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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy - What the Heck is Happening in Sports? · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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It's a Monday and the rollercoaster ride
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has begun.
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Cowboy bring the heat.
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Crossfit, boobies, music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
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you part of the fam.
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It's lunch time.
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What's going on, everybody?
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I just had my hand on my desk.
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Ow.
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That is starting the show with a bang.
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I'm trying not to because the whole thing
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with like, you know,
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don't drop any F-bombs within the first
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six, eight minutes or whatnot.
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I'm trying to be better about that.
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And then you bang your hand off your
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desk.
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Quickly, too.
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Like it was flying through.
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Yeah.
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I'm good, though.
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I'm good.
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I'm not screaming about it.
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I'm fine.
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Hi, everybody.
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Started out all pretty well.
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Good night.
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Well,
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I have some bad news for Daniel Arnson.
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Oh?
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Vicky ain't here today.
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So... At least not yet.
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Maybe she will be later.
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You can plead and request that she pull
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up your comments all you want.
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Guess what?
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She ain't here to do it.
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I'm in charge.
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Sorry, not sorry.
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Just letting you know.
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Just saying, dog.
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Just saying.
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Gosh darn it.
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It is.
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That's what you should have said when you
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banged your hand.
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Sort of.
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Actually, no.
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It was an F-bomb.
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It was one big one,
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and I'm trying not to yell it out
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because...
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Trying to be good about that kind of
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stuff.
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And it's difficult sometimes because I
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have a horrible potty mouth.
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Ninety nine percent of the time.
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So.
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I'm working on being better.
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Yeah.
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It's about growth, Scott.
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It is about growth.
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One percent.
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I, uh.
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I was telling Corey before I hopped on,
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I talked about it briefly last night.
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I went to my family reunion.
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Is that better?
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Did I say that better?
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Yes,
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so much better than the family reunion I
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went to.
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I went to my family reunion,
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got sat with a guy that may have
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been racist,
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may have had political views that he
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wanted to express.
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And the worst part of the conversation was
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he talked with his mouth full.
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So the entire conversation,
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because I'm sitting across the picnic
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table from him,
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was ducking the shrapnel as he was talking
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to me.
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You know,
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the guy that puts like a half a
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jar of relish on his burger and then
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talks to you and you're ducking pickles
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the whole.
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He's like,
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we could have this conversation,
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but I'd much rather do it without you
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spitting at me.
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So could you please finish your food first
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and then we'll discuss whatever you want
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to do after that?
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That'd be fantastic.
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Yeah, but yeah,
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his whole conversation started off with,
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hey, you live in Columbus?
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I hear you're having trouble with the
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Muslims.
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I like how it's like,
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I heard you're having trouble with the
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Muslims.
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Like as in, as if Scott,
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first of all,
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leaves his house for more than twenty,
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thirty minutes at a time and then goes,
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I heard you specifically were having
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trouble with the Muslims.
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Whatever that is supposed to mean.
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What kind of trouble are we having?
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I can't tell you a time when I
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did have trouble with Muslims.
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No,
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I don't know any to have trouble with
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Muslims.
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I work with a bunch.
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I have never, ever had a trouble.
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I had problems with Muslims.
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No.
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The couple that I've met in my time,
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days, travels,
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whatever you want to call it,
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had been really nice people who had been
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down to do the same stuff that everybody
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else is doing.
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Just want to work.
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Just want to support their life.
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Just want to move on with their business.
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It's ridiculous.
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Columbus has to be like one of the
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most diverse communities in the country.
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and and that that's one thing i'm so
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glad that my daughter got raised in like
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she went to school with all ethnicities
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all races it all and so like i'm
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just glad she had that experience yeah
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because i did not grow up that way
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neither did i i grew up in a
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very lily white community where if you saw
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a black person it was shocking
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but i'm so glad she got a different
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experience than me um i did not attend
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school with a black person got taught by
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several but like i didn't have a black
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person classmate until i got to high
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school yeah i think it was middle school
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for me yeah well and i was right
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i was the only black person in my
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neighborhood
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She's not wrong.
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It's just the circumstance of where I was
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born.
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Not like I was actively avoiding or
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whatever.
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It's just a thing.
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Lito, member for fourteen months.
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Appreciate you, Lito.
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So pumped that she's been a member for
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that long.
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She's one of my favorite people in the
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world.
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Even Penn State fans live in Columbus.
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You are correct.
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Someone has to represent the good guys
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here.
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As it turns out.
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Yeah.
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So speaking of college football,
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have you seen the latest news?
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I'm sure it's all over the LSU internets.
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Not just the LSU,
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just the random college sports things that
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I follow as well.
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It's all over that.
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Let's talk about it first.
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Let me explain the situation.
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For the first time ever,
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there is the potential that an NFL player
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is going to go back to college because
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that is more lucrative than staying in the
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NFL.
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Yeah.
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So his name is Daquan Wright.
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He was an undrafted free agent signing of
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the Cleveland Browns.
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Yeah.
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He was the tight end for Lane Kiffin
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at Ole Miss last year.
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Signs with the Browns.
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Gets waived this morning.
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If he clears waivers,
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he is under no contract with the NFL.
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And he is eligible due to a weird...
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court system ruling to be able to go
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back to college.
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And Lane Kiffin has already been in talks
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with him to come to LSU and be
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their starting tight end.
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He's not going to start.
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He's not going to start over trade is
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green,
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but
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And here's the thing, right?
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Because Lane Kiffin on a lot of different
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places is getting dragged, right?
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Just people just, you know,
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between him and Will Wade.
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I saw somebody this morning that hopes
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that LSU loses every game that they play,
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both college football and basketball.
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Like people are that upset about it.
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Here's the thing.
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He didn't make the rules.
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He's the first one that got apparently
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noticed for it because he did try to
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get the kid to come to school here
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and finish out his senior year.
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He went undrafted,
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got picked up by the Browns instead.
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Okay, cool, whatever.
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Anybody could be doing this.
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Kurt Cignetti.
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Anybody else could be having stuff.
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Once the floodgates open,
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you know they're all going to do it.
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And it's only going to be good for,
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I think, what, one more year after this?
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Because it's like from twenty twenty two
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to what I saw and get up.
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There is a loophole that if some say
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someone
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leave school early after three years and
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they decide they want to go.
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And then, um,
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it doesn't go as well as they thought
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in the NFL,
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like wherever they could choose to go
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back.
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Like we're only talking probably this year
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of like undrafted free agents.
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Right.
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But it could leak into draft picks.
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You could represent as soon as NIL
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started, uh,
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As soon as that became a thing and
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we started paying players out front
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instead of paying them under the table,
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this is where we were headed.
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We don't have to pay them under the
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table anymore.
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You can just bring it out in the
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light.
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Coach Ogeron said it best.
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We used to bring the money in the
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back door.
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Now we just bring it in the front.
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That's the only difference.
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But because it's happening,
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you can just call it what it is.
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It's college football,
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which I absolutely love.
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You can call it what it is now.
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It has been for quite some time.
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It is a semi-professional,
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like the league below the NFL.
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But here is the wild concept.
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he is going to make more money in
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college than he could make in the pro
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NFL.
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And that's a wild concept because right
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now there is no governance in college
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football as to how much you spend.
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The NFL has a salary cap.
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College football does not.
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No.
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LSU has the TAF,
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which is the Tiger Athletic Fund,
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which is privately funded.
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There are no state funds that go into
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that whatsoever.
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You know who went to LSU?
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The guy who owns Raisin Cane's.
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I wish – Julie, listen to me.
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I wish Vicky was here so she could
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look it up and see.
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But I can guarantee you he has a
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lot of money.
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Listen, Mark Cuban went to Indiana.
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Exactly.
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He won the national championship.
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Indiana.
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Because that man said, hey,
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I want my alma mater to kick some
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ass in college football.
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Yeah.
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It's unreal.
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And like you said,
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the fact that there's no kind of
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regulation on it.
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Yeah,
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I know you're on the practice squad for
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the Browns right now,
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but would you like to come back to
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LSU and play one year and possibly win
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a national championship and get some NIL
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money?
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Yeah.
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And make ten times what you would in
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the NFL?
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Yeah.
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I don't blame Daquan one bit.
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If I'm Daquan,
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I'd jump at the chance to do that.
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Not at all, dude.
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Not at all.
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College football,
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as a competitor to the NFL,
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has a better shot than the WFP against
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the CrossFit Games.
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By far.
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It's wild.
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It is wild.
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And here's the thing.
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College football will not admit that these
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players are employees.
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No, I love that part.
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And because they won't admit that they are
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employees,
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there are no guardrails to this.
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Correct.
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The players can't unionize.
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They can't fight for protections and
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fairness or anything like that.
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Nope.
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And they can also make millions of
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dollars.
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And they also, they just,
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the whole thing's insane.
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whole thing's insane because you said like
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there's no guardrails they can write
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whatever checks they want whatever they
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just gotta go look and see what's in
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the athletic fund okay cool can we afford
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to pay this cool kid yeah all right
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give him whatever he wants
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I'm sure we're going to talk about this
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way more on EA Sports tomorrow night.
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But it's just a wild,
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wild concept that I had to bring up.
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That's fantastic.
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Cows and CrossFit makes a great point.
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Make more money,
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definitely win a national championship.
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Not likely at LSU.
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We will see how it goes, my brother.
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we will see how it goes i love
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the shit talking oh yeah it's starting up
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we're a couple weeks away from like all
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the all the stuff happening and kicking
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off i cannot wait dude i am so
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pumped for sure uh do they even have
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to take classes anymore uh they have to
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take a class they have to be enrolled
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in classes
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have to be enrolled in school if they
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want to play in a bowl game or
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at like the playoffs they better pass the
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classes here's the fun part the other fun
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part my son started back at lsu today
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today like he's going to class probably
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right now as a matter of fact so
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like whatever is happening with this needs
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to happen right now because enrollment
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yeah that's already a thing
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like all the rules and regulations that
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they got in place and all that typical
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drop ads about what two weeks uh and
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drop an ad yeah usually about two weeks
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so you can add a class within the
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first two weeks generally or you couldn't
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drop a class in the first two weeks
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yeah i don't think people even take
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classes for stan i think they show up
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for some of them and
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Maybe they do some stuff.
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Maybe they don't.
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It really depends on,
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I would say the ones that know that
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they are actual student athletes probably
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go to class.
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But the guys that got their eyes on
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the NFL and been,
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I don't want to say promised it,
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but been told all their life.
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Let's be real.
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There's classes in college that you don't
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have to really attend to pass.
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Underwater basket weaving.
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That's the one that's always been used,
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but you know damn well there's like
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history of TV or like goofy shit now
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that we... Yeah.
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I mean, when I was in college,
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the choices were stupid at times if you
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wanted to fill your curriculum.
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And those are like those, what,
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optional...
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Thanks.
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Electives.
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Electives.
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Yeah.
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I took weightlifting our second semester
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at Nichols because I needed an easy A,
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and I knew I could just go show
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them lift weights.
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Oh, okay, cool.
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I took bowling one semester.
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Outstanding.
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Kicked some ass.
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I took speech,
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actually took speech too because I had
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speech as a freshman in high school and
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I was eligible for it.
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So it's like literally show up,
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write something down,
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stand up in front of class.
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Like it's all subjective, right?
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So as long as you're not completely just
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hammering over your words,
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I don't know if y'all know this or
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not,
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but I like to talk and I'm pretty
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good at doing it in front of people.
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Like that was another easy A. I just,
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I had to,
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the worst part about that class is that
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it was eight o'clock in the morning and
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I had to show up for it.
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Daniel Arnson made a great point.
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Penn State was in a good position this
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year, but we lost all the drug money.
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So now I'm not sure we can pay
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as much to the players.
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It turns out that we were really relying
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on that cocaine money.
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Damn it, Pablo.
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Pablo Pledgeskabar.
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Pledgeskabar.
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Fergie last night,
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if you didn't see last night's show,
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was taking a chance with his ice cream
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that had expired in March.
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I thought he said February.
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Ice cream update, I survived the purge.
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FYI, Rebel ice cream does not melt.
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So the stuff that he's got is like,
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It's basically protein ice cream type
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stuff.
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Whatever the other brand,
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I can't think of his name.
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They recommend that when you take it out
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of the freezer,
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you set it on your countertop and you
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leave it there for fifteen,
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twenty minutes so that you can actually
17:07
eat it because it's so solid when it's
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frozen,
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like you'll bend a spoon trying to get
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it in there.
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a little top trying to think of.
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Yeah.
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Uh, Meredith asks, uh, ice cream expires.
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Jamie contended last night that it doesn't
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expire.
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It just gets freezer burnt.
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And if you just chip that freezer burn
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off the outside, you're good to go.
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Right.
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I don't think, uh,
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If anybody says, does ice cream expire?
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That says a lot more about their ice
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cream habits than most people do because
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they'd never actually gotten to that point
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to figure out that ice cream expires.
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Never once has ice cream in my freezer
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made it to the expiration date.
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No, no.
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I didn't even realize that there was an
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expiration date on there.
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And even if there was ice cream in
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my house, usually if I buy it,
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it'll be a pint of Halo Top or
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whatever, and it'll last about two days.
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Yeah, I don't even buy it anymore.
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Like for me,
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that is my biggest dessert crutch that I,
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and that's why like Sundays are drive up
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to a neighboring town and get my medium
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soft serve cone.
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And that's my treat.
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And I don't bring it into my house
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because it ain't gonna last forever.
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No, I'm telling you, dude,
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like a pint of Halo Top literally will
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last me the day I bring it home,
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I'll eat half of it,
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and the next day I'll eat the other
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half of it.
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And sometimes the whole pint won't make it
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tonight.
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Like I have been known to crush a
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pint of Halo Top that night.
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Won't be hard to do.
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So I got to call up my nephew.
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He used to live with us here.
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He went to college in Columbus,
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and he got a job here in Columbus,
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and so we let him live with us
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until he could get on his feet.
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he had a bad day he would we
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have a thing called the united dairy
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farmers it's like a little filling station
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type thing where in convenience store but
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they the co-lab of the dairy farmers makes
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the product for the store so it is
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like homemade ice cream
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He'd stop there, get two pints.
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If he had a bad day,
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he would come home,
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put them in the microwave for like thirty
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seconds.
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So it melted just enough.
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And he would go up to the bedroom,
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shut the door,
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and we wouldn't see him the rest of
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the night.
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See y'all tomorrow.
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See y'all tomorrow.
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That's fantastic.
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Um, uh, Jody's craving a root beer float,
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any kind of float Coke float.
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I've never been a float guy when I
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was a kid.
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Like that wasn't, that was a cool thing,
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but I I'm just thinking like how much
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sugar.
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If somebody opens a regular Coke anywhere
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in my general vicinity, I can smell it.
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I can smell the sugar in it immediately.
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I cannot imagine a glass of it with
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a scoop or two ice cream just floating
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in it.
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That would probably just send me directly
20:12
into a diabetic coma at that point because
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that's just a lot of sugar that I'm
20:16
not used to.
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I tried Tillamook ice cream yesterday at
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my mom's house.
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It was very good.
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The only thing I know about Tillamook is
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cheese and their cheese is exceptional.
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It should be.
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I've seen what they put,
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what they charge for it.
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Yeah.
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They have an aged white cheddar.
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It's a bomb.
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I mean, if you,
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if you that proud of it and that,
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you know, it runs you that much,
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you should probably charge.
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You probably going to charge whatever the
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hell you're going to charge for it.
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So I get that point.
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Um,
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I had an Arizona iced tea for the
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first time in years yesterday.
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Could only handle four sips.
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Still on my dollar, a dollar,
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was it dollar nine, dollar nine?
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I think the cans of Arizona tea are
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only nine, nine cents.
21:05
And, uh, it should be.
21:07
Yeah.
21:07
I used the Arizona, uh,
21:09
it was like green tea,
21:12
something or another.
21:13
God, that stuff was so good, dude.
21:16
It's probably terrible for you.
21:18
uh david johnston just uh had tillamook
21:20
cheese about ten minutes ago that's
21:23
unsurprising mr johnson's pretty bougie i
21:27
don't know if y'all know that or not
21:30
he lives there he lives in augusta you
21:34
understand with it yeah all right sorry
21:37
david i'm throwing your business out there
21:38
in the world but he lives on the
21:41
golf course he doesn't live on the golf
21:42
course that's not true i just made that
21:44
he's not far from it
21:48
He just sneaks into the pool at night.
21:50
It wouldn't surprise me.
21:51
It wouldn't surprise me.
21:52
Look,
21:52
if I saw him coming and he didn't
21:54
have his shirt on,
21:54
I'd let him go wherever he wanted to
21:56
as well.
21:59
We call it disgusta.
22:01
Disgusta.
22:06
What do I want to talk about today?
22:08
So I had to bring this up because
22:11
I saw this because –
22:14
some big names or big names in my
22:16
world came up on this competition.
22:18
It happened this weekend.
22:20
Have you ever heard of the big orange
22:22
brawl?
22:23
No, I have not.
22:26
Sorry.
22:26
That's Clifford.
22:29
It is a competition in Knoxville,
22:31
Tennessee.
22:32
Okay.
22:33
And because that's where the university of
22:35
Tennessee is,
22:36
they call it the big orange brawl fair.
22:39
They had a competition and I don't know
22:41
if you recognize this winner.
22:43
Right here in the middle.
22:44
I can't hardly see that.
22:44
You're going to have to zoom in.
22:45
She just got married like a week ago.
22:49
Oh, shit.
22:50
There's Allie Mertens.
22:52
With her Mertens versus everyone shirt.
22:54
I love that.
22:54
She can wear that now because now she's
22:56
actually Allie Mertens.
22:56
That's all right right there.
22:57
Look what they gave her.
22:58
They gave her a big check.
23:00
I am one hundred percent jealous.
23:03
One hundred percent jealous.
23:05
So she won the women's elite.
23:08
That is Alex Majors.
23:09
If you guys don't know,
23:10
I've mentioned him several times on this
23:12
show.
23:13
Yep.
23:13
Dang it.
23:14
He was my coach at my noon CrossFit
23:17
class.
23:18
Get out.
23:20
At CrossFit Polaris.
23:21
I don't know if you can see the
23:22
CrossFit Polaris shirt there.
23:25
He looks like he's fifteen.
23:29
He's the one with the really long hair
23:30
that you see at the semifinals like
23:33
Syndicate.
23:34
Okay.
23:36
Um,
23:37
he looks like the samurai chef from
23:41
Saturday night live back in the day.
23:42
So then,
23:46
so then those were there and then I'm
23:48
flipping through and I don't know if you
23:51
guys recognize this person in the middle,
23:54
but she won the master's division.
23:57
Her name is Amanda Fillers,
24:00
a frequent person in our chat.
24:03
She just tagged us on Instagram wearing
24:05
the super powerful Clydesdale Media blue
24:09
shirt.
24:09
Yeah.
24:10
So she got a Clydesdale Media blue shirt
24:13
and now she's on the top of the
24:15
podium.
24:16
Not a coincidence, bro.
24:17
Not a coincidence.
24:17
Not a coincidence.
24:20
Just saying.
24:22
I think that's pretty freaking awesome.
24:24
It is.
24:24
Hey, scroll down for me a little bit.
24:25
I want to see who's on that Masters
24:28
Men's podium.
24:29
Anybody I know.
24:31
Negative.
24:32
All right.
24:33
Yeah,
24:33
I didn't recognize anybody else in the
24:38
thing.
24:38
FYI, y'all, if y'all don't know,
24:40
and not just from this podium right here,
24:41
but Amanda Fillers is fit with a capital
24:46
F.
24:47
Like, it's just silly.
24:50
It really, really is.
24:51
I've seen that girl work.
24:52
She's fit.
24:55
Pool Boys in the chat.
24:56
You see the news of FortyNiners owner Jed
24:58
York getting arrested.
24:59
I did.
25:00
I saw it pop up on my phone
25:02
literally like two minutes before we went
25:03
on the air.
25:04
Oh.
25:05
In case you wanted to know.
25:07
Breaking news.
25:08
The owner of the FortyNiners was arrested
25:12
on suspicion of engaging in prostitution
25:14
with
25:15
before pleading no contest to misdemeanor
25:17
charges.
25:19
Was he buying or was he selling?
25:20
Every time they say engaging in
25:24
prostitution,
25:25
I'm going to need you to be a
25:26
little bit more forthcoming there because
25:27
I need to know what the difference is.
25:29
My assumption, he was buying.
25:31
Going on buying, all right.
25:34
But I'm sure further details will be
25:36
released as the day progresses.
25:39
More than likely, more than likely.
25:41
Okay.
25:43
Let's go with buying.
25:44
Let's just say he was buying just,
25:46
just for, just for,
25:47
cause he's probably a million years old.
25:50
If I had to guess he is not,
25:52
he really is not.
25:53
Uh, I think I just shut it down.
25:57
Um, no, he's, he's fairly young.
26:00
Okay.
26:05
One other piece of NFL news I just
26:07
wanted from the dirtbag department since
26:09
we're down in there.
26:11
We already have that.
26:11
Yeah, we're already on that.
26:12
Deshaun Watson, another Cleveland Brown,
26:17
held a press conference this weekend where
26:19
he was upset that he was booed during
26:21
his awful performance in a preseason game
26:24
this weekend and said that it's getting
26:29
personal and he doesn't believe it's about
26:32
his performance.
26:34
Well,
26:34
you were alleged to have sexually
26:36
assaulted seven women.
26:39
Let's start there.
26:43
I don't know if there is a more
26:48
tone deaf response to something.
26:52
I would like to know who told him
26:54
it was a good idea to host a
26:56
press conference to discuss it.
27:00
He did not host it.
27:01
This was the Browns hosting it after their
27:03
preseason game.
27:04
Oh, so okay.
27:05
That's even better.
27:07
So instead of...
27:09
Yeah, you know, it's preseason,
27:12
working out the kinks, blah, blah,
27:13
whatever.
27:13
I understand the fans' frustration.
27:16
I really feel like you guys are just
27:19
against me because reasons.
27:21
I don't even know what the reasons are.
27:22
And everybody else is like,
27:23
we know the reasons.
27:25
We got the reasons figured right on out
27:27
there, homeboy.
27:28
You know what he should do is go
27:30
get a massage.
27:34
I think that would probably solve all his
27:36
problems at this point because that's what
27:38
got him in trouble in the first place.
27:39
So let's go ahead and just do that.
27:43
And just to add a little color to
27:45
this story,
27:47
he was saying all that it was
27:49
disrespectful why putting a massive
27:51
diamond earring into his ear.
27:55
This is seriously disrespectful.
27:57
Hold on.
27:57
Let me put this four-carat diamond in my
27:59
ear.
28:00
You know,
28:01
because the Browns have paid him –
28:03
Two hundred and fifty million dollars to
28:06
not play.
28:07
I was about to say,
28:09
they paid him an absurd amount of money,
28:13
which, I mean,
28:13
is a totally Cleveland Brown thing to do,
28:15
right?
28:15
Let's be honest here.
28:16
Like,
28:16
that's on brand for them to just pay
28:18
a whole bunch of people an absurd amount
28:20
of money to not perform whatsoever.
28:23
Wayne says, he's not wrong.
28:25
It is very personal.
28:27
Yeah, a hundred percent.
28:28
Yeah.
28:29
No, we understand.
28:31
Jeez.
28:32
I,
28:33
The whole time he's talking, I'm going,
28:35
dumbass, dumbass.
28:36
But then the Browns took us one step
28:39
further and just about an hour ago named
28:42
him their starter.
28:46
I know yesterday went really, really well,
28:47
so we just want to make sure the
28:49
fans understand that he will, in fact,
28:50
be starting for us.
28:53
Our first regular season game.
28:55
That's wild, dude.
28:57
That's absolutely wild.
28:59
It's more proof to the fact that NFL
29:02
teams are notorious for this.
29:03
It's like,
29:04
we spent a lot of money on this
29:05
dude.
29:06
He's playing.
29:07
Period.
29:08
It doesn't matter.
29:09
If we get halfway through the season and
29:11
it sucks, okay,
29:12
then we'll reluctantly do something
29:16
different.
29:16
But they're trying to justify the money
29:19
that they spent on it.
29:21
And not only justify the money,
29:23
but they have pushed the money down the
29:25
road with contract extensions, right?
29:28
So that if they would want to cut
29:30
him,
29:31
the one hundred and twenty seven million
29:34
dollars goes on their cap immediately.
29:38
And no team in the league has that
29:40
much space.
29:42
So they can't cut him.
29:44
And they also can't get rid of him.
29:46
They can't be like, hey,
29:47
anybody else out there?
29:48
Like a little Deshaun Watson in your life?
29:50
And everybody's like, oh, no, thank you.
29:53
No, thank you.
29:53
There's a lot of massage parlors right
29:55
here next to the stadium that we don't
29:57
need him to be.
29:59
He's already got enough problems.
30:00
We have body work people that work in
30:02
the building and we cannot leave him
30:04
around them.
30:05
no no he has he has he has
30:07
a he has a body work buddy that
30:08
he has to go in with every single
30:10
time to make sure he doesn't do anything
30:11
ridiculously i do i think that is an
30:14
actual rule it wouldn't surprise he has to
30:18
be accompanied by an adult if it's not
30:24
a rule it should be how about i
30:26
am i am ninety percent sure that is
30:29
an actual rule yeah
30:32
I understand is correct.
30:34
The number of starting quarterbacks the
30:35
Browns have had since in nineteen ninety
30:37
nine is it's absurd.
30:39
It is.
30:41
Like every time I felt bad in those
30:44
years that the Bears sucked with their
30:45
quarterbacks,
30:47
all I had to do is look up
30:48
north here in Cleveland and say, well,
30:51
he's waiting to Browns.
30:56
I can't imagine the misery of being a
30:57
Browns fan.
30:59
Apparently, that is Dan Bailey's team.
31:01
That is what he grew up on.
31:02
He's been a long-suffering LeBron.
31:06
He's from Akron, Ohio.
31:08
Same place as LeBron James.
31:11
Oh, yeah.
31:12
You can tell just if you look at
31:13
him side by side.
31:16
Definitely grew up in the same
31:17
neighborhood for sure.
31:18
Terry.
31:24
I'm from Cleveland originally.
31:26
I pride myself on never jumping ship,
31:28
but they're making it really difficult.
31:30
You guys are not making this easy.
31:33
You guys are not making this easy.
31:36
I'm trying to stay on the ship.
31:38
Kicked in the face, kicked in the groin.
31:43
I'm trying to stay on.
31:45
Just come on.
31:46
Just work with me here.
31:50
Did you see,
31:52
while we're talking about NFL stuff,
31:53
did you see Joey B mic'd up talking
31:56
about the fossils and whatnot that he saw
31:59
at the Natural History Museum?
32:03
I did not, bro.
32:05
So he's just like, he's,
32:07
he's catching and like throwing and
32:09
catching and throwing.
32:09
And he's talking to one of the trainers
32:11
or somebody about, um, he's like, man,
32:14
like these fossils, blah, blah, blah.
32:16
They've been around for millions of years.
32:17
Like, why is that interesting to you?
32:19
He said,
32:19
why is it not interesting to you?
32:20
These things are millions of years old.
32:23
and all i could think of was that
32:24
joey b is so ready to be a
32:26
middle-aged man and like get into like
32:28
world war ii history and smoking meats and
32:31
like that like he is he's right there
32:33
dude he's so right there that man needs
32:35
him children bad bad bad so he grew
32:38
up in athens ohio that's where my daughter
32:40
went to college if you've never been there
32:44
that fits exactly that personality
32:48
I can't wait, dude.
32:49
Like,
32:49
every other house is smoking meat out
32:52
back.
32:52
Oh, yeah.
32:53
And they're probably all talking about
32:55
fossils.
32:57
Yeah.
32:58
And, like,
32:59
he's going to know an absurd amount about
33:00
World War II history.
33:01
Like, just all that stuff, dude.
33:04
He'll be sitting on the porch rocking.
33:06
Oh, yeah.
33:09
sitting back attack that archaea uh terex
33:12
it was like the missing link bird between
33:14
false you know dinosaurs and birds like
33:17
that's a really a thing i learned that
33:19
i can see it dude i can so
33:20
see it i love joey b love that
33:22
dude uh the jay cutler years weren't as
33:25
bad for a bears fan i actually love
33:27
jay cutler i was one of the few
33:29
fans that adored that man
33:32
You never knew what you were going to
33:33
get.
33:33
You were either going to get a five
33:35
hundred yard passing day with six
33:36
touchdowns or six interceptions and a
33:40
hundred and ten yard passing day.
33:43
But hey,
33:44
at least you were tuned in to see.
33:46
It was going to be exciting one way
33:47
or the other.
33:48
Exactly.
33:49
It won't be exciting one way or the
33:50
other.
33:50
You got to love that.
33:55
Before we forget,
33:56
I do need this huge shout-out to fellow
33:59
Clydesdale media member, Carolyn Prevost,
34:02
who seems to be aging like a fine
34:05
wine.
34:07
She's actually aging better than a fine
34:09
wine.
34:10
The fact that she finished third in that
34:11
qualifier, dude,
34:12
is absolutely mind-boggling.
34:15
If you have not seen it,
34:16
our very own Carolyn Prevost finished
34:18
third in the Rogue qualifier.
34:21
And that means she will be getting an
34:24
invite to the Rogue Invitational in
34:26
Scotland as long as video review does not
34:29
do something to her.
34:31
Pending video review.
34:32
I'm sure her video review is going to
34:34
be fine.
34:34
The girl moves impeccably good.
34:37
And she's been Rogue's tester for the last
34:40
three years.
34:41
So she knows what Rogue is looking for.
34:44
Absolutely.
34:46
Absolutely.
34:48
That's an incredible accomplishment, dude.
34:49
Good, good.
34:51
So happy for her.
34:51
That's outstanding.
34:53
Yeah.
34:53
So at thirty six years old,
34:56
she qualified for the toughest competition
34:59
to qualify for.
35:00
Oh, yeah.
35:02
As an elite?
35:03
Absolutely.
35:04
Like you were saying last night,
35:05
it's tougher than making it to the games.
35:06
I would agree.
35:07
There's only twenty spots and they invite
35:09
fifteen at minimum.
35:11
Yeah.
35:14
So,
35:15
and I would argue some of the people
35:17
they're inviting,
35:18
which they announced another one today,
35:22
is Gabby Magawa.
35:24
I would say like some of those people
35:26
probably aren't the top fifteen in the
35:28
world anymore.
35:29
Yeah.
35:30
And it's because they're reaching back.
35:33
What is it?
35:34
Two years?
35:34
Three years?
35:35
Five years.
35:36
Five years.
35:37
Two plus three years.
35:38
Five years.
35:41
Yep.
35:42
Let me see if I can pull it
35:42
up super fast.
35:43
As Vicky said, heel yeah.
35:46
Heel yeah.
35:48
I need to make a shirt with that
35:49
on it.
35:50
Heel yeah.
35:52
Oh, dear iPhones everywhere.
35:54
At no point have I ever said heel
35:57
yeah.
35:57
That's never been a thing.
36:01
So here is the invitee list for Rogue.
36:06
Sure, there it is.
36:07
If I just had a producer today.
36:12
Gabby McGowan got hers today.
36:15
We have Yonikoski and Emily Rolfe.
36:20
Guy Mejeros.
36:22
But like the Chandler Smith,
36:26
when was he relevant as an athlete?
36:32
Even in WFP,
36:34
he's not finishing in like a relevant
36:36
area.
36:37
No.
36:38
Wasn't he like twelfth or fifteenth or
36:41
something like that at WFP?
36:43
It's pretty far down the list.
36:44
I don't remember.
36:47
We got Spiegel,
36:48
who I love to see at Rogue.
36:49
She's made for that event.
36:51
We talked about that.
36:53
Tudor, Hayley Adams, Heinrich Heipelainen,
36:57
Paige Rogers, Moritz Fiebig,
36:58
and Elisa Fuliano.
37:00
Elisa Fuliano.
37:03
She's awesome.
37:07
She was on Pedro's podcast.
37:10
Was that her?
37:11
No, not her.
37:12
Not her.
37:14
Not her.
37:15
Not her.
37:16
Gosh darn it.
37:18
So what I kind of like about Rogue
37:21
is you get a little bit of old
37:22
and a little bit of new,
37:24
like the old generation into the new
37:26
generation.
37:27
Yeah.
37:28
But it makes it harder to qualify in.
37:31
Yes.
37:31
Was my point.
37:34
um so and i think i don't know
37:38
this for a fact i think there's a
37:39
clause that gabby magawa and heinrich
37:43
heipelainen will get invites forever
37:45
because they got hurt at the event and
37:47
now to feel bad they will get an
37:49
invite every year they got the same hurt
37:52
at the event
37:54
Which has got to be a record, right?
37:56
That's got to be some sort of record.
37:58
Not a record you want to have,
37:59
mind you, but it's definitely a record.
38:03
I'm assuming Sam Quant's invite is coming
38:05
soon.
38:06
I don't understand how he's not already on
38:08
the list, to be honest with you.
38:13
Automatic bid.
38:15
I'm waiting to actually hear back from one
38:16
of my athletes that competed over the
38:18
weekend.
38:19
She was going to get MRI this morning
38:20
because she may or may not have ruptured
38:22
her Achilles as well at a little comp
38:24
we had down here over the weekend.
38:29
I would think, from my understanding,
38:32
I have not ruptured an Achilles.
38:34
Mm-hmm.
38:35
You don't really need an MRI to know.
38:37
The MRI is to confirm.
38:39
It's to confirm.
38:40
She said she definitely did.
38:42
Yeah, she heard it.
38:43
She felt it.
38:44
She finished the event.
38:47
And then she said that was Saturday.
38:49
She said she woke up yesterday and she
38:52
couldn't walk.
38:53
So there was that.
38:54
But they don't do MRIs on Sundays at
38:57
the emergency room.
38:58
So she's going back for a follow-up,
39:01
I think, either today or tomorrow.
39:03
I don't remember.
39:05
Tess wants to know if she is the
39:07
only one that wishes Gabby and Laura would
39:09
become friends again.
39:10
And the chat has pretty much answered yes,
39:12
she is the only one.
39:15
That is the only ones.
39:17
That is the only ones.
39:20
Yeah.
39:24
I guess I don't care.
39:26
No, not at all.
39:28
If they do, awesome.
39:30
Good for you.
39:31
If they don't, okay.
39:31
Okay.
39:33
Yeah.
39:34
There's another six billion people on the
39:35
planet that you can be friends with.
39:37
Yeah.
39:37
I'm also not super concerned if Josh,
39:39
Matt, and Siobhan bring back the Josh,
39:41
Matt,
39:41
and Siobhan podcast because it was cool
39:43
while I was there and then I really
39:45
don't give a shit anymore.
39:47
Maybe they will.
39:48
Maybe they won't.
39:49
Nobody cares.
39:50
It's really not that important.
39:51
Hey,
39:52
I used to think they should bring back
39:53
Knight Rider,
39:54
but then I watched it again and I
39:55
was like, man, I was wrong.
39:57
Man.
39:59
That is a bold stance to take.
40:04
Either direction.
40:05
When they tried to reboot Knight Rider,
40:08
it was way,
40:09
way worse than the original Knight Rider
40:11
was.
40:11
Like you said,
40:13
when you go back and watch it now,
40:14
you're like, oh yeah,
40:14
David Hasselhoff is not a good actor.
40:17
I totally forgot about that.
40:18
That's my fault.
40:19
Not only not good, terrible.
40:21
Terrible.
40:24
Terrible.
40:27
Absolutely terrible.
40:30
The car was cool.
40:34
Mark Phillips is the best because he knows
40:36
the old references,
40:38
and not only do we get it once,
40:40
but he gives that second punch.
40:42
Erwin probably wouldn't hit the same
40:44
either.
40:45
Yeah,
40:46
I'm guessing that Jan-Michael Vincent
40:48
isn't the actor that I thought he was
40:50
either.
40:51
I was going to say,
40:52
is it Jan-Michael Vincent or is it
40:53
Jan-Michael Vincey?
40:55
Because isn't he foreign of some sort?
40:56
He's like some kind of weird...
41:00
swedish or you know some sort of
41:02
scandinavian type thing i think it's
41:04
vincent i uh i uh i never knew
41:09
it as vincent i always knew it as
41:11
vincent but okay yeah um plus you're not
41:15
gonna get um what was old boy's name
41:18
oh his co-pilot i can see him
41:23
Ernest Borgnine?
41:24
Ernest Borgnine, yes.
41:26
Ernest Borgnine, dude.
41:27
It was a modern day Ernest Borgnine.
41:30
There are none.
41:30
It's not a thing.
41:33
It's not a thing.
41:33
There's no modern day.
41:35
I will die on that hill.
41:36
There's no modern day Ernest Borgnine.
41:38
It's not going to happen.
41:42
There's something in here.
41:45
PSA,
41:46
this show cares about a lot of things,
41:47
but as to other people's friendships,
41:49
we don't care.
41:50
Not at all.
41:51
Not at all.
41:53
Oh, and let's get this right.
41:54
I hope all of you have friends.
41:57
Yeah.
41:59
I'm good with that.
42:00
I hope every single one of you has
42:01
friends.
42:02
But if you lose one, I don't care.
42:07
As long as it's not me.
42:13
What was it?
42:14
David Johnson said they should bring back
42:15
the office.
42:16
I will die on this hill.
42:17
That's not eighties.
42:18
That's, that's not that long ago.
42:20
No.
42:21
Yeah.
42:22
Right.
42:23
And then I think what David Reed is
42:26
trying to tell us,
42:28
I have no idea what fromage means.
42:30
Cheese.
42:30
Cheese.
42:31
Oh, fromage is French for cheese.
42:36
Never forget that David Reed, Doug Reed,
42:39
excuse me, sorry, is actually from Canada.
42:42
So like,
42:42
I'm sure he has at least a basic
42:44
working knowledge of French.
42:46
And you're Cajun.
42:46
So that's based on the French language.
42:48
So you understand the, I see.
42:50
Fromage, yes, sir.
42:53
I found out this weekend that I'm part
42:55
Irish and I didn't know that.
42:58
But we don't know any, we know potato,
43:00
but not cheese.
43:01
No.
43:03
Potato.
43:07
Or the mash and stick them in a
43:08
stew.
43:14
spelled spelled phonetically for those of
43:17
you who don't know that's how they spell
43:19
it in mexico where joseph's from spelled
43:22
like what i did out behind the house
43:24
not not yes yes royale with cheese what
43:30
they call a big mac big mac's a
43:32
big mac but it's a big mac what
43:34
they call the whopper i don't know i
43:36
didn't go into burger king that's one of
43:37
the best exchanges in movie history
43:41
It's the only Tarantino movie that I love.
43:43
Bro, it's so good.
43:45
I just love it when he goes,
43:46
what did he call the Whopper?
43:47
He goes, I don't know.
43:49
I have no idea.
43:50
I didn't go in.
43:52
It tickles me to no end.
43:54
That's a normal conversation that I would
43:57
have with somebody.
43:58
I have absolutely no idea.
44:01
Yeah, Joey,
44:02
I found out at my mom's family reunion
44:04
that I was Irish.
44:05
The family reunion he attended.
44:07
Yeah.
44:12
Y'all,
44:13
there are certain things that just tickled
44:14
me to absolute no end.
44:16
And I was listening back to the last
44:17
night show this morning as I was getting,
44:19
uh,
44:19
got into work and was doing some stuff.
44:21
And when Scott said a family reunion,
44:23
I went to over the weekend,
44:24
I about lost my mind.
44:26
So I was like,
44:28
So yours, your family reunion,
44:31
because it'd be like if Joseph was like,
44:32
hey,
44:32
we crashed a family reunion over the
44:34
weekend.
44:34
It was awesome.
44:35
We just told people that we were there.
44:36
We weren't even like, oh, no,
44:38
I'm related to Aunt Sally or whatever.
44:39
That's what it sounds like.
44:41
Well, we know it was actually his.
44:44
So what Scott set me straight on is
44:47
the fact that he really knew his mom
44:49
and about three other people.
44:52
So, yeah,
44:53
I was trying to explain to Corey,
44:55
the reason I'm disconnected from this
44:56
family reunion is nobody at this family
44:58
reunion is anybody I hung out with ever.
45:03
I was the youngest person there.
45:05
They are my mom's cousins who I know
45:10
one of them because he came to our
45:11
house every once in a while.
45:14
Right.
45:14
And his wife.
45:16
But the others,
45:17
I didn't meet until I went to the
45:19
other family reunion like three years ago.
45:22
So let me ask you this.
45:23
Mom, I'm thinking about it.
45:24
Does that mean it was you and like
45:26
a room full of the elderly?
45:27
Yeah.
45:32
My mom's probably listening,
45:33
so I don't want to use terms that
45:36
are going to offend my mom.
45:38
Yeah, older people.
45:39
Yeah.
45:39
No big deal.
45:47
You should be so lucky.
45:52
Whatever you guys got going on on the
45:53
side is your business.
45:56
I love that dude.
45:57
At every event that he's at that I'm
45:59
competing at, I spend time.
46:01
I probably should be warming up or cooling
46:03
down.
46:06
He did.
46:07
He brought out a new paper street coffee
46:08
shirt.
46:09
It's sweet.
46:11
I need to get,
46:11
I need a new paper street coffee shirt.
46:14
It's really cool.
46:15
I think it's in like an Navy blue.
46:19
It's really nice.
46:22
Yeah, it was an AARP train.
46:25
However, just so you know,
46:27
AARP qualification is fifty years old,
46:31
which means Corey will qualify in a few
46:33
short months.
46:34
I've already gotten letters from him
46:36
asking me to sign up ahead of time.
46:38
Oh, yeah.
46:40
I've already gotten letters from him
46:41
asking him to sign up.
46:42
Yes.
46:43
I'm sorry.
46:45
Mama Switzer.
46:46
I'm not calling you old, baby.
46:48
Yeah.
46:52
um yeah um i'm getting close i've been
46:58
getting emails for years yeah travis said
47:02
yes um yeah i literally like from the
47:06
minute i turned they were recruiting yeah
47:12
dude back in the day when i turned
47:15
Go ahead.
47:16
When I turned eighteen,
47:17
I got two separate free razors from
47:21
Gillette as a congratulations for turning
47:25
eighteen.
47:25
One of them to C-O-R-Y Leonard and one
47:28
of them to C-O-R-E-Y Leonard,
47:30
both at my mom's address.
47:32
And I was like,
47:33
I don't even know who this other person
47:34
is,
47:34
but I'm going to take his free razor
47:36
that I'm going to use once every month
47:37
at that point because I just didn't need
47:39
to shave that often.
47:40
Yeah.
47:42
What you realize at eighteen is the the
47:45
razor itself is not that expensive.
47:47
But now they had you because the blades
47:49
are five thousand dollars a piece a piece.
47:52
It's ridiculous.
47:54
I should not have to base my grocery
47:55
budget as a young person around the fact
47:57
that whether I will or will not be
47:59
able to buy a razor blade.
48:01
That's insane.
48:02
So I bought razor blades literally this
48:04
morning and I buy them in a twelve
48:07
pack.
48:08
because but i have to wait till i
48:10
get paid and it's my like non-mortgage
48:13
check gotta pay the house note first man
48:17
i gotta get a house note gotta come
48:18
for anything i shit you not twelve
48:21
gillette fusion razor blades forty four
48:24
dollars my word that's insane and if you
48:30
buy them in smaller packs it's more per
48:32
blade yeah i'm with kdl dude you gotta
48:35
go electric
48:37
I grow,
48:40
I need a brush hog if I was
48:41
going electric.
48:43
I have,
48:44
like Robin Williams used to always say,
48:45
I have a five o'clock shadow at nine
48:47
a.m.
48:49
And it is hard stubble.
48:53
Most razor blades,
48:55
I can't even do my whole face with
48:56
them lasting.
48:58
These Gillette Fusions,
49:00
I can do a couple shaves.
49:02
So at least I have that.
49:03
One of the ones that's got like seventy
49:04
three blades on it.
49:06
Five blades.
49:07
Six blades.
49:08
Twenty two blades.
49:09
They just keep adding blades to it.
49:10
Turbocharged with the Mach ten engine.
49:15
Yeah.
49:18
Look at that Birch too.
49:20
If I was to endorse a razor blade
49:23
for the thick shit, Gillette Fusion.
49:28
Oh, we can eat it.
49:29
That's a good endorsement.
49:30
We can get some of that Gillette money.
49:32
I'd take some of that.
49:33
Yeah, the blades have blades, Trent.
49:38
Yes, the blades have blades.
49:41
I actually was at the games and I
49:43
needed to shave.
49:44
And so I got just a pack of
49:46
like the Bic.
49:49
It took me like five razors to get
49:51
through one shave.
49:55
That's also why I keep the little bit
49:57
of beard that I got so that I
49:58
don't have to worry about doing any of
49:59
that shit.
50:00
We trim this up.
50:02
My monthly trip to my barber,
50:04
he cleans up the rest of it and
50:05
we call it good.
50:08
Yeah.
50:10
Awful.
50:11
Hate it.
50:14
I leave on a, on a happy note.
50:16
And then I have a one thirty meeting
50:17
and I, if I want to eat,
50:18
I better end it up.
50:20
Yep.
50:20
Yep.
50:21
But Corey sent me this thing yesterday and
50:24
I just wanted to share the,
50:25
every time you say some shit like that,
50:27
I'm like,
50:27
I sent you a whole bunch of stuff.
50:29
That could be one of anything.
50:33
If you guys have not seen this.
50:35
Oh yeah.
50:35
Yeah.
50:36
I want to know who would take part
50:40
in this.
50:47
This is a backyard water.
50:52
This place has ten crazy water slides and
50:54
slipping slides and half of them have
50:56
ramps at the end of them that launch
50:57
you into the water.
50:59
The biggest waterslide here starts with a
51:01
sixty foot high drop and ends with a
51:03
ramp that makes all the other ramps look
51:05
cute.
51:06
And the waterslides that don't end with a
51:08
ramp end with a smooth boogie board ride
51:10
across the water.
51:11
There's also a jumping tower with
51:12
platforms that go up to eighty feet high
51:15
so you can do things like triple gainers.
51:17
And if you don't yet think this water
51:19
park is complete,
51:20
it has trampolines and diving boards,
51:22
this super sketchy rope swing that
51:23
requires all of your grip strength.
51:25
Oh, and speaking of grip strength,
51:27
how could I forget the zip line that
51:28
starts at the top of the eighty foot
51:30
platform and takes you for a ride that's
51:32
around a thousand feet long to the other
51:34
side of the water park.
51:35
Just as long as you don't fall before
51:36
you reach the end.
51:39
This is the Redneck Water Park.
51:41
I don't know if you heard it,
51:43
but the guy said there are only two
51:44
rules.
51:45
You can't sue me,
51:47
and you can't land on your board.
51:51
That's it.
51:52
That's it.
51:53
I am in.
51:54
Sign me up.
51:57
Train says, heel yeah.
51:58
Heel yeah.
51:59
Like David Johnson.
52:00
I'd get a thousand percent with me,
52:03
David Johnson, and a rope swing.
52:04
Let's go, brother.
52:07
I want this to be my family so
52:09
bad.
52:12
And then there's someone with some common
52:14
sense.
52:15
That's a no for me.
52:16
That's all right, Mark.
52:17
You don't have to go, brother.
52:18
Me and David will take.
52:19
Me, David, and Winter.
52:20
We are on the way.
52:24
To all the well-connected,
52:25
this show will happily accept a Gillette
52:27
sponsorship.
52:28
If you know anybody that works in probably
52:32
corporate,
52:33
some sort of corporate area at Gillette,
52:36
Look,
52:36
there's plenty of room at the bottom of
52:37
this banner.
52:38
We could throw some stuff up there and
52:39
Gillette would fit right nice.
52:41
We even got the little blue stripe looking
52:43
thing going on.
52:44
I feel like that's very Gillette on brand
52:46
type stuff.
52:47
Yeah, we can take some Gillette money.
52:50
So like I'm all in on the slides.
52:53
The eighty foot diving tower.
52:56
Hell no.
52:57
He'll know.
52:58
I'd have to build up to it.
53:00
I'll put it to you like that.
53:01
I'd have to go off the lower one
53:02
first,
53:02
and then we'd go off the bigger one
53:03
before I went off the top one.
53:05
So I've done a ten-meter diving platform.
53:08
So that's what, thirty feet?
53:10
Thirty-ish feet, yeah.
53:12
That's high enough for me.
53:12
Eighty is ridiculous.
53:15
Ridiculous.
53:17
No way in hell.
53:18
Like, ten meters, the thirty feet,
53:21
you have time to think about life as
53:22
you're falling to the pool.
53:24
Oh, one hundred percent.
53:25
Like,
53:25
did I jump off of this thing correctly?
53:28
How am I going to land?
53:30
Eighty feet,
53:31
you'd be able to write half a novel.
53:33
Oh, eight.
53:34
I mean, you saw him, dude.
53:35
Like,
53:35
dude did like a triple gainer off of
53:38
that.
53:38
Like, that's a lot of room to fall.
53:43
KDL,
53:44
I bet they trade admission for Bush Light.
53:50
In.
53:52
I will stop and pick up a twelve-pack
53:53
on the way.
53:57
It's redneck math.
53:58
It's probably only sixty feet.
54:00
Okay.
54:01
I'm good, regardless.
54:03
Either way.
54:04
Yeah, and I'm going to trade.
54:05
I'll slide down,
54:06
but I'm not jumping off that height.
54:07
No way.
54:11
So you have to commit.
54:12
You can't just half-ass it.
54:14
You got to get to the edge of
54:15
the platform, take a deep breath,
54:16
and just run and jump off of it.
54:18
Because if you kind of half-ass it about,
54:21
you're never going to make it off of
54:22
it.
54:22
You just won't.
54:24
Or you'll do what's worse,
54:25
catch up right before the end and then
54:27
fall.
54:29
And you definitely don't want to do that.
54:31
Listen.
54:33
Here's your physics lesson.
54:35
There's tension at the top of the water.
54:38
Oh, I know.
54:39
That if it's not broken before you get
54:42
there, you are breaking it.
54:43
And if you enter the water anything less
54:47
than straight perpendicular to it,
54:50
you are screwed.
54:51
Yeah.
54:51
You'll be all right.
54:58
A little disappointed there's no excavator
55:00
spiny swing.
55:02
Spinny swing?
55:03
Spinny swing.
55:03
Yeah, I can read.
55:05
I know.
55:06
You just choose not to.
55:07
That's the whole thing.
55:10
Discussion the other day.
55:15
And Jay Burch says, Natty, not Bush.
55:18
Oh, Natty Light.
55:22
All right.
55:23
With that, guys,
55:25
I got to get going because I need
55:27
more than pocket jerky to get me through
55:29
the day.
55:30
Yeah.
55:31
So have a great day, everybody.
55:33
We'll be back tomorrow.
55:34
And don't forget,
55:35
Bailey Maraviglia will be here on
55:38
Wednesday to talk Xenon.
55:40
With that,
55:40
we'll see everybody next time on Lunch
55:43
with Clydesdale and Cowboy.
55:46
I wouldn't wait to get to the editing
55:48
room to jazz me up.
55:50
I'm already jazzy.
56:01
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
56:02
saddle.
56:03
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
56:05
saddle.
56:05
Talking to reps,
56:06
real life strength in the battle.
56:09
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
56:11
we cover it all.
56:14
Midday motivation every time we press
56:16
call.
56:19
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
56:20
heat.
56:21
CrossFit, movies, music on repeat.
56:23
Half hour hustle, yeah,
56:24
we building that brand.