. It would make her, you know.
• 2:00:21
  Testecleese: You lied on.
• 2:00:22
  Brian McFadden: Be a congresswoman, because you lied on shit, and she should go.
• 2:00:28
  Testecleese: I don't think you're allowed to be in Congress if you've been deported, are you?
• 2:00:32
  Brian McFadden: No, hell no.
• 2:00:34
  Testecleese: I'm not certain, because I know you don't have to be a citizen… you don't have to be born here to be,
• 2:00:40
  Testecleese: our congressional representative. But I think you have to be a citizen, don't you?
• 2:00:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:00:46
  Ron Pascoe: But isn't that a felony on the car?
• 2:00:50
  Testecleese: Maybe, I don't know.
• 2:00:51
  Ron Pascoe: I hope… On federal paper, on federal documentation, if you like.
• 2:00:54
  Testecleese: Lying to the federal government is… is…
• 2:00:58
  Testecleese: It's probably a felony. I'm not sure the federal government does misdemeanors, honestly.
• 2:01:03
  Testecleese: No, they must, because Dugan got let up on her misdemeanor.
• 2:01:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. She could spend time in prison, but I was like, why bother putting him in prison if you're gonna kick him out of the country after? Like, why are we gonna pay…
• 2:01:19
  Testecleese: For their incarceration.
• 2:01:21
  Ron Pascoe: Why feeder and border?
• 2:01:24
  Brian McFadden: And then, another great news in Minnesota, we got this Minnesota woman who's accused of mowing down a 3-year-old girl in a hit-and-run crash that she later filed an insurance claim for, telling the nationwide agents she hit a big rock in the alley.
• 2:01:40
  Testecleese: But, yeah.
• 2:01:41
  Testecleese: You know, I got out of my car, and I spawned a little girl over a toy. It's like, you ran her over.
• 2:01:48
  Ron Pascoe: Who's up?
• 2:01:49
  Testecleese: There was, like, a… local video camera that caught it, I believe.
• 2:01:56
  Testecleese: And she's… he's like, oh, I hit a rock. It's like, you hit a fucking kid, why didn't you call for help?
• 2:02:02
  Testecleese: Like…
• 2:02:05
  Ron Pascoe: I mean, straight, we get mandatory drug and blood testing straight away. Drug and alcohol testing.
• 2:02:11
  Testecleese: You don't necessarily get a BAC test in the US.
• 2:02:17
  Testecleese: But if it's.
• 2:02:17
  Brian McFadden: They did ask me, when they showed up to my incident today, if I was under the influence of any drinks or drugs, and luckily I didn't take the edible last night that I was thinking about taking, so…
• 2:02:30
  Testecleese: But that's when you're like, how would me having a drink at lunch have made my wheel fall off my fucking car?
• 2:02:37
  Brian McFadden: April, exactly, yeah.
• 2:02:39
  Testecleese: Like, is this the Navy? I had a beer on joy leave, and then got hit by lightning, it was my fault, because I had a beer?
• 2:02:46
  Brian McFadden: Yep, yep, yep.
• 2:02:48
  Testecleese: You know exactly.
• 2:02:49
  Ron Pascoe: Lighting.
• 2:02:49
  Testecleese: Don't ya?
• 2:02:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:02:51
  Ron Pascoe: Like, each other is going by.
• 2:02:52
  Brian McFadden: Punches were the thing back in the day in the Navy.
• 2:02:55
  Testecleese: But yeah, we would hit port, you'd go out and have a couple of drinks, And, like, anything happens.
• 2:03:00
  Testecleese: and you've had anything to drink, it's your fault. It's like, what if I had it by light? It's your fault. It's like, what, booze makes me more conductive? You know what I mean?
• 2:03:09
  Ron Pascoe: Lady Justice is born, mate.
• 2:03:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, but that's the problem. Blind would mean it's like, you had a drink
• 2:03:18
  Testecleese: You, you were in, Italy, okay?
• 2:03:22
  Testecleese: at a gorgeous vineyard in Sicily.
• 2:03:25
  Testecleese: Actually, I'm referring to my own situation here. I sat down at a restaurant.
• 2:03:32
  Testecleese: Ordered me an Italian pizza, which, by the way, I will never do again.
• 2:03:35
  Brian McFadden: Let's not sing.
• 2:03:37
  Testecleese: No, American Pizza's so much fucking better!
• 2:03:41
  Ron Pascoe: Heh.
• 2:03:41
  Testecleese: Which I'm pretty sure the rest of the world is using right now, right? Not the original pizza?
• 2:03:47
  Brian McFadden: Pizza?
• 2:03:48
  Testecleese: Pizza, pizza.
• 2:03:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, look, but we sat on this patio, and…
• 2:03:53
  Testecleese: I ordered a bottle of wine.
• 2:03:56
  Testecleese: The sommelier brings it over, goes, you know, here's your bottle, you know, shows it to me, all that shit.
• 2:04:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:04:03
  Testecleese: And he goes… and I was like, oh, excellent. And he opens it up, lets it air out for a minute, comes out to pour it.
• 2:04:09
  Testecleese: He goes, just so you know, sir.
• 2:04:12
  Testecleese: look out there, see the green flag with, like, a yellow X on it? And I was like, yeah? He goes, these grapes were grown and harvested within, 50 feet.
• 2:04:22
  Testecleese: Or whatever, 50 meters, or whatever the fuck they were using, of that flag.
• 2:04:29
  Testecleese: And I was like, oh, that's fucking awesome.
• 2:04:32
  Testecleese: But August… But again, had I…
• 2:04:37
  Testecleese: been hit by lightning after drinking a bottle of wine with 3 friends. It would have been my fault in the Navy.
• 2:04:42
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:04:44
  Testecleese: And it's like, what the fuck? You know?
• 2:04:49
  Testecleese: And I'm pretty sure, our buddy here that we're talking to, Brian, is THE reason for that policy!
• 2:04:57
  Brian McFadden: Not anymore.
• 2:05:00
  Testecleese: Dude, I'm not kidding, repeat offender here, Ronnie.
• 2:05:06
  Testecleese: actually passed… The New York actually passed branch-wide policy
• 2:05:10
  Testecleese: About going out on liberty in foreign nations and getting drunk because of this guy. I'm not kidding you.
• 2:05:18
  Ron Pascoe: Brian's got that recalcant about him, mate.
• 2:05:22
  Testecleese: I wasn't allowed to go into a foreign country on Chula leave when we hit port, alone.
• 2:05:29
  Testecleese: I had… and not just… not even alone, I couldn't even go out in a group unless someone signed paperwork saying, I will not drink, I will take care of this group.
• 2:05:38
  Brian McFadden: Yep, that's a good thing.
• 2:05:41
  Ron Pascoe: The detonator driver come from,
• 2:05:45
  Testecleese: Well, see, that's the thing, it's one thing that's when you're keeping a designated driver, but none of us were driving.
• 2:05:52
  Brian McFadden: Jackass.
• 2:05:53
  Testecleese: And his other friend, who's…
• 2:05:56
  Testecleese: I don't know if I can call him a friend anymore, I haven't spoken to him in a couple years.
• 2:06:00
  Testecleese: That I've known since before I joined the Navy, got so fucked up, I don't… I have no idea what they did, but if they…
• 2:06:09
  Testecleese: Huh?
• 2:06:10
  Brian McFadden: Drinking Jameson.
• 2:06:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, well… Whiskey will do that for you.
• 2:06:15
  Ron Pascoe: Last week.
• 2:06:17
  Ron Pascoe: He's on the Orange Whisky Way.
• 2:06:20
  Testecleese: Oh, man…
• 2:06:23
  Ron Pascoe: Vehar.
• 2:06:24
  Testecleese: First, time out at sea, and in the service, We hit Scotland, right?
• 2:06:34
  Testecleese: Brian knows, but for anyone else who actually might listen to the show, do we have regular listeners, Brian?
• 2:06:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we do.
• 2:06:43
  Testecleese: I bought a bottle of scotch in Scotland, right?
• 2:06:46
  Brian McFadden: I've been good.
• 2:06:46
  Testecleese: Like, who wouldn't, right?
• 2:06:48
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:06:49
  Testecleese: And you are allowed to bring back
• 2:06:51
  Testecleese: A bottle of booze from overseas, typically, weren't you?
• 2:06:55
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:06:55
  Testecleese: You said it turned into, well, it wasn't the armory, but it was something.
• 2:06:59
  Brian McFadden: Master Arm Shack. They had, like, they had, like, a locker set up for it.
• 2:07:04
  Testecleese: That's right, that's right, the Booze Locker!
• 2:07:06
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 2:07:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's right, the master at arms. The only people on board that were armed, unless shit went down, right?
• 2:07:12
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:07:14
  Testecleese: But yeah, I got this bottle of scotch, I was so excited.
• 2:07:17
  Testecleese: I brought it home, I got my bottle out of the…
• 2:07:21
  Testecleese: drank, ugh, over a couple months, drank 3 quarters of the bottle, and I corked it back up.
• 2:07:28
  Testecleese: Real good, put it in the freezer. And I was like, I'm gonna wait for a good occasion to finish this bottle of.
• 2:07:33
  Brian McFadden: It's not gonna work.
• 2:07:34
  Testecleese: Oh, no, well, well, not… Thing is, I spent, like, 180 bucks on this bottle of scotch.
• 2:07:42
  Testecleese: good scotch, right?
• 2:07:43
  Brian McFadden: Once you've uncorked it.
• 2:07:45
  Testecleese: Well, no, see, it doesn't spoil, like, wine. The issue was…
• 2:07:51
  Testecleese: The cork was too porous, and the booze slowly leaked out.
• 2:07:55
  Brian McFadden: Oh, so you had a freezer full of frozen booze.
• 2:07:59
  Testecleese: The liquor doesn't freeze, until you get down to, like, sub-zero temps.
• 2:08:05
  Brian McFadden: Okay, so you have a little…
• 2:08:06
  Testecleese: So, it still wasn't in my bottle anymore.
• 2:08:09
  Brian McFadden: Right, exactly.
• 2:08:11
  Testecleese: I was so upset, I was like, oh, such good scotch, I spent so much… it was aged, like, 60 years, you know?
• 2:08:20
  Testecleese: hopefully I get back to Scotland.
• 2:08:27
  Testecleese: I've been drinking rum lately, but I way prefer a whiskey.
• 2:08:30
  Brian McFadden: I love slin. Oh, Ireland is amazing, too.
• 2:08:35
  Testecleese: Oh, by the way, repeat offender. Ronnie, you got an extra room?
• 2:08:40
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 2:08:43
  Testecleese: make it… were I to make it out to Australia, would you have a place to put me up?
• 2:08:52
  Ron Pascoe: Bring Brian the report, and, go up.
• 2:08:58
  Testecleese: I only got a piece of that.
• 2:08:59
  Brian McFadden: His internet is horrible.
• 2:09:01
  Ron Pascoe: Bring the legs with ya.
• 2:09:03
  Ron Pascoe: It's really important.
• 2:09:04
  Brian McFadden: All three of us gotta go.
• 2:09:08
  Testecleese: Recorded, oh, no, sure. We'll go down to…
• 2:09:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we record a show down on the…
• 2:09:15
  Ron Pascoe: He's got to drink Foster's.
• 2:09:18
  Brian McFadden: You're about to bring it with us, because you can't buy it in Australia.
• 2:09:21
  Testecleese: We can't we?
• 2:09:21
  Ron Pascoe: He was.
• 2:09:22
  Testecleese: on our show one night!
• 2:09:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I got wasted on her.
• 2:09:28
  Ron Pascoe: Now, one of us, hold on a sec, hold on a sec.
• 2:09:31
  Brian McFadden: He's bringing it out again, he's got another can.
• 2:09:33
  Testecleese: And here's the thing, Floss isn't particularly a bad beer.
• 2:09:38
  Testecleese: She's on a great beat.
• 2:09:40
  Brian McFadden: It's not bad, right?
• 2:09:41
  Ron Pascoe: We just don't drink here.
• 2:09:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, just like in Pennsylvania. Just like in Pennsylvania, no one drinks Yinling.
• 2:09:49
  Brian McFadden: They're ready.
• 2:09:50
  Ron Pascoe: I'll tell you what. Do you want to auction that off?
• 2:09:55
  Ron Pascoe: Also, know who the whole computer is.
• 2:09:57
  Brian McFadden: Oh.
• 2:10:00
  Ron Pascoe: Well.
• 2:10:00
  Testecleese: an actual… an actual can of Australian coffee. It's a classic!
• 2:10:06
  Brian McFadden: It's a Foster's Classic. It's got a kangaroo on the can.
• 2:10:11
  Ron Pascoe: Anything useful.
• 2:10:12
  Testecleese: Like I said, it's not…
• 2:10:14
  Ron Pascoe: It's not a particular…
• 2:10:15
  Testecleese: A particularly bad beer is just not a particularly good beer, you know?
• 2:10:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:10:21
  Ron Pascoe: Thank you, brother.
• 2:10:23
  Testecleese: Like, as much as I enjoy a Guinness, too.
• 2:10:26
  Testecleese: It's like a fucking steak in a pint glass. I mean, you're full.
• 2:10:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:10:32
  Brian McFadden: Hmm…
• 2:10:33
  Ron Pascoe: I love Guinness, mate. When I was in Ireland, I drank that all night and day.
• 2:10:38
  Testecleese: Oh, it's delicious, but you're full!
• 2:10:43
  Ron Pascoe: What a hangover drinking Guinness once.
• 2:10:49
  Ron Pascoe: When you've got no knife.
• 2:10:50
  Testecleese: Next time you have yourself a Guinness, dude. Next time you have yourself a Guinness, make sure you ask for a black and tan.
• 2:10:58
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, true.
• 2:10:59
  Testecleese: Are you familiar with the black and tan?
• 2:11:00
  Ron Pascoe: I've tried, mate, everything. Yeah, we've got stout and all that here in Australia as well, too. Like, we're Australian.
• 2:11:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, I'm just saying Guinness makes a really good black and tan.
• 2:11:10
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, we try it all there, mate. Like, we, out here in Australia, like, black beer was really popular back in the, 70s, 80s, early 80s.
• 2:11:19
  Ron Pascoe: We need to pluck hands alone.
• 2:11:22
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:11:24
  Testecleese: I was in Pennsylvania.
• 2:11:28
  Testecleese: 6, 8 months ago, for my uncle's birthday.
• 2:11:31
  Testecleese: State north of me.
• 2:11:34
  Testecleese: I was in Pennsylvania, I was like, dude, I'm gonna be able to get me a Yinling…
• 2:11:38
  Testecleese: Black and tan from the tap.
• 2:11:41
  Testecleese: You know? I'm like, I…
• 2:11:43
  Testecleese: I asked for, I was like, you guys got Yangling on tap? And everyone looked at me like, I was a fucking Nazi.
• 2:11:50
  Ron Pascoe: I was like.
• 2:11:51
  Testecleese: too, is like, talk all the shit you want, it's a tasty beer, and they're black and tan. You make a black and tan out of their beers, they designed them just to mix together. It's fucking delicious. But the bartender's like, oh, I can make you a black and tan. She used Guinness, you know?
• 2:12:08
  Testecleese: Ugh.
• 2:12:09
  Brian McFadden: So, Harvard is seeking ways to silence students who recorded Larry Summers' Epstein apology.
• 2:12:18
  Testecleese: Yeah… they're looking to, possibly expel, at least discipline these students.
• 2:12:26
  Testecleese: who recorded… Okay.
• 2:12:29
  Testecleese: The rule… I understand the rules, and breaking the rules is wrong, even for a good reason, right?
• 2:12:36
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:12:37
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 2:12:38
  Testecleese: Now, I understand why there's discipline involved.
• 2:12:41
  Testecleese: But at some point, you have to say, They did this… To expose something.
• 2:12:48
  Brian McFadden: Of course they did.
• 2:12:50
  Testecleese: These students… are facing, recording a professor without permission.
• 2:12:55
  Testecleese: Which I understand, you can't do that on private property pretty much almost anywhere in this country without their permission.
• 2:13:03
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:13:04
  Testecleese: And here's the thing, attending a class they hadn't registered to.
• 2:13:08
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay, well…
• 2:13:10
  Testecleese: I don't know about you, but every college I've ever walked onto, you can literally walk into any classroom, sit down, and listen to the lecture.
• 2:13:17
  Brian McFadden: It's called Auditing the class.
• 2:13:19
  Testecleese: Yes, exactly. You just don't get credit for it.
• 2:13:22
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:13:23
  Testecleese: I did a bunch of this in Virginia.
• 2:13:27
  Testecleese: Pre-education. I don't get paperwork saying, but I still learned it, right?
• 2:13:31
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:13:33
  Testecleese: But yeah, they want to discipline these kids for this, because they blew up a professor who was like, oh, Epstein wasn't that bad, Trump's the asshole. And it's like…
• 2:13:41
  Testecleese: Wait a minute, what?
• 2:13:43
  Testecleese: It's like, you guys have a picture of Trump with a whole bunch of, Miss Universe women, claiming those are the kids that were diddled on
• 2:13:51
  Testecleese: epstein Island. Meanwhile, there's a picture of, Clinton.
• 2:13:56
  Testecleese: A painting of Clinton.
• 2:13:59
  Testecleese: That was found on Epstein Island.
• 2:14:03
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 2:14:04
  Ron Pascoe: But it can be deeper than that, mate. Like, you look at that Stacey… you look like a Jefferies and all that sort of stuff. They all knew he was a bloody pedophile. They slammed after his money.
• 2:14:18
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? Like…
• 2:14:20
  Ron Pascoe: So, dude, it's.
• 2:14:21
  Brian McFadden: Well…
• 2:14:21
  Ron Pascoe: It's good.
• 2:14:22
  Brian McFadden: There's been a lot of… ever… cause the…
• 2:14:25
  Brian McFadden: DOJ's being forced to release a bunch of photos, and it has stuff about the whole Epstein Files thing.
• 2:14:33
  Brian McFadden: And, we got these Polaroids that came out of Trump and Epstein with young females saying they're real.
• 2:14:41
  Brian McFadden: Well, somebody went to Snopes.com, and guess what?
• 2:14:47
  Brian McFadden: Fake news!
• 2:14:48
  Testecleese: Well, here's the thing, is Snopes has done everything they can to blow Trump up.
• 2:14:53
  Brian McFadden: Of course, they're not a Trump, they're not a Trump supporter at all.
• 2:14:56
  Testecleese: They'll say, kinda, or partially true, then at the end of this story, they'll be like, well, none of this actually happened, but, like.
• 2:15:04
  Testecleese: it's pretty obvious he would have done it. And this time, like, no, that didn't happen, you're full of shit. And I was like, even Snope's like, that didn't happen.
• 2:15:11
  Brian McFadden: Because they gotta keep a little bit of credibility, or they won't keep getting advertisers coming and paying for their website.
• 2:15:18
  Testecleese: Exactly. If no one actually believes what you're posting anymore, no one's gonna believe you and check you anymore.
• 2:15:25
  Brian McFadden: That's why Newsweek…
• 2:15:27
  Ron Pascoe: This is…
• 2:15:28
  Brian McFadden: Time magazine, all these publications that used to be, like, mainstream publications, U.S. World, News and World Reports.
• 2:15:37
  Brian McFadden: They're either non-existent anymore, or they're only online.
• 2:15:43
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:15:44
  Brian McFadden: I know I don't have it in here, but Time Magazine announced it's, People of the Year, even though it's not an actual.
• 2:15:52
  Testecleese: See you on March.
• 2:15:53
  Brian McFadden: Not anymore. No, not just Elon Musk, the inventors.
• 2:15:57
  Ron Pascoe: How about?
• 2:15:57
  Brian McFadden: AI. There was, like, 9 people involved.
• 2:16:01
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:16:02
  Testecleese: It's funny, I saw… a picture. Not Trump. Trump didn't do shit this year.
• 2:16:12
  Ron Pascoe: corporate data.
• 2:16:13
  Testecleese: He closed the border, at least.
• 2:16:16
  Brian McFadden: That's a huge thing!
• 2:16:19
  Testecleese: I mean, but really, what did Trump really get done versus getting started?
• 2:16:25
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 2:16:26
  Testecleese: My dear people!
• 2:16:28
  Ron Pascoe: How many Americans he's saved? The fentanyl, you know, coming across the border?
• 2:16:35
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:16:35
  Brian McFadden: They're actually involved… actually doing a war on drugs now.
• 2:16:41
  Testecleese: Which, by the way, I just want to point out that…
• 2:16:44
  Testecleese: Chuck Schumer was talking a bunch of shit about blowing up these cartel boats.
• 2:16:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:16:49
  Testecleese: how it's a war crime, et cetera, et cetera. I just want to point out that the maritime drug…
• 2:16:55
  Testecleese: Law enforcement act, or something like that?
• 2:16:59
  Testecleese: was passed in 1986, it was authored by Chuck Schumer himself!
• 2:17:03
  Brian McFadden: He won't remember that.
• 2:17:06
  Testecleese: That's it, go ahead.
• 2:17:07
  Ron Pascoe: Would it?
• 2:17:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, because of the war on drugs. Chuck Schumer wrote the goddamn thing!
• 2:17:13
  Ron Pascoe: he gave Trump the authority all those years ago.
• 2:17:16
  Testecleese: Exactly!
• 2:17:18
  Testecleese: And you bring this up, like, oh, you're out of your fucking mind, it's like, this is…
• 2:17:21
  Testecleese: It's on the papers! It's on the books!
• 2:17:24
  Testecleese: It's been the record for 1986? That was fucking 39 years ago!
• 2:17:31
  Ron Pascoe: Yep, and who used it? Used it?
• 2:17:33
  Ron Pascoe: Fucking Obama use that law?
• 2:17:36
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, that's what gets me, dude!
• 2:17:39
  Testecleese: Obama… Was the Deporter-in-chief, right?
• 2:17:46
  Ron Pascoe: That's fucking…
• 2:17:48
  Testecleese: racist for it.
• 2:17:49
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:17:50
  Ron Pascoe: And my, major assessments.
• 2:17:54
  Testecleese: Miss… You s…
• 2:17:55
  Testecleese: Oh, man, I wish we could get better signal with him. I got a feeling that's just not gonna happen with the distance trying to communicate.
• 2:18:01
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, we will, we will. I'll try and look at a different system, mate, next time. But here…
• 2:18:05
  Testecleese: Well, I'm just saying, light speed is fast, but around the entire planet, Take some time.
• 2:18:12
  Brian McFadden: No, that's not what it's promised.
• 2:18:14
  Ron Pascoe: Skybar.
• 2:18:21
  Brian McFadden: So, you see where this teacher union's pushing for neopronouns, but claims the name America is the problem.
• 2:18:29
  Testecleese: Not just neopronouns, they also said Xenopronouns.
• 2:18:33
  Testecleese: They want you to… they want to teach children not just Zer, they, them, but also cat and cat self.
• 2:18:44
  Testecleese: You're telling me that there aren't high schools with kids shitting in litter boxes, which we know there are.
• 2:18:51
  Testecleese: As the teachers union, saying, yeah, you could be a fucking cat and shit in a litter box.
• 2:18:56
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:18:57
  Testecleese: Heads up!
• 2:18:58
  Testecleese: Any school out there, if I'm the custodian, no fucking way am I scooping a human shit out of a cat box!
• 2:19:06
  Brian McFadden: Depends on what grade they are, because the poop's different sizes as you go.
• 2:19:10
  Testecleese: I don't care.
• 2:19:16
  Testecleese: It's gross enough scooping up cat shit, isn't it?
• 2:19:20
  Brian McFadden: I mean, you did watch two girls, one cub.
• 2:19:23
  Testecleese: Actually.
• 2:19:24
  Testecleese: I refuse to, because, well, when it was free out there, I was like, everyone's like, oh, what the fuck? I was like, I don't know if I want to see this. By the time, I was actually curious enough, it would cost money, I was like, yeah, I'm definitely not gonna do this.
• 2:19:38
  Ron Pascoe: Did you hear about the.
• 2:19:39
  Testecleese: One girl shit in a cup, and the other girl ate it, and then she threw up in a cup, and the other girl ate it.
• 2:19:44
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:19:46
  Testecleese: Why would anyone want to see that?
• 2:19:48
  Brian McFadden: I don't know, millions of people watched it.
• 2:19:51
  Ron Pascoe: You did hear a reminder?
• 2:19:54
  Ron Pascoe: Two girls, a cup and a straw.
• 2:19:58
  Testecleese: That… ew.
• 2:20:01
  Testecleese: That better be some liquidy poop.
• 2:20:04
  Testecleese: Oh…
• 2:20:05
  Brian McFadden: So, on to the next category.
• 2:20:09
  Brian McFadden: Shiny…
• 2:20:10
  Testecleese: Finally.
• 2:20:10
  Brian McFadden: A Chinese national allegedly smuggled deadly bacteria into the U.S, the FBI says. I thought we already talked about this, this should be insulting.
• 2:20:17
  Testecleese: Yes, this… no, this is a different case. This is…
• 2:20:20
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 2:20:21
  Testecleese: more cultures of E. coli.
• 2:20:24
  Testecleese: And not… not E. coli you and I would get from bad meat.
• 2:20:30
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:20:31
  Testecleese: But… Yeah.
• 2:20:33
  Testecleese: Here's the thing is, the Chinese keep smuggling this stuff into our country, and typically it is… they don't know why this person did it yet, or what was gonna do with it, but typically it's gone to college… colleges and universities.
• 2:20:45
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:20:46
  Testecleese: So they could study it and send the information back to China.
• 2:20:50
  Brian McFadden: Right. Why can't they just do all that in China?
• 2:20:53
  Testecleese: Why would they pay for it instead of having you and I pay for it?
• 2:20:57
  Brian McFadden: Oh, no.
• 2:20:58
  Testecleese: Here's the thing, is China told us, what was it? Fuck, 100 years ago?
• 2:21:04
  Testecleese: that they will oversee the downfall of the United States because of the opium wars.
• 2:21:10
  Testecleese: Right?
• 2:21:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah?
• 2:21:13
  Testecleese: And we're just pretending like this isn't a thing.
• 2:21:15
  Testecleese: I tell you what, dude, someone says they're gonna kill me, I fucking believe them.
• 2:21:23
  Testecleese: What about you, repeat offend? As the repeat offender's cleaning his fucking knife.
• 2:21:31
  Testecleese: But yeah, someone says they're gonna kill me, I believe them.
• 2:21:34
  Ron Pascoe: The thing about the chain, a lot of people don't understand.
• 2:21:38
  Ron Pascoe: They have a little patience, mate. They'll wait and wait and wait and wait. They won't just rush in.
• 2:21:45
  Testecleese: They're waiting for the right time to seize the opportunity.
• 2:21:49
  Testecleese: Are they D's nuts?
• 2:21:52
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 2:21:53
  Testecleese: requirement?
• 2:21:58
  Testecleese: Exactly. And they, they have promised they will see the downfall of the United States.
• 2:22:04
  Testecleese: And, let's be real, The United States has only existed for almost 250 years.
• 2:22:12
  Testecleese: Where?
• 2:22:14
  Testecleese: Very young, in terms of most of the countries on this nation.
• 2:22:18
  Testecleese: And when I say most, I mean majority. There's…
• 2:22:21
  Testecleese: There's a handful of countries between the Middle East and Africa
• 2:22:25
  Testecleese: That disband and foaming of different nations all the time, right?
• 2:22:30
  Testecleese: the United States has done some fucked up shit.
• 2:22:36
  Testecleese: to foreign nations in its history. Let's be real.
• 2:22:40
  Testecleese: You know? And even if you don't want to talk about Afghanistan, what happened in Afghanistan?
• 2:22:46
  Testecleese: And… that's mind-blowing. We watched the Russians do the same goddamn thing 20 years before us.
• 2:22:55
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 2:22:56
  Testecleese: And then we went and did it.
• 2:23:00
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ!
• 2:23:03
  Testecleese: We probably shouldn't have gotten involved in Vietnam, we shouldn't have gotten involved in Korea. I understand why they did, they don't want the spread of communism.
• 2:23:13
  Testecleese: Fuck, the United States dropped… is the only nation to have ever deployed a nuclear weapon. They did it twice.
• 2:23:24
  Testecleese: But… China… Like you said, man, they got patience. China's been around for, like, 10,000 years, right?
• 2:23:36
  Ron Pascoe: Yep. More. More.
• 2:23:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, they can wait.
• 2:23:42
  Testecleese: And the opium wars… the opium thing that happened in China, because of the United States.
• 2:23:48
  Testecleese: Fucked up the population, let's be real.
• 2:23:53
  Ron Pascoe: See, one thing people aren't grasping the idea of, and, like, people from around that region, like Afghanistan's part of Asia, in a way.
• 2:24:00
  Ron Pascoe: But the thing is, the most biggest damage that happened in Iraq
• 2:24:04
  Ron Pascoe: was when the Russians were leaving. They were blowing their tanks and their military up, Afghanis.
• 2:24:09
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:24:09
  Ron Pascoe: as they were going back to Russia, what did America? What did Biden do?
• 2:24:14
  Testecleese: If you're leaving and retreating, just leave and retreat, don't keep killing, right?
• 2:24:19
  Ron Pascoe: As you guys got drawn out, like Biden did, Biden made you guys a laughing stock the way he took his out of Afghanistan.
• 2:24:26
  Ron Pascoe: And how many died?
• 2:24:28
  Testecleese: What, 13?
• 2:24:30
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, but the thing is, look what happened when you guys were leaving. What did you leave behind?
• 2:24:37
  Testecleese: Billions of dollars in technology and weapons.
• 2:24:41
  Testecleese: Why didn't we at least blow it up?
• 2:24:45
  Ron Pascoe: But I'll fly it into Pakistan and fly it out.
• 2:24:49
  Testecleese: Well, that's what… that's what blows my mind, is we did… we didn't even blow the shit up. It's like, oh, really? That's what we do? For the love of God, the Seabees, our construction unit in the United States Navy.
• 2:24:59
  Testecleese: deploys alongside the Marine Corps. They will build a bridge to cross a river with the tanks, right? And the.
• 2:25:07
  Brian McFadden: Would you…
• 2:25:08
  Testecleese: And then they blow the bridge up behind them so no one else can use it.
• 2:25:13
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 2:25:13
  Testecleese: And you just left fucking Blackhawk helicopters.
• 2:25:18
  Testecleese: Sitting there, like, oh, they can't figure out how to use it. The next day, we saw them hanging homosexuals with helicopters.
• 2:25:25
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 2:25:27
  Ron Pascoe: How many do you reckon are in Chinese air lockers now? How many of them do you reckon the Chinese have got?
• 2:25:32
  Testecleese: Mmm. Oh, yeah, the, the… Shit, Uyghurs, right?
• 2:25:38
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 2:25:43
  Testecleese: And here's the thing is…
• 2:25:44
  Ron Pascoe: They're in the big room.
• 2:25:47
  Testecleese: It's funny, because you bring up the opium wars to your liberals, like, well, China has a right to be upset about the United States bringing all these drugs into their fucking country and fucking up the population. I'm like, yeah, you're right. The United States has a right to be pissed off at Venezuela for bringing all these fucking drugs into their country and killing their population.
• 2:26:05
  Testecleese: How come China's allowed to be pissed off 100 years later when we can't be pissed off when it's happening?
• 2:26:12
  Ron Pascoe: No, we've got to fucking knock the Chinese down. The only way you knock the Chinese down is cut them out financially.
• 2:26:18
  Testecleese: Thank you. I can't wait.
• 2:26:20
  Testecleese: The problem is… China's still using what's essentially slave labor.
• 2:26:26
  Testecleese: How do you undercut slave labor?
• 2:26:30
  Ron Pascoe: Stop buying from there.
• 2:26:32
  Testecleese: Stop buff… You're right. You're right. Actually, you are 100% right. It's not… it's not charged less than… but…
• 2:26:41
  Testecleese: Thing is, what about… what if the rest of the world buys it because it's cheap?
• 2:26:46
  Ron Pascoe: Well, then you put taxes on them, like tariffs.
• 2:26:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, and it seems to have been working, honestly. These tariffs…
• 2:26:54
  Testecleese: as much as everyone talks shit, and right away when it started, I was like, I don't know how this is gonna work out, I'm…
• 2:27:00
  Testecleese: Curious.
• 2:27:02
  Testecleese: This is what we used to do.
• 2:27:05
  Testecleese: We got…
• 2:27:06
  Ron Pascoe: Billions of dollars.
• 2:27:08
  Testecleese: And excess revenue right now.
• 2:27:12
  Testecleese: from tariffs.
• 2:27:13
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Just waiting for nations to come to the table and talk to them. Here's the thing.
• 2:27:17
  Testecleese: Trump puts the tariffs on, the leader of that nation comes to the table, sits down, is like, alright, let's discuss a new trade deal. And then the tariffs disappear. Like.
• 2:27:25
  Testecleese: Australia, for example. I'm pretty sure there's very few tariffs we have on Australia that aren't exactly equal to what's
• 2:27:32
  Testecleese: Australia has.
• 2:27:33
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, Trump.
• 2:27:35
  Testecleese: Hey, let's talk about it, let's set up a deal.
• 2:27:38
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, because we dropped beef tariffs on you, our beef bands, because I don't…
• 2:27:44
  Ron Pascoe: Trump come to the party and he dropped everything on us, just about.
• 2:27:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's like, hey, yeah, exactly. Do you want to do business with us or not? Right?
• 2:27:53
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, we're buying a lot more of your boot now.
• 2:27:57
  Testecleese: Oh, you guys are… you guys, the booze thing is taken care of? Like, you're not paying the giant booze tariff anymore?
• 2:28:05
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, mate, it's crazy. Our… because Australia's one of our biggest exports, our wine industry. We've got one of the big wine industries in the world here.
• 2:28:13
  Testecleese: The what industry?
• 2:28:14
  Brian McFadden: Wine industry.
• 2:28:16
  Ron Pascoe: What?
• 2:28:16
  Testecleese: Really? Wine! I thought wine was mostly,
• 2:28:20
  Testecleese: I guess it could be a similar climb. It's usually middle Europe, isn't it?
• 2:28:25
  Ron Pascoe: No way, mate, we've got one of the best wine in the world.
• 2:28:28
  Ron Pascoe: Check out a strain.
• 2:28:30
  Testecleese: Oh, no!
• 2:28:31
  Testecleese: What's the one with the kangaroo with the footprints on the bottle?
• 2:28:36
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, and I've had a couple, probably about 5 months ago.
• 2:28:40
  Ron Pascoe: Is that McGuigan's Wine? Williams Wines?
• 2:28:44
  Testecleese: It was a real cheap bottle.
• 2:28:47
  Ron Pascoe: We've got massive wanders.
• 2:28:49
  Brian McFadden: Boone's Farm!
• 2:28:50
  Testecleese: Boone's Farm! That I could buy at 7-Eleven for, like, 6 bucks, right? And it tasted like strawberries?
• 2:28:58
  Brian McFadden: Hey, that's not an Australian one. This shit tasted good.
• 2:29:03
  Brian McFadden: It wasn't enough.
• 2:29:04
  Testecleese: Are you drunk.
• 2:29:05
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 2:29:06
  Testecleese: Huh?
• 2:29:07
  Brian McFadden: It's not Australian.
• 2:29:08
  Testecleese: No, no, it's just a kangaroo and the footprints.
• 2:29:10
  Brian McFadden: I don't know. But anyway, you see where the U.S. is striking ISIS targets in Syria?
• 2:29:19
  Brian McFadden: Damn.
• 2:29:20
  Testecleese: affiliation to the, the… the…
• 2:29:23
  Testecleese: Assassination is not the right word, but the… murder's not the right word either, but the killing of, what was it, two soldiers and a translator?
• 2:29:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:29:31
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 2:29:32
  Testecleese: Trump vowed retaliation, didn't he?
• 2:29:35
  Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, he always does.
• 2:29:38
  Ron Pascoe: Hold on.
• 2:29:38
  Testecleese: He follows through, doesn't he?
• 2:29:39
  Brian McFadden: Yes, he does.
• 2:29:41
  Testecleese: No, see, here'.
• 2:29:42
  Ron Pascoe: It's a good thing that I think…
• 2:29:43
  Testecleese: here's the thing I think has been a real issue in the United States for a while, is we'll make threats.
• 2:29:47
  Brian McFadden: We don't do shit like that.
• 2:29:48
  Testecleese: We threw on half of them.
• 2:29:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:29:51
  Testecleese: No, if you make a threat and say, if you do this, this will happen, it needs to happen.
• 2:29:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:29:56
  Testecleese: It has to. Otherwise, no one
• 2:30:00
  Testecleese: Actually, respects what you say.
• 2:30:02
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:30:03
  Ron Pascoe: You got respect under Biden, mate. He's so much respect to the board.
• 2:30:08
  Brian McFadden: No respect under President Biden.
• 2:30:11
  Ron Pascoe: None. None, I'm telling you now, even here in Australia, What can you do.
• 2:30:16
  Ron Pascoe: You know? That's what was world… all worldwide, mate.
• 2:30:22
  Ron Pascoe: Why do you think the English went the way they did and lent Moore in?
• 2:30:25
  Ron Pascoe: Then bloody prison got in, then he started getting into these English politicians.
• 2:30:31
  Testecleese: Whoa.
• 2:30:31
  Ron Pascoe: He went to the war.
• 2:30:33
  Testecleese: England is having a real issue, Australia's starting to have an issue, from what I'm reading, with,
• 2:30:39
  Testecleese: illegal immigration in terms of, Islamic folk moving in and trying to… not even overthrow, but take over the.
• 2:30:49
  Brian McFadden: Real law.
• 2:30:51
  Testecleese: Just like what's going on in Dearborn, Michigan.
• 2:30:55
  Testecleese: We'll just vote, we'll just vote in Sharia.
• 2:30:59
  Ron Pascoe: Our biggest problem is, it's like in America.
• 2:31:01
  Ron Pascoe: Sydney and Melbourne are our two bigger cities.
• 2:31:04
  Ron Pascoe: you guys got New York and LA, right?
• 2:31:08
  Ron Pascoe: So… but in Sydney and Melbourne…
• 2:31:11
  Testecleese: It is a pretty big city, but when most people say LA, they're referring to the entire county, not the city.
• 2:31:18
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, but you know what I mean for each of the cities, you know what I mean?
• 2:31:22
  Ron Pascoe: But the thing is, in Australia, they've got… both those cities have got higher Muslim populations. So the politicians are afraid to do anything to gas them in case they get voted out.
• 2:31:36
  Testecleese: Well… So they turn point off to everything, mate. That's what the Labor Party are doing.
• 2:31:41
  Ron Pascoe: You're turning the back.
• 2:31:42
  Testecleese: Australian citizen to vote?
• 2:31:45
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 2:31:46
  Testecleese: Okay, so you need to show identification to vote.
• 2:31:50
  Ron Pascoe: Yep, you have to… you've got to go down there, you've got to mark your name off the ballot.
• 2:31:55
  Ron Pascoe: and it gets knocked off. Your name gets taken out, then we get… we get two large pieces of paper.
• 2:32:02
  Ron Pascoe: One's for the Senate, which is only small.
• 2:32:05
  Ron Pascoe: We have to actually write it in. It's not computer.
• 2:32:08
  Ron Pascoe: We rolled in your belt?
• 2:32:10
  Testecleese: I write in my votes, and then I feed it into a Scantron.
• 2:32:14
  Testecleese: So don't you worry about it.
• 2:32:16
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:32:17
  Ron Pascoe: But the thing is, they provide pencil. I always take a black marker pen, take a black pen.
• 2:32:23
  Ron Pascoe: You can't do it in blue, you can't do it in red, you've got it either black or pencil.
• 2:32:28
  Ron Pascoe: So I'll take my own…
• 2:32:30
  Testecleese: That's interesting you say that, because we had to… we have to use not just pencil, but a number 2 pencil.
• 2:32:35
  Ron Pascoe: No, pencil can be rubbed out.
• 2:32:38
  Testecleese: Bye!
• 2:32:39
  Testecleese: Yes, but if you personally scan it in as soon as you mark it.
• 2:32:44
  Testecleese: The reason why we use number 2 pencils is because there's enough, iron
• 2:32:50
  Testecleese: And the number 2 graphite?
• 2:32:52
  Testecleese: To use an electromagnetic scan.
• 2:32:55
  Testecleese: To see where you voted.
• 2:32:57
  Ron Pascoe: The thing, thus to what we do, every name that gets marked off at every polling booth.
• 2:33:03
  Ron Pascoe: It should be only that amount of…
• 2:33:06
  Ron Pascoe: Election forms in each box.
• 2:33:10
  Ron Pascoe: There's two boxes.
• 2:33:13
  Testecleese: So there's one for the lower house, and there's one for the upper house.
• 2:33:18
  Ron Pascoe: You don't actually vote for community, you vote for the party.
• 2:33:22
  Testecleese: So, lower house and upper house, you said Congress and Senate.
• 2:33:26
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 2:33:27
  Testecleese: Send us, send us… send us the upper house. Okay, so it has to go through the lower house to get to the upper house.
• 2:33:34
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, the House of Representatives is the lower house.
• 2:33:39
  Testecleese: Before we… I want to finish this conversation.
• 2:33:42
  Testecleese: Brian, I just want to point out, I mentioned again.
• 2:33:45
  Testecleese: I think we should abolish whatever amendment it is that allows citizens to vote for, Senate.
• 2:33:53
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:33:54
  Testecleese: Well, what do you think about that opinion?
• 2:33:59
  Brian McFadden: So who's gonna vote for him?
• 2:34:01
  Testecleese: Well, who used to vote for him before we were allowed to vote for him?
• 2:34:06
  Testecleese: The states picked two senators, didn't they?
• 2:34:09
  Brian McFadden: That doesn't seem very fair.
• 2:34:12
  Testecleese: Well…
• 2:34:13
  Brian McFadden: What kind of senators do you think California are gonna pick? New York… Washington State…
• 2:34:22
  Brian McFadden: The people in the state don't have any say in it.
• 2:34:26
  Testecleese: The idea was Senate was supposed to be the aristocrats selected by the state, and then the Congress was supposed to be the blue-collar workers. But now, fucking Congress is full of, 100 millionaires and doctors and lawyers. It's supposed to be fucking carpenters and plumbers.
• 2:34:43
  Brian McFadden: Nancy Pelosi?
• 2:34:44
  Testecleese: It's supposed to represent the people.
• 2:34:46
  Brian McFadden: Nancy Pelosi definitely represents the people.
• 2:34:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. Somehow, somehow she man- her husband managed to buy the right stock.
• 2:34:56
  Testecleese: The day before it explodes. Crazy, huh?
• 2:34:59
  Brian McFadden: There… apparently, there's a place online where you can find their… his stocking… stock trades, and…
• 2:35:06
  Brian McFadden: You know, you can do the same thing.
• 2:35:09
  Testecleese: There's actually apps you can set up that'll automatically match, buy what he buys.
• 2:35:15
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:35:18
  Testecleese: It's just… like I said, I still think Congress should be…
• 2:35:23
  Testecleese: working Americans… not that Senate wouldn't be working men, doctors and lawyers work. But you're supposed to have doctors and lawyers in the Senate.
• 2:35:32
  Testecleese: And you're supposed to have… plumbers, welders, carpenters, construction men into the Congress.
• 2:35:40
  Testecleese: So you have represent…
• 2:35:41
  Ron Pascoe: They don't.
• 2:35:41
  Testecleese: overall. It has to go through the working class before the fucking…
• 2:35:45
  Testecleese: Sitting at a desk class gets to get a say.
• 2:35:50
  Ron Pascoe: Can I… can I say something as an outsider? A little bit… The way your country so…
• 2:35:58
  Testecleese: I'd love to hear. He's not just an asshole.
• 2:36:01
  Ron Pascoe: a real estate… I think there's too many people who are too long in there.
• 2:36:08
  Ron Pascoe: And they're getting away with fucking… Polks have no more than two years… two tombs, sorry.
• 2:36:14
  Testecleese: Senate is a 6-year term anyway, isn't it?
• 2:36:19
  Ron Pascoe: So I'm in Australia, as if the time was too.
• 2:36:23
  Testecleese: Well, the problem I have, I understand the argument for term limits. I do. But the problem is, what if I have a good congressman?
• 2:36:32
  Testecleese: who I want to elect a third time, because he's representing me. Am I not allowed… is he not allowed to run and represent me anymore?
• 2:36:40
  Ron Pascoe: Well, what we've got aggressive is a really income.
• 2:36:48
  Testecleese: Oh, I just… I… I understand the argument, I like the argument.
• 2:36:54
  Testecleese: But, at the same time, it's like…
• 2:36:58
  Testecleese: your… your, Congress and Senate is loc… Local to you.
• 2:37:03
  Testecleese: your representation, not national representation. And granted, they… Vote nationally.
• 2:37:12
  Testecleese: And at the same time, though, you got people who say, yeah, we should… we should have term limits on Congress, but I like my congressman. And it's like, no, you don't know what your fucking congressman said. You don't… you don't even know who your congressman is.
• 2:37:27
  Ron Pascoe: Yep, because they've got a blue… a D beside their name, or an R beside their name. Depends if you're in blue or red territory. That makes no difference. They're all in politics, they're all over…
• 2:37:37
  Testecleese: I think it should be… I think it should be against the rules to have a voting machine that you can just press D and it'll vote Democrat down the line for you.
• 2:37:46
  Testecleese: That's insane.
• 2:37:47
  Ron Pascoe: How many Democrats are coming out now, saying that the bloody… the Dominion machine's saving the bloody… being rewarded.
• 2:37:53
  Testecleese: all that. I have a solution to all of that, and not just that.
• 2:37:57
  Ron Pascoe: But…
• 2:37:57
  Testecleese: voted for someone because they're your party or the other, take the fucking D's and R's.
• 2:38:03
  Testecleese: off the ticket?
• 2:38:05
  Testecleese: And make you fill it up by hand.
• 2:38:08
  Testecleese: So now, I don't know who the fuck this is, I'm not voting for him.
• 2:38:13
  Ron Pascoe: Why don't you make your national election day a public holiday? A national holiday, so everyone can get there.
• 2:38:22
  Testecleese: Oh, it's not a, quote, holiday, but…
• 2:38:27
  Testecleese: It is against, the law to get fired Because you went to vote.
• 2:38:33
  Testecleese: In the United States.
• 2:38:35
  Testecleese: So you are allowed to go take time to vote.
• 2:38:38
  Testecleese: You have to punch out, you don't get paid.
• 2:38:41
  Testecleese: But you are allowed to go vote, and it will not be held against you.
• 2:38:45
  Testecleese: just, like, typically speaking, I say typically speaking, your boss is not allowed to fire you because you,
• 2:38:53
  Testecleese: took an hour and a half off of work in the middle of the day on Ash Wednesday.
• 2:38:58
  Testecleese: To get ashes.
• 2:39:00
  Testecleese: Which… Check this out.
• 2:39:03
  Testecleese: Brian's about to share us a story we're gonna talk about it in a second.
• 2:39:06
  Testecleese: story I have from when I worked, printing t-shirts.
• 2:39:10
  Testecleese: in Massachusetts.
• 2:39:13
  Testecleese: I went out on Ash Wednesday, on my lunch break, right?
• 2:39:17
  Testecleese: Went to the church, got my ashes done.
• 2:39:20
  Testecleese: Brian, I'm pretty sure that's just a Catholic thing, right?
• 2:39:24
  Brian McFadden: There's some Protestants that do it, too, but it's mainly Catholic.
• 2:39:28
  Testecleese: Okay, okay.
• 2:39:28
  Ron Pascoe: That's Wednesday? Yeah.
• 2:39:30
  Testecleese: Because I'd love to see nobody else.
• 2:39:34
  Testecleese: I'm gonna admit I'm very ignorant on other Christian faiths.
• 2:39:39
  Testecleese: I just don't understand that they agree with me on most stuff, I just…
• 2:39:42
  Testecleese: Take it a little more seriously, how's that, right?
• 2:39:45
  Ron Pascoe: But that's Wednesday leads us into Easter.
• 2:39:49
  Testecleese: Anyway, I got, got my ashes on Ash Wednesday, went back to work, and I was working in a t-shirt shop, printing t-shirts.
• 2:39:58
  Testecleese: Boss is like, hey, what's on your head?
• 2:40:00
  Testecleese: What happened, man? Like, you go to Ash Wednesday or something? On Ash Wednesday, I was like, yeah, I did. And he kind of laughed.
• 2:40:10
  Testecleese: Like, 3 days later, some shit went down, whatever, and the boss was talking to me again.
• 2:40:15
  Testecleese: And I was like, I just, I can't believe you gave me shit for going to church and getting ashes on Ash Wednesday.
• 2:40:20
  Brian McFadden: oh, I didn't realize that's what you did. I was like, dude, it was literally Ash Wednesday, you know? Yeah.
• 2:40:27
  Testecleese: And no, he apologized a billion times, because he thought he was cracking a joke.
• 2:40:32
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:40:33
  Testecleese: I didn't even realize it was Ash Wednesday.
• 2:40:35
  Testecleese: Because…
• 2:40:36
  Testecleese: there's no point for me to bring it up at work, because I made it back before… I made it back on my lunch break. Yeah. You know, I didn't need extra time, I didn't have to explain why.
• 2:40:45
  Brian McFadden: I was like, dude, it's like…
• 2:40:48
  Testecleese: You know you shouldn't be cracking jokes at people's religion. It's like, I can't believe you did that. Let's be real, if I was anything but a Christian, you'd be getting sued right now, and you know it.
• 2:41:02
  Testecleese: But, the baton… I'd like to point out, Brian, I have seen this name
• 2:41:09
  Testecleese: granted, I'm Navy, so I…
• 2:41:13
  Brian McFadden: It's an LHG.
• 2:41:14
  Testecleese: The name came…
• 2:41:15
  Brian McFadden: It was in a ship… it was in a shipyard being worked on.
• 2:41:19
  Testecleese: But I've heard this name several times in the last couple of years, because of… Weird shit.
• 2:41:26
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 2:41:28
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Perfect fire crews responded to a fire aboard the USS Paton while it's been docked at General Dynamics. These are some pictures we have of the ship, some file photos. Upon arrival, crews learned the fire was inside of the ship's gym area.
• 2:41:41
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And ship personnel had already started firefighting those efforts themselves. The fire was brought under control about 2 hours later, with no one being taken to the hospital.
• 2:41:52
  Testecleese: Excellent, no one was hurt enough to go to the hospital,
• 2:41:56
  Testecleese: People seem to think that fires don't happen on ships, but let me tell you, a United States Navy warship?
• 2:42:03
  Testecleese: Fires happen more than you realize. There's so much stuff going on.
• 2:42:10
  Testecleese: That the electrical starts a lot of fires.
• 2:42:13
  Brian McFadden: I… another article I read said that two people were treated for… Smoke inhalation, you know.
• 2:42:20
  Testecleese: Yes, I.
• 2:42:21
  Brian McFadden: What really intrigued me was that originally, the city fire department was called because they thought it was on the scaffolding, the fire.
• 2:42:32
  Testecleese: Well.
• 2:42:33
  Brian McFadden: The city firefighters aren't going into the ship to fight the fire.
• 2:42:37
  Testecleese: Yes, they do.
• 2:42:38
  Testecleese: Yes, they do. Now, what typically happens.
• 2:42:42
  Ron Pascoe: Hmm, is…
• 2:42:43
  Testecleese: They will contact every other ship docked near them, and then the ships outside of that to call in firefighting crew.
• 2:42:49
  Brian McFadden: But they will call in civilian forces.
• 2:42:53
  Testecleese: Even if they're not gonna come on the ship and help, they can at least hook you up with
• 2:42:58
  Testecleese: A different, instead of the seed chest, they'll hook you up to a hydrant.
• 2:43:04
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:43:05
  Testecleese: You know?
• 2:43:08
  Testecleese: I mean, I have fought more than one fire on a Navy ship. Brian, did you ever actually fight an actual fire?
• 2:43:13
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:43:14
  Testecleese: Alright. You trained your ass off of one, though, didn't you?
• 2:43:17
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 2:43:21
  Testecleese: I've said this how many times? That was because of dickheads like me
• 2:43:25
  Testecleese: That you hated on duty days, didn't you?
• 2:43:28
  Brian McFadden: I didn't mind it.
• 2:43:30
  Testecleese: How many times do you have to rerun drills?
• 2:43:33
  Brian McFadden: Well, several.
• 2:43:34
  Testecleese: Okay, okay, okay.
• 2:43:38
  Testecleese: Those fire marshals had the same opinion I did.
• 2:43:41
  Testecleese: We ain't losing the ship of my watch.
• 2:43:44
  Brian McFadden: Huh?
• 2:43:46
  Testecleese: And whoever was on duty is fine marshal this day, you know they've already stood in front of the captain, right?
• 2:43:52
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:43:55
  Testecleese: Luckily, no one was hurt, but…
• 2:43:57
  Testecleese: Whoever was in charge of putting…
• 2:43:59
  Brian McFadden: Here's the thing.
• 2:44:02
  Testecleese: Maybe there's nothing the fire marshal could have physically done, because the fire happened. It's gonna happen.
• 2:44:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:44:08
  Testecleese: Either way, he's still gonna be talking to the captain, explaining what happened, right?
• 2:44:11
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:44:13
  Testecleese: And here's what sucks, you're an E5.
• 2:44:16
  Testecleese: In front of an 06.
• 2:44:18
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:44:18
  Testecleese: Tell them the captain what happened, and why everyone else is wrong.
• 2:44:23
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:44:25
  Testecleese: I will say, though, that… Typically speaking, the chain of command respects the fire marshal.
• 2:44:34
  Testecleese: Even if it isn't E5, It's like, this guy's trained out his ass, you know?
• 2:44:39
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:44:40
  Testecleese: I just…
• 2:44:42
  Testecleese: There's always that one guy who's in these six, who's like, fuck you, I outrank you. I'm like, motherfucker, there's a fire. I am literally in charge of this vessel right now. I am THE captain.
• 2:44:53
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:44:54
  Testecleese: And people don't realize that.
• 2:44:57
  Testecleese: He's like, no, you're an E5, not an 06. I'm like, correct, but captain also means in control of the vessel.
• 2:45:05
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:45:06
  Ron Pascoe: Absolutely.
• 2:45:06
  Testecleese: We've been on a ship more than once, Brian, where the skipper wasn't a captain, right?
• 2:45:10
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, definitely.
• 2:45:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, but you still called him captain, didn't ya?
• 2:45:13
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:45:14
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:45:15
  Brian McFadden: Ugh.
• 2:45:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, because, dear God, never call him Skipper, right?
• 2:45:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's a Gilligan thing.
• 2:45:22
  Testecleese: You will hear it if you ever…
• 2:45:26
  Testecleese: Here's the best price. We all called him Skipper, unless he was speaking to the captain of the XO.
• 2:45:31
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:45:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Anything you want to cover in leftovers?
• 2:45:37
  Testecleese: Yeah,
• 2:45:39
  Testecleese: Oh, I wanted to hear about this… did you… okay, you shared this one, I don't know how much of it you read.
• 2:45:46
  Testecleese: I'm sure you're like I am, sometimes… I know you read at least more than just the headline.
• 2:45:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:45:51
  Testecleese: But the question is, did you read the whole article? I don't know, I didn't read any of this, but the minibus deal…
• 2:45:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:45:57
  Testecleese: What do you know about this? What's going on?
• 2:45:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I read through this a little bit. It's basically.
• 2:46:06
  Testecleese: Not an omnibus.
• 2:46:07
  Brian McFadden: No, no, this is actually 5 different appropriation bills.
• 2:46:13
  Testecleese: Oh my god, they're trying to itemize it!
• 2:46:15
  Brian McFadden: Yes, they're doing… this is actually not a continuing resolution, this is actually funding the Congress, the government, the way it's supposed to be funded.
• 2:46:23
  Testecleese: Must have been 30 years since we've actually had our budget passed.
• 2:46:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. This would cover about 85-90% of the federal government, and definitely eliminate the threat of a government shutdown in February.
• 2:46:37
  Testecleese: Excellent! And…
• 2:46:40
  Testecleese: This is my libertarian coming out. I want the fucking Senate to do their goddamn jobs. You're making enough fucking money, right?
• 2:46:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:46:49
  Testecleese: Sit the fuck down, in DC, write a goddamn budget.
• 2:46:54
  Brian McFadden: And I also think the laws… Don't just add more money.
• 2:46:56
  Testecleese: to continue a resolution.
• 2:46:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I totally agree with that. And I also think that if Congress has a law in place that says they're gonna get paid in a government shutdown, the Department of War should get paid in a government shutdown.
• 2:47:09
  Ron Pascoe: Yup.
• 2:47:10
  Testecleese: I agree with that 100%. And not even the entire Department of War, at least.
• 2:47:14
  Brian McFadden: Mil… active duty military.
• 2:47:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, and you know what? I'm gonna be a step ahead of that, and say, fuck the officers.
• 2:47:22
  Brian McFadden: That's enlisted? Enlisted. Okay.
• 2:47:24
  Testecleese: Not that the officers get paid an exorbitant amount when they're starting out, But they, they,
• 2:47:33
  Testecleese: Well, what, an O?
• 2:47:34
  Brian McFadden: They're not necessarily living paycheck to paycheck.
• 2:47:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, an 01 makes, what, as much as, like, an E7?
• 2:47:41
  Brian McFadden: Pretty much, yeah.
• 2:47:43
  Testecleese: So yeah, if you're having an issue because you're not getting paid this week at that point, then how the fuck do you expect the enlisted to get by, right?
• 2:47:51
  Brian McFadden: -
• 2:47:55
  Testecleese: Kyle Rittenhouse got married.
• 2:47:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:48:01
  Testecleese: I'm a little surprised what happened, because…
• 2:48:04
  Brian McFadden: He posed with guns in his wedding pictures.
• 2:48:06
  Testecleese: Well, here's the thing is, I saw the pictures, he never held a gun.
• 2:48:11
  Testecleese: His new wife did.
• 2:48:13
  Brian McFadden: Huh, okay.
• 2:48:15
  Ron Pascoe: I actually clip.
• 2:48:16
  Testecleese: Well, I'm not gonna talk trash about…
• 2:48:19
  Testecleese: That because it's absolutely your right.
• 2:48:21
  Testecleese: The issue is, after that… the shooting where Rittenhouse ended up going to court.
• 2:48:26
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:48:27
  Testecleese: And he… Blubbered like a baby.
• 2:48:31
  Testecleese: Right?
• 2:48:33
  Testecleese: Yeah. And, yeah, okay, you're an asshole. He was, like, a 17-year-old kid that was in a situation where he had to kill 3 people.
• 2:48:40
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:48:41
  Ron Pascoe: Dude!
• 2:48:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's a good reason to cry, I think.
• 2:48:45
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, 100%.
• 2:48:47
  Testecleese: And then he, went and took, bought the AR-15, because it wasn't his AR-15 he was using. He bought it and had it destroyed.
• 2:48:56
  Testecleese: After what happened.
• 2:48:58
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:48:59
  Testecleese: Kinda shocked that he had pictures of…
• 2:49:01
  Testecleese: Him and a rifle in his wedding pictures.
• 2:49:08
  Brian McFadden: His new wife is a gun nut.
• 2:49:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, and maybe that's why he was okay with it?
• 2:49:15
  Testecleese: Because, one, You, you… You'll do almost anything for your wife, let's be real, right?
• 2:49:22
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:49:23
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 2:49:23
  Testecleese: Pretty much anything short of damning your own soul, and maybe even past that.
• 2:49:31
  Testecleese: Yup.
• 2:49:33
  Testecleese: I was just, By the way, congratulations, Kyle.
• 2:49:40
  Testecleese: I just didn't see that coming.
• 2:49:43
  Testecleese: Dick Van Deck turned 100.
• 2:49:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yep. He turned 100 years old, and he's still trying to act.
• 2:49:50
  Ron Pascoe: He says he's not gonna get that back to him until he dies. Day dies.
• 2:49:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's funny, I was watching My Name is Earl the other day, and it was the episode with, Jerry Van Dyke, his brother.
• 2:50:03
  Testecleese: And it was right after Dick turned 100.
• 2:50:06
  Testecleese: And I think Jerry is bro- Jerry Van Dyke died at, like, 76?
• 2:50:12
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:50:15
  Brian McFadden: Well, he's about living… he's about living everybody else.
• 2:50:20
  Testecleese: 100 years, that's a long time.
• 2:50:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I don't know if I want to live to be 100 years old.
• 2:50:26
  Testecleese: I don't know if you can still move around and do your thing, but… .
• 2:50:37
  Ron Pascoe: So, enjoy it, Chris.
• 2:50:40
  Testecleese: You sound like an underwater robot, dude.
• 2:50:42
  Ron Pascoe: Go ahead, Dave.
• 2:50:44
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, sorry, I said as long as I can chew my own food.
• 2:50:49
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I'll do it.
• 2:50:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, if you can still do stuff, I wouldn't mind being 100, but if I'm stuck in a bed…
• 2:50:55
  Testecleese: Pissing on myself, that sucks, right?
• 2:50:59
  Ron Pascoe: No quality of life, mate. Get out of there.
• 2:51:03
  Testecleese: Well, that's why I smoke. They say it takes 10 years off your life, and the last 10 years suck anyway, right?
• 2:51:09
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, that's right.
• 2:51:11
  Testecleese: Yes, I understand.
• 2:51:13
  Testecleese: I understand that that's not accurate. It doesn't take the 10 shitty years, it takes 10 good years, okay? I get that. It's a joke.
• 2:51:23
  Testecleese: It's funny, I said that to my doctor once, he's like, you know it's not those 10 years. Like, yes, I know that. He goes, oh, well, in that case, it's actually pretty funny.
• 2:51:33
  Testecleese: It's like, as long as you don't believe that, I think that, like, you're actually protecting yourself.
• 2:51:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, oh, by the way, you missed it earlier, Ron.
• 2:51:50
  Testecleese: I brought up earlier how,
• 2:51:53
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez, what was it,
• 2:51:56
  Testecleese: 297 Americans were killed by rifles last year.
• 2:52:02
  Testecleese: That includes, self and or home defense.
• 2:52:06
  Testecleese: Suicides, murders, and hunting accidents, right?
• 2:52:11
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 2:52:13
  Testecleese: In the same year, 2,167 people in the United States died of constipation.
• 2:52:21
  Ron Pascoe: Are you joking, they're giving them shits on it?
• 2:52:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, yeah, so just… just a heads up, being full of shit is more deadly than a rifle.
• 2:52:31
  Ron Pascoe: Fucking, fucking, fucking understand it.
• 2:52:37
  Ron Pascoe: You know, what's disabled.
• 2:52:42
  Testecleese: I don't understand how you get in close to the phone. Are you a fucking antenna? As you get close to the phone, I hear you better.
• 2:52:49
  Ron Pascoe: Neil?
• 2:52:51
  Brian McFadden: Oh my god.
• 2:52:52
  Testecleese: The crazy thing is, it's not the volume, it's the fact that you don't have signal.
• 2:52:57
  Ron Pascoe: You're not… you know what the craziest thing is? In Africa, you're not the biggest death, and there is, in Africa?
• 2:53:02
  Testecleese: It's… it's not the 80s, it was probably not AIDS.
• 2:53:08
  Testecleese: At this point, it might be gun violence, honestly, with the slave trades and the drugs. I don't know, though.
• 2:53:15
  Ron Pascoe: Finitex, I think. I'm pretty sure it was Finitex.
• 2:53:18
  Testecleese: I said, or malaria.
• 2:53:20
  Brian McFadden: Elephant attacks, he said.
• 2:53:23
  Testecleese: Dolphin attacks?
• 2:53:24
  Brian McFadden: Elephant!
• 2:53:25
  Ron Pascoe: I'll be wrong.
• 2:53:26
  Testecleese: Elephant!
• 2:53:28
  Testecleese: Yeah… And it's funny, you might want to say elephants don't attack. I've seen elephants decide it's time.
• 2:53:37
  Testecleese: And what are you gonna do if an elephant decides it's time for you to die?
• 2:53:43
  Ron Pascoe: Run.
• 2:53:44
  Ron Pascoe: You can't run?
• 2:53:46
  Testecleese: I don't know how fast elephants run, and you can say.
• 2:53:49
  Brian McFadden: We know that.
• 2:53:51
  Brian McFadden: They run fast.
• 2:53:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, probably faster than you, right?
• 2:53:54
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:53:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, you know, you could probably turn better than it.
• 2:54:01
  Testecleese: So, none of this zigzag shit, but as it's about to get you, then you turn left, right?
• 2:54:07
  Ron Pascoe: You don't want to experience it up?
• 2:54:12
  Testecleese: We're just like the hippopotamus, dude.
• 2:54:18
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure most people in the world killed by animals is by hippopotami, isn't it?
• 2:54:26
  Testecleese: No, well, anything they see looks like food to them.
• 2:54:31
  Testecleese: And you… what do they weigh, like, 2 tons? Two and a half tons?
• 2:54:38
  Ron Pascoe: But it's so strong, that's kills the right.
• 2:54:43
  Ron Pascoe: People dying on the road.
• 2:54:47
  Testecleese: All I heard was people dying on the road.
• 2:54:50
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, that's one of our biggest killers in Australia.
• 2:54:53
  Ron Pascoe: Who do they mean?
• 2:54:54
  Brian McFadden: The road?
• 2:54:54
  Ron Pascoe: The animals we've got here.
• 2:54:57
  Ron Pascoe: forever at the biggest restaurant.
• 2:55:04
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 2:55:05
  Testecleese: It's funny.
• 2:55:06
  Ron Pascoe: Exactly.
• 2:55:06
  Testecleese: Everyone's always talking about how everything in Australia wants to kill you, and I'm not saying that's not true, but literally everything alive in the world wants to kill you.
• 2:55:16
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 2:55:17
  Testecleese: Right?
• 2:55:17
  Ron Pascoe: See? The thing is, that's right.
• 2:55:20
  Testecleese: Everybody wants to kill you, they want to eat you.
• 2:55:23
  Ron Pascoe: Well, we've got long distance here in Australia, so people drive around…
• 2:55:27
  Testecleese: You don't hear?
• 2:55:27
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, it's No, but what I'm saying, you've got more towns than in between.
• 2:55:33
  Ron Pascoe: Right?
• 2:55:34
  Ron Pascoe: We drive a long distance…
• 2:55:36
  Testecleese: the way you are, honestly.
• 2:55:37
  Ron Pascoe: We drive a long distance before we come to our next town or something, so people are tired, you know, they fall as they go on the cake.
• 2:55:43
  Testecleese: Depends on… like I said, it depends on where you are. If you're in farm country.
• 2:55:48
  Testecleese: It might be one person's property.
• 2:55:51
  Testecleese: For, like, 600 miles.
• 2:55:55
  Testecleese: Depending on where you are, like, Montana!
• 2:55:58
  Testecleese: is fucking enormous. Texas is fucking… In orderta.
• 2:56:05
  Testecleese: You know Texas is bigger than Europe?
• 2:56:10
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 2:56:11
  Ron Pascoe: I love that.
• 2:56:15
  Brian McFadden: Good luck.
• 2:56:17
  Testecleese: It is!
• 2:56:18
  Ron Pascoe: No, no. We'll fix this fogged into my state.
• 2:56:24
  Testecleese: Yeah. And how much bigger… how much bigger than Europe is Australia?
• 2:56:29
  Ron Pascoe: Probably about two and a half times.
• 2:56:31
  Testecleese: Oh, way bigger than that.
• 2:56:33
  Testecleese: Remember, half of what you're thinking of Europe is probably, technically, Asia.
• 2:56:39
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, that's what became Rutney.
• 2:56:51
  Testecleese: I might have to buy you, like, an antenna or something.
• 2:56:54
  Ron Pascoe: I'll look into it quick, guys, and go and get some. But most of Russia is in Asia.
• 2:57:01
  Testecleese: Yes!
• 2:57:02
  Testecleese: That's what I mean, is when I say… when people say Europe, half of what they're referring to as Europe is Asia.
• 2:57:09
  Ron Pascoe: Good.
• 2:57:11
  Testecleese: And Texas is fucking enormous. People don't realize this. Alaska's even bigger!
• 2:57:19
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, well, that's right, too. Alaska's massive.
• 2:57:23
  Testecleese: She's huge!
• 2:57:25
  Testecleese: And it's funny, because Putin, a couple years ago, was like, oh, you want Alaska back? He's like, fuck you! No way we're selling Alaska back to you. He's like, oh, we're gonna take it. He's like, no, you're not. There's so much way on Alaska.
• 2:57:38
  Ron Pascoe: Russia is still part of North America, too, isn't it?
• 2:57:41
  Ron Pascoe: Because Russia's right next to Alaska.
• 2:57:46
  Ron Pascoe: Pottery, you have to build…
• 2:57:47
  Testecleese: It's still… it's the Asian Continental Plate.
• 2:57:52
  Testecleese: They just come… it comes close to the North American plate, way up north by the, Arctic Circle.
• 2:58:00
  Ron Pascoe: And, western church.
• 2:58:04
  Testecleese: Shit again.
• 2:58:05
  Ron Pascoe: Thank you, Roger.
• 2:58:07
  Ron Pascoe: Plus, you can even show the last time.
• 2:58:13
  Ron Pascoe: Can you see rational on a clear day?
• 2:58:18
  Testecleese: From certain parts of Alaska, you can see Russia.
• 2:58:22
  Testecleese: Yes?
• 2:58:23
  Testecleese: And it's funny, because SNL made a joke about Sarah Palin saying that, and she never actually said that.
• 2:58:29
  Testecleese: But yes, from parts of Alaska, you can see Russia.
• 2:58:34
  Ron Pascoe: That's on the hide.
• 2:58:38
  Brian McFadden: Take over sharing.
• 2:58:45
  Testecleese: And I think there's at least one more of these I wanted to…
• 2:58:49
  Testecleese: One more reason I want to talk about.
• 2:58:51
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 2:58:52
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 2:58:56
  Ron Pascoe: This broad New York.
• 2:58:59
  Testecleese: Quabo shared this, you see this?
• 2:59:03
  Testecleese: this lawyer in New York City.
• 2:59:06
  Testecleese: is suing the IRS, saying her golden retriever
• 2:59:11
  Testecleese: She'd be counted as a dependent.
• 2:59:14
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:59:17
  Testecleese: Well, then we're all fucked.
• 2:59:18
  Testecleese: No one's ever gonna pay tax again, because you got 12 pets, right?
• 2:59:22
  Brian McFadden: I got 4 cats, I'd love to… and 7 chickens, I'd love to have them all dependents.
• 2:59:28
  Testecleese: Yes, because you don't want to pay tax.
• 2:59:30
  Brian McFadden: Right. But at the same time, you didn't have to get these things.
• 2:59:34
  Testecleese: You bought them, they're not children's!
• 2:59:37
  Testecleese: Right?
• 2:59:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:59:43
  Testecleese: Anyway, man, it's just…
• 2:59:45
  Ron Pascoe: Shit's out of control.
• 2:59:46
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 2:59:47
  Testecleese: We figured it out, but I.
• 2:59:52
  Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, that's nice and loud!
• 2:59:56
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Alright, my new headphones fixed it somehow.
• 3:00:02
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Be our shit.
• 3:00:04
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Paint it?