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- 0:03You are listening to the IFH podcast Network. For more amazing filmmaking and screenwriting
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- 0:13Screenwriting Podcast, Episode number three. Well one, do or do not?
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- 1:33Today on the show, we have writer, director, producer, and
- 1:36author Clarissa Jacobson, and she is the author of the amazingly titled new book
- 1:42I made a short film, Now What the F Do I Do with it?
- 1:48And it covers everything from what festivals to submit, to how to maximize
- 1:52your money, secure and international presence, deal with rejection, game publicity,
- 1:57harness, the power of social media, discusses what sales reps do, and
- 2:00much much more. I absolutely loved the book and loved our conversation. Really,
- 2:07she really gets into the weeds on how to maneuver in film festivals in
- 2:13today's world. So, without any further ado, please enjoy my entertaining and
- 2:17informational conversation with Clarissa Jacobson. I'd like to welcome to the show, Clarissa
- 2:24Jacobson. How are you doing, Clarissa, I'm doing great. I'm really
- 2:28happy to be on your show because it's so freaking ah. So thank you
- 2:31so much, Thank you so much. We were talking a little bit off
- 2:35air, and I appreciate all the kind words you said about the show and
- 2:38that you're you know that you've been listening to it for a while, and
- 2:42you found me through distribution where a lot of filmmakers end up finding me when
- 2:46they start running into that wall. It's no fun and nobody knows anything about
- 2:52and we're all terrified, right exactly. And then of course after you listen
- 2:55to me, you're even more scared because because I tell you that, you
- 3:00I'm like, no, you're never gonna make money here. This is how
- 3:01they're gonna screw you there, don't sign this here, and and yogis power.
- 3:07Even if it's scary, it's scary. I'd rather you. I'd rather
- 3:08you be scared than lose your movie. So but I'm but I'm happy to
- 3:14have you on the show. And yeah, you reached out to me about
- 3:17your book that you wrote called I made a short film? Now what the
- 3:22F Do I Do with it? A guy to film, festivals, promotions
- 3:25and Surviving the ride. Based on the title alone, I said, well,
- 3:30I have to have her on the show. I mean, because I
- 3:34was like, this seems like the kind of gal that I can vibe with
- 3:37on the show because it's it's no nonsense. Yeah, that was my working
- 3:42title and then I just never changed it and it's super long. So now
- 3:46I just call it my WTIF book exactly. So many, so, so
- 3:52many filmmakers do make short films. I mean, I have a long history
- 3:54of making short films and having some success with them early on in my career.
- 3:59But there is so much misinformation about store films. How you what you
- 4:03do with them? Can you monetize them? How do you run the festival
- 4:06circuit? Is you know? Where do you go with it? All this
- 4:09kind of stuff. So before we jump into the into the weeds, how
- 4:13did you get started in the business. Well, I when I was a
- 4:17little kid, I thought I wanted to be an actress. So I did
- 4:19the whole acting thing. I went to acting school. Um, you know,
- 4:24I went to Indiana University and majored in theater and then I went to
- 4:27American Musical and Dramatic Academy in New York City and I did that whole thing.
- 4:30But I was always writing and the thing about acting is you need so
- 4:34many people to to do it, you know. So I had all this
- 4:40pent up artistic energy all the time that I can never use because if you're
- 4:44not in a play or you're not you just can't use it. And I
- 4:47stumbled on it's a long story how I met my mentor, Joe Bratcher,
- 4:51who teaches Twin Bridges writing salon. But I he offered me a class and
- 4:56I was like, well, I'm an actress. I don't write, you
- 4:59know, like I'm an actress. But I took like yeah, and I
- 5:01took a few, but I was kind of getting that burned out stage where
- 5:04I was feeling like the bitter actress, you know. But I was always
- 5:09trying to do my own projects. And then I started screenwriting with him,
- 5:12and I just never looked back, and I had like, you know,
- 5:14that weird come to Jesus moment where I had to like because I always like
- 5:16want to commit to one thing and really good at it, and I was
- 5:19like, you know, freaked out, going, Oh my god, my
- 5:21whole life I studied being actress. I'm leaving that behind. I'm a failure
- 5:25at it. And my friend was like, you know, life is like
- 5:29a tributary. You're just taking another, you know, waterway. And that
- 5:31was like fourteen fifteen years ago, and I don't miss acting at all,
- 5:35and I just love screenwriting so much. And then I made a short film
- 5:42for a variety of reasons, and that's when I really realized, holy shit,
- 5:45I'm a filmmaker. Like that's where I fit, Like I fit as
- 5:50a filmmaker. I mean screenwriting first and foremost, but I don't want to
- 5:54just give my screenplays over and I like to be part of the whole process.
- 5:58I just freaking love it. So yeah, that's awesome. That's awesome,
- 6:01and yeah it You know, a lot of times you walk into this
- 6:04business wanted to do one thing and then you find yourself doing something else,
- 6:09and it's I mean, I walked in wanting to be a director, and
- 6:13that still still was my goal, but I fell in love with editing because
- 6:16it's like, oh, I can make a living and I can learn and
- 6:20I can make connections. I'm like, this seems like a good job.
- 6:24And I get some carpal tunnel, I work in a new condition room.
- 6:27I'm good. I'm good to go, and I have to be on set
- 6:29all day as a as a PA because that stinks. Uh. You know
- 6:32when I first started, I was like three o'clock in the morning, Call
- 6:35what the hell is it? Oh, I'm getting seventy five dollars. Well,
- 6:39that's fantastic. And by the way, that was seventy five dollars back
- 6:43in nineteen ninety five. Whoa not seventy five dollars today? Seven? That
- 6:49was some like that was some mad money back in the day. But um,
- 6:54so I so you, So let's discuss your book. How I made
- 6:57short films? I made I made my short film. Now what the f
- 7:00do I do with? Um? How to you? We're going to go
- 7:03over a bunch of stuff. But one thing is a question that we always
- 7:06get people asking me about is branding. Because I've done I've done a decent
- 7:12job branding my show and branding myself over the years. How do you brand
- 7:15a short in your opinion? Um? Well, with my situation, I
- 7:21just looked at the story and what little thing that I could pull from it
- 7:27that would be that people could latch onto and that was my lunch. So
- 7:31my movie's a comedy horror about lunch ladies. So first thing I did is
- 7:35I was like, okay, where does my film take place. It takes
- 7:39place into school. So when I made the website, I don't know where
- 7:42I learned this. I learned somewhere along the line that you you always do
- 7:46the same type of fonts, you do the same So I got started doing
- 7:48like, you know, it was going to be the century school book font.
- 7:51It was going to look like at school. It was going to have
- 7:53the same attitude as the film. And when when I talked to other filmmakers
- 7:57short filmakers about branding, I say, you know, don't don't like freak
- 8:01out about it, Like you know, you don't have to be some marketing
- 8:03genius or whatever. You have to find like that thing that you can pull
- 8:07from it that other people will react to. So like for me, I
- 8:13my lunchly reprehensible. They're they're like really they're they're bullied all the time,
- 8:18so you kind of you feel for them, but they're reprehensible. So like
- 8:22I kind of went the opposite. I branded it in a way that like
- 8:26everything was if they got in a festival, they cheated to get in,
- 8:31everything was. So I just found that like little niche kind of thing that
- 8:35I could hang my hat on and then when I would do all the Instagram
- 8:41posts, the Facebook posts, all the products I took, I find that
- 8:45a lot of people just throw stuff together. I took like a really a
- 8:48lot of time making sure that everything like fit together, matched with the fonts,
- 8:54looked together, looked good, and that it was consistent across all the
- 8:58social media and um even my blogs. Like I mean, if you wrote
- 9:03like over two hundred blogs during the course of it, but like if you
- 9:07look at my beginning blogs, there's there you can see how it's how it
- 9:11grows. So like I always say, you don't need to be at one
- 9:13hundred when you start. You just start somewhere and you and you brand it
- 9:20in a way that also it's information that you'd want to see, Like you
- 9:24have to like create a look for your film, whether it's comedy, horror,
- 9:28drama or whate or ever. When you're creating content, that it's stuff
- 9:33that you want to look at, that you would want to look at,
- 9:35because I see a lot of times people just want to announce stuff. So
- 9:39um, so it's basically graphic graphic design one oh one. It's basically like
- 9:43you're thinking about everything you just said as graphic design one oh, one most
- 9:48filmmakers don't think about because they're like, oh, I'll just throw it up
- 9:50there. I'll just take a still and I'll grab whatever font that I find
- 9:54in in Canava or in Photoshop and my cracked version of Photoshop that I got
- 9:58some where. We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor and now
- 10:07back to the show on my old Mac. And but to just lap it
- 10:13up there, and that's where I always find I think that's really separates,
- 10:18you know, projects, is the design of the branding, how it looks
- 10:24before anyone even sees the movie. Because most people, more people will see
- 10:28the website, definitely more people will see the trailer and the poster. And
- 10:31that will tell me, Like, anytime I get sent video gets a scent
- 10:37pitches for being on the show, I'll look at the trailer, I'll look
- 10:39at the movie poster, and the second I look at it, I'm like,
- 10:43no, they obviously don't know what they're doing, purely on the scope
- 10:48of the design. Because design is so powerful of a way to kind of
- 10:54introduce you to your world. And if you haven't done a good job with
- 10:58your poster, your website, your trailer, chances are I've never won.
- 11:03I've never once seen an insanely well done short or insanely well done feature that
- 11:07the poster and the trailer sucked right, And I think it's too, Like
- 11:11you have to come from such a place of creativity, like and that you
- 11:15have to think of the branding as just as creative as the film. And
- 11:20you know, like I fought it. I didn't want to do it,
- 11:22don't want to do this, don't want to do that, but you know
- 11:24what, like I just sucked it up. You gotta just suck it up,
- 11:26and you have to find a way to make it joyful. So what
- 11:31I did was I found a way to make it joyful. So when I
- 11:33would send out my postcards because it's about lunch ladies, I would wrap them
- 11:37in butcher rap. I would send like the pins in like little wax paper
- 11:43bags with little stickers, you know, like just what would amuse me?
- 11:48You know, and try to make make it fun because if you're not having
- 11:52fun and you're not being creative with it, it's not going to resonate.
- 11:56So like come from that authenticity of like why it is fun? Like what
- 12:01excites me about how to how to how to do it? And so that
- 12:03was kind of like always my thing, Like if if I was creating something
- 12:07or sending something out, what I want to receive this? And you know,
- 12:11people would say, you know, nobody, nobody cares, They're just
- 12:13going to rip through that paper. I'm like, yeah, but I know
- 12:15when that the programmer opens that package, they have a little smile on their
- 12:20face, you know, to put a smile on my face, right exactly,
- 12:24and and sorry. So the other question is this branding. This is
- 12:28where a lot of think a lot of filmmakers make mistakes too. Is there
- 12:31a lot of times they'll brand their film for the mass audience, But you
- 12:35need to understand who your audience is. Is your audience the public or is
- 12:41it film festival programmers or is it studio exacts or is it financiers, Like
- 12:48you've got to really understand your audience. Is at a fair statement, Yeah,
- 12:52I think so, And I asked, you know, and I just
- 12:54think there's like a big thing to be said for consistency and putting yourself out
- 12:58there. I mean, I have a whole chapter on this about the fear
- 13:03of putting yourself out there because everybody, you know, it's so much easier
- 13:07to shout someone else's work out than your own, and you're afraid that people
- 13:11are going to go, oh, I that person is so egotistical because all
- 13:15they do is talk about their film. But you know what, fuck oh
- 13:20right, Like you got to talk about what you love and if you have
- 13:22that passion and an authenticity and you're putting it out there and spending time,
- 13:28like it takes time to like make your product look good, like did not
- 13:33just slap together to you know, stay up a little a little later that
- 13:37night and like make sure you have the right stuff that you're sending out,
- 13:39you know, like it takes time and that passion and putting it out there,
- 13:43like people will respond to it. It's not. But that's called hustle.
- 13:48That's called work. And yeah, a lot of filmmakers they feel that
- 13:52that once they're done with the short, I'm good. I don't need to
- 13:54do anything else. And that's I don't want to do the non fun stuff.
- 13:58But that's why you gotta make it fun. That's what I did.
- 14:01I tried, I made it. I made it. I made it as
- 14:03fun as I could, right, and nobody thinks it's fun. They're all
- 14:07like, oh, you have a talent for it. I'm like, you
- 14:09know, when everybody has a talent for it if you want to do it
- 14:11right. I personally love the branding. I love the marketing of my projects
- 14:16and things like that because it's I just think of it as just an extension
- 14:18of the creative process. Yeah, that's for me. That's exactly the way
- 14:22to think of it. I Mean, you look at you look at Fincher,
- 14:24and he's really in David Fincher, He's really involved with his marketing.
- 14:28Stanley Kubrick was heavily involved with the marketing from the trailers to the artwork,
- 14:33to every every aspects of the marketing process of his films because he saw it
- 14:39as well. So this Fincher that way. And I not that I'm putting
- 14:43myself in the sync categor right, You're absolutely right. You have to have
- 14:48that creative Yeah, I mean that's the best thing to think about it is
- 14:50like it's just an extension of the product, you know. And and I
- 14:54think too, you need to know what you want to do with your short
- 14:58like if you do, you don't just want if you just want to go
- 15:00to film festivals and part of your ass off and you don't care where your
- 15:03film goes, and you don't need to do all that stuff. But if
- 15:05you have a vision that you want it to be like a proof of concept
- 15:09or you want people notice you, then you have to find a way to
- 15:13connect the whole thing together and make it part of this. I mean,
- 15:16to me, it is part of the same thing. It's not as fun
- 15:18as making the film, but right, you know, it's part of it.
- 15:22And I think the big benefit that everyone has nowadays. And now I'm
- 15:26going to put on my old man hat because back in the days, in
- 15:31the nineties, it was a lot more difficult to put something together online.
- 15:37Oh yeah, I remember. I mean yeah, when you still had to
- 15:39dial up in like DSL okay, stopping it, actually rent the camera to
- 15:43like do a little video. No, no, there was no video.
- 15:48We were ten years away from YouTube. Okay, that's where we That's where
- 15:52I was. That's how old I am. Everyone like my acting things.
- 15:54I mean, I'm aging yourself, but like my acting things, and you
- 15:56had to do like a thing and I had to like hire somebody to bring
- 16:00a little camera. Yeah yeah, yeah, it goes on a little tiny
- 16:02tape or whatever, mini DV tape and they would they have to transfer to
- 16:04a VHS. Yeah, exactly so. But the point I'm making here is
- 16:11that when you when you, you now have the ability to make yourself look
- 16:18much larger and much more established than you might be. Because if you've got
- 16:23good design and you've got a solid website and you've got a solid trailer,
- 16:30agents, managers, financiers, uh um, festival, festival programmers, they'll
- 16:37look at that and go, wait a minute, they must know what they're
- 16:40doing, because that is the honestly, a good design and good branding will
- 16:45set you apart so much bad even just doing it so so so there's different
- 16:52levels not doing it, doing it badly, and doing it really well,
- 16:57and even doing it bad well, at least they got a website, they
- 17:00must have done something right. But if you do it really well, and
- 17:03that's from my experience, I mean I was with my first short film in
- 17:07two thousand and five. I was I got into like I think three four
- 17:12film festivals with that. With that, it was a different time. Um,
- 17:15it was a different it was a different world back then. But a
- 17:19lot of times it was about the website we put together, which was a
- 17:23flash. It was a flash website, but it was so far beyond anything
- 17:30a short film should ever have, plus all the extra stuff I did for
- 17:33it and everything, so it looks so much bigger. I was getting called
- 17:34by like Oscar winning producers. They're like, what's going on here? Can
- 17:38we can we produce your Oh that's a whole I'll write another book about that
- 17:41whole story one day, about about what happened with the journeys I went through
- 17:47with that project, but it was about the festival, the trailer, the
- 17:52branding, and I didn't instinctively, I didn't know any better. I didn't
- 17:55go like I got a graphic kind of I did it instinctively, but it
- 17:59was a mine. Was like such a desire, like I knew exactly what
- 18:03I wanted to do with my film, and I was like, if this
- 18:07fails, it's going to fail because not because I didn't do everything I could
- 18:11to make it succeed. So if it fails, then I can go,
- 18:15Okay, Well I did everything I could right, So it was such a
- 18:18desire to have it succeed that I just was like I had a figure.
- 18:22I had figured out how to make a website. I figured out like I
- 18:26didn't know how to use Twitter. I was like, pound what They're like,
- 18:29No, it's hashtag, Like you know, I didn't have a Facebook
- 18:33page. I was not interested in Facebook. I didn't. I was terrified
- 18:37to, like, you know, to talk about it a little bit,
- 18:41you know, because everything she's gonna have an ego. But the passion to
- 18:45get it out there outweighed my fear, and then I became good game,
- 18:48good at it. I came better and became better and better at it,
- 18:51you know, pion absolutely. Now, speaking of social media, do you
- 18:56think that you need to create a specific social media present for each film or
- 19:00do you create a brand around yourself as the filmmaker and promote all of your
- 19:07projects through that those social channels. Well, I think you could do it
- 19:11either way. Like I have. I'm a co creator with my partner Shane
- 19:17Webber, and we have Rebel Minks. But I still, you know,
- 19:21we have like everything, we have our projects all there, but I still
- 19:23like, have a separate website for lunch ladies. We're doing a feature and
- 19:26I have a separate, a separate thing. I mean, unless you're like
- 19:33Richard link Lighter, right, like everybody knows who you are. I think
- 19:37it's I think it's harder to like drive people to it than it would be
- 19:41just to send somebody your film and just go, hey, guess what.
- 19:45Go to my website and they don't have, you know, lunch Ladies movie
- 19:48dot com and they can just look at their versus going to my Rebel Minks
- 19:52website trying to find where it is, trying to find what it's about,
- 19:55and you can put a lot more information. We'll be right back after a
- 20:00word from our sponsor and now back to the show. Well yeah, so
- 20:07like but now it's much on the websites. I agree with you on the
- 20:11website. I'm talking about social media. So I mean like like, oh,
- 20:14do do I have a lunch lady Twitter account which has maybe X amount
- 20:17of people on it? Or do you go to rebel minx and have that
- 20:21as your main one for the films, because that way you can gauge who's
- 20:26involved in the films versus you know, I think versus just it might just
- 20:30be you. They might be into one film and that other, so you
- 20:34know, how many you can gauge how many people are into it. I
- 20:37think it's easier for I don't know, like it feels like it's it feels
- 20:42very professional to have a film website, like I don't. I mean I
- 20:45haven't really looked at like, um, you know, the big films out
- 20:48there, but I would bet that, like like let's say Warner Brothers puts
- 20:52out a film, I bet all those films have their own social media.
- 20:55It just feels more. But they also have two hundred million dollars backing.
- 21:00But I don't cross anything to open it up Twitter count, does it comed
- 21:03or anything to open it I work. Yeah, it's it's it's it's a
- 21:06lot of work. Absolutely. I think it all depends to is how much
- 21:10how long? What's the long game here? Because if it's just the one
- 21:11movie, because it takes so long to get one movie made, let alone
- 21:15trying to do like two or three, So focusing all your energies at the
- 21:18beginning on individual projects it would be great. But then you could also coincide
- 21:22that with a company site or branded site like Trauma, like Trauma, I'm
- 21:27thinking like Trauma Films, and yeah, if you're making the same different thing,
- 21:30because Trauma has I mean not differently good Trauma has a very specific niche
- 21:34style, right, So if you're a faker, maybe who just does so
- 21:37like I have a comedy horror, I have a historical horror, I have
- 21:41feel good drama. I have there's my films are very different, so it'd
- 21:45be hard somebody who likes I mean, you know, they might people I
- 21:49think would like that like my stuff, like my voice, but they might
- 21:52not necessarily like my drama. They might only like my comedy horror. So
- 21:56then I'm you know, I just feel like I can groom people so much
- 22:00more just having you know, but like like a trauma, you're expecting a
- 22:03certain all those films are kind of have the same vibe, you know.
- 22:10I agree. So if you are a filmmaker, who's gonna be like I'm
- 22:11going to be a horror filmmaker and that's all I'm gonna do, that might
- 22:15be something that might be a yeah, I can see been doing that one.
- 22:18Yeah. Or if you're a comedy and all you do is comedy,
- 22:19there might be something. But if you want to, you know, move
- 22:22across. I got you, I got you now. Um. The big
- 22:26thing with film with short films is film festivals, Like, how do I
- 22:30get into film festivals? How do I submit to film festivals? What's the
- 22:33what's the it's a land it's a landmine landfield or LaSIE landfield, minefield,
- 22:41a minefield of all sorts of dues, and do not in secret, like
- 22:45you shouldn't do that, but no one's ever told me that before and all
- 22:48this kind of stuff. So what advice do you have for for filmmakers submitting
- 22:52to film festivals today? Um? Well, first of all, and I
- 22:57think I read this in a book a while back and that, but I
- 23:00kind of perfected my way of doing it is to have to have a list.
- 23:06Um, but you you can. You you have an Excel spreadsheet where
- 23:11it tells what the early bird is, the myth, you know, the
- 23:15so that so that way you can track. You can look at that spreadsheet
- 23:17every day and track to get your films, to get your film in the
- 23:22early birds. You can save money that way, and you can kind of
- 23:25organize it by, you know, by what you want from your film.
- 23:26So like, are you a person who wants to have maybe be nominated for
- 23:30Oscars? So like, for example, I was like, yeah, yeah,
- 23:33I want to be nominated for Oscar. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna
- 23:36go for all the Oscar films for shut right, So I'll put those all
- 23:37on my list, and then I'm gonna go for you know I'm gonna do.
- 23:41I did a little research about you know, you like great horror festivals,
- 23:45and so I knew I want to be a bunch of horrors. So
- 23:48I put those on my list, and then I started really getting into the
- 23:52idea pretty early on that I was going to get subtitles for everything, because
- 23:57even though that's a little bit um up front, you put like one hundred
- 24:00bucks or whatever down for your two hundred bucks for your subtitles, in the
- 24:04end it saves you so much money because so many festivals across the world are
- 24:08free to enter. And so once I got on the bandwagon of getting first
- 24:11of all, just getting your English subtitles is amazing because once you get your
- 24:15English subtitles, a lot of film festivals will just take your film. Foreign
- 24:19festivals will take your film, your film with English subtitles and make subtitles for
- 24:23you. So I think that the first festival I got, and that was
- 24:29I submitted it with English subtitles, was too more beat and then they wanted
- 24:33Spanish subtitles. But then all the festivals after that that I entered, they
- 24:37all made they all made the subtitles for me and then opened up this incredible
- 24:41world in Europe where all the festivals. First of all, like I went
- 24:44on other other sites because people want to always want to just go on film
- 24:47freeway. Well there's a fest home, there's short film depot, and you
- 24:51can find like the most amazing freaking festivals on there. But your film has
- 24:56got to have some subtitles. But by the time you're done, you you
- 25:00know, So I would what I would do is I go on those those
- 25:02sites and I'd look every week and see what the what one's coming up were,
- 25:07you know, and then I'd see is that right for me? And
- 25:08if it's free to enter a couple bucks, what do you have to lose?
- 25:11Nothing if you got your subtitles. And then you're also having a long
- 25:15game if you have your sub deitals, because then if you get pricked up
- 25:18picked up by a sales rep or you do it yourself, then you can
- 25:21which is harder to do it yourself, to get your film distributed in Europe.
- 25:23But if you have a sales rep, then they can go and sell
- 25:26your film in France and Germany because you already have the subtitles. So I,
- 25:30you know, so like. And the other thing is there's a lot
- 25:33of people would say to me, um, can I have your list,
- 25:37you know, because I want to know, I want to know which ones
- 25:38to enter. And I would say, well, first of all, every
- 25:42films different. So my film was an eighteen minute film, so I didn't
- 25:45There was festivals I couldn't enter because it was too long, too long.
- 25:49My films comedy, horror and I and And the thing about doing your own
- 25:55list and going out there and researching and like looking at these festivals and see
- 26:00and looking at their websites is pretty soon you start to get a real feel
- 26:03of what's out there, what your film might be right for now you're always
- 26:07surprised by what your film gets in. Like sometimes you think, oh,
- 26:10for sure, that's a shoe one and other times you don't, you know,
- 26:11but you do get a feel. You do get a feel. And
- 26:15I can't say enough, even though it's a lot of work to create a
- 26:18list, Um you know about what first of all the film, the festivals
- 26:22that you think will fit your film, the festivals that are free, the
- 26:27festivals that maybe are oscar and you and you make that list, and you
- 26:30also put the early bird down so you know that you know how much money
- 26:33you're spending or you know how to weigh it. Once you've made that list,
- 26:37it's like you kind of feel I mean, I like I really got
- 26:42like a real feel of what's out there and what and what to submit to
- 26:47and how and how to do it and how to get stuff going. So
- 26:49I GE's really important. Like I get filmmakers all the time. I'm like,
- 26:53hey, you know, like I'll see their phone and be like,
- 26:56I bet this film would be great for this or this or this, Like
- 26:57I will give I'm to tell people that. But I but I don't like
- 27:03when people say, can I have your list, because I'm like, how
- 27:07is my list that's specific for my film going to help your film? Right?
- 27:11So you have to take that time. You have to take that time
- 27:12to create that list. And I was coming from ground zero two, like
- 27:17I had never been on the festival route. I didn't know. I mean,
- 27:19you know, I knew, I knew Sun Dance, you know,
- 27:23yeah, five the top five Toronto. Yeah, and just got to get
- 27:29out there and just kind of like and then another way that I did it
- 27:32too, is I decided that I wanted my lunch ladies to go all over
- 27:34the world, so I'd be like, oh god, I got to get
- 27:38in a festival in Venezuela. I haven't been an investil woman and which lunch
- 27:41lease have not been in Venezuela yet, which still trying. But they they
- 27:45didn't pay your way though, right you? But you paid your own way?
- 27:47No, no, I didn't. I mean I mean, like my
- 27:48my film, like I had this feel like I would create I created a
- 27:52map of where they had been because I loved the idea of them going to
- 27:56these out you know places like in December, it's going to be in Bally.
- 28:02I mean it's so you know, so like there's something so amazing about
- 28:04having your film be seen all over the world. So that's another way to
- 28:07do it, like has your film been seen in Spain? And to not
- 28:10get to not give up because they can take a while to break into a
- 28:14country, and then once you break in, it's like the programmers all talk
- 28:17to each other and they get to and they hear about you, and the
- 28:19Europeans especially, like I feel like the programmers they're really talk to each other
- 28:25and really share films and really they'll play your film more than once, so
- 28:30you know, that's another way to do it too, is like geographically or
- 28:33like which states by nothing into if you can't decide which ones to enter,
- 28:37you know. So the thing I think one of the big problems that filmmakers
- 28:41have as well is they always focus on the top five or ten, the
- 28:45sun Dances and the Slam Dances and these and these kind of festivals. And
- 28:48I always tell them, like, the chances of you getting your film in
- 28:52are so astronomical. It was like thirty thousand submissions to Sundance last day,
- 28:57and you know, one hundred and ten including shorts, get in. So
- 29:02it's so astronomical to get into those kind of things. And they feel like
- 29:06their failures when they don't get into the big the big ten, or the
- 29:08big twenty even right, And I always tell them, it's not about you.
- 29:15It's not personal, it's not about your film. You're not hitting what
- 29:18they are looking for that year. That year they really might be into this
- 29:25kind of film with this kind of filmmaker attached to it. It's political.
- 29:30It has a little to do with the quality of your film, to be
- 29:33honest with you, because I've seen a lot of good projects that don't get
- 29:36in and then I see projects sometimes they're like, I never forgot this,
- 29:40and forgive me if there's a filmmaker who did this, but I couldn't.
- 29:42I was so angry. I wasn't. Sundance was set Sundance and I went,
- 29:48I went to the shorts of a shorts block and I see it was
- 29:52called Batman Goes on a Date or Robin goes on a Date. Okay,
- 29:56and it's justin long as Rob We'll be right back after a word from our
- 30:03sponsor, and now back to the show. And Sam rockwell as Batman and
- 30:14Robin and Justin is like, you know, trying to go on a date,
- 30:17and then Batman's trying to basically move in on Robin's date. And that's
- 30:19a short film. And I'm sitting there going, if that was done with
- 30:23anybody other than Justin and Sam Rock, it would have never made the sun
- 30:27Dance Block. And I go, that's just that just upset me because I
- 30:33was like, I don't have access to Sam and Justin, especially in two
- 30:37thousand and five, so that it just was like, but that's the way
- 30:41the game is played. It's unfortunate. It's unfortunate, and sometimes you'll get
- 30:45you know, and then sometimes you'll get the Cinderella stories and sometimes you'll get
- 30:49people who don't have names get into those festivals. Of course based on there's
- 30:52quality and things like that. But that was just one example. It's like,
- 30:56oh, it's not really about I. I find that, like you
- 31:03have to go for the big ones, sure, because it's fun, but
- 31:07also sometimes like there's ones that are like just so that open up so many
- 31:11freaking doors. I've had festivals that have opened up so many doors. You
- 31:17know that that maybe if that you know, because I've seen I mean,
- 31:25I talk about this so like you know, I didn't my film did not
- 31:27get a Sundance, Okay, but and mine either, by the way,
- 31:33so you're a good company, you know. But then my film got in
- 31:37um Claremont Front and that was the festival that I needed to get it going.
- 31:41Sure, but but but you know there's plenty people, I mean,
- 31:47Clme up Front is the most amazing festival in world. There's plenty people don't
- 31:48know who Claremont Front is, right, So you know I got you know,
- 31:55i'd get in that one, or I'd get in some small I enter
- 31:57some small festival that I didn't get in, or i'd enter another festival that
- 32:02nobody had heard of, but that festival would open another door for something else.
- 32:07So like the idea is like to check out the festivals and make sure
- 32:09they have a real thing going, you know, to know that they're legit,
- 32:13they're not a feel good faker, and to really just be thankful when
- 32:17you get in them and not, you know, like it was. It
- 32:21was a total crazy thing when it got in that one and I wasn't even
- 32:24in the competitive section and it still was like the most amazing thing in the
- 32:29world. But like I didn't get in south By Southwest, I didn't get
- 32:34in you know, a ton of it. But there's always a festival that's
- 32:37that it's for your film, and you just got to get out there and
- 32:40just submit, submit, submit, and realize, you know, like when
- 32:45I actually did whole a whole chapter about that about why your film doesn't get
- 32:49in festivals, because it's a mind fuck if you if you go down that
- 32:53path to start believing that your film is bad, you'll drop out. And
- 32:55I talk to people that'll be like, oh, I've entered ten festivals and
- 33:00only gotten one, so I'm dropping out, And I'm like, you know,
- 33:01the averages ten percent of the festivals that you get in, So that
- 33:05means you're gonna the average film gets an only ten percent of the festivals.
- 33:08Oh yeah, just get out there and keep and you can't have a you
- 33:13know, like there's people that I know that's a small festival. You know,
- 33:15some of the smallest festivals have been the most amazing. They're the best,
- 33:19They're the best. Ever went. I went to um Well with my
- 33:24first film. I got into so many festivals, but I got into my
- 33:30first thirty five festivals, turned down from all the major festivals because I had
- 33:32a twenty minute right you know, action thriller. Uh not the film festival
- 33:38righting, you know, So you know, I got into a lot of
- 33:42genre and all that stuff. But after thirty five episode thirty five festivals,
- 33:45I had spent about one thousand dollars in submission fees. So I was just
- 33:50like, I didn't know anything about anything. I was just trying to do.
- 33:52You think about the free festivals in Europe. There was no free festivals
- 33:55in Europe. I didn't know about any of that stuff. And subtitling cost
- 34:00ten dollars a minute. So back then, so there was a whole other
- 34:04world but then after a while, I said, well, I got into
- 34:07thirty five festivals. No festival that I'm going to get into from this point
- 34:12on is going to explode my career. It's the way I thought about it.
- 34:17So I'm like, I just boycotted paying for festivals anymore. So this
- 34:22is I just said I'm not gonna pay for any more festivals. Now.
- 34:25What I did at that point is I didn't stop submitting. I submitted to
- 34:29everybody. And because my branding and my marketing was so on point with the
- 34:32trailer. Trailer was watched twenty thousand times back in two thousand and five,
- 34:37so it was a whole like, you know, it's I think it's one
- 34:39of the first trailers ever on YouTube. I'm so old it was. I
- 34:45looked it up. I looked it up the other day. I looked it
- 34:50up the other day and I was like, oh my god, am I
- 34:51the first movie trailer ever on YouTube? And I found I think Sony Classics
- 34:54I'd put one up on so and it's still up there, and it kind
- 34:59of twenty thirty views back then. I've seen it. It's a great trailer.
- 35:02Yeah, so it so because of that, I was very confident.
- 35:07I was like, hey, look I already got into these other festivals.
- 35:09So what I would do is I would submit to everybody. I mean,
- 35:13I did not discriminate. I submitted to everybody that could be submitted to,
- 35:17and then they would go back, I'm like, oh, we like your
- 35:19film. I'm like, great, uh if you if I'm accepted, I'll
- 35:22be moren't happy to pay your submission fee. But I'm not going to pay
- 35:24a submission fee if for the mere chance of getting in, because at this
- 35:29point in the game, I'm not going to throw another three or four thousand,
- 35:31right, And uh, it worked enough that I got into another couple
- 35:36and it does get Yeah. I mean the truth is is like you know,
- 35:38if you if you get that role going, then people start to come
- 35:43to you, right, and it takes a little bit, you know,
- 35:45like it's building. You know, Jerome Kershone calls it a pedigree. It's
- 35:47building that pedigree. I didn't realize if that's what I was doing when I
- 35:51was like, you know, emailing every single day, you know, someone
- 35:54to write about my film, no matter how small. It was like every
- 35:58single day, like just just building the reviews, building these reviews, just
- 36:01creating this buzz for my film, so that after about I would say it
- 36:07took it took a while, but about six or seven months then I started
- 36:10having people come to me saying, can I see the film? You don't
- 36:14have to pay the you don't pay the submission fee. Can I see the
- 36:15film? You know, yeah, it takes a minute. It takes a
- 36:19minute. But once you were able to build up that momentum at a certain
- 36:22point. And don't get me wrong, I got a lot of film festivals
- 36:24as was like, yeah, no, we need you to yeah, to
- 36:27pay the submission. I'm like, that's fine, I'm not going to.
- 36:30Yeah, you hustle it in the beginning, and you got always got a
- 36:32hustle through the whole thing. But it does. But when it starts snowballing
- 36:36and you start getting like people excited and hearing about it and stuff like that,
- 36:39then then it becomes even becomes even more worth it, you know,
- 36:43because getting some positive reinforcement and some of the best experiences I've ever had a
- 36:46festivals are always been the small ones because it's it's a it's a kind of
- 36:50a mom and pop like you know, everybody, everybody knows you. They
- 36:53treat you like family, whereas in some larger festivals, UM who shall remain
- 37:00name was Yeah, I think I can go over that with you after Yeah,
- 37:05I mean there's uh, there's one specifically in LA I think I am
- 37:09bored with that same one. Yeah, and um, that specific one in
- 37:15two thousand and five. Um, it's not Holly Shorts, by the way,
- 37:17I love Holly Shorts. Um, but I in two thousand and five,
- 37:22I submitted and got accepted, and it was a very big one.
- 37:25It was an Oscar whatever qualifier and all this kind of stuff. I flew
- 37:31my ass across the country, put myself up in Hollywood. Can you imagine
- 37:38I was in a hotel in Hollywood. Oh, it is me and my
- 37:44friend. I never forgot it. Me and my producing partner. We got
- 37:46into this hotel room and the beds like shut the window. No, the
- 37:53beds were they were so they were so close to each other. It almost
- 37:58seemed me like you walk automobiles. I'm like, is this is this a
- 38:04cleaning closet? And then like out front when I walk into like you know,
- 38:07Marilyn Monroe state here once, I'm like, I'm sure she did.
- 38:09But Jesus guys. Um so it caught. It cost us a couple you
- 38:15know, probably a thousand bucks fifteen hundred bucks if not more back to go
- 38:19over there. So we get to our screening. We're wearing a block with
- 38:22everybody else and then at the end, no Q and A no Q and
- 38:27the only thing I wanted it was a Q and A and I talked to
- 38:30the programmers there and then everyone's like, sorry, you can't do it,
- 38:34we're running late. I'm like, dude, And oh, by the way,
- 38:37I wasn't even the worst. Another another poor filmmaker in that block,
- 38:39flew from Spain and he didn't get his his and he only had the one
- 38:45screening. There's nothing so and that off air. I'll tell you some other
- 38:51stories. But uh, but but but but but some of these smaller festivals,
- 38:57like there's a wonderful festival down to Florida called the Melbourne Independent Film Festival.
- 39:00I know those guys really well, they love filmmakers. They treated me
- 39:05like like gold down there, and they're wonderful. There's so many great film
- 39:10festivals out there that will treat filmmakers well. Um, so, don't always
- 39:15look at the big boys. The big boys. Oh you do you do
- 39:17a nice little mix and then yeah, and now that they have you know,
- 39:22fest Home and Short Film Depot, you can enter the foreign festivals for
- 39:24like next to nothing. And and I've had just met so many amazing people.
- 39:32Yeah, so let let's talk many amazing people in the foreign festivals.
- 39:36So let's talk. Let's talk a little bit about the experience of working a
- 39:38festival, because a lot of filmmakers just go there with their eyes full of
- 39:43shiny golden lights and they're like, oh, look the red expectations like I
- 39:47had one exactly, You're like, oh my god, this is gonna be
- 39:52amaze. It's gonna be like because all you think about a sun dance,
- 39:53so you think everything's gonna be like, I'm wanna walk the red carpet.
- 39:59We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor. And now back to
- 40:06the show. There's gonna be people taking pictures of me. Everyone's gonna want
- 40:09to talk to me about my genius and about my my my artistic expression,
- 40:15anything I am, how amazing I am. And then eventually, obviously Steven
- 40:22Spielberg or somebody is going to watch for sure, obviously from going to that
- 40:27first festival, so when you get there. So can we talk a little
- 40:30bit about how to actually work a festival, how to take advantage of what
- 40:35they have to offer and things like that, because a lot of filmmakers just
- 40:37go there completely clueless about what this is and what the true opportunities are and
- 40:44what the true complete delusions. Yes, absolutely so. One thing is that
- 40:51you can do is you can always work a festival even if you're not there.
- 40:53Oh so that means when you talk to the programmers so they know who
- 40:58you are, Like, don't be a pain in the ass, but you
- 41:00know, talk to them and say, you know, can I send postcards?
- 41:04Can I Can I send a poster? And I mean I've sent them
- 41:07to Europe as many times as I could, because because if you're not going
- 41:09to be there, at least your postcards will be there. And I will
- 41:12tell you, like, even if you're not there the first part of the
- 41:15week and you hear it coming the second part of the week, you want
- 41:16your postcards there on the table. I've had distributors that have gone to see
- 41:20the film because there was a postcard on the freaking table even though I wasn't
- 41:22there. So that's the first way to work your festival is to make sure
- 41:27you know and you got it. You have to ask because sometimes if festivals
- 41:30don't want your swag and they don't want all that, but like you know,
- 41:32you got it, try to have a presence. Then you know.
- 41:36I earned learned early on, don't have expectations about how you think it's going
- 41:39to go. So I have a funny story about more beutlefests, which I
- 41:45just I love it so much. But when I went there, I missed
- 41:47my film both times. The first time I got in an uber axe.
- 41:52For the first I was in such a bad it was like, you know
- 41:54that James Bond movie. I got stuck in a Day of the Dead parade
- 41:58and I was running and I was sobbing, and I was like me put
- 42:00ida, which was the only Spanish words I knew, and I was running
- 42:05and I was like, I couldn't. The taxicab driver dropped me off on
- 42:07the side of the freeway. I ran up. I ran into this huge
- 42:09parade. I got to my film right when it was over and got to
- 42:14do the Q and A with masscara running down my face. So in the
- 42:17second time, I mean it was a horror comedy. So that makes sense,
- 42:21yes, freaking what is it? Two two thousand miles to right?
- 42:28And then the second time at the film play twice, I was like,
- 42:31I'm gonna get there really early. So I got there really early, you
- 42:35know, like hat a gent tonic like talk to people. And then I
- 42:37found out two minutes before that it was canceled. Yeah, and then I
- 42:44got in a second ubract then on the way home. So like you'd think
- 42:47this would be like the worst situation, right, Well it wasn't. Because
- 42:51first of all, I, like I said I I was telling you earlier,
- 42:54I had stood in line for the opening night and I met my director
- 42:59there that of my current film, So if I hadn't gone to Morbido Fest,
- 43:01I never would have met him. And that the grammar was just so
- 43:05wonderful, Like I talked to him so many times. They've been so supportive.
- 43:07I wrote about them in my book. So you could look at that
- 43:10experience is like, oh my god, that was the worst experience in a
- 43:14world. Because you have this expectation that you're gonna go to the more Beato
- 43:15Fest, which is this amazing festival in Mexico City. You're gonna be like
- 43:19cob nabbing it, you're gonna be oh. And also I went to a
- 43:22there were supposed to be a party, and I went to I was there
- 43:23by myself and I spik Spanish, but there were supposed to be a party.
- 43:25I go to the party and the guy goes, no party here,
- 43:29no party here. So I went to a bar by myself, drinking,
- 43:31you know, margharita. And the next morning I saw on Instagram that they
- 43:34were all partying at the place where they told me there was no party.
- 43:37So they're kind of like a week but like but at the same time,
- 43:39like that's when I was like, I'd already kind of gotten. I'd gone
- 43:43to a few festivals where it was like your expectation of what you have no
- 43:46freaking idea what it's going to be, but like if you can just open
- 43:50it, open yourself up to it, something always, something amazing always comes
- 43:54out of even the worst festivals. I've been horrible festivals where I meet just
- 43:59one person that's so freaking amazing and they become like my best buddy and they
- 44:02help me so much. So the first thing is that they're trying not to
- 44:06have expectations to know that something positive will always come out of it, and
- 44:09then you want to be as prepared as possible with all your stuff. So
- 44:13like there was many times when I was the only one there with a poster
- 44:15and oh my god, a poster in an Easil postcards all that. I
- 44:20mean, I know that sounds simple. It's a pain in the ask to
- 44:22bring it. But yeah, if you have a poster in Easel, people
- 44:24we'll see, we'll tend to go to see your film over other people's films,
- 44:29right exactly. And it's it's it's just just an interesting the whole thing.
- 44:32I remember when I first my first I never forgot my first film festival.
- 44:37I ever got into um because I didn't know anything about premieres or if
- 44:40there was premieres or anything like that. So I submitted and got into the
- 44:45Ocean City Film Festival in New Jersey. It's amazing. Way to make it
- 44:52better, i won Best Director right like, right first first festival, I'm
- 44:58like a set. I'm like, this is gonna be easy. Like obviously
- 45:02everyone's seeing my genius situation, Like everyone's seeing my genius right away, this
- 45:08is all I should be directing a studio movie within a year. Yeah,
- 45:15And then I didn't get another award for like a year. Yeah, that's
- 45:19part too, Like when you get in the you don't get you can rejected
- 45:22about it, then you get, then you then you don't you know,
- 45:23because it comes in waves. I mean I feel like it kinds of waves.
- 45:27You'll get accepted to a bunch and then it'll be like eight or nine
- 45:30rejections. Oh yeah, it's it's films never going to get in another festival.
- 45:35No, no, it's crazy but so but the best part was when
- 45:37I looked them up and again, guys, this was two thousand and five.
- 45:40When I looked it up on their website, which if you could imagine
- 45:44what a two thousand and five website done by someone who doesn't know what a
- 45:45website is, it's absolutely brilliant. It was my film was being played at
- 45:52like Billy Bob's Crabshack, and that was where they were holding the festival.
- 45:57They were like basically just projecting it in the back of the bar and this
- 46:00guy and I think that went on for like two or three Um, I
- 46:05think it went on for two three years and then it closed. Would a
- 46:07great story, but one and I wish I would have gone. I wish
- 46:09I would have gone I would have been amazing, but but you just never
- 46:13you never know who you're going to meet. My best, my best story
- 46:16of working a festival is working Sundance because I didn't get into Sundance, but
- 46:21I work did so in two thousand. In two thousand and five, when
- 46:24my first film came out, my first short, Broken came out, I
- 46:28flew two Sundance even though we got rejected, and we were just gonna like
- 46:34make sure everybody at Sundance knew about our film. And we literally walked main
- 46:37Street on Park in Park City with a DVD portable DVD player, Oh my
- 46:43gosh, showing people, showing people the trailer, and we had postcards all
- 46:47over the place and people are like, can you where can I see this?
- 46:50And I would just send everybody to our website and I got so much
- 46:52attention. We actually got more attention than most of the film film. Yeah,
- 46:57you have to put yourself out there. That's thing, you know,
- 47:00like even if you're afraid and believe me, I'm I. I mean I
- 47:04was so happy to be like out there doing it so like sure, you
- 47:07know, but but but there is fear like that, you know, how
- 47:09am I going to talk to people you know, and it's like you just
- 47:13got to talk to people. You don't just pitch pitch people. You get
- 47:15to know people and you like and sometimes it's even better if you don't have
- 47:20your sometimes it's even better. It's fun, or if you have your team
- 47:22with you, but sometimes it's better even if you're by yourself because you need
- 47:27more people that way. Yeah, absolutely, And I think that was it
- 47:30that year that we did it. I think one year we actually wrote we
- 47:34created our own passes so well the parties, so we actually created a like
- 47:39this ridiculous pass that would not fool anybody. But again this is two thousand
- 47:45and five, Soars Sundance was a little bit different, and it just said
- 47:46all access. That's all I said. It was just at all access,
- 47:51you have no idea. But that takes so much HOOTSPA Like. I love
- 47:54that. They're probably like knew, knew it was bullshit, but they were
- 47:59like, oh man, yeah, let these guys in because no idea.
- 48:02How many places we got it because we acted like we were in the festival
- 48:08and we're like oh yeah, yeah, yeah and this, and we would
- 48:10leave our postcards it like sun Dances like Headquarters and then like go back and
- 48:15then they're like, who's this guy? And you see it all in the
- 48:16garbage cans. We picked them out of the garbage can. We put them
- 48:19like. It was just straight up. It was just straight up hustling,
- 48:22like hard, hard, course up. But we met hustling, but we
- 48:25met producers distributors that way. We had um. It led to me flying
- 48:30up to They flew me up to Toronto too, when we were going to
- 48:34try to make the feature and all this kind of craziness all because we went
- 48:38to a festival that we weren't accepted in. Yeah, and they work it.
- 48:43You talk to people you like, gotta really I mean parties, parties.
- 48:45We were we were parties. Like when I was at Monster Ploosa,
- 48:49I just walked up and down the line because I knew that people were there
- 48:52not to see films, and I just was like, here, here's a
- 48:55lunch, ladies here not we pleased show up at my show? All right?
- 48:59So so this is so this I'm gonna tell this story. I don't
- 49:01know if I should tell this story, but I think yes, please do.
- 49:04If it's embarrassing, tell it. It's not embarrassing. It's actually it's
- 49:07a hack. It's one of the many hacks to be discovered at okay,
- 49:13all right, but it does affect somebody else, so we knew so.
- 49:16So because we were hustling so much. There was this one agent at CIA
- 49:22that we met there at some parties and he was a he was a prick
- 49:25um and he wasn't very nice, but we knew his name. So what
- 49:30we would do is we would go to a party up in the hills at
- 49:34one of these giant houses and they're like, where's the list, and like,
- 49:37hi, John John Smith from CIA, and they're like, go right
- 49:42on, name mister Smith. And we would get there early before John would
- 49:45get there. That would because because he treated us badly. So and what
- 49:52we would do is so I would get in and then I would walk in
- 49:55and I find an exit or somewhere and I would let my and I let
- 50:00my buddy in on the side. We'll be right back after a word from
- 50:05our sponsor and now back to the show. So we're there, like I
- 50:14never forgot it. We were at this giant house, uh, in the
- 50:16middle of you know, up in the hills in Park City, and we're
- 50:20like partying next to like Paul Walker, Elijah Wood, Paris Hilton was there
- 50:25at the time. I mean we were just like this, it's awesome,
- 50:31Oh my god, heavily we're here. But that's but you know, that
- 50:36was I was younger, I was more foolish and things. Times were different,
- 50:40guys, Times were different. But um, don't do that to any
- 50:45ages that are cool guys, please, But but it was a way it
- 50:49was and we and one other trick that we did is we got to Sundance
- 50:52probably a day too early while they were setting up, and we became and
- 50:58we became friends with the door guys. That's smart too, So we walked
- 51:01in, we became friends, We befriended them, we bought them a couple
- 51:05of drinks here and there. So when the parties were happening on main Street,
- 51:09we just walk up and like Bubba and Bubba would let us write in.
- 51:14And that was and that and we were able to get into parties that
- 51:16we had no business being in. Whatsoever, none, none, whats like?
- 51:21People are like, is that? Why who are these people? What
- 51:24the hell? How did these idiots? What's all access? What is that
- 51:28about? So? Um, oh no, I should write a book just
- 51:31on my Sundance adventures. That's why I made my movie Ego and Desire,
- 51:34because I'd love I just love mine. Yeah, I just started watching it.
- 51:37I thought so funny the beginning the girls help pissed off like she was
- 51:40thinking all the credits because that never happens, Never happens in filmmaking. Ever,
- 51:46never egos egos in filmmaking. Never in a million years would that happened.
- 51:52Um so, um so let me get oh and show up. The
- 51:57other thing, too, is to show up, like if you know it's
- 52:00cost a thousand dollars, go to the festivals, Like I mean, I
- 52:04saved a little nesting and I found out, you know, using Scot's Flights,
- 52:07which is amazing, that you could go to Europe for pretty much the
- 52:09same price as you can go to New York City to see a festival,
- 52:13because a lot of the foreign festivals will pay for your hotels or they'll put
- 52:15for for you know, food or whatever you know. And I just can't
- 52:21tell you, like how valuable it was just meeting just going and meeting people,
- 52:25and especially if you're if you're not in LA or New York or Austin
- 52:30or or a hub where there's a lot of filmmakers or Atlanta Um. You
- 52:36you get to interact with your kind, your your people. You meet other
- 52:42filmmakers, you meet other producers, you meet other writers, and the and
- 52:45the networking that you do at these festivals, even if it's a little hole
- 52:49in the wall, festival's important. There's somebody there that you can meet.
- 52:52You have no idea who you can meet there. And sometimes there's a panelist
- 52:57who's on a panel somewhere and you walk up after words and you and you
- 53:00introduce yourself. And it's a weird thing at a festival, Like you couldn't
- 53:06do that on the streets of la but at a festival. But at a
- 53:08festival it's it's acceptable to a certain extent. Like if they're at the bar,
- 53:13you can walk up to them and oh, totally befriend the What do
- 53:16you do? Yeah? Do you have any advice? All this stuff?
- 53:20By the way, if you do meet somebody at a festival that's like,
- 53:23you know, big writer or a big director, big producer, don't just
- 53:27start asking them for things. Please? Can I buy you a drink?
- 53:31Uh? You know what advice? Do you know? What advice do you
- 53:35have? In But don't go hey, can you see my movie. Hey
- 53:37can you Hey, hey, I got this script. Don't don't don't do
- 53:39that, don't you. You know. The other good way too is I
- 53:43know this goes without saying, but this happened. I mean this happened,
- 53:45and I talked about this book too. Um. Another way to make sure
- 53:51that you work at festival is freaking support the other filmmakers, see their films,
- 53:54and when you go to a block and your film is played, don't
- 53:57get up after years is done. Watch the films, right, because they'll
- 54:01see you do that and not like really nothing is like worst will than going
- 54:08to a block and somebody gets up in the middle after their film is done
- 54:12and doesn't watch the rest of the filmmakers to support them. Yeah, there's
- 54:15there's that. Yeah, yeah, I've I've been in those. I've been
- 54:20in those as well, and I've been filmmakers are your like best. The
- 54:23worst is when you get to a film, when you're at a film festival
- 54:27and like the only people in the audience are you and the crew. Yeah
- 54:30that's and there's like, okay, we bought the ten tickets, Okay,
- 54:35I see there's some sort of pretty Once in a while, there's a small
- 54:37audience and yeah, which is great, Which is great, and you're like,
- 54:40oh bummer, it's a small audience. But I've learned to love small
- 54:43audiences too, because sometimes you could have a huge audience and not a single
- 54:46person who could do anything for you. You could have a small audience and
- 54:49there's somebody there that can help you in some way or wants to help you.
- 54:52Right, Never look down on it. Even a small audience. You
- 54:55just don't know who's in that audience. I'm gonna I wanna tell one more
- 55:00story. When I was at the Toronto Film Festival in two thousand and five
- 55:04or six, somebody, one of the producers who I was working with at
- 55:08the time, They're like, hey, we're distributing this film. Here's a
- 55:12ticket to go see this film. And it was like a like an independent
- 55:15film. I'm like cool. So I went and we sat there and I
- 55:20was with my partner, my producing partner, and we look in the back
- 55:23and they're like, is that Roger Ebert sitting shut in the corner of the
- 55:31theater And he goes I think it is. I'm like, let's go up
- 55:36and talk to him. This is before the movie starts. I'm like let's
- 55:37let's go up and talk to Roger Ebert. So we walk up over to
- 55:40Roger Ebert, and Roger, you know, we're like, oh my god,
- 55:45Roger, you're like the best, Like, you know, we're such
- 55:46a big fans of yours all this stuff. So we're talking to Roger Ebert,
- 55:50and all of a sudden and then we start like we start yapping about
- 55:53our film, like, oh, we got this, We've got our movie,
- 55:57and we did it for like eight thousand dollars, and it's got like
- 55:59one hundred visual efect shots in it, and we shot it with it's a
- 56:00digital camera and it looks like film and all this kind of stuff, and
- 56:02we're just sputing things off. There is nowhere in my mind that I believe
- 56:07that Roger Ebert will ever watch my film. That's not even that has not
- 56:10even crossed my mind at all. I'm just expressing. I'm just expressing.
- 56:16I'm just expressing. I'm just expressing to Roger Ebert, who's an idol of
- 56:22mine, what I've done as a filmmaker. And then in the middle of
- 56:24the conversation, I see something change in his eyes and he kind of tilts
- 56:29his head and he goes, can I take a picture of you guys?
- 56:32And I said, sure, Roger Ebert, that would be awesome because he
- 56:37had he had his like he carried around like you know, this is before
- 56:40iPhone, so he carried around his you know, his digital his camera with
- 56:45him. So he and he, you know, we take a picture.
- 56:49He takes a picture of both of us, and I'm the only ignorant thing
- 56:52in my mind is like, well, now I could ask him for a
- 56:54picture too, because he asked for one of ours. Because I wasn't going
- 56:58to ask him for one until this happened, because I've not got guy.
- 57:01I didn't want to be like, get picture, but you took one of
- 57:05me, so now it's fair. I want to take a picture with you.
- 57:07And he's like sure, So I got a picture with Roger U.
- 57:12And then he's like, you know, this story would make a nice little
- 57:15story for my blog about up and coming technologies and all of this, because
- 57:22all the up and coming technologies and filmmakers using this stuff. I'm like,
- 57:24great, would you like to watch our movie? Bam, here's a DVD
- 57:30and we happen to have our DVD with us, and he's like, sure,
- 57:34I'll take it, so he took it and we're like great, you
- 57:37know because originally, as we were talking and talking, he's like, guys,
- 57:40I can't, I don't, I can't watch your film. It's not
- 57:44in the festival and there's only so many hours in a day I have.
- 57:47And we're like, Roger, of course you're not going to watch our film.
- 57:51You're Roger Ebert. Why in God's green Earth would you watch our little
- 57:54eight thousand dollars short film from West Palm Beach, Florida, Like that makes
- 57:58no sense to me. I made him want to watch I'm sorry. So
- 58:00then he grabbed it. He took it, and we're like, Okay,
- 58:02he'll never watch that, but that was really nice of him to do that.
- 58:06We got a picture with Roger Ebert. That's all we got. So
- 58:07we fly back to Florida. When we land, our emails blowing up because
- 58:13everyone's like, Roger Eber reviewed your film on his blog and wrote a story
- 58:17about you. I'm like what. And we went to his website and oh
- 58:23my god, it's there. It's still there. It's still, it's still
- 58:27there. He wrote a long article about a bunch of films he watched,
- 58:31and he in that article. He also wrote about us that he watched the
- 58:36film. He gave us two lines in the movie, effective and professional.
- 58:40What does it? What do you say? Oh? God it? I
- 58:43used to repeat it like on verbatim, but he's like, oh, the
- 58:46mastery of horror imagery and techniques. I'm like, holy cow. But he
- 58:52was. He was vibing on your authenticity and your passion, so I would
- 58:55I had similar things happen like that. But it was a situation and it
- 59:00claim up Brown Where Friends twenty four. There's a million filmmakers and they came
- 59:02up to me and I got to have my little film on Friends twenty four.
- 59:07You know, it was an amazing setitive section. But he said,
- 59:09I said, why me, He goes, because you were so passionate and
- 59:14excited about your film, So that like translates, that's you know, that's
- 59:17a you know, bringing that up. I'm sure that's why he probably was
- 59:20like, there's no way in hell I'm going to see these guys film,
- 59:22but your passion and your authenticity about it and not pushing it. He was
- 59:27like, I got to see this and I'll never forget. I will never
- 59:31forget that to the day I die. That a giant like Roger Ebert gave
- 59:36a little, a little he sprinkled a little magic dust on us, and
- 59:39then from that there ever was still the best, still the best film critics
- 59:44in history of film critics. Yeah, but he because of that whoa and
- 59:49because of that attention. I that was my lead way exactly every festival,
- 59:55I'm like Roger Ebert reviewed it. We'll be right back, or a word
- 1:00:00from our sponsor and now back to the show. Roger. Yeah. See,
- 1:00:08that's what I mean, like when you you never know, like who's
- 1:00:10going to be there and what you're in is going to be I mean,
- 1:00:13I've talked about this before, Like I've been in festivals, you know,
- 1:00:15with films that have gone to sunday As where they the people in Sundayans didn't
- 1:00:19their film, They did nothing with their film, They didn't promote it.
- 1:00:22They were just like I'm I was in Sundance, right, Their film didn't
- 1:00:24go anyway. It just it was Sundance and that was it, right,
- 1:00:29So you got it. So you know, like you you don't have to
- 1:00:30get in sun you know, it's it's what you do with your film,
- 1:00:34where and who you the passion that you exude when you're you're there and you
- 1:00:37you meet Roger eBird. It's it was the most and it was such an
- 1:00:43it was like like you were talking about earlier, is like how did these
- 1:00:46things happen? There was no reason for us to be there. There would
- 1:00:50have been never in everything. Everything just happened, like I met this person
- 1:00:54that they like, I feel like you just drew that dude too. Oh
- 1:00:58no, there's yeah, there was an energy their thing there no question.
- 1:01:00But then you're like, okay, here's the ticket to the screening of this
- 1:01:04obscure independent film from Australia. Then and then I just happened to be showed
- 1:01:08up and I showed up and oh my god, there's like the universe gave
- 1:01:12me the ticket and a lot of people be like, oh, you know
- 1:01:14what, I'm just gonna go have a drink with my butt, you know,
- 1:01:15you know, like I'm gonna go never and that and that that one
- 1:01:21moment, that one moment opened up so many doors and I got called by
- 1:01:25like I said, Oscar winning producer. Oh my god, yeah, this
- 1:01:30kind of stuff. I mean, the stamp of approval. Yeah it was
- 1:01:34and for a short film that wasn't in the Festival in two thousand and five.
- 1:01:37He doesn't even he doesn't, he doesn't work there. He doesn't.
- 1:01:40Yeah, I mean he does. I think there isn't the only times I've
- 1:01:44ever heard him even reviewing a short. And when I say review, I
- 1:01:45use that term very loosely. He watched it and gave me two sentences,
- 1:01:50talked about it and he said, thinking about it and you can use it.
- 1:01:52And it was positive. He said something positive. That was and he
- 1:01:57and he was so kind. I could have said it, but he was
- 1:02:01the Thing about him is he was kind when he didn't need to be kind.
- 1:02:06He was supportive when he didn't need to be supportive, and that is
- 1:02:09that is the hallmark of a great, great person in our business. Because
- 1:02:15and I've heard this, I've heard similar stories about Steven Spielberg constantly throughout and
- 1:02:22I interview many of his collaborators. I've spoken to many people who've worked with
- 1:02:28him on the writing side, on the cinematography side, on the producing side,
- 1:02:31and I hear the same things about Steven, that he does things behind
- 1:02:35the scenes that you just like, oh my god, he has no reason
- 1:02:38to be he there's no need for him to be to you always hear good
- 1:02:43stuff about James Cameron. James Cameron, well, James Cameron, let me,
- 1:02:47I'd love Jim. I mean, Jim's Jim. He's there's no other
- 1:02:51filmmaker like him. Good stuff behind the scenes about him. I've heard those
- 1:02:54good stuff too. He helps, he helps when he can help. I've
- 1:02:58heard there's also those legendary stories about his temper on set. But um,
- 1:03:06but he's he's mellowed over the years. And I know a lot of people
- 1:03:07who've worked with Jim as well. Um. I actually know one of his
- 1:03:12neighbors, uh so, and he told me stories. I was like,
- 1:03:16he has what uh so, Um, what does he do? That's amazing.
- 1:03:22But there's there's these giants who who are kind when they don't need to
- 1:03:27be kind. You know, I got a I got an autograph from George
- 1:03:31Lucas in Middle from when he was not that's just his book. I wish
- 1:03:38that was a Stanley Kubrick. But but yeah, like he didn't happen,
- 1:03:44Yeah, he didn't have to be that nice. So there's these giants who
- 1:03:46are nice and are that don't need to be nice, And that's such a
- 1:03:51refreshing thing. And Roder Eberts story is one of those. But anyway we
- 1:03:54could keeping we could keep yapping about this for hours. Where can people?
- 1:04:00Where can people buy your book? Um? So you can get it at
- 1:04:02my website. Hey, I'm Clarissa Ja. Or you can get it.
- 1:04:06Um Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Target, Sunbury Press published it, so
- 1:04:13you can get it there. Um. If you get it for my website,
- 1:04:15I'll send you some lunch ladies swag in the book. Um. If
- 1:04:19you get it from Amazon, you're probably gonna get a cheaper You can get
- 1:04:21it on a kindle. Um, you know. So yeah, is it
- 1:04:25an audiobook yet or not yet? No, it's not. When you stopped,
- 1:04:32when you stopped talking to me, you're gonna stop start recording your audiobook
- 1:04:38and we'll talk about it afterwards. Um. I'm gonna ask you if I
- 1:04:40ask you a few questions. I ask all my guests, what advice would
- 1:04:44you have for a filmmaker trying to break into the business today. The biggest
- 1:04:48thing for me always is to surround yourself, to find a class and surround
- 1:04:53yourself with people that will hold you up and help you and to keep learning.
- 1:04:58So, what is the lesson that took you the longest to learn,
- 1:05:00whether in the film industry or in life, that I am enough. Everybody
- 1:05:06talks a lot about filmmakers and artists having egos, but you know, I
- 1:05:14always felt, and I know a lot of people feel this way, that
- 1:05:15you just I just wasn't no matter how many classes I took, that I
- 1:05:19just or no matter how much I did it, that there was that I
- 1:05:23just wasn't enough, that I couldn't, you know. And then when I
- 1:05:26just kind of set back into like I'm enough and they're either going to get
- 1:05:30me or not get me, the things started to turn for me. Like
- 1:05:34when you have when you can find that belief in yourself, and I have
- 1:05:39this, like I have this crazy story, like when I'm in my twenties.
- 1:05:42So I when I was an actress, I wanted to be on Mad
- 1:05:45TV, and I like, and this is a perfect example, I wanted
- 1:05:47to be a Mad TV and I just bug them and bug them and bug
- 1:05:49them for an audition. And I finally get to go to this audition and
- 1:05:53you had to do three characters in an impersonation. So I decide that I'm
- 1:05:56going to dress up as my character, which was a Bengal lady Betty,
- 1:06:00the Bengal Lady, and carry up a suitcase with all my clothes and do
- 1:06:03my whole little stand up thing with them. So I show up to the
- 1:06:06audition and I'm the only one dressed up and all these girls are kind of
- 1:06:11talking, and I hear like the lady at the front desk doesn't know that
- 1:06:15I hear, but I hear her go, Clarissa Jacobson's here. You should
- 1:06:18see her, right, And I felt so mortified and so embarrassed. Instead
- 1:06:23of just being in that place of like a I'm awesome, I showed up.
- 1:06:27So when I did my audition, I did Okay, I wasn't.
- 1:06:30I just was like I was off. I was off because I was upset
- 1:06:32about it. I didn't get I didn't get on my TV. But years
- 1:06:35later I read that Pee Wee Herman did the same thing for Saturday Night Live,
- 1:06:40and the difference between him and me was he was so completely in his
- 1:06:45own like, fuck, yeah, I'm showing up in my clothes, I'm
- 1:06:47going to do my thing, and he owned it. And I look back
- 1:06:51as like a younger artist about think just not owning my ideas. Yeah that's
- 1:07:00that. Yeah, it was so funny because I've actually in my first feature,
- 1:07:04I worked with Debrah Wilson and uh and Jie Michelleman, both Mad TV
- 1:07:09alumni. Oh really yes, and they tell me stories all the time about
- 1:07:14oh my god, that's the golden days of Mad TV and stuff. But
- 1:07:16I just was like, if so many times, if I had just owned
- 1:07:19because I actually had a freaking good idea. I mean, it was good
- 1:07:21enough for Pemie Herman. It's those girls were just being haters. They were
- 1:07:26just being haters, you know, And if you could just be authentic with
- 1:07:30who you are, that is what's that's what makes you stand out. If
- 1:07:33you're authentic and you own your space. Like Andy Kaufman. Come on,
- 1:07:39I mean come on, I mean, like you look at Andy Kaufman.
- 1:07:42He owned everything he did to a level that is beyond normal human capacity.
- 1:07:48And he did it. He did at such a level that they're just like,
- 1:07:51well, he's we don't understand what he's doing. Let him sit next
- 1:07:56to that record player and seeing Might and Mighty Mouse. I just love him
- 1:08:00like it's you like, oh my god, It's like, but that's the
- 1:08:01authenticity, the new idea. Don't let the haters get you down, Own
- 1:08:06It, Own, Own It and three of You and three of your favorite
- 1:08:10films of all time, the Mexican film sount to song great. I don't
- 1:08:15know if you've seen that, vaguely sounds familiar. Okay, a girl walks
- 1:08:19home alone and I'm sixteen candles, nice mix. John Hughes is a genius,
- 1:08:31John, and write teens like even today, nobody writes teens like John
- 1:08:35Hughes. Amen. Amen, But Clissa, thank you so much for being
- 1:08:40on the show. It has been a it's been a joy talking to you.
- 1:08:44And I hope, I hope a whole bunch of filmmakers go out and
- 1:08:46read the book because it is a guy to really helping you through these treacherous
- 1:08:50waters. And and uh, I appreciate you so thank you again for being
- 1:08:55on the show. Thanks so much, Alex, it was really fun.
- 1:08:59I want to thank Claire's us so much for coming on the show and dropping
- 1:09:00her knowledge bombs on the tribe. Thank you so much, Clarisa. If
- 1:09:03you want to get links to anything we spoke about in this episode, head
- 1:09:08over to the show notes at Bulletproof Screenwriting dot tv forard slash three well one,
- 1:09:13Thank you so much for listening guys. As always, keep on writing
- 1:09:15no matter what. I'll talk to you soon. Thanks for listening to the
- 1:09:18Bulletproof Screenwriting podcast at Bulletproof Screenwriting dot tv.