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DLHS Hour 1 | Agency overseeing misconduct in immigration shutdown by Homeland · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the dal You will show you a twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty six edition.
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  Speaker 2: Hey Bakersfield calling all people and bakers Bakersfield Burger's Fieldians.
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  Speaker 1: What his name bakers Yeah, I guess fielding in this.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know there, so I'll be there today and tomorrow,
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  Speaker 2: so I'm gonna drive up after the show.
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  Speaker 1: Can't wait. I can't wait.
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  Speaker 2: Last time I played Bakersfield, I played with George Lopez
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  Speaker 2: and uh, you know, George called me a Yantha and
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know what that means. He was calling me
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  Speaker 2: a yanka. He was joking around, calling me young, and
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  Speaker 2: I went on the stageaid, George is called me the
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  Speaker 2: other day.
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  Speaker 1: It means what tire like black like. They're like, oh
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  Speaker 1: my goodness. It made me laugh so hard.
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  Speaker 2: And I told you my cousin had just got out
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  Speaker 2: of the joint and he's like, man, what you doing
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  Speaker 2: with that?
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  Speaker 1: So it was It's good to have a lot of
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  Speaker 1: family there too. So that's why Michael.
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  Speaker 2: Indeed, they moved from LA and then they got ran
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  Speaker 2: out of Palmdale, Lancaster in the next next county over
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  Speaker 2: is current county. Just actually yeah, so I mean that's
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  Speaker 2: what happened. When you get in trouble. You know, I
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  Speaker 2: got my life together. I moved to his spiria. I
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  Speaker 2: got my life together. I'm in Apple.
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  Speaker 1: Valley, Apple Valley. Yeah, that's how I'm playing.
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  Speaker 2: I actually playing uh in uh, I'm playing the gig
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  Speaker 2: out there at the casino in June July.
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  Speaker 1: I'm very excited. We got we got a bunch of dates.
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  Speaker 2: Coming in for the the uh talking to my agent,
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  Speaker 2: we got a bunch of dates where the d L
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  Speaker 2: and DL thing. If he can stay out of trouble,
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  Speaker 2: you never know. I think it's been long enough. He's
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  Speaker 2: he's got. I don't know if you know. I'm very
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  Speaker 2: disappointed that a man wasted only sixty years old. Black dude,
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  Speaker 2: wait too, he is almost sixty years old before kids
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  Speaker 2: is his first bid.
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  Speaker 1: It really is.
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  Speaker 2: Disappointing to me, but I'll get over it. No, I
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  Speaker 2: don't think that's true. Better never than never would have
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  Speaker 2: been great. Happy birthday. Of course, it's Mental Health Awareness Month,
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  Speaker 2: women and Women's month, and which I didn't put mental
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  Speaker 2: health and Women's.
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  Speaker 1: Month at the same time somebody else. But it does make.
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  Speaker 2: Uh uh interesting reading Happy Birthday at Dakasi sixty nine.
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  Speaker 2: Happy Birthday inwiki Iglaciers at birthday to Kimball Walker. Happy
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  Speaker 2: birthday Melissa Gilbert it used to be Melissa super Gilbert.
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  Speaker 1: I guess the sue.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Happy birthday of Phillip Bailey at birthday of running a Lot,
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  Speaker 2: the hardest hitting member of the secondary probably ever. Happy
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  Speaker 2: birthday of Mike D'Antoni, he made the Hall of Fame
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  Speaker 2: is weird. Happy birthday, Lovely Smith. Happy birthday to Bill Cower,
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  Speaker 2: Happy birthday to Bill Deblasio. Happy birthday, possimously, of course,
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  Speaker 2: to Phyllis Wheatley, the first African American woman to be published.
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  Speaker 2: Uh and happy birthday to hairy As Truman and of
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  Speaker 2: course Don Rickles, who I actually met on the Jay
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  Speaker 2: Linlo show. So happy birthday all them, possibously. We got
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  Speaker 2: a great show line up for you. It is what
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  Speaker 2: had happened was Friday, and we're gonna hear those calls.
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  Speaker 2: Pus Jazzon will have what's trending? It is the deal, Hughley,
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  Speaker 2: jazz Man, not man, tell these good people what's trending.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if you saw this video that's gone viral. Spokane,
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  Speaker 4: Washington lady fifty six years old. She had had it,
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  Speaker 4: and she'd also been drinking just a little bit. When
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  Speaker 4: you know, these kids riding around these e bikes all
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  Speaker 4: the time, and you know they say they have some
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  Speaker 4: safety concerns about that, but you know they're they're everywhere
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  Speaker 4: with this lady had had it. So she jumped in
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  Speaker 4: her forward focus and she started tracing him down the sidewalk.
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  Speaker 4: He's thirteen years old, saw this and she is blowing
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  Speaker 4: the home and trying to run him over.
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  Speaker 1: That's horrible, somebody terrible. Of course, you know they got
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  Speaker 1: her resting.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see what Tennessee? Actually, they dissolved the district.
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  Speaker 2: They lawmakers approve new congressional man.
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  Speaker 4: I saw that he got all the dark, he got
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  Speaker 4: rid of all the black wove stops telling me it's
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  Speaker 4: not racist. Yep, that's what And I think that's just
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  Speaker 4: the beginning. I think they are seeing that they can
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  Speaker 4: get away with it, and they're going to continue to
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  Speaker 4: do it.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy. This dude said his Memphis of Black City.
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  Speaker 1: He said, I'm not aware of that. You're not. You're
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  Speaker 1: really not really look for everywhere you cut funding. So sad.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, also trending, speaking of running over things, there was
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  Speaker 4: a crash in Philly, but what came out of it
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  Speaker 4: wasn't necessarily the crash. It was another one of those
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  Speaker 4: viral moments that we have. I don't know if you
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  Speaker 4: guys remember the Hiji kids, Jiji wife and the other
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  Speaker 4: one I got, you know, bronchitis.
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  Speaker 3: I can't.
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  Speaker 4: I don't anybody got time for that. Well, now there's
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  Speaker 4: another one, Jamel Ransom. He's a crossing guard out of
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  Speaker 4: Philly and he was trying to go get some ice cream.
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  Speaker 4: And the video of him talk I don't even know
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  Speaker 4: why reporters were going to talk to him, but the
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  Speaker 4: whole time he is eating his ice cream and thanking Jesus.
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  Speaker 4: It is definitely something that you have to check out
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  Speaker 4: the MacDonald something. Yeah, but you got to see this
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  Speaker 4: dude et the ice cream.
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  Speaker 2: You know, if you really want to, you got to.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta have to see Alexander O'Neil eating apple.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm not going to do that. She's jazz.
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  Speaker 2: It's the Jesse Report on the d L.
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  Speaker 4: The Department of Homeland Security is closing an office responsible
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  Speaker 4: for investigating misconduct and abuse in the immigration detention systems.
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  Speaker 4: The Office of the Immigration Detention the Bunsman is in
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  Speaker 4: the process of removing all of its public signage and
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  Speaker 4: ending its inspections now. The closure is said to be
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  Speaker 4: due to lack of funding from the Homeland Security Appropriations
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  Speaker 4: Bill that ended the reasons.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, why don't you take some of the money from
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  Speaker 2: that dumb ass ballroom and give it to them?
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  Speaker 1: That would be great.
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  Speaker 4: Why would we give money to the office that's investigating walks?
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  Speaker 3: Silly?
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  Speaker 4: No one was top Neurologists are warning that the frequent
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  Speaker 4: use of cannabis can cause to a person can lead
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  Speaker 4: to psychiatric issues in the future. There is a change
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  Speaker 4: in that alters I guess that become in your brain,
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  Speaker 4: that becomes permanent and cause long term damage for some use.
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  Speaker 4: As they say, around thirty percent of people that use
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  Speaker 4: cannabis report some type of psychiatric issues.
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  Speaker 1: Get your hand out of my pocket. What all right?
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  Speaker 1: Coming up?
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  Speaker 2: We had some great colleges weekend. If you missed him,
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  Speaker 2: do not worries. What it happened was right, It is
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  Speaker 2: a deal. Hugles show now Monday. What had happened was
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  Speaker 2: a husband loved a job and that's his working wife
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  Speaker 2: to pick up the bills until he lands another job.
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  Speaker 1: The wife says okay, but demands he pay her back.
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  Speaker 1: Take and listen.
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  Speaker 5: He came home and he was like, you know, bay,
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  Speaker 5: I lost my job.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, cool.
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  Speaker 5: So a month later, like the bill, it was time
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  Speaker 5: for the bills or whatever you know, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: you know, the bills dobate or whatever. And he was like, okay,
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  Speaker 5: you know I'm not working and I'm just or whatever.
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  Speaker 5: So I saw him, I said, look, if I pay
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  Speaker 5: these bills, are you going to pack me the money bag?
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  Speaker 1: This man has a nerve to tell me?
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  Speaker 5: Why should I pay my wife back for paying our bills?
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  Speaker 5: I told this man from day one, my money is
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  Speaker 5: my money and his money is our money. Why should
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  Speaker 5: I spend my money paying the bills?
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  Speaker 6: Like, no, he should have paid me back.
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  Speaker 2: Should I have to pay the wife back for paying
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  Speaker 2: the family's expenses?
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  Speaker 1: That's the question we PUOs to.
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  Speaker 7: You said that man needs to just go and leave
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  Speaker 7: her as quickly as possible, because when disrespect starts like
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  Speaker 7: what she's doing, is only gets worse. I've been I
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  Speaker 7: lived through it twice, and it only gets worse in time.
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  Speaker 7: At first it goes with a disrespect about money, Then
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  Speaker 7: it's about disrespective about being a man. Then it's just
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  Speaker 7: all type of all type of mess gonna break out.
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  Speaker 7: So the brother need to go on and try and
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  Speaker 7: get a job, give her a divorce, and walk on
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  Speaker 7: up out of there.
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  Speaker 3: I don't feel like he needs to pay her back,
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  Speaker 3: especially if they not lacking for nothing.
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  Speaker 6: Man, No, he.
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  Speaker 8: Shouldn't give her her money back.
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  Speaker 7: He should take that money down to the courthouse and
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  Speaker 7: file one absolute divorce and get rid of that crash
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  Speaker 7: test dummy.
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  Speaker 3: She craves.
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  Speaker 9: She need to sit down somewhere, because, first of all,
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  Speaker 9: when you take those vials, a better off of worse. Hello,
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  Speaker 9: they said to both of them.
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  Speaker 3: So better for worse.
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  Speaker 9: That man wants to add his work, she's supposed to
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  Speaker 9: pick up that tab. That's why it's called marriage, meaning
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  Speaker 9: two people.
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  Speaker 6: So I don't know what she's talking about.
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  Speaker 9: She's just being selfish. We do joke around about oh
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  Speaker 9: my money is mine and he is his ours.
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  Speaker 3: That's a joke.
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  Speaker 9: But when it comes down a serious and Bill's taking
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  Speaker 9: care of your family, which consists of more than one,
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  Speaker 9: it ain't about you. It's about the family. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 9: need to get her little selfis something to sit down
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  Speaker 9: somewhere because that's not cool. He need to check that
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  Speaker 9: and for her in her place and say no, you
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  Speaker 9: want to pay these bills or we going to be
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  Speaker 9: in there.
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  Speaker 8: It ain't no you and me. I think that woman's
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  Speaker 8: that lost her rabbit ass mind? What does this man
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  Speaker 8: lost his job duty because he got hurt us. This
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  Speaker 8: man lost his job due to an illness, and that
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  Speaker 8: whats yours is nine? It was mine's mom. That's some bs,
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  Speaker 8: you know. I hope that man will leave her because
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  Speaker 8: she don't deserve him.
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  Speaker 6: If I were him, I trade her in. I don't
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  Speaker 6: know where she gets the idea that he pays all
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  Speaker 6: the bills and she keeps her money. That is absolutely absurd.
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  Speaker 6: I don't even know why that even deserves a question
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  Speaker 6: on dal here for the show. But no, absolutely enough.
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  Speaker 2: I think is at the end of the day, if
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  Speaker 2: we are married, it's us, not one on one, especially
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  Speaker 2: not saying.
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  Speaker 1: My money is my money and your money is my money.
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  Speaker 7: That even makes sense. That's not a marriage. That's a
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  Speaker 7: partner's in the partree that's falling apart.
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  Speaker 8: He need to divorce her and move on because they
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  Speaker 8: ain't gonna work out.
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  Speaker 3: I think this guy's wife is trifle ling. Marriage is
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  Speaker 3: a partnership. You are a team. You have to move
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  Speaker 3: forward together and sometimes another person has to pick up
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  Speaker 3: the sweat. But one thing I think she said was
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  Speaker 3: before they got married. She said that her money was
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  Speaker 3: her money, his money was both of their money. So
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  Speaker 3: he should have not married her to begin with, because
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  Speaker 3: she told him right off the bet that her money
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  Speaker 3: was her money. So you know who thought his that
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  Speaker 3: he should have paid attention to what she did.