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Faking with Benefits by Lily Gold - Part 1 · Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily

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Hi friends. You're listening to lose the
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plot with color and Emily. Welcome to part 1 of reading
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faking with Benefits by Lily gold.
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We are covering chapters 1241 in this episode.
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So warning there will be spoilers
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I'm Colour and either shag me or don't, but don't drag it out
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like this. I'm Emily rugby, Legend,
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calendar, boy, and the best shagger in Europe.
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How did we both have shagged? That's beautiful faking with
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Benefits. Thank you.
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Where did you drag this one up from Italy?
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I remember seeing some random reverse harm book with a safe
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cover and I okay, I went for that one.
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They really did the vector art, didn't they?
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Yeah. I went for the gold.
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It looks very slowly gold. It looks very Say, and totally,
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you could read this on a bus. And no one's thinking everyone
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thinking, ah, cute romantic comedy book.
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Yeah, it ain't. So, I know that I low-key
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requested, something, a bit more smutty than last time.
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So I feel like I can't really do anything anymore.
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Did I smite you too hard? This is well, you didn't know
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how somebody it was going to be. No, I knew what the author, gave
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a warning at the start. She's like, oh, It's spicy.
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It's like, okay, boil. Boil, boil, boil, please, I'm
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ready. Did you realize that?
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Okay, I must be just dumb and miss things at the very
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beginning, but I didn't realize it was fully set in the UK until
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like the middle. It did you think it was
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Australia? No, I thought it was American.
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I know why just the podcast Vibe?
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Oh, no, I thought it was a bit Australian and then I was like,
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it's obviously not because he keeps saying like last in that.
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And then They said they kept saying shag and I'm like that's
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a whole British thing right there, right?
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Because Australia would say route yes, that's true.
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Imagine if we had a shot for every shag shot for every shag a
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shot for every time. So he said the teacher was hot
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in high school. Me, like, for time we get it, he
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was hot and high school XE at 30.
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It was the sexy teacher, was the hot teacher, all they had to do
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was set that up. Once the fact that you rolled
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your eyes at me, you knew exactly what I was told.
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Ya, yeah. 100 said, Layla is our main character and we find out
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early on in the book. She's desperate to settle down
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with a real boyfriend. She's never had a real
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boyfriend. She's what 28. 28 28, never had
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a real boyfriend. She wants to be married and have
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kids married and have kids by 30.
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Go that is two years. Yeah, but how far left does it
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end up going? If you want to be married with
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kids, it sounds like she wants a monogamous relationship and
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she's like, yeah, cool. Yeah, I'll just get into being
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poly. Instead that'll work out in two
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years time. Well, What's that off when one
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man men? Well, if there are examples out
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at least she's got two backups, not because they had one and
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then they broke up with they all broke up with it.
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Want to God, right? So Layla's having all these
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relationship issues. Oh my God.
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This is nobody. Who will date me?
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Hello and neighbors. Three available single man, who
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all happen to quote, unquote, love her already.
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Yes. Fucking just pick one, bro.
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Pig. One pick one, but she said she'd
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never date them because she's been in their apartment.
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That's one how it works go. This is a very big bang theory.
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Yes, yes, I'm like just pick one and shut off.
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Three seconds into the book. I'm like, you got worried but
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this isn't a real problem. Sorry.
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This is like, I'd get that it's her problem, but it's not a real
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problem to me. Do you know how easy it is to
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get a boyfriend? Well, c'mon I'm me for you feel
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like speaker yourself, no, but she's acting like.
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She can't just walk down the street and start dating some
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idiot like come on. That is true.
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Let's be real. Maybe she doesn't just want any
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other idiot but she is just any other idiot.
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Perfect match, sorry. Busy ha.
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Ha ha. She's too busy.
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She thinks she's just a bit like on the social Spectrum.
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Yeah, so then what they do point about they say she is socially
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awkward. Yeah.
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So what's the problem that doesn't stop?
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Anybody from dating, he's socially awkward, massive tits,
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huge out of this world. But she's swim.
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She's slim thick with a big old booty.
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It's no she, she has a big ol else.
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What if we're what the Pixar mom is going on here?
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She was like, leggy. I assumed.
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She had like a little bubble, but I didn't assume but I'm not
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only the older. It's horrible.
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It descriptions. No offense.
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Like, there's a lot. Like there's no description for
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Josh. I don't think.
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No, he's just dark head with little at been mysterious eyes.
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Starts off. She's going on a date and the
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guy jumps out of a window to get away from her.
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Because she was like, I want to have kids by tomorrow.
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It was literally the first line that's the line was.
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I really wanted to be married by 30 30.
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I think it would be the best shot at Kevin kids.
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God go. And then he's like, I'm just
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going to go to the bathroom. These jumps up on window and
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then she goes, this is my 120th date.
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I can't imagine what's going wrong.
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She has a checklist. Yeah, she's Santa.
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She said to checking him more than twice.
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My God. She's obsessed with this idea of
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getting married in two years. No, fucks given about who it is.
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No, did she ever say one value attribute?
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You wanted her future husband to have no penis my discussed about
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my penis? We'll have to shelve that
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polite. I'll shove that forever.
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It's funny because she's having like, this, midlife crisis.
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Will this quarter life crisis, whatever the fuck you want to
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call it? The 2828?
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She was just blubbering over herself.
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Hmm. Because I keep going to call him
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Kyle, but his name is Zach. It's giving up Kyle Vibes but
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like less aggressive. Hmm.
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But anyways, I Yeah, the one that jumped in saved her on the
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date, plied her with alcohol, and then brought her back and
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she was all emotional and shit. Yeah.
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And they're all happened to be her best friends.
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All these three blokes. These three men, she only has
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time anyway, the all very own brand for a book where a woman
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doesn't have any friends but the men exactly.
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But the men but the many happen to live next door and then
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they're all deeply deeply concerned because she never
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shows sadness ever. She's practically a robot with
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big titties and they thought she was dying on the couch.
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They were like, what's wrong. Can we bring you into a
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polyamorous relationship to fix this?
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Please let us anyway. So, she's sitting there and
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she's like, aluminum. She's without eating the mac and
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cheese. That fucking Kyle's making Kyle
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is now. Zach, he's, he's got Kyle
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energy. I don't know.
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But whatever he's a king. He's got like golden retriever.
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Hmm sex-obsessed. Yeah, he dog free all the guy in
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every other romantic book. Yeah.
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The one that only has that one. That hunts chairs and stuff.
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Yeah, exactly. He's got the golden retriever
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energy. Yeah. - copy.
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Oh no. You know, it's funny because
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when they introduced all three of the single guys so we learn
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that they have a podcast together.
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Yeah. They're all under control.
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Thought to be doing this podcast because they are all their love.
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Lives are in shambles. Yes.
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Yeah, they just dated the same girl to end.
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Well, once a divorcee, one of the divorcee, would you trust
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their advice on a podcast of Mary but they say in the start
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of the podcast that they shouldn't trust their advice.
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Yeah, but how are they? Number one in entertainment,
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come on, and, in Vice podcast and Rise should be doing well as
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podcast. To be honest, I don't like them.
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The ones that they only get their listeners to send in stuff
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and then they just answer it because it's just very like, ok,
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cool. How many questions you answer?
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They end up all being the same anyway.
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That's what I mean. Like the dating advice ones are
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hella boring. I suppose their competition was
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a very misogynistic. Hmm, religious whatever.
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Yeah I suppose. But you know what's really
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funny? They were currently the number
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one podcast for adult entertainment which is a pretty
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big fucking deal. Hmm.
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Then old mate by their managers like we're going to pull funding
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if you don't spice it up bro. The number one or number two,
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they're not going to pull funding on a podcast that's
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bringing in that many viewership.
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Like what is going on? Too nice.
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Just keeping it interesting but just trying to make it there on
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the verge of collapsing and the apparently you can't have it
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both ways. No.
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Like the only thing that'll fix it.
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If they drag this girl into the fake dick, can we just okay.
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I'm gonna get this out because the fucking Fake dating.
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But a strop of all time it is there never needs to be fake
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dated and that's what in real life.
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Have you ever been like fuck, I really hate fake date right now.
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You know what? I saw double that shit so we
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logical but we all give it to me.
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Please explain what? I'm too logical for this.
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You've clearly never read the love hypothesis, quite popular
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high called not my brain, just don't know.
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I haven't read the love. Well.
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Okay, is that, does that redeem, the Trope or?
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Hmm. But anyway, I just had to get
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that out. Just to be clear.
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I am biased. I do not like fake dating
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because it's it's the At all. Okay, but how do you like
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reverse happens? Is this the first one you've
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right? Yeah.
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Actually. That's not my first.
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So, not my first rodeo. This isn't your first time
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around the block. It's the first time I've read
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like one. That's not aggressive, okay?
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Which I'm liking okay. I'm only halfway through
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apartment. Look, I have to fucking remember
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to switch off my logical brain. It's not active.
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I've got a fucking shut that shit down.
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Turn off work collar for a second, turn on.
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On dumb color, activated. Look, it's activated more often
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than not. So interesting offline reading.
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Yeah, I don't know. I'm whenever I read a book, I
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act like it's a fucking problem, and I've got a solar and
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realistically, like, just enjoy the threesomes.
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I feel like that's definitely work color.
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Yeah, probably. So can we just talk about their
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competition? Sweetheart soul, mates, eat a
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dick, eat a deep. Biggest dick eat at, they
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wouldn't. They're definitely homophobic.
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Mmm, it's giving me homophobic. It's giving me giving the top
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religious so straight, they're gay full 360 for the Three
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Bears, so straight that in the closet, but it's just like, why
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would they be coming for them as a podcast?
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You're clearly in different genres, there's the prude people
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and then there's the over the top.
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Each speaker attention that they did a healthy sex acts.
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Sewed, for women or something. And the other the sweetheart one
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is very like they said, don't put your daughter on the pill
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because she'll just have sex more.
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She'll just have sex more without it.
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Maybe don't talk about teenagers and their success, that is
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gross. It's just a different
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demographic that you would never think they would have listener
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crossover. You know what I mean?
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And you don't come for them. Rap come for Planned,
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Parenthood. Whatever the fuck you guys
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think, I'm Fallin, and Why were hating on a podcaster?
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Just exist. They just because it may be the
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wrong way. It's very relevant to all the
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ones that do exist. True.
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True, true. You know how they're chatting to
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her because they've established that she sucks at dating and
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they're like, you suck at flirting, you suck at
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everything, you probably suck at 6:00, everything that commonest
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should die. Like, you're doing everything
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wrong. That a girl could do wrong
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Layla. Says, oh, when I just want to
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hook up like when I just want to have sex, I just go up to
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someone in a bar and Say hey, you want to sleep together?
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Then Zack mocked her for it. Zack as if you aren't doing that
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every day the week. You just did it five minutes
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ago. It's effective, it works.
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I yeah, I would she waste her time in a bar.
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Exactly. And she doesn't like kissing
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people anyway. So she's not making out with
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anyone in a puzzle. Let's get down to business my
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ass. Sorry.
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That's why do we jumping ahead? Um like what's going on?
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Zack you won't fucking why are you criticizing things from your
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own Playbook, right? It's so funny because he's like
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he does stuff like that and you're like look, but then he
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like is so funny every where I'm sitting.
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It's fine. Yeah.
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Like there's a bit in the start where he's like, she's so brave
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for beeps, sadly they can do. Yeah.
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Like she's so bravely ate that vegetarian roadkill or
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something, it's so funny. It's funny.
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How she's just like she just has these random hookups but she
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hasn't kissed anyone in years. But whatever you just, you do
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you think it she doesn't. But you know what?
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I get it. Hmm.
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As a woman, I get it. Okay, let's preserve that
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clearly had better sex than I have and it shows.
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No, but I don't get it. What if she's unenthused?
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Because it's just boring and kissing.
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Yeah, and she's like, not confident enough to say
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otherwise witsec. Sounded boring to her anyway as
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well. Yeah.
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Because she's probably not having sex.
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You've probably getting sex had to hurt ya.
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Does that make sense? Mmm.
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Yeah, she was ride Dolan it? Yeah.
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She was just Start on stylish and startling sawfish, she was
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just there, dude, we should have a sex positive podcast,
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startling style dollar, so they kind of established you suck at
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dating. Let's fake date.
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You so that you can pick up on some flirting skills, they could
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have just left it at that bro, like improve the social skills
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they could have done that at home.
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I know and the first day that she went out with Zach and Josh
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was so fucking awkward. Oh yeah.
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I actually put it down for a minute because I couldn't Darcy.
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It was embarrassing. I was like, why am I here?
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I didn't mind. They're floating, but I'm also
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like, but he was so cheesy. Yeah, even Josh.
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The she's obviously, she's fine. Well, she's a bit awkies.
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But, like, mean, listen, a guy isn't going to Care?
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Yeah. Hey guys, I'm gonna be like, I'm
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not gonna sleep with that. Then big titties swing on a
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horse. Exactly.
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I mean, she's supposed to be a knockout.
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I'm pretty sure you deal with someone awkward as fuck.
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If they were 10 out of 10. You'd be like, they're out with
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me. I'm punching already exactly
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what the hell. Oh, so she has an Excel
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spreadsheet with all of her kissing schools.
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Oh my God. Pull.
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Look. He wants to make one and I'm
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like yes. Okay Sheldon Cooper.
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I know she's given it. Isn't she just a little just
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relax? Why?
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I think she's trying to make up for lost time because she's 28.
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Yeah. At the same time, it's kind of
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like she's trying to have a whole face.
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It's like, which do you want to settle down or to have your
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whole face before you settle down?
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Yeah. And it's like she doesn't even
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care. The guy's just sort of shift her
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into whole phase instead and she's like, oh, okay.
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Whatever I face. She does not give a fuck.
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No, she's busy. Her mind is like gone.
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A million miles per hours on her business.
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She Can't be that busy. I reckon she's at busy.
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I don't think she has any employees.
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I think that's the problem. Mmm.
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Yeah, she needs to hire some people.
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So Luke, who was her teacher, at least 10 years ago.
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Yeah. So she would have been 30.
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She would have been 16. What are the odds of him?
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Being one of these weirdos living next door?
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How does that happen? I've been questioning it.
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How does he end up with someone kept living with people?
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10 years? Exactly.
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So, he's okay with having threesomes with them.
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Them for yourselves with them. Yes but not the girl, the same
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age as them. That's what I mean.
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And also what is he hanging out with people that a whole
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generation younger and he's living with them in a what?
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And he's supposed to be the smart one.
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He's not, he can't be, he's not who's living with 20 year olds
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when you're 40 class. Is that 30?
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The ten years apart? Oh, but they're still great 20s
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and he's like, 40 plus. Yeah.
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What is it doing? It's giving divorce.
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I, it will, that's weird, so we learned that Luke's ex-wife her
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name is Amy and she used to be the principal at the school that
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he worked at. Where she used a bully Leila.
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Yes. Lately, used to get bullied
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really bad. But Amy is desperate for Luke to
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attend her wedding which is coming up and she is She's
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marrying Josh's brother. Yeah.
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It's giving small town and Jake. How old is Josh's, brother?
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How one needs to look into this lady, as well as look, a little
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creep on the crazies, old, like what's going on, like a raging
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bitch. In a little, I know.
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So she's got to be older. Surely, I don't know.
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It's just really weird. So the fact that Luke actually
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has an ounce of Ethics would probably if I was Layla want me
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to want him just because he's all the guys has three easy but
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like, yeah, we'll get you straightened out.
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We love you already, you Josh is being pawning off.
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Delilah's and she moved in, but some of the other two it's like
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they're all in different stages of pining.
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Yeah. But I feel like Zach's just an
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opportunist, he doesn't actually care.
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Who is Bangin? Yeah, that is true.
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He's here for holes. He doesn't care.
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And then the beef with Layla finds out because she thought it
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was a running joke that they all dated this girl called my own.
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It was too but they just casually did date a tall girl
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named Monica. Just all in one big poly
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relationship. That's what I don't get Luke's.
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Okay with that. Yeah.
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But a woman who's now two years of being 30?
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He's altered but to be fair, he doesn't even remember her.
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I don't know how he doesn't, well, you'd have that many
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students that she was suffering least wrong bloody walking
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around in used uniform. Yeah, but I mean, he's, I don't
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know how long he hasn't been a teacher, but he could have been
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a teacher for ages. I don't care.
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That's a lot of kids. He doesn't have an excuse.
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He's like weirdly aggressive and I don't like it, but he's, it's
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like, okay, we'll get into that. Believe I just met with life.
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Okay. Yeah, that's true.
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You know how they had harassing her about her sexual history.
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Yeah. You know, like why the fuck is
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your sex life sucks so much? Because she's a woman,
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understand that, yes, so many women have actual sexual trauma
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and it's normal. Yeah.
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And they're just like, why, why don't you do this?
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Why don't you do that? It's like, bro.
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Have you met all the men? Yeah.
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Have you met all the men? Have you met a woman ever?
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Have you ever honestly? Talked about what?
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It's like, just because you're enthused about sex doesn't mean
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everyone else is. But they were like, quizzing,
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her. Like she was saying, things that
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were wrong, that was her fault. And I'm like, bro.
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Calm down. Hmm.
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And then they wanted her to write a list, but she ended up
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doing anyway, I know light. I think it was a bit later on,
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but they were pushing her. They were saying in a partner,
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The ship and it's going to be on the next podcast episode.
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Is that you have to tell them every little secret, everything
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about mat. So that you're ultimately
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vulnerable, absolutely, not, absolutely, not worst advice.
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What is it? It's the worst advice.
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What you're never allowed to have any secrets.
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That's fucking. That's horrible.
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Yeah. Because what if you have a bad
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partner and they use everything against you one day exactly.
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You should never tell someone everything that you've ever
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experienced. That's fucking stupid.
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No, yeah. It's like, it's just dumb and
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the Yeah, and it's like she has three boyfriend's what you gonna
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do? Sit them down with the
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PowerPoint. That's what they're expecting.
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But then they won't share anything about themselves.
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Yeah. You know, what's funny?
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You know, how she does write that list of all her fantasies?
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Yeah, the convenient that pretty much, the only thing is her
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dating multiple guys at once. Yeah, convenient a convenient.
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They're able to provide this and right now magic number was three
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of them is exactly not fall, not to really They've been working
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hard on the to. I've been working overtime.
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Wait. But, I mean, they went on, was
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it like this second day that she ended up hooking up with yes,
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bro, jumping right in? I kind of was getting annoyed
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for her about what they do, but they're like teasing.
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I was like, what is happening? Like, this is so awkward.
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No. But I get it.
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That was giving me like fourteen-year-old Vibes, like
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you not put the movie on. This is wait until something
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happens. The second Wing very soon.
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It was so gross, and then how she kept reiterating, I'm sorry.
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Needle actually go between them. When we go out to dinner eyes,
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every time they look at you all, but I feel like I do little Jim,
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she does the bit where, and it takes me on makes me laugh and
23:22
every sex scene that happens, but when when anyone calls their
23:26
own vagina or whatever my say, oh no, it's a dog thing.
23:29
It's a thing, it's not it is no, but it shouldn't be, it
23:34
shouldn't be but it is. It doesn't make you laugh
23:36
because it does. But would you rather when they
23:39
touch my vagina? She was like I remember the
23:45
exact phrasing it was so young and I hate you know it makes me
23:48
think of dogs. You know what's worse?
23:50
What wet heat. I'll take that over my set.
23:54
You would take wet heat. Yeah yeah.
23:58
So nice. Shangri-La P wet heat.
24:00
My sex is just okay. National Geographic like I feel
24:03
like I told you to get a list because there's some really
24:06
weird ones. Let's do that as a separate
24:08
thing mind. Yeah.
24:09
We need. We need a separate.
24:11
Yeah. Just Just the words that we
24:12
have, you heard of, so there's like, a fantasy book and she
24:16
called The Velvet sword. Yes, you know me?
24:19
No, you told me you've already thrown the dice because we're
24:23
really reliving it. I'm sure this was fun sitting
24:26
there. I don't know.
24:27
It just made me laugh every time like come on go genuine
24:31
question. Do you think Layla is the
24:33
biggest pick me of all time? The MVP just the biggest.
24:37
Biggest baddest pygmy that has ever existed.
24:41
Sleep feel like she's probably on the second but like as a
24:46
pygmy though, she's so bad. Yeah.
24:50
I don't even. Does she have friends?
24:52
No. Does she have family?
24:54
Like? Because she was bullied so hard,
24:56
but she's lost her family. I was bullied so hard.
25:00
My family, they died. They went back to wherever they
25:04
came from. Like, what is going on in this
25:06
girl's life? Hmm.
25:08
I think she said she was just so busy.
25:10
She lost she didn't have Of time for them because one of them
25:13
called it as I told her to spend time with them, who did a friend
25:17
who has a clue Co Josh. I went all in with Jack Jack.
25:22
What would they have combined cop, throttle quadropple name.
25:25
Be like, Lyle, lack or shhhh ook Don't have a lilac shorts.
25:43
Okay, so thing that took me out as well is the author's
25:47
descriptions of the sex scenes were crazy, but you're not even
25:50
going to tell us about what they look like naked or the pain.
25:55
You just got to assume they have a good one.
25:57
What am I even here? Well, I feel like they leave it
26:00
up to you. What is this?
26:01
Build a dick? Yes, because yours could be
26:03
worse than mine in. Mine could be worse for you.
26:05
Like what? So I'm terrified of penises,
26:12
random that is so gross. I'm Terrebonne.
26:17
So it's a good pick your own adventure.
26:19
Yeah, dick addition. Big addition.
26:21
But I mean, I'm clicking left. So concerned right now I'll
26:29
throw you off for another 90. Just that I actually really
26:33
appreciate her cashier at so sexy.
26:35
So okay because sometimes they're like so rushed and they
26:40
somehow never have full play. Well, this one like some of
26:43
these win over multiple chapter than one girl.
26:45
When is it going to wrap up? No fading to black.
26:47
Er no no no fading but does the opposite.
26:49
It was like it's staring Us in the face.
26:52
This is for people that want details.
26:54
Yeah. True.
26:55
Except the penis you got to create your own penis, that the
26:58
only thing because you have never read a reverse alarm
27:01
before. It's it's like triple quadruple
27:04
the amount of sex. So it is like you'll get ten
27:07
pages. Sex. 10 pages six it just on
27:10
repeat. Well, what's interesting about
27:12
this story is Zach and Josh. They have their second day and
27:16
then they start having sex. They Don't Really discuss the
27:20
relationship boundaries or whatever you like, keep you
27:24
showing our podcast and we'll talk about how we faked dating
27:27
but will imply that we're fucking.
27:29
But then we're actually fucking. What's the point of actually
27:32
fucking if you're not going to admit that on the podcast?
27:35
Yeah. Use aren't fake dating anymore
27:37
because they I keep she's like, well, you are my boyfriend.
27:41
I am your boyfriend. And there was that one time he
27:44
was like, he might end up in a jail cell because she might fly
27:47
that was Josh's in love with her.
27:49
Josh has the same proud of him. Joshua is Zach's really annoying
27:52
when he's into certain girls and he forgot about that.
27:55
So that all in love with her. But how does that just naturally
27:59
happen like that? They were like, okay cool.
28:03
Without ever saying, we're allowed to hook up on our own
28:06
were only allowed to look up together.
28:08
They just don't think I give a fuck.
28:09
Yeah, they don't. I mean she tried him covered
28:12
Josh honorary and then he was like, not into it.
28:15
Yeah. Which is what is she trying to
28:17
have sex with Luke on his own and then they're all joined in?
28:20
I know he's Josh, okay. I feel like Josh is pining for
28:25
Kyle exact do everything together.
28:29
They do get STD tests to get. I was wondering what level.
28:32
Over on with this for something because when Josh was like,
28:36
questioning her fantasies you here immediately was like boy on
28:41
boy. Come on, boy.
28:42
The desert does, the boy does things with the other boy.
28:45
He said, just the girl getting everything.
28:47
Can we all focused on the girl here?
28:49
Steve for the Zack attack? Yeah, he's like, is this my
28:52
chair? He's like, he's this, my shot
28:55
shooting my shot, I feel like he is, I feel like he would have
28:59
been besties since grade school, they have sex with women.
29:02
In all the time. All the time together on tag
29:05
team it up the first time. They have sex.
29:08
Yeah. And they're in Zach's bedroom.
29:09
Yeah, I'm trying to roll it, work out.
29:12
So Josh is on Monday her. Yeah.
29:16
She's getting fucked by exact while she's leaning on Josh.
29:20
So does that mean like if her head is on the Josh's just that
29:27
Zack is staring directly into her and Josh's fact, like are
29:31
they all just So close. Probably.
29:35
I think you can't be closed in a space like I do.
29:39
I get it. He's staring deep into Josh's.
29:45
Josh is like caress. My leg please Josh is doing
29:51
boring. Yes, they should go off into the
29:59
sunset together. Yes.
30:00
Fuck Lou, coffees boring anyway. Yeah.
30:02
He's like weirdly aggressive and it's gross.
30:04
He's kind of dumb like he sorry I lost track.
30:07
No no it's okay. I just want my Zack and Josh
30:10
love story and that's it. Someone write that for us.
30:15
Oh no. Sorry Layla saw her ex even
30:18
though she's never had a boyfriend.
30:20
Emily apparently, she does. Now she's been lying.
30:22
She was too embarrassed to admit that she dated Donnie a boy from
30:26
school for a week and wasn't even.
30:28
Yeah, there's literally a week and it was a school thing.
30:31
It was like a trap. And why is it that there's
30:33
always a fucking missed ex-boyfriend to just make
30:36
everyone else in the present? Look good.
30:37
I can imagine this man had a receding hairline.
30:41
He kept wiping his hands on his shirt.
30:43
You know, there was grease stains chicken sauce.
30:45
Just he seems like the grossest person.
30:49
Yeah. And we find out that she was
30:50
actually really badly bullied and slut-shamed even though she
30:53
didn't do anything with him. Yeah.
30:55
And then so she's having a breakdown about it.
30:58
Which fair fair and then she got Josh to pick her up.
31:02
Something Luke got just yes I'm gonna drop to pick her up at
31:06
night and then she tried to use sex as a way to get over it.
31:10
Yeah, he was desperately like oh, I'm horny now and just was
31:13
like fuck. No.
31:14
Because yeah, it was like here cuddle me.
31:16
He's like you're obviously upset emotionally and zaxxon he is so
31:20
I would be even with. Ah, he's like I need sucked.
31:24
Feels like this big beefy arms around me.
31:30
I need to straddle me again. It's honestly this is a love
31:35
story about Jack and Josh. Nothing can convince me.
31:38
Otherwise - yeah, they're the only ones that matter lylas just
31:42
the fucking meat in the sandwich.
31:43
No one cares about Layla real. Oh, after that Saga.
31:48
So they spoon and go to sleep. And then Zach just walks into
31:51
the room, the next day, and Luke.
31:53
And Zach is so concerned that like, Waylon was upset again,
31:56
this is what the second time in a year or something.
31:58
Shut allowed to be upset, but they always act like this.
32:02
So, She told you know what? She probably would have been
32:04
fine. But yeah, hopefully her last
32:06
role because remember she was super stressed.
32:09
This book has all them Twitter things in there too and some of
32:12
them fail. Yeah, but very relevant to real
32:14
life. Yep, she's being harassed.
32:16
Her business is not being managed well because she's too
32:19
busy getting laid pretty much. Yeah.
32:21
So it's a bit of our own fault, though.
32:24
These men are always have such a savior complex about her.
32:27
Yeah. They're like, oh my God, we need
32:28
to go buy her, the best breakfast.
32:29
And then they just walk into the room and then she, She sort of
32:32
explaining how badly she was bullied and then Luke just takes
32:36
it so far left, like he takes it so personal.
32:39
He's like, how did I not know that you were being bullied at
32:43
smile smile but am I and somehow magically had all the letters
32:49
printed out. Yeah.
32:50
In a fiery but he/she High, barreling, themself about that
32:55
filed for like, but she couldn't have our receipts filed, she had
32:59
it ready to go. Like, he's my file, a tax of
33:01
every bleep. What Be using this hole.
33:03
And it was at least 10 years ago, I will just going on, maybe
33:06
no whip that out at this reunions, they apparently happy,
33:09
I don't know. I mean, girl, needs therapy
33:11
anyway, but she probably could work that out, okay?
33:14
She was kind of find about it though.
33:16
Yeah, she was kind of like Luke stop making this about, you
33:20
know, this isn't your fault kind of thing, stop making it about
33:22
you, and then she walks out of the bedroom and tries to calm
33:26
down low because you just fucking walked out without
33:28
saying anything. Yeah.
33:29
And then she's just like, this isn't your fault party.
33:32
Blah, I'm an adult talking solution is to grab her
33:36
ponytail, try and make out with it, he's like, oh my god, I've
33:39
been holding back for so long. Meanwhile, he's been talking
33:43
this whole time about her skimpy outfits in that and hearing them
33:46
have sex multiple times. He's been all bricked up or what
33:51
literally that's disgusting as in.
33:53
And then all my exact walks out of the room with his eyes
33:56
covered because she's full blowing him in what I assume is
33:59
a whole way. Yeah, I'll Andrew.
34:01
I hope these people have curtain.
34:03
Imagine, if you will that Neighbors on the outside, like
34:06
six flights out there. Good not ever.
34:08
What about? If there's a neighboring
34:10
building, you'd be like, oh, there's that girl like.
34:12
Hey, you know, like, damn, she's giving she's like, with all of
34:17
them, guys. I like podcast fans and they're
34:19
like, well, that confirms that. Wow.
34:22
And then this is the bit that stupid about Luke is he just
34:25
switches into want to be Christian Grey.
34:27
This is nowhere cousin suit. Now, I don't mind said I read it
34:31
so grossly I'm Like yeah. Yep and it turned off any
34:34
Silver. Fox vibe that even yeah possibly
34:37
existed no Silver Fox to him know it just went so gross and
34:42
then they walked in and then they just decided they were
34:44
going to join in. You know what is confusing?
34:47
They don't even communicate about.
34:49
It isn't the whole purpose of having open relationships is you
34:52
got to talk about your boundaries and what to expect?
34:54
I just walk in and they're like, ah, I guess Luke's tapping in
34:57
hell at any given time. He didn't even tap in, he stood
35:01
there and watched So she doesn't have to be loyal.
35:05
No. So old sis Layla could just go
35:09
to a club and pick up a fucking fourth boyfriend.
35:12
I feel like that would probably be where their boundaries why
35:16
why are they so weird? And then like, bro, Vibes of
35:21
weird because it back to Josh saying that he would kill any
35:25
other person real of a moody Queen.
35:29
Hmm. Yeah.
35:30
Like Zach walks out and he's like, oh cool.
35:32
This is normal there. Shagging the shaggs shag carpet.
35:42
You don't like Josh totally has the feels.
35:44
Yeah. When's that gonna explode?
35:46
I hope they fight each other. Oh God I hope this is way too
35:51
easy. Have you met a man ever?
35:54
They eager like they got to be fighting everyone else.
35:58
This is what I hate these kind of books never work out in real
36:01
life. You don't hear about that many
36:04
reverse harems their look. I know they exist.
36:09
I'm just saying it would be very hard to have an array needs.
36:11
No, this is not real life. It would not last very long
36:15
because I feel like men can't handle the competition.
36:20
Oh my God. So before they have full-blown
36:23
foursome, right? She's already been blowing Luke
36:27
for a little bit and then she randomly go.
36:28
So is everyone clean go you being spit roasted by these
36:31
guys? Eyes for at least, three weeks
36:33
or whatever it is and now you're asking if they're clean, that's
36:36
what I thought. And then they're like, oh, we
36:38
went last week, why didn't you go?
36:40
Oh yeah. But what I assume is they were
36:43
using condoms but that's not what if it comes off and you've
36:46
just been burning. Like I'm sure lots and limbs are
36:48
going everywhere and all of the people, all of them have.
36:51
Exactly. And then looks like, oh yeah,
36:53
I've got the paperwork somewhere.
36:55
How old is that? Paperwork, sir.
36:57
It's about 20 years. He said, it's been ages since he
37:00
had sex, so, you know. And then she goes, aw, More
37:02
about the paperwork. I trust that you wouldn't hurt
37:04
me. Why are you even asking, then?
37:06
Why are you pretending to ask, if they're all clean, all the
37:08
sudden turn really late? Probably her Kink?
37:12
I just had you what an awesome put something in from, they put
37:15
it in because they know they're going to get roasted.
37:17
Otherwise, we read this in another book to.
37:21
It's just awkward times to bring up sexual testing.
37:23
It was all car, like, yeah. And he pulled me out of these
37:27
couple who has that, like, their insurance just even a dash
37:30
thing. Like, oh, cool, his huh?
37:33
Formation well. Yeah, just got it when I did my
37:37
last tune-up or year things all year.
37:39
But you know, my last oil change like, what is going on?
37:44
Stop it. Don't you guys have fucking
37:46
digital medical regular some shit.
37:47
He's too old. I feel like that shit somewhere
37:53
or do you like it's on medical chocolate?
37:56
It's over Claire. It's not on paper.
38:00
It's on the Google Drive. Yeah, exactly.
38:02
Lucas. I dumped her because
38:04
immediately, after Josh is like, are you sure you want to do this
38:07
or something? Looks like, I'm assuming she
38:10
wants us to take us a raw and they're like, what?
38:12
The raw not the rule, not the raw dogging.
38:16
We had brought to the list in raw.
38:18
I'm done. I'm done.
38:20
Whenever that I'm like, you are the dumbest person and also, why
38:23
did his entire vocabulary change?
38:26
Yeah, he turned into want to be Christian Grey from want to be
38:30
alpha male and then he's all Roar this raw that like fucking
38:34
okay, bro. He thinks he's cool.
38:36
All of a sudden, like he thinks he's daddy dumb daddy dumb.
38:40
All of a sudden when he's really the littlest bitch off of your
38:45
jars. Unethical bitch, we know the
38:50
real daddy dumb of the situation Lila.
38:56
Scam and everyone she's like guess what guys?
38:59
I know how to date and fuck. She's like I never needed this
39:05
wanted to get slammed. He's being like, I'm in for the
39:10
long run. I think teen this up for years.
39:14
That would be a power move. Hello here?
39:16
She pal moved. There's no, but she was so great
39:19
at it. Every time.
39:21
Do you know what's funny? No one asked her if she was
39:23
clean. Everything under the sun, I
39:31
didn't ask. They didn't care.
39:32
They assumed. They assumed they assume she
39:35
doesn't have sex. She has random hookups So you
39:39
can't just trust a book by it's cover.
39:41
It's not one direction to get her paperwork.
39:43
No, she would have had it on file to, it's probably on the
39:47
floor somewhere. It's a different folder.
39:51
It's The Accidental receipt. She sent through so much and if
39:55
she did, she sent her STI tests to the supply up.
39:58
She's like please. And he just likes the like I'm
40:03
not mad. This is the Wendy's.
40:08
Fuck. So, the foursome scene started
40:11
after that, awkward chart and boil, it went for like three
40:14
chapters Much. It wasn't giving my it was
40:20
giving lubed up also, hold everything.
40:23
That's it. I've got so much description of
40:26
her asshole, being pressured Under Pressure.
40:30
You know what? Like fucked, just spell it
40:34
asshole with an a SS. Oh, well know, that it was our
40:38
soul. No, it was something else goes
40:40
in our Zone and nobody are song. I understand that.
40:46
Correct, English spelling open eight to a Caribbean back.
40:48
Whole they kept calling it back whole.
40:51
Not the back hole on the back. Oh not even a bum hole even a
40:56
bung Not the real entrance. Look, my bunghole dream, I know
41:09
it's Australian. Girl, give me that bunghole.
41:14
So you got that booty holes, that Tuesday afternoon, where do
41:23
they think that Loops going? You know, how looks like her
41:25
bundles, are you gonna wear? What do you think it's going?
41:30
There's only so much Lube that you can put on them, but what do
41:34
you want to sleep? When I slide in like a teacher
41:38
mode? Then he's like, dude, I've been
41:40
in enough bunghole. This isn't enough.
41:49
He's like I've got the life experience to know that this
41:51
spunky Hollow the ten, ten years old.
41:54
Yeah this is the dry asshole. Even person anal queen, you
42:00
think should be a bit more relaxed, right?
42:02
She was maybe that's why she wasn't possibly, probably not
42:08
him only putting the tip in to come in her off.
42:16
So you're dumb. Oh God.
42:18
But the same just had me. Quaking, with walks, not gonna
42:23
lie. I was not re waiting in a good
42:25
one, who was coming. Everywhere, this is so much
42:28
everybody that Luke was just getting calm down by Luke.
42:33
He was on the bottom, Josh was on the bottom.
42:36
She was Luke was by now, your mouth into the side, but she was
42:41
and then fucking told me it was over there.
42:43
Was she like, yeah, she literally said, this is So,
42:46
uncomfortable position ever. But I'm here for it but I'm here
42:49
for it doesn't. Everyone was simultaneously
42:52
coming at once Josh? Josh was like, it was coupling
42:56
it up. Ha ha ha Jewish Woods by King.
43:06
Josh is just trying to look past her to see.
43:08
Zack. Like like I have you done my
43:12
butthole yet? He's like my butt's, right?
43:16
All the way down here. He's just looking at Zach just
43:19
pummeling into her just like could be me.
43:26
He would be too scared to ask his friend.
43:29
I feel like it's actually just out here doing shit for the
43:31
podcast, and I appreciate it. He's like, let's chop two
43:33
fingers up a time. We material for the planet.
43:36
No. Good.
43:37
He's a good. How does sheep?
43:39
One have a lingerie brand but she doesn't know what a butt
43:43
plug is or a dildo. Come on.
43:46
She didn't come down a long shower.
43:48
Don't most lingerie Brands now cell library.
43:51
Yes, thank you all very much like you can get laundry from
43:54
the sex shops, you can get sex stuff from lingerie shops.
43:57
Are all intermingle now. Yeah, she's just seriously.
44:04
She's just pulling the whole innocent act.
44:06
Yeah, really, she's got a big, a big old box up top, she's got a
44:10
double and she's got everything. Well, the funny thing is, is
44:13
they never go to her apartment. So she She's probably the actual
44:17
Christian grey and has a red room of pain or whatever the
44:20
fuck. I mean, they had three bedrooms,
44:24
She probably does have three bedrooms.
44:25
I think she said, she only has like a one-bedroom compared to
44:28
this. Yeah.
44:29
But they're on the same, not that she spends any time in
44:32
there, too busy. Getting plowed.
44:34
Next door. I actually have my own bedroom
44:38
Bible than Zacks. Bedrooms.
44:40
That gives like dirty socks on the floor, like come-come
44:44
packets. Okay, he's giving me moldy
44:50
carpet by like pizza on a plate in the morning.
44:53
You know, coffee, that's starting to go chunky.
44:56
It's, it's poo either. Just know it.
44:59
It's your smelly room. Got to give the Neighbors on the
45:02
other side of the other apartment complex has something
45:05
to look at to. So if they, if she goes to her
45:07
room, then she also assert his dominance for the entire, the
45:11
explore that she's fucking this entire group of podcast.
45:15
I mean, because I guess, She's getting railed, all the time,
45:17
all the time, all the time. Even looks like they're loud.
45:21
They are loud. They're loud and proud, so no
45:26
offense. But when I read the transcripts
45:28
of the podcast itself, I can't imagine that being into talking
45:30
about the egg at least get right into what you're doing.
45:34
The only person that was funny and it gets still gave me the
45:37
egg anyway was Layla and Zack, everything else so dry.
45:41
Hmm. In the last one towards the
45:44
Middle where we've cut off reading.
45:46
Was like a chair scrapes because Luke just had to fuck her right
45:50
after the podcast like relax. Alright acts my guy and then
45:54
she'd be like sitting on one of their laps or something like
45:56
could anything be a more desperate.
45:58
Hmm. And I feel like they should have
46:01
just changed the segment to the three.
46:03
Single guys try a poly relationship with this Layla
46:07
cheek instead of being like we're really just trying to help
46:10
her get married. I settle down next segment.
46:13
Oh you know put all they're doing is Burning.
46:17
Yeah, it's funny because Luke brings it up before he starts
46:19
burning her and he goes. It's weird because she doesn't
46:22
need help in that department, but they all they do is keep
46:24
fucking her and then he's just joins in yet because he's got
46:27
nothing better to do with. People beat them, join them, at
46:32
least, he's not beating himself off anymore.
46:34
Yeah, there's no reason there was that one chapter where he
46:37
was like, I had to hide my heart on from them kissing in the
46:40
hallway. Relax.
46:42
Have these guys ever like had sex before acting not thirsty.
46:46
Oh my God. Surely not.
46:51
If that was my roommate. I probably be like well this is
46:54
my time to probably leave the apartment and go get dinner.
46:59
I'll give you like can use text me, like jerking, it just my had
47:04
sex in there Altman at all times.
47:05
Like salty, like every seven weddings.
47:09
A walk down musti. Yeah, Most he's wealthy drippy
47:15
sloppy anyway, there was like a weird Twitter thing in there
47:19
where they're like if I wanted to listen to a little girl,
47:23
nagging on me about my relationship, I go live with my
47:26
mom or something. But like there's no bits of her
47:30
actually talking. So it doesn't make sense and
47:32
she's not nagging. No, I think they just didn't
47:35
want to hear that her dating advice or whatever but then
47:38
they're all under glorified to be giving dating advice.
47:40
So that's the whole concept of the show.
47:42
Yeah, it should just be called shit advice that it had to be
47:47
single. Do you realistically think?
47:50
It's actually fake dating. If you're banging three of your
47:52
neighbors all at once, what part of that is fake and there's not
47:57
much a dating. Yeah, the gone out to dinner
48:00
like twice they once No, they had dinner Rios.
48:05
They went to a bar, but they went to a bar and then they went
48:08
and then jumping and then Josh cooked him.
48:10
This weird dinner, that's not even dating.
48:13
And then go to a bar where she got covered in.
48:17
BR, and Donald was there, how is that?
48:20
A realistic dating experience? I'm pretty sure one of Josh's
48:24
chapters he says he uses it as an excuse.
48:27
Yeah, be with her. That's embarrassing.
48:30
Don't he literally could have asked her out.
48:33
Was he gonna wind this back? How's he gonna?
48:35
Because I reckon she's gonna end up with one of them and I feel
48:38
like Josh is going to try and win back and be like, let's be
48:41
together. That's what I think is going to
48:42
happen. But how can you do that when
48:44
you're roommates, have fucked her in front of your face?
48:49
Yep. How can you wind that back?
48:51
And then don't be like, oh, let's just be monogamous now
48:54
just don't give eyeballs and I reckon they just gonna all be a
48:57
happy little stop. That's how it I want to implode.
49:02
It probably will employ die. I reckon because I've got the
49:05
school reunions and the wedding coming up.
49:10
So they've got to Gary's times wedding two times written, but I
49:14
feel like it's not going to implode in a way that you know,
49:16
how we're like. Oh, usually there's somewhere in
49:18
a problem. It's going to be something like
49:19
she's insecure embarrassed, because she does not want to go
49:23
out with them in public all together, because she's
49:26
embarrassed, I feel like that's going to do.
49:28
It's going to be, like jealousy. Hmm, I hope the guys fight each
49:31
other. That's what I hope all because,
49:33
it's just what I live for. Yeah, for this book anyway.
49:35
Yeah. And I want Luke ex-wife to be
49:38
scandalized at I think when he brings her as the day jerk and
49:41
he'll bring her solo, I'll just gonna be there anyway.
49:44
Yeah, just and zakah going, huh? All because he's his best
49:48
friend. Yeah.
49:48
So he's dropped his plus-one, Yemen Luke's gonna bring him
49:52
Layla. Oh my, she gets its reckon.
49:55
That's just it. That's going to be the revenge.
49:57
It's the satisfying. I don't know because I feel like
50:00
that bringing a me into it a lot for it to just be that because
50:03
she didn't help with the bullying.
50:05
So her revenge is going to see that her ex-husband is plowing a
50:08
student. Hmm.
50:09
I wonder Under if these emails will come up to because there's
50:13
no way she'd bring up email. Yeah, them not to be brought up,
50:16
but I mean that many kids get ignored about their balloon, but
50:19
they were saying she could sue you sue the school for not
50:25
acting on it. I suppose I could.
50:28
But then what's the law? I don't know, but it's too late.
50:31
You're an adult. Now know that you can do that
50:34
shit when you're an adult, okay? It would probably be the
50:37
psychological damage or whatever the hell.
50:39
Like she does have a lot of damaged psychologically, so it
50:43
makes all the sense if she fucks them up.
50:47
I hope so. It was like a lot of different
50:49
teachers and also the it was all of her teacher's.
50:51
Wow, ignoring her and slut shaming, her one of them called
50:54
her, a slag. Yeah.
50:56
Yeah. How would you prove it?
50:57
Oh, for that particular thing because it was just verbal, I
51:00
don't, I don't know. Well I suppose it she doesn't
51:03
really need to prove it because Johnny openly colder tuggy and
51:07
ground but he Can't really be sued because he was just another
51:12
student so he kind of gets away with this shit but the teachers
51:15
shouldn't make them. It's like I'm gonna sleep
51:17
thought when they picked her up from that I thought that Zach
51:22
and Luke. We're going to go like put his
51:23
head through a wall, but I thought was happening.
51:25
I didn't actually legitimately think that's what they were
51:28
doing. I didn't think they would
51:29
legitimately going to work on this.
51:31
Yeah, t-shirts that they fucked up true.
51:35
But to be fed, do they really care about Layla that much?
51:39
I think Do okay because they've all been in love with her for so
51:43
long. I just think that but I feel
51:45
like they're just used that as an opening.
51:47
I don't get why none of them made a proper move
51:50
independently, they lack confidence that all insecure,
51:54
that they had, literally a package deal.
51:55
They didn't want to ruin the Friendship.
51:57
She that you know what, maybe they didn't want to ruin the
52:00
friendship with her and then say, like is Zack.
52:03
Zack knew how much Josh was in love with her?
52:05
Yeah. If Zack got with her then he
52:07
would ruin his friendship with yeah.
52:08
Josh. And Then they all knew Luke was
52:11
into our. So maybe they ruin that it would
52:13
just be a circle. Yeah, and the only one they
52:15
didn't think was in love with her was Zack, but they say he is
52:19
you. So it just fuck if she got with
52:22
one of them I'm assuming it would fuck up the rest.
52:25
Yeah I think what's going to happen is she's going to end up
52:28
with Josh. That's what I think.
52:31
Oh yeah. I don't know why.
52:32
I'm just saying no, she'll end up with all three.
52:34
They're like age appropriate. I don't know.
52:37
She'll end up with all three. You reckon?
52:39
Yeah, that's you. Yeah.
52:40
Okay. I reckon she'll end up on their
52:42
podcast permanently. So do you reckon like three-way
52:45
engagement? Yeah, is going to be the end.
52:48
Well, they had a little thing with as I said someone had.
52:51
Yep. I think freeway with four-way
52:53
engagement. Yeah.
52:55
Okay. So we kind of left off.
52:58
So we finished chapter 41 and if that was just the end of that
53:03
sex scene to sort of confirm that they're all together and
53:05
then it was a little transcript on that podcast.
53:07
It was the end of her. But getting The penetrative and
53:11
then but the podcast was so watered down.
53:13
Yeah. Can't go from anal to just looks
53:18
like was so Disney compared to what actually happened?
53:25
Yeah. And even the audience don't even
53:27
know the like are you guys actually hooking up or is this
53:29
just a joke they all. But they're all putting the
53:32
blame on her. Like, this is a ploy for her
53:34
business. Well yes, she's getting a
53:35
two-for-one deal. Yep.
53:37
She's getting advertising. Yeah, and she can't even Keep up
53:40
with the demand, nah, she needs to kind of a win-win for all of
53:44
them. I'm surprised.
53:45
And I'm like, they're all like, oh, she's so tired of all the
53:47
time. Three men, get them down there,
53:49
packing orders, bitch. I know get them in them in the
53:52
factory. Get them in there.
53:54
Welcome, welcome. I honestly think if you're Luke
53:59
is this really where you want your life to go.
54:03
He's having his midlife crisis, okay?
54:04
It's going downhill, okay. You just can't afford a bike
54:08
yet. Do you recognize it all?
54:09
Just fully Polly and they just can't upon it by mistake.
54:13
I reckon They Came Upon it by mistake because that could
54:15
literally said he prefers having sex in a group because he gets
54:21
to watch the girl getting off properly.
54:24
Okay, that's so they don't just dated this other girl and
54:27
they're like, oh, this is great. Yes, it's replicated with old
54:30
me. Awesome.
54:32
Across the hallway. It's a well-oiled machine should
54:35
be say lubed. Never see them lead.
54:39
All Souls its tingly. It's water-based.
54:43
I love how she just feel like I'm going to.
54:44
What? Lubin's?
54:45
I don't want sex toys are. I get off on my own just fine
54:50
and then she's like shove it in my ass.
54:53
She's like, what's that plug? And though it up, meanwhile,
54:56
she's got the biggest butt plug. She's got one of those door
54:59
stoppers. Yeah.
55:01
Chief In plain sight. I'm like, what is that a
55:05
centerpiece, right? Yes.
55:07
My little don't have much. Like we need a bit more depth,
55:10
you know. No, it's not.
55:14
I mean, she really doesn't. And the main part of the book is
55:18
Zack, you get more from Zach than anyone else.
55:20
Mmm, which is fine because it's so weird that he goes from,
55:23
like, being funny, goofy annoying, and then he's like a
55:27
very serious. And he's brain, it's very like,
55:29
it's like, dude, I know he's a Wild one.
55:32
He's a wild one. So do we have any other
55:35
predictions? No, just wait and see what
55:37
happens. She's going to be a very mild
55:39
problem like a very easily like an itch.
55:42
Like a yeah. It's probably going to be her
55:45
bullying thing. Resurfacing.
55:46
The Amy lady's going to deny everything.
55:48
Yeah, well, I mean, she's going to be like, you deny everything.
55:51
Mom, I'm gonna fuck your ex-husband.
55:53
I'm gonna fuck you in front of you at the wedding and also your
55:57
new husband's boy, I mean fucking brother.
56:02
Husbands, boyfriend. She's just getting railed up on
56:05
the wedding party on while they're trying to get back.
56:08
Get it girl, Live Your Dream, they all of the other guests
56:12
alike, who decided this totally intertwined.
56:15
Somehow, of course, I don't know why.
56:18
Why is she so desperate? For Luke to go to her wedding.
56:21
I wouldn't want my eggs going to my wedding.
56:23
She's Luke still mmm. She's gonna have to go through
56:29
all of them to get to him. Like I didn't think about the
56:33
fight off. Everyone she's gonna go through
56:35
Layla first module and Zack and Josh.
56:37
They're like he's my business partner.
56:40
I feel like them as a trio, a more tight and they can just
56:43
interchange the girl. Yeah, like, who's using, who, if
56:47
I Layla Loki, using them or are they using Layla feel like
56:51
they're all using each other? But it's just another.
56:53
Yeah, very, it's going to kind of wrap up and a little, you
56:56
think it's going to be smooth and wrapped up in a typo.
56:58
I'm hoping for the friendships to fall apart.
57:01
Is that a Ahead. That's it, that's it.
57:03
So I guess, tune in, next time for part two and we'll see if
57:07
any of we'll see if it goes Emily's way, in a smooth
57:09
sailing, or if it's a train wreck, that's what I'm hoping
57:12
for be nice. Let's find a way your way would
57:16
be more entertaining. I hope it is.
57:18
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