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Beard Laws Episode 33 - Interview With MarkyMarx · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 1: US spe Story still.
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  Speaker 2: Stay what's up everybody, We're live, g T South, geekon
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  Speaker 2: gam and Pineapple. MIC's here, what's happening? Thanks for popping
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  Speaker 2: in El Mattador, Craig, let's do this. We're gonna do
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  Speaker 2: this and it's gonna be really awesome. We got a
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  Speaker 2: very exciting episode. We got Joe from Newman Company here,
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  Speaker 2: we got Marky Marks backstage new segment. Last week we
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  Speaker 2: introduced Madeline Jennel Art for the creative Corner type segment
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  Speaker 2: and we had an amazing guest and initial seven Underscore
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  Speaker 2: b D showed off some of the graphics and stuff
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  Speaker 2: like that.
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  Speaker 3: So we're gonna do that every other week.
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  Speaker 2: And then this week is the first segment where we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna feature a beard product company, whether it's you know,
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  Speaker 2: whether they do oils, whether they do you know, combs brushes,
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  Speaker 2: maybe they do everything, and we're gonna we're gonna showcase
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  Speaker 2: and we're very excited to have Joe, like I said,
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  Speaker 2: from Newman Company. So stick around because there's a special
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  Speaker 2: exciting maybe even a promo code for all of you
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  Speaker 2: watching if you do stick around. If you don't, you're
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  Speaker 2: gonna miss out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't miss out.
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  Speaker 2: So we're gonna hit you guys with a quick little
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  Speaker 2: intro and then we'll be right back.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, welcome back again. I'm Matt.
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  Speaker 2: This is Logan. He's over here sharing the stuff on
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  Speaker 2: the Facebook because sharing is carrying, that's what everybody says.
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  Speaker 2: But don't share your herpies because that's not cool. Nobody
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  Speaker 2: wants those, Nobody wants to be shared with those. And
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  Speaker 2: it's just a bad idea. You're just kind of a
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  Speaker 2: dick as you share it, as.
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  Speaker 3: So as if you told them first and they're okay
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  Speaker 3: with it. Nobody's okay with it. You just gotta I
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  Speaker 3: don't know about that.
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  Speaker 2: So every episode we kind of start off with a
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  Speaker 2: beard law. So let's hit you with beard law thirty three.
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  Speaker 2: Beard law number thirty three. The number thirty three is
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  Speaker 2: often referred biblically as promise. So I want all the
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  Speaker 2: men out there to promise that when life permits them,
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  Speaker 2: to grow that beard out and join the bearded brotherhood.
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  Speaker 2: Look at him, he's been grown it since like a
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  Speaker 2: labor day.
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  Speaker 3: Labor labor day. This is a weird mustache, and it's
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  Speaker 3: a good labor day beard. That's not bad. That's a great.
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  Speaker 2: One, and he's going through that whole COVID crisis. We're
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  Speaker 2: on TikTok. You're seeing me showcase all of these poor
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  Speaker 2: dudes that are shaving off this their beards and everything.
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  Speaker 2: Even our guest tonight, Marky Marx, shaved his beard off.
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  Speaker 3: Thought it was two thousand and two.
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  Speaker 2: Misread the label when he was doing the hair stuff
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  Speaker 2: and did a just kind of channeled his inner two
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  Speaker 2: thousand and two with the with the mohawk and everything.
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  Speaker 3: Really cool video, Really sad.
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  Speaker 2: I lost a lot of sleep that night crying over
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  Speaker 2: Marky Marx loss of a beard.
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  Speaker 3: It's just crazy. We need to stop it.
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  Speaker 2: So stop the shaving trend because actually, gentlemen, here's a
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  Speaker 2: free pointer and if you don't believe me, google it
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  Speaker 2: or go check out the YouTube video. Summer is the
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  Speaker 2: best time for growth because it promotes cleanliness. Your pores
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  Speaker 2: are open, you know, it's just it's and they keep
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  Speaker 2: you cooler. I don't care what people say about beards
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  Speaker 2: being hotter. It's false news. They shade you. Do you
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  Speaker 2: do you go on to run abrolla? Do you going
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  Speaker 2: to a tree?
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  Speaker 3: When you're there? This is like a face tree. So
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  Speaker 3: grow your beard out.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: I found out today something I found out. It actually
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  Speaker 3: makes me understand women more.
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  Speaker 5: Uh, women have under boob sweat.
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  Speaker 4: True, today I had underbeard sweat, and you finally understand
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  Speaker 4: what they're going through in the best important thing.
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't know that if I didn't have a beard.
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  Speaker 3: And the key to that is to actually make sure
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  Speaker 3: you rehydrate yourself.
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  Speaker 2: The hydration is key. Hydration is great for the face
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  Speaker 2: that it actually makes the beard grow faster.
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  Speaker 3: Speaking of is on time? Speaking of hydration, want to
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  Speaker 3: hear the greatest sign of the world.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's smart thing you've said all day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is Logan's on time.
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  Speaker 2: And we're really excited because New York State, I think
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  Speaker 2: we're around to what phase three, potentially two or three,
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  Speaker 2: so we are allowed to be back in the studio together.
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  Speaker 3: It's gonna be really cool. No offense to his.
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  Speaker 2: Studio setup, but we just seemed to gell a little
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  Speaker 2: bit better. The show just is is a little bit
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  Speaker 2: much more exciting.
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  Speaker 3: We just can't we can't hug and kiss.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're not gonna do that still, No, Nope,
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  Speaker 2: that's not And for anybody wondering if there is still
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  Speaker 2: a six distance roll. We are six feet apart. The
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  Speaker 2: camera just makes it look a little bit closer. So cameras, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we're really good. That's what the technology is good. So so,
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  Speaker 2: like I said, we have Marky Marks backstage. He's gonna
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  Speaker 2: be the featured guest, and we have Joe from Newman
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  Speaker 2: was there the creative corner. We haven't really came up
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  Speaker 3: On the beard Lass.
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  Speaker 2: But what we have going on is a contest for
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  Speaker 2: a T shirt design. Metaline Janelle Art designed two designs.
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  Speaker 2: The voting is going on on Instagram until next Wednesday
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  Speaker 2: or number two wins.
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  Speaker 3: You're like, oh, that's cool whatever, But if.
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  Speaker 2: to win the T shirt for the design and then
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  Speaker 2: it's going to be limited edition T shirt that's going
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  Speaker 2: Having a beard is scientifically proven to make you sexier
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  Speaker 2: and you can't argue with science, all right, So without
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  Speaker 2: as we mentioned every other week, we want to introduce
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  Speaker 2: a new beard company, whether they do products, whether they
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  Speaker 2: do you know, oils, anything beer related, maybe even if
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  Speaker 2: you are a beard kind of podcaster or a beard
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  Speaker 2: YouTube reviewer.
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  Speaker 3: Anything beard related.
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  Speaker 2: This is the time that we want to get on
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  Speaker 2: there just a quick little segment, give them some exposure
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  Speaker 2: All right, Joe, everybody, I'm good. Life is good. Thanks
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  Speaker 2: So you guys have some amazing products, and what I
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  Speaker 2: think is absolutely mind blowing that I don't think anybody else.
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  Speaker 2: You're offering a one dollar that's right, a one dollar
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  Speaker 2: heated beard brush and straightener. I've never seen anybody.
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  Speaker 3: Else do that.
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  Speaker 7: Nobody, no, nobody does that. We are the definitely the
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  Speaker 7: lowest price. The only thing you are at this is
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  Speaker 7: this is not a fake beard j Come.
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  Speaker 6: On, you've been growing for months now.
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  Speaker 3: I've seen the progress and you.
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  Speaker 6: Actually had it exactly. But the beard straighter, Yeah, all
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  Speaker 6: you gotta do one dollar. You just got to cover
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  Speaker 6: some shipping charges.
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  Speaker 7: But that's it. It's it's very very well. So it's
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  Speaker 7: it's kind of a no brain.
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  Speaker 3: I know I was on there earlier. I had that
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  Speaker 3: in my car.
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  Speaker 2: I had what I absolutely love that you guys are
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  Speaker 2: doing and a lot of other companies are doing, is
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  Speaker 2: the variet pack. The best thing for me is to
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  Speaker 2: go to a company, get a variety, find the cent
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  Speaker 2: that I truly like, and why not do it all?
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  Speaker 2: Because you know, sometimes you and we've all been there,
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  Speaker 2: you buy a cent and you're like that sense not
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  Speaker 2: for me? Why did I just spend you know, twenty
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  Speaker 2: five bucks on this cent?
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  Speaker 3: Not for me? But you get that variety pack. Guess
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  Speaker 3: how much the variety pack is? Logan how much? One dollar?
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  Speaker 3: Holy crap? One dollar? So I know for me. I
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  Speaker 3: think it was. It was like twenty something bucks I got.
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  Speaker 2: I would get a beard straightener, which is like a
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  Speaker 2: sixty dollars value. You get a variety pack, which is
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  Speaker 2: like a forty dollars value for twenty something dollars.
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  Speaker 3: If you don't believe me. If you don't believe me,
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  Speaker 3: look it.
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  Speaker 2: It's on the web. It's on the website over there,
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  Speaker 2: and make it up. You can't make this up. And
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't lie to you, guys, I wouldn't lie it.
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  Speaker 3: Look it right there.
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  Speaker 2: He paid thirty for his You could add a sample
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  Speaker 2: pack a straightener cent right to you.
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  Speaker 3: Well, at some point, CT you're gonna need more.
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  Speaker 7: That's right. So it comes to newman. That's that's what
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  Speaker 7: it's all.
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  Speaker 3: So.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So, like I said, guys, head over there. Beard
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  Speaker 2: lost twenty twenty percent.
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  Speaker 3: That's it. It's that easy. So so what got you
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  Speaker 3: into kind of the beard game? Man?
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  Speaker 6: Well, essentially, you know, I have a beard, as you
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  Speaker 6: can see, and I've been growing it.
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  Speaker 7: I've had it long, I've had it short.
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  Speaker 6: You know, we don't discriminate the beard length soars a
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  Speaker 6: beard exactly. So now in this quarantine time, I've been
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  Speaker 6: growing it longer, but yeah, we essentially started it. We
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  Speaker 6: wanted to make a community of beard guys similar to
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  Speaker 6: what you guys are doing. We started off with actually
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  Speaker 6: with a Facebook group. So we have a Facebook group
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  Speaker 6: called the Bearded Man. So if anybody listening, if you
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  Speaker 6: want to join it, if you've got a beard, check
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  Speaker 6: it out. It's just a whole two thousand people, two
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  Speaker 6: thousand bearded brothers are just posting, sharing their thoughts, sharing
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  Speaker 6: their ideas. It's a it's a really cool thing. And
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  Speaker 6: I actually take ten pictures. Whoever post picture of a
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  Speaker 6: beard every week, I'll go in, I'll do a little
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  Speaker 6: beard of the week and whoever I pick for all great, see,
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  Speaker 6: I love it.
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  Speaker 3: I love it.
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  Speaker 6: So whoever I pick and I think it has the
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  Speaker 6: best beard, then I give them a free sample pack.
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  Speaker 6: So that's another way you can get something. So join
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  Speaker 6: the group, you post a picture of your beard. If
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  Speaker 6: I deem it the best beard that week, you get
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  Speaker 6: a free sample pack.
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  Speaker 7: Can't really beat that.
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  Speaker 2: Just for anybody that is here, you have my word
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  Speaker 2: that I will not post a picture, so you guys
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  Speaker 2: have a little better chance. Well, there's good beards that
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  Speaker 2: come out here.
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  Speaker 5: You post a picture, so everyone has something to do
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  Speaker 5: with spier, I will post your picture.
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  Speaker 3: And then maybe it could be like, yeah, that's one
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  Speaker 3: of the best beards that i've Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So, so how during COVID, every single business has had
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  Speaker 2: to kind of adapt get a little more creative. How
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  Speaker 2: how's things going for you guys, You guys, you guys
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  Speaker 2: finding kind of like a new you know, new techniques
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  Speaker 2: or anything.
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  Speaker 3: You guys adapted pretty well, seems to be.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, what we've been doing is uh, you know, we
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  Speaker 6: actually trying to try to do like, yes, the training
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  Speaker 6: brush would actually work on your here it Well.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna get one either way, man, We're gonna get
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  Speaker 2: one and we're gonna try it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, no for every day, even if you want to
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  Speaker 6: use it on something else maybe down below, it'll illustraighten
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  Speaker 6: everything out. So yeah, so you know, do your thing.
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  Speaker 6: But yeah, we uh, we've been pivoting. We've been trying
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  Speaker 6: to you know, get a lot of customers. But the
• 18:21
  Speaker 6: biggest thing we do right now is we reach out
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  Speaker 6: to every single customer. We text every single one to
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: make sure that they are enjoying their experience with us
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  Speaker 6: and making sure that uh, you know, everything went smoothly
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  Speaker 6: on there end, or if there's anything we can do
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  Speaker 6: to help the process along. So we're trying to just
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  Speaker 6: you know, kind of work with everybody because you know,
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  Speaker 6: it's it's you know, struggling times right now for everyone,
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  Speaker 6: So we don't want to have any any problems that
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  Speaker 6: anybody has.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's great too. You guys are running a sale.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like only twenty one, twenty six percent off
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  Speaker 2: your your beard oils. They got the grizzly mit, they
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  Speaker 2: got the easy money, they got the sweet Caroline and
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  Speaker 2: the irresistible iris, the Tennessee timber. And for some people
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  Speaker 2: that just don't like the sense every once in a
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  Speaker 2: while I met, I don't go for some certain sense.
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  Speaker 2: You have the unscented scent, and what do you got
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  Speaker 2: in your beard right now?
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  Speaker 7: Right now? I got the easy money.
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  Speaker 6: Money money has the scent of almost like a cologne.
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  Speaker 7: It's a very nice scent.
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  Speaker 3: Answered my question, very nice.
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  Speaker 2: What seems to be something that uh that's one of
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  Speaker 2: your more higher rated that it seems to sell a
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  Speaker 2: little bit more keeps you know, people keep rebuying.
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  Speaker 6: I would say easy money probably our top one. And uhr,
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  Speaker 6: is this Irish is a really good one.
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  Speaker 2: That's the one just my name that I was kind
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  Speaker 2: of gravitating to. And then this this what's in the
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  Speaker 2: Sweet Caroline?
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  Speaker 6: Sweet Caroline, It's kind of uh, it's hard to explain.
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  Speaker 6: It's more of a sweet selling. The smelling it's more
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  Speaker 6: like fruity, I would say some of the guys, some
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  Speaker 6: guys like like the fruity scent.
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  Speaker 7: Where is this Irish? Is more of like an Irish
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  Speaker 7: spring scent?
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  Speaker 3: Nice? Very nice? Could you repeat the Facebook group one
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: more time?
• 19:54
  Speaker 6: Yes, it is the Bearded Man by Newman. You can
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: look us up on Facebook. We actually have three Facebook group.
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: We have the Bearded Man, we have Bearded Man memes,
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: and we have beards and bruis. So you got three
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: Facebook groups you can join, all with different people, all
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: with guys just you know, having a good time.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Do you have bearded men in black rams?
• 20:14
  Speaker 7: Yes, definitely, definitely bearded men.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: In black rams.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Aaron Cut that's even a beard law.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: I believe it's beard lost sixty six.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Never bet, Like Edgar Allen Poe once said, you know,
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: you never bet because the devil always wins. And you
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: never bet against the beer because the devil is going
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: to win.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: It's idea. There's a million things you can better. There's
• 20:36
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• 20:38
  Speaker 3: not be given your shoes places. Give them five bucks.
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: If you got five, you can afford to lose one.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Don't cut your beard. Don't cut it.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh he won it. Okay, cool, but don't do that.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Don't chance it. Like when you put one hundred bucks
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: on black, You're not going to do it again. If
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: you are crazy, you don't know what's gonna be red
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: or black.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: Unbelievable.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: So yeah, So if you want this, what I'm gonna
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: do is I'm gonna put your full screen.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: It's your time. Tell everybody where they can find you.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: If you have anything upcoming, like any new sense, this
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• 21:21
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• 21:23
  Speaker 3: But feel free. We're gonna. You're gonna it's your time
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: to shine on the Law Show. Are you ready? I'm ready.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: He's never been more ready. Let's go.
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: Uh so, yeah, everybody. You guys can find us at
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: Newman Coode dot com. We also have a YouTube channel
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: that's just Newman.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: We do a beer in the.
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: Week We do some bearded updates and tips and helpful
• 21:43
  Speaker 6: hints of different things, and you can also find us
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: on Instagram. We mentioned our Facebook group the beard Man,
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: so really give that uh look that up. We'd love
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: to have as many beard brothers, but there's no beard discrimination,
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: so don't worry about the length of your beard. If
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: you've got a beer, we want you in our group.
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: But uh on Instagram you can find us as well.
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: We post a lot of things together. We feature a
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: lot of guys on Instagram as well. We're just building
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: that community of beard brothers and the products are kind
• 22:08
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• 22:09
  Speaker 6: all of our bearded brothers get the care and the
• 22:13
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• 22:15
  Speaker 6: so it could be looking as better than ever. So
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: just just check us out. Really, just go to Newman
• 22:19
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• 22:22
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• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Awesome man.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: That is a great plug for anybody that wants to
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: This is your time, take another screenshot, ready, set go,
• 22:32
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• 22:34
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• 22:37
  Speaker 2: You can get a beard straightener, brush and a sample
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• 22:43
  Speaker 3: Like for a dollar each, just cover some shipping.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: One absolutely amazing, amazing deal. It's just an amazing dude.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: I can't thank you enough for taking the time. You know,
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: it is a show.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: And uh we got a pray future.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: We're gonna we're gonna even be maybe doing some collapse
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: together and maybe some YouTube stuff and uh, just some
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: other cool stuff. We'll be chatting offline. And like I said,
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: thank you very much, and go check out newmanco dot com.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: It all right, man, thank you very much. We'll check
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  Speaker 3: it out.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Sounds good, all right man, amazing guys, go check it out.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you great stuff. And uh there's gonna be
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: there's gonna be more of this company in beard laws.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: So so get used to it. Get used to that.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: What else do we have? Do you sell any products
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: to help patch you beards? I should have featured that before.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: But you can go and hit them up. They have
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: a contact page, they got Instagram, they got Facebook. Joined
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: that Facebook group. All right, join that Facebook group ct
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: if you want to put the Facebook group in the chat,
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: I'll press it in a second. Here he joined it,
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: So yeah, shoot the link and case of beerd props
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: to the Kobe's what's going on?
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Tom? Thanks for joining.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: So, as we talked about earlier, Nolan was that newman,
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: we got a really cool guest.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: I'm very excited to feature this guest.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: So what we're gonna do is we're gonna hit the
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: quick little intro and uh then I'm gonna do the
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: little intro and then we're gonna get into this interview.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: So if you guys need to grab a beverage, if
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: you need to go to the bathroom, now's your time.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Except you better hurry because the intro's upcoming, So so
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: get ready for that.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Are you ready? I'm ready. Let's do it.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Like we said, today's guest who's hanging out backstage is
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Markie Marx. He's a man who rocks a white Sox
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: hat better than Frank Thomas. A man who hates talking
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: about if it's soda or pop or coke, which I
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: have to agree with it's pretty annoying. A man who
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: loves people that follow you on Instagram, just don't follow
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: you when you follow them back.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: That was thick cut sarcasm.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: A man who has the TikTok fame, so he doesn't
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: have to mess with eights anymore straight tens. A man
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: who loves vanilla Sunday cones, but don't mess with his
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: chocolate tip. A man who drops facts and advice with
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: the ladies better than anyone I've seen on TikTok. A
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: man who wasn't afraid to rock a spider man cost
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: him on any occasion. A man who loves summer just
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: so we can randomly yell at people while driving. A
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: man who shaped his beard to channel his inner two
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: thousand and two youth. A man who makes more tiktoks
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: and vehicles than people that actually live in vehicles.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: The one, the only Marquis Mark. Hey, oh I got
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: five bucks on Blue love that game?
• 25:41
  Speaker 8: Oh I just want Oh god, I don't know. It's
• 25:46
  Speaker 8: look like I look like I'm not supposed to be
• 25:48
  Speaker 8: in a park right now. All right, I just want
• 25:51
  Speaker 8: to say, I want to say one thing about herpes
• 25:54
  Speaker 8: really quick.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: All right, let's hear it.
• 25:55
  Speaker 8: All right, It's better on your lip than on your tip.
• 25:58
  Speaker 8: I'm just gonna that's.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Factual, factual.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: And you never go lip the tip when you have
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: never sat a bumper sticker once?
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: Is it true? If you do it in the dark
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: doesn't count.
• 26:10
  Speaker 8: It does as long as you just you know, you
• 26:12
  Speaker 8: do it all for the nookie and.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Then nailed it, absolutely nailed it. First off, thank you
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: for taking the time man and whole blue one, because.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: That way logan will be five bucks.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: But so congratulations on two hundred and thirty thousand followers
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: on the old tickety Talk.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: That's a that's a big number.
• 26:32
  Speaker 8: Thank you.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: That's pretty cool. Benyard's in the house.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: He's clapping or he has the clapp or maybe those
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: are clapping tacos.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Clapping. All right, So one question.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: That I usually start things off for because every single
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: person has a unique story of why they did this.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: But I just want to know what got you into.
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: TikTok Ooh, I missed vine. Actually I I wondered what
• 26:59
  Speaker 8: happened the vine. And a friend of mine Anna anaphylactic
• 27:03
  Speaker 8: she uh, she makes she makes a lot of of TikTok's,
• 27:09
  Speaker 8: but she we were at six Flags one day and
• 27:11
  Speaker 8: she just started like switching through this thing like with
• 27:14
  Speaker 8: called TikTok and I was like, what is that? And
• 27:16
  Speaker 8: then I'd like, I don't know, I'm thinking back to
• 27:19
  Speaker 8: it now, and it was it was maybe a year
• 27:21
  Speaker 8: ago a little bit less than that. And it's so
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: different now, I think with with quarantine and everything, it's
• 27:29
  Speaker 8: it's made it into a mega uh conglomerate to where
• 27:35
  Speaker 8: it's not YouTube yet, but it's projecting in that direction.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was weird when it first started. TikTok
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: was really weird.
• 27:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it was different.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: It was it was and now the and what I
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: really like is the progression. You know, being a guy
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: that was on it kind of when it first started,
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: got off it for a while because it was really weird,
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: and then back on it, and then now you you
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: got celebrities the and it's it's doing a better job
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: of showcasing off like incredible talent, you know what I mean.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Like you're seeing people that are going from like five
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: followers to fifty to one hundred thousand followers because their
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: talents are being kind of brought to them out And
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: that we kind of always mentioned all the time that TikTok,
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: their algorithms are unbelievable.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: What they're doing behind the scene.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: They should be selling it to like dating sites and shit,
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: because the amount of people that they're able to match
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: based on similarities and content and stuff like that they're
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: they're doing big things.
• 28:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's like a content tender that.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: He's a wordsmith. He is a wordsmith.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: So do you remember like the one video that kind
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: of went I don't know, viral or but just that
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: one video that just kind of when like, all right,
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: I could do this TikTok.
• 28:46
  Speaker 8: Thing, uh my video for me? Or the first video
• 28:50
  Speaker 8: that I saw.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah you're you're kind of first one that kind of
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: blew up and you know, kind of got all eyes
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: on you.
• 28:58
  Speaker 8: I I it was just a video of me yelling
• 29:01
  Speaker 8: at people to stop saying the things that they're saying
• 29:06
  Speaker 8: in people's videos, because I will watch videos and I
• 29:09
  Speaker 8: want to comment and say, hey, this video looks good.
• 29:11
  Speaker 8: You look good, keep up the good work. But I
• 29:12
  Speaker 8: don't know if she's fifteen or forty seven.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Yes, so it's a staring dangerous world.
• 29:21
  Speaker 8: And then I think the one that projected it into
• 29:23
  Speaker 8: like just like a lot of duets or like I
• 29:27
  Speaker 8: didn't really understand like what it meant to like use
• 29:30
  Speaker 8: audios or duets or the full like potential there. But
• 29:34
  Speaker 8: the club for You page where I was just hanging
• 29:36
  Speaker 8: out and I was trying to get into a club
• 29:39
  Speaker 8: and they wouldn't let me in the club because we've.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: All been there and it's relatable. All of us at
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: one point could not get into that club.
• 29:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and then you know, then as soon as that happened,
• 29:51
  Speaker 8: all it took was juggling Jenkins. Do you know her?
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Yep, she.
• 29:57
  Speaker 8: Saw one of my she saw that video, she used it,
• 30:00
  Speaker 8: and then that projected into everybody loving that sound too,
• 30:03
  Speaker 8: So that's that's awesome. She tagged me in it too,
• 30:06
  Speaker 8: which was like, hey, thank you so much sound And
• 30:08
  Speaker 8: I was like, ah, you know.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: What were you like?
• 30:11
  Speaker 8: What's that?
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: What were you like? Again?
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, so so what got you kind?
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah? We do?
• 30:19
  Speaker 8: And not is everybody now? My own face is very disappointing,
• 30:25
  Speaker 8: but for the.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: Right price, you can chaut his only fans page.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: And so what kind of got you into the beard life?
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Like mine kind of started just out of pure laziness
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: and and what was up with the shaving?
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: I cried a little.
• 30:40
  Speaker 8: I I can grow a beard in like five minutes.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's coming in nice.
• 30:44
  Speaker 8: And I feel weird next next to YouTube right now,
• 30:48
  Speaker 8: looking at you, I feel like we're all I feel
• 30:51
  Speaker 8: like I'm at a journal right now and I got
• 30:53
  Speaker 8: a little curious, but all right, the laziness for is
• 30:59
  Speaker 8: what you described. But I see it as like pure
• 31:01
  Speaker 8: discipline after a certain point, because you can't I don't know.
• 31:05
  Speaker 8: I just get the beard and I keep it going
• 31:07
  Speaker 8: and then eventually like I lose it and I go
• 31:10
  Speaker 8: two thousand and eight, Britney Spears on my own face.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: And oh that's a good one.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And in two thousand and eight there was a
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: lot of people that went on probably Britney Spears's face.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: Can I just say that you're better looking than what
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: that ended up? As? She's been hit baby one too
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: many times?
• 31:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Britain, Yeah, hitler baby one more time.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: So is there really anything you can't do? You're a musician,
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: a comedian, cosplayer. I'm assuming a skater because I have
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: a theory that anyone that can skateboard with any success,
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: they really can do anything I can.
• 31:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah. I could still kick flip.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, like any any of the friends that were
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: like kind of the better skaters are around the area.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: They're really good at everything, and it's just something I have. So,
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, the variety of the TikTok, which is really
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: cool to see somebody that's just kind of not like
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: one path, like the music, the comedy, everything.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: So really, is there anything you can't do?
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: You can play soccer, Bob and Robots with yourself and
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: still not lose.
• 32:16
  Speaker 8: I can juggle, I can do magic tricks. Yeah. I
• 32:23
  Speaker 8: think it's more of like I'm not I'm not amazing
• 32:25
  Speaker 8: at anything. I just kind of figured out I'm kind
• 32:28
  Speaker 8: of good at everything, like one particular thing, and I'd rather, like,
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: you know, if I could watch a ten minute YouTube video,
• 32:35
  Speaker 8: I'm like, I'm good, you know.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. But it's one of those things and I
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: don't know what it is.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: And maybe somebody should do like an extensive research, because
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: anybody that's really good at skating, if they put their
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: mind to something, they're fucking amazing at.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: That one thing and then they focus.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Like I know a dude locally he's one of the
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: better skaters around, and he's like, I'm gonna learn pool.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Then he won some state titles in pool. Then he
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: was like, I'm gonna arm wrestle. Why, and then he
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: started winning stuff in arm wrestling. Like anything this guy does,
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: he's just amazing at.
• 33:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, what we need to do is we need to
• 33:07
  Speaker 8: tell one skateboarder cure cancer and then maybe that you know,
• 33:11
  Speaker 8: I think.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: You're on something, not you, But you don't want that test, right, I.
• 33:15
  Speaker 8: Don't want that test because I only do it kind
• 33:17
  Speaker 8: of good.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: So fair enough, So well, I mean, if you kind
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: of care to cut anyways from that.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: But how many people do you think went.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Dumpster diving at the banks after you did a skit
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: about them throwing all the effective money away?
• 33:31
  Speaker 8: No one?
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: You don't think anybody?
• 33:33
  Speaker 8: I bet you No, No, I don't. I don't know.
• 33:37
  Speaker 8: I mean, so it.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Hasn't watched it.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Go to Markey marks page, find that video, like it
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: and comment on it and be like, I saw this
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: on the Youth, I saw this on the Beard last show.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Because I guarantee you that there's some people that saw that.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: And we're like, so we did a skit. He's he's
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: new to the TikTok, so I try to send them
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: videos every once a while. So we did a skit
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: about how they throw all the defective moneyway, and you
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: know what I mean. This one had a folded corner gone.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: This one had a saying by you know, one of
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: the one of the presidents gone.
• 34:07
  Speaker 8: It had one of them had blood on it, so.
• 34:10
  Speaker 9: Blood from watching TikTok, I think enough people think enough
• 34:14
  Speaker 9: people take that too seriously, and I meaning like what
• 34:19
  Speaker 9: they see on there they take too seriously, and.
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: Uh well, quite frankly COVID nineteen. It's probably made them
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: really really bored. Like people watching the news, they believe.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: All of that.
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: They probably believe everything on TikTok. I guarantee someone on
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: dumpster dive and think they find money.
• 34:33
  Speaker 8: This I mean, like making that, making that video. I mean,
• 34:36
  Speaker 8: this is like the first time that I kind of
• 34:39
  Speaker 8: feel irresponsible about it. I didn't like that. If anybody
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: is listening, do not dive into a bank to look
• 34:47
  Speaker 8: for defective money, because that's not how banks work.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: I don't think they dumpsters, do they.
• 34:54
  Speaker 8: You're gonna have a way better time at a game
• 34:56
  Speaker 8: stop dumpster. I'll tell you that right now.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, heck, you might even have a better time at
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: a make Donald's dumpster if.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: They don't want Chinese food. What's going on, man? How
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: you doing? You're gang actual? He was on the show
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: a little bit ago. You show him some love as well.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: What's up?
• 35:08
  Speaker 8: Man?
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Appreciate you popping in so.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: You have given a ton of advice to people about
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: the ladies, tons of great advice. What is one piece
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: of advice that you would say is maybe not the
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: best or the most important, but something that they should
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: really listen to right.
• 35:26
  Speaker 8: Now, Yo, be be silly, but like, you know, be
• 35:33
  Speaker 8: be kind just yeah, don't I don't know. You always
• 35:37
  Speaker 8: want to always always make your girl laugh always.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: I thought the one was really awesome that kind of
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: set out for me amongst them all, but the one
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: who is like, find a guy who's really good at art,
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: have them do everything like partially, and then you go
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: sit in a maller somewhere with a color pencil and
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: act like you just did that. Some lady or some
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: woman is gonna come talk.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: To you, then it's up to you.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: Like that's just that's one example of of so many
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: videos that he does. Guys, they're they're absolutely amazing and
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: they're true, Like if you're looking for a decent way,
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: you're striking out. Obviously, COVID times is a whole different time.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Get off the tinders, go see the ladies. Go take
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: some of his advice, and if anybody can get a
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: lady with any of his advice, I want you to
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: truly comment on it, tag me in it, because I
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: want to hear more about it, and we'll bring you
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: on the show, or we'll do it live or something.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Just a special edition of how his advice actually got
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: you some that'd be cool, right, you'd be done with
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: that hearing that story.
• 36:40
  Speaker 8: I'd like I I actually I kind of smell a
• 36:44
  Speaker 8: reality show exactly.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: Sure, I kind of smell him, which is terrible. I
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: like to smell the reality show.
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: You could be the Chuck Woolery that was his name, right,
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: the Chuck Woolery of TikTok, the love connection guy of TikTok.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: But the way cooler and younger.
• 37:02
  Speaker 8: Sparks with marks.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Oh it was here.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: You heard it here first, but you can't spell it
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: like the Sparks energy drink. I feel so you'd have
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: to do a play on where I don't know if
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: they go X or chaos.
• 37:14
  Speaker 8: I think it's I think it's X. I don't know,
• 37:16
  Speaker 8: but I do remember, like I mean, back in my
• 37:19
  Speaker 8: day for Loco actually was for Loco, you know, right,
• 37:24
  Speaker 8: I don't think they.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but it was.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: And then you got Bubba Sparks who wasn't even sponsored
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: by Sparks wasn't good enough.
• 37:34
  Speaker 8: I have completely erased Bubba Smarks. Sparks from my memory.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: Was like, oh that that guy.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know when I hear words, then they just
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: keep going and then like Fireworks by Katie Perry and
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Sparks and then yeah, Marky Mark's version of Penthouse for them.
• 37:52
  Speaker 8: Mao.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: The Mayo he speak. Yes, they're they're all about.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: So the next thing I kind of wanted to ask
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: you is you had a cool quarantine law going.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: What happened?
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Did you hit day twenty five and then it just
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: kind of fell off? Did you get sick of it?
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: If it's a legal issue, we don't need to kind
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: of talk about it.
• 38:12
  Speaker 8: But uh, I well, I actually I work full time
• 38:17
  Speaker 8: Monday through Friday, and I I I with with TikTok.
• 38:23
  Speaker 8: I was trying to figure out like the algorithm, because
• 38:26
  Speaker 8: it seemed at one point I really did figure it
• 38:28
  Speaker 8: out because it was like, you know, I don't want
• 38:32
  Speaker 8: to say like shadow banning is the real thing, because
• 38:34
  Speaker 8: you know, TikTok might be listening, but but it would
• 38:37
  Speaker 8: it would be to where my amount of followers match
• 38:40
  Speaker 8: like the views or like at least like that, I
• 38:43
  Speaker 8: would try and figure out the time I uploaded or
• 38:45
  Speaker 8: the day I uploaded. And I think that if you
• 38:48
  Speaker 8: are releasing a video every if you're raised three videos
• 38:51
  Speaker 8: a day, which I I could never do that, I
• 38:54
  Speaker 8: wouldn't want to do that. I mean, unless you're lip
• 38:57
  Speaker 8: syncing or doing If you are doing an original and
• 39:00
  Speaker 8: you can create three videos a day, good luck you
• 39:03
  Speaker 8: know that, and props to you. So so I kind
• 39:07
  Speaker 8: of I stepped back to see if I could get
• 39:10
  Speaker 8: a change and stuff to where I could release something
• 39:13
  Speaker 8: and work work hard on it and then release it
• 39:15
  Speaker 8: and then like you know, the by the time of
• 39:18
  Speaker 8: the day or the analytics or matching it up like that.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: So yeah, and that's kind.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Of the whole fun in it with you know what
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, you kind of get on a roll, you're
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: like I got this figured out, and then you're like, shit, no, no, no,
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: I don't. And that's the whole guessing game behind it all.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: And I think there's some people back back there on
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: TikTok that just laugh there like yeah, this because everybody
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: there's so many people in there like this is how
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: you do it, and they go confident and then everybody's
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: chasing those views and follows they do exactly what you say,
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Like you can do a funny skit about this is
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: exactly and then they would just follow it and it
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: could be completely bogused. But I bet you you've got
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: a lot of people doing it, just like Chason Dumpster's
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: at a bank.
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:54
  Speaker 8: Well, I mean it's like it's like with with the
• 39:57
  Speaker 8: Beauty Mode thing that I did. Ye countless people use
• 40:02
  Speaker 8: Jessica Alba used my voice in her TikTok, which is
• 40:05
  Speaker 8: the closest I'll ever get to being in Jessica Alba's mouth.
• 40:08
  Speaker 8: Like that's that's as close as it's gonna get. That's
• 40:11
  Speaker 8: pretty good though, And yeah, so when I whenever I
• 40:16
  Speaker 8: hear that audio, I'm literally like, man, this is this
• 40:20
  Speaker 8: is the dumbest thing that I've ever done, and you
• 40:23
  Speaker 8: people just love it.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, But then I like, you should put that on
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: a resume. I was practically and had Jesscalba.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: What you're trying to get a job for? That could
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: be really good?
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: It doesn't if you're being hired by the right person,
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: They're going to see that and be like, oh, you
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: you want to start tomorrow?
• 40:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, No, I'll work on something that's like I'm like, yeah,
• 40:44
  Speaker 8: this is like, this took me a lot of work,
• 40:45
  Speaker 8: Like I did a lot of time, and somebody should
• 40:48
  Speaker 8: sitting behind a desk like no one's gonna see that.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, you just put in how many hours you
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: do this thing that's dumb and everybody's gonna love it
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: because it's Yeah.
• 41:02
  Speaker 8: I also think that we're all kind of ready to
• 41:06
  Speaker 8: social media distance.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because well, yeah, it's been been several months and yeah,
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: I agree hundred percent. What is what's your thoughts, uh,
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: speaking of how TikTok and the behind the scenes of
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: the weirdness, what's your thought on the trends? How do
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: you feel about TikTok trends? Is there any that you
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: might have enjoyed, like even if you didn't partake, but
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: when you were like, all right, this one's kind.
• 41:33
  Speaker 8: Of cool, well yeah, I mean, like especially with like
• 41:36
  Speaker 8: the earlier TikTok and how like things used to operate
• 41:40
  Speaker 8: in the trends At the time, you're like, oh my god,
• 41:44
  Speaker 8: I'm so ready for this to be over. But then
• 41:46
  Speaker 8: like the new stuff, the new new happens and you're like,
• 41:49
  Speaker 8: oh man, I would give anything to have the old
• 41:52
  Speaker 8: stuff back because.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, some of the new stuff doesn't make sense. It's
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: just like weird little dances to weird music.
• 42:00
  Speaker 8: And I think it's cool though when people take it,
• 42:03
  Speaker 8: take a trend and they make it into like like
• 42:06
  Speaker 8: something that actually, like really is talent and just.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like I forget the guy's name and I want
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: to feel like such a jerk. But the white down Challenge, like,
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: some of those were kind of cool. And there was
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: the wind dude that did the wipe off but then
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: put his own wrap and cartoon on it.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: That was awesome.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: That was my favorite one. But like you said, to
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: kind of show it. You jump on the trend, you
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: showcase how you are amazing and talented, and then people
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: are just like yeah, over because I can't compete with
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: that ship.
• 42:37
  Speaker 8: So the wipe it Down challenge is pretty cool because
• 42:42
  Speaker 8: with everything you see with like I don't know just
• 42:45
  Speaker 8: the things people would turn it into where it's one
• 42:48
  Speaker 8: thing and then it's another like that that that that's
• 42:51
  Speaker 8: cool right there. But yeah, but if I hear that
• 42:53
  Speaker 8: I don't know what song it is, it's like beach, Yeah,
• 42:58
  Speaker 8: I don't know what I don't know what that song
• 42:59
  Speaker 8: is or whatever.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or just the weird one that gets stuck in
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: my head that I hate is the one where everybody
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: does this weird little dance, you know what I.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: Mean, and then they like it's like a it's like
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: a new Macaraie. Yeah, that one. I think it's Savage
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: Love by Jason Deru.
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: Like other than the copious amounts of like good looking
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: in different women, like that's okay, but the rest of
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: it's like, yeah, you can dance or you can't dance,
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: like who cares?
• 43:32
  Speaker 8: Yep, so, but you can dance if you want to,
• 43:35
  Speaker 8: but you can't leave your.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: Beard behind ever ever. Sold, that's good. We're gonna have
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: to make that into a music video. I'm not gonna
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: dance like they do in that video. You ever seen
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: that video, but.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: We'll put our take on it so it actually makes
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: us looking like we can kind of.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: Do you remember the safety Dance?
• 43:54
  Speaker 9: I remember Biodell Yes, yeah, yes, Biodome say id Tafety dance?
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: Say? Watch it? Watch the say YouTube. The Safety Dance
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: is men men wearing hats, men with them without adds,
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: men without hats. Yeah, and uh, well it's interesting. Let's
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: just say they probably did a lot of drugs before
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: they decided.
• 44:17
  Speaker 8: To make that video. What I mean, like I I
• 44:21
  Speaker 8: honestly think cuz I mean Paul Shore and whatever Baldwin
• 44:25
  Speaker 8: that was, they're not doing anything, so they can definitely
• 44:28
  Speaker 8: make a biodome too.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why wouldn't they bring that back? It'd be really
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: it'd be it'd be like a great time to bring
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: that back. Uh huh COVID biodome. Anybody listening out there
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: that could get a hold of you them. It was
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: maybe our ideas. So maybe we could get an appearance
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: on there. Maybe he could do an original song on there,
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: like on the feature track. I'll buy the vinyl album.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: I'll do the safety dance, He'll do the safety dances.
• 44:53
  Speaker 8: There is there is actually a documentary that I saw
• 44:56
  Speaker 8: the trailer for which is the story of Dome. Real yeah,
• 45:02
  Speaker 8: like the actual, like real life event that took place
• 45:06
  Speaker 8: where a bunch of people locked themselves in an atmosphere.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Did they die? No?
• 45:12
  Speaker 8: But like it's weird, it becomes like a cult. It's
• 45:15
  Speaker 8: like you know, yeah, it's like imagine like the setting
• 45:20
  Speaker 8: of Biodome with like the cast of Tiger King.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: I can picture that and now would probably sadly make
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: for great TV. Watch it and uh yeah, and if
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: anybody wants to make that happen, he's gonna writ He's
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: gonna write some originals and be on the track.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: So you're a music guy obviously into the punk scene.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: So who would you say, are three of your top
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: favorite bands?
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: I mean it's you can't you.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: Can't have actually three favorite I mean, you know what
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, but like three that you kind of find yourself,
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: you know, listening to more.
• 45:56
  Speaker 8: The last thing I was listening to, I was listening to,
• 46:01
  Speaker 8: uh the Chair State by Anti Flag, Nice Alkaline Trio.
• 46:07
  Speaker 8: You know, I usually I usually what I'll do is
• 46:09
  Speaker 8: I'm like, I'll take my favorite bands and I'll just
• 46:11
  Speaker 8: put them on shuffle.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:13
  Speaker 8: Sometimes i'll rock it and chance it when I'll just
• 46:15
  Speaker 8: put my phone on shuffle. But that's like, I mean,
• 46:18
  Speaker 8: that's a whole other story because I don't know if
• 46:20
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna get hardcore wrap or bird sound effects that
• 46:23
  Speaker 8: I use for videos.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be interesting. So if you got any good
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Spotify playlists on the Spotify.
• 46:31
  Speaker 8: Guy right right now, I've been really into the Men singers,
• 46:35
  Speaker 8: if you know, Yeah, I know wreckmand mm hmm.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah nice. Yeah, And I mean this COVID is
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: really killing the shows. You know, much of us. We
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: try to see as many shows. My one buddy, he
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: I don't think there's a show on the whole East coast.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: He doesn't go to I mean, he's saving a lot
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: of money. But it's sad, like, uh, we're we're about
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: what an hour away from Ottawa. So what's awesome is
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: a lot of the punk scene. They'll go Toronto to
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Montreal or Montreal Toronto. Ottawa's kind of in the middle.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: So they stop at this kind of dive bar called
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: Club twenty three and you can go and watch like
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: like last year before all this stuff Strum nowt Lagwag
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: and all those guys popped in.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: You can watch them for thirteen dollars Canadian oh wow,
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean, like seventy eight cents.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: And it's such a small venue, like they walk by you,
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: they'll talk with you, you know what I mean. Like
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: the stage is so small, like they're pretty cramped, and
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: they don't always love it. But it's a cool music
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: scene in Ottawa. So if you're ever around there, you
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: gotta you gotta look me up. And we're gonna go
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: to some some cool places and Ottawa. Is that's Starbuck
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: Canada out of Ontario?
• 47:45
  Speaker 8: Oh no, no, yeah we have so we have an Ottawa.
• 47:48
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, Canada. Uh uh, you're from Canada.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: Well we're in New York. We're border town way up north.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: Then so like there's there's a New York a River Canada.
• 48:01
  Speaker 8: Okay, so yeah, I've like is it I've been to
• 48:04
  Speaker 8: Niagara Falls.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's probably what four hours.
• 48:08
  Speaker 8: Fo Okay yeah, so like I'm I'm near Chicago.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so.
• 48:14
  Speaker 8: Ohio, near Columbus. Every year they have this thing called
• 48:18
  Speaker 8: punkin Drublic.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Yes, I was. I was gonna go this year.
• 48:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's or camp anarchy is what it is. Now.
• 48:25
  Speaker 8: The whole No Effects thing happened two years ago when
• 48:28
  Speaker 8: I went, and then No Effects played there last year
• 48:32
  Speaker 8: when I was there, and this year it got canceled.
• 48:35
  Speaker 8: But it's like it's like imagine Coachella but for punks.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this year's this year's setlist was awesome.
• 48:45
  Speaker 8: I love it because it's only like one hundred and
• 48:48
  Speaker 8: thirty bucks for the weekend ticket Coachella. That'd be one
• 48:51
  Speaker 8: thousand dollars right.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:52
  Speaker 8: In the camping pass, you know, you get five friends
• 48:55
  Speaker 8: to go in with you, and it's like ten bucks each.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: I know. I actually I almost bought a camper.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I did or not because of COVID,
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: but dry that thing to Ohio. It's only like an
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: eight hour trip. Yeah, so if that happens again, we're
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: gonna go and we're gonna meet up. I'll split a
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: camping pass with you.
• 49:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, let's go.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're definitely gonna be in so well, you can
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: go to you know, a couple of the guys I
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: hang out, they're all going to So.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be good.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: So obviously you are a comedian, is well, I want you,
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: if you're up for it, to give us kind of
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: one of your go tos, like want to maybe just
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: a quick little uh, a quick little intro or just
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: something that that's gonna make us laugh. No, you don't
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: have to not to.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: Put you on this.
• 49:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah one am my fucking clown or something.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't think.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: And you had the nookie thing plan it's.
• 49:49
  Speaker 8: It's like, uh, I don't know. My go tos are
• 49:51
  Speaker 8: like a mix of I'm constantly like just turning in
• 49:55
  Speaker 8: my head and I'll jot stuff down in my phone
• 49:57
  Speaker 8: or like I'll look at it and I'm just like
• 50:00
  Speaker 8: trying to make sense of something. And then I'll and
• 50:02
  Speaker 8: then I'll go to like open mics and I'll practice it,
• 50:05
  Speaker 8: or I'll try it out here and there, and then
• 50:08
  Speaker 8: I mean, there's some of the bigger shows that I've had,
• 50:10
  Speaker 8: I've opened up for like Party Boy and Steve O
• 50:13
  Speaker 8: from Jackass their shows, Randy and mister Leahy from Trailer
• 50:17
  Speaker 8: Park Boys, I opened for them, Creed Bratton from the Office,
• 50:22
  Speaker 8: and yeah, I don't know. I mean, I've written a
• 50:26
  Speaker 8: couple of of jokes.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: And so if you ever come to coast, you know,
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: farther east coast, you know what I mean, maybe you
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: know anywhere in New York, Boston, you go anywhere that way,
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: let us know, you know all this stuff. We love
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: to travel because we're used to traveling. Like just to
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: go to a somewhat city for us as about a
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: two or three hour drive.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: We're an hour away from the nearest mall.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's not a very big mall. So we're
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: used to traveling. So I mean, yeah, we're definitely down.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: We want to come and support you, and.
• 50:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, where's your maybe, Yeah, No, that's I mean, like
• 51:00
  Speaker 8: that's uh, I don't know. I mean, I'm not like,
• 51:03
  Speaker 8: I'm not a big guy. I'm not a very confrontational person.
• 51:05
  Speaker 8: But like when I'm on stage and like I will
• 51:09
  Speaker 8: tear you apart. I don't care if you're a ninety
• 51:11
  Speaker 8: year old.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: Moment, you know, there's a couple of things I probably
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: always trigger you. And people love to see that kind
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: of like let's go after that dick in the third row, right,
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: What I mean? People love it makes for TV. You
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: can and you can, you can just come at me.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: It'll be fun. So what's one cool thing about living
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: in Illinois? If anything?
• 51:31
  Speaker 8: I mean, like where I live, it's it's pretty cool
• 51:34
  Speaker 8: because if I go, if I go an hour south,
• 51:39
  Speaker 8: I am like in like the complete country. But then
• 51:43
  Speaker 8: if I go you know, twenty five thirty minutes north,
• 51:47
  Speaker 8: I'm in downtown Chicago.
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  Speaker 3: Nice. So I've been to Chicago.
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: It drove me and my brother drove through it back
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: in two thousand and one hoping to catch a game.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: Both the White Sox and the Cubs were out of town.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: But we did have a beer and.
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  Speaker 8: Uh yeah, yeah, our pizza is the best. They don't
• 52:05
  Speaker 8: make pizza better in any other state, then Chicago.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: Fold pineapple on pizza?
• 52:12
  Speaker 8: Yes or no? No?
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: Yes, guys, so listen, I started a thing that hasn't
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: taken off boy yet, but I started pizza laws like
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: beard laws. Pizza law number one is pineapple doesn't belong
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: on pizza. So little know in facts about me that
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: a lot of people don't know. I own a website
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: this is pineapple no pineapple on pizzas dot com. But
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: I was like, you know what, I'll be fair, So
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: I owned pineapple goes on pizza dot com. But if
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: you go to it, it redirects and pineapple no pineapple
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: on pizza dot com.
• 52:40
  Speaker 8: Quest savage, Yeah, do you like pizza?
• 52:44
  Speaker 7: No?
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: I love pizza. Do you like beer? Love beer? If
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: he's been thinking about this ready, No?
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: If you spilled your beer on the pizza, would you
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: still eat it?
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: Yep, I'd probably heat it. Okay, you spilled your beer
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: on pizza. I like pineapple, separate. I love pizza. If
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: if I have pineapple on a pizza, I'm gonna eat
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: it because do good things.
• 53:07
  Speaker 8: I do have a question about pizza. Do you really
• 53:10
  Speaker 8: like pizza?
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I love it?
• 53:14
  Speaker 8: So would you ever eat a cake pizza, an entire
• 53:20
  Speaker 8: cake pizza. So so hang on, follow me this. You know,
• 53:24
  Speaker 8: a chocolate cake. So like a chocolate cake, but instead
• 53:29
  Speaker 8: of frosting, you have Marnera cheese and pepperoni.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: I can't mix.
• 53:33
  Speaker 8: I can't mix the chocolate loaf, Maranera cheese and pepperoni.
• 53:38
  Speaker 8: Would that be hard to eat? Because honestly, I think
• 53:41
  Speaker 8: it'd be a pizza cake.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: I try it. I have a bike. See what you
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: did there? You lost him for a minute.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: He was really thinking about it, and I was waiting
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: for that.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: That was good either way. I still try it.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Whatever pizza sometimes you yeah, it's just you know, And
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: that's one of the great debates. And there was this
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: whole pizza war on TikTok for a little bit, and
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: I would just it's just I just can't do it.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: I just can't do it. I don't even in in
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: meg NOO's like she's like, oh, let's do a dessert pizza.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: It's still not a goddamn pizza if it's got freaking
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: fruit and all the where's the sauce? Look up the
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: definition of pizza. Nowhere in there does it say fruit fair. Yeah,
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: and that's Tomato, tomatow Bud. Let me see what you
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: did there?
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's up?
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Top three white Sox players. You're a white Sox fan, right?
• 54:36
  Speaker 8: Oh? I thought we were talking to I see the
• 54:38
  Speaker 8: comments coming across the bottom. Yeah, yeah I am. I'm
• 54:42
  Speaker 8: a white Sox fan the South Side, the town that
• 54:45
  Speaker 8: I grew up in, Blue Island, right outside Chicago.
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: So top three white Sox players, your top three, not
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: the top three because that's easy.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: Who are your favorites?
• 54:58
  Speaker 8: Conerko? I mean obviously obviously Frank Thomas, but I was
• 55:04
  Speaker 8: I was also a really bad, really big a Ji fan, because.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: He's a badass, all right.
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: I like that Canerico is is well two or two,
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: two really good years shy of getting decent Hall of
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: Fame credits.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah he was. He was a He was a really
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: good ball player.
• 55:24
  Speaker 8: For I mean, like like Perzinski, everyone's like, oh man,
• 55:27
  Speaker 8: you got punched in the face of the Cubs game.
• 55:29
  Speaker 8: I'm like, yeah, but he was smiling after that.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was. He was a bad dude.
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: And of course, of course Frank Thomas, Frank Thomas the beast.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: He can't and now he's doing testosterone commercials.
• 55:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Frank Thomas.
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:45
  Speaker 8: I mean he was, he was doing testagerone even before
• 55:47
  Speaker 8: the commercials.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: TV.
• 55:53
  Speaker 8: I mean, like, do you guys, do you guys really
• 55:54
  Speaker 8: fun with baseball?
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: Though, I'm.
• 55:58
  Speaker 8: I'll have to I'll have to find the documentary that
• 56:00
  Speaker 8: I watched. It's it's it's all about the MLB and
• 56:03
  Speaker 8: this the steroid thing and like the one doctor that
• 56:06
  Speaker 8: was like juicing everyone, but uh, they are the eugenics
• 56:12
  Speaker 8: or whatever it was called nugens male or it's about
• 56:15
  Speaker 8: that doctor and everybody involved in that. But they tell
• 56:19
  Speaker 8: the story re enacted with children. It is I swear
• 56:26
  Speaker 8: to God, I gotta I gotta find this documentary Instagram.
• 56:30
  Speaker 8: It was because because he talks about like him tanning
• 56:34
  Speaker 8: and being in a tanning bed, and there's like a
• 56:37
  Speaker 8: kid with like goggles and he's like, he's like, what
• 56:39
  Speaker 8: are you doing? What the hell's going on out there?
• 56:41
  Speaker 8: But it's the guy's voice, but a child being like
• 56:47
  Speaker 8: it's on Netflix. It's on Netflix.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: That is great. We're gonna have to watch it.
• 56:51
  Speaker 8: We're gonna love it.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: So so it's getting about that time, so I kind
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: of want to just I'm gonna ask you kind of
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: one more question and then will just kind of give
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: you your time to kind of plug away and just
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: kind of talk about, you know, where they can find
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: you all that good stuff. If any how has TikTok
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: kind of changed your life or your perception, you know,
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: whether your business, if it's helped or hurt or anything.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: And is there any kind of piece of advice that
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: you would leave anybody, whether it be on TikTok, YouTube,
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: comedy scene, music scene, skateboard scene, juggling scene, whatever it is,
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: you can't whatever everything you do.
• 57:26
  Speaker 8: I think, I mean, I definitely it definitely changed me
• 57:29
  Speaker 8: because the internet's like a powerful tool and if you
• 57:33
  Speaker 8: want to if you want to do anything like successful,
• 57:37
  Speaker 8: like if you don't have if you can't navigate the internet,
• 57:40
  Speaker 8: like you're not gonna have a good time. Like it's
• 57:42
  Speaker 8: just different. Like no matter if you're in a band
• 57:44
  Speaker 8: or a comedian or a skater anything, you know, the
• 57:48
  Speaker 8: social media is there to help you or it's gonna
• 57:54
  Speaker 8: it's gonna be the thing that gets you most of
• 57:56
  Speaker 8: the stuff exposure wise, I for the better. I think
• 58:02
  Speaker 8: it's cool that it's like connected me to like so
• 58:05
  Speaker 8: many people and I've been able to meet so many awesome,
• 58:08
  Speaker 8: awesome people, and there's something that I want to do
• 58:14
  Speaker 8: to plug something I I haven't announced it officially, but
• 58:18
  Speaker 8: I'm going to be starting a campaign to help a
• 58:23
  Speaker 8: organization called Brave Space Alliance for I mean, they're they're nationally,
• 58:29
  Speaker 8: but we have one in Chicago that I'm going to
• 58:32
  Speaker 8: reach out to to uh to see if I can
• 58:34
  Speaker 8: use some sort of my platform to help help them
• 58:39
  Speaker 8: with what's going on. I mean, that's I think that
• 58:42
  Speaker 8: uh a big reason why I haven't really I haven't
• 58:47
  Speaker 8: really felt that funny or I haven't really felt like
• 58:53
  Speaker 8: like I should be like acting like nothing's going on.
• 58:57
  Speaker 8: So I I really want, like the platform I have
• 59:00
  Speaker 8: two thousand and thirty followers, I want it to be
• 59:04
  Speaker 8: something more than myself right now and just have it
• 59:08
  Speaker 8: used for something besides me right now.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's awesome.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: There's anything you know that we can do from beard Laws, Yeah,
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: help you succeed in your goal?
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: Please reach out man, and I.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: Know we're going to continue to kind of build a
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: friendship and stay to you know what I mean, state communication.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: But that's the thing, like Beard Laws started because charity works.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: My little brother real quick, he was going through through cancer.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: He beat it.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: Twice, and we were at the cancer center and they
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: had these really small thirteen inch crttvs and he was
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: sitting there one day in the chair and he's like, man,
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: I can't tell if this is an old or new
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: price is right because I can't tell if Drew Carrees
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: fat or not.
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: So right then it was kind of a mission to me.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: We got to replace them, and Beard Laws started to
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: raise money and successfully replaced every TV in the cancer
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: center at that location. And then you know, there's always
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: that like that's kind of what what drives me and
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: motivates me is to to find, you know, charities and
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: stuff that really could use some work. So I'd love
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: I'd love to help anyway.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 8: We got that, Yeah, But you know, Drew Carrey is
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 8: kind of like a like like our white male Oprah,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 8: you know, to where it's like like I don't even
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 8: recognize Drew carry if I saw him on the street
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 8: anymore because because.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: He's wearing a mask. That's the thing.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: Out of these celebrities, they're probably loving the ship. They
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: can go wherever they want, they can go shopping, they
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: gotta wear a mask. Nobody knows who they are.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 8: They go to Comic Con, too, and they wear the
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 8: true I'm starting it right now, Beard Laws, we're gonna
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 8: do charity and we're gonna donate a bunch of money
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 8: and we h we reached the goal and Beard Laws
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 8: is gonna cut their beards off. You heard it here
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 8: first everyone, they're gonna find.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: The one thing that's not true in that statement leaders
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: one of the other.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 8: Maybe I'll grow I'll grow a.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: Beard, like maybe grow the beard until you hit the goal.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: And then if you're a little bit short, and then
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: you're like, all right, left live auction. How much will
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: it take for me to shave it? Because you don't
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: mind shaving it? And then they gets you over the that's.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 8: Good, Okay. One better when I did I did the
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 8: I did the mohawk for no kids hungry right during
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 8: during quarantine. I'm gonna re cut and shave the mohawk,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 8: but I'm gonna have it cut into a man bun.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 8: And I'm going to walk around and document my life
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 8: with a man as a man bun and see what
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 8: that's like.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: Someone else following you when you get beat.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 8: Up and live as one of them.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: I tell you said it was one better live as
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: one of them?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: Oh I thought. I thought, Okay, I met one one
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 8: more different, difficult.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: You want to say harder, but we are out prepared
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: for about four other jokes there, so smooth it make says, no,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: don't you dare shape?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: How long is your hawk?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 8: I mean it's it's not that long. I can I
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 8: could send in.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: It's a lot, god damn longer than mine. Yeah, it's
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: longer than mine too, like yeah, like mine.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: Mine is grayish green now, but it was blue but
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: I had I had my COVID nineteen mohawk and Mike
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: because my kids wanted me to and I was up
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: to I don't know I was up to there.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: But it's all growing. I gotta get a cut. But
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna keep the mohawk.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: We're gonna we're gonna do that backstage. We're gonna cut
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: his hair into a better moha.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: Oh good. All right.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: So so yeah, this is the time you you know
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: what you got going on for there, I'm gonna I'm
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: gonna feature on the big screen, tell everybody what you
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: want them to hear, where they can find you, what
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: you got going on, what you have upcoming, everything. It's
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: your time to shine. Shameless plug of the day plug
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: a way. Just just please refrain from the buck plugs
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: until Yeah. No, but anything else is cool.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 8: All right, I'll do it. Hey, please help me. I've
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 8: been trapped with beard loss for eighteen days and I
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 8: don't know what to do anymore. Somebody please help me
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 8: because I'm not supposed to be here and I miss
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 8: everyone and I miss my mom and they will not
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 8: let me go. So please, somebody do something that was fun.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 8: I enjoyed, uh, hanging out doing stuff, and uh, I
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 8: hope that people enjoyed it. If you want to go,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 8: follow me on TikTok. It's Marky Marx one word m
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  Speaker 3: I did it backwards on your plug in the bottoms.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 8: No, no, all good? But yeah, I I don't know.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 8: I'm just I'm just chilling. I'm ready for, ready for
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 8: I don't know, fuck it. Twenty twenty one is going
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 8: to be my ear. Twenty twenty two is going to
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 8: be my ear because twenty twenty one probably won't be
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 8: good either. But what's what's uh, let's fixed shiit? What's
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 8: le's make make shit? Uh coolam, Hell yeah, man, what
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 8: do you?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: What do you?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: What's the first thing you you're gonna do that you
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: can't do now? When everything like opens up, you know,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: when everything goes it goes back to normal whatever.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 8: I don't know. Uh, the skate parks, frisbee golf course.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: I want to.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 8: Riot Fest. I really hope they have riot Fest.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: I think we have direct flights to Chicago, don't we
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: out out of here? Yes?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: All right, so we're gonna take a direct flight. We're
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: gonna do We're gonna do the show, We're gonna do
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: some frisbee golf. We're gonna come hang out when we can.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I actually, I mean I have some
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 8: Southwest points too. I've never I've never been to New
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 8: York City. I've been in New York one time, and
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 8: it was to West Point for a graduation when I
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 8: was in kindergarten.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're eight hours from New York City. But I
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: don't drunk on a training com So you've been to
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: Niagara Falls, you said.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 8: Right, yeah, okay, So like I've passed through like Boston
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 8: and been to Niagara Falls.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: Okay, So you went down through ninety you went through Syracuse, yeah,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: Syracuse and then drive two hours.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: Right up the closest city.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 8: So do you know, do you know Rodney? Then I do?
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: Who doesn't, Oh Rodney, little guy he is.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: But yeah, so we're either. I'm dead serious. I'll come
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: to Chicago anytime. I'd love to go and hang out.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: I've only been to the airport or if you ever,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: we have where we go. We got direct flights, you
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: go from there to here.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: You can come out. We got a state park. Yeah.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 8: No, if you never if you've never seen the city
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 8: of Chicago, it's it's it's it's a beautiful city.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: And I'm gonna deem you my tour guide. So about
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: your luck.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: Huh but no, seriously, seriously, man, we can't thank you
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: enough for taking the time hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed it.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: We had a great, great time. Uh yeah, thanks.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 8: Man, Yeah, thanks for having me.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: Well, uh well we'll chat a little later. And uh,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: guys go follow him everywhere, don't. I can't apparently type things,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: but it's Marky Marks Official on the Instagram and Marky
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: Marks all one word on TikTok and uh.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: Gonna be big things for him. Twenty twenty two is
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: gonna be.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: His year, but the build up until hits his year's
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: gonna be a great time. So we can't thank you
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: enough for joining us.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: And uh, thanks again, man, we'll chat, we'll chat later.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: I did all right, have a good one man? Yeah,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: thank you?
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: All right, everybody good. That's that was a great show.
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