Latest / Adventure Books Library / 31 - Baron Trump's Marvellous Underground Journey
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- 0:00Chapter thirty one, in which you read of the glorious caverns of white marble
- 0:04fronting on the wonderful river in the tropics of the underworld. How we came
- 0:09upon a solitary wanderer on the banks of the river, my conversation with him,
- 0:14and my joy at finding myself in the land of the rattle brains,
- 0:18or happy forgetters. Brief description of them. With every turn in the winding
- 0:22way that skirted the white shores of this wonderful stream, its swarms of light
- 0:26emitting animals lented in new beauty. For as the day advanced, if I
- 0:31may so express it, they lifted their glowing bodies nearer and nearer to the
- 0:35surface, until now the river shone like molten silver, and as the sheer
- 0:40walls of rock on the opposite bank held set in them vast slabs of mica.
- 0:45The effect was that these gigantic natural mirrors reflected the glowing stream with startling
- 0:50fidelity, and through the flood of soft light, in dazzling shimmer, against
- 0:54the fantastic portals of the white marble caverns on this side of the stream.
- 0:59It was a scene never to forget. And again again I paused in silent
- 1:03wonder to feast my eyes upon some newly discovered beauty. Now for the first
- 1:07time I noted that every white marble basin of cove and inlet was filled with
- 1:12a different glow, according to the nature of the tiny phosphorescent animals which happened
- 1:17to fill its waters, one being a delicate pink, another a glorious red,
- 1:22the third a deep, rich purple, the fourth a soft blue,
- 1:26the fifth a golden yellow, and so on, the charm of each tent
- 1:32being greatly enhanced by the snowy whiteness of these marble basins, through which long
- 1:37lines of curious fish, scaled in hues of polished gold and silver, swam
- 1:41slowly along, turning up their glorious sides to catch the full splendor of the
- 1:46light reflected from the mica mirrors. And now the chilly breath of King Galadus's
- 1:51domain no longer filled the air. I stood in the tropics of the underworld,
- 1:55so to speak. And but one thing was lacking to make my enjoyment
- 1:59of this fair region complete, and that was some one to share it with
- 2:02me. True Bulgar had an idea of its beauty, for he testified his
- 2:07happiness at being once more in a warm land, by executing some mad capers
- 2:12for my amusement, and by scampering along the shore of the glowing river and
- 2:15barking at the stately fish as they slowly fanned the water with their many colored
- 2:20fins. But I must admit that I longed for the Princess Shnibouleh to keep
- 2:23me company. But it was a rash wish, for the warm air would
- 2:27have thrown her into convulsions of fear, and she would have preferred to meet
- 2:30her death in the cool river rather than attempt to breathe such a fiery atmosphere.
- 2:36By this time I had advanced several miles along the white shores of the
- 2:38glowing stream, and feeling somewhat fatigued, I was about to sit down on
- 2:43the jutting edge of a natural bench of rock, which seemed almost placed on
- 2:46the river ranks by human hands, for human forms to rest upon and watch
- 2:51the wonderful play of tints and hues in this wide, sweeping inlet. When,
- 2:54to my amazement, I saw that a human creature was already sitting there.
- 2:59His eyes were mixed upon the water, and methought that his face,
- 3:01which was gentle and placid, wore a tired look. Certainly, he was
- 3:07plunged into such deep meditation that he either took or feigned to take no notice
- 3:10of my approach. Bulgar was inclined to dash forward and attract his attention by
- 3:15a string of ear splitting barks. But I shook my head. This wander
- 3:20along the glowing stream of day wore rather a graceful cloak like garment, woven
- 3:24of some substance that shimmered in the light, and so I concluded that it
- 3:28must be a mineral wool. His head was bare, and so were his
- 3:32legs to the knees, his feet being shod with white metal sandals, tied
- 3:37on with what looked like leathern thongs. All and all, he had a
- 3:40friendly, though somewhat peculiar look about him, and his attitude struck me as
- 3:45being that of a person either plunged into deep thought or possibly listening for some
- 3:50anxiously expected signal. At any rate, Accustomed as I was to meet all
- 3:54sorts of people on my travels in the four corners of the globe, I
- 3:58determined to make bold enough to interrupt the gentleman's meditations and wish him good morrow.
- 4:02Whom have I the pleasures meeting in this beautiful section of the world within
- 4:06a world. The man looked at me in a dazed sort of way and
- 4:10replied, I really don't know. I'm happy to say, but sir,
- 4:15thy name, I insisted, forgot it years ago, was his remarkable answer.
- 4:20But surely, sir, I exclaimed rather testily, or not the sole
- 4:25inhabitant of this beautiful underworld. Thou hast kinsman wife family, A gentle stranger.
- 4:31He replied, in slow and measured tones. There are people farther along
- 4:35the shore, and they are good, dear souls, although I have forgotten
- 4:40their names, and I have to a very faint recollection that two of these
- 4:43people are sons of mine. Stop no a. Their names are gone from
- 4:47me too. I forgot them the day my own name slipped from my mind.
- 4:53And as he uttered these words, he threw his head back with a
- 4:55sudden jerk, and I heard a strange click inside of it, as if
- 5:00something had slipped from its place, And that instant, a mysterious expression used
- 5:04by that master of masters, don fume, flashed through my mind. Rattlebrains,
- 5:11Yes, that was it. And now I felt sure that I was
- 5:15standing in the presence of one of the curious folk inhabiting the world within a
- 5:18world to whom Don Fume had given the strange name of Rattlebrain's or happy Forgetters.
- 5:25I was so delighted that I could barely keep myself from rushing up to
- 5:29this gentle visaged and mild mannered person whose head had just given forth the sharp
- 5:33click, and grasping him by the hand. But I feared to shock him
- 5:38by such a friendly greeting, and so I contented myself with crying out,
- 5:41Sir, thou seest before thee none other than the famous traveler Baron Sebastian von
- 5:46Trump. But to my great amazement and greater chagrin, he simply turned his
- 5:50strange eyes with the far away look upon me for an instant, and then
- 5:56resumed his contemplation of the beautifully tinted sheet of water as if I had and
- 6:00opened by mouth. It was the most extraordinary treatment that I had experienced since
- 6:03my descent into the underworld, and I was upon the point of resenting it
- 6:08as became a true knight, and especially of Van Trump. When don Fum's
- 6:12brief description of the rattle brains are happy forgetters flitted through my mind, said
- 6:16he. By the exercise of their strong wills. They have been busy for
- 6:20ages, striving to unload their brains of the to them now useless stock of
- 6:25knowledge accumulated by their ancestors. And the natural consequence has been that the brains
- 6:30of these curious folk, who call themselves the happy forgetters, relieved of all
- 6:34labor and strain of thought, have absolutely shrunken, rather than increased in size,
- 6:40so that with many of the happy forgetters, their brains are like the
- 6:42shriveled kernel of a last year's nut, and give forth a sharp click when
- 6:46they move their heads suddenly with a jerk, as is often their wont for
- 6:49they take great pride in proving to the listener that they deserve the name of
- 6:54rattle brain. Nor do I need remind the old reader. Concluded Don Fum
- 6:58in his celebrated work on the World within a World, that the chiefest among
- 7:01the happy forgetters is the man whose head gives forth the loudest and sharpest click,
- 7:06For he it is who has forgotten most. You can have but a
- 7:10faint idea. Dear friends of my delight at the prospect of spending some time
- 7:15among these curious people, people who look with absolute dread upon knowledge as the
- 7:19one thing necessary to get rid of before happiness can enter the human heart.
- 7:25No joy can equal the happy forgetters, when, upon clasping a friend's hand,
- 7:29he finds that he has forgotten his very name. And no day is
- 7:31well spent in this land at the close of which the inhabitant may not exclaim
- 7:36this day I succeeded in forgetting something that I knew yesterday. At last,
- 7:42the happy forgetter rose from his seat and calmly walked away, without so much
- 7:46as wishing me good day. But I was resolved not to be so easily
- 7:49gotten rid of, so I called after him in a loud voice in vulgar
- 7:54following my example, raised a racket at his heels, whereupon he faced about
- 7:59and remarked, BEG, pardon, I had quite forgotten thee I'm happy to
- 8:03say, and thy name too, I've forgotten that. Let me see art
- 8:07thou al radiate one of the animals in the water. I was more than
- 8:11half inclined to lose my temper at this slur, classing me a backboned animal
- 8:16with a mere jelly fish. But under all the circumstances, I thought it
- 8:20best to control myself, for I could well imagine that from the size of
- 8:24my head and the utter absence of all click inside of it, I was
- 8:28not destined to be a very welcome visitor among the happy forgetters. And therefore,
- 8:33swallowing my injured feelings, I made a very low bow and begged this
- 8:37curious gentleman to be kind enough to conduct me to his people, among whom
- 8:41I wished to bide for a few days. End of Chapter thirty one