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74: Sister Wives Rewind - Sister's Special Delivery (S3E12) · Reality TV Cringe

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High raccoon. Hi party people, Welcome to reality, to the cringe,
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where we serve up all the trash. That's a bit to eat. Yes,
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baby, we're too fatass raccoons and the bottom of this dumpster roll I'm
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doing all in the trash. There is a lot of garbage. We have
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to get to my friends, so much garbage. I mean, I was
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on vacation, Yeah you were. I was gone for a little while,
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and I just can we just talk about that for a second. I know
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nobody cares, but like, just indulge me. Like previous to my road
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trip to Des Moines, Iowa, UM, which is such a fantastic part
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of the country, sod sightseeing is amazing. Um. Previous to that,
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though, I was on that god damn Quito intermittent fasting diet and I had
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gotten to the point where I only had a one hour eating window. I
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was he was crazy. I was insane crazy, and I didn't think in
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my big dumb head, yeah, that I should probably break my fast before
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my vacation, like a few days even, yeah, like let my body
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adjust to car behind rates or like eating ach. But I didn't do that.
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No, and I broke my fast on the road to Disappointing. As
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we stopped in Wichita, we stayed at a hotel and I had all these
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plans to like eat a big meal and just drink all these cocktails. And
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you wouldn't stop talking about it too. You're like I was hungry. You're
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like, I'm so good. I was so hungry, beatriz. And so
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we got some donuts for the road. Yeah, and I had one donut
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and I just got fucking sick. I lost my voice, Yeah you did.
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I was whatsapping you. I had laryngitis, Like, I immediately got
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nauseous af Yeah, And I didn't eat anything else until we got to Wichita.
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Then we went to fucking PF chan because there's nothing, literally nothing there.
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I'm like, okay, I guess we can go to PF Changs.
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It was dog shit. I had a cocktail. I didn't drink it because
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it was just revolting. And that night I was up in the middle of
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the night barthing shut up, really totally barfing. Yeah. The next day
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we had to get back on the road to go to Disapointees. Oh,
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I'm in the passenger seat. I'm fucking spasming because I was barfing the night
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before I was I had no voice. I thought it was going to have
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to go to some fucked up Wichita hospital and be admitted because I broke my
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fast in the worst possible way and I didn't recover the entire time. By
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the time I started feeling better, I was heading back to Wichita. Oh
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my god. And the whole time he retexts me, don't worry, I'm
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totally fine. I wasn't eating anything. I mean, my brother was cooking
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these elaborate you know how it is. Yeah, just elaborate meals. We
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were going out for Mexican food and margaritas. I couldn't have any of it.
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I was like, so sad, What a shame. Yeah, that's
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dude. Yeah, and you want to go back on this diet. He's
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like, I'm gonna go back on Monday. I don't know if I'm gonna
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do the keto, but I'm going to definitely do the intermittent fasting. I
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don't know if I'm going to be as crazy about it. No, He's
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like, maybe a bit of a better eating window, but it was very
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effective. Well, yeah, when you're not eating anything for forty hours,
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I just felt like hell. The entire time, and then I felt worse
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when I broke the fast. I honestly thought I had to go to the
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ear. I was kind of worried about you when you were texting me.
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I'm like, come on, man, don't die while you're away. So
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I'm actually having a cocktail right now. This is the first cocktail that I've
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had that I'm going to actually consume in like five or six weeks. Oh
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my god. I hope you don't get sick me too. I won't because
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I've been eating stuff like Yeah. I think my body is used to eating
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carbs and stuff like that. Yeah. So that's what happened on my vacation.
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It was completely ruined by my eating disordered, fucked up brain. I
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was starving myself before I went so that I would look as good as possible
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for my family. Don't give a shit. I didn't notice anything. I'm
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like, do you not see me? I know, I did not see
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anything. No. Wow, I must have gained a lot of weights last
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time they saw me, and any weight that I lost just made me look
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the same. So it was all for a fucking nothing. That's all that's
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my updates, my life update. Sorry, raccoons that I missed our pod
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for all of that. Yeah, and you were sick yesterday too, you
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got laryngitis again. I know, I don't know how to cancel the middle
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of the day. You heard me. I don't know what the fuck is
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going on. She was like whispering to me, and what's happening? Like
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you can't even talk? I couldn't. She's like, can do you mind
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if we get so I need a break. I just need a break from
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my fucked up lifestyle. But I am back and I'm ready to talk sister
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wives. Yes, honey, oh my god. So before we get into
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hot goss, some Sister Wives hot goss because there are a couple of items
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that we have to cover. This might be a little late, but we
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were gone, so but we have to talk about Gwen's wedding. Oh my
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god. Well this happened like right after we recorded the post. Of course
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it always does that every time. But Gwen gotten married to her partner b
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and the whole family was there. But there was a lot of talk for
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a few days because there was no pictures of Cody and Robin, right,
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and you were like, I don't think those bitches went to the wedding.
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I was convinced, and we were like conspiracy theories like why, and rumors
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that Robin is a homophobe and doesn't want her kids around Gwen. I mean
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all kinds of things were being said. Yeah, there was some shit on
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Reddit of people saying that Robin didn't approve of the way Gwen and b lived
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together before marriage, which is the dumbest thing ever, because you know,
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she was banging Cody right during their whole entire courtship. Of course, I
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guess that's all untrue because there was a picture, and I think it was
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leaked by Christine or McKelty, where Cody is seen in the background nursing Avalon
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or one of the babies his own breast. Yeah, I mean, okay,
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I like it. I do as well. It was the most unflattering
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angle though. Did you see that picture with his big old bulge of penis
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of a penis? Yeah, you could see it. It was I refuse
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to believe Cody Brown has a big old bulge for a people. I mean,
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it was the way his slacks must have been. Yeah, I'm not
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saying that his penis was big. I'm certainly his balls were probably big,
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you know what I mean, and old balls got old hanging balls. I
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did see the picture also of Robin. You sent it to me and you're
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like, is that Robin in the background, And she was like, I
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think also with the baby, yeah, looking very unhappy actually and that,
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and it turned out that they were there, Yeah, but they weren't in
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any of the family pictures, which is weird. Yeah, I don't know.
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Well, we know now that they showed up two hours late, right
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to the wedding, right, so everybody's theorizing that that's why they weren't in
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the like the big family photos, because they already happened before Robin and Cody
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even got there. Hmmm. But you would think that Gwen would have taken
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a picture with Cody and rob him. You'd think that there'd be some photographs
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including them. It's just so weird that they wouldn't be in any And this
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was a small wedding. There were like fifty people. Yeah, and that's
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going to be in a polygamist family that's going to be mostly family and family
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friends. And so I just can't imagine why they wouldn't be in any photographs.
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Maybe that the big family one that everyone saw, but like some some
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I would I would assume, But it's just weird, Like it could be
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either Gwen was mad at them for showing up late, but I don't know,
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she came out saying like, I didn't expect them to show up.
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They got an invite or whatever, and that was it. So she didn't
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say anything about it. But there's no pictures of her with them. Maybe
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they didn't want to be in photos. I think they probably didn't want to
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be I also heard somewhere that they actually did an RSVP and let her know
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that they were going to be there in the first place, much less that
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they were going to show up two hours late. And I think they only
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lived twenty minutes away from the venue. Yeah, so that was intentional.
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Would you have to be? And I guess people are saying it's because Cody
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Brown always has to be in the spotlight and so arriving two hours late is
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a way to do that. And I guess some of the people in the
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wedding party and or at the party were upset that he was there and didn't
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know that he had been invited and starting to started to get angry on Gwen's
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behalf. But then she told them, no, no, no, no,
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no, I invited them. I did hear that, and I did
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it say who was mad about it? I couldn't remember. I saw like
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a little blurb about that, but I don't think it was anywhere, but
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I would assume it's maybe family members mostly that's who's there. I'm just surprised
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that like mickelty didn't even have photos with them if she's like BFFs with them,
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right and as always advocating for them. Yeah, I don't know,
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but it's just very weird. Speaking of photographs, though, there was that
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one photo of the entire family except for Robin and Cody and their kids,
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which Mary was in. But then McKelty posted virtually the same photograph. It's
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not the exact same photograph. Yeah, virtually the same photograph, and Mary
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was photoshopped out. Yeah, And I couldn't tell if it was like she
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was photoshopped out or if she just stepped out, But that would be weird,
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right. I think when you examine the picture you can kind of see
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her legs on the bottom. I think she was photoshopped out. I think
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McKelty photoshopped Mary out of the family photo. That is so petty. What
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the hell? That's crazy. Just don't understand McKelty. I don't caint.
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How are you making all of these excuses for your father, who objectively is
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a horse's ass. It's on television. We all saw it with our own
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eyeballs, making excuse after excuse for Cody and Robin. But you can't show
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a bit of grace for Mary, right, I just don't like I mean,
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I guess there's the rumor that Mary abused McKelty or hid McKelty, which
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McKelty herself says she doesn't actually recall. I don't think there's any love lost
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between McKelty and Mary, but that is just so immature and patty. I
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don't like McKelty. I don't like that either. I think that's just like,
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what's the point in that you weren't even standing near her? It doesn't
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have to be anything big, But like everybody posted the big family group photo,
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like Christine and Janelle and Mary, and everybody posted the big family group
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photo with Mary in it, and then McKelty intentionally posted one that didn't have
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her in it. It's like, why that's crazy to draw attention to herself
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and to create drama. Probably I don't get it. I don't get how
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you can have grace for your dad and not don't Mary. I don't know
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either, especially when Mary has been riding hard for your dad. Yeah,
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you would think just by virtue of her being an ally to them that you
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would have like some grace for her. But she's gotten none, none at
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all, which maybe says a lot about how Mary was, or maybe it
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just speaks a lot about how Michelty is. I prefer to think it's the
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latter. I do not like her, Yeah, I do not prefer her.
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Yeah. And I feel for Mary. I always feel for Mary.
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I know she's not per FicT and you know, the allegations of abuse are
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not acceptable by any meaning of course. But when I watched these rewind episodes
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with Mary and the absolute destruction of her marriage at the hand of Robin,
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who, by the way, is apparently her best friend in this earlier episode,
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Oh my god, I just feel bad for her. Yeah, I
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just feel bad for her. And if Mary's the type of person that takes
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her shit out on everybody else, that's probably why she was so awful.
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I don't know. I don't know. I tend to think that anything that
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may or may not have happened between Mary and McKelty happened well before, For
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example, season three, which we're going to be covering tonight, like when
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McKelty was quite a bit younger. We do see Mary snap at McKelty for
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her immodesty, right, which in the real world is not immodest at all.
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But I've never really seen any evidence of that so far in season's one,
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two or three. So maybe when McKelty was really little, but she
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can't even remember. I don't know. It just seems like, grow up
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a little bit, a little bit, Just grow up a little bit.
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You have kids of your own, Like, just maybe you can have a
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talk with her and apologize, and you guys can let bygones be bygones.
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You don't have to be closed, right, But to photoshop her out of
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the fucking photo. Yeah, that's wild. That is wild. Well,
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do we have any other hot goss that we want to go over before getting
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into this episode? Well, I just wanted to read this stupid Reddit post
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that I saw, Okay, stupid. It's an interesting post because it's by
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this person HATCHI two fingerprints on Reddit system rise and it's the title is they
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edit him to make him look like the villain. So apparently this is something
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McKelty said on a live stream. Oh on here. Yeah, so McKelty
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said this in a live stream, and she also defended Cody's anchor at Janelle
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for staying friends with Christine by saying, nobody wants their wife to be friends
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with their ex while he thinks he's on his deathbed. So that's what mckeltie
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see it, Like when he was having COVID yes, okay, oh so
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yeah. And this person says, while that maybe true, that it's so
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easy to make Cody look bad, editing didn't make the majority of his kids
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lose respect for him, So I thought that was true. But I'm just
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like, why would McKelty say this shit. Why would she be defending Cody
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in any way and then saying that, oh, they just edit him to
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make him look bad. Are you serious? I don't know how. I
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don't I don't know. It's like all of these reality stars or the Real
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Housewives were like, no, I blame it on the edit, like you
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didn't see the whole picture, Like right, they can only use what you
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actually give them, And Cody, you actually said this shit. Yeah,
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you're actually doing this shit, and now it's being witnessed and corroborated by your
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wives who are now leaving you. Like it's obvious what's happening. I don't
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know why, McKelty is doing this, It's just weird. I'm like,
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how can you not see that all three of the wives left. She's dumb
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as fucked That's why, so fucking dumb. Defend your mom. And Tony's
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a grifter. He's just riding on mckelty's patreon and her LM bullshit, and
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he just doesn't work. He's a chess player, he's trying to be a
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professional fucking chess player. They're just trying to align with wherever they find the
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power to be in this family, and so I think they find the power
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to be with Cody and Robin still as opposed to Mary or Janelle or Christine.
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Maybe they're right. I don't know. I don't believe that's how they're
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betting though. So wild to me, so weird. How can you not
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support your mom? I don't know. If I were Christine, I'd be
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hurt by this. I would too. I mean, does she ride as
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hard for Christine? I mean, I'm not a part of her patreon because
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I'm not throwing money at those people, But if you Raccoons, if anybody
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out there is a patron of McKelty, like, does she ride this hard
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for Christine. Is she happy for Christine and David? For example? Because
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I thought I heard the recesses of my mind. I thought I heard at
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some point that she didn't like David, or she was a little skeptical of
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David. Yeah, so that would be crazy because all the rest of them
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like David. I could be making it up. Okay, I'm just full
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disclosure. But I don't know. I think that I heard rumblings somewhere in
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her family. Maybe it was paid in that not everybody liked him. Yes,
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interesting, Yeah, I don't like mclt man. I don't like her
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either. Do you think she's going to be on this new season, which,
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by the way, starts on August twenty Of the Night? Cannot wait?
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I can't wait. I hope she's on it. I see how stupid
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she is. Yeah, I have an actual visceral reaction to seeing her dumb
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face on my television. I'm sorry that rude. It's like, oh,
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get off my TV, lady she's with I don't want to talk about.
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I don't like her at all. Your trigger she's dumb? Yeah, she
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is dumb. I wasn't she the one who was talking about fucking breastfeeding?
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And postpartum and talking like an expert. Oh yeah, just dumb. Yeah,
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to hear your thoughts. MCLI all right, anything else for hot goss?
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That's all I got. All right, let's get into today's episode.
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We are talking about Sister Wives Season three, the final episode, which is
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episode twelve entitled Sister's Special Delivery. Oh my god, and we've all been
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waiting. We're so excited. Exceptional. Yeah, I'm Janelle. I don't
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care. Janelle's like, don't wake me up in the middle of the night
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to come see this goddamn baby. I don't care. We have a million
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kids. It's not like I haven't seen a baby be born. Been here,
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done that. Got the team chanteen times. Thanks. We start this
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episode with Robin assembling Solomon's playpen, calling into question once again why Cody doesn't
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assemble things. Why isn't fucking you are seventeen months pregnant, you are so
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big that little planetoids are orbiting you at this point, Where is Cody and
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why isn't he assembling this playpen? Whatever? He's appeasing the other wives because
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you know, he's probably getting ready to spend the majority of his time with
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Robin after Solomon's born. I don't even think he's appeasing the other wives.
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Well, no he's not, but he's you know what I mean, Like
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he's at their house doing that final days before Solomon comes. We're going to
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be spending some time together. And I thought it was interesting because as she
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was assembling this playpen, she's talking about like how uncomfortable it's been being pregnant.
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I mean, she's far along, she's almost going to give birth.
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And so she talks to Mary quite a lot, complains about her pregnancy,
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and Mary tells her this is from Robin. Mary tells me, you don't
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get to complain about the blessing of being pregnant. Yeah, And so I
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say, oh, okay, I'm so happy I'm having morning sickness. I'm
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so grateful for it. But I mean, just another opportunity to introduce the
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topic of Mary's fucking infertility. And see, this is what I was going
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to ask you, because this has brought up several times in this episode.
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It's been brought up several times this season. And I'm looking at Mary and
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Mary brings it up too, Like she doesn't. She brings it up without
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Robin even saying anything. So I'm like, has Robin been putting that in
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Mary's head? That's why she's saying it because she is insecure? I think
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so. I also think, well, before we get to the end of
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this episode where surrogacy is brought up, they have already been talking about it,
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and so this moment at the end of the episode where Robin dismisses everyone
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to have a private chat with Mary, this is a conversation that has already
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taken place. Because even in this episode, earlier on, when Mary's preparing
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the room for Solomon in her house, she talks about her IVF journey and
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not doing it, and then she connects it very strangely to her very close
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relationship with Robin. It's as if they were already talking about it, but
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they were pre producing the moment where Robin offers, doesn't that kind of make
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sense? Totally make sense? Yeah, so gross, it is gross.
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It's all gross, and I was clocking it the entire time. Meanwhile,
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at Janelle's, the families kind of be in the family. Hunter is not
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as surly as he used to be fourteen years old. He's not as upset,
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but he's a little appier. He's doing his football. Maddie is living
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vicariously through her friends in Utah. Yeah, she obviously still misses Utah.
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She definitely does. Is she texting? What's his face? Probably? How
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old is Maddie right here? Of Hunter's fourteen, then she must be sixteen?
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Sixteen? Is sixteen or seventeen, which is about the time she meets
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Caleb. Yeah, his name. Over at Christine's house, we have Aspen
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and mckelte, who, after nine months being in Las Vegas, seemed to
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be very happy. Yeah, got a lot of drive ends. Peyton,
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though, is not doing well. I know if he does have her friends.
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He looked sad, and I guess him and Dayton were tussling and fighting
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and stuff. They've been not getting along. And then Christine has a talk
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with him and says, you know, he can go and choose to live
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with his biological dad, right, because you're being so mean to him,
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so you better be nice. And then Robin's like, yeah, it's been
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really nice. Even though Peyton's struggling so hard, it's been great because him
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and date or having such a great relationship, right, which is good because
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I had never realized I don't because I'm not paying attention but I never realized
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that they really were very close in age. Yeah. So now Peydon and
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Dayton are walking to the bus stops together, coming home together. That's cute,
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and it seems to be like getting more copathetic, which is nice.
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Yeah, and then we have Leon, and Leon seems to be happy,
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but it also feels like they're putting on a happy face, like I'm not
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really sure that they want to be in Vegas or that they want to be
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a part of this family. And I'm not really sure that they like Robin
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actually, Like in the bathroom when Leon was talking about meeting Robin and they
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were saying that they knew immediately Cody was going to marry Robin. Yeah,
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and now I guess she's my mom. Yeah, that's what Leon says,
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something like that, that's just what it is. And the look on Leon's
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face, I was clocking that. I'm like, you're Lyon, You're not
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happy about it. You're just convincing yourself that you're happy about it because your
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mom is BFF. Swer Yeah, I think so, you think that's what
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it is. Yeah. Meanwhile, on the couch, all the kids are
23:07
there and they're talking about well, Hunter's like I don't think we need another
23:11
kid. Same with Maddie. Maddie's like, yeah, and you know,
23:14
you hear stories about when these kids were little and how hungry they actually were,
23:18
Like I think they actually skipped meals sometimes all they had to eat was
23:23
like a piece of bread, Like they were po po po, very poor.
23:27
So they've been in a state of abject scarcity. Yeah, and while
23:33
it's not like that anymore, they're probably like, why are you bringing more
23:36
children into this situation. Let us get fucking settled in Vegas for real.
23:40
Let's figure out where we're living and how to pay our bills, and then
23:44
we can talk about bringing more kids into the situation. Yeah. And I
23:47
think Maddie's like, we already have enough kids, Like why do we even
23:48
need anymore? And you know that it just falls on the responsibility of a
23:52
lot of the older kids. Anyway, half the time, they're the ones
23:56
babysitting, they're the ones helping out the parents. I mean, Logan's been
24:00
parent to buy this whole entire dime. He's seventeen, he's on his way
24:03
out. I mean if I was him at eighteen, at the drop of
24:07
that hat, I'd be out. Go on yeah, does he leave.
24:11
I know he goes to college, but like, I don't know, is
24:14
it a local kind of community college and he's still living at home. I
24:17
know we'll probably get to it next season, but I hope he gets the
24:19
funk out of there. I hope so too. I don't know when he
24:22
leaves, okay, but I'm just saying if I was that, I'd be
24:25
in peace and out. Well. We also have Robin going to her midwife
24:30
appointment, because I think at the time of the beginning of this episode,
24:33
she's like a week and a half from her due date. They check everything
24:37
out, she's doing well. And I just noticed though that right before she
24:44
got examined, Cody was like, yeah, she looks like she's dropping and
24:47
we just took her to a chiropractic adjustment. Yeah. I'm like, okay,
24:52
And this kind of takes us back to when they went to the ranch
24:55
and then McKelty got injured and instead of taking her to the er, they
24:59
took her to a chiropractor. Yes, it's like the chiropractor. They're only
25:03
means of like medical treatment other than the midwife. I heard from my Mormon
25:08
friend Ethel they're real big with the moments. Yeah. Well apparently, well,
25:15
because they don't believe in like regular doctors and stuff, they don't like
25:18
to go to the regular doctors. Chiropractors are great, and plus chiropractors are
25:22
cheaper and you don't have to get insurance to go and see them, and
25:26
they're like usually more affordable, and they think it's more like holistic. Okay,
25:30
wow, I didn't know there was like such a strong connection between LDS
25:34
or Mormons and chiropractors. Yeah. I don't know about ELDS, but I
25:37
mean she was talking about like with the fundamentalists. Okay, all right,
25:41
well interesting, Okay, so I but I did hear that, and that's
25:45
interesting. I wouldn't want to be seventeen months pregnant having somebody adjusting my fucking
25:49
spine, my palvis bones, pushing the baby down toward the vaginal canal.
25:56
Get your hands off the quack. I've been to chiropractors. I have never
26:00
been to one. I have been to a chiropractor for like imaging, to
26:03
just see what was going on, and they wanted to do an adjustment,
26:07
and I was really scared of it. Really. Yeah, but I had
26:11
heard a story of my grandmother and so we're just sidebar in here for a
26:12
second. My grandmother told this story of going to a chiropractor and getting like
26:18
her hips adjusted and like weeping due to the release of pressure, like just
26:22
like, oh my fucking god, I had no idea how much stress I
26:26
was holding in my hips, and so I was really curious to try it
26:30
too. But when he tried to adjust me, I was too tight and
26:33
I wouldn't adjust, and I was anxious as well, Oh my god.
26:36
And then I probably saw a chiropractor a couple of times after that, and
26:38
they always wanted to do the fucking neck and the crack crack, and I'm
26:41
like, I can't really. I was scared, and I think rightly.
26:45
So, I mean, there's horror stories with chiropractors and how they do more
26:49
damage than good. And some of these chiropractors are adjusting babies. I know
26:55
they're babies. They're not together yet. There's spinal columns, now, raccoons.
27:00
You might be seeing chiropractice regularly and totally believing that's totally fine. We're
27:03
just ignorant. Yeah, we're ignorant. I just got scared thinking of like
27:07
her being so fucking big and getting some crazy chiropracts. I mean, that
27:11
is crazy. It is crazy. Moving on now, next, we have
27:15
the Browns in pursuit of their gym. They're looking for a place to lease,
27:19
and Codys like, we've got to find a place to lease within six
27:22
months. We've got to be open for fucking business. So freak ridiculous,
27:29
dude. Christine even brings it up. She's like, I'm a little nervous
27:32
about opening up a gym when we look like this. Thank you. Somebody
27:36
said it out loud, say I didn't want to be an asshole, but
27:40
we were being an asshole talking about it. But like, thank you.
27:41
That's the obvious fucking elephant in the room. No bun and dead day.
27:45
I mean, it's like, what's you're freaking motivation with this? I mean
27:49
I do know what the motivation is because I watched some episodes in season four
27:52
already. Oh okay, really yeah, money, should I spoil it?
27:56
Yeah? Well, it's Janelle brings it up, because you know we've talked
27:59
about this before. This is Janelle's dream of opening up the gym. Well
28:03
used to be the family's dream. Right by season four, Cody doesn't want
28:07
to do it anymore. He thinks it's a bad idea financially, and Janelle's
28:11
like, but I'm passionate about it now, and I think we could actually
28:12
make it work. And Janelle's point of view with this is that they would
28:17
open up a gym that is for people who are out of shape, like
28:21
targeted for out of shape people. We're looking at me like that, I
28:26
think it'd be really good for you. So I've been meaning to talk to
28:30
you about that now. But it's like for people or out of shape where
28:33
they could do easy exercises so that way they can get back into it.
28:37
So it's not as intimidating and right, so kind of like a Planet Fitness
28:40
type of thing, but like probably more geared towards people who are out of
28:45
shape. Okay, And so they were going to call it fundamental fitness because
28:48
they're fundamentalist, and so that's what they were going to do. And then
28:52
Cody's just like, yeah, I don't think it's a good idea because you
28:55
know why why Robin sister wife's closet. Okay, So here we go,
29:00
starting the writer is jes dating. Yeah, so Robin right now is probably
29:03
already thinking about it as all the og wives and Cody and his dumb personal
29:08
trainer friend and Mona or whatever her name is are going to look at places.
29:12
Robbin's probably assembling that goddamn playpen and thinking, no, you know what
29:17
I'm in into. Yeah, I'm going to talk him into my fucked up
29:19
jewelry. Yep, I could have a website and she does and they don't
29:23
fucking do it. Wow, isn't that crazy? That is crazy? Okay?
29:27
I just it's it's they're so whimsical, yeah, and impulsive total because
29:33
they just wanted to be real estate agents. Like four or five episodes,
29:37
what happened to that never to be spoken of again? Yeah, they bring
29:41
it up again in season four, but it's just Christine and Janelle doing it
29:44
because they're the only want to the fucking brain. Okay. Really, So
29:48
I was just like, first of all, they're going in this episode,
29:51
they're going to look at all these different places, but like they don't actually
29:53
have an appointment to go inside and look at the premises. If they're like
29:57
looking smith fucking window, they're just doing drive buys with this personal trainer and
30:02
this real turn. I'm just like, why did nobody set up appointments?
30:06
Because they don't got money because they're not serious. Yeah, how are you
30:08
going to lease a big fucking ten thousand square foot place if you can't even
30:12
buy yourself a property that you can all live in exactly what you say you
30:17
want exactly And in this episode they even go and look at a plot where
30:21
they inevitably have their cold to Sack. It was that that's the plot,
30:23
okay, because I was wondering when they were at the Cold to Sac.
30:26
I'm like, that kind of looks like where they ended up. That's where
30:29
they ended up. Why they start building the Alana study the region board.
30:34
Wow, I want to count these coins? How did these people? I
30:40
know from this stage when they've just gotten into these rentals and they spend all
30:45
their money to do so, and we know that just a few months ago
30:48
they were living paycheck to paycheck and Janelle was fucking worried, and so is
30:52
Mary. She's crying and stressed out and she's gained weight. Yea, how
30:55
do we get from that moment in time to what less than a year in
30:59
the future and we're already planning for the Caul de Sac houses and we're manifesting
31:03
it. It's because Cody looks at that money, those TLC checks and he's
31:07
like, oh my god, we're rich. We can do anything. I
31:10
want to know how the money is dispersed in like timing wise, Like do
31:12
they get monthly checks as TLC stars? Do they get paid after the season
31:17
is done? Have they just gotten a bag and now they're like, well,
31:19
we can put this money down and we can do some creative financing.
31:22
On a call to Sack, I really wish I had the information. Oh,
31:26
I wish we had the pay stubs because that would be that would be
31:30
interesting if they were getting paid monthly, super interesting. Well, Cody ends
31:34
up liking like a gym that is in a ritzy location next to a daycare,
31:41
just further shining a light on his champagne tastes and total budget. He's
31:47
just at ding dong, such a dummy. After this, the OG wives
31:51
go to Robin's house to pick her up. They want to take her out
31:55
to lunch. All the wives are making it a point to get together to
32:00
spend time with one another. What do you think about that? It felt
32:04
super forced and it didn't feel like natural. It felt like producer driven.
32:08
Nobody wanted to be there. Yeah, but they were all talking about like
32:13
berths and stuff right like they were. Christine was giving Robin good advice and
32:19
consoling her, and she's like, you're gonna love having a home birth with
32:22
Cody. You get to see how Grady is during birth. And I really
32:24
felt that. And She's just talking about how he just knows all the right
32:28
pressure points and he'll be there and he's like the most amazing person during birth,
32:34
and I'm like, hmm. Meanwhile, fast forward to the actual birth,
32:37
and I'm like, if he was that micromanaging of how I was breathing,
32:39
and if he's reaching down between my legs into my vagina to touch the
32:44
head of my baby as it's coming out of my body and saying I'm touching
32:46
him, I would have him killed, right. I would fucking lift off
32:50
out of that fucking bed and I would kill him with my bare hands.
32:53
Shut the fuck, get him out of here. And why is my dad
32:57
here? I know we're going to get there, We're going to get there.
33:00
I'm gonna get this this fucking old dude, why is he at the
33:02
end of the bed. China, that's her stepdad, yo, Yeah,
33:07
that's not her actual biological father. Yeah, that is mister Sullivan, who
33:13
her mother married after getting out of a monogamous relationship, just like Robin did.
33:17
She married this guy and he was present for all of her births,
33:21
looking at her cooter and catching those babies, which is so fucking weird.
33:24
I'm sorry my mom did not have my poppy there when she gave birth to
33:29
me or my little sister. She was like, absolutely not. Can you
33:31
imagine your dad being present when you give birth to your baby, grunting and
33:38
liquid spewing forth from your vaginal canal and your dad's catching your baby and your
33:44
pop coming out? What's happening in this family? And I'm like, this
33:47
is weird, y'all, super weird. How do you not see how weird?
33:51
This is? Turbo weird? Don't get it? But yeah, so
33:54
they were talking about their little stories and I thought it was kind of sweet.
33:59
Yeah, the girls seemed to really like that Cody is very present.
34:02
Yeah, I mean, I guess I'm annoyed. Maybe that's why Christine stayed
34:07
for a long time too, because she held on to like the good parts
34:09
of Cody during her birth and stuff. But I'm like, he wasn't really
34:13
there for you, like with truly at all at all. As you told
34:17
us a few episodes ago, he left the hospital while Christine was in her
34:23
berthing bed and in labor giving birth and went to see Robin and gave her
34:28
a kiss. And we're gonna talk about that episode. He wasn't there for
34:31
herself. I don't even know. She's romanticizing things totally. The next thing
34:35
we see after this particular scene is Christine in her home making like a gift
34:40
for Robin. Yeah, she crossed itched a little thing for that was really
34:45
kind of sweet. But what she said was really interesting because she called this
34:50
kind of a peace offering because apparently she didn't treat Robin well. Yeah,
34:55
when Robin came into the family, she says herself, Christine does that she
35:00
was jealous, that she resented her. She also used the word mean,
35:05
yeah, and she struggled with Robin being the favorite wife. All of the
35:07
things that ended up being true, which Christine was intuiting well before they even
35:15
got married. So what I thought when I was listening to her talk about
35:20
her behavior was like, I didn't see any of this. I agree.
35:23
I was literally talking about this with Gertie because we were watching this episode together
35:28
and I'm like, literally all these seasons so far, I know it's on
35:30
camera, like right, maybe okay, maybe she is mean to her off
35:35
camera, I don't know, but all on camera, Christine seems to be
35:38
really trying, and she seems to be genuine in her emotions. She's a
35:43
fire sign. We know that she's an aries, so she's the only one
35:45
that's willing to actually talk about her feelings in this fucking family. Right,
35:50
No offense to you, Toruses, but I'm just saying it's like all of
35:52
them just don't fucking talk about anything, right, But I haven't seen any
35:57
kind of meanness. And I was going to talk to you about this because
36:00
Robin is obviously taking Christine's behavior super personally, because Christine's like Robin feels like
36:07
I don't like her and like she's not welcome in the family, and I
36:10
never want her to feel that way. I'm just jealous, and I was
36:14
always the last wife. I've been the last wife the last sixteen years,
36:16
so this is an adjustment for me, and I just don't understand why Robin
36:21
can't empathize with that, why she can't be like, oh, it's okay,
36:25
Like why didn't she go to Christine and say you have nothing to worry
36:30
about, Like, I'm not the favorite wife the way am, but I'm
36:32
not the favorite wife you ever got to worry about, right, you know,
36:36
like I'm here for you if you ever want to talk about anything.
36:38
But I totally get your jealousy. She couldn't have done She couldn't do that,
36:43
right, She's incapable of doing that. Everything is always a personal attack,
36:46
right, I don't see her being able to have that kind of a
36:50
conversation. But at the same time, I think Christine is a very emotional
36:53
person and she's very expressive, so I can see, like when the cameras
36:59
are off, maybe behind the scenes, her being a bit more demonstrative about
37:04
her issues. But I don't think she was ever mean. I think,
37:07
if anything, she more took that out on Cody. I think Cody's taking
37:10
that bone back to Robin and stirring some stuff up with Robin. But I
37:15
do I did catch when Christine didn't say I did something. She said Robin
37:22
feels like I did something. Yeah, Robin feels like I did something.
37:25
Robin feels like I didn't welcome her. Robin feels like I didn't like her,
37:30
and so I am doing this as a peace offering, so she knows
37:32
that I love Solomon. I am so looking forward to having, you know,
37:36
my new son, and so this is my gift to her. But
37:38
I was like, oh, this is so fucking interesting because I can see
37:40
Christine maybe behaving badly, but within the realm of normal, exactly like anybody
37:47
would feel that. And then I can see Robin taking that super fucking personal
37:52
blowing it out of proportion and using it to victimize herself and gain Cody's sympathy.
37:59
I mean, they're already perpetuating the narrative that she came in gap in
38:01
hand, she didn't do anything wrong, and the wives didn't accept her,
38:07
and it's all Christine's fault, the reason why this family broke up, right,
38:10
And if we recall, Janelle had a problem, Yeah, Ann Mary
38:14
had a problem. Mary was thinking about leaving the marriage, So all of
38:16
the wives actually had a problem. So the way you brought this woman in
38:21
was a problem to these other women and that's where the problem arises. And
38:23
so Christine may have acted out, but like rightly, so if you ask
38:28
me, of course, all right, let's take a quick break run some
38:31
of these ads for Beatrice. Get our coins. Yeah, and we'll be
38:35
back in a minute. Okay, we're back now to wrap up the Christine
38:40
thing. She also said that she was worried that her children aren't gonna like
38:47
Robin because of how Christine initially felt about her. Did you catch that?
38:52
Yeah? I did. So that means she is talking to her kids probably,
38:55
yeah, so she's probably expressing at the very least, she's pressing her
39:00
frustration. Or they're overhearing her talks with Cody. I don't know, but
39:06
oh yeah, stops going on all right. After this, we go over
39:12
to Mary's house and we have Leon making a blanket for little Solomon, which
39:16
is really cute. It is cute. And Mary is preparing the girl's room
39:21
because remember a couple of episodes, I think it was Aurora and Isabelle isabel
39:27
We're coming over to Mary's house to spend the night, and so Mary made
39:30
a really beautiful room for them. But now she's creating some space in that
39:34
room for little Solomon because she wants Solomon to come over to her house.
39:37
I know, that's really sweet. It is kind of sweet to see Mary
39:40
so excited about a baby, and like I feel for her she really does
39:45
just want another baby, but I couldn't help but feel like, like Mary
39:50
keeps bringing it up. She's like, I feel closer to Solomon than I
39:52
did with Truly. Like I didn't have this reaction with Truly when Truly was
39:58
born. I didn't have this connection with Christie when Truly was born. I'm
40:00
like, that's kind of fucked up. Though. It is kind of fucked
40:02
up, and I was thinking, are you going out of your way to
40:05
say the song camera to hurt Christine? Yeah, because she says, like,
40:07
I just don't have the relationship with any of the other wives that I
40:12
have with Robin. Robin and I are really close, we talk all the
40:16
time, and I've always wanted a sister wife relationship and I've never had it
40:21
until Robin, which is so fucked up and it's so not nice. So
40:25
he's saying this to the fucking camera, so she knows Janelle and Christine are
40:30
going to see this and that they'll be hurt by it. Of course,
40:32
this is also kind of the scene where she begins to talk about IVF and
40:37
how Cody had brought up on their twentieth anniversary to Mexico, the possibility of
40:43
doing IVF so she could have another child, because as we know, Mary
40:46
has tried and she's conceived but miscarried, and so she's had a hard time
40:52
with this. And Mary just was like, I don't see the point in
40:54
doing it. Yeah, And when I was watching it in real time,
41:00
I'm like, why are you talking about that? I know doesn't make any
41:02
sense other than we're also talking about Solomon and you preparing the space for Solomon.
41:07
But this is where I think Robin and Mary have actually already talked about
41:13
Robin being a surrogate. Oh so this all of this shit, that's just
41:16
the camera. It's all connected. This is what I think. I'm not
41:20
sure, but I thought it was really sweet, and you're right, Mary
41:23
does seem really excited. Yeah. Next scene, we go back to Robin's
41:29
home. She's preparing for her birth and she's trying to decide whether she wants
41:34
the water birth or to give birth in her bed. Could you even imagine?
41:39
No? I'm like, do you put like a tarp down first or
41:44
Chucky's pad? I'm like, you need more than that, don't you.
41:46
I mean, I don't. It's been a while since I've given birth.
41:49
But I think there's a lot of fluids going on, and then you've got
41:52
the placenta and I'm like, okay, but I mean, if you want
41:58
to do it in your bed, like, then put like a tarp down,
42:00
yeah, put some stuff over. But no, they just put the
42:01
chucky's down. She was saying she didn't want the water birth because she had
42:06
done that with one of her other babies with Aurora Aurora, and she didn't
42:08
feel very grounded. Yeah, which is interesting. It was interesting. And
42:13
she said that the whole point of doing a home birth. She's like,
42:15
you feel the magic of having am I really the magic of the pain and
42:19
stuff. I don't want to feel any of that. Thank you, No,
42:22
thank you. Give me all of the drugs. Give me the epidural.
42:25
I told you the story of that terrible thing. God, give me
42:28
all the demo or delouted or whatever it is that you give. I want
42:30
to be high as fuck until the last minute when I have to be in
42:34
pain for real. Labor fucking hurts. Yeah, it's really painful. Yeah,
42:38
I mean Robin skipping ahead, Robin as a champ Like, She's like,
42:42
you are so quiet, Oh my god. She gets the contraction,
42:45
she just shuts her fucking eyes and she was I know, I know.
42:49
When after I gave birth, my grandmother who was there, said, I've
42:52
never known anyone who's had such a dramatic birth really, because I was fucking
42:57
yelling hello, io, vocalizing six hours. Wow, my labor was six
43:02
hours. My actual birth was fifteen minutes. See, my mom was like
43:07
two hours in and outdone. Yeah, And she was like they were super
43:09
easy, like it was painful for her, but she said they were super
43:14
quick and easy. And I'm like, I'm looking at Robin and she's not
43:16
screaming, not nothing, She's not even like sweating, no. And Solomon's
43:21
like nine and a half pounds with fifteen inch head. That noggin is huge,
43:25
and she's just like it's like breath, breathe, breath. I'm like,
43:30
somebody kill him. Let me caress your inn, and then is don't
43:35
touch me, you creep. Oh. Anyway, her stepfather is there,
43:38
and this is where we hear that the stepfather has attended all of Robin's previous
43:43
births, and I'm like, what about your mom? This is really fucking
43:45
creepy. And so stepfather and Cody and Robin go to the next midwife appointment,
43:51
and by this time she's two weeks overdue yep, and the midwife tells
43:54
her it's anytime now. Yeah, And when she pulled up the shirt to
44:00
reveal Robin's belly, I'm like, look at all those fucking stretch marks.
44:04
Oh, look at all those fucking stretchmarks. And look, far be it
44:07
from me, because I've got stretch marks. That's having me a baby,
44:09
right, Yeah, you didn't have a baby, you got stretch marks?
44:12
No, but I got stretch mark I mean people grow, yeah, people
44:15
grow, Yeah, you can grow. No, you're growing the wrong way,
44:20
Beatrice. But I'm like, didn't she make some fucked up comment about
44:24
Cody doesn't mind stretch marks and the later seasons she did, Well, maybe
44:29
that's what Cody tells her, Like you never know. Like I was watching
44:32
this episode thinking, Okay, what if in some alternate universe, Robin did
44:38
come into this family with good intentions? What if she's just being manipulated by
44:44
Cody And she yeah, she wants to be the favorite wife, but she
44:49
doesn't want to be the favorite wife at everyone else's expense because she wants Janelle's
44:52
money and she wants the big family and she wants her porch dream, right,
44:57
So what if Cody tells her all that fucked up shit and she he's
45:00
just parroting it. What if she's just like the mouthpiece. I don't know.
45:04
I'm just saying I don't believe it. I just don't believe it.
45:07
Because the Cody that we meet in season one, he's a happy, go
45:08
lucky, kind of helpless person who seems to be in love with his wives.
45:13
Maybe he's putting on for the cameras, but I mean, he just
45:15
had an air of levity about him. Yeah, a lightness of being that
45:19
is slowly but surely starting to change. And it's changed because Robin is in
45:22
this fucking family. Yeah, and she's more transparent than she thinks. I
45:27
know she's she's coming off. It's very saccharin and sweet, and I think
45:30
she thinks people are buying it at this point. It's not until later season
45:35
she realizes that she's the villain of the show and she knows it. Yeah,
45:37
but at this point she thinks it's working. That's true. And you
45:40
know, Gertie was watching this and she said something crazy that I was like,
45:45
oh, mind blown. Robin's a Libra and libras are the scales right,
45:49
right, So the good part of a libra would be like balanced,
45:52
diplomatic, so the shadow side is tipping the scale. Oh what if she's
45:58
like all about What if she's really just orchestrating all of it because she likes
46:01
the chaos. What if she's like so unbalanced and so unstable that she's just
46:06
destroying this family because she wants to. I think she came into this family
46:09
absolutely wanting to be a sister wife. I think her mother has modeled this
46:14
for her by being a polygamist as well. I think she loves her stepfather,
46:17
so she wants this for herself. I can see a world where she
46:22
entered into this with good intentions. I think she falls for Cody Brown,
46:25
and I think Cody Brown falls for her, yeah, so much that it
46:30
becomes to the exclusion of the affection that he has for his other wives.
46:34
He still loves them, he still wants them to be with him, despite
46:37
him always saying you can leave at any time, you don't have to be
46:40
here. But when Christine actually leaves, it's a knife in the fucking kidneys,
46:44
right. He never expects it because he wants them to be there.
46:46
Because he does have love for them, but he's not in love with them.
46:50
And I think he's already not in love with them. I think he's
46:52
already not airy with him. M I know, you think that he's still
46:57
sexually pleased sing Mary see her downstairs. I don't think so, really no,
47:02
because I think I think Mary's unhappy. I mean, yeah, she
47:06
looks hell unhappy. She looks desperate. She's stressed. Yeah, the personal
47:10
trainers lecturing her because she's stressed, and she stressed about money. She's stressed
47:15
about the kids. She's stressed about being separate yea, and not being a
47:19
vital part of what's happening with the other families. So she's not happy.
47:22
Yeah, she is not happy, but yike. Yeah. So I don't
47:25
know. I just I don't think. I think Robin's motivations changed once she
47:31
fell in love deeply with Cody. Then she wanted him for herself and only
47:37
her, Yeah, and then she started doing these manipulations on a grander and
47:40
grander scale. And I think I think Christine knew from the beginning. I
47:45
think Janelle knew from the beginning, oh totally. The only one that didn't
47:47
was Mary. Mary. I think Mary wanted to believe oh totally, and
47:52
Robin knew that and manipulated Mary and being her best. I think Mary definitely
47:57
well we already know from the book, but Mary had conflict with Janelle and
48:01
conflict with Christine. They fought deep, bad fights. Yeah, and so
48:06
she was not close with those women, and so I think she considered Robin
48:09
to be an ally and almost wanted to not gang up on the other girls.
48:14
But like, look, I've got a friendship, We're super close.
48:15
This is the power situation, the power couple, me and her. I
48:20
think that's what she wanted. I mean, it makes sense she needed to
48:23
have somebody, right, she doesn't have fucking Cody. She does Jane.
48:27
No, it is not going to last long. Mary. Then we have
48:31
I guess it was October twenty fifth. At ten fifteen, Robin starts going
48:37
into labor. Yeah, I'm not sure how long she's in labor. So
48:40
Solomon was either born on the twenty fifth or the twenty sixth, making him
48:45
a scorpio. Yeah, twenty sixth scorpio. But we walk with her through
48:51
her labor, and as we said, she was very quiet, and she
48:53
was bearing it with a lot of grays, Yeah, Cody was annoying as
48:58
fun her creepies father is hanging out looking at the couch and I'm like an
49:02
old man. My god. Cody calls Mary. Mary comes over as she's
49:07
in labor to bring a camera, to bring a camera, and then Cody
49:15
escorts her out and gives her a kiss and right the music. So,
49:20
okay, I'm supposed to be paying attention, I guess. And this is
49:22
where Cody spins it to say, this is a loving moment. This is
49:29
for our whole family, even though Robin is giving birth to my child.
49:31
It's about the family. I love Mary, and so I'm I'm expressing myself
49:36
in this way. That's what we do. And then he says, and
49:38
this is exactly what I did. Yeah, when Christine was in labor and
49:43
I went over to check on Robin and I had to kiss her. He
49:45
says, I had to kiss her, Yeah, just to share the love,
49:49
because the more love the better. And I'm like, no, the
49:51
difference between your kiss with Robin your kiss with Mary right here was that you
49:55
actively left the hospital while your wife was labor to go visit Robin for nothing,
50:01
nothing ever, a kiss. That was why you did it. Mary
50:06
came over to bring a camera, which is what you needed, and then
50:08
you kissed her goodbye. Right, that's fun. Didn't vacate the premises exactly.
50:13
You were there the entire time. The holt almost as if this has
50:15
been a motherfucking issue the entire time since Truly's birth. This maybe feels like
50:22
the main problem Christine has is that you left me while I was in the
50:25
hospital, which none of these women want to be in. Yeah, they
50:28
all would prefer to be at home with a midwife as opposed to a hospital.
50:31
So I'm I've got all these wires hooked up to me. I'm anxious.
50:35
And you decide that's when you're going to leave and go see Robin.
50:37
And I see on camera, like I watched the show, and I see
50:42
you kissing her and you're engaged and you're not supposed to be fucking kissing her.
50:45
Yeah that And so I think in this moment with Mary, he's trying
50:49
to spin it, oh totally, because he's gotten probably a lot of hell
50:52
from Christine for it, oh totally, and probably a lot of help from
50:54
fans and shit too. I'm sure he's been seeing the stuff that people were
50:59
saying back then, and even online back then, it wasn't Facebook big back
51:02
then. It's yes, good lord, were you alive in twenty Yeah,
51:07
you don't remember that for yourself? Oh my god? Really, yeah,
51:12
shut up? I was young, Holy cow. Okay, but yeah,
51:15
he's just totally framing it to his benefit because he knows how he looks,
51:20
and he knows that Christine was mad about it, and he's justifying it.
51:22
Right. It's fine. I was just given her a kiss. I feel
51:25
like that was planned. I do. I do as well. I think
51:28
that it was all just pr for him. Um. We go back into
51:34
the birthing room and she ultimately gives birth to Solomon. And I don't know.
51:37
I don't know why it is. I don't care who it is.
51:40
Did you cry? I cried. There's anytime anybody gives birth or gets married,
51:45
I cry, Oh my god. And I'm like, I don't like
51:47
this woman. I don't like this man. He's in fact, actively annoying
51:51
me with all of this talking and touching. But as soon as Solomon's born,
51:54
him crying. Yeah. And then the hunter comes over, and Leon
51:58
comes over, all the children hold the baby and I'm crying yeah. And
52:01
the Hunter actually smiles and like smiles at Robin, and I'm like, oh
52:07
my god, I'm crying. I was really did you see Janelle was there?
52:10
Yes, she did end up coming over yet, even though she told
52:14
Robin, I'm super excited that Solomon's coming, but don't expect me to be
52:17
there in the middle of the night. And you could see Robin's face when
52:20
she said that on the couch. Yeah, and all of a sudden there
52:23
and it's like two in the morning. Then why do you think that is?
52:27
Yeah, because she bitched about it, and I think so, Yeah,
52:29
I'm sure she bitched about it to Cody, and then Cody was like,
52:31
you need to show up, okay, like just show up and bringing
52:35
the kids. Welle, Mary came, and Christine came, everybody came.
52:37
So it's like Janelle's like, okay, I guess I'll come. Well,
52:43
but did you notice how Robin introduced the subject of Hunter again, Yeah,
52:47
and drew attention to how Hunter has been aloof with her a bit dismissive,
52:53
with her seemingly not that happy that she's in the family, and she says,
53:00
she's commenting on this in this episode, that this has been very hurtful
53:02
to me. Yeah, but maybe in this moment with Solomon here, he's
53:07
the brother to everyone. Solomon's here, now, maybe this will unite the
53:12
family. And I'm thinking, bitch, this is a fourteen year old boy
53:16
who grew up in Utah, who's already living in kind of adverse fucking conditions,
53:22
and he's going through changes all the fucking time. You picked him up,
53:25
moved him to Vegas, put him in a new high school. Yeah.
53:29
Now he's got a new sibling coming, and he's got a new mom
53:31
coming in. Like, why are you even highlighting his behavior? It's perfectly
53:36
normal. Yeah, but making yourself into a victim constant. As a result
53:42
of his response to this, she reminded me of my stepmom in this moment,
53:45
because my stepmom acted like that when she married my dad. Because when
53:50
my parents got divorced and was messy, and my sister and I were angsty
53:52
teenagers. Yeah, we weren't really happy about it. Lots of things were
53:57
going on at home, and every time we would visit over there, we
54:00
would have some attitude. But it wasn't anything like Nega. It wasn't super
54:04
bad. It was just teenage kids going through transitions. Sh She used to
54:08
give us lectures, She used to take us separately in bedrooms and be like,
54:12
you're acting really mean to me and it's hurting my feelings and you need
54:15
to really fix your behavior or you can no longer visit us on Christmases and
54:21
what birthdays and yeah, like she and totally always made herself to be a
54:25
victim, even though we had just moved out of state. We were separated,
54:30
like our parents broke up and then we had two blended families mixing up
54:35
because my mom got with my stepdad, my dad got with my stepmom,
54:37
all this change, and you can't just like give me understand das, like
54:42
give me a season to China adjust and accommodate. Yeah, And so Robin
54:46
really pissed me off right there, because I'm like, it's not about you,
54:50
right, it is not about you. You have twenty thousand kids in
54:52
this house. All of them are going to have their own perspectives, their
54:55
own feelings about all of this. And you know Hunter has been struggling with
55:00
all of this shit, with the move everything. You know this from Janelle,
55:06
and Janelle has been saying she's worried about Hunter, right, and yet
55:08
you just make it apparent you're calling it out boo who like he's not treating
55:13
me well, yeah, like yeah, I just was like, grow up,
55:15
Robin, serious for kids that are going through stuff, and like you
55:17
should really be thinking about how you can be there for them and make their
55:22
transition easier and like be a little gracious. But she can't do it because
55:25
that's the nark in her totally fucking narc So at some point toward the end
55:30
of this episode again this is the season finale of season three, Robin asks
55:36
Cody to get everybody out of the room. She wants to have a private
55:38
conversation with Mary. So everybody leaves, and Mary's holding Solomon and you can
55:44
tell Mary's just to live with Solomon in the whole moment, and it's like,
55:46
oh my god, this is awesome. And this is where Robin tearfully
55:51
says that she wants to offer her body as a Surah Gate tempo to Mary.
55:58
And you know, I want to root for Robin. Sometimes I felt
56:04
like in that moment, like, you know, a kind and decent person
56:08
would maybe think about offering something like that, But I kept thinking to myself
56:13
and my cold dead mind and heart I'm like, yeah, but she's taking
56:17
another opportunity, isn't she to highlight how Mary is deficient and unable to bring
56:24
to term her own baby. I'm like, it's still fucking insidious and awful.
56:29
It's fucking weird to me. I was kind of weirded out, like
56:31
aet birst. I was like, Okay, that's a big thing to say
56:35
right after you give birth. I mean, who's thinking about me? I
56:37
just had a kid and I'm thinking about getting implanted with another kid. I
56:40
mean that's crazy. And your hormones are like all out of whack when you
56:44
just give birth too. So I'm like, okay, well maybe she means
56:46
it. But then she had the fake tears and I'm just like, okay,
56:51
so this is just you're just making Mary feel bad, and you guys
56:53
obviously talked about it before Mary kind of tear. It looks like she gets
56:58
a little weepy, but like, I wouldn't want that. At the up
57:02
point, Leon's fifteen sixteen at this point, and Mary has already said she
57:07
doesn't want to do IVF, Like why would she want to do surgazy?
57:09
Right? How old is Mary here? She like forty? Maybe? Like
57:13
I think she's like thirty five ory six, because I thought, oh my
57:15
gosh, well how old is she now thinks she's fifty two, so maybe
57:19
she isn't think she's like forty or something like that. So yeah, I
57:22
think that she's probably gone beyond maybe wanting to have a little child. And
57:27
I'm just I gotta believe that she's tired of hearing this bullshit. I mean,
57:32
right about how she can't have a child, and Robin seems really fucking
57:37
fixated, like Vanessa Lasche on having children. Even in this episode, she's
57:40
like, my body was built and designed by God to carry children. This
57:45
is why I'm here. I know how to do this. I don't need
57:46
a hospital. That's like, she places that in terms of value, in
57:52
the highest position for a woman, and so I feel like she trots it
57:55
out over and over to demean Mary and her own womanhood. I'm shut off.
58:00
Even though it's very kind, it's very sweet, I guess, and
58:04
maybe most people thought at the time, Wow, Ramin is so awesome,
58:07
But I'm like, no, see right through it, because you can tell
58:12
Mary's uncomfortable every time the subject of kids is even brought up. Because even
58:15
when they were all at lunch together and they were talking about their births,
58:19
and Christine and Janelle were dominating the conversation because they had all the babies.
58:22
You know, Mary's like, well, I only had one, so and
58:27
I don't even really remember she was talking about it. Yeah, it's like
58:30
self effacing. Yeah, probably uncomfortable laughter totally. But I think Robin likes
58:36
making Mary feel like that because it's the way that she can wrap Mary around
58:39
her finger and make her think that I'm just this, I'm so nice,
58:45
I'm just only thinking of you. It's all just coming from a good place
58:49
because I love you so much and you're infertile. You I don't know.
58:52
But if it were me and you and we're friends and I'm saying that to
58:55
you like all the fucking time, aren't you thinking in your mind, like,
58:59
why does this bitch keep saying that, Oh, I would tell you
59:00
to shut the fuck. You would tell me I wouldn't fuck up, and
59:02
I'd be like, oh fuck, But like, wouldn't you be saying to
59:06
yourself, why is this person bringing this painful part of my experience up over
59:09
and over and over again and doing it under the guise of being my friend
59:13
wouldn't you be wondering why? Yeah, but Mary also gets catfished by some
59:17
lesbian when she's stuff. I'm almost inclined to think that she knew that that
59:27
was a I don't think so. Well. Did you see his picture though,
59:30
the person she thought she was talking to, Sam, Yeah, it's
59:35
a very young and handsome person. Yeah. And Mary's so naive and so
59:38
like easily swayed. I don't know, but sometimes I think she's got a
59:43
head for business, Like she knows how to run her business. She's very
59:45
successful in this way. But I mean, all the Browns are stupid.
59:49
They're all stupid, dumb, and you can be a smart business woman,
59:52
would be dumb in relationships and personal relationship and married to Cody, right,
59:55
And she's been putting up with this until last year. Yeah, she had
59:59
to see that fucking um tell all with Chicina Glory Cloud Shamba Lalla. She
1:00:05
had to see that fucking tell all to realize, Oh, this guy doesn't
1:00:07
like me at all. He doesn't just not want to be married to me,
1:00:12
he doesn't like me. Yeah, and has it for a year.
1:00:15
Yes, she had to see that with her own two eyes. And still
1:00:19
she had to draw it out, so sad. Yeah, just get some
1:00:22
self respect, get some well hopefully she is Natie. All she needs to
1:00:25
do, Beatrice is find her a real partner, man or woman. Find
1:00:31
somebody who will pay attention to her, who want to go fucking antiquing with
1:00:37
her, or to the farmer's market with her, who has interests in common
1:00:40
with her, who wants to love up on her body? Like fine,
1:00:46
I mean, I think I feel like her mind is going to be blown.
1:00:49
She's been with Coldy Brown since she was what nineteen? Yeah, she's
1:00:52
been never run with me, I would imagine, except I mean catfish.
1:00:55
She has never been with another person. Well, and I thought about that.
1:01:00
Did they lose their virginity together? I think so, yes, they
1:01:02
must have. They were going to their celestial planet in the sky. They
1:01:08
were saving them. So she's never been with anybody else. Of course,
1:01:13
she has like stayed faithful and loyal and connected to Cody Brown. But like
1:01:17
the first fucking biker dude with oh ya dick and b who blows her fucking
1:01:24
back out and makes her cry for more, it is gonna change her life,
1:01:30
or the first lesbian goes down and shows her what's up. Because I
1:01:35
don't see Cody eating a lot of box Oh, no, not at all.
1:01:37
I don't see him eating a lot of balls. The first woman who
1:01:40
teaches her a thing aren't two. I mean, it's going to blow her
1:01:43
mind. I want that for her soul bad. What have I been doing
1:01:45
for thirty years with this bitch boy? Seriously? Has she ever been satisfied
1:01:51
by him? Probably? I don't know. Mormant's believe in sex toys and
1:01:58
unhappy don't know. I mean, I don't know. Do they all wear
1:02:00
their Mormon Maybe they could get their Mormon underwear and have like a vibrator Pilton,
1:02:06
you know what I'm saying, like a bullet or a little bullet,
1:02:09
like just like in a little bit of a thingue right there in the Mormon
1:02:12
under Yeah, control doubt they do that. They probably don't. Don't think
1:02:16
they value that. So I just want Mary to get some life experience God
1:02:21
and to maybe she can learn from Christie's in the past. Maybe. I
1:02:25
mean, it seems like I hope Christine's open to Mary. I don't know
1:02:29
why, but I root for Mary. I do too. I feel for
1:02:31
her for her, I think she's a broken person. Yeah, and I
1:02:36
think she's on her bullshit a lot, totally LM bullshit and fucking platitudes on
1:02:39
ig and I roll my eyes and I'm like, shut the fuck up.
1:02:43
But I root for her low key, yeah, because I want her to
1:02:45
have a life. And it seems like she's going to London, She's going
1:02:47
to Disneyland. Yeah, she's experiencing stuff with her friends, but like just
1:02:51
a real romance, like I'm hoping that Christina is having with David. I
1:02:55
hope I want that. That's what we want for Well, we have made
1:03:02
our way through another season. Season three is now in the can my friend.
1:03:07
Yeah, we're onto season four of Sister Wives now. Beatrice and I
1:03:10
are in discussion as to whether we are going to continue to cover Sister Wives
1:03:15
Rewind on the main pod or whether we're going to put it over there in
1:03:20
our Patreon because of course, the new season of Sister Wives is starting in
1:03:24
just a couple of weeks. Yeah, we haven't made a final decision about
1:03:29
that. As soon as we know, we will let you be the first
1:03:31
to know. Are you getting of course on the Instagram and let you know.
1:03:35
But it just seems like it would be a lot to be doing Sister
1:03:37
Wives Current and then Sister Wives rewind all in the same week. Yeah,
1:03:40
it might be a lot with Temptation Island in there and all. That's about
1:03:45
to end too in August. But you want to watch that show where they're
1:03:47
making out with cars and stuff? My strength addictions still addicted. I can't
1:03:52
even watch the preview of that. And so you've got another car girl for
1:04:00
and he's actually got multiple car part I can't believe these are real people.
1:04:02
Yeah, but I can't believe this is real. He's an object um sexual.
1:04:06
It's what he says, object him sexual. Yeah, so he's only
1:04:11
sexually attracted to objects, specifically cars. Well, maybe we'll put that in
1:04:16
the roster. I'm not sure. It's pretty funny. We could do reactions
1:04:19
to that. At least we could definitely do reaction because it's so ridiculous.
1:04:24
And if you're all that eats toilet paper? What toilet paper? What she
1:04:29
eats toilet paper? I can't with people like this marinated in laundry detergent.
1:04:32
I mean, say I had a habit where I like ate what marinated the
1:04:38
laundry intergent? Are you kidding me? She puts the toilet paper in a
1:04:42
showdered laundry. I don't know, dude. To me, it's like if
1:04:45
I had a strange addiction and I realized it was toxic and bad for me,
1:04:48
Like I would be maybe tempted to do it, but I would like
1:04:51
at some point not participate in the addiction anymore. Right, I would stop
1:04:56
making out with the tailpiper, I would stop fucking eating and toilet paper or
1:05:01
couch cushions. There are people that eat that shit. Wow, wild to
1:05:06
me, Okay, I don't know if I can stomach a show like that.
1:05:10
I think it's hilarious, but I'll watch it. It's like the poop
1:05:13
toilet on Harders. I just think it's I mean, it's fascinating, but
1:05:15
I don't know if I can put up with it. That is that it's
1:05:18
just people eating weird stuff. Okay, well drinking urine? Oh god.
1:05:26
Well, we will definitely announce our change in schedule because I think Sister Wives,
1:05:30
hopefully fucking Discovery Plus will release that on a Sunday, so we can
1:05:33
talk about it on a Sunday and release on a Monday or on Sunday if
1:05:38
you're on padreon um, and then maybe have another show that we're covering during
1:05:43
the week as well, but we're not sure, so as soon as we
1:05:45
know, we will let you know, yes the show. What I do
1:05:47
know is that we will be back on Monday to talk about Temptation Island.
1:05:51
We've got two episodes to go over, a lot to say about these fools
1:05:56
and these hoes on that damn island of my birth. By the way,
1:05:59
yeah, they're fucking it all up, but with their nipples out, I'm
1:06:01
fucking a lot. I was watching that today and I was just catching up
1:06:04
because I've been gone obviously. My husband walks through and he's like, horse,
1:06:09
I know. I'm like, and I'm like, listen to them talk
1:06:13
and they're just talking, and I'm just like they're so fucking vapid man like
1:06:16
like you know, and I'm just like catching feelings and like just like you
1:06:21
vibe chick. Oh my god, is jell to be twenty five again?
1:06:26
Oh my god, I'm twenty six and I'm looking at these people. I'm
1:06:29
like, how are you this? Snow pipper duper cringe. But we'll have
1:06:32
a lot to talk about. Yeah, We'll be back Monday to do that,
1:06:35
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