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FULL SHOW: You're Half Man, Half Fairy · KIIS Breakfast

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  Speaker 1: Head to Chemist's Warehouse and save more money every year
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  Speaker 1: on your regular.
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  Speaker 2: Medication with discounted prescriptions in every.
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  Speaker 3: Store, every day.
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  Speaker 4: Morning, it's Mikey and Amy Gerard for Chemist's Warehouse.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Amy.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning.
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  Speaker 5: You good?
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  Speaker 2: It's Wednesday.
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  Speaker 3: I was really... I always get thrown when it's a
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  Speaker 3: short week.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Like, someone was talking to me yesterday and they go, oh,
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  Speaker 6: I'm so sorry, the meeting's on Wednesday, not Tuesday.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, that's tomorrow.
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  Speaker 5: And.
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  Speaker 3: And it was like, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: You get confused, don't you?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, it was today. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's Wednesday.
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  Speaker 3: It is confusing.
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  Speaker 2: Just so you know.
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  Speaker 3: And I am very tired. Were you ever that kid that, like,
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  Speaker 3: reacted really badly to sugar?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, like it kept me up or something? I don't
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  Speaker 2: think so.
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  Speaker 3: You know, like they say.
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  Speaker 2: Red cordial.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, red cordial, red frogs or just sugar. Out of
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  Speaker 3: the three kids, my first two, like, they'd have a
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  Speaker 3: bit of sugar and they'd be fine, whatever.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: My third kid, honestly, it's like he's like stepped out
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  Speaker 6: of a crack den after he's had sugar. He is– actually, no,
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  Speaker 6: crackies are more like mellow out, aren't they?
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  Speaker 2: No, cracks and upper if we're going to start the
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  Speaker 2: show by talking about drugs.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe like bath salts or something.
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  Speaker 6: He is so intense after he has sugar.
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  Speaker 3: And we sat at a table.
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  Speaker 2: It's like he's had methamphetamine.
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  Speaker 6: We sat at a table yesterday and we had a
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  Speaker 6: really nice family dinner and– there was a nice kind
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  Speaker 6: of situation. So my husband, Ryan was like, I'm going
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  Speaker 6: to take the kids out, go and buy them a McFlurry.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, don't do it.
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  Speaker 2: Don't do it.
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  Speaker 3: And he was like, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 6: You know, I, you know, there's consequences with bad behavior,
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  Speaker 6: but I also reward the good behavior and they would
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  Speaker 6: have been great. So I'm taking them from McFlurry. This
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  Speaker 6: was at like quarter past seven. And I was like, yeah, you've,
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  Speaker 6: you've stuffed up massively.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he did.
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  Speaker 3: He took them home.
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  Speaker 6: And then my oldest two had a shower. They were
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  Speaker 6: in bed at 8. Kobe, I was so tired, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: because obviously we're doing work and then straight into school holidays.
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  Speaker 3: So I actually got into bed at 9 o'clock.
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  Speaker 6: 9.30 I've woken up and he's in my bedroom. doing
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  Speaker 6: weights with three kilo dumbbells. And then he's doing speed
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  Speaker 6: races up and down the hallway.
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  Speaker 2: And it's all the sugar.
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  Speaker 3: And I said this, I knew this was going to happen, Ryan. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think his ADD might also be affecting him?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's definitely got undiagnosed ADHD.
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  Speaker 3: We're looking into that.
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  Speaker 2: Just leave it, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: But when he has sugar, he is on another planet.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny how it affects some people and not others.
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  Speaker 2: What did you do with your food scraps after your dinner?
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  Speaker 2: Where do they go?
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  Speaker 3: Straight in the bin.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got sent this new thing, actually. We live
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  Speaker 2: in the same area.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got one of them.
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  Speaker 2: You got it as well.
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  Speaker 3: The compost bin.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I know my parents, they live like down
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  Speaker 4: the coast. Their council already did it. It's called FOGO
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  Speaker 4: or something. What you're meant to do. Is put in
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  Speaker 4: all your, well, here we go, it tells us. Meat,
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  Speaker 4: seafood and bones.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Pasta, bread, cereal, loose tea, eggs and dairy, leftover food,
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  Speaker 4: fruit and veg. And my mum, like, they're such nerds.
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  Speaker 4: My parents have the compost as well, yeah. Mum's been
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  Speaker 4: doing it for years and every time I stay down
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  Speaker 4: their place, mum's like.
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  Speaker 2: Put your scraps in this tiny little bin. I'm like, yeah, nah.
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  Speaker 2: Now I've been sent it.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to use it.
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  Speaker 6: So what you do, it comes with these bags, these
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  Speaker 6: bin bags, these compostable bin bags, right? So you put
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  Speaker 6: the bin bags in, put all your food scraps in there,
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  Speaker 6: and then you can actually throw it into the green
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  Speaker 6: bin that you have.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, like the one that you'd put all your leaves
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  Speaker 2: and stuff in?
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  Speaker 8: Correct, yes.
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  Speaker 4: So I could do that or I could just keep
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  Speaker 4: living my life putting everything in the red bin.
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  Speaker 6: You could do that, and it would probably be helpful,
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  Speaker 6: but where are you putting that tiny little bin?
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  Speaker 3: It looks like the bin that I put my used
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  Speaker 3: tampons in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Can you put tampons in there? That's the bin.
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  Speaker 3: That sits next to my toilet.
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  Speaker 2: They keep it under the sink. Are you going to bother?
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  Speaker 2: I know these are coming to many other councils now.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I like the idea of it because the waste,
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  Speaker 6: like you would die if you saw my house. I
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  Speaker 6: have two red bins, two yellow bins, two green bins.
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  Speaker 2: You've got two? God, you're doing a lot of gardening.
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  Speaker 6: We've got a huge backyard, but like the two red
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  Speaker 6: bins are full every single day.
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  Speaker 2: So you need the FOGO then?
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  Speaker 3: I've got it.
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  Speaker 6: It sat on my dining table for like a month.
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  Speaker 6: I haven't started using it.
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  Speaker 2: I know, Nat, same area. You got one. Are you
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  Speaker 2: going to use this?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, my parents got one. I'm in an apartment, so
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  Speaker 10: I don't know if they arrived at ours. But, nah,
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  Speaker 10: I've seen the outrage on the Facebook pages.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 10: There was someone who did this huge post on one of.
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  Speaker 2: The community pages. Oh, can we hear it? Oh, let
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  Speaker 2: me see if I got it. I screenshotted, I believe.
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  Speaker 2: I love how angry. Like, I'm just probably not going
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  Speaker 2: to use it because I'm lazy, right?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't really.
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  Speaker 3: Care about the environment.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, so this girl put up a photo of the
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  Speaker 10: FOGO bin, which, by the way, food organics and garden organics.
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  Speaker 2: That's what the FOGO stands for.
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  Speaker 3: So no tampons.
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  Speaker 10: And she said, I'm not complying with this save the
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  Speaker 10: planet agenda.
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  Speaker 3: LAUGHTER And then some woman commented on it going lazy
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  Speaker 3: and dumb.
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  Speaker 10: And she replied and says, says Mary, who's 14 kilos overweight.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: How good are the Facebook community groups?
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  Speaker 3: I love that she's instantly brought Mary's weight into it.
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  Speaker 13: And so specific.
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  Speaker 10: Someone else then chimed in and said, oh, that was
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  Speaker 10: a bit unnecessary.
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  Speaker 2: And she replied, grow up.
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  Speaker 14: You did it.
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  Speaker 3: You're the one that took it there.
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  Speaker 2: All over a FOGO bin.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, people are outraged. There's hundreds of comments on this.
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  Speaker 6: I love it because she's actually led with her full
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  Speaker 6: profile picture. You know, like most internet trolls, they lead
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  Speaker 6: with like anonymous photos or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: This chick, Emily, she's just first and last name. You
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  Speaker 3: could probably find what smaller kids go to and everything.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she doesn't care.
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  Speaker 10: She's not complying with the Save the Planet agenda, Amy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so funny.
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  Speaker 4: Honestly, to care that much. The thing is, though, they
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  Speaker 4: could get those red bins smaller and smaller if we
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  Speaker 4: start using this.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm worried about.
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  Speaker 3: And I reckon they have. Those red bins look like
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  Speaker 3: bins for ants.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They're so small.
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  Speaker 2: If we start using this FOGO stuff and helping the
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  Speaker 2: climate agenda, before you know it, we won't have a
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  Speaker 2: red bin. We're going to have to recycle everything.
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  Speaker 6: They'll have to offer up more council cleanups.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even really recycle that much.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you're a shit bloke.
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  Speaker 6: No FOGO, no recycling. Have you got one of those
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  Speaker 6: bottle bins?
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  Speaker 2: No, my mate's got one giant alcoholic.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, I've got another one. So I've got seven bins.
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  Speaker 2: The purple one.
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  Speaker 6: Ours is a blue lid. But this is the smartest
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  Speaker 6: situation ever. So we fill it up and then I
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  Speaker 6: just log on to the recycle and earn website that
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  Speaker 6: we are on and they come and they pick up
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  Speaker 6: the bin and they give me a new bin and
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  Speaker 6: then they transfer 50 bucks into my account.
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  Speaker 2: So my mate's a big drinker. I was at his
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  Speaker 2: on Sunday. He'd been making bank.
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  Speaker 4: I saw his purple bin, which is the same thing
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  Speaker 4: as him. It was already overflowing. And you get money
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  Speaker 4: out of that. So you're getting paid to be an alco.
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  Speaker 3: Well, no, it doesn't have to just be alcohol.
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  Speaker 2: It can be cans. Mainly you, though, isn't it?
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  Speaker 3: Well, for your mate, maybe. It can be cans. No,
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  Speaker 3: because you can't put wine bottles in there. Oh.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: So it's like bottles of water, cans of Coke, cans
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  Speaker 6: of beers, all those kind of things.
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  Speaker 2: Why can't you put wine in there?
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  Speaker 3: Because glass.
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  Speaker 2: Why can't they recycle glass? I'm not complying with his
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  Speaker 2: save the environment agenda.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Why don't you get on Facebook and have
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  Speaker 3: a rant about it? All right.
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  Speaker 2: Coming up, thousands to be won with a pop quiz.
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  Speaker 2: We're giving you the chance to drive away in a
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  Speaker 2: brand new car. Amy's got a bit of a petty
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  Speaker 2: fight with her husband. I want to hear about that.
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  Speaker 2: I hope it's about a bin. And right now, tradie
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  Speaker 2: versus lady, your chance to go and see Somba. He
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  Speaker 2: better perform my favorite song, Homewrecker.
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  Speaker 3: You are a homewrecker.
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  Speaker 2: Call me a home wrecker?
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  Speaker 15: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I gotcha.
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  Speaker 4: You want to do that, call in now, 31065, all right?
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  Speaker 4: Trady versus Lady. You can be going to see Somba.
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  Speaker 4: Red hot tickets.
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  Speaker 2: If you want them, 131065. You are on Kiss Breakfast, Mikey.
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  Speaker 4: Amy Gerrard, 7 past 6, the time right now. And
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  Speaker 4: it's Wednesday, Amy. It's Wednesday, yeah. We're doing Tradie versus Lady.
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  Speaker 4: Your chance to go and see Somba live. Let's do
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  Speaker 4: it now.
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  Speaker 2: We've got Chris. To be our tradie. Hello, mate.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Chris.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, mate.
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  Speaker 8: How you going?
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  Speaker 2: Good. You're a cement renderer.
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  Speaker 8: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know what that does. I had a house
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  Speaker 4: behind me growing up. I reckon they had their house
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  Speaker 4: rendered but never painted it for like 20 years.
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  Speaker 2: It was, yeah, we used to call it the concrete house.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Did you get many of them, man, where people just,
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  Speaker 2: they run out of money or something, I'm guessing.
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  Speaker 8: Mate, I had one a few weeks ago. We rendered
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  Speaker 8: it three and a half years ago and I haven't
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  Speaker 8: painted it. And they're calling me back to do repairs
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  Speaker 8: on it. It's a retaining wall and you can't leave
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  Speaker 8: it unprotected. It's got to be painted. That's the protection
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  Speaker 8: of it.
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  Speaker 4: So that house behind me where I grew up, not
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  Speaker 4: only did it look ugly, they were doing the wrong
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  Speaker 4: thing by not painting it.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. It's got to be painted. It's
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  Speaker 8: got to be protected.
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  Speaker 3: I'm surprised it stayed up for so long.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. Is it that much? If you could
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  Speaker 2: pay for the rendering, surely you could then pay to
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  Speaker 2: paint it.
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  Speaker 3: Chris, can't you get render now that has colour in it?
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  Speaker 8: Look, you can put oxides in it, but it's not really.
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  Speaker 8: Popular.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 8: You can, but most people now, what we do, we
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  Speaker 8: render it and the renderer texture codes it with the
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  Speaker 8: color in the texture code.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 2: There we go, our rendering hour here on KISS. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm looking at rendering our house, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, because you've got brick, yeah?
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  Speaker 3: We've got exposed brick, yeah, but it's just.
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  Speaker 2: What color? Is it very 80s looking?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's like a... No, it's not red or anything.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a... creamy yellowy but with black speckles.
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  Speaker 6: It's actually not a bad what year was that house
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  Speaker 6: built Well, it was rebuilt after the bushfires.
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  Speaker 2: So 95. I can picture the colour.
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  Speaker 4: It's such a mid-90s look, that yellow brick with the
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  Speaker 4: black specks.
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  Speaker 2: So you're looking at rendering it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but everyone's kind of talking me out of it
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  Speaker 3: because it's such.
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  Speaker 6: A wide house and it's quite flat.
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  Speaker 2: Right, what's wrong with that?
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  Speaker 3: Chris, would you advise me against rendering?
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  Speaker 8: No.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, never.
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  Speaker 2: Chris was like, I'll do it. Why is that a problem?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, nah, give me a call.
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  Speaker 3: Well, no, just because all the other houses in the street,
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  Speaker 3: none of them are rendered.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you'll stand out then.
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  Speaker 3: No, I know. I just, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Go the render man. No one's ugly brick anymore. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know what's in.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: We'll see.
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  Speaker 3: I'll give you a call, Chris, if we end up
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  Speaker 3: rendering it.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I will.
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  Speaker 4: Don't be the ugly concrete house. You got married with
• 10:54
  Speaker 4: two kids, mate, got a Mitsubishi Triton. Tell us about
• 10:57
  Speaker 4: what you and your mates did when you tried to
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  Speaker 4: recreate a jackass video.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, so this was a while.
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  Speaker 8: Ago now, back when I was in high school. We
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  Speaker 8: were trying to recreate a jackass video. Just, you know,
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  Speaker 8: it was the in thing at the time. So I've
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  Speaker 8: actually still got the video somewhere kicking around.
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  Speaker 2: So what did you do?
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  Speaker 9: What was the video?
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  Speaker 3: You weren't drinking goldfishes, were you?
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 8: We are too young to drink. This is before we're
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  Speaker 8: allowed to drink.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 8: Okay. So I was meant to get coat-hangered by this
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  Speaker 8: sign and, you know, meant to not actually get coat-hangered,
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  Speaker 8: just make.
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  Speaker 9: It look like it.
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  Speaker 8: But I didn't put my hands up, hit my head
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  Speaker 8: on it, got knocked out, ended up in hospital.
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  Speaker 11: Jesus.
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  Speaker 3: You actually did get coat-hangered.
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  Speaker 2: Teenage boys, man. We do the dumbest shit.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I got smashed.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I want to see the video.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, did you get the video? Yeah, he's still got it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I know. I've still got it somewhere.
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  Speaker 8: It's kicking around somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: Remember those old videos like you'd actually record it on a–
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  Speaker 2: Like a camcorder. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's what it's on. Still got the tape.
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  Speaker 2: Loaded up on social media. Weighing in at 130 kilos.
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  Speaker 2: Don't try this at home. It's Chris.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Good morning, Corinne.
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  Speaker 13: Good morning. How are you going?
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: Good morning. How are you?
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  Speaker 13: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: That's good. So you work as a collections officer. What's that?
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  Speaker 9: I do.
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  Speaker 13: I chase money for unpaid invoices.
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  Speaker 6: Like people that are dodging their tax bills and stuff?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, kind of.
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: Do you knock on people's doors?
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: I was going to say, do you repossess people's cars
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  Speaker 3: if they haven't paid?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 13: That's scary, no.
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  Speaker 2: So what do you do if I've got an unpaid...
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 13: An unpaid bill.
• 12:48
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 12:48
  Speaker 13: Invoice bill. I'll give you a call and give you
• 12:50
  Speaker 13: a bit of a prompt to pay it and hopefully
• 12:52
  Speaker 13: you pay without me getting too nasty.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't pick up the phone.
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  Speaker 13: You can't.
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  Speaker 8: Come and get me.
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  Speaker 6: I was going to say, do most people just screen
• 13:02
  Speaker 6: your calls?
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  Speaker 13: No, most are pretty good, but the ones who don't,
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  Speaker 13: they get sort of, yeah, they get a bit harsher treatment.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you can't avoid it. Like, you can't just
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  Speaker 3: not pay your bills. No, you can't, Mikey.
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: I didn't pay a gas bill once. Okay, yeah, when
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: I bought my apartment, I moved in.
• 13:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: I paid, I turned the electricity on. I didn't realize
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: it had gas. Really stupid.
• 13:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: Two or three years later, I get a call saying, oh,
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: you owe a gas bill, and I'm like, for what?
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: For what? No, for what?
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: And I said to the woman on the phone, if
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: I just don't pay this, because I don't even think
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: it was much money. I said, if I just don't
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: pay it, what happens? Knowing she was honest, she goes, well,
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: they could chase you. Sometimes they don't bother.
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: Well, a lot of companies, they sell off their debt
• 13:46
  Speaker 3: to debt collectors. Is that right, Corinne?
• 13:48
  Speaker 13: That's true, yeah. A lot go offshore, actually, so yeah.
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: Well, this one clearly didn't bother, and I never got
• 13:54
  Speaker 4: chased ever again.
• 13:55
  Speaker 15: Wow.
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: Yep, never.
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: Perfect.
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: Free gas.
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: Corinne, you've just told Corinne how she's coming for you.
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: No, didn't tell her where I live.
• 14:01
  Speaker 8: Oh, no.
• 14:01
  Speaker 13: I'm not going to.
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: Your door tomorrow. Now, you're, sorry, currently dating?
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: Currently dating. You have two young daughters.
• 14:10
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: Do they like the new partner?
• 14:12
  Speaker 8: No.
• 14:13
  Speaker 11: I do, yeah.
• 14:14
  Speaker 13: Oh, that's good.
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: That's always good.
• 14:15
  Speaker 13: That makes it easy. Yeah, it does.
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: You drive a Hyundai Santa Fe.
• 14:19
  Speaker 6: And what happened when you went to Vegas?
• 14:22
  Speaker 13: So I'm a bit of a straighty 180. My sister
• 14:26
  Speaker 13: told me I've got to live life to my fullest.
• 14:28
  Speaker 13: So in Vegas, I kind of did. I was in
• 14:31
  Speaker 13: my early 30s and I was apparently kissing some boy
• 14:33
  Speaker 13: in the fountain who was only 20 or 21 years old. Oh,
• 14:35
  Speaker 13: love it.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: Great old snatcher.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, please.
• 14:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I know.
• 14:39
  Speaker 13: 30 what? Were you 30?
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:42
  Speaker 13: I was about 32, 33. Oh, she's only.
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: 10 years, 11 years older than him.
• 14:46
  Speaker 6: He would have thought his day had been made hooking
• 14:50
  Speaker 6: up with a hot older woman.
• 14:52
  Speaker 13: Why were you in the fountain? I have no idea.
• 14:55
  Speaker 13: I think I've lived my life to the best. I've
• 14:57
  Speaker 13: had a few drinks under my belt. You know what
• 14:58
  Speaker 13: they say?
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right?
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:02
  Speaker 13: That's my story, exactly.
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: Except your story is now on the radio.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: You've been to Vegas, Amy?
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: I've never been to Vegas. I don't know if I'd
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: survive it.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: Nat, you been? Yeah, I've been.
• 15:11
  Speaker 10: I almost died. I was vomiting up blood and I
• 15:13
  Speaker 10: called my mum. I'm like, what do I do? And
• 15:15
  Speaker 10: she's like, do you think you're going to die? Because
• 15:17
  Speaker 10: if not, you're going to cost yourself thousands of dollars.
• 15:21
  Speaker 10: Healthcare is not free over there. So I just was like,
• 15:24
  Speaker 10: I'll take the risk.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to die.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Was it blood or was it red cordial?
• 15:28
  Speaker 8: No, no, no.
• 15:28
  Speaker 9: Blood.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: Why? I don't wish to disclose what I was doing.
• 15:32
  Speaker 10: In Vegas, but it makes kind of sense why.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: So this is why I don't want to go. I
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: want to know. Oh, yeah.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 15:41
  Speaker 6: Weighing in at 85 kgs, it's Corinne the cougar.
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: Here we go, Corinne. I'm going to give you the questions.
• 15:53
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: Plumbers are often nicknamed as dunny and what? A plumber
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: is a dunny and what?
• 16:01
  Speaker 13: Plumber is a dummy in a.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: No, dunny.
• 16:04
  Speaker 13: Dunny, dunny, dunny, dunny.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: Dunny, yeah.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: A dunny.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: Dunny and? No, not and.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: It's not and.
• 16:10
  Speaker 8: Sorry.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: Dunny something.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: You're right, there is no and.
• 16:13
  Speaker 13: Dunny, the name is a dunny and.
• 16:15
  Speaker 9: No, look, forget the and and I apologise.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: It's dunny something.
• 16:20
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Like Amy would be a radio host.
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: You'd be a dunny.
• 16:26
  Speaker 13: Dunny diver. Hey!
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: Sorry, I didn't read it properly. You're a Sydney girl,
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: you might know this. In the NRL, who won this
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: year's Dally M Medal?
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Who got it? It's the top award.
• 16:41
  Speaker 13: Oh, God. Yes, I know. I don't even like this person,
• 16:44
  Speaker 13: Nathan Cleary.
• 16:45
  Speaker 8: Hey!
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, you don't like Nathan Cleary.
• 16:48
  Speaker 9: No, I'm not a fan.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Who do you go for?
• 16:52
  Speaker 13: I'm a Bronco supporter.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. But you don't have to hate Nathan Cleary. Like,
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: he's not very hateable, is he?
• 16:59
  Speaker 13: No, no, he's not a fan. He's just, yeah.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: Like, he's got two broken feet.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got two broken ankles now.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: All right, what car brand makes the Seltos?
• 17:11
  Speaker 13: Car brand makes the Seltos.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Seltos, yep. It is the.
• 17:16
  Speaker 13: I've seen the sign.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're quite popular, actually.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: No, it's not Chinese bread.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: It's a Kia.
• 17:28
  Speaker 11: Kia.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: You got two, though.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: You got two.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: You want to do the man?
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to do the man. All right, Chris.
• 17:37
  Speaker 6: Florence Griffith Joyner currently holds the world record for which
• 17:43
  Speaker 6: women's athletic event?
• 17:46
  Speaker 8: Oh, gosh. I've got no idea.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: I'll just take a guess of a women's. Just have
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: a guess of an athletic event.
• 17:54
  Speaker 9: Pole vaulting.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: No, it's the 100-meter sprint.
• 17:58
  Speaker 11: She did it in 1988.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: She did it in 10.49 seconds. But no one's done
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: it better since 1988.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 18:10
  Speaker 8: I was born in 1988. Exactly.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: I wasn't even born then. Oh, no, I was born, yeah.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course you were. You were born in 78,
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: weren't you?
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, shut up. I was two in 88. All right,
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: question two.
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: The brand Elf primarily sells what kind of products?
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: This is women's products.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: When you say that. Women's products.
• 18:37
  Speaker 8: Makeup.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll give it to you.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: You will?
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: It's beauty cosmetics.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Yep. You know what I mean? If you say women's products,
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: guys automatically go, oh, tampons.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought you were going to say tampons.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, women's products. Okay, you got one.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Yep, you got one. You've got to get this one
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: for it to be a draw. In home decor, what
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: is a vignette?
• 18:58
  Speaker 9: Oh, God. Yeah, I don't know these.
• 19:04
  Speaker 8: Um... No idea. A vase.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: A vase.
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: No, it's a small, carefully arranged group of decorative objects.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: What a wank.
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: So, yeah, it's like when you see like kitchen benches
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: or side tables or underneath the TV and you'll have
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: like a vase and a book and a candle and
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: they're grouped together.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: In a corner.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: And you go, oh, look at that vignette.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: Yes. I mean, you probably wouldn't. Anyway, Corinne's won.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: No, hang on.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she got two out of three.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, she got two. All right, you're the winner. Hey,
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: well done. Double pass to go and see Somba. You
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: are the reason to come to Australia next April. Get
• 19:52
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• 19:56
  Speaker 9: Oh, my goodness.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Congratulations.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Enjoy Somba.
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: So hot wives are out, Mikey, and apparently ugly wives
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: are in, according to one podcaster. So Mikey Betts, he
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: was on Hannah Montoya's Micropod. Mikey has a hot wife,
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: but apparently he's got regrets about having a.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Hot wife, which sounds absurd, but have a listen to
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: what he says. Sometimes I wish I had an ugly
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: wife because.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Then people would be like, oh, look at Mikey Betts.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: He's so f * * * ing ugly. How's he
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: with that girl? It's like, oh, okay. Yeah, maybe she
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: could be uglier. Who knows, you know?
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: So there are negatives then.
• 20:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah, the negatives are I'll never be as hot as
• 20:41
  Speaker 8: my wife.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: That sucks. I disagree.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: There is no dude that would want someone less attractive
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: than him.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Like, you know, when guys go, oh, you're punching, you're punching. Like,
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: I've heard it all my life. I'm always punching.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you'd rather be punching than be punched. Yeah.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, we'll go with that.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that makes sense, right?
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Like, guys used to think they were pissing me off
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: or you're punching so hard, man. I'm like, yeah. Like,
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: I don't want you to say she's punching.
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: I mean, no one would ever be punching with you.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, thanks. No one. Wait, wait, let's think that through.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: No one.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 21:26
  Speaker 10: Amy, what would you rate Mikey out of 10?
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: 10, I think.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: He's definitely grown on me. I'll say that.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: I'm a grower.
• 21:34
  Speaker 10: Let's pretend you haven't met him before and he walked
• 21:37
  Speaker 10: past you on the street.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: I'm not a shower. I'll piss off. That's frightfully offensive.
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: I like a big, tall, burly man, dark and handsome,
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: and you are none of those things.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: But like I said.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: I was just thinking the insult through.
• 21:54
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Let's just leave that.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: What would you rate him?
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Seven.
• 22:00
  Speaker 11: Yeah, two.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: See? So what are you giving me now that I've
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: grown on you?
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: What about Chelsea? What would you rate Mikey?
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: What would Chelsea rate you? Oh, probably a 10.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: You've really put me on the spot here. I'm so sorry.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Be truthful.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: I'm really trying.
• 22:19
  Speaker 14: I'm just really bad at being truthful when it comes
• 22:21
  Speaker 14: to things like this.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: I'm really bad at being truthful. I'll get her to
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: write it down.
• 22:24
  Speaker 10: It might feel less offensive.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: Just say it. I know what yous are doing anyway.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: You all think I'm like an eight or a nine
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: and you're just negging me.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: You're just not my type. You know what I mean?
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: And that's okay. Everyone has personal preferences.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, cool.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Write down your insult. I'm not taking it.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: She's writing down the number. Chelsea's too nice.
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: You know how you like your girlfriend's blonde and young, right?
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: So that's why you're a zero.
• 22:48
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: I would be a zero for you, right?
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: You're not a zero. Because I'm too old. You're an eight.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, just an eight. Oh. You wouldn't even hold my hand.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: You've only held the hand of a nine.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: You called me a two. I call you an eight
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: and you're offended.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: I'm not offended at all.
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: No.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Chelsea's holding her number up. Yeah, yeah. We all went twos. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: Like I said, I know what you really think and
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: you're just trying to rub.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Me up the wrong way.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: We're all trying to rub you up, Mikey.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: And you're delusional.
• 23:17
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: So hang on, but you said I've grown on you.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: So what am I now?
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Like as in like your personality, you're funny.
• 23:25
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: So give me a number.
• 23:27
  Speaker 13: Three.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Fuck. Well, you're still an eight.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: That's an improvement.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: You've gone up, okay?
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: But I think this is a weird comment for this
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: guy to make.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: He doesn't want an ugly wife. He's talking shit.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: He doesn't. Even I don't want an ugly husband. When
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: we're in a shopping centre and women look at Ryan,
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, that's my man. That's hot for me.
• 23:50
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: So out of you and Ryan, who's punching?
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, I would say we're pretty even.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's rare.
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, listen, Ryan in Italy, after Ryan gets
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: a tan, he is a sexy man. Yeah, because his
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: blue eyes like really sparkle.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Like mine, yeah.
• 24:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: Are your eyes blue? I think they're green.
• 24:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Which is rare.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Which is where, oh, wow, we're Googling Amy Droughton husband.
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:16
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Can we bring him up on the screen?
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Do you want me to bring him up specifically in Europe? Yes,
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: I need Italian husband.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: But have you typically dated men that are not as
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: good looking as you?
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: No, a mixture.
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: I've dated a guy who was probably much better looking
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: than me and He actually took longer to get ready
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: than me as well.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: See, I'm looking there and you're better looking, but I
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: don't rate men.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Well, there's that, right?
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like my eyes just go to you.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, God, we're babies there.
• 24:48
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, is that why I'm looking at you?
• 24:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. At least five years younger there.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Much younger, yeah.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
• 24:56
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• 25:17
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• 25:21
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• 25:23
  Speaker 3: You're right.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: No, he's focusing.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: He's not even listening.
• 25:26
  Speaker 12: Nah.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: You're right.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: He isn't listening, is he?
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Nah, he doesn't listen to the show.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: But isn't the producer meant to be listening at all times?
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: He's on the phones.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, is he? Who's he talking to?
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: He looks like a little meerkat.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: What do you want? Who are you talking to?
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: I'm talking to Donna.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Donna.
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: She's calling him for the birthday wheel.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 25:45
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• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, your first calls now on 131065. Morning, James. Morning, James.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: How are you going?
• 25:52
  Speaker 9: How are you going?
• 25:52
  Speaker 8: Good.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: What do you want to chat about, mate?
• 25:55
  Speaker 9: Oh, I'm just a single dad looking at getting back
• 25:58
  Speaker 9: into dating and I was just saying if you guys
• 26:00
  Speaker 9: can help us out.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Right. How old are you, man?
• 26:04
  Speaker 9: He's 35.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, you got time.
• 26:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: How many kids have you got? Two.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, sweet. Do you have a single friend that has kids?
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: I do.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: I literally was like, I have.
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: A single girlfriend who also has two kids and she
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: is such a catch.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Why is she still single?
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: Well, just because she, I don't think she's going to
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: settle for like dog shit men anymore.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Are you dog shit, James?
• 26:33
  Speaker 9: I don't think so. Who knows?
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: I don't think, James sounds like a lovely guy. However,
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: you're in Melbourne, aren't you?
• 26:39
  Speaker 9: I am.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, she's a Sydney girl.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's a Sydney gal.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: It's doable.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Well, you could do long distance. It would definitely keep
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: the romance alive.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And what happened with your past relationship, mate?
• 26:56
  Speaker 9: Mate, I suppose there's all the questions in the world
• 26:58
  Speaker 9: you can answer that, didn't there?
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Did she walk out or?
• 27:03
  Speaker 9: Sorry, past relationship as in my ex's?
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:07
  Speaker 9: The kid's mum? Yeah.
• 27:09
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 27:10
  Speaker 9: Uh, yeah, no, look, it just didn't work.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Ran its course?
• 27:13
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, ran its course and that was it.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Have you tried the apps, James?
• 27:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah, they're dog shit.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Which ones have you tried?
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: Um, Hinge and Bumble.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, yeah.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: I don't, I mean, yeah, I've been off them for
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: a year.
• 27:32
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: It's a year now.
• 27:33
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Uh, Maybe I'm looking in rose-coloured glasses. I'm like, they
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: weren't that bad, but they were, weren't they? They're terrible.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: You're on them, Chelsea. They're not good, are they?
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: No, they're... Oh, Chelsea, you're from Melbourne. I am, but
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: I'm also 27. Sorry, James.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: So?
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: What?
• 27:48
  Speaker 8: It's 35.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: What's the problem?
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just... I'm not ready to be a step-mummy
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: just yet.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: How old do you date?
• 27:54
  Speaker 15: Oh, I reckon, like, 32, 33?
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, and you stopped there?
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good problem. You need to go for
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: a 52-year-old.
• 28:04
  Speaker 9: Have you got anyone in mind that likes to go
• 28:07
  Speaker 9: to the gym nice and early in the morning and
• 28:09
  Speaker 9: train and anything like that?
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: Hey, we could get James in.
• 28:11
  Speaker 9: Wait, wait.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: This is literally my girlfriend.
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: She calls me every single morning when I'm driving into
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: this radio show and she's on the way to the gym.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: She goes to the gym every... Do you have her number?
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: We'll call her. We'll see if they've got... Yeah, they've
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: got chemistry. Send it to me. If that doesn't work,
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: he can come on.
• 28:27
  Speaker 10: If that doesn't work, I'm saying we can bring him
• 28:28
  Speaker 10: in and we'll get some of our single listeners on
• 28:30
  Speaker 10: the line and we'll see how he goes.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Why don't you just call your friend now on speakerphone? No, no, no.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Send me the number and we'll call her.
• 28:39
  Speaker 9: You could even flick her my Instagram if you wanted.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: What's your Instagram, James?
• 28:44
  Speaker 10: I reckon we need to hear if they've got chemistry,
• 28:46
  Speaker 10: just for radio entertainment.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: We want to hear.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: Can you just send her number right now to Nat,
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: and then we'll have a chat to Beck.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: What is her name?
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: We'll come back.
• 28:55
  Speaker 9: Shiv.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, Shiv. Oh, Siobhan, yeah.
• 28:58
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just send her number. You know what, though?
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: She's another D & D. Always got do not disturb.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Well, that means we just have to call a number
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: of times until she picks up. Yeah, I think three
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: times we'll break through that. We'll go to Bec. Bec,
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: in the meantime. Hello, Bec.
• 29:13
  Speaker 13: Good morning, guys.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: How are you?
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: I'm good. What do you want to talk about?
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: I was wanting to comment about the recycling stuff that
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: you guys were chatting about before.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Have you been using it?
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: I got sent the FOGO bin, which you're meant to
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: put all your food scraps and all that crap in,
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: and I just can't be bothered.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Do you do it?
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm from Victoria, so we have the container deposit
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: scheme here, which I'm sure is probably available. all around Australia.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: I've got two young kids, so we collect all of
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: the cans and bottles that we have and put them
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: in the garage, and then we take them to the
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: container deposit scheme plant or wherever it is, and they
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: love it because they get to feed the containers in there.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: And then the money that they make, it's always usually
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: about $ 8, $ 10 every time.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're the ones where– and they're everywhere, by the way.
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: You go in, you put the cans in, and then
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: it puts money into your account.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: You haven't tried that?
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: Well, we don't do that because we've got the purple bin.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and the purple bin, they come and collect the
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: purple bin off you.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so we do it, but we do like the
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: lazy version.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: See, I wish we had that here. We don't have
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: that here as an option in Melbourne.
• 30:19
  Speaker 13: There's no purple bin.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: That would be amazing.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, really? It's actually so good, Bec. You're recycling and
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: you're still essentially collecting all your bottles and whatnot. You're
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: getting the money, but you just have.
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: To walk to the corner of your house and And
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: pop them in and then they come and collect the
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: bin and then they'll leave you a new one.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: How do you get one?
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: You just have to register on the web. It's called
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: Recycle Return and Earn.
• 30:42
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: And they deliver the bin and everything? Yeah, you would
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: be able to get one at your house. Yeah, for sure.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: I might have to look into this.
• 30:50
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: It's a good idea.
• 30:51
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: Have a Google around your area.
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: I know they're in Sydney. I don't know if they're
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: in Melbourne, but it's called Return and Earn.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because my alcoholic mate, I reckon he's making about
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: $ 1, 000 a week on it.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, shut up.
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: $ 1, 000.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: You should see that bid, though.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: How many beers is he drinking a day?
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, I reckon at least 10.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: So that's good for his liver.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, great.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: All right, we're going back to James. How are you there? Yeah, mate.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh. James, is this your– Oh, look.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: At that transformation. Wow. We got your Instagram. So is
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: it DadsFit again? Is that your Insta?
• 31:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's the one.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: Plug.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: Mate, you might be finding women without us having to
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: get her friend on.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Do you think he's hot, Mikey? Well, you're a former fatty.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Is that right?
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: He's not a former fatty.
• 31:40
  Speaker 9: Yeah, 100% I was. Come on. I was 120 kilos.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: I'm looking at the transformation.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: He was a big boy, and now he's a six-pack?
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: I'm taking a photo as we speak. I'm going to
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: send it to my girlfriend. Oh, by the way, I
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: called her. She's rejecting our call.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Why don't we try?
• 31:56
  Speaker 9: She must be asleep.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: No, she's... No, no, no, she's actively rejecting it.
• 32:00
  Speaker 10: So, yeah, you guys just try.
• 32:02
  Speaker 13: Hello?
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Hey, Siv, it's Mikey and Amy Gerard. How are you?
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Sivvy, I found you a boyfriend.
• 32:10
  Speaker 14: I'm working.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Don't worry about working. You're live on air.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: No, she's an NDIS worker.
• 32:15
  Speaker 13: She's... Yeah.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: I want to tell your client that you're on the
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: radio right now. Shiv, we've got a guy called James.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: He's live with you right now. Good looking guy. Lost
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: a lot of weight. Looking for a girlfriend.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Have a chat.
• 32:30
  Speaker 11: Sorry, say that again.
• 32:31
  Speaker 9: I missed all of mine.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you were just talking at her.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: That's how I talk to women.
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she's got a client in the car with her. So, Shiv,
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: James has called up. He's a good-looking rooster, single dad
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: from Melbourne.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: I'm going to send you a photo of him. Okay.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: He's on the phone. He just wants to say hello.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: He's here now.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: Why don't we just let you two have a chat. James,
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: have a chat to Shiv, all right?
• 32:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah, no driver's license.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: Oh my God, it's got a deep voice.
• 33:02
  Speaker 8: Hello.
• 33:02
  Speaker 9: How you going?
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: Hi James, how are you?
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Hey, good.
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: English. Oh, yes, I am English.
• 33:11
  Speaker 13: I'll tell you that.
• 33:14
  Speaker 9: Yeah. I hear you're up and early every morning training.
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a bit of this, a bit of that. Why
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: the roosters?
• 33:23
  Speaker 9: Sorry?
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: Why the roosters?
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, Shiv. I said he's a good-looking rooster.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know if he supports the roosters.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: Who do you support, James?
• 33:36
  Speaker 9: Oh, look, we'll keep that one. It's Essendon, but it's
• 33:40
  Speaker 9: a very loose following.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's AFL.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: Well, it's Melbourne. Oh, yeah, of course.
• 33:45
  Speaker 8: Yep.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's the game we don't got.
• 33:47
  Speaker 9: I don't mind the NRL. It's not bad. Right.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: I don't think you're going to bond over sports. It's
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: just mingling. Couldn't care less about any of those codes.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: Do you ever travel to Sydney, James?
• 33:59
  Speaker 9: I haven't, no, but I've got some mates up there
• 34:01
  Speaker 9: and my cousins used to live up that way.
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: Hang on, he's.
• 34:08
  Speaker 9: Not even in Sydney.
• 34:10
  Speaker 15: He's not.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: I'm thinking long distance, Shivvy. It'll keep the romance alive.
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: It'll keep the condo burning, hey.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Now, have you got any kids, Shiv?
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've got two.
• 34:23
  Speaker 13: I've got Irish twins.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Okay. So does James.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: They're eight to nine.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Irish twins. So you're from England, but your kids are
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: from Ireland.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: No, you idiot.
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, basically, yeah. Nah, it's like we're born within a
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: year of each other.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Hey, why am I doing the talking here? James, ask
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: us some questions, mate.
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: Oh, come on.
• 34:42
  Speaker 9: What are you doing this weekend?
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: I'm actually seeing my friend Amy.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: Yes, we got dinner.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: We can cancel that.
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: No, we can't. What we'll do is, James, what we'll
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: do is we'll talk this week and then I'll be
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: briefed to Amy on Friday and then we'll book some
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: flights and we'll come see you on Friday.
• 35:01
  Speaker 8: Yay.
• 35:02
  Speaker 9: Sounds like a plan. That's easy.
• 35:04
  Speaker 7: Easy done.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, there's a little photo of you cuddling your daughter.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: How old are your kids, James?
• 35:10
  Speaker 9: Three and five. Very busy.
• 35:14
  Speaker 8: Two.
• 35:14
  Speaker 9: Very cute. I swear they're 15 and 16.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Look at all that weight you lost, mate. You are fit,
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: aren't you?
• 35:21
  Speaker 9: I am now.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: You're like a good fit guy, Sid. He sounds really fit.
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: You know when you speak to someone and they've just
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: got this deep, whiskey, I'm going to do a high
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: rocks kind of voice.
• 35:34
  Speaker 9: Oh, no, not high rocks. I don't do cardio.
• 35:37
  Speaker 8: Ha, ha, ha, ha.
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: Shiv, he asked me if I knew anyone that likes
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: to get up and go to the gym and look
• 35:44
  Speaker 6: after themselves.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: And I was like, well, I have this question. Who
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: do I speak to every morning?
• 35:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God, yes.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh.
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: Maybe I can speak to him in the morning now.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Don't you dare.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Let's just do numbers. We'll exchange numbers.
• 35:58
  Speaker 8: Hey, guys.
• 35:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you can give us a date.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: All right, good luck.
• 36:00
  Speaker 9: I get up at 3 o'clock in the morning, so.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: You get up at 3?
• 36:03
  Speaker 9: Nice and early.
• 36:04
  Speaker 8: Yep.
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: Oh, I get up at 2 o'clock. Mine's half 4.
• 36:08
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 36:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's nice and close.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: Nice and close. 3 a.m. is a little bit of a.
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: Maybe you can be my wake-up call.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: Please.
• 36:18
  Speaker 9: A little bit of pep in the step for the
• 36:23
  Speaker 9: first thing in the morning. Sorry, I've just seen a
• 36:26
  Speaker 9: mate of mine. He's just wedged himself and showed me
• 36:28
  Speaker 9: his ass this morning. Oh, no.
• 36:30
  Speaker 8: A bit.
• 36:32
  Speaker 9: Distracting.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: Whilst you're on the phone.
• 36:35
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah.
• 36:36
  Speaker 9: We're about to pour concrete, so he's getting ready for
• 36:38
  Speaker 9: warming up.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: All right, well, I'm done with this. Let's put you
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: two together.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Good luck, James and Shiv.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yesterday we were talking about how hard pregnancy is
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: for women. Nat was in here, went for a while
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: that segment, lots of complaints.
• 36:55
  Speaker 10: No, actually, I got a lot of good positive feedback.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Did you?
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably men complaining.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: I said in a passing comment, oh, it's hard being
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: a man too. and then you said, we'll come up
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: with a list of things that are hard about being
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: a man. So I went home, a lot of hard
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: work yesterday coming up with this list. So I want
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: to give you how hard it is to be a man,
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: just so you understand. I don't feel like men... express
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: themselves enough in this world. I don't feel like we're heard.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: No?
• 37:26
  Speaker 10: No.
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: So you're taking the charge and you want to speak
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: on behalf of.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: All men right now.
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you how hard it is to
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: be a man.
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: I may rebut with some other fun facts about what
• 37:39
  Speaker 6: women go through.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure. I just... A segment in understanding men. Hit me.
• 37:44
  Speaker 16: All right.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: I did touch on this yesterday.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: Having to shave your face really sucks.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but hang on. Do you shave your legs or
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: your armpits?
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Nah. No, don't do that.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: So just one tiny part of your body.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's annoying. All right.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: And quite often you cut yourself and you have to
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: put little dollops of toilet paper there.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, that must be so tough for you.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Our balls are sensitive. Don't kick a man in the balls.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: Our breasts are sensitive.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: I don't think they are as much as the testicular area.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Man flu, scientifically backed.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: No, it is not.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Scientifically backed that men feel it worse than women. Yep.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: Where did you get that scientific fact?
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: David Attenborough. The toilet seat. We can't win.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: No, you absolutely can't. This is not oppression. It's a hinge.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: Just put the toilet seat down.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: But why can't you?
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: Okay, if men have to leave it down, how about
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: after you've used the toilet, you have to leave it up?
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: No, because when women go to the toilet in the
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: middle of the night, we don't want to fall into
• 38:52
  Speaker 6: the bowl.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're not going to fall into the bowl.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, I fall into the bowl most nights.
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: I just feel like it should be fair is fair.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: If I've got to put it down, you should have
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: to put it up.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: It also looks disgusting up.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: That's hard. That's hard. What about this one? We're expected
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: to open jars.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: And sometimes we just can't. But we won't give up.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: We will open that jar. Imagine if every time in
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: your life there.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Was a jar.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: How embarrassing for you if you can't open the jar.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: That's not hard. That's embarrassing.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Imagine being, like, as a woman, it wouldn't happen to you.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Every time you walk into a room, there's a jar
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: that needs to be opened. I can actually open both jars,
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: but sure.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: The other thing is we're expected to fix stuff, like
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: you've got to be good with cars or plumbing or...
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: I remember a girlfriend had a flat tyre once and
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: I couldn't get that tyre off.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: Again, embarrassing.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: I got it off, though. So embarrassing. I was like...
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: It took me hours and I pulled a back muscle.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: I had to get that off. You don't go through
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: that pressure.
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: Well, I think what's happening here is these things are
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: all incredibly hard for you because you are half man,
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: half fairy.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: There's more. There's more.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Can't wait.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Anytime there's like a spider, a bug, a bogan moth
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: or whatever they're called, it's our job to deal with it.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, there's a spider in the corner.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: I've got to go and, like, I've got to be
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: a murderer.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Is that hard for you?
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Women make men murder insects.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: You don't want to protect your partner?
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: I don't want to feel like I have to.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: What about, like, if you're shopping, we've got to carry
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: all your heavy stuff?
• 40:25
  Speaker 6: I mean, it's usually because I've done all the trying on.
• 40:27
  Speaker 6: I'm buying all the birthday presents or something. I've actually
• 40:31
  Speaker 6: done all the mental load of kicking them. You just
• 40:34
  Speaker 6: have to carry the bags, but sure.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Here's one.
• 40:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: You have to be into sport. Like, otherwise you can't
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: talk to blokes. Well, no, it's because you.
• 40:44
  Speaker 6: Blokes don't know how to talk about your feelings and
• 40:46
  Speaker 6: you don't know how to talk about your lives. So
• 40:48
  Speaker 6: you just divert straight to sports because it's just surface level.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: Like you've got to read the back page of the
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: paper or you don't know what you're talking about. Literally,
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: if you're not into one sport, you're not going to
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: have any mates. That's really hard. Whereas women, you don't
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: have to be in a sport. No one would care.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: You might need to find yourself some new mates.
• 41:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: We're not allowed to cry.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, you are allowed to cry.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: We feel like we can't.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: We encourage crying.
• 41:18
  Speaker 6: New-aged women, we've evolved and we're all about- Really?
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: You want to cry? Because a lot of men feel
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: like we can't.
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: We don't want you crying all the time, but a
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: man who's in touch with his emotions and not afraid
• 41:28
  Speaker 6: to communicate and- Be sensitive sometimes.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely. Well, we feel like we can't. Paying. We've
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: got to pay on dates.
• 41:35
  Speaker 8: Yes, we do.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: It doesn't stop there.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: For the first date, yeah, you do.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: We pay for a lot of things. You don't want
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: no broke man. What are you talking about?
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: This is hard.
• 41:42
  Speaker 11: It is.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Why is this hard for you?
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: The pressure for men.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: You want to be a girl.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: All right, you're not agreeing with any of these?
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: No.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: I've got one more. One that I don't think you
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: can ever come back from. Yeah. Peeing in the morning
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: when you've got a boner.
• 42:01
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: That hurts. Peeing after childbirth.
• 42:04
  Speaker 6: Peeing after you have delivered a human life through your undercarriage.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Do you think that would hurt as much as peeing
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: with a boner?
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: It would hurt 1,000 times as much.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: All right. Well, I tried, and I honestly can't come
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: up with any more.
• 42:19
  Speaker 6: All men listening to this are just shaking their heads.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: No, they're agreeing.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: With disappointment.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: The men are agreeing.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: No, they're not.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: It's incredibly hard to be a dude.
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: Hmm.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Call up if you agree with Mikey.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, 131065, please back me up here because I feel
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: like I'm surrounded by women and I'm not winning this.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: Did you relate to them, Elise the Pom?
• 42:43
  Speaker 10: I don't know what's happening when you're weeing, but it
• 42:45
  Speaker 10: doesn't hurt me to wee with a boner.
• 42:47
  Speaker 13: It's just a bit annoying because you don't know where
• 42:49
  Speaker 13: it's going to go.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Mine actually hurts.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: You should probably get that looked at. You've never had
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: an STD check.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: All right, it's half past seven. We'll move on from that.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: What do you got coming up?
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so what do I have coming up?
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: All human faces can be categorized as one of four things.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: One of four.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to tell you what they are next.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: We're just having a little chat because yesterday on the show,
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: Nat was talking about how hard it is being pregnant.
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:23
  Speaker 12: Fair.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: And I said, well, it's also hard being a man. Yeah.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Sort of a flippant remark. And then they were like, well,
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: write a whole list about how hard it is. And
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: I said, like, we have to shave every day. We're
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: going to leave the toilet seat up. We're going to
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: open jars. You've got to be into sport.
• 43:41
  Speaker 10: Yeah, all these things are on par with pushing a
• 43:43
  Speaker 10: human out of your vagina.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: But anyway.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: We're expected, here's why, to just be in the mood
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: at the drop of a hat.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Like, I'm not an animal. Sometimes I don't want to
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: make love.
• 43:52
  Speaker 6: Oh, you don't think men put that same expectation on women?
• 43:56
  Speaker 6: I would say it's more the man making that expectation
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: on a woman than it is the other way around.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: Anyway, a bunch of blokes are called in. I think
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: they were in full agreement.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: Hello, Blake.
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Hey, mate, how you going? Good, you got another one?
• 44:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah, why a woman designated passenger princess?
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, you want to be a passenger princess?
• 44:20
  Speaker 9: I want to scroll on my phone, put my seat back, relax.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Hey, Blake, you'll be proud of me.
• 44:26
  Speaker 6: When I am driving down the coast or on long
• 44:29
  Speaker 6: drives with my husband.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: He is always a passenger princess.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, you drive?
• 44:34
  Speaker 6: I love driving and he is more than happy to
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: sit on the passenger and all his mates are like,
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: that's so emasculating.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I always drive.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: And he's like, I don't care. He's like, I love it.
• 44:45
  Speaker 6: And I actually love driving, so it's a win-win.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: I grew up in a household where I don't know why,
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: like mum could drive, but dad would just always drive.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: We're going somewhere, dad would drive.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Was that the same for you guys?
• 44:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah, except.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: If they were going to a barbecue, my dad could
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: have some drinks.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: So he could get on the beers. Yeah, literally. Debs. Oh,
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: a female. Hello.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: Hi, Debs.
• 45:04
  Speaker 14: Hi, how are you going, Katie?
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: You want to back me up, do you?
• 45:09
  Speaker 12: No, no, I actually want to back Amy up in
• 45:11
  Speaker 12: regards to her comment about after childbirth. So to top
• 45:15
  Speaker 12: this one, Amy, trying to do number two for the
• 45:18
  Speaker 12: first time after you've given childbirth naturally, but after having
• 45:22
  Speaker 12: an episiotomy as well.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: It's a different area.
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: No, childbirth naturally is out your vagina, but an episiotomy
• 45:30
  Speaker 6: is when you are cut.
• 45:32
  Speaker 9: From hole to hole.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: Thoughts and prayers, Deb.
• 45:36
  Speaker 6: I remember having to do my first poo after my
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: children and.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: I was terrified.
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: The thought of having to do it while stitched up,
• 45:47
  Speaker 6: you poor thing. And they don't let you leave the hospital, right,
• 45:50
  Speaker 6: until you've done it.
• 45:51
  Speaker 11: No.
• 45:51
  Speaker 15: Until you've done one.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Yep, I know.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, you poor thing.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Well, that does sound awful. Yeah.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: Is that in comparison to peeing with a boner, Mikey?
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: It's pretty hard. And you'll never know. You'll never be
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: able to try it. You'll never know the feeling of
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: peeing with a boner.
• 46:07
  Speaker 6: You'll never know the feeling of having a period monthly.
• 46:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 46:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: I bloody hope not. You won't. We were just talking
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: about beatboxing.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a dying sport.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: We've got a beatboxer.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, do we?
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: Hayden in Melbourne.
• 46:22
  Speaker 8: Morning. Morning.
• 46:24
  Speaker 10: How are we?
• 46:25
  Speaker 8: Hey, Hayden.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: You reckon you can beatbox?
• 46:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 46:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, it's nothing outrageous, but, you know, I
• 46:30
  Speaker 7: think I can.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: Well, we're going to let you do it. What have
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: you got? Are you going to start doing it or
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: are you.
• 46:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because they're doing it.
• 46:38
  Speaker 9: You can guess a song or I can just tell you.
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: Nah.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Three, two, one, go.
• 46:44
  Speaker 11: Aiden, I don't know if that's beatboxing.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: That sounds like you're humming the song.
• 47:05
  Speaker 7: No, that's definitely... Hey, Hayden, can you try again and
• 47:10
  Speaker 7: maybe try adding a couple of different sounds?
• 47:11
  Speaker 10: We'll give you the floor, but I think give it
• 47:13
  Speaker 10: another crack.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 47:17
  Speaker 7: Let's see.
• 47:22
  Speaker 9: No, I don't got a beat. I'm not got a
• 47:24
  Speaker 9: beat beating, actually.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: You don't have a beat for beatboxing.
• 47:27
  Speaker 8: Well, because I only did one song, so maybe I
• 47:30
  Speaker 8: should put it in my mouth today.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: Good on you, Hayden.
• 47:33
  Speaker 8: Bye.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: Ugh. Okay. Yeah, so one of our listeners, Emma, she
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: needs some advice. Super excited. She was about to be
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: moving in with her boyfriend, Corey.
• 47:49
  Speaker 6: All systems go until they actually had a huge fight
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: on the weekend. And it almost ended their relationship. So
• 47:56
  Speaker 6: things are a little awkward still between them. And Emma
• 47:59
  Speaker 6: just doesn't know if the big move in together is
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: even going to happen anymore.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, this is not good.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: Well.
• 48:06
  Speaker 6: She is convinced that it's her boyfriend, Corey, who's in
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: the wrong and he needs to fix things because this
• 48:13
  Speaker 6: fight involves his ex. Now, we've got Emma on the phone.
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: Let's have a chat to her and find out more.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: What's going on?
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: Hi, Emma.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Hey, Emma.
• 48:21
  Speaker 15: Good morning, guys. How are we?
• 48:24
  Speaker 11: Good.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: What's happening?
• 48:25
  Speaker 8: Good, good.
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 48:27
  Speaker 15: I'm convinced I'm not in the wrong and I can't
• 48:29
  Speaker 15: really be persuaded that I am.
• 48:31
  Speaker 9: But.
• 48:34
  Speaker 15: This is my first time moving out of home. It's
• 48:36
  Speaker 15: a huge deal for me. We have been together a
• 48:38
  Speaker 15: couple of years and it's been the best couple of
• 48:40
  Speaker 15: years ever. But it's the first time that I can
• 48:43
  Speaker 15: afford to move out of home because I've just finished studying,
• 48:46
  Speaker 15: got my full-time adult job. But he wants to bring
• 48:50
  Speaker 15: a bed into our new home. So this is in
• 48:53
  Speaker 15: my head, bad juju. He wants to bring a bed
• 48:56
  Speaker 15: into our home that he bought when he was living
• 48:59
  Speaker 15: with his ex and he bought it with his own money.
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: But.
• 49:03
  Speaker 15: He's definitely christened that bed a few times with us.
• 49:06
  Speaker 15: I don't want that bed in my house.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: It's pretty fresh start.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: He had a bed, his bed, and his ex-girlfriend used
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: to sleep in it, and he wants to bring that
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: bed for you guys to sleep in.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: In, and you've got a problem with it.
• 49:22
  Speaker 15: Well, yeah. Yeah, definitely, yeah.
• 49:24
  Speaker 6: Emma, can I ask, how old is the mattress?
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Because this might be an easy fix. Is it, like,
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: over five years old?
• 49:31
  Speaker 15: We've been together a couple of years. No, it's only
• 49:34
  Speaker 15: like they broke up just a couple months before we
• 49:36
  Speaker 15: got together. They brought it towards the end of their relationship.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: Okay, so the mattress is like three years old.
• 49:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: What does it matter?
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: He's not with her anymore.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He's not with her. He's not putting you in
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: the sheets that she was in that he hasn't washed.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: It's just a bed.
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: I was going to say, is there some kind of
• 49:57
  Speaker 6: like happy medium where it's just a mattress, but like
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: you could potentially go out and buy all brand new
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: bedding and that could be very much your bed.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: Like the bed I've got at mine, I reckon I've
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: had two relationships in that bed before.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Well, you think about when you go to hotel rooms.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: You're sleeping on the same mattress that probably hundreds of
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: people have had sex on.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: But I think, oh, yeah, no, that bed I've got
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: is like 10 years old. So obviously ex-girlfriends have been
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: in that bed. I don't think my girlfriend has.
• 50:25
  Speaker 6: I think it would have been different, Emma, if maybe,
• 50:28
  Speaker 6: I don't know, the ex-girlfriend had bought it.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: But like it's essentially your partner's bed. It's a piece
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: of furniture, yeah.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: What about the couch? We'll see on that too.
• 50:38
  Speaker 15: No, well, maybe, but the couch is coming.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: The couch is coming, yeah.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: 381065, yeah, Emma, sorry, doll.
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: You sound lovely, but I think you've been crazy over this.
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Well, and also new mattresses are quite expensive.
• 50:54
  Speaker 6: Like, do you really want to spend money on buying
• 50:57
  Speaker 6: a new mattress when you've kind of got a, well,
• 50:59
  Speaker 6: when your partner's got a perfectly good one?
• 51:01
  Speaker 15: Well, that's his argument, but I'm happy to. I'm happy
• 51:04
  Speaker 15: to fork out the money for a new mattress.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, so you would.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: You would pay for a new mattress?
• 51:10
  Speaker 15: Yeah, 100%.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: Including the bed frame?
• 51:13
  Speaker 6: If I was the partner, I'd just let Emma buy
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: a new mattress.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: If it's so important to her. I still think it
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: doesn't matter, though.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: Of course it doesn't.
• 51:19
  Speaker 6: But if it's something that's important to her and she's
• 51:21
  Speaker 6: happy to buy a new one, let her.
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: Well, let's hear from you, 131065. Is Emma being crazy?
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: She wants her boyfriend to get a new bed. Have
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: you been in a situation like this? Do you think
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: you have to get a new bed every time you
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: have a new relationship? Let's take your calls. Coming up, 131065. Well,
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: is our caller Emma crazy today?
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so Emma, she's looking for some advice.
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: She was about to move in with her boyfriend, Corey,
• 51:47
  Speaker 6: until she found out that he wanted to bring his
• 51:50
  Speaker 6: old mattress that he had with a previous girlfriend into there.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: Whole thing, right?
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: No, it just says mattress.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: Well, is it the bed or the mattress, Emma?
• 52:00
  Speaker 15: The mattress.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you're going to buy a new bedhead.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: No, the bedhead's not an issue. It's just the mattress,
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: she's saying.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: I do want to understand where the bedhead's coming from, though. Like,
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: if you're going to buy a new bedhead.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: They're not banging on the bedhead, are they?
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're cheap anyway. It's the mattress that costs money, right?
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: So he wants to bring that in, and his ex-girlfriend
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: used to sleep in that mattress.
• 52:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but Emma is saying she is happy to pay
• 52:28
  Speaker 6: for a new mattress so they can start afresh and
• 52:31
  Speaker 6: build upon their relationship that way with all new stuff.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: And he thinks you've been over the top, Emma?
• 52:38
  Speaker 15: Yeah, over the top, crazy.
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: And I don't know that I'm convinced.
• 52:43
  Speaker 15: I feel like I'm not at all.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Does it really matter what happened on the mattress? You're
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: going to have different sheets on there, right?
• 52:49
  Speaker 15: Yeah, but don't we want a fresh start, moving in together?
• 52:53
  Speaker 15: Everything's been so well. I don't want anything to do
• 52:57
  Speaker 15: with her in my new house.
• 52:58
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: Do you reckon you're going to struggle to sleep on
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: that mattress?
• 53:01
  Speaker 15: No, but I think it's just the principle of it.
• 53:07
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: All right. And do you agree, Amy?
• 53:09
  Speaker 6: Listen, I absolutely understand where Emma is coming from. It
• 53:14
  Speaker 6: wouldn't bother me, but I also can... I can see
• 53:19
  Speaker 6: where she's coming from.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: She just wants to start their new life together. They're
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: moving in.
• 53:25
  Speaker 6: She wants all brand new stuff, stuff that's theirs, right,
• 53:29
  Speaker 6: as opposed to something he's previously bought with an ex.
• 53:34
  Speaker 6: I don't necessarily agree, but what I'm saying is if
• 53:36
  Speaker 6: Emma is happy to buy a new mattress, let.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: Her buy a new mattress.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: My girlfriend's texted.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what did she say?
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: She said, nah, new house, fresh start. Different if she
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: was moving into an already established place.
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: But new house, just have a nice fresh start.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so as women, I get it.
• 53:56
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't care, but I also can understand where Emma's
• 53:59
  Speaker 6: coming from.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: JV, what do you think?
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: Hi, JV.
• 54:03
  Speaker 8: Hi.
• 54:04
  Speaker 11: Hi, hi, hi.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: How are you?
• 54:05
  Speaker 9: Good.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: What do you reckon?
• 54:07
  Speaker 7: I think I see where Emma's coming from.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:11
  Speaker 7: I feel like she thinks that the Rupana is bringing
• 54:15
  Speaker 7: that mattress in a way to kind of remember the
• 54:19
  Speaker 7: ex in a way.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: That's a stretch.
• 54:23
  Speaker 7: But then I also see where she's coming from. I
• 54:26
  Speaker 7: also get where she's coming from.
• 54:27
  Speaker 8: And, yeah, new house, you know.
• 54:30
  Speaker 7: You want to forget things from the past, so.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: Buy all new stuff.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're Team Emma.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: He seems to be. Brett, what do you think?
• 54:39
  Speaker 16: Hey, Brett. I think that she's using the mattress and
• 54:43
  Speaker 16: turned the mattress into his ex-girlfriend. I think she needs
• 54:47
  Speaker 16: to look at it as if she's been on that
• 54:51
  Speaker 16: mattress before and had sexy time with this man, then
• 54:54
  Speaker 16: the issue isn't the mattress. The issue is her.
• 55:00
  Speaker 16: Moving forward.
• 55:02
  Speaker 6: You think she's a bit jealous still?
• 55:06
  Speaker 16: I think there's a lot of stuff in there about
• 55:09
  Speaker 16: her with her first job, her first this, her first that.
• 55:13
  Speaker 16: She's using the mattress as an excuse not to go.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: Emma, do you think she could possibly be finding a
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: reason to not move in?
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: Emma. Emma?
• 55:29
  Speaker 13: Emma? Yes.
• 55:31
  Speaker 11: Yes. No.
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: Not at all.
• 55:33
  Speaker 13: No.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: I think that was a bit of a stretch as well.
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: You've already slept on that mattress because you've stayed at
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: his house, yeah?
• 55:39
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 55:40
  Speaker 15: Yes, but it's bad juju. Does no one believe in
• 55:43
  Speaker 15: bad juju?
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: I know I don't.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: I think that's nonsense, but yeah. I get it, Emma.
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: I get the wanting to just start a new, fresh
• 55:52
  Speaker 6: life together.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 55:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 55:54
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Well, let's hear from Peyton. Hello, Peyton.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: Hey, what do you think?
• 56:01
  Speaker 11: I 100% support Emma. I think especially if you know,
• 56:05
  Speaker 11: if it's in his house, you're like, okay, well, fair enough.
• 56:07
  Speaker 11: I'm not living with him.
• 56:08
  Speaker 13: Why am I going to make him go change it?
• 56:11
  Speaker 11: But if you're moving into a fresh new place with him,
• 56:13
  Speaker 11: you're going to think, oh, we're buying all this new
• 56:15
  Speaker 11: furniture together, but he doesn't want to change the mattress.
• 56:19
  Speaker 11: And the whole time you're just going to be thinking, oh,
• 56:20
  Speaker 11: it's the ex's mattress. And especially when a bed is
• 56:23
  Speaker 11: a very vulnerable place for a woman. You just, you
• 56:26
  Speaker 11: want to be able to have positive thoughts about it,
• 56:29
  Speaker 11: especially with all the sexy.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: Time that goes on a bed.
• 56:31
  Speaker 6: I reckon this guy is not thinking anything other than,
• 56:35
  Speaker 6: it's a sick mattress.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: I only bought it three years ago. Why would I
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: get a new one? He's being practical. He's being practical
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: and probably rational, whereas girls are a little bit, we
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: lead with our hearts and stuff, right?
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: So be more emotional.
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: Emma, do me a favour. If it means that much,
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: can you just order one? He won't care.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? But don't make it a
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: big thing anymore.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: Hopefully you've got a spare room. Maybe you're moving into
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: a two bedroom.
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: Put the old mattress into the spare room and your
• 57:00
  Speaker 6: guests can sleep on it.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: And he can go in there and sniff it and
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: think of his ex-girlfriend.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: No, do not say that.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, do you know what I mean, Emma? Can you
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: stop turning this into a big thing? Guys don't want drama, ever.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: We don't want any drama.
• 57:14
  Speaker 15: I feel like it's past that now. It's like a
• 57:17
  Speaker 15: big drama that I can't just.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: Turn it off. Is he against you buying one?
• 57:25
  Speaker 15: Well, we have a joint bank account, so I'm saying
• 57:29
  Speaker 15: I'll buy one, but he doesn't want me putting my money.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: It's a money thing. Just do it.
• 57:34
  Speaker 6: Because it's his money as well, and he's like, there's
• 57:37
  Speaker 6: nothing wrong with this mattress.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: How long was he with his ex for?
• 57:42
  Speaker 15: Well, they were together a solid five years.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 57:49
  Speaker 6: The only thing I can take away from this is
• 57:51
  Speaker 6: you're with him now, and you're about to move in
• 57:53
  Speaker 6: with him.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: She's an ex, and she's probably an ex for a reason.
• 57:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: Like, hmm.
• 58:00
  Speaker 15: Are you calling me crazy?
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: No, no, I'm not.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Nah.
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: But I can see it matters, and I can kind
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: of understand. So just, I go back to what I
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: was saying. Guys don't want drama. Just go and buy
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: a mattress.
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: I would buy the mattress.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: Buy the damn mattress.
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: Buy yourself a new mattress.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:16
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 58:17
  Speaker 15: Nah, I think I'm going to. I don't think I
• 58:19
  Speaker 15: can be persuaded otherwise.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: Do it. Buy the mattress. Put the damn thing in.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: Stop talking about the mattress. Stop making it a big thing.
• 58:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so I'm in a little bit of a disagreement
• 58:27
  Speaker 6: with my husband. I mean, I'm more than likely going
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: to win.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: Do you always win, Amy?
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: 99.9% of the time I am right.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: Happy wife, happy life.
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: What's going on? What are you fighting about?
• 58:42
  Speaker 6: Well, we got back from down the coast and I
• 58:44
  Speaker 6: had to duck up to Big W and all of
• 58:47
  Speaker 6: the Christmas stuff is out.
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: Already?
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's been out since August.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: It's been out since 7th of October.
• 58:54
  Speaker 6: I remember walking into one of the department stores end
• 58:57
  Speaker 6: of August and I swear to God, Christmas decorations were out.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: No, way too early.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: So I've kind of held myself at bay.
• 59:04
  Speaker 6: But I came home and I said to Ryan, I
• 59:06
  Speaker 6: think next weekend I'm going to put the Christmas tree up.
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: And he was like... like.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Now? Yes, now. No, no, no, no, no.
• 59:13
  Speaker 9: Why?
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: It's the 7th of October. That is why.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: Well, by next weekend, well, by this coming weekend, it'll
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: be the 11th. Christmas is in like eight weeks.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: We've got some Christmas music.
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: Wait, no, maybe it's longer than that. So it's, yeah.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: You put your Christmas tree up. Yeah. Hang on. Before
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: I tell you my opinion, what did he say? He said,
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: no way.
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: It's way too early.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: And he's right. But hang on.
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: And you know what my rebuttal was? I said, you
• 59:39
  Speaker 6: don't put it up anyway. Like, Ryan's a bit of
• 59:41
  Speaker 6: the Christmas Grinch. And I love Christmas.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, so do I.
• 59:46
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: So I love it. Yeah, me too. If I could.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: If I could decorate my entire house in tinsel, I would.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, that'd be kind of fugly, but I'm with you.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: No, the fugglier and more festive, the better.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: The better. Okay, so you want to put it up now,
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: so I've got a rule.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: What's your rule?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: 1st of December.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: Now, I'm just going to my calendar on my phone here. Look,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: that's a Tuesday, but you're doing breakfast radio now.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: So you can come home at 10 and spend the
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: whole day.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: Sorry, are you telling me when I can.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: Pull my Christmas tree up? Yeah, I'm telling you when
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: to do it. 1st of December. You can't put it
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: up before then. Maybe late November. Not early October. It's
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: early October. So what?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 6: So I actually know somebody who's already got her Christmas
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: tree up because she loves.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's got a partner and everything.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 6: She loves getting into the festive spirit and I'm with her.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: She's actually influenced me.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: I'm like, that's such a great idea.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: Why not put it up in March then?
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 6: I actually know somebody who just leaves her Christmas tree
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 6: up the whole year.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 9: Lazy bitch.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: She just pushes it into the corner of her room.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: I had a mate in a sad one-bedroom apartment and
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: in the corner of the living room was a Christmas
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: tree and he just like, I don't know, threw a
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: towel over it or something to try and hide it.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: Does anyone else here agree it's 1st of December? Chelsea?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: Way too early.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Amy.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: What about November? Nah, December. Sorry, I can't pronounce that word.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: You can't pronounce December? She can't say a few words.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 10: December is one of them.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: She says it with a V. Say December.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 15: December.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: Is that right? No, naturally I would say Christmas is
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: in December. December.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know what month that is.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: I also can't say the word verify.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: Say verify. Verified.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: I also can't say libel.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: Librarian? Librarian.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, sorry, no, maybe I say librarian.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: I want to hear them all in one sentence about
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: putting your Christmas tree up in December. It's verified that
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: a librarian is doing it or something.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: Will you try that?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 10: If it was me, I would put my Christmas tree
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 10: up in December and.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 15: I would have verified my Instagram account.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: I've verified my Instagram account with the librarian. With the librarian.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: You're dead.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: The point is, can't put it up in December.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: The point is, I'm the only one who puts my
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: Christmas tree up in my household.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you can do it. I get that. But
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: he's got to look at it and it's too fast
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: because it's too early.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: No, it's also in the front room of the house.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 8: So.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: We don't spend a lot of time in that front room,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 6: but it's in the windows.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: No, it's in the windows. He was like, babe, you
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: look crazy.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: You will.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: People will drive past and see your Christmas tree up
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: with the lights on.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: People will think you're mental.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: Great.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: I don't care.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: Nat, do you agree? It's December 1, yeah?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: See, it doesn't really bother me.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 10: I kind of see those houses that still have Christmas
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 10: lights up.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: All year round, and I'm like, ah, efficient. Efficient. You
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: never have to put them up or take them down. Yeah.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 8: See?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: We've got a call here.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: Tanya.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: Hey, Tanya.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: Hello, good morning.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: Do you think I'm crazy too?
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: No, I got mine up last week.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: Yes, see? That was still September.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: No, it's the 1st of October.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: Seven days. Was it September?
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: I have Christmas on my own.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 7: I have Christmas on.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: My own every year. And so you want to stretch
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: it out?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: No, no, my husband goes to New Zealand, so I
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: like to torment him.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, you're like, oh, you're leaving me at Christmas. But
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: come on, it was too early to put it up
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: a week ago.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: It's up, but it's not decorated.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: What would Jesus think? It is his birthday.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: I don't think Jesus would care.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: Don't honour him too early.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 6: Wait, so Tanya, you've got the Christmas tree, but you
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 6: haven't decorated it?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: Do you wait till December to decorate it?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 13: No, I'll do it on my next day off.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: You're all mental.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: Nah, I'm putting it up this afternoon.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: I want to see a photo if you do it.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: I really think it is way too early.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: Well, lucky you and I aren't together.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: For many reasons.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: Well, and that you're a two.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: All right, we're doing last calls now.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 6: 131065.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: Hello, Viv. Hey, Viv.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: Hi.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: Hello. What do you want to talk about?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 14: I actually have no clue. I just listened to the last...
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 14: Couple minutes of a segment, and I was like, oh,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 14: this sounds interesting.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 15: I'm going to call.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, we were talking to Alec, our lovely Jewish friend.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: Are you Jewish?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: That's taking so long.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is taking a while to get to the point.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: So Alec is single, living in Australia, is from England,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: is Jewish, is looking for a nice Jewish girl.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: Are you one of them?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 14: I would like to think so, yes.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 13: I am Jewish.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: And you're nice?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: And she's 24?
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 14: I try my best, but yes.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: She sounds lovely.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 10: Alex?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: Do you want to say hello, Alex?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: Say hello, mate.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 8: Hi, Viv.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: Hi.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: When was your bat mitzvah?
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 14: When I was 12.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: Correct answer ah you thought she might.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 6: Have been tricking you i passed the test oh is
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 6: that a was that a trick question like is that
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 6: the normal age yeah yeah that's that's correct yeah she's
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 6: not lying is the bar mitzvah where the men have
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 6: their things cut off.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: No no that's a different thing that's a bris Oh,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: and that happens when you're young, right? Like eight days old, yeah. Yeah,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: eight days old. And that only happens to boys, not girls. No,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: I know that. Yeah, sorry.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 12: Right.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 14: But it's basically just a party.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 14: Coming of age party.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: So Alex found it hard to find a Jewish girl
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: since he's coming to Australia. Is it hard dating as
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: a Jewish girl as well, or is there plenty of
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: Jewish men there?
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 14: It's hard in the sense that, you know... It's a
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 14: community and it's like, you know, there's only so many
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 14: fish in the sea. So if you haven't grown up
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 14: with all the guys in your area, it's like, well, like,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 14: do you really want to date them? Because you're like
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 14: friends with them growing up. You know them.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 8: Yep.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 14: Like, you know all their demons.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 14: It is actually hard.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: About 100,000 Jewish people in Australia? Yeah, by God. Yeah.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: So it's quite a small community.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 6: And Viv, would your parents prefer for you to be
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 6: with a Jewish guy?
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 14: A hundred percent, yes.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 13: As all Jewish parents would say.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: But you know them all in your area. You've already
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: known these guys.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I know most of them. And to be honest,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 14: I've seen their dating history and I go, oh, you
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 14: guys are just not for me.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: Are you ever in Sydney, Viv?
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 13: Sometimes I am.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 14: I have family up there. So I will be up
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 14: in December.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, Alex.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 14: But I do live and obviously work in my whole
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 14: other side of the family down in Melbourne.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay. Have you visited Melbourne yet, Alec?
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 8: I have, yeah.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been a couple of times. Do you like it?
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's nice.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: A bit cold. It is a bit cold. Great cafes,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: great restaurants.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: Viv could warm you up.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: Mikey, please.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: All right, we'll put you two together. He's a bit awkward,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: isn't he? What do you mean?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: You're a bit awkward.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 9: No, he is.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: No, he's a nice, respectful... He can hear you, Mikey.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: He's a respectful guy.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: I know this is being broadcast, right?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: Let's just go to Tom. Hello, Tom. What do you
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: want to chat about?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 16: I can beatbox a little bit.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, another beatboxer. We had one before. He was just awful.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: He was so bad.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: Can you actually beatbox? Okay, come on. Here we go.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: Let's do it.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 9: Um.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: Are those farts or is he cupping his armpit?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 9: I don't know, just a little bit, but I have
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 9: to redeem the other bloke.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: You did better than our earlier caller. Did he?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the other guy was actually humming, to be honest.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was humming. Good on you, Tom. Thank you, mate.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 9: I was just trying to win a prize, that's all.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: Well, you get nothing.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Give Tom a prize.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: Was it good enough for a prize, Nat?
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 10: No, we were trying to prove that the art isn't dying,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 10: and I don't think you proved that.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, we've got another one.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 9: No.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: Bradley, hello. Hello. Yeah, go on. You reckon you can beatbox?
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: Actually beatbox.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 7: I believe I can.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: All right. You got the floor. You're live on Kiss.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: Go on.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 9: Okay, no problem.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 7: Okay, so this is a little bit of EDM style, but.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 13: Oh, he's good.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 8: Not bad.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 13: Yeah, thank you.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: Well done, Bradley.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 13: Thank you so much.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 7: Very much appreciated.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: We finally found one.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 6: Lots of different tones and levels and sound effects.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: That is how you're meant to do it.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, Julia, you're on. Hello.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: Hey, Julia.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: Hello.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 8: Hey.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: What do you want to talk about?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I just want to talk about Emma, the mattress girl.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 8: Oh, Emma.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: Emma, the mattress girl.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: Moving in with a boyfriend and wants him to get
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: a new mattress, right?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's kind of put her foot down.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 6: She doesn't want him bringing the old mattress in that
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 6: he shared with his ex-girlfriend.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you think?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 12: Well, I think it's a bit ridiculous, because that's not
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 12: the only thing he shared with her, did he?
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 14: Does he need to get on your.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 7: Penis as well?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: A new penis.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: Malin point. Malin point. Maybe he needs to get a
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: replacement penis.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: Good on you, Julie.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 11: Yeah, no worries. Thank you.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: Bye. All right, we're done for the day. Off you go.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: You going to go home and put your Christmas tree up?
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, actually. There's a few things on my to-do list today.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: That might be one of them.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: It's mental. I keep telling you it's the 7th of October.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: I'll send you a photo once it's up.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: Please do.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 7: And erect.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: The tree. Yeah, you can send me an erect photo.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: I can't send you one.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 15: Correct.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: Tomorrow, your chance to drive away in a brand new car.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: Thousands to be won with our pop quiz. And keep
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: it on Kiss all day. Gordie is here.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: You could go and see Harry Styles live. Big prize.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: We'll see you tomorrow, bright and early. Bye-bye.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: Bye.