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A Quick Stop At Johnny's House: Got Date Wrong · Johnny's House

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  Speaker 1: So I went to I went to Charlotte this weekend,
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  Speaker 1: had to take care of some things at home. And
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  Speaker 1: my school was celebrating their 75 years in existence. How's
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  Speaker 1: that right? Seventy five years in existence. And so they
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  Speaker 1: wanted to have every class come back. And they had
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  Speaker 1: a football game where they had sections like, OK, if
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  Speaker 1: your class or whatever, you know.
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  Speaker 2: That's where you sit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So I had to take care of some business and
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  Speaker 1: my boy said, Hey man, they're having this big party
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  Speaker 1: at this place and we should go on Saturday night.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, cool. All right, I'll go.
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  Speaker 1: So when I packed, I was ready to bust up
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  Speaker 1: in there. I had my Hall of Fame ring on.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I had my IDC Rolex. I mean, I
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  Speaker 2: was rolling in there. Right, because they didn't know Johnny
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  Speaker 2: Magic back then. They didn't know Johnny Magic.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're going to see Johnny Magic. I had to
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  Speaker 1: buy the new boxer just for me and to dye
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  Speaker 1: that up.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, nice.
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  Speaker 1: I was going to roll up in there. And so Friday,
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  Speaker 1: I hung out with my nieces and my sisters. And
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  Speaker 1: they said, what are you doing tomorrow night? I said, look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to such and such. You know, I'll see
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  Speaker 1: y'all when I come back next time. I get a
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  Speaker 1: call the next morning.
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  Speaker 2: Man, I messed up. It was last night. What do
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  Speaker 2: you mean it was last night? Departed. It was last night. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: my bad.
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  Speaker 4: And you were actually like excited.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Which is unfortunate.
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  Speaker 1: So I just sat there and I mean, I just
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  Speaker 1: sat there, you know, and I watched football and I started.
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  Speaker 1: I felt like I was catching a cold and I'm
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  Speaker 1: just early. So I went to my parents, my mom's cabinets,
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  Speaker 1: and I found an old package of A whole pack
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  Speaker 1: of Alka-Seltzer plus cold. It had to be like 25
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  Speaker 1: years old. So I popped it in some water and
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  Speaker 1: it just like a science project. Oh, and I drank it.
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  Speaker 1: And at seven o'clock, I was knocked out.
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  Speaker 2: That was it.
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  Speaker 6: Good.
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  Speaker 2: Woke up the next morning. My sister took me to
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  Speaker 2: the airport. And here I am. So he missed the date.
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  Speaker 2: Got the date wrong. That sucks.
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  Speaker 1: And I want to find out, when was the last
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  Speaker 1: time or have you ever gotten the date wrong? I
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  Speaker 1: think one time here, I went to a place on
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  Speaker 1: the wrong date. And I didn't talk about it on
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  Speaker 1: the air. And it wasn't something I had committed to.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because that's the worst. But yeah, I went there. It
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  Speaker 1: was supposed to be a Saturday. And it was, again,
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  Speaker 1: was a Friday. And I rolled up in there. And
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  Speaker 1: no one there knew what was going on. So the
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  Speaker 1: people on Friday just assumed I didn't show up.
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  Speaker 2: Got it.
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  Speaker 1: But nobody was. I just sat there like, well, damn.
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  Speaker 1: But I was dressed up. That's the worst thing about it, man.
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  Speaker 1: You're prepared.
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  Speaker 2: Right. All that cool water, cologne, everything. Ready to go. No,
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  Speaker 2: I think I have some of my dad's old juke.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What'd you know about juke?
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  Speaker 4: Nothing besides what you guys mentioned.
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  Speaker 2: Is it pink? Yeah, ish. Put it on right, you
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  Speaker 2: would know. If I had it on right now, you'd
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  Speaker 2: be like, oh yeah, you'd know.
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 4: Does it smell bad?
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  Speaker 8: No!
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  Speaker 2: It's strong. It's supposed to last all day. You ever
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  Speaker 2: get the day wrong or anything? No, not really. It
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  Speaker 2: can't be being a parent.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, a couple of things I've done wrong with the twins.
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  Speaker 8: Shown up at the field when we didn't have a
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  Speaker 8: game or missed a practice because I didn't understand the
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  Speaker 8: new schedule.
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  Speaker 4: I got it mixed up with Leonardo and Sienna.
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  Speaker 2: And the worst thing is not missing a practice. It's
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  Speaker 2: explaining it to them.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, absolutely.
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  Speaker 4: And they'd be like, where is everybody? Oh, wait, we
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  Speaker 4: showed up and it wasn't.
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  Speaker 2: Did you tell them the truth or did you?
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  Speaker 4: No, I usually tell them the truth.
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  Speaker 5: I usually tell them the truth.
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  Speaker 2: Coach quit. League folded. They got no money.
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  Speaker 8: No, because right now they are really big at repeating.
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  Speaker 8: So if I lied to them, they would repeat the lie.
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  Speaker 4: And then it would just be a bigger mess than
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  Speaker 4: what it should be.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can see that. B, how about you?
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  Speaker 10: We were really excited because we'd never gone before to Gasparilla.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: And so we got our friends together. We got a
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  Speaker 10: bunch of alcohol and we got a bunch of stuff
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  Speaker 10: to carry it in so you could walk the streets
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  Speaker 10: with it and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: We got over to Tampa. We were so excited.
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  Speaker 10: Now we did duck into a strip mall stripper club
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  Speaker 10: first and hung out for a little bit. Had a
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  Speaker 10: few drinks like, all right, it's Gasparilla time.
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  Speaker 2: Let's do this. We were a week early. Which was?
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  Speaker 2: Kids Gasparilla.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, dang.
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  Speaker 10: So we rolled up straight out of the strip mall
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  Speaker 10: stripper club smelling like liquor at Kids Gasparilla.
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  Speaker 2: Where the party at? A bunch of damn kids. And
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  Speaker 2: someone told us, Gasparilla is next week.
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  Speaker 10: This week is kids Gasparilla.
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  Speaker 2: I remember him talking about that. I remember that. So
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  Speaker 2: we went back to the strip mall stripper club.
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  Speaker 4: Did you go back to following me again? Or you're like, nah,
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  Speaker 4: too much money.
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  Speaker 2: No, didn't do it. So I still never been to Gasparilla.
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  Speaker 8: Me neither.
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  Speaker 2: I just got hammered in with the kids Gasparilla. My bad.
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  Speaker 2: That is the worst. But you know what? You made
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  Speaker 2: the best of the situation. Sure did. I couldn't. Went
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  Speaker 2: to a strip club next to a Boost Mobile store.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, great.
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  Speaker 2: Those were the best ones. It was bad. Well, I
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  Speaker 2: did see. That's where I have one of the best
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  Speaker 2: stories ever in my life.
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  Speaker 10: I saw a stripper quit during her three song rotation.
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  Speaker 2: I saw the circle of life of a stripper.
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  Speaker 5: Why'd she quit?
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  Speaker 10: Apparently, she had a little altercation with her cut of
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  Speaker 10: the money with the bartender, so she got into a
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  Speaker 10: little altercation with.
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  Speaker 2: Him, quit mid-song. Wow.
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  Speaker 10: But then, an OG stripper from a sister club actually
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  Speaker 10: stepped up and finished her three-song set, but she was
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  Speaker 10: wearing some really big L.A. gear high tops, and she
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  Speaker 10: couldn't get her jeans down over the.
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  Speaker 2: High tops, so she just waddled around.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 10: With her acid-washed jeans at her ankles.
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  Speaker 2: See, that alone would have made it worth the trip.
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  Speaker 2: It was. It was.
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  Speaker 10: I mean, I didn't get to see Gasparilla because I
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  Speaker 10: crashed kids' Gasparilla drunk, but I did get to see
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  Speaker 10: the circle of life of a stripper.
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  Speaker 2: And who gets to see that live in real time? Nobody.
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  Speaker 1: Very few people. He's not lying because I remember him
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  Speaker 1: telling me that story. Jaylen, you ever get the date wrong?
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  Speaker 1: You're probably on point all the time.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I actually am.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, we got another Brian Grimes. Hey, even the best
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  Speaker 2: of us go to kids' Gasparilla drunk sometimes.
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  Speaker 5: No, see, I'm very type A, so I get paranoid
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  Speaker 5: with dates.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: So I put everything in my calendar.
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  Speaker 2: Do you really?
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  Speaker 5: I put like five alarms, make sure I don't miss
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  Speaker 5: a date.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. I used to do that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. I make sure to write it down.
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  Speaker 1: I need to start doing that because I've been forgetting
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  Speaker 1: more than I normally do these days.
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  Speaker 2: That's because Ray told you earlier you're 97 years old.
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  Speaker 2: I listen to the podcast.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my.
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  Speaker 2: And she looked at me like. Wow, you carry it well.
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, stop it.
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  Speaker 8: I didn't think you were damn near 90.
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  Speaker 1: Right now I'm celebrating my 75-year high school reunion.
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  Speaker 5: I heard it wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. All right.
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  Speaker 1: I want to find out when did you get the
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  Speaker 1: date wrong. All right. We had plans. You were going
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  Speaker 1: to get out there and have a good time. It
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  Speaker 1: did not happen. For one of you, we'll hook you
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  Speaker 1: up with two tickets. Teddy Swim is coming to the
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  Speaker 1: Kia Center coming up October 22nd. That's a couple weeks away.
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  Speaker 1: If you'd like to go, 407-919-1067, 877-919-1067, XL Mobile, 41067.
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  Speaker 1: Live stream, social media, want to hear from you. You
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  Speaker 1: tell us. You got the date wrong. You tell us
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  Speaker 1: the story, and one of you is going to see
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  Speaker 1: Teddy Swim.
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  Speaker 2: 407-919-1067, 877-919-1067.
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  Speaker 1: Let's talk about it on Johnny's House. Orlando's number one
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  Speaker 1: hit music station, XL 1067. It is Johnny's house. Expect
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  Speaker 1: to be beautiful today. 87, high 66 right now, and
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  Speaker 1: a lot of sunshine. When did you get the date wrong?
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  Speaker 1: You're going to head out and do something. Date was wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Got a pair of tickets, two tickets to see Teddy Swim,
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  Speaker 1: Kia Center, coming up on October 22nd. Let's go to Delanne.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Desiree.
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  Speaker 6: Good morning, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: How you doing, Desiree?
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  Speaker 6: I'm doing good in this traffic.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, man. You're sitting in traffic, huh?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, hopefully we can get you through it. Just hang
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  Speaker 2: out with us. We'll get you there. We'll get you there.
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  Speaker 9: For sure.
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  Speaker 2: For sure. All right. When did you get the date wrong? Okay.
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  Speaker 6: So, you know, they do the hundred days at school
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  Speaker 6: and you dress your kids up as little old ladies.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: So I dressed my daughter up in a robe and
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  Speaker 6: her hair in the, like.
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  Speaker 2: The rolls, the, No, you didn't, Desiree.
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  Speaker 6: And I sent her to school, and it was the
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  Speaker 6: wrong day.
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  Speaker 2: Mama, you got to come get me. Yeah. I'm not staying.
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  Speaker 6: So, talking about the come get me. So, it's my daughter, Sissy. So,
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  Speaker 6: on Labor Day, I was running. Like, I had to
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  Speaker 6: go to work extremely early. So, I was like, Sissy,
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  Speaker 6: you're just going to have to, like, sit over there
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  Speaker 6: by the office until the gate opens because I got
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  Speaker 6: to go to work. I can't be late. And the
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  Speaker 6: school called me and said, you got to pick her
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  Speaker 6: up because there's no school today. So not once but
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  Speaker 6: twice I did it to the poor girl.
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  Speaker 1: I don't feel bad now anymore, Tessa Rae.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: I felt so bad. But yeah, the one I embarrassed
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  Speaker 6: her like crazy. And then when I picked her up
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  Speaker 6: on Labor Day because I messed up, they made me
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  Speaker 6: check her out.
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  Speaker 5: But there was no school.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, it made me get my ID and.
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  Speaker 2: Everything to check it out.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, you just can't go just grab a child. Right,
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  Speaker 10: plus your parents ain't really on point at this point.
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  Speaker 10: I mean, this is twice now.
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  Speaker 2: You ain't lying. You know why they got your information?
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  Speaker 2: They reported you. You got a running case. For all
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  Speaker 2: they know, you're going to grab the wrong kid. That
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  Speaker 2: would be something.
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  Speaker 1: All right, you hold on a second. She want to
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  Speaker 1: know why they checked her ID. Amanda from Longwood.
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  Speaker 2: Hey. All right, when did you get the date wrong? Oh, gosh.
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  Speaker 9: The first five years of my son's life. He was
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  Speaker 9: due June 2nd. Well, because of complications, they scheduled my
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  Speaker 9: induction date.
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  Speaker 2: So I got so excited.
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  Speaker 9: His birthday to me was May 28th.
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  Speaker 7: I told everybody.
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  Speaker 9: I got stuff printed May 28th. He ended up coming
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  Speaker 9: two days before that. And just being out of it,
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  Speaker 9: I filled out his birth certificate wrong.
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  Speaker 6: And my husband.
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  Speaker 9: Caught it and made all the changes and everything. And yeah,
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  Speaker 9: so the first five years of my life, I really
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  Speaker 9: thought his birthday was May 28th because of the whole big.
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  Speaker 2: So you put down. So so you you had you
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  Speaker 2: gave birth before the induction.
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  Speaker 9: Yes he came on the 26th so his birthday is
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  Speaker 9: may 26th.
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  Speaker 1: Oh but you they were supposed to give you the
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  Speaker 1: 28th yep but you have you say why change a
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  Speaker 1: good date.
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  Speaker 9: I already got it on a blanket. I got it
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  Speaker 9: on a bear. I got it on like all his,
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  Speaker 9: like I started printing his birth announcement, waiting for the pictures. No,
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  Speaker 9: I was so programmed. And for the longest time, my
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  Speaker 9: husband still gave me a hard time about it. He's
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  Speaker 9: now 11 and I know his birthday now.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good one. What age did he have to
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  Speaker 1: sit down and say, sweetheart, you got the date wrong?
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  Speaker 9: He just kind of always told me, I filled it
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  Speaker 9: out wrong for the longest time, and my husband just
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  Speaker 9: sort of always catch me. And then now he tells me.
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  Speaker 9: He's like, no, it's the 26th, Mom. It's the 26th.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. That's a good one. I don't feel bad about
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  Speaker 2: missing them.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, you had a lot of things going on.
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  Speaker 8: When you give birth, there's a lot of stuff happening.
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  Speaker 2: And if you pre-printed it, then I ain't paying for
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  Speaker 2: a reprint. Hey, everybody know except you. You don't know.
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  Speaker 2: From Davenport, hey, Alex. Hello. How are you? All right.
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  Speaker 2: What did you get wrong? What's the date?
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  Speaker 6: I forgot when I was giving birth.
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  Speaker 2: You too? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So this was my second kid, and I was supposed
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  Speaker 3: to be induced for the 25th. Thankfully, I had told
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  Speaker 3: my family because they were watching my oldest, and my
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  Speaker 3: mom showed up at the house around like 630 in
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  Speaker 3: the morning going, where's your child?
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  Speaker 9: Cause I was bringing them over to their house.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And I was about two and a half hours late
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  Speaker 3: to my induction with.
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  Speaker 2: Dunkin' Donuts.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to eat before I'm induced, but yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: completely forgot.
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  Speaker 2: To, uh, I thought you were supposed to eat before you're,
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  Speaker 2: you're induced.
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  Speaker 6: I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: I know. Wow. My bad.
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  Speaker 9: No, you aren't supposed to eat, but I was eating.
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  Speaker 2: Look, You do what you want. I just thought. I've
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  Speaker 2: never given birth. I don't know. I didn't know you
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  Speaker 2: were supposed to eat donuts.
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  Speaker 9: No, you're not.
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  Speaker 2: Supposed to eat.
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  Speaker 3: I came in with bagels and donuts, and I was
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  Speaker 3: two hours late, but I brought donuts for the nurses.
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  Speaker 5: It was fine. That's good. That's fine.
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  Speaker 2: I'm getting the impression that when you're pregnant, you just
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  Speaker 2: do what you want. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, basically.
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  Speaker 4: Well, at that point, at the end, you literally will
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  Speaker 4: do whatever.
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  Speaker 2: You don't care.
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  Speaker 5: Whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just do this. Make life what it is. All right.
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  Speaker 2: You hold on a second. B, what's over there, man?
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  Speaker 10: Someone said they got the date wrong when they went
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  Speaker 10: to work one day.
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  Speaker 2: It was a three-day weekend. They got in the car.
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  Speaker 2: They went to work. It was a Monday. There was
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  Speaker 2: no work.
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  Speaker 10: Then someone said they were starting a new job, and
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  Speaker 10: they showed up the day before they were supposed to
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  Speaker 10: actually start.
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  Speaker 2: But I think that looks good. Yeah, I do, too.
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  Speaker 2: I do, too.
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  Speaker 1: The worst thing for us is when they do the
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  Speaker 1: time change. And if you take a nap longer than
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  Speaker 1: you're supposed to, And you look outside and it's five,
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  Speaker 1: but it's dark and you're freaking out.
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  Speaker 2: I've done that. You're freaking out. You're like, I'm late
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  Speaker 2: for work. Let me, wait a minute.
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  Speaker 7: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Wait a minute. All right. Uh, Desiree says a hundred days.
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  Speaker 1: You got a kid messed up twice, took his kids
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  Speaker 1: to school on a Labor Day and dressed up for
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  Speaker 1: a hundred days. You got Amanda who got a kid's
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  Speaker 1: birthday wrong a couple of times. And then Alex said,
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  Speaker 1: I know when it's supposed to do it, but I
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  Speaker 1: eat donuts and bagels before I gave birth. That's number three.
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  Speaker 1: On the count of three, hold up some fingers who
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  Speaker 1: you think should win. One, two, three.
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: Desiree, congratulations.
• 13:29
  Speaker 8: Woo-woo!
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  Speaker 6: I'll take 50.
• 13:32
  Speaker 5: There you go.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: For being a forgetful parent, you have won today on
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: Johnny's House. Two tickets to Teddy Swim at the Kia
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: Center coming up on October 22nd.
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: It's the 22nd. Write it down. It's the 22nd.
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  Speaker 6: Thanks, Brian.
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: You can go down to the 23rd if you want to,
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: but he won't be there.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 13:49
  Speaker 6: Thanks, y'all.
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: You hold on. We'll get some information, all right?
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: Number one hit music station is 810 Monday, 87 is high,
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  Speaker 1: 66 still, and sunny today.
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: So, Brian, there's a video. Did you see the video? No,
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: I just saw it. I read the story. Okay, what happened?
• 14:03
  Speaker 10: A woman had to fight off a sea lion. I
• 14:06
  Speaker 10: didn't know they attacked like that. I didn't either, but
• 14:08
  Speaker 10: I'd never gotten close enough to one.
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: Man, same here. Except, you know, throwing a bitch out
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: at SeaWorld. Yeah, so they said she had to fight
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: it off. Like, fist fight it.
• 14:16
  Speaker 10: I would be like, stop playing. First of all, it's
• 14:17
  Speaker 10: got flippers, so I feel like I could win, but
• 14:19
  Speaker 10: they got sharp.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: Teeth because they're fish.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: Somebody need to look into that. I think she was
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: messing with the sea lion.
• 14:26
  Speaker 10: I would imagine you had to get closer than you
• 14:29
  Speaker 10: should to the sea lion.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: Or maybe approaching her babies or something. Did she fight
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: it off and it ran away?
• 14:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: All right. So we want to find out when did
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: you have to fight something off? Brian, when did you
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: have to fight? The wild came to you and you
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: had to fight it off. Well, I usually get punked
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: by the wildlife. So raccoons have been punking me for years.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Ever since that one stood up in front of my
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: truck and threw his hands up in the air like, what?
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, you know I can run you over, right?
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: Yep, I've seen that. And then he did the.
• 14:56
  Speaker 10: Little cut sign with his thumb across his neck and
• 14:59
  Speaker 10: ran back in the woods.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, uh-uh. Yeah, you win.
• 15:02
  Speaker 10: Then one time I was getting home from work and
• 15:04
  Speaker 10: something kept tearing up all my flowers. I couldn't figure
• 15:07
  Speaker 10: out what it was at my house. And so I
• 15:08
  Speaker 10: get home from work and I come around the corner
• 15:10
  Speaker 10: and it's a damn armadillo. And he's eating up all
• 15:12
  Speaker 10: my flowers.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: I said, ha! And he looked at me like, what?
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: Aren't they blind?
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I said, ha!
• 15:21
  Speaker 10: And it started running at me. So I stomped at
• 15:26
  Speaker 10: it a couple of times and it didn't stop. So
• 15:28
  Speaker 10: then I ran in the garage and shut the door.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: Like a little bitch.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: That's right. They got rabies. That's right. I think, I
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: I had my oldest and dearest friend, Fred. I would
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: walk him home, and there was woods that connected his
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: neighborhood to mine. Now, to go around would be an
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: extra 45 minutes, but if you cut through, it was
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: a 20. And it was getting dark, and we say
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: goodbye in the middle of the woods. So I'm walking through,
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: and an opossum. Y'all call them possums? We call them opossums.
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: An opossum.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: The opossum came out. It had red eyes. And just
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: like Brown, it.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: Went, ha!
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: And it went.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: And I went.
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: Those things are gross.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: I went, ha!
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Let's just say I took the 45-minute route. I was
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: not messing with that thing.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Uh-uh. Yeah.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: No. I don't know what you're doing. The lady was
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: paddle boarding. Paddle... Okay, there it was. That's when the
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: sea lion rolled up on her. Yeah, she smacked her bonnet. Yep.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Get out of here. Ray, when did you have to
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: have a fight with the wild?
• 16:25
  Speaker 8: Well, you know that raccoon... straight up knocking on.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Our door that was a great storyline it went for like.
• 16:31
  Speaker 8: Months months we had a raccoon that was like terrorizing
• 16:33
  Speaker 8: my family for months and i would be in the
• 16:35
  Speaker 8: garage like working out and daytime daytime just start walking
• 16:39
  Speaker 8: up this raccoon just coming to look at me and
• 16:41
  Speaker 8: he literally would come up on our back porch and
• 16:44
  Speaker 8: like look in our house like the back door he
• 16:47
  Speaker 8: was horrible we tried to like how many trappers did
• 16:49
  Speaker 8: you call And then finally, my friend who works with
• 16:53
  Speaker 8: animals a lot, she trapped it. And then I was like,
• 16:56
  Speaker 8: I need to see this mofo relocated. So I rode
• 16:59
  Speaker 8: with her out past like that jail that's past like
• 17:04
  Speaker 8: East Orlando. And we relocated him out there.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: And then it started calling Ray at night going, I'm
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: going to kill you.
• 17:11
  Speaker 8: But he literally would not leave our house alone.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: If you listen, I mean, Ray would come here. I'm like, Ray,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: you're tripping right now. You know that, right?
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: No, for real. You can tell. Raccoons can't do it.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Then Brian come in and talk about wanting to get
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: him to cutthroat.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: Yes, they throw up gang signs.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Because they have opposable thumbs. Raccoons can shoot guns. They can.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: That's science it's not me Jay Lenny who's hanging out
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: with us today have you ever had to fight off
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: the wild I don't.
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: Know about the wild but I've definitely gotten chased by
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: a dog before.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah oh in my neighborhood that was right of
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: passage yeah yeah we played games with that we would
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: we would put rocks at the dog open the fence
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: and if he got you he got you oh my
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: gosh I wonder.
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: Why see to be fair I did the same thing right.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: We have video games we didn't have all that stuff
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: so we had to make fun so we had animal cruelty.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Hey, it wouldn't have been cruel if he got your butt.
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: He's got to run fast enough.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, he had to run fast enough.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: One time I got my boy in a tree and
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: we laughed.
• 18:08
  Speaker 7: Oh, wow.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: It was the funniest thing. Nah, we wouldn't do that today.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Of course not. We got video games now.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Hey, why go outside? No need to go outside.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: All right, I want to find out from you, when
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: did you have a fight with the wild? Sometimes it happens,
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: you don't mean to. But here's the thing, all these
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: new subdivisions, y'all put houses there. Those animals, that used
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: to be their homes. Now talk about the wild boars
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: in Lake Nona. Y'all didn't try to relocate them. So
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: they got together and they're coming back. So when did
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: you have to have a fight with the wild?
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: 407-919-1067. 877-919-1067.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: The XL mobile is 41067. Live stream, social media. We
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: want to hear from you. You're kind of quiet. You're
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: minding your own business. And you had a fight with
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: the wild. We want to hear your story. Call us
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: on Johnny's house.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Next Monday. 7 on a Monday.
• 18:54
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• 18:57
  Speaker 1: a lot of sunshine. A woman had to fight out,
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: what was it? A sea lion. Sea lion.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: She was out there paddle boarding. I know she hit
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: that thing. I know.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Nobody saw that on the video. So she had to attack.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: And we want to find out when did you have
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: to have an attack where you had to fight back
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: from the wild, from Winter Springs.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Helen. Hey, Helen. Hey, Johnny.
• 19:15
  Speaker 10: Hey, Ray.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Hey, Brian. Welcome back. Thank you. I'm jealous, by the way.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: It was a great time. We all are. Look, I've
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: saved and planned for almost 10 years, man. I hear you.
• 19:26
  Speaker 11: I hear you. Hey, so years ago, I was at
• 19:30
  Speaker 11: my daughter and her boyfriend's apartment complex in the parking lot,
• 19:33
  Speaker 11: and all of a sudden, a raccoon started chasing me.
• 19:36
  Speaker 11: So I didn't even know I had this in me,
• 19:39
  Speaker 11: but I literally jumped on the tailgate of his truck
• 19:43
  Speaker 11: and and flipped over the tailgate into the bed screaming
• 19:47
  Speaker 11: the entire way, and all kinds of people came out.
• 19:50
  Speaker 11: and my daughter's boyfriend came out with a bat and
• 19:52
  Speaker 11: just like scared it away.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: But yeah, now listen, this was years ago.
• 19:56
  Speaker 11: I could never do that today.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Now, my question is this. What did you do to
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: that raccoon?
• 20:03
  Speaker 9: I just existed.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know. You threw a rock at it. You
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: kicked it. You did something.
• 20:09
  Speaker 9: No, I didn't.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: I swear.
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: I got out of my car, and he was there,
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: and I'm like, holy crap.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: I guess I cussed at.
• 20:15
  Speaker 11: Him, maybe.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: I might cuss at him.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you did something that made that raccoon mad.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: All of a sudden, you just pull up, and the
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: raccoon said, you know what? I want to attack right now.
• 20:22
  Speaker 8: Until Johnny's been attacked by a raccoon, he'll continue to
• 20:26
  Speaker 8: say that.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he don't know. You need to know what it's
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: like to be with a raccoon. I forgot all three
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: of y'all are victims.
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: I was just going to say that.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're all victims of raccoon attacks. You can't understand
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: until you've been marked by the raccoon gang. Exactly. I
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: had to move.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: I'm just kidding.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Is that why you moved, Ray?
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: That's why I got divorced.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Ray gave up her entire life.
• 20:45
  Speaker 10: Because the raccoon wouldn't leave her alone.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you. All right. Helen, I believe you. Thank
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: you for sharing that. She's on the raccoon protection program.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Ray was so frustrated during that time. I wanted to laugh,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: but you weren't laughing. That was a couple days. You
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: came in here like, yo, for real.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Every day. For real. From Winter Garden, Regina.
• 21:04
  Speaker 7: Good morning, everyone.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Good morning, Johnny's house. Good morning to you, Regina. When
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: did you have to fight back from the wild?
• 21:11
  Speaker 7: So this was about 10 years ago, so hopefully the
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: statute of limitations has expired. But I was at one
• 21:19
  Speaker 7: of the theme parks with my two toddler children, and
• 21:23
  Speaker 7: We got a funnel cake like everybody does. And we
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: sit down and we're enjoying the funnel cake. I have
• 21:29
  Speaker 7: my daughter on one side, my son on the other.
• 21:31
  Speaker 7: And these ducks start coming around. And then this one
• 21:35
  Speaker 7: duck flies up. His wing hits my son's head. Going
• 21:40
  Speaker 7: for the funnel cake, I punch the duck. I punch it,
• 21:43
  Speaker 7: literally took my fist and punched it. Because I was like, oh,
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: hell no, you ain't going after my kids.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Look, you can't get mad at the duck because he
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: wanted some funnel cake. Somebody offended. Oh, no.
• 21:54
  Speaker 7: Mama bear mode came in. It turned on real quick.
• 21:57
  Speaker 8: I will say the animals that do hang out at
• 22:00
  Speaker 8: the theme parks, they are food greedy.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: There's food everywhere.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Ducks are aggressive, too.
• 22:06
  Speaker 10: My wife had to step in and almost punch a
• 22:09
  Speaker 10: bird at one of the theme parks because it was
• 22:10
  Speaker 10: going after my son's cheeseburger. See?
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: When I first moved here many, many, many years ago,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I'm tired of being romantic, Johnny. And I go on
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: a little date on the beach.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Stop by Subway. And I saw a little bird. And
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: I said, hey, little bird. You want some Subway?
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's where you messed up.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Worst mistake. Hundreds of them. Yeah. They came from nowhere.
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: And this guy goes, shouldn't have done that. And they
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: don't leave.
• 22:36
  Speaker 8: No.
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: Once you start, you can't stop eating them.
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: Oh, no, no.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Hey, I left. Day one. Victory bird. Because I had
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: no idea. I'll never do that again.
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: Ray.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Ray.
• 22:45
  Speaker 8: Um, let's see here. Somebody said the squirrels at UCF
• 22:49
  Speaker 8: are no joke.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Are they really? Have you heard this before?
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: No.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: I wonder if that's like a known thing, though.
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're no joke. They just come up to you.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they will come up to you.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: So you can tell that they're used to being fed.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're definitely humanized, I would say.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Wow. I didn't hear that. That's a new one.
• 23:06
  Speaker 8: Somebody said there was a pot-bellied pig trying to chase
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: me through the fence to get my ankles.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: It was ramming the gate.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: If you can't outrun a pot-bellied pig, chances are he
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: should have bit your ankles.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Where are you where a pot-bellied pig is roaming free?
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: She sure wasn't a boar? She could have been a
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: wild boar. Oh, yeah, probably a boar. Was she in
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: a petting zoo? Where are we? I think it was
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: a boar. Brian. Let's see. XL Mobile powered by Attorney
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• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Just call Attorney Dan Newland. Someone said their sister was
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: chased by a horse. I've heard that. Because they thought
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: it was getting too close to the baby horse.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Uh, let's see. Someone got chased by a pit bull. Yeah.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Dogs in general, man. Yeah. You never really know what
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: the dogs.
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: I don't mess around with that kind of stuff, man.