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79. The Movies of 1993 · Notable Nostalgia

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I'm Ali, I'm Andy, I'm Jeff, and I'm Mariha. And this
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is notable in nostalgia. Hello nostalgian nerds. I got Andy and Jeff with
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me today, and today we're discussing our top three movies from nineteen ninety three.
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I would say that this is quite possibly the biggest year in movies of
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the decade. Yeah, I think overall it was, but for personal like
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Andy, well, yes, I don't know, there's like four or five
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really good ones, but I don't know other than those like four or five,
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I was like, I don't know. I was like making a list
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of like just notable films, like things that I've either seen or definitely have
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heard of. And it's a big list. And not to mention some of
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the movies that we're gonna mention today, we've done like four or five different
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episodes just dedicated on those topics. Yeah, So afterwards, I was going
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to say, there's a few movies that I actually didn't put on my list
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because we've gone so in depth with them that I thought, yeah, I
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think people that listen probably know how I feel about that movie already. So
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yeah, there's two I didn't put on there that would have been all right,
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wait, should we do honorable mentions now or laid us? We can,
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we can do those at maybe after we do our picks and then Yeah,
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my honorable mentions list is pretty When I was doing my list, I
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was like, it was so easy for me. It was like being being
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They're not the greatest movies in the world, but they're just like the most
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nostalgic for me. Interesting, Like I was like, Okay, that's it,
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that's it, that's it. It was. It was easy, breezy.
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When we do our notable mentions, we should all do it at the
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same time. Though. Yeah, yeah, I mean two of my top
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three are are my top ten of all time. Oh yes, it is
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a big year of all time. I'm serious. Yeah, Holy mackerel.
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Oh it's Tombstone. Huh Tombstone. I don't know we'll see that movie.
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Well I have, I don't think I've actually watched. I don't think I
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actually have. I just hate Build Backston. Yeah, and Ria is here.
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We just tied her up and putt I was listening to the newest released
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UH episode in my car. My window was down, and Ria was talking
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and she said something about doing I wanted to do meth and like the next
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car over was like I had their car window down too. She's the least
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that lady, like she just can't keep it together. Well, I have
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some oscar and some box office stuff. You want to go over it?
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Yeah? Those are always fun, all right, cool? No, just
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like now I'm busy even hear it? That's fine. Uh. Well I
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looked up world box office numbers. Um, I have to imagine you you
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all could figure out what the number one was. Yeah, prehisteria, pre
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hysteria three. Well, obviously it was Jurassic Park. And it outsold the
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number two film ten times over, which is insane. The second film probably
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made I'm guessing about thirty two million. This is worldwide box office. Oh
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and so worldwide Jurassic Park made just under a billion. Jeez, and the
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number two film made two hundred and nineteen million worldwide. That I was actually
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listened to Ken Jennings and he was talking about how Korea, the president of
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Korea in nineteen ninety three realized how much money Jurassic Park made and they go,
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our exports don't make that much money. So then he really started this
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big campaign to start pushing more towards media, and that's why right now there's
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such a big Korean like media sensation. So kind of cool. Is Ken
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Jennings the Jeopardy guy, He's like brilliant. Yeah. Is he married?
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He is? Is he lives in Seattle? Oh he's rich. Yeah?
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Before he wasn't though, but he did win two point four million dollars during
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his seventy four seventy two Jeopardy run. That's wild. But he's Mormon,
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so he gave ten percent of the church. I like him less, but
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he's a really cool Mormon. He talks about how the Mormon Church they update
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their church depending on the new leaders. So that's why they're a little more
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inclusive than all the other ones, because whoever takes over it can make some
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changes. I was like, I don't know, I'm not religion scholar,
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but that's what he was saying. Guest, is he going to take over
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eventually of Jeopardy? No Mormon Church? Oh I wish I would if that
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happened. I'm Mormon. The next year, you're converting. As simple as
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that. We'll finishing out the rest of them. The top ones. Number
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two is Missus doubt Fire. Number three was the Fugitive. Number four was
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the Firm, number five, Sleepless in Seattle, Nice number six in Decent
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Proposal, number seven, in the Line of Fire, number eight, the
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Pelican Brief, number nine, Schindler's List, number ten, Cliffhanger. I
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know of all those movies, I did know most of them. Chindler's List
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was fucking intense. It was an intense movie. I'm glad it was just
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a movie. Yeah, yeah, because I could have been a real man.
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Oh that's horrible. Yeah. Uh. Anyways, that's some box office
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top ten oscars. So best picture goes to Schindler's List. Who was it
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up against? You know, uh pause here for a second, because I
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don't know who were the who were the contenders? All right? Like,
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uh so sorry, best Picture? It beat out The Fugitive. In the
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Name of the Father, The Piano, and The Remains of the Day.
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Yeah, no, I've never heard of any of those movies. You've never
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heard of The Fugitive, the Cover where he's running, Yeah, and I
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think from The Simpsons where he goes I told you, I didn't do it.
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I don't care. It's like so similar to Double Jeopardy with Ashley Judd,
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but Tommy Lee Jones plays like the same character in both movies. I
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think I've seen that one either. Tommy Lee Jones apparently is not a nice
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person, that's what. It doesn't seem like a nice person. Although if
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you go on YouTube and watch his Japanese commercials, they're amazing. That was
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a big money maker in the nineties form Oh yeah, yeah, all right,
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So director goes to Steven Spielberg Firstchenler's List Best actress Holly Hunter for the
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Piano. Oh no, thank you. Yeah, really really doesn't like her
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either. Yeah, I think it's the voice, right, Yep, it's
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just it's want to punch her. No, I don't want to punch a
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woman, but like or a person in general. But something about her just
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bugs me. It's fair, uh, Sporting actress Anna Paquin for also the
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piano, and Jeff I don't you probably haven't seen. I don't even know
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what it is, to be honest. No, I know that she got
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the award, and she was a young youngster, had a very low box
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office, so not a lot of folks at Sporting actor went Tommy Lee Jones
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for the Fugitive Visual Effects went to Jurassic Park. That makes sense makes sense,
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right, score goes to Schindler's List, Uh by John Williams, which
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you found interesting. I just think Jurassic Park's score is just so epic.
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Original song goes to Bruce Springsteen for a song that you wrote for Philadelphia.
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I hate Bruce R really Okay, Yeah, I know everybody's like they always
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go like, oh, I think you'd like him. Why does it look
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like I like shit music? I just I don't like his music very much.
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I don't think it sounds good to my ears. Uh. And then
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y'all want to guess the best makeup? Oh Missus Outfire. Yeah, God
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delivers mecha godzilta two. It was Missus Outfire, damn miss zero. I
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did not know that, But that makes total sense. That doesn't make sense.
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So that's box office. That's oscars um about what I expected, you
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know, Yeah, after reading the list, Yeah, it makes total sense.
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Yeah, we're seeing the lists. Yeah, and I all jokes aside.
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Schindler's List was a really good movie. D movie, but like,
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of course it's going to win Best Picture. They're how to give that to
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Jurassic Park. Yeah, either way, it goes to Steven Spielberg. So
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and John Williams really yeah, directed Jurassic Park. Yeah, I didn't talk
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about Oh, and I think he only did that so he could do Schindler's
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List right now, there's something along the along those lines. He really had
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a killer year. Yeah, busy decade really, and then I think the
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year before the year after us Forrest go No, he didn't do he didn't
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do Forrest Gump. But doesn't he have something like wasn't his production company or
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something? I mean, it's Robert's a macis I don't. I don't think
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he has enough. For some reason, I thought Steel Spielberg has a macas
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worked together, but I could be wrong. Sidebar about dinosaurs. Did you
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hear about the alligator or crocodile whatever? Is that a female virgin one impregnated
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themselves? Yeah? I did see that. You did huh life, Yeah,
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it made me think about Dress the Park. I was like, oh,
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that was a horrible I think yeah, yeah, gold I was bad.
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All right? Well, um, before we list our our picks,
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did either of you have any trouble picking your top three or did it come
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pretty easy? Was there any any struggle? I did? Especially after I
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picked my top three? I was like, yeah, because so originally was
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like, okay, you know what, it's too hard. I'm gonna pick
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what I liked while I was that age in the nineties. Some of them
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like I just don't like it now, like it's not very good, you
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know. So I'm like, so I had to switch around a little bit.
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Yeah, Like my my three definitely have a theme to them. But
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the only one is my number three that I'm like, oh that could have
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I could have switched it out, but just I put my You know,
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I was six or seven years old at this time. I think, um,
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what he would pick? What Jeff back there? Yeah? Yeah?
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And then I'm like, okay, this one has to be in it,
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all right? What about you that did you where you just like boom got
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it? Yeah? One and two were pretty quick and then three. It
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was alternating between two. Did you watch any movies from this year beforehand?
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Just kind of I watched two of mine? Okay, oh yeah. To
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help me get the list, I listened to some of the music from one
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of mine. Oh God Delivery RoboCop not RoboCop three, but Robobo Coop is
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kind of sad. I've never seen any RoboCop. Oh you should watch him
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remember the beginning. He gets like shot to Death. Ninety four is my
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year though, because I was looking at movies from ninety four. It has
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one of my all time favorite movies. It could happen to you with Nicholas
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Cage and patriark Head. You don't want to save it for next year when
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we talk about it, I will, but hey, check it check out
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in a year from now, unless unless something bad happens to me, then
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you can't from a year from now. Yeah, you get canceled. If
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I haven't been canceled. Yeah, it's not gonna happen. Oh gosh,
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Yeah, let's go ahead, get into it. Who wants to go first?
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Um, I figure I'll jump first. And we're talking about this movie
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a little bit, so I feel like I'll just jump right into it.
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It's actually Schindler's List, So if nobody's seen the movie, it's about a
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businessman, Oscar Schindler. He arrives in crack Out in nineteen thirty nine,
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ready to ready to make his fortune from World War Two, which has just
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started, so to at the beginning of the war really and after joining the
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Nazi Party, he basically just did that so he could get his business up
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and running quicker. He ends up staffing his factory with Jewish workers m kind
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of for the same reasons, because they're there quicker, you know, let's
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just get it done. Let's get in and out. And then once the
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SS starts exterminating all the Jews Schindler, he decides he arranges to have all
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the workers protected in his factory. But then he realized, like, holy
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shit, this is awful, and so then he starts trying to save as
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many people as he can, which is a true story. Good would about
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the Scott Why did I keep the card? Then people right there? And
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people and more people? This spin two people? This is gold. Two
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more people. It would have given me too far, at least one.
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It would have given me both one more one more personal person stand for this?
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I good god, what person? I So the reason I chose this
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movie is because it's like Jeff you said earlier, it's really important and I
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think, uh. And when this movie came out in theaters, they actually
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had like it wasn't really like a law but it was kind of ruala totore.
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You couldn't eat popcorn, a drink, sod and all that shit during
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the movie, which makes sense because could you imagine like crinkling by the way,
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I do want to if you go to live theater. Every time I
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go to the fucking ballet, there's some asshole with like a candy rapper or
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like some kind of candy when it's supposed to be no food, and they're
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fucking around the entire time, and it drives me insane. So if you
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go to live theater, don't bring food into the fucking theater. A Sorry,
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I needed a platform to say that on back to the movie though,
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So yeah, score John Williams. It's a beautiful score. The music really
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swells with the scenes, and it's just the reason how they did the black
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and white was beautiful. It's just the whole movie is really The cinematography is
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great. It's you know, it's not like a light movie to be like,
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hey, what do you want to watch it? While you know,
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talk about you. But if you haven't seen it, I think you should
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see it because I wasn't around then. But I do based on like all
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the books I've read and you know, all the documentaries I watch, I
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feel like they did a pretty good job of portraying like the sadness and the
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loneliness and just how awful and violent it was. But yeah, it's a
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great movie. And people always say, like prologue can't become what's it called,
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Like you need to remember these things so they don't happen again, exactly.
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I think it's so like that what's the greatest generation quote unquote is all
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for the most part passed away. So it's hard that we don't have like
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those first person references anymore. Yeah. So, yeah, documentaries and movies
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like this are so important because it's terrifying because it can happen again. It
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is happening throughout the like not to that level, but like genocides are still
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happening, and like that TV show or that show on Netflix, Space Force,
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which is kind of a comedy, but Steve carrolso is something great.
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He goes. People forget how horrible war is because there's you know, there's
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not a war going on right now. People forget how bad polio it was
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because as you know, it got eradicated. So because it's really important for
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people to realize how bad stuff is, otherwise you're just going to kind of
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repeat itself. So that's I think just that alone is worth watching this movie.
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Because you're like, holy shit, like that's that fucking sucks? Yeah
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for him to like he was probably risking his life doing this, Yeah exactly.
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Yeah. Yeah, that's super powerful at the end too, by having
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survivors being shown, like just to enforce that this is real. Um,
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I thought Ray Finds is great and it Yeah. No, the casting's fucking
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wonderful. Everybody's great. One of the funniest Ricky dr Vass segments ever is
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when they have Liam Neeson on the show Life's Too Short? Have any of
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you seen I've seen it? Oh, when he they're acting and he goes,
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do you know why Spoolberg picked me? He goes, I make lists
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all the time. And then Ricky yourvais laughs. He goes, that wasn't
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a joke. Okay, sorry, So it wasn't for that movie, that
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part wouldn't have been great. So yeah, yeah, yeah, it's sucking
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gold gold, gold, Gold, But yeah, great movie. I think
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it deserved the Oscar. Out of all the movies there, there's movies that
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I enjoyed more, but based on you know, the subject matter and the
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like I said, cinematography, music and directing, just fucking acting. All
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great. So all right, that's fair, Jeff, you want to do
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yours? Yeah, so mine is definitely a different type of movie mine I
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did. Look who's talking now? No? The family that has everyone talking?
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He is going to the dogs. I got paid bad? Oh,
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I go on pay out here? Look who's talking? Noushy thing? But
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sleep on, little lumpy. Maybe I'll just think Front of the Middle Samantha
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has brought us a big surprise show. What are you saying? You and
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me go play buried a bone l Mongreyah. We have two dogs so happy
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to blether my hue tippet dogs. There's a holiday spirit crying star pictures presented?
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What no bubbles? Take it away? John Travolta, who cares?
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If he can sit down? I could sit down, or if he could
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beg begs easy, Christie Alley, Santa wants you to be not a girl?
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Who are you? His mother like a little desk clipt I got Tony
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de Vito as the voice of Rocks little high strung, aren't we Daffy?
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Your mom knew your cousin a little too well, didn't she? And Diane
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Keaton as the voice of Daffy. I take this haircut. My butt is
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crazing. Look who's talking? Now? They can in a better movie,
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So I don't I don't know if there's any connection. But oh my god,
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have you all seen the look who talking? Who looks talking? And
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Looka's talking too, and Looka's talking now? Yeah I did, but when
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I was really young. Yeah, so I had to choose this one as
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in my top because this is the one where I don't know if I would
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get a kick out. I still like it, but it's not. It's
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not the best film in the world, but it has such nostalgia for me
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because I love dog talking movies so much. Um so it's uh, it
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tells the story. So in the first, look who's talking? It's Christiali
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and John Travolta. Christiali has illegitimate son, and then they get together.
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And then but there's like Bruce Willis. I think it plays the sun like
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the babies. Oh you're a dialogue. And then look who's talking too?
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There's a new baby in town and it's played by Roseanne bar Um fabulous.
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And then what I can see where this is going? Why you picked it?
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Yeah? So I totally like my cup the tea and then um oh,
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and the first one at the very end, the sperm and the egg
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is voiced by Joan Rivers. I remember that scene like even now, but
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when I as a kid, I don't remember if I remember. I don't
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think I knew what was going on, but I remember seeing that as a
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child. Yeah, because the beginning of it. Yeah, at the beginning
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of that one is like all like pretty much start to finish, a seaman
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going into a sperm, going into the egg. It's so graphic, it's
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not real, but like anyways, and so the third one takes a different
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dive, but it's during that time in the nineties where dog movies were like
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the thing. So it has it's the dogs that are doing the talking.
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So then there's um Rocks played by Danny DeVito, and then Daphanie played by
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uh Diane Keaton, and then it still has Kirsty Alley John Travolta, and
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then also Andy's nemesis in life, David Gallagher Simon from the from Seventh Heaven.
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I just looked him up and I saw it. I was like,
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he's I think Andy to David Gallagher is like Jeff to Michelle Trackenberg. That
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should be on. Yeah. Yeah, so David Gallagher if you're listening to
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fuck You. Yeah, we are a no Michelle Trackenberg and David Gallagher fans
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and by that one. Yeah um. The Brotten Tomatoes gave it a zero
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percent. Yeah um. Diane Keaton like accepted this like she had she was
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so big at this time too. It's just like why do you why did
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you want to do this? Or it's a cute movie. It's it's like
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Rocks. Danny DeVito is like a street dog Daphane's high Society, which was
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kind of like an odd couple kind of situation. Jeans Cisco gave the film
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zero stars and called it an abysmal, embarrassing sequel. Why I like it?
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I love nineties in two thousand movies like air Bud earlier no more recent
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Beverly Hills, Chihuahua. That whole saga is gold. Um. The budget
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was twenty two million, the box office was about ten million, so they
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lost about twelve million dollars. But it's just a cute movie, and it
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has I love Christiali besides the whole like cult thing. And then same thing
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with John Shavolta, love him besides the whole cult thing. But um,
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and then I just you know, I love the A Lists and the Jeff
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A List, celebrities like Rosie An Joe and Rivers, Bruce Will, like
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those people like that are in this franchise. I think it's a good a
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good thing. Yeah, And I mean if you're watching it when you're a
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kid, especially, it's just fun talking babies and you know, I mean,
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of course it's gonna be fun. They're talking to animals. Yeah,
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this one's talking animals the previous two and it's definitely kind of a rip off
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of like Beethoven second, because it's the same kind of concept. But um
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but hey it's good. So Ali, have you seen it? I have
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not, so Yeah. But with Danny DeVito's voice too, that's great.
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I mean anything with the voice is going to kind of get you, like
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kind of involved. Wasn't he Homer's brother? Yes? Yeah, so that's
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that's my They didn't win any Academy Awards or anything. Yeah, hey,
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it's fine. Maybe a Razzie I could check see that, right, Yeah,
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that's my number three. Look who's talking now? Well Ria couldn't be
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here with us, but she did leave her list, and so Ria's third
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pick was the movie Dave has anybody seen it? No? All right?
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Uh Ria made me watch this one, uh a couple of years ago.
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It was fun. Uh it's uh. Kevin Klein plays Um, the President
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of the United States, and then the president becomes sick and his White House
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chief of staff recruits somebody like just a average American who happens to look a
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lot like the president to fill in for as the double M and then like,
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the president becomes very sick and so he basically like becomes President Um.
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But it's suppose it's a comedy and also like a bit of a romance,
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but has Sigourney Weaver nice. Yeah, that's a good cast. I like
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Kevin Klein. I do too. Actually he's great. Uh anyways, as
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Charles Groden too, who's also Oh and Jeff Laura Lenny. I don't know
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who that is. I like the name, but you don't know who Laura
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Lenney is Laura Lenney, I didn't know. I think he says something different
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Laura. I know, I love Laura Lenney's gonna say quoted her in Dungeons.
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What's that? Arnold Schwarzenegger's in name Dave It says he plays Sestesso.
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He I don't know if we're looking at the same one. Oh he is
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Stein, Yeah you're weird. Oh Dan Butler's in there. He plays dog
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in Frasier Stephen Root. Of course it's great. Uh yeah, So anyways,
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that was all Simon too. Holy shit. Maybe I'll check this out.
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I mean, they're probably just little cameo things, but that's still pretty
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cool that they got that many people, you know, like, yeah,
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name just to make little cameos. I saw a picture of Arnold schwarz Ainger
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today and he needs to get his eyebrows shaved a little bit. You know.
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Egyptians used to cut their eyebrows off when their cats died. It's morning.
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Did they really saw them, like cut the eyebrow hair or the skin?
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Probably hair? Just blood going around? Oh he died, right,
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Yeah? Who do he needs better? Laura Lenny or Laura Dern didn't she
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was one's gone forever. I'm gonna go I prefer Laura Lenney really, how
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about you? Ali? Ever since Ozark, I just really don't like her.
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And it's oh wow, and I think she was great. She was
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too good at her role to where like I hate her now, you know
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what I mean? So Laura gerned by the Fall. Yeah, yeah,
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all right, Laura Journey, you're listening, Allie kind of likes yeah,
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yeah, that's fair. What if we got what if we got Laura dirt
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on the podcast? I would die. I would fucking die. But we
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just talked about Laura Linney. Yea, Laura is pretty cool, right.
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We don't ask her any questions about her own career, discuss a Laurea Lenny
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movie. How much did Laura Linney make during the Truman Show. Yeah,
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He's like, I don't know, I'm already asked me that on the phone.
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What wasn't like working with Jim Garry? All right, Well, for
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my number three, it's a film we've discussed. But I did have a
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hard time debating between This was my hardest pick because I was really torn between
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two films. Ultimately, I decided on Jurassic Park. Cross North America on
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movie screens. Dinosaurs are coming back to life today in the new movie Jurassic
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Park. The eagerly awaited film was greeted by long lines at special sneak previews
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Thursday night. Some experts are predicting the Universal Studios picture could general rate as
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much as fifteen million dollars in box office business this weekend, and Sid Shinberg's
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president of Universal's parent company MCA, tells the Associated Press hey thinks Durassic will
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be the biggest picture of all time. I made widespread criticism that the PG.
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Thirteen film is too violent for young children. Most viewers had nothing but
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rave reviews. It was fantastic. It was so scary. It really was
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the most exciting film I've ever seen. I think if not for the laugh
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lines and people would have had heart attacks that they were able to get such
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a visceral immediate response. I mean, it didn't say this is an effect.
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It was like, damn oh, still shaking from its scary. The
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thrills never stopped. It was amazing. It was really good. It was
27:42
a little sky sometimes for contempt. It was funny. It didn't seem to
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bother them. They just pretty much close their eyes and said, wait me
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when it's over. It's best picture. Optcene and about the last tenue,
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mainly because one it's impact on film is pretty important for what it did for
28:03
like visual effects and digital arts and that kind of stuff. But I don't
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know. Ever since our debate, Andy like missus staptfire took I lost a
28:15
couple, It lost a couple of steps for me, to be honest,
28:18
and you know, I was I was debated between Jurassic Park and Missus out
28:22
Fire for number three. Oh I see, and I you know, I
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don't know, like when you have to pick a part of film, you
28:27
know, for a debate, that's sure. You know, you kind of
28:30
start seeing those things, and I just like it is pretty slow in a
28:33
lot of places, whereas like Jurassic Park is just like kind of like there's
28:40
not really like a moment where I'm just like I'm I'm I'm wanting to like
28:44
move on to the next scene, all right, right. Yeah, it's
28:47
funny because I think I saw Missus Doutfire as a kid, so I had
28:51
like the nostalgial goggles on, so like I love it no matter what.
28:55
But I didn't see Jurassic Park really until like I was a teenager, so
28:59
it was like I was like, yes, it was okay, Like but
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I also don't like action movies and it's kind of action a suspense. I
29:04
don't like stuff like that. So that's yeah, a lot of people think
29:07
it's pretty scary. Um yeah, yeah, maybe if I saw dress Park
29:10
as like a little kid. I feel like I might have, but I
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maybe it scared me too anyways, but maybe I would like, did you
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have the run of you have the toys from Durassic Park? Like Drassic Park
29:21
toys. I remember having a lot of dinosaurs growing up. I'm not sure
29:25
if they were a Jurassic Park or if I just enjoyed dinosaurs. I um.
29:30
I remember growing up I really wanted a Utah Raptor and it was like
29:34
this action figure. It was really cool and I asked for it for Christmas.
29:40
And my parents are famous for this, like I'll ask for something and
29:45
I'll always get something that's like close, but never the exact same, never
29:48
the exact thing I wanted. And that was like one of the first things
29:52
I remember getting. I was like, oh, this is not what I
29:53
wanted at all. They just get your Utah they like, I wanted that,
30:00
not the Utah state flag. I wanted an action figure and this was
30:03
like a stuffed animal, and I was like so mad about it. Yeah.
30:07
So so if you're the same mom, you yeah, but no,
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uh yeah, I had a couple of toys. I'm sorry that you went
30:18
through me and my cousin were playing with a dinosaur toys ones when we were
30:22
kids, and I wanted to be the t Rex. There were his toys.
30:25
Yeah, I want to be the t Rex. And the same cousin
30:27
that you like threw something out. That's a story. I told the story
30:32
then, Yeah, because we were playing dinosaurs and I wanted to be the
30:34
t Rex. And then he was like, now, so I took this
30:37
like glass jar and I smashed his finger, and then he threw a Where's
30:42
Waldo book at me and almost cut off my ear. Oh I thought it
30:47
was something Power Rangers last, So okay, yeah, I was like,
30:52
man, you were just beating up on your cousin every time. I know.
30:53
I'm not close with him anymore either. It's crazy. Oh that's gold.
30:59
Yeah, we should do a debate episode of like Jurassic Park versus Missus
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Doubtfire. It sounds like debate episode. You can do a Jurassic Park versus
31:08
Dinosaurs. I would probably argue that Dressing Park head of video game and this
31:12
is death Fire did not Durassic Park versus Schendler's Leeds. Yeah, that would
31:18
be better. And then dinosaurs. Oh boy, uh if Nazis had dinosaurs
31:26
would Yeah, well they were into the occult. What they were like in
31:32
a like witchcraft and ship Nazis were, Oh that's us. Yeah, are
31:37
we the Batties? There's a British show I can't remember the name of it,
31:40
but there's a clip they're like Nazis basically and they have like skulls and
31:45
snakes on their hat. They're like, Hey, I just had a thought,
31:48
are we the Batties? What do you mean? We're like the death
31:52
squad here? Like, are we the bad one? It's funny. I
31:56
wish they wouldn't realized that. Um. But ever since we've done that episode
32:00
review, which wasn't that long ago, Um, how do you other of
32:04
you have any stronger opinions than's doing it? Or No? I just really
32:08
listened to that episode though, and it's pretty freaking funny. Yeah, but
32:13
it is. It did make me realize how important that movie is. And
32:17
I can definitely see why people have it so high, like they yeah,
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and they show their kids and it's like a long I can definitely see why
32:24
because, like we talked about them, it still holds up for the most
32:29
part, like all the effects and everything, it's still great. It's just
32:31
good storytelling. The way he the way that he wouldn't show what everybody's excited
32:37
about, but then you finally get the reveal that will hold up forever.
32:39
Like yeah, it's still it's a good movie. Yeah. Yeah. The
32:45
physical dinosaurs, like the ones they actually built, are so impressive, honestly
32:50
more impressive than anything we see today. And this is one too that I
32:55
just I don't like any of the sequels, and I really just wish they
32:59
would have just mad a standalone film. I think would have been so good.
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But um, but yeah, I don't know. It's still high on
33:05
my list. I still enjoy it, Like if it's on, I'm happy
33:07
to watch it, no problem. I like the cast a lot, so
33:10
yeah, it was easy for me to kind of put this number three after
33:15
after thinking about it. Yeah, they hit were the second one's bearable,
33:19
but like I watched The Lost World, the new ones dressed were all bad.
33:22
They need just taught. Making Bryce Dallas Howard a movie star, like
33:27
stop that, Like I don't think she's talented. Like I know she's a
33:30
redhead, so that's cool, but like she just bugs me. She's a
33:35
redheads. I always thought you were a redhead. Me, Yeah, okay,
33:40
just like me. Yeah, it's not andy. But do you do
33:46
you be like, oh, have you seen the new Brice Dallas Howard movie?
33:51
Like, is that is that something you say? Ever? No,
33:53
no one likes her, Okay, what do you like her? I think
33:59
she's a great. I don't have any what's a movie? What's your favorite
34:01
Bryce Dallas Howard movie. I don't know. I'm just I'm not like,
34:07
oh my god, yes, I'm excited to like watch the movie with her.
34:12
I just think, like anything I've seen her, and I think she's
34:14
been good. I just don't think she's lead actress. Sure, yeah,
34:17
that's I can understand that, you know, like lead actress material. Sure,
34:21
but I don't know. I just enjoy, enjoy, enjoy her.
34:27
Lady in the Water. Did you like that one? No, you didn't
34:30
like it? Or I hadn't seen it? I haven't seen it. Yeah,
34:32
but there's so many movies. I have seen her in Spider Man two.
34:37
Yeah, all right, I think she's hot. You think she's hot?
34:46
No way? Yeah, but there's if you had to bang Sigourney or
34:50
her, who would you bank on? Thousand percent? Bryce? Yeah?
34:55
Alright, alright. Different opinions u Andy, let's do your number two.
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Speaking of really hot redheads. Uh. This movie I loved as a kid,
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and I still love it now. I find it hilarious. It's silly.
35:09
I like slapsick comedy. It's Robin hood Men and tits twentieth Century Folks
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presents the motion picture event of the Summer, the Summer of eleven twenty five.
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A d that's him, Robin hood Who do you think Hoods from the
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Woods our back? Yop, yop yop. Check it out, Little John
35:43
now, Prince John. Oh, now it's happening. The Sheriff of Ruttingham.
35:50
I challenge you to a dune made marry, a Chastify belt and a
36:04
Rebbi Duckman. Hello boy, He's the first action hero enlightning can't tell and
36:16
the last word in comedy. Why should the people listen to yo? Because
36:24
unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accident. Robin
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hood Men in titles A mel Brooksville. Yes, the legend had it coming.
36:39
It's not gonna win any Oscars. It's you know, but it's just
36:44
a silly, freaking fun movie. Mel Brooks of course, the great,
36:50
talented, wonderful mel Brooks and if you haven't seen it, basically it's a
36:54
take on robinhood story, but just a lot of slapstick in comedy involved in
36:59
it. But the person I was talking to you just now about hot Redheads
37:02
is Amy Yasbeck. Do you guys remember her? She was in Wings and
37:07
she was like one of my first, like probably top ten first crush of
37:08
the head. You have a picture ever? I could probably find one.
37:12
Yeah. But Richard Lewis, isn't it. I love him. He's a
37:14
funny stand up comedian. I love him as the Prince. He's really irritable,
37:17
which I like. There's just a lot of really funny like jokes in
37:21
there, Like when Robin Hood finally makes it back, he kicks the shit
37:24
out of all the guards, and the main guard goes to the Prince and
37:29
said, hey man, we got a problem. He's like, I don't
37:30
want to hear that, and he goes, Okay, why don't you tell
37:34
me what the problem is? But say it happy and maybe that won't affect
37:37
me. So then he's like he's trying to say it, but he's laughing.
37:39
Goes Robin's back and he just kicked the shit out of us, and
37:44
then he's what are you doing? This is bad news, you know.
37:45
But then Dom DeLuise, isn't it? John Lupercard's in it, Patrick Stewart.
37:51
It's like an all star cast. There's just a lot of really funny
37:54
funny. If you like Slapshake and you like that stupidy Reverend comedy where he's
37:59
pretty yeah she is really pretty. Um yeah, if you just like that
38:01
funny one line jokes, it's great. I actually so mad. I do
38:07
this all the time when I'm at work because I was watching it at work
38:09
today. Um not really, yeah, but uh, I was making notes
38:15
and I forgot to bring the notes one with me. All the little jokes
38:17
I like, so, uh yeah, good movie. Though I love mel
38:24
Brook films, but I haven't seen this one. What weird? That's crazy?
38:30
Yeah a blink Oh there's a blind person, um and his name's Blinkin.
38:38
So there's jokes throughout that it's like a blinkin. And then he goes
38:42
a Blincoln where no, hey, blinkin. Yeah, just stupid shit like
38:46
that. I fucking love it, uh yeah. And then I love Virtue
38:50
Lewis. I think he's so funny because he's irritated in this movie the entire
38:52
time. He's like, what's with all the noise? But added, I
38:57
really like Curb. He's on Curb, you know, all the time,
39:00
so good on Curb. Oh exactly. Yeah. He plays the same kind
39:02
of character, but just as like a prince in this one. So Carrie
39:06
Elwiz or whatever elways, I don't know how to say his name. He
39:08
is phenomenal in this. He takes a lot of shots at Kevin Costner.
39:13
He's like, unlike other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent,
39:16
you know, things like that. And then Dom Deluiz is funny in
39:21
it. But yeah, just a lot of great funny people. Good.
39:23
Yeah, if you like stupid comedies, check it out. When you think
39:27
of robin Hood, does this come to mind? Or the thoughts I've never
39:30
Oh, I haven't seen that cartoon since I was such a little kid,
39:34
like I can't even remember it at all. And I've never seen the one
39:37
with Kevin Costner. Well, and he that nice cat. So when I
39:40
think of robin Hood, I think of this one. Gotcha all right?
39:45
Yeah? Nice? Yeah. It's only like an hour and twenty minutes too,
39:49
So if you're ever board doing stuff around the house or doing laundry,
39:51
and you're like, watch a funny movie really quick, or you don't have
39:52
to pay too much attention to How did I say this one? I feel
39:55
like that movie. I haven't seen it. I've heard a lot about it
40:00
that it's like a must walk, like like a staple of the time.
40:02
Yeah, for sure. Like I feel like Airplane, that's a good movie.
40:07
Yeah, exactly. It's that type of humor. Like there's one part
40:08
where Robin Hood's like, everybody, you know, the Prince is taxing us
40:12
too much, lend me your ears, and then they all throw ears at
40:15
him. He goes disgusting. It just show like that. I just love
40:19
that little stupid stuff. So you mentioned blind Do blind people blink? I
40:23
don't know. I'm assuming, Yeah, I have no idea. I don't
40:27
I don't know. Um, probably it's on Max right now, our HBO
40:31
Max. Uh. I'll have to watch that soon. When you think when
40:36
you mentioned like those slapsticky comedies, I always I just recently rewatched them Naked
40:43
Gun, Oh, Yeah for sure, so funny. Oh J Simpson horrible,
40:49
but he is so good in those movies, like when he's following and
40:52
he's dying and stuff. He's hilarious. Yeah, those are great movies.
40:55
And then yeah, whenever you watch Dead and Loving It, I've seen that
41:00
for a long time. I haven't seen that a long time either, Leslie
41:02
Nielsen. And then there was there when I watched Growing Up that was so
41:06
stupid that I loved it. When I when I was a kid watching it
41:09
was Mafia. I was gonna say, was it Mafia? I was about
41:14
to cut you off. Yeah, I remember Mafia too, And yeah,
41:15
a lot of people just send this money saves on airfare and just things like
41:20
that. Yeah, I'd love those dumb comedies. And I it's like my
41:23
thing about shows, like I don't know how to explain it, Like what's
41:28
that one show, Jim Tan Laundry, I don't know. Yeah, Jersey
41:31
Shore. I remember, like everybody was watching they go, we watch it
41:35
because it's so bad, Like they think it's like ironic that they're they're watching
41:39
it out. It's like, no, you just enjoy that. These are
41:43
also dumb, you know, but they're they're supposed they're fun and they're supposed
41:47
to be dumb. So I don't know, there's like a difference because my
41:50
girlfriend's like, well, you talk to about this, but you're just watching
41:52
like two American dumb shit too. I'm like, yeah, but it's different.
41:53
It's supposed it's like a it's supposed to be dumb. It's also I
41:57
don't know, like as like simple as the comedy is for that, it's
42:00
also like so hard to write and make that kind of stuff work. Yeah,
42:06
I think comedy is harder to write than anything else, like for sure.
42:07
I mean, well, it's one reason because it's so hard to make
42:12
multiple people laugh because people find things different, you know. But everybody can
42:15
be like, oh, I don't know, like if a dog died for
42:19
cent of people and be like, oh, that's really sad. But when
42:22
they say give me your ears and people throw the ears at him, I
42:24
don't think ninety nine percent of people are gonna laugh at right. I don't
42:27
know where I'm going with this. Yeah that's something I said, true.
42:30
Yeah, yeah, all right. And then's a good song and to open
42:34
the movie with We're men, We're men in tights, Tight tights. It's
42:38
good. It's a great movie. Well, Jeff take it away with number
42:43
two. Yeah, my number two is freaky Willy Okay, so good,
42:47
so so so good. In a world where beauty is held captive's your family.
42:54
It takes a special friend appreciate each other. Looks like Willie's got himself
43:04
a soul mate to set you free. Does matter? Wale's still outperforming.
43:09
We're getting deeper into this. He was too big and too old to be
43:13
caught in the first place. Warms it a lot. They're trying to chillin.
43:21
Warmer Brothers proudly presents, let's free Willie. He's got family out there
43:27
on the most unexpected friendship of the year. I got to look out for
43:30
William and I gotta do its best. Understand who don't get well into water?
43:35
Soon he's gonna die. Nobody steals a whale. He's not doing so
43:42
good. Don't look out where I'm gonna work the greatest adventure of the summer.
43:55
Free Willie. Anyways. Um I love this movie. So people,
43:59
have you seen it? And he has not seen it all the way?
44:01
No so called Willie. Oh I've never seen to the point where he gets
44:07
freed. Oh yeah, Ali, have you seen it? Yeah? Yeah?
44:12
Um so people who haven't seen it, It's like a whale is like
44:15
in captivity is like performing and stuff like that, and there's like this trouble
44:19
kid named Jesse I think his name is, and he's like up to no
44:22
good and then he gets in troubles in foster care or whatever. And then
44:27
I don't remember if he like has to do like community service at the aquarium,
44:30
which that's like a cush little job right there, and he befriends the
44:35
whale and then he's like, oh, I'm gonna free the whale, and
44:37
then he like frees the whale with like help of other people, I think,
44:39
And then I don't know, but I grew up and I was like,
44:44
oh, this movie is so good because Keiko, the whale that was
44:46
in it got um by this movie happening. He was up in Mexico,
44:51
down in Mexico and performing in whatever, and then people were like, free
44:54
Keiko. So then they sent they petitioned everything, and then the they got
45:00
him moved to the Organ Coast Aquarium where they like rehabilitated him to an extent
45:04
released him, and he was in the while for like or I think it
45:07
was a she was in the while for like fifteen months or whatever then died.
45:13
Um. But anyway, Uh, it has cast Andy likes it.
45:17
Uh that that guy from Resident Reservo Reservotow Reservoir. I googled him today.
45:25
He has not aged. Well. His son's stepdad is I think we talked
45:30
about this Brian Setzer. I did not know that. How cool do you
45:34
think that kid is probably I mean he's probably an adult now, but his
45:37
stepson is Brian Sensor. I think his dad step his son's stepdad is Brian
45:43
Senser. So his dad is mister Blonde and then his stepdad is Brian Setzer.
45:49
Like those are yeah, you might be addicted her. My dad worked
45:53
with like the Water Department, so imagine if he was an actor. Yeah.
46:00
It also had uh Lori Petty who played the veterinarian trainer person and she
46:05
also wished my dog Gus Gus a happy birthday on his Instagram page at Gus
46:09
Gus Underscore the Dog Blink. It has Daniel Harris from Rosanne and The Halloween
46:15
four and five, and the lead kid reminded me a lot of the kid
46:19
from blank Check. And I thought those kids were so fucking cool. Like
46:22
blank Check is like a fucking amazing movie. Um box office. It had
46:25
a hundred oh yeah yeah, but even like big she should have had sex
46:34
with him. Elizabeth what's her name? Elizabeth? Not No, I love
46:37
Elizabeth. Shoot by the way, Elizabeth Perkins Um from flint Stones and Miracle
46:44
doesn't matter. Um, she fucks Tom Haynes Tom, but he's but he's
46:52
like a teenager kid anyways. Yeah, um, and she didn't. I
46:55
feel like she knew it at that time too. But anyways, okay,
46:59
so box office it did one hundred and fifty three million dollars. The budget
47:04
was twenty million. But and I was like, oh that's a good profit.
47:06
Well yeah, they treated Cakeo like shit, so whatever. Um and
47:10
then uh, Rotten Tomatoes was a seventy one percent. But here's the deal.
47:16
Uh the soundtrack gold. Like even though I don't like Michael Jackson because
47:20
he did a little Kids, but um, we don't. I mean allegedly
47:24
alleged he settle, but settling, I mean that's alleged. I still can
47:30
appreciate his music to an extent and the impact he made on the world,
47:34
but he was still like questionable individual. Yeah. Um, when I diither,
47:40
he was still played correct. Um, but uh, will you be
47:45
there? Such a great song with he was like the Billboard. Uh whatever,
47:49
tracking and then uh, this is specifically for my sister and my best
47:52
friend Killeen, but we like, uh reworked some of the lyrics. So
47:58
it's like, umone knows you control the pete. I'm so confused, so
48:02
you can poop on me. Anyways, it doesn't make any sense. I
48:07
don't know why it's funny. It's like defication is humorous to us as his
48:09
kids. It had SWB and I know I wasn't on the I slow down
48:14
my talk. I wasn't on the episode the nineties ninety three music one.
48:17
Um probably have emotional breakdown or something. But um, but SWV I love
48:22
they're like like here and here with TLC. But they had a song right
48:27
here on there and then also New Kids on the Block, Um, keep
48:30
on some islands like I love New Kids on the Block too, Like,
48:31
don't get me started. Um, anyways, that's my thought on that.
48:36
I'm not gonna go on my rants about global warming and how much boring life
48:38
matters to all of us and like the world in general, because I'm like
48:42
going through like a crisis right now with that. But everybody should watch.
48:45
Alie's girlfriend pointed out to me Uh, see Spiracy on Netflix. It's a
48:50
great documentary. It's gonna like change your it's gonna blow your fucking mind.
48:54
Oceans are so important trees. We gave them too much credit because I always
48:59
thought tree gave us oxygen, And we're sure we get oxygen from trees and
49:02
they do a lot of crazy shit too, But the oceans we get eighty
49:07
percent of our oxygen from what exactly? But um, but I think,
49:16
and I think I told you guys about this, Like I think the reason
49:20
that we care so much about trees is because we constantly see them getting murdered
49:23
and we use their body parts as paper and then pencils and everything and to
49:30
paper. I wipe my ask with trees. But we don't see the ship
49:34
going out with the oceans because we're not like right next to the ocean,
49:37
like in the ocean, out of sight, out of mind, out of
49:38
sight, out of mine. But um, but anyways, so that's my
49:40
thing. It's dispiracy. Watch it do it like this is something that's probably
49:45
gonna happen in our lifetime, that the oceans are gonna die and then we're
49:50
gonna die. So well, you know my stands on this, Well,
49:53
yeah, i'll tomorrow. I don't want to see any more fish that ross.
49:58
But with this movie, it looks like takes place in Portland, it
50:04
says, because I'm looking up at the pot, says months later, in
50:07
Portland, Jesse is a troubled and he like leaves his parents. I'm like
50:09
that, I don't know, but so do they do they film it in
50:13
Portland? Like do you see like landmarks and stuff? I think that I
50:16
don't remember, Like I don't know, but I know that like the second
50:20
one, which didn't have Keiko like animatronic thing isn't it was took place in
50:23
Astoria, So I'm assuming then it did take place in Oregon. I used
50:28
to live in a Story, But I remember seeing Keiko when I was like
50:30
in fifth grade or something like that at the thing at the coast. Yeah,
50:36
it was so amazing to like see that celebrity. He's probably like just
50:39
like killed me the whole time because he's so miserable. I remember when he
50:45
would like when he would like poop and stuff and we would just be like
50:47
like, so it was filmed in Seaside a Story and Portland. Oh yeah,
50:55
Ali, what do you think of Free Willy? I loved your growing
50:59
up. I haven't watched this since I was a kid, so I don't
51:00
know how it holds up. Um. So this was Raea's number one.
51:06
Oh wow, and um she was. She of course loves them Michael Jackson's
51:10
song because she's broughten that up before. Um. And then the cast is
51:15
great. She likes Michael Manson in it. August Schellenberg is an indigenous actor.
51:20
Oh, it's really good in it. There me go, um And
51:23
I'm looking at the cast and it's pretty good. There's also Laurie Petty,
51:27
Jane Atkinson, h Michael Ironside who voices Darkside in the DC animated shows.
51:34
Uh so, yeah, pretty decent cast. And I like the like it
51:38
has the plot of the whale and like all that jazz, but then it
51:42
also deals with like your family and like family issues and like what is a
51:46
family? Yeah? I like that, right because I think whales are really
51:50
family oriented, right, I don't they like live in the same pod for
51:52
their whole lives of some show. Yeah, they tried to introduce Keiko into
51:55
a pod in like Norwegian Norwegian Norway. There were three more sequels, Yeah,
52:02
yeah, three more. I thought there's only two like the adventure and
52:05
then like the last one's kind of weird. It goes the return of Keiko.
52:09
He's pissed. Yeah, they shotgun, Like what do you think was
52:14
gonna happen? Like like he was in captivity for his whole life, like
52:17
treated like shit, and then like you just were like here, remember four
52:22
goes up the rails. It's called Escape from Pirates Cove. Oh geez.
52:27
When Keiko kills the bad guy, he goes suck my Moby Dick. It
52:32
has Bendy Irwin and bow Bridges and oh really we were both really Oh yeah,
52:40
like, oh my god, we need she just had a baby.
52:44
I've been on a Steve Urn kick about like how none of us realize what
52:47
a fucking angel we had. I always thought growing up that he was just
52:52
like wrestling hand. I feel like that's gonna happen when guys like everyone's gonna
52:54
be like he was actually so good guy fidy. Oh yeah, I thought,
52:59
like comed what's he doing wrong? Santres has an amazing bit. Yeah
53:02
I don't like that he wears his glasses some okay, is that boring story
53:06
so you can cut it out if you want. But at my work.
53:08
There's like a landscaping company, and then the lesbian landscaper that I loved,
53:13
like lesbian, she knows what she's doing. She's like getting fired or whatever.
53:16
Um, and then her replacement is a guy. She was like warned
53:20
me. She was like, he wears his sunglasses on the back of his
53:22
head, like a watch out. And I was like, I know what
53:24
you mean. Yeah, yeah, I don't. There's so many places you
53:29
can put it, yeah, like on your shirt collar or like a little
53:32
above your eyes. Yeah. Why Yeah, I just don't trust people that
53:37
wear sunglasses in the back of their head. When you're talking about Steve Rowin
53:44
when he died though, my friend Nick and I threw a party and it
53:45
wasn't like a celebratory party that he died, but a remembrance party. But
53:51
we had a poster and you weren't allowed in unless you kissed the poster.
53:54
And if people didn't kiss the poster, we stuck to our guns. You
53:58
could not come in. Everybody had to kiss the po before they came in.
54:00
I'm glad you said that, yeah, right, And then but I
54:04
was thinking about, like, managine if we had that like right in like
54:07
twenty twenty everybody would have died from COVID. Well, I's thinking, this
54:10
is so too far, but it would be fucked up if you like did
54:14
a poster of him. It was like Penn the tail of a donkey,
54:15
but it was like Penn the stingray. That's too far. That's another reason
54:20
we got to destroy the ocean is because Steve Irwin the thing sting rays.
54:24
I think that's very unlikely that's going to happen. And he did wrestle things,
54:28
so like didn't he always rustle? Are you saying Steve Irwin deserved his
54:32
death? How do you how do you get killed by a sting ray?
54:37
Yeah? I know, right, I don't know. I don't think it
54:40
was a sting ray that killed him. What do you think it was?
54:43
It was a thing with like a crazy isn't like electric? And then had
54:49
like that sharp ass tailhorn? Is that sting Yeah? I thought a sting
54:52
ray didn't have any tailhorn. It makes me so sad. I wonder if
54:54
his wife has remarried. She loved him so much. I feel like she
54:58
didn't. She's from Eugene, right, yeah, a stingray. You're right,
55:04
I'm sad that he died. They don't get me wrong, but like
55:07
I just thought thought that I didn't know that he was such a like.
55:09
I just remember him crawling on things and then like feeding a crocodile when he
55:15
was holding his baby. I remember those things. But again, Michael Jackson
55:19
held blanket outside the window, boom. I don't know. I don't know,
55:27
all right, Okay, so uh my number two is uh Tombstone.
55:39
In Tombstone, crime ruled the streets, violence stuked the innocent, and every
55:50
stranger was your enemy until wid earp and his brothers arrived. And now old
56:00
hell is about to break loose. Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer, Bill Paxton,
56:22
Jason Priestley, Sam Elliott, Dana Delaney, Michael Dean, Power supposed,
56:28
Charles and Heston. You're gonna do something or just stand there and bleed.
56:38
Justice is coming to Tombstone. Oh. Great movie, Yes, fantastic
56:45
film. And the reason when I first was making a list, I was
56:51
like, man, it's probably Tombstone, right and then but I did rewatch
56:54
it, and it does have some production issues a little bit. It's not
57:00
like the best well shot or even I don't know. Sometimes the dialogues a
57:05
little silly, but I do love that it's like so traditional like western.
57:10
Um. And I do love that it's not like um, one that really
57:17
has any Indigenous you know, negative portrayal of Indigenous people either. Um.
57:22
So it's just like a it's just a solid Western film without any But I
57:29
mean the cast is incredible. Um, Kurt Russell, who I would rather
57:34
watch in a Western than Kevin Costner personally, Um, I think he's great.
57:38
And then you know you can't not mention Val Kilmer and just oh yeah
57:45
I would. I would say, like easily his best role exactly. And
57:49
I it's I've said this in the past, where like he does so good
57:52
as Doc Holiday. Everybody else they did great, no issue, but I
57:55
think he completely steals the movie. When I think back about the movie,
58:00
I only think back of Val Yeah yeah, um yeah, because he's like
58:06
he's he's so good at like he's he's very sick, so he has to
58:10
play that role. He's just a fucking badass and so many scenes he's he's
58:15
in um and then like you know now that I'm like full of estrogen,
58:19
Like I was watching the final scene and like him just crying because like you
58:22
know, he had the one friend in his life and uh, you know,
58:27
and begs him, begs him to leave his bedside because he's he's he's
58:30
you know, he doesn't want him to have pity for him, that kind
58:32
of stuff, like like, oh, man, like the dynamic that role
58:37
for him is really dynamic. Actually, when you watch it, there's a
58:40
line to where one of the other guys goes like, man, why are
58:43
you doing this? You know you look like shit, and he goes,
58:45
well, he's my friend, and he goes, hell, man, I
58:46
got a lot of friends. He goes, I don't or something like that.
58:50
So fucking cool. Valcohomer is so bad ass in that movie. I
58:53
didn't know what all of your Huckleberry was and so I looked it up.
58:57
That's what they used to call Paul Bears, Oh all carriers. I didn't
59:01
know what that meant, so some reason I thought it was Yeah, right,
59:05
it's even cooler when you hear that. Yeah, but uh yeah,
59:07
that probably would have been on my list. But I feel like it kind
59:10
of has the same effect as like The Dark Knight Rises or The Dark Knight
59:15
for me, because everybody thinks it's like the best superhero movie. I think
59:17
it's a good movie. Don't get me wrong, It's it's a good borderline
59:21
great, but I think Heath Ledger did so good in that that's what kind
59:25
of brought everything else up a step. And that's the same thing. I
59:29
kind of feel like a Valcomer. He did such a great job of that.
59:31
Like I said, it's a good movie, borderline great, but I
59:34
think Valcomer really kind of brought it to the Yeah, like you can forgive
59:37
some of like the production issues and that kind of stuff, because some scenes
59:42
that gone a little long. I'm like, why are they still riding this
59:45
fucking horse right now? Yeah? Yeah, Like the love story is a
59:47
little like, okay, how much you do that? Do? I get
59:51
it? But yeah, yeah, but a great movie overall. I think
59:52
it's I didn't see Tis an adult, and I felt I was like this
59:55
is I was like twenty four when I saw I'm like, why did I
59:58
wait so long to see this movie? Yeah? My dad loved it and
1:00:01
had me watch it growing up, and I for some reason really stuck with
1:00:06
me. Um. The cast is outside of like the main you know,
1:00:10
you also have Bill Paxton and um Sam Elliott, but outside of them,
1:00:17
uh, going down the list, there's Jason Priestley, who we just talked
1:00:22
about right, UM. Stephen Lane was the most surprising one, Like he
1:00:27
plays Ike, who's like kind of like the buffoon character. UM, but
1:00:30
if you look at him today, like complete transformation, Like he looks so
1:00:34
good, it's wild. UM also has Billy Bob Thornton, Michael Rooker,
1:00:39
Billy Zane, Powers, Booth, Um Power's Booth is so good in it,
1:00:45
UM, Thomas Hayden, Church, Frank Stallone nothing like the Matters U.
1:00:52
UM. It's got Terry O'Quinn from Lost, UM, a bunch of
1:00:58
like really classic Western stars also, you know, so there's a lot of
1:01:00
there's a little bit of homage to that UM group as well. So uh
1:01:06
yeah, you know, like you said, it's not like the best production,
1:01:09
but like put it all together, really great cast, really amazing performance
1:01:14
from a couple of them. Um. Yeah, and it's all based on
1:01:17
true stuff, which is you know, it's it's obviously exaggerated, but like
1:01:22
you know, it's still really you know, a fun watch. So I
1:01:25
conquer. I didn't know that I had Jason Priestley and Billy Zane, Like
1:01:29
yeah, they also kind of have like this little love thing going on in
1:01:32
it between the two of them. Huh mo, Jeff, I've I talked
1:01:38
so much about this movie and I've never seen it because it just like looks
1:01:44
like not my jam And I just can't stand Bill Paxxton. He does not
1:01:47
have a very big role in it. Um, okay, so I have
1:01:52
to watch think, yeah, the leading the leading ladies in it. Honestly,
1:02:00
no one really memorable. Oh Dana Delaney from Desper Housewives. Oh my
1:02:08
god, Malcolmson, Michael Malcolm, Dana Wheelard Nicholson. Yeah, Dana Delaney,
1:02:15
Joanna Pacula. Okay, I might need to watch this Thenla. Have
1:02:22
you seen the Desper Housewives? Robert Robert Mitcham narrates it and he's the guy
1:02:28
who does beef. It's what's for dinner? Oh my god? Did you
1:02:31
know who I heard an interview who Robert Mitcham had sex with. I had
1:02:36
an affair with Joan Rivers. Yeah, they had a circle. Yeah,
1:02:40
they had an affair when she was guest hosting the Tonight Show and she was
1:02:45
married and she had an affair with him. Good for her. Yeah,
1:02:49
she was Joan Rivers. She was the stand up comedian. I just read
1:02:52
somewhere that when she died, they found a book and she had like thirty
1:02:54
five hundred jokes written down in it or something like she never stopped she never
1:02:59
stopped a Dana or life yeah yeah, rood or something like that. But
1:03:02
those old library drawers, she has those, and they just got I post
1:03:07
on Facebook. They just put it into the Comedian Hall of Fame. Oh
1:03:09
maybe I used well okay, yeah, I was like, oh that's really
1:03:13
cool. Yeah yeah, no, she wouldn't be PC today at all.
1:03:16
Like but I just like have such a I don't know, I just love
1:03:21
Jones. She's she's amazing and she paved the way for so many So uh,
1:03:25
this did go. This was nominated for the MTV Movie Awards for Best
1:03:29
Male Performance DL Kilmer and Most Desirable Male Val Kilmer. He is interesting that
1:03:34
he looks like shit the whole time. That's what he was so sick in
1:03:37
that movie. Yeah huh all right, well anyways, um, I just
1:03:40
love it. Uh, it won't never. I mean it's and this is
1:03:44
one of those that's like top ten films of all time for me. I
1:03:45
just I just I keep going back to it and I just enjoyed every time.
1:03:49
So yeah, great movie. All right, we are moving on to
1:03:52
number one. Okay, So I am gonna talk about this movie, but
1:03:58
first let me know if I'm gonna play the music for it. Let me
1:04:01
know if you have any idea of what movie this is? Again, a
1:04:04
boy, I can't hear it. Oh damn it. Okay, I have
1:04:15
no idea that sounds from me. Answer. There's never any questions. Lovers
1:04:26
in discretion and it's like a smooth jazz thing. And I'll be said to
1:04:30
the clip, but I'm gonna slowly bring it down. So that's weird,
1:04:38
right, that's like okay, that is for the nineteen ninety three movie called
1:04:43
Batman Mask of the fassm Yes, the outro credit song has like the smooth
1:04:51
jazz love song and it's the weirdest shit. I was like, what the
1:04:56
fuck I get? Because of the movie. I kind of get it,
1:04:59
but to this extent, no way. I'll send you the clip. I
1:05:02
just watched this last year for the first time. Oh nice. Yeah.
1:05:06
No. And the reason I picked this is because a lot of people say,
1:05:10
oh, I'll just in case you haven't seen it, I'll just do
1:05:12
okay. So it was said in the nineteen forties the troubled yet heroic Batman
1:05:15
played by Kevin Conroy, who every time I picture Batman in my head when
1:05:18
I'm reading a comic book, that's his voice. Is pitted against a mysterious
1:05:23
figure who's who is rubbing out Gotham City's most dangerous criminals and who many believes
1:05:28
is the Cape Crusader himself. Batman's alter ego ego millionaire Bruce Wayne is about
1:05:33
to get married to the lovely Andrea Beaumont Dana Delaney Wow, who helps him
1:05:42
recover from his need to avenge his parents murder, meaning that his crime fighting
1:05:46
days may be numbered. This Christmas, for the first time, America's most
1:05:50
exciting and legendary motion picture hero comes to the screen like you've never seen him
1:05:57
before in all new, larger than feature film Now the Darky Knife confronts his
1:06:06
newest and most menacing Villa Your Angel looked as the Wings the Phantasm I Want
1:06:14
You, and faces his greatest danger. Can't be too careful with all those
1:06:20
weirdos around the swing New Adventure Batman, Mask of the Phantasm, the animated
1:06:31
movie coming for a Christmas You'll never forget. So the reason I liked it
1:06:41
is because I didn't see this, probably until I was like thirteen. I
1:06:44
didn't see when it first came out. Maybe I did, but maybe I
1:06:45
don't remember, because that's right around the time the Batman animated series, so
1:06:48
maybe I kind of put him together. But for me, this is the
1:06:51
first time it really kind of focused more on the Bruce Wayne aspect, like
1:06:56
his love life and how that affects him being Batman and the fact that one
1:07:00
scene where he's like crying out his parents grave, he's like, hey,
1:07:02
I might not be able to do what I promised you too, because I'm
1:07:05
happy. And when I made that promise, I never thought i'd ever be
1:07:08
happy again. And I was like, holy shit, that's pretty heavy for
1:07:11
like a kid's Batman movie, you know. And then there's the twist at
1:07:15
the end. I haven't watched it for so long. Till I was watching
1:07:17
it, I was like, how does this end? And then it happened.
1:07:20
I was like, oh shit, and I was like, yeah,
1:07:23
so I fucking really love the twist ending. I don't think anybody saw that
1:07:28
coming when they first saw Maybe they did, I don't know, But if
1:07:30
you look up like best animated Batman movies, this one's always near the top,
1:07:34
if not the top. So yeah, it's just it's great. It's
1:07:39
it's the same director who did the animated series, same kind of story writing,
1:07:43
storytelling, animation. It gets great. It's really it's like it's wonderful
1:07:48
and it's short. It's like an hour and twenty minutes. I'm like that
1:07:50
again, nothing too crazy, so you can watch it pretty quickly. But
1:07:55
yeah, if you're a fan of superheroes in any way, I'd highly recommend
1:07:58
this one. Yeah. Uh yeah, I really enjoyed it. I had
1:08:01
a friend recommend it was like, you really should see that one. It's
1:08:03
really good, and uh yeah yeah. It was actually released on Christmas Day
1:08:09
two. Uh oh cool. Yeah yeah. How would you feel if because
1:08:15
so they have the reboot of X Men ninety seven, how would you feel
1:08:21
if they did that with Batman? I would I would be okay with it,
1:08:27
just because so many people have already done even when Kevin Connor was alive.
1:08:30
So many people, different people who have done Batman's voice, Like in
1:08:34
my head, that's the Batman I picture, but not everybody like Wilford ll
1:08:39
he does Batman beyond he's Eric from Boymate's World, so even he you know.
1:08:43
I mean, so it's just such a wide range of people. You
1:08:45
would watch Dreck Bader does him now and some of the animute stuff. Yeah
1:08:49
right, yeah, it depends. Yeah, I would start if, but
1:08:51
like if the first couple, it depends like yes and no, like,
1:08:57
uh, I don't I really like the I liked so what I like when
1:09:01
it comes to superheroes, I like where it's a little more grounded. That's
1:09:04
why growing up, I've always just kind of like DC a little bit better
1:09:06
than Marvel. And that's fine Marvel, but Marvel to me has always been
1:09:10
a little bit more fantastical, a little more like wild and like, yeah,
1:09:13
it's like galactus fantasy that yeah, the galactus eats galaxies. So it's
1:09:17
like, you know, you know, which is cool. But like when
1:09:20
there's just like a murder on the side, like, oh, that's a
1:09:24
little more relatable. So I've always kind of liked a little more the darker
1:09:27
stuff. So if it was like a dark little more relatable, but I
1:09:30
know, it's a superhero thing that you know, they're not flying around,
1:09:31
which I give, who go super yeah okay, but they're relating with real
1:09:35
world problems and they just happen to be superheroes. That's what I really like
1:09:39
about it. So but yeah, to answer your question, yes, most
1:09:42
like that, I'd watch it. So yeah cool, yeah, Jeff.
1:09:49
My number one is Homeward Bound. Nice. So this is like the epitome
1:09:55
of like dog and cat talking movies. So good. The only thing I
1:09:59
would change I want their mouths to move. Two of your top three has
1:10:01
the animals, to mine has a bat Yeah bat Yeah. Oh wait,
1:10:10
yours has Batman. Schindler's list had the guy from Batman? And then what
1:10:15
was your middle one? What was your middle one? To Ali's what was
1:10:20
your middle Uh? It was the Robin and men tites? But who from
1:10:26
Schindler's list is Batman? Neil Liam Neeson. He's in the Batman? Oh
1:10:30
yeah, yeah, you're right, yeah so huh um. Anyway, So
1:10:34
Homer Bound amazing movie from Walt Disney home video, Gonna miss You so much.
1:10:41
Left behind with family friends, how a nice vacation and far from their
1:10:45
home. Three beloved picks take matters into their own pause. He's shadow,
1:10:51
something doesn't smell right, She's sessy, cats ruling dogs drool. He's jest
1:10:59
yea life. Now they're determined to find their way back. I'm going home.
1:11:04
Wait, they're off on an adventure they'll never forget. Oh, this
1:11:10
ground isn't nearly soft enough. Don't be such a sissy, Sassy, It's
1:11:14
an untamed world full of surprises. I never done anything. Can smell too
1:11:19
much? Pe you where nothing comes easy? Hey, hey, scram gets
1:11:24
your own fish and danger waits at every turn. I gotta tell you,
1:11:31
domesticated animals, we'll just stand at the chance sat where the forces of nature
1:11:36
will test their ability to survive. It will be an incredible journey home.
1:11:43
Hey guys, wait up, come on, almost just over that mom.
1:11:46
So my summary of it is that there's these a cat dog and another dog
1:11:51
voiced by Michael J. Fox plays Chance, Sally Field plays uh fuck shadow,
1:11:59
No no no, no, uh no shadows the Golden Trooper kind of
1:12:01
dog. What what's Pixie precious? No, it's what's Sally Field's name in
1:12:10
pertsy or hold on for you? Yeah, we got a Google Google schmoogle
1:12:14
this. I love Sally Field, love her so much. I used to
1:12:19
hate missus doubtfire Sally. Yeah, there we go. Any was something like
1:12:24
that. Um. It also starts, so it's those three animals that,
1:12:29
um, there's like a broken family. Then they're okay, so they belong
1:12:32
to three kids. Um, and the parents are getting married and they go
1:12:41
on their honeymoon or something or movingto something like that, and the animals go
1:12:45
stay with Jean Smart and then they're like the dogs and the cats are like,
1:12:49
oh, we gotta go home around So then they travel across like state
1:12:55
and find their new find their family again. Anyway, the whole horrible job
1:12:59
messing that. But anyways, it's one of those everyone's seen it. Yeah,
1:13:02
most of our folks have seen it for sure. Yeah, it's connected
1:13:05
to Oregon because the house that Jean Smart owns is in Northeast Oregon. And
1:13:12
I went there in my past life. My spouse, my expose h lived
1:13:16
there and I went to the house and I was like Jean Smart's house,
1:13:19
and um, so that's fabulous. Ron Tomatoes gave it an eighty seven percent.
1:13:26
Box office was fifty seven million. I don't I didn't find anything about
1:13:30
the budget, but yeah, um, but it's just such a good movie,
1:13:34
Like I love Chance, like chances, like my guy, like my
1:13:36
dog, like it was so cool. Yeah, he was so cool.
1:13:40
And then Shadow was so endeary in the end, like such a Tierra jerker,
1:13:43
and it would be so sad if, like spoiler alert, all the
1:13:45
animals find their owners. But um, there's like a question of like is
1:13:50
Shadow gonna make it? Because he falls down a hole like a train stop,
1:13:55
and he does make it. It's such a tier jerker. Yeah,
1:13:57
and then just like the bantering between Chance and Sassy, and then you know,
1:14:00
Shadow gets involved because he's like who saw Oh some guy with like a
1:14:04
weird mustache. You have to google Google google it. Yeah, I don't
1:14:12
know who that is. Yeah, that's who's Shadow's voice. But Michael J.
1:14:15
Fox doesn't a great job. Like I don't think Michael J. Fox
1:14:18
is that good of an actor or person, but person he might be.
1:14:23
He might be a good person. I don't know him personally, but like
1:14:25
I don't think I don't. I don't think he's like, Oh, I
1:14:29
can't wait to see that Michael J. Fox movie. But um, but
1:14:32
I don't got to target Michael J. Fox. But um, I just
1:14:38
didn't like Back to the Future movies. I didn't like it wasn't my jams.
1:14:41
So that guy was like in a lot of movies, like the thirties
1:14:43
and forties The Donna Metcha. Yeah, strange makes sense because his voice is
1:14:46
let's played elderly dog. Maybe Yeah. And then there's the sequel Whilst in
1:14:51
San Francisco or something like that. Yeah, I don't it's fine. Like
1:14:56
the only movie I'm gonna be honest with you, the only movie that has
1:14:59
the a sequel or one of the best equals is Babe Babe two, Pick
1:15:04
in the City genius. I mean everybod two is pretty solid. Yeah,
1:15:11
all the toy stories are pretty I just love animal movie like I love like
1:15:15
the Chipmunk movies. Those were so fucking good, Like I think you should
1:15:17
have leaned into like the craziness more and then like the sequel like chip chip
1:15:24
Wrecked, that one's good or the Squeak wol I think I think chip Wrecked
1:15:30
is the third one. Husten to David Cross talk about that because he was
1:15:33
contractoredly obligated to do those and he goes off. You can find him.
1:15:38
He talks so much fucking shit about how I guess they were like really rude
1:15:42
to him. I guess because he didn't want to do it. So I
1:15:44
don't know why, why wouldn't he wanted. Who did he play in it?
1:15:46
He was like an executive or something. I can't remember. Yeah,
1:15:50
I don't see I can't remember. I've never seen him. But no,
1:15:56
I just love I have nothing bad to say about this movie. I just
1:16:00
I love it. It's intense, it's funny, it has fucking animals.
1:16:03
Like I don't know how it works with protecting these animals from like being misused
1:16:10
or whatever, because when I rewatch uh Milo and Otis, I'm like,
1:16:15
there's no way that that's not a real cat in that box that's floating down
1:16:18
the river. So I'm like it could be wrong, but I think they
1:16:21
killed like a lot of animals during Milow. Notice you think I can.
1:16:26
I can believe that for sure. Um. But The Homeward Bound, I
1:16:30
think it's like a perfect kids movie because like it has action. It has
1:16:32
like, you know, not like romantic love, but a love between you
1:16:35
know, the animal, you know, so it shows love, shows action,
1:16:38
suspense. You know, it's really sad at the animal. You think
1:16:41
Shadow's not going to make it, and the little boy's devastated because he goes
1:16:44
he was too old and then you see him and the dog is like,
1:16:46
what's up? So I love it so much. That's a good movie.
1:16:54
Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if it's a true story though
1:16:57
it's uh, it's a reboot. Oh yeah, because back in back in
1:17:00
the day it was an incredible story. And the chance version had it was
1:17:04
one of those like Frank and Weenie dogs. I had, like the long
1:17:06
stout, like loud snout. Yeah, they're so cute. Yeah, it
1:17:13
was called the Incredible Journey. Yeah, there we go. I think that's
1:17:15
the tagline on Home or Bound? Is homewor bound the Incredible Journey? Yeah?
1:17:21
Um, yeah, great movie, great, great pick. Yeah,
1:17:25
And I like Michael J. Fox. I've really enjoyed the Back to the
1:17:28
Futures. I like Michael J. Fox too. I shouldn't have attacked him
1:17:30
as a person. I no, I just don't think he's like just the
1:17:35
same thing with like Bill Murray, like we talked about, like, I
1:17:38
don't think he's that good. Yeah, I think he's good in what he
1:17:43
did. Like, but he was like in this military movie which I didn't
1:17:45
think was really good. But I think it was like an Oscar or something.
1:17:47
I don't know, some Vietnam one. But Michael J. Fox was
1:17:50
Yeah, Hey, sorry, I don't know. Yeah. So The Incredible
1:17:55
Journey came out in nineteen sixty three and you can watch it on Disney Plus.
1:18:00
Oh there we go. Yeah, so and that has the he's under
1:18:04
used or not used very much, but the dad in this movie or the
1:18:06
step dad or whatever from Alane Airplane. Yeah, everything is Dana Delaney and
1:18:12
an airplane. I like it. Yeah, I feel like I could.
1:18:16
I would. I like Dana Delaney would wish. That's a happy birthday because
1:18:20
she's maybe like a CEE R D list celebrity. Ali Jan know who Dana
1:18:25
Delaney is. I mean now I do now thanks to um Toomstone. Yeah,
1:18:31
put together this this podcast episode is brought to you by Dana Delane.
1:18:36
We get her on the podcast, that'd be cool. I would fucking die
1:18:40
because I love her. She was in Tombstone. Yeah, yeah, we
1:18:43
talked about but yeah, she was in two of the three movies that you
1:18:48
chose. No, Ali chose Tombstone and I chose Batman. Yeah, so,
1:18:51
I mean that's a good percentage though. Yeah, what was that?
1:18:56
What was Riya's So Ria's number one one was Free Willie Oh yeah, um
1:19:02
and then her number two, which we skipped over. Um is Missus Delfire?
1:19:06
Okay, oh makes sense? Yeah, what did she like about Missus
1:19:10
Delfire? I mean what's not to like? I mean, ultimately, like
1:19:14
it was very close to making my top three. Uh you know Rob Williams
1:19:18
legendary. It's just yeah, it's just a good movie. It's just fun.
1:19:25
It is. Yeah, No, I that movie would have been on
1:19:27
my top three if we didn't talk about it so much. He was I
1:19:30
defending that one or the Burkey. You were judging that one. I was
1:19:33
judging that episode. Yeah, Andy, Andy had which one? This is
1:19:39
that fire? I was just thinking, like he really should have just like
1:19:43
buckled down, got a job, got a place, and like, yeah,
1:19:45
could get but he handled that wrong. So that Delaney lady, she
1:19:50
was in The Comedians, which I fucking loved. Had it was that TV
1:19:54
show? Did anybody watch it? No? It was um Billy Crystal and
1:19:58
Josh Gad really good show. And she's done the Flashpoint Paradox animated movie,
1:20:02
which is maybe my favorite animated one, and the Justice League. I didn't
1:20:06
realize that she was so much in my life until this lady. Let's reach
1:20:12
out to her and what's up, because she's probably not worth much. But
1:20:17
like that one time you were talking about going to say, you're like,
1:20:20
you know, they're like, they're nothing like damn you said that about some
1:20:27
celebrity of the past. There's nothing. I mean, like I could see
1:20:31
her being on our podcast. Yeah, now to all the episodes. Yeah,
1:20:41
oh wow, all right, So my number one we've we discussed in
1:20:45
great detail, and I just I couldn't not work my way around it.
1:20:49
But it's a sad loot. The movie has a nice comic rhythm, getting
1:20:55
his laughs from exaggeration and pure fantasy and those inventions where they're trying to get
1:20:59
the ball back instead of bogging down, and a lot of dumb plot points.
1:21:02
And I can't tell you how relieved I was when The Sandlot did not
1:21:06
end with the kids winning the big Game, or indeed even playing the big
1:21:10
game. This movie is a little treasure. Well I like that too.
1:21:13
I was expecting it to go in that direction. That was fresh. I
1:21:15
enjoyed the film. I enjoyed the spirit up at you're talking about the big
1:21:19
animal behind the fence, I mean, and you see it in a shadow
1:21:23
at one point you hear the monster grouse. I liked the film, there
1:21:26
are a couple of little points that just bugged me because I thought they could
1:21:29
have had really something special. Babe Ruth is misspelled on the baseball by one
1:21:33
of the kids who should know better. The kid doesn't know who Babe Ruth
1:21:36
is, but then he knows his real name is George Herman Ruth. And
1:21:40
in another scene. They are all little kinds of mistakes in the picture.
1:21:45
I still like them. I think he finds out that it's George Herman Ruth.
1:21:47
Yeah we don't see that. Well, he obviously he does, but
1:21:50
we don't see any justification. But I think those are very minor points.
1:21:54
There are others too. This isn't genuinely entertaining. It's an enjoyable film.
1:21:58
Yeah, that's on my notable the notable list too. Yeah, I mean
1:22:01
there's not much to go into because we went into really like go back and
1:22:04
listen to our Sad Lot episode because it is a lot of fun. It's
1:22:06
there's a lot of great detail in that episode. And yeah, it's just
1:22:11
it's timeless, um nostalgic for myself as a kid, and now I quote
1:22:17
it all the time. I just it's endlessly enjoyable. I love now,
1:22:21
like even now watching it, like there's there's still fun things that I catch
1:22:26
and yeah, it's just so good. It's so so good. Yeah,
1:22:30
no, that's exactly. Um, yeah, it's on my notable list just
1:22:33
because everything you just said, and you can watch it as an adult and
1:22:36
it's still fun and it makes you remember when you're a kid hanging out with
1:22:41
it. Well for me at least, you can't speak for everybody, but
1:22:44
before cell phones, you know, you talked to your friends the night before,
1:22:46
like hey, let's meet at this place at ten am and then we'll
1:22:48
hang out. Okay, cool, and then like you know, the anticipation
1:22:51
of hanging out with your friends, awaiting everybody meets up and like, hey
1:22:54
we did it, you know, without knowing that we were all gonna be
1:22:57
here. It's it's just it's a lot of fun. It doesn't matter how
1:22:59
old you are. I think you can enjoy that movie. Even the dynamic
1:23:00
of like friend groups. You know, like there's that person who's outlandish,
1:23:04
is that person's like the leader. There's you know, there's the shy kid
1:23:08
who's just following along. Like it's just so it's just such an amazing like
1:23:11
cast of characters. It's a big cast, and like, I'm blown away
1:23:15
by how well those kids meshed together and like everyone had like a piece to
1:23:21
it. It wasn't just like, oh, that's just that one kid from
1:23:24
that movie. Like every character, like we talked about in the review,
1:23:27
has like a like has an opportunity to shine and they do it. Yeah,
1:23:30
it's something memorable about ever, memorable about every single one. Yeah.
1:23:35
Uh cool, Well, uh quick review. We want to listen our top
1:23:41
threes. Sure, I'll go first. I had Schindler's List, and then
1:23:45
Robin Hood, Menontites and Batman, Phantasm, the Masks right, Oh yes,
1:23:53
yes, I had Luk Who's talking now, Free Willy and Homeward Bound.
1:24:00
Maria had Dave, Missus, Doubtfire, and Free Willie, and then
1:24:03
I had Jurassic Park, Tombstone and the sand Lot. Only Free Willy was
1:24:10
the only one double. I guess that's the best film in nineteen ninety three.
1:24:13
Yeah, so the only I would have if we didn't talk so much
1:24:15
about Missus, Doubtfire, and The Night Move for Christmas, I would have
1:24:18
had those my three and two. Really remember Christmas? You like it that
1:24:21
much? I do? I really? I love the music. Um,
1:24:25
I love the s I think the way it looks is really cool that when
1:24:29
Jack's walking in the moons behind him, I think that's such a cool image
1:24:32
alone. It's just beautiful. Um yeah, but maybe I think if if
1:24:38
I didn't, I think it might have been uh probably my night move for
1:24:42
Christmas was my third, then Batman two and then Missus Doutfire, Okay if
1:24:45
we didn't talk about them. Yeah, yeah, And I was where you're
1:24:49
I was saying, like this was this could consequent like we're going to talk
1:24:53
about hopefully every year down the road, but like this might be like the
1:24:57
biggest year in movies. And we've already discussed like this is our what eightieth
1:25:00
episode or something, and so we've already do in like five of our eighty
1:25:03
episodes dedicated to movies from this year. So it's it's it's obviously had a
1:25:09
huge impact. What were your notable mentions or honorable mentions? Oh yeah,
1:25:18
uh, I don't want to take everybody's but something that you guys might not
1:25:21
have on there is a teenage mutant Turtles three. I put a Bronx sale
1:25:26
on there, and overall, I don't say that movie is that great,
1:25:29
but I think DeNiro gives way underrated if him not being a gangster in this
1:25:32
movie him alone, I think it's just fucking great, okay, and then
1:25:35
Rookie of the Year and then Menaces Society. I really loved those ones,
1:25:39
and also Godzilla Mecca's Mecca, Godzilla three. Okay, Jeff, So some
1:25:45
of mine were Grumpy Old Men. I love that one almost like almost made
1:25:48
down to my list and sidebar. I always feel what's the guy's name I
1:25:51
have mentioned before, Hamilton, You know, the the guy from Grumpy Old
1:25:56
Men? Oh? Sorry, I got that really here? Oh, I
1:26:00
like it. I you mentioned for his gump and every episode you haven't mentioned
1:26:05
I've been mentioning it on the sports podcast at Nut. Yeah. No,
1:26:11
I always feel like the guy from Dennis the Menace and yeah, he looks
1:26:15
like Saddam Hussein. I always mixed them up. Actually, Dennis the Mess
1:26:19
came out this year. Yeah, I saw that in theaters. That's some
1:26:21
of my earliest memories. Same with Christopher Lloyd wasn't and he's really dirty.
1:26:26
Men is really good, but I feel like, uh, missus Wilson doesn't
1:26:30
like give her husband enough credit to this, like Menace, little asshole like
1:26:34
that's the point of the character. It's like the same thing, um,
1:26:39
you know with the Simpsons and George Bush, like Barbara Bush is oblivious to
1:26:43
what's going on and see as a sweetheart. I love the only the only
1:26:47
criticism I have a grumpy old man and grumpy old men is I just don't
1:26:50
feel like those men would get those women. The second one, he gets
1:26:55
a Sophia what's what's her name? Uh, the actress with very busty and
1:27:02
so feel the lorne. I'm like, yeah, they dick, I think
1:27:09
so all right. Um. Also my list was The Crush with a Lazy
1:27:12
Silverstone. Okay, it's kind of like uh, Fear, but with a
1:27:16
young girl as like the villain Fear fucking scared this ship out of me.
1:27:20
When I was a kid. I shouldn't have watched it. I was in
1:27:23
third grade, and I know you definitely shouldn't have getting figured on the roller
1:27:27
coaster. I don't know if I knew exactly what was going on. Yeah,
1:27:30
yeah, have you seen The Crush Alley. It's it's pretty bad,
1:27:34
so good, okay, um sleep this in Seattle, And I put Teenage
1:27:36
Mutant Ninja Turtles three as well because that one. I was the only one
1:27:41
I had on VHS growing up, so I like watched the shit out of
1:27:44
it. I just love Sleeps in Seattle. I almost put that on my
1:27:47
list, but I feel like I kind of want to talk about it during
1:27:49
Christmas time. Oh okay, I just watched it for the first time,
1:27:54
sleep in Seattle. Oh it's so good. Oh maybe I haven't watched it
1:27:58
for years, but growing up that because I'm around was like my first like
1:28:00
crush. I remember having so anything with her and growing up i'd watch but
1:28:04
yeah, I can't remember. It's still as good as I thought it was,
1:28:06
but I loved it. Yeah, Rosie's in it, Yeah, yeah,
1:28:10
for sure. I thought even heard second that um that it was nor
1:28:15
f friend also did now and then, but I mixed them up, mixed
1:28:17
her up with im Arlene Keane. Uh, and I was just like,
1:28:20
what's with these people putting Rosie o Donald on all these straight roles? Like
1:28:25
it's so stupid. Um, she played Betty and uh yeah right, she
1:28:30
was good. She was a good Betty. Though, Um, I haven't
1:28:32
seen that movie for a long time. I'm just looking up the brush.
1:28:35
It's free to watch on tub so maybe I'll watch that soon. And it
1:28:38
has Carrie always from Robin Hoodmen and Tights. So Teenage Mutant in Turtles three
1:28:42
was filmed in Astoria and I lived there around that time when my dad worked
1:28:45
for the state. So he brought me back a piece of bamboo that they
1:28:48
used in the fire for that and I had it so I was like fifth
1:28:53
grade and I used to use it as like a Donna Tello stick as a
1:28:55
fighter stick. I don't know what happened to it, but I moved and
1:28:58
I lost at some point, but that was you could see the burn marks
1:29:00
on it. I was like, what it was so cool? Its cool?
1:29:03
Who were you? Like? The crush is about a fourteen year old
1:29:05
that wants to oh the crush? Yeah, I haven't ever seen it.
1:29:12
It's kind of gross, Jeff, I was a kid watching it. We're
1:29:19
gonna say about TMT. Teenage mut Turtles is like so iconic and so it's
1:29:25
the longevity, And I think it's because it's one of those shows that like
1:29:28
I saw a meme about it recently. It's like, I'm that one.
1:29:30
I'm that one. Yeah, like, who were you? He was the
1:29:34
leader? I will say he wasn't a lot of people say Michelangelo was,
1:29:38
but if you watch TMNT one in the outro song, he goes Raphael is
1:29:44
a leader of the group something something they probably poop or something like. I
1:29:46
feel like they changed the leaders though, like you know, like everyone's I
1:29:50
assume that Leo was the leader and the same see but he I think they
1:29:55
did that during the cartoon. But for the movie, the creators had a
1:29:59
lot more say in the actual movie since there was an independent film, and
1:30:01
so I'm going with the movie. Was Peter Laird and man, if they
1:30:05
ever wanted to do like a serious one, like an actual serious Ninja Turtles,
1:30:12
he actually pretty compelling. Well it was originally serious. In the very
1:30:15
first comic they actually stab fucking Shredder to death. Sure, Kevin Eastman,
1:30:19
I have I have a signed comic book from Kevin Eastman, but it's Kevin
1:30:24
Eastman and Peter Laird. I bet Ali was Donna Tello. Oh no,
1:30:29
I love michel Angelo. Mike Oh really yeah, I could tell Abaly seems
1:30:34
like a Mikey. I thought read everything. Jason, the Red Power Ranger
1:30:40
was the coolest ivery. Maybe it wasn't, Jason. I don't know.
1:30:41
The Red Power Ranger was my favorite, and Wolverine was my favorite out of
1:30:45
the Xman and Raphael because they're always kind of like, yeah, I'm pissed
1:30:47
off about something, I mean, but probably today I'm more of the Michael
1:30:53
Michaelangelo was my jam because I liked pizza. And then uh, what was
1:30:58
the other one? Oh Black Ranger Zach. That was my costume when I
1:31:01
was little, and my sister was Trainey train Yeah, and then X Men.
1:31:06
I don't know, I don't remember who. I liked them all,
1:31:10
but I mainly like the women. I thought were a lot more badass than
1:31:12
the men, and and X Men, like Wolverine was cool, but he
1:31:15
was a rebel. Scott Summers was or Cyclops was so by the book that
1:31:20
Storm was fucking badass. I was like Gambit, like I his accent from
1:31:29
the cartoon, the song song That's so I'm gonna get some gumbo. Speaking
1:31:34
of gumbo, make sure you're listening to the newest episode of The Averagers.
1:31:38
I like that pluck Um Okay, I'm just gonna listen some that were notable.
1:31:42
Um regardless of anybody has opinions about him, but um in decent proposal.
1:31:46
So I married an Axe Murderer, Rudy Falling Down, True Romance,
1:31:53
The Good Son, Oh Yeah, Uh Days Been Confused, which has been
1:31:58
mentioned by Andy Um, The Pelican Brief, Hocus Pocus, the Original Cool
1:32:06
Runnings, which would be close ones for sure. Same Yeah, Demolition Man,
1:32:15
Fire in the Sky, No Uh, Mister Nanny, Cop and a
1:32:21
Half. We have sequels from Hot Shots, Wayne's World, and Beethoven.
1:32:29
Uh Chronos, which is a horror film, Body Snatchers, Cannibal the Musical,
1:32:35
Son in Law, Benny and June, What's Eating Gilbert? Grape Blast,
1:32:41
Action Hero Mattenay, and I don't if anybody saw that one I saw
1:32:45
in theaters. It was fun. What's love got to do with it?
1:32:48
And then two more of the Adventures of Huck Finn The Uh that was good?
1:32:54
Gttt uh And then Groundhog Day probably is one that everyone's if they're listening,
1:32:59
is probably upset. We haven't mentioned, but oh, I don't care
1:33:01
about that. I love like Blood Out too. Don'tybody watch Blood and blood
1:33:04
Out. It's like a gang gangster movie, like Mexican gangsters, and then
1:33:08
like it's like their whole life from when they were young and they become a
1:33:10
gang gang and then some go to prison, someone becomes a cop. It's
1:33:14
some of the acting is way overboard, but it's like a three hour long
1:33:16
like Mexican Gang Gang Member epic. It's kind of worth watchings. But it's
1:33:23
cool. Runnings. It was about a fifteen million dollar budget. They made
1:33:26
one hundred and fifty eight million dollars. Why did that movie take off so
1:33:30
much? I just think that. I just think anything with John Candy,
1:33:32
he's so just like great on screen. I don't think I've been bitten by
1:33:35
the John Candy bug yet it's too bad. He's too good. You should
1:33:42
check it out. Yeah, but what what movie if I had to watch
1:33:44
John Candy? I think I think you were like Uncle Buck. Okay,
1:33:48
I'll get it. I'm open to watch. I love the Great Outdoors and
1:33:51
I love sum Rental. I some Rental too. One of the best montages
1:33:56
ever. Has that Jimmy Buffet song. Great montage scene? Uh, Groundhog
1:34:00
Day. I rewatched this one too this week, and I don't know,
1:34:03
you know, it's just okay in my opinion. I haven't seen this as
1:34:08
a kid. I can't really remember too much about it. Yeah, I
1:34:11
just don't like Bill Murray Andy mcdowlls on it. Murray. I mean,
1:34:15
it's like, I don't know interesting what I don't like Bill Murray. Yeah,
1:34:20
I don't like I don't. I just don't think he. I think
1:34:23
he's a bee. Oh, Rookie of the Year came out that year too.
1:34:26
Yeah, you had mentioned that one. Oh yeah, you got a
1:34:30
lot of movies you liked Ali. I didn't say I liked him. I
1:34:32
just said they're notable. Oh okay, I just I thought you were listening
1:34:39
to the ones that like people had probably heard of, you know, and
1:34:43
so or they're very popular. I mean, of those, I would probably
1:34:45
pick Rudy um and then probably uh. That's about it really. Other than
1:34:58
that, Like, I wasn't super thrilled on a lot of these films.
1:35:00
I just realized today that Rudy came out in ninety three. I thought the
1:35:02
movie came out in like mid eighties than it was. I'd say, mattenee,
1:35:08
I've never mattee. That was a fun one. It's from the guy
1:35:09
I did Gremlins, and it's got John Goodman. It's fund you like John
1:35:14
Goodman. Any final thoughts in the year, No, I think you said
1:35:19
it great near the beginning. I mean, we've we've done eighty episodes,
1:35:21
we've already talked about multiple like so many of these movies. I think it's
1:35:25
gonna go down as one of the best movie years in history. I wonder
1:35:29
what. Maybe it's because like, uh, I don't know, I don't
1:35:32
know. I was gonna say, I wonder why. Maybe the early nineties
1:35:34
had like but I guess keeps going on about ninety six, I feel like
1:35:39
in good movies. But we'll see. But anyway, it's a great year
1:35:42
for movies. Yeah, it's interesting that like a lot of the actors we
1:35:45
mentioned are in multiple movies in one year. That's true. That's kind of
1:35:48
interesting. I guess like Sally Fields and Dana Delaney were voice ones and one
1:35:53
of them. Yeah, but also Steven Spielberg took out like two of the
1:35:57
top grossing films that year, So that's pretty that is intended her. It's
1:36:00
like, he's amazing. I haven't I hope he doesn't get me too or
1:36:03
anything. I don't think he will at this point. Well, I mean,
1:36:08
Bill Cosby is pretty old. But Bill Cosby was gonna like me tooing
1:36:12
people when he was younger, though, but it came out when he was
1:36:15
old. Oh shit, no, let's protect him. No no, no,
1:36:18
no, no, let's let's pray the guy recorded. No. I
1:36:29
just really hope he doesn't like I don't like et I. It's a horrible
1:36:31
movie. But well it's it's so well done, but it's terrifying, Like
1:36:34
I fucking hate that. I haven't hate aliens. Uh. Well, later
1:36:40
this year, we still have to do TV of ninety three and then that'll
1:36:43
wrap up the year for us. So um excited to do that one.
1:36:47
I have no idea what actually I think I have an idea, but it
1:36:50
doesn't matter. We'll get to it. Yeah. Oh this was spens Yeah.
1:36:58
Uh cool? Well? Uh and do you want to what should uh
1:37:01
people check out with you? Oh? Yeah, send me a message on
1:37:05
Instagram, notably underscore Andy about some cool hacks. I've seen a few,
1:37:10
nothing bad, but nothing too great that you know. I think we'll you
1:37:14
know, Burth the Banks. I want to get some good ones, uh,
1:37:16
and then check out the Averagers. Um, it's a lot of fun.
1:37:19
By time this comes out, there should be another episode or two with
1:37:23
the Gumbo and then I think by then you'll meet the leader or the owner
1:37:27
Franklin funds and is security Guard, which is my favorite thing ever. It's
1:37:31
so fucking fun. But yeah, no, check out I like Balls podcasts,
1:37:34
a sports podcast. Check out The Averagers, it's a superhero podcast.
1:37:38
And send me some cool life hacks. Jeff Mine. If if you want
1:37:44
to look at pictures of my dog doing nothing, then go to at Gus
1:37:48
Gus underscore the dog is my dog, and then well, I'm not involved
1:37:54
in this, but watch c Spiracy on Netflix. You won't be well,
1:37:59
you'll be like disappointed with like the end of the world upon us, but
1:38:01
watch it. We need to be informed that the world's ending. That's so
1:38:05
funny because the whole reason anyway, Yeah, yeah, don't you say the
1:38:09
reason. Oh, it's just because we recorded in an episode and I was
1:38:13
like, oh, yeah, because most of our oxygen comes out. And
1:38:15
then you sent me a text and you're like, I can't believe that's true.
1:38:17
I'm like, and I told Kathy and yeah, it's like my life
1:38:21
was going so easy, breezy. I yeah, now I'm just like fuck
1:38:26
yeah, existential crisis now, yeah, it was lost. It's crazy.
1:38:30
And then I found out that like humans are like sixty sething percent water,
1:38:34
so I thought that was fucking crazy. That's why I don't understand how people
1:38:38
drown, because you only three of your body has to swim. Yeah,
1:38:44
and then and then um and then, but I did was relieved that I
1:38:48
found out about spontaneous combustion, and then I found out that that's not really
1:38:51
a thing, so I was like, thank god. I do think I
1:38:55
know why everybody is so afraid of quicksand why the brave little Toaster remember that
1:38:59
scene and they're all on quicksand came out eighty eight, so all everybody around
1:39:02
our age saw that as a kid, and that's a scary fucking scene.
1:39:05
So now I know everybody's afraid of a quicksand I hope I never encounter it.
1:39:10
So in conclusion, Gus Gus underscore the dog on Instagram for just pictures
1:39:14
of my dog and nothing great and then be very cute, thank you,
1:39:17
and then ce spiracy because we need to be on top of this or at
1:39:20
least, you know, kiss our loved ones because it has come in Ali,
1:39:28
what about you? Yeah, So I think I don't think we'll make
1:39:31
it in time for this one to come out before, but for some reason
1:39:35
it does. On July thirteenth in Portland, Oregon. I'm going to be
1:39:39
performing a tail Tale, which is a storyteller's event ticketed event. So if
1:39:44
you check out Tailtale that's t E L L t A L E PDX,
1:39:48
you can get tickets for that. Also, just follow me um any social
1:39:55
platform at Ali J is gay and I'm going to be doing some Mike's in
1:40:00
Seattle in August, so if you're in Seattle area you want to follow me,
1:40:05
then check it out that way. Like we did, uh manage to
1:40:09
go whole episode for you two, I'm very proud of you. We talked
1:40:12
about Chandler's listening. You didn't say Hitler once? Oh well yeah, come
1:40:16
on though, that's kind of low hanging fruit. Yeah, we're about that.
1:40:23
I guess I'll change my outgoing name. No, Hitler's crazy, like
1:40:29
I'm not. I just don't want any of that to happen again. Well,
1:40:33
I think what we should do is make a stand right now. Yeah,
1:40:35
we're anti cannibal Is and also anti Nazis. Yeah yeah, and I'm
1:40:40
pro ish Michael J. Fox. Yeah, the boats still out on that
1:40:45
one. Is that the same after two episodes ago? I think you need
1:40:48
to clarify if your pro conjoined twins too. Oh yeah, well wait,
1:40:55
how I don't know a couple of sisades ago? You're dogging on him?
1:41:01
That's so horrible. No, we're talking about that's all I mentioned. Um,
1:41:08
if we because we're not super inclusive, because we don't have a conjoint
1:41:11
twin. And if we do hire a conjoint twin, we need to hire
1:41:15
both of them because one of them is going to be like on their game
1:41:16
Boy or on their on their things. And I saw exactly, So I'm
1:41:23
open if dont want to clarify. Yeah, no, if there's a conjoint
1:41:27
twins that want to be on the podcast for an episode like that, let's
1:41:30
do that. We can do. Uh can join twin episode? Yeah?
1:41:34
Yeah, okay, until next time. I'm Ali, I'm Andy Schindler.
1:41:43
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