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DLHS Hour 4 | F - You DL Hughley · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It's the hugely show your twenty twenty six of this.
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  Speaker 1: You know. So I am in Pittsburgh. If you here,
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  Speaker 1: I'm at the Pittsburgh Funny Bone, So come check check
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  Speaker 1: me out if you take a notion. So yesterday I
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  Speaker 1: flew in. So I say, if I can fly straight through,
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  Speaker 1: I generally do. But if I differ through Atlanta when
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  Speaker 1: I fly American, you know which is in the Airlinta,
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  Speaker 1: I fly primarily I flew so because I was gonna connect,
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  Speaker 1: I said, well, I'll just stop in Atlanta and see
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  Speaker 1: my grandchildren, right, And of course my daughter and son
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  Speaker 1: Lung came too, but I wanted to really want to
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  Speaker 1: see my grip because now they're two and five is
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  Speaker 1: Nolan and Stevie. But now they get really excited when
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  Speaker 1: I like, I'm at that stage now where they like
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  Speaker 1: this dude, I think something is something to him. Nola
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  Speaker 1: has been there for a while, but Stevie's just now
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  Speaker 1: getting it right. Yeah. And what I've what I've learned
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  Speaker 1: is like I never have gone this is the longs
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  Speaker 1: I've gone without see because I usually see them every
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  Speaker 1: year two months. Like that's that's the what I've said
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  Speaker 1: out I'll come to see them at least every two
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  Speaker 1: months out there. I'm not gonna go three, but this
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  Speaker 1: time it was three because it was a whole lot
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  Speaker 1: of stuff going on, and boy, I need three months
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  Speaker 1: just to recover. I do, Yeah, boy I do. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I love you all, and it's so great
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  Speaker 1: to see when we hug and hat laugh and play.
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  Speaker 1: Now y'all could go love hurts. Yeah, it's definitely a
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  Speaker 1: sugar high, don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand when we got someone. We all got
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  Speaker 2: some friends, some older friends about our age, and they
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  Speaker 2: married his little young chicken.
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  Speaker 1: Then to have a baby again. I'm like, god, what
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  Speaker 1: are you ye? Greg that's what they call them, Greg
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  Speaker 1: Yo always fall asleep in lawn chairs. Understandably. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: like and they tell like, like, uh, they come. They
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  Speaker 1: come to see me every three you know, every few
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  Speaker 1: months in Los Angeles, come to see me. And when
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  Speaker 1: they come, uh like Ryan talks to me like, I
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  Speaker 1: never raised children. How do you think you got them?
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, that you're still alive to
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  Speaker 1: get them? She said, Well, my kids never had me down.
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  Speaker 1: By the time they got back there, they had it
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  Speaker 1: every day. I think the two year cholesterol level is
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  Speaker 1: seven hundred and forty. Got one of them tennis. The
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  Speaker 1: walkers with the tennis balls told Cheese.
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  Speaker 2: On it she might not have McDonald but she turned
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  Speaker 2: up that Popeyes.
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  Speaker 1: I just yeah, well, we're doing all the trees this summer,
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  Speaker 1: all of them. I try to get them a balance
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  Speaker 1: down here. You know, Popeyes and Salted Pro. Remember the
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  Speaker 1: Saltinos was just salted proof, man pill, palk head, cheese, crackers,
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  Speaker 1: all of it. Pig thenification. Yeah, come on, there no larray.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes people get really upset with me, so we're letting
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  Speaker 1: them been on. Our second called fud Hugely. Want you
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  Speaker 1: please welcome o fu dal Hugley James.
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  Speaker 3: This is Nazy James, your dioly corresponding our first Echida
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  Speaker 3: Hooly comment is from Instagram. At the Tight ninety nine,
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  Speaker 3: says Dale. I heard you talking about how you took
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  Speaker 3: your entire staff to a fancy restaurants. You were talking
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  Speaker 3: about steak, lobster, fine wine, and delicious desserts.
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  Speaker 1: You made it sound so good.
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  Speaker 3: The only problem is when you were expounding on your
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  Speaker 3: fine dining experience, I was the seventh car in line
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  Speaker 3: at a funky drive through trying to get two for
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  Speaker 3: one chacos because, like most of the people listening to
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  Speaker 3: your show, that's all I can afford.
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  Speaker 4: Remember that the.
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  Speaker 3: Next time you're eating lobster danugely. Our next echid hugely
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  Speaker 3: comment comes from the Dahle Show website. Why Chocolate twenty two,
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  Speaker 3: says Dale. I love listening to your show. Let you
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  Speaker 3: hold the establishment accountable. The way you call it racism,
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  Speaker 3: the way you stand up for people gets inequality. All
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  Speaker 3: that will still managing to be funny. My problem is
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  Speaker 3: that you are extremely critical of white people. I'm not
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  Speaker 3: talking about white supremacists or racist they deserve to be ostracized.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 3: Good, regular white people. You all can say white people
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  Speaker 3: do this, and white people that like, we're all racists.
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  Speaker 3: Most of us are good people who want a quality
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  Speaker 3: for all. So let this good white person tell you
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  Speaker 3: something in a way you'll understand.
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  Speaker 1: But City's last.
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  Speaker 3: F gg ugly comic from Facebook Port City Plan, says Dale,
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  Speaker 3: When are you coming to Mobile every other day yourself
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  Speaker 3: plays different? That's not Azaleas City, promoting your book or
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  Speaker 3: doing comedy from Nashville to Philly to Clean into California
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  Speaker 3: to New York. You're everywhere except mobile. We read books
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  Speaker 3: and we'd love to see you too.
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  Speaker 1: Remember that when you're booking.
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  Speaker 3: Your next tour. But d well, that's it for this week.
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  Speaker 3: This has been easy. Janes, your correspond and until next.
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  Speaker 1: Wee now the time of what you need to know
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  Speaker 1: with the one and only Sybil Wilkes. It's Sybil Wilkes
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  Speaker 4: Jones, the former attorney and speech writer with doctor Martin
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  Speaker 4: Luther King Junior, has died at the age of ninety five.
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  Speaker 4: Jones helped write King's historic I Have a Dream speech,
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  Speaker 4: smuggled out parts of the letter from Birmingham jail, and
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  Speaker 4: played a major role in key moments in the civil
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  Speaker 4: rights movement. His family said he lived a life of
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, sir.
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  Speaker 4: hundred and fifty major corporations to publicly oppose Republican led
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  Speaker 4: supporting voting rights initiatives. I'm Sybil Wilkes, Be Informed, be empowered.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Sybil. That's going to do it for us, ladies.
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  Speaker 1: Gentlemen's deal. You can show you a twenty twenty six
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  Speaker 1: edition if you're going to be in Pittsburgh this Friday
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  Speaker 1: and Saturday. I am here at the Pittsburgh Fuddy Bone.
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  Speaker 1: If you are looking for something to listen to, we
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  Speaker 1: I spent the day with my granddaughters, and it is
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  Speaker 1: a different I don't think that I love them more,
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  Speaker 1: but I think maybe what I'm feeling is the total
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  Speaker 1: lack of responsibility at all. Yeah. Just the only thing
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  Speaker 1: more that lacks more responsibility to me is it dead,
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  Speaker 1: be dead. That's all.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Now you know, like like like like because I
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  Speaker 1: can do things to her and society doesn't shun me
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  Speaker 1: like a noah like. I like to say that the
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  Speaker 1: bar I have Martinez, She's just still have her hot Chuck.
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  Speaker 1: I realized that an old man with a five year
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  Speaker 1: old girl at a bar would be repulsive in most circumstances.
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  Speaker 1: But it's my grandfather. Yeah, I can't. Did you know
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  Speaker 1: how I say daddy mommy? First? You know, I learned
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  Speaker 1: how to say top me off. That's what I told
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  Speaker 1: her out to say. What would Wilson Briley have to say?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, you mess it up the game? Yes, indeed,
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  Speaker 1: but you should enjoy it. Yeah, because pretty soon they
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  Speaker 1: gonna get of age where they ain't gonna be able
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  Speaker 1: to stand you. You're gonna miss the Yeah, that's it,
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  Speaker 1: old last for his old twelve old Yeah, there is
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  Speaker 1: so the party with the purposes back. Ricky's joined Ricky
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  Speaker 1: Smiley and congratulations with Ricky, I'm being inducted to the
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  Speaker 1: on one voy in twenty twenty six Otober twenty sixth
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  Speaker 1: to November first aboard Virgin Voyages a Resident Lady with
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  Speaker 1: learn today, baby boy?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 2: Just looking forward to the weekend? Man, just getting out there.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta wait, we gotta way baby, you know walking
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  Speaker 2: the park.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 2: You know, me and the brothers were getting out there
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  Speaker 2: doing a little exercise and later on I gotta go
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  Speaker 2: down and represent state of Alpha. Down there they doing
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  Speaker 2: a big crawfish boil. So we're doing that, having some
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  Speaker 2: fun and giving diapers away right absolutely, man, raising them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, not for none of the name from none of
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  Speaker 1: the old bro. No no, I said, diapers not depends.
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  Speaker 2: We know, bro, speaking of depends, have you seen like
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  Speaker 2: the only Dion Sanders can make like depends look cool like.
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  Speaker 1: Man? It like it's cool man, and it comes if
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  Speaker 1: you buy his depends, they come with a bandana. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: juniors handed the king. Wou'd you learn today, baby boy? Well?
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  Speaker 1: I learned that I love Friday's even more did they
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  Speaker 1: than I ever did before? All day like the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: See all right, ladies, gentlemen, remember on the next deal
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  Speaker 1: Call my favorite short bus operator or pull let's string.
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  Speaker 1: We got to go. It is the Deal Hugley Show.
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  Speaker 1: See on the other side.