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U.S. Halts Asylum Decisions | Air Travel in Pajamas · The Bill Handel Show

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  Speaker 1: You're listening to Bill Handle on demand from KFI AM
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  Speaker 2: Bill Handle here on a December one, Monday Tomorrow Pastathon.
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  Speaker 1: C love to see you there.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, the shooting of these two, these two service members,
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  Speaker 2: National Guard members in Washington, d C. One of which
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  Speaker 2: unfortunately died by this Afghani national and the politics of
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  Speaker 2: this have become extraordinary. First of all, this guy was
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  Speaker 2: granted asylum this year under the Trump administration. Came in
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  Speaker 2: on an asylum decision or requested asylum. And just here
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  Speaker 2: are the politics, okay, is that the Trump administration granted
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  Speaker 2: the asylum. The Biden administration let him in. I think
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  Speaker 2: it was twenty twenty two under a program that Biden
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  Speaker 2: has that people, especially in Afghanistan who worked for the
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  Speaker 2: CIA in this case should be brought in because they
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  Speaker 2: were our allies and they're going to be killed by
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  Speaker 2: the Taliban if we bring up.
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  Speaker 1: We don't bring him in.
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  Speaker 2: So we asked for asylum, and so the attacks are crazy.
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  Speaker 2: The administration is saying that it was Biden who allowed
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  Speaker 2: him in. The detractors of the administration are saying, but
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  Speaker 2: you granted him asylum.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, I'm not hearing.
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  Speaker 2: And by the way, the Trump administration is saying nothing
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  Speaker 2: about the granting of the asylum, only that Biden let
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  Speaker 2: him in, and the other side goes the other way.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm not hearing.
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  Speaker 2: And I think it's an easy, fairly easy defense for
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  Speaker 2: the Biden for the Trump administration to make, and that
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  Speaker 2: is it was Biden that did the vetting, the allowance
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  Speaker 2: of this guy, this twenty nine year old Afghani Afghani national,
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  Speaker 2: the vetting and the decision was made at under the
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  Speaker 2: Biden administration.
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  Speaker 1: All we did was okay it.
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  Speaker 2: We took the information, we took the vetting, and we
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  Speaker 2: granted the asylum based on that past decision. What we
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  Speaker 2: did is procedural. I'm not hearing that, and for me,
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  Speaker 2: that's a real defense. But that seems to be this
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  Speaker 2: beside the point. And here's what the administration said, and
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  Speaker 2: here's the part this controversial, controversial. All Afghani nationals coming
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  Speaker 2: into this country done, those granted asylum, granting of any
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  Speaker 2: visa has done. The ones that are here vetted and
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  Speaker 2: who have been granted or the asylum is pending, and
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  Speaker 2: there's a huge backlog that has to be looked at,
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  Speaker 2: and those are going to be looked at and quite
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  Speaker 2: possibly be denied because the administration the US can deny
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  Speaker 2: visas that have already been issued.
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  Speaker 1: One Afghani.
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  Speaker 2: Killing two killing a serviceman member, as horrific as that is,
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  Speaker 2: that indicates that Afghani's in and of themselves are a
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  Speaker 2: dangerous group of people. And we now have seventy six
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  Speaker 2: thousand of these people from Afghanistan who are looking at
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  Speaker 2: their visas being revoked, who are in the United States,
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  Speaker 2: which again the government can do, and none of them
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  Speaker 2: will be allowed in. And so let me give you
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  Speaker 2: an example. That's one out of seventy six thousand. Right now,
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  Speaker 2: there are two hundred and seventy seven thousand students from
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  Speaker 2: China on student visas, which the administration, any administration, can
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  Speaker 2: revoke instantly. What happens if one Chinese national kills a
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  Speaker 2: police officer? Does that mean that all these visas are revoked?
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  Speaker 2: Now there are some differences. One is we're talking student
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  Speaker 2: visa versus asylum visas. But the point is made and
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  Speaker 2: why is that the case? Well, because Afghanistan is not China.
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  Speaker 2: Keep in mind that we allow students from Saudi Arabia.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, there's no issue because Saudi Arabia is a
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  Speaker 2: true ally of the United States in that part of
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  Speaker 2: the world.
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  Speaker 1: You know the nine to eleven crowd.
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  Speaker 2: You know those terrorists were from Saudi Arabia, And so
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  Speaker 2: do you stop all Saudis from coming in? Of course not,
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  Speaker 2: because this is just totally rent with politics here. And further,
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  Speaker 2: the administration said We're going to look at visas of
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  Speaker 2: all kinds coming in from poor nations. They stopped that,
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  Speaker 2: by the way, And I don't know what a poor
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  Speaker 2: nation is at this point. I know Afghanistan is a
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  Speaker 2: poor nation. Pursuahich what the administration is saying. And so
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  Speaker 2: this isn't a complete uproar because what point do you
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  Speaker 2: say even having granted asylum, the administration is trying to
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  Speaker 2: revoke that, or said it is going to revoke that,
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  Speaker 2: and of course that's going to go to the courts.
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  Speaker 2: Who knows if that's going to be upheld or not.
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  Speaker 2: And it's scary stuff, you know. You know what the
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  Speaker 2: first thing I thought of when I heard about this
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  Speaker 2: and the removal of these visas, how far does this go?
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  Speaker 2: I'm a naturalized US citizen. I was not born in
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  Speaker 2: the US. And if a naturalized US citizen commits some
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  Speaker 2: horrific crime, does that mean all of us are being
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  Speaker 2: looked at? I don't know the answer to that. You know,
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't that be a while? Can you imagine me doing
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  Speaker 2: this show from.
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  Speaker 1: Some Paulo Brazil come a by the way, I want you?
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  Speaker 2: Uh and uh Neil come of ustead through the wing
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  Speaker 2: boom boom boone. But it was what I said, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so uh as as I'm joking around, Uh it is
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  Speaker 2: is it a question of overreach? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I think so. Uh.
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  Speaker 2: Is it a question of uh highly vetting these people
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  Speaker 2: where the administration said that the vetting didn't take place, well, uh,
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  Speaker 2: the folks on the other side are saying this was
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  Speaker 2: these guys were heavily vetted before being allowed in. And
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  Speaker 2: also the administration saying this was a terrorist act. Don't
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  Speaker 2: know yet if it was, it could be just a
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  Speaker 2: guy who wasn't politics, just hated any kind of police
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  Speaker 2: force that mean terrorists.
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  Speaker 1: If I go and shoot a cop, is that a
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  Speaker 1: terrorist act? Or is it just I'm shooting a cop?
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  Speaker 1: As horrible as that is. And I'm a big of
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  Speaker 1: the death penalty.
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  Speaker 2: I think anybody that shoots a police officer in the
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  Speaker 2: line of duty should be zapped, done finished, not even
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  Speaker 2: lethal injection, because that's not nearly entertaining enough.
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  Speaker 1: So the politics is this.
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  Speaker 2: Is going to go on and on, and we're going
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  Speaker 2: to see something that appears to be fairly certainly not trivial,
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  Speaker 2: but fairly simple, which I think this is a simple
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  Speaker 2: case of straight out murder against a police officer.
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  Speaker 1: Does it go.
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  Speaker 2: To knock out visas for every afghany two hundred seventy
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  Speaker 2: six thousand of them. Do you redo the vetting process
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  Speaker 2: when it's argued that it's the vetting is already being
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  Speaker 2: done rigorously.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know the answer.
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  Speaker 2: I do know that I'm carrying my naturalization papers around
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  Speaker 2: that I know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm carrying mine too, and I don't even have them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that's true. Well you have a passport, don't you.
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  Speaker 3: I do, but it says carry eve Cono on it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: there you go, carry that one around all right.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, a story about AI and how AI is changing
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  Speaker 2: how we shop for the holidays and what does that mean? Well,
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  Speaker 2: you got the major retailers and tech companies are offering
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  Speaker 2: sort of updated, new AI tools and time for the
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  Speaker 2: shopping season, and it's about giving consumers US guys an
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  Speaker 2: easier gift buying experience and themselves an augmented share of
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  Speaker 2: online spending.
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  Speaker 1: And what does that mean?
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  Speaker 2: Well, Walmart, Amazon, Google, and what they're doing, among us
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  Speaker 2: others is providing personalized product recommendation, tracking prices, and placing
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  Speaker 2: orders through unscripted conversations with customers. You, for example, look
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  Speaker 2: at an item and you know your credit card is
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  Speaker 2: already on file with even one of these AI providers,
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  Speaker 2: and you're asking. You're saying, I work with or I
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  Speaker 2: have a child and I want to give a reasonable present,
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  Speaker 2: and the conversation starts.
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  Speaker 1: You know, how close are you? What? What are their hobbies?
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  Speaker 1: What you know?
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  Speaker 2: How how important is it? That they engage in their sports.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to help them out? And then boom,
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  Speaker 2: the products are all there ready to go. So what
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  Speaker 2: I did is I asked, what is a reasonable bonus
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  Speaker 2: for employees that's us if I want to give a bonus,
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  Speaker 2: If I were to give a bonus and chat GPT
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  Speaker 2: in this case, a reasonable bonus depends on the role, industry,
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  Speaker 2: company sized performance expectation. But here are some solid realistic
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  Speaker 2: benchmarks on hourly entry level employees. One hundred to five
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  Speaker 2: hundred dollars flat holiday business ha, like that's gonna happen.
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  Speaker 2: Two to five percent of annual pay for performance. Now
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  Speaker 2: do mid level employees? Do we have any mid level
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  Speaker 2: employees that work.
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  Speaker 1: On this show?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think so, because this is I'm asking for
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  Speaker 2: my If I were to give a holiday bonus, this
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  Speaker 2: would be it. Mid level employees five to ten percent
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  Speaker 2: of annual salary. Come on, guys, literally, you're gonna do that?
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  Speaker 1: Huh?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, oh, let me ask, Let me ask. All right,
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  Speaker 2: this transcribing. I'm just starting to use chat GPT, hate chat.
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  Speaker 1: Never mind. Okay, so much for that. And anyway, there's
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  Speaker 1: a software come a salesforce.
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  Speaker 2: One of the biggest software companies out there that talks
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  Speaker 2: about sales estimated that AI would influence seventy three billion
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  Speaker 2: dollars twenty two percent of all global sales in.
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  Speaker 1: One way or the other. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: AI, And that's from the Tuesday before Thanksgiving, which is
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  Speaker 2: last week through Monday after the holidays. Seventy three billion
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  Speaker 2: dollars or twenty two percent.
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  Speaker 1: And that's way way up.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's another reason how and why you've got AI
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  Speaker 2: getting involved in everything, anything, and real quickly before we bail,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to do a little survey, Amy, what do
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  Speaker 2: you use AI for?
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  Speaker 3: When I Google search it it kind of automatically does
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  Speaker 3: it right now?
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  Speaker 1: But other than that, I'm still too scared of it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: And do you use AI putting shows together that sort
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  Speaker 1: of thing? No? I don't use it for work at all.
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  Speaker 1: I use personals.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh interesting, because it's you know, working.
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  Speaker 2: I did some things about working this morning, and I've
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  Speaker 2: already forgotten completely what they were. You know, what I
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  Speaker 2: should do is what can you do to help you remember?
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  Speaker 2: Let me see if I can do that too. Here
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  Speaker 2: we go, Hey, chat, what is a good way to
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  Speaker 2: help memory.
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  Speaker 1: Transcribing? Here we go? Here, we go.
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  Speaker 2: I had it talked to me, but I don't know
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  Speaker 2: how to do that. Here's simple, use space repetition. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I do that. I repeat everything fourteen times right, review
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  Speaker 2: information at increasing intervals. I don't say don't use AI
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  Speaker 2: because AI serves as your memory.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's no, it doesn't. It's a good thing.
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  Speaker 2: Write things down by hand. That's all I know. I
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  Speaker 2: don't type. Use the memory palace technique. Imagine a familiar place,
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  Speaker 2: your house, place items you want inside to remember it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Actors and memory champion champions swear by this. Teach the
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  Speaker 2: info of someone else, support your brain physically, remove distractions.
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  Speaker 2: Use little memory tricks like, for example, to memorize what
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  Speaker 2: Neil says, I use the word boring, repetitive, useless information.
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  Speaker 3: I use Alzheimer's forgetful, used to be, has been, things
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  Speaker 3: like that.
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  Speaker 2: You know, we should have an AI off between the
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  Speaker 2: two of us. Well, Monday morning, December one, and coming
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  Speaker 2: up by tomorrow, I'm going to remind you about this
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  Speaker 2: is our fifteenth annual KFI Pasta Thon, so we start
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  Speaker 2: to stop talking about it.
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  Speaker 1: Tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: It's Giving Tuesday, and we are going to be at
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  Speaker 2: the Anaheim White House that we KFI all of us,
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  Speaker 2: all of the broadcasters.
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  Speaker 1: It's on Anaheim Boulevard.
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  Speaker 2: It's about a Katerina's Club now providing more than twenty
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  Speaker 2: five thousand meals every week to kids in need, and
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  Speaker 2: without you, it just doesn't happen. It's that simple. And
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  Speaker 2: please come out tomorrow. And here's a couple of ways
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  Speaker 2: that you can donate. Any Wendy's restaurant in Southern California.
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  Speaker 2: Donate five dollars or more, get a pook A coupon
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  Speaker 2: book worth far more than that, any of the eleven
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  Speaker 2: Southern California Wildfork Foods location, and just say KFI Pastathon.
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  Speaker 2: It's all you have to say, and fifteen percent of
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  Speaker 2: the purchase will be donated at Katerina's Club. You must
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  Speaker 2: say KFI Pastathon at checkout. You cannot say bill is
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  Speaker 2: an ass, you cannot say handle is a dick.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot do that. You have to say pastathon at checkout.
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  Speaker 2: We're not going to make any money, yes that's true,
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  Speaker 2: and you can come tomorrow. We'd love to have you
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  Speaker 2: come tomorrow and donate. There also covering also collecting pasta
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  Speaker 2: and sauce, which we do every year. Last year we
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  Speaker 2: raised I don't know what one hundred well, yeah, one
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  Speaker 2: hundred pounds of pasta and sauce plus one point three
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  Speaker 2: million dollars is extraordinary. There's also a giving machine charity
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  Speaker 2: kiosk around. There are four locations in southern California, Hunt
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  Speaker 2: and Beach Pier, Tyler Mall and Riverside, San Clementy Outlets,
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  Speaker 2: Old Town San Diego. And these are kios where you
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  Speaker 2: literally just donate. You put in your card and there
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  Speaker 2: are four charities to choose from, and we're asking you
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  Speaker 2: to give to Katerina's Club. Not that the other charities
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  Speaker 2: aren't valuable charities and do good work.
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  Speaker 1: They don't.
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  Speaker 2: Katerina's Club is the one we ask you to go to.
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  Speaker 2: And we're all going to be there except for Kno
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  Speaker 2: and come on by, say hello. It starts at five
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  Speaker 2: o'clock and you will see a copy which we always
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  Speaker 2: bring up, a big copy. We'll put it on an
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  Speaker 2: easel of my contract, the addendum, and it talks about
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  Speaker 2: real jew bagels because I insist on that.
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  Speaker 1: And they'll be cream cheese, and they'll be pastries, etc.
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  Speaker 1: And you're gonna come by and see see the broadcast
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  Speaker 1: and we're going from five am to eight pm tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: I always look forward to it because I really get
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  Speaker 2: it in it. I really get into it with listeners.
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  Speaker 2: There will also be arms security there. You will see Dana,
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  Speaker 2: who is our arms security, who will be standing next
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  Speaker 2: to me quite often. If you come up to me
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  Speaker 2: a couple of things. If you're shaking hands, do it
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  Speaker 2: very very slowly, otherwise Dana will shoot you. Also if
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  Speaker 2: you say anything that is particularly offensive to me. I
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  Speaker 2: turned to Dana, I go shoot them in the heart.
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  Speaker 2: It has not yet happened, but it should. Neil will
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  Speaker 2: be there telling Dana to shoot in my direction, and
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  Speaker 2: you can just say hello, Okay, back we go, and
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  Speaker 2: their bids are there. Go to KFI AM six forty
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  Speaker 2: dot com slash pastapon and.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see how much people bid for stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Oh and Angel Martinez, she has the Nazi sandals all
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  Speaker 2: right now travel when I have. And this actually happened
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  Speaker 2: to me, and I was stunned. So my family went
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Remember where we went, to Las Vegas or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: And my daughter Pamela shows up in pajamas to get
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  Speaker 2: on the airplane. Pajamas right. I go to her apartment
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  Speaker 2: and she is going to go to the store. Dad,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to go to the store. She doesn't get
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  Speaker 2: out of her pajamas to go. I go, what the
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  Speaker 2: hell is that about? Well, that translates directly into pajamas
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  Speaker 2: on airplanes, and what the hell's happened?
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  Speaker 1: Look at how crazy it is.
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  Speaker 2: Look at any view any film back in the fifties
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  Speaker 2: and in the forties and thirties, you'll notice that the
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  Speaker 2: men all wore ties and coats, and they wore hats,
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  Speaker 2: and the women wore dresses, and it was considered something
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  Speaker 2: very special to fly.
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  Speaker 1: The food was actually pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: The chairs were nice size, the seats, there was a
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  Speaker 2: leg room. If I'm going back to Brazil decades ago,
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  Speaker 2: and what they have in Brazil is something called Punche Area,
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  Speaker 2: which is called the Skybridge, and it's all the airlines
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  Speaker 2: sharing flights from some Polo to Rio and it didn't
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  Speaker 2: matter what airline you were on. It was one hour
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  Speaker 2: and it's about an hour flight get LA to San Francisco,
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  Speaker 2: for example. The seats were as big as recliner seats,
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  Speaker 2: and they had curtains on the windows.
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  Speaker 1: And literally, I mean you had all the room in
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  Speaker 1: the world you.
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  Speaker 2: Think flying has changed, You think so. So there is
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  Speaker 2: a story in the Atlantic where a flying buff, a
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  Speaker 2: guy who writes about flying. He's known as one of
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  Speaker 2: the experts, and he says, you know how we fix it, says,
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  Speaker 2: the crazy flying that we do is not the fact
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  Speaker 2: that you're jammed in there like sardines, or they give
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  Speaker 2: you pretzels on a transatlantic flight, or everybody's dressed like pigs.
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  Speaker 2: You're crammed into these flights, and the stewardesses, both male
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  Speaker 2: and female stewardesses, are charging.
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  Speaker 1: You, are treating you like you are one.
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  Speaker 2: Of a thousand people. You know what the answer is,
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  Speaker 2: We go back to dressing up. We go back to
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  Speaker 2: wearing a coat and tie and wearing dresses. They didn't
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  Speaker 2: have overhead bins in those days. What they did is
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  Speaker 2: they had nets above the seats where all you could
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  Speaker 2: put is a coat and a hat in there. And today,
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  Speaker 2: of course, you have overhead bins where you put all
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  Speaker 2: of your luggage in. It's a very different way of flying.
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  Speaker 2: So what happens, I'm going to extrapolate this, So, what
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  Speaker 2: happens when you take the flying experience that is horrible.
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  Speaker 1: And you dress up.
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  Speaker 2: And you go ahead and dress in a coat and
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  Speaker 2: tie and dresses depending on your sexual orientation.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what ends up happening.
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  Speaker 2: You're still crammed like crazy, like sardines. You can't move
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  Speaker 2: your seat seat, there is no pitch, you have no
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: leg room, there is no food. You get on and
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: off the airplane. You're waiting for hours and hours.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: However, you are well dressed. That's important.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: And so the argument is if you go back to
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: being dressed the way they used to dress.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: And that's the other thing.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: When I went and I took that flight from some
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Paulo to Rio, and I'm talking about when I was very,
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: very young.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: It was I think in the early sixties, people did
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: dress up. They did.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: It was a very different kind of experience. It used
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: to be that going on airplanes, taking a flight was
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: an experience as opposed to being a horrible experience, which
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: it used to be.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: So we go back to those days. I don't even know.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Do I have you Neil, do you have a suit
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: other than the suit you wore at my wedding?
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Do you even own a suit?
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: I own about eight suits and three tuxedos.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, come on, no, I do I have.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: A skinny tuxiedo, which is my expensive one.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: What do you use?
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: I have a.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: And then I have a fat tuxiedo. What do you well?
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Now it's it.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: And then you have to get an extra large, extra
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: extra large taxedo because the fat taxedo doesn't work anymore.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: So why do you have all those suits and tuxedos?
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: What is that about?
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: The tuxedos are because I am C and I host
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: things and I invited to speak at a lot of
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: cool things. And then the suits are I used to
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: love wearing suits. It's not as fun when you're fat.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: But I have four suits that fit me now, you know.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: When I AMC events also asked to speak at events,
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: I always ask for the lectern you know you speak from.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: I always ask for one that is it's not on
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: spindles so you can't see so behind it. And the
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: reason I do that is so I can continue to
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: wear shorts, which I do at those.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Only hiring suit. Pardon you have a blue suit. Actually
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: that's not true. I have three suits.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Wow, I own three suits now some of them are
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: twenty five years old, no kidding, So anyway, why is that?
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: We're done with that? And Neil we're nearly.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: Made the same year as your wife.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, ah Neil, Neil Neil.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: By the way, if you come tomorrow to Pastathon and
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: you think this goes on between us on the air,
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: you should hear what happens between That's the kind of
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: stuff that the FCC would take us off the air
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: in about two seconds.
• 23:28
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• 23:33
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