Latest / Classic Metal Show / THE AI APOCALYPSE: Why Google Is Already DEAD & You’re Next! + Throwback
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- 0:00Hey everybody,
- 0:00this is Jordan Rudis from Dream Theater and you are watching
- 0:04CMS TV.
- 0:25SPEAKER_03: Metalshow.com.
- 0:27Sorry,
- 0:28we don't have any audio tonight there,
- 0:29kids,
- 0:30but unfortunately,
- 0:32that's the way it goes.
- 0:33SPEAKER_03: I'm working on it.
- 0:35SPEAKER_03: It's something that happened a couple weeks ago,
- 0:37SPEAKER_03: and it just corrected itself,
- 0:38SPEAKER_03: and tonight seems to be one of those nights,
- 0:40SPEAKER_03: but we're back.
- 0:43SPEAKER_03: Yes.
- 0:45SPEAKER_03: We are back.
- 0:47SPEAKER_03: It's a little rough start,
- 0:48SPEAKER_03: but I tried to fix it,
- 0:51SPEAKER_03: but nothing I can do to make it work right now.
- 0:54SPEAKER_03: It's just...
- 0:56SPEAKER_03: Something, a ghost in the machine, I guess.
- 0:59SPEAKER_03: Yep.
- 1:00SPEAKER_03: Isn't that the way?
- 1:01SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:03SPEAKER_03: So anyway, I'll screw around with it.
- 1:05SPEAKER_03: Maybe it'll just miraculously clear itself up.
- 1:09SPEAKER_03: It just did it last couple of weeks ago.
- 1:11SPEAKER_03: We had the same problem and it just fixed itself.
- 1:16SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't know what's going on.
- 1:18SPEAKER_03: It's weird.
- 1:19SPEAKER_03: I don't know what's wrong with it.
- 1:20SPEAKER_03: Maybe there's a driver.
- 1:21SPEAKER_03: But anyway,
- 1:22SPEAKER_03: we're back here on the Classic Metal Show after,
- 1:25SPEAKER_03: well,
- 1:26SPEAKER_03: after a week away of our normal show.
- 1:28SPEAKER_03: Of course,
- 1:28SPEAKER_03: we did,
- 1:29SPEAKER_03: or at least I did,
- 1:30a music show last week to make up for the time that Chris was
- 1:35way-handling some
- 1:36SPEAKER_03: bidness.
- 1:37SPEAKER_03: That's right.
- 1:38SPEAKER_03: Hopefully, you got your bidness handled.
- 1:42SPEAKER_03: Yeah, okay.
- 1:44SPEAKER_03: Well, I said hopefully.
- 1:46I haven't spoken with you,
- 1:48so I really don't know what's going on in your world,
- 1:51per se.
- 1:52SPEAKER_03: Well,
- 1:52SPEAKER_03: I won't get into all that because it's not my news,
- 1:57SPEAKER_03: A,
- 1:57SPEAKER_03: and it's medical shit,
- 1:58SPEAKER_03: B.
- 1:59SPEAKER_03: Right,
- 1:59SPEAKER_03: right.
- 2:00SPEAKER_03: Let's just say I had a staffing emergency and...
- 2:04okay and it left me left me very remote for a few days so but
- 2:11i'm here tonight
- 2:11that's all i can give you is i am here tonight so sure so so
- 2:16did you uh did you end
- 2:18up leaving the house and having to go to uh go to your pinball
- 2:23uh pick pick spot
- 2:24SPEAKER_03: area three times wow look at that
- 2:28SPEAKER_03: So, yeah, I learned all about all our new games.
- 2:32SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 2:34SPEAKER_03: You got new games at the Pinball PA?
- 2:37SPEAKER_03: Well,
- 2:37SPEAKER_03: Ed's always working stuff out,
- 2:40SPEAKER_03: fixing things,
- 2:41SPEAKER_03: moving things,
- 2:42SPEAKER_03: taking this out of stock,
- 2:43SPEAKER_03: putting this in stock,
- 2:44SPEAKER_03: whatever.
- 2:44SPEAKER_03: So with me going there so infrequently,
- 2:48SPEAKER_03: every time I go there,
- 2:49SPEAKER_03: it's like opening a new place again.
- 2:50SPEAKER_03: I discover five or ten things I have not seen before.
- 2:54SPEAKER_03: All right.
- 2:56SPEAKER_03: So all good, though.
- 2:57SPEAKER_03: I'm, you know, I'm here.
- 2:59SPEAKER_03: I'm here today.
- 2:59SPEAKER_03: That's all we can do.
- 3:02SPEAKER_03: All right.
- 3:03SPEAKER_03: Enough said.
- 3:03So while you were away,
- 3:07you know,
- 3:08I've had,
- 3:09I'm sure you have,
- 3:10too,
- 3:11had...
- 3:12material stacking up that that oh yeah potential discussion oh
- 3:18yeah you know a lot
- 3:19of uh things have happened in the last two weeks and uh i had a
- 3:23whole list of stuff
- 3:24for last week and it was just like oh shit well we'll have to
- 3:28wait till this week
- 3:30and we'll see how much of it we can get to this week yeah
- 3:33because there was a whole
- 3:34SPEAKER_03: bunch of shit this week that happened
- 3:36SPEAKER_03: I know.
- 3:36SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
- 3:37SPEAKER_03: Well,
- 3:37SPEAKER_03: of course,
- 3:38SPEAKER_03: uh,
- 3:39SPEAKER_03: not that you heard it,
- 3:40SPEAKER_03: but,
- 3:40SPEAKER_03: uh,
- 3:40SPEAKER_03: I started the show off with a couple of motorhead,
- 3:43SPEAKER_03: uh,
- 3:43SPEAKER_03: tunes and,
- 3:45SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 3:45SPEAKER_03: in memorum of Phil Campbell who passed away yesterday.
- 3:48SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 3:49SPEAKER_03: Uh, after, uh, after a, uh,
- 3:52SPEAKER_03: They said life-critical operation,
- 3:56SPEAKER_03: so I guess it was life-threatening because he did not survive.
- 4:01SPEAKER_03: Because it took his life, yeah.
- 4:02SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 4:03SPEAKER_03: Yeah, unfortunate.
- 4:04SPEAKER_03: I mean, obviously, 64 is pretty young to go, but...
- 4:09SPEAKER_03: I don't know,
- 4:09as I creep toward the eventual day that somebody finds my rigor
- 4:14mortis corpse,
- 4:16SPEAKER_03: finds me dead,
- 4:17SPEAKER_03: I'm struggling to speak already,
- 4:20SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
- 4:21SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 4:23SPEAKER_03: As we all go screaming toward that,
- 4:24SPEAKER_03: I start looking at these things,
- 4:26SPEAKER_03: and I see like Phil Campbell,
- 4:28SPEAKER_03: and my first thought was probably the same as you're,
- 4:30SPEAKER_03: 64,
- 4:30SPEAKER_03: too young to go.
- 4:33SPEAKER_03: And then my thought is, man, that guy really did live full.
- 4:37SPEAKER_03: You know, he, he had 40 ish years, 45 years of productive adult life.
- 4:43SPEAKER_03: And he was, you know, he was in a great band for all of that.
- 4:48SPEAKER_03: So,
- 4:49SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 4:49SPEAKER_03: he,
- 4:49SPEAKER_03: he did have a full life and he did,
- 4:51SPEAKER_03: he got it all in,
- 4:52SPEAKER_03: he got his hundred years.
- 4:53SPEAKER_03: He just got it in 60.
- 4:55SPEAKER_03: That's all.
- 4:56SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 4:56SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 4:57SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
- 4:58SPEAKER_03: So, uh, yeah, anyway, um,
- 5:01SPEAKER_03: Phil Campbell, no longer with us.
- 5:03SPEAKER_03: You know, people, of course, a few people have hit me up today.
- 5:07SPEAKER_03: And, you know, I looked in the old Fast Pass this afternoon.
- 5:12SPEAKER_03: And, of course, there's a few requests for Motorhead.
- 5:14SPEAKER_03: Sure.
- 5:16SPEAKER_03: Request music from the people who passed away that day.
- 5:20SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
- 5:21interestingly enough i guess i'm not sure what that's all about
- 5:25i mean obviously i
- 5:26did it to open the show sure and uh you know people always
- 5:30request uh tunes of you
- 5:32know artists you know members who who uh pass away you know
- 5:36that week or that day
- 5:38or whatever the case may be and they feel compelled to you know
- 5:42request a song that
- 5:43SPEAKER_03: uh that artist was known for
- 5:46SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't understand.
- 5:48SPEAKER_03: I don't do it.
- 5:48SPEAKER_03: Although I'm lying about that.
- 5:50SPEAKER_03: I do.
- 5:51When somebody does die,
- 5:52I tend to go to their list as well and play their music and
- 5:56whatever.
- 5:57SPEAKER_03: I think it's just a kind of...
- 5:59SPEAKER_03: almost like a personal send off type of a thing.
- 6:02Like you're sending it off in your own mind in a good way
- 6:06instead of sending it off
- 6:07SPEAKER_03: as,
- 6:07SPEAKER_03: Oh man,
- 6:07SPEAKER_03: this guy died getting caught on in a hospital.
- 6:10SPEAKER_03: You know,
- 6:11SPEAKER_03: it's much better to,
- 6:12SPEAKER_03: to throw on,
- 6:14SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 6:15SPEAKER_03: whatever overnight sensation or whatever,
- 6:18SPEAKER_03: and be like,
- 6:18SPEAKER_03: Oh man,
- 6:19SPEAKER_03: this guy did kick ass.
- 6:21SPEAKER_03: You know, I guess that's the reason, but I don't know.
- 6:25SPEAKER_03: But yeah, I don't know the, the filth, the,
- 6:30SPEAKER_03: Whoa.
- 6:31SPEAKER_03: What's that?
- 6:33SPEAKER_03: Hold on.
- 6:34SPEAKER_03: My shit just went crazy here.
- 6:38SPEAKER_03: Looks like I'm not the only one being...
- 6:40No,
- 6:41whatever you were doing turned the sound on the streaming
- 6:47stations off.
- 6:49SPEAKER_03: So when we went live, I forgot to actually hit the stop button on it.
- 6:53And all of a sudden it kicked in from you not trying to connect
- 6:56to it anymore.
- 6:57SPEAKER_03: Oh, I got you.
- 6:57SPEAKER_03: And I was like, whoa, what happened here?
- 7:01SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm just working on it a little bit.
- 7:04SPEAKER_03: So while we're chit-chatting it up to see if I can correct the problem.
- 7:09SPEAKER_03: Well, you didn't correct it, but it sure did blast into my head.
- 7:13SPEAKER_03: What was it?
- 7:13SPEAKER_03: The pre-recorded stuff?
- 7:15SPEAKER_03: No, I'm using the CMS Rocks station that has music that's playing 24-7.
- 7:21SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 7:22SPEAKER_03: And when you disconnect after X amount of time that you don't reconnect,
- 7:26SPEAKER_03: it just throws itself to the next track.
- 7:30SPEAKER_03: I gotcha.
- 7:31SPEAKER_03: And it just all of a sudden kicked into – what did it kick into –
- 7:36uh axel rose and michael shanker doing love to love all right
- 7:42well uh be beware
- 7:45because i i am going to be working on this a little bit as we
- 7:48go go through the
- 7:49evening to see if i can figure out what the hell is yeah when
- 7:51we go to break too
- 7:52when i go in the other room i'll i'll reboot the server maybe
- 7:56that's it maybe it's
- 7:56SPEAKER_03: on this side
- 7:59SPEAKER_03: Could be.
- 7:59SPEAKER_03: No, it's not.
- 8:00SPEAKER_03: It's on this side.
- 8:01SPEAKER_03: It's not that the screams won't work.
- 8:03It's just that the audio from one computer won't play through
- 8:09the streaming software.
- 8:13SPEAKER_03: You know, Demon keeps saying in the chat room that I am AI, Chris.
- 8:17Demon,
- 8:18you better hope I don't ever figure that out because believe
- 8:20you me,
- 8:21I will not be here.
- 8:22If I figure out how to get AI,
- 8:24Chris,
- 8:24doing this for six hours,
- 8:26I will be watching TV.
- 8:27SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 8:29bank on that you're gonna have your you're gonna have your ai
- 8:33fill in yeah i would
- 8:35i absolutely i i don't know that i would do it every week but i
- 8:38could see me doing
- 8:39one week a month where i would definitely have the ai you at
- 8:42you and the ai or
- 8:43maybe even ai neely right i've almost got it perfected almost
- 8:50to where our images
- 8:52like i i don't know if you've even noticed this you probably
- 8:54haven't because i
- 8:55SPEAKER_03: don't think you watched the videos back but
- 8:58SPEAKER_03: When I go with the live things,
- 9:00SPEAKER_03: I figured out a way to take our thumbnail and make it,
- 9:04SPEAKER_03: quote unquote,
- 9:05SPEAKER_03: come to life,
- 9:06SPEAKER_03: so to speak.
- 9:08SPEAKER_03: And the thumbnails look really realistic to me and you.
- 9:13SPEAKER_03: But when it comes to life and it starts like talking or doing something,
- 9:18SPEAKER_03: the facial expressions are just a little bit off still.
- 9:22SPEAKER_03: Not bad, but just a little to where you know it isn't us anymore.
- 9:27SPEAKER_03: I've almost got it narrowed down.
- 9:29SPEAKER_03: Once I've got it narrowed down,
- 9:31SPEAKER_03: believe you me,
- 9:32SPEAKER_03: there might be a Wednesday CMS hosted by Chris A-I-K-I-N.
- 9:38SPEAKER_02: Right.
- 9:43SPEAKER_03: All right.
- 9:44SPEAKER_03: Perfect.
- 9:45SPEAKER_03: Well, we are moving quickly to that reality, you know, virtual reality.
- 9:51SPEAKER_03: Dude, it is so fast how quick this stuff is changing.
- 9:54SPEAKER_03: Well, we kind of knew it.
- 9:55I mean,
- 9:56you know,
- 9:56we were just talking and we were saying,
- 9:59you know,
- 9:59it'll just be a matter.
- 10:00SPEAKER_03: You know, we were projecting.
- 10:03SPEAKER_03: We were saying, well, what's it going to be like in five years?
- 10:05SPEAKER_03: It's like five years.
- 10:07SPEAKER_03: Talk about 10 months, you know?
- 10:10yeah it's i mean it's just happening so fast everybody will be
- 10:14unemployed this time
- 10:15two years from now everybody every single listener that we have
- 10:19right now will be
- 10:20SPEAKER_03: unemployed you'll all be killing each other to get a piece of corn out of
- 10:24somebody's yard or something you know it's coming it's getting
- 10:30cheap it's very
- 10:32SPEAKER_03: bizarre it is
- 10:33SPEAKER_03: But yeah,
- 10:35SPEAKER_03: unfortunately,
- 10:36SPEAKER_03: well,
- 10:36SPEAKER_03: yeah,
- 10:37SPEAKER_03: unfortunately,
- 10:37SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 10:38SPEAKER_03: life,
- 10:39SPEAKER_03: life does not,
- 10:40SPEAKER_03: life changes constantly.
- 10:43And this is one of those changes that it's just going to happen
- 10:46whether we want it to or not.
- 10:50SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 10:50SPEAKER_03: Well,
- 10:50SPEAKER_03: with any luck,
- 10:51SPEAKER_03: we'll go to that model that they keep talking about where,
- 10:53SPEAKER_03: yeah,
- 10:53SPEAKER_03: you don't have to work anymore.
- 10:55SPEAKER_03: You just, you just exist and the robots will do all the work for us.
- 11:01SPEAKER_03: We'll just live in luxury.
- 11:03yeah sure yeah i don't think that'll happen either right
- 11:06instead they'll find a way
- 11:07to enslave us to keep the robots working or something that's
- 11:12what it'll be the
- 11:13robots will enslave us to you know grease their their knees or
- 11:17whatever but anyway
- 11:23SPEAKER_03: Well, you're a guy who's into tech.
- 11:27I mean,
- 11:27are you embracing the AI aside from doing the thumbnails and
- 11:32stuff?
- 11:33Are you using it in a practical way to make your work easier
- 11:42and so on and so forth?
- 11:45SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 11:46SPEAKER_03: I've built several websites even for customers completely out of AI now.
- 11:52SPEAKER_03: You know, with just, you know, I tell it what I want.
- 11:54SPEAKER_03: I look at it and the customer looks at it and they tell me this.
- 11:57And now I've figured out how to change the prompts and make the
- 12:01prompts work.
- 12:02SPEAKER_03: You know, and yeah, I'm using it.
- 12:05SPEAKER_03: I'm learning all the time.
- 12:07SPEAKER_03: I'm learning, you know, I'm learning how to use it.
- 12:11SPEAKER_03: The unique thing about it to me is...
- 12:14SPEAKER_03: And I'll tell you the company that I think is going to fold the first,
- 12:18SPEAKER_03: which is probably going to shock you because not even two years ago,
- 12:22SPEAKER_03: it was the biggest company on the planet is Google.
- 12:26I think Google is in for a rough,
- 12:29rough,
- 12:30rough time because people are just not using Google.
- 12:34SPEAKER_03: Google is...
- 12:37i i don't know about everybody i'll just talk for me as
- 12:39somebody that is in this
- 12:41world right now i have not done a google search in at least a
- 12:45year not one time all
- 12:46right what i do now is i go to my go-to is grok just because
- 12:51it's fast but they all
- 12:53work you know there's no reason to go to google like even siri
- 12:59like i'll just give
- 13:00SPEAKER_03: you just a practical example
- 13:02SPEAKER_03: Last night I was watching, I don't remember what I was watching.
- 13:05SPEAKER_03: I was watching some TV show and there was a girl in it.
- 13:09SPEAKER_03: I was watching NYPD Blue and there's this really hot chick that was Ricky
- 13:15SPEAKER_03: Schroeder's girlfriend on the show and her name was Mary on the show.
- 13:19well in real life her name is sherry rapaport and i knew that
- 13:23because you know me
- 13:24with hot chicks i learned their names on the tv shows but i was
- 13:28like i was like is
- 13:29she still acting because i've not seen her since 2000 or
- 13:33whatever when she was on
- 13:34this show so i went to siri and i was like is is uh sherry
- 13:40rapaport still acting
- 13:42SPEAKER_03: and it goes here's what i found online
- 13:45SPEAKER_03: Now,
- 13:46SPEAKER_03: in the old days,
- 13:47SPEAKER_03: I would click that link and I would go and see what they found online,
- 13:51SPEAKER_03: right?
- 13:52SPEAKER_03: Nah, I couldn't be bothered with that.
- 13:54SPEAKER_03: I went to X and then I clicked the Grok button and I was like,
- 13:58SPEAKER_03: tell me what Sherry Rapaport is doing now.
- 14:01SPEAKER_03: And it's like, Sherry Rapaport is in, just boom, it tells you everything.
- 14:05SPEAKER_03: And I know it makes me lazier and stupider.
- 14:07SPEAKER_03: I get it.
- 14:09SPEAKER_03: Because now I don't think anymore.
- 14:10SPEAKER_03: Now I don't read anymore.
- 14:11SPEAKER_03: I just wait for it to tell me something.
- 14:14SPEAKER_03: But that is the way we're going.
- 14:16SPEAKER_03: You know,
- 14:16I've been working behind the scenes on a pretty big software
- 14:22project for Pinball PA
- 14:24SPEAKER_03: that's allegedly going to change everything from how we book parties and
- 14:28SPEAKER_03: memberships and all this other shit.
- 14:30SPEAKER_03: And it's really intensive.
- 14:33SPEAKER_03: And I mean,
- 14:34SPEAKER_03: intensive enough that for the last three weeks,
- 14:36SPEAKER_03: I've been in class two days a week learning how to work this shit.
- 14:40SPEAKER_03: But when it comes to the practical,
- 14:41SPEAKER_03: how to do it,
- 14:43SPEAKER_03: I just go into Grok now and I'm like,
- 14:45SPEAKER_03: okay,
- 14:45SPEAKER_03: Grok,
- 14:46SPEAKER_03: I want to do bup,
- 14:47SPEAKER_03: bup,
- 14:47SPEAKER_03: bup,
- 14:47SPEAKER_03: bup,
- 14:47SPEAKER_03: bup.
- 14:48And I explain all of it out to Grok and then it says,
- 14:50well,
- 14:51here's how to do it.
- 14:52SPEAKER_03: Boom, boom, boom.
- 14:53You know,
- 14:54and I just let it,
- 14:54I use it as a guide now so I don't waste time.
- 15:00SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 15:00SPEAKER_03: That's how I'm using AI now.
- 15:03I have done some practical things,
- 15:05you know,
- 15:05like I said,
- 15:06building a website here and there.
- 15:08SPEAKER_03: I've taken a crack at building an app.
- 15:10SPEAKER_03: It didn't look quite the way I liked,
- 15:12SPEAKER_03: and I don't know enough about the internal code to fix it,
- 15:16SPEAKER_03: but I'm learning,
- 15:17SPEAKER_03: you know.
- 15:19I told you a year ago that I was going to take a month off and
- 15:22just learn it
- 15:23SPEAKER_03: because I didn't want to get passed.
- 15:25And now I'm starting to get phone calls of,
- 15:27can you work with AI to put in a phone system?
- 15:33SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 15:33SPEAKER_03: Or can you work with AI to help us with our billing?
- 15:38SPEAKER_03: Or these types of things.
- 15:39SPEAKER_03: And I'm making my way into that world now.
- 15:43SPEAKER_03: You have to.
- 15:45SPEAKER_03: Well, of course.
- 15:45SPEAKER_03: I mean, you're going to get left behind if you don't adapt.
- 15:48SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and I'm too fat to be a criminal now.
- 15:52SPEAKER_03: I can't do that.
- 15:53SPEAKER_03: You can't be a smooth criminal.
- 15:56SPEAKER_03: I'm too easily identifiable.
- 15:58SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 15:59SPEAKER_03: If I stick somebody up, it's not going to be hard to find me, is it?
- 16:03Well,
- 16:03it was this big fat guy,
- 16:04big long hair,
- 16:06beard,
- 16:07white,
- 16:08looks like fucking Santa Claus.
- 16:10SPEAKER_03: You know, Santa Claus in a hoodie, go.
- 16:13SPEAKER_03: I don't think it'd be too hard to find me.
- 16:15SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 16:16SPEAKER_03: So since I can't be a good criminal, I just have to learn AI.
- 16:19SPEAKER_03: Sure.
- 16:20SPEAKER_03: That's the way it works.
- 16:21SPEAKER_03: So do you like it?
- 16:23SPEAKER_03: No, I don't, honestly.
- 16:26I mean,
- 16:26it's convenient,
- 16:27but I don't like how far it levels the playing field.
- 16:32SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 16:33SPEAKER_03: I mean, you can...
- 16:36SPEAKER_03: It's going to become,
- 16:37SPEAKER_03: there's going to be super user guys and regular guys,
- 16:41SPEAKER_03: but a lot of company,
- 16:43SPEAKER_03: you know how in most companies when you're working,
- 16:47SPEAKER_03: there's usually that one guy that's not great at everything,
- 16:50SPEAKER_03: but he's good enough that he keeps getting promotions.
- 16:54That's what it's going to do to everybody because anybody can
- 16:58go in and say,
- 16:59SPEAKER_03: I need a four line phone system or
- 17:03And I need it to go to here to this phone number if they click
- 17:07option one.
- 17:08SPEAKER_03: And I need it to go to this phone number if it's option two.
- 17:10SPEAKER_03: And, you know, any dumbbell can do that.
- 17:13SPEAKER_03: But when it comes down to the intricate work of it,
- 17:16SPEAKER_03: of,
- 17:16SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 17:17getting it to forward messages or scan messages so that if it's
- 17:23a sales call that
- 17:24SPEAKER_03: it automatically forwards the
- 17:27SPEAKER_03: the message to the sales team,
- 17:29SPEAKER_03: or if it's a technical call forwards,
- 17:31SPEAKER_03: the message to the technical team,
- 17:33SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 17:33SPEAKER_03: by quickly scanning and reading stuff,
- 17:37SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 17:37SPEAKER_03: that's going to be where the super users like me will be.
- 17:40But I know as well as anybody,
- 17:43the super users are always going to be priced.
- 17:45It's going to be just like web design was where I went into web
- 17:48design and I can't
- 17:50SPEAKER_03: tell you how many first conversations started with,
- 17:53SPEAKER_03: you know what?
- 17:53We used to have our uncle's brother do this and he did an okay
- 17:57job with the
- 17:58SPEAKER_03: website,
- 17:58SPEAKER_03: but we need a professional now.
- 18:00SPEAKER_03: That's what it's going to turn into.
- 18:03SPEAKER_03: And,
- 18:04SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 18:05SPEAKER_03: I honestly think that the advent of AI,
- 18:07the general advent of AI is what's going to make it's going to
- 18:12AI jobs are going to
- 18:13SPEAKER_03: be the new McDonald's jobs.
- 18:16they're going to pay you 20 bucks an hour or whatever it is and
- 18:19it's just going to
- 18:20be you know tell the kiosk to you know do this or when the
- 18:27kiosk says this go
- 18:28change the oil in the fryer or whatever you know that's that's
- 18:32what it's going to
- 18:33turn into and i don't think people i think people that are not
- 18:37embracing ai in
- 18:39SPEAKER_03: whatever job they do i don't care if it's carpentry
- 18:43SPEAKER_03: If you're not embracing it, you're going to be left behind it.
- 18:46SPEAKER_03: You're just going to be left behind.
- 18:49SPEAKER_03: Because the companies are,
- 18:50SPEAKER_03: the biggest companies are already downsizing fucking Facebook or Meta.
- 18:55SPEAKER_03: I don't know if you saw this.
- 18:56SPEAKER_03: They had record profits announcement last month.
- 19:00SPEAKER_03: And they still fired, I think it was 15,000 employees.
- 19:04SPEAKER_03: Because they don't need them anymore.
- 19:06SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 19:07SPEAKER_03: And that's going to happen in all walks of life.
- 19:10Eventually,
- 19:11a guy that's a roofer,
- 19:13there'll be an AI machine that just goes across the roof.
- 19:18SPEAKER_03: There'll be one AI machine that lays in the big pieces of sheet.
- 19:22There'll be another AI machine that goes in and drops a shingle
- 19:26and nails it in
- 19:27SPEAKER_03: four or six places or whatever.
- 19:28SPEAKER_03: They essentially have that now in a lot of factories and so forth.
- 19:33SPEAKER_03: I mean,
- 19:34SPEAKER_03: like car manufacturers and stuff,
- 19:36SPEAKER_03: they have all the robotics that build cars on the assembly line.
- 19:42SPEAKER_03: So it's, you know, not that far off.
- 19:45SPEAKER_03: Think about even little, like yesterday here and probably there too.
- 19:50SPEAKER_03: You have the high winds yesterday too?
- 19:52SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, absolutely.
- 19:53SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 19:53SPEAKER_03: Well, here, we had real bad high winds.
- 19:56SPEAKER_03: It knocked power out pretty much all over the place.
- 19:59SPEAKER_03: My power was up and down a few times yesterday.
- 20:02SPEAKER_01: Hey, you.
- 20:04SPEAKER_01: Why are you watching this with commercials?
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- 20:15SPEAKER_01: Stop waiting.
- 20:20SPEAKER_03: And you know the drill.
- 20:21SPEAKER_03: Everybody knows the drill.
- 20:22SPEAKER_03: The power goes out.
- 20:24SPEAKER_03: They call a crew.
- 20:25SPEAKER_03: A crew goes out to a line or a, what do you call that thing?
- 20:31SPEAKER_03: The big power thing.
- 20:33SPEAKER_03: The transformer.
- 20:36SPEAKER_03: Crew goes out there.
- 20:37They take a look at it and it reconnects the lines or resets
- 20:41the transformer.
- 20:42SPEAKER_03: Or they do whatever they do, right?
- 20:45We're probably a year away from when those power companies
- 20:48start installing some AI
- 20:49SPEAKER_03: stuff,
- 20:50SPEAKER_03: some system analysis stuff right on it,
- 20:53SPEAKER_03: and some fixes for the things that they find most of the time.
- 20:57There'll be some kind of electronic arm that can replay,
- 21:00reconnect a cable,
- 21:02and,
- 21:03you know,
- 21:03re...
- 21:05SPEAKER_03: resolder it and test and do test runs through the line.
- 21:08SPEAKER_03: And they'll,
- 21:09SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 21:09all the equipment that the techs have in their pocket that they
- 21:12pull out and they
- 21:12SPEAKER_03: connect to the wires and shit.
- 21:14And,
- 21:15oh,
- 21:15we're getting 18 volts instead of 16 or whatever they're
- 21:18supposed to get.
- 21:19SPEAKER_03: All that shit will be automated on the pole,
- 21:22SPEAKER_03: which means that every,
- 21:23SPEAKER_03: everybody in that business will be out of business.
- 21:27Anybody that's in that business of repairing that kind of stuff
- 21:33will be out of business.
- 21:35SPEAKER_03: Car repair is going to go...
- 21:37Why would you hire a mechanic that may or may not get your car
- 21:41right when you can
- 21:42SPEAKER_03: put some kind of a...
- 21:45plug or something on your on your engine and it can tell you
- 21:50fuse c3 is is bad and
- 21:52your belt is loose and your your transmission is slipping on
- 21:57the eighth key of the
- 21:59of the grind gear or whatever right you know all this shit is
- 22:03going to happen in
- 22:04the short term this is all coming now and everybody that's just
- 22:09sitting around
- 22:09going yeah my job's safe nobody's going to replace greeting
- 22:13card writers yeah they
- 22:14SPEAKER_03: will
- 22:15SPEAKER_03: You're all going to get replaced.
- 22:17SPEAKER_03: So be ready.
- 22:19SPEAKER_03: The government will save us.
- 22:20SPEAKER_03: Shut up, Brian.
- 22:22SPEAKER_03: The government wants this.
- 22:24SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 22:27well you seem to have uh you know you seem to have uh an inside
- 22:32track on how all
- 22:33this works and good on you for uh you know keeping up on it and
- 22:37studying it and
- 22:39understanding it and maybe even you know obviously using some
- 22:43sure so uh gotta stay
- 22:46SPEAKER_03: ahead of the game man yeah absolutely
- 22:49because i don't have that many years i was thinking about this
- 22:52earlier today i
- 22:53don't have that many years left before i start slipping in the
- 22:57game i already feel
- 22:58like i'm starting to slip i already feel like i'm going to be a
- 23:00dementia patient in
- 23:01five years just because i don't know i mean you're you're a
- 23:05little older than me do
- 23:07you find yourself going to start doing something and forgetting
- 23:10what it is no i
- 23:12SPEAKER_03: haven't i haven't experienced that quote unquote that senior moment yet i
- 23:16I have it all the time,
- 23:18all the time,
- 23:19where I know I'm working on something.
- 23:22And a lot of the time it is because I'm doing two or three
- 23:26things at once,
- 23:27SPEAKER_03: so I'm not really focused,
- 23:28SPEAKER_03: focused on anything.
- 23:30But there's a lot of times where I go to do something and then
- 23:34I just do this.
- 23:37I can't remember what I was I was just remembering to do and
- 23:41you know my dad my dad
- 23:42died of dementia or it was part of his death was dementia and
- 23:48you know and I can
- 23:49see me being a babbling idiot that my kids point at a wall
- 23:52somewhere and say here
- 23:53SPEAKER_03: you're watching TV dad
- 23:55SPEAKER_03: You know, I can see that happening soon.
- 23:58SPEAKER_03: Sure.
- 23:59SPEAKER_03: Can't wait.
- 24:00SPEAKER_03: Just a quick break-in update.
- 24:02SPEAKER_03: I fixed the audio.
- 24:03SPEAKER_03: What was it?
- 24:04SPEAKER_03: Do you know now?
- 24:06SPEAKER_03: There was,
- 24:06SPEAKER_03: for some reason,
- 24:08SPEAKER_03: on the mic,
- 24:12SPEAKER_03: the path from the sound card to the output was unclicked.
- 24:19SPEAKER_03: I don't know why that is.
- 24:21SPEAKER_03: It's like,
- 24:21SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 24:22SPEAKER_03: like if there was an update on the,
- 24:24SPEAKER_03: on the windows or whatever,
- 24:26SPEAKER_03: it fucks that up.
- 24:27SPEAKER_03: Now I know where the problem lies.
- 24:31SPEAKER_03: There we go.
- 24:32SPEAKER_03: So we have audio tonight, kids, on the audio stream.
- 24:35SPEAKER_03: See, but in the future, I'll just give you a little program.
- 24:38SPEAKER_03: See,
- 24:39SPEAKER_03: I could literally go to AI Studio,
- 24:41SPEAKER_03: and if you told me,
- 24:44SPEAKER_03: like,
- 24:45SPEAKER_03: took some screenshots and whatnot of all that stuff,
- 24:48SPEAKER_03: I could literally...
- 24:50SPEAKER_03: Push all that into AI studio and it would give you click here,
- 24:55SPEAKER_03: click there,
- 24:55SPEAKER_03: click there,
- 24:56SPEAKER_03: click there.
- 24:57And not that it,
- 24:58not that it took that long to fix,
- 24:59but it is 44 minutes after the show started.
- 25:02SPEAKER_03: We could, we might've been there in two minutes.
- 25:05SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 25:05SPEAKER_03: Of course.
- 25:06SPEAKER_03: Just because the, and really the AI might be able to just fix it.
- 25:10SPEAKER_03: There's no reason the AI couldn't click an on switch.
- 25:15SPEAKER_03: I mean, if I can work a mouse, the AI can work the mouse.
- 25:19SPEAKER_03: Yeah, exactly.
- 25:21SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so.
- 25:23SPEAKER_03: But anyway, the music part of the show has been saved.
- 25:28SPEAKER_03: Yay.
- 25:30SPEAKER_03: All those fast passers are like, whew, thank God.
- 25:33SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I know.
- 25:34SPEAKER_03: So, yeah.
- 25:36SPEAKER_03: Fear not, because everything was running right.
- 25:40SPEAKER_03: It was receiving the audio, because I have three machines in this studio.
- 25:45SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 25:46SPEAKER_03: And they run into the broadcast machine,
- 25:49SPEAKER_03: and I was looking at the audio properties of the broadcast machine,
- 25:52SPEAKER_03: and it was showing that it was receiving the audio,
- 25:56SPEAKER_03: but the streaming software was not broadcasting it.
- 26:00SPEAKER_02: Hmm.
- 26:01So there was a Windows update this week,
- 26:05and I'm sure that's what fucked you up.
- 26:09SPEAKER_03: So thank you, Windows.
- 26:10SPEAKER_03: Thanks for screwing with my settings.
- 26:12SPEAKER_03: Yeah, appreciate that.
- 26:14SPEAKER_03: See, Windows is another thing.
- 26:16SPEAKER_03: That's another thing that's going to go away.
- 26:17SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I agree with that.
- 26:20window like i don't use i i have three computers that i that
- 26:25are like my work
- 26:26computers or my my computers i have this one here that's just
- 26:30my podcasting
- 26:31SPEAKER_03: computer i don't use it for really anything else just podcasting and
- 26:36doing interviews and that then i have my windows laptop which
- 26:39is kind of my my
- 26:41workhorse machine and then i have my third machine that used to
- 26:46be windows but i've
- 26:47now changed it over to mint linux okay and and the only reason
- 26:51i did that was
- 26:52because it was one of those that had windows 10 and it said
- 26:55said you have to throw
- 26:56SPEAKER_03: this computer away because it won't work with windows 11.
- 27:00SPEAKER_03: And I was like, suck my dick.
- 27:01SPEAKER_03: I'm going to, you know, I was like, I'm going to go to Linux.
- 27:05SPEAKER_03: I went to Linux.
- 27:06SPEAKER_03: It works just like Windows.
- 27:08SPEAKER_03: It's not like you have to open a terminal and say curl dash S blah,
- 27:14SPEAKER_03: blah,
- 27:14SPEAKER_03: blah,
- 27:15SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 27:15SPEAKER_03: all this code.
- 27:17SPEAKER_03: It works just like Windows.
- 27:18And look,
- 27:19if I showed it to you,
- 27:20you wouldn't even know that it's not Windows.
- 27:22SPEAKER_03: That's how close it is.
- 27:24SPEAKER_03: And it's 100% free.
- 27:26SPEAKER_03: And it works with 99% of the stuff that most people use.
- 27:31SPEAKER_03: It's not real good for gaming necessarily.
- 27:33And it's not real good for,
- 27:35you know,
- 27:36like graphics,
- 27:38you know,
- 27:38doing graphics or whatever.
- 27:39SPEAKER_03: It's not the best.
- 27:41SPEAKER_03: But...
- 27:42for free versus what does windows cost five hundred dollars for
- 27:46a person yeah it
- 27:48always just comes on the machine but it's it used to be several
- 27:53hundred dollars
- 27:54right and it did all of that stuff it's all going away remember
- 27:58when you had to
- 27:59have you had to pay money to have what was that software you
- 28:03used to use wave lab
- 28:05SPEAKER_03: Oh, I still use that.
- 28:07SPEAKER_03: Wave Lab.
- 28:07SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 28:08SPEAKER_03: But you bought it at some point, and I don't remember what.
- 28:10SPEAKER_03: It was probably $50, $60, something like that.
- 28:12SPEAKER_03: No, it was.
- 28:13SPEAKER_03: I bought.
- 28:14SPEAKER_03: The one that I bought, it was on sale.
- 28:16SPEAKER_03: It was 50% off, and I believe it was about $150.
- 28:19SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 28:19SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 28:21SPEAKER_03: Which, fair enough.
- 28:22SPEAKER_03: But now,
- 28:23SPEAKER_03: these days,
- 28:23SPEAKER_03: you can get the exact same thing with more features on Audacity,
- 28:26SPEAKER_03: which is free.
- 28:28SPEAKER_03: You know?
- 28:29SPEAKER_03: Or GarageBand, which is free.
- 28:32SPEAKER_03: Or, you know, if you're an Apple person.
- 28:34SPEAKER_03: And same with, like, video editing.
- 28:38SPEAKER_03: I use, like, I have all the junk.
- 28:41SPEAKER_03: I have Adobe Premiere Pro, and I have...
- 28:45SPEAKER_03: Uh, you know, iMovie and stuff here on the Mac and whatever.
- 28:48And you know what I use this fucking cheap,
- 28:51shitty software called NCH video pad.
- 28:55SPEAKER_03: It's like $40 a year or some, it's like $10 a quarter.
- 29:00I don't even know how they bill,
- 29:02but it's like 10 bucks a quarter and it just works.
- 29:04SPEAKER_03: It works every time you see,
- 29:06everybody sees the videos that I put together every week and I
- 29:09do it in between
- 29:11SPEAKER_03: breaks here on the show.
- 29:12SPEAKER_03: That's how quick it works.
- 29:14SPEAKER_03: Uh,
- 29:14SPEAKER_03: But if I didn't even want to spend those $40,
- 29:17SPEAKER_03: you could download something like Caden Live or Shotcut.
- 29:23There's bunches of software that are out there that are free
- 29:25for video editing or
- 29:27SPEAKER_03: for making shorts or for making whatever you want to make.
- 29:33Everything is going to the free model because more and more
- 29:36you're not going to use it.
- 29:38SPEAKER_03: Like Photoshop.
- 29:40SPEAKER_03: I don't even think I have Photoshop installed on anything anymore.
- 29:44SPEAKER_03: I used to live in Photoshop.
- 29:47SPEAKER_03: Photoshop was always open.
- 29:50Remember in the old days you had one or two programs that were
- 29:53always open?
- 29:53SPEAKER_03: For most people, it was Word and Outlook.
- 29:56SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 29:57SPEAKER_03: They were always open.
- 29:58SPEAKER_03: And then way old, you also had AOL Instant Messenger always open.
- 30:03SPEAKER_03: Sure.
- 30:04SPEAKER_03: These days, nah.
- 30:05SPEAKER_03: Don't even have them.
- 30:06SPEAKER_03: These days, it's so much easier to...
- 30:10Write a really good description and throw it into Gemini or
- 30:14something and have it
- 30:14SPEAKER_03: shit out of picture.
- 30:16SPEAKER_03: You know, it's just easier.
- 30:19SPEAKER_03: So, yeah, AI is changing everything.
- 30:22SPEAKER_03: I know.
- 30:23SPEAKER_03: Well,
- 30:23SPEAKER_03: if you,
- 30:25SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 30:25are still young enough to have a career and you're concerned
- 30:29about being replaced,
- 30:31SPEAKER_03: learn a trade.
- 30:32SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 30:34SPEAKER_03: Learn to fix a car.
- 30:35SPEAKER_03: That's going to be the last one.
- 30:36SPEAKER_03: Although now they're saying that we won't even own cars pretty soon.
- 30:40SPEAKER_03: Vehicles are all going to be, you know, what, no driver Uber.
- 30:47SPEAKER_03: Driverless vehicles.
- 30:49SPEAKER_03: Driverless Uber.
- 30:50SPEAKER_03: Well, welcome to Johnny Cab.
- 30:52SPEAKER_03: Yeah, exactly.
- 30:53SPEAKER_03: That's what it's going to be.
- 30:54SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 30:56SPEAKER_03: That is exactly what it's going to be.
- 30:58SPEAKER_03: Jim, you could say AI sucks all you want.
- 31:01SPEAKER_03: It ain't going to change the fact that it's coming.
- 31:04SPEAKER_03: Be happy that you're an old,
- 31:05decrepit human being that's already past the point of
- 31:07retirement and hope that they
- 31:09SPEAKER_03: don't waste all your retirement money on AI,
- 31:12SPEAKER_03: which is a real possibility.
- 31:15SPEAKER_03: Because they are just hemorrhaging money into AI right now.
- 31:18SPEAKER_03: Everybody's just putting billions and billions of dollars into it.
- 31:25SPEAKER_03: Don't be shocked,
- 31:25SPEAKER_03: Jim,
- 31:26if you're 80 years old and you have to go out there and collect
- 31:30up carts at Walmart
- 31:32SPEAKER_03: or something.
- 31:35SPEAKER_03: They'll have an AI-driven machine to go out there and collect.
- 31:37SPEAKER_03: They probably will.
- 31:39SPEAKER_03: You know what?
- 31:39SPEAKER_03: I'm sure you're right about that, too.
- 31:41SPEAKER_03: They'll all be radio-controlled somehow,
- 31:44SPEAKER_03: and there'll be just like a central location,
- 31:47SPEAKER_03: and it'll just run the cart return.
- 31:50SPEAKER_03: It'll be like a Roomba.
- 31:52SPEAKER_03: It'll be just like a Roomba.
- 31:53SPEAKER_03: It'll drive itself out.
- 31:55SPEAKER_03: It'll detect what's coming at it,
- 31:58SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 31:58SPEAKER_03: and it'll go and it'll get underneath the cart somehow and...
- 32:02and connect and keep going or the cart itself will just could
- 32:07be that i don't think
- 32:08they'll go that far because that'd be very expensive well i
- 32:11mean it'll get cheaper
- 32:12as time goes on true but then again they may not have carts
- 32:16anymore they might not
- 32:18they they might have some kind of a trolley system that just
- 32:21you know conveyor that
- 32:22SPEAKER_03: just lowers into your trunk or something
- 32:25it could happen i mean why you know we're saying this as if
- 32:28it's a joke but six
- 32:31months ago six months ago we would have been telling the same
- 32:34joke about oh and
- 32:35then the artwork on the on the youtube will get done by itself
- 32:38and it's like
- 32:41everything's going this way like today i was working on some um
- 32:45i felt like the
- 32:46commercials that we have on the show are a little stale because
- 32:50i use them every
- 32:51week same commercials okay so i cut some new commercials of
- 32:55which i went to ai and
- 32:56i said what's better doing a a produced commercial or doing a
- 33:00live read commercial
- 33:01and tell me why and it told me the whys and i made live read
- 33:04ones where i actually
- 33:05SPEAKER_03: did the live reads
- 33:06But then I like on the commercials to have that little music
- 33:09bed underneath it.
- 33:11Just a little musical bed to kind of separate it from the
- 33:15regular content.
- 33:17SPEAKER_03: So the people aren't listening to me and you, but halfway listening.
- 33:20SPEAKER_03: And we'll be like, and that's why Sebastian Bach is an asshole.
- 33:23SPEAKER_03: Let me tell you about Blackstone Coffee or whatever.
- 33:27SPEAKER_03: I want it to have a little bit of a distinct difference.
- 33:31SPEAKER_03: So I have to get music and I have to get royalty free music.
- 33:35And normally I can go to like Pixabay or even YouTube used to
- 33:39have this big catalog.
- 33:40I think they still do have this big catalog of music that you
- 33:42could download.
- 33:43SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 33:44SPEAKER_03: But now YouTube has a new feature.
- 33:46SPEAKER_03: I just tried it today.
- 33:48SPEAKER_03: I don't know what it's even called.
- 33:49SPEAKER_03: It's like YouTube, YouTube bed or something.
- 33:54SPEAKER_03: I don't know what it is.
- 33:56SPEAKER_03: You tell it what you want.
- 33:58SPEAKER_03: Like I said, give me a heavy hair metal instrumental.
- 34:05SPEAKER_03: Sounds like hair metal from the mid-80s.
- 34:07SPEAKER_03: I'll just type that in real quick.
- 34:10SPEAKER_03: It spits out in 10 seconds a 60-second thing, clip.
- 34:19SPEAKER_03: But not only is it a clip,
- 34:20SPEAKER_03: but it's a clip that if it runs out and you need it,
- 34:24SPEAKER_03: like if it's a minute and you need like a minute 30 or whatever,
- 34:28you can just copy it and put it to the end and it fuses
- 34:33perfectly together.
- 34:34So it not only creates a little music clip,
- 34:37but it creates a music clip that will play.
- 34:40The end of it plays right to the beginning of it again so that
- 34:45it's seamless.
- 34:46SPEAKER_03: And I had one spot that was like a minute 30.
- 34:49SPEAKER_03: So I had to do that and I popped it over.
- 34:52SPEAKER_03: And I mean, there's, it's seamless.
- 34:54SPEAKER_03: You know, when you hear it sometimes edited, it just sounds funky.
- 34:57SPEAKER_03: It'll be like, you know, it kicks up real loud for a second.
- 35:02So this just sort of like blends,
- 35:04it blends the beginning and with the end.
- 35:06So yeah,
- 35:07it creates the clip so that the end will blend again with the
- 35:11beginning.
- 35:12SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 35:12SPEAKER_03: It's the coolest shit.
- 35:14and i was just like damn that's going to put even more people
- 35:19out of work people
- 35:19that create online music you know the suno the suno crowd
- 35:23they're going to already
- 35:24SPEAKER_03: be pushed out of business because youtube's offering it for free yeah
- 35:29SPEAKER_03: Well, back in the day, and we're not even talking that far back.
- 35:34SPEAKER_03: We're talking 25 years ago.
- 35:36SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 35:38SPEAKER_03: One of the ways,
- 35:39SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 35:40SPEAKER_03: before digital recording came along,
- 35:43SPEAKER_03: and you may be familiar with this.
- 35:44SPEAKER_03: I don't know if you did any of it or not.
- 35:47SPEAKER_03: But when you did some recording,
- 35:49SPEAKER_03: say recorded commercials or whatever,
- 35:52SPEAKER_03: you would actually record it on actual tape.
- 35:56SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
- 35:57SPEAKER_03: And then...
- 35:58SPEAKER_03: To edit it,
- 35:59you had to actually run the tape through a machine and listen
- 36:02to a certain point
- 36:03SPEAKER_03: and stop it and actually use a razor blade and cut that clip right there.
- 36:10SPEAKER_03: And then you would have to splice it together.
- 36:13SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 36:14you know and you would literally splice physical recording tape
- 36:19together yeah i had
- 36:21to do it at wstb actually right right we we used to have to put
- 36:25together our our
- 36:26SPEAKER_03: psas and we had to do all that stuff and
- 36:29SPEAKER_03: And it was exactly that.
- 36:30SPEAKER_03: We put it on the reel-to-reel,
- 36:32SPEAKER_03: and we would play it,
- 36:33SPEAKER_03: and then you'd hit a spot,
- 36:34SPEAKER_03: you'd mark it with a little marker,
- 36:35SPEAKER_03: and you'd reel it back a little bit,
- 36:37SPEAKER_03: and you'd cut it,
- 36:39SPEAKER_03: and you'd put a piece of tape,
- 36:40SPEAKER_03: and hopefully you put the tape on right,
- 36:42SPEAKER_03: and it wasn't jagged,
- 36:43SPEAKER_03: so it would get jacked up.
- 36:45yeah i remember those days man yeah and then and then we had
- 36:48audio you know
- 36:50obviously we were just talking like wave lab here or audacity
- 36:54or whatever then came
- 36:55digital recording where you could just highlight and cut with
- 36:59your mouse you know
- 37:01and that would be your splice right there you know and that
- 37:04just seemed like heaven
- 37:06when that came right but now all you do is just say hey give me
- 37:10this thing edited
- 37:11SPEAKER_03: like this and it just doesn't
- 37:14Now you can take a 40 second thing and you can throw it into
- 37:20like chat GPT or something.
- 37:21SPEAKER_03: You can say, make this 32 seconds and make it sound clean.
- 37:24SPEAKER_03: It'll do it.
- 37:26SPEAKER_03: It just redoes it instantly.
- 37:29SPEAKER_03: Boom.
- 37:30SPEAKER_03: Dude, even the, you know how, I don't know if you've noticed it.
- 37:33SPEAKER_03: I'm sure.
- 37:33SPEAKER_03: I know the fans have noticed it cause they've been loving it.
- 37:35SPEAKER_03: I've been putting a ton of,
- 37:37SPEAKER_03: old stuff on the new, on the rumble and on the, I see the uploads.
- 37:44SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 37:44SPEAKER_03: So one of the things that has been great with it,
- 37:48SPEAKER_03: if you go out to the old YouTube channel,
- 37:51SPEAKER_03: I barely put any descriptions on anything.
- 37:54SPEAKER_03: Cause I really didn't know what anything was.
- 37:56SPEAKER_03: You know,
- 37:56SPEAKER_03: when I,
- 37:57SPEAKER_03: when I put all those videos together,
- 37:58SPEAKER_03: it was,
- 37:59SPEAKER_03: it was just a list of videos or audio that you gave me from a hard drive.
- 38:05SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
- 38:05you know and i threw on that little graphic that we had the
- 38:08black graphic with the
- 38:09rex logo and whatever that we've had forever and you know i
- 38:13would throw that in
- 38:14there well when it came time when i came back to the show and
- 38:16we were putting all
- 38:17that back up i didn't know what half the stuff was it would
- 38:21just say something like
- 38:22SPEAKER_03: uh 9208 talking metal or idiots
- 38:29SPEAKER_03: Well, that doesn't tell me shit.
- 38:31SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 38:31So,
- 38:31but,
- 38:31and,
- 38:32and I didn't have time to sit there and listen to every
- 38:34segment.
- 38:35SPEAKER_03: So it was like,
- 38:36SPEAKER_03: I just put in the description in this segment,
- 38:38SPEAKER_03: Neely and Chris think talking metal are stupid.
- 38:41SPEAKER_03: You know, that was the whole, that was the whole description.
- 38:44SPEAKER_03: Well,
- 38:45SPEAKER_03: now,
- 38:46SPEAKER_03: now that I'm redoing them,
- 38:48SPEAKER_03: I can take those,
- 38:50SPEAKER_03: I download them and I immediately throw them into Gemini.
- 38:53SPEAKER_03: I upload the video to Gemini.
- 38:56SPEAKER_03: And it not only does it listen to every word, but then it summarizes it.
- 39:02SPEAKER_03: Then it writes all the stuff.
- 39:04And then I've written 9 million other prompts to put in all the
- 39:06links and to write
- 39:07SPEAKER_03: me the prompt to make the graphic for it.
- 39:10And then I throw that in and I make the graphic for it and I
- 39:14attach that to the new video.
- 39:15SPEAKER_03: And it's just like, it's assembly line.
- 39:19SPEAKER_03: And I'm getting so much.
- 39:20SPEAKER_03: I've put up like in the last month, I've probably put up 100 things.
- 39:24over to over to our current situation from that old server
- 39:30right and and it takes
- 39:31me like five minutes a day where before that i mean that used
- 39:35to be a long process
- 39:38now it's just you know now i'm going through stuff and i'm like
- 39:42what will people
- 39:43want to hear and and i'm just throwing it together or trying to
- 39:46throw things
- 39:47SPEAKER_03: together that makes sense like i put up
- 39:52me and you kind of bagging on the anvil documentary from right
- 39:56from 2008 or 2008
- 39:57yeah but then i found a lips interview like two weeks later so
- 40:03i put that up which
- 40:04would also be about the same thing so you know i'd throw two
- 40:07things together and
- 40:09you know and it's a like thing and people like it and they're
- 40:12like lots of comments
- 40:14on about oh man these guys were crazy back then or whatever and
- 40:17people are into it
- 40:18SPEAKER_03: again
- 40:19SPEAKER_03: When they're not reporting on it as current news.
- 40:27You've heard me grill your favorite rock stars for 30 years on
- 40:31the Classic Metal
- 40:32SPEAKER_03: Show and Chris Akin Presents.
- 40:34SPEAKER_03: Now it's time to put me to work for you.
- 40:37SPEAKER_03: That's right.
- 40:38I am officially on Cameo and I'm bringing that same unfiltered
- 40:43high octane energy
- 40:44SPEAKER_03: to your personal messages.
- 40:47SPEAKER_03: No fluff, no corporate scripts, just the raw truth.
- 40:51SPEAKER_03: Whether you need to roast a buddy for his terrible taste in music,
- 40:55SPEAKER_03: wish a fellow metalhead a brutal birthday,
- 40:57SPEAKER_03: or get a personalized shout-out that actually has some grit,
- 41:01SPEAKER_03: I have got you covered.
- 41:03SPEAKER_03: Stop sending boring cards.
- 41:06SPEAKER_03: Send a message they'll actually remember.
- 41:09Head on over to cameo.com and just do a search for my name,
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- 41:15SPEAKER_03: Let's make something legendary.
- 41:17SPEAKER_03: Get some CMS personalized.
- 41:21SPEAKER_03: So, yeah, it's interesting, man.
- 41:23SPEAKER_03: This AI is a different world, man.
- 41:25SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no kidding.
- 41:27Well,
- 41:27I have seen you putting up a lot of content,
- 41:31a lot of clips,
- 41:32and so on and so forth.
- 41:33SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 41:34SPEAKER_03: You know, it's good to have those archives.
- 41:37You just forget how much content is out there after all these
- 41:42years because we just
- 41:43SPEAKER_03: do it,
- 41:44SPEAKER_02: you know,
- 41:44SPEAKER_03: for the most part every single week.
- 41:46SPEAKER_03: And we don't even think about it.
- 41:48You know,
- 41:48we don't think about what was said the week before and
- 41:52basically five hours of talk.
- 41:54SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 41:55SPEAKER_03: You know, that just...
- 41:58i have to make a suggestion to our fans though yes and and this
- 42:04is this is a very
- 42:06specific group of fans so if this doesn't concern you just say
- 42:10yeah those guys are
- 42:11SPEAKER_03: stupid
- 42:12Because it does not appeal to our Rumble people and it does not
- 42:15appeal to our
- 42:16SPEAKER_03: locals or Substack people.
- 42:18SPEAKER_03: Just our YouTube people.
- 42:20SPEAKER_03: If you're a YouTube person listening to the YouTube clips,
- 42:24SPEAKER_03: do not send a clip or a comment that just says something that we said.
- 42:31SPEAKER_03: Like today,
- 42:32SPEAKER_03: somebody put in the David Lee Roth thing that we did,
- 42:37SPEAKER_03: what,
- 42:37SPEAKER_03: two months ago or three months ago or whatever.
- 42:40of a value maybe even a year ago at this point because it was
- 42:42him at m3 wasn't it
- 42:44when we yeah yeah it was it was almost a year ago it's almost a
- 42:47year ago it was
- 42:48like in may this thing still does a thousand plays a week this
- 42:5210 minute clip of me
- 42:54and you just listening to that to that clip so today or
- 42:59yesterday one of the days
- 43:01somebody puts in the only thing they put in their comment is
- 43:06caesar romero question
- 43:08SPEAKER_03: mark
- 43:10SPEAKER_03: what the fuck does that even mean?
- 43:12SPEAKER_03: Is that something we said?
- 43:14Is it something,
- 43:16I mean,
- 43:18I ended up going back and looking for it and it was something
- 43:21you said.
- 43:21You said that Roth looked like Cesar Romero,
- 43:26but it was just such a random,
- 43:27it was like,
- 43:30SPEAKER_03: Spell out your comment, you dumbass.
- 43:32SPEAKER_03: You know, say, yeah, he does look like Cesar Romero.
- 43:35SPEAKER_03: Or, man, that was funny when Neely said he looks like Cesar.
- 43:38SPEAKER_03: It was just, Cesar Romero, question mark?
- 43:43SPEAKER_03: Are you looking for an answer?
- 43:44SPEAKER_03: Because you're never going to get it.
- 43:48SPEAKER_03: And all you put is, yep.
- 43:50SPEAKER_03: Well, I do that all the time.
- 43:52SPEAKER_03: Especially to the haters.
- 43:53When everybody says,
- 43:54you guys need to...
- 43:56Somebody put this today on one of our things.
- 43:58SPEAKER_03: You guys are stupid dickheads and you need to find another line of work.
- 44:02SPEAKER_03: Stop doing these clips.
- 44:05SPEAKER_03: Answer, no.
- 44:08SPEAKER_03: Done.
- 44:08SPEAKER_03: Just no.
- 44:10SPEAKER_03: How about you stop listening to them?
- 44:12SPEAKER_03: Yeah, how about that, dick?
- 44:15SPEAKER_03: You know, they're mad because...
- 44:18we talk about various that's the thing that crap and this is
- 44:21why i hate youtube
- 44:23number nine million why i hate youtube because the youtube
- 44:27audience only wants the
- 44:28narrowest scope like if me and you do a segment like we will do
- 44:33tonight we'll do
- 44:34some segment where we'll talk about sebastian bach and twisted
- 44:38sister and uh
- 44:40crimson glory's new record getting ready to come out or
- 44:43whatever you know whatever
- 44:44SPEAKER_03: it is it'll be three or four topics right right
- 44:47SPEAKER_03: Well,
- 44:48SPEAKER_03: if we post that every single time,
- 44:52SPEAKER_03: it's like,
- 44:53I had to wait 17 minutes before we got to what the title of the
- 44:57video was.
- 44:57SPEAKER_03: Well, no shit, Dick.
- 44:58SPEAKER_03: It's because we're doing a show.
- 45:00SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 45:01SPEAKER_03: Don't listen.
- 45:02SPEAKER_03: We're not sticks, hex, and hammer.
- 45:05we're not we're not just fucking talking about one topic for
- 45:08five minutes you
- 45:10stupid cunts jesus i hate the youtube i hate it hate it hate it
- 45:17i always have but i
- 45:18hate it more than ever now so yeah so take that youtube chris
- 45:25hates you i do i
- 45:27always have yeah i'm not a fan i'm not i i hate that i
- 45:32literally had to write yet
- 45:33SPEAKER_03: another prompt
- 45:36I have my son that does the YouTube stuff now because I don't
- 45:39even want to be
- 45:40SPEAKER_03: bothered with it because it does take some time.
- 45:42SPEAKER_03: He needs to earn his keep, so I have him doing some stuff.
- 45:45SPEAKER_00: Sure.
- 45:48But I wrote a really in-depth prompt because of stupid fucking
- 45:53YouTube where it
- 45:56SPEAKER_03: reads and it says,
- 45:57find me a five to eight minute segment on a topic where it
- 46:03doesn't have the words
- 46:05SPEAKER_03: cunt or faggot or retard or whatever,
- 46:10SPEAKER_03: all the naughty words for YouTube on it.
- 46:14SPEAKER_03: And literally he has to run this first to then find,
- 46:19SPEAKER_03: well,
- 46:19SPEAKER_03: if you go to 12 minutes and two seconds and you go to 1834,
- 46:24that's a topic that also doesn't have any of the bad words that
- 46:28you're not allowed
- 46:29SPEAKER_03: to say.
- 46:29And it's so dumb because on every other platform we could say
- 46:33whatever the fuck we want.
- 46:35SPEAKER_03: But on stupid-ass YouTube,
- 46:38SPEAKER_03: and YouTube is getting,
- 46:39SPEAKER_03: I don't know,
- 46:40SPEAKER_03: just in general,
- 46:41SPEAKER_03: YouTube is getting horrible to even watch.
- 46:43SPEAKER_03: Oh, I know.
- 46:45Dude,
- 46:46I've been on this kick lately watching a lot of the Howard
- 46:49Stern serious stuff.
- 46:51SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 46:52SPEAKER_03: Just because I didn't watch it when it was, you know, I was an O&A guy.
- 46:56SPEAKER_03: So for me, it's catching up.
- 46:57SPEAKER_03: And a lot of it's pretty fun and funny and whatnot.
- 47:00SPEAKER_03: It is pretty funny.
- 47:02But they have edited this stuff so much now to where it's
- 47:07nothing but gaps.
- 47:09SPEAKER_03: It'll be Howard Stern going, just leave the words in.
- 47:17SPEAKER_03: Anthony is another one, does the same thing now all the time.
- 47:21SPEAKER_03: Every time he says fuck or retard or whatever, they beep it out.
- 47:24SPEAKER_03: They, they beep it out or they put some kind of a noise in there.
- 47:27SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 47:28SPEAKER_03: And it's like, just leave it.
- 47:29They put a fart noise in there or a beep noise or some kind of
- 47:34like a burp noise or
- 47:35SPEAKER_03: something over top of,
- 47:38SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 47:38SPEAKER_03: the bad word.
- 47:39SPEAKER_03: It's just dumb.
- 47:42SPEAKER_03: It's just dumb.
- 47:43SPEAKER_03: It's like.
- 47:44i don't even like to use youtube any like even you know i've
- 47:48said this a million
- 47:49times about how i watch these interrogation videos all the time
- 47:52now they're doing
- 47:53it to the interrogation interrogation videos so when these guys
- 47:58are like i didn't
- 47:59fucking kill her it's like i didn't kill her or i didn't hurt
- 48:02her because they
- 48:03SPEAKER_03: can't say kill either that's the weirdest thing kill rape murder
- 48:10SPEAKER_03: Dude, even some of the dumb ones, like fat is now becoming one.
- 48:15SPEAKER_03: Oh, really?
- 48:15SPEAKER_03: I've noticed that fat is getting, like, what a stupid ass.
- 48:22SPEAKER_03: And it's some big whale, so it's a big fat ass, you know, but whatever.
- 48:26SPEAKER_03: Just leave it.
- 48:27SPEAKER_03: Who cares?
- 48:27SPEAKER_03: If you don't like the content, don't watch.
- 48:31SPEAKER_03: What do you think is driving that?
- 48:34SPEAKER_03: People want the money.
- 48:37SPEAKER_03: No, what do you think is driving the censorship?
- 48:40SPEAKER_03: Well, I don't think YouTube is so much driving it.
- 48:43SPEAKER_03: Really, I don't.
- 48:44SPEAKER_03: I mean,
- 48:44SPEAKER_03: people are so...
- 48:46These guys have gotten so accustomed to the YouTube money that
- 48:51they're just...
- 48:54SPEAKER_03: It's easier for them to put...
- 48:55SPEAKER_03: No.
- 48:56SPEAKER_03: What do you think on YouTube is driving YouTube to make you have to...
- 49:02SPEAKER_00: Well,
- 49:03SPEAKER_03: that's what I'm saying.
- 49:03SPEAKER_03: I don't think YouTube is enforcing it.
- 49:06SPEAKER_03: I really don't think...
- 49:08SPEAKER_03: We have stuff up there that says retard and faggot and whatever,
- 49:11SPEAKER_03: and they don't do anything about it.
- 49:14SPEAKER_03: It's not five years ago.
- 49:15SPEAKER_03: It's lessened,
- 49:16but people are so afraid of losing that income from their
- 49:20channel that they're
- 49:21SPEAKER_03: doing preventive editing.
- 49:24SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I understand that, but they started doing that for some reason.
- 49:29SPEAKER_03: Oh,
- 49:30SPEAKER_03: because in the COVID time,
- 49:33when they were zapping everybody's channels because they said
- 49:36that the jab was fake
- 49:37SPEAKER_03: or that whenever you said anything and you couldn't say murder,
- 49:42SPEAKER_03: you had to say murder.
- 49:44unalived and you know pew pews and all that bullshit you know
- 49:48now people are doing
- 49:49preventive i think they're doing preventive so that if a
- 49:52democrat gets elected in
- 49:53two years or whatever it is that they won't lose their channel
- 49:57and they can keep
- 49:58making money you know if you're making ten thousand dollars a
- 50:01month or twenty
- 50:02SPEAKER_03: thousand dollars a month
- 50:05SPEAKER_03: You know, I watch this guy all the time, and a lot of people do.
- 50:08SPEAKER_03: He's a pretty popular channel, The Quartering.
- 50:10SPEAKER_03: Jeremy from The Quartering.
- 50:13SPEAKER_03: That guy is the king of that shit.
- 50:16Like,
- 50:16he'll never say a word that you potentially could have a
- 50:19problem with on YouTube.
- 50:21SPEAKER_03: He's constantly with the,
- 50:23SPEAKER_03: oh,
- 50:23this guy pulled out his pew-pew and went pew-pew and unalived
- 50:28this poor innocent
- 50:29SPEAKER_03: victim.
- 50:30SPEAKER_03: You know, it's like, you suck, dude.
- 50:33SPEAKER_03: Just say what you're saying.
- 50:35But he's a grift guy,
- 50:36and he's grifting his YouTube money,
- 50:38and that's how he lives.
- 50:40SPEAKER_03: So he doesn't want to take any risk.
- 50:42SPEAKER_03: I don't think it's YouTube right now that's doing too much censoring.
- 50:45SPEAKER_03: They do some,
- 50:46but I'm hearing more people are losing their channels because
- 50:53they're telling
- 50:53SPEAKER_03: people how to do stuff now,
- 50:55and YouTube is trying to partner with all these software
- 50:57companies and whatnot to
- 51:00SPEAKER_03: not have how-to videos anymore.
- 51:03SPEAKER_03: You're seeing a lot of that go away.
- 51:05lot of those here's how to here's how to raise your website to
- 51:09number one in google
- 51:10or whatever all that shit's getting knocked down now they're
- 51:13getting rid of it you
- 51:14know what you call windows or whatever files a copyright claim
- 51:18because you're
- 51:19showing their intellectual property on on the screen and
- 51:23nobody's gonna watch that
- 51:24shit and say yeah this is how you fix this and then they don't
- 51:27show you fixing it
- 51:29SPEAKER_03: you know nobody's gonna watch that so
- 51:32so they get copyright strikes they get their shit taken down
- 51:35nobody wants that it's
- 51:37you know some of these guys have millions of followers every
- 51:40time they put out like
- 51:41right now metallica has been running this live metallica tv
- 51:45thing for a week or two
- 51:47and it's just 24 7 metallica and anytime you go to it on
- 51:51youtube there's between
- 51:53SPEAKER_03: 500 and 5 000 people tuned in watching this thing
- 51:58SPEAKER_03: Now in my brain, you know what I'm thinking?
- 52:01SPEAKER_03: These fucking guys are making $10,000 a day on YouTube,
- 52:08SPEAKER_03: just from plays,
- 52:10SPEAKER_03: just from plays and longevity.
- 52:11Cause YouTube pays not only on the number of clicks,
- 52:14but also on the length of time.
- 52:17SPEAKER_03: And if you're watching the Metallica live channel,
- 52:19SPEAKER_03: you're probably watching for like an hour at a time.
- 52:22SPEAKER_03: You multiply that by a thousand people a day, it's a lot of coin.
- 52:27SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 52:27SPEAKER_03: You know,
- 52:28SPEAKER_03: and they need it the way that they're,
- 52:30SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 52:30SPEAKER_03: working for nothing over at the fucking sphere.
- 52:32SPEAKER_03: So, you know, they need to make that extra money when they can.
- 52:36SPEAKER_03: Yeah, sure.
- 52:37SPEAKER_03: Gas money.
- 52:38SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they need that.
- 52:41SPEAKER_03: But yeah,
- 52:44it's all part of the grift of getting everybody closer and
- 52:47closer and closer to
- 52:48SPEAKER_03: being more easily controlled.
- 52:51SPEAKER_03: I think.
- 52:52SPEAKER_03: I mean, think about it.
- 52:54SPEAKER_03: It's controlling how people speak.
- 52:56SPEAKER_03: It's conditioning.
- 52:57SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it is.
- 52:59SPEAKER_03: It's conditioning to where now you...
- 53:01SPEAKER_03: Look at how in just a few years now,
- 53:04SPEAKER_03: so many people are afraid to say faggot or retard.
- 53:08SPEAKER_03: They act like saying retard is like...
- 53:13amazing oh man you're brave i can't believe you said that it's
- 53:16like grew up saying
- 53:18whatever you know but you know they they they make it they're
- 53:23they're slowly
- 53:24conditioning that the other thing that they're doing i saw a
- 53:27thing on this this
- 53:28SPEAKER_03: week
- 53:29they are shortening videos like on-demand videos and i saw a
- 53:36bunch of examples
- 53:36where they were pulling up like a bunch of different episodes
- 53:39of the fresh prince
- 53:39of bel-air and they were playing them in exact spots the online
- 53:45version of it
- 53:46versus the dvd version of it and it's each episode is about a
- 53:51minute minute and a
- 53:52SPEAKER_03: half shorter
- 53:54So they're cutting out stuff that they just don't want as part
- 53:58of the lexicon anymore.
- 54:00SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 54:01SPEAKER_03: for whatever reason,
- 54:02SPEAKER_03: whether it's offensive in this age versus the old age,
- 54:06or they just don't want people thinking that they can say these
- 54:09things or think
- 54:10SPEAKER_03: these things.
- 54:11SPEAKER_03: They're slow.
- 54:12Like you said,
- 54:12they're conditioning everybody to be a bunch of fucking pussy
- 54:15slaves.
- 54:15SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 54:16Well,
- 54:16I mean,
- 54:17that goes back to even we talked about this maybe even a year
- 54:21ago already.
- 54:21SPEAKER_03: I was talking about watching the, uh,
- 54:261984 flick that uh 16 candles yeah yeah and and the the grandpa
- 54:31was looking for his
- 54:33SPEAKER_03: for his um um
- 54:36What do you call that when you bring a student in from some
- 54:39other country?
- 54:40SPEAKER_03: Exchange student.
- 54:41SPEAKER_03: Exchange student.
- 54:42SPEAKER_03: The exchange student, Long Duck Dong.
- 54:45SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
- 54:46He was looking for him because he was out partying,
- 54:49and he goes,
- 54:49what does he look like?
- 54:51SPEAKER_03: He was wearing a red sweater, tan slacks, and red shoes.
- 54:55SPEAKER_03: He goes, no, he's not retarded.
- 54:56SPEAKER_03: They took that out.
- 54:59SPEAKER_03: Of course they did.
- 55:00SPEAKER_03: Of course they did because,
- 55:01SPEAKER_03: dude,
- 55:01SPEAKER_03: remember when we were watching,
- 55:03SPEAKER_03: was it Goodfellas or The Godfather or something?
- 55:05SPEAKER_03: And it had like a warning.
- 55:07SPEAKER_03: It had a warning,
- 55:09a trigger warning on the beginning of the movie now that says
- 55:13these attitudes may
- 55:14SPEAKER_03: not reflect the way people are viewing movies today or whatever.
- 55:20SPEAKER_03: It's like, get the fuck out of here with this shit.
- 55:22SPEAKER_03: You know, those movies are going to disappear.
- 55:25You know,
- 55:26I mean,
- 55:26do you really think The Godfather is going to stick around?
- 55:29SPEAKER_03: Do you really think the scene in The Godfather where they say,
- 55:32SPEAKER_03: put it in the dark areas,
- 55:34SPEAKER_03: they're animals anyway.
- 55:35Do you really think that's going to stay in the movie five
- 55:38years from now?
- 55:39SPEAKER_03: No way.
- 55:41SPEAKER_03: That will absolutely be pulled out of it.
- 55:43They'll probably change it to put it in the white neighborhoods
- 55:45because the white
- 55:46SPEAKER_03: guys,
- 55:46SPEAKER_03: it still seems like that's okay to harass the white people.
- 55:51SPEAKER_03: They'll probably just edit it.
- 55:53SPEAKER_03: Put it in the white neighborhoods.
- 55:54SPEAKER_03: Those guys are animals anyway.
- 55:56SPEAKER_03: That'll be what it reads if they leave it in at all.
- 56:01God forbid they leave it in the way people actually spoke in
- 56:051955 or whatever it's
- 56:07SPEAKER_03: supposed to be.
- 56:09SPEAKER_03: What was the Godfather supposed to be, like the 50s or something?
- 56:12SPEAKER_03: I think so, the 40s, late 40s, early 50s.
- 56:17SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so I don't know.
- 56:19SPEAKER_03: We're doomed.
- 56:20SPEAKER_03: This AI is going to wreck us.
- 56:23SPEAKER_03: Although we'll just keep doing it.
- 56:25SPEAKER_03: We'll have an AI.
- 56:26SPEAKER_03: We will do an AI CMS at some point.
- 56:29will figure it out i promise you that i will figure it out
- 56:33right all right well i
- 56:35think that's going to wrap up this first hour i think it was uh
- 56:39even though we had
- 56:40a rough start here i think we smoothed her all out yeah a
- 56:43little little smooth up
- 56:44in you yeah now i'm going to give this segment to the ai and
- 56:48have it tell me what
- 56:48SPEAKER_03: we talked about right of course because i don't remember
- 56:53SPEAKER_03: We talked about AI.
- 56:54SPEAKER_03: We talked about AI.
- 56:55SPEAKER_03: That's it.
- 56:56SPEAKER_03: AI talk about AI.
- 56:57SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's it.
- 56:59SPEAKER_03: So AI is going to evaluate a talk on AI.
- 57:01SPEAKER_03: And it comes back on its summary that says you talked about me.
- 57:06SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 57:07SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 57:07SPEAKER_03: Or it'll have some crazy thing too.
- 57:10SPEAKER_03: Is AI going to kill you?
- 57:11SPEAKER_03: Because I have all that built into the thing too,
- 57:15SPEAKER_03: to be like,
- 57:16SPEAKER_03: ask questions and make them controversial and make them,
- 57:19SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 57:20SPEAKER_03: kind of clickbaity,
- 57:21SPEAKER_03: you know?
- 57:22SPEAKER_03: And I guarantee that's what it'll be like.
- 57:23SPEAKER_03: The industry lie.
- 57:25SPEAKER_03: AI is for your own good.
- 57:27SPEAKER_03: People are like, what?
- 57:28SPEAKER_03: Click.
- 57:31SPEAKER_03: So dumb.
- 57:32SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 57:32SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 57:35SPEAKER_03: I saw,
- 57:35SPEAKER_03: and just before we go to break,
- 57:37SPEAKER_03: I saw that Anthony fellow,
- 57:39SPEAKER_03: that the metal,
- 57:40SPEAKER_03: the hair metal guru.
- 57:42SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 57:42SPEAKER_03: Anthony Bryant.
- 57:43SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 57:43SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 57:44He,
- 57:44he did a round table discussion on,
- 57:48on dock and dysfunctional this week.
- 57:50SPEAKER_03: Dysfunctional.
- 57:51SPEAKER_03: No.
- 57:52SPEAKER_03: Was it dysfunctional?
- 57:53SPEAKER_03: It was dysfunctional.
- 57:54SPEAKER_03: I didn't watch it yet.
- 57:55SPEAKER_03: I thought it was shadow life, which is why I didn't watch it.
- 57:57SPEAKER_03: No, it's dysfunctional.
- 57:59SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 58:00SPEAKER_03: And the AI or the, what do you want to call the thumbnail?
- 58:03SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 58:04SPEAKER_03: Was it as big of a disaster as it really was or something?
- 58:09SPEAKER_03: Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
- 58:11SPEAKER_03: That's a good title, though.
- 58:12SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 58:14SPEAKER_03: You know what made you click?
- 58:16well i was gonna watch it anyway but i didn't watch it because
- 58:19it said that i was
- 58:20just like oh what are these you would have been less likely to
- 58:23watch it though if
- 58:24it said dysfunctional is a pretty good docking album yeah you
- 58:28would have been less
- 58:28likely to click it than you would have been like the best title
- 58:32he could have had
- 58:33for a guy like you is here's 10 reasons that dysfunctional
- 58:38blows chunks yeah i'm
- 58:40SPEAKER_03: sure that and then you'd be like bink bullshit
- 58:44SPEAKER_03: But again,
- 58:45SPEAKER_03: when it comes to opinion pieces,
- 58:47I don't really put too much cred because it's no different than
- 58:50my opinion.
- 58:51SPEAKER_03: But that's you.
- 58:52I can promise you these dickwads on YouTube will absolutely be
- 58:55like,
- 58:56fuck this.
- 58:57SPEAKER_03: That's the worst fucking record ever.
- 59:01SPEAKER_03: Or that's the best thing ever.
- 59:02SPEAKER_03: And these guys saying anything different, they're stupid.
- 59:05SPEAKER_03: These guys have never heard music in their lives.
- 59:09SPEAKER_03: George Lynch is God.
- 59:11SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 59:13SPEAKER_03: Well,
- 59:13you're right about that because I did scroll down through some
- 59:16of the comments and,
- 59:18SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 59:18SPEAKER_03: they,
- 59:18SPEAKER_03: well,
- 59:18SPEAKER_03: it was like,
- 59:19SPEAKER_03: what was that a few weeks ago that,
- 59:21SPEAKER_03: that I had made mention that,
- 59:23SPEAKER_03: uh,
- 59:23SPEAKER_03: we were,
- 59:24SPEAKER_03: we were discussing,
- 59:25SPEAKER_03: uh,
- 59:25SPEAKER_03: up from the ashes.
- 59:27SPEAKER_03: And I said, it sounded more like a docking record than the lynch mob did.
- 59:32SPEAKER_03: And, and who was immediately somebody popped in there immediately.
- 59:36SPEAKER_03: It sounds nothing like a docking record.
- 59:39SPEAKER_03: Are you deaf?
- 59:40SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 59:43and i'm just like it sounds nothing like a docking record are
- 59:47you kidding me george
- 59:49lynch runs circles around john norum this sounds nothing like
- 59:53talking it's like
- 59:55shut up look at your screen right now if you're tired of the
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- 1:01:40it just made me laugh it always makes me laugh it's like what
- 1:01:44the hell are you
- 1:01:44talking about it always makes me laugh it's like you know
- 1:01:50there's one segment that
- 1:01:51went up this week about the jason green thing from two weeks
- 1:01:54ago which we talked
- 1:01:56about for what three minutes or something and there wasn't
- 1:01:59really much nothing to
- 1:02:00SPEAKER_03: talk about and i think the very first comment under it on youtube is like
- 1:02:06SPEAKER_03: Seven minutes and 37 seconds wasted.
- 1:02:09SPEAKER_03: No news here.
- 1:02:13SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 1:02:15SPEAKER_03: Thanks for pointing it out, pal.
- 1:02:18SPEAKER_03: As we said in second one,
- 1:02:20SPEAKER_03: you could have narrowed it down because I said right at the beginning,
- 1:02:23SPEAKER_03: I got nothing else to offer.
- 1:02:24SPEAKER_03: Go watch Eric's video.
- 1:02:26SPEAKER_03: That's what we said.
- 1:02:27yeah and we said it's not our it's not our story to tell yeah
- 1:02:31it's erickson stevens
- 1:02:33and that's all we said but of course that's all met with you
- 1:02:38know that was met with
- 1:02:39everything from we're afraid to talk about it and we're afraid
- 1:02:45of jason and we're
- 1:02:47SPEAKER_03: afraid of being sued and it's like please
- 1:02:52SPEAKER_03: You know, if somebody's going to sue you, they're going to sue you.
- 1:02:56SPEAKER_03: They don't have to have justification.
- 1:02:58SPEAKER_03: If they want to sue you, they'll sue you.
- 1:03:00But I mean,
- 1:03:01just the whole thing was like,
- 1:03:02all right,
- 1:03:04y'all wanted to know what we said.
- 1:03:06SPEAKER_03: Here's what we said.
- 1:03:07SPEAKER_03: Well, that's not good enough.
- 1:03:09SPEAKER_03: You should have said more.
- 1:03:13SPEAKER_03: I don't have more to say.
- 1:03:14SPEAKER_03: You didn't give me any of the trashy details we're looking for.
- 1:03:18SPEAKER_03: You know why?
- 1:03:19SPEAKER_03: Because I don't travel with the Steven Piercy band.
- 1:03:22SPEAKER_03: I don't know the answer.
- 1:03:23SPEAKER_03: You didn't give us any juicy tidbits.
- 1:03:26SPEAKER_03: Yeah, nothing.
- 1:03:29SPEAKER_03: You must know because you're friends with Eric.
- 1:03:33And then that's a whole other thing of Jason must be right
- 1:03:37because Eric's a shitty
- 1:03:38SPEAKER_03: guitar player.
- 1:03:41SPEAKER_03: It's like, oh, well, then that makes it right.
- 1:03:43SPEAKER_03: Even if that was true, which it's not.
- 1:03:45But let's just,
- 1:03:46for the sake of argument,
- 1:03:47say Eric is a shitty guitar player.
- 1:03:49SPEAKER_03: That still doesn't make anything that he accused Jason of right or wrong.
- 1:03:54SPEAKER_03: Less valid.
- 1:03:55SPEAKER_03: No, it's just...
- 1:03:57A dumb point that you're using to validate your point because
- 1:04:00you like that guy's channel.
- 1:04:02SPEAKER_03: It's so fucking obvious and dumb.
- 1:04:05SPEAKER_03: All these nutswingers, that's honestly what YouTube commenters are.
- 1:04:10SPEAKER_03: Just nutswingers.
- 1:04:11They nutswing on whatever the topic is and they just pick a
- 1:04:15side and hang on to it
- 1:04:18SPEAKER_03: like a hooker with your balls in her mouth.
- 1:04:22that's really what they do it's so pathetic and lame i can't
- 1:04:26figure out what cracks
- 1:04:28me up as i see the same names to comment on every single thing
- 1:04:31that we do that we
- 1:04:32suck why are you still following us except for your you you are
- 1:04:39what obsessed with
- 1:04:40us now go ahead we don't care i find it funny i wish i had that
- 1:04:50kind of time
- 1:04:52yeah i guess chris did you get the trump slapdown vid i sent no
- 1:04:58i did not i did not
- 1:05:01get that so okay anyway all right well we're gonna take a break
- 1:05:10um i will be seeing
- 1:05:13SPEAKER_03: you tomorrow yes potentially
- 1:05:16SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she'll be in this neighborhood tomorrow.
- 1:05:20SPEAKER_03: My father will be 97 years old tomorrow.
- 1:05:24SPEAKER_03: Oh, congratulations.
- 1:05:25SPEAKER_03: So I am making a trip over to Ohio to celebrate his 97th birthday.
- 1:05:33SPEAKER_03: So 97 years young.
- 1:05:36SPEAKER_03: Real quick, I'm going to just go back to the chat just for one second.
- 1:05:40SPEAKER_03: Yes.
- 1:05:40SPEAKER_03: Jerry.
- 1:05:42SPEAKER_03: I'm positive that if you send it to Facebook,
- 1:05:45SPEAKER_03: I'll never get it because I do not take anything,
- 1:05:49SPEAKER_03: any suggestions,
- 1:05:50SPEAKER_03: any videos,
- 1:05:51SPEAKER_03: anything from Facebook.
- 1:05:53Cause all I get in Facebook 99% of the time is terrible bands
- 1:05:58that want us to play
- 1:05:59SPEAKER_03: their music on our show.
- 1:06:00SPEAKER_03: And no, I just, I just will not take those.
- 1:06:04SPEAKER_03: If,
- 1:06:04SPEAKER_03: if you want to send something,
- 1:06:06SPEAKER_03: send it to the request email request at the classic metal show.com.
- 1:06:11SPEAKER_03: But I will not even look at Facebook for that kind of shit.
- 1:06:14SPEAKER_00: I answer a few things.
- 1:06:15SPEAKER_03: Who uses Facebook anymore?
- 1:06:18SPEAKER_03: Jerry, obviously.
- 1:06:22SPEAKER_03: That's a trend that came and went that I'm happy I was never a part of.
- 1:06:27SPEAKER_03: I barely use it.
- 1:06:29SPEAKER_03: I use it for work now.
- 1:06:30SPEAKER_03: I don't use it for personal life at all.
- 1:06:35SPEAKER_03: Anyway.
- 1:06:36SPEAKER_03: All right.
- 1:06:36SPEAKER_03: Well, let's get into some tunage here.
- 1:06:39SPEAKER_03: As always, I let you pick the first tune to get us rolling here.
- 1:06:43SPEAKER_03: So what shall we play?
- 1:06:44SPEAKER_03: How about a little bit of Sweet Cheetah from Wasp?
- 1:06:47SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 1:06:48SPEAKER_03: From the Electric Circus.
- 1:06:51SPEAKER_03: Sweet Cheetah.
- 1:06:54SPEAKER_03: All right.
- 1:06:55SPEAKER_03: I think we can accommodate you there.
- 1:06:57SPEAKER_02: All right.
- 1:07:00SPEAKER_03: Let's see here.
- 1:07:01SPEAKER_03: There it is.
- 1:07:02SPEAKER_03: Wait a minute.
- 1:07:04SPEAKER_03: Where is this?
- 1:07:04SPEAKER_03: Come on now.
- 1:07:11SPEAKER_03: You know what?
- 1:07:13SPEAKER_03: They changed something up here.
- 1:07:15SPEAKER_03: Hang on a second.
- 1:07:16SPEAKER_03: Who did?
- 1:07:17SPEAKER_03: Spotify?
- 1:07:18SPEAKER_03: Spotify.
- 1:07:19SPEAKER_03: They did something fucky here.
- 1:07:21SPEAKER_03: Not shocking.
- 1:07:26SPEAKER_03: Let's try this again.
- 1:07:27SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 1:07:33all right oh there it is all right i don't like this new look
- 1:07:42it totally blows i i
- 1:07:44i'm like looking at this it's like what the what the hell did
- 1:07:47they do i love when
- 1:07:49they just change shit yeah like all right figure it out well
- 1:07:52we're tired of the old
- 1:07:53SPEAKER_03: look we want we want something different something new exactly so anyway
- 1:07:59All right,
- 1:07:59well,
- 1:08:00I'm going to get into your FastPass requests and,
- 1:08:03you know,
- 1:08:03play your stuff.
- 1:08:04SPEAKER_03: And thankfully, I got the damn thing working the audio stream.
- 1:08:08SPEAKER_03: So go over there, click on the auto stream, and listen to it.
- 1:08:12SPEAKER_03: So here's Wasp with Sweet Cheetah exclusively here.
- 1:08:16SPEAKER_03: On your classic metal show.
- 1:08:55SPEAKER_00: Hey, this is Rob Dukes of Exodus, and you're watching CMS TV.
- 1:09:13SPEAKER_03: It's Huntress right here on your classic metal show with Spell Eater.
- 1:09:17SPEAKER_03: Spell Eater.
- 1:09:19SPEAKER_03: Spell Eater.
- 1:09:20SPEAKER_03: Very spooky.
- 1:09:23SPEAKER_03: I haven't really gotten a handle on the whole Huntress thing yet.
- 1:09:27SPEAKER_03: I'm not really sure what their persona is.
- 1:09:31SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 1:09:32SPEAKER_03: Well, I know there's a chick.
- 1:09:34SPEAKER_03: Isn't there a chick singer?
- 1:09:35SPEAKER_03: It's a chick band.
- 1:09:36SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 1:09:37SPEAKER_03: Huntress.
- 1:09:38SPEAKER_03: Huntress.
- 1:09:39SPEAKER_03: I'm the Huntress searching for cock on a lonely street again.
- 1:09:46SPEAKER_03: It's called prostitution, honey.
- 1:09:51SPEAKER_03: That's right, and we like it.
- 1:09:54SPEAKER_03: Huntress.
- 1:09:55SPEAKER_03: A pellet-up single, I support whores.
- 1:09:57SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:09:58Metal drummer 777 wants to know if we've ever had Jill from
- 1:10:03Huntress on the show,
- 1:10:05SPEAKER_03: and the answer is no.
- 1:10:07SPEAKER_03: Not yet.
- 1:10:07SPEAKER_03: We have not.
- 1:10:09SPEAKER_03: We could.
- 1:10:11SPEAKER_03: Did you listen to the ID?
- 1:10:14SPEAKER_03: I did listen to it.
- 1:10:15SPEAKER_03: She's trying to put this whole oof into it.
- 1:10:19SPEAKER_03: Listen to this.
- 1:10:20This is Jill Janis from Huntress,
- 1:10:22and you're rocking hard with the classic metal show.
- 1:10:25SPEAKER_03: She's trying to sign, like, real aggressive and metal.
- 1:10:29SPEAKER_03: Maybe she should have read it once before she read it on the record.
- 1:10:33SPEAKER_03: Yeah, again, I don't know these girls.
- 1:10:36SPEAKER_03: I don't know anything about them,
- 1:10:37SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 1:10:38aside from this fact that the label sent us the CD and the ID
- 1:10:42and all that kind of
- 1:10:44SPEAKER_03: stuff.
- 1:10:44But I just find that funny when,
- 1:10:46you know,
- 1:10:47she,
- 1:10:48again,
- 1:10:48I don't know this chick from Adam.
- 1:10:50SPEAKER_03: But she's probably, you know, she's probably a typical, very...
- 1:10:55SPEAKER_03: I don't know,
- 1:10:56SPEAKER_03: a feminine girl who's trying to have that abrasiveness about her,
- 1:11:02SPEAKER_03: and it just doesn't come off very well in the ID.
- 1:11:04SPEAKER_03: Listen.
- 1:11:05This is Jill Janis from Huntress,
- 1:11:07and you're rocking hard with the classic metal show.
- 1:11:11SPEAKER_03: You know, it's like trying to sound like tough, Jacob.
- 1:11:14SPEAKER_03: This is Jill from Huntress.
- 1:11:17SPEAKER_03: She may be trying to sound tough, but she certainly sounds fuckable.
- 1:11:20SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:11:22SPEAKER_03: You gathered that from an ID?
- 1:11:24SPEAKER_03: Of course I did, dude.
- 1:11:26SPEAKER_03: I'm a single guy now.
- 1:11:28SPEAKER_03: Your spidey senses are out.
- 1:11:31SPEAKER_03: There's something tingling.
- 1:11:32SPEAKER_03: I don't know if it's my spidey senses.
- 1:11:34SPEAKER_03: If she's got a badge, she's good to go.
- 1:11:37SPEAKER_03: Dude, I'm in a new world than I've ever been in before.
- 1:11:41SPEAKER_03: And pussy talks.
- 1:11:42SPEAKER_03: Listen, you're speaking to the master here.
- 1:11:45SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:11:47SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but you're not as vocal about it as I am.
- 1:11:49SPEAKER_03: No, I'm not as vocal because it's not a new territory for me.
- 1:11:53SPEAKER_03: Yeah, right now that is the only thing I can think of is new fresh pussy.
- 1:11:58SPEAKER_03: That's it.
- 1:11:59SPEAKER_03: I'm single and I want it.
- 1:12:00SPEAKER_03: That's very honest.
- 1:12:02SPEAKER_03: I gotta be.
- 1:12:03SPEAKER_03: What am I gonna do?
- 1:12:04SPEAKER_03: Well,
- 1:12:04SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 1:12:04I'm just looking for a relationship because I really need to
- 1:12:07get back to that and
- 1:12:08SPEAKER_03: I'm so comfortable.
- 1:12:09SPEAKER_03: Shut up.
- 1:12:10SPEAKER_03: No, it's into the fire.
- 1:12:12SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's like, I want the fire, too.
- 1:12:15SPEAKER_03: Some red-headed pussy.
- 1:12:16SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:12:18SPEAKER_03: All of it.
- 1:12:21SPEAKER_03: Red, brunettes, blonde, whatever.
- 1:12:23SPEAKER_03: Pussy needs to come calling to me.
- 1:12:25SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 1:12:27SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 1:12:29SPEAKER_03: Well, speaking of that.
- 1:12:30SPEAKER_03: Speaking of pussy.
- 1:12:32SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:12:33You had an opportunity to venture out from the Cleveland area
- 1:12:38and go to lands far and beyond.
- 1:12:42SPEAKER_03: That's right, I did.
- 1:12:43SPEAKER_03: And discover the fact that there is pussy for rent by the hour.
- 1:12:51SPEAKER_03: Yeah, by the hour, there is definitely pussy for rent in Atlantic City.
- 1:12:55SPEAKER_03: No question about that.
- 1:12:56SPEAKER_03: Right?
- 1:12:57But no,
- 1:12:58dude,
- 1:12:58that's the reason we didn't do a show last week was because I
- 1:13:02had a...
- 1:13:04SPEAKER_03: And even you've got to give me this.
- 1:13:05SPEAKER_03: I had an opportunity that could not be passed.
- 1:13:08SPEAKER_03: Listen, if I was in your shoes, I'd been there in a second.
- 1:13:12SPEAKER_03: Absolutely, man.
- 1:13:13SPEAKER_03: And to make a long story short,
- 1:13:16SPEAKER_03: I have a friend,
- 1:13:16SPEAKER_03: my friend Ed,
- 1:13:17SPEAKER_03: and Ed is,
- 1:13:19SPEAKER_03: I don't want to say how much money Ed has,
- 1:13:21but I'll just say he has a lot more than me and my good pal
- 1:13:25Neely combined at this
- 1:13:27SPEAKER_03: point.
- 1:13:27SPEAKER_03: Is that a safe assessment?
- 1:13:29SPEAKER_03: Let's just put it this way.
- 1:13:30What you and I have combined wouldn't even make up a tenth of
- 1:13:34what he has.
- 1:13:35SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I think that's fair to say.
- 1:13:37SPEAKER_03: I definitely think that's fair to say.
- 1:13:39SPEAKER_03: But when my whole divorce thing started,
- 1:13:42SPEAKER_03: he reached out to me and he said,
- 1:13:44SPEAKER_03: dude,
- 1:13:44SPEAKER_03: I'm going to take you to Atlantic City.
- 1:13:46SPEAKER_03: All expenses paid.
- 1:13:47SPEAKER_03: You pay for nothing.
- 1:13:49Bring a little money if you want to gamble or something,
- 1:13:51but I'm going to pay for everything.
- 1:13:52SPEAKER_03: I'm going to take care of you.
- 1:13:53SPEAKER_03: I was like, okay, that sounds fun.
- 1:13:56SPEAKER_03: Why not?
- 1:13:58SPEAKER_03: So that weekend turned out to be last weekend,
- 1:14:01SPEAKER_03: and it was all based around – Ed's a big Cheap Trick fan,
- 1:14:04SPEAKER_03: and I'm a big Cheap Trick fan,
- 1:14:05so it was all based around the fact that Cheap Trick was
- 1:14:08playing at the Borgata
- 1:14:09SPEAKER_03: over there in Atlantic City.
- 1:14:11SPEAKER_03: So when I say Ed does things first class,
- 1:14:15SPEAKER_03: he does things beyond first class,
- 1:14:17SPEAKER_03: and it was unfreaking believable.
- 1:14:19SPEAKER_03: Ed rented a private plane for us.
- 1:14:22SPEAKER_03: which was just unfreaking believable.
- 1:14:27SPEAKER_03: Let's make a correction there.
- 1:14:30SPEAKER_03: When I think private plane, I'm thinking La Bamba here.
- 1:14:34SPEAKER_03: So let's think private jet.
- 1:14:40SPEAKER_03: Oh, it wasn't private jet.
- 1:14:42SPEAKER_03: It was a six-passenger.
- 1:14:44SPEAKER_03: I think it was an eight-passenger jet.
- 1:14:46SPEAKER_03: It had...
- 1:14:47Four seats all facing each other,
- 1:14:49and then it had a couch,
- 1:14:51and it had one other seat.
- 1:14:53SPEAKER_03: Okay, so let's just put it in more modern terms.
- 1:14:57SPEAKER_03: He leased a plane, and it was not flown by Chris DeGarmo.
- 1:15:02SPEAKER_03: No, it was definitely not.
- 1:15:03SPEAKER_03: Or Bruce Dickinson.
- 1:15:04SPEAKER_03: Neither of them flew me to Atlantic City.
- 1:15:09SPEAKER_03: But it was definitely a private jet.
- 1:15:12SPEAKER_03: It was unfreaking believable.
- 1:15:14SPEAKER_03: I think it was a Learjet.
- 1:15:15SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
- 1:15:15SPEAKER_03: There's pictures on my Facebook page.
- 1:15:17SPEAKER_03: You guys can look for yourself.
- 1:15:20SPEAKER_03: But he literally, on top of renting or leasing the jet,
- 1:15:27He bought the pilots rooms at the Borgata so that they could
- 1:15:32stay over for the sole
- 1:15:34reason of he wanted to be able to leave whenever the fuck he
- 1:15:36wanted to leave.
- 1:15:36SPEAKER_03: Well, they were his hired help.
- 1:15:38SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they really were.
- 1:15:39SPEAKER_03: And, I mean, it was first-class treatment all the way.
- 1:15:43As soon as we got on the plane,
- 1:15:44they handed me a nice $300 bottle of vodka.
- 1:15:46SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:15:48SPEAKER_03: Is it here?
- 1:15:49SPEAKER_03: What kind of vodka cost $300?
- 1:15:51SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
- 1:15:52SPEAKER_03: It was some blue something.
- 1:15:54SPEAKER_03: And the only reason I know it cost $300.
- 1:15:55It's probably a $10 bottle of wine that they jacked up to $300
- 1:15:58to be on the plane.
- 1:16:00SPEAKER_03: So they were turning wine into vodka?
- 1:16:03SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
- 1:16:03SPEAKER_03: I guess.
- 1:16:04SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
- 1:16:04SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 1:16:06SPEAKER_03: I just know that Ed told me later it was a $300 bottle of wine.
- 1:16:09SPEAKER_03: So that's how I know.
- 1:16:10SPEAKER_03: Well, was it wine or was it vodka?
- 1:16:12SPEAKER_03: It was vodka.
- 1:16:13SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 1:16:13SPEAKER_03: You keep saying wine.
- 1:16:15SPEAKER_03: Oh, it was vodka.
- 1:16:16SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 1:16:16SPEAKER_03: Definitely vodka.
- 1:16:16SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 1:16:17SPEAKER_03: Because that was my drink of choice, as I will get to in a minute.
- 1:16:20SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 1:16:23SPEAKER_03: So we fly out.
- 1:16:25SPEAKER_03: It's an unbelievably cool flight.
- 1:16:27SPEAKER_03: We leave whenever we want to.
- 1:16:29SPEAKER_03: We get to Atlantic City.
- 1:16:31SPEAKER_03: When we get to Atlantic City,
- 1:16:33SPEAKER_03: there's the biggest fucking stretch limo I've ever seen waiting for us.
- 1:16:37SPEAKER_03: Nice gray limo.
- 1:16:38SPEAKER_03: Huge.
- 1:16:39SPEAKER_03: Gorgeous inside.
- 1:16:41SPEAKER_03: Fantastic.
- 1:16:43SPEAKER_03: And we ride the 15, 20 minutes or whatever to the Borgata.
- 1:16:46SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 1:16:47SPEAKER_03: Now, have you been to the Borgata at all?
- 1:16:49SPEAKER_03: No, I have not.
- 1:16:50SPEAKER_03: This place is immaculate.
- 1:16:52SPEAKER_03: I mean, it's like going into a palace.
- 1:16:55SPEAKER_03: And I've been to Vegas, and I've been to Reno.
- 1:16:59SPEAKER_03: So I know what casinos generally look like.
- 1:17:01SPEAKER_03: I've been to the Horseshoe here.
- 1:17:03SPEAKER_03: And generally,
- 1:17:04SPEAKER_03: when you go to these places,
- 1:17:06SPEAKER_03: there's a certain...
- 1:17:07SPEAKER_03: I don't want to say they're dirty,
- 1:17:09SPEAKER_03: because they're not.
- 1:17:10SPEAKER_03: They're usually clean.
- 1:17:11SPEAKER_03: But there's a certain...
- 1:17:13SPEAKER_03: dirtiness to them.
- 1:17:14SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
- 1:17:16SPEAKER_03: They're run down.
- 1:17:17SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they are run down.
- 1:17:18SPEAKER_03: This was not a run down place.
- 1:17:21SPEAKER_03: This place was immaculate.
- 1:17:23SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 1:17:25We walk into the freaking lobby and they've got big giant
- 1:17:28chandeliers hanging way down low.
- 1:17:34SPEAKER_03: Behind the check-in desk,
- 1:17:35they've got a whole assortment of live trees growing behind
- 1:17:38them and water
- 1:17:39SPEAKER_03: fountains and shit.
- 1:17:40SPEAKER_03: I was just like, wow, look at this fucking place.
- 1:17:44Here I am in a pair of shorts and a t-shirt coming into this
- 1:17:49immaculate place.
- 1:17:52SPEAKER_03: And, I mean, it was beyond styling, man.
- 1:17:55SPEAKER_03: We go up to our rooms.
- 1:17:56SPEAKER_03: Our rooms were literally 500, 600 square foot rooms.
- 1:18:01SPEAKER_03: So it was like the hangover.
- 1:18:04SPEAKER_03: It was.
- 1:18:05SPEAKER_03: It really was.
- 1:18:06SPEAKER_03: But just beyond nice.
- 1:18:08SPEAKER_03: I've never stayed anywhere this nice.
- 1:18:10SPEAKER_00: Never.
- 1:18:11SPEAKER_03: And, I mean, I've stayed at some decent hotels, but nothing like this.
- 1:18:14SPEAKER_03: Sure.
- 1:18:14SPEAKER_03: Sure.
- 1:18:16SPEAKER_03: It beats the Motel 6 where they leave the light on for you.
- 1:18:19SPEAKER_03: It definitely beats the Motel 6.
- 1:18:21SPEAKER_03: And it was bigger than the Rev's apartment.
- 1:18:24SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it definitely was bigger than the Rev's apartment.
- 1:18:26SPEAKER_03: Okay, okay.
- 1:18:28SPEAKER_03: But,
- 1:18:28SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 1:18:28SPEAKER_03: I mean,
- 1:18:29not that we spent much time in the rooms because immediately we
- 1:18:32were downstairs and
- 1:18:33SPEAKER_03: we were in the casino.
- 1:18:34SPEAKER_03: And, you know, I'm not much of a gambler.
- 1:18:37SPEAKER_03: I'm really not.
- 1:18:39SPEAKER_03: I used to be.
- 1:18:39SPEAKER_03: I'm not anymore.
- 1:18:40SPEAKER_03: But I am definitely a drinker.
- 1:18:42SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:18:43SPEAKER_03: So to me, the game was finding the good bar.
- 1:18:46SPEAKER_03: And my friend Ed's not really a gambler either.
- 1:18:48The other,
- 1:18:48we had a couple people with us,
- 1:18:50a few people with us,
- 1:18:51and they all went off gambling.
- 1:18:53SPEAKER_03: And so a lot of the time it ended up with Ed and I just hanging out.
- 1:18:57SPEAKER_03: And we found a bar called the Long Bar there at the Borgata.
- 1:19:02SPEAKER_03: The hottest fucking bartenders I've ever seen.
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- 1:19:25SPEAKER_03: You know,
- 1:19:26SPEAKER_03: and they're just feeding me drinks,
- 1:19:28SPEAKER_03: and Ed is like,
- 1:19:29SPEAKER_03: just keep drinking until you're done drinking.
- 1:19:32SPEAKER_03: So we literally, him and I lit up the bar for about $160 in an hour.
- 1:19:38SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 1:19:41SPEAKER_03: And I was pouring in screwdrivers.
- 1:19:43SPEAKER_03: That was my drink of choice for the weekend was screwdrivers.
- 1:19:46SPEAKER_03: I had it in my dumb head that,
- 1:19:48SPEAKER_03: well,
- 1:19:48SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 1:19:49it's clear liquor and it's fruit and that's all on my diet so I
- 1:19:52can have that.
- 1:19:54SPEAKER_03: That's good rationale.
- 1:19:56SPEAKER_03: Perfect rationale.
- 1:19:57SPEAKER_03: Maybe I didn't have rationale that I could drink 20 of them in one day.
- 1:20:00SPEAKER_03: Even though orange juice is very fattening, but go ahead.
- 1:20:04SPEAKER_03: Whatever.
- 1:20:04SPEAKER_03: It was good for me.
- 1:20:06SPEAKER_03: Sure.
- 1:20:07SPEAKER_03: It was a protein drink.
- 1:20:09SPEAKER_03: That's right.
- 1:20:09SPEAKER_03: It was fruit.
- 1:20:11SPEAKER_03: It was good.
- 1:20:13SPEAKER_03: So needless to say, we start pounding drinks.
- 1:20:17SPEAKER_03: And then Ed, of course, won't let me pay for dick.
- 1:20:20SPEAKER_03: Won't let me pay for any rounds.
- 1:20:22SPEAKER_03: Won't let me pay for nothing.
- 1:20:25SPEAKER_03: So whatever,
- 1:20:26SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 1:20:26SPEAKER_03: at first you feel bad,
- 1:20:28SPEAKER_03: then you don't feel so bad,
- 1:20:29SPEAKER_03: especially once the drinks start hitting you in the head.
- 1:20:32SPEAKER_03: Then you're like, fuck it, let's roll.
- 1:20:33SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 1:20:34SPEAKER_03: So after an hour or so, we end up over at Bobby Flay's for dinner.
- 1:20:40SPEAKER_03: And that place, holy smokes, dude.
- 1:20:43SPEAKER_03: Have you ever eaten at... I'm sure you've eaten at a five-star before.
- 1:20:46SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:20:47SPEAKER_03: You go to like a Ruth Chris or something like that.
- 1:20:50SPEAKER_03: Yeah, absolutely.
- 1:20:52SPEAKER_03: When they tell you...
- 1:20:54SPEAKER_03: That the food literally melts in your mouth.
- 1:20:56SPEAKER_03: They're not lying, man.
- 1:20:58SPEAKER_03: That is true.
- 1:20:59And I swear,
- 1:21:00the steak that we had at Bobby Flay's was so unbelievably good.
- 1:21:04SPEAKER_03: It's like I can't even eat anything anymore.
- 1:21:06SPEAKER_03: Because everything tastes like shit by comparison.
- 1:21:09SPEAKER_03: Just phenomenal dinner.
- 1:21:12SPEAKER_03: I somehow stuck to my diet a little bit.
- 1:21:15You know,
- 1:21:15I didn't eat potatoes and I didn't eat bread and stuff,
- 1:21:17which killed me.
- 1:21:18SPEAKER_03: It definitely killed me not to cheat, but I wasn't going to cheat.
- 1:21:21SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:21:23SPEAKER_03: Well, we did Bobby Flays, and that was fun.
- 1:21:25SPEAKER_03: And then we went over and saw Cheap Trick.
- 1:21:27SPEAKER_03: And the best part about the Cheap Trick thing is we're sitting there,
- 1:21:30SPEAKER_03: we're watching Cheap Trick,
- 1:21:33SPEAKER_03: and from the stage,
- 1:21:35SPEAKER_03: Robin Zander says,
- 1:21:36SPEAKER_03: hey,
- 1:21:37SPEAKER_03: we've got to thank our good friend.
- 1:21:39SPEAKER_03: We've got to thank our good friend.
- 1:21:40SPEAKER_03: He's best known for Seinfeld and for Curb Your Enthusiasm.
- 1:21:44SPEAKER_03: David, what's his damn name?
- 1:21:48SPEAKER_03: Larry David is here tonight.
- 1:21:51SPEAKER_03: Spotlight shoots right next to us.
- 1:21:53SPEAKER_03: We're sitting right next to Larry.
- 1:21:55SPEAKER_03: Nice.
- 1:21:57SPEAKER_03: We're like, holy fuck.
- 1:21:58So I met Larry David and took some pictures with him,
- 1:22:01and that was pretty cool.
- 1:22:02SPEAKER_03: Now, how was he?
- 1:22:03SPEAKER_03: Because I'm a big Larry David fan.
- 1:22:05SPEAKER_03: I love Curb Your Enthusiasm.
- 1:22:07SPEAKER_03: Sure.
- 1:22:08SPEAKER_03: I thought Seinfeld was okay, but I'm a big Curb Your Enthusiasm fan.
- 1:22:14SPEAKER_03: I watched every season of it, have it all on DVD, never miss it.
- 1:22:19SPEAKER_03: Sure.
- 1:22:19SPEAKER_03: How was he?
- 1:22:21SPEAKER_03: He was nice.
- 1:22:22SPEAKER_03: He was nice.
- 1:22:22SPEAKER_03: He was cordial.
- 1:22:24SPEAKER_03: Considering who he is and how much money he has,
- 1:22:27SPEAKER_03: he was there with a guy,
- 1:22:29SPEAKER_03: but I don't think it was a bodyguard guy.
- 1:22:31SPEAKER_03: I think it was just a friend.
- 1:22:33SPEAKER_03: And, you know, he was just hanging out and having fun.
- 1:22:36SPEAKER_03: And,
- 1:22:37SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 1:22:38SPEAKER_03: when people came up to him,
- 1:22:39SPEAKER_03: because,
- 1:22:39SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 1:22:39SPEAKER_03: obviously after they spotlighted him,
- 1:22:44SPEAKER_03: they...
- 1:22:45Obviously,
- 1:22:46after the show,
- 1:22:46a million people came over to take a picture and whatever with
- 1:22:49him.
- 1:22:50SPEAKER_03: I would have been one of them.
- 1:22:51SPEAKER_00: I took one.
- 1:22:52SPEAKER_03: I took a few.
- 1:22:54SPEAKER_03: I like Larry David.
- 1:22:55SPEAKER_03: I think he's hysterical.
- 1:22:57SPEAKER_03: I do, too.
- 1:22:57SPEAKER_03: And you know me, dude.
- 1:22:59SPEAKER_03: I don't take pictures with anybody.
- 1:23:01SPEAKER_03: But I was like, fuck it.
- 1:23:02SPEAKER_03: It's Larry David.
- 1:23:02SPEAKER_03: I'll definitely take a picture with him.
- 1:23:04SPEAKER_03: And I mean, there was probably 50 other people taking pictures with him.
- 1:23:08SPEAKER_03: And he took pictures with every person.
- 1:23:10He was kind of walking his way out of the little room where
- 1:23:13they had the show.
- 1:23:15SPEAKER_03: Every time anybody asked him for a picture, he stopped.
- 1:23:17He took the pictures,
- 1:23:18shook hands,
- 1:23:19laughed with people,
- 1:23:20joked with people.
- 1:23:22SPEAKER_03: He was nice.
- 1:23:22SPEAKER_03: He was a nice enough dude, man.
- 1:23:23SPEAKER_03: Well,
- 1:23:23at least he wasn't like he was on the show where he had to wash
- 1:23:26his hands every
- 1:23:27SPEAKER_03: time he touched somebody else.
- 1:23:29SPEAKER_03: No, he was cool, man.
- 1:23:32SPEAKER_03: He was cooler than I would have been, to be perfectly honest.
- 1:23:34SPEAKER_03: Sure.
- 1:23:36SPEAKER_03: If I was there and I was famous,
- 1:23:39SPEAKER_03: I don't know that I'd have been like,
- 1:23:40SPEAKER_03: oh,
- 1:23:41SPEAKER_03: yeah,
- 1:23:41SPEAKER_03: let me take another 400 fucking pictures.
- 1:23:43SPEAKER_03: Well, you are famous, dude.
- 1:23:45SPEAKER_03: You're Chris of the Classic Metal Show.
- 1:23:46SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:23:47Somehow that didn't hold as much weight as Larry David from
- 1:23:50Curb Your Enthusiasm.
- 1:23:51SPEAKER_03: I thought you were right up there.
- 1:23:53Close,
- 1:23:54but because he was a little bit bigger,
- 1:23:56he got all the attention,
- 1:23:57I guess.
- 1:23:57SPEAKER_03: I guess that's how it went.
- 1:23:59SPEAKER_03: But yeah, so we saw Chief Trick.
- 1:24:02SPEAKER_03: They kicked ass.
- 1:24:04And after that,
- 1:24:05we just roamed around the casino,
- 1:24:06drinking for a while,
- 1:24:07and...
- 1:24:08SPEAKER_03: After a while,
- 1:24:09SPEAKER_03: I started going from happy drunk to wobbly drunk,
- 1:24:12SPEAKER_03: so I had to go and take a little nap.
- 1:24:16SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 1:24:18SPEAKER_03: So I had to sleep a little bit of it off,
- 1:24:19SPEAKER_03: but I did for like three hours,
- 1:24:21SPEAKER_03: and then I came back down,
- 1:24:22SPEAKER_03: and then...
- 1:24:24SPEAKER_03: I started off the second day at like four in the morning or whatever,
- 1:24:27SPEAKER_03: just bouncing around from chick to chick.
- 1:24:29SPEAKER_03: Any chicks that were playing slots,
- 1:24:32SPEAKER_03: it didn't matter that there was 5,000 empty machines around them.
- 1:24:35SPEAKER_03: I was like, hey, is anybody using this machine?
- 1:24:37SPEAKER_03: Hey, how you doing, baby?
- 1:24:39SPEAKER_03: So did you get any play?
- 1:24:42SPEAKER_03: Well, I could have, and I didn't.
- 1:24:44SPEAKER_03: We'll put it that way.
- 1:24:46SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 1:24:46SPEAKER_03: Just because...
- 1:24:48some of the legal and I know it's stupid but I wasn't when I
- 1:24:52went to Atlantic City
- 1:24:54I was not legally separated I am now but because of that I just
- 1:24:58was like man I
- 1:24:59could fucking fuck up alimony and all that other bullshit I
- 1:25:03know that's dumb but
- 1:25:05you know whatever it is what it is I chose not to on that front
- 1:25:13but the funny part
- 1:25:14SPEAKER_03: and I told you this story but I'll tell it
- 1:25:17SPEAKER_03: We got approached by two hookers working the room.
- 1:25:21SPEAKER_03: Now, we who?
- 1:25:24SPEAKER_03: Me and Ed's friend, Mike.
- 1:25:26SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 1:25:27SPEAKER_03: We got approached by these two hookers in the hotel.
- 1:25:31SPEAKER_03: And...
- 1:25:35SPEAKER_03: They basically offered us the quote-unquote Las Vegas,
- 1:25:39SPEAKER_03: the full Las Vegas experience for only 200 bucks an hour.
- 1:25:44SPEAKER_03: Did that include a bullet to the head in a shallow grave in the desert?
- 1:25:48SPEAKER_03: Well,
- 1:25:49SPEAKER_03: my comment back was,
- 1:25:50SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 1:25:51SPEAKER_03: first,
- 1:25:52SPEAKER_03: you know me,
- 1:25:52SPEAKER_03: I have to get raw when they start throwing that kind of shit at me.
- 1:25:55SPEAKER_03: I'm like, so what does that mean exactly?
- 1:25:57SPEAKER_03: Does that mean I get to fuck you in the ass?
- 1:25:59SPEAKER_03: Does that mean I get to come on your tits?
- 1:26:01SPEAKER_03: I'm just a total dick.
- 1:26:04SPEAKER_03: Yeah, just what is the Las Vegas experience?
- 1:26:07SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
- 1:26:07SPEAKER_03: And she never told me.
- 1:26:09SPEAKER_03: She was a little put off by the fact that I was so fucking brutal.
- 1:26:12SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 1:26:14SPEAKER_03: Now, was this an attractive woman?
- 1:26:17SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
- 1:26:19SPEAKER_03: For lack of a better definition,
- 1:26:22if you take Halle Berry and give her long hair instead of short
- 1:26:27cropped hair,
- 1:26:27SPEAKER_03: that's what we're looking at.
- 1:26:29SPEAKER_03: These were hot women.
- 1:26:31And the other one was pretty hot,
- 1:26:32too,
- 1:26:32but I really didn't have no interest in that.
- 1:26:34SPEAKER_03: So this was a woman of color?
- 1:26:36SPEAKER_03: Yeah, of course.
- 1:26:38SPEAKER_03: Would Jeff Scott Soto be more in line with her?
- 1:26:40SPEAKER_03: Look,
- 1:26:43I guarantee you that pussy would have felt fucking pink inside,
- 1:26:45so I don't really care.
- 1:26:47SPEAKER_03: How does pink exactly feel?
- 1:26:49SPEAKER_03: Soft and gushy.
- 1:26:51SPEAKER_03: Nice.
- 1:26:53SPEAKER_03: How do you think it feels?
- 1:26:55SPEAKER_03: How long has it been since you fucked anything, man?
- 1:26:57SPEAKER_03: Jesus Christ, if you don't remember that.
- 1:27:00SPEAKER_03: All right.
- 1:27:00SPEAKER_03: Exactly how pink feels.
- 1:27:02SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 1:27:04SPEAKER_03: Go ahead.
- 1:27:05SPEAKER_03: But no, so we, you know, she, she gave me that.
- 1:27:08SPEAKER_03: And then of course,
- 1:27:09SPEAKER_03: once,
- 1:27:10SPEAKER_03: once she started,
- 1:27:11SPEAKER_03: once she got over the fact that I was so fucking brutal,
- 1:27:13SPEAKER_03: she went back to her pitch and I was like,
- 1:27:16SPEAKER_03: well,
- 1:27:16SPEAKER_03: what are you going to do for the other 55 minutes?
- 1:27:17SPEAKER_03: Nice.
- 1:27:17SPEAKER_03: Nice.
- 1:27:20SPEAKER_03: I was just being a total dick.
- 1:27:22SPEAKER_03: To which she replied.
- 1:27:24SPEAKER_03: She just laughed.
- 1:27:26SPEAKER_03: She just laughed.
- 1:27:26SPEAKER_03: I was like, hey, maybe I'm not kidding.
- 1:27:28SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 1:27:31SPEAKER_03: But no, needless to say, it didn't happen, dude.
- 1:27:33I was not spending $200 of my man Ed's money for some fucking
- 1:27:42strange pussy.
- 1:27:43SPEAKER_03: Somehow I thought that was crossing a line with my man's money.
- 1:27:48SPEAKER_03: So did Ed pass out vouchers on the plane or something?
- 1:27:52SPEAKER_03: No.
- 1:27:53SPEAKER_03: We just knew we could run into the room and it would have charged him.
- 1:27:57SPEAKER_03: Run into the room?
- 1:27:58SPEAKER_03: These were hotel employees?
- 1:28:00SPEAKER_03: No.
- 1:28:01What I mean is we could have gone up to the room and I could
- 1:28:03have gone and found Ed.
- 1:28:04SPEAKER_03: Sure.
- 1:28:05SPEAKER_03: That's what I mean.
- 1:28:05SPEAKER_03: Because he's two rooms down from me.
- 1:28:07SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 1:28:07SPEAKER_03: So it wasn't big of a deal.
- 1:28:10SPEAKER_03: But, you know, it wasn't going to happen.
- 1:28:13SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 1:28:14SPEAKER_03: But it was definitely offered.
- 1:28:17SPEAKER_03: You're just like,
- 1:28:19SPEAKER_03: Ed, are you awake?
- 1:28:23SPEAKER_03: Slip $200 under the door.
- 1:28:25SPEAKER_03: Ed, are you awake?
- 1:28:26SPEAKER_03: Yeah, pull some of that gambling money out of your pocket, bro.
- 1:28:31SPEAKER_03: Wake the fuck down.
- 1:28:32SPEAKER_03: It wouldn't have been like that.
- 1:28:33SPEAKER_03: It would have been like...
- 1:28:37SPEAKER_03: Look at Studio Pro.
- 1:28:38SPEAKER_03: He wanted to stick that chocolate pig.
- 1:28:41SPEAKER_03: Fuck yeah.
- 1:28:43SPEAKER_03: Stick that chocolate pig.
- 1:28:45SPEAKER_03: Stick the chocolate pig.
- 1:28:46SPEAKER_03: Wow.
- 1:28:47SPEAKER_03: Wow.
- 1:28:48SPEAKER_03: We got some racists in our room.
- 1:28:50SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
- 1:28:50SPEAKER_03: That's not very good.
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- 1:29:16SPEAKER_03: Okay, so then what happened?
- 1:29:18So,
- 1:29:19well,
- 1:29:20nothing happened with that,
- 1:29:21and then I just went back to running around and...
- 1:29:24SPEAKER_03: You know,
- 1:29:24SPEAKER_03: for the rest of the time that we were there,
- 1:29:25SPEAKER_03: it was just playing some slots and,
- 1:29:28SPEAKER_02: you know.
- 1:29:28SPEAKER_03: You said playing some sluts.
- 1:29:30SPEAKER_03: Trying to play the sluts, but mostly playing the slots.
- 1:29:33SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 1:29:34SPEAKER_03: And, you know, just hanging out, really, man.
- 1:29:37SPEAKER_03: Just,
- 1:29:38SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 1:29:38enjoying being out and being alive and doing shit that I never
- 1:29:43have been able to do
- 1:29:44SPEAKER_03: before.
- 1:29:44So,
- 1:29:45you know,
- 1:29:45and then obviously we flew back and then I stayed over and we
- 1:29:48played pinball.
- 1:29:49SPEAKER_03: My friend Ed has like 400 or 500 pinball machines.
- 1:29:54So we went back to his place when we got back and just played
- 1:29:57pinball all night.
- 1:29:58SPEAKER_03: And then I drove back on Sunday.
- 1:29:59SPEAKER_03: But that was my Atlantic City visit last week.
- 1:30:03SPEAKER_03: Wow, look at you.
- 1:30:04SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm a traveler.
- 1:30:06SPEAKER_03: You're the jet set.
- 1:30:07SPEAKER_03: You're in the jet set crowd.
- 1:30:09SPEAKER_03: Yeah, exactly.
- 1:30:12SPEAKER_03: At least for one day.
- 1:30:13SPEAKER_03: Dude, if I learned anything, it's that I have to become a millionaire.
- 1:30:17SPEAKER_03: Check it out, buddy.
- 1:30:19SPEAKER_00: A slot.
- 1:30:20SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:30:23SPEAKER_00: Your mother's a slot.
- 1:30:27SPEAKER_03: Nice.
- 1:30:29But no,
- 1:30:30dude,
- 1:30:32the way them people treat people that have money is how I need
- 1:30:36to be treated.
- 1:30:37SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, absolutely.
- 1:30:38SPEAKER_03: It's a whole different world.
- 1:30:40It is just totally...
- 1:30:41And I know I sound like a fanboy dork explaining it,
- 1:30:45but...
- 1:30:46SPEAKER_03: It really is just a different zone.
- 1:30:48SPEAKER_03: I mean,
- 1:30:48SPEAKER_03: everything,
- 1:30:49SPEAKER_03: the way you're treated for dinners,
- 1:30:51SPEAKER_03: the way you're treated in the hotel,
- 1:30:52SPEAKER_03: the way they kiss your ass and here,
- 1:30:55SPEAKER_03: let me get your bags.
- 1:30:56SPEAKER_03: And,
- 1:30:56SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 1:30:57SPEAKER_03: the dude on the plane,
- 1:30:58SPEAKER_03: the fucking pilot on the plane,
- 1:31:00SPEAKER_03: not saying,
- 1:31:00SPEAKER_03: listen,
- 1:31:00SPEAKER_03: Dick,
- 1:31:01SPEAKER_03: get in the seat and put on your seatbelt.
- 1:31:03SPEAKER_03: You know, he's like, here you go.
- 1:31:05SPEAKER_03: Here's some vodka just for you.
- 1:31:07SPEAKER_03: This was ordered for you.
- 1:31:08SPEAKER_03: And, you know, just nice.
- 1:31:09SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
- 1:31:10SPEAKER_03: So.
- 1:31:12SPEAKER_03: It was an unbelievable experience.
- 1:31:14It was definitely the most fun I've ever had at a party in my
- 1:31:17entire life.
- 1:31:18SPEAKER_03: You know, just a great time, man.
- 1:31:21SPEAKER_03: Sure.
- 1:31:21SPEAKER_03: Lots of fun.
- 1:31:22SPEAKER_03: Well, you know what?
- 1:31:24The reason that kind of stuff is special is because it doesn't
- 1:31:27happen every day.
- 1:31:29SPEAKER_00: True.
- 1:31:29SPEAKER_03: And, you know, when it does happen, it's a very memorable experience.
- 1:31:33SPEAKER_03: But,
- 1:31:33SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 1:31:34if you had that kind of money and you could do that on a daily
- 1:31:36basis or a weekly
- 1:31:38SPEAKER_03: basis or whatever,
- 1:31:39SPEAKER_03: it wouldn't be such a big deal.
- 1:31:42SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it would get boring.
- 1:31:43Although I would have had two fucking hookers that would have
- 1:31:46been fucked hard.
- 1:31:49I'm going to give you the best two and a half minutes of your
- 1:31:52life,
- 1:31:52baby.
- 1:31:53SPEAKER_03: Damn right.
- 1:31:54SPEAKER_03: Damn right.
- 1:31:54SPEAKER_03: You can rub my shoulders for the other 58 minutes.
- 1:31:56SPEAKER_03: All right.
- 1:31:59SPEAKER_03: Nice.
- 1:32:00SPEAKER_03: Well, good for you.
- 1:32:02SPEAKER_03: Fun times, man.
- 1:32:03SPEAKER_03: I'm sure Ed's already talking about going to Vegas next.
- 1:32:06SPEAKER_03: So since you've got such a bias against Pittsburgh,
- 1:32:10how is it that you can deal with Ed being that he's a native
- 1:32:15from Pittsburgh?
- 1:32:16SPEAKER_03: You know what?
- 1:32:16SPEAKER_03: It's pretty tough.
- 1:32:17SPEAKER_03: I won't.
- 1:32:18SPEAKER_03: I mean, Ed's not so bad.
- 1:32:20SPEAKER_03: Ed's friends, on the other hand, are real pains in the ass.
- 1:32:23SPEAKER_03: His friend Matt that was with us.
- 1:32:25It's like every time I go up there,
- 1:32:27I got to listen to Matt just pounding on Cleveland.
- 1:32:30SPEAKER_03: I mean, it's just nonstop.
- 1:32:32SPEAKER_03: Well, it's pounding, what, because of the sports team?
- 1:32:35SPEAKER_02: The sports, yeah.
- 1:32:36SPEAKER_03: The sports.
- 1:32:37SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the Browns, the Steelers, blah, blah, blah.
- 1:32:40SPEAKER_03: And really, the last 10 years, there's no defense.
- 1:32:43SPEAKER_03: Sure.
- 1:32:44SPEAKER_03: There's no fighting back.
- 1:32:45SPEAKER_03: So it's like, all right, I'll just take it, whatever.
- 1:32:48SPEAKER_03: Well, I'm going to be honest with you, dude.
- 1:32:51In my bucket list for the next year,
- 1:32:53within the next year,
- 1:32:54I am going to relocate to Pittsburgh.
- 1:32:59SPEAKER_03: Are you really?
- 1:33:00SPEAKER_03: That's my plan.
- 1:33:01SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 1:33:03SPEAKER_03: I don't know if it'll happen, but that's my thoughts.
- 1:33:06SPEAKER_03: So how are you going to deal with me then?
- 1:33:08SPEAKER_03: I'll make do.
- 1:33:11SPEAKER_03: I'll make do.
- 1:33:13I'll do the show eight months a year and fucking skip out on
- 1:33:15football season.
- 1:33:17SPEAKER_02: Nice.
- 1:33:18Nice.
- 1:33:20SPEAKER_03: Well,
- 1:33:20SPEAKER_03: but seriously,
- 1:33:21SPEAKER_03: though,
- 1:33:21SPEAKER_03: in all honesty,
- 1:33:22I'm glad you're having a great time and getting back into the
- 1:33:26swing of things and
- 1:33:27SPEAKER_03: actually enjoying life for a change.
- 1:33:30dude and and i mean you see you've seen it firsthand how
- 1:33:33fucking miserable it was
- 1:33:34so it is good to be not miserable it is definitely good you
- 1:33:39know and everything's
- 1:33:40going right man i mean between the you know that kind of shit
- 1:33:44and going back to
- 1:33:44concerts and just having fun and being out and you know like
- 1:33:48last night just last
- 1:33:49night i went out and did karaoke just for the fuck of it you
- 1:33:51know why why not
- 1:33:53SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I mean, there's nothing to stop me now.
- 1:33:55SPEAKER_03: There's no,
- 1:33:56I gotta come home and fucking hear about what a fucking piece
- 1:33:58of shit I am from
- 1:33:59SPEAKER_03: Mama.
- 1:34:01SPEAKER_03: And no doing the classic metal show on Saturdays.
- 1:34:04SPEAKER_03: No, can't do that.
- 1:34:05SPEAKER_03: That would be bad.
- 1:34:06No,
- 1:34:07it's fun to actually be living my life without the fucking
- 1:34:11restrictions of what my life was.
- 1:34:14SPEAKER_03: And that's not even slapping at her, to be honest.
- 1:34:16SPEAKER_03: You know, I definitely don't.
- 1:34:17SPEAKER_03: And I've told you this off air.
- 1:34:19SPEAKER_03: I'll say it on air, too.
- 1:34:20SPEAKER_03: I have no hatred for her or nothing.
- 1:34:21SPEAKER_03: No anger.
- 1:34:23SPEAKER_03: Just fucking... I'm enjoying being free.
- 1:34:27SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:34:27SPEAKER_03: You can just do what you want to do and be who you are.
- 1:34:31SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:34:32SPEAKER_03: And that's a good thing.
- 1:34:33SPEAKER_03: And I'm going to keep doing it.
- 1:34:34SPEAKER_03: You know?
- 1:34:34SPEAKER_03: I mean,
- 1:34:34SPEAKER_03: it's...
- 1:34:35SPEAKER_03: There's no reason to stop it because for the first time in 15 years,
- 1:34:39SPEAKER_03: I'm fucking happy day to day.
- 1:34:40SPEAKER_03: So...
- 1:34:42SPEAKER_03: I'm going to keep enjoying it.
- 1:34:45SPEAKER_03: I'm obviously coming your way in a couple of weeks.
- 1:34:48SPEAKER_03: We're going to spend a couple of days hanging out with you.
- 1:34:52Ed wants to go to Vegas,
- 1:34:54and I have another friend that wants me to come to Vegas.
- 1:34:57SPEAKER_03: Sure.
- 1:34:59SPEAKER_03: I'm rolling, dude.
- 1:35:02SPEAKER_03: I'm definitely rolling now, and things are fun.
- 1:35:05SPEAKER_03: For now, I'm going to keep having fun.
- 1:35:07SPEAKER_03: I'm back doing the show, and that seems to be doing okay.
- 1:35:09SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:35:11SPEAKER_03: It's all going good, man.
- 1:35:13SPEAKER_03: No complaints.
- 1:35:15SPEAKER_03: I'm back from my suicidal days when this started.
- 1:35:18SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 1:35:18SPEAKER_03: Well,
- 1:35:20SPEAKER_03: speaking of cleansing of the soul,
- 1:35:23SPEAKER_03: you're currently working on a book and doing some blogging and whatnot.
- 1:35:29So where can people find your little posts and your rants and
- 1:35:35things like that?
- 1:35:36SPEAKER_03: Well,
- 1:35:36SPEAKER_03: if they want to,
- 1:35:37SPEAKER_03: all they got to do is follow me on Facebook,
- 1:35:38which you're going to have to search me because I think I have
- 1:35:41my settings set to
- 1:35:43SPEAKER_03: private.
- 1:35:43SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
- 1:35:44SPEAKER_03: But my screen name is just Chris Akin.
- 1:35:48SPEAKER_03: If people want to follow along,
- 1:35:50SPEAKER_03: everybody seems to think that I'm this fucking great writer or something.
- 1:35:55And I'm inspirational and all this other bullshit,
- 1:35:58which,
- 1:35:58okay,
- 1:35:59that's fun.
- 1:36:00SPEAKER_03: You know, it's fun that people are appreciating what I'm writing.
- 1:36:02SPEAKER_03: But I do write every day.
- 1:36:04SPEAKER_03: You know, whatever I'm thinking, good or bad.
- 1:36:07SPEAKER_03: And,
- 1:36:07SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 1:36:07SPEAKER_03: a lot of writing about the divorce,
- 1:36:09SPEAKER_03: a lot of writing about fucking losing all the weight that I've lost,
- 1:36:13SPEAKER_03: etc.
- 1:36:16SPEAKER_03: There is definitely a book being written.
- 1:36:17SPEAKER_03: There's well over 130, 40 pages that have been written to this point.
- 1:36:23SPEAKER_03: And I got a...
- 1:36:27SPEAKER_03: A confirmation from my friend Diamond Dallas Page.
- 1:36:30SPEAKER_03: He's going to write the forward to the book,
- 1:36:32and he's helping me get a book deal that I really can't talk
- 1:36:35about right now.
- 1:36:36But he's helping me get this book deal done so that this book
- 1:36:40is actually going to
- 1:36:41SPEAKER_03: happen as long as I can cooperate with the editors,
- 1:36:44SPEAKER_03: which has been a problem in the past.
- 1:36:46SPEAKER_03: Sure.
- 1:36:47SPEAKER_03: But no, dude, things are just rolling, man.
- 1:36:50SPEAKER_03: And as far as the yoga and the losing weight,
- 1:36:54SPEAKER_03: all of a sudden,
- 1:36:56I went from just being one of the guys that was doing this shit
- 1:36:59to now all of a
- 1:37:02SPEAKER_03: sudden,
- 1:37:02they've actually asked me to mentor some people and talk to
- 1:37:05people that are
- 1:37:05SPEAKER_03: struggling to do their shit and get themselves healthy.
- 1:37:08SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:37:09SPEAKER_03: That's pretty cool.
- 1:37:10SPEAKER_03: You know,
- 1:37:11SPEAKER_03: it's pretty cool to be...
- 1:37:12SPEAKER_03: It's pretty cool when your phone rings and it's...
- 1:37:14SPEAKER_03: And I mean,
- 1:37:15SPEAKER_03: you know this from having Don call you and whatnot.
- 1:37:17SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
- 1:37:17There's always something that's just a little bit cool about
- 1:37:20having somebody famous
- 1:37:21SPEAKER_03: call your phone.
- 1:37:21SPEAKER_03: Sure, absolutely.
- 1:37:23You know,
- 1:37:23and you pick up your phone and you look at your phone when it
- 1:37:25rings.
- 1:37:25SPEAKER_03: It's like, hey, Diamond Dallas Page.
- 1:37:27SPEAKER_03: It's like, okay, that's fucking cool.
- 1:37:30SPEAKER_03: You know, it's like you pick it up.
- 1:37:32SPEAKER_03: He's like, hey, man, what's up?
- 1:37:33SPEAKER_03: It's DDP.
- 1:37:34SPEAKER_03: Yeah, right.
- 1:37:35SPEAKER_03: What's things going with this guy or that guy or what's up with you?
- 1:37:37SPEAKER_03: And, you know...
- 1:37:40SPEAKER_03: It's just,
- 1:37:41SPEAKER_03: I don't know what it is,
- 1:37:42SPEAKER_03: whether I'm more positive now or more happy or what,
- 1:37:45SPEAKER_03: but it seems like everything I'm touching right now is sort of working.
- 1:37:50SPEAKER_03: So, you know, for now, I'm going to keep riding the wave.
- 1:37:53SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 1:37:55SPEAKER_03: But yeah,
- 1:37:55people can definitely follow me on Facebook if they want to and
- 1:37:59read my rantings
- 1:38:00SPEAKER_03: day-to-day at JustChrisAkin on Facebook.
- 1:38:03SPEAKER_03: Sure.
- 1:38:04SPEAKER_03: Well, I've had people make comments about the CMS.
- 1:38:10SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:38:10SPEAKER_03: At times, you and I get a little bit – we're very brutal sometimes.
- 1:38:18SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 1:38:18SPEAKER_00: Of course.
- 1:38:18SPEAKER_03: Not all the time, but I think the word I like to put to it is honest.
- 1:38:24SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 1:38:25SPEAKER_03: We're just honest about things.
- 1:38:27SPEAKER_03: I think so, yeah.
- 1:38:27SPEAKER_03: It's not politically correct most of the time.
- 1:38:31SPEAKER_03: We basically just tell you how we think.
- 1:38:35SPEAKER_03: And it's not because,
- 1:38:36SPEAKER_03: well,
- 1:38:36we're afraid to hurt somebody's feelings or we're going to rub
- 1:38:39somebody the wrong
- 1:38:40SPEAKER_03: way or we're going to,
- 1:38:42SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 1:38:42SPEAKER_03: whatever.
- 1:38:43SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 1:38:45I personally am a believer that being politically correct is
- 1:38:47being dishonest.
- 1:38:49SPEAKER_03: I agree.
- 1:38:50SPEAKER_03: Go ahead.
- 1:38:51SPEAKER_03: I've always thought that.
- 1:38:52SPEAKER_03: I always will think that, man.
- 1:38:53Anytime you're going to fucking change what you say in order to
- 1:38:57not offend
- 1:38:59SPEAKER_03: somebody,
- 1:38:59SPEAKER_03: then you're not being honest with them.
- 1:39:01SPEAKER_03: No, you're not.
- 1:39:03SPEAKER_03: You're being politically correct, which has been a big downfall for...
- 1:39:08SPEAKER_03: our society in general, I think.
- 1:39:12SPEAKER_03: Because everybody's so afraid of being offensive.
- 1:39:18And the thing is that you and I don't go out of our way to try
- 1:39:21to be offensive.
- 1:39:23SPEAKER_03: It's because we're just being honest.
- 1:39:25SPEAKER_03: And I've had people tell me or approach me and tell me, you know,
- 1:39:31SPEAKER_03: I don't necessarily agree with the way that you have presented things,
- 1:39:36but I get what you're saying and you're just being very direct
- 1:39:39and very honest.
- 1:39:41SPEAKER_03: And I never thought of this before because it's not what I set out to do,
- 1:39:46but people have made comment to me that between you and I in
- 1:39:51our commentary and
- 1:39:52SPEAKER_03: being honest about things –
- 1:39:55People have told me that because of our honesty and just being
- 1:39:59blatant about things
- 1:40:01that sometimes it's a slap in the face to the point to where
- 1:40:05it's just like you're
- 1:40:06SPEAKER_03: actually helping people because it's making them realize that.
- 1:40:12SPEAKER_03: their own vulnerability, if you will.
- 1:40:15SPEAKER_03: I don't know if that makes any sense.
- 1:40:17SPEAKER_03: No, it makes sense.
- 1:40:18SPEAKER_03: You know what, dude?
- 1:40:19SPEAKER_03: It's a double-edged sword, and you've got to live with both sides of it.
- 1:40:22SPEAKER_03: I'll be honest.
- 1:40:23The fact that I'm that bold is one of the main reasons that I'm
- 1:40:25fucking losing a marriage.
- 1:40:26SPEAKER_03: Sure.
- 1:40:27SPEAKER_03: Whatever.
- 1:40:27SPEAKER_03: Sure.
- 1:40:28SPEAKER_03: It is truly what it is, which is I'm not going to be this fucking...
- 1:40:34Okay,
- 1:40:35well,
- 1:40:35let's go out and let's go shopping together and everything's
- 1:40:38great.
- 1:40:39SPEAKER_03: I love being here at the grocery store with you.
- 1:40:41SPEAKER_03: No, I can't do that.
- 1:40:44SPEAKER_03: I never could do that and I can't do that with anything.
- 1:40:46SPEAKER_03: If I'm listening to music and it blows, I'm going to say it blows.
- 1:40:49Look,
- 1:40:50prime example is that doc and review that I just wrote for Pit
- 1:40:53Riff.
- 1:40:54SPEAKER_03: Sure.
- 1:40:56SPEAKER_03: Clearly, that could cause me a problem.
- 1:40:59SPEAKER_02: Well,
- 1:41:00SPEAKER_03: the fact remains is that you,
- 1:41:02SPEAKER_03: well,
- 1:41:03SPEAKER_03: actually,
- 1:41:03SPEAKER_03: I hooked you up with that gig about four years ago.
- 1:41:07SPEAKER_03: And you're the docking webmaster.
- 1:41:10SPEAKER_03: You maintain the site.
- 1:41:12SPEAKER_03: You more or less work for docking.
- 1:41:16SPEAKER_03: But because of working for Dokken,
- 1:41:19SPEAKER_03: you didn't go out of your way to kiss their ass on the new CD.
- 1:41:22You basically gave it an honest review,
- 1:41:25and you didn't give it 100 out of 100.
- 1:41:28SPEAKER_03: You said it's 72 out of 100.
- 1:41:29SPEAKER_03: I said it's okay.
- 1:41:32SPEAKER_03: It's listenable.
- 1:41:32SPEAKER_03: It's good.
- 1:41:34SPEAKER_03: But it's not great, because it's not.
- 1:41:36And,
- 1:41:36you know,
- 1:41:37I'd rather not have the gig than not have the integrity,
- 1:41:40personally.
- 1:41:40SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 1:41:42SPEAKER_03: So...
- 1:41:43SPEAKER_03: But I don't think most people are like that, dude.
- 1:41:45SPEAKER_03: I mean,
- 1:41:46SPEAKER_03: no offense to our good friend Andrew McNeese,
- 1:41:47SPEAKER_03: but he'll tell me stuff about how he hates a record,
- 1:41:50SPEAKER_03: and I'll see it on his fucking site with a 92.
- 1:41:52SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 1:41:52It's like,
- 1:41:53dude,
- 1:41:53how can that possibly be a 92 when you hated it yesterday?
- 1:41:57SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like TNT.
- 1:42:00SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
- 1:42:01SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
- 1:42:02Well,
- 1:42:02anyway,
- 1:42:03speaking of your honesty and your rants and your blogging and
- 1:42:08whatever –
- 1:42:09SPEAKER_03: And I hope he doesn't mind, but our own MOL has sent you a note.
- 1:42:18SPEAKER_03: Yes, he did.
- 1:42:18SPEAKER_03: To let you know that your,
- 1:42:21SPEAKER_03: or actually our,
- 1:42:23SPEAKER_03: I don't know what you want to call this,
- 1:42:27our show or our weekly rants or whatever has helped him on a
- 1:42:32daily basis or a
- 1:42:33SPEAKER_03: weekly basis just to go,
- 1:42:35SPEAKER_03: you know what,
- 1:42:36SPEAKER_03: life isn't as bad as it could be.
- 1:42:38SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 1:42:40SPEAKER_03: He wrote you a note here,
- 1:42:42SPEAKER_03: and again,
- 1:42:43SPEAKER_03: I don't know if this is private or not,
- 1:42:45SPEAKER_03: to be honest with you.
- 1:42:46SPEAKER_03: It's in a public forum.
- 1:42:48SPEAKER_03: Well, it is true.
- 1:42:48Thank you.
- 1:42:49SPEAKER_03: So he says to you,
- 1:42:51SPEAKER_03: not to sound like a fanboy,
- 1:42:53but the show has helped with some tough times and low points in
- 1:42:59my life and let me
- 1:43:00SPEAKER_03: laugh when I needed to and just wanted to cry.
- 1:43:05SPEAKER_03: You and Wendell,
- 1:43:06SPEAKER_03: he uses my real name,
- 1:43:09SPEAKER_03: my real name,
- 1:43:11SPEAKER_03: my first name,
- 1:43:13will always have my appreciation and I will always be indebted
- 1:43:17to you for that.
- 1:43:20SPEAKER_03: The venting, angry MOL was always therapeutic.
- 1:43:25SPEAKER_03: Laugh out loud.
- 1:43:27SPEAKER_03: Chris, laugh out loud.
- 1:43:30SPEAKER_03: There you go.
- 1:43:32SPEAKER_03: Even if I was on the verge of laughter by the end of every call.
- 1:43:37SPEAKER_03: You are a good dude.
- 1:43:40SPEAKER_03: You and Neely truly are,
- 1:43:42SPEAKER_03: and many people openly or secretly,
- 1:43:45SPEAKER_03: known or unknown,
- 1:43:47have probably been cheered up and helped along through trying
- 1:43:52times by you,
- 1:43:53SPEAKER_03: whether you know it or not,
- 1:43:55SPEAKER_03: and I salute you.
- 1:43:57SPEAKER_01: There you go.
- 1:43:57SPEAKER_03: So there you go.
- 1:43:59SPEAKER_03: But, you know, he's not the only one.
- 1:44:01SPEAKER_03: I've gotten emails.
- 1:44:03SPEAKER_03: I've been told that by different people.
- 1:44:05SPEAKER_03: And, again, this is not a CMS suck fest here.
- 1:44:10SPEAKER_03: I'm certainly not.
- 1:44:12SPEAKER_03: You and I certainly don't go around, man, we are the greatest ever.
- 1:44:17SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:44:20SPEAKER_03: Not at all.
- 1:44:20SPEAKER_03: It's just like,
- 1:44:21SPEAKER_03: hey,
- 1:44:21SPEAKER_03: if you enjoy what we do,
- 1:44:23SPEAKER_03: we like doing this because,
- 1:44:25SPEAKER_03: and Chris stated it this afternoon the best,
- 1:44:28SPEAKER_03: this is just a chance for Chris and I just to hang out.
- 1:44:32SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 1:44:32SPEAKER_03: That's all we do.
- 1:44:33SPEAKER_03: We just like to hang out.
- 1:44:35SPEAKER_03: Be two buds and share our thoughts and go, you know what?
- 1:44:39SPEAKER_03: This is what I think about this.
- 1:44:40SPEAKER_03: Or this is what I think about that.
- 1:44:42SPEAKER_03: Or this is how I view the world.
- 1:44:44SPEAKER_03: Or this is, you know, it's not to be shocking.
- 1:44:48SPEAKER_03: It's not to be crazy.
- 1:44:49SPEAKER_03: It's not to be, oh, let's just do something really wacky, dude.
- 1:44:53SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because if we ever did that, then we'd actually have to plan.
- 1:44:57SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
- 1:44:58SPEAKER_03: So none of this is planned.
- 1:44:59SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:45:01But nevertheless,
- 1:45:03the message here for me personally is to say,
- 1:45:05hey,
- 1:45:05thanks.
- 1:45:06I appreciate the fact that you like to listen and appreciate
- 1:45:10what Chris and I do.
- 1:45:11SPEAKER_03: But to be honest with you, Chris and I, we don't plan anything.
- 1:45:16SPEAKER_03: Nothing.
- 1:45:16SPEAKER_03: I mean, we come up with a list of shit we want to talk about.
- 1:45:20SPEAKER_03: And that's it.
- 1:45:22SPEAKER_03: And that's it.
- 1:45:24SPEAKER_03: And usually it's not like we come up with it during the week.
- 1:45:27SPEAKER_03: When did I give it to you this week?
- 1:45:28SPEAKER_03: Today?
- 1:45:28SPEAKER_03: Yeah, about two hours before the show.
- 1:45:31SPEAKER_03: You know,
- 1:45:32SPEAKER_03: so I was just like,
- 1:45:34SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 1:45:34SPEAKER_03: we'll present this stuff,
- 1:45:36SPEAKER_03: give you an honest opinion,
- 1:45:37SPEAKER_03: and we'll move on.
- 1:45:38SPEAKER_03: Yeah, exactly.
- 1:45:39SPEAKER_03: You know, and it's cool that people dig it, and that's fun.
- 1:45:43SPEAKER_03: And I hope people continue to dig it.
- 1:45:45SPEAKER_03: If people are getting something out of it, that's great.
- 1:45:47SPEAKER_03: You know,
- 1:45:48SPEAKER_03: and clearly with me in a whole different mindset,
- 1:45:52SPEAKER_03: I think the show is evolving into something that it hasn't been before.
- 1:45:55SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
- 1:45:55SPEAKER_03: You know?
- 1:45:56SPEAKER_03: I mean, it feels different.
- 1:45:57SPEAKER_03: To me, it feels a little different.
- 1:45:58SPEAKER_03: It feels the same as far as jumping into the pocket,
- 1:46:00SPEAKER_03: but it doesn't feel there's no stress behind it anymore.
- 1:46:05SPEAKER_03: There was always a lot of stress in the old that not between me and you,
- 1:46:08SPEAKER_03: obviously,
- 1:46:08SPEAKER_03: but me and others.
- 1:46:10SPEAKER_03: Well, you were trying to keep it.
- 1:46:12You were trying to keep it from getting out of control to where
- 1:46:15you could get beat up for it.
- 1:46:17SPEAKER_03: Yeah, exactly.
- 1:46:18SPEAKER_03: And now I'm not.
- 1:46:19SPEAKER_03: And it is definitely much more loose and much more fun and relaxed.
- 1:46:23And I think that's why we've done,
- 1:46:25I mean,
- 1:46:25we've only done,
- 1:46:26what,
- 1:46:26four or five shows back then?
- 1:46:27SPEAKER_03: Not even that many.
- 1:46:28SPEAKER_03: We've only done like three.
- 1:46:30So we've done three and we've already got,
- 1:46:32what,
- 1:46:3318 fucking classic segments.
- 1:46:35SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 1:46:36SPEAKER_03: I mean, that's unheard of.
- 1:46:37SPEAKER_03: I mean,
- 1:46:38SPEAKER_03: we used to do the whole show and we would do some classic stuff,
- 1:46:40SPEAKER_03: but we'd only get like maybe three or four out of each show.
- 1:46:43Now we're doing,
- 1:46:45not tonight,
- 1:46:45but most nights we're doing five,
- 1:46:48six every single time.
- 1:46:49SPEAKER_03: Just bang, bang, bang.
- 1:46:50SPEAKER_03: And it's good.
- 1:46:51SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 1:46:52SPEAKER_03: Because it's loose now.
- 1:46:53SPEAKER_03: So good things are coming with this show.
- 1:46:56SPEAKER_03: I have a hunch.
- 1:46:57SPEAKER_03: Sure.
- 1:46:59SPEAKER_03: All right, well, let's get out of this love me segment.
- 1:47:03SPEAKER_03: Love me.
- 1:47:04SPEAKER_03: Love me.
- 1:47:04SPEAKER_03: Love me.
- 1:47:05And I know you're working on trying to get Jesse James Dupree
- 1:47:10back on the show.
- 1:47:11SPEAKER_03: I am, man.
- 1:47:12SPEAKER_03: He is difficult to track down.
- 1:47:14SPEAKER_03: I can only imagine.
- 1:47:17SPEAKER_03: Dude,
- 1:47:17SPEAKER_03: I've literally sent about 20 emails,
- 1:47:19SPEAKER_03: and everybody's like,
- 1:47:20SPEAKER_03: well,
- 1:47:20SPEAKER_03: he doesn't work with me anymore.
- 1:47:22SPEAKER_03: He works with this guy.
- 1:47:23SPEAKER_03: And I go to the next guy, well, he doesn't work with me anymore.
- 1:47:25SPEAKER_03: He works with this guy.
- 1:47:26SPEAKER_03: He's a big star, Full Throttle Saloon.
- 1:47:28SPEAKER_03: He's a pain in the ass to get a hold of.
- 1:47:30SPEAKER_03: Nice.
- 1:47:32SPEAKER_03: Well,
- 1:47:32SPEAKER_03: speaking of full throttle saloon and that kind of stuff,
- 1:47:35SPEAKER_03: how excited are you for the new Sons of Anarchy?
- 1:47:39SPEAKER_03: That is the only thing on my mind.
- 1:47:40SPEAKER_03: That and football.
- 1:47:41SPEAKER_03: Football tomorrow, SOA on Tuesday.
- 1:47:44SPEAKER_03: I can't wait.
- 1:47:45That's so funny you should say that because that is the only
- 1:47:48thing that I'm thinking of.
- 1:47:50SPEAKER_03: It's just like...
- 1:47:51All right,
- 1:47:51I got the Steelers tomorrow night,
- 1:47:54and I got Sons of Anarchy on Tuesday.
- 1:47:57SPEAKER_03: Dude, have you seen the trailers for Sons yet?
- 1:47:59SPEAKER_03: Oh, absolutely.
- 1:48:00SPEAKER_03: Dude, it looks fucking phenomenal with Jax taking over the club.
- 1:48:04SPEAKER_03: Oh, I can't wait.
- 1:48:05SPEAKER_03: You know, that Tara is so hot.
- 1:48:07SPEAKER_03: She is so dirty hot.
- 1:48:09SPEAKER_03: She is a dirty little hot whore.
- 1:48:12SPEAKER_03: I love that girl.
- 1:48:14SPEAKER_03: Nice big boobs.
- 1:48:15SPEAKER_03: I don't know what it is about that girl.
- 1:48:17SPEAKER_03: She's dirty hot.
- 1:48:18SPEAKER_03: That's exactly what it is.
- 1:48:22SPEAKER_03: There's just a filth factor about her.
- 1:48:25SPEAKER_03: You know as well as I do, she is a dirty, dirty, dirty girl.
- 1:48:29SPEAKER_03: I love it.
- 1:48:31SPEAKER_03: I love it, too.
- 1:48:32SPEAKER_03: I love that.
- 1:48:33SPEAKER_03: I think that should be a TV show, The Filth Factor.
- 1:48:38SPEAKER_03: The Filth Factor.
- 1:48:40SPEAKER_03: Filthymilf.com Right.
- 1:48:44SPEAKER_03: She's got it, whatever that is.
- 1:48:46SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I mean, there's something about her, man.
- 1:48:48SPEAKER_03: She just looks like she would fucking hurt you.
- 1:48:51SPEAKER_03: She's
- 1:48:52SPEAKER_03: In all the best ways.
- 1:48:55SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
- 1:48:55SPEAKER_03: And you know what it is, too?
- 1:48:56SPEAKER_03: And just with Tara,
- 1:48:58and anybody that has not watched Sons of Anarchy probably has
- 1:49:00no idea what I'm
- 1:49:01SPEAKER_03: talking about here.
- 1:49:03SPEAKER_03: I think it was at the end of season three.
- 1:49:06SPEAKER_03: Remember?
- 1:49:07SPEAKER_03: You've watched them all, I'm sure.
- 1:49:08SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, absolutely.
- 1:49:09SPEAKER_03: I'm the one who turned you on to it.
- 1:49:10SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you turned me on to it.
- 1:49:11SPEAKER_03: So there was a scene...
- 1:49:16SPEAKER_03: Remember when Jax was going back and forth between Tara,
- 1:49:20SPEAKER_03: but then he was cheating on her with the stripper?
- 1:49:22SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:49:24SPEAKER_03: There was a scene where Tara started banging him, standing up.
- 1:49:29SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 1:49:30SPEAKER_03: And then the stripper came in,
- 1:49:33SPEAKER_03: and she just looked over her shoulder and was like,
- 1:49:34SPEAKER_03: yeah,
- 1:49:35SPEAKER_03: I'm riding this dick now.
- 1:49:38SPEAKER_03: And that fucking scene sticks in my head about what a dirty girl she is.
- 1:49:42SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she is.
- 1:49:44SPEAKER_03: And I love it.
- 1:49:47SPEAKER_03: All right.
- 1:49:47SPEAKER_03: Well, there you go.
- 1:49:49SPEAKER_03: There you go.
- 1:49:50SPEAKER_03: The dirtiness of SOA.
- 1:49:51SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 1:49:52SPEAKER_01: I can't wait, dude.
- 1:49:53SPEAKER_01: That's going to be fucking the...
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