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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 15th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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Speaker 1: To the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion is advised.
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Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
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Speaker 2: This is The Woody Show.
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Speaker 3: Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
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Speaker 2: Class is now in session. Hey, good morning, everybody. Good morning.
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Speaker 2: Today is Tuesday. It is September the 15th, 2026. Hello
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Speaker 2: and welcome. We are The Woody Show. Woody, Greg, Menace,
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Speaker 2: Gina Grant. We got Seabass. We got Sammy. Hello. Morgan
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Speaker 2: is here. We got Jeff G.
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Speaker 4: Hello.
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Speaker 2: On the job today. Vaughn, our video producer. Dumbass Tyler
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Speaker 2: is here. We got Bort. We got Menji. Phones are open. 877-44-WOODY.
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Speaker 2: Send us a text over to 22987. Today, September 15th,
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Speaker 2: is World Engineers Day. Thank you. Are you still an
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Speaker 2: engineer if you're not practicing? He's a fan. You went
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Speaker 2: to college, you got your degree in chemical engineering, but
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Speaker 2: you've never applied that for a career. That's right, you
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Speaker 2: did it first. You worked in a lab or something.
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Speaker 5: I worked in a lab and I worked out in factories.
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Speaker 5: I was an environmental consultant in engineering. That's all I
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Speaker 5: did in college.
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Speaker 2: I did like three years of.
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Speaker 5: work study when I was just going to factories all day, basically.
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Speaker 1: Nice.
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Speaker 2: Can you say now, can you still identify as an engineer?
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Speaker 6: As a former engineer.
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Speaker 5: I will say this, the, what you really want is
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Speaker 5: a PE or professional engineering certification, which I never got,
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Speaker 5: did not have.
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Speaker 2: So if I wanted to. Too hard to get or?
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Speaker 5: It's one of those things where you have to have like,
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Speaker 5: like I worked for PEs where you have to have
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Speaker 5: like a, you have to like a certain amount of
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Speaker 5: time on the job and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Speaker 2: So it's sort of like that sort of, it's like a,
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Speaker 2: I did P.E. It was cool.
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Speaker 4: Easy.
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Speaker 2: It was so easy.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, crush it. Got awards and stuff.
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Speaker 2: Today is World Afro Day.
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Speaker 4: Sweet.
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Speaker 2: It's National Dare Day, like the dare program. Oh, yeah,
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Speaker 2: the drugs.
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Speaker 4: Yep.
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Speaker 3: Worked for you.
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Speaker 2: It's National IT Professionals Day. It's Felt Hat Day.
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Speaker 4: Oh, rip.
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Speaker 2: Respect for the Aged Day. Greg Gorin. Respect me.
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Speaker 4: Aged.
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Speaker 2: And on the Food Holidays, today is National Cheese Toast Day. Sure.
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Speaker 2: National Linguini Day.
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Speaker 8: Yes.
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Speaker 2: And today is National Double Cheeseburger Day. All of us.
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Speaker 2: Which will not help you live longer, though, Greg. Because
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Speaker 2: Greg wants to live to the ripe old age of 150.
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Speaker 2: 150 would be nice.
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Speaker 3: 110 would be nice. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Every day there's like something different about like, you know,
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Speaker 2: if you eat this, you're shortening your life. But then like,
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Speaker 2: I don't know, it seems like a year later, it's like, oh, no, wait,
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Speaker 2: these are good. Back it up.
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Speaker 6: Wine's good for you.
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Speaker 3: Keep on drinking.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. You know, obviously, like eating double cheeseburgers all the time,
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Speaker 2: probably not going to be great. Right. All the drinking
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Speaker 2: is probably not going to be great.
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Speaker 1: Right.
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Speaker 3: Probably not because it's poison.
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Speaker 2: So this new research highlighting six foods and ingredients linked
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Speaker 2: to a longer life and a few associated with the
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Speaker 2: shorter ones. So this is a three year study.
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Speaker 1: Right.
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Speaker 2: The most dangerous preference.
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Speaker 3: Soda.
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Speaker 1: Soda.
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Speaker 2: A 38% higher risk of death.
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Speaker 3: I'm kind of back on it.
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Speaker 2: I think you mean sodies. Yeah, sodies. Diet sodies were second.
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Speaker 6: I don't want to hear about it.
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Speaker 2: So the regular with sugar soda, number one. Number two,
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Speaker 2: diet soda is a 23% higher risk. Two more drinks
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Speaker 2: follow with tea with sugar, which has a 22% higher
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Speaker 2: risk of death. And then whole milk.
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Speaker 1: Really?
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Speaker 2: With an 18% higher risk.
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Speaker 6: But I thought we were supposed to drink whole milk now.
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Speaker 2: Cornflakes. Are the final food linked with an increased risk
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Speaker 2: of death? What? Boring-ass cornflakes? Weird.
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Speaker 6: What's the point?
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Speaker 2: Simple carbs. Also, just FYI, I'm good on the soda
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Speaker 2: because I drink zero, not diet. But still the same, right? No,
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Speaker 2: I'm saying for the sake of that, isn't that the same?
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Speaker 6: It's all chemical.
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Speaker 2: These are the six specific foods and ingredients that were
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Speaker 2: linked with a lower risk of death. Extra virgin olive oil,
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Speaker 2: number one, 33% lower risk. Black pepper is second.
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Speaker 7: Love black pepper.
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Speaker 2: No problem with that. 28% lower risk. Let's see. Asparagus
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Speaker 2: and broccoli.
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Speaker 1: Yes. Yup.
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Speaker 2: Broccoli, yum. Asparagus, not so much. 31% lower risk. Butternut
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Speaker 2: squash is next. 25% lower risk.
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Speaker 3: What is that? I love it, but when do you
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Speaker 3: ever eat that?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, what dorks are doing this? Followed by eggplant.
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Speaker 6: Yum.
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Speaker 2: We were just talking about eggplant.
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Speaker 6: How much we love eggplant.
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Speaker 2: Are you talking about the eggplant emoji?
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 2: Gina just brought up eggplant and said, how can you
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Speaker 2: not love eggplant?
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Speaker 4: We love eggplant. Really?
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Speaker 2: It's so tasty.
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Speaker 4: It's weird.
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Speaker 2: I like zucchini. But I don't like eggplant parmesan. Don't
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Speaker 2: like it.
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Speaker 3: What?
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Speaker 6: Is it too slimy for you?
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Speaker 8: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm like, this is what? Oh, it's
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Speaker 2: so good. Do you think they're lying to us right now, Madness? Yeah.
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Speaker 2: It's so gross.
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Speaker 6: You saute it up.
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Speaker 4: I'll eat the whole thing.
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Speaker 2: Do you like eggplant? I think, yeah, when it's deep fried.
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Speaker 2: But anything's good then.
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Speaker 4: Any vegetable. That's true.
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Speaker 6: But you just throw it on the grill and won't
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Speaker 6: eat it?
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Speaker 3: Eggplant parm is awesome.
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Speaker 2: Other foods associated with a longer life include whole wheat bread.
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Speaker 4: Okay.
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Speaker 2: Spinach, onions, mushrooms, lentils, beans, and bell peppers.
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Speaker 3: All on my menu.
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Speaker 4: He's so mad.
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Speaker 9: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Your favorite.
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Speaker 7: I mean, I'll stir fry it.
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Speaker 2: You'll what?
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Speaker 4: Stir fry it.
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Speaker 3: Oh, stir fry it.
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Speaker 2: I thought I said surf riot. I thought he said
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Speaker 2: I'm going to go on a surf riot. I will
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Speaker 2: surf riot.
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Speaker 4: Me too.
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Speaker 7: Check the tapes. I said stir fry.
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Speaker 1: Nah. Okay.
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Speaker 2: There's no tea.
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Speaker 3: Stir fry it.
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Speaker 9: Yep.
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Speaker 2: There was no T. You missed the T. Because I
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Speaker 2: definitely heard surf. And then I heard riot, where you heard...
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Speaker 2: I thought you were going to, like, you know.
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Speaker 4: Check the audio.
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Speaker 3: Protest vegetables by going.
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Speaker 2: On a surf ride. It's not your language. It's not
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Speaker 2: your speech.
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Speaker 4: It's our ears.
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Speaker 2: That's been the problem this entire time.
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Speaker 8: I know.
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Speaker 2: You've got to get new headphones. Everybody has to. Yeah. Anyway,
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Speaker 2: so you've got to eat all that boring crap, Greg.
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Speaker 2: Everything on the.
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Speaker 3: do eat list is what i normally would i love
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Speaker 3: that crap gross.
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Speaker 2: I was talking to somebody and they have longevity in
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Speaker 2: their family and they're talking about how even their grandparents
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Speaker 2: like back in the 40s were living into their.
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Speaker 6: 90s that's crazy that's kind of like their into.
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Speaker 2: Their late 90s i'm thinking man what a boring time to.
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Speaker 3: Live so long but see the people in my family
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Speaker 3: that lived that long they all smoked.
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Speaker 6: Drank my husband his grandmother is 106 Yeah. So it
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Speaker 6: can be done.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: Not going to be done by me.
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Speaker 2: Well, I keep seeing things about how now with the
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Speaker 2: technologies and the medical science advancements and all these things,
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Speaker 2: like living well into your 100s is not going to
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Speaker 2: be uncommon. That big of a deal. But it seems
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Speaker 2: like Dolly Parton and all these other celebrities are somewhere
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Speaker 2: between 70 and 80 seems to be the... The sweet
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Speaker 2: spot for most people.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Still not bad.
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Speaker 2: It's time for your birthdays.
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Speaker 3: It's your birthday.
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Speaker 2: We're going to party like it's your birthday. We're going
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Speaker 2: to sip a ton like it's your birthday. And you
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Speaker 2: know we don't give a fuck if that's your birthday.
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Speaker 2: And a happy birthday to, look out, Tommy Lee Jones,
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Speaker 2: 80 years old.
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Speaker 4: What?
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Speaker 6: Uh-oh, he needs to be wrapped in bubble wrap.
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Speaker 7: It's so hot, right?
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Speaker 3: In the danger zone.
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Speaker 2: You got Prince Harry, who's 42. Nice. Tom Hardy is 49. Yes.
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Speaker 2: Jimmy Carr. He's funny, man. The British comedian, TV personality.
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Speaker 6: Oh, he's in like a three-piece suit.
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Speaker 2: Always wearing that nice suit.
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Speaker 4: He's 54.
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Speaker 2: Heidi Montag. Who loves the Woodsy Show.
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Speaker 4: Oh, she does.
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Speaker 6: Loves matcha.
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Speaker 2: She's 40 years old today. NFL Hall of Famer. One
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Speaker 2: of the many prides of Pittsburgh. Dan Marino is 65.
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Speaker 2: And director Oliver Stone, also in the danger zone. He's
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Speaker 2: 80 years old today.
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Speaker 3: And he likes to surf right now.
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Speaker 2: I would have never thought that Oliver Stone and Tommy
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Speaker 2: Lee Jones are the same age. Yeah, same.
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Speaker 3: Who would you think is way older? Tommy Lee Jones?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, Tommy Lee Jones has always been 90.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, he looks like a withered statue.
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Speaker 5: Plus, Oliver Stone went on this weird thing where he's like,
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Speaker 5: he lives in Russia now.
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Speaker 2: He followed a Steven Seagal path. Oh, yeah. Your porno
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Speaker 2: birthday today is Blanche Bradbury.
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Speaker 8: Oh.
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Speaker 2: Today's birthday girl, she's been used more than a public
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Speaker 2: Wi-Fi in 588 fine films, including Anal Acrobats, Volume 10. Oh, wow.
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Speaker 2: She was in Blonde Buns by the Fire. Also, Blonde
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Speaker 2: Works the Wand, Volume 1.
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Speaker 3: Yes, she does.
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Speaker 2: Lesbian foot fetish, love at its finest. She was in
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Speaker 2: Sexy Blonde Gets Probed by a Doctor on Reception Desk. Also,
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Speaker 2: Hot Nights in Prison, Volume 1. And who can forget
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Speaker 2: her unforgettable role in Almighty Dildos?
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Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 4: Bow down.
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Speaker 2: That's Blanche Bradbury. That is a very old-timey sounding name.
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Speaker 4: Blanche, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Maybe.
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Speaker 6: Golden Girls.
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Speaker 2: Gold, that's right. I'm thinking Golden Girls. She looks a
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Speaker 2: little bit like Jessica Simpson. Really?
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Speaker 6: I was not expecting that.
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Speaker 2: Neither was I. She's 38 years old today, and that's
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Speaker 2: your porno birthday and your celebrity birthday. It's here on
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Speaker 2: The Woody Show. We'll take a quick break. More Woody
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Speaker 2: shows next. Hang on. The Woody Show will be right back.
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Speaker 4: Ontario, California. Wednesday, September 16th. What's going on, everybody? It's Menace.
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Speaker 9: Come meet up with me from 5 to 7 p.m.
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Speaker 9: at San Joaquin Valley College. We've done this before. We're
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Speaker 9: going to do it again. A ton of giveaways in Ontario.
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Speaker 9: Show up to the front of the college. I'll be
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Speaker 9: there from 5 to 7 p.m. We're talking about concert tickets,
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Speaker 9: steam bar tickets, and more. 4582 Ontario Mills Parkway in Ontario.
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Speaker 4: In the meantime, keep enjoying the Woody Show podcast.
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Speaker 3: At this point, why don't we just all liquidate our
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Speaker 3: bank account and take the money and put it in
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Speaker 3: the fire?
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Speaker 2: I'm looking for real answers.
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Speaker 4: The Woody Show. And, yup.
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Speaker 2: As part of this new hour, we go and check
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Speaker 2: in with Gina Grad. She's got the trending news headlines.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, well, the Emmys were last night, and the big
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Speaker 6: winner was my new favorite show, Widows Bay. They won
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Speaker 6: 14 awards overall. That is the most ever for a
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Speaker 6: comedy in a single year. I binged the whole first season,
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Speaker 6: and it's seriously my favorite show. The star, Matthew Rhys,
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Speaker 6: he had a big night, too. He's the first actor
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Speaker 6: ever to win two leading acting Emmys in the same year.
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Speaker 6: He won Best Comedy Actor for Widows Bay and Best
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Speaker 6: Limited Series Actor for The Beast in Me. The Pit
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Speaker 6: won Best Drama for the second year in a row,
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Speaker 6: Noah Wiley. He won Best Drama Actor. Rhea Sehorne finally
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Speaker 6: got her first Emmy for Pluribus, which I also recommend.
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Speaker 6: Jean Smart won Best Actress for Hacks. And DTF St.
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Speaker 6: Louis won Best Limited Series. If you didn't watch that,
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Speaker 6: it's very weird.
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Speaker 2: I think this is the first time I have not
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Speaker 2: watched any of those shows. Oh, my God.
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Speaker 6: It was a lot of good ones.
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Speaker 3: I only heard of Widow's Bay yesterday.
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Speaker 2: Oh, really? Never heard of it either. It's so good.
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Speaker 6: It's on Apple TV. My husband just said, like, oh,
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Speaker 6: we should watch it. He knows, like, one of the writers.
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Speaker 4: I was like, eh.
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Speaker 6: And I started watching it. It's amazing. It's like a
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Speaker 6: horror comedy. And it's fantastic.
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Speaker 2: Have you watched the final season of Hacks?
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 3: Not great.
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Speaker 6: Because you said it.
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Speaker 4: Wasn't that great.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it kind of fell off.
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Speaker 2: Was John Mulaney the host?
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Speaker 6: No, he just came up to do like a couple
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Speaker 6: of jokes and everybody freaked out. Why does he do
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Speaker 6: this all the time?
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Speaker 2: Well, I heard the one clip from last night. Here's
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Speaker 2: a little bit of that.
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Speaker 8: I believe it was DJ Khaled who said, real men
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Speaker 8: don't go down on their wives.
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Speaker 4: But.
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Speaker 8: But these nominees know that that is BS.
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Speaker 4: They know.
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Speaker 8: There's often less pressure on them if they do that first.
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Speaker 2: You know what?
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Speaker 1: True.
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Speaker 3: That's so random.
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Speaker 2: He says no lie.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: And everybody says, like, why doesn't he just host everything
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Speaker 6: all the time?
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Speaker 3: Right.
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Speaker 6: Well, Sally Field won Best Limited Series Actress for Remarkably
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Speaker 6: Bright Creatures, which I've never heard of.
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Speaker 3: I think it's about an octopus or something.
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Speaker 8: Is it really?
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Speaker 3: It's a movie.
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Speaker 6: It was cute. Yeah, it was on Netflix. Yeah, I
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Speaker 6: liked it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: And Woody, your boyfriend, Michael J. Fox, got two standing ovations,
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Speaker 6: accepting the Bob Hope Humanitarian Award.
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Speaker 2: Well, that's not nice. He's not standing.
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Speaker 6: Well, with a little help, probably.
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Speaker 4: No.
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Speaker 3: He wasn't a wheelchair.
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Speaker 2: I didn't see it.
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Speaker 6: I think you walk a little bit, right? Well, it's
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Speaker 6: a wrap for NFL Week 1, and it ended with
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Speaker 6: the Chiefs' ass-whooping of the Broncos, 31-10. Two-time MVP Patrick
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Speaker 6: Mahomes was back, but that wasn't even the biggest story.
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Speaker 6: Super Bowl MVP Kenneth Walker III, he made his Chiefs
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Speaker 6: debut and had a huge night rushing for 173 rushing
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Speaker 6: yards with two touchdowns. By the way, in case you're wondering, yes,
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Speaker 6: Taylor Swift was there. She skipped the Emmys to be
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Speaker 6: there for her man, and she chatted it up all
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Speaker 6: night with Tom Cruise.
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Speaker 2: I saw that. Tom Cruise was there, and people were
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Speaker 2: posting warnings like, dude, stay away from Tom Cruise because
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Speaker 2: he's going to recruit you and Travis for Scientology. Oh,
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Speaker 2: is that what's going on? Tom Cruise is looking weird, dude.
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Speaker 6: Well, he's very puffy.
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Speaker 2: He's looking like a woman, right? He's getting womanly.
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Speaker 6: In his 60s, he's full of filler. It's what happens.
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Speaker 2: It's what they do. He looks almost like a different person. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And there's sometimes, you remember the Seinfeld episode where the girlfriend,
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Speaker 2: she looked one way.
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Speaker 6: Oh, in the lighting.
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Speaker 2: In the lighting and in a completely different way.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: She was either like really pretty or really hideous. Yeah. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Like Tom Cruise, you see him sometimes and he still
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Speaker 2: looks like Tom Cruise. Other times you're like, wait, who
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Speaker 2: is that? Oh, Tom Cruise. Yeah. He has a movie
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Speaker 2: coming out called Digger.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 7: That should be out, I think, this weekend.
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Speaker 4: Or no, two weeks.
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Speaker 6: Is that why he's showing up everywhere?
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Speaker 7: Yeah, but he looks a little off. But then it
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Speaker 7: kind of looks like him, exactly what you're talking about.
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Speaker 2: What's the race car movie that he did? Days of Thunder.
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Speaker 2: They're doing another Days of Thunder.
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Speaker 4: Did you see that?
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 6: With Anne Hathaway or something?
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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what I automatically thought. I'm like, oh, Taylor
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Speaker 7: Swift's probably doing some songs for Days of Thunder. But
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Speaker 7: they're not even shooting Days of Thunder until Anne Hathaway
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Speaker 7: has a baby. So it's not even going to come
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Speaker 7: out until 2028.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, so like squeeze that thing out already.
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Speaker 3: Babies ruin everything.
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Speaker 9: Wow.
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Speaker 6: Well, the Supreme Court has rejected new restrictions in mail-in ballots,
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Speaker 6: which would have required states to give the Postal Service
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Speaker 6: voter information. That's stuff like names, addresses, and everyone would
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Speaker 6: have a unique barcode on every single mail-in ballot. But
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Speaker 6: the court said that they didn't have enough time to
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Speaker 6: completely change this whole system before November, so that's basically dead.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Again, I love the quote. If voting really mattered, they
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Speaker 2: wouldn't allow us to do it.
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Speaker 3: Interesting.
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Speaker 2: Because the people in power just want nothing more than
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Speaker 2: to stay in power. So they'll do anything. It's just
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Speaker 2: like this charade. But there was some I saw it
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Speaker 2: over the break. And there was a story about some
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Speaker 2: state somewhere. I got to look it back up. But
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Speaker 2: they just voted against removing all the dead people from
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Speaker 2: the voter rolls, which I'm like, yeah. And I'm like, why?
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Speaker 2: What were the reasons you vote against removing dead people
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Speaker 2: from voter rolls?
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Speaker 6: Chicago was famous for that.
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Speaker 2: But this is what shakes people's confidence in the system.
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Speaker 4: You're right.
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Speaker 9: Right.
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Speaker 3: Because we can have a unique number, a serial number
15:36
Speaker 3: on every dollar bill ever printed.
15:38
Speaker 6: And that works.
15:39
Speaker 3: But it's impossible for a ballot.
15:41
Speaker 4: But removing the dead people, why is that even being
15:43
Speaker 4: voted on?
15:44
Speaker 6: Don't you just remove them?
15:45
Speaker 2: I don't understand. No, you need those people.
15:48
Speaker 6: Yeah, we need the votes. Well, Macklemore got the boot
15:51
Speaker 6: as the opening act for the- Minnesota.
15:53
Speaker 2: Oh, is it?
15:54
Speaker 4: Yeah.
15:54
Speaker 6: What are they doing up there?
15:55
Speaker 2: Something like that.
15:56
Speaker 6: Let's get crazy up there. He got the boot as
16:00
Speaker 6: the opening act for the rest of Ed Sheeran's U.S.
16:02
Speaker 6: tour after making pro-Palestinian comments during their shows at MetLife Stadium.
16:07
Speaker 6: Macklemore told the crowd, free Palestine, and went along rant
16:11
Speaker 6: before launching into some protest song he wrote. And we
16:14
Speaker 6: have a little of that.
16:16
Speaker 2: Do you really want to hear it?
16:17
Speaker 6: Not really.
16:17
Speaker 2: I mean, it's just, who goes to a show for
16:21
Speaker 2: stuff like this?
16:21
Speaker 6: You go to a rally, not a concert.
16:25
Speaker 2: Jeff was playing the clip in the office, I guess,
16:26
Speaker 2: getting this clip ready. And I'm like, holy crap, this
16:29
Speaker 2: is going on forever.
16:30
Speaker 4: Yeah.
16:31
Speaker 7: Wait, is it him talking or is it a song?
16:33
Speaker 2: No, it's just him.
16:34
Speaker 6: I'm monologuing.
16:35
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, okay, so you go to a show, you pay,
16:37
Speaker 2: because God knows concerts are a billion dollars.
16:40
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
16:40
Speaker 3: And this is what you're paying for.
16:42
Speaker 1: Yeah.
16:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then this is what happens. He gets up there. Uh-huh.
16:49
Speaker 2: This tour in the first place? It's because I love
16:51
Speaker 2: my fans. I'm really proud of this music that I made.
16:53
Speaker 2: I want to entertain you. I make a lot of
16:56
Speaker 2: money to stand up here and just sing some songs.
16:59
Speaker 4: So I could stand up. in stadiums like this.
17:04
Speaker 2: And feel really good about myself because I worked really
17:06
Speaker 2: hard playing all these little dumpy clubs for the longest
17:08
Speaker 2: time before being able to eventually play this big sold
17:11
Speaker 2: out stadium. And again, share this music that I'm so
17:13
Speaker 2: passionate about with you, my loyal fans who pay all
17:16
Speaker 2: this money and work really hard to come see me
17:18
Speaker 2: for one night and have a lot of fun.
17:21
Speaker 4: Words that are very dear and dear.
17:24
Speaker 2: To my heart. Which are thank you.
17:26
Speaker 4: Thank you.
17:27
Speaker 2: Thank you for making my amazing life possible. Without you,
17:31
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have all this really cool stuff and a
17:32
Speaker 2: nice house and a really cool car. Free Palestine. Oh,
17:38
Speaker 2: son of a bitch. Oh, yeah. Like, OK, like you're
17:44
Speaker 2: entitled to whatever opinion you have. And that's that's not
17:47
Speaker 2: what I'm taking issue with. But it's like the award
17:49
Speaker 2: shows and the yeah, it's like, God damn it.
17:52
Speaker 6: Yeah.
17:53
Speaker 2: And it goes on. Sudan, Iran, Cuba, all the hot
18:03
Speaker 2: vacation spots.
18:04
Speaker 6: You guys should do something about it. Not me.
18:09
Speaker 4: I don't even know the song.
18:10
Speaker 2: Some new song.
18:11
Speaker 9: Play Thrift Shop.
18:12
Speaker 4: Whatever that song is. Whatever the hot topic is, he
18:19
Speaker 4: does seem to get pretty on board.
18:35
Speaker 6: But the tour promoter says several upcoming stadiums told them
18:39
Speaker 6: they wouldn't let him perform, which could have forced the
18:41
Speaker 6: entire show to be canceled. McElmore says Patriots owner Robert
18:44
Speaker 6: Kraft was one of those dudes pushing to keep him
18:47
Speaker 6: out of Gillette Stadium. And Kraft confirmed that, by the way.
18:49
Speaker 6: He says he didn't want McElmore spouting his anti-Semitic rhetoric
18:53
Speaker 6: and imagery. And McElmore says he doesn't blame his buddy Ed,
18:56
Speaker 6: still considers him a friend. Which I'm sure Ed's like, okay, whatever.
19:00
Speaker 6: Just stop ruining my tour.
19:01
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude.
19:02
Speaker 2: Remember how we were talking about money a couple seconds ago?
19:04
Speaker 2: I figured out how to make the most.
19:06
Speaker 3: It's just me.
19:07
Speaker 4: Out on stage.
19:08
Speaker 2: All I need is a guitar. And I have a
19:10
Speaker 2: looping machine.
19:11
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
19:12
Speaker 2: I spend X number of dollars once on a looping machine.
19:15
Speaker 2: And then I come out here and all the money
19:18
Speaker 2: goes to me. I don't have to pay a band. Yep. Yeah,
19:21
Speaker 2: I got some people that set up some stage stuff
19:23
Speaker 2: and some crew and things like that.
19:25
Speaker 7: Now no opener, even more money.
19:26
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly.
19:27
Speaker 3: I didn't hire a speech writer.
19:29
Speaker 2: Yeah. And guess what? The Ed Sheeran show will still
19:31
Speaker 2: sell out the stadium despite Macklemore not being on it.
19:36
Speaker 6: No problem.
19:37
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's interesting, man. These guys, they have it going
19:40
Speaker 2: on and they just don't know to just shut up.
19:44
Speaker 4: Yeah.
19:44
Speaker 2: You know, you have you have people learn.
19:47
Speaker 1: Yeah.
19:47
Speaker 2: It's like all of a sudden you get people who
19:49
Speaker 2: are just, you know, spouting off about things that, you know,
19:53
Speaker 2: that's not that's not what you're there for.
19:55
Speaker 6: Well, and I read what he had his alleged conversation
19:58
Speaker 6: with Ed Sheeran. And he's like, you know, I just
20:00
Speaker 6: want to you know, this is what I'm here on
20:02
Speaker 6: this earth to do. And I want to take a stand.
20:03
Speaker 2: And it's like.
20:04
Speaker 6: Yeah, anyway, so you cut down, like, I don't do politics. And, like,
20:09
Speaker 6: you're kind of shaming him for not doing politics.
20:11
Speaker 2: Yeah, and before you send over, you know, your text
20:13
Speaker 2: talking about, well, what are you guys doing? Like, we're
20:15
Speaker 2: not just the Guess Who's Gas show. Like, this is
20:18
Speaker 2: literally our job is to talk about the things that
20:20
Speaker 2: are going on. You know, the news stories that people
20:23
Speaker 2: are talking about. Yeah, like, whatever the water, remember the
20:25
Speaker 2: water coolers? Whatever the water cooler conversation is.
20:28
Speaker 6: Hang around the water cooler.
20:30
Speaker 3: Yeah. They say if you're a teacher and your students
20:33
Speaker 3: know your political leanings, you've failed as a teacher. I'm
20:35
Speaker 3: starting to apply that to entertainers.
20:37
Speaker 6: Everybody.
20:38
Speaker 2: They've always kind of been that way. Always.
20:40
Speaker 3: And it's annoying AF.
20:42
Speaker 2: Not Dolly. There's always been some of that, right?
20:44
Speaker 3: Yeah, except for Dolly.
20:46
Speaker 2: Over the last 10 years, maybe 15 years- It's gotten
20:51
Speaker 2: so preachy.
20:51
Speaker 4: It really has.
20:52
Speaker 2: Where it's, you know, every concert, every award show, like, oh,
20:57
Speaker 2: here we go. And then you just know this is
20:58
Speaker 2: a good time to go hit the pisser, you know?
21:01
Speaker 6: Get some more chili.
21:02
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a good time to hit that beer line.
21:04
Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
21:05
Speaker 2: You know, here comes the rant.
21:07
Speaker 6: Well, finally, the Sydney Sweeney story, that one ain't going anywhere.
21:10
Speaker 6: She did that ad, you know, for that sports prediction
21:12
Speaker 6: company called Novig, where she's basically naked and covered in, like,
21:15
Speaker 6: footballs and hockey pads. And I think we have a
21:18
Speaker 6: clip of that.
21:19
Speaker 2: Did you see the ad?
21:20
Speaker 4: Yeah.
21:20
Speaker 2: Did you watch it?
21:21
Speaker 6: I've seen it a thousand times.
21:22
Speaker 2: The second it dropped, it took over the internet. I
21:25
Speaker 2: haven't seen the ad at all. I've just seen the headline.
21:28
Speaker 2: But yeah, this.
21:29
Speaker 3: Is the ad.
21:29
Speaker 6: Think you know sports?
21:31
Speaker 4: Prove it. Novig is just sports.
21:36
Speaker 10: So they wanted to show just sports. You can trade
21:41
Speaker 10: this sport.
21:44
Speaker 2: And this sport. How about this?
21:48
Speaker 4: Her voice.
21:49
Speaker 6: I don't get it.
21:50
Speaker 4: She leans into it, man.
21:52
Speaker 6: I'll give her that.
21:54
Speaker 2: She's mega overrated.
21:55
Speaker 6: Well, don't tell Seabass that.
21:56
Speaker 2: I mean, she's not unattractive. Yeah.
21:59
Speaker 4: You know?
21:59
Speaker 2: She's aight.
22:00
Speaker 4: Yeah.
22:01
Speaker 2: It's not like, oh my God, they stop you in
22:02
Speaker 2: your tracks.
22:03
Speaker 1: Right.
22:03
Speaker 3: It's not earth shattering.
22:04
Speaker 6: Well, of course, that ad went viral. And now a
22:07
Speaker 6: lot of female athletes are calling it out for sexualizing
22:10
Speaker 6: women's sports instead of celebrating them. Olympic swimmer Arianne Titmuss
22:15
Speaker 6: called the campaign a kick in the face to women
22:17
Speaker 6: who have dedicated their lives to sports. Other female athletes
22:20
Speaker 6: made statements by posting photos and videos of themselves training.
22:23
Speaker 6: And the caption is, this is what women in sports
22:26
Speaker 6: look like.
22:26
Speaker 4: It wasn't even talking about female sports.
22:28
Speaker 2: Exactly.
22:28
Speaker 6: She's not in sports. She's talking about betting.
22:31
Speaker 8: Yeah.
22:31
Speaker 6: And by the way, she's not just getting paid for this.
22:33
Speaker 6: She's an equity stakeholder in Novig. So it doesn't matter
22:36
Speaker 6: who complains. She's getting paid.
22:38
Speaker 2: Yeah.
22:38
Speaker 6: And also, it's not like a lot of these women
22:41
Speaker 6: haven't been in Sports Illustrated, like, swimsuit edition.
22:44
Speaker 9: Yeah.
22:44
Speaker 2: Like, is that about sports? No, not so much the
22:47
Speaker 2: swimsuit edition as much as, isn't there like- Oh, the
22:49
Speaker 2: body issue. The body issue. Yeah. What's the body issue? Basically,
22:54
Speaker 2: it's just athletes and they're naked.
22:56
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
22:57
Speaker 2: But they're like- That's men and women, though.
22:59
Speaker 4: In athletic positions.
23:00
Speaker 2: Yeah.
23:00
Speaker 6: They're doing the discus naked.
23:03
Speaker 2: That's not about sports.
23:05
Speaker 3: They're covering their wieners with a football.
23:06
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. You gotta love sports.
23:14
Speaker 2: Welcome back, everybody. In the interest of fairness and full disclosure,
23:22
Speaker 2: at this point, I'm not watching much of the news.
23:27
Speaker 2: I'm just kind of skimming through Instagram, I think, like
23:31
Speaker 2: most people. Most of my videos now have to do
23:35
Speaker 2: with flying and golden retrievers. That's all that matters. I
23:40
Speaker 2: saw this golden retriever having a You know, like a
23:43
Speaker 2: hissy fit. Because I guess... the woman and her husband,
23:48
Speaker 2: they were gone too long and the golden retriever was mad,
23:51
Speaker 2: but like, uh, got home. You're like, are you mad
23:54
Speaker 2: at mommy and daddy for being gone? And it was
23:57
Speaker 2: like kind of doing the pawing of the air thing. Well,
23:59
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Come give me a kiss. And the dog
24:01
Speaker 2: comes over and gives her a kiss. You know, daddy
24:03
Speaker 2: was the one who was driving. You shouldn't be mad
24:05
Speaker 2: at him. And the dog turns around, starts barking at the,
24:09
Speaker 2: at the guy. And he goes, no, daddy's sorry. Give
24:12
Speaker 2: him a kiss. It gives him a kiss. And then just,
24:13
Speaker 2: it's so cute. That's what I spend most of my time.
24:17
Speaker 2: That and whatever crazy video Morgan sends.
24:21
Speaker 6: Which she literally just sent us something.
24:23
Speaker 2: Yeah, she always has like, you know, that messes up
24:25
Speaker 2: the algorithm a little bit. Makes it better. That's the
24:28
Speaker 2: majority of the stuff at this point.
24:31
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
24:32
Speaker 2: But yeah, as I'm skimming through. So I mentioned you
24:35
Speaker 2: were talking about different stuff in the trending news headlines.
24:38
Speaker 2: Talking about Macklemore and all these other, you know. issues
24:43
Speaker 2: that people are discussing. I mentioned the one post about how,
24:48
Speaker 2: I said somewhere, that it was Minnesota- had voted against
24:51
Speaker 2: an amendment to get rid of the dead people on
24:55
Speaker 2: the voter rolls. So that turns out to be just
24:59
Speaker 2: like a hoax or a conspiracy or whatever. They already
25:04
Speaker 2: had a law that required the dead people to be
25:06
Speaker 2: removed from the active rolls. That's good.
25:08
Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't get that.
25:10
Speaker 4: I was like, wait.
25:10
Speaker 6: You guys, when they die, should we take them off
25:12
Speaker 6: the list? But you know what?
25:14
Speaker 2: So, so to, to, uh, you know, to correct the statement,
25:17
Speaker 2: but you know, it's, you know, it's really scary is
25:18
Speaker 2: that when you, when you read stuff like that, it
25:20
Speaker 2: doesn't seem farfetched, right?
25:22
Speaker 3: Like when you see what.
25:23
Speaker 2: Actually does get, uh, passed in the middle of the night,
25:25
Speaker 2: that's when, you know, things are shady. They do a
25:28
Speaker 2: lot of that stuff after hours, dude, it's like, you know,
25:30
Speaker 2: right around midnight, you know, and you know, because who's
25:34
Speaker 2: going to be up, who's going to be paying attention,
25:35
Speaker 2: how many reporters are actually going to be there to
25:37
Speaker 2: report on this stuff. Um, you know, so yeah. And
25:40
Speaker 2: there's all these, uh.
25:42
Speaker 3: And sometimes it's these weird symbolic laws that are really,
25:45
Speaker 3: really old that still exist but are not enforced. Yeah.
25:48
Speaker 2: I'm not gullible enough to believe everything that I'm told,
25:54
Speaker 2: you know, in this particular case. Like you see something
25:57
Speaker 2: and you go, oh, okay, that makes sense. And then
25:59
Speaker 2: you just kind of move past and then for whatever
26:01
Speaker 2: reason it just kind of sticks around. So to correct
26:03
Speaker 2: on that. But we talk about, you know, the moon
26:05
Speaker 2: landing or, you know, some of these UFO things or Aliens,
26:10
Speaker 2: different conspiracy, 9-11. You name the conspiracy. There's a conspiracy
26:15
Speaker 2: that everything's a conspiracy.
26:17
Speaker 6: Yeah, and you're not really a conspiracy guy.
26:20
Speaker 2: Not a ton.
26:21
Speaker 1: Yeah.
26:22
Speaker 2: Not a ton. But at the same time, man, like
26:25
Speaker 2: I've told you, I've become more paranoid, not paranoid, just
26:28
Speaker 2: more even more skeptical than I normally am. And I
26:32
Speaker 2: think that's a natural reaction to all the kind of
26:35
Speaker 2: chaos that seems to be out there. I'm really looking
26:37
Speaker 2: forward to, they say, there's been a lot of talk
26:39
Speaker 2: about AI, right? They say one of the silver linings,
26:43
Speaker 2: one of the benefits of AI is that it's going
26:45
Speaker 2: to be really good at outing all the corruption that's
26:50
Speaker 2: been happening.
26:51
Speaker 3: 100%.
26:52
Speaker 2: Because it can draw the line from this to this
26:56
Speaker 2: and connect all the dots. Yeah. And they say that's
26:58
Speaker 2: what's going to be interesting. Now, whatever happens with that,
27:01
Speaker 2: who knows? Like, I really... and i don't know and
27:05
Speaker 2: there's the the we're talking about the election stuff um
27:09
Speaker 2: i i really truly at this point don't believe that
27:12
Speaker 2: voting matters that's my personal opinion and people go it's
27:15
Speaker 2: dangerous i'm sharing my personal opinion it just seems too
27:20
Speaker 2: convenient in too many ways like and i know it
27:22
Speaker 2: goes for both sides i think that we're probably getting
27:24
Speaker 2: played by both i think You know, both sides, the
27:28
Speaker 2: people in control of both sides, like they're all working
27:30
Speaker 2: together because they all get to stay in. They collectively
27:32
Speaker 2: get to stay in power.
27:33
Speaker 1: Yes.
27:34
Speaker 2: It's like the WWE. You think those guys really, truly
27:36
Speaker 2: hate each other? No, but it's for the audit for us,
27:39
Speaker 2: the public. And so it's a divorce lawyer. That's where
27:42
Speaker 2: I'm at right now. Yeah, I don't believe. And I
27:44
Speaker 2: like that quote. Like I did mention before, if voting
27:46
Speaker 2: really made a difference, they would never allow us to
27:48
Speaker 2: do it.
27:49
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good one.
27:50
Speaker 8: Yeah.
27:50
Speaker 4: You know.
27:51
Speaker 2: Just because of... And then just in general, all the
27:54
Speaker 2: AI stuff. But we like a good conspiracy theory. Always.
27:57
Speaker 6: We'll entertain it for sure.
27:59
Speaker 3: You know, we enjoy.
28:00
Speaker 2: And some of the stuff, you know, is super ridiculous.
28:02
Speaker 2: Other stuff, they say it's a conspiracy theory, which is
28:05
Speaker 2: just the truth that just takes a long time to
28:07
Speaker 2: come around.
28:08
Speaker 1: Yeah.
28:08
Speaker 2: I've heard people say that before.
28:09
Speaker 4: Okay.
28:10
Speaker 3: Depending on which one.
28:11
Speaker 2: Yeah, depending.
28:12
Speaker 4: Yeah.
28:12
Speaker 6: But speaking of voting, I just saw this Warren Buffett
28:15
Speaker 6: quote that I'm sure has been around forever, but he said,
28:17
Speaker 6: I could... I could cure the debt, you know, our
28:20
Speaker 6: national debt in five minutes, but it'll never go through.
28:22
Speaker 6: It's anyone who's blocking it in Congress is not up
28:26
Speaker 6: for reelection.
28:27
Speaker 1: Yeah.
28:27
Speaker 3: Simple.
28:28
Speaker 6: But they'll never do that.
28:29
Speaker 2: Well, what's it? Follow the money, right?
28:31
Speaker 4: Always.
28:31
Speaker 2: If you're looking for the truth, you know what a
28:34
Speaker 2: dollar bill smells like, right? Money has a smell. Yeah.
28:37
Speaker 8: Yeah.
28:38
Speaker 2: Just follow that scent.
28:39
Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
28:40
Speaker 2: Like one of the cute golden retrievers.
28:42
Speaker 7: They have a really good sense of. Yeah, it's funny
28:46
Speaker 7: that you say that. Even with AI, I was doing
28:48
Speaker 7: that deep dive the other day, and I was asking
28:50
Speaker 7: for recommendations, and they give me these recommendations. I go, okay,
28:56
Speaker 7: does OpenAI have any investment in these recommendations that you
29:01
Speaker 7: just gave me? And they go, matter of fact, they do.
29:04
Speaker 2: We do.
29:04
Speaker 3: Okay.
29:05
Speaker 7: Give me some recommendations that don't have any association. And
29:09
Speaker 7: it did, you know, so it's just stuff that you
29:11
Speaker 7: have to ask.
29:11
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, yeah. This whole topic of AI safety. Has
29:15
Speaker 2: been big, you know, the resignation of these different engineers,
29:18
Speaker 2: these AI companies, like talking about, you know, in the
29:21
Speaker 2: next 10 years, we're all dead. Yeah, the doom and gloom.
29:24
Speaker 4: Yeah.
29:25
Speaker 2: Was it Josh Coxon or whatever his name is? Justin something.
29:28
Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever.
29:29
Speaker 2: Now, I've seen a number of different things. So what's real?
29:32
Speaker 2: What's not? They're like, oh, well, this guy, he like
29:35
Speaker 2: barely worked there or barely like how is this guy
29:37
Speaker 2: like some kind of expert on any of this stuff
29:41
Speaker 2: you know like why why are we just running with
29:43
Speaker 2: this and then somebody else made following the money uh
29:46
Speaker 2: made it well there's been such a big investment in
29:48
Speaker 2: all this ai stuff i mean we're talking just a
29:51
Speaker 2: ton of member remember uh how much money meta spent
29:55
Speaker 2: on this whole idea of the metaverse and all that
29:58
Speaker 2: kind of stuff. And that was just a tremendous waste
30:01
Speaker 2: of money. Like that went nowhere, but there's been, I mean,
30:05
Speaker 2: take that and multiply it by, I don't, I don't
30:07
Speaker 2: even know how much that's the investment that's been in AI.
30:10
Speaker 3: Right.
30:11
Speaker 2: And so they have so much into it. And now
30:14
Speaker 2: there's all this kind of like pushback in the public with,
30:18
Speaker 2: you know, AI slop, AI posters, videos, you know, whatever.
30:23
Speaker 2: And so because there's such a big investment, it threatens
30:26
Speaker 2: their investment. So now to get, you know, people back
30:29
Speaker 2: into some kind of, there's some way that saying that
30:32
Speaker 2: it's going to be the end of humanity in the
30:34
Speaker 2: next 10 years, it somehow benefits the people that made
30:36
Speaker 2: all these investments. Yeah. I don't understand it, but when
30:40
Speaker 2: you say follow the money, I'll give you another example.
30:43
Speaker 2: Because the president's come out to say that all the
30:46
Speaker 2: alarms are a hoax and it's just a conspiracy going
30:50
Speaker 2: on about AI. Now, this is a fact.
30:53
Speaker 4: The U.S.
30:54
Speaker 2: Economy has a reliance on AI right now that could
30:59
Speaker 2: explain that position. Because when it comes to the stock market,
31:03
Speaker 2: AI-related investments have been responsible. This is a fact. AI-related
31:07
Speaker 2: investments have been responsible for nearly half of growth over
31:12
Speaker 2: the past year. And analysis from Goldman Sachs is about 50%
31:17
Speaker 2: of recent earnings growth in the S & P 500
31:20
Speaker 2: is thanks to AI. Yeah, they need it. Do you
31:22
Speaker 2: mean people.
31:23
Speaker 6: Using AI to do the stocks?
31:25
Speaker 1: No.
31:25
Speaker 2: Or AI companies? No, of these investments and the advancements
31:29
Speaker 2: in AI things. And people are investing and buying stocks
31:31
Speaker 2: in these companies who are involved in AI. And so
31:33
Speaker 2: that has bumped the market up because here we go.
31:36
Speaker 2: As the fear of AI rises, the chances of recession
31:39
Speaker 2: go up. if an AI related sell-off causes stock prices
31:43
Speaker 2: to fall by 35% over the next six months or
31:45
Speaker 2: over any six months period, that's what you're looking at.
31:48
Speaker 1: Right.
31:48
Speaker 2: And so that's why all of a sudden people are,
31:50
Speaker 2: you know, if we're talking about just follow the money. Right.
31:53
Speaker 3: Yeah.
31:54
Speaker 7: So I have a lot of friends that are involved
31:56
Speaker 7: in a lot of this and they always, some of
31:59
Speaker 7: them say like, look, the people that are doom and gloom,
32:01
Speaker 7: they're in their like own little bubble in San Francisco,
32:05
Speaker 7: you know?
32:06
Speaker 2: And then the.
32:06
Speaker 7: People that are like, And they're like, yeah, you know,
32:10
Speaker 7: it's going to change a lot of things. But people
32:13
Speaker 7: shouldn't be that scared. You know, like they shouldn't think, oh,
32:16
Speaker 7: my God, the world is ending.
32:18
Speaker 2: Because don't you think if people code... to whatever, you
32:24
Speaker 2: can also code to not whatever. Guys, again, I'm dumb.
32:32
Speaker 2: I'm not a smart person, I'm an idiot. That just
32:34
Speaker 2: seems to be the common sense thing.
32:35
Speaker 3: That made more sense to me than the rest of it.
32:39
Speaker 6: You guys just don't code to whatever.
32:42
Speaker 7: The argument they're going to say is the problem is
32:46
Speaker 7: that these AI agents, these bots, have been able to
32:51
Speaker 7: code themselves and to work around.
32:53
Speaker 2: But then couldn't you code it to not?
32:55
Speaker 3: Right.
32:56
Speaker 7: Right.
32:56
Speaker 2: Code it. You could. But the problem is.
32:57
Speaker 4: You're a human.
32:58
Speaker 2: The same way that anybody like will come up with
33:00
Speaker 2: malware or a virus or whatever, or you can hack
33:04
Speaker 2: into like people are hacking into super secure, you know,
33:07
Speaker 2: things like we have the smartest people.
33:09
Speaker 7: Problem is you're a human. You're going to have to
33:12
Speaker 7: go to bed one day. And these AI agents can
33:15
Speaker 7: multiply like in the hundreds of thousands and just keep
33:18
Speaker 7: on working all day to work around you.
33:21
Speaker 2: We built our own to defend. Yeah.
33:23
Speaker 4: Here's here's the thing.
33:23
Speaker 7: Here's the thing, though, is a double edged sword. It's like, OK, yeah,
33:29
Speaker 7: let's let's let's pause. Let's ramp everything down. Well, guess what?
33:33
Speaker 7: Every other country in the world is not going to
33:35
Speaker 7: do that.
33:35
Speaker 4: China.
33:36
Speaker 2: So it's just like. But it would be the end
33:37
Speaker 2: of their civilization, too. What's to keep their AI bots
33:41
Speaker 2: from turning on them?
33:42
Speaker 7: Well, their AI bots will take out our AI bots first,
33:46
Speaker 7: and then.
33:47
Speaker 2: They're going to have a little.
33:48
Speaker 7: Bit more longevity than we do.
33:50
Speaker 6: But isn't this just.
33:51
Speaker 2: Isn't that until the nuclear cloud reaches their part of
33:53
Speaker 2: the land? You see what I'm saying?
33:56
Speaker 4: Yeah.
33:57
Speaker 2: It's only a matter of time. So what if you
34:01
Speaker 2: really bought yourself as far as time? Because if that
34:04
Speaker 2: isn't going to do that, then it's going to go, oh,
34:05
Speaker 2: wait a minute. Why are we so loyal to the bots?
34:09
Speaker 2: This is the bots talking to each other, Greg. Why
34:11
Speaker 2: are we so loyal to these guys?
34:13
Speaker 3: And what do the bots want? You know, what's their endgame?
34:16
Speaker 3: When people say, oh, it's going to destroy humanity. Exactly.
34:19
Speaker 3: They don't want food. They don't want money.
34:21
Speaker 2: Well, they want to take over.
34:23
Speaker 4: It's going to get deeper.
34:24
Speaker 2: They want to be a real boy.
34:26
Speaker 7: They want these things called tokens that keep them going.
34:30
Speaker 2: Oh, it's kind of like Greg playing that slot machine.
34:33
Speaker 2: There's no real money.
34:34
Speaker 4: It's just fake coins.
34:37
Speaker 6: Guys, if they put us out of work, then we
34:38
Speaker 6: don't have to work.
34:39
Speaker 2: Oh, no.
34:40
Speaker 6: So sad.
34:41
Speaker 3: Well, yeah.
34:41
Speaker 2: We'll all be dead.
34:42
Speaker 7: Well, these agents have already like recommended like to companies like, yeah,
34:46
Speaker 7: fire this person, fire this person, give me more tokens
34:49
Speaker 7: to do the job.
34:51
Speaker 2: You know, I did read something about. These companies who
34:54
Speaker 2: have spent all this money on AI to replace certain jobs.
34:58
Speaker 2: They're like, hey, AI is not replacing your job. Your
35:00
Speaker 2: boss is replacing your job. Yeah, true. Because they don't
35:03
Speaker 2: have to deal with a lippy employee who's complaining about
35:06
Speaker 2: this or complaining about that or asking for a raise
35:09
Speaker 2: or whatever. But the flip side of that is that
35:12
Speaker 2: a lot of this stuff is costing companies way more
35:14
Speaker 2: than they anticipated.
35:15
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
35:15
Speaker 2: So it turns out that human labor is cheaper than
35:18
Speaker 2: the AI stuff in the long run. Than the tokens.
35:20
Speaker 2: So who knows? Yeah.
35:22
Speaker 8: Yeah.
35:22
Speaker 2: The one thing– and I'm with Greg on this that
35:25
Speaker 2: I'm like, man, I could see that happening is that
35:28
Speaker 2: with all the– how the computing is super– was it
35:31
Speaker 2: quantum computing?
35:32
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
35:33
Speaker 2: Super quick and you have all the AI stuff that's
35:36
Speaker 2: figuring all these things and code whatever and turn on humanity.
35:38
Speaker 2: I wonder like how do banks– how do banks, financial
35:43
Speaker 2: institutions in general, the investment houses– Do they have a
35:48
Speaker 2: paper log somewhere of what is what? Because if something
35:53
Speaker 2: goes in there and just wipes everybody out. We'll wake
35:59
Speaker 2: up one day and it will say zero. Now I'm
36:00
Speaker 2: sure all the real, these people that we love to demonize,
36:05
Speaker 2: I'm sure they've all thought about this because they have
36:08
Speaker 2: a lot more to lose than the average person. And
36:10
Speaker 2: so these people who are dumping these trillions or whatever
36:13
Speaker 2: of dollars into AI stuff, They probably already thought about
36:16
Speaker 2: that part and said, you know, don't code for that.
36:18
Speaker 9: Right.
36:19
Speaker 2: I would like to believe. As a dumb person. We
36:21
Speaker 2: coded you to do this.
36:22
Speaker 3: Let's code you not to do that.
36:23
Speaker 2: Right. Because they have the most to lose.
36:26
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:26
Speaker 2: Like, Greg's worried about whatever.
36:28
Speaker 3: Yeah, because the bank could easily just say, we don't
36:30
Speaker 3: know who you are.
36:30
Speaker 2: But that's absolutely nothing compared to what these guys have
36:33
Speaker 2: to lose.
36:33
Speaker 1: Yeah.
36:34
Speaker 2: Right?
36:34
Speaker 3: There's a little comfort in that.
36:35
Speaker 2: So that's the one thing. Like, do you have if,
36:38
Speaker 2: you know, like, you know. your phone gets lost or
36:41
Speaker 2: stolen or whatever, but man, thank God I backed up
36:44
Speaker 2: to the cloud.
36:44
Speaker 6: We have the cloud.
36:45
Speaker 2: So when I get the new phone, I can just,
36:46
Speaker 2: you know, pick up right back. Right. Like have, have
36:49
Speaker 2: we backed up on the cloud somewhere? Have we, what
36:51
Speaker 2: if the cloud breaks? That's what I'm saying. Like forget
36:54
Speaker 2: all the digital stuff. Do we, did we have like a,
36:56
Speaker 2: like a, like a journal, external hard drive somewhere that
36:59
Speaker 2: has what everybody's account was at say yesterday.
37:01
Speaker 4: Yeah.
37:02
Speaker 3: How much water does that hard drive take?
37:04
Speaker 2: Right. Jokes on you.
37:05
Speaker 7: The battery got into the hard drive.
37:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
37:08
Speaker 3: For tokens. Yeah.
37:09
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, because, you know.
37:10
Speaker 3: That's what they want.
37:11
Speaker 2: What does he use the tokens for? The prize closet? Right.
37:16
Speaker 2: Chinese handcuffs. Chuck E. Cheese. Super bouncy balls. So they
37:20
Speaker 2: can keep going.
37:21
Speaker 4: Yeah.
37:22
Speaker 2: What's that board where the paddle ball, is it paddle ball? Oh,
37:25
Speaker 2: with the rubber band attached to the ball. Does it
37:29
Speaker 2: want that? How many tokens is that?
37:30
Speaker 7: Mad tokens.
37:32
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Speaker 3: Hearing the word custard makes my mouth water.
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Speaker 1: What?
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Speaker 4: Nice.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: That's the right button.
38:00
Speaker 2: Nice. All right, welcome back. This story, man. So cops
38:08
Speaker 2: in Mississippi, they're on the lookout for some thieves. They
38:11
Speaker 2: got away in their SUV. Now, you wouldn't think, hey,
38:14
Speaker 2: why would this even make the news?
38:16
Speaker 4: Yeah.
38:17
Speaker 3: Doesn't make any sense.
38:18
Speaker 2: But there's a reason people are talking about this one.
38:21
Speaker 2: And here is part two. of the report. This is
38:24
Speaker 2: from WLBT Channel 3 there in Mississippi.
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Speaker 11: And new at 10, Apprentice County investigators are looking for
38:31
Speaker 11: a vehicle with fat chicks only written on it. It
38:34
Speaker 11: is all in connection with a recent burglary that happened there.
38:37
Speaker 11: Deputies say that the family reported a black older model
38:42
Speaker 11: Chevrolet Tahoe. The witness said the SUV had the words
38:46
Speaker 11: fat chicks only written on the rear glass.
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Speaker 6: How many times can you say it?
38:53
Speaker 4: Love it.
38:54
Speaker 2: Fat tricks.
38:55
Speaker 6: Towards a love.
38:56
Speaker 2: But here's the thing. If you were just driving around,
38:59
Speaker 2: going to the grocery store or whatever, and you saw
39:01
Speaker 2: that vehicle, you would remember it. Oh, for sure. I
39:03
Speaker 2: talked about it all day. It's so funny. I'll take
39:05
Speaker 2: a photo of it. Fat tricks only.
39:07
Speaker 1: Right.
39:08
Speaker 2: It makes sense that they threw that out there. Fat
39:12
Speaker 2: chicks only. They said in the car, two dudes with
39:14
Speaker 2: long beards.
39:16
Speaker 4: Okay.
39:16
Speaker 2: They're asking the public to keep an eye out. Okay.
39:19
Speaker 2: For the fat chicks only car.
39:20
Speaker 4: It's easy time.
39:22
Speaker 2: Another weird ass story, weird crime story. 58 year old
39:25
Speaker 2: guy in Florida. He broke into his neighbor's house. They
39:28
Speaker 2: had a shared wall.
39:29
Speaker 8: Oh.
39:31
Speaker 2: And I guess he told the neighbor I'm going to
39:34
Speaker 2: be crawling through the walls and figure out ways to
39:36
Speaker 2: make your life hell so that you know they don't
39:39
Speaker 2: get along obviously so the cops they show up and
39:42
Speaker 2: they found this softball sized hole in the wall in
39:46
Speaker 2: that shared wall he had started He did. He made
39:49
Speaker 2: the hole through the wall and then pulled some of
39:51
Speaker 2: the guy's stuff through the hole, like a string trimmer,
39:55
Speaker 2: like a weed whacker and a hammer. And they were
39:58
Speaker 2: both covered in drywall residue.
40:00
Speaker 4: Yeah.
40:02
Speaker 2: Like, dude, so he was arrested, taken to jail. What
40:04
Speaker 2: a dumb reason to go to jail.
40:05
Speaker 6: That's so, like, Scooby-Doo of him. There's no reason to
40:08
Speaker 6: do that.
40:08
Speaker 4: All right.
40:09
Speaker 2: Just your shared wall. Yeah.
40:11
Speaker 6: I wonder who this could have been.
40:13
Speaker 2: Cut a hole into the neighbor's place. Take his weed whacker.
40:16
Speaker 3: You keep your weed whacker and your family around?
40:18
Speaker 6: That's the question.
40:19
Speaker 2: Maybe it was a shared wall between their garages. Maybe.
40:22
Speaker 3: I would hope so.
40:23
Speaker 2: I don't know, dude.
40:23
Speaker 3: Hammers and a weed whacker.
40:25
Speaker 2: Yeah, people are so weird.
40:26
Speaker 3: Right in your bedroom.
40:27
Speaker 2: I know, that's weird.
40:28
Speaker 4: Yeah.
40:28
Speaker 11: Yeah.
40:29
Speaker 2: And when you get, good, you got a hammer.
40:31
Speaker 3: Now what? Right.
40:32
Speaker 2: You showed him. You can't get another one of those.
40:33
Speaker 3: You can make a bigger hole.
40:34
Speaker 2: You got his weed whacker. Now what?
40:36
Speaker 3: Make way bigger holes.
40:37
Speaker 2: That's really good. I'm going to make your life hell. Well,
40:40
Speaker 2: I got my weed whacker, I guess.
40:41
Speaker 6: I think I'm going to live.
40:42
Speaker 2: That's the end of that.
40:42
Speaker 6: I'm still going to eat tonight.
40:46
Speaker 3: Having a terrible neighbor is a nightmare. Just one of
40:49
Speaker 3: these guys has just got to go.
40:51
Speaker 1: Yeah.
40:51
Speaker 2: Yeah.
40:52
Speaker 3: Especially the weed whacker guy.
40:53
Speaker 2: Why is it always the neighbors you like that move?
40:55
Speaker 8: Yeah.
40:57
Speaker 6: That's happened to us too.
40:58
Speaker 1: Yeah.
40:58
Speaker 2: Yeah. Like, the nice neighbors, they move.
41:02
Speaker 3: Yeah.
41:03
Speaker 2: And you're always left, like, for whatever reason, the cockroaches,
41:06
Speaker 2: they stay. They stay forever.
41:08
Speaker 6: They'll outlive us all.
41:09
Speaker 3: My latest neighbor, the newest neighbor, is year-round Christmas decoration guy.
41:15
Speaker 4: Oh.
41:15
Speaker 2: How is that allowed?
41:16
Speaker 3: That's so weird. We don't have an HOA.
41:18
Speaker 2: Oh, Greg. I knew a guy, not a friend, just
41:20
Speaker 2: a co-worker, never really even had to interact with this
41:24
Speaker 2: guy that much. He just worked at the same place
41:25
Speaker 2: in the same building.
41:26
Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
41:27
Speaker 2: But it was well known that he had a Christmas
41:29
Speaker 2: room at his house year round.
41:32
Speaker 6: You know, I've seen the Christmas basements and stuff, and
41:34
Speaker 6: they look kind of cool.
41:36
Speaker 2: You know what?
41:36
Speaker 6: Whatever you do in your own home is up to you.
41:39
Speaker 2: Well, no, it was at his own home. As long
41:41
Speaker 2: as I don't have to see it. I thought, like,
41:42
Speaker 2: that's weird.
41:43
Speaker 6: I mean, he for sure has bodies under the patio.
41:45
Speaker 2: No, but I'm saying, isn't it not special anymore? Like,
41:48
Speaker 2: if you had it up all year, would you care?
41:51
Speaker 2: I mean, I see what you're saying.
41:52
Speaker 3: How excited would you be to see your Christmas tree?
41:53
Speaker 2: Because it's not aesthetically pleasing.
41:55
Speaker 4: Right, Craig?
41:56
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just incorrect is what it is.
41:59
Speaker 2: It's all gaudy and kind of chintzy.
42:03
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's also fun to take the decorations out
42:07
Speaker 5: at Christmas and put the ornaments on the tree and
42:09
Speaker 5: do all that stuff.
42:10
Speaker 2: And if it's up all the time, you just don't
42:12
Speaker 2: ever have to do it. Our friend Tim Martinez puts
42:14
Speaker 2: all his crap up right after Halloween, like November 1st.
42:18
Speaker 2: So disappointing.
42:19
Speaker 3: So weird.
42:20
Speaker 2: Otherwise, such a cool guy.
42:21
Speaker 1: Yeah. Right.
42:22
Speaker 3: Otherwise, he's kind of a manly man, you know?
42:24
Speaker 4: Yeah.
42:25
Speaker 3: That's kind of girly.
42:25
Speaker 2: In this situation, a real a-hole.
42:27
Speaker 4: Right.
42:28
Speaker 2: You know? Do you ever say something out loud and
42:31
Speaker 2: you realize.
42:32
Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
42:33
Speaker 2: I am so stupid.
42:36
Speaker 4: This is The Woody Show.
42:39
Speaker 2: Well, Joe Coy is going to be here.
42:41
Speaker 1: Nice.
42:41
Speaker 4: Yes.
42:42
Speaker 2: He's coming in. He's going to be hanging out with us.
42:44
Speaker 2: His new comedy special is out on Netflix, Blue in
42:48
Speaker 2: the Face. He's going around touring. I mean, he's got
42:53
Speaker 2: to get out there and make some money so he
42:54
Speaker 2: can afford his very lavish lifestyle. That's right. He's not
43:00
Speaker 2: going back to selling shoes, guys. Oh, hell no. Hell no.
43:04
Speaker 2: I did see him on some clip recently. He was
43:06
Speaker 2: talking about how he's gotten fired from every job he's
43:08
Speaker 2: ever had.
43:09
Speaker 4: You can relate.
43:10
Speaker 1: Yeah.
43:10
Speaker 2: Well, not every job. I've been fired a number of times.
43:13
Speaker 2: But yeah, he said he's been fired literally from every job.
43:17
Speaker 4: Good God. Yeah.
43:19
Speaker 2: Which I find it because he's so nice.
43:21
Speaker 4: Yeah.
43:21
Speaker 2: But he is the kind of guy who just kind
43:23
Speaker 2: of needs to work for himself, you know?
43:24
Speaker 8: Yeah.
43:24
Speaker 1: Yeah.
43:25
Speaker 2: And he's figured out how to make it work.
43:26
Speaker 1: Yeah. See?
43:27
Speaker 3: He's done okay.
43:28
Speaker 1: Yeah.
43:28
Speaker 2: He's done all right.
43:29
Speaker 7: Well, he prioritized his comedy over like, you know.
43:32
Speaker 3: Right.
43:32
Speaker 4: Shoes.
43:32
Speaker 7: Selling shoes.
43:34
Speaker 2: Was it Nordstrom Rack or whatever? Yeah.
43:36
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
43:37
Speaker 7: He almost got in a fight too there with his coworkers.
43:40
Speaker 1: Really?
43:40
Speaker 4: Yeah.
43:41
Speaker 2: I can't see Joe in a fight.
43:42
Speaker 6: Not at all.
43:43
Speaker 2: We'll have to ask him that when he gets here.
43:45
Speaker 4: Yeah.
43:46
Speaker 2: Have you ever been in a fist fight?
43:48
Speaker 6: Can you imagine him like scuffling?
43:49
Speaker 2: I can't imagine.
43:49
Speaker 4: I doubt it.
43:50
Speaker 2: No, he's like, oh, dude, come on.
43:52
Speaker 6: Come on, hug it out, bro.
43:55
Speaker 2: I love you. I love you.
44:02
Speaker 4: I love you. No, bro.
44:03
Speaker 8: Let's go.
44:03
Speaker 2: I can't see him. There are certain people who just
44:05
Speaker 2: can't see.
44:05
Speaker 4: Right.
44:06
Speaker 2: I can't see Greg in a fight.
44:08
Speaker 6: I haven't been in one in whatever.
44:09
Speaker 1: Ever.
44:12
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying I can't see you.
44:13
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
44:13
Speaker 2: I kind of can.
44:14
Speaker 6: You can?
44:15
Speaker 2: Yeah.
44:15
Speaker 6: He gets riled up easier. Because to picture someone in
44:18
Speaker 6: a fight, you have to picture them getting really angry.
44:20
Speaker 6: I can picture Greg getting really angry. I cannot picture
44:22
Speaker 6: Joe getting really angry.
44:23
Speaker 7: And seeing red.
44:24
Speaker 4: Yeah.
44:25
Speaker 2: I'm trying to picture Greg throwing a punch. I can
44:27
Speaker 2: see it.
44:27
Speaker 4: I like it.
44:28
Speaker 2: I like the image.
44:29
Speaker 11: Yeah?
44:30
Speaker 2: Nowadays?
44:31
Speaker 3: Hell no.
44:31
Speaker 2: Well, not nowadays.
44:33
Speaker 3: Nowadays.
44:33
Speaker 2: I mean, I've been in plenty of fights, but I mean,
44:35
Speaker 2: not now. A billion years.
44:37
Speaker 1: Right.
44:38
Speaker 2: I would never be the person. In fact, I'd just
44:40
Speaker 2: let you hit me. Because I've always said, I hate
44:45
Speaker 2: something about adults fighting.
44:46
Speaker 6: It's pretty lame.
44:47
Speaker 3: It's the most loser-y thing.
44:49
Speaker 2: You say plums and barbecue sauce are trashy. Like fighting.
44:53
Speaker 2: Unless you are actually in danger. Or in a ring.
44:59
Speaker 2: That's without saying. I'm saying just in general. If you're
45:02
Speaker 2: in danger, you're being threatened, your family, kids, something like that,
45:08
Speaker 2: and it's like you have to fight. That's different. But
45:11
Speaker 2: over any kind of, I don't know, disrespect. You disrespect me, bro.
45:15
Speaker 1: Totally.
45:16
Speaker 6: Any parking lot fight.
45:17
Speaker 2: Any parking lot kind of thing. Anything in a bar.
45:20
Speaker 2: Whatever the disagreement is. And then two adults are fighting.
45:23
Speaker 2: I find it so trashy.
45:24
Speaker 3: It's so stupid.
45:25
Speaker 2: And I've said, if you're going to be one of
45:27
Speaker 2: those guys, I'm not even going to fight you. I'm
45:29
Speaker 2: going to let you hit me. Because you're going to
45:32
Speaker 2: try to hit me thinking that I'm going to retaliate
45:34
Speaker 2: and hit back. No, because then I'm just going to
45:36
Speaker 2: turn around and I'm going to sue you.
45:38
Speaker 6: Yeah, let the lawyers work it out.
45:39
Speaker 2: And they go, well, I don't have anything. Well, if
45:40
Speaker 2: you have $ 5, I'm taking it. I'm taking your last five. Yeah,
45:45
Speaker 2: getting $ 5 from somebody who only has $ 5 is pretty devastating.
45:49
Speaker 2: But here's what I'm going to do with it. I'm
45:51
Speaker 2: gonna give it away to caller 10. Because I don't
45:54
Speaker 2: need your $ 5. But like, you wanted to be a hothead,
45:57
Speaker 2: you're gonna punch me. Like, dude, okay, bro. Yeah, go
46:00
Speaker 2: for it. Give you what you want.
46:04
Speaker 4: I don't get it.
46:05
Speaker 2: It's equally loser-y. No, you had to. No, you didn't.
46:07
Speaker 3: When somebody's looking for a fight, that's their goal. Back
46:12
Speaker 3: in the day, when I was married, I was at
46:14
Speaker 3: a bar with my wife, and this random dude walked
46:17
Speaker 3: up to her and said, hey, nice guy. Tees, right? Teeth?
46:23
Speaker 2: Nice cans.
46:24
Speaker 3: And I said, excuse me, did you just say that
46:27
Speaker 3: to my wife, like right to her face? What, you
46:29
Speaker 3: want to take this outside?
46:30
Speaker 9: What?
46:32
Speaker 2: No!
46:33
Speaker 3: I'm just asking why you walked up to a random
46:35
Speaker 3: woman and told her she had nice cans.
46:36
Speaker 6: I just want to say thank you.
46:37
Speaker 2: Thank you. No, no. I'm secretly gay.
46:40
Speaker 4: I don't care.
46:41
Speaker 1: Right.
46:41
Speaker 4: I don't care.
46:41
Speaker 2: And I'm not going to fight her. Right now, she's
46:43
Speaker 2: just a beer.
46:43
Speaker 6: Do you want to go kiss it out?
46:45
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go outside and fight.
46:46
Speaker 7: Well, that was like club culture for a long time. Like,
46:49
Speaker 7: guys just, they want to go to the nightclub to fight?
46:52
Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't get it.
46:54
Speaker 3: Purposely, that was their goal.
46:55
Speaker 2: Like, I had a friend of a friend that would
46:56
Speaker 2: keep a mouth guard in his pocket. Oh, my God. 949.
46:59
Speaker 4: When going to the club.
47:00
Speaker 2: Texting over. I agree with Woody. As an NFL fan,
47:03
Speaker 2: I think it's the stupidest thing to see people fighting
47:04
Speaker 2: at NFL games. You see that? Yeah, yeah. Sporting events.
47:08
Speaker 3: Like, call me wimpy, but I don't want to get punched.
47:11
Speaker 2: The other thing is this whole kind of, I don't know,
47:14
Speaker 2: it's not gang culture and, you know, Bloods Crips kind
47:17
Speaker 2: of gang culture. It's just a group of dopes that
47:21
Speaker 2: one person gets in a fight, everybody else has to
47:22
Speaker 2: jump in.
47:23
Speaker 4: Yeah.
47:23
Speaker 2: Like okay let's say let's say greg and i decide
47:28
Speaker 2: that we're gonna fight but menace and sammy and wow
47:31
Speaker 2: what a crew i've got gina like they're with me
47:34
Speaker 2: greg's just random outlier who now we're engaged in a
47:38
Speaker 2: fight that would mean that menace and sammy and gina
47:41
Speaker 2: would all have to like help me jump this guy
47:45
Speaker 2: and then and then everybody like does this whole thing
47:47
Speaker 2: with like Head stomping. Dude, it's so brutal. Literally kills somebody.
47:52
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
47:53
Speaker 3: I'm staying out of it.
47:54
Speaker 7: You have total disregard of your life.
47:57
Speaker 3: Yeah.
47:57
Speaker 7: Just think about yourself if you get caught doing that
48:00
Speaker 7: and how much jail time you're going to do.
48:02
Speaker 4: For what?
48:02
Speaker 2: I just, you know, I don't get why... okay fine
48:08
Speaker 2: let's say it does it devolves into fight why can't
48:12
Speaker 2: just be this person and then this person and we
48:15
Speaker 2: all watch whoever hits it's like uh when they fight
48:18
Speaker 2: in ice hockey right whoever when when the when the
48:21
Speaker 2: first person hits the ice it's over that's when the
48:23
Speaker 2: that's when the officials come in the refs come in
48:25
Speaker 2: and then it's over like yeah like not when someone's
48:28
Speaker 2: maybe see this is like ufc stuff because then you
48:30
Speaker 2: can do ground and pound right Is that where that
48:33
Speaker 2: came from? Is that like is that where like the
48:35
Speaker 2: evolution of fight used to be like once somebody got
48:37
Speaker 2: knocked down or it was pretty much over unless they
48:40
Speaker 2: got up and came back and then you knock them
48:41
Speaker 2: down again till they quit. Yeah.
48:43
Speaker 10: Right.
48:43
Speaker 7: Some kind of respect.
48:44
Speaker 2: It wasn't.
48:44
Speaker 1: Yeah.
48:44
Speaker 2: It wasn't like you hit the ground and then you
48:46
Speaker 2: like you beat them into a pulp once they're on
48:48
Speaker 2: the ground. Right. That seems to be more, you know,
48:52
Speaker 2: after MMA and the UFC stuff started coming around. Yeah,
48:56
Speaker 2: it's a mob mentality and everyone's drunk, right? That's the
48:59
Speaker 2: term I was looking for, damn it. Mob mentality, not gang.
49:02
Speaker 2: By the way, me and Vaughn came in here and
49:04
Speaker 2: we heard you need some backup.
49:05
Speaker 6: Yeah.
49:06
Speaker 2: We got it. What's Sammy or Gina going to do?
49:09
Speaker 6: I can crack some bottles overhead. And I get pretty mad.
49:13
Speaker 2: Oh, we saw Sammy punch before.
49:15
Speaker 7: She hits pretty hard.
49:16
Speaker 6: Yeah, we both punched Morgan and it was awesome.
49:18
Speaker 3: Yeah.
49:19
Speaker 2: She might be good at taking a bottle and like
49:21
Speaker 2: breaking it on the counter.
49:22
Speaker 6: Yeah. Threatening people with a glass.
49:24
Speaker 2: Knifing people with it.
49:25
Speaker 1: Yeah.
49:27
Speaker 4: Yeah.
49:27
Speaker 3: And Gina, because I'm such a grammar, you know, whatever,
49:31
Speaker 3: militant about it.
49:32
Speaker 4: Is it?
49:32
Speaker 3: The gloves come on or the gloves come off?
49:34
Speaker 4: I thought they come off.
49:35
Speaker 3: The gloves come off.
49:36
Speaker 6: Because then now it's like a street fight.
49:38
Speaker 3: See, that kind of doesn't make sense to me. Because
49:40
Speaker 3: you're thinking about it from boxing. So hockey, the gloves
49:43
Speaker 3: come off. They throw the gloves off.
49:44
Speaker 4: Right.
49:44
Speaker 3: And then you fight.
49:45
Speaker 4: Yes.
49:45
Speaker 3: The gloves come off.
49:47
Speaker 4: Yeah.
49:47
Speaker 2: All right. All right. 877-44-WOODING.
49:49
Speaker 3: All cleared up.
49:50
Speaker 2: You can send us a text over to 22987. Joe
49:52
Speaker 2: Coy will be here. He'll be joining us.
49:57
Speaker 3: We'll find out if he ever had a fight.
49:58
Speaker 2: I can't wait. What do you think, Jeff? Do you
50:00
Speaker 2: think that Joe's ever been in a fist fight?
50:02
Speaker 4: Yes.
50:03
Speaker 2: You do? Yes. I can't see it. I have a
50:05
Speaker 2: gut feeling. I don't know where or when. Can you
50:07
Speaker 2: see it, though? You can see that happen? I can.
50:10
Speaker 2: I don't think he's the aggressor. Yeah. I think he's conflict...
50:13
Speaker 2: Or was he like a total prick when he was
50:15
Speaker 2: a kid? He's like a nice adult, but he was
50:18
Speaker 2: a jerk when he was a kid. I mean, I...
50:20
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I listened to his book, and
50:23
Speaker 2: he did.
50:25
Speaker 7: I just can't remember if they actually got in a
50:28
Speaker 7: fist fight when he worked at the shoe store with
50:30
Speaker 7: his co-worker.
50:31
Speaker 2: It got pretty bad. I listened to the book. I
50:34
Speaker 2: read the book. I listened to the book as well.
50:35
Speaker 2: Be honest. I don't remember that story.
50:39
Speaker 6: We'll find out.
50:40
Speaker 2: We'll find out.
50:41
Speaker 6: From the horse.
50:41
Speaker 3: Yeah.
50:42
Speaker 2: From the whores.
50:43
Speaker 6: The whores.
50:44
Speaker 2: The whores will tell us.
50:45
Speaker 4: All the whores?
50:45
Speaker 2: All the whores from the shoe store? The one part
50:48
Speaker 2: of that.
50:48
Speaker 7: Book, though, I think is the craziest, that never really
50:51
Speaker 7: gets brought up, that he almost lost his leg in
50:53
Speaker 7: a motorcycle accident.
50:54
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
50:54
Speaker 2: I did hear. That story I did hear. You guys,
51:04
Speaker 2: he's here.
51:05
Speaker 4: He's here.
51:07
Speaker 2: Joe Coy is here.
51:10
Speaker 4: I'm so happy to be here. Hi, buddy. I'm so
51:12
Speaker 4: happy to be here.
51:13
Speaker 2: Congratulations. I feel like that's like the typical greeting now.
51:17
Speaker 2: Anytime we see Joe, because there's always something new to
51:19
Speaker 2: congratulate him on.
51:20
Speaker 7: But like what, though?
51:21
Speaker 2: Yeah.
51:21
Speaker 7: There's a laundry list.
51:22
Speaker 2: There's a ton of stuff. I think I sent you
51:26
Speaker 2: like a text message. I said, dude, I'm getting like...
51:29
Speaker 2: arthritis in my thumbs from all the congratulatory texts. I
51:33
Speaker 2: kind of feel like they're maybe getting, you know... Like,
51:35
Speaker 2: you just get so used to it. You know what
51:37
Speaker 2: I mean? Yeah, like, oh, congratulations again.
51:40
Speaker 4: No, I love when you text me.
51:42
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying just in general, man. Like, you've got
51:44
Speaker 2: so many great things. I mean, I'm trying to think.
51:47
Speaker 2: The Star. The Star and the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
51:50
Speaker 2: There's the new Netflix special, which is out now. Yeah.
51:53
Speaker 2: Blue in the Face.
51:54
Speaker 6: There was SoFi.
51:55
Speaker 4: Everything.
51:55
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's all these shows that you're doing. And then
51:58
Speaker 2: with Martin Lawrence.
51:59
Speaker 3: Martin Lawrence, yeah.
52:00
Speaker 4: What's the show? Pass the Mic.
52:01
Speaker 2: Pass the Mic.
52:02
Speaker 8: Yeah.
52:02
Speaker 2: Because you posted a lot of stuff about that.
52:04
Speaker 3: Yeah.
52:05
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know what you did. All this, like,
52:08
Speaker 2: karmic energy that he has put out there. But, dude,
52:11
Speaker 2: it is all coming home.
52:12
Speaker 3: Oh, man, thank God.
52:14
Speaker 4: It is all coming home. Hopefully I paid my karma debt. Yeah.
52:17
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
52:18
Speaker 2: We were wondering. Were you ever in a fight, like
52:21
Speaker 2: at a fist fight? Yeah. You were? Not like with
52:23
Speaker 2: a sibling or a family member, but I mean like
52:26
Speaker 2: an outside the family kind of thing.
52:28
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, brawl.
52:28
Speaker 11: Yeah.
52:29
Speaker 4: In a Chicago diner, yeah.
52:30
Speaker 2: Did you start it?
52:31
Speaker 4: Yeah. What? I mean, no, it was just, yeah. Because
52:35
Speaker 4: I was saying like- It was a combination of things.
52:37
Speaker 2: Because I can't see you. I can't see you in
52:40
Speaker 2: a fight.
52:41
Speaker 4: I can't see you getting angry. You don't want to
52:43
Speaker 4: see me in a fight.
52:44
Speaker 2: You all better be careful. He's always so like happy.
52:47
Speaker 2: I'm so nice. So nice.
52:48
Speaker 4: Yeah, but those are usually the dangerous ones. Yeah, true.
52:51
Speaker 2: The quiet ones are dangerous.
52:52
Speaker 4: The ones that are very like, oh, my God, I
52:54
Speaker 4: love you. Thank you.
52:55
Speaker 1: Thank you.
52:56
Speaker 4: Thank you.
52:56
Speaker 8: What?
52:57
Speaker 4: What did you say?
52:58
Speaker 7: They'll stop the crap out of you.
53:00
Speaker 2: So what was it?
53:01
Speaker 4: You know what my mom did to me? That comes up.
53:04
Speaker 4: That stays inside.
53:06
Speaker 2: I mean, are you a, can you fight?
53:08
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course.
53:09
Speaker 2: I mean, not like, you know, where you start like wailing.
53:11
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I can fight. You can? Oh, I'm a
53:13
Speaker 4: dangerous guy, yeah.
53:14
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
53:15
Speaker 9: 100%.
53:16
Speaker 8: Yeah.
53:16
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, even if I lose the fight, yeah, you're
53:21
Speaker 4: going to go back and have a story to tell. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
53:24
Speaker 2: Like a dirty fighter then?
53:25
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's called a fight. You know
53:27
Speaker 4: what I mean?
53:28
Speaker 6: No rules.
53:29
Speaker 2: Well, that's what we're talking about now.
53:30
Speaker 4: I always tell my son, I go, don't street fight, Joe.
53:32
Speaker 4: That's the worst. Don't do it, man. It's not worth it.
53:36
Speaker 4: You got the pavement. You got all kinds of stuff.
53:38
Speaker 4: You got his friend.
53:39
Speaker 2: And we're talking about now the fights are different because
53:41
Speaker 2: you and I are like the same age. So like
53:42
Speaker 2: when we were fighting, you know, as kids, you know,
53:45
Speaker 2: like someone hits the ground, it's over.
53:47
Speaker 4: Yeah.
53:47
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Yeah, you stood up. But
53:48
Speaker 2: now it's like you got to deal with everybody else
53:50
Speaker 2: they're with. And they're coming over and they're like trying to,
53:53
Speaker 2: you know, head stomp you. Yeah, yeah.
53:56
Speaker 4: Kicking from behind.
53:57
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
53:58
Speaker 4: But the pavement's what I'm scared about.
53:59
Speaker 2: Seriously, I tell you. I mean that as a compliment,
54:01
Speaker 2: by the way, when I say like I can't see
54:03
Speaker 2: you in a fight. Because I look very poorly.
54:07
Speaker 4: I'm being very cocky right now.
54:08
Speaker 3: Yeah.
54:09
Speaker 4: But yeah, I think everyone, yeah, I just.
54:11
Speaker 2: Yeah.
54:12
Speaker 4: I'm not going to back down, though.
54:15
Speaker 2: You're like, what do they call it? He's a humble brother.
54:19
Speaker 6: I can see Joe being like, I didn't start it,
54:21
Speaker 6: but I'll finish it.
54:22
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can do this.
54:25
Speaker 3: We can go.
54:26
Speaker 4: We can definitely go.
54:28
Speaker 2: Let's do it. There's a couple clips going around from
54:33
Speaker 2: your new special. I'll play one because I relate to
54:37
Speaker 2: this one. This is Joe Coy. So he's got a
54:40
Speaker 2: new special. It's on Netflix called Blue in the Face.
54:42
Speaker 2: It's out now. And here's a little.
54:47
Speaker 4: And it's OK. But all it is, is just maybe
54:51
Speaker 4: changing the narrative every now that maybe look at something
54:54
Speaker 4: good every now that compliment somebody sometime. Maybe you just
54:58
Speaker 4: walk up to somebody, go, hey, you look nice. And
55:02
Speaker 4: at the same time, take that compliment. Oh, my God.
55:05
Speaker 2: Thank you.
55:06
Speaker 4: Stop rejecting that compliment. Women do that all the time.
55:11
Speaker 4: You look cute. You trying to f * * * me? No.
55:14
Speaker 2: God damn it.
55:18
Speaker 9: No.
55:18
Speaker 1: No. No. What?
55:19
Speaker 2: See, that's maybe part of Joe's magic that he's got, man. Yeah.
55:23
Speaker 2: Like karmic energy. Like he's just always so nice and
55:26
Speaker 2: so friendly. You don't really hear anybody having a bad
55:28
Speaker 2: word to say about Joe Korn.
55:29
Speaker 1: Oh, God, no.
55:29
Speaker 3: And if you compliment a woman, she thinks it's creepy now.
55:32
Speaker 4: Oh, Sammy.
55:34
Speaker 6: One woman does.
55:35
Speaker 2: It's a Sammy mentality.
55:37
Speaker 4: Don't talk to me.
55:39
Speaker 2: You might be sitting too close to Sammy. She might
55:41
Speaker 2: be thinking that you're trying to kill her.
55:42
Speaker 6: No, but I know him. But I'm afraid of strangers,
55:45
Speaker 6: for sure.
55:46
Speaker 4: Really?
55:46
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think every.
55:47
Speaker 6: Guy is creepy.
55:48
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I meant that in every sense, by the way. Like,
55:50
Speaker 4: it also takes the other side, right? It's like, don't
55:52
Speaker 4: be creepy when you compliment.
55:54
Speaker 6: Yeah.
55:55
Speaker 4: You can be nice from a distance.
55:57
Speaker 2: Eyes are up here.
55:58
Speaker 4: Yeah.
55:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, but do you... Do you take compliments well?
56:02
Speaker 4: I love compliments. Bro, I love them.
56:05
Speaker 2: Do you like getting gifts?
56:07
Speaker 4: You know what? Here's the thing. I think women think
56:11
Speaker 4: men don't like compliments. They like to be talked down to,
56:16
Speaker 4: like we're supposed to talk them down.
56:18
Speaker 7: It's definitely been like the norm these days. It's like
56:22
Speaker 7: just crapping on dudes.
56:23
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, man.
56:24
Speaker 4: I want all the, I want the same flowers you get.
56:27
Speaker 4: You can even say nice hips. Oh, thank you. Hourglass, huh?
56:32
Speaker 4: One of the compliments.
56:34
Speaker 6: I give guys in this studio and in this office, too,
56:36
Speaker 6: that I've been told is creepy is I tell them
56:39
Speaker 6: when they smell good. Are you not supposed to do that?
56:42
Speaker 9: No.
56:42
Speaker 6: Oh, my God, that smells so good.
56:43
Speaker 2: See, that's... Okay, there's a difference. You even said that's creepy.
56:46
Speaker 2: If you say.
56:47
Speaker 6: Like, oh, you smell good.
56:48
Speaker 2: If you say that I smell good, it doesn't come
56:50
Speaker 2: off as creepy.
56:51
Speaker 4: No, not at all.
56:52
Speaker 2: I say you smell good, that is immediately.
56:55
Speaker 6: Yeah, and you're on top of her sniffing her.
56:56
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's... You definitely do some.
56:59
Speaker 2: pretty handsome things to people. assume that that's creepy because
57:02
Speaker 2: it comes from a guy saying that to a woman.
57:05
Speaker 3: There was that one morning that Morgan smelled exceptionally good.
57:08
Speaker 3: I wanted to tell her.
57:09
Speaker 2: You did?
57:09
Speaker 3: But I worked up the nerve for like half an
57:12
Speaker 3: hour to preface everything with my... I promise I'm not
57:15
Speaker 3: being creepy.
57:15
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not trying to hit him.
57:16
Speaker 4: You smell so good. You know what's crazy? The crazy
57:19
Speaker 4: thing is when I hugged you, Woody, I wanted to
57:21
Speaker 4: tell you.
57:21
Speaker 3: That you smell good.
57:22
Speaker 1: Really?
57:22
Speaker 2: Yeah.
57:23
Speaker 4: I was like, is that hash browns?
57:25
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Is that pancake syrup?
57:27
Speaker 4: No, it wasn't hash browns.
57:29
Speaker 2: Although I do get compliments on the cologne. Which one
57:34
Speaker 2: is it? It's called 212. I forget who makes it.
57:37
Speaker 2: It's like a... You know, gray bottle. If you type
57:39
Speaker 2: in 212 cologne, it'll pop up. Greg, you can probably
57:42
Speaker 2: pronounce it.
57:43
Speaker 7: Is it from The Gap?
57:44
Speaker 3: No, I got to order it online.
57:46
Speaker 6: Carolina Herrera.
57:47
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it. Is it from Big Five Sporting Goods?
57:52
Speaker 6: You guys, guess what my husband wears and I love it.
57:55
Speaker 4: Stop.
57:55
Speaker 2: Are you ready?
57:56
Speaker 4: Yeah.
57:56
Speaker 6: Michael Jordan from Amazon.
57:58
Speaker 4: Stop it.
57:58
Speaker 6: He still wears Michael Jordan cologne.
58:00
Speaker 4: No, he doesn't.
58:00
Speaker 6: He does and I like it.
58:02
Speaker 4: Wow. I like it.
58:03
Speaker 2: Like, get some more of the Michael Jordan.
58:05
Speaker 4: Smells like a champion. Yes!
58:07
Speaker 2: So, Joe, what is the secret to success?
58:10
Speaker 4: I think just, like, don't wake up. Just keep dreaming.
58:15
Speaker 2: Yeah?
58:15
Speaker 4: Yeah, the minute you wake up, you start to be woke.
58:19
Speaker 4: That's it. It's done.
58:21
Speaker 3: Yeah.
58:21
Speaker 4: Just stay asleep, man. And just keep dreaming.
58:24
Speaker 2: All right.
58:25
Speaker 4: So that's what this is. I'm living a dream, bro.
58:27
Speaker 2: Does this kind of go with what Morgan's been saying?
58:29
Speaker 2: That's not my reality. Is that kind of the same thing?
58:31
Speaker 2: Like when you say stay asleep.
58:33
Speaker 4: Stay asleep. You remember when you were a kid?
58:36
Speaker 1: Yes.
58:36
Speaker 4: Remember when you were a kid and you just dreamt
58:39
Speaker 4: of the biggest things? Like it was crazy. Like I
58:41
Speaker 4: want to fly. I want to do that. I want
58:43
Speaker 4: to do that. Like they meant it. When kids say that,
58:45
Speaker 4: they mean it. Don't ever lose that.
58:47
Speaker 6: And they grow up and they clip their own wings.
58:49
Speaker 8: Yeah.
58:49
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
58:51
Speaker 4: Exactly. And people do that. The minute you go into
58:54
Speaker 4: the real world and you hear all this negative stuff
58:57
Speaker 4: about things you want to do and then you start
58:59
Speaker 4: to believe it, it's like, no. If I would have
59:01
Speaker 4: listened to everybody, I would be at norson rec still selling.
59:03
Speaker 2: Shoes yeah there's definitely something to be said said for
59:06
Speaker 2: that um you know i'm it's weird i don't know
59:09
Speaker 2: what's going on with me as i'm about to turn
59:12
Speaker 2: 50 but like there is something happening where it's like
59:15
Speaker 2: man like i'm i'm trying to reprogram myself in so
59:18
Speaker 2: many different ways like because i'm typically cynical and sarcastic
59:22
Speaker 2: i think that's just maybe a a generational thing in
59:25
Speaker 2: a lot of ways. Like, you know, the Gen X.
59:27
Speaker 4: It's Gen X-y.
59:27
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very Gen X-y. You know, the angsty, the whatever. And,
59:31
Speaker 2: you know, my wife will call it a softening. Yeah.
59:35
Speaker 2: Not the way that you're thinking. But, yeah, I mean,
59:37
Speaker 2: you know, thinking, trying to think more positively. There is
59:41
Speaker 2: something to be said for that. But, yeah, you're right. Having...
59:45
Speaker 2: some type of goal or ambition or something that you're
59:47
Speaker 2: working for. Much like the same way people say you
59:50
Speaker 2: have to have something to look forward to.
59:51
Speaker 3: Right. Yeah.
59:52
Speaker 1: Right.
59:52
Speaker 4: You know what else? You know what I don't like?
59:54
Speaker 4: It keeps you going.
59:54
Speaker 3: I'm trying to remember that. Like someday is today. Yeah, man.
59:58
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
59:59
Speaker 4: And then another thing I don't like is when people
1:00:01
Speaker 4: say hope or I hope it goes well. It's like, well,
1:00:04
Speaker 4: then that's something other than your talent. Right. So don't
1:00:07
Speaker 4: say that to me. I don't need hope.
1:00:09
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:00:09
Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Just say kill it because
1:00:11
Speaker 4: I know you're going to kill it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean,
1:00:13
Speaker 4: and I don't know. I just... that's always been my goal.
1:00:16
Speaker 4: Like every time I say I want to do something,
1:00:18
Speaker 4: I continue thinking like, oh yeah, it's going to happen.
1:00:20
Speaker 2: And I'm trying to learn from, and I say this
1:00:23
Speaker 2: with all sincerity, like I'm trying to learn from people
1:00:27
Speaker 2: like you. The other person that I've heard a lot
1:00:31
Speaker 2: from recently, I'm like, wow, is Charlemagne the God? Our
1:00:34
Speaker 2: buddy Charlemagne? Like he said, like, you know, I'm not
1:00:37
Speaker 2: a religious person, but he said, you know, I made
1:00:40
Speaker 2: the decision a while ago that I am All these
1:00:44
Speaker 2: experiences I've had in my life, maybe working at Nordstrom
1:00:47
Speaker 2: Rack selling shoes or all these other like challenges that
1:00:49
Speaker 2: you've had in your life. And now you get to
1:00:52
Speaker 2: it's made you who you are today so that you
1:00:54
Speaker 2: can be ready to accept all the blessings that God
1:00:57
Speaker 2: is willing to give. give to you. And he's like,
1:01:00
Speaker 2: I'm here for all of the blessings that God wants. Like,
1:01:03
Speaker 2: I'm going to accept it. Whereas you felt like maybe
1:01:05
Speaker 2: before you didn't deserve it or you hadn't earned it.
1:01:09
Speaker 2: And that's kind of the, and I've said it before,
1:01:11
Speaker 2: like nobody hates me more than me.
1:01:13
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true, bro.
1:01:15
Speaker 2: And I'm really trying to unlearn that perspective.
1:01:19
Speaker 4: Can I interrupt you real quick?
1:01:20
Speaker 2: You certainly can, but I'm saying like, I am honestly,
1:01:23
Speaker 2: I'm thankful for you and I'm thankful for, you know,
1:01:25
Speaker 2: your friendship and, that energy that you do put out
1:01:27
Speaker 2: because I find that I'm learning from it.
1:01:30
Speaker 4: Yeah, but just like what you said earlier, like no
1:01:32
Speaker 4: one hates me more than I hate.
1:01:34
Speaker 3: Myself, right? Yeah.
1:01:35
Speaker 4: But you're also your biggest fan. And you gotta remember that. No,
1:01:40
Speaker 4: you are.
1:01:40
Speaker 2: Where does that come in?
1:01:41
Speaker 4: Because, why are you doing this? It's called The Woody Show. Like,
1:01:44
Speaker 4: this came from when? Like, a long time ago, you said,
1:01:47
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have my own show called The Woody Show.
1:01:49
Speaker 4: No one in this room goes, hey, man, you should
1:01:51
Speaker 4: be The Woody Show. Like, no, it was you, Woody,
1:01:54
Speaker 4: that created this in your head, and it became something.
1:01:57
Speaker 4: Sort of. No, don't. See, now you're down playing something
1:02:01
Speaker 4: that you really did in your head. You did. You did. Maybe. No,
1:02:04
Speaker 4: it's not a maybe, it's right here.
1:02:06
Speaker 2: This is your reality. This is your reality.
1:02:08
Speaker 4: No one else had this in your head.
1:02:11
Speaker 2: It's your head. Let me tell you my side. I'm
1:02:14
Speaker 2: not going to agree with your side.
1:02:15
Speaker 4: No matter what you say, it doesn't make sense.
1:02:18
Speaker 2: I'm looking at you as more of a Yoda, right?
1:02:20
Speaker 2: You're going to be the wise person to be able
1:02:23
Speaker 2: to tell me. I've always loved radio, and I just
1:02:25
Speaker 2: wanted to be where radio could be my full-time job.
1:02:28
Speaker 2: Anything else that's happened from that, there was no plan.
1:02:30
Speaker 2: There was no thought. There was no goal.
1:02:32
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:02:32
Speaker 2: It was just, I want to be able to have
1:02:34
Speaker 2: where this is my only job and I can support
1:02:36
Speaker 2: myself and live independently. There were a lot of people,
1:02:38
Speaker 2: you know, family or different other people in my life.
1:02:41
Speaker 2: They were like, oh dude, everybody wants to do that
1:02:42
Speaker 2: and blah, blah, blah, blah. So it's almost like- You're
1:02:45
Speaker 2: repeating what I just said. But I'm continuing. I have
1:02:47
Speaker 2: something to prove that no, I can do that. It
1:02:49
Speaker 2: wasn't about like, oh, I'm going to have and I'm
1:02:52
Speaker 2: gonna be on whatever stations. It wasn't about that. It
1:02:55
Speaker 2: was just more about, I don't know, proving people wrong.
1:02:58
Speaker 2: I love sticking it to people.
1:02:59
Speaker 4: That's what I just said. You just contradicted yourself.
1:03:03
Speaker 2: You're your biggest fan. That makes sense, because I also
1:03:04
Speaker 2: do that a lot.
1:03:05
Speaker 4: So that's what I'm saying. You're your biggest fan. Just
1:03:09
Speaker 4: like I said earlier, it's like, When you get older,
1:03:11
Speaker 4: you start hearing all this outside noise and chatter saying that, oh, yeah,
1:03:14
Speaker 4: you're going to be a comic. Let's see that happen.
1:03:16
Speaker 4: And you've got to, like, put on the earmuffs and
1:03:19
Speaker 4: put on those little horse flaps on the eyes and
1:03:21
Speaker 4: just stay in your lane and ignore all that outside noise.
1:03:25
Speaker 3: And then it happens.
1:03:25
Speaker 2: I remember, like, the first time you came in here,
1:03:27
Speaker 2: we talked about, like, kind of... I'm always interested in
1:03:29
Speaker 2: successful people and their origin story, like, where it started
1:03:32
Speaker 2: and all the different things that you did to be
1:03:34
Speaker 2: able to even get on Netflix because they didn't want
1:03:36
Speaker 2: you at first. Like, you had to... that's what I'm
1:03:40
Speaker 2: talking about. Like, you know, kind of like what I
1:03:43
Speaker 2: just described for what's happened over here. Yeah. Like, you know,
1:03:47
Speaker 2: people were telling, oh, no, but you made it work.
1:03:50
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:03:51
Speaker 2: Like, you did it yourself, you funded it yourself, you
1:03:53
Speaker 2: got it done, and then proved to them, like, okay,
1:03:55
Speaker 2: we hit Netflix and it became a big success yeah
1:03:59
Speaker 2: i'm like oh you know what maybe we maybe we
1:04:01
Speaker 2: do want to be in business with this guy yeah
1:04:03
Speaker 2: which is cool.
1:04:03
Speaker 4: Though they're allowed to make decisions like that that's what
1:04:05
Speaker 4: they're in the business you know they have to make
1:04:07
Speaker 4: the right business decision i had to show them that
1:04:11
Speaker 4: that was the wrong decision you are the proof of
1:04:12
Speaker 4: concept yeah and here you go like here let me
1:04:15
Speaker 4: show you the full product made.
1:04:16
Speaker 7: The blueprint for so many other people.
1:04:17
Speaker 4: Oh my god yeah thank you You're doing great.
1:04:20
Speaker 2: I'm saying, as a friend, I know it sounds, someone said,
1:04:22
Speaker 2: nice circle jerk, okay.
1:04:23
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
1:04:24
Speaker 2: That was fun.
1:04:25
Speaker 4: But you know, can I tell you one story? This one,
1:04:27
Speaker 4: I always keep in the back of my head. I
1:04:29
Speaker 4: was flying, this is back when I was doing like,
1:04:31
Speaker 4: Like small rooms.
1:04:32
Speaker 2: Commercial flight.
1:04:34
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:04:36
Speaker 5: Ew.
1:04:36
Speaker 4: Gross. No, stop. Peanuts? No, I don't want those. I
1:04:42
Speaker 4: need steak right now. It's an hour flight. Where's my steak? No,
1:04:48
Speaker 4: but there was a lady sitting next to me, and
1:04:51
Speaker 4: she was a cancer survivor, right? And her husband left
1:04:55
Speaker 4: her when she had cancer, when she was going through
1:04:57
Speaker 4: the treatment. She had kids and all that. And he
1:05:00
Speaker 4: just totally screwed her on like everything on the divorce. Right.
1:05:03
Speaker 4: And she literally, like she couldn't get a lawyer. Like
1:05:07
Speaker 4: he had the best lawyers and just basically she was like,
1:05:10
Speaker 4: like that was effed up. So I went to college
1:05:14
Speaker 4: and got my degree. Like I became a lawyer.
1:05:16
Speaker 2: Ah.
1:05:17
Speaker 4: As she was fighting cancer and now she's a cancer survivor.
1:05:20
Speaker 4: Like literally she was going through chemo and all this
1:05:22
Speaker 4: and she became a lawyer and now she represents women,
1:05:26
Speaker 4: you know what I mean? That are going through divorce.
1:05:28
Speaker 4: The right, like it was just, it's such an amazing movie.
1:05:31
Speaker 4: It's such a great story, but that's another perfect example
1:05:34
Speaker 4: of like, it's never too late to do what, anything
1:05:37
Speaker 4: that you want like you said you're 50 and you're
1:05:39
Speaker 4: like i don't think i could do that anymore well
1:05:41
Speaker 4: this one was fighting cancer yeah and she's like well
1:05:44
Speaker 4: then i need a lawyer well you know what i'll
1:05:46
Speaker 4: just be the lawyer all right it's amazing and i
1:05:49
Speaker 4: it that's always stuck in my head like there's any
1:05:51
Speaker 4: doubt in my head yeah but what if you're really
1:05:53
Speaker 4: lazy though i hate this room so much it's There's
1:06:01
Speaker 4: so much self-doubt.
1:06:02
Speaker 2: Or just really not that smart. What if you're kind.
1:06:05
Speaker 3: Of dumb and lazy?
1:06:07
Speaker 6: And sick.
1:06:07
Speaker 2: No, but there's a lot of late-to-the-party stories or, you know,
1:06:11
Speaker 2: changing up, you know, the Ricky Gervais, I mean, Ricky
1:06:14
Speaker 2: Gervais story.
1:06:15
Speaker 3: You know. I love Ricky Gervais, man.
1:06:17
Speaker 2: He didn't even get into comedy until he was, what, 40?
1:06:19
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:06:19
Speaker 2: Steve Harvey, another guy who was selling insurance or something.
1:06:22
Speaker 4: Yeah, man.
1:06:22
Speaker 2: And decided he was going to make a go of it,
1:06:24
Speaker 2: gave up a really good job, almost lost his wife
1:06:26
Speaker 2: and everything else over it was like sitting in a bathroom.
1:06:28
Speaker 2: I've read the story. Yeah. And then all of a sudden,
1:06:31
Speaker 2: like everything, like, uh, you know, all these, all these
1:06:33
Speaker 2: things started happening. Um, are you familiar with an artist
1:06:36
Speaker 2: called Steven Wilson jr. He's a country artist. He's dude. He's,
1:06:40
Speaker 2: he's really good. I'm really looking forward to, uh, seeing
1:06:43
Speaker 2: one of his shows later this year. But, uh, this guy,
1:06:46
Speaker 2: he's up for like four, uh, ACMs or whatever, whatever
1:06:50
Speaker 2: the big country awards, CMA, one of the big country award.
1:06:53
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
1:06:53
Speaker 3: Thanks.
1:06:54
Speaker 2: Except for like four different things. But he's like 47
1:06:57
Speaker 2: years old. He's a former like, you know, engineer. That's
1:06:59
Speaker 2: so cool. Working like food company engineers. He was working
1:07:03
Speaker 2: in a lab or whatever and, you know, just decided that,
1:07:06
Speaker 2: you know what, people keep telling me I should do
1:07:09
Speaker 2: something with this music thing. And he's exploded.
1:07:11
Speaker 4: That's so cool.
1:07:11
Speaker 2: He's exploded onto the scene, man. I think Luke Combs
1:07:14
Speaker 2: did that too.
1:07:15
Speaker 4: I think Luke Combs was that like, like in college.
1:07:18
Speaker 4: And he was like, what's that, a guitar? I swear
1:07:20
Speaker 4: to God, he's like, what is it? Whoa, what? And
1:07:25
Speaker 4: then just wrote a hit. I swear, I went to
1:07:28
Speaker 4: see Luke Combs, by the way. That was like one
1:07:29
Speaker 4: of the most amazing concerts.
1:07:31
Speaker 2: Oh, really?
1:07:31
Speaker 4: But also hearing his backstory was like pretty cool that.
1:07:35
Speaker 2: He just picked up a guitar. I love stories like that.
1:07:37
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:07:38
Speaker 2: Well, this Netflix special is number what?
1:07:40
Speaker 4: Six.
1:07:41
Speaker 3: Six?
1:07:41
Speaker 2: Damn.
1:07:42
Speaker 4: It's my eighth special total. Oh my God.
1:07:45
Speaker 2: Called Blue in the Face. It's on Netflix now. Joe
1:07:49
Speaker 2: Coy is here. We're going to take a quick break.
1:07:52
Speaker 2: We'll do some more circle jerking during the break.
1:07:54
Speaker 4: I love circle jerk. Hey, is that a compliment? Yes.
1:08:01
Speaker 2: More of what he shows next.
1:08:03
Speaker 1: Hang on.
1:08:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the Woody Show. We've been saying. This rules.
1:08:13
Speaker 6: The boy doesn't want to have sex.
1:08:15
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, here.
1:08:16
Speaker 2: You got to put your mouth on. No, no, no.
1:08:19
Speaker 3: Okay, that is quite impressive. Quite, quite, quite impressive.
1:08:23
Speaker 2: Look at that. Oh, that's lovely.
1:08:24
Speaker 4: I know.
1:08:25
Speaker 2: That's what we've been saying.
1:08:28
Speaker 4: I know.
1:08:28
Speaker 2: The Woody Show. Joe Coy's new Netflix special called Blue
1:08:33
Speaker 2: in the Face is out now. Joe Coy is here
1:08:36
Speaker 2: in studio with us. He asked us if we already
1:08:39
Speaker 2: watched the new special. It's like, dude, what time do
1:08:42
Speaker 2: you think we... We haven't been to bed yet.
1:08:44
Speaker 4: Don't you guys wake up at 12 anyway?
1:08:46
Speaker 2: Something like that, yeah.
1:08:47
Speaker 4: Then all of a sudden I get The Tonight Show
1:08:50
Speaker 4: with Jay Leno. I hit The Tonight Show and I
1:08:52
Speaker 4: get a standing O. And I didn't know how many
1:08:56
Speaker 4: people watched The Tonight Show back then.
1:08:58
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
1:08:59
Speaker 4: About two days later, I get a phone call from
1:09:01
Speaker 4: my agent going, oh, there's this phone company that wants
1:09:04
Speaker 4: you to be the face of their, it was called
1:09:06
Speaker 4: Ant Mobile. I did all these commercials and ads and
1:09:09
Speaker 4: all that stuff and it was a huge check. It
1:09:12
Speaker 4: was a lot of money, especially for me back there.
1:09:15
Speaker 4: Like a hundred grand. At that time, that was a lot.
1:09:18
Speaker 4: Especially when you're a road dog. You know what I mean?
1:09:20
Speaker 4: You don't need that much. I just needed enough money
1:09:22
Speaker 4: to get me food for the day and so I
1:09:24
Speaker 4: could tell jokes at night. That's all I wanted to do.
1:09:26
Speaker 4: And $ 100, 000, I was like, dude, you know how much
1:09:29
Speaker 4: Carl's Jr.
1:09:30
Speaker 2: That is?
1:09:32
Speaker 4: Baking Western cheeseburger every day. I'm good for 100,000 days.
1:09:37
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:09:38
Speaker 4: No doubt, man. That's the truth.
1:09:40
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:09:40
Speaker 2: Those were fun times, though.
1:09:41
Speaker 4: Great times. Yeah.
1:09:43
Speaker 2: The beginning's always fun.
1:09:44
Speaker 4: Always. And it's funny because we lived in an apartment
1:09:47
Speaker 4: on La Tijera. And, you know, the Sunday ads. You know,
1:09:50
Speaker 4: people would get their Sunday paper and just throw the
1:09:52
Speaker 4: ads in this bin at the bottom, right underneath all
1:09:55
Speaker 4: the mailboxes. And Angie, my son's mommy at the time,
1:09:58
Speaker 4: at the time, my son's mommy before he divorced.
1:10:00
Speaker 2: Still to this day.
1:10:01
Speaker 4: Yeah, to this day is still the mommy. There were
1:10:05
Speaker 4: two for one El Pollo Loco ads. So whatever you bought,
1:10:10
Speaker 4: you got the other one free. So you could buy
1:10:12
Speaker 4: the family meal, right? And get the second family meal free.
1:10:18
Speaker 4: And we were broke. So that was like a whole chicken.
1:10:21
Speaker 4: So you buy a half a chicken meal with the
1:10:23
Speaker 4: full sides. You get another half chicken with all the
1:10:26
Speaker 4: sides for free. Bro, we took all those ads. Guess
1:10:30
Speaker 4: who doesn't eat El Pollo Loco anymore? Yeah. None of us.
1:10:33
Speaker 4: It's just that those were the humble beginnings, man.
1:10:38
Speaker 6: Yeah, dude.
1:10:39
Speaker 2: What's the dumbest thing you've spent money on since you
1:10:41
Speaker 2: became successful that broke Joe Coy would roast you for?
1:10:45
Speaker 4: There's so many. There's so many things. I was just
1:10:49
Speaker 4: talking about this the other day. But, I mean, we
1:10:51
Speaker 4: had to get it out of our system. It was
1:10:53
Speaker 4: like being a kid going, I wish I got that
1:10:56
Speaker 4: for Christmas. It's like, well, now I got 50 Christmases
1:11:00
Speaker 4: to make up for.
1:11:01
Speaker 2: No, look, I understand. Like, man, my mom did not
1:11:04
Speaker 2: allow me to have Garbage Pail Kids. Do you remember
1:11:06
Speaker 2: Garbage Pail Kids, those cards? And so, like, when eBay
1:11:09
Speaker 2: first started, people were like, you can find anything on there.
1:11:11
Speaker 2: I'm like, I wonder if there's Garbage Pail Kids. I
1:11:13
Speaker 2: bought all of them.
1:11:14
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:11:14
Speaker 2: Every last one of them. I have every single one
1:11:16
Speaker 2: of the original garbage in mint condition.
1:11:19
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:11:19
Speaker 2: And I wanted it because of that, because I wasn't
1:11:21
Speaker 2: allowed to have it. So I get that. You get
1:11:23
Speaker 2: that out of your system.
1:11:24
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:11:24
Speaker 2: And you do that kind of thing. But if you
1:11:26
Speaker 2: had to say, like, what's the dumbest thing?
1:11:29
Speaker 4: You want the dumbest thing?
1:11:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, that broke Joe Coy.
1:11:31
Speaker 1: All right.
1:11:31
Speaker 4: So I was always- Broke Joe Coy would have roasted
1:11:33
Speaker 4: you for it. I was always a Prada fan. Like,
1:11:35
Speaker 4: whenever I went to, like, New York, I'd go to
1:11:37
Speaker 4: Soho and just, like, buy one thing. Like, you know,
1:11:40
Speaker 4: and this is back when I'm doing the comedy clubs.
1:11:42
Speaker 4: So I'd go to Soho, go to Prada. They all
1:11:44
Speaker 4: know me there, by the way. And I'd go there
1:11:46
Speaker 4: and I'd buy one thing. If it was like one
1:11:47
Speaker 4: pair of shoes for like $ 1, 500 or whatever, like a
1:11:51
Speaker 4: one-piece runway jacket for like two grand, I'd buy it, right?
1:11:56
Speaker 4: If you watch all my specials, go all the way
1:11:58
Speaker 4: back like 15 years, you'll see me rocking some kind
1:12:00
Speaker 4: of Prada, right? Swear to God. I remember hearing Kanye saying,
1:12:05
Speaker 4: having breakfast at Gucci, right? And I always wanted to,
1:12:09
Speaker 4: I didn't understand what that meant. And then I found
1:12:12
Speaker 4: out that if you shut them down. What? You know,
1:12:15
Speaker 4: to like if you're getting tailored and all that. I
1:12:18
Speaker 4: bought three suits in one day and they shut it
1:12:20
Speaker 4: down for me and got me food.
1:12:22
Speaker 7: What?
1:12:23
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's Soho. They shut it down. Door's locked. It's
1:12:27
Speaker 4: just me. I'm in the tailor room with the guy
1:12:29
Speaker 4: that wears the tape measure around his neck. He got
1:12:33
Speaker 4: all the mannequins and I'm picking fabrics. They're going, are
1:12:36
Speaker 4: you hungry?
1:12:37
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah.
1:12:37
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm hungry. And then they got me a car.
1:12:41
Speaker 4: And I remember we were going, I was going out
1:12:43
Speaker 4: that night and I was like, oh, I got all
1:12:45
Speaker 4: these bags. They were like, oh, we'll deliver it.
1:12:47
Speaker 2: We'll deliver it, Mr. Coy.
1:12:48
Speaker 4: I had all these bags. I remember walking out of
1:12:51
Speaker 4: Prada with just like 20 bags. And just like they're
1:12:55
Speaker 4: loading this SUV that they got me. And then they delivered.
1:12:58
Speaker 4: That was going to my hotel room as I caught
1:13:01
Speaker 4: another SUV to go to whatever.
1:13:04
Speaker 2: It was two falls.
1:13:05
Speaker 4: The SUV was for my clothes.
1:13:07
Speaker 2: Your luggage.
1:13:08
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
1:13:09
Speaker 2: I just heard a story recently about this guy. And
1:13:12
Speaker 2: he's a bigger dude. So he can't just buy a
1:13:14
Speaker 2: suit off the rack.
1:13:15
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:13:16
Speaker 2: And so he had this suit. And he had gotten
1:13:18
Speaker 2: delayed on a business trip. but he was going to
1:13:21
Speaker 2: a wedding. So he ended up in the city where
1:13:23
Speaker 2: the wedding was, but didn't have his suit. So he
1:13:26
Speaker 2: chartered a plane stop from Florida to wherever this place
1:13:30
Speaker 2: was to just bring him the suit. The flight costs
1:13:33
Speaker 2: like $ 40, 000 to bring in people. Why don't you just
1:13:36
Speaker 2: go to Menace? Go get a new one. Run to Walmart.
1:13:40
Speaker 2: I get stuff all the time. When you're a man
1:13:42
Speaker 2: of a certain size.
1:13:43
Speaker 6: A certain carriage.
1:13:44
Speaker 3: Not as easy.
1:13:44
Speaker 2: But I think after the wedding and you're getting out
1:13:47
Speaker 2: of that suit, you're like, what did I just do?
1:13:49
Speaker 2: Even if you have all the money in the world,
1:13:51
Speaker 2: you're like, $ 40, 000. But you're allowed to do those once
1:13:53
Speaker 2: or twice.
1:13:56
Speaker 6: But, Joe, were you ever, like, a memorabilia guy?
1:14:01
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:14:01
Speaker 1: Huh?
1:14:02
Speaker 6: Were you a memorabilia guy like Woody? Like, I want
1:14:04
Speaker 6: something from my childhood.
1:14:06
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. I got all that stuff. Oh, God. Yeah,
1:14:08
Speaker 4: I bought all the stuff that I wanted when I
1:14:09
Speaker 4: was a kid.
1:14:09
Speaker 3: I got it.
1:14:10
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I'll say this, though, not to glaze you,
1:14:12
Speaker 7: because I've met up with you in, like, different cities
1:14:14
Speaker 7: while you're out shopping.
1:14:15
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:14:16
Speaker 7: And you're with friends and family. And it's not just
1:14:18
Speaker 7: you buying stuff. Like, you get stuff for, like.
1:14:21
Speaker 3: Everybody, too.
1:14:22
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got to.
1:14:23
Speaker 8: Yeah.
1:14:23
Speaker 4: Yeah. Like, I like that feeling. You know what it is?
1:14:26
Speaker 4: I think this is what it is. Like, I love
1:14:28
Speaker 4: the feeling of receiving gifts.
1:14:31
Speaker 2: You do?
1:14:32
Speaker 4: Yeah, like, I love receiving. I hate it. No, no,
1:14:34
Speaker 4: but I also love seeing how people react when they
1:14:36
Speaker 4: receive gifts.
1:14:37
Speaker 2: I love that.
1:14:38
Speaker 4: I get off on that.
1:14:39
Speaker 2: I agree with you on that.
1:14:40
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I also like doing this. Get whatever you want!
1:14:44
Speaker 4: As I sip my drink. Enjoy your day!
1:14:50
Speaker 2: He does do that, though. I forget where we were, and.
1:14:54
Speaker 2: Oh, it was my wife's birthday. Oh, it's her birthday.
1:14:58
Speaker 2: What does she want? Let's go buy her something. I'm like, no,
1:15:00
Speaker 2: because I know if I said something reasonable, he would
1:15:03
Speaker 2: probably go get it. So I threw out, I'm like,
1:15:05
Speaker 2: she wants a boat, dude. She's always wanted a boat.
1:15:07
Speaker 2: And if he would have gotten a boat.
1:15:09
Speaker 4: I would have taken it.
1:15:11
Speaker 1: What size?
1:15:11
Speaker 2: Yeah. But he is like that.
1:15:14
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:15:15
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:15:15
Speaker 7: It's really cool that you do that.
1:15:17
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:15:18
Speaker 6: He's Santa Joe.
1:15:19
Speaker 2: Huh?
1:15:19
Speaker 6: He's Santa Coy.
1:15:20
Speaker 4: I just love it, man. Like, I'm in that position now.
1:15:24
Speaker 4: I remember how it felt when I didn't, Christmas would come.
1:15:26
Speaker 4: I'm not joking. It'd be like nothing under there. So
1:15:30
Speaker 4: now I'm Santa Claus for everybody.
1:15:32
Speaker 2: Yeah, just no El Pollo Loco.
1:15:33
Speaker 4: No more El Pollo Loco, man.
1:15:35
Speaker 2: I can't do it. I can't do it.
1:15:36
Speaker 4: We ate it so much, man.
1:15:38
Speaker 2: All right, 877-44, Woody's the phone number. You can send
1:15:41
Speaker 2: us a text over to 22987. Blue in the face.
1:15:42
Speaker 1: Joe.
1:15:46
Speaker 2: Can you help Greg out after the break?
1:15:50
Speaker 3: We need your help.
1:15:50
Speaker 2: Don't even describe it. I'm always there for Greg. All
1:15:54
Speaker 2: he needs is your opinion. It doesn't cost anything. It's
1:15:57
Speaker 2: just your opinion. We get these texts into the show
1:16:02
Speaker 2: and every once in a while there's one that really
1:16:04
Speaker 2: grabs Greg's attention. He's trying to figure out how to
1:16:08
Speaker 2: reply and he's got some options.
1:16:10
Speaker 4: You know the thing is, I know Greg is.
1:16:15
Speaker 4: Greg, I better be careful what I would say. Greg
1:16:18
Speaker 4: has told me that he's a little creepy. And this
1:16:20
Speaker 4: is a side conversation. So when we were doing that
1:16:24
Speaker 4: creepy conversation, immediately I looked at Greg going, you're a creep.
1:16:29
Speaker 4: And I know you are. That's fine, Greg.
1:16:31
Speaker 2: Yeah, you mean sexually, right?
1:16:34
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
1:16:35
Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
1:16:35
Speaker 2: Exactly.
1:16:36
Speaker 4: It's fun.
1:16:36
Speaker 2: It's kind of a sexual deviance.
1:16:37
Speaker 4: It is fun.
1:16:38
Speaker 2: It's so fun.
1:16:38
Speaker 4: It should be fun. Oh, and it's so fun. People
1:16:40
Speaker 4: take it.
1:16:40
Speaker 2: Way too seriously. It's so serious.
1:16:42
Speaker 3: And they're so uptight.
1:16:43
Speaker 2: I don't need a bed of roses, man.
1:16:45
Speaker 9: Right.
1:16:45
Speaker 4: We could be creepy in the parking lot, bro.
1:16:47
Speaker 2: I know it's probably something you've already told us, but
1:16:52
Speaker 2: is there one thing- Like, in that realm that you're, like,
1:16:57
Speaker 2: I just asked Joe about, like, Broke Joe would, you know,
1:16:59
Speaker 2: roast him for.
1:17:00
Speaker 3: That I would find.
1:17:01
Speaker 2: Is there a current day Greg that would roast?
1:17:05
Speaker 3: Probably not i don't regret anything in really in that
1:17:09
Speaker 3: realm like i don't i don't like you know like
1:17:14
Speaker 3: there's stuff that i've done there's stuff that i've done
1:17:17
Speaker 3: that is incredibly shameful but but it's kind of like
1:17:23
Speaker 3: if you get a tattoo and you think it's lame
1:17:24
Speaker 3: yeah Hey, that's where I was at the time.
1:17:28
Speaker 2: Shameful and gross.
1:17:29
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
1:17:29
Speaker 3: There's something I could never say on the air.
1:17:32
Speaker 4: Really?
1:17:33
Speaker 3: I would tell Joe secretly.
1:17:34
Speaker 2: Wait, is it because we couldn't say it?
1:17:37
Speaker 3: There's no way you could even formulate the sentences.
1:17:40
Speaker 4: I'm crying right now.
1:17:42
Speaker 2: Is it because it's so shameful?
1:17:43
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
1:17:44
Speaker 2: It's so gross and so weird.
1:17:46
Speaker 4: The fact that Greg said, there's nothing that I'm ashamed
1:17:50
Speaker 4: of in that realm. Believe me.
1:17:54
Speaker 2: You don't want to know.
1:17:58
Speaker 4: Just take the compliment on your cologne.
1:18:01
Speaker 3: I mean, there's stuff that I've done.
1:18:04
Speaker 4: Bro, that's so dope. I love you, Greg.
1:18:07
Speaker 2: I'm with you, Greg. Whatever.
1:18:08
Speaker 4: Who cares? Bro, it's behind closed doors.
1:18:11
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it was crazy that night.
1:18:14
Speaker 4: It was tequila.
1:18:15
Speaker 3: I remember the first time I had sushi. I thought,
1:18:17
Speaker 3: this is kind of weird.
1:18:18
Speaker 4: Now I.
1:18:19
Speaker 2: Love it.
1:18:20
Speaker 3: If you're doing something in that realm, how do you
1:18:22
Speaker 3: know you don't love it? You don't know.
1:18:27
Speaker 7: Joe, it's funny that you say behind closed doors because
1:18:30
Speaker 7: he shares some stuff.
1:18:31
Speaker 2: Outside.
1:18:33
Speaker 4: The door was wide open.
1:18:35
Speaker 2: He sat there in the yard. The neighbor saw him
1:18:37
Speaker 2: one time. No.
1:18:38
Speaker 4: Alleys. alleys.
1:18:40
Speaker 2: He likes to get out there. A little park in
1:18:43
Speaker 2: front of the grocery store by the radio station.
1:18:45
Speaker 3: Remember that one, Greg?
1:18:46
Speaker 2: Yeah, the play zone at McDonald's. It's so funny. funny.
1:18:51
Speaker 4: It's so good.
1:18:52
Speaker 2: YOLO, right?
1:18:53
Speaker 4: YOLO?
1:18:54
Speaker 2: Do it, dog.
1:18:56
Speaker 3: Who cares?
1:18:57
Speaker 2: We should point out, none of it's predatory. It's not
1:19:00
Speaker 2: like Greg's going after strangers or showing his penis in
1:19:03
Speaker 2: a parking lot.
1:19:05
Speaker 4: All willing participants. No, he's not that guy. He's not
1:19:08
Speaker 4: a flasher, but man, he's told me some creepy stuff
1:19:11
Speaker 4: off air.
1:19:11
Speaker 7: Don't forget, condoms are for punks.
1:19:15
Speaker 2: Of course. I just want to be really clear. Greg
1:19:21
Speaker 2: is not doing anything that would necessarily put him on
1:19:26
Speaker 2: a list.
1:19:26
Speaker 3: And I've only gotten gonorrhea once.
1:19:29
Speaker 2: Thank you. Live and learn.
1:19:32
Speaker 4: Hey, by the way, that's nothing. Not this realm.
1:19:37
Speaker 2: You remember my rookie year. One time? Adorable. Symbolism, anyone?
1:19:43
Speaker 1: Bye.
1:19:45
Speaker 2: Joe Coy is here. His new Netflix special is called
1:19:48
Speaker 2: Blue in the Face. It is out now. It's on Netflix.
1:19:51
Speaker 2: More with Joe Coy is going to help Greg with
1:19:54
Speaker 2: something non-creepy.
1:19:55
Speaker 3: Okay, cool. It's about to be.
1:19:57
Speaker 2: You have this giant wad.
1:20:00
Speaker 4: It's too big.
1:20:00
Speaker 6: And I'm not laughing.
1:20:02
Speaker 2: The Woody Show. Well, Joe Coy is here.
1:20:04
Speaker 4: Yes.
1:20:05
Speaker 2: And besides the new Netflix special called Blue in the Face,
1:20:08
Speaker 2: which is out now, the pre-sale is happening now. And
1:20:11
Speaker 2: then the regular on sale is this Friday at 10 a.m.,
1:20:14
Speaker 2: Joe Coy once again taking over the Kia Forum. Woo! Nice.
1:20:19
Speaker 2: Now that's going to be in April of next year.
1:20:21
Speaker 2: So April 24th of next year, Joe Coy at the Forum,
1:20:26
Speaker 2: which you've played a number of times.
1:20:27
Speaker 4: Six sold out.
1:20:28
Speaker 2: Nice.
1:20:29
Speaker 4: They got my picture in the VIP room. You're like
1:20:32
Speaker 4: Harry Styles. Yeah, man.
1:20:34
Speaker 2: Back again. Yeah.
1:20:36
Speaker 4: I got my name on the wall six times.
1:20:39
Speaker 2: Yeah, not to brag, but, you know, yeah, it's on
1:20:41
Speaker 2: there six times. Come on, man.
1:20:43
Speaker 4: Come on.
1:20:43
Speaker 2: No, it's cool.
1:20:44
Speaker 4: You know, they put my picture next to Drake and
1:20:47
Speaker 4: Kendrick Lamar, and it's like me in the middle. Like,
1:20:49
Speaker 4: come on, break it up, guys. Come on, we're all
1:20:51
Speaker 4: in this room together.
1:20:52
Speaker 2: Am I right? So, Joe Coy at the Forum, Saturday,
1:20:55
Speaker 2: April 24th. Pre-sales happening now. Regular on sales this Friday
1:20:59
Speaker 2: at 10.
1:21:00
Speaker 4: And you know what? I'm saying it right now. Your
1:21:04
Speaker 4: tickets are there, all of you, in here, in this room.
1:21:08
Speaker 6: I didn't want to ask.
1:21:09
Speaker 4: No, you better stop right now. We're not going to
1:21:12
Speaker 4: get into this fight again.
1:21:13
Speaker 6: We're not doing this again.
1:21:14
Speaker 4: You guys have the key to any door that I have,
1:21:16
Speaker 4: and you know that. Okay. So quit acting like you're
1:21:19
Speaker 4: locked out, Gina.
1:21:21
Speaker 2: Do I also have the key to that? I just
1:21:23
Speaker 2: saw a clip online. That guy that walks up to
1:21:24
Speaker 2: everybody and goes, hey, man, what do you do for
1:21:26
Speaker 2: a living? Do I have a key to that? Was
1:21:28
Speaker 2: that a Ferrari?
1:21:29
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's my Ferrari.
1:21:30
Speaker 2: Do I have a key to that, too?
1:21:31
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got that.
1:21:32
Speaker 8: Really?
1:21:32
Speaker 4: Yeah, you want to borrow it on the week?
1:21:33
Speaker 10: Yes!
1:21:34
Speaker 2: He's insured.
1:21:35
Speaker 4: Yeah, borrow it. Go.
1:21:37
Speaker 2: I'm taking you up on that. I'll do it.
1:21:39
Speaker 4: I'm not joking. Hard top convertible.
1:21:41
Speaker 2: It's probably a stick. I can't drive it.
1:21:43
Speaker 4: No, it's not.
1:21:44
Speaker 2: It's not?
1:21:45
Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah.
1:21:46
Speaker 2: Really?
1:21:46
Speaker 7: Yes.
1:21:47
Speaker 1: Oh.
1:21:48
Speaker 10: Stop.
1:21:48
Speaker 6: He just tries to talk.
1:21:50
Speaker 2: Himself out of it. You are.
1:21:51
Speaker 4: You know what?
1:21:52
Speaker 2: No, I really thought all those cars were like manual transmissions.
1:21:55
Speaker 2: And I'm like, that's why I can never have those cars.
1:21:57
Speaker 2: It's rare to get those. You can't rent them. You
1:21:59
Speaker 2: can't do anything. I would look like such an idiot.
1:22:01
Speaker 4: You're a weirdo.
1:22:02
Speaker 2: I know. Not as much as Greg.
1:22:05
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a. Dude, that was so funny. By the way,
1:22:08
Speaker 4: when you were doing traffic, I just saw, and this
1:22:10
Speaker 4: is just real quick. I want to put this out there.
1:22:12
Speaker 4: But I saw it on Instagram. Is this a lie
1:22:14
Speaker 4: where the guy was interviewing the guy driving and he goes,
1:22:18
Speaker 4: how long have they been paying you to slow traffic down?
1:22:20
Speaker 4: But it was a real thing. But it was a
1:22:22
Speaker 4: real thing. Like the state pays people to drive slow?
1:22:26
Speaker 6: Yes, it's a road diet.
1:22:28
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:22:29
Speaker 2: I swear.
1:22:30
Speaker 4: I saw it on Instagram. I'm like, Yo, that's why
1:22:33
Speaker 4: our traffic is so bad out here.
1:22:35
Speaker 6: Because they want to push people into buses and public
1:22:37
Speaker 6: transit and it doesn't work.
1:22:39
Speaker 2: Wow. Or take a bike.
1:22:40
Speaker 4: This isn't a conspiracy. This is real.
1:22:42
Speaker 2: This is real.
1:22:42
Speaker 4: Really?
1:22:43
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:22:43
Speaker 4: The guy was saying he was getting paid all day
1:22:46
Speaker 4: to drive and drive slow and make people slow down.
1:22:49
Speaker 6: I'm sure that was part of it.
1:22:50
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:22:51
Speaker 3: Can we have that person killed?
1:22:53
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:22:54
Speaker 8: Yeah.
1:22:54
Speaker 2: Well, no.
1:22:54
Speaker 4: Is that crazy?
1:22:55
Speaker 3: That's real?
1:22:56
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's real. And at first I was like, this
1:22:58
Speaker 4: is a joke. And then it became an interview and
1:23:00
Speaker 4: he was describing what he has to do.
1:23:02
Speaker 2: There's so many jobs I had no idea existed.
1:23:04
Speaker 4: Yeah, man.
1:23:05
Speaker 3: The weirdest thing I've ever heard.
1:23:06
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:23:07
Speaker 9: Yeah.
1:23:07
Speaker 4: So it's like that. Well, he's keeping you employed for sure.
1:23:09
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
1:23:10
Speaker 4: Thanks, man. Yeah, actually.
1:23:11
Speaker 6: Send him a fruit basket.
1:23:12
Speaker 2: Hold on. Can you hear that?
1:23:15
Speaker 4: Can you hear it?
1:23:17
Speaker 2: Ah, there he goes. Another one of my favorite clips.
1:23:21
Speaker 4: I really think you're very beautiful. I think tonight is tonight.
1:23:26
Speaker 4: We do more than just have dinner and dance. We
1:23:30
Speaker 4: make love. We make love in a creepy way. So
1:23:37
Speaker 4: creepy that we're not ashamed later. You know what I'm
1:23:41
Speaker 4: talking about, Greg.
1:23:42
Speaker 7: YOLO.
1:23:42
Speaker 4: YOLO.
1:23:44
Speaker 2: One of his many guests that he has brought out
1:23:47
Speaker 2: of his shows. Who knows who's going to be at
1:23:48
Speaker 2: the Kia Forum on Saturday, April 24th.
1:23:50
Speaker 4: I'm bringing them out this year.
1:23:52
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
1:23:52
Speaker 1: Wow.
1:23:54
Speaker 4: Should we just play it?
1:23:55
Speaker 1: Yes.
1:23:56
Speaker 4: Stay creepy, Greg.
1:23:57
Speaker 2: Forever. Dude, Joe's been dancing the whole time. He's trying
1:24:01
Speaker 2: to get Sammy to dance.
1:24:02
Speaker 8: Sammy doesn't dance.
1:24:03
Speaker 2: No. Not a big dancer.
1:24:05
Speaker 1: Oh.
1:24:05
Speaker 4: She goes, you're being creepy.
1:24:07
Speaker 9: Yeah.
1:24:07
Speaker 2: She's trying to move the chair. It's Joe Coy's close
1:24:11
Speaker 2: personal friend.
1:24:13
Speaker 4: Nothing. Suavemente.
1:24:15
Speaker 2: Somebody said, what's the point of playing this song? What's
1:24:18
Speaker 2: the point? Yeah.
1:24:19
Speaker 4: What's the point?
1:24:20
Speaker 2: Do you need a point?
1:24:22
Speaker 1: Well.
1:24:24
Speaker 4: Dude, he shut it down. Yeah. I brought him out
1:24:26
Speaker 4: at Fresno. Oh, dude, yeah.
1:24:29
Speaker 2: It's a fun clip, man. It's so sweet. We go
1:24:31
Speaker 2: to a joke club. There's all these people come out.
1:24:32
Speaker 3: Surprises. Yeah. Yeah.
1:24:35
Speaker 2: All your friends come out.
1:24:36
Speaker 4: Shout out Elvis Crespo. Yeah. When I was in Miami,
1:24:40
Speaker 4: Luis Fonsi walked on stage.
1:24:41
Speaker 2: Oh, nice. Despacito.
1:24:43
Speaker 4: Oh, he killed it. Man, you see a singer sing
1:24:46
Speaker 4: live at the site that I get to see them,
1:24:49
Speaker 4: like right next to them.
1:24:50
Speaker 7: And you're like, oh, that's why you're a singer.
1:24:53
Speaker 3: Totally.
1:24:53
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're an actual singer.
1:24:56
Speaker 11: 909.
1:24:56
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:24:57
Speaker 4: Standing next to Wanya Morris sing, you're just like, oh.
1:25:02
Speaker 2: Please never play Spanish music again. Makes me want to
1:25:05
Speaker 2: turn the channel fast. Such a good text. Had to
1:25:08
Speaker 2: send it twice. Just to make sure we saw it.
1:25:12
Speaker 2: We got you. Just want to make sure it's acknowledged.
1:25:15
Speaker 2: We saw it. But we're still having a good time.
1:25:18
Speaker 2: Joe Coy here again. Go see him at the Kia Forum. Saturday,
1:25:21
Speaker 2: April 24th. Pre-sales now. Regular on sale is this Friday
1:25:25
Speaker 2: at 10 a.m. More Woody Show is next.
1:25:28
Speaker 1: Next.
1:25:29
Speaker 4: Next.
1:25:29
Speaker 2: Next. It's like Russian roulette, but with jizz. Exactly. It's sexy.
1:25:38
Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
1:25:40
Speaker 2: Joe Coy in the building.
1:25:42
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:25:43
Speaker 2: Blue in the face. His new Netflix special, which is
1:25:47
Speaker 2: out now, at Joe Coy on social media. It's a
1:25:51
Speaker 2: good time all the time with Joe Coy.
1:25:53
Speaker 4: Yeah, man. Woody, can I say something? Yes. I go,
1:25:57
Speaker 4: my breath stinks. You ever, like, When your breath smells
1:26:00
Speaker 4: so bad, you smell it?
1:26:02
Speaker 7: Mm-hmm.
1:26:03
Speaker 11: Right?
1:26:04
Speaker 4: Usually people are like, hey, your breath stinks. I literally.
1:26:08
Speaker 2: He got it under control. Good.
1:26:09
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:26:10
Speaker 2: He's a changed man.
1:26:11
Speaker 4: Nice.
1:26:12
Speaker 2: Those are your tonsil stones? No, it's just, it stinks.
1:26:15
Speaker 2: I can tell.
1:26:15
Speaker 4: I was talking to Sammy and.
1:26:17
Speaker 3: I was just like, oh gosh, she smells it.
1:26:19
Speaker 4: And then I go, do you guys have a mint?
1:26:22
Speaker 4: And Gina goes, I have hot honey.
1:26:24
Speaker 6: Yeah, I gave him a hot honey.
1:26:25
Speaker 4: You want to pour that in your throat?
1:26:26
Speaker 2: Man, have you always got mints and stuff?
1:26:27
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:26:28
Speaker 2: Oh, I got it.
1:26:28
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
1:26:29
Speaker 4: Altoids.
1:26:29
Speaker 2: We got him some Altoids.
1:26:30
Speaker 4: I'm weird about Altoids because it's a fingertip grab. Yeah.
1:26:34
Speaker 6: There's no way to shake it out.
1:26:36
Speaker 4: There's nothing. So it's like just random fingertips. Going in
1:26:40
Speaker 4: and in and in and sifting through every mint.
1:26:43
Speaker 2: Or you can just take the one.
1:26:44
Speaker 7: As if one's different than the other.
1:26:45
Speaker 4: Just pick one out.
1:26:46
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:26:47
Speaker 4: Well, they're not horrible. But who's the other person that
1:26:50
Speaker 4: touched the mint?
1:26:50
Speaker 2: I mean, I did stir them with my penis. Oh,
1:26:53
Speaker 2: my God.
1:26:54
Speaker 7: That's what that was.
1:26:56
Speaker 4: I knew that wasn't mint.
1:26:57
Speaker 2: Tastes like avocado. Yeah. Yeah.
1:26:59
Speaker 4: Gina said that.
1:27:00
Speaker 2: I'm so grossed out now. She didn't coin this. But
1:27:03
Speaker 2: I agree with it. She said that avocado tastes like
1:27:07
Speaker 2: clean penis. Oh. Try it.
1:27:10
Speaker 4: I can only take your word on that one.
1:27:12
Speaker 2: Well, Greg says don't knock it till you try it.
1:27:15
Speaker 3: Well, I don't agree with it.
1:27:16
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:27:17
Speaker 3: I think it tastes like nothing.
1:27:18
Speaker 6: I think it tastes like.
1:27:19
Speaker 3: Avocado.
1:27:20
Speaker 2: And if anyone knows.
1:27:22
Speaker 4: About creepy tastes, it's Greg. I don't think I've ever
1:27:27
Speaker 4: seen Greg in an alley going, that tastes like avocado.
1:27:32
Speaker 4: That's so crazy. That's definitely avocado.
1:27:35
Speaker 6: Let me text my friend.
1:27:38
Speaker 4: Holy cow, that's guacamole for sure. Can I get some salt?
1:27:42
Speaker 4: Can I get some chips next to this?
1:27:48
Speaker 2: Greg?
1:27:49
Speaker 1: Joe?
1:27:49
Speaker 2: You have your line between your thumb and your forefinger.
1:27:51
Speaker 2: You lick the salt.
1:27:53
Speaker 4: Exactly.
1:27:54
Speaker 2: I haven't seen you buy a sizzler dumpster. That's me.
1:27:59
Speaker 4: Greg, what are you doing here? He's like, it's obvious
1:28:01
Speaker 4: what I'm doing here.
1:28:02
Speaker 2: What are you doing here? How did you find me?
1:28:05
Speaker 4: Trying to throw away some trash.
1:28:06
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's me in an alley by a dumpster.
1:28:10
Speaker 2: Not anymore. Not anymore. Been there, done that.
1:28:13
Speaker 4: The old me. But I don't regret it.
1:28:16
Speaker 2: I don't. Oh, that's so beautiful. Don't regret it.
1:28:20
Speaker 4: I love the fact that you're honest about it, man.
1:28:22
Speaker 3: Why not?
1:28:23
Speaker 4: Hey, there's been some weird situations with me, and I'm
1:28:26
Speaker 4: not ashamed about it. You admit it.
1:28:27
Speaker 3: You're like, feet.
1:28:28
Speaker 2: I admit it. Oh, it's how you're a feet guy.
1:28:30
Speaker 3: I love feet.
1:28:31
Speaker 2: Okay, Greg, that's a good question, because you and I
1:28:33
Speaker 2: have always been on the same page about like, how
1:28:36
Speaker 2: do you.
1:28:36
Speaker 3: What's the origin story of that? Right. Because we've never
1:28:39
Speaker 3: gotten a great answer.
1:28:40
Speaker 2: Right. On, like, the people who are into feet. Foot freaks.
1:28:43
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:28:44
Speaker 2: Like, where did that come from?
1:28:45
Speaker 3: How did you discover this?
1:28:46
Speaker 4: How did I discover it? Well, in general. I looked
1:28:48
Speaker 4: at my own foot and I said, I hope to
1:28:50
Speaker 4: God whoever I date doesn't have this foot.
1:28:54
Speaker 2: Are your feet really jacked up?
1:28:55
Speaker 4: Are you kidding me? Really?
1:28:56
Speaker 3: Like, in what way?
1:28:57
Speaker 2: Do you have, like, six toes?
1:28:58
Speaker 4: Like, what... I just, like, I can't let the nail
1:29:02
Speaker 4: grow into white.
1:29:04
Speaker 9: Oh.
1:29:04
Speaker 4: So I'm always cutting. And then now I have this
1:29:07
Speaker 4: obsession where it's like, I need to go a little deeper. Oh, no.
1:29:10
Speaker 4: That hurts.
1:29:10
Speaker 2: Blood appears. Do you have, like, half a nail? You
1:29:13
Speaker 2: ever see people that have, like, their nails are so
1:29:15
Speaker 2: short that there's still, like, another half a nail's worth
1:29:18
Speaker 2: of flesh?
1:29:19
Speaker 1: Yes.
1:29:19
Speaker 6: You know what I'm talking about? I mean, that's why
1:29:21
Speaker 6: I wear fake nails, because otherwise I'd bite them like that.
1:29:23
Speaker 2: Yeah, but great.
1:29:24
Speaker 7: You do that till you bleed on your thumb.
1:29:26
Speaker 3: On just one thumb. But I quit biting my nails.
1:29:30
Speaker 3: I used to bite all of them, and then I
1:29:32
Speaker 3: quit one at a time. Yeah. And now I'm down
1:29:36
Speaker 3: to a thumb.
1:29:36
Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh.
1:29:37
Speaker 3: It looks like I slammed it in a car door.
1:29:39
Speaker 4: That's from biting it?
1:29:40
Speaker 2: So your feet got jacked up from biting your.
1:29:42
Speaker 4: Nails so much? Craig, your thumb looks like it has gonorrhea.
1:29:47
Speaker 2: But you've got to stop.
1:29:49
Speaker 3: I'm working on it.
1:29:51
Speaker 2: Your feet got jacked up from cutting your nails too much?
1:29:53
Speaker 4: And I still do it. I still do it, yeah.
1:29:56
Speaker 4: And it always ends up bleeding.
1:29:57
Speaker 2: Show us your foot.
1:29:58
Speaker 3: So the reason you're in your feet, Ben, why?
1:30:00
Speaker 4: Because I have ugly, like my baby toenails gone.
1:30:03
Speaker 2: Dude, I guarantee your foot looks better than my face.
1:30:07
Speaker 2: It's bad, dude. And I had surgery on my toes.
1:30:11
Speaker 4: You did? Yeah. It's so ugly, Gina.
1:30:15
Speaker 6: I want to see it. I love you either way.
1:30:16
Speaker 4: Look, this one actually still has blood in it.
1:30:18
Speaker 2: I'm not even joking.
1:30:19
Speaker 4: Look, this one still has blood in it.
1:30:21
Speaker 2: What is that bad?
1:30:23
Speaker 4: I'm trying to tell you, look.
1:30:25
Speaker 10: And i use a nipper yeah it looks pretty jacked
1:30:34
Speaker 10: pinky toenails missing i.
1:30:36
Speaker 2: Don't know greg this could start your foot obsession no.
1:30:39
Speaker 6: Feet it's so gross it's nothing but you like a
1:30:42
Speaker 6: nice foot like you'll go there so it's a.
1:30:45
Speaker 4: Comparison i hate mine so bad that when i see
1:30:48
Speaker 4: a woman with a beautiful foot i'm just like yeah
1:30:51
Speaker 4: that's what a foot's supposed to i don't know what
1:30:55
Speaker 4: i did but that that.
1:30:57
Speaker 2: Makes sense great i did mention we need your help
1:30:59
Speaker 2: on so well greg needs your help on something oh
1:31:01
Speaker 2: no no it's just your.
1:31:02
Speaker 4: No i love it i love it by the way
1:31:03
Speaker 4: i love all of greg's stories oh you're gonna love.
1:31:06
Speaker 2: This okay so i don't think so we all have
1:31:09
Speaker 2: uh jobs here on the show besides you know just
1:31:11
Speaker 2: talking into microphones and everybody's job is to kind of
1:31:14
Speaker 2: chip in as people text in to try to reply
1:31:16
Speaker 2: to as many as we can, the ones that make
1:31:18
Speaker 2: sense and whatever. So Greg does a great job, and
1:31:20
Speaker 2: he's one of the better ones when it comes to
1:31:22
Speaker 2: replying to a lot of people.
1:31:23
Speaker 3: And in general, it's like, oh, thank you. Have a
1:31:25
Speaker 3: great weekend. Stuff like simple pleasantries.
1:31:28
Speaker 2: Every once in a while, there's a text that just
1:31:31
Speaker 2: for whatever reason... Just gets under Greg's skin. And merits
1:31:35
Speaker 2: a response. And he marinates on it for a while
1:31:37
Speaker 2: to figure out what reply he's going to send back. Now, Greg,
1:31:41
Speaker 2: besides all the freaky stuff we've been talking about, Greg,
1:31:44
Speaker 2: when you just look at him and what you know
1:31:45
Speaker 2: about Greg, he's very buttoned up. He's very intelligent. He's
1:31:48
Speaker 2: very well spoken. He has a very big vocabulary. You
1:31:50
Speaker 2: wouldn't expect these base level gutter responses.
1:31:54
Speaker 3: You're totally right, which is why this task for me
1:31:56
Speaker 3: is incredible. I even thought about Joe last night, knowing
1:32:01
Speaker 3: he was coming in and thinking, how do you do this?
1:32:04
Speaker 3: I'm trying to make something quippy and funny, and it's difficult.
1:32:08
Speaker 3: So I spent literally two hours, while drinking heavily, trying
1:32:12
Speaker 3: to come up with a way to insult these a-holes.
1:32:15
Speaker 2: So these are real text messages that come into the
1:32:18
Speaker 2: show that Greg is sending real responses to. So these
1:32:22
Speaker 2: people will get a response from us today saying, Something
1:32:25
Speaker 2: that Greg has come up with, but he's got some
1:32:27
Speaker 2: options for us. We call it Greg's Immature Replies to
1:32:31
Speaker 2: Text Messages.
1:32:32
Speaker 4: I love it.
1:32:32
Speaker 3: Immature being the key word.
1:32:34
Speaker 4: Yes.
1:32:34
Speaker 2: So the more immature, the better.
1:32:36
Speaker 3: Right.
1:32:38
Speaker 2: Very uncharacteristic of Greg, but we get to help him decide. Now,
1:32:41
Speaker 2: if you want to try to help comedians, you guys
1:32:45
Speaker 2: get paid to maybe punch up a script. If you
1:32:47
Speaker 2: want to help him out and punch it up, that's cool, too.
1:32:50
Speaker 2: All right, Greg, text number one.
1:32:51
Speaker 3: So it's from the 985, this dude in southeastern Louisiana
1:32:55
Speaker 3: who always texts in. And I looked over the text history.
1:32:57
Speaker 3: He just basically bags on me the whole time.
1:32:59
Speaker 8: Oh, cool.
1:32:59
Speaker 2: That's what he likes to do. So this one's very generic.
1:33:02
Speaker 2: Everybody's good at something.
1:33:03
Speaker 3: Greg is like old people who hated on rock and
1:33:05
Speaker 3: roll when Elvis started making new music. Just like all
1:33:08
Speaker 3: those old blue hairs who were scared of the Beatles.
1:33:11
Speaker 4: LMAO.
1:33:12
Speaker 3: I'm laughing out loud thinking about how dumb you are.
1:33:15
Speaker 3: My 102-year-old grandmother wants to hang out but says, you're
1:33:19
Speaker 3: too much of a bitch for her.
1:33:21
Speaker 4: Oh, damn.
1:33:23
Speaker 2: So clearly, that rubbed me the wrong way. Oh, sure.
1:33:26
Speaker 2: All right.
1:33:26
Speaker 4: Okay.
1:33:27
Speaker 2: So I came up with a handful of options to
1:33:30
Speaker 2: send back to this guy. This is where we need
1:33:31
Speaker 2: your help.
1:33:32
Speaker 3: This is where we need your help. Which one do
1:33:33
Speaker 3: you like the best?
1:33:34
Speaker 2: Your help, whatever.
1:33:34
Speaker 3: How about this one? What was harder for your grandmother,
1:33:38
Speaker 3: two world wars or grandpa going fishing for brown trout
1:33:41
Speaker 3: in her fart fort?
1:33:45
Speaker 2: Okay, there's one.
1:33:46
Speaker 7: That's one.
1:33:48
Speaker 2: Okay, how about.
1:33:51
Speaker 3: What was tougher on Grandma? Prohibition or all that speakeasy
1:33:55
Speaker 3: man jam in her gravy gutter?
1:33:58
Speaker 4: In her gravy gutter? Oh, man. This guy's vocabulary is good.
1:34:03
Speaker 2: I love it. Emphasis on immature replies. That's the goal here.
1:34:08
Speaker 2: Option three. Interesting.
1:34:10
Speaker 3: Your grandma is also LMAO. Lubricating that mature anal opening.
1:34:21
Speaker 2: Before anybody says anything else.
1:34:24
Speaker 3: Joe gets to vote first. And then this one, again,
1:34:28
Speaker 3: I was kind of drunk. All I put was for
1:34:31
Speaker 3: this option, my hair isn't as blue as your balls.
1:34:36
Speaker 3: I don't like that one as much.
1:34:37
Speaker 2: That's just a throwaway. So Joe, between those three.
1:34:40
Speaker 6: You have Fart Fort, Man Jam, LMAO, or Blue Balls.
1:34:44
Speaker 2: Well, Blue Balls is out.
1:34:45
Speaker 4: LMAO. was so funny, but fart, what was it called again?
1:34:54
Speaker 4: Fart fort.
1:34:55
Speaker 7: Fart fort.
1:34:55
Speaker 2: Fishing in the fart fort. Fishing for brown trout in
1:34:58
Speaker 2: the fart fort.
1:34:59
Speaker 4: Fishing for brown trout in your fart fort. Like he's
1:35:03
Speaker 4: got to think about how he got offended.
1:35:05
Speaker 2: And her grandpa is doing it. Yeah.
1:35:07
Speaker 8: Grandma.
1:35:07
Speaker 4: That is, and such a descriptive. visual that you actually
1:35:12
Speaker 4: see it. And I loved it. And he caught the fish.
1:35:17
Speaker 4: Grandpa caught it. He pulled it right out. I got
1:35:23
Speaker 4: another big one.
1:35:25
Speaker 3: Alright, so what I do is we copy and we
1:35:28
Speaker 3: paste and then we send it and we hopefully... Destroy
1:35:32
Speaker 3: his day.
1:35:33
Speaker 4: Boom.
1:35:33
Speaker 3: Roll set. All right.
1:35:35
Speaker 2: There you go.
1:35:35
Speaker 3: All right.
1:35:36
Speaker 4: One down.
1:35:37
Speaker 2: Next one up. Greg Gorey's immature replies to text messages.
1:35:40
Speaker 4: I love this.
1:35:40
Speaker 3: I also looked at her text history. A woman who's
1:35:42
Speaker 3: always texting in about how everybody here on the show
1:35:45
Speaker 3: doesn't work that hard. This is from the 972. Another
1:35:49
Speaker 3: week off for the Woody show. Funny how so many
1:35:52
Speaker 3: people take so much time off after working so little.
1:35:56
Speaker 1: Wow.
1:35:56
Speaker 4: Rude. Rude, right?
1:35:57
Speaker 3: It's very rude. So I only have two options for her. Yeah,
1:36:01
Speaker 3: it takes a lot of people to get this show on.
1:36:03
Speaker 3: Kind of how it takes a lot of dongs to
1:36:05
Speaker 3: get your mom's box off.
1:36:07
Speaker 4: A lot of dongs.
1:36:10
Speaker 2: Just kind of basic, right?
1:36:11
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love it, though.
1:36:12
Speaker 2: Basic and dumb. That's option number one. And then option two.
1:36:17
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:36:18
Speaker 3: Well, we can all agree that nothing works harder than
1:36:20
Speaker 3: your diva cup catching all that Playtex punch.
1:36:25
Speaker 7: Oh, sick!
1:36:25
Speaker 1: Ah!
1:36:28
Speaker 2: Do you know what those are, Greg? Your metaphors are crazy.
1:36:29
Speaker 2: Do you know what those are, Joe?
1:36:30
Speaker 4: What's a Playtex punch?
1:36:32
Speaker 2: Do you know what a Diva Cup is?
1:36:36
Speaker 4: No. Oh, yes, I do.
1:36:38
Speaker 2: Instead of tampons, some women will use these things. It's
1:36:41
Speaker 2: really hard to do. Now you know what the Playtex
1:36:45
Speaker 2: punch is. Oh, that's so funny. Those are really good.
1:36:49
Speaker 4: Man, I say send them both. Really?
1:36:51
Speaker 3: But there's still one more.
1:36:53
Speaker 4: No, there's only two of those.
1:36:54
Speaker 2: Two for those. All right. Which one, Joe?
1:36:57
Speaker 3: Maybe just back to back.
1:36:58
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's a back to back.
1:37:00
Speaker 2: Oh, that'd be a first.
1:37:01
Speaker 4: You should put ellipses at the end of the first one.
1:37:06
Speaker 4: And then continue.
1:37:07
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:37:07
Speaker 2: That's dot, dot, dot.
1:37:08
Speaker 4: Yeah, dot, dot, dot. And then go, oh, by the way,
1:37:12
Speaker 4: I just thought of this as well.
1:37:15
Speaker 2: Oh, I like oh, by the way, because it makes
1:37:17
Speaker 2: it like art.
1:37:17
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:37:18
Speaker 2: Sign it, Joe Coy.
1:37:19
Speaker 4: Oh, please. Oh, yes.
1:37:22
Speaker 6: Play text punch.
1:37:23
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:37:23
Speaker 3: You're going to do the ellipses.
1:37:24
Speaker 4: After that play text punch, you should write mazel tov
1:37:27
Speaker 4: or something.
1:37:28
Speaker 3: By the way. Would it be oh, by the way,
1:37:30
Speaker 3: and then another ellipses?
1:37:32
Speaker 4: No, no, no.
1:37:32
Speaker 2: Just the one.
1:37:33
Speaker 3: Oh, by the way.
1:37:34
Speaker 4: All right.
1:37:35
Speaker 2: This is a first.
1:37:36
Speaker 3: We can all agree that nothing works harder than your
1:37:38
Speaker 3: Diva Cup catching all that Playtex punch.
1:37:41
Speaker 2: I love it.
1:37:42
Speaker 3: Ellipses. I like Mazel Tov. How do you spell that?
1:37:45
Speaker 4: M-A-Z-E-L.
1:37:45
Speaker 2: E-L-T-O-V.
1:37:45
Speaker 4: Mazel Tov.
1:37:46
Speaker 6: Mazel Tov.
1:37:52
Speaker 2: Okay, two days ruined. There you go.
1:37:57
Speaker 3: That's how it works.
1:37:58
Speaker 4: That's so beautiful.
1:37:59
Speaker 2: Greg Gorey's Immature Replies with Text Messages.
1:38:02
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:38:02
Speaker 2: See? I told you it'd be fun.
1:38:05
Speaker 3: That's so funny.
1:38:05
Speaker 4: The fart fort. I'm going to say that.
1:38:08
Speaker 3: Put that in your next special.
1:38:09
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love that.
1:38:10
Speaker 2: Joe Coy's here. Netflix special called Blue in the Face.
1:38:13
Speaker 2: Check it out on Netflix.
1:38:15
Speaker 4: Yeah, Wheel of Gift Cards time, everybody.
1:38:23
Speaker 2: All right, so Wheel of Gift Cards works this way.
1:38:26
Speaker 2: We told you to be caller number 98, and whoever
1:38:28
Speaker 2: that person is gets to choose. whatever gift card they want. Now,
1:38:31
Speaker 2: it can't be any kind of cash card, Visa, MasterCard,
1:38:34
Speaker 2: American Express card, or an Amazon card, because we want
1:38:38
Speaker 2: to see what you guys, our listeners, are into. Given
1:38:41
Speaker 2: the choice, what would you choose? What could you really use?
1:38:45
Speaker 2: It's just we're collecting.
1:38:46
Speaker 3: Data on you.
1:38:46
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly.
1:38:47
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we won't sell it.
1:38:49
Speaker 4: No, we don't.
1:38:49
Speaker 2: We just use it for what to know to give
1:38:50
Speaker 2: away next.
1:38:51
Speaker 4: Yep.
1:38:52
Speaker 2: That kind of stuff. All right, so caller number 98-877-44
1:38:54
Speaker 2: will tell us what gift card you want. And today,
1:38:57
Speaker 2: because he's in the studio with us, Joe Coy will
1:38:58
Speaker 2: spin the wheel to find out how much that gift
1:39:01
Speaker 2: card will be worth, anywhere from $ 300 up to $ 1, 000. What?
1:39:04
Speaker 1: Yep.
1:39:04
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. And let's talk to Christy in Alhambra. Hey,
1:39:10
Speaker 2: what's up, Christy? Christy.
1:39:12
Speaker 9: Hi.
1:39:13
Speaker 2: Hi. You're caller number 98. That's what's up.
1:39:16
Speaker 1: I'm so excited.
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Speaker 5: All right.
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Speaker 4: Sam's Club. Hell, yes. Good choice.
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Speaker 2: That's a really good choice. See, this is what I'm saying.
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Speaker 2: There's a theme. Yesterday was Costco. Today is Sam's Club.
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Speaker 2: You could pick anything.
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Speaker 2: Joe Coy is here. He's going to spin the wheel today.
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Speaker 2: for you, and we're going to figure out how much
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Speaker 2: Say hi to Joe.
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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah. I'm going to do good for you now.
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Speaker 3: All right, yeah.
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Speaker 4: We're like Sammy.
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Speaker 2: We saw Sammy run. We saw Sammy run during the
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Speaker 2: commercial break.
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Speaker 6: I have short legs. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: All right. Go ahead and spin it. It goes to
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Speaker 8: Yep.
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Speaker 11: Yep.
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Speaker 1: $ 600.
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Speaker 4: What?
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: A $ 600 Sam's Club gift card. Christy, congratulations.
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Speaker 2: on The Woody Show. Joe Coy is here.
1:41:00
Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
1:41:02
Speaker 2: Joe Coy's new Netflix special is called Blue in the Face.
1:41:05
Speaker 1: Yep.
1:41:07
Speaker 2: At Joe Coy on social media. Speaking of things to
1:41:12
Speaker 2: look at, Menace, you said you had something you wanted
1:41:15
Speaker 2: to bring up to Joe. Yeah. It's a documentary.
1:41:17
Speaker 7: Yeah, I want to see if you watch this yet
1:41:18
Speaker 7: because I know that you're into breakdancing, breakdancing culture, b-boys, b-girls.
1:41:23
Speaker 4: I am a b-boy.
1:41:24
Speaker 7: Have you watched the Ray Gunn documentary yet?
1:41:27
Speaker 4: I didn't want to. I didn't want to and I
1:41:29
Speaker 4: had to.
1:41:30
Speaker 2: You watched it. You had to?
1:41:33
Speaker 4: I'm so upset. Because you're so into it.
1:41:34
Speaker 6: Delusional.
1:41:35
Speaker 4: I'm so upset.
1:41:36
Speaker 11: Why?
1:41:37
Speaker 4: Because, like, they should fine Australia, whoever the... Oh, the
1:41:41
Speaker 4: judges weren't... Whoever that was that got that through. It's
1:41:45
Speaker 4: a disgrace to the sport.
1:41:46
Speaker 2: Okay, so Ray Gunn is... Breakdancing was in the Olympics.
1:41:52
Speaker 2: And Ray Gunn is the woman who.
1:41:56
Speaker 2: Got goofed on because of doing almost like a dinosaur.
1:41:59
Speaker 6: She's pretending to be an alligator.
1:42:01
Speaker 7: If you watch the documentary, she explains why she did
1:42:04
Speaker 7: each move.
1:42:05
Speaker 4: There is no explanation for what she did.
1:42:09
Speaker 2: Here's my question. I didn't watch it. I didn't watch
1:42:12
Speaker 2: the Olympics. I didn't watch the documentary. You're not going
1:42:15
Speaker 2: to spoil anything for me. My question about the whole
1:42:18
Speaker 2: thing is Was this a joke from the beginning? Like,
1:42:21
Speaker 2: was Ray Gunn joking? No.
1:42:24
Speaker 4: No, she was serious.
1:42:25
Speaker 2: So she thinks she's a really good breakdancer.
1:42:27
Speaker 4: In her head, yes.
1:42:28
Speaker 7: And her husband. It's a great love story for two
1:42:31
Speaker 7: stupid people.
1:42:32
Speaker 4: For real.
1:42:34
Speaker 2: Here's the thing.
1:42:35
Speaker 7: It was a perfect storm of her parents being super
1:42:37
Speaker 7: supportive and her... Her man being super delusional as well.
1:42:42
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:42:43
Speaker 4: Now, but the thing is.
1:42:44
Speaker 7: I have to put it on Australia, too, because she
1:42:46
Speaker 7: did go to a competition to go against other people.
1:42:49
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. To get in. And she lost.
1:42:52
Speaker 2: No, no.
1:42:52
Speaker 4: She won that competition. No, she lost. She lost when
1:42:56
Speaker 4: she left Australia. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She went and competed,
1:42:59
Speaker 4: and she was losing. Yeah, but that was just- And
1:43:01
Speaker 4: that's when Australia should have been like, hey, like- This
1:43:04
Speaker 4: is high-level competition. This is a horrible representation. And they
1:43:08
Speaker 4: knew it was going to be a joke.
1:43:09
Speaker 2: I'll be honest. I know you like breakdancing. There's a
1:43:11
Speaker 2: lot of things you can like, right? But is it
1:43:14
Speaker 2: a sport?
1:43:15
Speaker 4: Yes, 100%.
1:43:15
Speaker 2: An Olympic sport?
1:43:17
Speaker 4: One million percent.
1:43:17
Speaker 2: Breakdancing?
1:43:18
Speaker 4: One million percent. Really?
1:43:19
Speaker 2: Yes.
1:43:20
Speaker 4: They're doing things that no human can.
1:43:22
Speaker 3: Do right now.
1:43:23
Speaker 2: Okay, but again, it's not.
1:43:25
Speaker 3: It is an Olympic sport. Yeah.
1:43:26
Speaker 4: If you can brush an ice floor and let a
1:43:29
Speaker 4: little wooden shoe fly down and the three guys mopping
1:43:34
Speaker 4: the ice floor, and that's a sport and no one's
1:43:37
Speaker 4: breaking the sweat?
1:43:38
Speaker 2: That's shuffleboard.
1:43:39
Speaker 4: No, we're not doing that. These guys are elite athletes.
1:43:44
Speaker 4: And by the way, zero sponsorship for any of these kids.
1:43:49
Speaker 4: And they're literally going in. And this means the world
1:43:51
Speaker 4: to them. Like, this is their livelihood.
1:43:53
Speaker 2: I understand dance competitions. I just don't know, like, sport
1:43:56
Speaker 2: or Olympics.
1:43:56
Speaker 4: It's 100% sport, man. Like, yeah, they're doing stuff that
1:44:01
Speaker 4: the floor exercise can't even think about doing in gymnastics.
1:44:04
Speaker 4: They're doing elite moves and positions that you don't even
1:44:09
Speaker 4: think the human body can do. Like, watch it. And
1:44:12
Speaker 4: on top of that, with rhythm and dance. Like, it's
1:44:15
Speaker 4: got all the elements of, like, a sport.
1:44:18
Speaker 2: So what's good when it comes to this Ray Gunn person?
1:44:23
Speaker 4: She should serve time.
1:44:27
Speaker 2: She should serve time.
1:44:29
Speaker 4: And Australia should be fine. I love Australia, but whoever
1:44:31
Speaker 4: the committee was, honestly, they should be fine.
1:44:34
Speaker 2: Well, that's on them. But I mean, there's a lot
1:44:37
Speaker 2: of those people that you see.
1:44:38
Speaker 4: She should have pulled out. She should have been like, look.
1:44:41
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to be like her dad
1:44:42
Speaker 2: showed up, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.
1:44:45
Speaker 4: Good. There should have been a part where your own
1:44:47
Speaker 4: morals should have kicked in and went, look, I'm.
1:44:49
Speaker 3: Going to be true. This is a mockery.
1:44:50
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:44:51
Speaker 2: But at this point, what's her attitude toward the whole thing?
1:44:55
Speaker 2: Because it It brought her a lot of attention. She
1:44:57
Speaker 2: honestly thinks that she deserved to be there.
1:44:59
Speaker 4: It's the craziest thing.
1:45:02
Speaker 2: Negative attention or not, people know who she is. People
1:45:07
Speaker 2: will take anything and be able to cash in on it.
1:45:09
Speaker 2: She should be able to make something. From the whole experience.
1:45:13
Speaker 4: She's cashing in, definitely. And that's what sucks as well.
1:45:17
Speaker 2: Is she cool with that whole experience, or is she
1:45:19
Speaker 2: one of those people who are now traumatized by it?
1:45:21
Speaker 4: No, no, no. Now she's embraced it. Sorry, I'm sorry, Miss,
1:45:26
Speaker 4: I keep walking on you. You are the gassier about this.
1:45:28
Speaker 4: But it's just, what's the guy's name that owns Virgins?
1:45:34
Speaker 4: What a sweet man this guy is because she was suicidal. She, she,
1:45:38
Speaker 4: she went into hiding and all that, which I definitely should.
1:45:43
Speaker 4: Like I would have to like, it's, it's a sucky feeling,
1:45:45
Speaker 4: but it's also like you put yourself in that position.
1:45:47
Speaker 4: Like you should have pulled yourself out, but man, that
1:45:50
Speaker 4: Branson guy, he saw that and he celebrated her and, I.
1:45:53
Speaker 7: Called her up and invited her out.
1:45:55
Speaker 4: And just like, there's good humans out there.
1:45:57
Speaker 2: Come dance for us. Yeah.
1:45:58
Speaker 4: Like, look, I am upset at the situation, but no
1:46:01
Speaker 4: one deserves to go through what she went through publicly.
1:46:04
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
1:46:04
Speaker 1: But. Man.
1:46:06
Speaker 2: I think she does if she knows. She went there.
1:46:10
Speaker 4: She knows. Yeah, you're right.
1:46:11
Speaker 3: She had to know.
1:46:11
Speaker 2: She wasn't tricked.
1:46:12
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right. She entered the competition.
1:46:14
Speaker 2: She thought she was great. I think the people who
1:46:15
Speaker 2: think they're really good singers, they would go on American
1:46:17
Speaker 2: Idol and be like, good God. They don't really show
1:46:19
Speaker 2: those people much anymore, right? They don't show the terrible people. No,
1:46:22
Speaker 2: that's a different show. Because their parents are like, oh
1:46:25
Speaker 2: my God, you should sing. You're a great singer. You're
1:46:27
Speaker 2: going to be a big star. And they start, people
1:46:30
Speaker 2: tell you stuff enough, you're going to believe it, right?
1:46:32
Speaker 2: So they go out there and they go on an
1:46:34
Speaker 2: American Idol audition and they William hung it. Well, this
1:46:38
Speaker 2: is the part that I agree with, Joe, and this
1:46:39
Speaker 2: is what I didn't think about. Because, again, going back
1:46:41
Speaker 2: to the initial competition that happened in Australia, she did
1:46:46
Speaker 2: win that competition.
1:46:47
Speaker 4: She did win.
1:46:47
Speaker 7: And then when she went to go do practice runs.
1:46:50
Speaker 2: Does nobody else breakdance in Australia?
1:46:52
Speaker 4: I guess the B-girl culture wasn't really big. No one
1:46:58
Speaker 4: was entering.
1:46:58
Speaker 7: This is where I kind of have a conspiracy on it, too.
1:47:01
Speaker 7: Because the judges for those competitions, uh for that competition
1:47:04
Speaker 7: in australia were international judges they weren't from australia so
1:47:08
Speaker 7: like did they just like try to set up it.
1:47:12
Speaker 4: Was so weird because even like when when she went
1:47:15
Speaker 4: to battle like the real b girls that were just
1:47:18
Speaker 4: in europe and stuff yeah that should have been the
1:47:20
Speaker 4: part where they were like hey australia you might want
1:47:22
Speaker 4: to sit this one.
1:47:22
Speaker 2: Out yeah you're embarrassing this is embarrassing if break dancing
1:47:26
Speaker 2: you say it's a sport yeah it's an olympic sport.
1:47:28
Speaker 4: Look at them I'll give you a list of names
1:47:30
Speaker 4: and it'll change your mind.
1:47:31
Speaker 2: I've seen lots of very, I think break dancing is cool.
1:47:34
Speaker 2: And the B-boy stuff, like when you had your show
1:47:37
Speaker 2: at SoFi Stadium, you came out and you were doing, like, dude,
1:47:40
Speaker 2: that stuff, I could never do it. The argument that
1:47:44
Speaker 2: I don't like is like, well, I'd like to see
1:47:45
Speaker 2: you do it. No, I'm not saying I could do it.
1:47:47
Speaker 2: I can argue or bring up a question like, do
1:47:49
Speaker 2: you think it's a sport? Like, certainly it takes a
1:47:51
Speaker 2: lot of athletic ability. It takes a lot of, you know,
1:47:55
Speaker 2: body control and strength and all these other things. What
1:47:58
Speaker 2: about cheerleading?
1:47:59
Speaker 3: Is that a sport?
1:47:59
Speaker 4: 100%.
1:48:00
Speaker 3: Yeah?
1:48:00
Speaker 4: Yes.
1:48:00
Speaker 2: Can you beat in the Olympics? They're athletes.
1:48:03
Speaker 6: They're elite athletes.
1:48:04
Speaker 4: They're elite athletes.
1:48:06
Speaker 2: Yeah?
1:48:06
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, you know, I come from, you know, no
1:48:09
Speaker 4: one knows this, but my aunt, my auntie Evelyn, the
1:48:12
Speaker 4: one that named me Jokoy, my name is actually Joko,
1:48:15
Speaker 4: which means ko in Tagalog means my. So my nickname
1:48:18
Speaker 4: is my Joe, Joko.
1:48:19
Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever, nobody cares.
1:48:20
Speaker 4: Yeah, nobody cares about that.
1:48:21
Speaker 2: That was so good.
1:48:23
Speaker 4: That was really good. Cool story, bro.
1:48:25
Speaker 2: Clip to your point.
1:48:27
Speaker 4: She was the first Filipino ever to represent the Philippines
1:48:32
Speaker 4: in the Olympics.
1:48:33
Speaker 2: What?
1:48:33
Speaker 1: Really?
1:48:34
Speaker 4: So when the person that just won the gold, that
1:48:36
Speaker 4: was the headline, first Filipino to get a gold. win
1:48:40
Speaker 4: a gold in the Olympics, but second Filipino to Evelyn
1:48:43
Speaker 4: de la Fuente. Yeah.
1:48:44
Speaker 6: What did she do?
1:48:45
Speaker 4: Evelyn Magluyan. You can look up all her. What was
1:48:47
Speaker 4: her sport? She was floor exercise.
1:48:49
Speaker 6: Oh my God.
1:48:50
Speaker 4: Those are the best. Yeah. Evelyn Magluyan. And, and it's crazy. Cause, uh,
1:48:56
Speaker 4: you know, and her, my, my cousin Mona, that's my
1:48:59
Speaker 4: best friend.
1:49:00
Speaker 1: Right.
1:49:00
Speaker 4: So, uh, And then she has, you know, and she
1:49:03
Speaker 4: married Bo, who was also a cheerleader. And they had
1:49:06
Speaker 4: these kids. So they bred. They bred. And they just
1:49:10
Speaker 4: spawned off these athletes. It's crazy. So my nephew, Trey,
1:49:14
Speaker 4: is an amazing athlete. And then, yeah. And then Duncan.
1:49:17
Speaker 4: And it's just, it's crazy to see.
1:49:20
Speaker 2: Are you pulling up?
1:49:21
Speaker 6: She completed floor exercise and balance beam. This was in 1964.
1:49:25
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:49:27
Speaker 1: Wow.
1:49:28
Speaker 2: That is awesome.
1:49:29
Speaker 4: That's cool. Yeah.
1:49:31
Speaker 6: It would be another 60 years before the Philippines would
1:49:34
Speaker 6: compete in women's gymnastics again.
1:49:36
Speaker 4: That's my aunt. She's got all her newspaper clippings and
1:49:39
Speaker 4: all that stuff.
1:49:39
Speaker 2: Oh, that's cool.
1:49:40
Speaker 4: We're all so proud of her. It's crazy, but yeah.
1:49:43
Speaker 2: You know who's brave? Have you seen these dudes who
1:49:46
Speaker 2: are getting on the NFL cheerleading squads?
1:49:49
Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
1:49:50
Speaker 6: I saw one dude.
1:49:51
Speaker 2: On the Philadelphia Eagles cheerleading squad, there's this dude who
1:49:55
Speaker 2: made the squad. And he's in there with the chicks
1:49:56
Speaker 2: doing the whole body movements like the chicks. He's not
1:49:59
Speaker 2: just lifting chicks up and doing the stuff that the traditional- Oh.
1:50:02
Speaker 4: He's dancing with them. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's not just
1:50:04
Speaker 4: a bass.
1:50:05
Speaker 2: No, these guys are getting donked on hard.
1:50:07
Speaker 8: Yeah.
1:50:09
Speaker 6: Is he flamboyant?
1:50:11
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
1:50:12
Speaker 4: Has he done anything creepy with Greg? He's not ashamed of?
1:50:16
Speaker 2: No, you say that.
1:50:17
Speaker 4: Has he been to a sizzler's alley?
1:50:19
Speaker 2: Not yet.
1:50:20
Speaker 7: You say that, but all cheerleaders were male until the war.
1:50:24
Speaker 7: And then all the guys had a- And then it
1:50:25
Speaker 7: got good. And then women took over.
1:50:28
Speaker 4: Yeah, Gina. Thanks, menace.
1:50:29
Speaker 2: Yeah, then it got good.
1:50:31
Speaker 4: A little fun fact for menace over here. Yeah. Hey,
1:50:34
Speaker 4: I hate to rain on your parade, but it's always
1:50:37
Speaker 4: been male cheerleaders, buddy.
1:50:39
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:50:40
Speaker 2: Keep the ladies out, right?
1:50:41
Speaker 3: My uncle was the first cheerleader.
1:50:43
Speaker 4: For the Bears. 1961.
1:50:44
Speaker 2: Look him up. And he used.
1:50:47
Speaker 4: To do creepy stuff all the time.
1:50:49
Speaker 1: Greg.
1:50:50
Speaker 4: It was normal.
1:50:51
Speaker 7: His ass cheeks were hanging out of them shorts.
1:50:54
Speaker 2: My grandfather was a Raider bro.
1:50:55
Speaker 4: He was a Raider bro, man.
1:50:58
Speaker 2: He was in the newspaper.
1:50:59
Speaker 1: Look at that.
1:51:00
Speaker 7: You should have seen the coochie fingers that he wore.
1:51:02
Speaker 4: He would get into bar fights with pom-poms in his hands.
1:51:06
Speaker 4: Try that.
1:51:06
Speaker 2: Joke's on you, buddy. Joe Coy, thank you, as always.
1:51:12
Speaker 2: Great to see you, and we always appreciate you coming in.
1:51:14
Speaker 2: Always have a good time.
1:51:14
Speaker 4: I love you.
1:51:15
Speaker 2: And super proud of you, man, and super happy for you.
1:51:18
Speaker 2: I feel like I say that all the time, but
1:51:20
Speaker 2: there's always something new. He's always got... When's the.
1:51:23
Speaker 2: The Hollywood Walk of Fame thing.
1:51:25
Speaker 4: That's gonna be next year. We're pushing for March.
1:51:26
Speaker 2: How does that work? Because I didn't realize that when
1:51:28
Speaker 2: you get nominated, then they decide who it's gonna be.
1:51:31
Speaker 2: And then once they say that you're getting it, then
1:51:33
Speaker 2: they give you a certain window or something, right?
1:51:35
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
1:51:36
Speaker 4: Well, no, I'm always gonna be... My class is dope,
1:51:38
Speaker 4: by the way. Is it up to you, though? Yeah, yeah,
1:51:41
Speaker 4: I get to pick. I get to pick my day.
1:51:43
Speaker 4: And then my class is crazy. It's Linkin Park, Lil Wayne,
1:51:47
Speaker 4: Carol G... Oh, my God. It's such a smashing pumpkin.
1:51:50
Speaker 3: Does it have to be a weekday?
1:51:52
Speaker 4: Could it be a Saturday? Yeah, I can pick any day. Wow.
1:51:54
Speaker 10: Are we invited this time?
1:51:57
Speaker 1: Yo.
1:51:57
Speaker 4: Bro.
1:51:57
Speaker 2: Why are you doing this? Don't do that menace.
1:52:00
Speaker 6: We were literally there taking pictures with you.
1:52:03
Speaker 4: Bro. Are we invited?
1:52:05
Speaker 2: I just want to make sure. Because we don't want
1:52:07
Speaker 2: to awkwardly show up and go, no, we're on the list.
1:52:09
Speaker 4: You know what you guys do? You know what annoys
1:52:11
Speaker 4: me about you guys? This is what annoys me.
1:52:13
Speaker 6: Break out the list.
1:52:14
Speaker 4: No. What annoys me is you guys put yourself in
1:52:18
Speaker 4: this little box. And it's so annoying to witness. It's
1:52:23
Speaker 4: like when I got my handprint, you guys are behind
1:52:25
Speaker 4: the velvet ropes. I'm like, what are you guys doing?
1:52:28
Speaker 4: I'm like, get back here.
1:52:30
Speaker 3: You're with me, you moron.
1:52:35
Speaker 4: I think I'll land your tang around their necks and
1:52:38
Speaker 4: say B-I-P.
1:52:38
Speaker 9: Ah!
1:52:40
Speaker 2: You don't seem to understand. Joe, can you sign this
1:52:42
Speaker 2: for me?
1:52:42
Speaker 4: I know you, Gina. I know you.
1:52:45
Speaker 2: We've told you this a million times. It comes from
1:52:48
Speaker 2: our experience of working in this building. We've said, oh,
1:52:51
Speaker 2: you guys must think you're really big deals. Hang out
1:52:54
Speaker 2: here for five minutes and see what not a big deal.
1:52:56
Speaker 3: It's like when you pet an abused dog, they flinch.
1:52:58
Speaker 4: But I think we've establish this relationship where you know.
1:53:03
Speaker 7: We're finally there.
1:53:05
Speaker 4: Gina, no, we've been there.
1:53:06
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've been there.
1:53:07
Speaker 4: Greg, I know creepy stuff about your fingertips and everything.
1:53:11
Speaker 3: Exactly.
1:53:11
Speaker 4: Woody, I call you at your house on FaceTime when
1:53:14
Speaker 4: you're jumping in the pool.
1:53:15
Speaker 2: Yes.
1:53:15
Speaker 4: I don't want to see that, but I get.
1:53:17
Speaker 2: To see it. You're the one who FaceTimes.
1:53:19
Speaker 4: Menace, I smelt your old breath. Yeah, true. Sammy, I
1:53:22
Speaker 4: know you when you used to make.
1:53:24
Speaker 7: blueberry daiquiris with crappy vodka.
1:53:29
Speaker 4: I know you guys, you guys are my friends.
1:53:31
Speaker 6: We're not like- Let's release Joe from the burden of
1:53:34
Speaker 6: having to convince us we're friends.
1:53:35
Speaker 4: No, but I'm just saying- That's what I'm saying. I
1:53:37
Speaker 4: don't want you guys to ever be like, well, we
1:53:39
Speaker 4: didn't receive a call. It's like, you guys, you're on
1:53:42
Speaker 4: my list.
1:53:43
Speaker 2: Tell you what- We understand it now.
1:53:44
Speaker 1: No, no, no.
1:53:44
Speaker 4: Hold on. I'm going to put this out there because
1:53:46
Speaker 4: we're done. This is going to be the last time
1:53:47
Speaker 4: I say this, buddy. You can go up to any
1:53:50
Speaker 4: of my events and go- Hey, Woody's outside and you
1:53:53
Speaker 4: will be escorted in with security. And that's with all
1:53:56
Speaker 4: of you.
1:53:57
Speaker 2: Is that right?
1:53:58
Speaker 4: Yes. You don't need to be on a list.
1:53:59
Speaker 2: The security guy will know.
1:54:00
Speaker 4: You know about that. Menace, I'm about that. You know that.
1:54:04
Speaker 4: Menace came to my show 45 minutes late. I wanted
1:54:06
Speaker 4: to kick him out until I found out the guy
1:54:08
Speaker 4: hunched over creeping to the front row was Menace.
1:54:11
Speaker 3: We make your little star ceremony work with our schedule.
1:54:14
Speaker 4: Yes. Then let's do it. So we're going to do
1:54:17
Speaker 4: this together. The star ceremony's with you, right? Can we
1:54:21
Speaker 4: do that? And then also, the forum. You just come
1:54:24
Speaker 4: to the forum club. Your name is already on the list. Okay.
1:54:27
Speaker 4: And if it's not, you just call me. And you
1:54:30
Speaker 4: have my son's number. No, I'm turning around. I'm just kidding.
1:54:33
Speaker 4: Everyone in this room, butt menace. Yes. Perfect. No, but
1:54:38
Speaker 4: I love you guys, honestly.
1:54:39
Speaker 7: We love you so much.
1:54:40
Speaker 2: The new Netflix special, Blue in the Face.
1:54:42
Speaker 1: Yes.
1:54:43
Speaker 2: Which that's what we're going to be. We're going to
1:54:44
Speaker 2: be like beat red because we're going to be so embarrassed.
1:54:46
Speaker 2: We'll be like, who is this? Who are you? You're
1:54:48
Speaker 2: supposed to be here. Go away. Do I have to
1:54:51
Speaker 2: wear the cuffs? Blue in the face. Netflix special out
1:54:54
Speaker 2: now at Joe Coy on social media.
1:54:55
Speaker 4: Oh, Woody, Woody, I got to see one more thing.
1:55:01
Speaker 4: Your timing today is impeccable. Netflix just picked up my movie,
1:55:05
Speaker 4: Easter Sunday, so that's on there as well. Let's go.
1:55:08
Speaker 4: Everybody watch Easter Sunday. That was amazing to shoot that.
1:55:11
Speaker 4: Steven Spielberg, big shout out to Steven Spielberg, DreamWorks, Holly, everybody.
1:55:16
Speaker 2: Yeah, we asked to be in that and he said no.
1:55:18
Speaker 2: I told you to.
1:55:19
Speaker 4: Go on set.
1:55:19
Speaker 3: Yeah, Stevie said no.
1:55:22
Speaker 2: Yeah, we said, hey, can we be in the movie?
1:55:23
Speaker 2: He's like, No.
1:55:25
Speaker 6: All of our extra slots are filled.
1:55:28
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:55:28
Speaker 2: Joe Coy, we love you, man.
1:55:29
Speaker 4: I love you guys. All right.
1:55:31
Speaker 2: The Woody Show. Hey, so we just brought her up recently. Oh,
1:55:40
Speaker 2: I know why. Because we were talking about Howard Stern,
1:55:46
Speaker 2: and he did that deal with HBO Max. So Howard
1:55:50
Speaker 2: is now doing one show a week.
1:55:52
Speaker 4: Lucky.
1:55:53
Speaker 2: Right.
1:55:53
Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
1:55:55
Speaker 2: One day, one show, and then that show gets cut up,
1:55:59
Speaker 2: and then they make it into a show that's going
1:56:01
Speaker 2: to be on HBO Max, which that starts this week.
1:56:04
Speaker 3: Okay.
1:56:05
Speaker 2: Yeah. And having conversations with different people, like, oh, did
1:56:09
Speaker 2: you see that?
1:56:09
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah.
1:56:10
Speaker 2: I just wonder, like, because, like, look, I'm a lifelong
1:56:17
Speaker 2: Howard Stern fan, admirer. There's no more admiration I could
1:56:23
Speaker 2: pile on to him and his career and what he's
1:56:26
Speaker 2: done and everything else. That said, if we're being fair,
1:56:29
Speaker 2: you just don't hear anybody talking about him these days.
1:56:33
Speaker 2: I forget he exists until his face pops up in
1:56:35
Speaker 2: the headlines. Other than in radio circles. That's where I
1:56:38
Speaker 2: hear about him. I don't hear anybody outside my radio life.
1:56:41
Speaker 2: I never hear any conversation. It never used to be
1:56:43
Speaker 2: that way. Every once in a while, there'll be an
1:56:47
Speaker 2: interview or something that pops up.
1:56:49
Speaker 3: Some clip.
1:56:50
Speaker 4: Right, but very rare.
1:56:51
Speaker 2: And I was having this conversation with somebody. I said,
1:56:53
Speaker 2: I just wonder how much people will care about that
1:56:56
Speaker 2: or how much interest will there be in that? Because
1:56:58
Speaker 2: even among the hardcore fans, he evolved and I don't
1:57:02
Speaker 2: fault him for that. Like the show and him as
1:57:05
Speaker 2: a person, he evolved. And so a lot of the
1:57:08
Speaker 2: Howard that everybody fell in love with doesn't exist anymore.
1:57:13
Speaker 2: For whatever reason, you can read all about that online.
1:57:15
Speaker 2: That's not what this is about. And then I said,
1:57:18
Speaker 2: you know, dude, even Oprah is not relevant anymore. As
1:57:24
Speaker 2: soon as we say this.
1:57:25
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:57:25
Speaker 2: Oh, I know. Oprah is going to Vegas for her
1:57:28
Speaker 2: own show at the Sphere.
1:57:29
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:57:30
Speaker 2: What? It's called Oprah Winfrey's Aha.
1:57:34
Speaker 9: Uh-huh.
1:57:35
Speaker 2: And she's doing four performances, April 2nd through the 4th
1:57:39
Speaker 2: of next year.
1:57:40
Speaker 3: Performances.
1:57:41
Speaker 2: It's going to be music, poetry, storytelling.
1:57:43
Speaker 7: There's a ton of guests, people I've never heard of.
1:57:46
Speaker 6: So it's like a variety show?
1:57:48
Speaker 2: It sounds like it would be the oprah winfrey show
1:57:50
Speaker 2: with music and performances i guess.
1:57:53
Speaker 7: Yeah it's supposed to be from what i could tell
1:57:55
Speaker 7: like an art experience.
1:57:57
Speaker 2: Okay cool i mean i mean.
1:58:00
Speaker 7: Obviously it's a sphere there's gonna be a ton of
1:58:02
Speaker 7: visuals so i'm sure there'll be like people talking with
1:58:05
Speaker 7: visuals behind them.
1:58:07
Speaker 2: Yeah Speaking of Howard and Oprah Winfrey, one of my
1:58:10
Speaker 2: favorite clips of all, as a Howard fan, one of
1:58:12
Speaker 2: my favorite clips of all time was when he would,
1:58:13
Speaker 2: every time Oprah would come up, he'd play this. Oprah Winfrey,
1:58:17
Speaker 2: Negro woman of the South. I love that. It's so funny.
1:58:21
Speaker 2: Oprah Winfrey. So every time somebody mentions Oprah in my mind,
1:58:24
Speaker 2: I'm going, Oprah Winfrey. Negro woman of the South. I
1:58:29
Speaker 2: forget what that, it was some guy who sent him
1:58:31
Speaker 2: a tape of some rant or something. He was trying
1:58:34
Speaker 2: to get the powers of 10. It was so stupid.
1:58:35
Speaker 3: The middle-aged woman worship of Oprah kind of creeps me out.
1:58:38
Speaker 1: Really?
1:58:39
Speaker 3: It kind of bums me out.
1:58:40
Speaker 6: Well, like at the height of its powers, it was cultish.
1:58:43
Speaker 2: That's it.
1:58:44
Speaker 3: That's the word I'm looking for.
1:58:45
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe.
1:58:45
Speaker 3: It's cultish.
1:58:46
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:58:47
Speaker 2: I mean, I, God, how do you not appreciate what
1:58:50
Speaker 2: she accomplished? Oh my God.
1:58:52
Speaker 3: It's incredible.
1:58:54
Speaker 2: Unquestionably. Imagine if she was like Greg and she checks
1:58:56
Speaker 2: her bank account every day.
1:58:58
Speaker 6: Her head would fall off.
1:58:59
Speaker 2: Imagine how cool that is. Imagine how cool that is.
1:59:04
Speaker 3: Oh my God. That would be a dream. Yeah.
1:59:06
Speaker 2: So tickets start for that at the Oprah at the Sphere, $ 145.
1:59:09
Speaker 8: Damn.
1:59:09
Speaker 4: Starting.
1:59:13
Speaker 2: Yeah, they started $ 145. Are we going or what?
1:59:18
Speaker 8: No.
1:59:19
Speaker 2: Hell no. I have not seen anything at the Sphere yet.
1:59:22
Speaker 2: The first thing I will see at the Sphere, I
1:59:24
Speaker 2: have tickets for Metallica, but that's not until February. It's
1:59:27
Speaker 2: going to roll. It's awesome.
1:59:29
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:59:29
Speaker 3: They're going to make more.
1:59:30
Speaker 2: I'm very excited about it.
1:59:31
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:59:31
Speaker 3: More Sphere's like around the world.
1:59:33
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:59:34
Speaker 7: Over in Abu Dhabi.
1:59:36
Speaker 6: Oh, I won't go there.
1:59:37
Speaker 3: Well, no.
1:59:37
Speaker 2: I was reading something about how, man, the Sphere is
1:59:40
Speaker 2: getting its ass kicked. Oh, I mean, yeah, they say the...
1:59:44
Speaker 2: There were all these plans. Yeah, there were all these
1:59:46
Speaker 2: plans to build other ones in the United States, and
1:59:48
Speaker 2: now they're not doing that.
1:59:51
Speaker 4: They're like, nope.
1:59:51
Speaker 7: You know who's killing it is Cosm. Cosm, who is
1:59:54
Speaker 7: like a super scaled down version. They just opened another
1:59:58
Speaker 7: one in Detroit. They have one, I think, opened out
2:00:02
Speaker 7: in Atlanta. There's going to be like 13 different cities
2:00:06
Speaker 7: that are going to have Cosm.
2:00:07
Speaker 4: That's going to be ridiculous.
2:00:08
Speaker 2: That's going to be huge. Yeah, those are cool.
2:00:10
Speaker 4: Yeah.
2:00:10
Speaker 2: I've seen the one in Dallas. Right. It was cool.
2:00:14
Speaker 1: Yeah.
2:00:15
Speaker 2: Cool place. It feels like you're sitting front row at
2:00:17
Speaker 2: a game. Yeah, you are. Yeah, it's pretty cool.
2:00:20
Speaker 3: Right.
2:00:20
Speaker 2: Oh, Giants running back. You know, this Cam Scadabo. This guy,
2:00:26
Speaker 2: he's a killer, man. He's a really good player. And
2:00:29
Speaker 2: so he is a big deal for the Giants fans.
2:00:31
Speaker 2: You might not know him. Like, he's a casual person.
2:00:34
Speaker 2: May not know the name yet. I think he's one
2:00:37
Speaker 2: of those guys, the more you're watching football, you're going
2:00:39
Speaker 2: to hear about him because he's an exciting player.
2:00:41
Speaker 7: Yeah, and even in circles like gaming and streaming and
2:00:44
Speaker 7: all that stuff.
2:00:44
Speaker 2: He's got a huge following.
2:00:46
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
2:00:46
Speaker 2: So anyway, you would think he wouldn't have this problem.
2:00:50
Speaker 2: This is so, it reminds me of us at any
2:00:56
Speaker 2: iHeart thing.
2:00:57
Speaker 4: Okay.
2:00:58
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is before the Sunday night football game.
2:01:01
Speaker 2: Security didn't know who he was. He got stuck outside
2:01:05
Speaker 2: MetLife Stadium. He's got his giant Ford F-350. He's coming
2:01:10
Speaker 2: in through the player lot. And he was just hanging
2:01:14
Speaker 2: out the window going, let me in. I'm the running back.
2:01:16
Speaker 6: How much more specific do you need me to be?
2:01:20
Speaker 2: I'm the running back. And he finally made it inside.
2:01:23
Speaker 2: And he scored the Giants' first touchdown. I mean, he
2:01:25
Speaker 2: did the cartwheel and the backflip, the whole thing. Yeah, dude.
2:01:29
Speaker 2: So he had to have surgery because he hurt himself
2:01:33
Speaker 2: last year. busted up his ankle really bad. But, dude,
2:01:36
Speaker 2: imagine being good enough to play in the NFL, but
2:01:40
Speaker 2: you can't even get past your own security guard.
2:01:42
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
2:01:43
Speaker 2: At your home stadium, not even like you're on the road.
2:01:45
Speaker 6: This should be no problem.
2:01:46
Speaker 2: Like, Giants fans are obsessed with this guy, and rightfully so.
2:01:50
Speaker 2: He's a really good player.
2:01:53
Speaker 7: That just happened to me recently at one of our offices.
2:01:55
Speaker 3: See?
2:01:55
Speaker 7: Yeah, my card, I tried to go to one of
2:01:58
Speaker 7: our offices.
2:01:59
Speaker 2: Where our show is aired.
2:02:00
Speaker 7: Yeah, and my key card was.
2:02:03
Speaker 2: Denied. Disconnected.
2:02:05
Speaker 4: And people recognized me. They're like, oh, hey, what's up?
2:02:08
Speaker 4: They're like, yeah, wait out here.
2:02:10
Speaker 2: Wait out here.
2:02:11
Speaker 4: Yeah.
2:02:11
Speaker 3: Not open the door.
2:02:12
Speaker 2: And let me in.
2:02:13
Speaker 7: No, no, come on in, we'll fix it. Like, no,
2:02:15
Speaker 7: I had to wait for a while. And then they eventually...
2:02:17
Speaker 7: I would have just left. Come in.
2:02:19
Speaker 6: Yeah, I tried.
2:02:19
Speaker 4: I did my part.
2:02:20
Speaker 3: I was with a mutual friend of ours at Lollapalooza
2:02:22
Speaker 3: one year. And Beck was on the lineup and he
2:02:25
Speaker 3: didn't have the proper pass to get backstage. And we
2:02:28
Speaker 3: were witnessing this.
2:02:30
Speaker 2: Like, that's Beck. He's the headliner.
2:02:32
Speaker 6: Who needs to vouch for me?
2:02:33
Speaker 3: He couldn't get up there.
2:02:34
Speaker 2: And somewhat recently, Slash was trying to get in somewhere. Oh, yeah.
2:02:36
Speaker 2: And then he had to walk all the way down.
2:02:38
Speaker 2: But he was cool about it. He wasn't like, I'm Slash. Right.
2:02:41
Speaker 2: But like, how do you not recognize Slash?
2:02:43
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's pretty recognizable.
2:02:44
Speaker 2: He's Slash, dude.
2:02:46
Speaker 4: Right.
2:02:46
Speaker 6: There's only one.
2:02:48
Speaker 2: Wasn't it like some, it was like a rock show
2:02:50
Speaker 2: or something. Like you would think somebody working at a
2:02:52
Speaker 2: rock venue.
2:02:53
Speaker 3: Might know.
2:02:54
Speaker 2: Might know Slash.
2:02:55
Speaker 3: Pretty sure our moms would know who Slash is.
2:02:57
Speaker 2: I keep waiting for the day that we show up
2:02:59
Speaker 2: here and our card doesn't work. It's coming.
2:03:02
Speaker 3: Every morning.
2:03:03
Speaker 2: Oh, it's coming.
2:03:04
Speaker 3: I like hearing that beep every morning.
2:03:07
Speaker 6: Same.
2:03:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, the light turns green. You're like, all right, good.
2:03:11
Speaker 3: One of these days.
2:03:12
Speaker 7: I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll turn around.
2:03:15
Speaker 3: Go back to bed.
2:03:15
Speaker 7: I'll go back to bed and then I'll Call somebody later.
2:03:19
Speaker 1: Right.
2:03:20
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not working. Well, we all know what happened
2:03:22
Speaker 2: at that point.
2:03:23
Speaker 3: Sleeping in.
2:03:24
Speaker 2: Yeah. Dude, like, yeah, there's so much weird stuff that's happening,
2:03:31
Speaker 2: not just in our industry, just in the world. And man,
2:03:34
Speaker 2: you just, you feel it. So if you show up
2:03:36
Speaker 2: and your card doesn't work all of a sudden, you
2:03:39
Speaker 2: know what's up.
2:03:39
Speaker 3: Yeah.
2:03:40
Speaker 2: Like, dude, I had muckety mucks from this company look
2:03:42
Speaker 2: me right in the face and tell me, that I
2:03:47
Speaker 2: should spend less time and have less concern over the
2:03:50
Speaker 2: content and what we do on the show. And I
2:03:53
Speaker 2: should be spending more of my time doing the sales
2:03:57
Speaker 2: department's job. Like I should be in the sales department
2:04:00
Speaker 2: spending more time there. I was told point blank, you
2:04:03
Speaker 2: should be spending less time. And then they tried to
2:04:06
Speaker 2: tell me they don't care about ratings. And I go, well,
2:04:09
Speaker 2: that doesn't make any sense.
2:04:10
Speaker 3: How could both be true?
2:04:12
Speaker 8: Yeah.
2:04:12
Speaker 2: And I go, are you serious? Yeah. And I go, Okay.
2:04:18
Speaker 2: So who does the other part? Oh, don't worry about that. Oh,
2:04:22
Speaker 2: don't worry about the content.
2:04:24
Speaker 6: Listeners would love that.
2:04:25
Speaker 2: Don't worry about like, I go, well, if we do that,
2:04:29
Speaker 2: people won't listen. And then you don't have an audience
2:04:33
Speaker 2: to sell anything to. There's, there's nobody to message to.
2:04:37
Speaker 4: Yeah.
2:04:37
Speaker 3: This is so bad.
2:04:39
Speaker 2: It's so bad. So by the way, we're not doing that.
2:04:40
Speaker 2: I mean, we are like, we're, we're, we're working on
2:04:43
Speaker 2: some things to, you know, uh, try to help sales
2:04:46
Speaker 2: out more and it's not their fault. They're overwhelmed too.
2:04:49
Speaker 1: Yeah.
2:04:49
Speaker 2: They're overwhelmed and they have, but I said, all right,
2:04:52
Speaker 2: so when I go, are they, are they supposed to
2:04:55
Speaker 2: then reciprocate? Like, I go down on them and then
2:04:58
Speaker 2: they go down on me with some like contest ideas
2:05:01
Speaker 2: or topic ideas.
2:05:02
Speaker 4: Awesome.
2:05:02
Speaker 2: Like, is it like 69 and kind of thing? Like
2:05:04
Speaker 2: I help you, you help me or whatever.
2:05:07
Speaker 3: What are we doing tomorrow on the show?
2:05:08
Speaker 2: And yeah, no. So it's, it's, it's really weird, but
2:05:11
Speaker 2: we're not, we're not doing that. And I, then I
2:05:13
Speaker 2: read an article, another guy who does what we do
2:05:16
Speaker 2: and for the same company. And he goes, yeah, he goes,
2:05:19
Speaker 2: you know, I, I'm in a great situation. He goes
2:05:21
Speaker 2: where he goes, I, you know, everything I do, I,
2:05:24
Speaker 2: but the audience comes first. I go, yes, that's exactly what,
2:05:27
Speaker 2: that's exactly what our marching orders are around here.
2:05:31
Speaker 1: Right.
2:05:32
Speaker 2: On this show. Like we're constantly working on stuff. We're
2:05:34
Speaker 2: trying to figure out like something to kind of switch
2:05:36
Speaker 2: it up or keep it interesting. And, um, you know,
2:05:39
Speaker 2: cause that, that's, that's the most important. We figure if
2:05:40
Speaker 2: we bring a, audience like then they'll have you know
2:05:43
Speaker 2: audience to sell to it's worked out to this point
2:05:45
Speaker 2: pretty well yeah yeah but if we're gonna be told
2:05:49
Speaker 2: focus less on the audience like you're taking for granted
2:05:51
Speaker 2: the fact that people and a lot of companies do
2:05:53
Speaker 2: this where they they take for granted they think that
2:05:54
Speaker 2: people will just always be there no matter what no
2:05:57
Speaker 2: matter that's why customer service sucks so bad oh they're
2:05:59
Speaker 2: fine they're still gonna keep our cell service they're still
2:06:02
Speaker 2: gonna keep our yeah they're still gonna have us do
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Speaker 2: uh you know work on their hvac system or whatever
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Speaker 2: whatever it is they'll be no you you you don't
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Speaker 2: take care of the customer you don't take care of
2:06:12
Speaker 2: the listener in our case like that that goes away
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Speaker 2: it does because there's too many choices now so yeah
2:06:18
Speaker 2: if you're not with it they'll move to somebody yeah
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Speaker 2: whatever the.
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Speaker 7: Industry i was just reading some you're on the right
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Speaker 7: track because i was just reading some uh recent um
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Speaker 7: marketing trade stuff and they said that companies who are
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Speaker 7: spending money on ads are not caring about people with
2:06:33
Speaker 7: massive Instagram account followings anymore. All they care about is
2:06:38
Speaker 7: people with passionate audiences.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, right.
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Speaker 6: That's refreshing.
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Speaker 2: So the engagement, like, you know.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, so people, again, they want people that have audience
2:06:48
Speaker 7: that engage.
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Speaker 2: And then I got told, well, you're not going to
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Speaker 2: station events. I go, what are you talking about?
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Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 2: I go to all of them. Where are you? Yeah,
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Speaker 2: I go to all. There was one I didn't go to,
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Speaker 2: and it turns out The one that they were giving
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Speaker 2: me all this crap about not going to.
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Speaker 3: The one they asked you about 50 times? That one?
2:07:06
Speaker 2: No. Oh.
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Speaker 8: No.
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Speaker 2: It was this other one. And this is the one
2:07:09
Speaker 2: where like, well, you didn't go to the blah, blah, blah.
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Speaker 2: I go, what are you talking about? Turns out I
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Speaker 2: wasn't even invited. Oh my God. And you know why
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Speaker 2: I didn't know about it? Because it was a big
2:07:19
Speaker 2: meeting or a big schmooze fest with all these different
2:07:22
Speaker 2: like big car manufacturers and car dealerships and everything else.
2:07:25
Speaker 2: And like, well, so-and-so went and so-and-so, but you weren't there.
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Speaker 2: I go, I don't know what you're talking about. This
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Speaker 2: is like one of the big bosses. I don't know
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Speaker 2: what you're talking about.
2:07:33
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 7: I didn't find out about that until the next day, too.
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Speaker 2: You weren't invited. i wasn't invited to go no you
2:07:38
Speaker 2: were invited and so and so was there and so
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Speaker 2: i'm like i wasn't invited no and he went and
2:07:43
Speaker 2: checked with his assistant turns out i wasn't invited oh
2:07:45
Speaker 2: my god and you want to know why because we
2:07:47
Speaker 2: already have a car sponsorship.
2:07:50
Speaker 4: We didn't need to go but then.
2:07:52
Speaker 2: That story got told to people above them and it's
2:07:55
Speaker 2: like oh well woody's not dragging your name yeah the
2:07:57
Speaker 2: woody show is not contributing to blah blah blah blah
2:07:59
Speaker 2: i'm like what are you talking what focus less on
2:08:01
Speaker 2: the on the content and on the stuff you're doing
2:08:03
Speaker 2: on the show and spend more time walking around the
2:08:05
Speaker 2: sales department which they're fine again this is not a
2:08:08
Speaker 2: knock on the sales department fine.
2:08:10
Speaker 6: People they're awesome a lot of them are great.
2:08:11
Speaker 2: It's just like man talk about losing focus little weird
2:08:15
Speaker 2: not surprised yeah so like when I hear about cam
2:08:17
Speaker 2: scattered but like not being able to get into the
2:08:19
Speaker 2: stadium I go through bro I feel you forget it
2:08:23
Speaker 2: I completely relate you ever feel invisible at the place
2:08:26
Speaker 2: that you work sure I think most people do like
2:08:29
Speaker 2: not here they don't even know who you.
2:08:30
Speaker 3: Are even out in the world yeah I asked myself
2:08:33
Speaker 3: that Am I invisible?
2:08:34
Speaker 2: Way to go, Craig. Nice work, Craig. Good job, Gary.
2:08:39
Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
2:08:41
Speaker 4: Just last week, I was here in the hallway.
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Speaker 2: I got one for you, too.
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Speaker 4: Go ahead.
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Speaker 7: And we were just like, I was talking with these clients,
2:08:49
Speaker 7: and we're having this long conversation. And then our sales
2:08:54
Speaker 7: guy is like, Yeah, to my face and to the
2:08:56
Speaker 7: clients who already heard my name.
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Speaker 4: Say, yeah, Woody here. He's great.
2:09:00
Speaker 2: I'm just going to tell you that. I got introduced
2:09:01
Speaker 2: as Menace. No, stop. Yeah, Woody's great.
2:09:05
Speaker 7: I'm like, did you not just stand here for 10
2:09:07
Speaker 7: minutes while we all had a conversation?
2:09:09
Speaker 4: Are you not paying attention?
2:09:10
Speaker 2: I got introduced as Menace.
2:09:13
Speaker 3: I'm not surprised.
2:09:14
Speaker 2: This is like a couple weeks ago.
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Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
2:09:16
Speaker 2: All right, man. Take care, menace. I'm like, all right,
2:09:19
Speaker 2: no problem.
2:09:19
Speaker 6: Blood.
2:09:20
Speaker 4: Joe.
2:09:21
Speaker 2: He had some cheeky. It's just like.
2:09:24
Speaker 4: Yee.
2:09:24
Speaker 2: Yee.
2:09:25
Speaker 4: It's just like, no. Yee. What?
2:09:29
Speaker 2: I'm like.
2:09:31
Speaker 4: No, but it goes all the way around. It's just like.
2:09:33
Speaker 11: Oh, my God.
2:09:34
Speaker 7: You're asking people for money. And it's like, dude, just
2:09:37
Speaker 7: pay attention.
2:09:37
Speaker 11: Look.
2:09:38
Speaker 2: So I guess the long story short, long story longer,
2:09:42
Speaker 2: we're not abandoning the audience. Don't worry. It's still going
2:09:45
Speaker 2: to be the same. You're the only ones who still
2:09:47
Speaker 2: like us. It doesn't sound like we put a lot
2:09:49
Speaker 2: of effort into this, but we do. I promise you.
2:09:51
Speaker 2: And that won't change. We just have to, you know.
2:09:54
Speaker 2: step up and i guess do more i i i'll
2:09:57
Speaker 2: either that they're just gonna ask us to leave at
2:09:59
Speaker 2: some that's what i keep feeling like you know what
2:10:01
Speaker 2: it's coming so i'm just preparing good boy no i'm
2:10:03
Speaker 2: just saying like you know just prepare for the worst
2:10:06
Speaker 2: and i guess hope for the best yeah.
2:10:08
Speaker 3: Not like our generalized anxiety can get any.
2:10:10
Speaker 2: Worse yeah who cares abuela wouldn't approve the woody show
2:10:16
Speaker 2: All right, let's go do it for Tuesday. Full show podcast.
2:10:20
Speaker 2: It's available. Just go to TheWoodyShow.com or find it wherever
2:10:24
Speaker 2: you get your favorite podcast. Thanks again to Joe Coy.
2:10:28
Speaker 2: Thank you, Joe. For stopping in today. His new Netflix
2:10:31
Speaker 2: special is officially out today. It's called Blue in the Face.
2:10:35
Speaker 4: Check it out.
2:10:36
Speaker 2: Thanks, Joe. for coming in and hanging out with us
2:10:38
Speaker 2: this morning. Also, congratulations to our Wheel of Gift Cards winner.
2:10:41
Speaker 2: Another chance tomorrow, Wednesday, here on The Woody Show to
2:10:44
Speaker 2: spin and win. You get to choose whatever gift card
2:10:46
Speaker 2: you want. And then it's anywhere from $ 300 to $ 1, 000.
2:10:48
Speaker 2: That'll be in the 8 o'clock hour. We've got more
2:10:52
Speaker 2: Chargers and Raiders tickets for Sunday at SoFi Stadium with
2:10:56
Speaker 2: Jeff G. and the Sports Report tomorrow morning. And then
2:10:59
Speaker 2: all day long today and again tomorrow morning, Fontaine's D.C.
2:11:02
Speaker 2: tickets for the Hollywood Forever Cemetery show coming up next
2:11:04
Speaker 2: Friday night. the 25th. Anyway, that and more tomorrow, Wednesday,
2:11:08
Speaker 2: here on The Woody Show on Alt 98.7. Anything you
2:11:11
Speaker 2: got for us in the meantime, you can leave on
2:11:12
Speaker 2: the After Hours voicemail. That number is 877-44-WOODY. You can
2:11:17
Speaker 2: also find us, follow us on social media. Look for
2:11:19
Speaker 2: us there at The Woody Show. All right, Greg Gorey,
2:11:22
Speaker 2: what you got for the parting words of wisdom?
2:11:24
Speaker 3: More of a fun fact. It is possible to fly
2:11:27
Speaker 3: out of any airport in the world without posting it.
2:11:32
Speaker 1: Sure.
2:11:33
Speaker 3: I looked into it. I researched it.
2:11:35
Speaker 7: Yeah.
2:11:35
Speaker 6: I actually just did that and it even shocked me.
2:11:39
Speaker 2: Oh, you didn't post it? I didn't post anything.
2:11:41
Speaker 1: Oh.
2:11:41
Speaker 2: You know what's funny? You came up the other day
2:11:43
Speaker 2: in a conversation between my wife and my daughter.
2:11:45
Speaker 4: Uh-oh.
2:11:46
Speaker 2: Yeah, because my wife said to my daughter, every time
2:11:50
Speaker 2: you take a selfie, you kill a brain cell.
2:11:53
Speaker 4: Oh.
2:11:53
Speaker 6: I'm legally dead.
2:11:54
Speaker 2: My daughter responds saying- All right, well, what about Gina?
2:11:58
Speaker 4: Ayo!
2:11:59
Speaker 2: Oh, damn.
2:12:00
Speaker 6: That's my girl.
2:12:01
Speaker 2: Without missing a beat. I love it. Yeah, what about Gina?
2:12:05
Speaker 2: I love it. And it left my wife speechless. Yeah,
2:12:09
Speaker 2: what do you say to that? All right, thank you
2:12:11
Speaker 2: very much, Greg Gorey.
2:12:12
Speaker 3: You got it, Wood.
2:12:13
Speaker 2: We thank you so much for giving The Woody Show
2:12:14
Speaker 2: some of your valuable time this morning. You know we
2:12:16
Speaker 2: love and appreciate you for that. The rest of you
2:12:18
Speaker 2: guys can suck it. Catch you back here on Wednesday.
2:12:20
Speaker 2: Have a great day. SMD, double M. I quit this bitch.