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2008 - Before the 90 Days (s8e11) "Use Caution..." with Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

• 0:14
  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It is TLC Tuesday.
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: I've got Kimberly here. We're going to talk about before
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: the ninety Days Season eight, episode eleven. Use caution when
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: opening overhead bins. No, no, mm hmmm.
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: So we fully landed. I see, Please that's the plane.
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: What else is there? Thank you?
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: Somebody in the back is trying to catch a flight.
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: Please let them go first.
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: Like, I don't know, right, there's nothing exciting. It's just.
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what they're doing with this.
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: And we've still got half the season to go exactly.
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: That's what makes no sense.
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: Are we moving into the airport? Are we moving into
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: are we going to be like follow the yellow lines
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: to baggage claim our?
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: I mean, feel free to stop at Tomorrows and get pizza.
• 1:12
  Speaker 2: Do you have Tomorrows at airports or is that just malls.
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: I've never seen a Toborrow at an airport, but.
• 1:20
  Speaker 3: I would Fridays to go station.
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: Chili's to Go. I always see a Chilis to go. Yeah,
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: Oh that's funny, okay. And also, I'm going to tell
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: you a new thing that we're going to be doing
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: here is I'm going to try to have us match
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: our shirt colors. Oh my gosh, bless you. That was.
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: That was a very very very good mic mute.
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: That was crazy.
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: You just made it. You just made it.
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: That was And yes, we are matching. It's a little
• 1:53
  Speaker 2: we blues.
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: Well. Keisha likes when we match, and I have been
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: bucking against this for about ay. But when we do match,
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: like both in red or both, it looks really good.
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: So for now on, I'm just gonna text you and
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: say what color are you wearing? And then I find something.
• 2:10
  Speaker 2: Generally blue, and in fact, I only pretty much own
• 2:14
  Speaker 2: blues blacks, blues blacks.
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: Then we're good. Light colors, then we're good. We're good.
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: I just had the sweater on because I had to
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: leave the house. And guess what, I never left the house.
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: I was supposed to do, but I never got to.
• 2:28
  Speaker 2: So oh because of the snow.
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: No, not because of the snow. It's not even snowy,
• 2:32
  Speaker 1: it's just raining. I just got so overwhelmed with all
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: my returns and I got it. And then it turned
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: out most of my returns are usps, so I can
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: just leave them outside the door. I have one thing
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: that needs to go to the ups door, but it'll
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: have to wait till I get back from New York.
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: So if you're hearing this, I should be in New
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: York on Tuesday. Should They are supposed to get tenants
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: just to snow on Monday, which is when I'm supposed
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: to go.
• 2:58
  Speaker 2: So we'll just see. It's gonna be an adventure field trip.
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: Yes, And you were on the text shame where Matt
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: and Jake posted the picture of Gino that they saw
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: on their airplane. Yeah?
• 3:12
  Speaker 2: Are they allowed to say that? Are we allowed to
• 3:14
  Speaker 2: say that they saw Gino?
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Why not? They saw Gino on their airplane going
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: from Digital.
• 3:19
  Speaker 2: And they tried to picture him brazenly, even though they've
• 3:22
  Speaker 2: already met him, and he might have been like, hey,
• 3:24
  Speaker 2: I know you.
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: Gino and Jasmine came to one of their live shows
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: and came on stage, so it's not like I was like,
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: you guys, if you see you at baggage Clay or something.
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: They're like, he's not checking a bag? Are you not
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: paying for that?
• 3:37
  Speaker 2: They were like, I show my dad, and my dad's
• 3:41
  Speaker 2: face lit up like it was because my dad only
• 3:44
  Speaker 2: watches sports and ninety Day Fiance and so he goes
• 3:47
  Speaker 2: Gino and he's wearing a hat of course, of course.
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was wearing like a like a skull cap,
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: like a like a winter hat. Yes, yes, that is funny.
• 4:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, even from the back of the plane.
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: Of course.
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  Speaker 2: Cheap, because he's cheap.
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, we won't say anything further, but yeah, I
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: did text with Kimberly about it. Kim Bali, and she
• 4:13
  Speaker 1: is going to be on the show next week. Guys,
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: that will be not this week, this week on Thursday.
• 4:20
  Speaker 1: Who do I have for Pop and Bravo this week? Hmm,
• 4:27
  Speaker 1: that's a great question. Oh, Brian Moylan. I have Brian
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: Moylan on Pop and Bravo this Oh yeah, I love him.
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: He'll be from jolly old England and the next week
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: in the Pop and Bravo spot will be my interview
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: with Kimberly because I'll be on a boat in the
• 4:43
  Speaker 1: ocean for ingers Viftia birthday.
• 4:45
  Speaker 2: I'm so excited for that. Yeah, yeah, I wish I
• 4:48
  Speaker 2: was going. I'm pretending I'm going.
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: She sent a text yesterday who wants to do scuba
• 4:52
  Speaker 1: diving with sharks, to which everybody said, oh, what the
• 4:57
  Speaker 1: fuck is wrong with you? Nobody wants to do that.
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: That's what you do when you go on vacation with Ingrid.
• 5:02
  Speaker 2: She sent you text like that.
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah things, there's always no just too much. She's too
• 5:11
  Speaker 1: much for me. Mary and I are like, we will
• 5:13
  Speaker 1: be sitting our ass on the deck trying to soak
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: up some sun since we'll be leaving the snow from here.
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: So no, yeah, have fun. Here.
• 5:21
  Speaker 2: My phone going off in the other room. Remember I
• 5:24
  Speaker 2: said I left my phone in the other room. I
• 5:25
  Speaker 2: hope it's not going off. It is going off, but
• 5:29
  Speaker 2: it's playing a Taylor Swift song. Yeah, I can hear
• 5:32
  Speaker 2: my well alarm?
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: Oh is it an alarm?
• 5:36
  Speaker 2: Some alarm set for something? Who knows it has to
• 5:39
  Speaker 2: go off at some point? Okay, it'll okay, and she's back.
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: Kimberly went to get her phone because if it was
• 5:46
  Speaker 1: playing an alarm, that means it would just never go off.
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: It would just keep playing.
• 5:50
  Speaker 2: It doesn't just go I give up. This person is
• 5:53
  Speaker 2: being very lazy. It shouldn't be learned by now that
• 5:57
  Speaker 2: I'm very lazy. So it should just at at some
• 6:00
  Speaker 2: point go off and just stop.
• 6:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know how the androids do it, but the
• 6:04
  Speaker 1: iPhones will not give up. They get louder, They get louder,
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: they get louder. Yeah, doesn't wake up my children. But yeah,
• 6:13
  Speaker 1: how is Benji the foster dog that you still have
• 6:17
  Speaker 1: that you're growing more every day?
• 6:20
  Speaker 2: We went to the harbor yesterday and walked around and
• 6:23
  Speaker 2: he got a lot of attention. He has a new
• 6:25
  Speaker 2: bandana that says adopt me.
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: So oh cute.
• 6:29
  Speaker 2: He is officially listed for adoption now. He's a pet
• 6:32
  Speaker 2: finder and you can go to my social media and
• 6:38
  Speaker 2: he's ready to be taken home by a loving, loving family.
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: Look o cutious, Hi, Binchy, don't you want to stay
• 6:45
  Speaker 1: with Kimberly forever? Ye? You look? Look that dog loves
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: you so much. How can you let him go to
• 6:55
  Speaker 1: another family?
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  Speaker 2: I know he's a good boy.
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: Look at her. He loves you, Kimberly. He's going to
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: be so sad. Yes, I'm laining, he really sad.
• 7:04
  Speaker 2: He plays with Ralphie. He's like best friends with Ralphie. Yeah, okay,
• 7:08
  Speaker 2: So what's the issue that you don't want I'm fostering okay, okay,
• 7:16
  Speaker 2: and I can keep getting dogs giving other dogs a chance.
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: But that dog looks pretty comfortable with you.
• 7:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's comfortable. He needs to find a new home.
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: Look out. He's so cute. I love his little like
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: one patch on one eye and then the other. It's
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: so cute. I know.
• 7:39
  Speaker 2: He's also being very good. He's not squeaking because he
• 7:42
  Speaker 2: has these squeaky choys that just go squeak, squeak, squeak
• 7:45
  Speaker 2: for hours, squeak squeak. Just he could play with him forever,
• 7:48
  Speaker 2: entertaining himself. And when I record, I.
• 7:51
  Speaker 1: Have to hide them because now he's mad.
• 7:53
  Speaker 2: It's like it's like the alarm going off. Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak.
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: Well, every is that date dateline they can go with
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: see pictures? Yes, yes, go check it out everybody. If
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: you're into Benji, can anybody from anywhere at Benji? Or
• 8:10
  Speaker 1: they need to be in the Orange County, Los Angeles area.
• 8:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say the southern California area, but I
• 8:18
  Speaker 2: would travel yeah, not too far? No, a few hours?
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  Speaker 1: No? Okay. Oh he's so cute. Okay, let's talk about
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: these people. So Elise and Joshua are new couple. Now,
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: you are a fan of Friends? Correct the TV show?
• 8:39
  Speaker 2: I mean I watched it?
• 8:41
  Speaker 3: Yes, well, I don't rewatch it, so I'm not.
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't say I'm one of those people that's still
• 8:46
  Speaker 2: really watched it, but I watched it a lot when
• 8:48
  Speaker 2: it was on.
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, do you remember when Rachel had a boyfriend named.
• 8:54
  Speaker 2: Joshua, Yes, okay, she called him Joshua Joshua, Yeah, and
• 9:00
  Speaker 2: they were all like, why do you say it like that?
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  Speaker 1: She goes, that's his name, Joshua. So every time she
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: said Joshua's that's what I thought of. Yeah. At one
• 9:09
  Speaker 1: point she does shorten it to josh and that's better
• 9:11
  Speaker 1: for me. So we are in Cape Cod, Massachusetts. A
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: word I cannot say and because Alip clip or just
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: I just can't say it. It's also the word I
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: can't say correctly is s W O R D sword sword. Yeah,
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: I can't. I don't. It's one of these words, you know.
• 9:31
  Speaker 2: I just I can't say wheel barrow, barrel. It's barrow.
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: I say, where Beryl wheel barrow? I got you wheel barrel?
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: Well, she's in Cape Cod Okay, Okay. Now I felt
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: like she was always from Miami, but perhaps she is
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: from the Cape Cod area.
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: She doesn't seem like she would fit in there, not
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: at all, which is probably why she doesn't live there anymore.
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: She's in the car meditating. She has an eyemask and
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: she's Hypeenner's self up. And then I'm thinking, should I
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: try that? Does that? I thought the same thing you did?
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: Is that should I? I mean, I should try meditating.
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: Every therapist has told me that, but same, my mind wanders.
• 10:14
  Speaker 2: Think you tell me, you know, wearing the hat on
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: a plane.
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know how you clear your mind. And the
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: people that do transcendental meditation they say it like changes
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: their life. And I'm like, how how do you get
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: your mind in that space where it's like you have.
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: To practice a lot and that it's okay if it's
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: not empty. You have to be okay with your mind wandering?
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: But it just stresses me out me too to think
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: I'm not doing it right.
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: And then I'm like, let me go back to it. Yeah. Yeah,
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: So she's meditating and I thought wow, and then she
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: takes her eyemask off. It was like, oh my god,
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: look at my makeup? Can I get a touch up? So,
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: because that she is a lease at her core. So
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: talking to the producer says, how would you describe yourself?
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: And she goes Okay, outgoing, loving, kind heart, great boobs,
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: great nipples, the whole thing, like I would show you,
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: but I would get in trouble.
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: And I admire that.
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: I like confidence. Yeah, she loves a crisscross top with
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: the bottom boob hanging out.
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: That is that is she's got like Tiffany shoulders. Yes,
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: Alice is the under boob.
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: That's her signature. Look when we saw her in New York,
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: she was wearing a dress like that, the whole back out.
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: Just yeah, the body is out all the time. And
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: she says, I'm meditating because I want to see my parents.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: And she says, my parents have a picture perfect marriage.
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: You know they they you know, had a blind date
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: and met and what it sounds like your parents, right,
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: just like everything's perfect. And she says, I've been proposed
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: to five times. I've said yes three times and still wow,
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: never walked down the aisle and we see the proposals.
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: Wow, I was shocked. I don't remember that if they
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: talked about that unhunt for low.
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, I do I remember that she had been proposed
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: to a lot. Yeah. Wow, she thought she found the
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: one in Mexico, but he showed his true colors. Carlo. Huh, okay, after.
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: I mean he was shady. I mean he was shady
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: the whole time.
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: He was shady the whole time. Yes, and then afterwards
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: they did stay together for like off and six months.
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, maybe he was showing his true colors.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: Yes, I do think he has a sniffing situation.
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: Allegedly, so, she has a new man in her life
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: who is super fucking sexy, but she's not sure what
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: her parents are gonna think because they want her to
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: be with the Jewish guy, but they lost hope on that,
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: and she says she's never even banged a Jewish guy.
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: Can you relate?
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: I do not get no comment.
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, her dad just had two knee surgeries. I was like, whoa,
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: how cold is your dad? Culty two knee surgeries? That
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: means she just do one at a time, you can't,
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, her dad is a venture capitalist. She
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: tries to explain what that means, and it sounds like
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: me trying to explain it. I was like something about
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: buying and selling and something.
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bare well something buy low, sell hot No.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no. Anyway, they look through old photos and
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: letters and he's like haha, we're all your straight a's
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: just kidding. I do remember her saying on Hunt for
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: Love that she was a straight A student, so maybe
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: that's why he was shading her.
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It was like, is he shading her?
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: Is he is? Does she have sort of that sort
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: of complex because your dad teased her all the time
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: about low grades or was nothing she ever did good enough?
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: And then I'm seeing that she says she's the odd
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: sheep of the family, which she clearly meant black sheep,
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: but I take I like odd sheep too, Yeah, and
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: I sort of I could see what is going on
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: here the dynamics.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, So talking to head the mom and dad said,
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: we're a very close family of four. I guess she's
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: got a brother and it's probably perfect. Sounds like he's perfect.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: And she says, and we've bailed a last out of
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: a lot of things, maybe too many. I was like,
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: Mom and dad, is that you sounds like my parents?
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: So she tells them I'm going to meet this guy
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: named Joshua, and Joshua is great for me. He's very calm,
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: and she goes, you know, I haven't found love in Miami,
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: and Dad goes, yeah, okay, so no love in Miami.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Hello Australia. It's like, okay, dad's a comedian. Uh huh,
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: maybe on percocet, And yes, definitely, and we're talking to it.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: She Saysoshua is thirty nine and sexy from Sydney. He
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: is like growth, this great energy. Everybody loves to be
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: around him.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: You don't have that, you don't know that.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: He's like an overall, like a golden retriever. I met
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: him on social media. We see that he reached out
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: and no, I didn't think it would ever become serious.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: But he's so genuine and so different. He has a
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: twelve year old son, and seeing him as a father
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: makes me fantasize, like, gosh, we could have a family
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: one day. So in a week I'm going to Australia
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: to meet him in person.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: She tells her parents, I'm not gonna fall for fuck
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: boys anymore. I'm not. And dad says, and don't tolerate
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: a gold digger. What's the evacuation plan? Like, you need
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: a bailout plan if you get there and he's a
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: gold digger, what's your plan?
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: And mom goes, Hello, Mom, and Dad that's her plan.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: Ah, he hate her.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: I think that when we get this next story, you
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: can okay, mom says. Mom says, dream for you at
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: least is just to be happy. And Dad goes and
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: to smell a bullshit or when they come your way.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: So I been talking head, she says. Okay. So a
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: few years ago, I had an ex. We were very
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: in love. We don't know if this is one of
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: the engagements. We were together for a few years, but
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: he stole my identity, racked up a credit card of
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: five hundred thousand dollars. What credit card has a five
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars limit? What am I doing wrong in
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: my life? I'm like lucky if I've got like my
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: nine thousand dollars with this credit card, I'm.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Like, let's yeah what that's crazy.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: And her dad held to help her out of the situation.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: So we don't know if dad got a lawyer and
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: she didn't have to. It was a stolen identity, like
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: but whatever. It was a mess that she had to
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: get herself out of and her dad had to help her. Yeah,
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: so she said, so, yeah, that's why Dad's like, smell
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: a bullsh don't get around a gold digger. Don't get around.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Somebody's gonna steal your identity.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: I would give up, like I would probably give up,
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: like I wouldn't have gone on Hunt for Love. I
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: would just give up on men completely.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: At that point, I would go on Jewish Matchmaker, the
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: show that we can heard.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, someone who's been vetted. Yes, finances have been vetted.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: So she says, I'm afraid to go all that way
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: and have my heart broken. And what I really want
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: is the love my parents have. But I am scared.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to Australia and have my heart broken. Yeah, Okay.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Alis goes home to her apartment. I was really trying
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: to eyeball it to see if it was an Airbnb,
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: But I think that's her house. I think that's her
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: apartment because she opened the cabinet and there did need
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: to be a lot of stuff in there.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and there was a cat tree, so uh huh.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And I think that if you were doing like
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: an AIRBB, you wouldn't bring your cats. You would just
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: film there and then go home.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, unless you're Greta Greta pretending to be a cat lover. Oh, Rada.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: We just had Greta.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: I know, but I didn't understand what you meant. I
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: thought she meant about the Airbnb part. No, Greta clearly
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: didn't love Hazel.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: She loved that cat way more than she actually loved
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: that cat. Also, I can't believe we didn't talk about
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Lisa's parents dog. I'd be like, fuck their marriage. I
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: want that dog.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: The dog was like, Hi, Hi, Hi, get pet me,
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: pet me, pet me, pet me. Yeah, yeah, and I
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: love them. Mom's like, we're about to do a remodel,
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: so come get your shit.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: I don't want any of your childhood things anymore.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Lisa goes home, she meets her, We meet her. She
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: says she has two cats, but we only meet one,
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: and that is Stella. That is her gender confused cat
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: because they thought Stella was a girl, went to get
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: her spade and found out she had a penis and
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: balls and needed to get neutered.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: But thanks for happening with Katie's cat, No way a
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: flip flopper. They got the cat from a shelter, was
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: told it was a girl, then years later a vet
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: told them it was a boy, and then years later
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: another that told them it was a girl, so.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: So with cats and I don't know about cats. Do
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: there is there junk and not visible, it's hidden, you know.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: I mean she's very fluffy cat, so there's a lot
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: of fur down there. But I do not know. Wow wowow, Okay,
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: somebody's like nubbin and it could be either thing.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's like Colton's micro penis exactly. Yeah. So the
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: ginger confused cat's name is Stella Stilla, and she's very
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: needy with the cat. She needs that cat to love
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: her and Stella is like back up. But Sella was
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: nice enough enough, nice enough.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: I feel like, if you're that needy, though, you need
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: a dog because dogs will give you that back. And
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Katy it's on their timeline.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Alis. If you heard of a doll Benji ben she
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: needs love.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Okay, Benji needs love, but she travels for work.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: She can't have it.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: She can't have she can be flipping off to Australia,
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: even Benji along with his cats. So Alise goes out
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: and yet another criss cross top and meets with her friends.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Hang those do you just hang them? The strap part
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: goes on the hangar with the indents on it.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought she meant, how do you hang it
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: on your body? I was like, I think I think
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: it's two pieces of fabric. I mean, I think it's
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: one big piece of fabric that you do like this,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: you cross it and tied behind your neck.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Oh it's tied behind here?
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Uh huh. Yeah, I think it is a scarf.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Uh huh.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Like this, you cross it any tie behind her neck? Yeah,
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what the gravity and
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: he models to I don't know. Anyway, The net net
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: here of this conversation is these are Miami girls. They
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: love a espresso Martine and she tells them, guess what, guys,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: I'm going to Australia to meet Joshua. And the problem
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: is I found out he lives with his parents and
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: they're like, what, he's thirty nine.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: What that's bad.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: But when she's there, he's going to get a rental
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: with a friend because he can't afford it on his own.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: So I have to assume she's going there for like
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: three because if you go to Australia you have to
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: go for a long time because it's the time zone
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: and the getting there and the But he's getting a
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: rental with a friend because he can't afford a rental
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: for three weeks on his own.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Does he have a job, Joshua, what's your job?
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: He looks like he could be a trainer. He works
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: out a lot, he could be a fitness model. Yeah yeah,
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: why can't you afford a rental by yourself?
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: An airbnb for two weeks?
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Parents?
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, did the XYIF take all your money because you
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: were terrible?
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Like what happened?
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah? So so she's like, listen, he maybe broke,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: but he gives me emotional love like I've never had that.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: I've had guys buy me everything I want, but they
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: don't give me emotional love. So like, maybe this is
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: what I need. And then her friends are like, yeah,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: this is They're not gonna work and we hate to
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: sound like Miami girls, but yeah, like money does make
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: the world go around, and like pay your rent and stuff,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: and then the talking heads, she says, what I'm not
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: telling my friends and my parents is last night he
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: sent me a text. It concerned me, but I'm not
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: going to tell anybody. Okay, what is it? What is it?
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: I think it's the thing from the previews, which is
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: that his roommate is his ex girlfriend which is what
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: she freaks out about in the previews.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Right right, right, But would they tease that in the
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: previews and then well, maybe you know, we never know.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: We're not expecting, we're paying attention, they're expecting we're watching
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: this while doing the laundry.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Which I kinda was, Yeah, okay, Forrest a gambler.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Maybe he's a gambler.
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  Speaker 1: product and plan purchased. All right, Forest and Shina, Oh
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: my god, Wow, I didn't know we were going to Italy.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: I thought we were selling the Philippines. I didn't know
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: we were going to the Venetian in Vegas because this
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: was just like the Venetian in Vegas, Right it was.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: And they were blown away, blown away.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: So Sheina is getting Mollie to try this fruit called
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: cotton fruit, and Molly hates it, which is the only
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: thing she has hated on this whole trip. She loves
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: the fruit. She's a huge fruit person.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: She loves to try everything.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so Forest and Sheina are going to the mall
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: and Molly and dev are not mallwalkers, so they're going
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: to go see this church, a bamboo organ at a church.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: And I do feel like Molly's gonna have crazy poops
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: from all these fruits.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised she hasn't told us about it while soaking
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: out giving birth exactly.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: So, but it is cute watching Shina and Molly bond
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: over melons, because that's like they seem to go to
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: fruit stands and talk about fruits, citrus and they that's
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: their bond ay, that's their love language.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know, like if Shina goes over or
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Molly comes over, they can't bring each other fruit because
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: you're not allowed to bring it right in and out
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: of the countries.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: H So enjoy it. Well it lass, that's right. So
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Forrest has researched the top romantic places in the Philippines
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: and there's this mall that's made to look like Venice,
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: and Shina loves Italian things, so he wants to take
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: her on a romantic day but also have a serious
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: conversation about her lying. So they walk into this mall
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: which is just like Venice, but it's a mall, and
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: he says, oh my gosh, is that water. It's like
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: a swimming pool with Italian guys in boats. This is
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: called like we're in Italy.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: This is called the Venice Grand Canal Mall. It is
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: a lifestyle mall in under Megaworld Lifestyle Malls located in
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: the township of the township of Megaworld Corporation in oh Gig, Philippies. Yeah,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: it is a full mall. That is the full replica.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: That is crazy. It has Saint Mark's, it has the
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Rialto Bridge, it has it has everything. You don't need
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: to go to Venice.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, but he's so excited, like water boats. They have
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: a chicken restaurant.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's there's three Italian restaurants in there. Wow.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Wow, Wow. There are clowns. And then they start dancing
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: with these Venetian masked people that were not clowns. They
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: were like, yeah, creepy.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: So then they have a dress show or you can
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: dress up and take pictures, and so Forrest is dressed
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: up like a knight in shining armor because that's what
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: he wants to be for Sheina, but it's actually like
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: a king in royal clothes. It wasn't really at all
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: a night in shining armor. And Sheina's in a red,
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: fluffy dress like but they put a crown on her,
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: so she feels like a queen.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: They were worried when they walked in they wouldn't have
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: any clothes that fit them, because everybody in the Philippine
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: seems to be kind of tiny. Yeah, but I was
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: glad that they found stuff and they felt really great
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: for that hour or whatever.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: It's really sweet. So Forrest is so in awe of
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: her dress and how gorgeous she is that for some reason,
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: he decides to tell her that the lies really bother him.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: She can't be mad at me if I brought her
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: all the way to Italy.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: Said, so he sells her. You know you can't be lying.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: You have to be honest from now on.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: And without crying for the first time ever, Gina says,
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. I humbly apologize and I'm trying to
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: be my be honest about my problems, but it's hard
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: for me. There's something I do need to tell you
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: dot dot dot commercial break. The truth is that most
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: people that I have loved were playing with my feelings.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: So she says her ex cheated on her for three years.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: He already had a partner, and it made her scared
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: of being left again, and so she lied to Forest
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: because she didn't want to lose him. She blamed herself
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: for this guy cheating on her, and she said it
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: I felt like it was because I wasn't a perfect woman,
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: and so I didn't want to do anything to push
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Forest away.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: It would be an indescribable pain if I lost Forest.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: So I have a question.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dated that guy for three years. Yeah, she's forty
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: years old. Yeah, she's still sticking with she's a virgin.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: We're still sticking with that story, Okay, just.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Trying to Yeah.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: So Forrest says, I'm not like that guy.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: I would never leave you for having issues as long
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: as you tell me what's going on. I just can't
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: have the lying. And she says, I will try, and
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: I'll try to show you with my actions that I'm
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: not gonna lie. Then they take a gondola ride and
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: he's still blown away by the element of water. He's
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: just like, there's water, How is there water? How much
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: chlorine does it take to keep this running? And then
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: they joke about fun sexy times that they hope to
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: have soon and that was awkward. Yeah, and then he
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: pretends to sing her an Italian song but he doesn't
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: know the words, so it's just like.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Ala, I had to do a little skip on that one.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: It's horrible. He's so obnoxiously screaming and ruining the gondolier's day.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Just kidding. They're cute, but also I hope they tip
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: the gondolier because that was a lot of loud screaming
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: And he loves spending time with just Sena alone without
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: sweating in their faces. It's exciting. So then they go
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: to a bridge and he says, there's some things I
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: want to talk to you about, and she's like again,
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: we just did this, What the fuck? And then he says,
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: thank you for being in my life and let's continue
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: to be in each other's lives.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: You're like what?
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: And then he says, will you marry me? And he
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: gets down on one knee and the ring is in
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: this cool little wooden box and he says he's had
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: the ring for six years.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: But yet we know you've already seen her twice, so right, okay, yeah,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: is this a reenactment, right, and she's so happy, and
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: they do a lot of what can be described as
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: smooching because it's a lot of like non French kissing,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: and which is way better than what Lisa and Daniel did,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: so I will think it so and then they both
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: cry and he says, thank you for sticking with me
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: this whole time.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry I didn't come sooner, even though we know
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: that you did come sooner. Also, get a job, Forrest,
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: because then you could have come sooner, even though you
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: did come sooner. And ye, Forrest says, we did it.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Keep following your dreams, everybody, you will get there. It's like,
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: thanks Forrest. He gave the audience a pep talk, right
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: or the cameraman or yeah, which is so sweet. So
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: the produce, well, what if there was the cameraman was
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: like waiting and hoping he would find the love of
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: his life and like was giving up on love. And
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: then Forrest, thank you.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: If a cameraman works on this show, they definitely have
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: been turned awful.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Long love forever forever.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: So the producer asks if he's nervous to tell Mollie
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: and they both are like yes, but no, it was
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: the right decision and it was the right time, so
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: we're sticking by it. Uh huh huh, but we're terrified.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: So then he makes a dumped joke about things making
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: things hotter. It's hot in here, but we're making things hotter,
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: and she laughs, and I was like, is she still
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: going to find these jokes funny? In ten years?
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: The amount of times they call each other bear and
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: baby bear is too They say, we're bears for life.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: You're my baby bear, you're my baby bear, You're my
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Papa Bear, you're my Mama bear. We have baby Bear.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: We're bears for life.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: So much bear. It's it's as bad as Matilda.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Squishy squishy squishy.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: It's too much. A bit cut though not after the
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: four hundredth time.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so they have to tell Mollie they've also decided
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: that it might be time to finally have sex and
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: maybe get a little freaky right and be yeah, hopefully
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: not with the thin walls in that rental that they're in.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: And then she says, I'm going to get you some
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: dog chains and a collar and dog balls.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: Huh And he this time, I guess and he says, well.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: You're a vet. So it's free, so they can explore
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: B DSM at no cost. So because she gets things wholesale,
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: so it's a work expense, I guess. So they go
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: to the hotel and they're out by the pool, Molly
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: endeavor sitting by the pool and at night because it's
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: so hot there, just so hot, and so she Mollie's like,
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: did you have fun? And he's like, yeah, we went
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: to this and we saw this, and then we got
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: to this bridge and it was so beautiful and it
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: felt right to propose to Sina. And Mollie says hmm,
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: and then she nods, and Forrest says, are you guys happy?
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Dev is not speaking, Dev never gone back to his
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: vow of silence.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: And Mollie says, Mollie has a.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Chance to redeem herself in front of the audience. At
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: least pretend to be happy. This is your chance, Molly.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: She doesn't take it. You had one shot. Do not
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: miss your chance to blow And she's like, yes I will.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna fuck this all up, Okay, I'm gonna make
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: everyone hate me. So she says, very sarcastically, Oh, I'm ecstatic, Forrest,
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: I told you to wait for Sena to prove herself,
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: and instead you go off and do this sneaky shit.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: And if you're not gonna listen to me, what the
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: fuck am I doing sitting here in this country?
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Now? That was shocking because before that she really likes
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: the country.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: But now he's sitting around shoving fruit in her face. Yes,
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: just loving the culture.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: The buildings, every minute of it.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Yes, now your real colors are showing, Molly. So Forrest says,
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: I think you're just being a stubborn ass and don't
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: want to accept our happiness. Yay, I I clapped, Good job, Forrest,
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: And then Sheena nods and Molly goes after him. She
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: doesn't yell at Forrest for calling her an ass. She
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Loo goes after Sheena and is like, don't be nodding
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: your head like you agree with him, and Shea says
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: I do. I do agree with him because we talk
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: as couples and this is our decision and we are
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: a couple.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: And Molly says, don't answer for him.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: You are in his head.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: And she says, we are adults and we made this decision.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: And Molly says, if you don't think, you don't think
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: it would have been fucking nice if you included us,
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: like should have included dev and Molly in the proposal.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Right because they're so supportive. Yeah?
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and she.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: Goes, Now she's got the whole cat in the bag,
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: doesn't she?
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Forrest? Forrest, your life is over? Wow.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Wow, she's so nasty, so nasty, and so rude in the.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Words, I'm glad I included her in our Tuck Tuck
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: Ride from Hell meme that we will be posting.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: We will be we will be revealing it at the
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: end of this episode, so stay tuned. You'll be watching
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: on YouTube. Subscribe on YouTube, please, Okay, and while you're there,
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: go up to Kimberly and Katies all right, Laura and
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Beer can Well, okay, I forgot that Michael. Kind of
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: forgot about Michael. I'll be honest.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: I didn't forget because I was waiting for him to
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: come just because I've seen the previews. Yeah right, but
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: he has been a non entity very.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Long time, barely been mentioned. So we have a new
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: hero shot. She's sitting by the ocean reading a book
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: and he comes up. He takes or smut one of
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: the two right right, were wolf smut? And then he
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: comes up when she's reading and he takes her by
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: the hand. She puts the book down and they smile.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: So it's like both of them were losing themselves in
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: reading and not interacting with the world, and now they've
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: found each other interacting. Irl. Yes, wow, beautiful. There was
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: so much Convede in that one shot.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: These heroes shots are getting more, more, more, Okay. So
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: they're in the apartment and she says, I'd like to
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: make some overseas calls or she says something about my
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: friends overseas or something, and he's like, okay, you want
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: me to go, you know what I'm going to do,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: and she goes find some she sha and he goes
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: life with beer can goodbye. So he leaves. He's got
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: to suck.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: She needs to take his wallet so it's not gambling too.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: She needs to make sure her wallet is hidden. I'm
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: talking head, she says, I need to speak with someone
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: who can help me process all that I've been feeling
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: and all that I've heard. So she facetimes her bestie Michael,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: and she says, how are you doing. He's like, I'm
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: doing okay, but you know you're not here, so I
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: miss you, and she says, you know, since she's been there,
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: she's been messaging with Michael, but she hasn't given him
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: all the details. And he does always give great advice,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: except that he's a little biased because we know that
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: he actually likes you. But again, she gave him a
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: chance before she left and he didn't take. Yeah.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Also, it's still good advice, even though he is biased.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: Everything he has said it has been watch out for
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: this red flag gambler debt Man. Right, good advice.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Okay. A listener made a comment on a TikTok that
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: I did about Laura and beer Can and how he
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: doesn't even look at her. He's like, she is fine.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: I don't have to look at her now. It was
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: on TikTok and somebody wrote under it and said that
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: he was doing a live the other night and that
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: she wrote and said, oh my gosh, it's so crazy
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: because we all pronounced her name beer Can and he
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: blocked her. What. I thought that was so funny. Yeah,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: she just wrote me, oh wow, it's fun to see you.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: We all pronounced your name beer Can, and he walked her.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Isn't it, oh beer Khan, beer Khan.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: But when we first met Laura she did say, beer Can.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're sorry, We're sorry, we're down Americans.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: And it's funny to save your can.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: So he her and he doesn't have a sense of
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: humor about himself.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: He doesn't. You're never going to get to America with
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: that sense of humor now, So she facetimes Michael and
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: he says he's missing her, and he goes, so are
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: you coming home? And she goes, not yet, But I
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: have thought about it, you know, Michael beer Can is
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: so sweet and it makes me feel so special. But
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: he did tell me he has a substantial amount of debt.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: And he says, what is a substantial amount of debt
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: in Turkish dollars? And she goes, fifty thousand dollars this
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: red flag. He goes, what fifty thousand American dollars and
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: she goes, yeah. And also he gambles to try to
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: pay off the debt, but then makes the debt.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: Worse, and so I and he says he's good at gambing.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: I do also worry about what he might do with
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: my money when he gets to the States. But god, Michael,
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: he's so thoughtful and sweet. He took me on a
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: boat and then he told me because of me, he
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: feels alive again. That makes me feel cared for Michael.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Michael goes, Okay, So you need to
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: come home, and he says, he says, you are emotionally compromised.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: And doesn't it just remind you of like an a
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: show that we would watch as like an FBI agent
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: and they get compromised in the field undercover and they
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: have to like pull out of the undercover operation totally,
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: he says.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: Or I felt like he was deprogramming her from a code.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, he says, you need to come home. You're
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: emotionally compromised. This guy is running a con game. His
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: job is to woo you and make you feel special again,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: and you've been deprived for so long For a guy
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: like that that a guy has to do the minimum
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: and you fall for it.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: You're basically just rehashing Twilight fan fiction. Like I know
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: I'm a vampire, but you make me feel alive and
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: not dead, right. I don't know if that happened in Twilight,
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: but I feel like it did.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe I didn't watch that movie.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: I didn't watch it or read it.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Doal Keisha? So he says, there are guys that come
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: with less baggage that can do way more for you.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: You're you're lacking common sense if a boat ride can
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: win your heart, yeah, and she goes, I know it
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: sounds crazy, but the green flags are harder to see
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: unless you see them with your own eyes. So she's
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: basically like, come here so you can see the green flags.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: How beautiful this boat was.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: And he goes, Okay, I want to come out there
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: and meet him for myself. Can I come out there?
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: May I come out there? And she goes, I don't know,
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: because if you come then it could push them away
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: or cause bigger problems. In the talking head, she goes,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: if Michael shows up, that could piss beer can all off.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: And but Michael wanting to fly here makes me wonder
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: what his intentions are. Does he really have feelings for me?
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, she is writing a romance novel.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: She has to be yes, m hm. And she even
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: has a damaged She has two damaged men who are
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: fighting for her. One has physical scars and one has
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: emotional scars. See, I just wrote the opening line.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: That's right. Which one will she choose? How about answer
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: number three? None of the above herself. Oh, Kimberly, Kimberly, Oh,
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: you just wrote the story of one of the couples
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: in love is blond. Tyler and Kia picked themselves, not Kevin.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: It also Nino.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Who picked themselves.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: I think Brenda did. It might have been Kelly one
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: of them. Kelly, I think picked but whatever they do
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Brandon and Luke Perry and she was like, I picked,
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: I choose me, and then she walked away, but then
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: she ended up going back to she did later pick
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: one of them. Yeah, who knows, I can't remember who. Okay,
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: Aviva and stick to Artists?
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Now, I do have an update on my realtor being
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: in Belize and asking around the island about stick to artists,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: she said. In two days she asked three people if
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: they this guy was stick to artists a rapper, and
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: they all looked at her like she had ten heads
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: and said no, they had never heard of this man, so,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: she said, after the third person looked at her like
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: she was crazy or drunk, she decided to stop asking.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: So she only asked three people, and three people I.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Need to know maybe the age range of the people. Okay,
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: they were they middle age and older.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: I told her the guy was thirty and he was
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: a rapper, so probably I said, just ask like a concierge,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: a white staff person, a person selling jewel on the beach,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: like get a range.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: She said, she yeah, yeah, okay, I mean I really
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: applaud her boots on the ground, investigative work. And he
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: would have painted it like everyone in the country knows
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: who he is. He is a household name, so he's
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: a liar. We already knew that, but thank you for
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: proving it. I really appreciate it. So she we have
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: aunt Spring is there too, and she shows Stig. They
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: have pulled Stig away and left Aviva in the other
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: room at the restaurant. They left her outside because they
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: are going to have a confrontation inside, and she shows
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: him on her phone.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: Is this you?
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: This is just a few days ago, and this girl
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: is kissing You're kissing this girl on her cheek and
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: there's a heart emoji over the picture. And he says,
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: that's just a fan. And she says, there are text
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: messages from you saying I'm gonna love you forever. And
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: the niece Carin says, why that man looked like Stig
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: to the friend and the lady goes, that's my man,
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: basically confirming that is Stig. So Stig says, these women
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: are super fans and I appreciate their support, but they
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: make things up. And ant Spring brings in her niece
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: Karen and again leaving Aviva completely outside by herself and
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: says Stig is claiming he doesn't know this girl. And
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: Karen says, so this is a friend of mine. I
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: grew up with her forever. She would not lie to me.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: And she says when she goes to the city, she
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: sees you, and Stick goes, she sees me performing maybe,
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: And Karin says, February seventh, where were you? And he
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: says Hopkins And she says that photo is in sen
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: you with her, That is not Hopkins. And Aviva is
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: in the other room peering over, like what are they
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: talking about? Are they talking about me? What's happening? It's
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: looks tense. Go use your legs walk into the other room.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: She's six months pregnant. She can barely move.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: Yeh, he shot up the club yesterday, Yes he did.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: So Stick says, I'm not lying. I wasn't with that girl,
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: and Chrinn says, I don't want to hurt a Viva
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: and just me telling Auntie's Spring about this was very
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: traumatic for me because I didn't want to get in
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: the middle of it. But Stig bullshits a lot, and
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: if he's not serious and he's cheating with Aviva, he
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: needs to tell her. And Stick goes, this is all bullshit.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: This is bullshit, this is not true, and Spring goes,
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: the way you're acting is exactly how my ex, my
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: husband for twenty years, would act every time I caught
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: him cheating. You're acting the exact same way. And Spring says,
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: I don't believe anything you're saying. And if you don't
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: tell Aviva, I will, and he goes, I'll talk to you,
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: or I have nothing to hide. She's right out there.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: I'll go to the other room. And he tells us
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: Spring is just putting this on him because of what
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: she went through with her ex and she has I'm
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: not her ex, and also she's clearly witnessed like a
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: mob hit and that's why she's in disguise. I don't
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: know who this person is with the fake glasses and
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: nose and hair. So Avivans did go back to the
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: hotel and Aviva's like so what were you guys talking
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: about for such a long time and you left me
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: alone at the rest and like.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Did they ever eat or did they ever eat? Did
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: they talk about it?
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: They didn't talk about it until the cameras were on
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: at the hotel, So I got in silence.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right home, strange. Yeah, I would want food to
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: want to eat while you were telling me the story.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. So, so Stig says, well, your aunt came
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: to me with proof in quotes of cheating, and she
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: gave me an ultimatum to tell you. And she had
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: a picture of me hugging a girl and kissing her
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: on his cheek from a couple weeks ago.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: Maybe, but that's what I do with fans and you know.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: And Aviva's like, is that it?
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: And he's like, well, Grin says this is her friend.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: And her friend says she's with me, but I do
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: not know her. And she sent me a screenshot of
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: a message from who's me, I guess? But me is
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: listed in the phone as him, Yeah, in capital letters
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: like it's God or something like him. And that's how
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: the friend has him listed in the phone is him
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: and it says I'm a love you forever. But I'm
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: not him. It's not him, I'm not me. I'm him,
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: I'm me, I'm not him.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: And and she's like, it's like to have seen all
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: the text messages like I'll see you tonight in Hopkins,
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: I'll see you, you know, just like I'm gonna love
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: you forever.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: Could be anything right we're getting And he says it's
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: like pulled from another fake like it's it's pulled from
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: another you know, text, it's a screenshot, it's from another
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: text message with someone else.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: It's AI. I'm surprised he didn't say AI.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: So Aviva says, you know, Krienn says this is her friend,
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: and her friend is saying she's with you, and he goes,
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: krin is crazy, and Aviva goes, why would she lie?
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: Like I don't buy this? And he says, if I
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: was messing with her, I'd tell you the truth. I'd
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: ask for a threesome. I'm just kidding jokes because it's funny,
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: because it's all a joke, because it's fake AI.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Unless you're gonna do Unless you're gonna do it, yeah,
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: would you actually do the three someome? Though?
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Maybe? Could we do one with Krinn your cousin who
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: So again I don't believe their cousins by they're not cousins,
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: but they're not really cousins by blood, they're so yeah.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: So Aviva says, I want to see the photo and
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: the message before I decide anything, and he goes, so
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: is this gonna like ruin our night? Could we still
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: get it on? Can I still shoot up the club?
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: Like he's trying to cuddle with her, and she's like, no,
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: I'm tired. Stop. Well it's maybe too late for that
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: because you're clearly already pregnant. You haven't washed your hair
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: in weeks, so this man is ruining your life.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: So they don't do it.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: So they clearly don't do it, which was smart.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: I'm glad. She's finally like she maybe should have waited
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: to hear what Anne Springs said before she had him
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: shoot up the club.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Repeatedly, well does she say? In a talking to her,
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: She's like, I don't know what I'm doing. I'm here
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: with the man who like won't say he loves me
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: and wants to get me pregnant, Like what's going on?
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: What am I doing?
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah? What are my li choices?
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: I am a dental hygienist for God's sake.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a real job, A real job.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: I used to have clean hair in the United States.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: What am I doing?
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Okay? Uh? Lisa and Daniel, you guys, what in the
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: Coming to America joke? Community theater is happening here?
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: I said, You guys said coming to America, which is
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: so much smarter than mine because it actually looks exactly
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: like Coming to America. In my head, I was seeing
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: elementary school production of Lyon King the musical that too,
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: where the costumes are homemade by the kids.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: It okay, let's talk about it.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, it's so stereotypical what you think you would find
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: in an African village that I was Is this real?
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Except not in a palace, just in someone's living room?
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: Will I thought mister Ark was gonna come out. I
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: was really hoping for mister Arc in his one hand,
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: because that felt more real. It did. They were sitting
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: in like plastic at Irondack chairs. Yes, and it was
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: like not a palace, but we didn't expect it to
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: be a palace. And he was dressed, not with a
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: fake lion on his shirt.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: This is the wildest thing I've ever seen so and
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: even they can't keep a straight face. So they're getting
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: ready and they're talking about the lady from social media
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: and she goes, I don't know what happened. That lady
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: blocked me, Like I just can't believe it. She goes,
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: you know, all I can determine is that lady must
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: be jealous of our relationship, and so that reached out
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: to say he's a scammer.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: And when she's sang this part, the music gets out
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: that tinkly where the music is making fun of her,
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: where it's like you're an eight music, like clown music,
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: because the editors are making fun of her.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: When she goes into this rationale of.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: The way that she was able to bring that back
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: around to be and she's jealous.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: The gymnastics this woman is able to do in her head. Also,
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: why is there a framed photo of Jeff Daniel on
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: the table of the hotel room.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: I wonder if she bought that picture? And then she
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: also brought the picture of her and her daughter or
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: princess and with them around to feel homey, like I
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: But like she's with Daniel who brings framed photos of
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: someone when they go on vacation to be with that.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Person maybe or he's in the bathroom.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Did he give her a frame photo of himself and
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: not of the two of them?
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Could fee good be? So he tells her We're going
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: to see the king today, so you have to dress up,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: and she's like, oh my god, I'm gonna get to
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: meet a real king. I'm so nervous, I might pee
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: my pants. I'm imagining a palace or a big castle.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: I'm so nervous. What if I kneel at the wrong time?
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Seeing the king is the ultimate blessing?
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: Boy, Okay, gonnape her pants when she kneels or so
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: get back up.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: So the talking head he says, yes, taking Lisa's to
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: see the king is the highest honor in our culture,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: and this is a way to prove to Lisa I'm
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: committed to her. Well, she wouldn't know the difference. Okay.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: So she's like, is it a big palace or is
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: it more just like a mansion?
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: He goes, quit asking questions like, don't worry about it.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: She goes, I'm allowed to be nervous to meet a king.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: They drive up to like a regular house with you know,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: washing hanging for some reason, three exercise bikes on the lawn, stationary.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: Bikes on the lawn outside three three is this for.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: The spin class? Later? What are you doing?
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: What's happening? There's a broken window and like an ac
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: unit and she goes, is this the house I thought
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: I would see a palace?
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: Is this the palace? First of all, Lisa, we know
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: that you lived in a tent, so you need to
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: check your expect your privilege there and stop being so snobby.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: Great point, they have walls, at least, that's right. So
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: they go into the house with the uncle what's his name?
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: The justice what's his name?
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Oh it was weird. It was like
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: sig Freud. It was like six Ferdinand. He had multiple names. No, no,
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: not the king, oh the uncle, the uncle.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: His name was like Majeslim, mister r.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: We're point two two point zero.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: So I just said, oh my god, is this community theater?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: And then I have to make it out I'm not
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: making fun of someone's culture. No, but this man is
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: wearing a stuffed animal lion's head on a piece of cloth.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: There is a woman and a man next to him
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: in traditional tribal garb in a living room with an
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: ac unit and the king is like ding ding ding
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: ringing this bell and it is comedy, you guys s
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: his theater. This is absolutely something they put on for
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: this show.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: I need to I don't know, I don't I need
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: to hear from people. It's just not like anything we've
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: ever seen. It's like what you Americans would do if
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: they were trying to put on a community theater of
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: what they thought an African king would look like. And
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: this guy is smooth fassa, and then this guy like
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: and then we put the traditional face paint on these ladies.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: And it's a lady and a guy and the guy
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: has on like a grassllowin cloth. The lady has her face.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: The guy is holding like a spear spear. I also
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: can't hear her spear. Who's holding a spear? And every
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: so of them will shake it.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: And the lady in like a living room as there
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: is one of those wall ac units.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Yes, and there's like a tapestry hung behind it makes
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: and stationary bikes, say shery bikes outside for the exercise later.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: So the uncle Ma Justus or whatever his name is
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: Augustus introduces Lisa and the talking head the king whose
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: name is King Don Alexandra something, King Don Alexander something.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: So his name is Don Alexander. I look him up
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: in the phone book. His name was Don Alexander. But
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: he lets us know that he is an oracle, he's
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: a prophet, so all the couples come to him.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: Sure, Jan, So it's that other guy that Daniel went
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: to before Lisa came, who rolled the dice on the floor,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: And was he also a king or an oracle?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: He's a prince. He's a prince, he's the son of
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: the king, and he hasn't moved up to the palace.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: He must do the oracle and the prophecy on the street. Okay,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: So this guy consults the ancestors, just like the guy
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: on the street did. And he says the d D
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: D ding and they shake the swear and they say
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: the ancestors has spoken, Will you take good care of Daniel?
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: And she goes yeah, and he says I don't think so.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: And she goes, okay, what and he says, why are
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: you laughing? And she goes, I'm not laughing, my king,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: And he says, you are laughing. You need to go
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: and sit down. She says, yes, my King, and she
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: sits on the couch, and in the talking head Daniel says, oh,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: my gosh, I could not believe she was laughing. It
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: is so disrespectful to the king and to the palace
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: to laugh. Tell her that now are you calling this
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: a palace? To Daniel, now come on, come, that's my palace.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: So Lisa says, my King, I am laughing because I
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: am nervous. I either laugh or I cry. And Daniel says,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: I am so sorry. She is the one I want
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: to marry, and she is nervous because she is trying
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: her best to learn our traditions. And so he allows
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: her to go back up, and the uncle Justus Augustus says,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: don't laugh again.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: As if she would make that mistake again.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: So she walks back up, and the king says, the
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: ancestors accept you. They shake this bear.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: Ancestors are happening an off day. Their third eye is
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: very cloudy, Yes they are, if they're saying okay to Lisa.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: By the way, not making fun of this, because all
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: religion is strange if you look at it from the outside.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: Your religion is strange. Your religion is strange. My religion
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: is strange. Caro Kards are strange, Christianity strange. It's all strange.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: And this is very strange.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: And this is strange too. It's all strange.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: So he looks. He looks like same with the gull
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: on the street, looks like he's playing with like a
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: backgamon set and he shakes and then he gets this,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: he gets his prophecy.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: He rolls the dice and then kind of moves the
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: pieces around the board kind of and it's yeah, again,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: religion weird. It's always.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: So he rings the bell davening around the couple, and
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: he says, okay, the ancestors accept you. I bless you.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: I bless your marriage. And he keeps calling them husband
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: and wife. So I don't know if this means like
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: they're officially married. Oh okay, if they are officially married, now,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know because he keeps saying husband and wife.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: So I don't know if the ceremony means they're officially
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: married and they're culture it's not. It's not valid in
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: the States, but it could be valid in Nigeria.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: So he says, and it's valid in faith's heart and
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: the promise that Lisa made to her daughter to not
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: get married.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: Princess doesn't know what she doesn't know, so he says
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: the king. The King says, my final thought is I
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: want to see how the wif will dance. And I
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: guess there's music, but we don't hear it. But I said,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: this is getting weird because she's just like, huh okay
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: he he and he says, the wifile dance very well.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: So then they sit down.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: He seemed like a very good natured king. I liked
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: when he made her laugh and she was like, I'm
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: not laughing. You told me not to laugh, and he's like, no,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: I'm saying you can laugh now.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I command you to laugh. It was cute. I
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: mean never, I'm never getting over the stuffed animal that
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: he was wearing. I'm never gonna over it. I'm never
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: getting over it. So you guys please check my Instagram
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: because I'm gonna put up the funniest real you've ever
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: seen in your life. Okay, I've already got all my pictures.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: So in the talking head, Lisa says, I feel relief
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: to be blessed by the King and I hope Daniel
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: will understand about my past and also that I was
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: married five times, and also I'm still married to a woman. Okay,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: that's enough from my throat, So can't she's a liar,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: liar pants, I need a cough drop. Okay, I know,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: let's move it on to Emma and Zed. Oh that's me. Huh, sorry,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: did we miss somebody from you? No?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: I think that was it.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: No, I just had to double up this week as
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: of Alice. Okay, Emma and Zied. Oh gosh, I thought
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: my throat was good, but I don't have to do
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: for these two. So she is telling Zed when they're
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: sitting in those chairs in the desert. She says, on
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: my last trip to mary Cash, I saw Amed and
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: we got engaged. And he says, uh huh, so that's
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: why you wanted to get engaged so fast, And why
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: didn't you tell me this story when we talked on
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: social media? You just made up a story as to
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: why you were in Marrakesh with your friends. But now
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: you're telling me something different. And he says, it's like,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know you, well, you don't, no, and you
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: met this girl on social media because you thought she
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: was hot. It started calling her wifey M.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: What do you think in five minutes?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, He says, I don't know you and I
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: won't trust anything you have to say. And then in
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: the talking head he kind of goes in and out
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: of English, but he says, the amount of lies she
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: told me. She said she was a Marrakesh with her girlfriends,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: and then she said she came to Morocco to heill
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: from her breakup. And now she says she was engaged
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: to a guy. The stories get worse and worse and
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: worse and worse.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: He's not wrong, you know, he's completely right.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: The only thing I have in her defense is she
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: did try to tell him this earlier, and he said,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: I don't care about your pa and I don't want
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: to talk about it.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: But she should have insisted, and she should have told
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: him all this before she even came.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: But even if I've been on this horse ride with
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: this same driver in the same horse before last year.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: Thank you Bill, see you later.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, He says to her, it feels like you're not good.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: I can't live with you, I can't propose you, I
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: can't move on with you. She goes so you're breaking
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: out with me, And he goes yes, and she goes,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: oh my god, I didn't break up with you when
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: I found out you were messaging other girls. I gave
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: you the benefit of the doubt. And now you're just
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: breaking up with me because you find out one little thing.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: Her hair is out of control, by the way, her
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: wig is slipped down so far on her it's at
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: her like lack of elevens.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: It's between her eyes far down. Yeah, and okay. So
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: she goes, you find out one little thing and he goes, yes,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: I want to break up with you. I just want
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: to go home right now. And she goes, were we
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: in a relationship? Were we in a relationship? Were we
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: in a relationship? Hey? Yet, were we're in a relationship.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: He storms off to his tent and she walks off
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: crying and goes, he is an asshole, like literally an asshole.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: And I'll say, that's no funny. So she goes into
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: your tip. So she's crying and she says, like, I
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: didn't think he's gonna break up with me. It was
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: like he was just like looking for an excuse to
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: walk away. So he has packed up his stuff and
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: he is dragging those bags up this like cobblestone, like
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: Sandy Rocky walk to meet the car. But obviously they
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: tell him, why you wait for the car, You have
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: to go back down here and doctor or So he
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: walks back down and then talking to head, he goes,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: I am mad. She lied about everything, and tomorrow she
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: would tell me a different story. So I can't take
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: another chance. All I want to do is leave and
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: forget this whole thing and forget her name.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: Oh I was proud of him, good job.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So she goes out of her tent to talk
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: to him. I just love that she's in these slippers
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: in the sands. Yea, how dirty urvy, you know. So
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: she goes out to talk to him and he says,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: I'm leaving. I'm leaving, and she goes, so you're just
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: gonna leave me alone out here? Okay, well you're not alone.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: There's like a whole And she goes, what about the
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: two weeks I'm here? And he goes, you can just
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: call the other guy, like I don't know, and she goes, see, ed,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: you are an asshole and a liar, a liar, And
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: he goes, Okay, you can say whatever you want. She goes,
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: do you want to tell everyone we had sex? Do
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: you want to tell everybody we had we had sex?
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: We had do you have sex? We had sex? He
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: is trying so hard to talk over her. Uh huh,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: and he says, I will finish all the things, say
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: what you want, but I will not continue. And she goes,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: did we not have sex? Did we not have sex?
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: Because witted, witted, we have sex. And he goes for me,
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: it is the end, okay, and he's taking off his microphone.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: She goes, we did it, we had sex. We did it.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, dead the sex? Did it? And he goes, okay, goodbye, goodbye,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: and he goes bye guys, and he says like, goodbye
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: to the crew and he walks off and just fine,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: you should go.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: I can't kick you out of the desert, babe.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: I wanted to be her alone anyway. Bye. So in
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: the talking head she goes, I didn't even do anything.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: She is so in denial about how big a deal
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: a secret fiance is.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: She is so funny.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: Maybe where she's from in hollyweird than that. If anything flies,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: and it does in California, but you are in Morocco, babe,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: and this is actually a very big deal.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: It's so funny. I mean, I didn't even do anything,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: and this was a before we were in a relationship,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: and he has done so much to me, but I
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: was his girlfriend.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: And also it was during a relationship too, because there
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: was that time where I ghosted him and I went
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: back to my fiance. But he doesn't know that, so
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: he just thinks it was about before time.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: That's right, we're sticking with that story. Okay, So she goes,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: I just wasted my time again just to get broken
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: up with again, and he just left me in the
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: desert in the middle of nowhere with a staff and
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: a crew. I don't understand. I try so hard to
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: find love and make it work, and it never works.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: I always get dumped. All I want is if I
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: get married and it never has me?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: Is she walking the ding with tears and sand in
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: her face and probably got sand in her eyes and
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: she can't feel it because of her eyelashes. You need
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: to fix yourself, Emma, girl, fix yourself. Figure out what
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: this Moroccan fetish that you have going on is, figure
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: out the wig thing and get yourself sordid because you broken. Girl,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: there's something wrong with you and that's why this keeps happening.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: Maybe she needs to go and love is Blonde Morocco
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: perfect perfect, We fixed it, okay, coming up on Talk
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: to a Therapist boy, coming up on this season of
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: blah blah blah. That's not what I said. It said
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: next week. But that was fun last week, all right,
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: I got excited. I forgot to change it. Okay, And
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: it wasn't Lisa this time. I'm going this season on.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: Before it wasn't her, it was somebody helse. I think
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: it was a via hud. Next week on, Rick and
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: Tricia appear to go to like a local boxing match
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: where it's just two dudes boxing.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: She did say her her tribe is where they fight
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: everything out. Remember she said her tribe is the violent
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: like Chaosians who every night at a bar, ends and
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: fights in the street.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: So yeah, we're hoping it's gonna end in violence with
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: her dad whoop and Rick, that's what we're looking for.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: He needs to be punched.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: So they go to a local boxing match. And speaking
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: of that, did you see that he also used to
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: be a wrestler. Yeah, okay, sorry you guys. This guy
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: has had one hundred, lives a hundred.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: He was a seasonal wrestler one season and it was
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: part time work.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: He is he and beer Can. I don't know who's
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: more like alex On Love is blind, but just a
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: lot of careers. Okay. So Rickatricia go to a local
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: boxing back.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: Off of many trades.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: Ah, I see what you did there, He says. She's
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: hard to read, but she's warming back up to me now,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: and so she tells him, if you pick the winner
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: of this match, we can have sex tonight. So pick correctly. No, No, Trisha,
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: what are you doing. We're rooting for you.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: We were all rooting for you.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Elise is headed to Australia in a inappropriate airplane outfit.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: I hope she's got something change into, and Josh says
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: he's excited to meet her because she's beautiful and she's fiery,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: but he's very nervous. Now. He appears to be driving
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: some sort of super flashy sports car and he's got
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: a buddy, an equally good looking buddy in the car,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: and he goes, I am kind of worried about the
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: issues we're going to have. She's most likely going to
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: have a problem with Nat who is it is Natalie
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: who's rolling on his girlfriend? Okay, but I was like,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: what's this flashy car? No?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: Did he rent that too?
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: Maybe? Did he have to split it with this guy?
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: So he's an hour to drive it and the guy
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: gets at the next hour. Ye Aviva talks to aunt
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: springs niece Karenne to ask about the girl.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: By the way, Krinn is spelled Corinth, but they all
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: in case anyone comes to correct us, they all seem
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: to pronounce it krinne, but whenever they put it on
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: the screen, there is a thh at the end or.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: A t y h y t h something. But they
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: all be into say sort of yeah.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: See there's a town in Mississippi called Corinth. Oh O
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: r I n t h, So that's I would have
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: said Corinth, but it's Corinne.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how they all pronounce it. So I'm just
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: going with what they do.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, they're gonna call the girl. And if he was like,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: you're gonna call her right now?
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: Yes, collor Collor call her? We want it Audo.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: The way that that picture is done and then the
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: way that the little heart thing is placed, it was like,
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: is that girl pregnant.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: It looks like a pregnancy announcement. It's like us.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: It does.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: It totally does because they've superimposed a heart over the belly.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: Ye okay, is he shooting up multiple clubs?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: Well? Yeah, okay? Uh. Forrest talks to Molly, who says,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: why didn't you make her prove herself before you proposed?
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: And he says, Mom, she has traumatic experiences, so that's
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: why she lies. And Mom in like a talking to
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: half of the three of them together, Molly goes, everybody
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: has stress in their life. But to say, oh, I
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: just stressed, so I'm gonna lie. Are you gonna accept that? Forrest?
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: You are more full of shit than a Christmas goose? Huh?
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: I just I can't. I don't even know what that means.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: But I don't celebrate Christmas, nor do I geese? But
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: what the fuck is wrong with Molly? Never know the
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: fact that a mother of a son who has autism
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: spectrum disorder and has struggled socially and he's got she
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: got him on a social group, a social media group
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: where he met shea and we're not talking about if
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: she has any sort of we have no IDEAO divergency.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: But which would explain some of the lying. There's just
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: no understanding about that. It's just full anger and like nasty,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: nasty vitriol from this one towards both of them, her
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: own son. Yes, poor Dev, God Dev must get an earfull.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 3: He just must hear about it all. That's why he
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: doesn't talk.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: He should. His ears are just takes the.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: Sides out, walks around and just not Lisa says to Daniel.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: Now they appear to be a romantic dinner. And what
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: I need you to notice in this scene, whether you
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: watch it at the end or if you watch it
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: for next week. When she starts to talk to him,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: there's a bottle full of red wine on the table.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: It is a red bottle, clear bottle filled to the
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: top with red wine, okay. And when this scene is over,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: it is empty. It is an empty clear bottle. I
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: was like, did they mess it up and switch the bottles?
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: But no. Then I realized there was like this much
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: at the bottom and it's read okay, Lisa says to Daniel.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: I've been married five times and I've filled out the
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: divorce papers, but I am still married. I came here
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: to tell you the truth. He walks off and says, oh,
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: I feel like someone has poisoned me. She called me
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: a liar, she called me a scammer, but she's the scammer.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: And then I just would like everybody to notice the
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: wine bottle. That was my last note.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: Also, he is now three times essentially lied to important
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: men in his culture, right unknowingly about her, because he
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: got his uncle's blessing, and then he got that prince
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: on the street doing the dice, and then he got
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: the king of the community, and yes, and that first
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: what was that the other guy the he went to
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: the uncle all dressed up first too. I forgot that
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: was the uncle where they addressed.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and so he is.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: And then the uncle vouches for him and puts himself
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: in trouble with the king if the dad came out
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: about her exactly, and then all this stuff is going
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: to come out. And it's like, that's really shitty, Lisa,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: that you have done this to him. I don't know,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: he's a total jerk and a scam artist, and I
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: don't feel bad for him.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, this is this is the This is the
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: problem with this show is we never know who to
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: root for thing neither in this case. And you know,
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: Dave and I are watching Succession, and he said yesterday
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: because the problem with watching this show, and we're just
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: in season one, he doesn't even know how bad it's
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: going to get. He said, the problem with this show
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: is that there's no good person here. Correct. Well, it's
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: just like Seinfeld, right, yeah, everybody's.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: Seinfeldw or everybody everything's funny.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: I said, there's no there's no good person in Seinfeld.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: He goes, well, at least that's funny. Right.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: Well, see, I found found some of the things on
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: Succession funny.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: Oh I find most of it hilarious.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so, but they're funny in their terribleness.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: Right. Okay, now speaking of terrible. Now, Kimberly has made
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: something that is going to go on both of our
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: instagrams and it is and viral. So help us everybody
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: post it, repost it, make us go viral. Okay, it
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: is this. We're going to show it here on the screen.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: You have a ten hour took took ride to visit
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: your ninety day fiance. Where are you sitting? Okay? Here
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: are your choices.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: It is Greg's mom, see you now, she's the best
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: I think out of all of these, she's one of
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: the She's not terrible, Lucille.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is Pedro's mom.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: It's horrible.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: It is Karen, she tells, mom, No, what's the kind?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: Sorry, not Karen. What's her name? Sean tells, no, mom
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: is it's.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: Like Natalie or something. She's got a regular name. I
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: can't remember what her name is.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna look at it up.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: Okaya, look it up. So we've got Lucille, We've got
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: Pedro's mom. Whose name is? Who's whose name? Lydia Lydia. Okay,
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: so we've got Lucille, Lydia, and Karen.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: And I had to put Lydia and Karen next to
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: each other because you have to sit in between them,
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: right that they obviously the wrong answer. Yeah, and then
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: that who's number three Laurence Lauren's mom and what's her name?
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: One who threatened to slap her across the face on TV.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: We're just gonna call her Lauren's mom. And then of
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: course we have Brandon's mom.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Betty.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: And then we have a say Lou's mom. No that
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: first note because oh no, no, no, sorry, that Summit's mom. Sorry,
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: this is a small picture. Summit's mom.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: Then we have.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: That's another row. Yeah, so so far I'm hicking to
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: sit between. I'm sitting by bet I'm sitting by Betty.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting by bet.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: You are so between Betty and Submit's mom or Betty
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: and Lauren's mom.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: M let me get back to you. And then we
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: have a swayl Lou's mom, give me more money, Give
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: me my money. That's all I want. I don't care
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: about your kids, Debbie Culti's mom. And then of course
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: we have Molly for mom. Yes, so I'm going I'm
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: going number three. I'm going between Lauren's mom and Brandon's mom.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: That's right, Okay, Okay, because I lean back and talk
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: to Lucille.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: That's true. Let's see, I'm gonna go. God, I really
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: hate the sound of Debbie's voice. Is the only thing
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: I think Molly could be. Okay, if you are just
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: talking about like traveling with her like because she was
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: enjoyable with the fruit and the you know, so if
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: you kept it, you have ten hours, if you kept
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: it to just this country that we are visiting. But
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: if she finds out you are visiting a ninety day fiance,
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: she's gonna start screaming. How they screwed over her son.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: I think she's gonna do things like real real the
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: whole time.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's true about sex.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: That annoying.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, So I'm gonna go between Lucille and Sean Tell's
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: he Patro's mom because Patro's mom is okay when it
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: doesn't involve Chantell.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 3: She's a lawyer, yeah right. And I find Lucille kind
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: of fine.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: Funny she was she was she was funny on pillow Talk,
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: and she wasn't that terrible to Joan considering how much
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: worse she could have been. And she has dogs, She's
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: a dog lady. So okay, Okay, I feel like that's
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: where I have to go. I can't sit anywhere nearest
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: way Loose Mom, and I can't sit anywhere near Betty
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: because like I would, I just would vomit because of
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 2: the hairstyle and her whole personality makes me sick.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, So you and are going to You're gonna sit
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: in one, I'm gonna sit in three. All right. So guys,
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: we're going to post this thing on Instagram, and I
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: want everybody to go and I want you to repost
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: it and make us go viral. Because it's not fair
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: that Kate Casey got to go viral with her Love
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: is Blind. She got two point five million views on
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: a of his wine things. She did what and I
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: got insanely jealous, and I want to go viral now. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: By the way, there were so many other variations of
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: this and so many other Oh sorry that time I
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: did hit my mic, so many other people I had
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: to leave off just because it was too small.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, but why don't we do a second after this
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: one goes viral and do a second one?
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, because yeah, okay, great idea. I'll do those one
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: with all the smaller faces.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah okay, yeah, just like do a second one with
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: the rejects from this one.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah sounds good.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: All right, everybody? That is it for our show? And
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: don't forget that Mondays we have much shop Monday, Kisha Na.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: On Wednesdays, we've got Welcome to plathforl Rewatch, which was
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: the Driveway episode where Ethan like grabs his dad. That
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: was a great episode this week that, of course, yes,
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: and then we've got Love is Blind episodes ten and eleven.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: Nothing will top episodes eight and nine, but ten was
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: pretty good. Eleven, we get in start with the weddings
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: and so we put on our veils, the whole thing
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: as we do. This week, I got Brian moylan talking
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: Bravo and then of course on Fridays as always, Kimberly
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: and I will be with you to talk about ninety
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: Day the Single Life, and my interview with Kim Balie
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: will be out next week.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: I'm so excited.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: I'm glad to go. And that's it everybody, and talk
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: to you later.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: Bye bye,