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Laughs Unlimited _ Week 6 _ Comedian Ken Garr · Mic Drop Comedy

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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the good to know getting to know you
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  Speaker 1: podcast laughs unlimited edition, Sacramento. We are here today with
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  Speaker 1: Ken Gar.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Jenny.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, how you doing? Good.
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  Speaker 2: How are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: I was just jealous of your beautiful background there. All
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  Speaker 1: credit to your wife.
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  Speaker 2: All credit to my wife. I looked around my house
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  Speaker 2: the other day. I'm like, I don't think I picked
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  Speaker 2: out anything in this whole house.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, how was it in your like bachelor pad?
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  Speaker 1: Was it all white walls and serial killer vibes?
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  Speaker 2: I had a lot of cardboard boxes. So like, Anything
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  Speaker 2: that the furniture came in, I just threw away the
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  Speaker 2: furniture and just kept the cardboard boxes themselves. A lot of,
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  Speaker 2: not even new Ikea, just like hand-me-down Ikea stuff. So
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  Speaker 2: I'm the youngest in my family. So it was just
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  Speaker 2: anything I could get. A lot of stuff off the street.
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  Speaker 2: I took a lot of homeless furniture in.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, very hodgepodge style.
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  Speaker 2: Especially when I moved to LA, I was like, well,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to be rich and famous in like two years.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't want to buy like all new stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm just going to like, And then 10 years later,
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  Speaker 2: you're like, well, I should go get some furniture now.
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  Speaker 1: So not rich and famous in two years is what.
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  Speaker 2: You're trying to say?
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  Speaker 1: No, no.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently this takes a little bit longer sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: Most times, I'm going to say most times. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want you to feel left out here because Lord knows
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  Speaker 1: comics are not, comedy is not a get rich quick
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  Speaker 1: scheme by any means. No.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's, it's definitely a marathon or what's that? The triathlon.
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  Speaker 2: It's a triathlon. It's like three different long sports in
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  Speaker 2: a row. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, what are the three different sports? Let's see. Open mics.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: For years of not being paid. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Open mic. And then, uh, MC slash feature. And then, uh,
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  Speaker 2: a headliner, um, you know, a headliner moving his way up,
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  Speaker 2: I guess, you know? Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then you get into, then you get into corporate
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  Speaker 1: and cruises and some real money then. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And now you're rich and famous.
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  Speaker 2: Now. I mean, you know, there's not a single person
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  Speaker 2: on a carnival cruise that doesn't know who I am.
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  Speaker 2: Doing well.
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  Speaker 1: Is carnival the only cruise line that you do?
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  Speaker 2: No, I actually I started off on Carnival and then
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  Speaker 2: I moved over to now I'm doing Royal in Norwegian.
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  Speaker 1: So so now you're fancy moving up in the world,
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  Speaker 1: moving up. So now are you are you a comic
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  Speaker 1: that hates cruises or you like them or I middle
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  Speaker 1: of the road?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, middle of the road.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: So so I love the fact that I can travel
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  Speaker 2: all over the world, Alaska, Europe, you know, the Caribbean
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  Speaker 2: all over. I've been all over the place. Um, but
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  Speaker 2: you know, I'm also kind of newly married. Jen and
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  Speaker 2: I have only been together for five years. And so
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  Speaker 2: now I'm gone for like seven or eight days at
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  Speaker 2: a time. So it's kind of, kind of got a
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  Speaker 2: trade off, you know, and.
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  Speaker 1: Then, you know, that's why you've, you know, that's why
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  Speaker 1: you've remained married for five years.
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  Speaker 2: A thousand percent. Yeah. No, I get that. Every four
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  Speaker 2: or five days. She's like, when's your next cruise? When
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  Speaker 2: do you leave again? Do you need to ride to
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  Speaker 2: the airport? Can I get you out of here?
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  Speaker 1: Uh, Do I need to book something for you?
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  Speaker 2: She's like, I have more painting and designing to do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's why spouses a lot of times
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  Speaker 1: become agents. They're like, I don't feel like you're working enough.
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  Speaker 1: Let me get you some more work. I'll help you.
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  Speaker 1: I'll send some emails out for you. Let me get
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  Speaker 1: at that. Yeah. I didn't sign up for this day-to-day
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  Speaker 1: marriage thing.
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  Speaker 2: I thought she was passionate about my career. It turns
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  Speaker 2: out she just wants me to leave.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no. Yeah. She's passionate about you leaving. I decided
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  Speaker 1: that I mean, I don't have any plans to get
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  Speaker 1: married again. I was married very young and I got
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  Speaker 1: I got in and out very quickly. It was perfect.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'd learned my lesson and sent him on
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  Speaker 1: his way.
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  Speaker 2: That's it.
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  Speaker 1: But if I did, it would have to be I
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  Speaker 1: was I always said like a pilot or a firefighter,
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  Speaker 1: you know, where it's a week on week off kind
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  Speaker 1: of thing.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that that's the best situation.
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  Speaker 2: My dad was a firefighter and I'm convinced that that's
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  Speaker 2: what saved their marriage was that he had a 24
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  Speaker 2: hour shift and then he was off for 48. And
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  Speaker 2: those off days, he was an electrician on the side.
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  Speaker 2: So my dad was like gone 70, 80 hours a week.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't until he retired that they started having problems.
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  Speaker 1: So she's like, what are you doing here? Don't you
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  Speaker 1: have somewhere to be?
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  Speaker 2: Why am I waking up to you every day?
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  Speaker 1: I did not sign up for this. Ken, what movie
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  Speaker 1: did we all go see? I was just trying to
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  Speaker 1: think of that. It was so long ago. And I
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  Speaker 1: was late to the movie and you were trying to
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  Speaker 1: catch me up on what was happening. Was it Mad Max? Yes.
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  Speaker 2: So you and I have gone to a couple movies.
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  Speaker 2: But the first one was the Mad Max with Charlize Theron. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And it was really funny because you were so sweet.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't even super late, but I was late. And
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  Speaker 1: then you were like trying to catch me up. And
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I think, I think I got it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't, I don't think the plot is that thick.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. The world is still ended. and um they're still
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  Speaker 2: out of water and need gasoline that's pretty much the
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  Speaker 2: premise of every mad max movie so right.
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  Speaker 1: And they scream a lot as they drive across the
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  Speaker 1: desert like ah you gotta have the energy like that's
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  Speaker 1: how they fueled the vehicles or something.
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  Speaker 2: You would think with food and and water being so
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  Speaker 2: scarce that they wouldn't want to exert that energy but
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  Speaker 2: yeah no it was a it was a high octane
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  Speaker 2: time i'm gonna.
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  Speaker 1: Have to remember that you know it when food and
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  Speaker 1: water are scarce i gotta i lay like lay low
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  Speaker 1: like a sloth and just be like yeah i'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to preserve.
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  Speaker 2: Here oh i'll be in a cave for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Dead or alive i don't know the way you.
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  Speaker 2: Said that either or i always said if there was
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  Speaker 2: a zombie apocalypse that i'm definitely running toward the zombies
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  Speaker 2: like i'm going to be an early i'm going to
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  Speaker 2: be like one of the first zombies because i'm like
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  Speaker 2: i'm not going to go like a week without a
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  Speaker 2: hot shower i'm like.
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  Speaker 1: Why prolong this i know right when people are like
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  Speaker 1: You know, the world's coming to an end and we
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  Speaker 1: have to. I'm like, what if the world is going
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  Speaker 1: to come to an end? I'm not a survivor. I
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  Speaker 1: know I have my groceries delivered to my house. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I can't hunt and gather. What do you get? Eat grass.
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  Speaker 2: If there's you know, if there's like an invasion or
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  Speaker 2: I've always said this to like if there's like a
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  Speaker 2: nuclear like bomb coming like right on my house, put
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  Speaker 2: it right on top of me. Let me go first, please.
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  Speaker 1: Be quick. Be quick. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I, I mean, I already lost my hair.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? It's not, I'm not going
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  Speaker 2: to lose more.
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  Speaker 1: Um, I, you act like you've done that recently. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: you've been bald as long as I've known you. No.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay. Cool. Cool. Cool.
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  Speaker 2: I committed early. I see what happened was I kept
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  Speaker 2: letting it go shorter and shorter. And then one day
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  Speaker 2: I used too short of a setting. And then I,
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  Speaker 2: and then I just like went, I went for it.
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  Speaker 2: Cause every bald man is, like it's a process because you're,
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  Speaker 2: you don't know what you're going to look like bald.
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  Speaker 2: Cause there's certain guys that do not look good or
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  Speaker 2: better bald. Right. And so it's kind of a scary
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  Speaker 2: thing and you try to hang on for it. But then,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I look at like my wedding photos from
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  Speaker 2: my first wedding and just a creep. I mean, just
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  Speaker 2: could not hang out at a baseball park. You know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean? Just not.
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  Speaker 1: And these were bald or not bald.
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  Speaker 2: Like semi bald. I was losing my hair, but hanging onto.
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  Speaker 1: It, you know, I need to see at least one
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  Speaker 1: of these pictures.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'll bring, I'll sign one for you. That's the
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  Speaker 2: one you can hang up if you want.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Yes. I can't wait. Okay. I'm excited now. I'll,
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  Speaker 1: I'll show you mine, but I pretty much look the same.
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  Speaker 2: My original headshot had, I still had like hair and
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  Speaker 2: it's like, I can't imagine.
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  Speaker 1: That's so funny. I can't imagine you with hair just
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  Speaker 1: cause I've never known you with hair. So it looks
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  Speaker 1: very normal to me. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then the beard, the beard's only a few years
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  Speaker 2: old and, uh, my wife said that if I lost
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  Speaker 2: the beard that I would lose her. And so this
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  Speaker 2: was pretty much the only reason that she started dating
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  Speaker 2: me is because I had a beard.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, well, yeah. Okay. That's perfect. Well keep her because
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  Speaker 1: she makes your house look nice. You'd be back to
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  Speaker 1: cardboard and I don't know, ramen for dinner.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much. The hot pot was my friend.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was going to say, could you even heat
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  Speaker 1: up water? I don't know. I don't want to oversell
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  Speaker 1: your abilities.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a typical guy. I can cook like four things
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  Speaker 2: and that's it. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: What are the four things now I need to know?
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  Speaker 2: Well, basically anything that you can grill, obviously chicken and steak.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I make a decent meatloaf.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And then I can make a couple of different like
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  Speaker 2: pasta dishes, but very basic pasta dishes.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And that's pretty much it.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Well, I mean, that's enough to, to live
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  Speaker 1: on though.
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  Speaker 2: I can eat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I can, I can fend for myself.
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  Speaker 1: Definitely no vegetables anywhere in sight but no no no
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  Speaker 1: no covered me oh yeah yeah yeah yeah you get
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  Speaker 1: gout immediately from is it is it is it gout
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  Speaker 1: that you get when there's too much or something what's
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  Speaker 1: the one where.
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  Speaker 2: You don't get a lot of fruit what's the one
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  Speaker 2: you don't eat fruit oh well i don't eat fruit anyways. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I'll have scurvy.
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  Speaker 1: I don't eat. I don't like fruit. I'm not a
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  Speaker 1: fruit person. Okay. No, like any fruits. People think it's weird,
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  Speaker 1: but I just am like, I just don't like fruit.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a thing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a good apple and peanut butter guy.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, you put peanut butter on it and
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  Speaker 1: that changes things. It becomes a lot less fruit.
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  Speaker 2: I have this theory that some foods are just like
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  Speaker 2: delivery systems. Like pancakes are syrup delivery systems.
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  Speaker 1: That makes sense. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Right. And then the, the, the apple is just a
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  Speaker 2: peanut butter delivery system because I'm not interested in the apple.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just trying to find a healthier way to have
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  Speaker 2: some peanut butter.
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  Speaker 1: Instead of just dipping your fingers in the jar and go.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. But I, I, I had pancakes the other
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  Speaker 2: day and I'm like, I just kept dousing it with
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  Speaker 2: syrup and I'm like, this really isn't about the pancake.
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  Speaker 2: This is mostly about the syrup. Ketchup is another thing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I could, I could liver, you know, I
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  Speaker 2: can do without French fries, but it's the, it's I'm
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  Speaker 2: delivering the ketchup to my, my, my gullet with.
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  Speaker 1: It's just not socially acceptable to have a shot glass
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  Speaker 1: of maple syrup or ketchup. I get that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's I do in the privacy of my own home.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know what you do in your home is
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  Speaker 1: what you do in your home. I'm terrified, but it's fine.
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  Speaker 1: At least you do it in a nice looking home now,
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  Speaker 1: not in your silly serial killer bachelor pad.
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  Speaker 2: No. Yeah. I had that basement apartment. That was the like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I had a basement apartment. I had a cardboard box
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  Speaker 2: with the TV on top of it. And then I
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  Speaker 2: think I had like, um, pallets, like, like actual wood
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  Speaker 2: pallets is like my center coffee.
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  Speaker 1: Table, but not in the creative, uh, No TV way
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  Speaker 1: that pallets are used now.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no. This was, this was absolutely intentional
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  Speaker 2: and there was no thought put in it at all.
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  Speaker 2: I think I found most of the stuff just next
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  Speaker 2: or near the dumpster. And I was just like, all right, well,
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  Speaker 2: this is my, this is my couch now, you know?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. That's just, it's just creative. That's awesome. Well,
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  Speaker 1: how do you feel about trivia? Are you a big
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  Speaker 1: trivia buff?
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  Speaker 2: I used to be pretty good at it. And, and
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  Speaker 2: then I don't know, I haven't kept up with it.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a lot of things, but yeah, I'm pretty
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  Speaker 2: good with trivia.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Well, we have 10 trivia questions here. We're
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  Speaker 1: going to, we're going to bring them. I mean, it's
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  Speaker 1: not a win or lose cause I'm not playing against you. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: We do have a scoreboard.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. If we don't like any of the questions, we
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  Speaker 1: blame Carlos.
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  Speaker 2: He's for sure.
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  Speaker 1: It's his fault.
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  Speaker 2: We should name this trivia game Blame Carlos.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I blame Carlos for good and bad things.
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  Speaker 1: So I blame Carlos for the stage at Laughs Unlimited
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  Speaker 1: being moved. Oh, it was.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was in the corner, was it not?
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  Speaker 1: Yep. Yep. And that was Carlos's fault. But it turned
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  Speaker 1: out to be a good thing. So see, sometimes you
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  Speaker 1: get blamed for good things. All right. All right. Question
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  Speaker 1: number one. Where is the Liberty Bell located?
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  Speaker 2: That's in Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. One for one so far. Question number two. Saving
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  Speaker 1: Private Ryan lost the Best Picture Oscar to what movie? Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: Saving Private Ryan. Oh, I don't know. I think I'm
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  Speaker 2: just going to guess Crash, maybe.
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  Speaker 1: Shakespeare in Love. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: You know, they make a Shakespeare like once every 10
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  Speaker 2: years and it gets all these awards and nobody ever
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  Speaker 2: sees it.
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  Speaker 1: No, they're always so weird.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see him in that?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Is it out now? Yes. Nobody saw it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. It was funny because I was almost like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I kind of want to see it, but it wasn't
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  Speaker 1: like a priority.
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  Speaker 2: It's every Shakespeare movie ever. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And now I have to wait till it streams, I guess.
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  Speaker 1: And then I'll probably forget to watch it then too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Or fall asleep.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I fall asleep in a lot. It's like
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  Speaker 1: when you go, go, go all the time, once you
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  Speaker 1: sit down, I turn something on with every intention to
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  Speaker 1: watch it. I probably have to watch it like three
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  Speaker 1: times before I get through it.
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  Speaker 2: My wife and I were out and about and I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: can we stop at home real quick? And she's like,
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  Speaker 2: absolutely not. Because once we're home, she's like, that's it.
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  Speaker 2: She goes, as soon as I step foot, the comfy
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  Speaker 2: clothes come on. And I go, it's only a minute.
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  Speaker 2: I just have to change my jeans. Like, no, we're going.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, OK. She said, you know what? You're
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  Speaker 1: going to walk around in your shitty jeans.
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  Speaker 2: That's it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care about your health problems. We're going.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, you're already married. Who do you have to impress?
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  Speaker 1: I love that. Now, why did you have to, did
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  Speaker 1: you have a hole or something in your jeans or.
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  Speaker 2: You just went to the gym? And then after that,
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  Speaker 2: we're going to go to like a St. Patrick's day thing.
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  Speaker 2: And Oh, by the way, this is all for St.
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  Speaker 2: Patrick's day. I planned this.
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  Speaker 1: I planned. Oh yeah, of course. Of course.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah. And then we, I, she, she wanted to
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  Speaker 2: go to a bar and I'm like, well, I'm wearing
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  Speaker 2: my workout stuff. I don't want to let, you know,
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  Speaker 2: and like, let's just change real quick. She's like, if
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  Speaker 2: we go home, we're not going to go anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, all right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So you were out there with your muscle T and yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure your gym clothes were probably fine.
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  Speaker 2: Just intimidating everybody. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. All right. Question number three. Who was
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  Speaker 1: the first comedian to sell out Madison Square Garden?
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  Speaker 2: Andrew Dice Clay.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Yes. Hey, killing the game already. All right. Name an
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: NFL team. He's being very nice because you only have
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: to name one. That hasn't won a Super Bowl.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, Jacksonville Jaguars. Yep.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: There are so many on here. He should have. Can
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: you name three?
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, Miami Dolphins. And not listed. Oh, really?
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Have the Dolphins won a Super Bowl? Carlos, they did. Good.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: All right. Who's your third team? Miami went with Don Shula. Oh, yeah,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: you're right.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: I always thought because Dan Marino didn't win one that
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: I always figured that they didn't win one.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: You're like, Dan Marino's the only reason there was a team. Yeah.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: I don't think the Chargers have won one, but I
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: could be wrong as well.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah. Nope, you're right. Los Angeles Chargers. Also, The
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Detroit Lions, the Buffalo Bills, the Minnesota Vikings, the Cincinnati Bengals,
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: the Atlanta Falcons, the Carolina Panthers, the Cleveland Browns, the
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Houston Texans, the Arizona Cardinals, and the Tennessee Titans.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Right. I was like, are there any teams left? Yeah, seriously.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: I could have just picked any. I had a 50%
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: chance of getting that right.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: Pretty much. Who knew? That's why I was like, only one?
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Should have named three. All right. Well. Who knew? All right.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Here's a little historical question. Well, history named the two
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: countries that were involved in the Louisiana purchase.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't that be the United States and France?
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Yep. Yes, it would.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Yes. I know. Now we know who to take to trivia.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Your guy.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: All right. Number six. What does Rico stand for in
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: the Rico act?
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. So Rico is racketeering. Oh, racketeering something
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: criminal organization. It is racketeering... I don't know what the
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: I stands for. Racketeering....
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: I can't tell. What is the I?
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Influenced.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, I would have never got that.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Okay. That's right. You got criminals wrong, too. It's racketeer-influenced
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: and corrupt organizations.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: I got the racketeering. I got the racket right.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: You got the racket and the organizations right. You got
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: half right.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: I get two out of four. I get half a
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: point on that one, but okay.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Okay. Well, you know, and then we're going to round down.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: So you can't, you don't have to have them all.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: It's okay.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: That's all right.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Who is the current host of wheel of fortune?
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, uh, I'm picturing his face right now. He does.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: America's got talent and his name. He does. Oh, he
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: does everything. Oh, my gosh. I'm drawing a blank. I
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: know I'm I'm picturing his face right now.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, my.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: How embarrassing. Because I wanted that job. That is the
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: only job I wanted was to host Wheel of Fortune.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Can you think of a better, like more or more
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: protected job? I mean, Pat Sajak did it for like 50.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Vanna White's still there. Yeah, she's still there.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: How old is Vanna White?
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: I don't think she ages.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: I don't watch wheel of fortune. I mean, not on purpose.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: I've seen it and I know what it is, but
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that she was still there. Now I
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: need to know how old is Vanna White.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, she's got to be in her. She's got to
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: be 70s. So probably she's 69.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. 69.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I cannot think of this dude's name, but I
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: know exactly who it is. I cannot think of his name.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Ryan Idol. What's his name?
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Ryan. Oh, Ryan.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: I was going to say Gosling, Ryan.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Seacrest Seacrest.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. That's going to bother me for a while.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: I was like, I immediately pictured because the guy works,
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: he's got like a radio show, American idol wheel of Fort.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't think he sleeps.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: He's just a professional host everywhere.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: But I did. I, that was my dream job was
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: wheel of fortune because you have job security forever.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't like a lot of change there. No.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Who was it? It was somebody else before Ryan, wasn't it? Oh, no,
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking Price is Right, and that's Drew Carey.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. I was like, yeah, I was on the
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Price is Right. It was cool.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Were you? Did you win?
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: No, Jen won. So during COVID, Jen and I started
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: doing game shows. So she won the Price is Right,
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: and I lost. And then I won Let's Make a Deal,
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: and she lost. So we're like one and one right now.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: What did you win?
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: So Jen won a boat, a trip to Maui, and
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: two Nintendo Switches. And I won a trip to Norway.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Okay. So you guys, like, you won one.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all of our vacations have been basically won on
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: game shows.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: And do you still have the boat?
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: No, we sold the boat and got this house.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: This is how we, like.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: That's nice payment for the house with the boat. Cause
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: like who's who owns a boat in Los Angeles? That's like, right.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's what I was going to say. You have
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: to be like near water to really appreciate that. I guess.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: You're like, Oh, well go on the weekends and then
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: never happen. It's like having a timeshare.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: You pay all the fees and then never use it.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: All right. A question. Number eight, what state, which state
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: was the first to secede the United States to, to
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: form the Confederacy?
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: That was. It was. I think South Carolina.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: I am so impressed by it.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: It was December 21st, 1861 is my mom's birthday.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: She was born in 1861. She was. People will be
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: sad to hear you say that. Okay. Name the song
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Eric Clapton wrote for his son that passed away.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Tears in Heaven.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: What a heartbreaker. Yeah.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Roll up left in question there for a comedy podcast.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks. And, you know, immediately I started like, you
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: hear the song in your head.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Okay. And now that we're all sad. All right. This
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: is the final question. Final Jeopardy style. But here you
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: are back on a game show. You ready? Do you
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: want to wager any of your points?
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: I will wager all six of them. Go for broke.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Go for broke. All right. Ready? Who was the first
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Latino NFL head coach and QB to win two Super Bowls?
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Is this the same person?
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: No. Okay.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Okay. Head coach and.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, I think the quarterback was Jeff Garcia. And the
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: coach was Ron Rivera.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Carlos, are they together on the same team, same Super Bowls?
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the same Super Bowls, same team.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: So Latino head coach and quarterback.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Latino head coach and quarterback.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: And they won two Super Bowls.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Latino headquarters. They won two Super Bowls together. Man, alive.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: I don't think I know this one.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: And that's why we call this game Blame Carlos.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: And it's definitely Blame Carlos because the team is the Raiders. Okay. Okay.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Tom Flores and Jim Plunkett.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Jim Plunkett was Hispanic?
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Carlos?
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Yes, Jim Plunkett is Hispanic.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: He's half Mexican and then I think his mom's Irish
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: or something like that.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, I think.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: That is literally the worst trivia question ever. That means
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: that he could drink.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: And that's why we call it blame carlos yeah i.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Think lame carlos was right.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: We need to we need to change the title card
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: now carlos.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Yes my favorite hispanic jim plunkett i.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Know when i when i read the answer i was
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: like i'm like i don't know who that is but
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: he does not sound latino maybe dad got me yeah
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: there you go well Zero points for you.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a loser. I get it.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: You were doing so well until I was.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: I felt great.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Other than that Ryan Seacrest one.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that really that really bothered me.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I won't ever bring it up again.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Please don't.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Just kidding. I'll make sure to mention it when you
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: come to Laughs Unlimited.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm on my way. Yeah, I know.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: March is it 2728? Yeah, March 2728. It's going to
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: be so fun. uh four shows yeah uh i don't
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: know are there any movies gonna be out then i haven't.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: You know what i i'm one of those guys just
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: hasn't gone to movies a lot lately you know well.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: There was a time there that there wasn't a lot
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: of movies like.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Out no they were pretty the whole marvel thing the
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: last movie you and i saw together i think was
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: the mario brothers movie oh yeah But I think there's
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: that Christopher Nolan Odyssey movie coming out. I don't know
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: when that's coming out, though. I think it's the summer.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: And then Steven Spielberg has another alien movie coming out.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: That dude loves aliens.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Well, he probably is an alien.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: He's just trying to give us clues on how to
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: deal with it. And he's really showing himself. He's like, here.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Here's how you talk to them. Here's what you don't
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: do to them. Yeah.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I gave you all the insight you needed.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: I gave you the robot attention. We started.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: It was E.T. Spielberg, too.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: It's like all those James Cameron movies about A.I. and
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: all the warnings you get about A.I. And now they're like, yeah,
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: we're going to do that. And I'm like, movies.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: No, no, we don't learn anything. We just watch it
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: for entertainment. Not like, well, we probably should be careful here.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, actually, the sad thing is, is AI probably
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: wouldn't know the answer to that football question, and I
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: did not, so.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: AI is probably how he got the answer to that
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: football question.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: I bet it was.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Thanks, Carlos. Although it was from Carlos, so he pronounced it, ay-yi-yi-yi!
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Jesus. Oy vey. What's your favorite Spielberg movie?
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I love....
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: I do love Saving Private Ryan.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: And then the Holocaust one, Schindler's List.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: The Holocaust one.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: The one where all the people die.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I really like that one.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Schindler's List is great. But I like
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: all of them. My wife teases me because I'm a
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: huge Tom Cruise fan. And so War of the Worlds
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: is another one. It's one of my favorites.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: How did you feel about the second Top Gun the sequel.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: I liked it it was fine it wasn't like.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: I was really happy that it was good like I
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: thought that they were going to screw the pooch so
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: bad on that movie I thought it was going to
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: be I was like they're going to ruin everything and
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: they actually I want to say did it well yeah
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: they stayed true to it and they you know.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: That scene with Val Kilmer was awesome.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes. There were so many pluses in that
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: movie that because I was really I was really ready
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: to be upset about that. I was like, wait a minute.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: This is my childhood. You cannot ruin my show. I mean,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: I know many times now. Why not?
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: But now there's a Spaceballs sequel coming out, too.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: And thankfully, Mel Brooks is still like, you know, attached
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: in writing it. But yeah, I was a little worried about,
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: you know, some of these some of these movies don't
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: need sequels, you know.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Right. A lot of them don't. And you say, why
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: don't we just come up with new ideas? But I
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: guess that's easier said than done. Yeah. Especially in this
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: day and age. But you can still come to comedy
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: and see originals.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: We don't have sequels in comedy, so come on out.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Laughs Unlimited. March 27th and 28th to see this guy,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Ken Gar.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: I'll be there.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, thank you so much for your time and
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: we'll see you in a couple weeks.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Jenny, it's great to see you always. I'm looking forward
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: to coming to the shows. I hope we're going to
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Fill it up and have a great time in Sacramento.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.