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The Woody Show April 10th 2026 Podcast HIGHLIGHT · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show and into another new hour insensitivity training
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  Speaker 1: for a politically correct world here on a Friday. Who yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: you know all right, Woodie, Greg, Great, Menace, Hi, Gina Gren,
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  Speaker 1: we got Sea Mass, We've got Sammy Morgan is here.
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  Speaker 1: Phones be open eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, texts
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  Speaker 1: be flowing into two two nine eighty seven. Just tell
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  Speaker 1: us who you are, and then where around town you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the Woodies Show. Any kind of weekend plans
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  Speaker 1: you got going on, you know, or what you want
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  Speaker 1: to have? Shout of that when we get to your
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  Speaker 1: check in, hit us up. Yeah, we got somebody. Hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: Chris here transplant listening on the iHeartRadio app in the
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  Speaker 1: Bay Area.
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  Speaker 2: Nice saw Chris.
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  Speaker 1: We used to do the show. In fact, this show
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  Speaker 1: was really born in the day.
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  Speaker 2: It really was.
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  Speaker 1: That's where he met Greg, I met Menace. You know,
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  Speaker 1: these people who have been a part of the show
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  Speaker 1: for a long time. So thank you for checking in.
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  Speaker 1: I get over to to nine eight seven. All right,
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  Speaker 1: So we got some Friday fail stories ready to go.
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  Speaker 1: I hope everybody's ready to perform at a very high level. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, here we go Friday Fails all right, ladies
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is time for your
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  Speaker 1: Friday Figures stories. All the people of God. You had
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  Speaker 1: the perfect plan, the plan that could never go wrong.
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  Speaker 1: We've been somewhere along the line. It went from being
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  Speaker 1: a great idea to one big, sticky kid, mega uber ultra.
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  Speaker 1: Right as I belted it out again, there was like
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  Speaker 1: a loogie that like the position. Damn it, that was
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  Speaker 1: very disapportant, delicious. The setup was so good I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: bring it home. Sorry, guys, that was my bad. That
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  Speaker 1: was my bad. Hey, shout out to uh my sister
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  Speaker 1: and my niece and nephews. I found out when I
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  Speaker 1: was visiting that they live, my niece and nephews for
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  Speaker 1: the failed stories. Oh sweet. In fact, it gets them
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  Speaker 1: out of the house quick on Fridays because they know
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  Speaker 1: what time they're coming up and they don't want to
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  Speaker 1: miss it. Okay, Yeah, so shout out to them. He
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  Speaker 1: uh starting here a sixty one year old guy in England.
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  Speaker 1: He found a new spiritual release on life, and uh
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  Speaker 1: he was getting baptized, you know, to make his new
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  Speaker 1: life changing moment of fishing. The baptism took place right
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  Speaker 1: there at his house in a kiddie pool live streamed
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  Speaker 1: on Facebook as you do, or had this pastor come
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  Speaker 1: down to help with it. Well, at some point the
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  Speaker 1: pastor screwed up because the guy drowned in that kiddie
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  Speaker 1: pool while he was being baptized. Paramedics were there, but
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  Speaker 1: the guy was already dead. Yeah, how long are.
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  Speaker 2: You keeping right? And does he not know how to
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  Speaker 2: sit up?
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  Speaker 1: It's a kiddie pool, right. The pastor, meanwhile, has been
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  Speaker 1: arrested charged with manslaughter. Sales could be a new documentary.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you want to baptized? I thought you want sent
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  Speaker 1: to heaven?
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  Speaker 3: Dude.
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  Speaker 4: I know recently we're talking about people like plugging their
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  Speaker 4: nose before they jump in.
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  Speaker 1: Greg and I judge adults who hold their nose before
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  Speaker 1: jumping in the pool or going down a water side
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  Speaker 1: or something like.
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  Speaker 2: Do it, don't go swimming.
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  Speaker 4: Kind of judge the people that are getting baptized and
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  Speaker 4: they do that and they plug their nose.
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  Speaker 3: I thought everyone plugged.
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  Speaker 5: That's part of it. Well, because you're dipping like upside down.
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  Speaker 1: But I see people that don't do it. Well, that
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  Speaker 1: one's a little bit different because you're not in charge
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  Speaker 1: of them.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but like when you're it's a little bit goes underwater.
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  Speaker 6: Isn't it just your instinct to blow out through your nose?
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  Speaker 6: I mean we all have the ability to just do that.
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  Speaker 5: I think you do have to be taught that because
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  Speaker 5: little kids, but even do it.
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  Speaker 1: But you don't even have to like blow out very hard,
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  Speaker 1: even just a nice gentle a gentle out do the trick.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Now, do you judge women as harshly as mess.
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  Speaker 1: Of course adults? Okay, the same way. It was the
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  Speaker 1: same way I very harshly judge adults who can't swim.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Like to me that it's not that I judge them,
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  Speaker 6: it's that I question them.
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  Speaker 2: It seems like it would just be a reflex.
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  Speaker 1: Would be like a grown adult not knowing how to
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  Speaker 1: ride a bike. And I'm not talking about you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be Michael Phelps and do the butterfly and laps and
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  Speaker 1: stuff like that. But you're not gonna just like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: to not be able to like in a body of water,
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  Speaker 1: like in a pool. Forget not the open ocean. Guys,
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  Speaker 1: they're going a pool, get yourself to the edge of
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  Speaker 1: the pool. Or the people who are so parent like
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  Speaker 1: not even they don't I'm not kidding. I can't swim. Yeah, Like,
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  Speaker 1: come on, like it's four feet of water, you are
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  Speaker 1: five ft.
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  Speaker 2: Ted to do it just seems like it would be
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  Speaker 2: an instinct.
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  Speaker 1: You what you had to go under put your feet down,
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  Speaker 1: and videos where they just.
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  Speaker 5: Toss newborn babies and the way to do it.
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  Speaker 7: It's crazy and.
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  Speaker 1: They instinctly roll on their back. Yeah. In fact, I
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  Speaker 1: was watching this thing about this guy. You know, if
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  Speaker 1: you're out boating, one of the things like because people
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  Speaker 1: think they're just gonna tread water, it just immediately roll
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  Speaker 1: onto your back and it takes very essentially just because
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  Speaker 1: all you need to do forget your ears, it's just
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  Speaker 1: your mouth and your nose that has to stay above
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  Speaker 1: the water.
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  Speaker 2: Put your arms out and you were like you just
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  Speaker 2: float exactly.
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  Speaker 1: The moron's over at CNN accidentally published a video package
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  Speaker 1: titled remembering the Life of Michael J. Fox, and they
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  Speaker 1: had said that he had passed away.
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  Speaker 4: That's how that happened. I did see the rumors online.
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  Speaker 1: In reality, he was very much alive. He was in
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  Speaker 1: Los Angeles doing a guest appearance at a conference panel
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  Speaker 1: and he saw the video himself, and he went on
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  Speaker 1: social media to let everybody know that he was fine.
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  Speaker 1: He had some humor about the situation. He said, quote,
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  Speaker 1: I thought the world was ending, but apparently it's just
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  Speaker 1: me and I'm okay. CNN said the video package was
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  Speaker 1: removed and they have sent their apologies to Michael J.
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  Speaker 1: Fox and his family. I mean, I know they they put.
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  Speaker 5: Those things together just to have them on hand.
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  Speaker 1: I want to know the department, like, do they have
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  Speaker 1: like a meeting and go all right, guys, which celebrities
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  Speaker 1: do you think or which public you know, public peace
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  Speaker 1: do you think are on the verge of death or
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  Speaker 1: just to get something right most likely to die? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: get the editing together at.
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  Speaker 5: The beginning of the year. I think, you know, when
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  Speaker 5: it comes to two people that I want to live forever,
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  Speaker 5: and I'll be really sad if God forbid they leave
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  Speaker 5: us onthing will eventually Dolly Parton and Michael J.
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  Speaker 2: Fox.
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  Speaker 1: Well, those are two people probably sometime. I mean Dolly
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  Speaker 1: Parton sooner than zoon way, sooner than later.
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  Speaker 5: She's seventy nine.
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  Speaker 1: No, with health issues. I'm just saying, with health issues,
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  Speaker 1: like she's already got not confirmed, okay, her package videos
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  Speaker 1: just turning. Yeah, and then Michael J. Fox. And that's
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  Speaker 1: the thing with that Parkinson's man, it's like the way
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  Speaker 1: that people with Parkinson's end up, you know, dying. That's
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  Speaker 1: oh man, because they're falling in there. Yeah, he's just
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  Speaker 1: he's just a perfect It sucks. Let's see here, I'll
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  Speaker 1: give you. I'll give you one of my favorites of
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  Speaker 1: the week. This is a couple who was relaxing at
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  Speaker 1: their house there in Houston. One of them, uh, realized
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  Speaker 1: there was this weird noise coming from the house, and
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  Speaker 1: so they were like, where's that coming from? Did a
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  Speaker 1: quick search of the house, and realize that these noises
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  Speaker 1: were coming from the fireplace, specifically somewhere up in the chimney.
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  Speaker 1: Santa Yeah, one of our favorite stories. They thought it
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  Speaker 1: might have been an animal that got stuck up there,
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  Speaker 1: but when they opened the fluid, they checked it out
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  Speaker 1: and it sounds were actually from a guy speaking in Spanish.
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  Speaker 1: The fire department was called and they had to break
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  Speaker 1: open the wall inside of the house. How pissed would
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  Speaker 1: you be just to get that? I would have been like,
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  Speaker 1: leave him there, We'll just burn him out. Never gonna
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  Speaker 1: look the same, Yeah, we'll just burn him out, Like
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  Speaker 1: you know what he saves on the cremation because the
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  Speaker 1: ashes can then just fall and then we can like
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  Speaker 1: use the dust you know, whatever little dust pan to
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  Speaker 1: scoop him into whatever vessel is his uh his family wants. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's not like the polices get to fix that wall. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just burn him out. According to the cops, he had
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  Speaker 1: hopped the fence, he got onto the roof, he removed
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  Speaker 1: the chimney cap before trying to make his way down
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  Speaker 1: in to rob the house. Why do people think that works?
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  Speaker 1: But when's the last time you heard about that work?
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  Speaker 1: And like, well, you know, well how'd you get in?
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  Speaker 1: They go through the chimney and the.
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  Speaker 6: Flu is very very small. Yeah, the size of the chimney.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they think it's just a big open like rectangle,
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  Speaker 1: like yeah, brick rectangle. It's not. There's a tube yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like like venting. Yeah, it's like Donald U conducting.
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  Speaker 4: I think I got a story like ten years ago
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  Speaker 4: of a woman that she was so obsessed with her
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  Speaker 4: ax and he had like a restraining order against her,
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  Speaker 4: and she like tried to get in through the chimney.
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  Speaker 1: And she got anyway. So this guy, after they freed
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  Speaker 1: him from the chimney. He was putting cuffs and taken
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  Speaker 1: down to fail jazz sails.
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  Speaker 2: I ever heard of break in a window?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just go in the old fashioned you know window,
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  Speaker 1: you know, kick a door in or something is a.
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  Speaker 2: Credit card to open a door easily.
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  Speaker 1: I still would like to know how to pick a lock.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be pretty much.
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  Speaker 1: That's been pretty cool to do. There's you know how
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  Speaker 1: to do it.
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  Speaker 4: I see on Instagram keys ups unlocked things super fast.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're tools. Instagram has a thing for selling tools
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  Speaker 1: for burglars.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen those things pop up? That's the that's
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  Speaker 1: one of them.
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  Speaker 4: There's super small and then they can just they said, oh,
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  Speaker 4: get a lock open in like seconds.
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  Speaker 1: Oh there's another one where you know, if you have
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  Speaker 1: to fob into something. It's his little orange It's called
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  Speaker 1: slipper Flipper. Yeah, a little orange device and you can
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  Speaker 1: just walk up to the thing and just hit this
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  Speaker 1: thing and it just keeps doing all the codes until
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  Speaker 1: it's it just opens the you know, like for our
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  Speaker 1: studio door for yeah, and opens up. And he's selling
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  Speaker 1: this on Instagram.
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  Speaker 5: I don't like that because always lose things.
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  Speaker 1: Now does it work?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know the flipper does for sure, it does.
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  Speaker 4: Really I wonder I keep saying the name.
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  Speaker 1: That's the next commercial we're gonna hear menace on Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: right after the Raising Canes commercial.
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  Speaker 6: Need to break your house, it's menace. Last time I
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  Speaker 6: used a locksmith, I was locked out of my house.
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  Speaker 6: He used like a no Country for old men air
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  Speaker 6: gun thing, put it over the lock and it just
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  Speaker 6: went opened.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if that works.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: I think they might have changed something with some of
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  Speaker 1: the locks so you couldn't do that. Because for a
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  Speaker 1: while people bad guys were taking uh tennis balls, cutting
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  Speaker 1: them in half. Oh yeah, putting over the lock, the
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  Speaker 1: outside of the lock and then pushing on the tennis balls.
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  Speaker 1: That creates that almost like a plunger would for a toilet.
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  Speaker 1: And it was doing the same thing what Greg's talking about.
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  Speaker 2: And one a second.
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  Speaker 1: But then it's like how there was like the was
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  Speaker 1: it key? Is that the USB cables were doing something
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  Speaker 1: like you can you know, compromise things that way. Somebody
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  Speaker 1: was talking about how they went into get one of
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  Speaker 1: like a key made. I think it was menace And
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  Speaker 1: there's all the different options takes forever get keys in
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  Speaker 1: a minute. Those kiosks at the but we're key minute key.
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah, but like there's other you know some of
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  Speaker 1: those and some of those guys are in the parking lots.
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  Speaker 1: They can like recreate your fob for your car. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: how do you do that?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I just bought one for a gate key where
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  Speaker 4: it's just like it clones it really a couple of seconds.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like thirteen. I'm sinking. Like, let's say
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  Speaker 1: I lost I lost a key, but I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: like they can't like it's not like they look up
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  Speaker 1: the code, like you actually still have to have one
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  Speaker 1: of the fobs.
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  Speaker 2: I guess.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, because that's how maybe have replaces like
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  Speaker 5: one thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they have one of MENACE's new clients devices. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well you want, I'm ready, I'm on their website. I'm
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  Speaker 1: ready for my commercial now.
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  Speaker 4: All right, So don't you hate it when you're at
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  Speaker 4: a parking garage and you have to pay for parking?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well how about get Flipper.
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  Speaker 1: Go to flipper dot net right now and get yourself
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  Speaker 1: a device the code Menace men.
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  Speaker 4: Discount not a commercial, but check out flipper dot net.
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  Speaker 1: And if you act right now, we're throwing this thing
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  Speaker 1: that just makes it so you can easily pick any lock. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's just a couple of clicks.
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  Speaker 5: Old school, like go home and like push our dresser against.
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  Speaker 4: The door, like public places and you just want to
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  Speaker 4: turn off TVs for fun.
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  Speaker 1: Flipper, get you a gun?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, oh I got one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. That people that had the guys stuck up stuck
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  Speaker 1: up in the chimney, Yep, I would get them down.
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  Speaker 1: I would. I would have assumed it was a rabbit
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  Speaker 1: raccoon and just out of panic for getting rabies shoot
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  Speaker 1: up coming right for you. Yeah, because you don't, I
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  Speaker 1: can't have a thing coming. Oh that was that was
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  Speaker 1: a person there. I thought it was a rabbit raccoon.
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  Speaker 1: My bad, I'm sorry, guys. Yeah, this is and time
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  Speaker 1: to play today's dumb ass contests. And today's dumb.
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  Speaker 2: Ass contest is.
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  Speaker 1: Do you I do sea best? Please?
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  Speaker 3: Just in the way the game works, everybody, I ask
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  Speaker 3: a drunk person just the easiest questions in the world,
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  Speaker 3: and then you've played the du like h you not
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  Speaker 3: by answering those questions, I'm asking the drunk person idiot.
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  Speaker 3: But you guess whether that drunk person gets some correct
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  Speaker 3: and if you can guess two times out of three
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  Speaker 3: on the drunk person correctly.
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  Speaker 1: You win, all right, and then we have a medicine
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  Speaker 1: Sammy who will give us their guesses. I like to
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  Speaker 1: play along. We all have to play along all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know him either, so don't feel too bad
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  Speaker 1: if you're listening. And most of the time I'm right
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  Speaker 1: there with you, all right? Eight seven seven four Woody,
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  Speaker 1: Let's say hi to Alex. Hey, what's up Alex?
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  Speaker 2: Alex, Hey, good morning, will.
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  Speaker 1: Happy Friday to you? All right, so you're gonna play
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  Speaker 1: the guy Q before we get to the questions that
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  Speaker 1: actually count. Let's get to know just how with it
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  Speaker 1: or not with it? This person is who do we
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  Speaker 1: have here? Sea Bass? This is Andy? Found him out
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  Speaker 1: at a beer festival.
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  Speaker 3: So he's nice and fueled up, all right, and as
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  Speaker 3: andy as you do at beer festivals.
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  Speaker 1: He meets friends just wandering around all right. Here is
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  Speaker 1: Andy Dan?
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  Speaker 3: Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Beer?
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  Speaker 7: How many as hella?
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  Speaker 1: Andre? Like seven seventeen or nineteen? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, sir, is this your friend?
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  Speaker 1: We're brothers right right now? Not right now? Andy?
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  Speaker 7: What are you gonna do after the beer festival? You
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  Speaker 7: named Andy?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Andy?
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  Speaker 2: That toy story. My name is Drew Brother. Oh yeah, brother,
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  Speaker 2: what are you gonna do?
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  Speaker 5: Andy?
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  Speaker 7: Now that you're done with the beer festival?
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna a bitch? Nice?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, I.
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  Speaker 7: Say you really got Drew with that one.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to go home to my wife, who's also
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  Speaker 1: probably a bitch.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I thought they're about to hook up for a minute,
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  Speaker 4: my friends.
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  Speaker 1: That's your name?
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  Speaker 2: All right? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Uh so Alex, that is Andy And you have to
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  Speaker 1: guess whether he's going to get these answers right, yes
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  Speaker 1: or no. You don't have to come up with the
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  Speaker 1: answer yourself, just yes or no? Will Andy know? And
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  Speaker 1: if you can do that, you're gonna be the winner
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  Speaker 1: on the d U y Q Question number one.
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  Speaker 7: Mymes is a nickname for what people?
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  Speaker 2: What is name?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 7: Mamey's is a nickname for what people.
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  Speaker 1: Mimey's, Bony's Limey, Yeah, like Limey's. Thought you only said
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  Speaker 1: lime disease? Uh, why you know? I'm not confident?
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  Speaker 2: You know?
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Wait, I'm surprised. Well, no, I I have I have
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: a guess. I get I'm not confident. My confidence is
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: it's fifty to fifty. Yeah, fifty to fifty al right, medicine,
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Samuel right in, there's down. Do we think that Andy's
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: gonna know this? I'm gonna say no, uh no to Andy.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Does he get to ask his new friend for help lietically?
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: I know lifelines are allowed in the u i Q.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Because that's that's that's by the way.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: That makes my That's the hardest thing in my job
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: is keeping the yelling.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah right right, I'm helping. No, you're not. No, you're
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: not helping. You're rooting there, all right. I will say
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: no for Andy guesses I say triple no, triple no.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know why.
• 16:53
  Speaker 6: I have a little bit of confidence in Sammy, but
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna say triple no. And I bet I can
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: guess what Menace is gonna say. But I'm triple no.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Look over this way, Sammy. No, I'm trying to I'm
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: trying to gauge by body language.
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: Do I look smart right now?
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Put me down for it? Put me down for a
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: triple no, triple no. I think there's going to be
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: at least one if I'm wrong. I think it's gonna
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: be at least another person who guesses the same thing
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: I do. It's yeah, okay, Menace what do you think yes?
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Or no?
• 17:25
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: No, way no, Sammy, all right, what do you think, Alex?
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Do you think Andy gets it?
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say no, all right.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Question number one? Do u i Q is a nickname
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: for what people menace? Is that Irish people? That's my guess?
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: What's your answer Lebanese?
• 17:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, no, I know, but I thought just like maybe
• 17:50
  Speaker 8: for some reason there it sounds similar and kind just
• 17:53
  Speaker 8: a it's a different but it is very mad.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Is super close.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Scottish in that because I said that was my guest Irish,
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: I thought you'd say Australian or something, limey bastard, I
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: don't know, and it sounds like you guys are blimey Limerick.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: You want to say at the same time, Greg one
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: two three.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Brish.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Or smart?
• 18:17
  Speaker 7: Are they called?
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Because of the whole scurvy thing.
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: Right, yeah, because they had to prevent.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: What you guys said was an educated guest.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: It was just wrong. Yeah.
• 18:31
  Speaker 8: The first thing, because I'm thinking, like, so it's like
• 18:35
  Speaker 8: apostrophe s is what we're talking about.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: Limeys.
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: One person would be a limey and that's plural limeies.
• 18:42
  Speaker 8: Okay, So I just I've never heard it before and
• 18:45
  Speaker 8: I completely misinterpreted, even Lebanese. No, I didn't, but but
• 18:49
  Speaker 8: I thought it was like a type of person like
• 18:51
  Speaker 8: that already, right, like how light person?
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: Right like?
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: So here's the thing. You have heard that turn before,
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: guaranteed in your life you've never absorbed it.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: But I have. I've heard of the term. You know,
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: if you're asking applies to would, I would have said, Irish,
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: is it a slur?
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: And if so, how much?
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think they like it,
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: like it's like it's like they used to call it
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: a Marin word. Then I don't know.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: I think it's as much as a slur as calling
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: an American a Yankee. Oh, we don't care who al right,
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: that's not thing?
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, well, uh see question number one for
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: the d uy Q. Alex said that Andy would not
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: get this. Let's see if he gets his first point.
• 19:25
  Speaker 7: Bimey's is a nickname for what people blameis Jarmany. I
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: don't know what do you like about Germany beer? I'm
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: gonna be in october Fest type coming up soon?
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, type very soon right around the corner. Yeah,
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: just almost there, it's coming up soon type s soon
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: soon esque. All right, well, Alex, congratulations, you are on
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: the board. You got your first point here on this
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: round of the d U. I Q alright. Question number two.
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: What is the highest position Grover Cleveland?
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Hell?
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: This?
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: What do you mean position?
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: Okay?
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: You know what in in in whatever field or area
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: of that person's expertise, what is the highest position they
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: were awarded? Okay, whatever, you know, whatever area that that
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: person I think excelled.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right, yes.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, And you can't say, like mom or DADU
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: is like, that's that's really the highest number one job?
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'll say no for Andy, No for Andy.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at Sammy. No. Her face screams nope. In
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: then menace.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a reason given any clues.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, triple Now.
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna do the opposite of no to Andy. I'm
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: confident with that. I'm saying yes to Sammy. And are
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: you high?
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: I know, I don't think we've ever had an easy
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: sniffing glue.
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: I gonna split the difference. No to Andy, Yes to Sammy.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, uh, medicine, Sammy. Do you think that Andy's gonna
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: get this?
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: All right, Alex, what do you say I'm gonna go
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: with no.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Question number two for the d u i Q, what
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: is the highest position Grover Cleveland held menace?
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Was he a president?
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: That's right?
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: President? Sammy president? President? That was my wow? Ye see
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: all right, yeah, I mean that's because that's why I
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: was like, well, what do you mean? It's just because
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: it's I got Well, government would be the industry, I
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: guess in the highest position within the industry. Would you know?
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: The reason government would be president?
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: The reason is this that should be top of mind
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: is because he was for a long time the only
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: president to serve non consecutive terms until recently.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, who is the other one? Trump?
• 21:59
  Speaker 7: Look at them?
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go, pasy, my apologies, sir, that's okay.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: You was the guy that went longer in war? Was
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: he any wheelchair or something? The guy that they he
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: got to be longer than a FDR.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Was elected four times Roosevelt.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy, that is nuts. Yeah. Question number two,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: and remind me of Alex You said you said no,
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: he wouldn't get it right, just double checking.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Question number two d u i Q, what is the
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: highest position Grover Cleveland hell.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Wolver Cleveland shooting guard shooting guard. You've got some help.
• 22:38
  Speaker 7: I usually don't know.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: I didn't help, that's my guy.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: All I'll let us lie shooting guard and what team
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: did he play?
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: That's us. Congratulations, you are a winner here on the
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: d U I Q. Congratulations. Curry replaced him. Yeah, I
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: hang on one second. We'll get all of your information
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: and that's how you do that. Thank you, Alex. Hang
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: on put him on hold, and we have one more question.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: Question number three, do you i Q what Victor Hugo
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: novel has been performers of musicals?
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: It's nineteen eighty five?
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Triple now easy, Well, can I hear it again?
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: What Victor Hugo novel has been performers of musicals?
• 23:23
  Speaker 7: It's nineteen eighty five.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: So yes for Gina, and then no for everybody else,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: including Greg. This is is like how many year and
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: a dozen? This is so easy?
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is, No, this is it is And to me,
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: I say this admittedly this is intentionally an actual sort
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: of sort of hard question, sort.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Of No, no, dude, that's legitimately hard.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: Once you get the answer, you will realize it.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: If it were on Jeopardy, it would be a two
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: hundred dollars question, Yes.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Correct, brilliant jeopardy are that's not like yeah? Door, okay, honey.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Making do play along when it comes? Yeah? All right,
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: I mean I have a slightly I think.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go down on what Victor Hugo novel
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: has been performers of musicals.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: It's nineteen eighty five, Victor Hugo nineteen eighty five. Now,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: I mean it's a clue that the musical right, I
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: have a guest.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: I have a guess.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: There are two possible Now, wait, when they say Victor Hugo,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: is that the person who wrote the music?
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: No novel the novel, but music was based.
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: On Wait, see, bess, what what were.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: You going to say?
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: I'm saying that there is another answer which would be incorrect.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: But you might think of when you thought.
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: Of this person that I don't know.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Well, that's that's a I can for the for the
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: point of the contest, triple no. I think the only
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: person in this room who will get the answer will
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: be Gina. Absolutely obviously.
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: I think I think Greg's going to get it.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: You did, all right?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Uh? Menace and Sammy will start with you.
• 24:56
  Speaker 7: What Victor Hugo novel has been performers of musicals.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: It's nineteen eighty five Menace, Cats, Cats, Sammy Annie Annie
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Greg Gory.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: The opera that was my guest really.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, that's because I remember it was by that
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Andrew Lloyd Webber. Right, he did write all the music.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: That's what that was.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: What it was like to be Andrew Lloyd Webber. But yeah, right,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: it's gotta be gotta be right, yeah, Andrew Lloyd Phantom
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: of the Opera first stage. Oh wow, right around it
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: was eighty six, was first stage. Huh. So you were
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: close in the time, right, because I remember my parents
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: were like obsessed with the soundtrack you get in the car.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they put that.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Oh you did that crap of your steps? I know, yeah,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: see I know the words because like Bombard, that cat
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: was massive in the eighties. So that's all I remember.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Was the guest running show on at the Winter Garden
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Theater in New York City because the TV commercials, because
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: the TV commercial was on all the time during different strokes.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: And I know the name Victor Hugo.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: But what can I say it? Wait, what's the answer?
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: Lame?
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: But here's here's was like from the eighteen hundred that's true,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: it's set. That's why the novel novel.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: Oh, I like he wrote a novel and then it became.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: Here to your answer your earlier question, Gina, And what
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: right just hinted dad hee? People people forget he also
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: wrote the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: I didn't even know what.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Wow. Well then all right, so I'm back into perspective
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: for me, by the way, thirty years at all right?
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Question number three for d U, I.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: Q what Victor Hugo novel has been? Performers of musicals,
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: it's nineteen eighty five.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: The Hamilton's what were.
• 26:39
  Speaker 7: Those old presidents like black?
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: What of them? I guess all right, well that Hamilton's
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: all of them.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: You can't even goof on him forgetting that one wrong,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: because that one's I ain't set a musical terrible. That's true.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: You argue that Hamilton's awful, But like the people, and
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: so I'm not the fell asleep, I'm not the person
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: to ask because I'm not in the musicals. But everybody
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: else who I know who's into theater music, they love it.
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: I will say. When I first heard it was coming
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: out and I heard there was like a hip hop
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: historic I was like, this is the dumbest thing and
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: it's gonna flop and I was wrong.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: Here's why, And you guys both hit on the right
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: right answer there is that theater dorks really think they're
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: clever when they do a cappella and hip hop versions
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: of stuff. And that's why this thing got caught so
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: much wind amongst that worked for dorks and losers who
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: don't have a good sense, it was actually.
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: Interesting all America who didn't even have any.
• 27:25
  Speaker 7: They were hood waked by you people.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: You created a giant pr campaign for this Hamilton garbage.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Again, we should.
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: People who don't even like theater love Hamilton.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Now, do you think maybe some of the popularity are
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: people saying that they like it or what because they're
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: too afraid to say they don't, because of the optics,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: because the correct optics.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: Proud New York crowd got on board with this thing
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: and they wrote it to a wave of hip garbage.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Hip hop without sounding racist, right, or like you're somehow intolerant.
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: That's what they're saying about the new Cats on Broadway.
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: It's supposed to be like a like a gay like
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: rave dance club. Everyone's like, that's.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Great, supposed to the first one that's not gay.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: But like every like the what do they call them,
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: like the ball, like the like voguing balls or whatever.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Like I more when it shows next time.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: You know,