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DLHS Hour 4 | F- You DL Hughley · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It's the deal. You can show your twenty twenty six
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  Speaker 1: audition in case you are going to be in Providence,
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  Speaker 1: Rhode Island. I will be. I'm here so I have
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  Speaker 1: to to night and to tomorrow at the Comedy Connection.
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  Speaker 1: Sill come check me off. You're taking notes. It's so cold,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm not a cold weather dude at all.
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  Speaker 2: But you know what, you're not a cold weather verson.
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  Speaker 2: But you have a lot of dope coats, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 2: But we all.
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  Speaker 1: Ye rightfully so, but I just don't like the code
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  Speaker 1: at all. I would rather be hot and cold rather. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's just it's too it's too much. And when I
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  Speaker 1: see people out here, and I told you there's a
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  Speaker 1: guy who works a serious radio station. His name is Kilbert.
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  Speaker 1: He has never had on he never wears a coat, never,
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  Speaker 1: he said, he's never won a coat blizzard snow. What
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  Speaker 1: I hate about the coat is the way they classify
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  Speaker 1: Winshield factor, lake effect, you know, frost like I hate
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  Speaker 1: any way any arch iteration of how telling me it's cold,
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  Speaker 1: if if it feels like and they'll say it'll it
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  Speaker 1: feels like if it feels like that, That's what it
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  Speaker 1: is to mesial temperature. Yeah, I don't care nothing about that.
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  Speaker 1: If it feels it'll feel like three, then I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: call it three. Then I'm gonna calling him Clay. I'm
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  Speaker 1: calling him Clay. That's gonna get. Sometimes people get really
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  Speaker 1: upset with the things I say, so we'll let them
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  Speaker 1: be in on that segment called F You Deal, Hugh SOA,
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  Speaker 1: won't you please welcome our F You Deal? You could
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  Speaker 1: correspond in Little Lacy James, This is nazy James.
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  Speaker 3: Out Thriller eighty three says Dille. I heard you say
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  Speaker 3: the incomparable Michael Jackson was a pedophile. You said the
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  Speaker 3: King of Pop was a great entertainer but a lousy babysitter.
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  Speaker 3: These comments are nothing short of blasphemy. Just because Michael
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  Speaker 3: Jackson loved to be around children so much that sometimes
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  Speaker 3: he gave them spite drinks that had them sleep in
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  Speaker 3: bed with him didn't make him a pedophile. Fuck k D.
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  Speaker 3: and you call it a song from when your mom
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  Speaker 3: and daddy were still together. It may be a nostalgic
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  Speaker 3: creature for you, but what about those of us. His
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  Speaker 3: parents were never together. Every time I hear that segment,
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  Speaker 3: I begin to cry because my mother got pregnant on
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  Speaker 3: a drunken night after the club by a one hitter
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  Speaker 3: quitter from a man I never met.
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  Speaker 4: Fuck D D. A. Heely.
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  Speaker 3: Well that's it for this week. This has been easy, James,
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  Speaker 3: your few Day correspondent, and until next week.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck now this time what you need to know with
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Sybil. That is going to do for Slady
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  Speaker 1: and Jim. We thank you for tuning in. It's the deal.
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  Speaker 1: He will show you a twenty twenty six edition if
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  Speaker 1: you were here in Providence, Rhode Island, come check me out.
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  Speaker 1: I will be at the Comedy Connection starting tonight two
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  Speaker 1: to night and two tomorrow. Come check me out. If
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  Speaker 1: you take a notion JAS saying that's what on earth
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  Speaker 1: did you learn today?
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  Speaker 2: A weird combination? Okay, I love caviar and I love McDonald's.
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  Speaker 2: I've never thought about eating them together. But in celebration
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  Speaker 2: of Valentine's Day, they will be offering a McDonald's McNugget
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  Speaker 2: caviar kit. You have to order it online, but basically
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  Speaker 2: you'll get some nuggets and some caviar together.
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  Speaker 4: That.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of disgusting, right, but I don't know
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  Speaker 2: whose bright idea that was, but there you go. If
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  Speaker 2: you're in the movie or some caviar and nuggets have
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  Speaker 2: that that goes together? Yeah? Yeah, margain based with caviar. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Ugg yeah, we got that under it from under the drier.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, skip my man, cheat on? What'd you learned to?
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  Speaker 3: Damn boy man?
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  Speaker 2: Just getting ready for this weekend? We have the lone
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  Speaker 2: Star State QUS meeting.
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  Speaker 1: Uh so we got meeting and we got some parties
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  Speaker 1: going on, man, you know, meiling and masquerade party on
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  Speaker 1: Saturday night.
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  Speaker 2: Toldyo, we're just gonna have a good time.
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  Speaker 1: Good man, and with Tiffany gun you ain't gotta come
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  Speaker 1: is the Deal Hugly Show, See you on the other side.