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No F in Way · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: I am prefacing this with this is a little edgy.
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  SPEAKER_00: The kids are in school now, so I think I'm okay with it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, all right.
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  SPEAKER_00: And also, did you ever ask your teacher at the very end of the year, teach, how can I get more points?
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  SPEAKER_00: I need some extra credit.
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  SPEAKER_00: I need to get my grade up.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um, I'm sure at some point there was probably that that discussion.
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  SPEAKER_02: Or it was offered.
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  SPEAKER_02: But probably in my case, it was more, how would you like to get some extra points?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that might be wise.
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  SPEAKER_00: You want me to clean the garbage cans?
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  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you want to bleach them out?
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't care.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll scrub them, I'll do whatever you need.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is when a student is asking, How can I get my grade up?
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  SPEAKER_00: And it's the last day of school.
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  SPEAKER_00: Here you go.
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  SPEAKER_01: I got a question.
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  SPEAKER_01: What can I do to get my grade up?
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  SPEAKER_01: Last day of school.
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  SPEAKER_01: Last day of school, man.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right, let's do this um spell way.
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  SPEAKER_01: W A Y.
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  SPEAKER_01: You forgot the F.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's no F and W.
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  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's great.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, God.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's that was a really quick teacher.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like, really quick.
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  SPEAKER_00: I love that it's the last day of school, too.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, you had all year to do this.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think I would be the same.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'd be like, no.
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  SPEAKER_00: Very three, two, one.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're listening to Scott and Allie.
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  SPEAKER_02: Scott and Allie's big three.
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  SPEAKER_00: Check on your friends in the south.
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  SPEAKER_00: They could be getting a lot of flash flooding this week.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm talking everything from Texas to Carolinas.
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  SPEAKER_00: Flash flooding was reported in North Carolina yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_00: One person was even killed due to floods in Mississippi.
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  SPEAKER_00: Also, if you have anybody you know in Atlanta, I actually know somebody very well in Atlanta.
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  SPEAKER_00: I didn't check on her.
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  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, Atlanta, New Orleans, uh, Gulfport, Mississippi, Mobile, Alabama, and Birmingham, Alabama, too.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's where they're gonna see a lot of this flooding happen.
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  SPEAKER_00: And the Trump administration plans to require all federal employees to sign non-disclosure agreements restricting the release of confidential government information, according to a draft notice yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_00: Civil liberties advocates, including the ACLU, warned the policy could violate free speech rights.
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  SPEAKER_00: And workers began assembling the UFC Octagon.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I said UFC Octagon on the lawn of the White House yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is for the UFC freedom fights that are for June 14th.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now that happens to be Flag Day.
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  SPEAKER_00: Also happens to be President Trump's birthday.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_02: There you go.
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  SPEAKER_00: So not only is he asking for that big banquet hall because he of the security.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'd like a nice party room, but I'd also like to tell you I'd like a slabernacker for my birthday on the front lawn of the White House, please.
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  SPEAKER_00: I want to know, is he gonna get in the ring?
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: I would love to see at least like hold up one of those cards.
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  SPEAKER_02: Joe Rogan's gonna be there.
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  SPEAKER_00: So Oh, this is shocking.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's one of the yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's one of his announcers, he's one of the announcers.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, really?
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  SPEAKER_02: So I wouldn't be surprised if he like showed up with Joe for a few minutes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: And like hold it, held up somebody's wrist who won.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: I see.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't think he's gonna get in the ring like that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, he should.
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  SPEAKER_00: He should.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, maybe.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you think it's a security risk if he does?
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  SPEAKER_00: I kind of do.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think it's a huge security risk, but I mean, isn't this his brainchild?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Indeed, it is.
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  SPEAKER_00: If it's my brainchild.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna make a slab and the White House for Larry.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's gonna be like something you've never seen before.
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  SPEAKER_01: But then there's gonna be a bunch of.
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  SPEAKER_01: Everybody wants these tickets, Ellie.
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  SPEAKER_01: Everybody.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's gonna be a bunch of old dudes in suits watching this go down.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like very very proper.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: The weirdest, because usually they are wearing like an affliction t shirt.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's the big three.