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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Payne, what's the vibe for horoscopes today? Mercury retrograde is
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  Speaker 1: officially back, and apparently Halloween wasn't going to be scary
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  Speaker 1: enough for us. So I'm going to tell you what
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  Speaker 1: kind of chaos your sign needs to look out for.
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  Speaker 1: If it's your birthday today, you are a Scorpio, and
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  Speaker 1: you share a birthday with Mariah the Scientist, Jake Shane,
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  Speaker 1: Alonzo Ball, and Theodore Roosevelt. OK, I'm just going to
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  Speaker 1: get started with Scorpio since we are in Scorpio season.
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  Speaker 1: So if you are Scorpio, we all know it's your
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  Speaker 1: season and Mercury is retrograde in your sign. You guys
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  Speaker 1: are about to feel the urge to send a brutally
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  Speaker 1: honest message that you've been holding in for months. Write
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  Speaker 1: it in your notes at first because not everyone needs
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  Speaker 1: a director's cut of your feelings. Censor it a little
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  Speaker 1: bit and then hit send. OK, let's say good morning
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  Speaker 1: to Chanel. Chanel, what's your sign? My sign is Sagittarius. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so Chanel, Mercury is in retrograde right now, and something
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  Speaker 1: that you thought you were completely over is actually about
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  Speaker 1: to start bothering you again. Maybe it's an old friendship
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  Speaker 1: or an ex or an embarrassing thing you did at
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  Speaker 1: a party six years ago, but just stop giving yourself
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  Speaker 1: the ick. It hasn't happened yet. Face that problem when
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  Speaker 1: it comes to you. Okay, sounds good. I'm ready for it. Yay,
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  Speaker 1: I love that you're prepared. Thanks, Chanel. Have a great day.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Thank you so much. Have a good one. Angie,
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  Speaker 1: good morning. What's your sign? Good morning. It's Leo. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: just like me, Angie. Okay, us Leos. Now that Mercury
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  Speaker 1: is back in retrograde, things at home are about to
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  Speaker 1: get a little tense for us. Our roommate or maybe
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  Speaker 1: even our partner has been doing something that drives us insane.
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  Speaker 1: And that one dirty dish might finally send us over
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  Speaker 1: the edge. But don't let dishes end our relationship. We
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  Speaker 1: need to communicate when we are feeling upset. They are
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  Speaker 1: not mind readers. I agree. Yeah. I'm like, except for
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  Speaker 1: I tell my husband right now, he's having a hard
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  Speaker 1: time sleeping at night. And so he'll tell me that
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  Speaker 1: he is having a hard time sleeping while I'm asleep.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm about to lose it. So you're just making
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  Speaker 1: me have a hard time sleeping? Yeah, don't wake me up.
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  Speaker 1: I literally, literally this morning I asked him, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: why are you doing this to me? Why are you
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  Speaker 1: doing this to me? I agree. Yeah, my husband can
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  Speaker 1: be kind of on my edge a little bit every
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  Speaker 1: now and then. Exactly. At least you can relate. All right, Angie,
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  Speaker 1: have a great day. Kate, good morning. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 1: I'm a Libra. Okay, Libras. Okay, Kyle is a Libra, too.
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  Speaker 1: We all know that your birthday season is over, but
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  Speaker 1: now that Mercury is in retrograde, it is time to
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  Speaker 1: look at the damage. You were over there swiping your
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  Speaker 1: credit card like you had some random trust fund. Those
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  Speaker 1: pending charges, they are hitting your bank account, and the
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  Speaker 1: scariest thing that you'll see this Halloween is checking that
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  Speaker 1: bank statement. It is not pretty. I don't like that.
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  Speaker 1: You guys kind of had a similar reading last week,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm telling you, it is time to get those
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  Speaker 1: pockets right. I know, but like we had to buy
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  Speaker 1: Halloween stuff. But you didn't. That's the thing. You didn't
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  Speaker 1: have to. Rich is our Pisces in the room. Pisces,
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  Speaker 1: Mercury retrograde is coming for your travel plans. Double check
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  Speaker 1: your flights, your hotel reservations, and your Halloween party tickets
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  Speaker 1: because you're exactly the person who would show up to
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  Speaker 1: the airport on the wrong day. Being spontaneous is cute.
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  Speaker 1: Being stranded is not. Ooh. So yeah. I felt like
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  Speaker 1: we just had this mercury and retrograde thing like recently. No.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like it. We're here till like early November.
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  Speaker 1: So things are going to be a little rocky for
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  Speaker 1: the next couple of weeks. How about Virgo? Wrap up
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  Speaker 1: with Virgo. Yeah. John Jay. Virgos. Double check who you're
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  Speaker 1: texting because Mercury Retrograde is coming for your communication skills.
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  Speaker 1: That screenshot of somebody's embarrassing Halloween costume is going to
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  Speaker 1: go directly to them on accident. There is no unsending
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  Speaker 1: that humiliation. So make sure you are double, triple, quadruple checking.
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  Speaker 1: That's good advice. Thank you. Thank you for that. If
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  Speaker 1: you didn't get your sign read, they're all posted right
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