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The Mother of Demons · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:03
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• 0:08
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Who are fake dudes?
• 0:11
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• 0:15
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  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
• 0:26
  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 302 of The Jeffrey and Brian Show. I am Jeffrey.
• 0:31
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
• 0:33
  Testecleese: And we're just you guys drinking some beers, talking what's going on.
• 0:36
  Testecleese: seems like, in general, Charlie Kirk has overwhelmed the news cycle lately. I'm sure you've noticed the same thing.
• 0:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 0:46
  Testecleese: But… Well… There's always other stuff going on.
• 0:51
  Testecleese: People easily get caught in cycles of stuff, but…
• 0:55
  Testecleese: For example, John Bolton, that was just, raided recently.
• 1:00
  Testecleese: Apparently, they found a whole bunch of, classified documents in his house.
• 1:04
  Brian McFadden: Big surprise.
• 1:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, wasn't he one of the big guys pushing the stuff on Trump?
• 1:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:13
  Testecleese: It just…
• 1:17
  Testecleese: That's exactly what Trump tried to say, was like, people take this stuff home, that's what they do.
• 1:21
  Testecleese: And that's what everyone tried to explain, is what happens, and they're like, oh no, it's illegal. I said, well, you guys are all doing it, too.
• 1:27
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:29
  Testecleese: And Trump was president when he did it. He could declassify this stuff. Yeah. John Bolton nor, Biden could.
• 1:37
  Brian McFadden: They don't have the authority, when they were vice president, or…
• 1:42
  Brian McFadden: Bolton was UN Secretary, wasn't he?
• 1:45
  Testecleese: Was that what he was?
• 1:47
  Brian McFadden: I don't remember.
• 1:50
  Testecleese: I remember he was too powerful, anyway, he was a warhawk.
• 1:56
  Testecleese: So, So, the board come out, I think it was just today.
• 2:02
  Testecleese: There were 275 plainclothes agents.
• 2:07
  Testecleese: from the FBI at the gym, 6, in the crowds.
• 2:12
  Testecleese: This is exactly what everyone has been talking about, especially…
• 2:16
  Testecleese: the No Agenda show, call everyone feds and spooks, right?
• 2:21
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:22
  Testecleese: Like, this is exactly what everyone was saying, what happened, like, oh, you're out of your mind, just like that, what was his name, Ray Epps?
• 2:28
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:31
  Testecleese: I just… and they go, and this stuff trickles out, you know, years later.
• 2:37
  Testecleese: And by the time that information comes out, it's worthless in the argument, because people are still…
• 2:42
  Testecleese: people still point and say, look, the right wing is so violent. It's like, what have they done?
• 2:47
  Testecleese: You know, when was the last time they did anything? They were born on January 6th. I'm like, first of all, that was a while ago.
• 2:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Second of all, it wasn't nearly as violent as you make it… you want it sound.
• 2:58
  Brian McFadden: No, the Black Lives Matter riots were more violent than that was.
• 3:04
  Brian McFadden: Most of the people came into… most of the people that came into the Capitol building came in peacefully, escorted by police, and some of them just prayed and left.
• 3:13
  Brian McFadden: And they were all arrested the same way, and treated like terrorists.
• 3:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, and held, you know, without trial in some cases for… yours is out.
• 3:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, and to the point that they would just pardon, like, just go home, this is ridiculous.
• 3:30
  Testecleese: And Peter Strzok, I knew I knew that name.
• 3:33
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 3:34
  Testecleese: I'm guessing he was, BI agent, or high up, probably, probably not just a standard agent, I can'.
• 3:41
  Brian McFadden: Who's in charge of the investigation?
• 3:44
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 3:45
  Testecleese: To, like, an agent in charge or something.
• 3:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he was in charge of, let me find it here…
• 3:52
  Testecleese: I know I know that name, it must have something to do.
• 3:54
  Brian McFadden: He was in charge of the… He was leading the Crossfire Hurricane investigation.
• 4:00
  Testecleese: That's where…
• 4:01
  Brian McFadden: In the Trump campaign in Russia.
• 4:04
  Testecleese: And he was sending out…
• 4:07
  Brian McFadden: Text messages, you know… About it.
• 4:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, he got fired, anyway, when Trump… shortly after Trump took office, and he sued.
• 4:18
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 4:19
  Testecleese: And he just lost that, in a court.
• 4:22
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 4:23
  Testecleese: And as we were saying, right before we hit
• 4:25
  Testecleese: go live. All three of our follow-ups this week are FBI stories.
• 4:33
  Testecleese: Something that's evolved, or… come to fruition.
• 4:40
  Testecleese: I… I don't know if that… That was just coincidence.
• 4:45
  Testecleese: But, I don't know, we heard we might be seeing,
• 4:48
  Testecleese: Arrest by the end of summer.
• 4:51
  Testecleese: And this is what they said, you know, when Trump took office.
• 4:54
  Testecleese: And if that's the case, then that, between…
• 4:58
  Testecleese: Bolton and, what's his name now? Comey? Cuomo? Comey?
• 5:03
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 5:04
  Testecleese: Comer? I don't know. So many of these guys are the same, yeah, same frickin' last names.
• 5:11
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 5:13
  Testecleese: Fuckin'… Another subway rider, train rider, got stabbed in the neck by someone walking by.
• 5:21
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 5:23
  Testecleese: What… what is going on in this world, dude?
• 5:26
  Brian McFadden: I'm not sure.
• 5:29
  Brian McFadden: It's almost not safe to leave your house after dark anymore.
• 5:33
  Testecleese: sheesh, New York City Subway, rider… never heard the term strap hanger before, I actually looked it up.
• 5:39
  Brian McFadden: That's when they're hanging on to the… the… the thing hanging down, isn't it?
• 5:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, I just never heard it called a strap hanger before.
• 5:48
  Testecleese: And… Boston subway, we had, like a pole, like a bar you held onto.
• 5:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they've got those too, but then there's straps for the people that can't get to a bar.
• 6:00
  Testecleese: Oh, okay.
• 6:01
  Testecleese: Geez, that's too many people on the train.
• 6:05
  Testecleese: But jeez, yeah, just…
• 6:06
  Testecleese: Stabs this person in the neck, once, twice in the shoulder or chest or something.
• 6:13
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 6:13
  Testecleese: Last I saw this person was still alive.
• 6:16
  Testecleese: I haven't seen an update in days, so I don't know what happened.
• 6:20
  Testecleese: At the end of it, but there you go.
• 6:25
  Testecleese: okay, so you see this Tylenol shit going on, dude?
• 6:29
  Brian McFadden: Yep, Trump started it.
• 6:32
  Testecleese: Trump started it.
• 6:35
  Testecleese: what was it? The, the Food and Drug Administration put out that there might be a link between acetaminophen in pregnancy and autism.
• 6:43
  Brian McFadden: Trump ran with it.
• 6:44
  Testecleese: That's fine.
• 6:46
  Testecleese: But to prove Trump wrong, because he's not a doctor.
• 6:49
  Testecleese: It's like, well, first of all, neither are you, lady.
• 6:52
  Testecleese: And they went and filmed themselves, like, chugging Tylenol, and they're pregnant.
• 6:59
  Testecleese: And… Ty own all the company.
• 7:02
  Testecleese: In 2017, put out, like, we don't recommend taking any of our products if you're breaking.
• 7:09
  Testecleese: But this is just crazy, dude. Like, why would you go…
• 7:12
  Testecleese: to prove Trump wrong, and the team of doctors who've been doing a study for a decade.
• 7:19
  Testecleese: You hate yourself and your future baby so much.
• 7:23
  Testecleese: Right. You know what I mean? You put yourself at risk, unnecessary risk, to prove Trump wrong, which this doesn't prove anything, anyway.
• 7:32
  Testecleese: Dear God, what's the matter with people?
• 7:40
  Testecleese: I don't… I just don't understand how you could be…
• 7:42
  Testecleese: So full of hate, and still get by every day without blowing something up.
• 7:47
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 7:49
  Brian McFadden: I did see that, there was a, tylenol was hiding evidence.
• 7:57
  Brian McFadden: It's about this link, too, in another article.
• 8:01
  Testecleese: Yes, actually, I believe it's the one right under this.
• 8:03
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 8:03
  Testecleese: One of the makers admitted it… admitted in private to somebody.
• 8:08
  Testecleese: That they had a pretty good idea that this was happening back in 2018.
• 8:15
  Testecleese: Which is a year after Tylenol said, don't take our products when you're pregnant.
• 8:19
  Brian McFadden: And I know I just saw… I was listening to the No Agenda show today at work, and they had, RFK Jr. doing a clip, saying that
• 8:29
  Brian McFadden: There's nobody his age that has autism.
• 8:35
  Brian McFadden: This is a younger generation thing, it's gotta be caused by something…
• 8:40
  Brian McFadden: That's happening now, compared to how it was when he was growing up.
• 8:44
  Testecleese: Maybe, but in the 60s, we just called him the Weird Kid.
• 8:49
  Testecleese: Right?
• 8:51
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 8:52
  Testecleese: Well, they're either the weird guy that, like, didn't hang out with people, or the loner who didn't hang out with people.
• 8:58
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 9:00
  Testecleese: They're saying, just because he didn't have, necessarily a neighbor didn't mean it didn't exist.
• 9:05
  Testecleese: I've blown up since then.
• 9:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 9:09
  Testecleese: And yeah, if it's as something as simple as Tylenol.
• 9:13
  Brian McFadden: And peanut allergies, what the fuck's up with them?
• 9:16
  Brian McFadden: Everybody's allergic to peanuts now.
• 9:18
  Testecleese: That's because people are vo… okay. A couple people were allergic to peanuts, and everyone freaked out. So, nobody touched peanuts anymore. Now, everyone's allergic to it, because they've never had a peanut in their life, until they're, like, 7 years old.
• 9:31
  Brian McFadden: I probably had peanuts tonight, I think so.
• 9:34
  Testecleese: I… oh my god, peanut butter's, like, the most delicious thing on the planet.
• 9:37
  Brian McFadden: I know, I put it on the waffles.
• 9:39
  Testecleese: Oh, ew.
• 9:40
  Testecleese: Peanut butter is so disgusting.
• 9:42
  Brian McFadden: This is like a Reese's peanut butter cup. Peanut butter and syrup, man, you can't go wrong.
• 9:45
  Testecleese: Sure, if that's how you roll with it. I personally like them on… like, peanut butter on my bagels.
• 9:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that'd be good, too.
• 9:53
  Testecleese: It soaks down into it, you know what I mean?
• 9:56
  Testecleese: And it stays all melty, so you always drink it when you bite into your, mmm…
• 10:03
  Testecleese: Shit, I got half a pizza upstairs, I'm not gonna be able to have bagels tonight.
• 10:10
  Testecleese: But yeah, now there's a link, some kind of study that just came out, that apparently is linking,
• 10:18
  Testecleese: It says vaccines, but it's not fair, because it took people that have been vaccinated with, like, the recommended everything.
• 10:24
  Testecleese: And then people that weren't.
• 10:28
  Testecleese: Like, they're not vaccinated against everything, and it's not all vaccines that may be doing something.
• 10:33
  Testecleese: But it's leading to higher chronic disease, like asthma and stuff like that.
• 10:39
  Testecleese: The people that have had, like, the whole panel of vaccines versus… None.
• 10:44
  Testecleese: Which I found very interesting.
• 10:47
  Testecleese: Shoot, asthma inhalers used to be a joke.
• 10:53
  Testecleese: in the 80s, in, like, TV shows and movies, you know, like, the unathletic Kid.
• 10:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 10:58
  Testecleese: And now you friggin'… you look around and see what's, like.
• 11:02
  Testecleese: 10% of the population's gotten an inhaler, you know?
• 11:06
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 11:09
  Testecleese: Oh, just tough to think about. You know, maybe the natural air is good for you, too, sometimes.
• 11:15
  Brian McFadden: Well, that was bad during COVID.
• 11:18
  Testecleese: It turns out they made up the 6-foot thing anyway.
• 11:22
  Brian McFadden: They made up a lot of shit during COVID.
• 11:25
  Testecleese: They did, and did you see a… well, actually, I think it's in here about…
• 11:28
  Testecleese: whatever, we'll… whatever, we'll get to it. But it was about the, YouTube unbanning a bunch of people that the Biden administration…
• 11:36
  Brian McFadden: Forced YouTube to ban.
• 11:39
  Testecleese: Which is crazy, because I've already seen a couple guys that disappeared during COVID come back, like, holy crap!
• 11:48
  Testecleese: But anyway, yeah, back on topic, so… You guys…
• 11:51
  Brian McFadden: Oh, Lord, it was a busy week down here in the Hampton area.
• 11:56
  Testecleese: And not just Hampton, like, half my newsfeed was, like, Virginia politics anyway.
• 12:01
  Brian McFadden: Right, well, we got a governor's election going on.
• 12:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, while you have the whole trans thing going up in the northern counties, it's really hitting national spotlights with what you guys… what's gonna happen with your gubernatorial race here.
• 12:14
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 12:16
  Testecleese: Which, by the way, I've heard that early voting has gone very well for the Republican.
• 12:20
  Brian McFadden: I'm gonna go early, though, probably next week.
• 12:23
  Testecleese: Because it's already officially opened, right?
• 12:25
  Brian McFadden: Yes, it is.
• 12:25
  Testecleese: A couple… couple days.
• 12:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 12:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it opened up, like, Friday of last week, so… I started… I like doing the in-person early voting.
• 12:35
  Testecleese: I like in-person voting.
• 12:38
  Brian McFadden: Well, yeah, I do too, and…
• 12:39
  Testecleese: goes wrong, something bad happens, and then all of a sudden I missed my chance to vote, you know?
• 12:44
  Brian McFadden: Right, yeah, and I like the… I like the… we didn't used to have in-person early voting, you used to have to do the absentee ballot by the mail. I don't trust the mail service, so…
• 12:54
  Brian McFadden: I like to go in person and, you know, show my ID and get my ballot and vote.
• 13:01
  Testecleese: Gotcha, gotcha. Did Guapo get a new camera or a new phone or something?
• 13:06
  Brian McFadden: Holy…
• 13:07
  Testecleese: He's muted, too.
• 13:09
  Brian McFadden: What the fuck!
• 13:12
  Brian McFadden: Hugo must have bought a new laptop!
• 13:15
  Brian McFadden: And now we see his kitchen.
• 13:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm guessing… I'm guessing he's using his phone instead of his laptop.
• 13:21
  Testecleese: But he's still muted at that. I got a feeling he's trying to talk to us.
• 13:25
  Brian McFadden: He doesn't know what he's doing.
• 13:28
  Testecleese: Alright. Anyway…
• 13:31
  Brian McFadden: It's working out the glitches.
• 13:34
  Testecleese: You guys have been a busy… News cycle there.
• 13:37
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 13:39
  Testecleese: what happened there, it was at the Coliseum, it was a fish concert for me.
• 13:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, there was a 3-day fish concert. People were camping out in the parking lot, and
• 13:49
  Brian McFadden: There was a bunch… there was one… there was an argument in the vendor tents area, and one person ended up dying from it, and two were injured from stabbings.
• 14:01
  Testecleese: At a fish concert.
• 14:02
  Brian McFadden: At a fish concert.
• 14:05
  Testecleese: Nice.
• 14:06
  Brian McFadden: You wouldn't think that would happen at a fish concert.
• 14:09
  Testecleese: At the vendors tend to back, it's like, free love, man.
• 14:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. How much… they weren't smoking enough weed, they weren't passing enough, you know, acid around, and stuff like that, mushrooms.
• 14:20
  Brian McFadden: There weren't enough good drugs going around, apparently.
• 14:24
  Testecleese: They only had the expensive drugs, and nobody wanted to pay for it, because they were a bunch of poor hippies.
• 14:29
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 14:31
  Brian McFadden: And then,
• 14:33
  Brian McFadden: at Royal Farms, down… it's close to the border of Hampton and Newport News, in the Hampton
• 14:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's a great…
• 14:40
  Testecleese: Grocery store, right?
• 14:41
  Brian McFadden: No, it's a gas station like Wawa.
• 14:44
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, okay.
• 14:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's a convenience store. The police officer went in to get a cup of coffee at, like, 4 in the morning, and walked in on a robbery in progress.
• 14:53
  Brian McFadden: So he shot the armed robber, and…
• 14:57
  Brian McFadden: The robber's accomplice fled on foot.
• 15:02
  Testecleese: Oh, well…
• 15:02
  Brian McFadden: And I'm thinking, I mean, I'm pretty sure that all these places that are open 24 hours probably have the same policies as 7-Eleven.
• 15:09
  Brian McFadden: There's probably less than $20 in their cash register at all times.
• 15:14
  Brian McFadden: At 4 o'clock in the morning.
• 15:16
  Testecleese: That's the idea, but that's not always the way it works. But yeah, 4 o'clock in the morning, you try to keep as little cash as possible, so if you get robbed, there's nothing to take.
• 15:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 15:25
  Testecleese: The rest of it's in a safe, yeah.
• 15:27
  Brian McFadden: This person ended up… I think they ended up dying.
• 15:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, you just went and got yourself shot over, what, 60 bucks?
• 15:36
  Brian McFadden: Maybe. Is that.
• 15:39
  Brian McFadden: And then last night, or the night… was it last night? No, it was Wednesday night. There was a shooting at the 7-Eleven, right outside of my neighborhood.
• 15:52
  Testecleese: Alright, I'm trying to think which one it is.
• 15:55
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 15:56
  Testecleese: Have you… do you turn right or left on the… when you get up to the main road?
• 16:01
  Brian McFadden: It's right across the road, it's next to Hardee's.
• 16:05
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, okay.
• 16:06
  Brian McFadden: You might not have been there when you lived down here, but yeah, there's a 7-Eleven on the corner next to Hardee's now.
• 16:12
  Brian McFadden: And, that person ended up dying.
• 16:17
  Testecleese: Jeez.
• 16:18
  Brian McFadden: And they think it was gang-related.
• 16:20
  Testecleese: Oh, terrific! Right there, in your neighborhood.
• 16:23
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 16:25
  Testecleese: Tell me, Brian, you need to… you could sell insurance online.
• 16:29
  Brian McFadden: I do sell insurance online.
• 16:31
  Testecleese: There you go, so why don't you go live somewhere safer?
• 16:37
  Testecleese: Tell me, man, come out here, we'll get you a place, maybe on the other side.
• 16:41
  Brian McFadden: You and my mother-in-law. You and your compound.
• 16:47
  Testecleese: And we'll drink a bunch of beers, smoke a bunch of pot, and shoot shit.
• 16:52
  Brian McFadden: Nowhere to go! He just got it all figured out!
• 16:56
  Brian McFadden: He's unmuted.
• 16:57
  El Guapo: Yeah, I can hear you guys.
• 16:59
  Brian McFadden: But you got a new camera?
• 17:02
  El Guapo: I had a new cell phone because my old one broke.
• 17:05
  Brian McFadden: Okay, so you had to upgrade, finally.
• 17:07
  El Guapo: Yeah, by… not by choice, but… by accident.
• 17:13
  Testecleese: That, your… that kitchen, I can hear that echoing from that kitchen.
• 17:18
  El Guapo: I know, I was trying to connect my Bluetooth to it, but it doesn't seem to want to work.
• 17:25
  Testecleese: Oh, that's unfortunate. Oh well. It's not that bad anyway.
• 17:28
  El Guapo: My old cell phone, you can hook up, my little headphone set.
• 17:32
  El Guapo: And I still like analog things, you know? I don't like too much technology, because people can't tap into it, you know, stuff like that.
• 17:43
  Testecleese: This here, dude. This plugs into my C-Type for my phone.
• 17:47
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 17:48
  Testecleese: And as an auxiliary plug for headphones on the other side, so I can plug headphones in through my charging port.
• 17:54
  El Guapo: probably I got one on those, I don't know where, but… Anyways.
• 17:58
  Testecleese: I'm saying it's covered in Andy more than once.
• 18:00
  El Guapo: Dude, I've been having a horrible week, dude. I came in on Tuesday.
• 18:04
  El Guapo: And my Wi-Fi thing is… routers…
• 18:07
  El Guapo: I don't know what the hell's going on, so I had to get a new one.
• 18:10
  El Guapo: Then I have to pay money on that to get a new one, and now I don't get it until Sunday.
• 18:16
  Testecleese: Why do you need to… why do you need to buy her a new router?
• 18:19
  El Guapo: It doesn't work. It's just blinking.
• 18:22
  Brian McFadden: Did you buy the router from the cable company?
• 18:26
  El Guapo: No. I'm renting mine, so if something happens to it, I just turn it in, they give me a new one. Yeah, they rebuild it.
• 18:32
  Testecleese: Ship you back the old one. Ship you back another one.
• 18:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, no, but I don't want to rent that, just because in the long run, I pay less.
• 18:40
  Brian McFadden: Okay, so you bought it, so eventually when it dies, you're stuck buying another one.
• 18:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, but it doesn't happen, like, every other 4 or 5 years, you know.
• 18:49
  Testecleese: Shit, my, internet company must be freaking awesome, because they own the router.
• 18:54
  Testecleese: It cost me zero… it cost me zero dollars.
• 18:57
  El Guapo: Oh, so, dude, I would check your bill, because sometimes I sneak in there, like, you didn't even notice, you know?
• 19:03
  Testecleese: No, I objected, I'm just saying they just don't charge us for it. But, we have to send that one in.
• 19:08
  Testecleese: And there might have been a core charge at the beginning.
• 19:11
  El Guapo: Yeah. You know what I mean? That you, like, get back when you return it, but…
• 19:14
  Testecleese: Even if they're doing an update, upgrade, they'll send us one, we just mail back the old one.
• 19:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 19:21
  Testecleese: Anyway… Different companies, different states, different regulations.
• 19:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think with my Verizon router.
• 19:28
  Brian McFadden: I'm… I don't care, I don't think I'm renting it. I know I'm… I know I get the Wi-Fi extender for free, I'm not sure about the router, so…
• 19:36
  Testecleese: And can you, just buy your own? Do you have to buy theirs to work?
• 19:39
  Brian McFadden: No, you can buy your own. You can buy your own.
• 19:42
  Testecleese: So you can go, like, buy a third party, and it'll still work to send a signal everywhere?
• 19:47
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 19:48
  Testecleese: Oh, there you go. That means you can do all sorts of different stuff if you want to, I suppose.
• 19:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but I kinda like… I like the fact… I mean, I know I'm paying more in the long run, but I know if something happens to it while I'm renting it.
• 19:59
  Brian McFadden: if I'm renting it, I don't know, I'd have to look at the bill for sure, but I can just call them up and say, hey, this fucking thing died, send me a new one. Let me go into the Verizon VIO store and pick up another one.
• 20:11
  Testecleese: And through the 4 days it's gonna take to show up, I want my bill to reflect that I didn't have service those days.
• 20:19
  El Guapo: No, like, I had Cox one time, and, like, the…
• 20:22
  El Guapo: the disconnected cable, and they're like, oh, it must be your router, you have to buy the new one. Like, no. So I bought a new one.
• 20:30
  El Guapo: Just put it together, like, no, it's not okay, but something's going on with you guys' side.
• 20:35
  El Guapo: So, it was actually their side, the fixing stuff, like,
• 20:39
  Brian McFadden: So they gave you credit.
• 20:41
  El Guapo: Huh?
• 20:42
  Brian McFadden: Until you got money back.
• 20:43
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, no, this is like, I returned the old one, but, yeah, it was their side that was fucking up.
• 20:49
  El Guapo: But, I just don't… I try and… I do, like, I try to wiggle with them, you know, if they piss me off, I tell them, like, hey, you pissed me off, I could go to Starlink.
• 20:59
  El Guapo: Some of the same pocket prize, you know?
• 21:01
  Brian McFadden: So you got Starlink now?
• 21:04
  El Guapo: But that's my, like, little to-go thing to go if, to piss me off.
• 21:11
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 21:13
  El Guapo: Wow.
• 21:15
  Testecleese: What else is going on in Virginia Brian?
• 21:18
  Brian McFadden: All kinds of shit.
• 21:20
  Brian McFadden: Let me find the document again.
• 21:23
  Testecleese: You need too much stuff over at your desktop, don't you?
• 21:27
  Brian McFadden: We've got, Virginia Beach Schools of,
• 21:31
  Brian McFadden: Say they face a $250,000 bill, An unpaid meal debt.
• 21:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, because they're like, oh, every kid can get a meal for free, so guess what's gonna happen? Every kid's gonna fucking eat there.
• 21:46
  El Guapo: You know?
• 21:47
  Testecleese: Well, I paid for lunch.
• 21:49
  Testecleese: when I went to school, but, I mean, it was only a dollar.
• 21:53
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, you can buy, buy lunch discounted, or…
• 21:56
  El Guapo: Every kid, it's for free now, and I bet your fucking kids take a bite out or something, like.
• 22:00
  Brian McFadden: No, they don't. I mean, some… some… not all cities do that in Virginia.
• 22:05
  El Guapo: The Virginia Beach is the only one that does it. That's why they fucking put $250,000 in debt.
• 22:13
  El Guapo: You know, so…
• 22:14
  Testecleese: West Virginia.
• 22:15
  El Guapo: Like, huh?
• 22:16
  Testecleese: West Virginia is doing free breakfast and lunch for all the kids, and you can bring your own food and still get… but that's also something that was budgeted into the program, and they didn't just expect the schools to pull cash out of their ass and feed every kid, you know what I mean?
• 22:33
  El Guapo: Yeah. Well, they need to figure out this shit, because…
• 22:37
  Testecleese: And in particular, West Virginia, though, there's so much poverty.
• 22:41
  Testecleese: That they just put into the school program.
• 22:44
  Testecleese: And, you know, they even do dinner if the students are there that late in the day.
• 22:52
  Testecleese: Oof.
• 22:53
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 22:57
  Testecleese: Northrop Grumman is gonna be building a facility out here in West Virginia.
• 23:02
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 23:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's gonna create a bunch of jobs, but…
• 23:07
  Testecleese: They, in particular, it's a 113,000 square foot
• 23:13
  Testecleese: Facility, like, plant they're looking to build.
• 23:16
  Testecleese: And it's supposed to allow for the expanded production to meet the surging demand for advanced weapons, including the U.S. Navy's Advanced Anti-Radiation Guided Missile Extended Range. It's a high-speed extended-range air-to-ground missile.
• 23:30
  Testecleese: why we have, a surging demand.
• 23:38
  Testecleese: For advanced weapons, right now.
• 23:40
  Brian McFadden: Rain.
• 23:42
  Testecleese: We're not at war on Ukraine.
• 23:44
  Brian McFadden: Well, we're selling the weapons, the NATO, and they're giving them to Ukraine.
• 23:50
  Testecleese: No, we're not. We're selling that on our old stockpile.
• 23:54
  Testecleese: And we're… okay, so that's what it is, we're replacing our old stockpile with new modern weapons as we hand off our old stuff to Ukraine.
• 24:02
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 24:04
  Testecleese: Alright. Alright, well, I mean, I guess if we have to replenish our weapon stockpile, may as well make it modern, I suppose.
• 24:12
  Testecleese: And realistically, this sounds like the excuse we had for giving Ukraine weapons in the first place is an excuse to get… clear out the old stuff, almost sounds like.
• 24:21
  Brian McFadden: Well, you didn't get a job there.
• 24:23
  Testecleese: It's probably not gonna be anywhere near me. It's probably gonna be somewhere near… near a city, but not in the city.
• 24:29
  Testecleese: But still, you know what I mean?
• 24:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 24:32
  Testecleese: Like, somewhere out in the middle of nowhere, but it's not a 6-hour drive for everybody.
• 24:38
  Testecleese: But that's not like a lot of high-paying jobs.
• 24:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's always a good thing, yeah.
• 24:46
  Testecleese: You know, if weapons are gonna be made anyway.
• 24:48
  Testecleese: Why? And someone's gonna get paid, why not the people that live here?
• 24:54
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 24:56
  Testecleese: Alright, there goes Guapo.
• 24:59
  Brian McFadden: Like, we lost them again?
• 25:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's what it looks like. He's… every time he tries to let go of his phone, it friggin' flips him sideways, and it's… I guess it's driving him nuts.
• 25:10
  Testecleese: I'm wondering if this,
• 25:14
  Testecleese: The shooting of Charlie Kirk was like a green light for the wackadoos on the left.
• 25:21
  Testecleese: It just seems like, I don't know…
• 25:27
  Testecleese: Maybe 6, 7 years ago, the Democrats would have called it dog whistling.
• 25:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 25:34
  Testecleese: Haven't heard that word in a while, huh?
• 25:36
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 25:38
  Testecleese: But you got people that are, like, logical, saying we need, you know, some unity, we need to, like, pull our heads out of our asses, take a step back.
• 25:47
  Testecleese: Why are people doing that?
• 25:49
  Testecleese: And, A lot of people leaving the left saying exactly the same stuff over this.
• 25:56
  Testecleese: But a lot of people are getting ripped apart for saying this kind of stuff, and, like, losing support, and… shoot, they tried to get Chris Pratt.
• 26:05
  Testecleese: fired from the Marvel movies, Because, like, he was upset that Charlotte Kirk was murdered.
• 26:13
  El Guapo: I probably was a follower.
• 26:15
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 26:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, a whole bunch of people were talking trash.
• 26:19
  Testecleese: And it's like, you guys know who this guy is, you know he's a, you know, a man of faith.
• 26:24
  El Guapo: Dude, I honestly think people are idiots, dude, because you can go listen to yourself, like, what they say, and then just take somebody else's word for it.
• 26:34
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing, is they're just misquoting them.
• 26:38
  Testecleese: Completely.
• 26:39
  Testecleese: Clearly, intentionally, and sometimes just making stuff up, like with Stephen King. We're saying how.
• 26:45
  El Guapo: Oh, shit.
• 26:45
  Testecleese: The gay should be stoned to death. I'm like, when did he ever say that? He's like, oh, my bad, guys.
• 26:52
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's like… I guess I just wanna be the…
• 26:57
  El Guapo: Hey, look at me, and may your attention, you know?
• 27:01
  Testecleese: I think they're trying to justify it.
• 27:04
  Testecleese: Because he was a bad guy, and he was a Nazi, and who cares if a Nazi died?
• 27:09
  El Guapo: Right.
• 27:09
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 27:10
  Testecleese: But they didn't kill him because he's a Nazi, they called him a Nazi so they could kill him.
• 27:14
  El Guapo: Yeah. -Oh, AirDot. I read that for you.
• 27:19
  Testecleese: It's a good one, isn't it, D?
• 27:21
  El Guapo: Yeah, I know.
• 27:24
  Testecleese: But yeah, have you noticed how these guys aren't sharing any of the source content when they're quoting Charlie Kirk? Like, this makes him look like a bad guy?
• 27:32
  El Guapo: Yeah, look awesome.
• 27:34
  El Guapo: I was listening to this video that I really like.
• 27:38
  El Guapo: And… they tried to get, like, what he was saying, stuff like that, but he never went to the video, he got from somebody else, what they ever say, like, you're a fucking idiot, dude, like, I like you as a comedian, but you got no fucking brain, dude.
• 27:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, you need the actual material, or else you… for all you know, everyone has lied along the way.
• 28:01
  Testecleese: people would lie to me. It's like, well, you're about to do the same thing, and you don't know.
• 28:04
  El Guapo: Yeah. Yeah.
• 28:07
  El Guapo: And, you know what, that's another thing too, like, it's hard to say, but, you know, when the white girl got stabbed in the train?
• 28:13
  El Guapo: And if they cut it, you know, like, I want to see the video, I want to see this actually happen, like, to make sure this actually happened, not just somebody's words for it, you know?
• 28:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, why? What's the matter with…
• 28:26
  Testecleese: That's the crazy thing, is they're trying to act all, like, high and muddy, like, I'm the better person than all you. It's like, no, you're a bad per- you're cheering on murder and calling for more. You are the bad guy.
• 28:38
  El Guapo: Because they justify the killing of people, you know, like, you know, like, punch a Nazi, you know? Like, whoever you call a Nazi, that's… that's it, you know?
• 28:49
  El Guapo: I got called a colonizer, I don't know if I should worry about that.
• 28:56
  El Guapo: I was like, okay, cool, thanks, I guess, I don't know.
• 29:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, I think we should get along… I think we should go find a big stash of dictionaries pre-20…
• 29:07
  Testecleese: 15.
• 29:08
  Testecleese: And make everybody look up the words, like, fascism and Nazi.
• 29:13
  El Guapo: Oh, okay.
• 29:13
  Testecleese: I mean, a misogynist, like, what is a misogynist, okay? Or a narcissist?
• 29:18
  El Guapo: Correctly.
• 29:19
  El Guapo: Narcissist, oh my god, that was a big one.
• 29:22
  El Guapo: Like, people that call narcissistic to another person, they're actually narcissists themselves, you know? They don't even realize what it means.
• 29:30
  Testecleese: Or chauvinist, everyone misuses that.
• 29:33
  El Guapo: I haven't heard that one out yet. Not that many people use it.
• 29:38
  Testecleese: For some reason, people think it means, like, same thing as, like, misogynist. Like, no, if you actually look the word up, it means, like, a lover of your country.
• 29:45
  El Guapo: A what?
• 29:46
  Testecleese: It means you're a lover of your country, like a patriot.
• 29:49
  El Guapo: A shovel this?
• 29:49
  Testecleese: That's the word… yeah, chauvinist, that's what it actually means.
• 29:52
  El Guapo: I thought I was like, oh, I was thinking, I'm getting confused with, snowboarding.
• 29:58
  El Guapo: Like, you like to brag about yourself?
• 30:01
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 30:02
  El Guapo: feminism.
• 30:04
  El Guapo: I think that's a worthwhile.
• 30:05
  Testecleese: Anyway, the Jimmy Kimmel thing lasted a little while.
• 30:11
  Testecleese: They didn't say he was kicked off, though, they didn't say they were shutting his show down, just so everyone could take a step back.
• 30:18
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 30:19
  Testecleese: But it was interesting, because he'd only owned certain areas the first couple nights, because only one of the companies was gonna do it, I guess.
• 30:27
  El Guapo: Sinclair in the next star.
• 30:29
  Brian McFadden: No, they're the one that blocked it.
• 30:31
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 30:32
  Testecleese: We're both on board now.
• 30:34
  El Guapo: Oh, are they?
• 30:35
  Testecleese: Yep.
• 30:38
  Brian McFadden: I only heard Sinclair, I didn't hear that the Nexstar was on board now.
• 30:41
  Testecleese: Alright, I got it in the… right in the stomach, about halfway down. Let me highlight it for you.
• 30:50
  El Guapo: But, I guess the…
• 30:51
  Testecleese: I'll wear it next to her.
• 30:52
  El Guapo: engagement.
• 30:52
  Brian McFadden: Kimball band after, sidelining a host of the Charlie Kirk controversy. Why'd they end their ban?
• 30:59
  Testecleese: Probably because some fucking nutjob went up and shot up the ABC affiliate studios in, California.
• 31:08
  Testecleese: Terrorism.
• 31:09
  Brian McFadden: When did that happen?
• 31:12
  Testecleese: A couple… last week?
• 31:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, and here we go.
• 31:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, they, they arrested him, right? Then they let him go.
• 31:20
  Testecleese: The local cops let him go.
• 31:24
  El Guapo: Oh, the FBI caught him on that.
• 31:26
  Testecleese: Then the FBI went and re-arrested him, like, no, no, this is an act of terrorism. You're not just gonna go home and be told to come back to jail in a month… two, three months, you know?
• 31:36
  Testecleese: But yeah, dude, like, this dude, he went and he shot 3 rounds into the ABC studios.
• 31:42
  Testecleese: Right there on, like… and it's not even, like, when they're actually filming shit.
• 31:46
  Brian McFadden: You know how hard it is to get a gun in California? It's like Massachusetts.
• 31:50
  Brian McFadden: They've got strict gun laws there.
• 31:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, I probably bought.
• 31:54
  El Guapo: I think, no, they'll be use… they're using the old guns and stuff.
• 31:57
  Testecleese: Well, he had a rifle, and you can get a rifle in Massachusetts, it's just basically illegal to use it, ever.
• 32:03
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 32:04
  Testecleese: Yes, handguns are almost impossible to get.
• 32:09
  Testecleese: Alright, because a mask, you need a concealed carry for a handgun.
• 32:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know. They… they make you get the concealed carry permit to get a handgun. It's like, yeah, but it's not… I'm not gonna carry concealed carry. They go, how are you gonna carry it? I'm like, well, I'm not going to.
• 32:25
  Testecleese: You know, I'm gonna have a gun in my house. I go, oh, no, that's not how it works. What do you mean that's not how it works? Tell me how to defend my house?
• 32:34
  Brian McFadden: So, what do you think about Dana White calling for unity after Charlie Kirk's assassination?
• 32:40
  El Guapo: I don't think he gets any of what's going on yet. He then left wanna kill the rice.
• 32:46
  Testecleese: I don't know, I just… I think it's the same shit we're hearing from everyone else, like, hey, we need to stop killing each other, but…
• 32:51
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 32:52
  Testecleese: It keeps being the same… same side of people, same group of people killing people.
• 32:56
  El Guapo: No.
• 32:57
  Brian McFadden: And then we got the left-wing people, like Sarah McLaughlin, who's refusing to perform at Disney's Lilith Fair premiere over the Kimmel suspension. Does that mean she's gonna perform now that Kimmel's no longer suspended?
• 33:12
  Testecleese: I don't know. Honestly, I don't care.
• 33:15
  Brian McFadden: I don't even know why this article's in here.
• 33:17
  Testecleese: and Lilith Fair, because everyone.
• 33:19
  Brian McFadden: What is Lilithair?
• 33:21
  Testecleese: Oh, the Little Fair, it's a big deal lesbian concert that they do.
• 33:26
  Testecleese: Ever.
• 33:27
  Brian McFadden: Sarah McLaughlin's probably a headliner for it, then.
• 33:29
  Testecleese: She has been many, many, many, many, many times. This has been going on as long as, like, Ozfest, almost, you know what I mean?
• 33:36
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 33:37
  Testecleese: But it's all music like that.
• 33:41
  Brian McFadden: So it's music that you want to shoot yourself and put yourself out of misery kind of music.
• 33:46
  Testecleese: Yes, and it's also a concert named after the Mother of Demons.
• 33:51
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 33:51
  Testecleese: Lilith.
• 33:55
  Testecleese: I don't know if everyone's aware of that, Adam's first wife.
• 34:00
  El Guapo: Adam had a first wife.
• 34:02
  Testecleese: Yes, but she wouldn't be… heh, obedient and subservient until God took a rip from Adam so that she would,
• 34:11
  Testecleese: Be an obedient wife.
• 34:13
  El Guapo: What fucking book is this on?
• 34:16
  Testecleese: Well, then, then he, Lilith ran off with, Lucifer.
• 34:20
  Testecleese: And they bred the demons.
• 34:24
  El Guapo: You know what annoying me from Lucifer is?
• 34:29
  El Guapo: The Falling Angel?
• 34:31
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 34:33
  El Guapo: You know what I call a falling angel? Angel?
• 34:36
  Testecleese: Because he fell from his… from grace?
• 34:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, but there's another planet called the Fallen Star. This is for, like, Money Star.
• 34:45
  El Guapo: Go ahead.
• 34:45
  Testecleese: Morning, Lucifer Morningstar.
• 34:48
  El Guapo: Yes. You know who they associate that fucking… 2. West star.
• 34:56
  El Guapo: Venus.
• 34:58
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 34:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 35:01
  El Guapo: That because of Venus in the morning, it looks like it's falling, that's why they call it the money star. That's, you know, that, you know…
• 35:09
  El Guapo: It's funny how they fucking associate Venus with females.
• 35:14
  Testecleese: Oh, that had been for a long time, though.
• 35:17
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 35:19
  Testecleese: Alright, anyway. Anyway.
• 35:20
  El Guapo: Anyway,
• 35:23
  Testecleese: So anyway, yeah, the Google admin, we mentioned this earlier, has come out and admitted that they were pressured by the Biden administration to censor, in particular, right-wing accounts, but a lot of different accounts for what they said.
• 35:36
  Testecleese: And then they're gonna undo these bans.
• 35:41
  El Guapo: Yay!
• 35:41
  Testecleese: I've seen a…
• 35:42
  El Guapo: There's a… there's a couple YouTubers complaining because they don't wanna…
• 35:46
  El Guapo: They're not getting this shit back already.
• 35:48
  Testecleese: Well, then that's… If you're talking about.
• 35:52
  El Guapo: Alex Jones.
• 35:54
  Testecleese: Alex Jones, that's the guy I was thinking of. Or there's another guy, too, I can't remember his name. They weren't booted for the COVID stuff, they were booted for something else that happened around the same time.
• 36:03
  El Guapo: capitalist, yeah.
• 36:06
  El Guapo: But there's a… there's a guy that I was like, holy shit, the last video, I was like, holy shit, I haven't listened for this, from this guy. It's 5 years ago, the last time I heard from him.
• 36:16
  Testecleese: Is it the red-headed guy? The, computing forever?
• 36:19
  El Guapo: cartoonish?
• 36:21
  Testecleese: Alright, alright. I saw Suit Yourself is back, too.
• 36:25
  El Guapo: I don't know, Hosanna.
• 36:28
  Testecleese: Stuff I used to follow back when this COVID thing kicked off.
• 36:31
  El Guapo: This guy was talking about… like, he never talked about politics, but when politics came into his doorstep, he couldn't help himself to start talking about politics, you know?
• 36:41
  El Guapo: So that's why he got banned. And it's like, he, like, after 5 years, like, he'd move on, you know? I was like, hey, look, I mean, this is what happened, you know, like, it's more about tech… he's gonna talk more about technology and the culture thing, you know?
• 36:58
  El Guapo: But when, you know, politics fucking mix it, I don't think he's gonna help himself, he's just gonna intermingle with, you know…
• 37:05
  El Guapo: What's going on right now?
• 37:07
  Testecleese: Sounds similar to what they got. Computing Forever said, an Irish red-headed guy who has a cartoon as an avatar.
• 37:13
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what… Yeah, that's just a guess.
• 37:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, computing forever.
• 37:19
  El Guapo: Okay, so, okay, yeah.
• 37:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's got the cartoon avatar with the red hair and the beard, right?
• 37:26
  El Guapo: Yeah, he's talking about the AI fucking, crazy shit going on.
• 37:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
• 37:31
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was, like, about, hey, I'm moving on.
• 37:36
  El Guapo: Like, one of the videos?
• 37:38
  Testecleese: Well, he only got involved in the COVID thing…
• 37:42
  Testecleese: Because it, you know, came through and it interrupted what he was doing with his show.
• 37:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, so… That's funny. You ever listened to the same guy I was listening to, like, 5 years ago?
• 37:54
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 37:56
  Testecleese: I did the same thing, though, when I saw this thing come up, I was like.
• 37:59
  Testecleese: Oh, and I went and checked his pages, like, oh my god, it's been 5 years since I've seen this guy put anything out.
• 38:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, he's like, yeah, he stays, like, moving on, like, you know, like, I don't know what I'm gonna talk about, but I don't wanna do it to politics, because that's not his…
• 38:13
  El Guapo: no forte. You know, like, I like to talk about technology, culture, stuff, but it's gonna be hard, you know?
• 38:21
  El Guapo: Because the fucking left like to drag everything into fucking culture and fucking technology and shit like that.
• 38:28
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 38:28
  El Guapo: No.
• 38:30
  El Guapo: Like, everything you do nowadays. Medicine and fucking politics nowadays.
• 38:34
  El Guapo: You know?
• 38:36
  Testecleese: Late night TV.
• 38:40
  Testecleese: Which is funny, by the way, speaking of, Bernie Sanders demanded Nexstar. This was after Sinclair gave in and was bringing Jimmy Kimmel back.
• 38:48
  Brian McFadden: Right. Demanded Nexstar.
• 38:51
  Testecleese: bring back the camel show. He's like, the government shouldn't be involved in this stuff. I demand you do this. And I can think of myself.
• 38:57
  El Guapo: Get involved.
• 38:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, this is you putting your thumb on the scale, dude.
• 39:02
  El Guapo: Yeah, you're fucking getting involved right now, like, the irony.
• 39:06
  Testecleese: That's how socialists and communists don't realize what they're doing.
• 39:14
  Testecleese: What's up, repeat offender?
• 39:18
  Ron Pascoe: Social distance.
• 39:19
  El Guapo: How's it going?
• 39:21
  Ron Pascoe: Good boys, it's all happening in America, kicking off,
• 39:25
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 39:26
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 39:26
  El Guapo: I was like… I was in a old cell, dude, for, like, 2 hours, and left.
• 39:32
  Ron Pascoe: I'll be there. Give me a.
• 39:36
  El Guapo: Yeah, you studied the…
• 39:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, they sent me to fucking, Facebook jail for the fucking, post I posted by the time I go. When you talk about drugs, like, look at it, it's a joke. And then, like, 2 hours later, okay, you're good to go.
• 39:50
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 39:51
  Ron Pascoe: Priya, you a vampire?
• 39:54
  Testecleese: Well, here's the best part, when you go to Facebook jail, it's because somebody you know who saw that reported on Facebook to complain about it.
• 40:02
  Ron Pascoe: I got on the Facebook, and I've took screenshots of it, and it says, we're happy to tell you that your account is not a fraud.
• 40:15
  Ron Pascoe: Come on!
• 40:17
  Ron Pascoe: They're gonna boo me.
• 40:20
  Ron Pascoe: Get rid of your account. I said, you can now use your account. You are now, suspended, or something like that, from, posting or doing something for posting this picture. It was a blank pic…
• 40:32
  Ron Pascoe: And I got them to review it, and they still haven't got back to me, the buggers.
• 40:37
  El Guapo: Damn.
• 40:37
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, you bastards!
• 40:38
  El Guapo: Nope.
• 40:39
  Ron Pascoe: They must have got me through association with you, El Guavo.
• 40:43
  El Guapo: Huh?
• 40:44
  Brian McFadden: It's true.
• 40:45
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 40:47
  Ron Pascoe: I'm associated with you, bro, they got me.
• 40:49
  El Guapo: I know, they got me, dude, they got me. They're like, yeah, he's a repeat offender, too. So, the new guys that listen to us and stuff like that, the only reason we call him a repeat offender…
• 41:01
  El Guapo: Because we've been to Facebook Joe more than anybody in this group. You're catching up! I know! I'm about to get a tattooed, too.
• 41:11
  Testecleese: Meeting, repeat.
• 41:17
  Testecleese: I got in a lot of trouble during COVID with, social media.
• 41:21
  El Guapo: Oh, God.
• 41:23
  Testecleese: That's actually why we stopped doing the show on YouTube, is because of COVID, because we got… we were at two strikes.
• 41:28
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 41:33
  Testecleese: Aw.
• 41:34
  Testecleese: Alright, alright, alright.
• 41:36
  Testecleese: So, did you hear about this, shooting at that, country club up in New Hampshire?
• 41:43
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, the fuck is through Palestine?
• 41:47
  Testecleese: Yeah. Do you yell Free Palestine, or I'll I walk, walk?
• 41:51
  El Guapo: He's Scream Free Palestine, I don't think he knows how to fucking pronounce all about the other one.
• 41:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, he shot up a wedding.
• 41:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 42:01
  Testecleese: in New Hampshire at a country club. I'm like, what's the matter? Like…
• 42:06
  El Guapo: Dude, you in fucking New Hampshire, that's fucking left-wing fucking territory, you know?
• 42:12
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 42:13
  El Guapo: Not that many Trump supporters, like, it's not like they're wearing everybody hat, right? Fucking hat.
• 42:18
  El Guapo: You know, with the words fucking turquoise, right?
• 42:21
  Ron Pascoe: You know?
• 42:23
  Ron Pascoe: Typical left-wing bloody playbook, mate. Blood and right-wing bloody aggression.
• 42:27
  Ron Pascoe: right… right-wing violence, that's what they call it, that's why Jimmy Kimmel's in so much shit.
• 42:32
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 42:33
  Brian McFadden: He's been forgiven.
• 42:36
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, even Jasmine Crockett tried.
• 42:37
  El Guapo: No, no, no.
• 42:38
  Ron Pascoe: Tried to make out. Tried to make out that Kawhi was a bloody right winger.
• 42:42
  Ron Pascoe: A MAGA, him and his family MAGA, that's what you want to say?
• 42:45
  Testecleese: Oh, it's something like 83% or something like that of people that lean left genuinely think that Charlie Kirk Shooter was a Republican. Like a MAGA Republican.
• 42:55
  El Guapo: It was half, it was half, like, 25% of the population.
• 42:59
  Testecleese: I thought it was, like, 17% and thought he wasn't.
• 43:03
  El Guapo: Well, no, no, 25% was okay with the fucking political balance.
• 43:08
  Testecleese: Oh, that's a different thing I'm talking about altogether, I'm talking about BUAC.
• 43:11
  Testecleese: Most Democrats, people who voted Democrat, genuinely think that a MAGA guy shot Charlie Girk.
• 43:17
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, prom, just gonna be that shit.
• 43:22
  El Guapo: And this is what I said, they take some people, somebody else fucked his cell, like, yeah, this is what happened, like, what?
• 43:27
  El Guapo: Even fucking Jimmy Kimmel, fuck, that's why he got in trouble, because it was making him lie.
• 43:33
  Brian McFadden: But he cried on his… he cried on his return show.
• 43:37
  El Guapo: He cries…
• 43:38
  Brian McFadden: He cries, he's a crybaby, he cries all the time.
• 43:41
  El Guapo: I don't think she's a fucking director.
• 43:44
  Ron Pascoe: Meaning straight mag is a free adult crocodile tea.
• 43:48
  El Guapo: Dude, if I squeezed my lap not that hard, probably I would cry too, you know?
• 43:53
  Brian McFadden: Have you done that? Did you try it out? You tested that theory?
• 43:56
  El Guapo: No, I don't got millions of dollars in steak.
• 44:00
  El Guapo: Makes sense, sounds good.
• 44:01
  Testecleese: Sounds like a terrible idea to me.
• 44:02
  Brian McFadden: It does.
• 44:03
  El Guapo: Hey, if you lose a billion dollars, I ain't pay for that.
• 44:05
  Brian McFadden: on.
• 44:06
  El Guapo: I would put the fucking handle in my pocket and cheer it to you, so I can get millions of dollars.
• 44:12
  Brian McFadden: So, Scott J… the most popular person on CNN.
• 44:17
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 44:18
  Brian McFadden: But the show's not named after him.
• 44:22
  Brian McFadden: flagged a Keith Olbermann post and reported it to the FBI.
• 44:30
  Ron Pascoe: That's because you said you're next, right?
• 44:33
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 44:34
  Brian McFadden: And Keith Obermann realized he fucked up and apologized to Scott Jennings directly.
• 44:39
  El Guapo: You're too late.
• 44:40
  Ron Pascoe: This is a cool shit too late, mate.
• 44:42
  Testecleese: First, he took it down, that put up something else, like, your career, your career is next, I meant your career. Everyone's like, bullshit. He's like, yeah, okay.
• 44:49
  El Guapo: Dude!
• 44:49
  Testecleese: Sorry, that was inappropriate.
• 44:52
  El Guapo: What about Gavin Newsom sending that message to Christie Noem?
• 44:56
  Ron Pascoe: You're gonna have a bad day.
• 44:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, well…
• 45:01
  Ron Pascoe: Boy.
• 45:01
  Testecleese: God.
• 45:01
  Ron Pascoe: ask straight after all this shit. Guess what? It's gonna be a good day for America or something, Chrissy, you're gonna have a bad day or something.
• 45:08
  El Guapo: Jenny.
• 45:13
  El Guapo: It's got Jenny's on, I need to rename it to… Scott Jenny vs. Everybody. Versus the left. Scott Jenny vs. the laugh.
• 45:24
  Ron Pascoe: reply time to reply in 3 seconds, they can't even…
• 45:28
  El Guapo: Honestly, I don't know how he does it, dude. I'm fucking piss for him, dude. I'm like, I just wanna start punching these people. Ugh, sorry.
• 45:39
  Testecleese: Well, as far as this terrorism stuff goes, this Antifa being a terrorist organization has finally, finally, seen something. We saw a 19-year sentence
• 45:52
  Testecleese: Excuse me.
• 45:54
  Testecleese: be handed down to a, an Antifa member who was a serial arsonist.
• 46:01
  El Guapo: You know.
• 46:02
  Testecleese: He was making homemade explosives, and he, blew up and burned up a,
• 46:07
  El Guapo: California State Police Cruiser.
• 46:09
  Testecleese: And he got 19 years for it.
• 46:14
  Brian McFadden: So…
• 46:14
  Ron Pascoe: 36 feet.
• 46:15
  Ron Pascoe: Piece of shit.
• 46:16
  Testecleese: So…
• 46:17
  El Guapo: Maybe.
• 46:18
  Testecleese: 3 steps.
• 46:20
  Testecleese: Stop putting people in prison for this shit.
• 46:24
  Ron Pascoe: Right, we get him on Elwing El Guapo.
• 46:26
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 46:27
  Testecleese: Hmm…
• 46:29
  El Guapo: The thing is, the international.
• 46:30
  Ron Pascoe: and…
• 46:31
  El Guapo: so that everyone on Tipa, no shit's going down, you know?
• 46:39
  Ron Pascoe: Basically, in Hungary now cast Antifa as criminals?
• 46:44
  Ron Pascoe: Terra set, terracing up?
• 46:46
  Ron Pascoe: There's two other countries.
• 46:50
  Ron Pascoe: the far part of the United States.
• 46:54
  Ron Pascoe: now calling, Antifa a terrorist organization?
• 46:58
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 47:02
  Testecleese: Alright, well… I've never heard of this woman,
• 47:09
  Testecleese: Laura Benjamin, a transgender former city council member who's running to unseat the three-term Republican Wisconsin rep, Derek Van Orden.
• 47:20
  Testecleese: That's a honey.
• 47:20
  Brian McFadden: Neither one, though.
• 47:22
  Testecleese: Nor have I. But she's dropped out of the race.
• 47:25
  Testecleese: Because, she was making ads that she was running with,
• 47:31
  Testecleese: trying to raise money off of the death of Charlie Kirk as… as a good thing.
• 47:37
  Testecleese: Like, raising money's like, vote for me, we won't have to worry about people like this, kind of stuff.
• 47:42
  El Guapo: Damn.
• 47:45
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 47:46
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 47:48
  El Guapo: So she's out of this ticket now, or is it too late today?
• 47:51
  Testecleese: Dropped out of the race altogether.
• 47:53
  Testecleese: I just… that did not go well. That did not go the way this person.
• 47:56
  Brian McFadden: Who thought it would go well? I mean, fundraising…
• 48:01
  El Guapo: We're gonna go…
• 48:02
  Brian McFadden: Bomb.
• 48:02
  El Guapo: They don't live in that fucking, echo chamber, dude. They don't fucking hear nothing from the outside.
• 48:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, they genuinely believe everyone thinks the same way they do.
• 48:13
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 48:14
  Brian McFadden: But they don't!
• 48:16
  Brian McFadden: And that becomes painfully clearer and clearer as every day goes on here in America.
• 48:21
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing, is they keep fleeing social media platforms because they see someone say something they don't like.
• 48:27
  Brian McFadden: They go to Blue Sky.
• 48:28
  Testecleese: Honestly, how many people did you watch Disappear and go to blue sky? It's like, you're just going there so you only hear what you agree with already, and now you're not gonna hear any other point of view, and it's gonna sound foreign to you, because all you can hear is how hateful it is.
• 48:43
  Testecleese: You know?
• 48:43
  Ron Pascoe: Whoa.
• 48:45
  Ron Pascoe: A true indication of their evilness, mate. Didn't Blue Sky turn around and tell them to tone down their rhetoric?
• 48:50
  Testecleese: Wait a couple times.
• 48:52
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 48:54
  Brian McFadden: Who has a Blue Sky account on here?
• 48:59
  Brian McFadden: That's what I thought.
• 49:00
  El Guapo: I just… I just recently got an X account, just because I was getting bored.
• 49:06
  Brian McFadden: You're singing a true social.
• 49:08
  Testecleese: Never check it.
• 49:09
  El Guapo: Is it, is a lot of people in there?
• 49:13
  Testecleese: Is what?
• 49:13
  Brian McFadden: through social.
• 49:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 49:17
  Brian McFadden: What about it?
• 49:18
  El Guapo: Is there a lot of people in there?
• 49:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, Trump's on there.
• 49:23
  El Guapo: Okay, whatever.
• 49:25
  El Guapo: Dude, I don't have to fucking go to True Social to hear what Trump had to say in True Social. Everything today is everywhere. True. He's everywhere.
• 49:34
  Testecleese: True, but it comes through Truth Social first.
• 49:37
  El Guapo: Yeah, I know, but I can just wait 5 minutes, it's an accident.
• 49:41
  Testecleese: Everywhere else.
• 49:43
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 49:44
  El Guapo: Or everybody else to talk about, TrueSocial.
• 49:48
  Testecleese: Well, like you said, though, I keep hearing from the left we need to turn the red underground, then they turn around and call people fascists.
• 49:54
  Testecleese: Fantastic.
• 49:55
  Ron Pascoe: Meh.
• 49:55
  Testecleese: You… your people are the people killing people, your people are the ones setting buildings on fire, keying Teslas.
• 50:01
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? We can go back, back, and back and back with this stuff. It's not…
• 50:08
  El Guapo: there's.
• 50:08
  Testecleese: focus.
• 50:10
  Testecleese: I have to say, it's not your average person who needs to calm down.
• 50:13
  El Guapo: No, they don't see that.
• 50:15
  El Guapo: It usually all gets in the bucket.
• 50:18
  Testecleese: This whack job just went to the ICE facility in Dallas, tried to shoot up the vehicles, right? Ends up shooting, what, 3 detainees and killing one, and this was supposed to be an anti-ICE…
• 50:30
  Testecleese: Attack.
• 50:31
  Brian McFadden: That ain't.
• 50:31
  Testecleese: And all we did was kill the… kill the detainees.
• 50:35
  El Guapo: For a second, dude, I heard about this, it's like, must be a fucking, left-wing Marine Corps guy. As soon as I saw the picture, dude, like, dude, the whole fucking test tosser of this fucking kid, dude.
• 50:47
  El Guapo: No.
• 50:50
  Testecleese: Looks like he's pretty, pretty fucked.
• 50:53
  El Guapo: He killed himself.
• 50:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, you're right, I'm sorry, I was thinking of…
• 50:57
  El Guapo: Good.
• 50:58
  Testecleese: Different guy.
• 50:58
  El Guapo: No, yeah, but I said, like, you know, he,
• 51:02
  El Guapo: No testosterone whatsoever, and it's like… Damn, it's like…
• 51:07
  Brian McFadden: People… but they… they have learned… all these people that want to make a statement have learned something from previous, shootings. They're now actually… The market showcasing that.
• 51:18
  Brian McFadden: Yes, they're marking their showcasing, so there's no doubt what their ideology was.
• 51:25
  El Guapo: Well, the fucking scene there is still, like, we don't know that yet, you know?
• 51:32
  El Guapo: Little fucking CNN pissed me out.
• 51:36
  Testecleese: We just had 3, influencers, which I don't even know what that means. What gets you to.
• 51:41
  Brian McFadden: Anti-ice influencers! Well, it's on Instagram, so…
• 51:46
  Testecleese: I'm not saying I don't know how many followers before you're officially an influencer.
• 51:50
  Ron Pascoe: Well, we don't have enough.
• 51:52
  Brian McFadden: We don't have a… we don't have a Jeffrey and Brian Instagram account, so…
• 51:56
  Testecleese: No, no.
• 51:57
  Brian McFadden: We probably should set one up.
• 51:59
  Testecleese: But these guys followed an ICE officer home from work.
• 52:04
  Testecleese: Published his home address, like, video and everything.
• 52:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, nothing's gonna happen to him.
• 52:10
  Testecleese: Well, they're being charged with stalking and doxing an immigration officer, but… We'll see.
• 52:16
  El Guapo: government official.
• 52:19
  Ron Pascoe: But, look, just go… look at that stupid Gavin Newsom.
• 52:25
  Ron Pascoe: come out with a law that won't come into effect for a year about law enforcement can't wear masks. Now, he wants to make California back up.
• 52:34
  Ron Pascoe: He's telling law enforcement officers to go mask in a year time, but he does notice that his law has got no effect on federal officers.
• 52:44
  Ron Pascoe: You're right.
• 52:45
  Brian McFadden: He's trying to keep his name in the headlights, because he expects to be the Democrat nominee for President of the United States.
• 52:53
  Testecleese: So, so next, he's gonna either be the guy who did not enforce a law he specifically put in place for these guys, or he's gonna be the guy who had state police start arresting.
• 53:04
  Brian McFadden: Oh, that's not even integration.
• 53:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, neither one's gonna go well for Gavin Newsom, this is a mistake.
• 53:12
  Ron Pascoe: It's the biggest day. I love watching it. I am loving it.
• 53:15
  El Guapo: You soap opera. Well, we got with this!
• 53:21
  Ron Pascoe: Thank you so much involve yours.
• 53:22
  Ron Pascoe: Honestly, it's pretty much from Bold and Beautiful without commercials.
• 53:28
  Testecleese: Did you guys, you guys see the superintendent in Des Moines, Iowa?
• 53:32
  El Guapo: Oh, I heard about it, yeah, just right before I came into the show, like, wow.
• 53:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, he got picked up by ice.
• 53:43
  Testecleese: He took off in his car, then abandoned his vehicle, ran out… police dogs ended up finding him.
• 53:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, he had a load… he had a loaded Glock, $3,000 cash, and a hunting knife in his car.
• 53:58
  El Guapo: I know.
• 53:58
  El Guapo: Okay, Mr. Zello…
• 54:00
  Testecleese: This was at elementary school.
• 54:02
  El Guapo: And it was on school grounds when he had this gun.
• 54:05
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's a drug and gun-free zone, so…
• 54:09
  El Guapo: The left of defending him, too, like, are you fucking serious, dude?
• 54:14
  Testecleese: Well, he's already.
• 54:15
  El Guapo: gaming can…
• 54:16
  Testecleese: convicted of a gun crime before,
• 54:18
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 54:19
  Testecleese: Like, 7 years ago, or something like that?
• 54:21
  El Guapo: Oh, okay, yeah, I thought… back in the… he came in the 90s or something.
• 54:26
  Testecleese: Yes, he's been here since the 90s, and he's been told to go home twice, and then in an order… what do they call it? A warrant to deport him came through. Under the Biden administration, they passed… they had this trial to deport this guy.
• 54:42
  Brian McFadden: How old did he become? This guy was a school superintendent?
• 54:47
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 54:48
  Brian McFadden: How was that at the endings?
• 54:50
  Testecleese: That's a good question.
• 54:52
  El Guapo: It makes me fucking look like, damn, the helicopters that's in my life. This guy got a criminal record!
• 55:01
  Ron Pascoe: That's not annoying.
• 55:02
  Brian McFadden: He's not even a U.S. citizen.
• 55:04
  El Guapo: I know! I am, and I have a couple of spots, like, damn!
• 55:09
  Testecleese: Exactly what kind of background check's going on when the government is trying to be superintendents of schools for children?
• 55:16
  El Guapo: Oh, so… HR need to be fucking investigating now.
• 55:20
  Ron Pascoe: What is this in Des Moines?
• 55:23
  El Guapo: Iowa?
• 55:26
  El Guapo: I was, though.
• 55:27
  Ron Pascoe: You know, often…
• 55:29
  Ron Pascoe: I don't… I don't understand why you guys don't use XFINAT officers, you know? Get them into these skills as security guard.
• 55:38
  Ron Pascoe: Give them a job, give them something, you know, they're good at.
• 55:41
  El Guapo: It's gonna stay by stay, and there's a lot of fuckin'…
• 55:45
  El Guapo: So, look, there's the union. There's a lot of fucking union stuff, all in the bag.
• 55:52
  Ron Pascoe: You helping you, Vince?
• 55:54
  El Guapo: Well, I wanna see everyone involved in helping this man get this job have some kind of, discipline come down.
• 56:00
  Testecleese: Anyone who knew that he was… anyone who knew he had a criminal record with gun offenses.
• 56:07
  El Guapo: Nope.
• 56:07
  Testecleese: On this job, or the fact that he wasn't a citizen.
• 56:11
  El Guapo: You know what, I wanna send it to jail, but the jail's gonna be crowded, I don't want to maintain it. I just wanna… Yeah, but I want the fire. I want the fire.
• 56:21
  Testecleese: No, not just that.
• 56:22
  Testecleese: The people who did it need to get… no, need to get fucked, too. Because then other people will say, hey, I'm not gonna be the one to hire the illegal immigrant, because I'm not gonna have my business taken away from me, and auctioned.
• 56:32
  El Guapo: Oh, make a sac out of it? Yeah, sure, I'll go with that, yeah.
• 56:36
  El Guapo: Yeah, and then…
• 56:38
  Testecleese: But then you're not giving people these jobs, so then they're not making money, it's not worth being here, so they go back home, or they don't bother coming here in the first place.
• 56:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, so far, the last number I heard is too many people left by itself.
• 56:55
  El Guapo: Self-support.
• 56:56
  Testecleese: Dara.
• 56:58
  El Guapo: We got 18 more to go.
• 57:01
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 57:02
  Testecleese: And that's the thing, is the numbers Trump's talking about supporting, it's gonna be a fraction… Trump's gonna get a fraction out by the time he's out of office that Biden let in.
• 57:13
  El Guapo: Yeah, but hopefully JD Benz picked up the torch and stuff.
• 57:18
  Testecleese: We'll see, that's a long way away to see if J.D. Vance is gonna win the presidency, let alone two.
• 57:22
  El Guapo: Yeah. Yeah, like, he'll be stepping up the game, too, dude.
• 57:28
  Testecleese: Realistically, I don't see how he's… I don't see what the Democrats can run right now that's gonna beat J.D. Vance, though, honestly.
• 57:34
  El Guapo: Obviously, nobody, dude. Nobody Newsom is bad. Kamala Harris is bad.
• 57:41
  Ron Pascoe: Mueller just worried about Shapiro's chances. He would have been about the end, but would have beta Democrats.
• 57:47
  El Guapo: That's superior, yeah, that's very Shapiro, but he, he…
• 57:51
  El Guapo: Right now, he uses Pennsylvania support.
• 57:54
  Ron Pascoe: The way the left are going with the, Israeli vote.
• 57:59
  Ron Pascoe: with the Jews and that.
• 58:00
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 58:02
  Testecleese: I got a good laugh out of, I got a good laugh. She was on The View talking about her new book.
• 58:07
  Testecleese: And she's like, oh, why she didn't pick Butter Geek. And she's like, oh, because, she went on to say it was because he's gay. But it's like, it's not because he was gay, it's because he was gay. And it's like, what?
• 58:19
  El Guapo: They're the one.
• 58:22
  Brian McFadden: Word salads are back!
• 58:26
  Ron Pascoe: He wouldn't.
• 58:26
  El Guapo: That's weird.
• 58:28
  Ron Pascoe: What?
• 58:29
  El Guapo: I guess we're gonna fuckin' salad guy again.
• 58:34
  Ron Pascoe: I know what it's like to be gay!
• 58:38
  Ron Pascoe: I support the government.
• 58:39
  Testecleese: I did not pick up.
• 58:40
  El Guapo: Honestly, right now, at this age, nobody fucking cares, dude, because my, Lieutenant Governor, like, the guy running for Lieutenant Governor, he's gay, like, I don't care, I like him, you know, he's… he's a radio guy, and I know his policy, what he believes, because I listen to him.
• 58:59
  Brian McFadden: Well, some would say that, the choice she chose was more feminine than the gay guy.
• 59:06
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah!
• 59:09
  El Guapo: Dude, I don't fucking, tip off. Tempo, tempo,
• 59:17
  El Guapo: Have fun, television.
• 59:20
  Testecleese: Come on, Tim?
• 59:21
  El Guapo: Yeah, he's more gay than fuckin' footage.
• 59:25
  El Guapo: And…
• 59:27
  Ron Pascoe: Well, no, not even both shove things in body cavities.
• 59:32
  Testecleese: I still get a good laugh out of thinking of him trying to load a shotgun. He's like, oh, I go hunting every year, and they couldn't load a shotgun. And I was like, dude…
• 59:39
  Testecleese: So you didn't drink this before you went on camera?
• 59:43
  Brian McFadden: You think they would have learned from this tank? The guy, the governor that was running for president, and got in the tank?
• 59:50
  El Guapo: Oh, that was, yeah, Dukaka.
• 59:53
  Testecleese: Jakarta.
• 59:54
  El Guapo: Actually, I saw a documentary about that, and that wasn't, the kill, it was something else, I forgot what it was, but it was, like, entertaining, like, oh, okay.
• 1:00:04
  El Guapo: But that ain't help either, you know?
• 1:00:07
  El Guapo: Boom.
• 1:00:08
  Testecleese: I don't know, McCain shot a dude in the face, didn't he? Was that McCain?
• 1:00:12
  Brian McFadden: No, it was…
• 1:00:13
  El Guapo: No, those machines, yeah.
• 1:00:16
  Brian McFadden: They were just pressing.
• 1:00:16
  El Guapo: food.
• 1:00:18
  Testecleese: Jeez Louise, oh my god.
• 1:00:20
  El Guapo: Fucking history, dude, like, it's impressive, like, what!
• 1:00:24
  Testecleese: This shit happens? Like, yep, that actually happens. Yeah.
• 1:00:30
  El Guapo: Oh, shit.
• 1:00:31
  Testecleese: God.
• 1:00:32
  Testecleese: Alright, alright, alright.
• 1:00:34
  Testecleese: Well, dude, they are deploying the Marine Corps!
• 1:00:38
  Testecleese: out to, Chicago.
• 1:00:40
  Brian McFadden: And Border Polic Control.
• 1:00:42
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, it was one thing? The Marines are going to be on the river that gains access to the lake that goes to Canada, so they're securing the border.
• 1:00:54
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:00:54
  El Guapo: What the fuck? What does a baby do? What the fuck!
• 1:00:57
  Brian McFadden: There's no Navy in Chicago except for boot camp.
• 1:01:00
  El Guapo: No, but I'm saying, the fucking waterfront, that's of the Navy shit, you know?
• 1:01:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, but it's easy.
• 1:01:06
  Brian McFadden: Are we gonna send a carrier up the Great Lakes to defend Chicago?
• 1:01:11
  El Guapo: No, we got… dude, we got… we used to be fucking patrolling Vietnam fucking riverboats, you know, PC boats.
• 1:01:19
  El Guapo: Fucking go up and down.
• 1:01:22
  Brian McFadden: We're getting to the Coast Guard.
• 1:01:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, but that's why we have the Marines, though, is to do this instead.
• 1:01:27
  El Guapo: This was a job for the Navy, dude. Dude, we used to do… the Navy used to do beach assault back in the day, and like, all we literally do is just fucking paint gray.
• 1:01:41
  Ron Pascoe: Have you guys spoke about… Secretary War, yet?
• 1:01:45
  Brian McFadden: Road back!
• 1:01:46
  Testecleese: What about them?
• 1:01:48
  Ron Pascoe: Pete Hegseth, haven't you heard? He called all the generals from the postings to meet up in one place.
• 1:01:53
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:01:54
  El Guapo: Oh, that's right, yeah.
• 1:01:56
  Testecleese: And I'm… Fair.
• 1:01:58
  Testecleese: This could mean any one of a million things, so… it could mean that we're preparing for conflict with Russia.
• 1:02:05
  El Guapo: Oh, he's done a big slip.
• 1:02:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, or we're gonna tighten our own borders. You know what I mean? Like, there's… there's different…
• 1:02:13
  Testecleese: there's a million reasons why this meeting could be happening, and I think at this point, to assume is just…
• 1:02:20
  Testecleese: Just gonna give people a chance to come up with our crazy theories. Yep. Why all the admirals and generals are coming together.
• 1:02:27
  El Guapo: I think he's gonna pick Sleeper, both of them, though.
• 1:02:32
  Testecleese: You might be saying.
• 1:02:34
  Testecleese: How many of you guys want to get fired? And how many of the people that work directly under you want to get fired? Pull your heads out of your ass and start doing your fucking job. Might be what it is, too.
• 1:02:43
  El Guapo: students know.
• 1:02:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but none of them get fired.
• 1:02:45
  El Guapo: We have way too many… you got way too many flag officers, dude.
• 1:02:51
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's why they're getting rid of… they've already said… he's already mandated to get rid of 10% of the flag officers.
• 1:02:58
  El Guapo: Way too many. Way too fucking many.
• 1:03:02
  El Guapo: There should be only one fucking 4-star…
• 1:03:05
  El Guapo: And after that, I just, you know, batter it out with fucking tests, you know, like, who's the smartest, you know?
• 1:03:13
  El Guapo: Fantastic.
• 1:03:14
  Testecleese: You need a 4-star for each fleet.
• 1:03:17
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:03:19
  El Guapo: And the generals, whatever, you know, friends, whatever. But I say after that, it should be, like, you know, less and less and less. No, that fucking… we…
• 1:03:32
  El Guapo: Yeah. The lady's fucking… Too many fucking flag officers.
• 1:03:37
  Brian McFadden: So there was a verdict that was delivered this week.
• 1:03:41
  Brian McFadden: In, a Trump assassination attempt in Florida.
• 1:03:45
  El Guapo: Allah.
• 1:03:46
  Testecleese: Right, or…
• 1:03:46
  Brian McFadden: Ryan Routh, he tried to kill himself with a pen.
• 1:03:51
  El Guapo: He's got all that too, so, yeah, I see a failure.
• 1:03:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, apparently the New York Times published the, wrong verdict.
• 1:04:01
  Brian McFadden: funny.
• 1:04:02
  Testecleese: So… Yeah.
• 1:04:04
  El Guapo: Guilty?
• 1:04:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, they were just hoping, you know?
• 1:04:08
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 1:04:10
  Testecleese: Didn't the guy plead guilty?
• 1:04:12
  El Guapo: No, he shoved the fence, he was talking about.
• 1:04:15
  Testecleese: That's right, he defended himself.
• 1:04:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:04:17
  El Guapo: And he's like, oh, I was just there to, like… he was like… he said something so fucking outrageous.
• 1:04:25
  El Guapo: All you made to do it, you know, just, wanted to scare and was such shit like that. Hold on, you got a fuckin' AKS with a fucking magazine on you, you fucking do a burn ass.
• 1:04:38
  El Guapo: And you're like, oh, I just wanna scare her?
• 1:04:42
  Testecleese: Hmm…
• 1:04:47
  Testecleese: Well, they've asked, for the president to sign off on a debt sentence.
• 1:04:53
  Brian McFadden: Yes, they have. Finally.
• 1:04:55
  El Guapo: The president?
• 1:04:58
  Brian McFadden: The convicted Fort Hood shooter… He's got life in… he's got life in federal… And,
• 1:05:07
  Brian McFadden: Fort Webenle Earth, I think.
• 1:05:09
  Brian McFadden: And Hedgefeth wants him to be killed so they don't have to spend any more money on his ass.
• 1:05:16
  El Guapo: Yeah, no.
• 1:05:18
  Testecleese: Leavensworth's definitely not fought, though.
• 1:05:21
  El Guapo: I wonder.
• 1:05:21
  Testecleese: Leavensworth is a Navy facility, not an Army facility. Doesn't mean they won't keep guys there, but it's not a fort.
• 1:05:28
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:05:30
  Testecleese: But yeah, I forgot, yeah, sorry.
• 1:05:34
  Testecleese: Got ahead of myself, forgot to change topics.
• 1:05:37
  Testecleese: The fourth.
• 1:05:37
  Brian McFadden: They do call it 411 Wolf.
• 1:05:40
  Testecleese: Really?
• 1:05:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, U.S. Dissimary Barracks at Fort Leavenworth.
• 1:05:46
  Testecleese: That's crazy, because it's not a…
• 1:05:54
  Testecleese: That just seems strange. I wonder if that's someone who doesn't know what they're talking about, or did they officially change this to an Army facility?
• 1:06:03
  Brian McFadden: Well, it comes up in Army Base Guide, so…
• 1:06:07
  Testecleese: This was a Navy thing, wasn't it?
• 1:06:10
  El Guapo: For who?
• 1:06:12
  Testecleese: Webinar.
• 1:06:12
  Brian McFadden: Oh, Fort Leavenworth.
• 1:06:15
  Brian McFadden: Do you agree?
• 1:06:16
  Brian McFadden: It's a U.S. Army…
• 1:06:18
  Testecleese: Navy prison. I thought it was a brick.
• 1:06:21
  El Guapo: I think that's what… that's our slang.
• 1:06:24
  Testecleese: Well, the break is, yeah, but I thought… I thought… for some reason, I thought Leavenworth was a Navy facility.
• 1:06:31
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 1:06:31
  Testecleese: That everyone was using.
• 1:06:33
  El Guapo: I don't even know what the fuck the word means, 11 mark. I'm like, what?
• 1:06:36
  Ron Pascoe: Once it's cost before that time.
• 1:06:40
  El Guapo: You're breaking up.
• 1:06:42
  Ron Pascoe: I said, once it's classified, that's an army… army base, isn't it?
• 1:06:46
  El Guapo: No… Anyway, anyway.
• 1:06:52
  Testecleese: Comey's been indicted.
• 1:06:57
  Testecleese: Oh, wow.
• 1:06:58
  Brian McFadden: Seal indictment.
• 1:07:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, two… two of the three charges.
• 1:07:03
  El Guapo: They should have bragged him back to fucking Congress and testify again. Like, hold on, we're hearing this is a lie, is it true or not? Just to see…
• 1:07:16
  El Guapo: He would purge himself again.
• 1:07:20
  El Guapo: You know, I was like, you know what? Actually, yeah, this is what happened, you know?
• 1:07:26
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, that's right. Well, here with,
• 1:07:29
  Testecleese: On C-SPAN the other day, a caller called in.
• 1:07:33
  Testecleese: And the guy went nuts about, like, what up?
• 1:07:35
  Testecleese: Boy Scout Comey was, never broke a single rule, et cetera, et cetera.
• 1:07:39
  Brian McFadden: And this is on the Republican line?
• 1:07:44
  Testecleese: Oh, I don't know, I was on C-SPAN, so I know.
• 1:07:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they got a Republican line and a Democrat line.
• 1:07:51
  El Guapo: Oh, okay.
• 1:07:52
  Testecleese: But this person was saying, Cash Patel's a piece of shit, and Comey never broke any of the rules.
• 1:07:58
  Testecleese: And the, the woman… Greta Brauner.
• 1:08:05
  Testecleese: Read off a list of all the stuff concerning, leaking stuff to the press, and…
• 1:08:11
  Testecleese: All sorts of stuff.
• 1:08:13
  Testecleese: And he's like, well, you know, that was what had to get done. It's like, yeah, but you said you didn't break any of the rules.
• 1:08:18
  Testecleese: You lied. You are justifying what you want to be true.
• 1:08:23
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:08:23
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:08:26
  Ron Pascoe: That's what we…
• 1:08:26
  Testecleese: Like, we keep hearing how the right is still the more violent group, but what… what violence are you seeing from the right?
• 1:08:34
  Testecleese: Recently, I merged in a break.
• 1:08:35
  El Guapo: I can tell you it wasn't violent…
• 1:08:39
  El Guapo: the violence from the right. Me means… That's what we need more.
• 1:08:45
  Testecleese: words.
• 1:08:46
  El Guapo: mean words.
• 1:08:46
  Brian McFadden: Be memes.
• 1:08:48
  Testecleese: Well, I've heard people bring up that Minnesota congresswoman that was killed. I'm like, that was about a Walz appointee who said Tim Walz told him personally to kill her. That was not a right-wing extremist.
• 1:09:02
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:09:05
  Testecleese: And then they bring up J6. Again, that was a long time ago. I could show you a whole bunch of stuff between now and J6.
• 1:09:11
  El Guapo: And it was way more violent than J6 was. It was, like, 275 fucking informants in the CIA, I mean, FBI, and the fucking J6.
• 1:09:21
  Testecleese: 275, plainclothes agents in the crowd at J6.
• 1:09:26
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 1:09:28
  Testecleese: I think it was at 17, hold on. It's, like, the first thing we talked about.
• 1:09:32
  Ron Pascoe: 275, if you're correct, mate?
• 1:09:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, 275, yeah.
• 1:09:36
  El Guapo: 275.
• 1:09:38
  Testecleese: Jesus.
• 1:09:39
  Ron Pascoe: performing classifiers.
• 1:09:45
  Ron Pascoe: Yes, sir.
• 1:09:46
  Testecleese: This J6 thing is starting to sound more and more like the Gretchen Whitmer kidnapping, doesn't it?
• 1:09:51
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 1:09:52
  Ron Pascoe: There's a bunch of.
• 1:09:53
  Testecleese: Federal agents that went and did something that tried to bust everyone else near him.
• 1:09:57
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, hey, you did this? Like, you told me to do it! Like, what?
• 1:10:01
  Testecleese: You bought the weapons, you bought the fuel, you drove us out there, you know?
• 1:10:07
  El Guapo: But you…
• 1:10:08
  Ron Pascoe: But the federal government paid for it all.
• 1:10:11
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:10:13
  Ron Pascoe: You see what I put there about AOC?
• 1:10:17
  Ron Pascoe: Punch.
• 1:10:18
  Testecleese: What about now?
• 1:10:19
  Ron Pascoe: Cheers.
• 1:10:20
  Ron Pascoe: made a complaint about knocking on a door and all that. It was an hour before the event started.
• 1:10:25
  Testecleese: Now, you think.
• 1:10:27
  El Guapo: Yeah, she jumped the gun.
• 1:10:29
  Testecleese: This is an old argument.
• 1:10:31
  El Guapo: Yeah, no, no, no, no.
• 1:10:32
  Testecleese: It was brought up, yeah, it was just brought up years ago.
• 1:10:35
  Testecleese: Where is she?
• 1:10:38
  El Guapo: No, no, but…
• 1:10:38
  Ron Pascoe: This is true.
• 1:10:39
  Ron Pascoe: Check it.
• 1:10:41
  El Guapo: Well, the thing about it, like, she… okay, I was listening to Tim Pool, and he was talking about, like, how everyone was making fun of her.
• 1:10:50
  El Guapo: Because she was in the wrong…
• 1:10:53
  El Guapo: She wasn't there when the, the riot happened.
• 1:10:57
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Whoa…
• 1:10:58
  El Guapo: when she got a knock on the door, she kind of knew, like, oh, shit, it's already starting, you know, like, I should've got…
• 1:11:04
  Testecleese: She knew it was gonna happen.
• 1:11:06
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 1:11:07
  El Guapo: Yes, so that's the fucking question now.
• 1:11:11
  Testecleese: Exactly. I thought it was the rioters coming to kill me. It's like, at the time.
• 1:11:15
  El Guapo: I do applause!
• 1:11:17
  Testecleese: At the time that Capitol Police came looking for her, they hadn't even stepped their foot on the lawn yet, let alone.
• 1:11:23
  El Guapo: Yeah. Right. Yes.
• 1:11:27
  El Guapo: So, I don't know, did she… did she post this? She said this? They can check the time?
• 1:11:34
  El Guapo: Oh, and they post them on Twitter, like, okay, when you're about to get killed, the last thing you want to do is fucking post them.
• 1:11:42
  Testecleese: She wasn't doing it as it happened. This was, like, 2 months later. When she was recalling it, she did a livestream about it.
• 1:11:49
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 1:11:50
  Testecleese: And then she's like, oh, and then they came in, and I thought it was… yeah, this was… this was months later when she was talking about it, when she went live, and it's like…
• 1:11:58
  Testecleese: you either…
• 1:11:59
  Testecleese: Knew it was gonna happen, or you're lying, and this… what you're saying happened, never happened at all.
• 1:12:06
  Ron Pascoe: 100%.
• 1:12:09
  El Guapo: Boom.
• 1:12:10
  Ron Pascoe: Either way, she's looking stupid.
• 1:12:13
  Testecleese: She always looks stupid, but somehow she keeps getting re-elected.
• 1:12:17
  El Guapo: Go check out those tickets.
• 1:12:20
  Testecleese: Well, it's funny, though, is her constituents hate her.
• 1:12:23
  El Guapo: Was that cute?
• 1:12:24
  Brian McFadden: Over…
• 1:12:25
  Testecleese: I know, but I keep seeing him, like, protesting against him. I'm like, why don't you vote for anyone else, then?
• 1:12:32
  Testecleese: As they're getting ready to elect Mom Donnie.
• 1:12:35
  El Guapo: Oh, God, that's another fucking thing. Escape from New York. Is there, like, a bunch of billionaires living already in New York before this shit happens?
• 1:12:44
  Testecleese: They've already decided leaving.
• 1:12:46
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:12:47
  Testecleese: The writing's on the wall, just like what's happening in California with all the big businesses just leaving.
• 1:12:52
  El Guapo: Oh my goodness.
• 1:12:53
  Testecleese: California's like, well, we're gonna keep taxing you anyway. I'm like, no, you're not.
• 1:12:57
  El Guapo: So, so would I call a fail state, it just re…
• 1:13:02
  El Guapo: We could, like, take over again? Fuck it, let's do it, you know?
• 1:13:06
  El Guapo: the software.
• 1:13:07
  Ron Pascoe: That's the Democrat playbook. That's the Democrat playbook, boys. That's what they do, they make you feel like you're not gonna win, you've got no chance. And the Republicans go, oh yeah, well, what's the issue for voting?
• 1:13:17
  Ron Pascoe: It don't turn off.
• 1:13:18
  El Guapo: let it… let it fail, you know, like, I call it a fail state, and just recover it, and, like, make it like a…
• 1:13:25
  El Guapo: As, you know, make it into, like, a federal… No.
• 1:13:31
  El Guapo: I don't know. Sorry, I'm… All right.
• 1:13:34
  Testecleese: So, so what.
• 1:13:36
  Ron Pascoe: Who's up with this?
• 1:13:36
  Testecleese: What was up with all the stuff that happened with the UN meeting, or conference, or whatever it was?
• 1:13:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:13:42
  El Guapo: Yeah, the General's.
• 1:13:43
  Brian McFadden: The assembly happened this week, but there was an escalator malfunction that just happened to happen when President Trump and the First Lady were on the escalator.
• 1:13:53
  El Guapo: That thing is so set up, it was a prank.
• 1:13:56
  Brian McFadden: And now those motherfuckers about to pay up. And if you watch the video of it, you don't see any Secret Service around him, so… it would have been a perfect attempt for another, assassination attempt. What do you mean?
• 1:14:08
  El Guapo: I don't know if motherfuckin' pranker's gonna get in trouble.
• 1:14:11
  Testecleese: If you were the shooter who knew that this escalator was gonna stop all of a sudden, you would have an advantage over everyone.
• 1:14:18
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:14:18
  El Guapo: Yep, yep.
• 1:14:20
  Testecleese: And yeah, there was, like, no reaction, everyone just kind of looked around like they were fucking morons.
• 1:14:25
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:14:27
  Testecleese: And then, what, they're saying? It's a prank and not even a malfunction?
• 1:14:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:14:32
  Brian McFadden: No, I mean, the UN's coming out saying that it… it stopped because there's a safety feature in it that, because Secret Service was running up and down the escalator, it shut itself off.
• 1:14:46
  Brian McFadden: I've never heard of such a thing.
• 1:14:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, and the truck's gonna stop working, too? Come on.
• 1:14:52
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, I see, okay.
• 1:14:53
  Brian McFadden: And then another person says Trump stepped on the big red button that shut it off, too, so…
• 1:14:59
  Testecleese: Well…
• 1:15:00
  El Guapo: Oh, the one that you have to lift… the one you have to lift up the fucking plastic cover, like, stop it.
• 1:15:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:15:07
  Brian McFadden: Exactly, that one.
• 1:15:08
  El Guapo: Dude, there's a fucking big road, you have to lift up to cover it and, like, stop.
• 1:15:13
  Ron Pascoe: Wasn't that?
• 1:15:16
  Testecleese: Is there a teleprompter thing, too?
• 1:15:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he…
• 1:15:18
  El Guapo: Yeah, the teleprom.
• 1:15:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the celebration.
• 1:15:20
  El Guapo: First off.
• 1:15:20
  Brian McFadden: Working during the speech, so he had to ad-lib.
• 1:15:23
  Brian McFadden: It fucking got…
• 1:15:25
  El Guapo: I don't…
• 1:15:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the only.
• 1:15:26
  El Guapo: There are a lot.
• 1:15:26
  Brian McFadden: The things he got from the UN was that they couldn't keep an escalator working and the teleprompter working, so…
• 1:15:35
  El Guapo: But he.
• 1:15:36
  Ron Pascoe: He said, someone's in shit over this.
• 1:15:40
  El Guapo: Yeah. I think the only reason we keep doing…
• 1:15:44
  Brian McFadden: The Secret Service was in the process of dismantling
• 1:15:47
  Brian McFadden: a, undercover telecom threat that was targeting senior officials. Basically, they're saying that this system that was in place was the one that sends out all those random text messages that try to get you to click on things so they can get your information.
• 1:16:06
  El Guapo: Terrific! Mmm.
• 1:16:10
  Testecleese: Hmm. Sounds like the UN's a fucking joke, dude.
• 1:16:14
  El Guapo: It is.
• 1:16:15
  Brian McFadden: I understand why it's in…
• 1:16:16
  El Guapo: not.
• 1:16:17
  Brian McFadden: I don't understand why we're.
• 1:16:18
  El Guapo: That's how we get our secrets, dude. We get, say, hookers over there, we get fucking everybody else's secrets, dude.
• 1:16:24
  El Guapo: You can't…
• 1:16:26
  Brian McFadden: Let me be in New York City. Let it move it to Europe and be done with it.
• 1:16:31
  El Guapo: No, like, we keep over there because we send hookers, and we can get up to you.
• 1:16:36
  El Guapo: Take out cigarette.
• 1:16:37
  Brian McFadden: Y'all think we can send hookers to… To Europe!
• 1:16:42
  El Guapo: Yeah, it would be an underbone.
• 1:16:43
  Brian McFadden: It'll be cheaper.
• 1:16:44
  Testecleese: Morning poker's in your…
• 1:16:46
  El Guapo: privacy.
• 1:16:47
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 1:16:48
  Brian McFadden: I wouldn't know.
• 1:16:49
  Testecleese: What would happen if Europe just… not Europe, the United States, just left the UN.
• 1:16:57
  Brian McFadden: Were you in a class?
• 1:16:58
  El Guapo: It was dismantle, yeah.
• 1:17:00
  Testecleese: It would dissolve, I think.
• 1:17:03
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:17:03
  Brian McFadden: I'm not saying we leave the UN, I'm just saying kick the UN out of the United States and let them… let one of these other socialist countries in Europe host it.
• 1:17:12
  El Guapo: How about, hey, how about we move it to the middle of the fucking country, dude?
• 1:17:16
  Brian McFadden: How about we put it in Ukraine?
• 1:17:19
  El Guapo: Mmm. Yeah.
• 1:17:24
  Testecleese: That's actually an idea, Brian.
• 1:17:26
  Testecleese: Bring.
• 1:17:28
  El Guapo: Correct.
• 1:17:28
  Testecleese: bring your NATO leaders and Putin to the table and say, okay, here's what's gonna happen, we're gonna break off whatever land bridge it is you need, right?
• 1:17:37
  Testecleese: to your… to, the Donbass through, through Crimea, right?
• 1:17:46
  Testecleese: We expect this to be done with… done and over forever.
• 1:17:50
  Testecleese: We're not bullshit, and this isn't gonna be like the last time when you guys just took Crimea.
• 1:17:54
  Testecleese: And now you need this other region. And to be sure of that, we're gonna put the UN headquarters in Ukraine.
• 1:18:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:18:02
  Testecleese: And if you bomb the UN headquarters, your fucking world is over.
• 1:18:07
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:18:08
  Testecleese: That sounds like a really good idea.
• 1:18:11
  El Guapo: They just keep on the fucking UN, whatever is the conflict, you know? Boom.
• 1:18:16
  Brian McFadden: And here's a thing that we hadn't heard for the four-year… we heard it for the Trump's first term, but we didn't hear it at all when Biden was president, but the view is…
• 1:18:27
  Testecleese: 100% true.
• 1:18:28
  Testecleese: They did it unto… they did it to Joe.
• 1:18:32
  Testecleese: They did it under Donald first, to set it up, as they really wanted to do this to Joe right before the election, but go.
• 1:18:39
  Brian McFadden: Whatever they didn't do it.
• 1:18:40
  Testecleese: No, he left on his own, because they threatened to do this.
• 1:18:45
  Testecleese: Even Pelosi threatened to 25th Joe Biden.
• 1:18:50
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, yeah.
• 1:18:53
  Testecleese: Was it Whoopi, is it?
• 1:18:55
  El Guapo: It says co-host. Who cares if you.
• 1:18:58
  Testecleese: Cool.
• 1:18:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, Warby Gilbert said it's time to invoke the 25th Amendment against Trump.
• 1:19:05
  El Guapo: Oh my god.
• 1:19:06
  Brian McFadden: Because of his speech at the UN General Assembly.
• 1:19:10
  Brian McFadden: Alright, let me… we haven't done this in a while, let me go ahead and take over sharing, and I'll give you some whoopie.
• 1:19:18
  El Guapo: Oh, God.
• 1:19:18
  Testecleese: For a while, we were doing a Whoopi clip.
• 1:19:20
  El Guapo: I ran out of beer! I ran out of fucking beer.
• 1:19:23
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's your home problem.
• 1:19:25
  Testecleese: That's yours.
• 1:19:25
  Ron Pascoe: Can we chug?
• 1:19:26
  Testecleese: I look forward to that.
• 1:19:26
  Ron Pascoe: Do we… we should start with his name?
• 1:19:32
  El Guapo: You're breaking up.
• 1:19:34
  Testecleese: Maybe, maybe Ronnie could send you some.
• 1:19:36
  El Guapo: Oh my god.
• 1:19:37
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Starts with the land.
• 1:19:38
  El Guapo: Officer.
• 1:19:39
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: some.
• 1:19:39
  El Guapo: Hey, we got commercials now.
• 1:19:41
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: But to you.
• 1:19:41
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:19:42
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: It's more than just property.
• 1:19:43
  Brian McFadden: I can skip it. No more John Deere.
• 1:19:45
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And I want to say this about Americans. 76% of Americans say Trump doesn't deserve to win the Nobel Peace Prize, so he's…
• 1:19:54
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: The Swedes don't want to give it to him, and they're the ones who have it. If he ends the war in Ukraine, he should get the Nobel Peace Prize. I'm not sure about that. Well, I just… listen, it's not…
• 1:20:07
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: happening at the moment. Yeah. He had an opportunity to do so much
• 1:20:12
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: more than he offered them, and they don't consider him to be serious anymore. And I'm worried. What is the amendment? The 20… 23rd? 23rd Amendment, when people start to say… 24th Amendment, when they say, maybe we should talk about, you know… Oh, oh.
• 1:20:30
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I don't even know the amendments. This is actually the 25th Amendment.
• 1:20:35
  Brian McFadden: 23rd, 24th, 25th, 1 third.
• 1:20:37
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:20:37
  El Guapo: You want to really win.
• 1:20:39
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: you start questioning someone's confidence. Well, if they question Biden's.
• 1:20:43
  El Guapo: It's just a repeal of that, Keith.
• 1:20:44
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: The time that acted like this, I would have said, yeah, take them, take them, and sit in people. But this was not… this was not presidential, and this was not helpful. No. This was not helpful. It was embarrassing. You know.
• 1:20:57
  El Guapo: You know. Where do you know.
• 1:20:58
  Testecleese: What did he actually say?
• 1:21:01
  Brian McFadden: Never know.
• 1:21:02
  El Guapo: Oh, never know.
• 1:21:04
  Testecleese: I mean, that's even better than Toronto, I'm an international pressure, right? And bad calf care.
• 1:21:12
  Testecleese: Dear God, he forgot when his own son died.
• 1:21:16
  Testecleese: That's what gets me.
• 1:21:18
  Testecleese: That was something they brought up when, they were talking about the Bolton documents, like, well, Trump had documents, and what happened to that, and it's like, so didn't Joe!
• 1:21:26
  Testecleese: Okay? And you guys tried to bring charges against Trump, but you said Joe was a startering fool.
• 1:21:32
  El Guapo: The difference between Joe and fucking Trump? Joe was a senator.
• 1:21:38
  El Guapo: Trump was the president.
• 1:21:41
  Testecleese: He was VP'd as well for some of it, but yeah.
• 1:21:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:21:46
  Testecleese: Trump actually had the authority to declassify.
• 1:21:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, he could do whatever, like, okay, Vikasman, okay, then you can do nothing, I'm sorry, but it is what it is.
• 1:21:57
  Testecleese: Alright. In this next one here, in this next first foreign topic, I got a good giggle out of.
• 1:22:02
  Brian McFadden: I appreciate this.
• 1:22:05
  Brian McFadden: Could have been a follow-up.
• 1:22:07
  Testecleese: Flotilla has been… I almost did, was attacked again.
• 1:22:11
  Brian McFadden: But this time, I'm using!
• 1:22:15
  Testecleese: Her music system was hijacked.
• 1:22:20
  Testecleese: She's Swedish, right? She's Swedish.
• 1:22:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, so they played out.
• 1:22:24
  Testecleese: Swedish… yeah, Swedish band, ABBA.
• 1:22:28
  El Guapo: It's like, got hijacked by ABBA, and she's crying about it.
• 1:22:33
  Testecleese: Yes, I think it's hilarious, dude.
• 1:22:39
  Testecleese: Well, that's perfect, isn't it?
• 1:22:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it is!
• 1:22:41
  El Guapo: It's… yeah, it's fucking stupid. Like, what the fuck is she doing? Is she fucking, like, crying about little shit like this?
• 1:22:50
  El Guapo: What the fuck is… like, honestly, you know… She doesn't know fucking violence. She doesn't know what a fucking violence is.
• 1:22:59
  El Guapo: War. It's fucking violence, brutal, cool.
• 1:23:03
  El Guapo: And she's fucking like, oh my god, they put ABBA in my fucking service system, oh, I cannot take it!
• 1:23:10
  Brian McFadden: Apparently, they played ABBA's Lay All Your Love On Me for hours.
• 1:23:15
  El Guapo: Oh, my… We have a good value.
• 1:23:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, just turn it off.
• 1:23:25
  El Guapo: Oh, fucking God, dude!
• 1:23:28
  El Guapo: I thought I hated this girl. I didn't care about this girl, but now I fucking hate her, dude, like, are you serious?
• 1:23:35
  Brian McFadden: Well, she's not that big on climate change anymore, because now she's going around in motorized boats and not sailboats anymore.
• 1:23:43
  El Guapo: Oh my god…
• 1:23:45
  Testecleese: That's because Gaza's more important.
• 1:23:48
  Testecleese: Fuck the Jews.
• 1:23:50
  Testecleese: Fuckin' see Jews!
• 1:23:54
  El Guapo: Oh my god, like, what's the parents do? She's, like, 19 now? 18? Why the fuck that's parents?
• 1:24:01
  Testecleese: her 20s right now. I'm getting… have you seen her new haircut?
• 1:24:04
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, who…
• 1:24:05
  El Guapo: Hey, man, look at…
• 1:24:06
  Testecleese: She looks like paid He-Man, it's hilarious!
• 1:24:09
  El Guapo: She looked like… she looked like my dick on a good day.
• 1:24:13
  Testecleese: Oh, God. Or, who was… who was the one that, oh my god, the one from Shrek there, the, the…
• 1:24:19
  El Guapo: Oh, the fucking priest! Yeah.
• 1:24:23
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:24:26
  Testecleese: Ryan's got music for us.
• 1:24:28
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: -Oh. All of them.
• 1:24:33
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I've been doing this for hours.
• 1:24:35
  Brian McFadden: Oh, no.
• 1:24:35
  El Guapo: Oh, my… I dig it, I dig it.
• 1:24:38
  Testecleese: Any discovers algebra.
• 1:24:40
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Every nuts.
• 1:24:40
  Testecleese: let alone apps.
• 1:24:44
  Brian McFadden: There's only a couple of Amazons I love.
• 1:24:49
  Brian McFadden: And this ain't one up!
• 1:24:53
  El Guapo: I guess you guys need water.
• 1:24:55
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: The Greek word.
• 1:24:56
  El Guapo: pretty dumb.
• 1:24:57
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: You're right.
• 1:24:58
  Ron Pascoe: Northeast.
• 1:24:59
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: What do you hear? Are there even any lyrics? I don't…
• 1:25:06
  Brian McFadden: Here they are.
• 1:25:09
  Brian McFadden: Ha ha ha!
• 1:25:11
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: We good! We good!
• 1:25:16
  Brian McFadden: Guapo dancing!
• 1:25:18
  El Guapo: I think this shit, dude.
• 1:25:20
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: That's my outlaws!
• 1:25:25
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: No, it isn't true.
• 1:25:28
  Testecleese: Oh, this, this makes me…
• 1:25:30
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Very happy, dude. This video is perfect, too.
• 1:25:38
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: My hands on my own for this shit, dude.
• 1:25:48
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Don't go away, Dream.
• 1:25:56
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: This is, like, Aquarius level.
• 1:25:59
  El Guapo: Yes!
• 1:26:01
  Brian McFadden: Hurry!
• 1:26:02
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Shooting!
• 1:26:03
  Brian McFadden: Totally Aquarius, you got it!
• 1:26:05
  El Guapo: Oh my god.
• 1:26:07
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Maybe I was not… Oh my god.
• 1:26:12
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I didn't alone.
• 1:26:14
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Come with me!
• 1:26:15
  El Guapo: You can addicted.
• 1:26:17
  El Guapo: Is she gonna take this? We'll make you think she's gonna be able to take… Fuckin' war.
• 1:26:21
  Ron Pascoe: You wrote Eurovision 1973, what a year, lad.
• 1:26:26
  Brian McFadden: Euro… did they win Eurovision? 1973.
• 1:26:35
  El Guapo: What did he say? What did he say?
• 1:26:38
  Brian McFadden: He said they were the Eurovision winner in 1973.
• 1:26:42
  El Guapo: Oh, man.
• 1:26:50
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:26:50
  El Guapo: I don't.
• 1:26:50
  Testecleese: Explain to me again what the United Kingdom is. What is the UK?
• 1:26:55
  El Guapo: The United Kingdom is England, Scotland, Ireland.
• 1:27:02
  Testecleese: I know.
• 1:27:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, the versatile. So, not all Ireland, but not the sex of Ireland.
• 1:27:10
  Ron Pascoe: Northern.
• 1:27:11
  El Guapo: Following.
• 1:27:12
  El Guapo: Northern Ireland.
• 1:27:13
  Testecleese: So it's just the part in the North Atlantic.
• 1:27:15
  Testecleese: That's UK.
• 1:27:18
  El Guapo: Hang on.
• 1:27:18
  Ron Pascoe: All in oil and wilds.
• 1:27:22
  Ron Pascoe: and Northern Ireland.
• 1:27:24
  El Guapo: Yeah, Northern Ireland.
• 1:27:27
  Testecleese: Okay? It's just, it's… this is… Fucking ridiculous.
• 1:27:30
  Brian McFadden: They're gonna recognize Palestine.
• 1:27:33
  Testecleese: Along with Canada.
• 1:27:34
  Ron Pascoe: That's true.
• 1:27:35
  Brian McFadden: That's part of all the UK, they're all UK!
• 1:27:37
  Testecleese: Well, apparently they're not! Apparently they're the Commonwealth!
• 1:27:41
  Ron Pascoe: Canada? Canada, right?
• 1:27:44
  Brian McFadden: No, he…
• 1:27:45
  El Guapo: You're breaking up. You're breaking up.
• 1:27:52
  El Guapo: You're still breaking up.
• 1:27:53
  Brian McFadden: If they all had the king, why aren't they part of the UK?
• 1:27:56
  Testecleese: Because it's common… UK, apparently, is just the northern Isles in the North Atlantic.
• 1:28:02
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I didn't know that.
• 1:28:04
  El Guapo: That's the British Isle… that's the British Isle.
• 1:28:08
  El Guapo: You're not kidding me?
• 1:28:09
  Ron Pascoe: They're an item as well. They're a recognisable sign as well. Where do you want it here in Australia?
• 1:28:17
  Ron Pascoe: It's not very… it's not a popular decision here.
• 1:28:21
  Brian McFadden: That, that pissed off Trump.
• 1:28:25
  Testecleese: They're not a… is this what Whoopi was talking about? Because, like, they're not… Palestine's not a country.
• 1:28:31
  Testecleese: What government are you recognizing?
• 1:28:34
  El Guapo: Boom.
• 1:28:35
  Ron Pascoe: Don't know.
• 1:28:36
  El Guapo: late?
• 1:28:37
  Testecleese: Hamas?
• 1:28:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're the leaders.
• 1:28:47
  Testecleese: And they said, yeah, we're just gonna recognize them as a nation. Okay, I guess, but, like, they're…
• 1:28:52
  Testecleese: They don't have any of the things a nation would have, like an organized government.
• 1:28:57
  El Guapo: Nope.
• 1:29:01
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, go ahead, Commissioner.
• 1:29:05
  Testecleese: God, you're ripping apart again. Are you in a greenhouse?
• 1:29:09
  El Guapo: There's escaping from the fuckin'…
• 1:29:13
  El Guapo: Hey guys, hey, let me get out of here, I'll talk to you guys later.
• 1:29:18
  Testecleese: Alright, man.
• 1:29:20
  El Guapo: Alright, have a good night.
• 1:29:21
  Testecleese: Right up.
• 1:29:23
  Testecleese: Well, apparently we picked off another, Venezuelan drug boat, like.
• 1:29:29
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:29:30
  Testecleese: While we were recording last week's episode, Don't particularly care, whatever.
• 1:29:36
  Testecleese: But it looks like Russia's pushing the border… the lines all over the world right now. I guess they're giving… they're fucking around near Alaska, and the US and Canada had to put up aircraft.
• 1:29:49
  Brian McFadden: Testing the… testing the water, see what the reaction will be.
• 1:29:54
  Testecleese: Do we need to react? And if we do react, does that mean war?
• 1:30:00
  Brian McFadden: I mean, we gotta protect our sovereign border, somehow. I mean, we didn't do a good job during the Biden administration with the Chinese balloons, so…
• 1:30:09
  Testecleese: That was the worst I'd ever seen, you're right.
• 1:30:11
  Brian McFadden: We waited until it got all the way across the country to… off the coast of South Carolina before we blew the damn thing up.
• 1:30:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, came all the way across, took pictures of all of our nuclear silos that are, hidden across the heartland.
• 1:30:27
  Brian McFadden: there.
• 1:30:29
  Testecleese: Oh, I'm sure that they're still there. I'm sure they didn't go away.
• 1:30:32
  Testecleese: Excuse me.
• 1:30:34
  Testecleese: I didn't realize this.
• 1:30:38
  Testecleese: back in April, the… the wife of the bassist for, Weezer.
• 1:30:44
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 1:30:45
  Testecleese: She's apparently also something like… Best-selling author.
• 1:30:50
  Testecleese: I don't know, Jillian, Lauren, never heard of her.
• 1:30:54
  Testecleese: Back in April, she friggin' opened fire, and it's on video.
• 1:30:58
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 1:30:59
  Testecleese: Open fire with a shotgun on police.
• 1:31:01
  Brian McFadden: And that's never gonna end well. She's lucky she didn't get shot back.
• 1:31:05
  Testecleese: She did.
• 1:31:06
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:31:07
  Testecleese: She, the police were chasing a hit-and-run suspect through her property. She just comes around the corner with a fucking shotgun and starts blasting.
• 1:31:15
  Brian McFadden: Oh, so she followed President… former President Biden's, lodge…
• 1:31:19
  Testecleese: Apparently. Apparently, they told her to drop the weapon, and that they're, you know, in pursuit, whatever, and she didn't care. Gunfight ensued. She got shot in the arm, taken into custody, and it turns out she's getting no jail time.
• 1:31:31
  Brian McFadden: Porsa!
• 1:31:33
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:31:34
  Brian McFadden: Because she's famous! She knows a famous person, so she's probably getting house arrest.
• 1:31:40
  Testecleese: She has to do, what, 2 years of psychiatric counseling?
• 1:31:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, she's 52, she was in her backyard and racking her gun at officers before opening fire, ordering… ignoring their demands to stand down.
• 1:31:55
  Testecleese: gunfire, blah blah blah. This is from Rolling Stone.
• 1:32:02
  Testecleese: Fucking crazy, dude. But she's, yeah,
• 1:32:07
  Testecleese: They wanted to get her with an attempted murder, but instead they got her a firing gun of gross negligence, no jail time, on the condition she entered a two-year mental health program. Under the terms of the agreement, she must refrain from drugs and alcohol and is banned from owning firearms.
• 1:32:24
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 1:32:25
  Testecleese: Crazy bitch went nuts.
• 1:32:26
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:32:27
  Testecleese: And, yeah, it's good, I just don't, don't, don't shoot it back.
• 1:32:32
  Brian McFadden: Please.
• 1:32:35
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:32:38
  Testecleese: anything else you want to talk about in leftovers?
• 1:32:41
  Brian McFadden: Well, we could talk about Bill Nye the Science Guy.
• 1:32:47
  Testecleese: Sure.
• 1:32:48
  Brian McFadden: He got his Hollywood Hawk Walk of Fame. I mean, apparently they're giving this shit out…
• 1:32:54
  Brian McFadden: For no reason at all, because…
• 1:32:57
  Brian McFadden: He's getting it for being Bill Nye the science guy, and he doesn't have a lick of knowledge or education in science.
• 1:33:05
  Brian McFadden: He's an actor!
• 1:33:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, but he's… I liked Mr. Wizard and Beekman's World better.
• 1:33:16
  Testecleese: I never watched Bill Nye, but I mean, he did do basic science experiments, I guess, with kids. Problem is, he's come out and said some really, really stupid shit, especially during COVID.
• 1:33:26
  Testecleese: That makes you look… will be like, you're the one who taught me about centrifugal and centripetal force, you know?
• 1:33:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:33:34
  Brian McFadden: And then, you see, I put this in late, where Trump was joking on True Social, I believe, that he talked to the head of Somalia to take Ilhan Omar back, but they don't want her.
• 1:33:48
  Testecleese: Of course, they don't want her.
• 1:33:50
  Testecleese: Of course not.
• 1:33:52
  Testecleese: alright, well, here's a good one, actually. Florida Man, Florida Mom.
• 1:33:58
  Testecleese: killed.
• 1:33:59
  Testecleese: By Florida Man.
• 1:34:02
  Testecleese: she was on an e-bike in Florida on her way back from, I don't know, wherever, single mom. Yeah.
• 1:34:09
  Testecleese: Dude hit it with a car at, quote, high rate of speed.
• 1:34:14
  Testecleese: Drove several more blocks with her stuck in the windshield before she finally, like, fell out.
• 1:34:20
  Brian McFadden: Wow.
• 1:34:20
  Testecleese: of the windshield.
• 1:34:22
  Testecleese: Cops, you know, came to the scene or whatever. Found this guy, like, 2 blocks away.
• 1:34:28
  Testecleese: At, like, the gas station or something, just, like, doopa-duper-doop.
• 1:34:33
  Testecleese: Drunk it off his ass like nothing had fucking happened.
• 1:34:36
  Brian McFadden: Right. Probably at a bar drinking again.
• 1:34:38
  Testecleese: Still, how do you not notice a human being going through your windshields?
• 1:34:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I've been… I've driven drunker than I should have in the past, but I think I'd recognize when I hit somebody and they're in my windshield.
• 1:34:51
  Testecleese: And if you don't recognize that as a human being, and I should probably stop now.
• 1:34:55
  Brian McFadden: Right, exactly.
• 1:34:56
  Testecleese: Possibly, possibly on the road still.
• 1:35:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:35:02
  Brian McFadden: And let's… let's go ahead and close out the show with this woman who shoots a man who refused to pay her for sex in Myrtle Beach Motel.
• 1:35:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, have fun defending that one in court.
• 1:35:16
  Testecleese: Why, why, yeah, why'd you shoot.
• 1:35:18
  Brian McFadden: I was a prostitute!
• 1:35:21
  Brian McFadden: Just doing something illegal to begin with!
• 1:35:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's like… That's like suing someone for not paying you for the drugs you sold them.
• 1:35:28
  Brian McFadden: That's like…
• 1:35:30
  Brian McFadden: Better yet, call the cops, because you… the drug dealer didn't give you the drugs you paid for. Yeah, or didn't have proper change.
• 1:35:40
  Testecleese: Hurry!
• 1:35:41
  Testecleese: Ugh, I love this stuff, man.
• 1:35:44
  Testecleese: Alright. Well, that was a good one to end it on.
• 1:35:48
  Brian McFadden: Oh, we lost all… repeat offender 2?
• 1:35:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, he fell off before Aguapa.
• 1:35:55
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 1:35:56
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Yep.
• 1:35:57
  Brian McFadden: That was a good one.
• 1:36:02
  Brian McFadden: I guess I just started shutting some stuff down.