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What is TIME? · STEVE 8

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SPEAKER_01: I'm making carrot juice.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's good.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I I just I was just about to start putting it in the little in the little jammer there, jamming it down, but I I'm gonna uh I'm gonna wait.
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SPEAKER_01: How how are you doing?
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SPEAKER_01: Are you making coffee?
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SPEAKER_01: What are you doing?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm I made well I I I drink something like coffee.
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SPEAKER_01: What does that mean?
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SPEAKER_00: Well it's a super functional coffee alternative that has cacao, masala chai, a word I don't I can't under I couldn't even say lion's mane, rishi, chaga, turmeric, Himalayan salt.
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SPEAKER_00: And why didn't you make me that when I was there?
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SPEAKER_00: That sounds so California.
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SPEAKER_00: Two grams of mushrooms.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm drinking mushrooms.
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SPEAKER_00: It's got a little caffeine.
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SPEAKER_01: Why didn't I get that?
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SPEAKER_01: Why is that not for the uh guests?
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SPEAKER_01: It's only for you.
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SPEAKER_01: I was at my office.
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SPEAKER_01: Uh you're at the office?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm at the in the cave.
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SPEAKER_01: I get it.
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SPEAKER_01: So well, hey man, I want to talk about time.
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SPEAKER_01: Good.
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SPEAKER_01: What about it?
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SPEAKER_01: Well, I think that we should have like a universal time.
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SPEAKER_01: Like I think eight o'clock should be the same all around the world.
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SPEAKER_01: Hmm.
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SPEAKER_01: And we should all be on eight, it should be eight o'clock everywhere.
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SPEAKER_01: Like this time zone situation where on one side of this, you know, river it's one time or one side of the street, you know, or one side of a room.
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SPEAKER_01: Like, I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: And then like some people change their clocks back, and some people, some states don't change their clocks in America.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know what they do in other countries, but I know they have different times, and I just don't understand why we can't all be on the same time.
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SPEAKER_01: Like, don't you think?
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SPEAKER_01: Wouldn't that make sense?
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SPEAKER_00: Well, how would you do that?
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SPEAKER_01: Well, I would change my hours at work instead of opening at 11 and closing at 10, I would open at whatever time that 11 would be and close at whatever time 10 would be.
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SPEAKER_00: Do you mean do you mean in the United States or in the world?
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SPEAKER_00: I think the whole world should be on the same time.
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SPEAKER_00: And then so when does the time switch over?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I haven't figured that part out yet, but um um because you know, are you a flat earther maybe?
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SPEAKER_00: Maybe that's maybe that's how it works.
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SPEAKER_00: For for a flat, I can see like for a flat earther, maybe that that would that could work.
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SPEAKER_01: I think that there's an ant there's a there's always a solution to when you change like you just make a rule about when the time changes after 20 24 hours from when it started, right?
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SPEAKER_01: Well, you know, yes, but we're gonna change clock.
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SPEAKER_01: Go ahead.
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SPEAKER_00: If it's 8 a.m.
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SPEAKER_00: here, right?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: It's 8 p.m.
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SPEAKER_00: somewhere else.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but the whole a.m.
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SPEAKER_01: and p.m thing doesn't really matter, right?
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SPEAKER_01: Because it can be it could be it could be midnight right now, as I'm as I'm having my breakfast, and that doesn't matter.
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SPEAKER_01: That's you just get used to eating breakfast at midnight, like or whatever.
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SPEAKER_01: You it's not midnight.
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SPEAKER_01: Maybe we change the name of that.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, maybe we yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: So it's not past meridian, or you don't even care about meridians.
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SPEAKER_00: Maybe you just come up with a time thing that's like one through ten.
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SPEAKER_00: What time is it?
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SPEAKER_00: It's two.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, I I'm all for simplifying, especially this idea of time, time zones and stuff.
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SPEAKER_01: I just think we can do better now in this day and age.
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SPEAKER_01: I think we could come up with something better.
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SPEAKER_01: And I just thought I'd tell you because you might have more ability to fix that than me.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: I probably do.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: What what do you have inspirational for me today?
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SPEAKER_01: That's my inspirational thought.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, that's not inspirational, that's more of a just a like cosmic logistical.
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SPEAKER_01: Logistical?
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SPEAKER_00: That's a cosmic question.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, yes.
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SPEAKER_00: Here's here's something that I, you know, my friend he got, he was like, You guys aren't talking about anything, you don't have any chemistry.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know if we will ever have chemistry, but uh I think he stopped listening, by the way.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think he's probably stopped.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: Um well he's working on a movie.
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SPEAKER_00: He's he's he's a busy, he's a busy Oscar winner.
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SPEAKER_00: Um and so here's what I was thinking as far as because I am absolutely suffering from mild cognitive um impairment.
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SPEAKER_00: I even forget the name for sure.
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SPEAKER_00: Guaranteed.
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SPEAKER_00: And so I thought, okay, this could be maybe something that scientists follow over years.
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SPEAKER_00: Like you you can listen to my voice and listen to the words I say and or don't say or can't talk, you know, like like what Bruce Willis was had.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: You know, he had frontal temporal dis something.
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SPEAKER_00: Um frontal temporal mmm something, where he started losing words like I just did.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Like this can be a study.
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SPEAKER_00: Like l oh, you know, maybe somewhere in the future, 100 years from now, they'll say, Yes, we listened to SSAD8 over years and we followed his mental decline?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Um over time.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, here's proof.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, you know, so maybe maybe here's proof.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we're documenting this is like can be a document for science.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: You know, and what would but then what would and then they would probably document how I like improved over time and you declined?
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SPEAKER_01: Maybe.
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SPEAKER_01: And I could just improve and use bigger words, zeitgeist, uh, environment.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, I can think of a lot of big words.
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SPEAKER_00: I love how you put that environment.
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SPEAKER_00: I love how you put that environment.
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SPEAKER_00: Nobody puts the N in, but you environment.
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SPEAKER_00: How do you say, how do you say L-I-S-T-E-N?
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SPEAKER_01: Listen.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh well.
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SPEAKER_00: So yeah, so this will be this this is more of a science experiment that we are we are um you know engaged in.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, see, I I couldn't come up with that word either.
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SPEAKER_00: See, it's it's all starting.
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SPEAKER_00: It's all starting.
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SPEAKER_00: What do you gotta do today?
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SPEAKER_00: I just have work.
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SPEAKER_00: I've got work today.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm working on it.
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SPEAKER_01: But what does work mean?
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SPEAKER_01: Like editing things?
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SPEAKER_01: Yes, editing things, just moving pictures around, watching movies, and then moving one picture over here and one picture over there.
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SPEAKER_00: Yes, I'm editing.
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SPEAKER_00: What are you doing?
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SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm making carrot juice, and then I'm gonna work in the garden.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, and then uh I'm gonna um make some tiles.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna go to my studio and make some tiles.
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SPEAKER_01: Those are my those are my plans, those are my plans anyway.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, all right.
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SPEAKER_01: Uh you've been really good about um getting eight minutes every time.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, we're gonna try it again, so we're gonna wrap it up.
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SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
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SPEAKER_00: All right.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh I hope that my mild cognitive decline.