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333 - There Goes the Neighborhood.. · Fartmouth

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_02: How would you describe your loads?
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_02: Milky, watery, sticky.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_01: I guess milky.
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, milky.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_01: Grainy, maybe?
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_01: Nah.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_01: I'd say milky.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_01: They get they get drilatinous pretty pretty quickly though.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_01: But I think that's most everybody.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_01: Interesting.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_02: Someone asked me that the other day.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_02: They weren't talking about calm at all.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_02: They were talking about work-related stuff.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_02: But they said, How would you describe your loads?
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, uh and then the same day, same day, swear to fucking god, I walked over to this girl's cubicle at work, and uh somebody else was standing there and I had a question for them.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_02: Short little, hey, is this thing yep?
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, cool.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_02: And uh I looked over at her workstation and everything was pink.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_02: And I was she so she's a Latino, Latina, Latinx girl.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_02: And she had her daughter there who was like 10 or 12 or something.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_02: So I looked over, I saw all the pink, and I said, dang, that's a lot of pink.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_02: And she looked at me, the adult, and said, sometimes you need a little bit of pink in your life.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_02: And I said, not gonna say it.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_02: Not gonna say it.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna withhold.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_02: And she started laughing and thanked me for not making a pussy joke in front of her 10-year-old.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_02: But it was a weird day.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_02: People were talking about loads and pussies and pink.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_02: It was just a weird day.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_02: So I thought I'd ask you to describe your loads, and I thought, that's a great interview question.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm gonna write it down for the next interview with a stranger.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm gonna ask them to describe their loads, and it'll be fun.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_02: The following post is a production of the Fort Met University Chip Shit and their department.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you for listening.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_00: Where woke minds can find sleep, Fartmouth University.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_00: I wish the sun would die out, just so the flock cameras will be obsolete.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_02: Freak those just heckin things, man.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_02: I hate 'em.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_02: I hate those guys.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I do, but uh me too.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_02: I think surveillance state.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_02: Not cool.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_02: Nope.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_02: Uh welcome everyone to Fart Mouth Podcast, a show whose hosts always say it's it's not about how hard you fall, but uh how you how you get up, uh how up how how hard you are when you get up.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_02: Nice.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm pretty hard.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_02: Every week we do a few retinese segments and make each other laugh.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_02: I'm oh I say it for I'm Tyler.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_02: I'm Jake.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_02: And we're gonna do segments.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_02: I just said I'm not hard.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_02: It's how not about how hard you fall, but how hard you are when you get up.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_02: And I thought, how can I make that longer?
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_02: I thought, I'll pretend I can't say it right.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_02: It's a little behind the behind the meat curtains.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_02: That's what I do every episode, by the way.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_02: First segment.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_02: Would you rather but wait, I have to tell you something first.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_02: I uh I guested on a podcast Monday.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_02: Sick.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_02: I recorded an episode of a show you may have heard of, a little something we might call shhitt song of the week.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, wow, nice.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_02: Hell yeah.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_02: And uh Jody asked me to come on, and uh I could not think of a freaking like category, like a genre.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_02: It took me forever, and then finally it hit me.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_02: White rappers.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, nice, hell yeah.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_02: Let's do that.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_02: So then I found this dude, this crazy fucking Australian guy.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_02: Wild story.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want to give away too much of the episode because it was pretty funny, like going over like his escapades and shit.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_02: But uh crazy stuff.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_02: And then you said on the Patreon earlier when we were recording, you were talking about Yeastie Boys.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_02: And I I forgot I was gonna bring it up on there, but uh Joe Jody up against my guy, he did a Beastie Boys song, and I was like, you have no chance, dude.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_02: You have no chance.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_02: This sucks, but it doesn't suck nearly as bad.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_01: The worst Beastie Boys song is better than 99% of trash wigger rap, which I would assume the Australian guy's doing.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's worse than you could possibly imagine.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_02: It might be the worst song ever made.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_02: It's it's so fucking bad, dude.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_01: Worse than that the black fronted metal core band?
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_02: At least that was funny.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_02: This was fucking horrific, dude.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_02: So bad it's not even funny?
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_02: That we've definitely found a way for it to be funny.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_01: Um but on its own, it's not funny.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_02: It's I mean, it's kind of funny.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, never mind.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_01: It is pretty funny.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_02: Oh man, we talked, we probably spent a three-quarters of the episode, Jody, just shitting on Jews.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_02: It was so funny, dude.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, a lot of Jew talk.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_02: And then, like, out of coincidence, the song that I brought, the guy talks about the Jews in the chorus.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_01: Nice.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_02: It was very uh very cool to watch those come together.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because the Beastie Boys are Jewish, right?
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_01: Or at least a couple of them.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if all three are, but and Rick Rubin.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, I forgot he was part of that whole game.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_02: That was big uh big uh topic on the show.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_02: And then I did a they have a Patreon show too, and I did that afterwards, and it was all cover songs.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_02: And uh did I tell you about Dred Zeppelin, the reggae Led Zeppelin cover band?
• 6:14
  SPEAKER_02: I believe you mentioned that to me the Elvis Impersonation.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, oh yeah, definitely, you definitely did it.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we I had I brought one of those, and he told me to bring uh one cover song song that's been covered that you like and one that you think is bad.
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_02: So I brought um Still Still Fly.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_02: No, not Still Fly.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck's the name of the goddamn song?
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_02: I just forgot.
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_02: What's up?
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_02: Fresh as Saw Return, baby Gator Boots.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, still fly.
• 6:41
  SPEAKER_01: You got it.
• 6:41
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, that's right.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_01: I'm still flying the Devil Rish Prada version of that.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, nice, yeah, cool.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_01: Uh that uh remember when I parodied that?
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_01: I think so.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_01: Because I'm a fly.
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I will not go out your car window.
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_01: Something like that.
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_01: Which when I dude, when I thought of that, I was like, I'm a fucking genius, dude.
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you, Jesus.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_01: Even though I never believed in you since I was like 14.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you so much.
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_01: Um, ironically, cornball shit is so funny, dude.
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_01: I know, right?
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_01: Also, very relatable.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_01: That happened to me the other day.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_01: This fucking fly, I'm on the interstate going like 75.
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_01: This fly will not get out of my face.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_01: It's fucking with me constantly.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_01: I'm I got the window half rolled down.
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_01: I'm I'm already done with my cigarette.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_01: That's not why my window's rolled down.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_01: It's for this fly fuck that won't go out.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_01: And he finally does.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_01: I swear to God, Tyler, at 75 miles an hour.
• 7:49
  SPEAKER_01: He defied the laws of physics, left my car, came right back in my car once before he finally went out.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_02: That's wild.
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_01: God, I hate flies.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_02: They uh fuck them.
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_02: They laugh in the face of thermodynamics.
• 8:05
  SPEAKER_01: That's what Neil deGrasse Tyson needs to be studying, bro.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_01: It's fucking flies.
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_02: Fly dynamics, bro.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_02: Fucking flies.
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_02: Flynnamics.
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_02: Flynnamics.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_02: That's like a black portmanteau kind of thing.
• 8:17
  SPEAKER_02: Still fly dynamics.
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_02: Uh yeah, bro.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_02: That's awesome.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but anyway, uh, I don't know when that's gonna come out, but it was fun, you know.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_02: Uh also I almost had to cancel on them because I was like, Yeah, dude, no worries.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_02: I know exactly where all my stuff is.
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_02: And then it was like the 40 minutes before the show, and I could not find any of my shit.
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_02: Wow, man.
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, but then I like, dude, I dug through boxes.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, you know, I want to move out of this place before.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_02: Well, when my lease ends, I I knew pretty soon into living in this place that I was like, I'm not unpacking all these boxes, dude.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just gonna move in like a a year or whatever.
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_02: So I still have stuff in box.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_02: I looked everywhere.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_02: I searched through I got up on a fucking stepladder.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_02: I was I had shit up in storage, I was looking through 25 minutes looking through all this shit.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_02: And then I literally walked in the fucking my office room, whatever, and I looked and I was like, oh my god, I'm such a twat.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_02: I forgot I got a new desk with drawers.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_02: Uh it's liter I it was sitting in the first drawer, my my USB mic, like three inches from my stupid fat elbow.
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_02: And I searched everywhere.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_01: But anyway.
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_01: When you said I got on my stepladder, I really wanted to say, well, you didn't know your real ladder.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_01: That's true.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_01: I wanted to say that.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_01: Uh just for the listener and for you, I wanted to I wanted to go ahead and rewind the tape a little bit.
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I was looking under my bed and I actually got stuck halfway under my bed.
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_02: And I looked back and I was like, what are you doing, stepladder?
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that would have been a much less depressing way to bring it up.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_01: To introduce that concept.
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_02: I never knew my father.
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_02: Is that from Shrek?
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think so.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_02: Alright.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_02: So we're gonna do this segment now.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_02: Uh maybe.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_02: There it is.
• 10:15
  SPEAKER_02: Would you rather?
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_02: Jake, uh, it's all you this time, buddy.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_01: It's not all it's it's not all it's uh hyped up to be.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_01: Your real ladder.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_01: Um he's dead now.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_01: So fuck it.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_02: I've never met him.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_01: That's why I felt comfortable enough to go ahead and tell the joke.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_01: Uh my your would you rather topic was public humiliation.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_02: The public life.
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_01: I guess we'll do that one first, right?
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_01: Would you rather shave your pubes and asshole?
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_01: Ugh.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_01: I should have said ass crack, like the whole thing.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_01: You know?
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_02: My whole pubic and anal region.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_01: On your inaugural stream on kick.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_01: So the very first, because you're you're planning on or you have aspirations potentially of being a kick streamer, maybe.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_01: And your first stream is gonna be this.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_01: And never delete it.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_01: So you it has to stay on your page, and you have to use that page to stream.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 11:24
  unknown: Right.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I would be banned immediately, but sure.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I I didn't know if maybe nudity was allowed on the platform.
• 11:32
  SPEAKER_01: I guess it's not.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_01: Nope.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_01: That's the only thing that's not.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_01: Pretty much.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_01: God damn it.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_01: You probably told me that.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_02: You can say you can say slurs, but you can't show your balls.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_01: That's crazy.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I get it.
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I guess that makes sense to in some way, but fuck.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_01: Well, goddammit, that fucks my shit up.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean, so we could we could skirt it where it's like you blur enough that it's maybe that.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_01: You blur you blur enough that it that it still is allowed on the platform.
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_02: Uh 45 inches of shaft and then just a little blur on the end.
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_01: You blur your dick, balls, an actual asshole, but everything, everything you're shaving for the most part, other than your balls, is seen on camera.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_01: Everyone knows what you're doing, right?
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, and never delete it, right?
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_01: Or counter protest the next No Kings rally that they have in town.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_01: Oh man.
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_01: By driving by slowly with MAGA regalia all over your truck and your person.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_01: And it's so believable because it's a truck.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_01: That's what set it off for me.
• 12:42
  SPEAKER_01: That's why I I didn't think through the first half, evidently, but the second half of this one I did.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_02: It would, you gotta think though, the juxtaposition would be really funny if I drove a Prius and it was covered in MAGA stuff.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that is funny.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_01: That exists now.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_01: In this in this weird world we live in, there's so many electric vehicles that are now, you know, Trump related.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean that Prius is like it's a hybrid and it's like the marquee.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_01: Specifically a Prius, no.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_01: It's like the liberal car.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_02: But like Tesla was that's what I'm saying.
• 13:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_02: It's just that right there, that makes the life feel like a simulation that like for a few years Tesla was like the Libmobile.
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_02: Like if you got a Tesla, like you give a fuck about the environment.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_02: You are a lib, dude.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_02: It was the new Prius.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_02: And then he sold all these cars to all these libs, and then was like, I fucking love Trump, dude.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_02: This is awesome.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_01: What a real heel turn.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_02: But it's it's such a financial investment.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_02: It's not like they could just it's not like you know, he sold t-shirts or fucking binders.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_00: It's a goddamn thing.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_02: Something you could tear up or like burn.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_02: You could burn the hat you got your Tesla hat, you could burn your hat.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_02: No, you you have a$89,000 investment.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_02: Now you regret it.
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_01: I gotta sell this thing and take a loss because this fucking asshole.
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly, dude.
• 14:11
  SPEAKER_01: Put his hat in the ring in politics.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_02: Depreciating by hundreds of dollars every day.
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_01: Isn't it isn't it funny to think of all the fucking weed head libs that which I am I am among their ranks, but but all the weed head libs who got a fucking Joe Rogan theme tattoo in 2014.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_02: You wouldn't understand, bro.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_02: It's medicine for us.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and but he's super liberal, you know.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_01: But he he he agrees with Rogan on because back then Rogan only really championed left-wing shit, right?
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_01: And now, twelve years later, that guy, oh, that's so fucking funny.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_01: That's it.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_01: At least you can get a tattoo covered up, you know.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_01: That's true.
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_01: That's the only silver lining of Trump for me, is those funny situations like that.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_01: Is that that's what is funny about everything flipping, you know, is is the the use case of it, the one guy, like that that you're thinking of the very specific case of a guy who now his whole life is fucked.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_01: Like he all it it really wrung the joy out of his life Trump did, you know.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_01: I hear about people crying at work the day after the election, like, really, like you're crying?
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_01: Like it does suck.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_01: Don't get me wrong, I fucking hate it, but like what?
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_02: I told you about uh my experience in 2016 when he first got elected.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I went to bed, so I I was a truck driver still, and I had to get I had to be at work at four o'clock in the morning every or I had to wake up at four to be at work at five every day.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so the election was until like 1 a.m.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_02: or something.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_02: And I went to bed, and when I went to bed, it looked like it was still pretty close, but it was like I went to bed thinking, obviously he's not gonna win, dude.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_02: That's stupid.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_02: So I went to bed thinking I'm gonna wake up to every day is the same.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_02: Hillary Clinton won, it's more business as usual.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_02: And I got to work at five o'clock in the morning, and all these fucking hillbillies were like cheering, chanting, jumping up and down, Trump, Trump, Trump.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_02: It was surreal as fuck, dude.
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_02: That's like one of those things where it's like I went to bed in one universe and woke up in another one.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was so fucking weird.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_02: It really is, yeah.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_02: But you know, whatever.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_02: Life goes on.
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_02: Two days later, we were all just like, I fucking hate this place, I fucking hate coal, I hate driving.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_02: Everybody hated it again.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it was I I understand, by the way, if women cried, because you know, you saw the writing on the wall that I did not.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_01: I I didn't think Roe View Aid would get repealed, but it then it did, and I understand why you were crying.
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_01: Uh men though you're a white dude and you're crying because Trump got elected.
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_01: Come on.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_01: There's some element of that that's performative.
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_01: Why are you crying at work?
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_01: You know, why are you so soft?
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_01: Cry before you get to work, and when you get to work, fucking tighten it up.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_02: The idea of like performative crying is so funny too because of how embarrassing crying is.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_01: Per performative emotions is exactly how Trump became president, and you're doing a form of that now.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_02: Like But like the gayest, most embarrassing form.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, at least his was macho.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_01: Uh well, to some extent.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I'll never admit to crying.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_01: His dance look like looks like he's jerking dudes off, as has been said.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_01: And then he's his favorite song is the gayest song of all time.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's that's a very gay thing about him.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, that we don't talk about enough.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_02: I almost cried at work one time.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_02: It was uh I had a I had a really important meeting that day, and uh 30 minutes before it I got a call from uh a cop and he told me my mom was dead, and I almost cried, dude.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_02: It was so close.
• 18:10
  unknown: What?
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_02: I was just like, all right, cool, thanks, man.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_02: And I hung up and I was like, Well, that's fucking weird.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_02: I guess one day I'll process these emotions.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_02: I see.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_02: And then I had to focus on getting ready for a meeting.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_02: It was close.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_02: I was in the meeting and I was like, sorry.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_02: Hold it together.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but your mom, your mom dying is a completely valid.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_01: If you find out about it at work, that's a completely valid reason.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_01: I'm saying you had all fucking morning to process this.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_01: You had all night, because you know a motherfucker stayed up.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I told the story because it was like, yeah, you should cry that you just found out your mom died.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_02: But I didn't.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm I'm saying That's what I'm saying.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_01: We're saying the same thing.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_01: Pull it together, fag.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we're saying the same thing.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_01: You had you stayed up another hour or two after the election was over, after that he was declared, talking about the disaster that's about to happen with your spouse, and then the fucking next morning you got up, you you were, you know, you had some time to yourself, surely, like in the bathroom or whatever.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_01: Fucking figure it out then, dude.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_01: In the in the car, like figure it out before you get to fucking work.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_01: Stop crying.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_01: It's crazy.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_01: That is, yeah, it's pathetic.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_01: Uh it sucks, but it sucks for everyone.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_01: Fucking, you know?
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_01: Show some cooth, bro.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_02: Unless you're a billionaire, life is gonna be rough for the next four years.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_01: So you have the choice.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know why I keep grabbing my phone.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_01: You're good, you're good, you're good.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_01: I keep like, oh, I have more things I I wrote down.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_02: Shave dick and balls and bottle on kick, or what?
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_01: Or uh the fucking No Kings rally, counter protest.
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_01: You see, the thing is It's your license plate.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_01: It's your you know what I mean?
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, people can figure out.
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_02: And I know people that are gonna be there.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_02: We went to one of these things and we bumped into like three people.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_02: And uh I feel like, you know, the kick thing, the likelihood of anybody that I know seeing that is pretty low.
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_02: I have no dick shame.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_01: But if your OSRS shit takes off, that is always hanging over your fucking head, bro.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_02: I'm in that I'm in that mindset now where it's like, if I do more online content, I don't really give a fuck if it takes off.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_02: And if it does, all right, cool.
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_02: If it does, if people are like, we really like the way that you PK people in the wilderness, but we saw your bowl.
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_02: So fuck you, dude.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_02: You know?
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_01: Then I'll be like this isn't Japan.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_01: Why'd you blur it?
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_02: You guys don't understand dares, do you?
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_02: You never had friends, have you, huh?
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_02: I got double dog dared.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_02: You think I could put the trimmers down after that?
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_02: Nah, I'm a man.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, hold up my double dog dares.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_02: Of course.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_02: Um so yeah, I'm gonna pick that option.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, well my topic this week, for would you rather I'm gonna write it down as you say it so I don't forget and have to go listen to us talk.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_01: Your topic next week is plants.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_01: Plants.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_01: Plants.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_01: Just plants.
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if we've done this before, maybe.
• 21:19
  SPEAKER_01: It just popped into my head.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_01: I gave it not a second thought.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, plants, and then I thought of my would you rather?
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_01: Alright.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_01: Would you rather roll around naked in poison ivy?
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_01: Are you allergic to poison ivy?
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_01: Does it give you any reaction?
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_02: I've literally rubbed it on my leg to see if I would get it in a reaction.
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_02: You've told me that before.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_01: Now that you said those words, you've told me that before.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_02: My friend got out of school because of it, and I tried.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_02: I tried to get out of school with it.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_01: Ah, yes.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_02: And I had no reaction.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_01: None.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_01: Whatsoever.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_01: Nothing.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_02: Literally, it was like I had touched a maple leaf.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_01: Let's say that your reaction for this would you rather?
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_01: Your reaction is.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_01: Is the average allergic reaction.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_01: I've had hives before, so I get it.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_01: I mean it's like my chicken pox, I get it.
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_01: It's concentrated hives, though.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_01: It's like in just that area, you know?
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_01: It sucks.
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_01: I've I am mildly allergic.
• 22:15
  SPEAKER_01: It's not like crazy, but I do get some shit.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_01: Some shit happens.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_01: I get the red patch wherever it touched.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_01: It's just a red patch.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_01: There was one time I had it where it was like coming off my arm like a fucking quarter inch, dude.
• 22:27
  SPEAKER_01: It was it was bad.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_01: Uh but yours is like average.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_01: So about where mine is, I guess.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_01: Localized.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_01: But you're rolling around in it naked.
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_01: So it's gonna be everywhere, right?
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_01: I knew I knew a guy uh who him and his chick were on like a picnic thing, but it was like a sexy picnic thing.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_01: They were trying to fuck, you know, in the wilderness.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_01: And they were on a blanket and they were like near a tree, and there was some kind of like underbrush near the tree, right?
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_01: So the chick's trying to be all sexy and stuff.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_01: She grabs a uh fucking leaf from the the fucking foliage, just from the brush.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_01: She grabs a leaf and starts rubbing it all over him, like in a you know, tantalizing way, right?
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_01: Including his dick and balls.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_01: Right?
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_01: Well, she grabbed poison ivy, obviously, and it fucking lit him up.
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, he he was like complaining about it for uh about a month.
• 23:31
  SPEAKER_01: It was like a month-long saga of until it was finally clear.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_01: It was like a whole thing.
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_02: Academically speaking, I feel like you were trying to weigh the like costs and benefits of hitting women.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like that's a great example of like when you're like totally fine to give her a black eye.
• 23:51
  unknown: Okay.
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_01: Uh square.
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_01: He didn't.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_01: Uh she well, she did feel bad about it, obviously.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_01: But uh she'd feel real bad about that black eye.
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_01: Her face is gonna feel bad.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_01: Uh you gotta leave it untreated for a week, by the way.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_01: You can't treat it for a week.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_02: No freaking cortisone, bro.
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_01: Nothing new.
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_01: You can't take a fucking pink bath or nothing.
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_01: Sheesh.
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_01: Or eat only.
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_01: I think you've you've pulled something similar to this on me recently.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_01: I thought it was a nice turnabout.
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_01: Eat only fresh veggies for a year.
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_01: A year?
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_01: A whole year.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_01: Only fresh veggies.
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_01: And I I I'll give you beans because I guess they're a vegetable, right?
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_01: They grow they grow in a stalk.
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_01: But they're fresh.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_01: What the fuck am I gonna do with fresh beans?
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_01: Eat them, I guess.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_01: You can eat them, right?
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but like it's bad.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_02: That's just not how people eat beans anymore.
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_01: You gotta wash them off and then eat them.
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_01: In this modern era.
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 24:53
  SPEAKER_02: Fresh veggies.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I gotta pick them off the freaking stalk.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I mean, I don't I didn't think it through that hard.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_02: I can't buy dried beans.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_02: Can I buy dried beans from the store?
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_01: Dried beans.
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_02: You know, like they sell like rice is oh yeah, yeah.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_02: You know?
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_02: The beans are in a bag.
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_01: You can get a bag of chickpeas like that, right?
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_01: Garbanzo.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah.
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I I mean, yeah, I guess so.
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sure.
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_01: You just have to eat vegetables, fresh vegetables.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_01: Except the beans, I guess.
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_02: I can't say but fresh, fresh implies I can't cook it.
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_02: I think is that the case?
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_02: I think so.
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_02: I think that's yeah.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_01: No, no.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_01: They need to be raw.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_01: That would be raw.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they need to be free.
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_02: You have to say raw, fresh vegetables.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_01: Raw, fresh vegetables.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_02: Well, that sucks.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_02: I hate that.
• 25:43
  SPEAKER_01: Because just fresh vegetables, if you can cook them, then uh you could get a year out of all the fucking dishes you could make.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_01: Do I get dips?
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_01: Ooh.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_01: No dips?
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_01: The dips would make it more enticing and it would really dress it up.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_02: Dips and dressings.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_02: That would help in out dips and dressings.
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe.
• 26:07
  SPEAKER_01: But there would have to be caveats like there's no sugar.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_02: It's the one, it's all the ones you hate.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, it would have to be something like that, where it's like, it's uh I'm trying to think of a way to make it suck.
• 26:20
  SPEAKER_02: Uh well, I mean, I could tell you which ones I hate.
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 26:25
  SPEAKER_02: I fucking hate French dressing.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_02: That's pretty much it.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_02: Any of them they're sweet.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_02: Vinaigrets, raspberry vinaigrette can suck my ass.
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_01: You don't like the what?
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_01: The sweet ones?
• 26:35
  SPEAKER_02: I hate sweet ones.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 26:37
  SPEAKER_01: You want the savory ones?
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_01: The tangy ones.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, dude.
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_02: Impromptu top five.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_02: Salad dressings.
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_01: I like how your eyes went up, so you're you're talking about it.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_01: I get to talk about food.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_01: I get to talk about food.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_01: You're like, okay, I got three.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_01: What are two?
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_01: I know the I saw the fucking machinations happening.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_02: Number five, Italian.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_02: Solid.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_01: Very solid.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_02: It's not very satiating, but it's got a lot of tang.
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_02: It's delish.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_02: Number four, a rare exception.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_02: Thousand Island.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_02: It's a little sweet, but it's a little tangy.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_02: Thousand Island, pretty fire.
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_02: Number three, um, honestly, I really don't like it that much, but it does have utility.
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_02: Ranch.
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I knew.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_02: You know, CBRD.
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_02: Chicken Bacon Ranch, bro.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_02: Kind of solid.
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_02: You know, it has applications.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, it is not my go-to by any means.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_02: Number two, man.
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_02: Number two and number one are fucking close, bro.
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_02: Um, as a dressing, though, I think the number one makes more sense.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_02: Putting this one number one makes more sense.
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_02: So number two, as a dressing, a dip, this is better as a dip in certain applications, but blue cheese.
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_02: My god.
• 28:02
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not a fan.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_02: I love blue cheese, bro.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_02: It's fucking awesome.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_02: Especially with wings.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_02: There's nothing better.
• 28:10
  SPEAKER_02: Dipping a wing in ranch is basically like putting a I suck cock sticker on the back of a car.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_02: You're gay.
• 28:19
  SPEAKER_02: That's not what that's for.
• 28:21
  SPEAKER_02: It's saying I can't handle blue cheese.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_02: That's what that says.
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_02: I can't handle the funk.
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, well then I can't handle blue cheese because I don't like it.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_02: You're gay.
• 28:32
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like it at all.
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_02: Do you think do you have any idea what number one would be based on my list so far?
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_01: I mean.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, you said a lot of the ones that I like alright.
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_01: And I don't hate French dressing.
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_01: It's okay.
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_01: I hate it.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_01: It's sugar water, dude.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, yeah, that's probably why I like it.
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_01: Uh that's probably why it would be like number two or three.
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_01: Might as well put Coca-Cola on.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_01: I don't hate ranch either, honestly.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_01: Ranch is decent.
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_02: Uh there's time, like a cob salad, that's what ranch is for.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, for sure.
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_02: And I don't hate that application.
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_01: I don't either, but at the same time, too much dressing is a fucking problem.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_01: When it's when you're eating dressing, when you're like there's like dressing caked on the bites you're eating.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_01: That sucks.
• 29:16
  SPEAKER_01: It needs to be a nice thin layer.
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, I just remembered one.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_01: Uh they I remember a garlic dressing, like salad dressing.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_01: That was really fucking good.
• 29:31
  SPEAKER_01: I don't remember much about it.
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_01: I remember my mom had it and it was really fucking good.
• 29:36
  SPEAKER_01: But so that would probably be my favorite.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_01: That garlic that I can't remember.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_01: Word.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_01: It might have been IgA like brand.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like a like a knockoff craft.
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_01: Is garlic.
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_01: I've never had it since then.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_01: Is that like a common at all?
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_01: I can't salad dressing?
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_02: I can't.
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_01: I I yeah, no, not for me.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_01: Garlic something or other.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_01: It had some other thing with it, but it was garlic something or other.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_01: I remember the garlic being the thing I liked about it.
• 30:05
  SPEAKER_02: It might have been just garlic ranch.
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe, maybe.
• 30:09
  SPEAKER_02: I'll tell you what, number one is a tie between two.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_02: Two, I have two number ones.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't think about this for more than 30 seconds, okay?
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_02: So don't fight me.
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_02: Greek and Caesar.
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_02: Caesar dressing on a Caesar salad, my dog.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_02: But Greek dressing on anything is so good.
• 30:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 30:29
  SPEAKER_02: I really like olives too.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_02: But anyway, that's the salad dressing top five.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe it was just creamy garlic.
• 30:37
  SPEAKER_01: I don't understand why people listen to it.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, there's also garlic vinaigrette.
• 30:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't like vinaigrette, man.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_01: That's that's probably what it was.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_01: Garlic vinaigrette on the other.
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_02: I know it's weird that I like Italian dressing, but I don't like vinaigrette, but they just be putting the weirdest shit in vinaigrette.
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_01: Isn't it?
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_01: Isn't this funny?
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_01: So, like, my fucking parents, my mom obviously had a garlic vinaigrette in the door of the fridge.
• 30:59
  SPEAKER_01: Because I remember that seeing it multiple times throughout my childhood.
• 31:03
  SPEAKER_01: And I tried it with salad when I didn't really like lettuce when I was being a child about it.
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_01: And I remember only really liking to eat it with the garlic, right?
• 31:14
  SPEAKER_01: So, like, but that's weird for you, and I've haven't seen it since, so it must be pretty uncommon.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, I mean, I may have seen it, it's just not something I've ever eaten or bought.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_01: I wonder if it's a thing at Italian restaurants.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe that's the thing.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe.
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_01: But anyway, so I grew up thinking that was a pretty common, I guess.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_01: Like I've had it in my head, in the back of my head, a garlic vinaigrette is a common salad dressing.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_01: When in reality, they probably sit there and fucking uh expire on every shelf across the nation.
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_02: I think I mean I pretty much named all the major ones that people are aware of.
• 31:56
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 31:56
  SPEAKER_02: Like a raspberry vinaigrette, Thousand Island, French, ranch, blue cheese, Caesar, Greek, like everyone knows all those.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_02: But the one, the garlic vinaigrette thing, I mean, I feel like that's just a subgenre of vinaigrette, and I don't like vinaigrette.
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 32:11
  SPEAKER_02: But Italian, dude, you ever have pasta salad with Italian dressing in it?
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_02: So good.
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think so, no.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_02: It's very good.
• 32:18
  SPEAKER_02: It's fire.
• 32:19
  SPEAKER_01: But uh I'm not a huge pasta salad person.
• 32:22
  SPEAKER_01: I've always thought cold macaroni was fucking nuts.
• 32:27
  SPEAKER_01: I've never liked it.
• 32:29
  SPEAKER_01: I've tried a few different versions of it, and it's always like, why is it cold?
• 32:35
  SPEAKER_01: Cold macaroni's a problem, bro.
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_01: You don't like macaroni salad?
• 32:39
  SPEAKER_01: No, I've never liked cold macaroni, dude.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_01: It feels weird to me.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_01: I'm I don't like eating it.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_01: Macaroni salad's fire, dude.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_01: It's one of those things that just it's my thing.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_01: I fucking hate it.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like it.
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_02: I like the version of macaroni salad where they put mustard in it.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_02: I like tang, dude.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_02: I'm a tang lover.
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_02: Pootie tang, tangy food, tangy drinks, tang, the orangutang drink.
• 33:04
  SPEAKER_02: I just like tang, bro.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_02: But anyway.
• 33:09
  SPEAKER_01: I couldn't think of any more.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_01: You got them all.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_01: I nailed it hard.
• 33:11
  SPEAKER_01: I was just trying.
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_02: What was the uh the what was the what am I oh froth so vegetables?
• 33:16
  SPEAKER_02: I don't yeah, I like vegetables, dude.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_02: I've always liked vegetables.
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_02: That's where it started.
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_02: As an adult, I've always liked vegetables.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_02: I fucking when I was a kid, I don't know if I've ever told you this or not, but when I was a kid, I wasn't like a super picky eater, but I would there was only two vegetables I would eat.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_02: And it was corn and green beans.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_02: Same pretty much.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_02: I fucking every other vegetable could smash it.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_02: Smash tatters, but that's not really a vegetable.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_01: That's a starch, completely starch tuber, bro.
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 33:46
  SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah, that was it for me too.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_01: Corn, green beans.
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to think of another.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, peas.
• 33:53
  SPEAKER_01: I would tolerate peas pretty well.
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_02: I think I did tell you about how my aunt tricked me into eating peas one time.
• 33:59
  SPEAKER_02: I think so, yeah.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_02: Because I used to break the green beans in half and eat the little bean on the inside out.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_02: She was like, Well, they this is the just those.
• 34:07
  SPEAKER_02: This is the inside of green beans.
• 34:09
  SPEAKER_02: So I took a bite and I fucking BB gunned them out of my mouth.
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_02: Like, you lied to me.
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_02: These are disgusting.
• 34:17
  SPEAKER_02: Dude.
• 34:17
  SPEAKER_02: They're mushy and they're sweet and it's weird.
• 34:19
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, that was a genius move to get you to try a bite, though.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_01: You gotta respect the genius move.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_01: She she was like, Oh fuck.
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_01: She told you that.
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_01: She saw that they were so similar, and she was like, I bet he'll believe this.
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_02: Well, this the thing is, like, people don't know whether, and I understand this, but they don't know whether or not the kid just doesn't want to try it or if they actually don't like it.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_02: And I genuinely hated peas.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_02: Mushy and sweet was a weird combo for me, and I didn't like it.
• 34:51
  SPEAKER_02: But I put ketchup on my green beans, so I was a weird fucking kid.
• 34:55
  SPEAKER_01: It's just funny that I just I tolerated it.
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_01: I never have loved peas, but I like them okay.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_01: Especially when I can mix them in the mashed taters, dude.
• 35:04
  SPEAKER_02: That's where it's at.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, to this day I don't like peas, but I do like when they put them in stir fry, but they're like kind of hard, you know what I'm talking about?
• 35:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like they're not the mushy peas.
• 35:14
  SPEAKER_02: Canned peas is the problem.
• 35:15
  SPEAKER_02: I think fresh peas are probably fire.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_02: Probably.
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_02: I think that's what it is.
• 35:19
  SPEAKER_01: I don't mind canned though, but you know, lower middle class Kentucky, that's kind of what you do.
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_02: Canned vegetables was all I had growing up.
• 35:27
  SPEAKER_02: Canned green beans is fucking amazing.
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they're good.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_02: Some things just can better, I think.
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_02: Uh probably, yeah.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_02: Can it can?
• 35:35
  SPEAKER_01: Can it?
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_02: It might.
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_02: Uh but yeah.
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_02: I think it can.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_02: I also couldn't eat um I couldn't eat red spaghetti sauce at like unless dude, it's the weirdest thing.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_02: It was not a preference.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_02: I'm telling you, my pickiness or whatever was not like a preference, it was a necessity.
• 35:54
  SPEAKER_02: Because I could eat spaghettios.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_02: But they made spaghetti one time where they used like actual spaghetti sauce, and I threw up.
• 36:03
  SPEAKER_02: They forced me to eat it, and I threw up.
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what the fuck it was.
• 36:08
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe it was too acidic or something.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe spaghettios, the sugar they put in it or whatever offsets the acidity.
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what it was, but I could not eat that shit at all.
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 36:19
  SPEAKER_02: My mom would always make goulash.
• 36:21
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, I don't want to fucking eat this shit, dude.
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_02: I got I got sent to bed without dinner one night, which as a fat kid is devastating.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_02: That is like devastating.
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_02: I told her I didn't want goulash.
• 36:37
  SPEAKER_02: And she was like, All right, fine, I'll make you Salisbury steak.
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, hell yeah, dude.
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_02: But then she made it and put it on top of white rice, and there wasn't enough gravy on the white rice, and I just was like, I don't really want that either.
• 36:51
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 36:53
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, dude.
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_01: I kind of understand.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_01: No, I get it.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, I get it.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_01: Not a little bit completely.
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_01: I get it.
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_01: She's like, I already made this and then I made you this.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_01: What the fuck?
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, no.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_01: She was understandably upset.
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, goulash has the word goo in it.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_01: Why would I want to eat that?
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_01: Name it something else if you want me to even try it.
• 37:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you filthy Pollocks.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_01: It sounds like gruel, dude.
• 37:22
  SPEAKER_01: It's not and no one no one makes that either.
• 37:24
  SPEAKER_01: Have you ever had goulash?
• 37:25
  SPEAKER_01: I don't even know if I have.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, actually, it's fire as fuck.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_02: What is it?
• 37:30
  SPEAKER_01: It's like Remind me, because I know everybody's like.
• 37:34
  SPEAKER_02: So it basically from what I had growing up, it was like elbow macaroni noodles, bits of onion and uh ground beef and red sauce.
• 37:46
  SPEAKER_02: But like slightly watered down with broth.
• 37:50
  SPEAKER_02: It's fucking fire, dude.
• 37:51
  SPEAKER_02: That sounds awesome.
• 37:53
  SPEAKER_02: It's fire.
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_02: I couldn't eat red sauce.
• 37:55
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_02: It is delicious.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_02: Like as an adult, goulash is amazing.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_01: I probably have had that.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_01: Like is there ever a totally froze up.
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_01: Is there ever a buffet with goulash?
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know, dude.
• 38:11
  SPEAKER_01: Like and you ladle it?
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_02: You ladle it, right?
• 38:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_02: It's almost like a soup, but it's not, it's like halfway between it's like a chili consistency.
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, okay.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_02: Like if you ever, you know, get chili with noodles in it.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_02: It's sort of like that.
• 38:26
  SPEAKER_01: It's peasant chili, basically.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_02: But yeah, it's more like chili's peasant chili, too.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_02: Instead of like chili powder, it's garlic and you know, herbs and stuff.
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_02: It's fucking great.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_02: Gulash is great.
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_02: But I couldn't eat it as a kid.
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_02: And then I just didn't want right white rice.
• 38:43
  SPEAKER_02: There's no flavor.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_02: There wasn't enough gravy.
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_02: You gotta put salt on there.
• 38:46
  SPEAKER_02: I should have just said, more gravy, please.
• 38:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 38:49
  SPEAKER_02: Should have been like, sure thing, tubby.
• 38:51
  SPEAKER_02: And then fucking slap me in the face with it.
• 38:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 38:55
  SPEAKER_02: No, but I got sent to bed without without dinner and I cried a lot.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_02: I was six or something.
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_02: Damn.
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_02: Give me a break.
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, did I choose an option?
• 39:05
  SPEAKER_02: Vegetables.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_02: I don't mind vegetables.
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_02: I like them now.
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, really.
• 39:08
  SPEAKER_02: As an adult.
• 39:08
  SPEAKER_01: You were on your way to choosing.
• 39:10
  SPEAKER_02: There's like three vegetables I don't fuc with.
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_02: Peas, uh lima beans, and uh water chestnuts can suck my fucking dick.
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_01: Lima beans, they're just so tasteless that I can't really hate them.
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what it is.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_01: There's just nothing to it.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what it is about them.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_01: It's like black-eyed peas.
• 39:29
  SPEAKER_01: There is no taste really.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what it is, man.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's might might be a little bit of trauma.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_01: It's almost like you stop tasting.
• 39:36
  SPEAKER_02: I was raped by a bean.
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_01: Black-eyed peas and lima beans are at least the ones I've had throughout my life, too.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_01: Like I've tried them again and again, like maybe five, six times each over the course of my life, and I've never really liked them.
• 39:49
  SPEAKER_01: They are the noise-canceling headphones of food.
• 39:53
  SPEAKER_01: They you it's like you're tasting nothing.
• 39:56
  SPEAKER_02: I think the thing with lima beans is the the coating on the out, like it's like the outside.
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like it.
• 40:03
  SPEAKER_02: And maybe they're mushy on the inside.
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_02: I don't honestly, I haven't had a lima bean in my mouth since I was like a teenager.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_02: But they are mushy.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_02: I remember hating it.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they are mushy.
• 40:12
  SPEAKER_02: Water chestnuts, there are zero other things in the world that I won't eat due to consistency.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_02: But that like weird, gritty crunch, like it feels like you're eating styrofoam shit about water chestnuts.
• 40:27
  SPEAKER_02: I fucking hate it.
• 40:28
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, there's something about mushrooms that's like that for me.
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_01: A lot of times.
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_01: I think that's pretty common.
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_01: Not psilocybin, but the, you know.
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_01: Like on a pizza, even.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_02: No one wants to eat psilocybin mushrooms.
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_02: They just want to be high.
• 40:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, right.
• 40:40
  SPEAKER_02: You just want the trip, yeah.
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_02: But uh, I like mushrooms.
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_02: I hated them as a kid, love them now.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_02: I I can't get into them.
• 40:48
  SPEAKER_02: The texture is too much.
• 40:51
  SPEAKER_02: That's okay.
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_02: I won't make you eat them.
• 40:53
  SPEAKER_02: You're an adult.
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_02: Uh next segment, I got a little story for you guys.
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck you, you peace of shit.
• 41:02
  SPEAKER_02: A little bit more food talk.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_02: Sort of, but not really.
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_02: Uh so yesterday, as as we sit, as we speak, as we record, uh I was getting ready to go to band practice, and I needed to stop off and get a can of vellos, nicotine pouches, uh, and a six-pack of beer.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_02: That was my mission.
• 41:29
  SPEAKER_02: And apparently, I mean, I don't want to get too deep into this, but what the fuck is going on at our local neighborhood gas station?
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what's happening.
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_02: I'm scared, and I want it to stop.
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_02: Have you looked over there?
• 41:43
  SPEAKER_02: They've removed all of the signage from the building.
• 41:47
  SPEAKER_02: There's two giant fucking crates sitting out front blocking the door, and all you can do.
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_02: Huh?
• 41:54
  SPEAKER_01: I haven't seen that.
• 41:54
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, if you just happened today.
• 41:56
  SPEAKER_02: Uh I guess.
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_02: As yeah, either no, no, yesterday.
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_02: It happened yesterday.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_02: Because I was gonna stop there, and I didn't.
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_02: I pulled up to the stop sign right over yonder, yeah, and I looked over, all the signage was ripped off the building.
• 42:10
  SPEAKER_02: All of the logos were gone, all the advertising shit on the outside gone.
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_02: Even the fucking the sign that tells you how much gas costs just has the LED shit that's the gas price, and they ripped all the signage shit off, and there's two big ass wood crates sitting right in front of the door blocking it.
• 42:29
  SPEAKER_01: So they're changing hands.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_02: Either that or I yeah, I don't know.
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_02: I guess they're rebranding.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_02: I mean Wow.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_02: As long as the place end of an era, dude.
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't want to get too hard into it, but it's very upsetting, honestly.
• 42:47
  SPEAKER_00: Have you you signed up for that gas station's whole shit, didn't you?
• 42:53
  SPEAKER_02: Bro, I'm deep, I'm deep in that, I'm deep in the weeds of that place.
• 42:57
  SPEAKER_02: I'm I'm rewarded out the water.
• 43:00
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't want to get into it.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_02: It's also like I like their stuff.
• 43:05
  SPEAKER_01: Dude.
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_01: What dude, what if it's Bucky's?
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_01: It's not gonna be, but what if it was fucking something that so Bucky's Jr.?
• 43:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 43:15
  SPEAKER_02: It's too small for anything.
• 43:16
  SPEAKER_02: I know, I'm just kidding.
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_01: Uh what if it's uh 7-Eleven?
• 43:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 43:20
  SPEAKER_02: That would be cool.
• 43:21
  SPEAKER_02: That's the only thing that would save its grace.
• 43:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but it could be several, and it would be alright.
• 43:27
  SPEAKER_01: But you just have to sign up for their thing, and that sucks.
• 43:29
  SPEAKER_02: The thing is, it has to be a chain because this is a chain, and they're not gonna change hands to some poon jobby.
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_02: Surely not.
• 43:37
  SPEAKER_01: I think they I think that's possible.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_01: Some some rich businessman wants to fucking buy it.
• 43:41
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, for a good price, you fucking sell it to them.
• 43:44
  SPEAKER_02: Really fucking hope not, bro.
• 43:46
  SPEAKER_02: That's gonna be so upsetting.
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_02: Dude, if it oh man There goes the neighborhood or fucking Indians.
• 43:55
  SPEAKER_01: No, there's they're what if they start selling fucking uh, you know, Delta?
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_01: Eight and shit over there.
• 44:01
  SPEAKER_01: That's probably what's gonna happen.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_02: The fuck do I care?
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_02: They have the Delta bullshit sodi pops in there.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, but that's different.
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_02: And the the shots, they don't have the vapes or anything, but they've got Delta products.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_01: They don't have many vapes over there, to be honest, dude.
• 44:14
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_01: Uh but what if it turns into a whole vape thing?
• 44:17
  SPEAKER_02: Here's the thing, dude.
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_02: Every time I go in there, they have the flavor of fucking vellos I like in stock.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_02: They'll have that.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_01: They'll have that.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_02: Always have the flavors of energy drinks I like if I need one.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_02: They have all the stuff I like already.
• 44:33
  SPEAKER_01: Any any place will have that.
• 44:35
  SPEAKER_02: You remember when I would every single time I came over here, I would go get a turkey sandwich from over there?
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_02: That's going out the window, bro.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe not.
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, dude.
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_01: We could probably sit here and have some.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_01: We're not gonna do it on the show, but we could probably sit here, have a few pretty good guesses about what it's gonna be.
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, I have a couple of theories.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_01: That's so fucking funny to think that a fucking really run-down shitty Indian gas station could be right there.
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_02: Bro, I moved to this neighborhood and part of it was because of that gas station.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_01: I have a fucking mortgage.
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_01: Fucking four units down.
• 45:24
  SPEAKER_00: You know?
• 45:25
  SPEAKER_00: Like, what if this whole place turns into a fucking slum all of a sudden?
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_02: The property value plummets through the floor.
• 45:32
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck, dude.
• 45:33
  SPEAKER_02: Because they open the poon job of it.
• 45:34
  SPEAKER_01: This could mean a lot for me.
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_01: This news that I'm hearing on the podcast right now.
• 45:39
  SPEAKER_02: It's upsetting, bro.
• 45:40
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not I'm not making it up.
• 45:42
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not fluffing or nothing.
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, there's gonna be a silver lining no matter what happens.
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_02: There's only one thing it could turn into.
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_02: I can't say it because it's too local.
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_02: There's one thing it could turn into that would actually be an improvement.
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 45:54
  SPEAKER_01: You know, the one TH.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know what you're doing.
• 45:57
  SPEAKER_01: That's it.
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_01: That's the only upgrade.
• 46:00
  SPEAKER_01: I had that thought that it could be that.
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_01: It could be the the dude's name and they make the pizza.
• 46:05
  SPEAKER_01: It could be That ain't gonna happen.
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_02: They they're not gonna put one of those.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_01: There's another one too close.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 46:10
  SPEAKER_02: But but not they're not gonna put one of those in a neighborhood like this.
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I don't know.
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_02: The other thing that it could be is the other red place that they re renamed, that would be a downgrade.
• 46:23
  SPEAKER_02: It would be not a huge one, but a downgrade nonetheless.
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_02: Those are in ghettos, which I think that's the most likely thing, is it's gonna be one of those.
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, probably.
• 46:34
  SPEAKER_01: But it or an Indian place, or just a you know, Pakistani.
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_02: I want to take that fucking possibility off the table because it's so depressing.
• 46:42
  SPEAKER_01: It's very possible.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want to think about it.
• 46:44
  SPEAKER_01: It's just very possible.
• 46:45
  SPEAKER_02: We already have three in the neighborhood.
• 46:46
  SPEAKER_02: We don't fucking need another one.
• 46:48
  SPEAKER_02: That's kind of what I'm saying, though.
• 46:50
  SPEAKER_02: Well, that's where my story starts, is they had that going on story.
• 46:54
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck.
• 46:54
  SPEAKER_02: So I was like, well, I gotta go to a different gas station.
• 46:57
  SPEAKER_02: And as you know, the liquor store that I stop at on my way to practice is right across the street from a Poonjabi.
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm like, well, fine, I'll just I know they're not gonna have the fucking flavor of Vello I want, so I'll just go in there and get it anyway, and then I'll go across the street, and it's convenient, I guess, whatever.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_02: So I go in there and I walk in, and I'm third in line.
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_02: I'm behind a wigger guy, and then in front of him is a black fella and his black girlfriend or whatever.
• 47:32
  SPEAKER_02: And uh he's paying, the dude's paying, and he pays for all his shit, and she's standing there with a fucking little styrofoam dealy with like presumably chicken or whatever, fried chicken, maybe some watermelon.
• 47:51
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what's in there.
• 47:52
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't open the box, and uh fountain sodi, and he paid for his shit and he didn't pay for hers, so she's all mad, and she's like yelling at him like why you didn't pay for my shit.
• 48:03
  SPEAKER_02: And he's just like he's like, Bitch, I buy you shit all the time.
• 48:07
  SPEAKER_02: You ain't never you ain't never offered to pay for nothing.
• 48:10
  SPEAKER_02: And uh they're arguing, which is one thing, it's fine.
• 48:13
  SPEAKER_02: You know, you're holding up the line, it's super uh not courteous, but I mean that's typical of your complexion.
• 48:21
  SPEAKER_02: So um where it crosses the line is this lady turns around and starts trying to get us bystanders involved, and she's asking us like you guys you y'all ever fucking get in this situation where like you know, she's like trying to get us involved and on her side, and the dude in front of me just stared at the fuck he just stared straight forward and didn't say a fucking word.
• 48:48
  SPEAKER_02: So then next in line is me, and she's like, What about you?
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_02: You ever fucking do that shit?
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_02: And I was just like, uh I'm the last person in this fucking city you want to ask a question like this, because I can't help but say some wild shit.
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so I I was like, Well, um, let me ask you a question, and she's like, I and I said, Do you smell that?
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_02: Pause.
• 49:19
  SPEAKER_02: It stinks inside this gas station, by the way, to fucking high hell.
• 49:23
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if you've ever been inside of there.
• 49:25
  SPEAKER_02: It fucking reeks.
• 49:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so I says, You smell that?
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_02: And she was like, What?
• 49:31
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, the way that it smells in here.
• 49:34
  SPEAKER_02: She was like, Yeah.
• 49:35
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, I wouldn't fucking eat anything out of here if I were you anyway.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_02: So I think maybe you just don't buy it.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_02: She was like, You ain't no help at all.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, okay.
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_02: Let him get diarrhea.
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_02: It's the best advice I can give you, lady, is I wouldn't, it smells like fucking hell in here.
• 49:53
  SPEAKER_02: You think these poon jobs are hygienic with that shit?
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_02: They're wiping their ass with their hand and then fucking ladling your chicken into that box.
• 50:00
  SPEAKER_02: You out of your mind?
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_01: I expect most of them are relatively sanitary.
• 50:07
  SPEAKER_01: Nah, you're wrong.
• 50:08
  SPEAKER_01: But that one maybe not.
• 50:10
  SPEAKER_01: I've been in there and it it is pretty fucking grungy in there.
• 50:13
  SPEAKER_02: It's fucking disgusting.
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_02: That place stinks.
• 50:16
  SPEAKER_02: That's why I never go there unless I have to.
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_01: There are a couple that are the chains that are like that too, though.
• 50:23
  SPEAKER_01: Well, this one's I don't know why I'm making that noise.
• 50:25
  SPEAKER_01: I hate when I was talking black.
• 50:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 50:29
  SPEAKER_01: Channeling your channeling your inner Negro.
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 50:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 50:33
  SPEAKER_02: Well, so all that happened, and the whole time I'm just like, hurry the fuck up, you know?
• 50:38
  SPEAKER_02: And then uh it seemed like they were about to walk away, and I was like, Thank God, maybe this fucking cracker in front of me is gonna get something quick and easy, maybe just a pack of smokes or something.
• 50:47
  SPEAKER_02: So then they start to walk away, and then she fucking turns around and walks back up there, and she's like, Wait, did you get the tin?
• 50:54
  SPEAKER_02: I guess they were supposed to get gas or whatever.
• 50:56
  SPEAKER_02: And as soon as he looked back at her, and I could sense he wasn't like, Yeah, bitch, get in the car, you know?
• 51:02
  SPEAKER_02: He was like, Oh, I turned around and walked out.
• 51:04
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, I'm not gonna stand here for another 15 fucking minutes while these goddamn bleep blop blippers trying not to say his crazy racist things.
• 51:17
  SPEAKER_02: These fucking dirty time wasters are gonna keep on fucking keeping on.
• 51:25
  SPEAKER_02: So I just turned around and walked out.
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, fuck it, I'll stop somewhere else on the way.
• 51:29
  SPEAKER_02: Um, which actually turned out to be a great decision, as you will find out shortly.
• 51:34
  SPEAKER_02: But then I walk I uh got back in my truck and I drove across the street and I went to the liquor store.
• 51:38
  SPEAKER_02: I love this liquor store.
• 51:40
  SPEAKER_02: The lady there, I think she has a crush on me.
• 51:44
  SPEAKER_02: She's so sweet, and she's always sm like she has resting bitch face.
• 51:50
  SPEAKER_02: But when she sees me, she smiles real big and she's real nice.
• 51:55
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, hey baby, how you doing?
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I'm doing fucking great now that you're being nice to me.
• 52:00
  SPEAKER_02: So I go in, I grab a fucking six-pack, come up there, and as soon as I put the six-pack down on the fucking counter, who do you think walked in the liquor store?
• 52:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yup.
• 52:10
  SPEAKER_02: The same couple.
• 52:11
  SPEAKER_02: They just walked across the street, and I was like, get me the fuck out of here.
• 52:15
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, please.
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_02: I looked at her, I was like, listen, those two are a problem.
• 52:21
  SPEAKER_02: You're gonna have your hands full with them.
• 52:23
  SPEAKER_02: They're gonna argue and annoy the shit out of you.
• 52:26
  SPEAKER_02: Just warning you, she was like, Oh, I ain't worried about it.
• 52:28
  SPEAKER_02: They come in here all the time.
• 52:30
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, I'm sorry to hear that, because they suck.
• 52:34
  SPEAKER_02: And I paid for my six pack and I left, and then I drove, I started driving down that road and the one with the W.
• 52:41
  SPEAKER_02: And I realized two fucking blocks later, there's another of the gas station that they're fucking ass out of in the neighborhood right there.
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_02: Boom.
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_02: So I popped in there, got my flavor on, baby boy.
• 52:54
  SPEAKER_02: I got the last two.
• 52:56
  SPEAKER_02: The last two.
• 52:57
  SPEAKER_02: I got the flavor I wanted, and and they were on motherfucking sale.
• 53:03
  SPEAKER_02: Two dollars off.
• 53:04
  SPEAKER_02: Baby, let's go.
• 53:06
  SPEAKER_02: So it worked out.
• 53:07
  SPEAKER_02: Nice.
• 53:08
  SPEAKER_02: But uh, dude, the the overarching theme in this whole deal is fuck you piece of shit to people that argue in public and then try to get strangers involved.
• 53:17
  SPEAKER_02: That is such that is the biggest red flag.
• 53:20
  SPEAKER_02: Like if you're in a relationship and a girl does that, get out of there, bro.
• 53:29
  SPEAKER_02: That is a nightmare.
• 53:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 53:32
  SPEAKER_02: So fucking silly.
• 53:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 53:34
  SPEAKER_02: And embarrassing.
• 53:36
  SPEAKER_02: And it's gotta be worse when you're at home.
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you could get your dude into a fight.
• 53:44
  SPEAKER_01: Like, don't even fucking remind me, bro.
• 53:47
  SPEAKER_01: Being that way is you know, just gonna lead to a lot of horrible things.
• 53:51
  SPEAKER_02: I dated a girl that would try to fucking get people, she would talk shit to guys in public, and like, now I'm involved.
• 53:59
  SPEAKER_02: She would run her mouth.
• 54:00
  SPEAKER_02: That's a different thing.
• 54:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 54:02
  SPEAKER_02: We weren't arguing.
• 54:03
  SPEAKER_02: She just would get into these fucking arguments where she would little petty things, like egg these dudes on, like use fighting words at them while I'm standing there.
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_02: Like, you think I'm gonna fight your battle, bitch?
• 54:17
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna let him beat the fucking shit out of you.
• 54:20
  SPEAKER_02: That ain't my that ain't my fucking fight to fight, but I'm gonna say, hey, quit.
• 54:25
  SPEAKER_02: Get her.
• 54:26
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, that's what I'm gonna say.
• 54:27
  SPEAKER_02: Hell yeah, dog, get her, bro.
• 54:30
  SPEAKER_02: Left hook, left hook.
• 54:34
  SPEAKER_02: Dude, I was this is so this is a silly aside, but I was playing RuneScape the other night.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_02: And me and these two two of my friends on there, we were PKing in the wilderness at this spurt certain spot.
• 54:46
  SPEAKER_02: So we're in a player versus player scenario.
• 54:49
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 54:49
  SPEAKER_02: And it's it's multi-combat.
• 54:51
  SPEAKER_02: So if there were 20 of us and 20 of them, we could all fight each other.
• 54:56
  SPEAKER_02: Single-way combat is 1v1 no matter what, even if there's other people there, right?
• 54:59
  SPEAKER_02: So we're in a multi-combat zone, and there's only three of us, and we're hopping around looking for like teams that are similar in size.
• 55:07
  SPEAKER_02: And we high hopped into this one world, and I was like, oh, there's two of them here.
• 55:11
  SPEAKER_02: So it'll be like two v three.
• 55:12
  SPEAKER_02: It's understandable, right?
• 55:13
  SPEAKER_02: So I get on this one dude, and they think it's two v1.
• 55:16
  SPEAKER_02: So they're I'm getting them to stay.
• 55:18
  SPEAKER_02: I'm, you know, laying the trap so that the other two guys can 3-2-1 log in and boom.
• 55:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 55:24
  SPEAKER_02: You know, now it's 3v2.
• 55:25
  SPEAKER_02: The tides have turned.
• 55:26
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm fighting these other two, and I'm like, oh shit, there's two of them here.
• 55:30
  SPEAKER_02: So they're like, all right, cool, we're coming, we're coming.
• 55:31
  SPEAKER_02: I tell them which world to hop into, they hop in, and as as they were hopping in, I said, do not come, do not come, do not come.
• 55:37
  SPEAKER_02: Because like 15 more dudes showed up.
• 55:40
  SPEAKER_02: Oh no.
• 55:41
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm like, bro, get the fuck out of here.
• 55:42
  SPEAKER_02: You gotta get out of here.
• 55:44
  SPEAKER_02: My one friend Conway, he's risking way more than me.
• 55:47
  SPEAKER_02: He's got like two or three mil risk on him, which isn't crazy, but like he has more risk.
• 55:52
  SPEAKER_02: I'm risking like 500k, no big deal.
• 55:55
  SPEAKER_02: It's like I don't care if I die.
• 55:56
  SPEAKER_02: But they're fucking me up, and but like, not that bad.
• 56:00
  SPEAKER_02: Like I was surviving pretty decently for how many of them there was, and I started to get away, and I and I had already told them not to come, but they're like, no, I don't, I'm coming anyway.
• 56:09
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, All right, bro, you're fucked if you do.
• 56:12
  SPEAKER_02: So they log in and I remember I started to get away, but they weren't doing a good job, so I had enough time to type, and I just typed in the chat, get Conway.
• 56:25
  SPEAKER_02: I'm in a voice call with this dude, and he's he's like, What the fuck?
• 56:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Conway, what does that mean?
• 56:30
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, I almost got away, and you got more risk.
• 56:36
  SPEAKER_02: So now every time we get into fights in the wilderness and he's there, I always type get Conway right when the fight starts.
• 56:42
  SPEAKER_02: Hell yeah.
• 56:42
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm hoping like all of them pile onto him.
• 56:48
  SPEAKER_02: Get her.
• 56:49
  SPEAKER_02: That's good, dude.
• 56:50
  SPEAKER_01: It's funny.
• 56:50
  SPEAKER_01: Hell yeah.
• 56:51
  SPEAKER_01: It's fun playing with those boys.
• 56:52
  SPEAKER_01: That's awesome.
• 56:54
  SPEAKER_01: You uh people do a lot of that shit in Fortnite whenever they're like streaming or whatever.
• 56:58
  SPEAKER_01: You can like catch dudes like you know, playing a little prank.
• 57:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 57:03
  SPEAKER_01: Especially when the fight gets crazy right at the end, they just sabotage.
• 57:07
  SPEAKER_01: I can't help it, dude.
• 57:08
  SPEAKER_01: I'm such a goblin, bro.
• 57:09
  SPEAKER_01: You do it sometimes.
• 57:11
  SPEAKER_01: It has there have been a couple of times, and correct me if I'm wrong, but there have been a couple of times where me, you, and my chick are playing, and randomly some shit'll happen that it's like, I figured you would have had that.
• 57:26
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, I think he was trying some shit out.
• 57:30
  SPEAKER_01: I think he was doing some crazy shit just to see if he could do it.
• 57:34
  SPEAKER_01: He was like, fuck it, we played the whole game, whatever happens here at the end.
• 57:39
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just a I'm a goblin, bro.
• 57:41
  SPEAKER_01: Just just last night.
• 57:42
  SPEAKER_01: Especially when you drive, bro.
• 57:43
  SPEAKER_01: When you drive on Fortnite, oh that's an issue, dude.
• 57:46
  SPEAKER_01: It's so fun.
• 57:48
  SPEAKER_01: You say, Don't let me drive.
• 57:49
  SPEAKER_02: I do, I do, because I can't I can't help myself.
• 57:54
  SPEAKER_02: Just last night, I was out at the the rogues castle with the boys, and this dude, these dudes were thieving, and one of them, he was just about to hit 99 thieving.
• 58:03
  SPEAKER_02: He's like, I came back so I could get 99 and we could all celebrate.
• 58:07
  SPEAKER_02: And I was and I was like, All right, cool.
• 58:10
  SPEAKER_02: There's like 15 of us out there, and he's standing like two steps away from the chest.
• 58:15
  SPEAKER_02: As soon as he clicks the chest, he'll he'll pick he'll open the chest up, he'll get the XP drop, and he'll hit 99 thieving.
• 58:21
  SPEAKER_02: So then he starts a countdown from 10.
• 58:25
  SPEAKER_02: Oh no.
• 58:26
  SPEAKER_02: He's like 10, 9, 8.
• 58:28
  SPEAKER_02: He got down, he got down to 2 and I the goblin mode took over, and I just fucking killed him.
• 58:37
  SPEAKER_02: I couldn't help it, bro.
• 58:39
  SPEAKER_02: He got to two and I froze him in place and just fucked him up.
• 58:44
  SPEAKER_02: And we were in voice call.
• 58:45
  SPEAKER_02: There was like 15 of us in there.
• 58:47
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 58:48
  SPEAKER_02: And I didn't say anything.
• 58:49
  SPEAKER_02: I just waited till he got to two, and I'm sitting there silently, and I fucking killed him, and everyone was like, he just died.
• 58:55
  SPEAKER_02: What happened?
• 58:56
  SPEAKER_02: And they just hear me going, I was dude.
• 59:02
  SPEAKER_00: You're a fucking menace, dude.
• 59:05
  SPEAKER_02: I had two years running down my face.
• 59:08
  SPEAKER_02: I was laughing so hard because it was like, bro, he fucking started at 10.
• 59:16
  SPEAKER_02: I came back and people.
• 59:18
  SPEAKER_02: I uh I had I felt really bad because he kept coming back to do it, and he's like, All right, this time I'm gonna do it.
• 59:24
  SPEAKER_02: And then other people started fucking killing him.
• 59:26
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, all right, guys.
• 59:27
  SPEAKER_02: I typed in the chat, I was like, all right, the next person that attacks him, I'm gonna fuck you up.
• 59:31
  SPEAKER_02: Like, don't do it.
• 59:31
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I felt so bad.
• 59:34
  SPEAKER_02: He kept going, like, come on, man.
• 59:39
  SPEAKER_02: Come on.
• 59:42
  SPEAKER_02: Uh goblin mode is just it takes over, dude.
• 59:46
  SPEAKER_02: It's a way of life.
• 59:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 59:49
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, uh, you had a fuck you piece of shit, yeah?
• 59:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's a it's a small gripe.
• 59:54
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, not it is, but it's not, it is kind of a big deal.
• 59:59
  SPEAKER_01: A sour gripe.
• 1:00:00
  SPEAKER_01: A sour gripe, dude.
• 1:00:02
  SPEAKER_01: Uh the NFL Sunday ticket.
• 1:00:05
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 1:00:05
  SPEAKER_01: The the people at YouTube TV, that I guess is is for this fuck you piece of shit.
• 1:00:12
  SPEAKER_01: Uh or you know, that's that's who it's for, who who it's about.
• 1:00:16
  SPEAKER_01: It went up$15 for the monthly subscription.
• 1:00:20
  SPEAKER_01: It was like$32, I think.
• 1:00:22
  SPEAKER_01: And it went up to$47, right?
• 1:00:23
  SPEAKER_01: $47.99.
• 1:00:25
  SPEAKER_02: $7 a month for football, dude?
• 1:00:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:00:28
  SPEAKER_01: For every game.
• 1:00:29
  SPEAKER_01: The thing that's free on television.
• 1:00:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but I'm out of market, so I'm I have to pay for that.
• 1:00:35
  SPEAKER_01: So I get it.
• 1:00:37
  SPEAKER_01: That's a problem.
• 1:00:38
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck.
• 1:00:38
  SPEAKER_01: That's expensive.
• 1:00:39
  SPEAKER_01: That's a problem, for sure.
• 1:00:41
  SPEAKER_01: $32 would have been sick, actually.
• 1:00:43
  SPEAKER_01: $47 is like, eh, all right, but god damn it.
• 1:00:48
  SPEAKER_01: So then I find out by going to the website and trying to sign up for it.
• 1:00:57
  SPEAKER_01: It has to be paired with a YouTube TV subscription.
• 1:01:03
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 1:01:04
  SPEAKER_01: An active YouTube TV account.
• 1:01:07
  SPEAKER_02: So not only is it$47 a month for the NFL shit, it's also$30 something plus.
• 1:01:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, it's$47.99, I think, for the the just the ticket part of it.
• 1:01:21
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, it is sixty-seven dollars for YouTube TV.
• 1:01:26
  SPEAKER_01: So a hundred something dollars.
• 1:01:29
  SPEAKER_01: Hold on.
• 1:01:29
  SPEAKER_01: Bro.
• 1:01:30
  SPEAKER_01: It's it's not okay.
• 1:01:32
  SPEAKER_01: Once I dove into it, I realized it's not as bad as it seems, but my problem is that it's mandated.
• 1:01:41
  SPEAKER_01: Why not just charge me a bunch for the ticket and then let me just have the Sunday ticket?
• 1:01:48
  SPEAKER_01: That's all I need your app for.
• 1:01:50
  SPEAKER_01: You have the rights to it.
• 1:01:51
  SPEAKER_01: Just fucking sell me the NFL games.
• 1:01:54
  SPEAKER_01: That's what I want.
• 1:01:56
  SPEAKER_01: But I have to get YouTube TV.
• 1:01:58
  SPEAKER_01: That's fucked.
• 1:01:59
  SPEAKER_01: So fuck you, you piece of shit.
• 1:02:01
  SPEAKER_01: YouTube TV.
• 1:02:03
  SPEAKER_02: Sixty something dollars for just YouTube TV plus 37 more?
• 1:02:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:02:10
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck you, man.
• 1:02:12
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 1:02:12
  SPEAKER_01: It's a problem.
• 1:02:14
  SPEAKER_02: Uh oh.
• 1:02:16
  SPEAKER_02: $114 a month to watch football.
• 1:02:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:02:22
  SPEAKER_01: Here's the thing though.
• 1:02:23
  SPEAKER_01: That is true.
• 1:02:24
  SPEAKER_01: That is true.
• 1:02:25
  SPEAKER_01: And I've already subscribed.
• 1:02:28
  SPEAKER_01: That's which is my issue, is like I'm stuck subscribing to this.
• 1:02:33
  SPEAKER_01: That's my fuck you piece of shit.
• 1:02:34
  SPEAKER_01: Is like, why stick me with the extra money?
• 1:02:37
  SPEAKER_01: And it's only si here's the fucking real kicker.
• 1:02:40
  SPEAKER_01: It's only 67 for the first three months, and then it goes up to 82.
• 1:02:46
  SPEAKER_01: Ah it keeps getting worse, dude.
• 1:02:52
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, but here's the thing this is the only like this is the saving grace of the thing, Tyler.
• 1:02:59
  SPEAKER_01: Is since this is happening, I had a discussion with my lady, and I'm like, I gotta get rid of a bunch of our subscriptions, and we'll just do this because I found out it's an unlimited DVR.
• 1:03:18
  SPEAKER_01: You literally like go, you find a show you like, you hit the plus symbol, and it then records all of the ones that air on any channel that you have, and you have 171 channels, right?
• 1:03:32
  SPEAKER_01: So there's like four Nickelodeon channels, there's like four fucking FX channels.
• 1:03:37
  SPEAKER_01: There's you know what I mean?
• 1:03:38
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm gonna get a lot of the shit that I've been missing because I'm only on streamers, I'm gonna get back.
• 1:03:45
  SPEAKER_01: I'm I'm gonna get the local channels back.
• 1:03:47
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I would get rid of every other streaming thing and just be like, this is a television household now.
• 1:03:53
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 1:03:53
  SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm doing.
• 1:03:54
  SPEAKER_02: That's so fucking crazy, though.
• 1:03:56
  SPEAKER_02: But you know what's gonna happen?
• 1:03:58
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 1:03:58
  SPEAKER_02: Some comedians are gonna come out with a special that's only on Paramount and you're gonna fucking dive back in the wallet.
• 1:04:04
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, no.
• 1:04:05
  SPEAKER_01: Here's what I'm gonna do.
• 1:04:07
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna say, hey Tyler, can you put this on?
• 1:04:11
  SPEAKER_01: Can you get me this somehow?
• 1:04:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:04:13
  SPEAKER_01: If it's something I really want, uh or I could be like, hey, can you just show me how to do what you do enough that I can get the things that I want without bothering you?
• 1:04:25
  SPEAKER_02: It doesn't bother me at all.
• 1:04:27
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
• 1:04:27
  SPEAKER_02: It might take a day for me to remember or whatever, but it doesn't bother me at all.
• 1:04:31
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, it takes me like a minute.
• 1:04:33
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
• 1:04:34
  SPEAKER_01: But anyway, uh uh fucking And then I end up watching whatever it is you want, so it's like a bonus for me.
• 1:04:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:04:41
  SPEAKER_02: You find shit that I don't I didn't know.
• 1:04:44
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, it's a bad example because it ruined my life, but I didn't know about the movie Obsession at all until you asked me to get it for you.
• 1:04:51
  SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah.
• 1:04:52
  SPEAKER_01: I I don't know.
• 1:04:54
  SPEAKER_01: It's gonna relegate me to some extent with in some ways.
• 1:04:58
  SPEAKER_01: I'm still gonna have Prime.
• 1:05:00
  SPEAKER_01: I'm still gonna have uh Peacock because the lady wants Peacock for the office.
• 1:05:06
  SPEAKER_01: Uh so I'm I'm down.
• 1:05:11
  SPEAKER_02: So Prime is the only one that is like, okay, it's just included in my free shipping subscription.
• 1:05:18
  SPEAKER_01: Right, exactly.
• 1:05:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:05:19
  SPEAKER_01: And it occasionally has something I really want to watch on it.
• 1:05:22
  SPEAKER_01: Well, maybe three times a year.
• 1:05:24
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, oh, that thing's only on Prime.
• 1:05:27
  SPEAKER_01: Uh uh, including the upcoming uh Madden biopic.
• 1:05:32
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 1:05:33
  SPEAKER_01: With Nicolas Cage.
• 1:05:34
  SPEAKER_02: And uh was isn't uh Shane Gillis in that?
• 1:05:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, he is.
• 1:05:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and uh fucking what's his name?
• 1:05:40
  SPEAKER_01: Christian Bale.
• 1:05:41
  SPEAKER_01: Chris Al Davis.
• 1:05:42
  SPEAKER_01: Pretty sick.
• 1:05:43
  SPEAKER_01: Pretty sick.
• 1:05:44
  SPEAKER_01: Raiders movie coming up.
• 1:05:45
  SPEAKER_01: That's fucking dope.
• 1:05:46
  SPEAKER_01: November something, eighteenth.
• 1:05:48
  SPEAKER_01: Uh free plug.
• 1:05:50
  SPEAKER_01: Send me some money.
• 1:05:52
  SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah, I mean, I just hate it.
• 1:05:56
  SPEAKER_01: I hate that they're sticking me with this whole thing.
• 1:05:59
  SPEAKER_01: Man.
• 1:06:00
  SPEAKER_01: And it's a huge change that has to happen because of this shit.
• 1:06:05
  SPEAKER_01: Man, if you would have a lot of subs I gotta cancel.
• 1:06:08
  SPEAKER_02: If you had told me that that was gonna be like$150 gazillion dollars, I would have been like, let's just try the pri pirating streaming thing for at least the first season or so and see how it goes.
• 1:06:25
  SPEAKER_02: And if you hate it, then go for it.
• 1:06:28
  SPEAKER_02: But man.
• 1:06:31
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I have tried that before, and some of the more reliable sites, Stream East, uh, The Crack, the Meth, uh, those are not as reliable anymore.
• 1:06:46
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm I'm sure there's some new shit that just isn't talked about on Reddit as much because it's so new uh that works, but I haven't found it or seen it.
• 1:06:56
  SPEAKER_02: We could have at least tried to find you one of those jailbroken fire stick situations or something.
• 1:07:06
  SPEAKER_02: Or VPN to their house is uh yeah, VPN wouldn't really help.
• 1:07:11
  SPEAKER_01: But uh I think it does because you can uh in Canada their NFL Sunday ticket is like a whole different thing.
• 1:07:20
  SPEAKER_01: It's like a you get every game, you get all of the games everywhere because there is no local, you know, there are no local fucking outlets that are trying to scrounge up the ad money, you know?
• 1:07:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:07:32
  SPEAKER_01: Uh it's only Canadian.
• 1:07:34
  SPEAKER_02: All those all the websites like YouTube and stuff have gotten wise to people doing that.
• 1:07:39
  SPEAKER_02: Uh because I mean a guy I know, we used to pay three dollars a year for YouTube plus or whatever.
• 1:07:47
  SPEAKER_02: Uh by VPNing to Venezuela, but now they go by your billing address on your credit card.
• 1:07:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:07:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you have to use a form of payment from that country.
• 1:07:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 1:07:57
  SPEAKER_01: So you have you would have to apply for a credit card in that country.
• 1:08:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, which I don't I don't think you can do as a non-resident.
• 1:08:05
  SPEAKER_01: There's probably some countries that you can't, like, you know what I mean?
• 1:08:09
  SPEAKER_01: There's probably some ways around it.
• 1:08:11
  SPEAKER_01: I've read anyway that there are.
• 1:08:13
  SPEAKER_01: I read today when I was looking up YouTube TV shit and how to get around it and promo codes.
• 1:08:18
  SPEAKER_01: I was looking for anything I could to make it cheaper.
• 1:08:21
  SPEAKER_01: Found nothing, by the way.
• 1:08:23
  SPEAKER_01: That shit is tight as a fucking brick, dude.
• 1:08:25
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, Google's one of the biggest biggest companies on the planet.
• 1:08:30
  SPEAKER_02: They're just they're gonna find a way to plug all their fuck holes.
• 1:08:33
  SPEAKER_02: Dude, it's rock solid.
• 1:08:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's a bummer.
• 1:08:36
  SPEAKER_02: I feel horrible for you.
• 1:08:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it sucks.
• 1:08:40
  SPEAKER_01: But I I was like worried about deleting uh Paramount Plus from our lives because of fucking SpongeBob, Beavis and Butthead, all that shit.
• 1:08:52
  SPEAKER_01: But all that shit is on Paramount's channels on TV.
• 1:08:56
  SPEAKER_01: That's what I was gonna say.
• 1:08:57
  SPEAKER_01: And I'll set it to record and I'll have it in no time.
• 1:08:59
  SPEAKER_01: In like in fucking two months, we'll have like half the SpongeBob library.
• 1:09:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:09:06
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I was gonna say earlier, I think like a good portion of your the TV watching in your household is background noise anyway.
• 1:09:13
  SPEAKER_02: So that that will stay the same, I'm sure.
• 1:09:16
  SPEAKER_02: But also like there's the Roku live TV shit, and I think they have like I know they have certain channels that just play one show on repeat.
• 1:09:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:09:28
  SPEAKER_02: Like there's a cops channel.
• 1:09:30
  SPEAKER_02: I think I told you about that before where for a little while I was just watching cops because it's just yeah 24-7.
• 1:09:38
  SPEAKER_02: I bet you there's SpongeBob in the office and that stuff on there.
• 1:09:41
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe worth it worth it take a looky, a looky Lou.
• 1:09:45
  SPEAKER_02: There'll be ads, but you know.
• 1:09:47
  SPEAKER_01: For a kid, it's whatever.
• 1:09:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:09:50
  SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah.
• 1:09:51
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 1:09:51
  SPEAKER_01: I I just it's it was like, well, fuck it.
• 1:09:54
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I don't even watch this shit very often anyway.
• 1:09:59
  SPEAKER_01: I'm playing video games all the time.
• 1:10:00
  SPEAKER_02: Is the YouTube TV shit at least ad-free?
• 1:10:03
  SPEAKER_02: Because I mean, for fuck's sake, to pay.
• 1:10:05
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no, it's like channels.
• 1:10:06
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 1:10:07
  SPEAKER_01: It's like it's like cable.
• 1:10:08
  SPEAKER_01: It's like you got access to the TV channels.
• 1:10:11
  SPEAKER_02: These fucking psychos want you to pay$70 a month for TV and they're still commercials.
• 1:10:17
  SPEAKER_02: So what's funny not just ads like a fucking YouTube video where you can skip it.
• 1:10:22
  SPEAKER_02: Fucking commercials.
• 1:10:23
  SPEAKER_01: I haven't looked into it yet.
• 1:10:24
  SPEAKER_01: Eight minutes per half hour of ads.
• 1:10:27
  SPEAKER_01: I haven't looked into it yet, but I'm I don't think that I get YouTube premium with it.
• 1:10:33
  SPEAKER_02: I think that's a you're gonna rip the microphone out of the stand and throw it at the fucking.
• 1:10:37
  SPEAKER_01: I'm pretty sure that's additional, right?
• 1:10:39
  SPEAKER_01: Because YouTube TV is a totally different thing.
• 1:10:41
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 1:10:42
  SPEAKER_01: Pretty sure it's additional.
• 1:10:43
  SPEAKER_01: It I hope not, because I I would really like to have that, except here's here's another angle of this.
• 1:10:51
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I also share this YouTube TV account with my parents because they watch football and their shit's out of the well, uh yeah, half the games they want to watch are out of the fucking area, right?
• 1:11:05
  SPEAKER_01: So uh, you know, I'm sharing this with them, so it has to work on their TV too.
• 1:11:10
  SPEAKER_01: So I have to get the package that that can happen on, you know.
• 1:11:14
  SPEAKER_01: Uh you can, if you know a college student, you can get a one device account for like a hundred bucks.
• 1:11:23
  SPEAKER_01: An NFL Sunday ticket.
• 1:11:25
  SPEAKER_01: It's like a hundred and twenty or some shit, it ends up being a single single time payment.
• 1:11:30
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:11:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:11:31
  SPEAKER_01: For the whole season.
• 1:11:32
  SPEAKER_01: You get the whole season of NFL Sunday ticket on YouTube TV as a student.
• 1:11:38
  SPEAKER_01: If you know a college student, you can get their ID and it has to verify the ID.
• 1:11:46
  SPEAKER_02: They have that for Spotify too.
• 1:11:47
  SPEAKER_02: It's like crazy.
• 1:11:48
  SPEAKER_02: Six bucks a month or something for college students.
• 1:11:52
  SPEAKER_02: My uh one of the guys that works for me, he I hired him right when he graduated college and he just kept his ID and was able to use it for like another year or two.
• 1:12:01
  SPEAKER_02: Nice.
• 1:12:01
  SPEAKER_01: Before they caught it and changed the system enough, updated it enough.
• 1:12:08
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe I need to talk to it.
• 1:12:09
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe I it probably scans a code or something, you know, right?
• 1:12:13
  SPEAKER_02: When I when I was in college, I went to a community college and the ID was just a fucking plat piece of plastic with a logo on it.
• 1:12:20
  SPEAKER_02: Same with me, but a year and a fucking picture.
• 1:12:22
  SPEAKER_02: That's it.
• 1:12:23
  SPEAKER_02: There's no like barcode or anything.
• 1:12:26
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's the only other way you can do it, and that's that's a cheap way, but uh I need it on multiple devices at the same time, actually.
• 1:12:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:12:37
  SPEAKER_02: That's a fucking bummer, dude.
• 1:12:39
  SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, it sucks.
• 1:12:40
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm getting and I'm getting maddened and I'm getting, you know, like uh shit's happening.
• 1:12:45
  SPEAKER_02: Hitting the bank pretty hard, homeboy.
• 1:12:47
  SPEAKER_01: Buying fucking all kinds of shit right now.
• 1:12:50
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, but I'm also letting go of some subs as well.
• 1:12:53
  SPEAKER_01: I dil I uh uh got rid of one.
• 1:12:56
  SPEAKER_01: Disney Plus's whole website was down today from every device I tried to log in, it wouldn't work.
• 1:13:04
  SPEAKER_01: Uh so I'll have to try that again.
• 1:13:06
  SPEAKER_01: But um yeah.
• 1:13:07
  SPEAKER_01: Got rid of a couple today, some more tomorrow.
• 1:13:12
  SPEAKER_02: Son of a bitch.
• 1:13:14
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's a bummer.
• 1:13:15
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I'm bummed out.
• 1:13:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it sucks.
• 1:13:18
  SPEAKER_01: But it's also, you know, I'm gonna get to watch some shit that I had been not even knowing we existed.
• 1:13:26
  SPEAKER_01: You know, I just was totally existing outside of my purview, you know.
• 1:13:32
  SPEAKER_02: Greed just grinds my gears, man.
• 1:13:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it does suck, but I'll get all the games.
• 1:13:37
  SPEAKER_01: That's kind of sick.
• 1:13:38
  SPEAKER_01: And then when the season's over, maybe can go back to normal life.
• 1:13:44
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe, I don't know.
• 1:13:46
  SPEAKER_01: It'll it'll be tempting.
• 1:13:47
  SPEAKER_01: Obviously, I'm gonna stop the YouTube TV shit, uh, and at least get Paramount again for SpongeBob, but we'll just fucking pause it, you know?
• 1:13:57
  SPEAKER_01: We'll just fucking uh you know stop paying, downgrade the account or whatever the fuck, and then I'll sign back up for it in six months after.
• 1:14:05
  SPEAKER_02: Sometimes when you cancel, they're like, Are you sure we'll give you 50% off for the next two months?
• 1:14:10
  SPEAKER_01: Well, in that case, I'll probably just, you know, keep it.
• 1:14:13
  SPEAKER_01: Keep it for another two.
• 1:14:14
  SPEAKER_01: If they do that shit, I'll keep it, but I don't know if they even do that.
• 1:14:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:14:19
  SPEAKER_02: Ugh, all right.
• 1:14:20
  SPEAKER_02: Well, it's a real piece of shit move.
• 1:14:23
  SPEAKER_02: I know, dude.
• 1:14:24
  SPEAKER_02: It fucking sucks.
• 1:14:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, fuck them.
• 1:14:25
  SPEAKER_02: That shit drives me bonkers.
• 1:14:27
  SPEAKER_01: Just give me one time, one time payment.
• 1:14:30
  SPEAKER_01: And it's weird, it's for eight months.
• 1:14:33
  SPEAKER_01: It's forty-seven dollars for eight months.
• 1:14:35
  SPEAKER_01: So I guess that's cool that it stops, that that stops, but why eight months?
• 1:14:42
  SPEAKER_01: You have to commit to eight months?
• 1:14:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, of$47 payments.
• 1:14:46
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's yeah, or I I lose the you know, service.
• 1:14:51
  SPEAKER_01: Huh.
• 1:14:52
  SPEAKER_02: Well, fuck them.
• 1:14:54
  SPEAKER_02: Isn't that weird?
• 1:14:55
  SPEAKER_02: It is weird.
• 1:14:55
  SPEAKER_02: I hate it.
• 1:14:56
  SPEAKER_02: Everything every time you open your mouth about it, you say something else that makes me more mad about it.
• 1:15:00
  SPEAKER_01: February is six months from now.
• 1:15:02
  SPEAKER_01: The Super Bowl is six months from right now.
• 1:15:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know.
• 1:15:05
  SPEAKER_01: From literally, like in today, like like literally soon, like around this time.
• 1:15:10
  SPEAKER_01: It's about six months from now.
• 1:15:12
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, so why another two months?
• 1:15:15
  SPEAKER_01: What's happening in March and April that I need this?
• 1:15:18
  SPEAKER_01: I need to be paying you.
• 1:15:19
  SPEAKER_02: You don't, they want your money.
• 1:15:21
  SPEAKER_01: That's fucking gay as hell, man.
• 1:15:24
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, dude.
• 1:15:27
  SPEAKER_02: I gotta get out of here.
• 1:15:28
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:15:29
  SPEAKER_02: I'm fuming.
• 1:15:30
  SPEAKER_02: I'm so mad.
• 1:15:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:15:33
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:15:33
  SPEAKER_02: Well, whatever.
• 1:15:35
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, go check out Shitty Song of the Week.
• 1:15:38
  SPEAKER_02: I've done a few episodes.
• 1:15:40
  SPEAKER_02: I told them when we finished up, I told them to hit you up and you know, soon to have you back on there.
• 1:15:45
  SPEAKER_02: Sick, yeah.
• 1:15:46
  SPEAKER_02: Because I know you like their shit.
• 1:15:48
  SPEAKER_02: You like music, you like Jody, and uh all that stuff.
• 1:15:51
  SPEAKER_02: Uh we'll probably have to have Jody on soon as a guest.
• 1:15:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:15:56
  SPEAKER_02: Get that reciprocation.
• 1:15:58
  SPEAKER_01: We need to do some guest episodes.
• 1:15:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:16:00
  SPEAKER_01: We haven't in a while.
• 1:16:01
  SPEAKER_01: We need to do it.
• 1:16:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we gotta get social again.
• 1:16:03
  SPEAKER_01: Nick, Jody, everybody.
• 1:16:06
  SPEAKER_01: Y'all.
• 1:16:06
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, there's something happening.
• 1:16:08
  SPEAKER_02: Andrew.
• 1:16:09
  SPEAKER_02: There was something there was something I was gonna go down to Kentucky for.
• 1:16:14
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 1:16:14
  SPEAKER_02: And I forgot what it was, but I needed I it's somewhere near where Nick lives, and I remember thinking I need to hit him up.
• 1:16:23
  SPEAKER_02: Oh I'll fucking I'll remember at some point and I'll just message him.
• 1:16:28
  SPEAKER_02: But anyway, uh yeah, go check out Shitty Song of the Week.
• 1:16:32
  SPEAKER_02: I'll be on the whatever episode I'm on soon.
• 1:16:41
  SPEAKER_01: Just keep checking in or just listen to the episode.
• 1:16:44
  SPEAKER_02: Refresh the page once a day or something, and you'll see it's on there.
• 1:16:48
  SPEAKER_02: It's White Boy Rappers, and it was very funny.
• 1:16:51
  SPEAKER_02: I laughed out loud quite a few times at how absurd all of it was.
• 1:16:56
  SPEAKER_02: And hey, you know, got a couple zingers in there.
• 1:16:58
  SPEAKER_02: Nice, some good uh jupons, nice some zinging and zinc there, yeah.
• 1:17:03
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• 1:17:07
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• 1:17:10
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• 1:17:12
  SPEAKER_02: You never know unless you give us the do.
• 1:17:16
  SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah, we're gonna be playing Madden against each other on that very soon.
• 1:17:20
  SPEAKER_01: On the$5 tier, you'll hear a lot of shit talking.
• 1:17:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:17:24
  SPEAKER_01: Some Madden one-on-one.
• 1:17:27
  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna do some some trick plays here and there.
• 1:17:29
  SPEAKER_01: It's gonna be exciting and unpredictable.
• 1:17:33
  SPEAKER_01: Like 40 minutes of of us playing Madden, probably.
• 1:17:36
  SPEAKER_01: Because those games go on forever.
• 1:17:38
  SPEAKER_02: They do, they yeah, they drag.
• 1:17:40
  SPEAKER_02: But it's fun, it's good stuff.
• 1:17:41
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• 1:17:43
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• 1:17:43
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• 1:17:45
  SPEAKER_02: I love you.
• 1:17:45
  SPEAKER_02: Bye.