Latest / Luke's English Podcast / VINI MAGA - Podpah _1053
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- 0:29Speaker 1: A new world awaits you in an audiobook. Audible.
- 1:17Speaker 2: Vivo para mais um Podpá, Mítico Jovem, Sexta-feira maravilhosa, e
- 1:25Speaker 2: eu quero falar de uma pessoa que eu amo muito.
- 1:38Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you.
- 2:03Speaker 4: I need to.
- 2:04Speaker 1: Sing it all.
- 2:05Speaker 3: No, no.
- 2:06Speaker 1: It's embarrassing, right? It's embarrassing, right? No, it's not funny. No,
- 2:11Speaker 1: but I liked it.
- 2:13Speaker 3: Shout it again.
- 2:14Speaker 1: That's it, man. Thank you, thank you.
- 2:15Speaker 3: Everyone sending love to the mythical's DM.
- 2:25Speaker 5: I know you send a lot of stuff to his DMs,
- 2:28Speaker 5: but send affection.
- 2:29Speaker 3: In reality, my DMs are just people asking for money.
- 2:32Speaker 1: Stop asking me for money, damn it!
- 2:34Speaker 6: I make a happy message. Okay, but do the pix
- 2:37Speaker 6: for me. I say something, but then I pay my college. Damn,
- 2:41Speaker 6: what is this, man?
- 2:42Speaker 3: Today is my birthday, not today. And you owe the others,
- 2:46Speaker 3: it's good to pay. It's complicated.
- 2:49Speaker 6: But thank you for the words, Igão. Coco Máximo, my
- 2:52Speaker 6: Chiquinho Osasquense. Do you know Chiquinho de Liana?
- 2:56Speaker 1: You're crazy!
- 2:57Speaker 3: Whoever owes me, I don't even need to say anything!
- 2:59Speaker 3: Start paying me! Yeah! It's ugly to owe the others!
- 3:04Speaker 3: The guys even go to the internet to complain! Hey,
- 3:06Speaker 3: calm down! Let's talk about sponsors! Let's talk about good stuff!
- 3:12Speaker 1: Let's go, let's go, let's go! Starting with... Wow!
- 3:17Speaker 5: Panini, really, I love you guys! The guys made me strong!
- 3:20Speaker 5: I completed my album! You completed it now!
- 3:22Speaker 1: I'm ronking!
- 3:24Speaker 3: They sent the album of Capadura and Os Caraios.
- 3:27Speaker 5: The thing is, the FIFA World Cup 2026 doesn't start
- 3:29Speaker 5: on the field, it starts now, in your hands.
- 3:30Speaker 3: Show it, Mítico Jovem. With the album of Panini's figurines,
- 3:32Speaker 3: for you to get into the mood.
- 3:34Speaker 5: You can change the figurines, have fun, which is the
- 3:37Speaker 5: coolest thing to do, to get the figurines, is to
- 3:39Speaker 5: play with your friends, have fun.
- 3:45Speaker 3: It's cool to stick.
- 3:46Speaker 5: It's cool, but it's.
- 3:48Speaker 3: Cool to have that cake.
- 3:49Speaker 1: It's the exchange with friends, right? This is too cool.
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- 3:58Speaker 3: and Amazon.
- 3:59Speaker 5: So it's in these places that you can guarantee your
- 4:02Speaker 5: World Cup figurines.
- 4:04Speaker 1: Got it?
- 4:04Speaker 3: It's still time.
- 4:05Speaker 1: Egon closed today, right? Exactly.
- 4:08Speaker 3: No, there are still three left, right, Keron? There are
- 4:10Speaker 3: still three left.
- 4:10Speaker 1: Ah, Keron, it was good people with you. Keron, it's us, man.
- 4:12Speaker 3: You're crazy.
- 4:13Speaker 1: You stopped there, Panini also sent several.
- 4:15Speaker 5: Mythic Young, talk about another sponsor. que facilita a vida
- 4:19Speaker 5: da galera que gosta de.
- 4:21Speaker 3: Um livro, mas vive na correria.
- 4:23Speaker 5: Vamos falar de Audible, o serviço de audiolivro e audioséries
- 4:27Speaker 5: com milhares de títulos disponíveis. E tem obras com narração
- 4:30Speaker 5: de Alice Braga, Matheus Solano, Lázaro Ramos, So, for sure,
- 4:34Speaker 5: there's a work that you like a lot. And it's wonderful, because,
- 4:38Speaker 5: as I said, for those who are in the rush,
- 4:40Speaker 5: in public transport, doing the cleaning at home, leave your
- 4:43Speaker 5: audiobook playing, bring the knowledge, the entertainment, and you follow
- 4:47Speaker 5: your life, okay?
- 4:48Speaker 6: That's what I was going to say. QR Code on
- 4:50Speaker 6: the screen. If you can, 30 days free. Go test, guys.
- 4:54Speaker 3: Exactly.
- 4:55Speaker 1: And who is... Go ahead.
- 4:57Speaker 5: I was going to say that if you scan the
- 4:59Speaker 5: QR Code now, as the mythical young man said, how much.
- 5:02Speaker 1: Do you earn? 30 days free, guys, for testing, for
- 5:05Speaker 1: you to test.
- 5:06Speaker 3: And if you are a client, Amazon Prime?
- 5:08Speaker 1: 90 days.
- 5:09Speaker 3: Exactly.
- 5:10Speaker 5: So you have at least a month to test this service,
- 5:13Speaker 5: and if you are a member of Amazon Prime, 3 months,
- 5:16Speaker 5: the VUGO, 90 days.
- 5:17Speaker 1: Wow, you can test well.
- 5:18Speaker 5: Exactly, you can test, reset some books and say, ah,
- 5:22Speaker 5: I liked it.
- 5:23Speaker 3: So scan the QR Code, it's there.
- 5:24Speaker 1: Okay?
- 5:25Speaker 3: And now let's talk about our sponsor, Master.
- 5:27Speaker 1: What is this? You said Master. Master. The Amazon box
- 5:31Speaker 1: is with us.
- 5:31Speaker 3: Because the thing is this. It's running on the Amazon app.
- 5:34Speaker 3: Chutou won. So if you go there now, you'll have.
- 5:41Speaker 3: One game for you to guess, or several games for
- 5:44Speaker 3: you to guess.
- 5:45Speaker 5: And then, it's a kind of ball. You go in
- 5:47Speaker 5: there and do your guess. If you get it right,
- 5:49Speaker 5: you get points. But if you miss, you also get points.
- 5:52Speaker 5: It's free, right, guys?
- 5:53Speaker 1: For the love of God. Exactly.
- 5:55Speaker 3: For sure, if you get it right, you get a
- 5:56Speaker 3: lot more points. And if you miss, you get a
- 5:59Speaker 3: little less points. But remembering... Oh, and Prime member wins twice, see?
- 6:20Speaker 1: Ah, that's interesting, right, Mítico Jovem?
- 6:23Speaker 5: So take advantage of the fact that the Amazon Prime
- 6:26Speaker 5: Day is.
- 6:26Speaker 3: From July 1st to July.
- 6:29Speaker 1: 7th, okay? That's it.
- 6:30Speaker 3: Let's go, QR Code on the screen. Thank you very much,
- 6:31Speaker 3: Amazon Prime.
- 6:32Speaker 1: We're together, see?
- 6:34Speaker 3: Mítico Jovem.
- 6:35Speaker 1: What?
- 6:35Speaker 6: Say it, Igão Underground. My Chiquinho, Osasquense.
- 6:38Speaker 3: Kidion do Pará, you. I want you to receive with
- 6:41Speaker 3: a lot of affection.
- 6:43Speaker 5: Make some real noise, clap your hands for our guest today,
- 6:47Speaker 5: who is wonderful, sensational.
- 6:50Speaker 3: I love him, I'm a big fan.
- 6:52Speaker 1: Receive with a lot of affection, Vini Maga! That's it, scream! Scream! Scream!
- 7:03Speaker 1: I love you! I love you too. My friend from Azul.
- 7:08Speaker 1: And these guys get it. They get it every day.
- 7:10Speaker 1: I think that's great. He's hard-working. His scream is good.
- 7:13Speaker 1: I love you!
- 7:13Speaker 6: Damn!
- 7:13Speaker 3: I was watching you guys talk about figurines.
- 7:15Speaker 1: I'm addicted to this stuff.
- 7:17Speaker 2: Really, bro?
- 7:17Speaker 1: I have a ball at home to change. And I
- 7:19Speaker 1: think that's wonderful, right? Because at my time I was like... Yes,
- 7:29Speaker 1: that's right. Son of a bitch. Everyone can do it. Fuck, but... Yeah,
- 7:55Speaker 1: it was usually with one hand.
- 7:56Speaker 3: You hit it with both.
- 7:57Speaker 1: With both here. It's because there's this thing, which is
- 7:59Speaker 1: the stolen. It's not the stolen. Oh, man. It was
- 8:01Speaker 1: one of the rules that were established. I see. So
- 8:03Speaker 1: everyone could do it, it wasn't just me. And then
- 8:06Speaker 1: I turned and took them all home. And then, it
- 8:09Speaker 1: happened more than once, of a mother hitting her at home,
- 8:12Speaker 1: with a boy crying.
- 8:13Speaker 3: In her hand.
- 8:14Speaker 1: Because you rappelled everyone.
- 8:15Speaker 7: My mother hit me and told me to give it back.
- 8:17Speaker 3: Oh, man.
- 8:17Speaker 1: So you irritated the little friends that you took everything.
- 8:20Speaker 3: I was good, Mítico.
- 8:22Speaker 7: Who is good in Brazil suffers, right?
- 8:24Speaker 1: That's true. That's true.
- 8:25Speaker 3: Did Salma play Yu-Gi-Oh! outside because he was from Demônio?
- 8:28Speaker 1: Yes, for sure. After Gilberto Barros said that... Son of
- 8:31Speaker 1: a bitch. Son of a bitch. He said that on
- 8:33Speaker 1: Saturday or on Wednesday? Good question. It was on Saturday,
- 8:35Speaker 1: I think. It was on Saturday. He spent four days
- 8:38Speaker 1: talking about it.
- 8:38Speaker 3: The game of the devil.
- 8:39Speaker 1: It was good, right? I liked it a lot, but
- 8:43Speaker 1: the thing is that the letter itself didn't help, right?
- 8:46Speaker 1: Imagine the mother cooking for four children inside the house
- 8:49Speaker 1: and the boy in the back, I invoke you, you
- 8:51Speaker 1: red-eyed devil!
- 8:51Speaker 7: She won't say, oh, what a healthy joke for a
- 8:53Speaker 7: six-year-old child.
- 8:54Speaker 1: It's true. And I remember that he started to read
- 8:56Speaker 1: the name of the letters there. No, it was.
- 8:58Speaker 3: It was in the dirty stuff. But you stop to think, Yu-Gi-Oh!
- 9:01Speaker 1: Is kind of.
- 9:01Speaker 3: It's kind of diabolical.
- 9:02Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's all right. Yes, it is. Right?
- 9:11Speaker 3: But if you stop to think.
- 9:12Speaker 1: It's a religious freedom, right? In the game... In Yu-Gi-Oh!
- 9:14Speaker 1: they are demonic letters that you invoke in battle.
- 9:17Speaker 3: For a mother, this is a sin. Man, this is
- 9:19Speaker 3: a sin, really.
- 9:20Speaker 7: But in a Christian country like ours, right?
- 9:24Speaker 1: Yu-Gi-Oh!
- 9:24Speaker 7: Always received an entity there, do you remember?
- 9:26Speaker 3: Yes, yes.
- 9:27Speaker 1: He was losing, losing... Out of nowhere, he emancipated, he
- 9:29Speaker 1: was getting older... Look... His little triangle here. And I
- 9:35Speaker 1: didn't watch that much.
- 9:37Speaker 6: I swear to you, I'm older, so Dragon Ball was
- 9:39Speaker 6: what caught me. Dragon Ball, I remember that there was
- 9:42Speaker 6: an episode of the tournament there, where people kept screaming.
- 9:46Speaker 1: Satan, Satan.
- 9:48Speaker 6: My mom always looked and said, they watched the video
- 9:51Speaker 6: of the monkey transforming, Satan. Look at the craziness that
- 9:55Speaker 6: the boys watch. You were a boy who watched a
- 9:57Speaker 6: lot of things. I watched a lot of things.
- 9:59Speaker 1: And I had... a lot of freedom. My parents worked
- 10:01Speaker 1: outside all day and I had access to the computer
- 10:03Speaker 1: inside the house. Wow! So I infected my friends. I
- 10:07Speaker 1: would come like this, come here, I'll show you something.
- 10:09Speaker 1: You would come with the new ones. Yeah, look at
- 10:11Speaker 1: the Havaian of Power. I would put a little animal
- 10:14Speaker 1: talking a lot of nonsense. I have a very good scene.
- 10:18Speaker 1: I went to a friend's house and I put on
- 10:20Speaker 1: his computer one of those videos of... The mortadela. The
- 10:23Speaker 1: mortadela and stuff. But there were a lot of words.
- 10:25Speaker 1: I don't remember his name. It was an old man
- 10:27Speaker 1: who was screaming a lot. How was the name of
- 10:31Speaker 1: this character? But it's from... Brother Piologo, right? Yeah, yeah.
- 10:35Speaker 1: I know who it is.
- 10:36Speaker 3: A old man who cursed a lot.
- 10:37Speaker 1: He cursed a lot. He cursed a lot. Then I put...
- 10:39Speaker 1: And there was no earphone, right? It was in the
- 10:40Speaker 1: box here. He increased and the old man started to
- 10:43Speaker 1: curse a lot. He cursed a lot. Then his mother
- 10:46Speaker 1: just passed behind him. The computer was in the cup.
- 10:48Speaker 1: His mother passed behind him. That's why the computer is
- 10:51Speaker 1: full of virus.
- 10:51Speaker 3: Man, it was an old man. He speaks kind of
- 10:54Speaker 3: with a accent.
- 10:54Speaker 1: Kind of.
- 10:55Speaker 3: He has a little hair like this, right?
- 10:56Speaker 1: Yeah, a little hair like this. A body of... That's it, man.
- 11:01Speaker 6: So your childhood, I think that's why you have all this, man.
- 11:04Speaker 6: I think your childhood was you alone on the PC
- 11:06Speaker 6: hunting shit.
- 11:06Speaker 1: That's it.
- 11:08Speaker 3: No, this is his daughter.
- 11:09Speaker 1: Diabolical, too. The guy just snorted. Era esse aí. Era
- 11:25Speaker 1: esse aí, ó. Esse moleque não vale nada! Nada! Nem nada!
- 11:35Speaker 3: Nada!
- 11:36Speaker 6: Não, mas ele xingava só caralho.
- 11:38Speaker 3: Não, isso pra nossa época era muito.
- 11:40Speaker 1: Era engraçado demais ver um cara xingando sem parar.
- 11:43Speaker 5: Mano, o palavrão solto assim, eu lembro também de ficar
- 11:45Speaker 5: paralisado assim na TV, no computador e ficar olhando assim, ó,
- 11:50Speaker 5: Mundo Canibal, Chaves Maconheiro, And the scary website.
- 11:56Speaker 1: I was a hater. The scary website.
- 11:58Speaker 3: I was very afraid of that one. I was too,
- 12:00Speaker 3: but tell me you didn't.
- 12:01Speaker 1: Come in every day. My uncle used to come in
- 12:03Speaker 1: because he liked to scare me. And then we would
- 12:06Speaker 1: watch it all. It's a killer hand. It's a killer hand.
- 12:08Speaker 7: The girl's face that was burned in the building, that
- 12:10Speaker 7: came out on the balcony.
- 12:11Speaker 1: Look at the girl's face.
- 12:12Speaker 7: The ghost that didn't have legs, just a.
- 12:13Speaker 6: Ghost, a girl without legs down here. Always with a
- 12:16Speaker 6: sad violin playing. And the girl here, my God.
- 12:23Speaker 1: It was really sad. I was very connected all the time,
- 12:26Speaker 1: but I played on the street. So there was this
- 12:28Speaker 1: moment to go out to socialize, to play, and then
- 12:31Speaker 1: in the afternoon, in the evening, I was... Where was
- 12:34Speaker 1: your childhood from? I'm from Coronel Fabriciano, Mítico. What is
- 12:37Speaker 1: there in Coronel Fabriciano? There's a lot to do.
- 12:40Speaker 3: Where is it?
- 12:41Speaker 1: In Minas? In Minas.
- 12:42Speaker 7: East of Minas, interior of Minas.
- 12:44Speaker 1: It's in the Vale do Aço region. It's close to
- 12:48Speaker 1: the city of Menino Aveneno. We're conterrâneos. We're half an
- 12:50Speaker 1: hour away. So you're a boy from the interior.
- 12:53Speaker 3: From the interior.
- 12:53Speaker 1: But the region, compared to the rest, is a well-developed region.
- 12:56Speaker 1: There's shopping. It's already a thing. There's McDonald's.
- 13:05Speaker 7: There's McDonald's. Now there's Burger King.
- 13:08Speaker 6: First there was McDonald's, then Burger King.
- 13:10Speaker 1: On the other side of the avenue. What was there
- 13:12Speaker 1: to do? Go to my friends' house, play on the street,
- 13:16Speaker 1: and drop the bomb. Those were the things I did.
- 13:20Speaker 1: Isn't it the best thing of your childhood? The best
- 13:22Speaker 1: thing of my childhood. And then, what was the thing?
- 13:25Speaker 3: I was telling this to Mítico, like... You had to
- 13:28Speaker 3: cancel your cell phone, man.
- 13:29Speaker 1: Well, yeah. Cancel it.
- 13:31Speaker 3: Cancel it.
- 13:31Speaker 1: Cellphone only for March 18th.
- 13:33Speaker 6: You can't imagine today the kids growing up with their cellphones,
- 13:36Speaker 6: seeing things.
- 13:38Speaker 1: Man, you can't, man. The little finger is already... It's already...
- 13:41Speaker 1: Full of cambra, ler, right? I saw a child sleeping
- 13:43Speaker 1: like this.
- 13:45Speaker 3: Passing the Reels.
- 13:47Speaker 1: TikTok, right? The son of Victor completed one year now, right?
- 13:51Speaker 1: Then he was telling me that he disbelieves in the
- 13:53Speaker 1: cell phone. He keeps picking up the phone and looking back.
- 13:55Speaker 3: It's not possible that this thing is like that.
- 13:59Speaker 1: There's a man here. It's wrong.
- 14:01Speaker 3: Then Victor was telling.
- 14:04Speaker 1: Me that he leaves the phone here aside and keeps
- 14:06Speaker 1: looking with his eyes open. Disconfident. This guy won't attack us.
- 14:12Speaker 3: It had to be like that, man.
- 14:14Speaker 1: The kids are dealing very calmly. It's very natural, right, man?
- 14:17Speaker 5: Because what Vini said gave me a memory of being
- 14:21Speaker 5: on the street, playing, where the only concern is, like,
- 14:23Speaker 5: let's play Dona Lúcia' s campaign and run away. And she
- 14:26Speaker 5: knew it was us.
- 14:27Speaker 1: Yes.
- 14:29Speaker 6: But this freedom that you had, your parents worked all day,
- 14:32Speaker 6: how was it?
- 14:33Speaker 1: It was like this, my parents left, my mom is
- 14:35Speaker 1: a teacher, right? So she gave classes three shifts. She
- 14:39Speaker 1: left at six in the morning at home and arrived
- 14:41Speaker 1: at 11 at night. I saw my mom at bedtime, like, kiss,
- 14:43Speaker 1: I'm going to rest and stuff, and I was going
- 14:46Speaker 1: to lie down, because, man, I was there scratching to
- 14:48Speaker 1: give a... Teacher of what? My mom is a Portuguese teacher.
- 14:51Speaker 2: Man!
- 14:51Speaker 1: You say, we go home.
- 14:52Speaker 3: Wow, and my dad is a history teacher.
- 14:54Speaker 1: Oh, what is that? Yeah, yeah.
- 14:58Speaker 7: So, like, I was raised in a family of teachers.
- 15:01Speaker 1: What's that, man?
- 15:02Speaker 5: What did that bring you, Vini? Like, did it bring
- 15:04Speaker 5: you some extra charges, or... But did it bring you
- 15:06Speaker 5: some benefits, too?
- 15:07Speaker 1: Man, it brought, obviously, some benefits, but the thing was,
- 15:11Speaker 1: I studied at the school that my parents were known to,
- 15:14Speaker 1: and they gave classes there, too. So, like, I'd make
- 15:16Speaker 1: a mess in the classroom, the teacher would look at
- 15:18Speaker 1: me like this, like, Vini, for God's sake, right? I'm
- 15:21Speaker 1: going to tell your mom. But it brought some other benefits, too.
- 15:24Speaker 1: Because the teachers, I knew the other side of them.
- 15:27Speaker 1: because they were going to my house to play cards.
- 15:29Speaker 1: Did you see them smoking cigarettes? Yes, I saw them. So,
- 15:34Speaker 1: one time, a guy poked me like this, out of nowhere,
- 15:36Speaker 1: he poked me and I looked back and said, son
- 15:38Speaker 1: of a bitch. Then, what?
- 15:40Speaker 7: I called the teacher, teacher, you called me son of
- 15:42Speaker 7: a bitch.
- 15:43Speaker 1: Then he said, the mother of this boy is my friend.
- 15:48Speaker 1: Son of a bitch. Don't talk like that about her. So,
- 15:52Speaker 1: you saw the other side of the teachers, the human side.
- 15:54Speaker 1: The human side. They were mocking. Drinking beer, smoking cigarettes.
- 15:58Speaker 3: They kissed you in the mouth.
- 15:59Speaker 1: Talking bullshit.
- 16:00Speaker 6: You had a husband, right? And what's the biggest difficulty
- 16:02Speaker 6: of having... I've always had friends who, sometimes, a father
- 16:05Speaker 6: or a mother... You had a father and a mother.
- 16:07Speaker 6: What was boring about having fathers, teachers, bro? There was
- 16:11Speaker 6: no bad side, no.
- 16:13Speaker 1: Your father, out of nowhere, would take you out of
- 16:15Speaker 1: the room and say.
- 16:17Speaker 3: They treated you like Tordesillas.
- 16:19Speaker 1: He did the worst. When the guys were bad at
- 16:21Speaker 1: the test, he would say, sit down here. He was
- 16:26Speaker 1: sitting there, I was in the 4th grade. He said,
- 16:29Speaker 1: answer this test for me. I answered, and he said,
- 16:31Speaker 1: you got a 6 on this test. The kid was
- 16:33Speaker 1: in the 8th grade, so I got a 2. Then
- 16:34Speaker 1: he got there, with the kid... Uma criança de 10
- 16:38Speaker 1: anos de idade tirou 6. Você era usado como exemplo.
- 16:42Speaker 3: Como exemplo, olha que loucura. Mara, isso não te trouxe
- 16:45Speaker 3: problemas na escola?
- 16:46Speaker 6: De tipo, ah, o filho da professora, vou foder.
- 16:48Speaker 1: Poucas pessoas sabiam. Ah, isso é ótimo. Era um negócio
- 16:51Speaker 1: meio velado, assim. Eu não saía explanando também, porque senão
- 16:53Speaker 1: eu ia virar alvo, né?
- 16:54Speaker 3: E também sua mãe ou seu pai, quando tava dando
- 16:56Speaker 3: aula pra você, não ficava.
- 16:58Speaker 1: No, my dad gave me, I never had anything with
- 17:00Speaker 1: my mom, I only had something with my dad, once.
- 17:02Speaker 1: And my dad, he was a great school teacher in
- 17:06Speaker 1: the classroom, you know? Ah, how cool. Everyone likes it
- 17:08Speaker 1: and stuff. And then my dad forgot something, he took
- 17:10Speaker 1: the key from his goal, he said, get it in
- 17:12Speaker 1: the car for me, the test I forgot to bring,
- 17:13Speaker 1: and I took it and went there. I was going
- 17:17Speaker 1: to pick him up in the car, you know? So
- 17:18Speaker 1: I had this relationship, he treated me like... Man, but.
- 17:21Speaker 3: He helped me. But that's nice, man, because when... But
- 17:25Speaker 3: I discovered it when I was older, right?
- 17:26Speaker 5: When you kind of discover the backstage of the school,
- 17:28Speaker 5: of a thing that wasn't for you to discover, it
- 17:30Speaker 5: gives you a feeling of power.
- 17:32Speaker 6: Of power.
- 17:33Speaker 2: Totally.
- 17:33Speaker 1: Totally.
- 17:34Speaker 5: When I discovered that going out of the classroom wasn't
- 17:36Speaker 5: going to bring me problems, because my mom put me.
- 17:38Speaker 6: Or you get close to some teacher, to the principal.
- 17:41Speaker 3: This is too good.
- 17:42Speaker 1: I was close to the aunts. Me too.
- 17:44Speaker 3: I was close to the principal. The principal was always
- 17:48Speaker 3: my partner.
- 17:48Speaker 1: You need to clean your wallet. I will. You need
- 17:51Speaker 1: to carry the book. Anything that has nothing to do
- 17:53Speaker 1: with studying, you can count on me. But how was
- 17:56Speaker 1: you at school? Man, I never paid attention. I was
- 17:58Speaker 1: always very hyperactive. So I was talking all the time.
- 18:02Speaker 1: Every time my parents were called to school, it was
- 18:04Speaker 1: by conversation. Because I was talking nonstop. And then.
- 18:09Speaker 1: But I had an easy way to learn. So I
- 18:10Speaker 1: paid attention for half an hour. The guy was talking
- 18:12Speaker 1: like this. I understood that already. Arrogant. Arrogant kid.
- 18:14Speaker 7: But it was good on the test. But it's good
- 18:17Speaker 7: with these kids, man.
- 18:18Speaker 1: Arrogant. That already takes and already was.
- 18:20Speaker 6: And it's with the caralho.
- 18:23Speaker 7: And at the time of the.
- 18:24Speaker 3: Test, it represents, right?
- 18:26Speaker 1: Sometimes I could do this, but it was very little.
- 18:28Speaker 1: But I was.
- 18:30Speaker 6: with the kids who did this, like, bro, the bastard
- 18:33Speaker 6: is doing a mess all day and he's taking 8,
- 18:35Speaker 6: 9 on the test.
- 18:35Speaker 1: I also didn't get that much. I was always the
- 18:38Speaker 1: 6th student. I did enough to pass. I did enough
- 18:40Speaker 1: to pass, it's over. I don't want to take 10.
- 18:42Speaker 1: You don't want to take the wave, no.
- 18:44Speaker 3: So this is the trick of knowing what.
- 18:45Speaker 1: You can do. You know?
- 18:46Speaker 5: That's what I'm talking about. What grade? Until, without joking,
- 18:50Speaker 5: I think until 8th grade, first year.
- 18:53Speaker 1: 8, 9, bro.
- 18:57Speaker 5: My mom used to buy me a lot, so I
- 18:59Speaker 5: was a very exemplary student. I used to play, but
- 19:02Speaker 5: I was very exemplary. Then, when I entered high school.
- 19:04Speaker 1: I said.
- 19:06Speaker 6: Look, another life here.
- 19:08Speaker 5: I was already working at McDonald's. I was already becoming,
- 19:12Speaker 5: let's say.
- 19:13Speaker 1: A man, for myself. I said.
- 19:14Speaker 5: I'm going to start to joke a little. And my
- 19:17Speaker 5: joke wasn't much either, but then I... Then you fell
- 19:19Speaker 5: to six. Then I fell to six, then I became
- 19:22Speaker 5: five or six. But having the potential to take more, but.
- 19:26Speaker 1: But there's a moment when you get to this age,
- 19:29Speaker 1: when you're almost an adult, a little boy in the
- 19:31Speaker 1: first or second year, and you say, oh, it's not
- 19:33Speaker 1: the school of the future. My friend left in the
- 19:36Speaker 1: eighth grade, he has a motorcycle. Exactly.
- 19:38Speaker 3: He has a motorcycle, so it's much better.
- 19:40Speaker 1: To go to school. It's true, man.
- 19:41Speaker 6: No, my friend has a goal, he has a square goal,
- 19:44Speaker 6: I'm going to go out in the second year.
- 19:46Speaker 1: I thought the same thing.
- 19:47Speaker 3: Working is much better, it's easier.
- 19:50Speaker 1: It gives more future. Yeah. There was a boy in
- 19:54Speaker 1: my room who had a motorcycle. No, I hated it.
- 19:56Speaker 1: Those who were in.
- 19:57Speaker 6: The eighth, first year, they were already going by motorcycle
- 19:59Speaker 6: to school, man. I hated it, like, like this, right?
- 20:01Speaker 1: I said, man, how cool, man. The guy already has
- 20:03Speaker 1: a motorcycle. And I have a bicycle with a punctured tire.
- 20:05Speaker 1: You rode a bike to school? Yeah, man. Dreaming. It's good, right?
- 20:10Speaker 7: I'll ride a bike in the rain.
- 20:12Speaker 1: You would ride a bike?
- 20:13Speaker 3: I wouldn't go. It was close, but not so close.
- 20:17Speaker 1: But since the city is small, everything is easy to walk.
- 20:20Speaker 1: And how was your high school? Because in high school,
- 20:24Speaker 1: we usually get more naughty. Naughty, I mean, of life.
- 20:25Speaker 1: Not just naughty. But I was naughty too. What happens?
- 20:35Speaker 7: Family, middle class, middle class.
- 20:37Speaker 1: So, during elementary school, we studied in a public school.
- 20:42Speaker 1: Because my mother was paying for my sister's college. And then,
- 20:44Speaker 1: when my sister's college finished, it was the moment that
- 20:47Speaker 1: we were going to high school. And then, my mother
- 20:50Speaker 1: started paying for private school for me. So, she changed
- 20:54Speaker 1: the money that was going to college, and she paid
- 20:56Speaker 1: for the technical school for us. So cute, family.
- 20:58Speaker 3: For us, when you say... Me and my brother, we
- 20:59Speaker 3: went together.
- 21:00Speaker 1: My brother took a two-year difference for me. Ah, younger
- 21:03Speaker 1: or older? Younger, younger. And then I went to do
- 21:07Speaker 1: technical school, of industrial automation. What is that? So, like,
- 21:11Speaker 1: in the morning it was normal class, of high school,
- 21:13Speaker 1: and in the afternoon I learned to move the coil,
- 21:15Speaker 1: to move the wire. Wow, the whole day studying. Yeah,
- 21:18Speaker 1: I left at 5 in the afternoon. But did you
- 21:20Speaker 1: like this technical course? I didn't like it, no. I
- 21:22Speaker 1: went because a friend of mine went. Then I said, ah,
- 21:24Speaker 1: this thing must be good. Money. Yeah. And I was shocked, damn,
- 21:27Speaker 1: it was good. And then, man, the... It was a group,
- 21:33Speaker 1: think about it, of 40 people there were 38 boys.
- 21:38Speaker 1: What is it like to have 38 boys in puberty
- 21:42Speaker 1: in a classroom? Pintucu, palavrão... Bombs, smoke, that German fart smell.
- 21:49Speaker 3: That's what I was going to say, German fart smell.
- 21:51Speaker 1: Smoking cigarettes. Smoking notebook paper.
- 21:54Speaker 7: Taking rapé to smell like shit.
- 21:56Speaker 1: Smoking giz. That's it, you know? Man, the boys, they'd scrape...
- 22:00Speaker 1: Why did the man... They'd scrape....
- 22:06Speaker 3: It smelled like mint.
- 22:06Speaker 1: Wow, you did that? Not me. They did. They did.
- 22:12Speaker 1: There was a boy who was a police officer. He
- 22:14Speaker 1: took a gun to the school to show. Look at
- 22:16Speaker 1: my gun. They took the gun to my school too.
- 22:19Speaker 3: They took the gun to the school.
- 22:21Speaker 1: The people don't know what a public school is. Or
- 22:23Speaker 1: they do. A young man entering puberty.
- 22:25Speaker 3: Is kind of an idiot.
- 22:26Speaker 1: Idiot. Completely idiot.
- 22:28Speaker 3: It's normal.
- 22:29Speaker 1: We had a computer class. The guys used to hack
- 22:36Speaker 1: it and put porn on all the monitors. So the
- 22:38Speaker 1: teacher would come full of bullshit and no one could
- 22:40Speaker 1: turn it off. Man, why, right? Why? But it was fun.
- 22:42Speaker 1: It was fun.
- 22:43Speaker 7: So you had a fun childhood and adolescence.
- 22:45Speaker 1: Of madness, yeah.
- 22:46Speaker 3: So I had a lot of references.
- 22:47Speaker 6: But was there the craziest thing? You said, this day
- 22:49Speaker 6: I did it. It was your biggest success.
- 22:52Speaker 7: I wasn't involved directly. I was always there in the middle.
- 22:54Speaker 1: I was more left-handed, you know? I got it. The
- 23:04Speaker 1: time that it almost went wrong, it had nothing to
- 23:08Speaker 1: do with it. We went up to the water tank
- 23:11Speaker 1: of the school, and then a kid found some stones,
- 23:14Speaker 1: and he found it very interesting to throw stones on
- 23:16Speaker 1: the roof of the school. And then he took some
- 23:20Speaker 1: blocks of earth, of stone this size, boom! In the
- 23:24Speaker 1: middle of class, the class rolling and boom, everything bursting.
- 23:28Speaker 1: Then they looked up, six kids around the box. Everyone
- 23:31Speaker 1: was suspicious, but there was never anything too aggressive. This
- 23:35Speaker 1: day was memorable because....
- 23:41Speaker 7: It had nothing to do with anything, you know?
- 23:44Speaker 1: That's what you said, but the kid just wants to
- 23:46Speaker 1: make noise. He just wants to cause it.
- 23:48Speaker 6: But, bro, I wanted to know, just in the middle
- 23:51Speaker 6: of your childhood, because I say, bro, today, for you
- 23:53Speaker 6: to make the comedy style, the things you do, I
- 23:55Speaker 6: imagine that in childhood you must have lived a lot
- 23:57Speaker 6: of things.
- 23:58Speaker 3: You ate a lot of things, a lot of references, man.
- 24:00Speaker 6: Because sometimes you say the things that I say, bro...
- 24:03Speaker 6: Where does he get that from? Where does all this
- 24:07Speaker 6: creativity come from?
- 24:07Speaker 1: I think it comes from the observation of paying attention.
- 24:12Speaker 1: The fact of... Thank you very much. The fact of
- 24:16Speaker 1: being alone on the street, with my parents outside, I
- 24:20Speaker 1: had to learn to deal.
- 24:22Speaker 7: With several different groups.
- 24:23Speaker 1: So I was with the group of kids in the
- 24:25Speaker 1: neighborhood that was more peripheral, that the kids went out
- 24:29Speaker 1: to steal, I played ball with them. I was with
- 24:32Speaker 1: the playboy kids in high school. Having this experience of
- 24:38Speaker 1: being able to live in the middle of these groups
- 24:41Speaker 1: gave me a little bit more of sagacity, you know?
- 24:43Speaker 1: Because I was alone, I had nothing to do, I
- 24:46Speaker 1: was at home. I would go to the street, I
- 24:47Speaker 1: needed to talk and accept myself in the middle of
- 24:50Speaker 1: these groups. And turn around too, right? So, that's it.
- 24:52Speaker 6: But you and your brother, he is two years younger
- 24:54Speaker 6: than you, did he have some experiences with you too?
- 24:56Speaker 1: He didn't, because we... It was a different shift. So, like,
- 24:58Speaker 1: while I was in class, he was at home. While
- 25:00Speaker 1: I was at home, he was at class. So, we
- 25:02Speaker 1: were always alone at home. My brother was more of
- 25:07Speaker 1: a nerd, he didn't go out to play, his thing
- 25:09Speaker 1: was books, watching movies, and I was crazy, I liked
- 25:13Speaker 1: to go out to play ball, to try to throw
- 25:16Speaker 1: a bomb somewhere, that was it, my brother stayed away.
- 25:19Speaker 3: Beautiful profiles.
- 25:20Speaker 1: Completely.
- 25:21Speaker 3: But I wanted to know when your passion for the
- 25:25Speaker 3: cabuloso arrived, brother.
- 25:27Speaker 1: Cruzeiraço. Since I was a child. My birthday of one
- 25:30Speaker 1: year was the cruzeiro.
- 25:31Speaker 3: Where is your father?
- 25:32Speaker 1: My father is a cruzeirense too. He encouraged me to
- 25:35Speaker 1: do this.
- 25:36Speaker 5: Because I saw you the other day at the edge
- 25:37Speaker 5: of the grass, very excited, from Mineral.
- 25:39Speaker 1: I said, man.
- 25:42Speaker 1: He must have been a fan for a long time.
- 25:44Speaker 1: I'd like to know where this.
- 25:45Speaker 3: Passion comes from. Do you remember the first time you
- 25:48Speaker 3: went to the stadium? Because for me, my first time,
- 25:49Speaker 3: my stop with Corinthians is very remarkable in my life.
- 25:53Speaker 3: And for you, with your Cruzeiro? Man, I'm from the countryside,
- 25:56Speaker 3: so Cruzeiro.
- 25:58Speaker 1: Is from BH. From my city to BH it's 4
- 26:02Speaker 1: hours by car. And we never had family there. So
- 26:06Speaker 1: it wasn't a habit to go to Belo Horizonte. I
- 26:09Speaker 1: went to BH for the first time when I was 12,
- 26:11Speaker 1: 13 years old. And I always went by cruise. And
- 26:15Speaker 1: close to my city there's Ipatinga, which is the city,
- 26:18Speaker 1: and there's the team too.
- 26:20Speaker 7: Ipatinga played in the Series A.
- 26:22Speaker 3: The Brazil Cup.
- 26:22Speaker 1: The Brazil Cup and such. And at that moment, the
- 26:26Speaker 1: Ipatinga's audio, the cruise was played there. It was my
- 26:29Speaker 1: first opportunity to go to a stadium to watch. And man,
- 26:32Speaker 1: as I was very connected, I saw a lot of fans,
- 26:35Speaker 1: I saw the fights that were going on. So I
- 26:38Speaker 1: thought it was fucking cool. Do you have any idea?
- 26:41Speaker 1: I used to wear... Children are fucking cool. I bought
- 26:44Speaker 1: the clothes of the organized fans. I walked on the
- 26:47Speaker 1: street of organized fans because I thought it was cool.
- 26:49Speaker 1: My dream too. The whole day.
- 26:53Speaker 7: But thank God, I was there in the countryside and
- 26:54Speaker 7: no one killed me for that, right?
- 26:55Speaker 5: But I remember this phase with Rosiano seeing the craziest
- 26:58Speaker 5: songs of the Corinthians fans saying he was going to kill,
- 27:02Speaker 5: I don't know what.
- 27:04Speaker 1: That's it, man. I'm just a little girl. Yeah, I'm
- 27:07Speaker 1: a whore. I'm a whore. Come, come, come, come. It's
- 27:11Speaker 1: just a stone and a stone. Come. If you fall
- 27:14Speaker 1: on the floor, I'll kick you. No, and I swore
- 27:16Speaker 1: I was, you know, Igão? At that time, I swore
- 27:18Speaker 1: I was. But if there was a whore... First run.
- 27:20Speaker 1: First run. And I swore I was really participating in
- 27:22Speaker 1: this shit. I thought it was fucking great. Top 10
- 27:30Speaker 1: fights between Galo and Cruzeiro. And they were like, this
- 27:33Speaker 1: one we won, this one we lost. It was great.
- 27:35Speaker 7: So I knew how to sing all the songs.
- 27:37Speaker 1: And the first time I go to the stadium, and
- 27:41Speaker 1: Patinga and Cruzeiro, it's one of the most magical moments
- 27:44Speaker 1: of my life. Because I'm there, and soccer didn't matter much.
- 27:49Speaker 1: The crowd was crazy. The crowd was crazy. The flag
- 27:51Speaker 1: went up, and I was like, fuck, I'm going to
- 27:53Speaker 1: go to the flag. It was really cool, really cool.
- 27:58Speaker 1: And then, man, seeing all this party, all this stuff,
- 28:00Speaker 1: I always had a lot of desire to participate. And
- 28:05Speaker 1: my cousin was with me that day, who also had
- 28:07Speaker 1: a habit of cheering and also thought it was organized.
- 28:10Speaker 1: And then an ambulance was coming up, with a box
- 28:14Speaker 1: like this, and some conical objects inside the box. My
- 28:16Speaker 1: cousin looked at me with a tearful eye and said
- 28:18Speaker 1: like this, you won't believe it, the ambulance is selling
- 28:22Speaker 1: a signpost.
- 28:23Speaker 7: I said, forget it, forget it. And forget it, man.
- 28:28Speaker 1: I was 8 years old and chubby. I said, it's now.
- 28:30Speaker 1: I'm violent.
- 28:30Speaker 7: I started to go down the stairs. I'm going to
- 28:32Speaker 7: be in the ambulance.
- 28:33Speaker 1: I stumbled. Puta que pariu. Derrubei o ambulante. Derrubei o ambulante.
- 28:42Speaker 1: Foi tudo pro chão. Aí o malandro tava vendo a situação,
- 28:45Speaker 1: viu do meu lado, olhou pra mim e falou assim, caralho, hein, gordinho,
- 28:48Speaker 1: tá com fome mesmo, hein? Aí eu levantei. Deu bom.
- 28:54Speaker 1: Tá com fome. Tá com fome mesmo. Then, bro, I
- 28:59Speaker 1: rewrote myself like this, full of shame, bro. Full of shame.
- 29:03Speaker 1: Then I looked, then I understood... I thought I was
- 29:07Speaker 1: all faked, I was going down the stairs... Bro! He
- 29:10Speaker 1: knocked down the guy working, bro. The fat one wants popcorn,
- 29:13Speaker 1: give him popcorn. Popcorn for the fat one, man. Bro,
- 29:17Speaker 1: a lot of shame. Calm down, calm down. A lot
- 29:19Speaker 1: of shame. But then... Then I went to look, it
- 29:21Speaker 1: wasn't a signpost, fuck no. The guy was selling peanuts, bro.
- 29:23Speaker 1: Those red ones.
- 29:28Speaker 3: You're crazy to have the experience.
- 29:29Speaker 1: I was like, go, go, go. Then I said, I
- 29:31Speaker 1: didn't want to hurt myself. I put the man to
- 29:33Speaker 1: pick up the things and went back to the place. Man,
- 29:35Speaker 1: but in my head it was a signer. There's no
- 29:38Speaker 1: way not to be a signer in my face.
- 29:40Speaker 6: Damn, so you're a Cruzeirense for fuck's sake. You like
- 29:43Speaker 6: not only football, you like the experience of being a fan.
- 29:47Speaker 1: Today more than football. After you get older, you start
- 29:49Speaker 1: to understand the game more. Then today I'm 100% football.
- 29:52Speaker 1: Cool crowd. He disapproves some things, because killing the others
- 29:58Speaker 1: because of the team is not cool, right?
- 30:00Speaker 7: I don't think so.
- 30:02Speaker 1: It's not so cool to do that. But today I'm
- 30:05Speaker 1: a cruiser, 100%.
- 30:06Speaker 3: And how is the cruiser?
- 30:07Speaker 7: It's good, it's good. Last year it was very good.
- 30:10Speaker 1: Then we were betrayed by a guy, I don't even
- 30:13Speaker 1: like to say his name. The coach? Yeah, he went to...
- 30:17Speaker 1: This year we started really bad and now Arthur Jorge
- 30:21Speaker 1: came to bless our lives. Did Gabigol's penalty against Corinthians
- 30:24Speaker 1: hurt you? I was doing a show at the time.
- 30:30Speaker 7: So I didn't see this situation, but it was very sad, right?
- 30:32Speaker 1: Very sad. What he did there is talk of being
- 30:34Speaker 1: tied and whipped, 17 years old. But I would never
- 30:37Speaker 1: say that live anywhere. Damn, bro, I miss that time
- 30:38Speaker 1: when I was a kid too, because I'm remembering.
- 30:40Speaker 5: The first game I played for Corinthians, Corinthians took an
- 30:46Speaker 5: attack from Goiás.
- 30:52Speaker 1: How old were you?
- 30:53Speaker 3: Man, my dad, being an organized fan... He was your dad.
- 30:56Speaker 1: He was my dad. A frontman, a replacement member? I
- 30:59Speaker 1: found out older than that. Look at that. Our dad
- 31:02Speaker 1: also makes mistakes, right?
- 31:04Speaker 5: So, my dad's nickname was Pitomba.
- 31:06Speaker 1: This nickname is very... Why is that, man?
- 31:10Speaker 3: Man, his hand looks like this board here.
- 31:12Speaker 1: Anyway... Pitomba. Look at Pitomba's son. Pitombinha.
- 31:15Speaker 3: Pitombinha.
- 31:16Speaker 1: Pitombinha. Pitombinha.
- 31:18Speaker 3: Pitombinha.
- 31:18Speaker 1: Pitombinha. I was young and I didn't understand why my
- 31:22Speaker 1: father didn't take me to the game. He knew.
- 31:25Speaker 3: And then he didn't want me to get that taste.
- 31:28Speaker 6: Or you see him assaulting someone too.
- 31:31Speaker 1: Yeah, but he stopped when I grew up. Of course.
- 31:33Speaker 1: He stopped.
- 31:34Speaker 3: He stopped.
- 31:35Speaker 1: It must have stopped. It only took a little while.
- 31:38Speaker 5: Then my mother saw my madness and said, oh, go
- 31:41Speaker 5: fuck yourself, Adriano. You're going to take Igor, yes. Made
- 31:42Speaker 5: him buy because he didn't want to take me, you know?
- 31:44Speaker 5: He said, no, I want distance from that. I think
- 31:47Speaker 5: he must have traumatized him a little bit. When I
- 31:50Speaker 5: was 15, I went to my first game, in 2009
- 31:51Speaker 5: or 2010, I can't remember. Corinthians v.
- 31:53Speaker 3: Goiás, in Pacaembu. Ronaldo's goal.
- 31:54Speaker 1: I was injured. 4-1 for Goiás. 2 for Yarley, 2
- 31:56Speaker 1: for Fernandão. God bless them. But what was the deal?
- 32:07Speaker 5: 3x0 was for Goiás at a certain moment of the game,
- 32:09Speaker 5: the goal from Dentinho de Cabeça. Man, the crowd made
- 32:12Speaker 5: an avalanche there that I said, we're going to turn,
- 32:14Speaker 5: I believed it. There were 10 minutes left to finish
- 32:16Speaker 5: the game and that for me was the apex. And then,
- 32:19Speaker 5: when we were coming back, we lost 4x1 and such,
- 32:23Speaker 5: some fans, I saw some fans kicking in the newsstand,
- 32:25Speaker 5: making a fucking noise, I said, yeah.
- 32:27Speaker 1: That's it. I'm this. I'm this here.
- 32:32Speaker 3: I'm Pintombinha, man.
- 32:34Speaker 1: Look, respect me.
- 32:35Speaker 3: I respect that I'm Pintombinha.
- 32:37Speaker 5: Man, I felt like I was going to a war.
- 32:39Speaker 5: But this feeling is nice. Not this feeling of.
- 32:42Speaker 1: Of fighting. Of vandalism. Of including yourself in something really cool. Exactly.
- 32:46Speaker 1: Of being included in something really cool.
- 32:49Speaker 3: Of looking at a child, but seeing a bunch of
- 32:51Speaker 3: crazy adults for that thing.
- 32:52Speaker 1: I said, that's it.
- 32:54Speaker 3: This is the flag we defend. I remember it was
- 32:56Speaker 3: a great day. I think it's the spirit of rebellion.
- 32:58Speaker 1: I felt like an anarchist. It's a crazy day. It's
- 33:00Speaker 1: an environment with a lot of people screaming, singing, many
- 33:04Speaker 1: crazy songs.
- 33:04Speaker 7: People sweating, hugging, singing, jumping.
- 33:06Speaker 3: It's the energy of the car.
- 33:07Speaker 1: It's crazy.
- 33:08Speaker 6: It's the first time my dad... How can you not
- 33:11Speaker 6: commit a crime? He said, If one day it was.
- 33:40Speaker 1: Here, if today.
- 33:42Speaker 3: I don't know if I say it, I don't think
- 33:43Speaker 3: it's better. But he was saying, if this happens, you
- 33:45Speaker 3: have to do this, bro. Like, he started to exchange
- 33:48Speaker 3: ideas with me, kind of manly.
- 33:49Speaker 1: I was like, ah, so you're free. Here you can, bro.
- 33:51Speaker 3: He was saying, if it depends, if it depends.
- 33:52Speaker 1: Exactly. If it comes up, take the revolver out of
- 33:55Speaker 1: the tent. Seven shots.
- 33:56Speaker 3: Oh, if you fly, a crutch bag in you.
- 33:58Speaker 1: Man, the thing is crazy. The stadium is.
- 34:01Speaker 6: but in the past it was an environment that gave
- 34:03Speaker 6: more fear, it looked like the wrong child in the stadium, right?
- 34:07Speaker 1: It's because today it's also much more expensive, that's it, right?
- 34:11Speaker 1: It was gourmetized, this tour, right? It's a tour for
- 34:14Speaker 1: the elites, right? Man, and there's a tour that can't
- 34:17Speaker 1: be gourmetized. No, in any way. No, how much is
- 34:20Speaker 1: the entrance to the stadium nowadays? You're crazy, this World
- 34:23Speaker 1: Cup is the most expensive World Cup in the world. No, yes.
- 34:26Speaker 1: But in a normal game, man, it's at least 150.
- 34:28Speaker 1: Look at that, man. It's not possible.
- 34:30Speaker 3: There are the cheapest areas, but they're the ones that
- 34:32Speaker 3: end soon.
- 34:32Speaker 5: So, let's say that I'm not a fan of Corinthians,
- 34:35Speaker 5: I'm nothing, I just decide to go to Corinthians from
- 34:38Speaker 5: today to tomorrow. This area is very difficult for me
- 34:41Speaker 5: to access because... What will it be?
- 34:43Speaker 1: About R $ 80? R $ 50 cheaper, R $
- 34:44Speaker 1: 80 there, the second cheapest, maybe.
- 34:45Speaker 3: There's transportation, there's food.
- 34:46Speaker 5: But I remember, man, the first game I'm talking about here,
- 34:50Speaker 5: I remember that my father paid R $ 15. R
- 34:52Speaker 5: $ 15 to go to the stadium, man. It's very
- 34:58Speaker 5: well paid, in my mind. In a more peaceful place, but.
- 35:02Speaker 3: R $ 15, man. And what's the deal? Football is the
- 35:07Speaker 3: sport of the people, man. Corinthians was built like that.
- 35:09Speaker 5: And when you, for example, leave such an expensive ticket,
- 35:13Speaker 5: you must have seen it at Cruzeiro too, but I
- 35:15Speaker 5: look today at the Corinthians fans who are in the stadium,
- 35:17Speaker 5: and I say like this.
- 35:18Speaker 1: There's no strength like Pacaembu. It sucks.
- 35:21Speaker 5: But the audience that will give.
- 35:25Speaker 1: Their lives is on the outside.
- 35:28Speaker 6: I was going to talk about the craziest fans there.
- 35:31Speaker 6: Galo also has a fan base. I've lived in Minas Gerais.
- 35:35Speaker 6: I lived there for 7 years in Uberlândia. And what scared.
- 35:38Speaker 1: Me was the Galo fans.
- 35:39Speaker 6: On the game day, the guys were walking on the streets, just.
- 35:42Speaker 1: Like that video we saw of Corinthians.
- 35:45Speaker 6: I was watching this shit and I thought, man, I
- 35:48Speaker 6: think Galo's fans are crazier than Cruzeiro's. But then I
- 35:50Speaker 6: saw that Cruzeiro's fans are also crazy.
- 35:53Speaker 1: Both of them... It's a save if you can. You
- 35:57Speaker 1: can't be in the middle. I think it's a great.
- 35:58Speaker 5: State that only has two fans. There's the Ipatinga, there's
- 36:01Speaker 5: the América, but I mean two big fans in one rivalry.
- 36:03Speaker 5: I think it gets a little more fervent.
- 36:05Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 36:05Speaker 6: Exactly.
- 36:05Speaker 3: Here in São Paulo you have four big teams. It's
- 36:07Speaker 3: much more pulverized.
- 36:08Speaker 7: There are the right neighborhoods where each team is.
- 36:10Speaker 1: Not there.
- 36:11Speaker 7: The guys are neighbors and it's like this. One Atlético,
- 36:14Speaker 7: one Cruzeirinha.
- 36:15Speaker 1: Atlético, one Cruzeirinha. You don't have to do it. It's
- 36:24Speaker 1: the same family.
- 36:25Speaker 3: Is it a bit hostile on the derby day?
- 36:28Speaker 1: Well, now it's more, because in the Minas Gerais championship
- 36:33Speaker 1: they came back with a half-half crowd. After a long time,
- 36:37Speaker 1: now the two teams go to the stadium. It wasn't
- 36:42Speaker 1: like that before. Here in São Paulo it's still like that.
- 36:44Speaker 1: During the Classic, only one team goes.
- 36:51Speaker 7: Now it's back.
- 36:52Speaker 1: They did this test and it worked. The problem was
- 36:54Speaker 1: on the field, right? Because the guys got beaten up, right? Man,
- 36:57Speaker 1: did you see that? It's true. Did you see it? No,
- 36:59Speaker 1: I just saw the news. Man, the ball broke 23
- 37:02Speaker 1: expulsions in the game. Remember that one? I think they
- 37:05Speaker 1: looked at.
- 37:06Speaker 3: You and said, I'm going to represent you.
- 37:08Speaker 1: Remember that one from Corinthians and Palmeiras, from Edilson Peteca?
- 37:11Speaker 3: Was that the vibe? I think it was worse.
- 37:17Speaker 1: Man, that's crazy. People were very angry, there was a
- 37:19Speaker 1: lot of things accumulated. And the crowd was screaming, the
- 37:22Speaker 1: guys were kneeling.
- 37:22Speaker 3: The guy hit his head on the bar.
- 37:24Speaker 1: I'll play it on YouTube later to see. It was crazy.
- 37:30Speaker 1: It's a sad moment for Brazilian football. Wow, how we
- 37:32Speaker 1: hate to watch this kind of thing. I didn't watch
- 37:34Speaker 1: this video. I also don't like it. When the fight starts,
- 37:38Speaker 1: I change the channel.
- 37:39Speaker 6: I won't look for it when I get home. I
- 37:40Speaker 6: wasn't curious at all.
- 37:43Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
- 37:44Speaker 6: No, but man, it's really cool. But I wanted to know,
- 37:48Speaker 6: in your life, when you were a teenager, you were
- 37:50Speaker 6: growing up, how did comedy enter your life?
- 37:52Speaker 1: It was such a natural thing that I can't... Yeah,
- 37:56Speaker 1: I can't disassociate one thing from the other. I've always
- 37:59Speaker 1: been this funny guy in the background, you know?
- 38:03Speaker 6: Did you feel the pleasure of making people laugh?
- 38:06Speaker 1: This curse has been with me since I was a child, so...
- 38:09Speaker 1: No one in my group of friends got scared when
- 38:11Speaker 1: I said, now I'm a comedian. They said, that's it, man.
- 38:13Speaker 1: It was in the face.
- 38:14Speaker 7: What were you doing in the ICU until now?
- 38:17Speaker 1: That's it. So you were the guy who felt the
- 38:21Speaker 1: pleasure of making others laugh. Because I had a defense mechanism.
- 38:24Speaker 1: Humor for me was a defense mechanism. Because I was
- 38:28Speaker 1: a very easy target. Just think about it. A fat
- 38:31Speaker 1: guy with glasses. Then anyone can come and say hello.
- 38:36Speaker 1: I said, I'll take a step forward. I'll kill them
- 38:39Speaker 1: all before they get close to me. So bullying for
- 38:41Speaker 1: me was a defense mechanism. Or when they think they're
- 38:43Speaker 1: going to end up with me, I'll end up myself.
- 38:45Speaker 5: And there's nothing left for them. That's it, I can
- 38:46Speaker 5: make fun of myself better than what he's saying. So
- 38:48Speaker 5: there's this thing.
- 38:54Speaker 1: I've been this funny guy my whole life, mostly because
- 38:56Speaker 1: of my dad. My dad is... I usually say that
- 38:59Speaker 1: he is Brazil's coolest amateur comedian. Because since I was
- 39:03Speaker 1: a kid, the barbecue wheels, He was in charge, so
- 39:08Speaker 1: he was always telling jokes.
- 39:10Speaker 5: The guy knows how to do setup and punch and
- 39:12Speaker 5: doesn't even.
- 39:12Speaker 1: Know what it is. No, and worse, my dad is
- 39:14Speaker 1: a comedy nerd. Really? Yeah, even today he calls me
- 39:17Speaker 1: and says, look, there's a special here on Netflix that
- 39:20Speaker 1: is very good, you need to watch it. This joke
- 39:23Speaker 1: from this minute to this minute here is very good.
- 39:25Speaker 1: With comedy references, my dad has a lot. And if
- 39:26Speaker 1: you stop watching, he's really right. He's right, completely. The
- 39:31Speaker 1: things that come out, he says, this thing about this boy,
- 39:34Speaker 1: I didn't like it, it's kind of weak, the last
- 39:35Speaker 1: one is better.
- 39:36Speaker 3: But when he fell in love with comedy, was it
- 39:40Speaker 3: because of you?
- 39:40Speaker 1: No.
- 39:41Speaker 3: Was it because of him?
- 39:42Speaker 1: I think I fell in love because of him. Because
- 39:45Speaker 1: my whole life, my moment of being with my dad...
- 39:49Speaker 1: It was the moment of the dawn, because my father
- 39:51Speaker 1: was always this guy, to watch Jô. So I... Every
- 39:56Speaker 1: day I would sleep, I would pretend to sleep, I
- 39:58Speaker 1: would get up... Oh, dad, I can't sleep, no. I
- 40:01Speaker 1: would sit next to him.
- 40:03Speaker 6: And watch Praça é Nossa with him. That 11h30, midnight,
- 40:05Speaker 6: that time there, right?
- 40:07Speaker 1: That's it. My moment as a father and son was
- 40:09Speaker 1: this moment, to watch the comedy on the open TV.
- 40:12Speaker 6: And your father, at that moment, he knew it was
- 40:14Speaker 6: kind of wrong for you to wake up at this time,
- 40:16Speaker 6: seeing some more adult things, but he let it go.
- 40:20Speaker 1: This is a problem too, nowadays we talk about the
- 40:22Speaker 1: Felke Law, about adultization and all that, but my dad
- 40:26Speaker 1: always treated me the same way, he never treated me
- 40:28Speaker 1: like a child, this is very crazy, right? Because I
- 40:31Speaker 1: don't remember what was the moment when my dad sat
- 40:34Speaker 1: with me and said like this, look, paparazzi don't exist,
- 40:36Speaker 1: the child is born this way, there's no such shock,
- 40:40Speaker 1: because he never had this enchantment, he always treated reality
- 40:43Speaker 1: as reality, so he never deceived me in that sense.
- 40:47Speaker 1: But this is good.
- 40:48Speaker 3: Yeah. I think it's important to treat like a child when...
- 40:51Speaker 3: When it's a little child. That's right, but we have
- 40:54Speaker 3: an understanding of treating like a child and saying, hi,
- 40:56Speaker 3: little child. No, treating like a child is like, a
- 40:59Speaker 3: child will play.
- 41:00Speaker 1: Can't do this, can't do that. Exactly.
- 41:03Speaker 5: Now, like, my mother also had a very similar treatment.
- 41:05Speaker 5: Today I realize that it was like, man, if I
- 41:08Speaker 5: keep feeding this fantasy of a child, that all children have,
- 41:12Speaker 5: it will harm my son, because he will arrive at
- 41:14Speaker 5: a time when I will not be able to.
- 41:16Speaker 1: Mantenha isso aqui. E às vezes quebrar essa realidade também,
- 41:20Speaker 1: essa fantasia, é pior do que ser real de primeira, né, cara? É,
- 41:25Speaker 1: porque minha mãe, ela tinha uma coisa muito safa, que era, tipo,
- 41:28Speaker 1: quando ela tinha que contar algo meio que da realidade,
- 41:30Speaker 1: ela fazia, tipo assim.
- 41:32Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. She said, I'll tell you
- 41:35Speaker 3: something about adults.
- 41:35Speaker 1: So I felt like... Important.
- 41:37Speaker 5: It's super important. So I knew how to take it,
- 41:39Speaker 5: you know? So I understand what you're saying. Because it's
- 41:42Speaker 5: also cool when you're treating the child. You don't let
- 41:44Speaker 5: the child do anything. You don't give an independence to
- 41:46Speaker 5: the child. Then it becomes a complicated teenager too. A
- 41:49Speaker 5: little silly too.
- 41:49Speaker 1: A little silly. Totally. But okay.
- 41:52Speaker 6: This was always in you, the comedy, but at what
- 41:55Speaker 6: point did you say, I think I can work with this,
- 41:58Speaker 6: I think I can make money with this little.
- 42:00Speaker 1: Joke that I make? It wasn't even this thought of
- 42:04Speaker 1: making money with the thing. I already worked with brands,
- 42:06Speaker 1: my professional trajectory was all with marketing, with creating content
- 42:11Speaker 1: for the company. So I always did this. You studied...
- 42:20Speaker 1: What did you do?
- 42:21Speaker 7: I studied journalism at the Federal University of Ouro Preto.
- 42:25Speaker 1: And this is very cool. I needed to tell this here.
- 42:27Speaker 1: I told this to him on the foot of his ear.
- 42:29Speaker 1: Now I need to mark this thing. Who studied there
- 42:32Speaker 1: in this period that I studied in college? Do you
- 42:35Speaker 1: kick someone? It was where? Ouro Preto. You must have
- 42:43Speaker 1: already heard someone on this table telling you that you
- 42:46Speaker 1: studied history in Ouro Preto. Jonga. He.
- 42:49Speaker 7: Damn, you swear? While I was studying there, Jonga was
- 42:52Speaker 7: there too, studying.
- 42:53Speaker 1: So we would meet in the city, I would go
- 42:56Speaker 1: to the battle he organized in Mariana and stuff. Man...
- 43:00Speaker 1: And like, I was already a big fan. And that
- 43:03Speaker 1: was in 2015, I saw him there in Mariana, Jonga...
- 43:06Speaker 1: He was already an absurd force there, right? Absurd. Before
- 43:09Speaker 1: I went to college, I sent him a message on Facebook,
- 43:12Speaker 1: I remember, I said... Oh, I went to Ouro Preto,
- 43:17Speaker 1: how cool, you study there. Ah, cool. I already knew
- 43:19Speaker 1: the rap guys, I already followed. And before going to marketing,
- 43:26Speaker 1: I did video clips of rapping and such. So I
- 43:29Speaker 1: was always involved with audiovisual. And then I met him,
- 43:33Speaker 1: because of the work he did, but he wasn't this
- 43:35Speaker 1: guy yet, gigantic, right? And then I sent this message
- 43:38Speaker 1: to him, we talked and such. But how was.
- 43:40Speaker 3: He seen, Vinícius? Just so I understand, as a regional leader?
- 43:42Speaker 7: He's a regional leader, but he already had this artist's look, right?
- 43:47Speaker 1: He arrived, people already knew who he was, a giant
- 43:51Speaker 1: Dormet de Laval monster. People say he was brilliant, is
- 43:54Speaker 1: that true? At that time, I never saw him go
- 43:57Speaker 1: out of hand, but I was a little afraid to
- 43:58Speaker 1: face him, to mess with him, because he looked like
- 44:01Speaker 1: a person a little hot. But we didn't have a
- 44:07Speaker 1: direct relationship at that time. The first interview I do
- 44:11Speaker 1: in the journalism course is with Djonga.
- 44:13Speaker 7: It's on my channel. He's skinny, and I'm interviewing him
- 44:15Speaker 7: in the battle.
- 44:16Speaker 1: It's hidden, but there is. I can send you later.
- 44:17Speaker 1: The interview about linguistic prejudice in rap. I'm talking to
- 44:21Speaker 1: him and he's like... You can't deprive him of that.
- 44:23Speaker 1: It's been 11 years. You did that....
- 44:32Speaker 6: At least it makes you talk about this video and
- 44:34Speaker 6: the background image.
- 44:36Speaker 1: And then, the time I met him, I said this
- 44:38Speaker 1: already completely eyed, because you can't be sober on his side.
- 44:41Speaker 1: You can't. He has a business that I never, never
- 44:44Speaker 1: again in my life do I go out with this guy.
- 44:48Speaker 1: I had a night of darkness because of him. Why?
- 44:51Speaker 3: Will you tell us later?
- 44:52Speaker 7: I can tell you a little bit. Okay, okay.
- 44:55Speaker 1: But then, I was already completely emotional, and then I
- 44:58Speaker 1: told him, because there is no artist in my family,
- 45:02Speaker 1: There's no one who had a national rise, who had
- 45:06Speaker 1: this repercussion. And seeing this guy, who was inserted in
- 45:11Speaker 1: the same way as me, leaving and reaching the proportion
- 45:14Speaker 1: he took, was very inspiring to me. It was kind
- 45:17Speaker 1: of like, damn, I can do it, there's a way,
- 45:21Speaker 1: there's a possibility. And that was a slug, a slug
- 45:24Speaker 1: that stayed inside my heart for a long time, asleep.
- 45:27Speaker 1: I feel that Diogo was a lot like that.
- 45:31Speaker 5: Especially for the people of Minas Gerais as a whole,
- 45:34Speaker 5: of the state itself, because.
- 45:38Speaker 1: Normally, the axis was Rio-São Paulo, right?
- 45:41Speaker 5: And when Jong appears, he makes a lot of talk
- 45:44Speaker 5: about being from BH. He makes a lot of talk
- 45:46Speaker 5: about the way he rhymes is the way of BH,
- 45:48Speaker 5: the way he dresses is the way of BH.
- 45:49Speaker 1: And he.
- 45:50Speaker 5: The lines, right? He hits this key a lot and
- 45:53Speaker 5: he made a point of taking the line to the music.
- 45:56Speaker 3: Because sometimes we see some people who are very regional
- 45:59Speaker 3: and such, For a thought, not of them, but like,
- 46:03Speaker 3: I'm going to cut my accent here, I'm going.
- 46:06Speaker 1: To polish myself there.
- 46:08Speaker 3: To adapt, right? To adapt a lot and end up
- 46:10Speaker 3: not reaching as many people.
- 46:11Speaker 5: I think Jong was so literal in what he was there,
- 46:14Speaker 5: that he, there in Minas Gerais as a whole, it.
- 46:17Speaker 1: Must have been very, very important for the whole of Brazil.
- 46:21Speaker 5: But mainly there for Minas Gerais, very important for everyone
- 46:24Speaker 5: to look and say like this.
- 46:26Speaker 1: Fuck. We can too.
- 46:28Speaker 7: There is a way. The guy broke a barrier.
- 46:31Speaker 1: It was very cool.
- 46:31Speaker 3: But you did journalism and then marketing?
- 46:34Speaker 1: How was that? No, like, communication in general, right? And
- 46:37Speaker 1: then I got an internship, already in my second period,
- 46:40Speaker 1: in a company in Ouro Preto to work with marketing.
- 46:43Speaker 1: So I was inserted in this universe of communication, of
- 46:46Speaker 1: social media and such. And I worked with marketing my
- 46:49Speaker 1: whole life. I went to BH after I graduated, I
- 46:54Speaker 1: went to Belo Horizonte and such. I lived there for
- 46:59Speaker 1: four years. Alone? Alone, with no one. Wow, that's a challenge.
- 47:03Speaker 1: I left home to study when I was 17. I
- 47:06Speaker 1: left Coronel Fabriciano, went to Mariana. I lived in a
- 47:09Speaker 1: republic with ten heads, ten men. Wow, imagine those experiences. Drinking,
- 47:14Speaker 1: using all kinds of intoxicants from Monday to Monday.
- 47:19Speaker 3: Coisa boa.
- 47:19Speaker 1: Fui pra BH, morar sozinho.
- 47:20Speaker 3: Fumando paieira.
- 47:22Speaker 1: Paierim. Coisa linda. Litrão. Do mais barato que tiver.
- 47:25Speaker 3: Garrafa de plástico. Nossa, o tempo é bom, né?
- 47:28Speaker 1: Era bom, né?
- 47:29Speaker 6: No outro dia nem tinha tanta aquela ressaca como é
- 47:31Speaker 6: hoje em dia, né? Não tinha nada. Hoje em dia
- 47:34Speaker 6: a ressaca fica doente. Sei lá, fica mal nessa época aí.
- 47:37Speaker 1: Mano. we drank caipirinha made in a tank, you know?
- 47:41Speaker 1: It was a healthy business. Bombeirinho, I've already made bombeirinho
- 47:44Speaker 1: in a tank. In a tank I've also done it, man.
- 47:46Speaker 6: In a bucket, you took the bucket, the bucket that
- 47:48Speaker 6: cleans the bathroom, fuck it.
- 47:49Speaker 1: You know?
- 47:50Speaker 7: It was a very healthy business. Wow, but living in
- 47:52Speaker 7: a republic.
- 47:53Speaker 1: Must be a healthy thing. It's healthy. And, like, when
- 47:55Speaker 1: we're immersed in this shit, we don't make the slightest sense. Then, today,
- 47:58Speaker 1: I come back home, because there are still some kids
- 48:00Speaker 1: living there, man, I look at that and say, like, man,
- 48:07Speaker 1: Se a ONU passa aqui na porta, fecha. Não tem como.
- 48:11Speaker 7: O próximo coronavírus sai daqui de.
- 48:13Speaker 1: Dentro, entendeu?
- 48:14Speaker 3: Você ficou quanto tempo morando nessa república?
- 48:15Speaker 1: Quatro anos.
- 48:16Speaker 7: Quatro anos? É, durante toda a minha formação.
- 48:19Speaker 6: Mano, então você viveu muita loucura ali também.
- 48:22Speaker 3: Mas você tava ali naquela época que estourou as barragens?
- 48:24Speaker 7: Cara, foi a minha primeira semana em Mariana.
- 48:26Speaker 1: Mentira, velho. Que porra é essa? Eu cheguei em Mariana. Aí,
- 48:30Speaker 1: eu não tinha 3G no telefone, tava usando só o
- 48:31Speaker 1: Wi-Fi da república.
- 48:33Speaker 7: Fui pra aula, voltei pra casa. Quando eu conecto o Wi-Fi...
- 48:37Speaker 7: 80 calls.
- 48:38Speaker 1: From my mom. My mom thought I was crazy. Because
- 48:40Speaker 1: I didn't know what was going on. And then, when
- 48:44Speaker 1: I found out, the dam had exploded in Bento Gonçalves,
- 48:48Speaker 1: which is a district in Mariana. It wasn't in the
- 48:51Speaker 1: city of Mariana itself. But it was a tragedy. It
- 48:53Speaker 1: was a very sad thing, man. Then, like, the guys
- 48:55Speaker 1: got together in the city to be able to organize
- 48:59Speaker 1: the donations. It must have been a commotion. It was
- 49:01Speaker 1: a very strong commotion, man. Very strong. I remember being...
- 49:05Speaker 1: I had to bend my clothes in a huge shed
- 49:08Speaker 1: in Mariana to help the guys. I thought about it
- 49:11Speaker 1: and thought it.
- 49:12Speaker 3: Was the same time.
- 49:13Speaker 1: It was the same time. It was the same time.
- 49:15Speaker 1: Very sad. When did you start looking at art Okay, fine.
- 49:21Speaker 3: I'm working with marketing, pretty, I live in.
- 49:23Speaker 1: BH and such. It was home office. My friends were
- 49:30Speaker 1: all living here in São Paulo and I didn't have
- 49:33Speaker 1: anyone in BH. I said, hey, there's an opportunity, I'm
- 49:36Speaker 1: going to São Paulo.
- 49:36Speaker 7: I came here.
- 49:37Speaker 1: But the mistake is there. What year did you come
- 49:40Speaker 1: to São Paulo?
- 49:40Speaker 7: I came here in 23.
- 49:42Speaker 1: Recently. Oh, recently. Yeah, 2023. And then I came to
- 49:44Speaker 1: share an apartment with a guy I knew from high school,
- 49:47Speaker 1: but with a BH salary. The salary I earned in
- 49:49Speaker 1: BH was a salary of.
- 49:56Speaker 1: Alguém que consegue pagar um aluguel sozinho, pedir uns delivery
- 50:00Speaker 1: de vez em quando e andar de Uber.
- 50:03Speaker 7: Era para isso, era uma vida muito boa.
- 50:05Speaker 1: Só que esse salário em BH para São Paulo, mano,
- 50:08Speaker 1: não é nada. Eu descobri isso. Era só aluguel.
- 50:11Speaker 3: Ah, então você veio imaginando que ia dar tudo certo.
- 50:14Speaker 7: Não, não imaginei, mas eu falei assim, pô, já é
- 50:16Speaker 7: uma sementinha.
- 50:16Speaker 1: Então, tipo, a minha grana, eu chegava aqui, eu pagava
- 50:20Speaker 1: o aluguel, me sobrava mil reais, mano. Aí eu precisava
- 50:23Speaker 1: fazer a compra do mês, me organizar, Sometimes I would
- 50:27Speaker 1: go out and make a mess on the street, but only.
- 50:31Speaker 1: And then it was a very private moment. I was
- 50:33Speaker 1: counting the coins. And coincidentally it was the time that
- 50:40Speaker 1: I got thinner.
- 50:40Speaker 3: But you had in your head.
- 50:42Speaker 1: That it was a phase? Man, I had that in mind.
- 50:44Speaker 7: I said, man, at some point it will get better.
- 50:45Speaker 7: At some point it will get better.
- 50:46Speaker 5: Okay, a few steps back is what you said, I
- 50:47Speaker 5: remembered here. Man, you were working on one of the
- 50:49Speaker 5: things that we have more contact with today, which is.
- 50:54Speaker 5: These advertisements that come from brands and such, how was
- 50:57Speaker 5: it to be in the background of this, to understand
- 51:01Speaker 5: how a brand creates a slogan or creates a campaign?
- 51:04Speaker 5: Or sometimes I look and say, guys, this here needs
- 51:07Speaker 5: to be different.
- 51:08Speaker 1: Yes. Man, it was very intuitive. I have the feeling
- 51:11Speaker 1: that everyone who works with advertising, with marketing, is a
- 51:14Speaker 1: little frustrated, because they are younger people doing something for
- 51:19Speaker 1: an older guy to prove. So all the brands have
- 51:22Speaker 1: amazing people working and with really disruptive ideas that will communicate.
- 51:26Speaker 1: But when they get to the pens, the guys say,
- 51:29Speaker 1: for God's sake, let's do it like in 1988, like
- 51:32Speaker 1: we did and it worked. That's it, you know? That's it, man.
- 51:34Speaker 1: They're very archaic, right? But the game is this. I
- 51:36Speaker 1: think the great task of these guys who work with
- 51:40Speaker 1: advertising is to be able to prove for these people
- 51:50Speaker 1: who make the decision that.
- 51:51Speaker 6: The path they are choosing is the best. Or make
- 51:56Speaker 6: enough money to have... He himself gives his own pen, right?
- 51:59Speaker 6: I think this is the path that people get frustrated.
- 52:01Speaker 1: But this path is longer. It's very long. It's not suffered.
- 52:05Speaker 3: It's because he, for example... We are in this place,
- 52:09Speaker 3: in quotes. we can create together with the brands.
- 52:12Speaker 5: Right because of the size that was given today.
- 52:16Speaker 1: Respect that you have you know the community you but
- 52:19Speaker 1: there are things that are like this and that's.
- 52:21Speaker 6: It but until we got here we also suffered a
- 52:25Speaker 6: lot with the brands, the scripts arrived, the things arrived,
- 52:28Speaker 6: but we don't have anything to do with this here,
- 52:30Speaker 6: it's not that it's bad, it's that it doesn't match
- 52:33Speaker 6: what we're doing here or sometimes it was bad as
- 52:35Speaker 6: hell too because it.
- 52:36Speaker 1: Was old, right?
- 52:37Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 52:44Speaker 1: You take a script from someone who wrote it and
- 52:47Speaker 1: try to put it in your inbox, it doesn't work.
- 52:49Speaker 5: But have you ever made some placards that we don't
- 52:52Speaker 5: even dream that it was you?
- 52:53Speaker 7: Man, I've never worked with an agency, right?
- 52:56Speaker 1: I worked within the company's own marketing. So it's a
- 53:00Speaker 1: much smoother job than the agency, because the people at
- 53:04Speaker 1: the agency work really hard, right? And I never wanted
- 53:06Speaker 1: that for me. I saw my friends working with the
- 53:09Speaker 1: agency and I was like, this is crazy. It's not possible,
- 53:12Speaker 1: it's frenetic, the guy has to understand 6, 7 niches
- 53:15Speaker 1: at the same time and work with different brands and
- 53:18Speaker 1: talk to a lot of people. I didn't, I worked
- 53:20Speaker 1: within the company's marketing and when I needed I contacted
- 53:22Speaker 1: some other agency to solve the problem. So it was
- 53:25Speaker 1: always very good.
- 53:26Speaker 3: You came to São Paulo.
- 53:27Speaker 1: I came to São Paulo. I spent a period in
- 53:30Speaker 1: this fight. A brother who had worked with me in
- 53:35Speaker 1: this company, in Ouro Preto, called me. He said, man,
- 53:39Speaker 1: you're living in São Paulo, I need someone here to
- 53:41Speaker 1: work with me. I said, where are you? He said,
- 53:44Speaker 1: I'm working in a fucking multinational that works with telephony here.
- 53:51Speaker 1: A little red one. Then I said, oh, of course
- 53:54Speaker 1: I know. Then he said, do you want to come?
- 53:57Speaker 1: I said, let's go. I went there, then my salary
- 54:00Speaker 1: was adapted to São Paulo. I said, now I'm... You
- 54:03Speaker 1: had to have the life you had in BH. Now
- 54:04Speaker 1: it's giving me to have the life. I moved to Osasco,
- 54:06Speaker 1: which was cheaper. I moved to Osasco. What a place
- 54:09Speaker 1: in Osasco. President Altino. Oh, crazy.
- 54:11Speaker 7: On the side of an academy of a chubby. Have
- 54:13Speaker 7: you seen the academy of the chubby?
- 54:14Speaker 1: Wow, it's mine. I used to live close by.
- 54:18Speaker 3: I used to live close by. I used to live
- 54:20Speaker 3: close by. I used to live close by.
- 54:21Speaker 1: I used to live close by. I used to live
- 54:24Speaker 1: close by. I used to live close by. I used
- 54:27Speaker 1: to live close by. It was cleaning of stools.
- 54:45Speaker 3: Ah, more niched.
- 54:46Speaker 1: Yes, more niched. And then this was a gigantic company,
- 54:50Speaker 1: any decision took, I don't know, two weeks to happen,
- 54:54Speaker 1: and I was very tempered, I was looking at myself
- 54:58Speaker 1: and said, man, I think that this time I can
- 55:02Speaker 1: use it to write my things, I know the way,
- 55:04Speaker 1: I know how it works, I was very tempered, I
- 55:06Speaker 1: didn't have many friends in São Paulo, I was alone,
- 55:09Speaker 1: I started doing it, man. But what did you do?
- 55:13Speaker 1: I did a little sketch for Instagram. I did the sketches.
- 55:18Speaker 1: But you started from nothing? Yeah. Don't fuck with me. Yeah.
- 55:22Speaker 1: You weren't ashamed, man? Not at all. Because recording is hard.
- 55:25Speaker 1: Not at all. Not at all. The first times. What
- 55:27Speaker 1: were the first videos you released? What did I do
- 55:31Speaker 1: at the beginning? I translated gringo videos. to do something
- 55:34Speaker 1: that I hate today, but it was a way to
- 55:36Speaker 1: understand the format. So, like, my first three, four videos
- 55:40Speaker 1: are all from videos that worked out there, I translated
- 55:42Speaker 1: to understand how I edited, how I did it.
- 55:44Speaker 7: And then, from there, I started to.
- 55:46Speaker 1: See people sharing current themes and stuff. I said, no,
- 55:49Speaker 1: they're talking about the World Cup now, so I need
- 55:52Speaker 1: to write something about the World Cup. Then I went
- 55:54Speaker 1: there and did it. Always, always playing a lot with editing,
- 55:59Speaker 1: because it was something I already knew how to do.
- 56:02Speaker 1: And then I started to make one video per day.
- 56:05Speaker 1: So I got to work, the first thing I did
- 56:07Speaker 1: was to get the text I had written at work
- 56:09Speaker 1: to record. So I didn't even have dinner, I already
- 56:12Speaker 1: recorded and published. So it was one video per day,
- 56:14Speaker 1: every day.
- 56:15Speaker 6: What was the first video that made a little noise
- 56:17Speaker 6: for you there, different?
- 56:19Speaker 1: How many did you have? You started on Instagram from scratch.
- 56:21Speaker 7: Yeah, I had like my friends, right? And I don't
- 56:24Speaker 7: remember which one it was.
- 56:26Speaker 1: I know the last ones. When it exploded. But it
- 56:30Speaker 1: was slow. I grew up little by little. And after
- 56:33Speaker 1: two years recording every day, I got 18,000 followers. Two years?
- 56:36Speaker 1: Two years. People don't dream. It's a video that went
- 56:38Speaker 1: viral and it's here. It's nothing. Two years working hard.
- 56:43Speaker 1: April 2nd. I received a message on my phone saying, Vini,
- 56:55Speaker 1: can you come in here at this meeting? I said,
- 56:58Speaker 1: of course, I can come in. Then I went to
- 57:00Speaker 1: the link that the person sent. Then the name of
- 57:02Speaker 1: the meeting was Disconnecting the video. I said, I don't
- 57:04Speaker 1: think I need to go in there. It was really
- 57:06Speaker 1: the name of the meeting, but fuck you, Cris. But
- 57:08Speaker 1: what a son of a bitch. I said, I don't
- 57:11Speaker 1: think I need to go in there. They didn't take
- 57:13Speaker 1: it badly. No, they didn't take it badly. Because it
- 57:15Speaker 1: was a cut of the company's expenses. And who runs
- 57:18Speaker 1: it is... The plebs, right? The plebs, the guys from
- 57:20Speaker 1: the end. And then, okay. I entered the meeting. The
- 57:27Speaker 1: girl said, so, my dear. You're good, huh?
- 57:29Speaker 3: You're a good boy.
- 57:31Speaker 1: Everyone loves you. But, unfortunately, you won't be able to
- 57:33Speaker 1: continue with you. Stay good at your house. A big hug.
- 57:35Speaker 1: If you can give me back even the backpack that
- 57:38Speaker 1: we gave you. The motoboy is passing to pick it up. Wow. Then, beauty.
- 57:43Speaker 1: April 2nd.
- 57:43Speaker 3: 2023?
- 57:43Speaker 1: No, 2025. What are you talking about? It was last year.
- 57:54Speaker 1: As soon as I left the meeting, I opened my
- 57:56Speaker 1: phone and said, I think I understand what the world
- 57:58Speaker 1: is telling me.
- 57:58Speaker 7: There's a perfect video to record.
- 58:00Speaker 1: Then I opened the phone and said, today is April 2nd,
- 58:04Speaker 1: I just got fired, I have 18,000 followers. Let's see
- 58:06Speaker 1: what life has for me. Then I turned it off.
- 58:09Speaker 1: Then I looked at my bank balance and said, I
- 58:11Speaker 1: have two months of life here saved. I think it's
- 58:20Speaker 1: time to speed up. Then I started, bro, to produce 8,
- 58:24Speaker 1: 10 videos a day. In two months I went from
- 58:29Speaker 1: 18 to 100 thousand. That was the moment I started
- 58:31Speaker 1: to do these question boxes. That's very good, bro. And
- 58:35Speaker 1: then I started, and then I understood. I said, that's it.
- 58:39Speaker 1: That's the format, the guys liked it. There's no super production.
- 58:43Speaker 1: But in the beginning, you who wrote your own question, you.
- 58:47Speaker 6: Did you write your own question, write your own answer
- 58:50Speaker 6: and act?
- 58:50Speaker 3: Or how did it work?
- 58:52Speaker 1: Man, as there were already 18 thousand people, the people
- 58:53Speaker 1: already sent the questions, right? And then... The questions from
- 58:58Speaker 1: the question.
- 58:59Speaker 3: Box must have been better, with 18 thousand followers, than
- 59:02Speaker 3: now that you have a lot.
- 59:03Speaker 1: That's it.
- 59:03Speaker 3: Then I get.
- 59:04Speaker 1: I do this until today. Here I look at it
- 59:11Speaker 1: and say, wow, there's a nice answer to that. I
- 59:14Speaker 1: open it and record. So there's no preparation, there's no script,
- 59:17Speaker 1: I don't sit down to write the questions. It's like
- 59:19Speaker 1: that until today. So I think that from the moment
- 59:23Speaker 1: I stopped doing a business where I was one more
- 59:27Speaker 1: acting and the joke... it worked regardless of the actor. So,
- 59:33Speaker 1: the joke is funny if the mythic is doing the
- 59:36Speaker 1: little sketch. The joke will be funny if Igão is
- 59:38Speaker 1: doing it. When I started doing something that was 100% me,
- 59:42Speaker 1: it was authorial, because, like, the same question that they
- 59:45Speaker 1: send you or you, we will answer in completely different ways.
- 59:49Speaker 1: And I found, I managed to visualize this opportunity. And then, man,
- 59:54Speaker 1: I started doing these things, these boxes without stopping, 100,000 followers.
- 59:59Speaker 7: Boom, brands, let's close the contract.
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: And that's when I realized that there is a business
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: within our market, which is the following, 120 days to pay.
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: So I had two months of salary, they left as
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: soon as I hit 100,000. I had money to receive
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: as a brand, but they were only going to drop
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: after three. so the people are saying, wow, he's blown up,
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: how wonderful he is, he's making public everything, I'm like, guys,
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: I'm eating bread and ice at home. It's awesome.
- 1:00:29Speaker 3: It's awesome.
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: I still have to make comedy. Yeah, that's it.
- 1:00:33Speaker 6: Damn, so that's it, so the questions from the boxes
- 1:00:36Speaker 6: started to viralize for you, 100,000, man, that's cool, man,
- 1:00:39Speaker 6: because I think the the first thing I saw yours
- 1:00:41Speaker 6: was also answering the boxes, I said bro what a
- 1:00:43Speaker 6: funny thing, look at the way he responds.
- 1:00:45Speaker 5: But what I think is the coolest about all this
- 1:00:47Speaker 5: he said was his dedication, because the guys ask us
- 1:00:50Speaker 5: a lot, how do you do it to work on
- 1:00:52Speaker 5: the internet and such, and there is no, there is
- 1:00:54Speaker 5: no way.
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: It's doing bro. But the formula for everyone who did
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: it right was the same, which is not to stop,
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: you know?
- 1:01:06Speaker 6: And sometimes people don't know, but I say, man, we
- 1:01:09Speaker 6: work here so fucking hard to... to continue giving success,
- 1:01:12Speaker 6: to continue doing right, right, bro? So you make 10
- 1:01:14Speaker 6: videos a day, bro, and how is it today? And
- 1:01:16Speaker 6: how did you start going to the theater, doing these
- 1:01:19Speaker 6: things like this, bro? Because your things are very recent, right?
- 1:01:24Speaker 6: But it looks like you're already in the theater a lot.
- 1:01:27Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought you were already in the theater for
- 1:01:30Speaker 3: a long time.
- 1:01:30Speaker 6: No, like, after it worked out there, Sarro sent me.
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: A message, he said like this, Vitor? Vitor Sarro. He
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: sent me a message. He said, man, that's cool. Come
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: here for us. You need to go to the stand-up.
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: You need to go to the stand-up. What a great vision, man.
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: And then he called me. I participated in an episode
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: of Saki, which is him, Júlio and Albany. I went there,
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: it was really cool. And it was my first time
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: stepping on the stage. Were you nervous? Man, I was
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: very nervous, but when I left, I was levitating like this.
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: I said, man, I think I understand what the message
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: of life is. This is it, this is the energy exchange.
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: And then I left there with the certainty, I need
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: to start doing this shit. And then I started looking
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: for a hot night, right? Which is open mic, that
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: the guys will do the five minutes and such. I
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: started doing it without telling anyone.
- 1:02:27Speaker 6: Man, you have to have a lot of disposition, man,
- 1:02:29Speaker 6: open mic. I always wanted to do this, but I said,
- 1:02:31Speaker 6: I don't have that disposition, you know? Do you remember
- 1:02:35Speaker 6: which one was your first... I talked about your first
- 1:02:37Speaker 6: open mics, were they good? They were very good.
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: They were? They were very good. And they are texts
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: that I still use today.
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: F * * *.
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: Because, like, I already had a preload of things to
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: talk about. I just put it on paper. So, like...
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: And did you already feel that you knew how to
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: write comedy? I did. Because I... Because it's hard.
- 1:02:55Speaker 3: People don't think it's easy.
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: But I already trained a lot with the internet. So, like,
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: I already understood more or less the way. My only
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: fear was, I'm not going to call anyone to see.
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: I'm not going to announce on my Instagram that I'm
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: doing an open mic. I just saw it.
- 1:03:06Speaker 7: I'll go there and I'll do it. Because then it's
- 1:03:08Speaker 7: a neutral crowd.
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: Because if it's my crowd, a person who wants to
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: see me, if I get there and say like this, hey!
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: And the person will pull the mic. So I said,
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: I'll go to a neutral environment. Then I started to
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: do it, I said, ah, I understand, I can do it.
- 1:03:21Speaker 5: And how is the stand-up scene coming to someone who
- 1:03:24Speaker 5: wants to start today, man? Because I think a crowd
- 1:03:27Speaker 5: must have a curiosity, even a certain predisposition. But I
- 1:03:30Speaker 5: think that after you look at it, it seems like
- 1:03:32Speaker 5: the boom has passed, in quotes, right? It's not that 2015,
- 1:03:36Speaker 5: 2016 anymore. People should look and say, ah, really? How
- 1:03:39Speaker 5: is the scene today?
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: Dude, the stand-up is very difficult. I'm not going to lie,
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: it's very difficult.
- 1:03:44Speaker 3: The level is high, right?
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: No, it's not that the level is high, it's that
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: I have the feeling that people are spending less with theater, right?
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: It's very difficult to convince someone to leave the house
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: to watch comedy. Imagine staying an hour... watching someone, you
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: need to convince this person that you are there to
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: do the good, that it's worth it, you know? Because
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: nowadays we have access to this same level of dopamine
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: on the phone, free, you know? Watching a movie that
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: I already signed. So for you to convince someone, it's
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: a meeting, right? Like, damn, I'm trying, I'm going to
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: take a shower, I'm going to get ready, I'm going
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: to leave the house, I'm going to eat something. So, like,
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: it's a tour.
- 1:04:28Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: Oh, no, I'm not going.
- 1:04:55Speaker 3: We went to Beetlejuice. What the fuck, right? Three hours
- 1:04:58Speaker 3: that we left like this.
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: Fuck. We left saying what?
- 1:05:02Speaker 6: We have to go back and see other things. This
- 1:05:04Speaker 6: show was really cool, right?
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: It was, man. Edu is an absurd, right? He is
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: an absurd. So you also started at the Open Marks. Flying. Flying.
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: It worked very well. It worked very well. And I
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: think that... What did you say? Man, that's what I
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: still say today. About my family and my childhood.
- 1:05:23Speaker 5: Man, I saw a text of yours talking about your
- 1:05:25Speaker 5: brother when he took over.
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: Uh-huh. He's going to fuck himself. Yeah, I talk a
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: lot about my relationship with my brother. I talk a
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: lot about my family, my mother, my father, my aunt,
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: who has a very serious hygiene problem. What do you mean,
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: a very serious hygiene problem? What did you do, really?
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: I have an aunt whose house is very dirty. Very,
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: very dirty. What level?
- 1:05:45Speaker 3: What level?
- 1:05:45Speaker 7: I've never entered my aunt's house.
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: All my pictures I have with my aunt are on
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: the gate of her house. So you see me growing
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: up next to her, next to the gate. It looks
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: like she's stuck. Because my parents wouldn't let me enter
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: her house. Because it's very dirty. It's very dirty. It's
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: going to get sick. The boy is fragile. She's dirty
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: and dirty. Yeah, she'll get sick. And she's really dirty, really,
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: really dirty.
- 1:06:16Speaker 3: But you talk about her and she doesn't get.
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: She doesn't even have access to that, Sigão. She's a
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: very displaced person from reality. I see.
- 1:06:24Speaker 6: But was she like that accumulator aunt?
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: Man, so, some problems, for sure, right? But I think
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: there's a factor that is the following. This aunt of
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: mine has a lot of vision problems. More than what?
- 1:06:36Speaker 3: The vision of seeing?
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: No, to really see. Like, she must have below 82
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: degrees of myopia. That's true.
- 1:06:45Speaker 3: So, the dirt she doesn't see.
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: She sees in watercolors. She thinks the spiritual world is
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: talking to her. They changed her eyes for a good eye.
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: She doesn't see. So, she must have problems with the nose.
- 1:06:53Speaker 3: She must have burned everything. And then, my father, once,
- 1:06:55Speaker 3: went there to help, right? He said so.
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: Can't you play candida in everything? No. So, it was
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: a task force. He said, now we're going to sweep
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: even under the bed, we're going to do everything, we're
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: going to throw water and such. And then my dad
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: started to make the arrangement, opened the drawer, and there
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: was a huge rat inside. He closed it and shouted
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: to her, aunt, there's a rat living here in your drawer.
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: Then she looked at him with a surprised face, man.
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: She did like this, ahhh. Now it makes sense. Well,
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: every time I would go to my pots, the bumbril
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: would run away. Normal for her. Normal, normal. I was
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: imagining the day she managed to catch the rat.
- 1:07:48Speaker 3: The vision of her, she didn't see.
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: Didn't see, didn't see. It's the Bombril Sim dela, o Bombril.
- 1:07:55Speaker 2: Man.
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: Bombril eating what? Man, my grandmother, she was getting....
- 1:07:59Speaker 3: Every time she was getting older, she started to give up.
- 1:08:01Speaker 3: She kept on giving up. She kept on giving up.
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: My grandmother... There comes a time when the elderly starts
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: to have a certain smell of urine, right?
- 1:08:08Speaker 3: Yes, I was going to talk about the urine.
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: My grandmother... She started to pee on her feet, Mítico.
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: Out of nowhere. And with the door open. And fuck it!
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: And my grandmother started to become an old woman who
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: only walked naked at home. This is too good. Only
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: with underwear.
- 1:08:21Speaker 3: Only with underwear. So many times, many times... Grandma, you're
- 1:08:25Speaker 3: going to forgive me, but... Many times I saw her
- 1:08:29Speaker 3: like this.
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: Leaving the couch, private, she was just like this. What
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: a good scene. And nothing happens, Mídico. Nothing. Fuck. My grandmother,
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: even today, she gets up here, the mama, like this, look,
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: and gets up with the shirt, like this, look, with
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: the crotch on the crotch. And walks around the house,
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: it's too good. My grandmother, once, I don't know where
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: she was, she was dressed.
- 1:08:52Speaker 3: Like an Indian.
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: She was like, take off her grandma's clothes. She was naked. Wow.
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: Take off her grandma's clothes. She was naked.
- 1:08:58Speaker 3: But old people have that freedom.
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: They do. And I used to say that.
- 1:09:02Speaker 3: She used to tell me to fuck off. Fuck off.
- 1:09:04Speaker 3: This house is mine. I lived with my grandma for
- 1:09:06Speaker 3: a long time. I left home to live with my grandma.
- 1:09:09Speaker 3: Because my grandpa had AVC very early. When I was
- 1:09:12Speaker 3: a kid, my grandpa already had AVC. I say that
- 1:09:16Speaker 3: my grandpa is.
- 1:09:19Speaker 7: My grandfather is a Penta-Champion of the World Cup.
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: He scored five. Really?
- 1:09:25Speaker 7: Five goals. Then he was finished.
- 1:09:27Speaker 1: My grandmother stayed there and I stayed in the field.
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: I changed my grandpa's diaper, put him on the stretcher,
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: put him there to take a shower. My grandmother dedicated
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: her life to take care of my grandfather. A big
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: hug to Mrs. Diva. You are ten. Is her name Diva? Yes, Diva.
- 1:09:45Speaker 6: So your texts there are all about your family. All
- 1:09:47Speaker 6: of these situations, like taking care of my.
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: Grandfather with the spill, this aunt of mine who has
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: serious problems.
- 1:09:52Speaker 3: Your brother.
- 1:09:53Speaker 7: .
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: I just saw
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: in the newspaper that those who suck the dick have
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: a problem in the throat. He said like this, look,
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: go fuck yourself. After he coughed, he said, nah, this
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: boy is a beast. Suck the dick. That's how he
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: brought the family together. He brought it together and said, look,
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: I have a problem in the throat, seriously, I like
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: it a lot.
- 1:10:43Speaker 7: But it was very well accepted too, thank God.
- 1:10:45Speaker 3: Thank God, the family is united.
- 1:10:46Speaker 1: United, everyone loves him. Dede, very thin people. And I
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: was remembering something now.
- 1:10:50Speaker 7: That I was talking, I waited for this moment my
- 1:10:53Speaker 7: whole life.
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: A moment that I love when it happens here at Podpapa,
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: because I am an internal acid, I'm always here watching you.
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: The coolest moment for me of all the Podpah moments
- 1:11:12Speaker 1: is when the MC decides to sing.
- 1:11:15Speaker 7: Because it's a very key.
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: Moment, right?
- 1:11:18Speaker 7: The guy comes and says the biggest atrocities.
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: In the world. I really like this moment, it's my
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: favorite moment. And then I wanted to launch my musical
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: career here today. Wow, please. Can I? Please. Because the
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: trap and the funk are there, right? Yes. You saw
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: that the stand-up is falling more and more. I need
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: to show a facet of mine. And then I wrote
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: a recent song. A trap. And then I even showed
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: it to a friend of mine, but he reproved me.
- 1:11:42Speaker 7: I wanted to sing only the chorus of it. He
- 1:11:43Speaker 7: reproved you?
- 1:11:44Speaker 3: He reproved me. And you'll understand why.
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: I start like this. I'm a brave robber. I smoke drugs.
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: For fuck's sake. I put the knife myself. I'm too bad.
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: My father is arrested. And then I did this chorus.
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: I showed it to him. Did you like it? There's
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: even a melody. My father is in jail.
- 1:12:09Speaker 3: My father is in jail.
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: And then I showed it to my friend and he said,
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: my friend, you've never experienced any of this. You've never stabbed,
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: you've never stolen, you've never used drugs. I said, really?
- 1:12:20Speaker 7: Then he gave me a letter. He said, you need
- 1:12:23Speaker 7: to sing the.
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: Things you've already lived. And then I went to investigate
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: my past to see what I could say. I said,
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: I took care of my grandfather for a long time.
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: And then I did a funk. sobre um avô acamado.
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: E eu queria cantar pra vocês, posso? Pode, lógico. Eu
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: vou até recuperar a letra aqui, porque ela é pra
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: quem realmente... É, você tá cantando a sua realidade, né, irmão?
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: É isso, a música vem disso. Algumas pessoas falam das ruas,
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: outros falam de trocar o vovô de noite. E eu trocava, né,
- 1:12:51Speaker 1: o vovô, porque Deus o tem em um bom lugar.
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: Ele já se foi, né? Já se foi. Qual que
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: era o nome do vovô? Vovicente. Vovicente. Você faz pra mim?
- 1:12:58Speaker 3: Tu. This goes to all mothers and women who opened
- 1:13:06Speaker 3: their hands in their lives.
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: To take care of their sick husbands. Era um bom homem,
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: um cara prestativo Hoje se encontra no estado vegetativo Já
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: troquei a fralda, dei o banho no vovô Vai dar
- 1:13:34Speaker 1: nove e pouca pra tomar o seu sorô Vai dar
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: nove e meia e eu já faço um oração Cadeira
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: de roda, ajuda na locomoção Dei um beijo nele e
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: mostrei que eu sou um neto bom Hahahaha O meu
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: avô é dez, mas já tá quase indo embora. Se
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: fosse um bolão, eu daria algumas horas. Ele tá bem frágil,
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: por isso que eu tô na beira. Qualquer enfermidade é
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: palito de madeira. Ele não fala, mas deixou um legado.
- 1:14:09Speaker 1: Esse é o funk do meu avô acamado. Era um
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: bom homem, um cara prestativo.
- 1:14:16Speaker 7: Hoje se encontra no estado vegetativo.
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: Let's hear the chorus again. He doesn't talk, but he
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: left a legacy. This is a funk from my great-grandfather.
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: He was a good man, a profitable guy.
- 1:14:32Speaker 7: Today he's in a vegetative state.
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: It's Vô Vicente. It's Vô Vicente. Wherever he is.
- 1:14:37Speaker 3: Fuck, Vô.
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: You should release several. This is the first funk.
- 1:14:40Speaker 3: Your Vô, he got up there.
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: The way he was... That's what I'm wondering. I don't
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: think so.
- 1:14:52Speaker 7: You got there pedaling in front of the goalkeeper, leaving
- 1:14:54Speaker 7: him face down.
- 1:14:54Speaker 1: So, that's what I want to know. Like, when we die,
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: do we go the way we are? No, that's it.
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: Or do you choose the skin? Yeah, when you get there,
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: you choose the skin. You want to stay there in
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: the sky, right, bro? For sure. He was a gunner.
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: There in the sky, he has a revolver. He really
- 1:15:07Speaker 1: liked revolvers. Really? He liked it. I would go through
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: the drawer of the revolver, I have a very good
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: scene in my head, which was watching RBD with the
- 1:15:15Speaker 1: empty drum, shooting in all directions. Take it, Lupita! Take it, Miguel!
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: Take it, Diego! And the drum was spinning. What was
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: the name of the teacher there? Wow, that teacher was awesome!
- 1:15:26Speaker 3: She was the mother of Roberta, right? She was great.
- 1:15:28Speaker 1: Wonderful. Do you think you'll be an old man? What
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: kind of old man are you going to be? An
- 1:15:33Speaker 1: old man who lets the ball fall. Fall into the sack,
- 1:15:36Speaker 1: fall into the barrel. Open shirt, beautiful thing. The untouched button? Untouched.
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: You're going to be a mad old man. No, I'm
- 1:15:47Speaker 1: not mad, I'm calm. I want to be those ugly old.
- 1:15:50Speaker 3: Men who spit on the floor.
- 1:15:53Speaker 1: I want to be the old man from Baralha, it's good.
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: That's it.
- 1:15:57Speaker 7: Who gets in a line, goes to the lottery for nothing.
- 1:16:03Speaker 6: I want to be a very old man too, very quiet.
- 1:16:05Speaker 7: No, no, no, go there, go there, decide there, decide there.
- 1:16:07Speaker 7: I'm already old, I'm already old.
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: Leave me here. I want to be that old man
- 1:16:10Speaker 1: who has an.
- 1:16:10Speaker 5: Old man, has a certain type of old man who
- 1:16:13Speaker 5: comes a moment in his life that he goes to
- 1:16:16Speaker 5: the front of his house, stays a period, looks at
- 1:16:18Speaker 5: the street, takes care of the life of everyone and
- 1:16:20Speaker 5: then comes in.
- 1:16:20Speaker 3: I want to be that old man.
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: But usually he goes in the morning.
- 1:16:24Speaker 3: Yes, on the sidewalk, you wake up very early.
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: The old man is very early on the sidewalk, sweeping
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: the sidewalk, man. Why does the old man sweep so
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: much of the sidewalk? But that's where it is, it's
- 1:16:33Speaker 1: the freedom you have when you're 60 years old.
- 1:16:35Speaker 5: My mother already dirty the sidewalk just to hear the
- 1:16:37Speaker 5: fights of the neighbors.
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: And if you see a new man sweeping the yard
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: at 3.30 in the morning, you pass by the door
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: of a house, there's a man there at 3.30 in
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: the morning, he's doing a good thing. Or he jumped
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: to steal, right? Or he's... Yeah, for sure.
- 1:16:54Speaker 6: But one thing that you're also very good at is imitations, man.
- 1:16:59Speaker 6: Do you have any new ones or do you have
- 1:17:02Speaker 6: a favorite?
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: I brought just one imitation today. Ah, you're going to
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: fuck yourself, just one? Just one new one for us.
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: Which one? It's from.
- 1:17:12Speaker 7: Lauro Emanuel, who is the fantoche com delay.
- 1:17:17Speaker 1: How is he? He's like this. Bom dia, galera. Fala,
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: pode pá! É esse aí?
- 1:17:29Speaker 3: É o Laura Emanuel?
- 1:17:30Speaker 7: Laura Emanuel, o fantoche com delay.
- 1:17:33Speaker 1: Mas você tem vários. Você tem vários. Tenho vários. Você
- 1:17:36Speaker 1: tem outros? Eu gostei do Laura Emanuel. Você gostou? Gostei,
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: mas você tem vários. Tenho vários. Eu posso fazer pra você...
- 1:17:43Speaker 1: Top 3? Não, não.
- 1:17:46Speaker 7: Eu gosto muito da águia que tem medo de altura.
- 1:17:48Speaker 1: Você já viu essa? Não. Posso fazer.
- 1:17:52Speaker 8: Can you allow me to vote?
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: Of course. Fuck, fuck. You don't want to look down,
- 1:18:10Speaker 1: do you? You have to do it. Fuck, what the fuck? Good, good, good, good.
- 1:18:18Speaker 3: Clap your hands.
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: Good imitation. A water with fear of heights. Go fuck yourself, bro.
- 1:18:25Speaker 1: Is there another one, man? Because I think your imitations
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: are very good, bro. I like a lot of... There's
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: a samurai sword that tastes like mayonnaise, right?
- 1:18:32Speaker 3: There's this one too.
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: How is it? I've never seen this one.
- 1:18:34Speaker 6: It's the samurai sword that really likes seasoned mayonnaise.
- 1:18:37Speaker 7: Ask me if I like seasoned mayonnaise. Do you like
- 1:18:39Speaker 7: seasoned mayonnaise?
- 1:18:42Speaker 1: Yes. Wow, go fuck yourself, man. Temporada. Pergunta pra mim
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: se eu gosto de maionese temperada. Você gosta de maionese temperada? Sim. Nossa,
- 1:18:48Speaker 1: vai se fuder, vai se fuder. Eu quero chegar até onde,
- 1:18:54Speaker 1: por que maionese temperada?
- 1:18:56Speaker 3: Pra mim, os melhores são os nomes, viado.
- 1:18:58Speaker 1: Os nomes são os melhores. Ela gosta muito. Tem a
- 1:19:04Speaker 1: Serra Elétrica. who doesn't like to pick up a dentist's
- 1:19:11Speaker 1: pamphlet on the street. Oh my God! A electrician who
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: doesn't like to pick up a dentist's pamphlet on the street.
- 1:19:18Speaker 1: Can you give me the dentist's pamphlet? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: I don't want it, I don't want it. I don't
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: want it, no. Thank you, thank you. It's very good.
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: It's good, right? It's playful, right?
- 1:19:35Speaker 3: It's a silly humor, right?
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: The joke starts with the name, right?
- 1:19:39Speaker 6: Do you have another one?
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: I have... This is my humor, man. I have Donald
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: Trump at the fair. I know how to do Donald
- 1:19:47Speaker 1: Trump at the fair.
- 1:19:48Speaker 3: How is it?
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: Buying oranges. Oh, crazy.
- 1:19:51Speaker 3: Inception.
- 1:20:06Speaker 1: Amaduro, hold it. You're going to fuck yourself. You're going
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: to fuck yourself. You're going to fuck yourself. You're going
- 1:20:15Speaker 1: to fuck yourself.
- 1:20:16Speaker 7: You're going to fuck yourself.
- 1:20:17Speaker 1: You're going to fuck yourself. You're going to fuck yourself.
- 1:20:21Speaker 3: You're going to fuck yourself.
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: Guys, this scene you don't see anywhere else.
- 1:20:39Speaker 7: I'm messing with him here without stopping.
- 1:20:42Speaker 1: Now it's at a good height. It's at a good height. Damn,
- 1:20:44Speaker 1: you're awesome, bro. What a delight. Do you have a
- 1:20:48Speaker 1: tattoo on your back? I do, he has a.
- 1:20:50Speaker 7: It's a fake.
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: That's why you like Yu-Gi-Oh, right? What a beautiful thing.
- 1:20:56Speaker 1: Do you have a tattoo? I do. On my arm.
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: What is it? I have some mythical things. I have
- 1:21:06Speaker 1: this drugged people.
- 1:21:09Speaker 7: I have this clown from death.
- 1:21:11Speaker 3: The clown is beautiful, huh?
- 1:21:12Speaker 1: He's already killed a policeman, right? I have this candelabrum here.
- 1:21:16Speaker 1: Why do you have a candelabrum? I like light. Especially
- 1:21:18Speaker 1: the candle. It's beautiful, the environment is charming. I thought,
- 1:21:24Speaker 1: I want to be a cozy person. What would I tattoo?
- 1:21:26Speaker 1: I said, a candle taking fire.
- 1:21:32Speaker 3: It's true, it brings a calmness.
- 1:21:34Speaker 1: But Egon had asked an interesting question. What is it?
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: If I were Neymar? If you woke up in Neymar's body.
- 1:21:40Speaker 1: If I woke up now in Neymar's body, I would
- 1:21:43Speaker 1: urinate in someone. Because Neymar would never do that. Yes, true. Imagine,
- 1:21:47Speaker 1: you going to give an interview, Neymar arrives.
- 1:21:50Speaker 3: Nijando the foot of Don Chelote.
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: Nijando the foot of Don Chelote, no, because he needs it. Ah, yes.
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: But just to be matter. Neymar Jr. urinates in reporters. Good.
- 1:22:01Speaker 1: No more, no less. Wow, this is the first thing
- 1:22:04Speaker 1: you thought... And you?
- 1:22:07Speaker 3: What would you do?
- 1:22:08Speaker 5: I would punch you in the face. For the first day.
- 1:22:13Speaker 1: I don't know, man. I would want to hold.
- 1:22:15Speaker 3: It, you know?
- 1:22:17Speaker 1: The thing. I would do anything. It's like that. It's
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: like that. I think I.
- 1:22:20Speaker 3: Wow, they got me now.
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: If you were Virgina, would you go back to Zé Felipe...
- 1:22:29Speaker 1: Or for Vini Jr.? Vini Jr. is higher, right? There's
- 1:22:31Speaker 1: no discussion about that.
- 1:22:32Speaker 6: I would vote for Zé Felipe. He has a farm,
- 1:22:35Speaker 6: I would stay in the farm.
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: Or Vini Jr. in Spain. Better still, distance relationship, you
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: don't have to give too much satisfaction, you know? You
- 1:22:43Speaker 1: think so? You can go for a quiet baptism, you
- 1:22:45Speaker 1: don't have to take your girlfriend.
- 1:22:47Speaker 6: But Zé is the father of the children too, so
- 1:22:49Speaker 6: the united family remains united.
- 1:22:51Speaker 1: It's true. But you went to Vini Mavadese too. Of course.
- 1:22:56Speaker 3: Look at that.
- 1:22:57Speaker 1: If you were Vini... Vini Jr. is here. I have
- 1:22:59Speaker 1: to leave a strong note. Vini Jr. should kiss his
- 1:23:02Speaker 1: mouth well.
- 1:23:03Speaker 3: It's true.
- 1:23:04Speaker 1: Few people talk about it. It's true.
- 1:23:06Speaker 3: Currently, few people talk about it. He looks like he
- 1:23:08Speaker 3: gives some.
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: Nice kisses, right? He looks like he pulls the hair
- 1:23:10Speaker 1: thread from behind.
- 1:23:11Speaker 3: He looks like he sucks the tongue by kissing his mouth.
- 1:23:13Speaker 6: And what should he have as a piece, too?
- 1:23:15Speaker 1: No, no. But we won't get there, no. I think the...
- 1:23:17Speaker 1: The kiss is more important, right? The kiss is much more...
- 1:23:20Speaker 1: Do you know what Vinicius looks like? He puts the
- 1:23:22Speaker 1: tongue and then he keeps spinning the tongue of the person, like,
- 1:23:25Speaker 1: very naughty. Until the person does that... It's the moment
- 1:23:30Speaker 1: when you start to feel that the person's mother is
- 1:23:33Speaker 1: really tough.
- 1:23:34Speaker 3: She's pulling on you.
- 1:23:35Speaker 1: You didn't take off your tie, did you?
- 1:23:37Speaker 3: He looks like he has that 100% hard body.
- 1:23:38Speaker 1: That good body. That muscular body. But why do you
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: think that?
- 1:23:42Speaker 3: There are people who look like they kiss well.
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: Who else looks like they kiss well? The guy from
- 1:23:46Speaker 1: the camera kisses well.
- 1:23:47Speaker 3: Nathan kisses well.
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: Nathan kisses well. His face that kisses well. Do you
- 1:23:57Speaker 1: kiss well, Nathan?
- 1:24:01Speaker 7: He kisses biting the tongue, biting the lip.
- 1:24:03Speaker 6: But do you have someone you think you kiss badly?
- 1:24:06Speaker 6: What is a characteristic of someone who appears to kiss badly?
- 1:24:10Speaker 7: No, it's not a specific characteristic.
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: It's the face, right? It's the face. I think my
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: saint hits with the one who kisses well with the tongue.
- 1:24:17Speaker 1: I look at the person and say, I don't know,
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: don't suck the tongue, no. Yeah, I understand. Don't spit
- 1:24:22Speaker 1: in the mouth. That's it, that's it. You squeeze the
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: person's cheek. You don't do the unnoticed couture.
- 1:24:28Speaker 7: But then you remember the time of.
- 1:24:31Speaker 1: Police. of beating. Of organized torture. Is it good to
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: kiss in the mouth? I think I'm a good tongue kisser.
- 1:24:37Speaker 1: You have a face that kisses well.
- 1:24:38Speaker 3: I kiss well with my tongue.
- 1:24:39Speaker 1: You have a naughty face. No, I kiss well with
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: my tongue. I lick my neck, you know? The person
- 1:24:42Speaker 1: who licks the neck, who comes licking like this... But
- 1:24:45Speaker 1: you have to know how to lick, because the tongue
- 1:24:47Speaker 1: can't be licking hard, right? No, no, no. Wet tongue
- 1:24:51Speaker 1: like a dog. Beautiful thing. What else is good? Kiss
- 1:24:55Speaker 1: in the mouth. This guy who.
- 1:24:56Speaker 5: He knows how to dance a little. He gets agonized
- 1:24:59Speaker 5: to get in the ass when he's kissing in the mouth.
- 1:25:02Speaker 1: But I know the right moment to get in the ass.
- 1:25:04Speaker 1: You know what the right moment is to kiss in
- 1:25:05Speaker 1: the ass, right? I also know. The right moment to
- 1:25:07Speaker 1: get in the ass... What is it? It's the moment
- 1:25:10Speaker 1: when you... You gave a lot of nice tongue kisses.
- 1:25:11Speaker 1: You made that noise. Ah! The person is already delivered,
- 1:25:20Speaker 1: you realize that they are already intoxicated. And then you
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: see the nose smelling here, the maxilla. You have to
- 1:25:28Speaker 1: make this curvature. Do the contour of the face? The
- 1:25:29Speaker 1: contour of the face. Then it arrived here at the
- 1:25:32Speaker 1: foot of the lobe. Then you felt that you were shivering,
- 1:25:37Speaker 1: it's time to bring it to you. You brought it
- 1:25:40Speaker 1: to you and the person woke up. Because she was
- 1:25:43Speaker 1: delivered until that moment. Think with me, delivered. swinging and
- 1:25:48Speaker 1: being all.
- 1:25:50Speaker 5: Do you have to squeeze the butt the way the
- 1:25:53Speaker 5: buttocks take off?
- 1:25:54Speaker 3: I like that.
- 1:25:55Speaker 1: But you have to have a little intimacy with the person. Yes, yes.
- 1:26:00Speaker 1: So if you don't have much intimacy, you take it
- 1:26:02Speaker 1: more succinctly. No, you take it just to bring it
- 1:26:04Speaker 1: to the body. But now, if it's not the first
- 1:26:06Speaker 1: time you're doing this, I think it's interesting to take
- 1:26:08Speaker 1: off the other's butt, because there comes a moment that
- 1:26:10Speaker 1: creates even a... A little glue. A residue there, right?
- 1:26:14Speaker 1: Which is bad. That's it. I got it. You eat, man.
- 1:26:18Speaker 1: You eat the art of catching. I'm the catcher. My
- 1:26:20Speaker 1: business is catching. So, say a perfect food for a date.
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: A perfect food has to be light, right? But I
- 1:26:26Speaker 1: also wanted to degourmetize this. I got it.
- 1:26:30Speaker 3: You don't need to go to the sushi, right?
- 1:26:32Speaker 1: Isn't it worth taking the girl too? Rodízio? There, son.
- 1:26:44Speaker 3: You know?
- 1:26:44Speaker 1: It's a disaster. It can't be. Hot dog. It can't be. No,
- 1:26:47Speaker 1: it depends. That's where it is. What is the frequency
- 1:26:51Speaker 1: that you will act? Because if it's a very high frequency,
- 1:26:54Speaker 1: a kind of aggressive thing, it's bad for those who
- 1:26:57Speaker 1: have a very full belly. But if it's love, it's
- 1:27:01Speaker 1: a moment when you get like a salamander body, just
- 1:27:05Speaker 1: rolling the hips. Then it's worth eating a heavier thing,
- 1:27:08Speaker 1: because there's no problem. It won't shake too much, you know?
- 1:27:12Speaker 1: You'll have your hand on your chest, just like you
- 1:27:14Speaker 1: were singing a national anthem. The person here, just with
- 1:27:17Speaker 1: his hand tight. And look, from here you're safe. And look,
- 1:27:21Speaker 1: it rolls slowly. So, I think this love has to
- 1:27:23Speaker 1: be normalized.
- 1:27:24Speaker 3: Shut up, you're going to have a date, you're going
- 1:27:26Speaker 3: to eat a feijoada, for example.
- 1:27:28Speaker 6: No, no, no, I don't necessarily say feijoada, but I'm
- 1:27:31Speaker 6: saying like this.
- 1:27:31Speaker 1: You have to stop.
- 1:27:36Speaker 5: De todo mundo achar que vai encontrar a pessoa, que
- 1:27:39Speaker 5: você tem que fazer a melhor... Tudo bem, tem que
- 1:27:42Speaker 5: dar uma agradada, mas tu falou assim, a pessoa quer
- 1:27:44Speaker 5: tirar 12.
- 1:27:44Speaker 1: Entendi, entendi.
- 1:27:45Speaker 3: Vamos namorar. Eu acho que a exigência tá alta. Quer
- 1:27:48Speaker 3: fuder até o talo, deixar a pessoa esturricada.
- 1:27:50Speaker 1: Namorar é importante. É isso. Vamos namorar.
- 1:27:53Speaker 6: Qual a porcentagem de namorar, fazer amor e sexo?
- 1:27:56Speaker 1: 70 a 30, Mítico. É isso.
- 1:27:59Speaker 3: Ou 70 o quê?
- 1:28:00Speaker 1: Namorar? 70 é namorar. É isso. Porque se você é
- 1:28:02Speaker 1: um cara que... is very explosive all the time, it
- 1:28:06Speaker 1: becomes normal. It needs to be something more, you know?
- 1:28:09Speaker 1: A surprise.
- 1:28:09Speaker 3: You have to be there.
- 1:28:11Speaker 1: Like, slowly, slowly. Slowly. And then you fool the person.
- 1:28:16Speaker 3: You have this potential, right?
- 1:28:17Speaker 1: I got it, I got it. So you're more of
- 1:28:20Speaker 1: a boyfriend than... I'm a boyfriend. I'm with you. I'm
- 1:28:23Speaker 1: kind of Cadeirudo, you know? The dancer of Cadeirudo here.
- 1:28:27Speaker 1: Of course. Nice, nice. I liked that. I like it
- 1:28:29Speaker 1: a lot.
- 1:28:30Speaker 3: I like romance.
- 1:28:31Speaker 1: I'm a person who falls in love very easily. Really?
- 1:28:33Speaker 1: I liked the love in the national anthem. It's good, right?
- 1:28:39Speaker 1: Hand on the chest. Or turning and... And you fall
- 1:28:41Speaker 1: in love very easily, then. Yeah, I'm a boyfriend. Really?
- 1:28:45Speaker 7: I've never lived more than seven days single in my life.
- 1:28:48Speaker 1: Damn. It's even difficult for me, you know? So you
- 1:28:50Speaker 1: like a lot of smiles, of caressing, of kisses, of kissing.
- 1:28:53Speaker 1: I like the caress a lot. Really? Yeah.
- 1:28:55Speaker 3: You like the wet.
- 1:28:57Speaker 1: I like the humidity, the wetness. I like the warmth.
- 1:29:00Speaker 1: The warmth?
- 1:29:00Speaker 3: Of the cave.
- 1:29:01Speaker 1: I like it. I like it. I like the rough feeling.
- 1:29:03Speaker 1: I like the caress. I like to put my tongue
- 1:29:06Speaker 1: in the mouth. Wow, yes, yes, yes.
- 1:29:07Speaker 3: Wow, man, you like the rough.
- 1:29:09Speaker 1: I like... No, no, no, calm down. I think you
- 1:29:33Speaker 1: got it wrong. No, it's not a scam, no.
- 1:29:36Speaker 3: Ah, it's... You.
- 1:29:37Speaker 1: He... Me doing it on someone? But let me tell
- 1:29:39Speaker 1: you this story. I just remembered that I went to
- 1:29:42Speaker 1: do a massage for the first time. I was living
- 1:29:43Speaker 1: a very shitty week, like... I hurt my coccyx, they
- 1:29:45Speaker 1: stole my bag, it was shit. Did you fall on
- 1:29:47Speaker 1: your ass on the floor? Yeah, I went to play volleyball,
- 1:29:50Speaker 1: I fell sitting, I hurt my coccyx, I got a
- 1:29:51Speaker 1: cramp for two weeks. It hurts a lot, man. It's
- 1:29:53Speaker 1: very bad. I stopped, man. Then I said, I'm going to.
- 1:29:56Speaker 7: Do a massage, right? But the girl who went to
- 1:29:59Speaker 7: do a massage on me.
- 1:30:00Speaker 1: She had... How can I say? It's... a certain belly,
- 1:30:04Speaker 1: a belly ok, a belly of a dog that just
- 1:30:08Speaker 1: gave birth, you know, that's still a little, it's not dense,
- 1:30:12Speaker 1: but it's there, warm. It's half a bomb.
- 1:30:14Speaker 7: Half a bomb, a good belly, to give her a tap. Yes, yes, swing.
- 1:30:17Speaker 1: And then she told me to turn my back, I
- 1:30:20Speaker 1: turned my back, and the little hand back like this, right?
- 1:30:23Speaker 1: But every time she was going to press my shoulder,
- 1:30:27Speaker 1: her pochette passed in the palm of my hand, and
- 1:30:29Speaker 1: I couldn't concentrate. I couldn't concentrate because I was scared.
- 1:30:34Speaker 1: I was like, wow, my palm is so warm, her
- 1:30:36Speaker 1: belly going to one side and her shirt is short,
- 1:30:38Speaker 1: you know? I couldn't concentrate.
- 1:30:41Speaker 3: You were putting your hand in the filling of the dream.
- 1:30:44Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, wow. And then I turned my
- 1:30:47Speaker 1: palm more and more up so I wouldn't set it
- 1:30:49Speaker 1: up in any way. Because I said, I can't take
- 1:30:50Speaker 1: advantage of this situation, the girl working. Then I tried
- 1:30:53Speaker 1: to turn my hand, I couldn't because she was going, like,
- 1:30:55Speaker 1: squeezing my belly a lot and hitting it like that.
- 1:30:58Speaker 1: Then it started to hit my palm for an hour.
- 1:31:00Speaker 1: I said, no, girl. Let me stay with my arms crossed.
- 1:31:03Speaker 1: But it's... You don't feel it anymore, right?
- 1:31:05Speaker 3: There are people who have some body extremities that don't
- 1:31:07Speaker 3: feel it.
- 1:31:07Speaker 1: You don't feel it, man. So it wasn't so pleasant
- 1:31:09Speaker 1: for you. I need to go back to a place
- 1:31:12Speaker 1: that does the massage with the hand up, I think.
- 1:31:15Speaker 1: Or someone who has already taken Monjairo, right? It's smaller, right?
- 1:31:19Speaker 3: Mítico has a good person to recommend you, right?
- 1:31:22Speaker 1: Ah, yeah? Do you like massage, Mítico?
- 1:31:23Speaker 3: No, I've had it for a while and I've already gone.
- 1:31:25Speaker 1: Massage with flute, what do you say?
- 1:31:29Speaker 3: I've also been, right?
- 1:31:30Speaker 1: Tantric flute, you've never been, right? Ah, I really like
- 1:31:33Speaker 1: this situation. It's going to be interesting. Do you want love? No,
- 1:31:37Speaker 1: but I wanted to learn how to do it. Have
- 1:31:39Speaker 1: you ever done courses? I've learned some things. Have you
- 1:31:43Speaker 1: ever activated Kundalini in someone? No, not yet.
- 1:31:46Speaker 7: You have to activate Kundalini in others.
- 1:31:48Speaker 1: Do you know how to do it? I did some
- 1:31:49Speaker 1: mythical classes. Really? Are you tantric? No, I don't have
- 1:31:53Speaker 1: any printed certificate. No, the guys who do it don't
- 1:31:55Speaker 1: have it. They don't have it, right? But I watched
- 1:31:58Speaker 1: some tutorials on the internet. There are some that even
- 1:32:01Speaker 1: have energy. I believe, right? It's crazy, right?
- 1:32:04Speaker 3: Sometimes at a distance you see the person.
- 1:32:08Speaker 1: What's going on? I wanted to see it up close.
- 1:32:10Speaker 1: I never believed it. What?
- 1:32:12Speaker 3: Pompoirismo?
- 1:32:13Speaker 1: No. Here, look. It's the Wi-Fi of pleasure. It's like that.
- 1:32:20Speaker 6: People keep doing it like this. Then, out of nowhere,
- 1:32:23Speaker 6: people start... I'm talking about it.
- 1:32:26Speaker 1: The marionette of pleasure. I said, I want to see
- 1:32:28Speaker 1: it personally. I went to.
- 1:32:30Speaker 6: See it and it wasn't really.
- 1:32:33Speaker 1: I was just looking. But they never did it to you? No.
- 1:32:36Speaker 1: Then lie down, Nietzsche. But I came close and said, wow!
- 1:32:40Speaker 1: That's crazy, right? That's crazy. The human mind is very...
- 1:32:42Speaker 1: The human mind is very manipulated.
- 1:32:43Speaker 7: Imagine a woman coming to you and saying, Aigão, stay naked, because.
- 1:32:46Speaker 1: The thing is going to go crazy now. No, no, no.
- 1:32:48Speaker 1: And the person is going to be like Goku. No, no.
- 1:32:51Speaker 1: I was going to tear his beak, man. So I.
- 1:32:54Speaker 3: No, you don't even need.
- 1:32:55Speaker 7: To take off your clothes. You can just lie down.
- 1:32:57Speaker 1: Just close your eyes. Oh, crazy. Go, go. Go now.
- 1:33:00Speaker 3: Pinto mole mostra pra ninguém.
- 1:33:02Speaker 1: É verdade, né? Não pode. São duas coisas que você
- 1:33:06Speaker 1: não tira pra fora se não for usar, né? Pinta
- 1:33:09Speaker 1: e revolve. Exato. Não pode. Só mostra quando vai usar.
- 1:33:13Speaker 1: Não pode sacar.
- 1:33:14Speaker 6: É verdade, né, mano?
- 1:33:16Speaker 1: Vou ficar mostrando revolve à toa, eu, hein? Pra quê? Toma. Pinto,
- 1:33:21Speaker 1: também não. Também não. É uma vergonha. Ainda mais no
- 1:33:24Speaker 1: free de São Paulo.
- 1:33:25Speaker 6: Eu achei interessante, você é um cara do amor.
- 1:33:27Speaker 1: Eu gosto muito do amor. It's good, man. Let's talk
- 1:33:31Speaker 1: about it again, because I was like... Excited. Of Pinto Duro.
- 1:33:34Speaker 5: No, I left Pinto at home. I was liking the
- 1:33:40Speaker 5: details he brought, you know?
- 1:33:42Speaker 1: Because I'm a guy who... And usually people don't talk
- 1:33:45Speaker 1: a lot when it's a guy who... Yes. Are you
- 1:33:47Speaker 1: from Rebolada? I am. But I'm a cretin, you know?
- 1:33:51Speaker 1: I'm the one who bites his lips. You know what
- 1:33:54Speaker 1: you're doing, right? I like to look in the eye,
- 1:33:57Speaker 1: you know? You know what.
- 1:33:59Speaker 3: I'm doing here now. I like to look in the
- 1:34:01Speaker 3: eye and say like this.
- 1:34:01Speaker 1: You're a cretin. You're a cretin. Nothing takes you away
- 1:34:08Speaker 1: from this moment now. The real thing exists. Then I
- 1:34:11Speaker 1: put my hands on the bed and say, the gift matters.
- 1:34:14Speaker 1: I miss it, man.
- 1:34:14Speaker 3: But do you have fetishes?
- 1:34:16Speaker 1: Not much, no. I never know what fetish is, bro.
- 1:34:20Speaker 6: No, no, usually fetish people already take to the side of, ah.
- 1:34:25Speaker 1: Tie yourself up, eat poop, pee in the other.
- 1:34:27Speaker 6: But fetishes, there are cute fetishes, there are fetishes of love.
- 1:34:31Speaker 1: I really like someone who just came back home after
- 1:34:33Speaker 1: a very hard day of service and after getting public transport.
- 1:34:38Speaker 1: The person is still with that body residue of a
- 1:34:41Speaker 1: working person, you know? This is very good. It's good
- 1:34:45Speaker 1: that you look at her face and say, your salary
- 1:34:47Speaker 1: is here. I took you out of the pain.
- 1:34:50Speaker 3: You have to compensate now, because this day is tiring.
- 1:34:53Speaker 3: It's going to be the dough.
- 1:34:54Speaker 1: The dough, a hot bath, then ask for a delivery,
- 1:34:57Speaker 1: and life happens beautifully. That's what you said, it's very good.
- 1:35:01Speaker 6: Staying with a person after a day of work and
- 1:35:03Speaker 6: representing for her is cool. Because very few things can
- 1:35:06Speaker 6: be worse than a day of work.
- 1:35:08Speaker 1: That's true. You don't need to represent too much. If
- 1:35:11Speaker 1: you do 10%, Because.
- 1:35:13Speaker 6: The person is already tired and doesn't want much. He's
- 1:35:16Speaker 6: already had a silent date, a date to rest.
- 1:35:20Speaker 1: A silent date?
- 1:35:22Speaker 6: It's not that kind of date that people usually want
- 1:35:24Speaker 6: to perform.
- 1:35:25Speaker 3: That's what I'm talking about.
- 1:35:26Speaker 1: So the dates are more or less like this. Put
- 1:35:29Speaker 1: something on the TV. Let's relax.
- 1:35:30Speaker 3: Treat it more like a friend.
- 1:35:32Speaker 1: And not like the prince and the princess. That's it.
- 1:35:34Speaker 1: That's good, right? It's good.
- 1:35:34Speaker 3: What's the best date for you?
- 1:35:43Speaker 1: Man, I really like this home scheme, I like it
- 1:35:46Speaker 1: a lot, I think it's the best place to have
- 1:35:48Speaker 1: a date is at home, because you're having your intimacy,
- 1:35:51Speaker 1: you know?
- 1:35:52Speaker 3: But don't people take you as a bastard? Come here
- 1:35:55Speaker 3: at home.
- 1:35:55Speaker 1: But it also depends, right? If it's the first conversation
- 1:35:58Speaker 1: you're having with the person, invite her home, you kind
- 1:36:01Speaker 1: of go crazy, but if it's a little thing you're
- 1:36:03Speaker 1: already talking about, Have you sent a picture of the
- 1:36:09Speaker 1: part of the body for the person to understand the
- 1:36:11Speaker 1: thoracic box that you have? Yes.
- 1:36:15Speaker 3: Are you detached with your body?
- 1:36:18Speaker 1: You send a picture of the piece? Look at the
- 1:36:20Speaker 1: size I'm in, Gão. As if I were attached. No,
- 1:36:22Speaker 1: you're detached. But you send a picture of the piece.
- 1:36:25Speaker 1: I'm the size of a fiorino, bro. You're asking if
- 1:36:28Speaker 1: I'm detached. But I miss when I was like this.
- 1:36:29Speaker 1: There's none that I see you crouching with beautiful glutes
- 1:36:32Speaker 1: on your Instagram. Yes, yes, yes. My glute is beautiful.
- 1:36:34Speaker 3: But I miss when I took off my clothes and
- 1:36:37Speaker 3: I looked like a pot of chamito.
- 1:36:38Speaker 1: It's good too. But there's a place for everyone, you know?
- 1:36:44Speaker 1: There's a place for everyone. I was like Crazy Frog.
- 1:36:47Speaker 3: But you don't send nudes?
- 1:36:48Speaker 1: I don't send. I'm married, right, Mítico? Nowadays I don't
- 1:36:52Speaker 1: send nudes. Ah, you're married. Yeah, I said, I never
- 1:36:54Speaker 1: spent more than seven days without dating. It's true. It's true.
- 1:36:56Speaker 1: You really live a life. You found someone from Rebolado.
- 1:37:00Speaker 1: I found the person of my dreams. That's it, Mítico.
- 1:37:03Speaker 1: And kisses with a nice tongue. She sucks your tongue?
- 1:37:06Speaker 1: She sucks well. Chupa e morde a pontinha. Ah!
- 1:37:11Speaker 7: Aí parece que eu acabei de comer pimenta.
- 1:37:13Speaker 1: É uma delícia. Que delícia, cara. Já beijou com boca
- 1:37:17Speaker 1: de jambu, já? O mítico, você quer parar, hein? Já.
- 1:37:19Speaker 1: É bom, né?
- 1:37:20Speaker 7: A língua perde o controle um pouco, né?
- 1:37:22Speaker 1: Parece que você tá dando um pouco de AVC. É bom,
- 1:37:25Speaker 1: é bom. Porque tem até uns hidratantes.
- 1:37:29Speaker 6: Tem hidratante, tem bebida de jambu, tem um monte de coisa.
- 1:37:33Speaker 1: E lá é forte.
- 1:37:33Speaker 6: Tem uma cachaça aqui que eu já prometi que eu
- 1:37:35Speaker 6: preciso ter conhecido. Quando ele vem, a gente bebe. It's
- 1:37:38Speaker 6: a little cachaça that leaves the mouth.
- 1:37:41Speaker 1: A silly mouth, right? You get a silly mouth. It's good.
- 1:37:44Speaker 1: Do you like toys too, when it comes to love? Look,
- 1:37:49Speaker 1: the last time I took a toy from Toy Story.
- 1:37:50Speaker 5: She didn't like it very much. She said, let's play later.
- 1:37:57Speaker 5: I said, look at the ball. Are you from the toys?
- 1:38:20Speaker 1: Then you say, I'm going to yours. Let's go.
- 1:38:23Speaker 3: Just don't put stuff in me.
- 1:38:25Speaker 1: You've never taken a little thing, have you?
- 1:38:29Speaker 2: Never?
- 1:38:29Speaker 1: Was it investigated? Did you take a very square frame? Man,
- 1:38:33Speaker 1: they've tried. They've tried, but I'm like... You have to
- 1:38:36Speaker 1: give up.
- 1:38:37Speaker 3: At some point.
- 1:38:38Speaker 1: What do you mean? What are you talking about? Your rabicó. No, no, no.
- 1:38:42Speaker 1: I don't even need to know. So, in sewing, it's
- 1:38:48Speaker 1: already worth it. I like the position of the seamstress.
- 1:38:53Speaker 3: But then you stay like a chicken. You don't need to.
- 1:38:55Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm lying down, like this, taking a sock from
- 1:38:58Speaker 1: the side. Got it? He got curious. I was imagining
- 1:39:03Speaker 1: everything vulnerable. It's a vulnerable position. You get kind of...
- 1:39:07Speaker 1: Is that... It's good, it's bad, I don't understand. Wow,
- 1:39:15Speaker 1: keep going, but let's see what happens. No, it can
- 1:39:18Speaker 1: be good, but it all depends on the person who
- 1:39:21Speaker 1: is with you. True. If she gives herself. If she
- 1:39:23Speaker 1: really has the treatment, right? There are people who like
- 1:39:26Speaker 1: to do this. When there's a person who likes it,
- 1:39:28Speaker 1: it's different. It's different. It's going to end well, right?
- 1:39:31Speaker 1: It's going to end well.
- 1:39:35Speaker 7: It even gives kisses.
- 1:39:36Speaker 1: Kisses. Do you like affection in the seam?
- 1:39:41Speaker 3: Look, I'll tell you.
- 1:39:42Speaker 7: In the stretcher?
- 1:39:43Speaker 1: After two beers, you're already all loose. All, right? Yeah.
- 1:39:48Speaker 1: We give ourselves pleasure, right? Not mythical. Two beers and
- 1:39:50Speaker 1: you're already wanting to lick the seam. It can be
- 1:39:54Speaker 1: without alcohol. I don't understand.
- 1:40:04Speaker 7: The thing is the taste of the malt in the mouth.
- 1:40:06Speaker 7: Today I'm going to surrender.
- 1:40:09Speaker 3: I understand. So in love you think there are no limits.
- 1:40:13Speaker 1: There is no limit. There can't be.
- 1:40:16Speaker 7: The limit is when you ask to stop.
- 1:40:18Speaker 1: Then the limit is explicit. Do you like to be attacked?
- 1:40:21Speaker 1: I don't like it.
- 1:40:22Speaker 7: I'm of affection, I'm of romance.
- 1:40:23Speaker 5: But sometimes you don't like to get a slap in
- 1:40:26Speaker 5: the ass, Vini?
- 1:40:27Speaker 3: Not even a stronger grip?
- 1:40:28Speaker 1: Oh no, one thing, one thing, another thing, another thing.
- 1:40:30Speaker 1: We were talking about organized fan fights, and the other
- 1:40:32Speaker 1: is the grip. The grip is good.
- 1:40:34Speaker 3: Have they tied you up?
- 1:40:35Speaker 1: No, no, no.
- 1:40:36Speaker 3: I'm talking about that little slap, like this. You're up there,
- 1:40:39Speaker 3: all cute. That little position. Then she involved you, she.
- 1:40:42Speaker 1: Gave you a slap. Doesn't that please you? It depends
- 1:40:44Speaker 1: on where. On the butt.
- 1:40:45Speaker 3: Tell the truth.
- 1:40:46Speaker 1: If I'm naughty... It goes, right? Se for um dia
- 1:40:58Speaker 1: que eu tiver disposto a safadeza... É, se tiver safado, vai, né?
- 1:41:01Speaker 1: Você gosta mesmo dessa parada?
- 1:41:03Speaker 6: Ele gosta de que queima a bituga de cigarro nas
- 1:41:06Speaker 6: costas dele.
- 1:41:06Speaker 1: Olha só. Gosta mesmo? Pode mordida no mamar, assim, pegado?
- 1:41:11Speaker 3: Forte?
- 1:41:12Speaker 1: Não, não, mordida. Mordiscadinho. Mordiscadinho. Aquela que faz assim, ó. É,
- 1:41:16Speaker 1: vou machucar, mas não machucou. Tem de... Sabe? Essa é legal.
- 1:41:19Speaker 1: Que corre o dente, né?
- 1:41:20Speaker 3: Isso, corre o dente.
- 1:41:21Speaker 1: Mordida que corre o dente. Isso, essa é boa. Cara,
- 1:41:23Speaker 1: você gosta mesmo? Não, não, não, não, não. Putaria is
- 1:41:27Speaker 1: a promiscuous thing. My business is love, you know? I see.
- 1:41:33Speaker 1: My business is handling. Have you ever eaten a edible panty? No.
- 1:41:36Speaker 1: I don't like to mix food too much. Food is sacred, right?
- 1:41:40Speaker 1: Have you ever taken a supplement for your dick? Look,
- 1:41:44Speaker 1: how is that? Ah, what is that? Azuli? No. O outro. Qual?
- 1:41:49Speaker 3: O mais tranquilo.
- 1:41:51Speaker 1: Tadala? Tadalinha. Nunca tomei.
- 1:41:53Speaker 3: Não faz isso.
- 1:41:54Speaker 1: Já tomou? Já. Eu tenho muito medo de morrer de coração.
- 1:41:57Speaker 1: Não morre, não.
- 1:41:58Speaker 3: Não?
- 1:41:58Speaker 1: Não. Você acha que não? Acho que não. De tadala, não.
- 1:42:01Speaker 1: De Viagra, sim. Ah, é? Eu tenho medo. Muito medo mesmo.
- 1:42:05Speaker 3: Mas como.
- 1:42:05Speaker 1: Não faz isso.
- 1:42:06Speaker 3: Ah, é?
- 1:42:06Speaker 1: Melhor não. Melhor não. Você nunca tomou um tadalinha? Nunca tomei.
- 1:42:09Speaker 3: Nunca tomou aquele melzinho?
- 1:42:10Speaker 1: Também não. Não faz isso. Não, não, não. Por quê?
- 1:42:12Speaker 1: Eu sou... É, porque a performance vicia. É, né? Vicia. But, like...
- 1:42:17Speaker 1: It was a time in my life. Did you drink
- 1:42:20Speaker 1: a lot? Like sucrilho. Look at that. But did you
- 1:42:24Speaker 1: chew it? It's a badalíngua and I'm chewing it.
- 1:42:26Speaker 6: Igão would wake up at 9 a.m. with sucrilho and chitadela.
- 1:42:30Speaker 3: And another guy.
- 1:42:31Speaker 8: Oh, yeah?
- 1:42:33Speaker 1: Paraense? Anniversariante. Anniversariante.
- 1:42:37Speaker 7: Olha, e o perfume da bota, você já passou na
- 1:42:39Speaker 7: cabeça do peru?
- 1:42:40Speaker 3: Mano, eu comprei isso. Perfume do quê?
- 1:42:41Speaker 1: Da bota, não é, não?
- 1:42:42Speaker 3: Eu tenho, eu fui lá.
- 1:42:43Speaker 1: Perfume do boto, não é um negócio assim?
- 1:42:45Speaker 3: Tem perfume da bota que você passa na cabeça da peça.
- 1:42:48Speaker 1: Ixi, você passa perfume na cabeça da peça? Não, o
- 1:42:51Speaker 1: da bota tem que passar pra atrair. É, dizem isso.
- 1:42:54Speaker 1: Dizem isso.
- 1:42:54Speaker 6: Eu tenho na minha casa guardado vários potinhos. that you
- 1:42:57Speaker 6: go there and see the weight, buy, you go to
- 1:42:59Speaker 6: the seller and say, ah, this one is to pass
- 1:43:02Speaker 6: on the head of the piece, this one is for
- 1:43:04Speaker 6: you to, I don't know what, this one closes the butt,
- 1:43:06Speaker 6: this one.
- 1:43:07Speaker 1: I don't know what. It's too good. You know it. Yeah,
- 1:43:10Speaker 1: I've seen it, I've seen it. And the girl talks
- 1:43:12Speaker 1: with a tranquility about the subject, right? She talks about
- 1:43:14Speaker 1: the sinister whores. You who are giving a sherekin, aren't
- 1:43:17Speaker 1: you enjoying it? Ah, put this here. Shouldn't it be
- 1:43:19Speaker 1: calmer to talk about it? It should be much more, right?
- 1:43:21Speaker 1: Let's break this taboo. I also think so. Poder falar
- 1:43:24Speaker 1: mais de romance, né?
- 1:43:25Speaker 3: Sim, eu amei, eu amei.
- 1:43:26Speaker 1: De romance. É bem bom, né? Ficaria aqui falando disso.
- 1:43:31Speaker 1: As pessoas não falam assim tão abertamente, assim, né? De amor,
- 1:43:34Speaker 1: de love. But this encourages, right?
- 1:43:37Speaker 7: It gives you the will sometimes.
- 1:43:39Speaker 1: You should also have love texts in the future. I'll provide.
- 1:43:43Speaker 6: The way you talk about romance is very cool.
- 1:43:46Speaker 1: I'm afraid of people getting very naughty in the middle
- 1:43:50Speaker 1: of the show. Everyone is tough. If it were a
- 1:43:53Speaker 1: stand-up in a swing house, it would be cool, right?
- 1:43:56Speaker 1: You've been to a swing house? I've never been, I've
- 1:43:58Speaker 1: never done any of that. Really? I'm very.
- 1:44:03Speaker 1: Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, No, I didn't know.
- 1:44:28Speaker 1: It's because when there's a lot of people, I get... Ah,
- 1:44:32Speaker 1: I get caught up.
- 1:44:32Speaker 6: I see.
- 1:44:32Speaker 1: I don't get... But if you organize yours, make it
- 1:44:36Speaker 1: sell in Simpla, say, oh... 15 tickets for my cover.
- 1:44:42Speaker 3: But I think you would like it.
- 1:44:44Speaker 1: To see? Just to see? Ah, I don't have this
- 1:44:47Speaker 1: pleasure of visualizing, no. No, it's because I wanted... It's curious, right?
- 1:44:51Speaker 6: I was in a phase of living and having experiences.
- 1:44:55Speaker 6: I see.
- 1:44:55Speaker 1: To tell stories. Then I forced myself to go to
- 1:44:58Speaker 1: various environments. I said, look, how interesting. But I really
- 1:45:01Speaker 1: like the night. Do you like the night? Do you
- 1:45:03Speaker 1: like the night session? I've been there. I've been there
- 1:45:06Speaker 1: a lot. Today I'm more of the day. I'm the
- 1:45:07Speaker 1: barbecue today. Yeah. Barbecue and... And that's it. That's what
- 1:45:09Speaker 1: goes up. But if you allow yourself to live a... Sad? No,
- 1:45:19Speaker 1: there's your place. There's your place. But there's... But there's a...
- 1:45:26Speaker 1: I like it a lot. I think I'm a very
- 1:45:28Speaker 1: nocturnal guy. The night fascinates me, man. I'm taken to
- 1:45:31Speaker 1: places you never imagined. Me too.
- 1:45:34Speaker 3: At night, no. But what fascinates me is company.
- 1:45:38Speaker 6: It's that too, but I think the cool thing about
- 1:45:40Speaker 6: the night is you leaving without a script. It's like, man,
- 1:45:43Speaker 6: what happened, I'm willing and it's going to be fucking great.
- 1:45:46Speaker 1: When you leave like that, it's just good things. I
- 1:45:52Speaker 1: went to a party... Your voice got hoarse. I went
- 1:45:54Speaker 1: out to drink beer at a Sunday pagode. I went
- 1:45:56Speaker 1: to a party to celebrate the title of a very
- 1:45:59Speaker 1: cool team here in São Paulo. How, I don't know either.
- 1:46:01Speaker 1: What year was it? This year. This year, out of
- 1:46:14Speaker 1: the blue. Out of the blue.
- 1:46:16Speaker 3: Did you see people from other nationalities?
- 1:46:18Speaker 1: I saw a lot of people with medals on their chests. Joy. Wow,
- 1:46:23Speaker 1: a woman's pipe exploded, an avalanche, and only me, drunk, dancing.
- 1:46:29Speaker 1: The guys next to me, and a lot of women
- 1:46:31Speaker 1: from the other side.
- 1:46:33Speaker 7: And me in the middle, out of the blue, drinking.
- 1:46:36Speaker 1: The only interaction I had with an athlete It was
- 1:46:39Speaker 1: when I was in the bathroom line, the guy turned
- 1:46:40Speaker 1: to me and said, Hey, chubby, shit in the house, huh?
- 1:46:44Speaker 1: It was the only moment. He plays with the position. Look,
- 1:46:49Speaker 1: I didn't like this guy anymore.
- 1:46:50Speaker 4: I said, I think he's gone.
- 1:46:52Speaker 7: But you were pretending you were going to shit?
- 1:46:54Speaker 3: I wasn't, but in his head.
- 1:47:01Speaker 3: Godinho is angry, he wants to shit, Godinho. Yeah, look
- 1:47:03Speaker 3: at Godinho.
- 1:47:04Speaker 1: And I was trying to be nice, opening the bottle,
- 1:47:06Speaker 1: I said, take it. Hey, my brother, I'm drinking something
- 1:47:08Speaker 1: else here, man. Cool, cool, cool. Look how fun the
- 1:47:10Speaker 1: party is, guys. But how did you get there? My friend,
- 1:47:13Speaker 1: the night is very fun, right?
- 1:47:15Speaker 7: The night is addictive, right?
- 1:47:16Speaker 1: I went to a samba of.
- 1:47:18Speaker 3: People well-to-do.
- 1:47:18Speaker 7: A samba that I had never had the opportunity to go.
- 1:47:20Speaker 1: A samba of.
- 1:47:31Speaker 7: Look, high level. Man with his hair back, with a gel.
- 1:47:37Speaker 1: T-shirt, gola polo, watch, beautiful women with a big bladder mouth.
- 1:47:41Speaker 1: And Sambão eating hard. The cheapest beer in the place
- 1:47:43Speaker 1: was 25 reais. I was like, wow. I'm glad I'm
- 1:47:46Speaker 1: a guest in this place, that I don't have to
- 1:47:48Speaker 1: pay anything.
- 1:47:49Speaker 4: And then.
- 1:47:55Speaker 1: The party goes, the party comes. I have a problem,
- 1:47:58Speaker 1: I get very expansive when I drink. I'm already sober expansive.
- 1:48:02Speaker 1: When I drink, I start to hug people, kiss the bald. Loving.
- 1:48:06Speaker 1: On that day at the samba, the guys from the
- 1:48:09Speaker 1: band recognized me. I, at a certain moment, was licking
- 1:48:13Speaker 1: the lobe of the guy from Tantan. And my fear
- 1:48:16Speaker 1: is for the guys to film me in this situation,
- 1:48:19Speaker 1: because I get scared. I did it like this, I
- 1:48:11Speaker 1: did it and the guy was like... He met me
- 1:48:30Speaker 1: the other day and said, don't suck my ear today.
- 1:48:35Speaker 1: I said, that never happened. But I'm like that.
- 1:48:39Speaker 6: No, I don't need to give details, but then came
- 1:48:41Speaker 6: the moment that said, let's go to another tour?
- 1:48:44Speaker 1: Yeah, so, then I was already in a hurry, I
- 1:48:46Speaker 1: went to the owner of the club, I said, and now,
- 1:48:47Speaker 1: my buddy? He said, there's a birthday of a friend
- 1:48:51Speaker 1: of mine to go. I said, wow, just like a birthday,
- 1:48:53Speaker 1: just like a friend's birthday. Let's go. I went to
- 1:48:54Speaker 1: a friend's birthday. And I got to the friend's birthday...
- 1:49:00Speaker 1: It was in a club that had another place separated
- 1:49:03Speaker 1: from the club. I said, wow, I've never entered such
- 1:49:05Speaker 1: precious and permissive places. Then I entered, I observed around me,
- 1:49:10Speaker 1: I said, how important is the person? An ex-fazenda, an
- 1:49:15Speaker 1: MC who has already been many times on Podpá. Um
- 1:49:20Speaker 1: ex-jogador falou assim, a vida é boa demais. Aí comecei
- 1:49:24Speaker 1: a interagir, né? Quando pensa que não, eu tô recebendo
- 1:49:27Speaker 1: dica de investimento desse MC de fã. Três e meia
- 1:49:31Speaker 1: da manhã, ele tá assim, olha, renda fixa pra mim
- 1:49:33Speaker 1: é o melhor que tem. Que legal, eu acabei de separar,
- 1:49:36Speaker 1: perdi tudo. Then I said, wow, life is so beautiful!
- 1:49:42Speaker 1: At night, right? And I'm expansive to the point of, like,
- 1:49:46Speaker 1: after I found out that the guy was from Fazenda,
- 1:49:48Speaker 1: every time we met in the middle of the party,
- 1:49:50Speaker 1: I said, oh, Fazenda! I met him in the morning
- 1:49:54Speaker 1: and said, Brito Júnior!
- 1:49:55Speaker 7: I get boring, I get very boring. I'm a happy guy.
- 1:49:59Speaker 1: Then a girl who was with this ex-player, recognized me
- 1:50:05Speaker 1: there and we started talking about barbarities and such. Then
- 1:50:07Speaker 1: he said like this, you don't know what just happened, right, Gordinho?
- 1:50:11Speaker 1: I said, I don't know what happened. The team just
- 1:50:14Speaker 1: won and they're landing here now, there's.
- 1:50:16Speaker 7: Going to be a little thing.
- 1:50:19Speaker 1: Then I said, my friend, I'm with you. I opened
- 1:50:22Speaker 1: my arms and went. I got there first than everyone else. Damn,
- 1:50:25Speaker 1: the third tour at night. Wonderful, huh, Gordinho? And then
- 1:50:28Speaker 1: there was the DJ and the waiter and I on
- 1:50:31Speaker 1: the floor. Drunk, completely hallucinated, 4 o'clock in the morning, like,
- 1:50:34Speaker 1: But happy? Happy. And then everyone arrived, the delegation, the
- 1:50:39Speaker 1: girls who came by van. The other delegation.
- 1:50:42Speaker 3: The caravan people.
- 1:50:43Speaker 1: I came to win! But it was so much fun,
- 1:50:45Speaker 1: it was an empty night. These guys have no idea
- 1:50:53Speaker 1: who I am, and for me it's great. It's what
- 1:50:55Speaker 1: it's worth, right? It's what it's worth.
- 1:50:57Speaker 5: Do you believe in conspiracy theory?
- 1:51:00Speaker 1: I like it a lot.
- 1:51:03Speaker 3: Qual que te fascina?
- 1:51:04Speaker 7: Não lembro de nenhum amigo.
- 1:51:06Speaker 1: Igor, você acabou de me pegar no pulo. Sério? ET?
- 1:51:10Speaker 1: Eu acho que ET existe. Mas nem Abduzio Neymar? Não,
- 1:51:13Speaker 1: mas o pessoal, o cronograma tava errado pra eles lá.
- 1:51:17Speaker 1: Eu recebi um telefonema. Não marcaram no Google Agenda, marcaram
- 1:51:21Speaker 1: no Meet, no outro. Ah, erraram. Entendeu? Erraram. Erraram. E
- 1:51:25Speaker 1: você acredita em ET? Eu acho que existe sim, Mítico,
- 1:51:29Speaker 1: pra falar a verdade, sabia? Se ET aparecesse aqui agora? Olha,
- 1:51:32Speaker 1: dificilmente eu ia... No, I was going to be scared.
- 1:51:35Speaker 1: I was going to be very scared. If he had
- 1:51:38Speaker 1: the image we usually see.
- 1:51:39Speaker 3: Man, if he comes here and I'm with you, I
- 1:51:41Speaker 3: don't think he would be scared.
- 1:51:42Speaker 1: For God's sake, man.
- 1:51:43Speaker 3: We were going to say, sit down, let's change the idea.
- 1:51:45Speaker 1: No, no, no. I was going to try to convince
- 1:51:47Speaker 1: him of something. At least not to kill me. But
- 1:51:49Speaker 1: do you think.
- 1:51:51Speaker 7: He would come with this intention of killing us?
- 1:51:54Speaker 1: No. But at least I would want to make sure
- 1:51:56Speaker 1: he wouldn't do it. I'm from peace. I was going
- 1:51:59Speaker 1: to change my mind.
- 1:52:00Speaker 7: I was going to try to understand his universe.
- 1:52:02Speaker 1: But I'm sure he was going to come with a
- 1:52:03Speaker 1: very cool technology of mental change that was going to
- 1:52:07Speaker 1: make us stupid. He was going to throw a frequency
- 1:52:10Speaker 1: in our brain. He's already coming with the theories. He
- 1:52:15Speaker 1: was just going to stop. Do you believe it? I
- 1:52:16Speaker 1: think so.
- 1:52:17Speaker 3: The guys say Michael Jackson is alive.
- 1:52:18Speaker 1: They said that. There in the macumba field. They said
- 1:52:20Speaker 1: he was in the velorio. What is that?
- 1:52:24Speaker 7: That's bold, right? But there's no way he's not in
- 1:52:27Speaker 7: Velório himself.
- 1:52:27Speaker 1: That's true. It's the only Velório that you can't miss.
- 1:52:32Speaker 1: But he dressed as a woman. But it's very dangerous
- 1:52:35Speaker 1: for him to appear there. I don't know, man. I
- 1:52:37Speaker 1: like Michael. If there's someone who could pretend a thing
- 1:52:40Speaker 1: like that, it's him. I like Michael. Did you watch
- 1:52:44Speaker 1: his movie? I watched it. I haven't seen it yet.
- 1:52:46Speaker 1: I haven't seen it. Is it cool, Igor? Are you
- 1:52:56Speaker 1: going to crucify me? No, give your opinion.
- 1:52:58Speaker 5: I think it's cool, I'm a big fan of Michael Jackson,
- 1:53:00Speaker 5: I thought it.
- 1:53:01Speaker 1: Was cool, I thought the movie was.
- 1:53:03Speaker 5: I thought it was cool, but I think that at
- 1:53:06Speaker 5: a certain moment of the movie, I think from the
- 1:53:07Speaker 5: middle to the front, it becomes.
- 1:53:09Speaker 1: It seems like it becomes a highlight.
- 1:53:11Speaker 3: Of the show, you know?
- 1:53:14Speaker 1: Smooth Criminal, Thriller, I don't know what, it's already.
- 1:53:17Speaker 6: And they said it advanced a few years in the movie, right?
- 1:53:21Speaker 1: They stopped showing some parts.
- 1:53:23Speaker 3: I think that in the biography of an artist, they
- 1:53:26Speaker 3: always pick one side, do another, give a better increment
- 1:53:30Speaker 3: and such. But of all these movies, I liked Queen more,
- 1:53:35Speaker 3: for example.
- 1:53:35Speaker 1: No, this is a good movie. Because I thought it.
- 1:53:37Speaker 3: Had a more complete storytelling. I think Michael Jackson... But
- 1:53:42Speaker 3: there will also be the second Michael, right?
- 1:53:43Speaker 1: Yes, but the thing is that I feel that it
- 1:53:44Speaker 1: became a highlight, man. And the highlight of Michael we
- 1:53:47Speaker 1: are already used to. There are a million, right?
- 1:53:49Speaker 5: Imagine, then, it was his cousin there.
- 1:53:52Speaker 6: Are you a fan of someone that you say, wow,
- 1:53:55Speaker 6: I would suck him now?
- 1:53:57Speaker 1: No. I like Fausto a lot. Which Fausto? Silva. He
- 1:54:03Speaker 1: is good.
- 1:54:04Speaker 3: He reminds me of my grandfather a little, you know?
- 1:54:07Speaker 1: I miss my grandfather.
- 1:54:08Speaker 6: Would you have a painting of Fausto Silva in your
- 1:54:11Speaker 6: living room?
- 1:54:12Speaker 7: Yes, if he painted it, I would buy.
- 1:54:15Speaker 2: It.
- 1:54:15Speaker 1: It would be really cool. A painting of Fausto.
- 1:54:16Speaker 5: He throws paint on his body and he just touches
- 1:54:19Speaker 5: the screen and leaves.
- 1:54:23Speaker 7: I saw one of these today, by the way.
- 1:54:26Speaker 1: Ronaldinho kicking a ball full of ink for Romero Brito
- 1:54:29Speaker 1: to paint a screen.
- 1:54:30Speaker 7: I thought it was the most beautiful scene of his life.
- 1:54:32Speaker 1: Ronaldinho barefoot in an atelier kicking a ball full of
- 1:54:35Speaker 1: ink and spitting it all out. Then Romero said, Amazing, amazing.
- 1:54:40Speaker 1: I thought it was very beautiful. He doesn't speak Portuguese, right?
- 1:54:43Speaker 7: He speaks, but he speaks a little embolized, right?
- 1:54:46Speaker 1: Romário Brito, right? Romário Brito. Romário Brito. Romero. But he lives, like,
- 1:54:51Speaker 1: 40 years in Los Angeles, right? A long time. Entendi.
- 1:54:54Speaker 1: Aí ele esquece o basic. Você já viajou pra gringa? Cara,
- 1:54:57Speaker 1: eu só fui pra países da América Latina. Eu ainda
- 1:55:00Speaker 1: não viajei pra Europa nem pra América do Norte. Tem
- 1:55:02Speaker 1: vontade de conhecer algum país?
- 1:55:04Speaker 7: Eu até tinha, né? Mas negaram o meu visto americano.
- 1:55:07Speaker 1: Puta merda.
- 1:55:08Speaker 7: Perdi um bom de um contrato.
- 1:55:10Speaker 1: Chorei horrores. Pra Copa agora? É. Puta que pariu, velho.
- 1:55:14Speaker 1: But then I was denied. They said I don't have
- 1:55:16Speaker 1: enough ties with Brazil. They said, at any moment you
- 1:55:19Speaker 1: can run away, right, chubby? I said, yeah, really, I
- 1:55:22Speaker 1: can run away. Then they said, so you stay there. Damn,
- 1:55:26Speaker 1: it was denied, man. It was denied, it was denied.
- 1:55:28Speaker 1: But I'll try.
- 1:55:30Speaker 3: But you don't want to meet outside the United States?
- 1:55:34Speaker 1: Man, I'm very interested in East Asia, you know? I
- 1:55:38Speaker 1: really want to meet Nepal. I want to meet Bhutan.
- 1:55:43Speaker 7: Which is a very nice country, although the name is
- 1:55:45Speaker 7: very funny.
- 1:55:45Speaker 3: Nepal is a button.
- 1:55:45Speaker 1: It's true, I like the name. I like, I think
- 1:55:50Speaker 1: it's very cool, the Vietnam too. They look like very
- 1:55:53Speaker 1: fun countries. Of different, right? There's a place, I don't know,
- 1:55:57Speaker 1: I don't know which of these countries, I think it's
- 1:55:59Speaker 1: in Nepal, which has a lake with the largest number
- 1:56:03Speaker 1: of living water in the world, and then, like, these
- 1:56:06Speaker 1: living waters, they don't burn. So you can swim with
- 1:56:09Speaker 1: them and it's like this, one to two palms, it's
- 1:56:12Speaker 1: a lot of water. And you swim in the middle
- 1:56:14Speaker 1: of them. Do you have courage? Yeah, don't burn, it's good.
- 1:56:17Speaker 1: I'm afraid of... You're going to be a little agonized
- 1:56:19Speaker 1: to have a lot of bugs. It's like if you
- 1:56:21Speaker 1: had a lot of gelatin hitting your body. Is there
- 1:56:22Speaker 1: a way to put the image here? Touchscreen?
- 1:56:25Speaker 3: Alex never did that, man.
- 1:56:26Speaker 1: He forgot how to do it. Unplug the cable. So
- 1:56:30Speaker 1: it's good.
- 1:56:31Speaker 7: It's... It's a lake of water in Asia.
- 1:56:35Speaker 1: Nepal. Nepal.
- 1:56:35Speaker 3: The largest lake of water.
- 1:56:37Speaker 1: I was curious. It's beautiful, it's very beautiful. You look
- 1:56:39Speaker 1: and say, this is not on planet Earth, no. And
- 1:56:42Speaker 1: there are several temples too, which I think is very cool,
- 1:56:45Speaker 1: this thing of visiting new religions. Look at this, what
- 1:56:50Speaker 1: a beautiful thing. God forbid that.
- 1:56:51Speaker 3: I don't get into something like this, man.
- 1:56:54Speaker 1: Man, you're crazy. You're crazy, man. Look at this here.
- 1:56:58Speaker 3: This is the real ET, man.
- 1:56:59Speaker 1: The ET is at sea, man.
- 1:57:00Speaker 3: These guys there, these guys are extreme, man.
- 1:57:02Speaker 1: These guys are ET, man.
- 1:57:04Speaker 3: Oh, it looks like everything.
- 1:57:08Speaker 1: You were talking about there.
- 1:57:09Speaker 3: Wet, wrinkled.
- 1:57:11Speaker 1: So, that's why I want to swim there. Look at that.
- 1:57:16Speaker 1: This is Iá.
- 1:57:16Speaker 3: Vini, I have questions for you to answer in a
- 1:57:18Speaker 3: quick game.
- 1:57:19Speaker 1: What do you think of this? We can do it.
- 1:57:22Speaker 1: I'm ready, I feel ready.
- 1:57:23Speaker 6: Thank you for presenting the lagoon of Aguas Vivas.
- 1:57:26Speaker 1: Jellyfish Lake. There, look. Alagoa de Água Viva. When you go, please,
- 1:57:32Speaker 1: record it.
- 1:57:32Speaker 7: If you don't go with me, I thought you would say,
- 1:57:34Speaker 7: when you go, take me.
- 1:57:35Speaker 1: You don't go ever, right? No, this tour, I prefer...
- 1:57:39Speaker 1: I pass this tour, but it's more interesting. I would come.
- 1:57:42Speaker 1: Have you ever been to Japan? No, I haven't. Man,
- 1:57:44Speaker 1: I'm crazy to go to Japan. Japan, Korea and China,
- 1:57:46Speaker 1: I want to know. Man, you said that China is
- 1:57:48Speaker 1: f * * * ed up, right? Some of my
- 1:57:50Speaker 1: friends were recent and it's a business from another world.
- 1:57:52Speaker 1: But it has to be a dedicated trip to.
- 1:57:53Speaker 6: China, for those who understand.
- 1:57:55Speaker 1: It has to have time. It has to be at
- 1:57:57Speaker 1: least 20 days. Just 4 going and coming back. Melhor
- 1:58:00Speaker 1: idoso brasileiro? Didi Mokó. Por quê? Porque ele se veste
- 1:58:06Speaker 1: como um jovem. Ele faz trend. Acho que vestem ele, né? É.
- 1:58:10Speaker 1: Ele tá em cárcere privada.
- 1:58:12Speaker 3: E ele tá com cara de que não tá sabendo
- 1:58:13Speaker 3: o que tá acontecendo.
- 1:58:14Speaker 1: Sim. Mas ele tá sumidinho, né? Tadinho. Nem o Criança
- 1:58:18Speaker 1: Esperança ele vai mais. Então, desinformam ele só pra ele
- 1:58:20Speaker 1: falar do pão no final do ano. É. E morraiam.
- 1:58:24Speaker 1: E vestiam ele igual um bonequinho. Bichinho bonitinho, né? Você
- 1:58:28Speaker 1: viu o tamanho da casa dele, irmão? I saw it,
- 1:58:30Speaker 1: you can go there. Did you see the thing that
- 1:58:33Speaker 1: Granja Comari was from Didi?
- 1:58:35Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
- 1:58:35Speaker 1: This is very crazy, right? Where the Seleção plays, trains.
- 1:58:38Speaker 1: It was a land of Didi. Didi sold it to CBF.
- 1:58:40Speaker 1: It must be little, right? He's very angry, very angry.
- 1:58:43Speaker 1: It's the great Didi Mocó. Great, it's Seu Renato, right?
- 1:58:47Speaker 1: Seu Renato. Yeah, he likes to be called Seu Renato.
- 1:58:49Speaker 1: Worst urban legend in Brazil? The worst urban legend in
- 1:58:52Speaker 1: Brazil is Chupacu de Goianinha. He's the most tenebroso. How
- 1:58:56Speaker 1: is that?
- 1:58:58Speaker 2: Mythic.
- 1:58:59Speaker 3: If you go to Goiânia, you'll have.
- 1:59:00Speaker 1: The cost charged. If you walk in the morning between 2.30
- 1:59:02Speaker 1: and 3 am, with a piece of the ass showing,
- 1:59:04Speaker 1: there comes a little animal, puts almost 40 centimeters of
- 1:59:07Speaker 1: tongue inside. What the fuck? It's dangerous. A fucking Pokémon. Squirtle.
- 1:59:13Speaker 1: What's that? Ah, fuck. Water. At a temperature like this,
- 1:59:19Speaker 1: the little animal gets stoned, there's no way. I agreed
- 1:59:22Speaker 1: with the guy, man. Faustão or Gugu? Ah, Fausto Silva.
- 1:59:29Speaker 3: Why?
- 1:59:29Speaker 1: Because Fausto doesn't give electricity once in a while. Okay.
- 1:59:33Speaker 1: But Gugu, Gugu had a bathroom. Yeah. He had... Gugu had...
- 1:59:37Speaker 1: Amido's pool.
- 1:59:38Speaker 7: Gugu had several toys from him too, right?
- 1:59:41Speaker 1: Opa-Opa from Gugu, Pula-Pula. Pula-Pula. I've never had anything. I
- 1:59:45Speaker 1: think my ranking is this, because my father didn't have
- 1:59:47Speaker 1: money to buy. Gugu's toys were expensive.
- 1:59:48Speaker 2: Well, yeah.
- 1:59:49Speaker 1: I wanted them. Have you ever had Gugu's toys?
- 1:59:51Speaker 3: Not even the fake ones?
- 1:59:53Speaker 1: The fake ones.
- 1:59:53Speaker 3: That horse, Opa-Opa, my mother gave.
- 1:59:54Speaker 1: Me a fake one. Yeah? I've never had it. It
- 1:59:56Speaker 1: was too expensive, man. What's the best way to talk
- 1:59:59Speaker 1: to a crush? Your kiss is like.
- 2:00:04Speaker 4: You already filter it.
- 2:00:09Speaker 1: Your kiss is like... If the person says it's wet, dense, tasty,
- 2:00:11Speaker 1: then you say, come on. Last day on Earth, what
- 2:00:13Speaker 1: would you do? A chicken stroganoff with straw potatoes.
- 2:00:15Speaker 8: Yeah, right?
- 2:00:17Speaker 1: Uh-huh. Very thick, very thick. It's delicious, it's my favorite food,
- 2:00:28Speaker 1: I swear. I also like salpicão. Wow, man. Chicken salpicão,
- 2:00:31Speaker 1: very crunchy. With olive oil or without? You can put
- 2:00:35Speaker 1: whatever you want, put it on your finger, I'll chew
- 2:00:38Speaker 1: it the same way. Top 3 worst Cruzeiro players? It
- 2:00:48Speaker 1: doesn't exist, no. Everyone who's there deserves the credit. Damn,
- 2:00:51Speaker 1: you did the average, huh? Damn, very good.
- 2:00:55Speaker 3: Are you a fan of Davi Brito?
- 2:00:56Speaker 1: A lot! How much of a fan are you? Look,
- 2:01:00Speaker 1: I would give my life. Fuck. For another person. I
- 2:01:05Speaker 1: really like Davi, I think he's an insatiable guy, he's
- 2:01:07Speaker 1: always looking for a dream. And I'm there to support him,
- 2:01:09Speaker 1: regardless if it's to have a farm, if it's to fight,
- 2:01:13Speaker 1: if it's to be a doctor, if it's to advocate.
- 2:01:16Speaker 1: You went to his fight, right? I went to Davi's
- 2:01:18Speaker 1: fight and it was very beautiful. I always wanted to
- 2:01:24Speaker 1: go to their fight. I was there on the side... Wow,
- 2:01:28Speaker 1: what a good scene, man. To see the guys really
- 2:01:33Speaker 1: giving themselves to the fight, you know? And to see
- 2:01:36Speaker 1: Davi failing again, it hurt me a lot. And I
- 2:01:38Speaker 1: had a funny situation in this fight. Funny, no, it
- 2:01:40Speaker 1: was very concerning. I was next to a lady, and
- 2:01:43Speaker 1: we were having a great chat, right? And I said,
- 2:01:45Speaker 1: the next fight was Bamba vs Davi. I said, the
- 2:01:47Speaker 1: next one is good, man. She was like, yeah, so anxious.
- 2:01:49Speaker 1: She was capricious, she was cheering for me. I said, yes.
- 2:01:53Speaker 1: For our boy from Bahia, Davi Brito, right? He deserves it,
- 2:01:56Speaker 1: I don't know what. I said the reasons why I
- 2:01:59Speaker 1: was cheering for Davi. Then I went innocent, returning. I said,
- 2:02:03Speaker 1: and you? Who are you cheering for? Then she looked
- 2:02:05Speaker 1: at me and said, for my husband. For my husband?
- 2:02:08Speaker 1: It was the husband of our... Yeah, it was the
- 2:02:11Speaker 1: husband of my husband. I said, so now I'm cheering
- 2:02:14Speaker 1: for my husband too.
- 2:02:14Speaker 6: You're going to fuck, man.
- 2:02:21Speaker 1: Very good. Davi.
- 2:02:23Speaker 3: Um date perfeito, três coisas.
- 2:02:25Speaker 1: Um date perfeito tem que ter carinho, educação e beijo molhado.
- 2:02:31Speaker 1: E um pouquinho de vinho pra subir a tensão e
- 2:02:34Speaker 1: ficar todo mundo com o corpo solto, né? Porque ninguém
- 2:02:36Speaker 1: merece estar duro, né? Tem que ficar balançante. Um date imperfeito.
- 2:02:41Speaker 1: Um date imperfeito, qualquer um na rua. Do nada. É.
- 2:02:47Speaker 1: If you date in a public place, you're wrong, completely wrong.
- 2:02:49Speaker 1: The date has to be in a safe place, because
- 2:02:51Speaker 1: you avoid that the person runs away with another person,
- 2:02:53Speaker 1: because there are a lot of people on the street.
- 2:02:56Speaker 1: You can be sitting in a bar and see a
- 2:02:58Speaker 1: much nicer guy than you, and the woman says like this,
- 2:03:00Speaker 1: so it was a pleasure, see you next time.
- 2:03:02Speaker 3: I'm leaving, I need to leave.
- 2:03:03Speaker 1: She goes to the bathroom and comes back and sits
- 2:03:06Speaker 1: at a guy's table. that has a car more beautiful
- 2:03:14Speaker 1: than yours, has a better job and kisses much more
- 2:03:15Speaker 1: nicely than you. Has this ever happened to you? Look,
- 2:03:17Speaker 1: I only go on dates at home. I don't want
- 2:03:18Speaker 1: to take this risk, no. Got it? The street is dangerous.
- 2:03:21Speaker 1: The street is dangerous.
- 2:03:22Speaker 3: The street is dangerous.
- 2:03:23Speaker 1: The street is dangerous. The street is dangerous. The street
- 2:03:24Speaker 1: is dangerous. The street is dangerous. The street is dangerous.
- 2:03:26Speaker 1: The street is dangerous. The street is dangerous. The street
- 2:03:28Speaker 1: is dangerous. The street is dangerous. The street is dangerous.
- 2:03:29Speaker 1: The street is dangerous. The street is dangerous. The street
- 2:03:30Speaker 1: is dangerous. The street is dangerous. The street is dangerous.
- 2:03:32Speaker 1: The street is dangerous. The street is dangerous. The street
- 2:03:33Speaker 1: is dangerous. The street is dangerous. The street is dangerous.
- 2:03:35Speaker 1: The street is dangerous. The street is dangerous. The street
- 2:03:37Speaker 1: is dangerous. The street is dangerous. The street is dangerous.
- 2:03:39Speaker 1: The street is dangerous. The street is dangerous. The street
- 2:03:41Speaker 1: is dangerous. The street is dangerous. The street is dangerous.
- 2:03:42Speaker 1: The street is dangerous. The street To see silhouettes, you know?
- 2:03:45Speaker 1: I like silhouettes.
- 2:03:46Speaker 3: Yeah, you like the balance.
- 2:03:47Speaker 7: I like the contrast.
- 2:03:49Speaker 1: The movement. Yeah, the indirect light hitting the skin, you know?
- 2:03:55Speaker 1: To see the sweat running. Right? The sweat walking. Yeah,
- 2:04:00Speaker 1: I like it a lot. He likes the silhouettes. I
- 2:04:02Speaker 1: like it a lot. The sun key, you know? The
- 2:04:04Speaker 1: drawing of the sun key. You're a bastard, Gordinho. Godinho
- 2:04:13Speaker 1: Safado do Amor. Godinho... I like that. I like that.
- 2:04:17Speaker 3: Godinho Rebuloso.
- 2:04:18Speaker 1: I like that. He's very good, man. More loose than
- 2:04:21Speaker 1: Jujuba na boca de banguela. I like that a lot.
- 2:04:23Speaker 1: Take it, take it, take it, take it, take it.
- 2:04:29Speaker 3: It's good when people give it to you.
- 2:04:30Speaker 1: It's good, it's good, it's good. No, it's very good, man.
- 2:04:33Speaker 6: You, I don't know, man. He's very wonderful, this fat guy.
- 2:04:36Speaker 6: I like him a lot, man.
- 2:04:37Speaker 1: Very funny. It's not possible. You're very good, man.
- 2:04:40Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Mítico.
- 2:04:41Speaker 1: Let's make some barbecues? Let's go.
- 2:04:43Speaker 3: I think this guy at the barbecue should be.
- 2:04:46Speaker 1: I want to see you... I wanted the night. I
- 2:04:48Speaker 1: wanted the night. I wanted the night.
- 2:04:49Speaker 3: I wanted to see you tasting someone's lobelo. So, you
- 2:04:51Speaker 3: need the night.
- 2:04:52Speaker 1: Drink a little. Look, it's fun. What do you like
- 2:04:55Speaker 1: to drink? I like to drink, Mítico. Drink? Drink what? Look,
- 2:05:02Speaker 1: what's cold for us? Beer. Beer. Distilled. Congratulations! It started. Congratulations!
- 2:05:09Speaker 1: Come on, everyone.
- 2:05:11Speaker 3: Come on, Flores.
- 2:05:16Speaker 1: Come on, show them.
- 2:05:17Speaker 3: Congratulations, you're the best!
- 2:05:19Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck!
- 2:05:20Speaker 4: The mythical movie, the man's birthday! Mítico Jovem, nós te amamos!
- 2:05:33Speaker 4: Isso aqui é pro caramba.
- 2:05:35Speaker 5: E pro Mítico Nada!
- 2:05:44Speaker 2: Então como é que é?
- 2:05:48Speaker 1: É pique, é pica, é pica, é pica, é pica!
- 2:05:51Speaker 1: É rola, é rola, é rola, é rola, é rola!
- 2:05:56Speaker 1: No seu truque!
- 2:05:58Speaker 2: Mítico, Mítico, Mítico Jovem!
- 2:06:03Speaker 1: That's what you built, bro. Hey, Viri, sorry to interrupt
- 2:06:06Speaker 1: your episode, bro. We're together, man. I brought a gift
- 2:06:08Speaker 1: for Mítico. Really? I brought a gift. Look, Mítico, they
- 2:06:11Speaker 1: told me that you really like LEGO. Then I said, wow,
- 2:06:13Speaker 1: this guy is tough, right? He doesn't have money to
- 2:06:15Speaker 1: buy anything. Then I said, I'm going to buy one
- 2:06:18Speaker 1: that he doesn't have access to, that he never bought
- 2:06:21Speaker 1: in his life. So take your LEGO there. Thank you guys!
- 2:06:32Speaker 3: Discourse, right? We have to do a discourse.
- 2:06:35Speaker 1: I want.
- 2:06:37Speaker 4: A discourse here.
- 2:06:42Speaker 1: I didn't have this one! Thank you! I was sure
- 2:06:44Speaker 1: you had it.
- 2:06:45Speaker 3: Thank you, guys.
- 2:06:45Speaker 1: Thank you so much. It was a surprise. Thank you.
- 2:06:47Speaker 1: I love you guys. I don't even know what to say.
- 2:06:50Speaker 1: I didn't expect that.
- 2:06:51Speaker 6: I was very happy with our guest. He made me
- 2:06:54Speaker 6: laugh a lot. Thank you, you're so cute. What's up, man?
- 2:07:00Speaker 3: It was a surprise, right, brother?
- 2:07:01Speaker 1: Surprise, I won my little boy. I'm so happy. What
- 2:07:04Speaker 1: a beautiful thing. Thank you so much for the invitation, guys.
- 2:07:08Speaker 1: Did you really like it, brother? A lot, are you crazy?
- 2:07:09Speaker 3: Really, guys, keep listening to Magá and all the.
- 2:07:14Speaker 3: Exactly, they'll be there in the description, right? Follow Podpá too,
- 2:07:17Speaker 3: follow Mítico, follow me. Go to the shows, go to
- 2:07:19Speaker 3: the shows of Os Três Porquinhos, Nabote, Vitor and Vini, okay?
- 2:07:25Speaker 5: Very cool, I hope you enjoyed this episode. Brother, thank
- 2:07:28Speaker 5: you so much for being here with us again.
- 2:07:29Speaker 1: I love you. I love you. You have to come
- 2:07:30Speaker 1: back more often. Come back with Os Três Porquinhos. I
- 2:07:32Speaker 1: had to invite you. You're invited already.
- 2:07:35Speaker 3: He left, he left, look.
- 2:07:36Speaker 1: Come back, come back, come back. Like, subscribe to the channel.
- 2:07:40Speaker 1: Mítico Jovem, I love you so much. I love you too, man.
- 2:07:42Speaker 1: My life, my everything.
- 2:07:42Speaker 3: I love you so much.
- 2:07:43Speaker 1: Happy birthday.
- 2:07:44Speaker 3: May the best day of your life come. We're getting
- 2:07:45Speaker 3: older and more experienced. Exactly.
- 2:07:47Speaker 1: We're together, guys. Dignity now. We're together, people! Dignity now! Amazon,
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- 2:08:15Speaker 3: During the Amazon Prime Day, Prime members win twice!
- 2:08:17Speaker 1: Enjoy it, the Prime Day is here! If I were there,
- 2:08:20Speaker 1: I would hold your hand and turn you, like they
- 2:08:23Speaker 1: do in the old movies. She had eyes closed and
- 2:08:27Speaker 1: kind of believed what was in the country of wonders.
- 2:08:31Speaker 1: A new world awaits you in an audiobook.
- 2:08:34Speaker 2: Audible.