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Dirty Little Secret:I Will Eat Cheese On Anything!! · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: This is Dirty Little Secrets.
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  Speaker 2: So many chances to go to Disneyland. So make sure
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  Speaker 2: If you got one, 833-787-1029. Just confess. It'll make you
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  Speaker 2: It is at Billy on the radio at Billy on
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  Speaker 2: the radio on Instagram.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Confession time. You got one.
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  Speaker 1: So I heard Billy talking about cheese the other day
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  Speaker 1: on the show, and I literally started laughing out loud
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  Speaker 1: because I was like, oh, my God, I have to
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  Speaker 1: call in because I have a secret.
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  Speaker 3: What is your secret? I'm always talking about. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 3: always talking about cheese. Yeah, go ahead. He loves cheese.
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually I'm actually really talk about it, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: addicted to cheese. I'm not even kidding. Ever since I
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  Speaker 1: was a kid.
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  Speaker 3: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: I'm dead serious. And it can't be any cheese. I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about Kraft singles, like those individually wrapped, super processed
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  Speaker 1: slices of American cheese. That may or may not actually
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  Speaker 1: be cheese. I don't know what they are. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care what they are. They are my addiction. My whole
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  Speaker 1: family knows about it. They constantly make fun of me.
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  Speaker 1: So I've kind of stopped telling people about it because
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  Speaker 1: my very first boyfriend, I'm pretty sure it's part of
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  Speaker 1: the reason he broke up with me. And I laugh
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  Speaker 1: about it now, but honestly, I'm obsessed. I put Kraft
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  Speaker 1: singles on everything I eat. I mean everything. I keep
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  Speaker 1: them in my fridge at work. I have multiple packages
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  Speaker 1: at home. I have some maybe in my purse most
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  Speaker 1: of the time.
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  Speaker 3: In your purse?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: In your purse? No, hold on.
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  Speaker 1: I don't need chocolate. I need cheese.
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  Speaker 3: You need cheese. I feel like I'm getting trolled right now. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I know, me too.
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  Speaker 3: Like Candace set me up for this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, right. When you mean, because I know a true
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  Speaker 2: cheese connoisseur, and I love cheese.
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  Speaker 3: I have a whole cheese drawer in my fridge.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he does.
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  Speaker 3: When you mean, you say you put it on everything.
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  Speaker 3: What are you putting cheese on? What do you mean everything?
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  Speaker 2: Everything.
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  Speaker 3: Like, okay. Let me name something. Steak.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. All the time, unless I'm at like a really
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  Speaker 1: fancy restaurant, then I won't because I like if I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't be like it wouldn't be frowned upon. I would
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  Speaker 1: bring it to a restaurant like salad. Yes. Like I'll
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  Speaker 1: just tear up the cheese and put little sprinkles of
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  Speaker 1: pieces all over. My favorite sandwich in the entire world
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  Speaker 1: is white bread. pickles, cross singles, ruffles, potato chips, and mayonnaise.
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  Speaker 1: I could eat it every single day for the rest
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  Speaker 1: of my life.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, what was that sandwich? Your favorite sandwich is what again?
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  Speaker 1: It is white bread, sliced pickles, cross singles, of course, ruffles,
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  Speaker 1: potato chips, and mayonnaise.
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  Speaker 3: Ain't no meat in there.
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  Speaker 1: It's a cheese sandwich. There is.
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  Speaker 3: There's cheese. Oh, no. And mayonnaise.
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  Speaker 1: Remember I told y'all when I was a kid, I
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  Speaker 1: put a Kraft Singles on a Snickers bar and put
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  Speaker 1: it in the microwave? Yeah, you did.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I love cheese. Okay, I'll find some cereal.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm not putting cheese in my cereal. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: that crazy, but I do put it in my Eggo waffles.
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  Speaker 1: And that's probably my favorite breakfast. It is heaven. Do
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  Speaker 1: not knock it until you try it. I can see
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  Speaker 1: where a cheesy waffle would work.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm knocking it, Candace.
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  Speaker 1: That's nasty.
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  Speaker 3: Especially like a potato waffle.
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  Speaker 2: No. So what, you take an Eggo waffle, like a
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  Speaker 2: toasted Eggo waffle, and you put the Kraft cheese on
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  Speaker 2: top of it?
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  Speaker 1: It's to die for.
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  Speaker 3: It is to die. I will die with that. I'm done.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't tried it.
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  Speaker 3: What about a Pop-Tart? Ew.
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  Speaker 1: I've never tried that, but I guess I would. The
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  Speaker 1: thing that's crazy is, like, I don't like any other cheeses, really. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't care about fancy cheeses or cheddar or mozzarella. Like,
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  Speaker 1: if someone made me a pizza with melted Kraft singles,
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  Speaker 1: I'd be the happiest woman alive.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh.
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  Speaker 1: Pizza?
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  Speaker 3: So no mozzarella? You're talking about just Kraft American regular
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  Speaker 3: old cheese on a pizza?
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  Speaker 1: I don't really like mozzarella cheese, which is weird. It's
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  Speaker 1: only Kraft singles. And I try to kind of keep
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  Speaker 1: it a secret because when I'm out with people, I've
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  Speaker 1: learned people think it's funny. And then they think something's
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  Speaker 1: seriously wrong with me. But when I'm home by myself,
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  Speaker 1: it is Kraft cheese time every night. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know if I'll ever get married over it.
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  Speaker 3: It's bad.
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  Speaker 2: OK, I'm oddly intrigued by this because I thought I
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  Speaker 2: love cheese.
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  Speaker 3: But I don't. I mean, the fact that you have
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  Speaker 3: purse cheese. Right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm surprised you don't like a variety of cheeses like
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  Speaker 1: goat cheese.
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  Speaker 3: Manchego goes hard. No Gouda. By the way, that's the
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  Speaker 3: first time that's ever been said in the history of
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  Speaker 3: the world. Manchego goes hard. It does. No. Pecorino.
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  Speaker 2: I get this because I'm not into fancy cheeses too.
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  Speaker 3: Give me white trash cheese. All day.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I love it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true. Anyone who gets it, gets it.
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  Speaker 3: But you're right.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a quirky thing, but then once people really
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  Speaker 2: realize that you're living it, You.
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  Speaker 1: Could get embarrassed by it. No, I can't tell people. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Never forget when Rihanna was with us having lunch and
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  Speaker 2: she whipped out purse hot sauce.
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  Speaker 3: That makes sense. Yeah, hot sauce. So if she would
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  Speaker 3: have whipped out cheese, you'd have been like, okay, now
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  Speaker 3: that's weird.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is weird. Room temperature cheese? I ain't trying
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  Speaker 3: to do that.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: It's good. I mean, I get it.
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  Speaker 1: It's fine like that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you want to share cheese together, I will totally
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  Speaker 2: share your Kraft singles with you.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for your secret. Now I'm craving cheese so bad. No.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm going to go eat some.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, go do it. Eat some for me. Well, thank
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  Speaker 3: you so much.