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FULL SHOW: The Big Reality Show · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hot ache.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome this.
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  Speaker 3: Big show, really Jason Heights night.
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  Speaker 4: Mind and key I'll get aa mad barsards. Great to
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  Speaker 4: have your company on this gloomy Tuesday afternoon. It is
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  Speaker 4: the fifth of May twenty twenty sixth and you, my friends,
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  Speaker 4: as always listening to the big show brought to you
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  Speaker 4: by Toledos.
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  Speaker 3: Toledo.
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  Speaker 4: I've got to say one of my favorite things when
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  Speaker 4: I turn up to the office mogis went when you
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  Speaker 4: choose to wear your tidy whitey T shirt really shows
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  Speaker 4: off everything and deaddy as always you stand' looking great,
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  Speaker 4: house life.
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  Speaker 1: Getting pretty grassy, your mad dog, your six son of
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  Speaker 1: a me, shock and sleep man. That's goddamn cat. I've
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  Speaker 1: got shit. Chris wakes me up all night long, all
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  Speaker 1: night long, and my wife's way of dealing with it
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  Speaker 1: is to say, just ignore it and it will stop,
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  Speaker 1: and then she goes back to sleep. Yeah, and I
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  Speaker 1: stay wait for the next three hours. So it's not
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  Speaker 1: working for me, but my wife's really happy. Cats thrilled
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  Speaker 1: as well.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, just on that front, Bogie, I'm a little bit
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  Speaker 4: worried about Jizz my cat. Yes, she's just sleeping all
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  Speaker 4: the time. She's she seems to have lost her joy
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  Speaker 4: de vive vivo. So maybe I need to get Jizz
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  Speaker 4: hanging out with your box of joy, Chris.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, just just zr up a bit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we could have a playdate. The cats could come
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  Speaker 1: as well.
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  Speaker 5: Hey renamed both cats weird.
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  Speaker 3: Your hair is looking great today, you can.
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  Speaker 4: Really Have you been on TV or something?
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  Speaker 3: No, not yet.
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  Speaker 5: You've done something with your helmet there, what's the guy?
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  Speaker 5: I don't have a helmet. That's been pretty. It hasn't
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  Speaker 5: really done much since I left the house, to be honest.
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  Speaker 5: But in terms of my hair, yere. We filmed an
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  Speaker 5: episode of Game and two Halves this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you did so.
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  Speaker 5: The makeup artist who's lovely, she just.
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  Speaker 1: Got a sense of humor.
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  Speaker 5: She she put some stuff in my hair there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's looking very buffy, is it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Very?
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  Speaker 1: It looks great.
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  Speaker 3: It's looking very meeting.
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  Speaker 1: You and I have got similar here, but you do
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  Speaker 1: a lot more with yours. Think, thank you.
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  Speaker 5: These are some of the weirdest compliments I've ever had.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what they are.
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  Speaker 1: How are you looking?
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  Speaker 3: How are you going to look at herself?
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  Speaker 1: Now you look?
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  Speaker 3: I'm good. Thanks fellas can play and you ship. You
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  Speaker 3: guys just don't miss a beat, do you. That is
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  Speaker 3: a brand new ship. It's not brand new hand.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, my wife's been shopping again for old Hordy j So, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I thought i'd give it a give it a try out.
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  Speaker 3: What do you think?
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  Speaker 1: It's great? I love it and it looks brand new.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, what's coming up? What's happening on the Big Show
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  Speaker 3: with old Mogi.
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  Speaker 1: We've got a her of an announcement around the Brecky
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  Speaker 1: V Big Show Challenge that's happening. The old bench Press
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  Speaker 1: fellows will be hogging into that later on. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if you guys have heard of the super So
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  Speaker 1: there's a New Zealand International Comedy Festival going on at
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  Speaker 1: the moment. Tony Lyle a Tony Lyle is one of
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  Speaker 1: the names attending. He was They did some kind of
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  Speaker 1: a shin dig on the Friday night. A lot of
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  Speaker 1: the people from here went to it said he was
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  Speaker 1: nearly very good, very good, excellent, excellent, that was That
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  Speaker 1: was it. So we'll be having a term later on.
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  Speaker 1: And old Mogi, I'm getting getting a new car. Feelers,
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  Speaker 1: it's exciting, so I need your advice. Keezy Jays. You
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  Speaker 1: can listen and if you want, man.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, I'll you know, chip in where I can feelings.
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  Speaker 1: And from the audience as well. It's pretty exciting, haven't
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  Speaker 1: new car? For ages?
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  Speaker 3: Should we kick off with a bit of tenacious tea.
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  Speaker 2: The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Head.
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  Speaker 4: Like a hole there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
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  Speaker 4: this Tuesday afternoon. The time is thirteen minutes past four o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: Fellas, I need a new car. Sad state of affairs
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  Speaker 1: for old Maggie my Nissan Tita. She's all over, it's
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  Speaker 1: gone to the pack. The engine blew up and I
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  Speaker 1: was going to get it fixed at her mechanics, but
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  Speaker 1: then that the mechanics burnt down. Yeah I remember, so
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  Speaker 1: that's permanently closed. I looked it up yesterday. Permanently closed.
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  Speaker 1: No good. So they would rather burn down the mechanics
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  Speaker 1: than work on your work. Yeah, that's what the guy said.
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  Speaker 1: Then I had my Aqua hatchback and that got left.
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  Speaker 1: That got left out on the street and we just
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  Speaker 1: left it outside of mate's place, just parked it there.
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  Speaker 1: The council towed it and sold it to fear. How
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  Speaker 1: long was a park there? A couple of months, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a couple of months. But on a street where it's
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  Speaker 1: legal to park, you know, there's no you don't need
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  Speaker 1: any kind of permits or anything like that. So I
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  Speaker 1: would have thought perfectly fine. Apparently not. I also had
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  Speaker 1: one thousand dollars worth of parking fines turn up in
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  Speaker 1: the last week for that car, So that's that's good ship.
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  Speaker 1: So now I need a new car, and I'm just wondering,
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  Speaker 1: feel as if you can give us a hand because
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  Speaker 1: I need to choose something, and I know you've got
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  Speaker 1: your ear, your wonky ear on to the ground of
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  Speaker 1: the chising. When it comes to new cars, what do
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  Speaker 1: you reckon? Brother? I mean, obviously I want I want
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  Speaker 1: nothing but the best.
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  Speaker 3: We have, leather seats for a start, hang for me.
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  Speaker 1: I want safety features because I've got a young family,
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  Speaker 1: so you've got there's five stars.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, hang on, I thought you hated safety features.
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  Speaker 4: You turn them off? I do, yeah, but I like
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  Speaker 4: to have the options if I want. Yeah, safety.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, five stars safety rating.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you writing this down?
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  Speaker 3: I'm just because I've got he's not.
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  Speaker 1: Writing it down. And that's just a picture of a diddle.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's a dick and balls. That's weird that
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  Speaker 1: you're just drawing that. So I guess you know. The
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  Speaker 1: safety thing is important to me. But if if it
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  Speaker 1: was between safety and messaging seats, will put message in seats?
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  Speaker 3: Oh you want message front and rear because you can
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  Speaker 3: get the heated seats too.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, I don't no, I needed to have those on
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  Speaker 1: the list.
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  Speaker 4: So heated were here, heated massage seats yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Five stars. Okay, damn. I find that my wife and
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  Speaker 1: I we sort of run at different temperatures, like in bed,
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  Speaker 1: She's always running extremely hot and I'm running cold. So
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  Speaker 1: I need to be naked when I'm in bed. So
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  Speaker 1: if we can get multi zone climate control, multi zone, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: climate control, climate control, yeah right. I'm a little bit
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  Speaker 1: worried about pollution, particularly in the CBD here in Auckland.
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  Speaker 1: So purification systems. One of those panoramic glass roofs.
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  Speaker 5: Oh wow, those are so cool, panoramic roof Okay, one
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  Speaker 5: a little bar fridge in there, a bar Bridge.
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  Speaker 1: Just in the back.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, nice, a few beers, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah
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  Speaker 4: in the back, heart out.
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  Speaker 3: That sounds great.
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  Speaker 1: Just a few beers.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe if you have a little video screen or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, one one video screen, just one. Well if that
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  Speaker 1: could be in the sort of the wind screen and
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  Speaker 1: then everybody can see it, because I don't like people
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  Speaker 1: end up watching different things, like my wife will she'll
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  Speaker 1: have sort of an iPad daughter or have an iPad
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  Speaker 1: in the back, and then I'm on my phone driving
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  Speaker 1: and it sort of feels like you want to have
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  Speaker 1: that family experience if you're driving. Cigarette lighter, yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: get those these days. Well, this will be the thing. Man.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to have to check it down because I
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  Speaker 1: don't like having to look around for my lighter. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: with a cigarette lighter, I always know where.
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  Speaker 4: It is amazing how many accidents that causes when you're
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  Speaker 4: you know, trying to find your SINGI lighter. It's shocking,
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  Speaker 4: it's terrible. And you've had a few beersies in the back.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you're nice. Yeah, yeah, good stuff, and uh, you
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  Speaker 1: know the three hundred Then you get to the safety stuff,
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  Speaker 1: the three hundred and sixty degrees thround view cameras right,
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  Speaker 1: night vision.
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  Speaker 5: Night vision, night vision? Well enough, night vision. Are you
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  Speaker 5: describing like a car from a comic book or something?
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  Speaker 1: No, for like the you know, the thermal heating and
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  Speaker 1: all of that sort of thing.
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  Speaker 3: What about too, because you're quite a well known sort
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  Speaker 3: of character. Tinted windows, window.
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  Speaker 1: And a big picture of old Mogi on the side.
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  Speaker 5: You want, so you want it to be tinted, but
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  Speaker 5: then you want a photo of your house?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, just people know that he's in the but they
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  Speaker 4: can't see they can't see me punching the daries and
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  Speaker 4: watching a movie, so you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, all right, so I've got all those things. What's
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  Speaker 5: your budget? Three K, three K, three thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Three news, Yes, New Zealand dollars, New Zealand. Well, an
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  Speaker 1: electric because petrol is a bastard at the moment.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, three ground. I don't know if we're going to
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  Speaker 5: be able to get all of these.
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  Speaker 1: Well we'll see here we go.
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  Speaker 5: But suggestions, yeah, three four eight three If anyone has
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  Speaker 5: any recommendations for Moggie's new k's got three grand to
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  Speaker 5: spend every text on three four eight three in the
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  Speaker 5: draw for fifty bucks cash thanks to Toledos.
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  Speaker 3: Here's Nevana.
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  Speaker 2: The Darchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
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  Speaker 2: in week days at four on.
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  Speaker 4: Radio Audio Slave There on the radio Hodarky Big Show.
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  Speaker 3: This Tuesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 4: The time is twenty six minutes past four o'clock and
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  Speaker 4: Maggie wants to buy a car. He's just listed all
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  Speaker 4: the things he's wanted and said car.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so he's come to me because I know my
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  Speaker 5: car's a feelers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. There's the thing about you, man, you know your cars.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, five star safety.
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  Speaker 3: I agree with that, it's what you want.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, messaging, slash, heating seats, yeah, jeel zone, climate control, yes, panoramic.
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  Speaker 1: Roof, so the whole roof is see the sky.
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  Speaker 5: The sky, siggy lighter yeah, night vision.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. I remember. There's a big promise back in the day,
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  Speaker 1: like in the future. You know that that are that
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  Speaker 1: you can do steamers in your seat. You know that
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  Speaker 1: there will be like a polo in your seat, because
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  Speaker 1: that was the big promise, wasn't it, That you can't
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  Speaker 1: could fly and that you'd never have to stop. You
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  Speaker 1: could just take a dumb we were driving. Can I
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  Speaker 1: get that? Think of all be able to do poos
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  Speaker 1: we drive.
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  Speaker 4: Think of all the time, you know, when you're doing
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  Speaker 4: the long trips all the time, you'd say, you just
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  Speaker 4: take a massive steamer in the seat.
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  Speaker 1: There's that.
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  Speaker 5: So if you had to choose between flying cars, I'm
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  Speaker 5: being able to do poos we drive, what would you
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  Speaker 5: choose stems.
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  Speaker 4: Because you would have to have some sort of bedet
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  Speaker 4: action going on too, presumably because you don't want to
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  Speaker 4: be wiping after you've done the steamer. You want to
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  Speaker 4: jet there?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I feel excited checked here, Yes, at night vision
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  Speaker 5: and you wanted a really big screen that's like the
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  Speaker 5: windshield changes to like a movie screen.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, can be watching the same thing while you're driving,
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  Speaker 1: because I find that in the screen. You know these
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  Speaker 1: days with people the screens there, they're going to their
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  Speaker 1: own little bubbles keezy, and we are in a bubble
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  Speaker 1: and the car, aren't we for all intents and purposes,
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  Speaker 1: So we should just watch the one thing altogether as
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  Speaker 1: a fan. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Obviously one caveat you had, or one sort of issue
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  Speaker 5: we have to tackle here is you've got three grand
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  Speaker 5: to spend.
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  Speaker 3: Why is that an issue?
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  Speaker 5: It's just because that's four figures have you have you
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  Speaker 5: heard of the saying champagne taste, lemonade budget.
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  Speaker 1: Oh something, that was the other one. There's another way
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  Speaker 1: of saying that. No lamb dress.
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  Speaker 3: Dress lamb yeah, yeah, right, like your trucky.
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  Speaker 5: No hang on, no, no, no, no no. I don't
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  Speaker 5: think that saying applies here. I don't think you can
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  Speaker 5: afford most of these things with three thousand dollars, so
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  Speaker 5: we have to prioritize them, like do you need night vision?
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  Speaker 1: Do you really need night vision? Well? Steamers in the seats?
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  Speaker 1: Is that possible or is that?
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  Speaker 3: Look if you is that really your number one priority?
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  Speaker 1: This is an option. We could just go nappies, to
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  Speaker 1: wear a nappy, yeah, or like all right, I'm willing.
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  Speaker 5: To okay, so five star safety I'm taking I take
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  Speaker 5: it that's a prioriti one or one.
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  Speaker 4: As long as it has one of those sort of
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  Speaker 4: puffy balloon things when you're.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, so five just for me, just the drivers,
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  Speaker 1: so it doesn't have to be in the back or
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  Speaker 1: for the passengers, so just for you, yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 5: Climate control, duel zone window, we can go with just windows, okay,
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  Speaker 5: and what about long as the windows open? Messaging slash
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  Speaker 5: heated seats. You don't need that a when you've got
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  Speaker 5: the nappy on, man, it'll be heated if you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you could just do wheeze in your nappy and
• 12:29
  Speaker 4: that would be like a little hot water blanket, wouldn't it.
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: Hot water blanket? Yeah?
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: I could take a hot water bottle in there.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, had whole water bottle plus wearing the nappy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Cigarette lighters are different though, way.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, alright, you got three grand? All right, one
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  Speaker 1: of things I'm not willing to sacrifice. Yeah, fair enough, man.
• 12:48
  Speaker 5: A lot of ticks coming here on three four eight
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  Speaker 5: three one bloke. Heid's got a ninety ninety seven two doors,
• 12:53
  Speaker 5: Toyota Starlet, absolute beast and a woman magnet.
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  Speaker 1: It's is here a woman magnet?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, ninety seven Toyota Starlet.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah they're great. I drove up to peel Jam from
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  Speaker 1: Levin in one of those, right, Okay, so you made
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  Speaker 1: it absolutely Yeah, it could be the same one.
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  Speaker 5: Two thousand and nine, three twenty five IBMW wagon. He
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  Speaker 5: did leather seats, SIGGI lighter three k all yours.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, I feel like it I.
• 13:22
  Speaker 5: Worry about Oh yeah, yeah, cool, Hey this is from Michael.
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  Speaker 5: I know exactly what you need. Have you heard of
• 13:30
  Speaker 5: a Nissan teeter?
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  Speaker 1: Now we're talking, Now we're talking. I don't think you
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: should get a tea look like garbage.
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  Speaker 3: Jase.
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  Speaker 5: Remember when you were buying a new car and you
• 13:42
  Speaker 5: were thinking of buying a pew jhow Yes, right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Actually I saw that's still available
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  Speaker 4: if you want it.
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  Speaker 3: Is it really classy? Airs Magie?
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  Speaker 1: What about having my name sign sign written on the side.
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  Speaker 1: You still do that? That windows?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I think so. Yeah, tagle that on.
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  Speaker 4: It's a beautiful vehicle. Have you considered bikes like a
• 14:04
  Speaker 4: Ji Ketty or something like that? A Jakeady, Jakeady, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I guess.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm pretty keen to get my daughter to
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  Speaker 1: school and my wife, you know what I mean. So, mate,
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  Speaker 1: I could have a carriage, one of those carriers on.
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  Speaker 5: A side carriage on your juke Cattie with your hot
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  Speaker 5: water blanket. You yeah, all of those will.
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  Speaker 2: Do The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 2: Radio Hdarchy Radio hold Ache celebrating food Fighters, new album,
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  Speaker 2: Your favorite toy?
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  Speaker 3: Doh what was your favorite toy as a kid? Keezy? Uh?
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  Speaker 5: It was close between Lego in train seas Leigo.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I used to say, what was yours, Jason?
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  Speaker 3: A stick? Yeah, like a bit of cardboard or something
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  Speaker 3: like that.
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  Speaker 1: But a dirt, but a dirt.
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  Speaker 5: Your favorite toy was a bit of dead.
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  Speaker 3: If I found a deadn't sit like a cicada or
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  Speaker 3: something that was. I play with that for a while.
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  Speaker 3: What did you do with it?
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  Speaker 6: You know?
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  Speaker 3: Just pretend to make it fly like an aeroplane.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, the food Flers have a brand new album. It's
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  Speaker 5: been out less than a week. It's called your Favorite Toy.
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  Speaker 1: People are loving it.
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: They are loving it, and to celebrate, Old Dave popped
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  Speaker 5: over with the box of toys. Was like, hey, guys,
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  Speaker 5: can you plug the new album and give away some
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  Speaker 5: toys and some copies of the vinyl? Yeah, great news.
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  Speaker 5: Just check today. We're actually giving away a copy of
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: the vinyl, which is exciting.
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  Speaker 3: Should we go to the lines there, feelers? Yeah, let's
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: do a good A camera in your man bastard Hell's life?
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Good boys?
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks, camera. You sound like a backbane. What do
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: you do for a classmate?
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Made? I'm a senior operator, machinery operator and trainer.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: Massive backbone.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: You know you don't mess with senior operator.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bloody oats.
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: What kind of machinery are you operating?
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Cam? I'mble the cranes and forkcliffs and yeah, big reach stickers,
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: all sorts of yeah, yeah, big roofs.
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: Did you say big roof stackers. Yes, it's big, big
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: rig stackers.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Isn't it reach reach stickers.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: It's reach stackers, keezy, Come on man, that's embarrassing us.
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: Hey, Kevin Cavern. Do you like the Food Fighters?
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: Men?
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Love the Food Fighters as good as going.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: Have you got a vinyl player? I do?
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: I do your collick finyal Well you've.
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: Got a brand new copy of their brand new album
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: your favorite toy man?
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Too much, boys, thank you very much.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: So mate, you're in the drawer to go to one
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: of their concerts, either in christ.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: Here or Auckland.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: I love that. Yeah, man, you're good on you. He
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: totally gets it a cam.
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, it'll be you in a make camp. So
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: have a think about that in the meantime.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Too much, boys, thanks very much. I love you man,
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: easy make I love it.
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: You said, I love you, and then I quickly put
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: them on hold of you.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just in case you would have embarrassed himself.
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: Probably, Hey, another chance to win some some roll approved
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: loot a copy of the vinyl egg yourself in the
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: drawer to go and see the food Fighters live in
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: either christ Church or Auckland tomorrow on Ducky So your
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: best bit Jays just to stay listening.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, totally, man yet a living color for.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkys.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: Indeed Frans Furd and and there on the Radio Hodarky
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: Big Show this Tuesday afternoon, the time ten minutes to five.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: Let's talk TV.
• 17:34
  Speaker 7: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, fellas, I watched let's say it was over
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: the weekend, even though it wasn't.
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: Kung Fu Panda three. Oh wow, you've seen that, man,
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: seen the first one?
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Love it?
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: Wow?
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: It's one of the great films, Kung Fu Panda.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: It's one of the all time great films. I wouldn't
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: go that far. It's one of the best films ever made.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: I agree. Sorry Panda three.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the third one? And can I just say that
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: the third one I think is better than the first one.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Do you know what's interesting? Yes? Or boring?
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: Is for some reason I never give any of those
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: animated films, like what's the second movie called the sequels
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: a chance? I always just going no, I'm seeing the original,
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: that's all.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: You've never seen Toy Story two or three.
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: Except for Toy Story, I've seen two and three.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Your whole argument is just completely collapsed live on national radio.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: It's gone up in flames.
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: I don't know if it's gone up in flames and
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: it's just absolutely fire. How are we going to take
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: anything you say seriously? And I've seen Shrek two actually.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: So rare.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: Shrekt another great movie. Toy Story another great movie. Might
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: not getting back into the old animated movies.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, they're very very good. This one's a story of
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: a kung fu panda and he fight. It's a few
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: bad guys, et cetera, et cetera. Very very good, very
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: very light to a lot, four solid four out of
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: possible five boozies. Give it.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: The thing about those movies which are great, I assume
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: having a child is that you can all watch it
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: together as a family and all enjoy it.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: That's right. I mean she was trying to watch it.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: I said she had no chance. She had to go
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: to bed because we all put it on about nine
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: thirty at nine ten o'clock at night, right then watch yeah, yeah,
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: hurry up and get it a bed so we can
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: get through our you know, our kung fu pandas. Right
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: now we're going backwards though, we're going doing three first,
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: then two, then we're going up to four and then
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: back down to one. Wow.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: How many are there?
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Actually seventeen? Wow?
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Actually you reminded me.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Fifteen is great kungfy pan at fifteen, yes, haven't seen
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: that one? Which one's there?
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: He finds out he's got a long lost brother. Oh no,
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: but the brother is a giraffe kung fu giraffe.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, what do you watch it?
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: I finished off a series that I've been watching called
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: Gone But a head Master who's a head master of
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: a very correct He's a head master. He's a head
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: master and his wife goes missing drama. It's a British drama.
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: I finished it off last night. And Morrissey the main
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: actor I can't remember us. David Morrissey I've never rated
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: as an actor, never rated him, is very good in
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: this and at the very.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: End his performance was amazing. I was like, how come
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: I never rated this guy? I never believed any of
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: the characters he did, but his performance in this is very,
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: very good.
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: I think I'm about episode four, yes, and you know,
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: some nice little twists in there, a good solid, it's
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: easy to watch drama.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: Nice gone on three. Now three busies was there? I'll
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: give it three point two busiest of five. Right.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: Last night I watched the latest episode of Celebrity Shies
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: of Island on TV's In Plus. Why do you remember
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: because we like it, Maggie. You watched Kungky Panda fifteen?
• 20:55
  Speaker 6: Then?
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: No, that was me?
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: Was it? Do you remember how I said in the
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: first episode that this random actor dude hops off the
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: boat and then Polly Gillespie hopped off blew her knee
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: out because he didn't help her.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: And now it's entirely his fault that she blew her
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: knee out.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: No, but my wife and I were both like, so
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: he's obviously hopping off first to help everyone off. Nope,
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: he's just soldiered onto the beach. Ye now she's done it.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: Anyway, he's like the big dog. This guy Ben who's
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: an actor on Shortened Street and he really rates himself,
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: you can tell. And he put himself into a challenge.
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: He nominated himself because he was so confident he didn't
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: won the challenge, sent someone home and now he's the
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: boss of the camp and my wife and I are
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: just like, ah, this is gonna be good.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: The big dogs in charge.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: Get me on there.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: But you you gotta be careful your Chezy, because I
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: know your missus loves a ball head and he's a
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: ball head, isn't he He's got a bald head.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: No, she doesn't like this is my wife has a
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: crush on the host of Grand Design's New Zealand who
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: does not have a bald hair. But you think we're
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: talking about Grand Design's UK, which has now turned into
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: my wife as a crush on anyone with a bald hair?
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is it? Well?
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: I just can't help them think that. You get turned
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: on by Kirsty on that show. Now, that's whenever I
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: watch the Location Location Case O, Kezy getting horny and
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: it just ruins the experience for me.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Here's the Clash.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Welcome back to here as a backbones.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: Hope your Tuesday's going off if you're listening to the
• 22:26
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  Speaker 1: Dot co dot in z. Yeah you're writing it down, okay,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: all of them. You just wrote all that down North,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: so that's interesting. Yeah, my sister lives in Hamilton. Okay,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: old Mogi we call it gets a bit confusing.
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: Its sister old What do you call your mom ol
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: MOI doesn't she Marge?
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's her name. But I'm not going to call
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: my mother marge an it's going to be old is
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: because she's the oldest out of all the mogis totally.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: But what does Marge call you? Backbones?
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: It's all I. Have you ever been in a situation
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: which is I always found curious where the children call
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: their parents by their name?
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Yes, it's quite weird. Yeah, well, I mean I remember
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: my daughters don't call me that.
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: We're around at your place and your daughter was like, hey, Hoidyz,
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: where's the one?
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Have you done with a coffee that hoidy janis?
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Trying to burn at this time?
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: HOI Yeah, that's how my children speak to me and
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: my wife.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was after I burn her coffee. Yeah, I
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: want to reiterate again.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: She was lying when she said I sulked for two
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: days over there.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Look you're still sulking with it sometimes. I just like
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: my wife. She calls her parents by their first.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Names, does she? I just I don't know, I just
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: it just doesn't sit right now.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: I called my mom and dad Don and Mon, Yes.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I call them Big Don and Big Mon.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Don't call big Man big Mon. I know she likes that, man,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: does she love? You don't know what Mon likes.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: Keezy, I actually do know what your mom likes, big Mon,
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: big Man.
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: See, I thought that was you doing like a accent,
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: but it was just you saying her name, right.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: Okay, Hey, coming up the Breakfast Fellows, it sounds like
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: they're doing a bit of.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: A weasel here. Boys.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: Thanks, he again, But we'll get into that next. In
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: the meantime, here's mus.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: Tune in Foo Fighters there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Show this Tuesday evening.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: The time is sixteen minutes past five o'clock and the
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: Breakfast the Big Show challenges on. We've decided and agreed
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: upon the bench press four. The four the best combined
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: weight wins.
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: That's right, that's right. At least we thought that was
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: what was locked in. Yes, this is some audio from
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: Breakfast this morning. What we still need to lock in
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: is are we just going three on three?
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: I think so sweet.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure that's the way it's going.
• 25:52
  Speaker 8: And one last question for them, cumulative highest weight, I
• 25:56
  Speaker 8: think is what we landed on.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Is that right?
• 25:58
  Speaker 8: So my highest number, you're number, rudis highest number versus this.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Let's get it on because we don't get along.
• 26:06
  Speaker 8: Wow, were you hoping for a way harder song to
• 26:10
  Speaker 8: kick in there?
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: Ye?
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: That was so cool, Jarry. But it's a little bit
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: confusing because there's some other audio that we've heard previously
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: which sort of runs counter to that and contrary to that. Years.
• 26:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I want it on record. I think Zoe should
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: be because that also means that if we if we lose,
• 26:27
  Speaker 8: then we can blame it on Zoe.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: So for those who don't know, Zoe is the producer
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: of the Breakfast Show. She's in Studio B like Pugs
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: is for us, and they're trying to now suggest that
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: the eleventh hour, that's right, that it should now be
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: three v three, which I'm all four.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: So they agreed to the terms initially though, so they
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: proposed for you see, yeah, great, now they've changed.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: Now they're changing it, But I don't mind three v
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: three as long as we just get to nominate who
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: the three people are.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Well, for me, it feels like it's a qualification we've
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: agreed to turns and now they're changing the turns they're
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: just disqualified and we win. Yes, right, I agree with that.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: Can I also add that we also had to put
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: up with in the relay. You were a call fellas
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: Jerry being replaced by Mike Lane's, which we said, okay,
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: well fine, we'll take it on the chin.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: I think it's a disgrace what they're doing. I think
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: it is a disgrace. Zoe would kick my ass any
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: day of the week.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: Well, they're trying to exclude the one female from the
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: show from being part of the cop.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: What it's always been this way? And I am a polled.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: It's a brant behavior.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Barrant, it is absolutely barrant.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Jeremy has been a blood yer for as long as
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: I've known him, and now with that relay they made,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: he sits it out. So it brings an able body,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: human and rain which is just scraping in because he
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: said he wasn't able to complete the task. Well we've
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: got Keyzy. He wasn't able to complete the task, So
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: how come we weren't able to bring somebody else? And
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: do you see what I'm saying? Behavior is a borring?
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: Isn't it ab horrent?
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: We've got you know, we've got our weak links.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Thank you?
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: Why you looking at me?
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: You know? For all we know.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Yes, we've got the punisher Pugsn, who's gonna smash everyone,
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: but we've also i mean, Keyzy could blow out in
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: any direction, I.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Could blow out in any direction.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: Well, the thing is right, I'm all for three v
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: three as long as we get to choose to the
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: three yes. So we'd obviously go Pugsn straight away our
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: first pick, Mowgi and Kezy and Jason. You'd set this
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: one out then for them they can pick their three yes,
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: if that's how they want to play.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Years.
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: I would also, I'm so confident, I would also go
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: as far as saying, hey, let's just do one v one. Yeah,
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: you put your champion forward, We put our champion forward.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: I would also like to point out, because what they're
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: gonna do is they gonna clip this up as well,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: and they're gonna play whatever they want. I'm going to
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: say that I'm not happy with that because I've already
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: agreed to four v four yes, and it needs to
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: be all of us as teams, our team for Drive,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: their team for Brick, us all against each other. Agreed,
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Thank you, fully agreed because anything else has been barred.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: It's a barrant.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: Send it off to the pugs, would you John?
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Just stick it?
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: There's Kings of Leon.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: The Hadiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodaky.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: Stone Temple pilots here on the Radio Hodaki Big Show
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: this Tuesday evening.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: The time twenty eight minutes past five fail.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: There's a bit of a hypothetical situation, if you will,
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: if we all three of us were to somehow get
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: onto a reality show, let's just say, Celebrity Shoes or
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: Island or a show of that kind of nature.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, would we all be would we? Yeah?
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Not maths not married at fie. Love Island?
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Sure, Love Island.
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: I've never watched it. But if we were all on
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: there together, would we be in some sort of packed
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: three way Maggie, I mean like a pack.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: So I don't know that. I don't know that I
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: want to be in a three way.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Let's stick with Celebrity Trees of Island. Which's the island, right, Okay,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: So let's say we're all on that.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: We're all on the island.
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: Two of us are in one team, maybe one of
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: us is in the other team. Is there like a
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: like an unspoken agreement that we're all in this together
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: and we'll have each other's backs.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Yes, I would say that.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say that for sure.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, i'd say, keasy, I've got your back man.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: No notice, there's an unwritten thing where all members of
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: the Headache Big Show we're on the same team when
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: push comes to shove.
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: I don't know the way You're just I've got your
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: back on this.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: You can count on me.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Like if we if we were.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: Up against each other on a physical challenge, Y lose.
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: You probably even if you weren't deliberately losing, you'd probably lose.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Jason.
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  Speaker 3: I actually, because I get asked quite often by people,
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: would I do those sort of shows? And I've always been.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Nap not by any of the producers, though not.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: By the producers, but I mean, what do they know?
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd actually Now, I think I'd quite like to
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: go on them, just to be an absolute piece of work.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be interesting because you know what you need
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: to do is you need to form alliances. Yes, which
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: wouldn't lean into your strengths as an individual because you'd
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: have to talk to people.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it would, though, Margie, because if I need something,
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: I could come worse.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: People into coming on my side.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Now you have to smuggle things in as well, so
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: that's a big part of it as well. But having
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: that trade and things to trade on, isn't it prison shelver? Yeah,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: backy or something like that. Yeah, a fifty grand pack
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: of bead.
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: I mean, I've not seen anyone try and trade that.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd probably do that too.
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: But like if I was on there, right, so you know,
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: we'd be like the wolves, you know, I mean, yeah,
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: side like, yeah.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: All jokes aside, I would have your back man, what
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: you saying like that?
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: I would totally back.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: You, key, Okay, absolutely, of course it goes without sayings
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: for as I'm concerned. I mean, we want to see
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: each other do Well, it's weirdly earnest. I don't trust it.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: It's really thrown me.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Can you imagine if something happened and let's say I
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: made some kind of alliance raguments take me and Jays
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: did everything we could to make sure that you were
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: gone Burger as soon as possible. How uncomfortable would that
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: be back here on the show. Sure?
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: The only yeah, the only other side of that is
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: because I'm your agent, the more days you're on there, Yes,
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: the more cash for me. Is that how it works?
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: You will I get a cut of whatever you win.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: You're right, So if I if you were to win,
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: and then I could create like a false charity that
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: you could you know, if you win, you kind grant
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: you have one hundred grand you could send it there.
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: Right, Okay, So and you'd be on the island too.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: I'd be on the island too, But I would sacrifice myself.
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: Once again, I know you have to sacrifice yourself. I
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: think you'd be gone pretty early.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: What would your strength be, jays the mental.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: Mental disintegration? I think, yeah, that's right. You'd fall apart
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: people who feel sorry for you totally.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: The Darchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: hod Ikey.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: Used indeed the verve there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: Show this gloomy Tuesday evening. Other New Zealand international comedy
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: festivals going on. With that in mind, we're getting all
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: the comedians from within New Zealand and indeed.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Around the world. We've got our very own Tony Lyle
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: here today. Get any.
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: I'm very good, sorry to talk over you immediately. I'm
• 33:40
  Speaker 7: just so excited to be in the room with the
• 33:42
  Speaker 7: three of you men, drag me in here.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: It's because you guys are.
• 33:45
  Speaker 7: Away cruising around somewhere cool and Alto in New Zealand,
• 33:49
  Speaker 7: and then they come and to press the buttons. But
• 33:50
  Speaker 7: now I get to see your faces and in the flesh. Yeah,
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: it's said you're quite rough to be honest. You guys
• 33:55
  Speaker 7: are in there with a bit of airbrush to be Yeah.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: God, you think I thought I was looking quite good today.
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: And it's easy you coming from Utah.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: You're so hot, thanks, man.
• 34:02
  Speaker 7: It's just that you're sitting right beside a photo of
• 34:03
  Speaker 7: your earbrush self. Jason, I want to come straight in
• 34:06
  Speaker 7: and start abusing it. But you should really get them
• 34:08
  Speaker 7: to do a little bit of work on that to
• 34:09
  Speaker 7: make it look a bit more life like, so it
• 34:11
  Speaker 7: does you more favors in real life.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: Jason loves photo that photo so badly.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Just before you crack into it, Jo's, I just want
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: to say that the reason Jay's looks so good, even
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: though you're saying he doesn't look as good as something
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: that's earbrush, just because he's got a new shoe on.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Do you like it?
• 34:24
  Speaker 7: I love that new shoe. Is that brand new or
• 34:26
  Speaker 7: new to you.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: I mean, my wife likes to do secondhand shopping and
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: so it's not brand new, but it's new in every
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: other sea. Come on, it's new to my wardrobe. That's crisp, mate.
• 34:37
  Speaker 7: I was going to say, if that's brand new, it's
• 34:39
  Speaker 7: certainly one of those distressed items that you buy that.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that cool people wear.
• 34:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, like Kezy when he wears those big
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: rips in his jeans. Yeah, he always does that, old
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: Kezy Tony. Your show in the New Zealand's National Comedy
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: Festival with Bits, Foods Mail, which is on right now,
• 34:54
  Speaker 7: is called crowd Work Comedy. Now be incorrect, Kezy, It's
• 34:58
  Speaker 7: called CrowdWork Comedy. Key Carnival Carnival. You've got to scroll
• 35:02
  Speaker 7: down there, mate, there's a few more words.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:07
  Speaker 7: I was actually just trying to get a shameless Kia
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: Carnival sponsorship and have been in touch with the good
• 35:11
  Speaker 7: folk at Kia.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: They said not this time.
• 35:14
  Speaker 7: But I'll still continue to say, go go, go get
• 35:17
  Speaker 7: a Kia buy What if I plug them enough? Eventually,
• 35:19
  Speaker 7: sure it's going to come back to me. Damn is
• 35:20
  Speaker 7: gonna break, The Damn's gonna break. You're just gonna be
• 35:22
  Speaker 7: relentlessly positive about these sort of things.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: The thing I know about crowd work comedy, yes, because
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: from me, which I learned from Mogi. Crowd work moggie
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: they call them, is you sort of do crowd work
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: when you don't really have anything prepped.
• 35:35
  Speaker 7: Well, you would know about that, but no, I do
• 35:37
  Speaker 7: a lot of prep. So the show itself is I
• 35:40
  Speaker 7: would say, structured in a way that allows me the
• 35:42
  Speaker 7: freedom you take a few rest with the crowd, talk
• 35:44
  Speaker 7: to the crowd. There's a lot of input they will
• 35:46
  Speaker 7: give before the show starts. They will give me ideas
• 35:49
  Speaker 7: for a whole range of topics, and during the show
• 35:51
  Speaker 7: will draw back on what they've already given me. So
• 35:53
  Speaker 7: it's not just me wandering out there and going, what
• 35:55
  Speaker 7: are you guys up to?
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: What do you backbone?
• 35:57
  Speaker 7: No?
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: No, no, only that's to you guys.
• 36:00
  Speaker 7: But no, So there are some elements of what we'd
• 36:02
  Speaker 7: know about crowdbicks, so asking people you don't know what
• 36:04
  Speaker 7: they do do for a living, that sort of thing.
• 36:06
  Speaker 7: But there's also a few curve balls in there as well.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: So I'll tell you what Mogi did, which was brilliant.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: He asked people what they're the photo on their phone.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: Whil you know the wall paper, the wallpaper very good kicked.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Ask Jason is really pand of the picture there? But
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: I would ask couples, because more often than not you
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: would find that one of the couple had a picture
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: of their partner and the other person in the partnership
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: had a picture of a dog or a cat. Yeah,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: or in the case of my wife, whatever came with
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: the phone.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: She's still got the automatic screen.
• 36:34
  Speaker 7: She could could be one of one. I don't know
• 36:36
  Speaker 7: if there's any other person and maybe running the standard
• 36:39
  Speaker 7: universe running the default phones. Sing completely agree.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: I've got one of Keesy and Pugs which they put
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: on there about five years ago, and I don't know
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: how to get rid of That's nice you go look, Oh,
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: I was definitely spending to see their genitalia the other faces.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: No, that's more the private chat man that's in the
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: private area.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Tony.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Yes, we've just had the comedy gala and everyone was
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: telling us.
• 37:02
  Speaker 7: You kill Hey thinks Many Night genuinely totally rocked it.
• 37:07
  Speaker 7: And this is what I love about when you get
• 37:09
  Speaker 7: feedback about doing comedy in New Zealand, as people have
• 37:12
  Speaker 7: to give you a compliment, but they also afterwards have
• 37:14
  Speaker 7: to go and genuinely, by the way, Tony.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: Everyone has gone out of their way to say that
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: is the best I've seen you do.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: Well, thanks very much. I appreciate it.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: For Tony to really good, I could not believe it.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's come a long way. They was like
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: Tony killed man, it was awesome.
• 37:33
  Speaker 7: Well, when I walked off, I was sending out some
• 37:35
  Speaker 7: flyers for the show crowd at Comedy k Cantival at
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: Q Theater on Wednesday and Saturday night. That's tomorrow night
• 37:40
  Speaker 7: seven forty five and Saturday night seven forty five. Tike
• 37:42
  Speaker 7: as a comedy fias codo in zid adding those fliers
• 37:44
  Speaker 7: out after the show, and a guy saw me goes, hey,
• 37:47
  Speaker 7: you're the guy from the show.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: You know you were actually quite funny. Great, I love you.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: Actually, that is I thought the most New Zealand. It
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: is a very it is a very key we response.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Can you even I was expecting it to be real ship,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: but actually you're right, it's actually not bad. You could
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: deal with actually funny or you were quite funny, but
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: actually quite funny.
• 38:09
  Speaker 7: The double duck dipping down. It's just nice to give
• 38:11
  Speaker 7: you a space to go, give you space to move down.
• 38:14
  Speaker 7: And I think that honest feedback.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: From Keys is what everyone was genuinely everybody in the
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: office and I'm solicited as well. Well, how was it
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: last night route? Tony was.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Absolutely nailed it well in that vein.
• 38:31
  Speaker 7: I actually gave the Night you Are a ride home
• 38:32
  Speaker 7: after the after party and can I just tell you
• 38:35
  Speaker 7: I got the my wife drove and I got the
• 38:38
  Speaker 7: night Stewart follow up texts the morning after saying hey,
• 38:41
  Speaker 7: thinks to the ride and I'm sorry to you.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: He was doing off, he was coming in hot.
• 38:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and it was a real treat and I love
• 38:48
  Speaker 7: the follow up text in the morning anxiety just checking
• 38:51
  Speaker 7: that everything is okay.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: We all tickety boot and said anything that was horrific.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: So it was good to see him out there and
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: it was a hell of a night.
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: Once again, can we Tony Lyle Radiohodarcky team member as well.
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: He's got to show crowd Work Comedy Kia Carnival. It
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: is on Tomorrow night the six, which is a Wednesday,
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: seven forty five pm Saturday, as well on the ninth,
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: seven forty five pm. If you'd like to get tickets
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: Comedy Festival, dot co dot m Z search for Tony Lyle.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Thanks for coming in man, how are you boys?
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Thanks for much?
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Mate, could call it actually quite funny in the and Tita,
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: I like it. I don't mind being a bit of
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: a tea.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Five The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: Because he's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: tesday night now because it's Tuesday, of course, theres always
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: after six o'clock.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: What's on the Dinner with Me Kesey?
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right. It's where you text through what you're
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: having for dinner on three four eight three, include your
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: name where you're from as well, because that adds a
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: bit of spice to the segment.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: In fact, I actually had a text the other day saying, hey, Kezy,
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: what change is he going to make to the segment
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: to keep it fresh for twenty twenty six?
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Do you guys have any ideas?
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: I was talking to the bosses and they said, it's
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: time to put a bullet in it. Absolute. That's not
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: that's something you say. That's not the bosses that were
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: saying paraphrasing, right okay, but they said, yeah, they you
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: know you've got to put it in a second, throw
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: it off a bridge into the river.
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: Wow, that's what they said about my Citi.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: You got to hold it by the scraff of the
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: neck and you know, bary its head in the trough.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: And they said that about my segment.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, did you explain to them more about yeah, the.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: Way it was the segment? Yeah, no, definitely it was
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: a segment.
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: And did you why was why were they telling you
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: then instead of just having that conversation face to face?
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: It was weird? Yeah, yeah, I don't know, very odd.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: I think they just yeah, rely on Nogi and I
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: just sort of break it to you, you know what
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: I mean. They just so that we can do it
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: in a way that you do sugarcoat it. Yeah, sugar
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: coat you don't get upset that stuff.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: He was just doing. That was sugar Yeah, I was
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: saying a fair way. Do you know if there's what's
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: the segment called again, what's on the tea with me dinner?
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: That's right? Yeah, if that was a dark get your
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: shot down out?
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah we're still tonight.
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: We'll do it.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: No they see give it another six six eight months? Yeah,
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: see how we go?
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yes, all right. Well, incidentally, what are you
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: having for dinner tonight? CAZy? It's been massively disappointing tonight.
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: My wife has actually got a recipe for get this
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: weird never heard of it before.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: Oh god, dumpling curry.
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: Oh so she's got dumplings and the freezer are really
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: nice ones that would be wanting to use.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: And the freezer.
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it will fry those up and then you put
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: them in like a curry, like a cut a curry.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: That sounds delicious. Yeah, I don't see why not. You
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: could do the soups, can't you. So it's more of
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: your it's a different, different part. You're mixing it a
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: couple of different parts of asia. Yeah, okay with it?
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Will it be on like rice or you just
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: just the dumplings and a source. I'll be on a
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: plate obviously, well.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: Obviously on a plate, yes, a bar, just over plate.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: Why how's wet? How wet is your sauce?
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: How weir? It's your source? Mind your own business.
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: But yeah, look three four eight three?
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: What are you having for dinner? Text? It's through and
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: you can win fifty bucks cash.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and keysy
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: tune in week days at four on Radio hod I can.
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: Welcome back a massive backbones. How's your Tuesday night going?
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: Text us on three four eight three and let us
• 42:36
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• 42:48
  Speaker 3: Made it out to.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Sorry. Threw me off a bit there. You got to
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: be ready. Man, improv Have you heard about improv before?
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: What's that? People just improvise things and they just throw
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: things out Willy Nelly despice things up a little bit.
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: You know that would work for our show because obviously
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: our show is fully scripted.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: It's highly highly scripted. Anyway, it's just an idea. Forget it.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: We don't.
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: I don't want to upset you. I mean, I don't
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: want to poper your ideas. I mean we can try it.
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: Can you yack my yum? Because that is my yam?
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: My yum is when people yuck all over my yam.
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: Have you ever heard about that?
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Have you ever yacked all over somebody's yum? I
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: think so?
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: Da you ever yuck people's yum jas, what is your yum?
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: Well, i'll tell you what's yucking over my yam at
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: the moment he pugs and keeps sending me these reels
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: on Instagram and it's doing my head.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: And now I actually got sent one from Jace. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: we're going to get into this. And look, this was
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: a little prelude, I guess, and maybe we'll do a
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: bit of a chat about this tomorrow. But the question
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: is what the reels that you get sent by other
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: people say about you as an individual? About you well,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: and also then I guess as well.
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: So literally the latest real Jason sent me there's a
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: clip of a guy, a bit of a weird looking bastard,
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: and the caption is when your boss asks for proof
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: of your stomach ache. And then it's this guy just
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: sort of like recording himself ripping ass.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: And he sent that to me. You know what I mean,
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: I don't want to see that. Yeah, you're a sick bastard.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: So that's what that says about you, because is singing
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: to himself, well, I know what a little bield are, Keyzy,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: it'll be ripping ass and send it to his boss.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: Hey, are you speaking of ripping ass?
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: Make sure you check out the podcast outro that gets
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: released at seven thirty tonight, because there's a bit of
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: a rip ass yann on that one as well.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: After I made some quality for change soup.
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: That's right if you want listen to a podcast about
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: Jace farting that comes out at seven thirty. By the way, sorry, Jay's.
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: Earlier in the show, you said, how's your Tuesday night going?
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: And then you said, text us three for eight three?
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: Yes about that, it's kind of muddy the water's a
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: week but because what's on the Dinner with Me Tea
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: with Me Keyzy's coming up next? Yes, And what we
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: actually need is people to text in what they're having
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: for dinner on three four eight three, along with where
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: they are and what their name is.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: We can change the name of the segment to the
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: back Panic with me Kezy.
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: No, it's already been changed three times.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Leave my segmentute?
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: What if we go back to Wat's for dinner?
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: New Zealand's that's crazy too.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Here's she had the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: on Radio Hodarchy Radio Head.
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening,
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: the time is thirteen minutes past six o'clock, which means
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: it's time.
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: For Are you hey, guys? Text here from Steve.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: What's on the tea with me?
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: Dinner with me?
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Keysy? That's good? Yes, so good? What's on the dinner
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: with me? Tea with me? Kezy?
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Were you texting on three? Four eight three? Were you're
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: having for dinner? Say your name? Where you're texting from? Two?
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Just to make it a bit more interesting, Actually, you
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: had the heads of TV and it came to me
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: and Jason. They said they want to turn this into
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: a TV.
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: Show, really, but the heads of our company want it back.
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: Paddock want it.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: God, there's the thing. They say. It's got TV written
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: all over It just wasted on radio. But I think
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: there's probably a feature film in it, a feature film
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: quite possibly.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: Is it just me reading out texts?
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Pretty much? I'd watch that. No, I probably wouldn't.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: Probably just watch location location location good there feelers will
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: he here?
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Will you offering gaway?
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: Come on, Jason, Willie Jackson, come on, Jason.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Willy Awony Piata racist.
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: No, it's actually Willy Nelson, get there, you guys. Willy
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: Nelson here from Dunedin.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: For dinner.
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: I'm having some fresh roast duck, boiled swede and mashed
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: potato and a light gravy.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: What do you think?
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: I love it? I love it.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: Tis the season for the old Ducker room it is.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: That sounds good to me.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: I'd like a g Oh was it not green? There?
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: Nah?
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: It was just mashies and swede. Not what sweet sweet
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: sweets that? And get a bit of green in there, mate,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Maybe some spinach, actually some saltad.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: I would go some broccolini, mad.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Mask, you're off your head? Are you wasted? Good? O?
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: There, guys, Jacob, here orum the mass It's actually Jacob
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: the muss. Gooday, guys, here Jacob the musk from PARMI.
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: I'm having pork mints nacho's. Don't yuck my yum ya. No,
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: you don't yuck as yum man. I've never had porkman's nacho's.
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: They sound yummy.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know that I have a problem with it.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: I'm not.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not really on the bandwagon for the pork Mints
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: porkmants bandwagon, but there is, and you're on it. You're right,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: You're at the front. You've got the reins in your head.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: And you're giving it death. You love your porkmant So.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: I'm on the leading the charge.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: You're on the bandwagon, and you're like, yeah, get your
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: book man, get your boot man. Yeah, you're on the
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: bandwagon and you're trying to get everybody else to eat
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: the portmans. And I'm sort of standing on the side
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: of the road having a dart watching you go past.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't really appeal.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: And you go to me, you go, you want some
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: porkman's mate, And I'm like that ship, you're not right, Eh,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: all right.
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: I didn't realize I was on a porkmantzwagon giving it death,
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: but I guess I am.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: You're right. I like the sound of that, mate. Uh,
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: get there, fellers, Peter here, plumbly Walker, plumbly Walker.
• 48:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: Ah, roast chicken with all the.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: No carry on, roast chicken, Yes, roast.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: Chicken with all the trimmings.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Cheers, What are the trimmings?
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: Were your tadies? Probably have some steamed green?
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Say? What's a trimming? Exactly? You know what I mean.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: It's the definition of a trimming with all the trimmings.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: You're saying, but what what are what is a trimming? Exactly?
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: All I think, yeah, you'r broccoli some peas there.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Looking for the definition of a trimming, I know, I
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: know what it ends up being. But where does a
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: trimming start an end? I don't know. Certainly couldn't a
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: gravy or trimming, is it that's more of a content? Yeah.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: I almost feel like trimmings is to do with your
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: gravies and so forth, rather.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Than your because chicken with all the trimmings.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: Yes, okay.
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: In the context of a meal, trimmings usually refer to
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: the traditional additional side dishes served alongside a main course. Right, So,
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: for example, roast taties, parsnips, Yorkshire puddings, stuffing, gravy, Brussels sprouts, cauliflower,
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: those are all trimmings.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: How are you guys on Brussels sprouts?
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they're fine, as on as the disguise
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: to taste like something else, right Portman's So you like
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Portman's The.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: in week days at four on Radio Hold.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: Actually the Black Keys there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: Show this Tuesday night.
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: The time is six twenty five.
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: Hey, you fell as, there is a brand new house
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: party happening as part of the Comedy Festival por Nicky
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: House Party. It's called this Sunday, May seventeenth, which is
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: actually in a couple of weeks.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: It's at the Opera House down in Wellington. There the
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Opera House.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: You've been there, Yes, Sydney Opera House.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: No, it's down in Wellington. The profits are going to
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: be donated to the Mayoral flood Relief Fund.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you'd like to go for free though, is that.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: When they had all the poohs in that No?
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: No, the massive amounts of flooding in the last couple
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: of weeks down the edge. Do you not see that? No?
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: But basically you can expect comedy music, a bit of
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: a fusion of the two, a whole of comedians. You've
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: got members of the Phoenix Foundation are going to be
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: there as well, heaps of great comedians. James Nokise, Rhys Matthewson.
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: Torfinger is going to be there as well, one of
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: my favorites. So if you would like to go to
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: that comedy festival dot co dot nz it or text
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: House to three four eight three to maybe get a
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: free double pass.
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah right mate, Fellers, I had a strange encounter today
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: on the streets of the CBD of THEID. It was
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: about nine am. I was in the trachis my sweitchhead
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: and I went, oh, I know what I'm going to do.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: I'm going to make dinner for my wife so she
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: doesn't have to worry about it. But early, wow, you know,
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: I had to go and get ingredients. And so I
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: was walking on the street Elliott Street, actually guy's familiar
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: with Elliott Street, just on the supermarket.
• 51:46
  Speaker 7: There.
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: At about ten to fifteen meters ahead of me, on
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: a bench, I noticed a fella.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: And the reason that I noticed him was.
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: Because he was holding a full, big bottle of Jack Daniels.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: And I immediately when I here, here we go, my
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: first thought was where did he get that from?
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: Because it was nine in the morning, full bottle, The
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: liquor stores aren't open.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: Where did he get that from? Anyway, that's by the bias,
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: nothing to do with me. But I kept any on them.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: As I was walking.
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: He cracked open the bottle and without a word of
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: a lie, about ten seconds drank about.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: A third of it.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: Wow, just scold it responsibly, though responsibly, and I've got
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: to say it was quite shocking to behold at that
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: time of the day, anytime of the day. I went, WHOA, Okay,
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: that's pretty intense.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: And I remember thinking as I walked past him, friend
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: during for one hell of a day, because if I
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: took you ten seconds to get through a third of
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: a bottle, you'll finish that bottle pretty damn quick, I think,
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: and you'll have a whole bottle of Jack Daniels in you.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: So I went to the supermarket, I came back. I
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: was walking back and I clocked him again. I didn't
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: even think about it.
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: When you say you clocked him and you punched them, No,
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: I didn't.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: I just caught his eye again. He was still on
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: the park bench. He caught my eye at the same time,
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: and I was like, oh no, oh no, and he
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: pointed at me and he started smiling and he was
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: just pointing at me, and I was, oh no. I
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: couldn't change direction because it was would have been pretty obvious,
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: you know, So I just kept walking. He ended up
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: right in my space and he was looking at me
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: and he was.
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: Just punching his chest, his hat and smiling at me,
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: beating his and just doing that. And I was like, okay,
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: and then without a word of a light out of
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: the blue, he just grabbed me and gave me a hug.
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: Ah and he was and I was like, well, this
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: is a bit full on, and he was like, I
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: can see you, bro, I see you.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: I see you, Bro.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: I see a lot of people here don't see you.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: I see you, Bro, I see you.
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: Because you need that exactly sort of validation.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: And I thanks, man, thanks, You're still in the hag
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: at this point.
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: No, we're breaking out it breaking out of the hug.
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: He was mentioned TV and he was sort of smiling
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: and I went, oh, you know, maybe one day I'll
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: do some more whatever, man, and you have a good day.
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: And I walked off. I got about five meters away
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: and he goes Jace and I turned around so he
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: knew my name and I went yeah mate, and he
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: went just have a durry bro, shit you not? And
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: I was like, so he's obviously listening to the show.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: And then I bug it off because who knows what
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: was going to happen.
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: I don't like that this random guy is telling you
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: to have a durry had good this guy Mogi's put
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: him up to that.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: I did wonder if Moggie had put him up to it.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Well, it just sounds like another backbone putting his day
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: off to the best possible use.
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: Yes, he was just the you know, the faintest twinge
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: of envy I must have because he was smoking duurries listening.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Now, what do you got to say to him? Jayce,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: you're a backbone.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: You haven't edison.
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: You didn't have a dirry though, right, No, I didn't
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: have a dirry.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, the bit still stands. I think that's it.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: The Hdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkey.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: Well, there you go, your may bar swards. That's the
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: big show down and dusted for your Tuesday night. What's
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: the podcast outro clip today?
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: Keezy? This clip comes away.
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: This clip comes from an outro that comes out at
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: seven thirty tonight. It's entitled lead poisoning. They actually all
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: died from lead poisoning from the years, not from eating what.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: You would think. That's where you keep all your leader
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: is in your.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: Well I've eaten killed you out be dead long ago.
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: Hey there is.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: You are a backbone, Jays.
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: That's good stuff, man. I love when Pugs picks one.
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: They're just Jace hates.
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: There's a shaker. Oh no, I don't hate it. It's
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: all It's all good man. You have to check out
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: the podcast and know what we're talking about. I think
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: it's pretty obvious.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: Mogie.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: Hey man, what's your plans for the evening? What a
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: great question, Jace. I'll walk home this evening. Yes, just
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: thinking about my day, about my life. I'll probably go
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: for there's a park just down the road from us.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: I like to go for a walk through there. Yes,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: give runners a fright. Have you ever done that? No,
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: that's pretty cool. So I do that for a few
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: hours home, have a little bit of dinner and read
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: my book. My book.
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: They're probably able to smell you though. What are you
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: like hiding in the bushes?
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: No, well, yeah, the bushes as well, but also get
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: up in the trees and I fall full down, either
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: in front of them or behind them and just give
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: them a fright. Yeah, that's great.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: Nice keezy dumplings in a katsu sauce or a katsu curry. Yeah,
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: cuts you carry tonights.
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: That's what my wife's making. Although you know if it's good.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: Torow, can you get your wife to send me the recipe?
• 57:07
  Speaker 7: No?
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: I can send it to you all right, I'll send
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: it direct, thanks man, because we've actually got some dumplings
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: and ol freezer mogim.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Be really nice ones like Keezy Yeah, nice frozen ones.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: They'll be yummy.
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: And then we'll probably watch the Liberty Chies or Island
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: ct and then probably I have a have an early one.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: Okay is a weird look?
• 57:25
  Speaker 6: He gave me this?
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Have an early one?
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: Okay? Yeah?
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Hello?
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: Is that on every night.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: CTO Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday on teams? Right?
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah? What are you doing tonight?
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go home and have my delicious spicy
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: chicken soup. Bought some lovely crusty.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: French bread as well, which I'll dip in there, and
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: then just hang out with my wife, chitty chat, go
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: to bed, read my book, go to sleep. Probably raps.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Bye,