Latest / The Breakfast Club / DONKEY: Jess Hilarious Gives Her Friends & Family Donkey Of The Day Over Kids Chaos & 4th Of July Mess
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- 0:01Speaker 1: It's time for Donkey of the Day.
- 0:03Speaker 2: You have a bunch of donkeys out here the street,
- 0:05Speaker 2: Donkey to day called Donkey of the Day.
- 0:08Speaker 3: It really caught me off guards. We live a life
- 0:09Speaker 3: where we might are telling based off who we may offended.
- 0:11Speaker 3: You never would say anything.
- 0:15Speaker 2: You are a donkey.
- 0:18Speaker 3: That is why Charlamage. Some donkey to day's just saw
- 0:22Speaker 3: themself the breakfast club. Okay, Charlamage, we've been giving Donkey
- 0:26Speaker 3: of the day too. It's the day, just give it
- 0:27Speaker 3: to him.
- 0:29Speaker 4: So Donky of to Day for Monday, July sixth. Look,
- 0:32Speaker 4: I don't know if I should be giving Donkey of
- 0:34Speaker 4: the Day. But over the weekend I had a huge
- 0:36Speaker 4: Fourth of July party and I invited family friends, me
- 0:39Speaker 4: and my husband. We had a ball, We watched our
- 0:41Speaker 4: kids play everything. It was a nice setup from beginning
- 0:44Speaker 4: to and after the party was over, a lot of
- 0:46Speaker 4: people left and didn't help clean up. Some did stay behind,
- 0:49Speaker 4: but most of them left didn't help clean up, and
- 0:52Speaker 4: they weren't in control of their kids. I don't like
- 0:54Speaker 4: inviting nobody over who can't control their kids. Why should
- 0:57Speaker 4: I be spanking your kids? Why should I be pinching
- 0:59Speaker 4: your kids?
- 1:00Speaker 3: Like there's no way.
- 1:00Speaker 4: I mean, I wanted to, but if you had control
- 1:03Speaker 4: under your you know, over your kid, then I did.
- 1:05Speaker 4: I shouldn't.
- 1:06Speaker 3: I shouldn't. I wouldn't have had to do that, you
- 1:08Speaker 3: know what I mean.
- 1:08Speaker 4: And I'm so tired because we cleaned up Fourth of
- 1:11Speaker 4: July night all the way into last night. And as
- 1:15Speaker 4: tired as I am, I still showed up here today
- 1:17Speaker 4: because that's what.
- 1:18Speaker 3: You got to do.
- 1:18Speaker 4: You got to work right, And so I felt like
- 1:21Speaker 4: I should give donkey the other day, so all of
- 1:24Speaker 4: those people who just left. Now, I know I'm the host,
- 1:26Speaker 4: and that's the job and responsibility of hosting an event
- 1:29Speaker 4: like that, especially when it's at your house. But god damn,
- 1:33Speaker 4: I could have had a lot more help.
- 1:34Speaker 3: My ankle hurt.
- 1:35Speaker 4: I felt like I sound like James this morning. I'm
- 1:37Speaker 4: saying like Jess horse as hell. I had no time
- 1:40Speaker 4: to put on them lash yes, no makeup, no nothing.
- 1:42Speaker 4: This halfwig is pulling my brains out like it's a
- 1:45Speaker 4: whole lot going on thanks to my family.
- 1:48Speaker 3: Over the weekend.
- 1:49Speaker 4: So I want to give the heath to my a
- 1:52Speaker 4: few family and friends. I'm not gonna say their names.
- 1:55Speaker 4: I'm not because I'm out. But it's gonna be a
- 1:57Speaker 4: lot of people. Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of people.
- 2:00Speaker 4: Check gonna be wold, but yes, And I want you
- 2:02Speaker 4: all to call up, actually call up to give donkey
- 2:06Speaker 4: to who you think deserved it over the Fourth of
- 2:08Speaker 4: July weekend. If you had the same experience, if you
- 2:10Speaker 4: hosted or whatever, or if you have a story to
- 2:13Speaker 4: tell us about one time you hosted and somebody did
- 2:15Speaker 4: the same thing to your your family and friends.
- 2:17Speaker 3: Call up right now. One hundred five five one five one.
- 2:21Speaker 4: I just gave donkey to like my family and friends
- 2:23Speaker 4: who didn't help me clean up and who could not
- 2:25Speaker 4: keep control of their kids because I was pinching everybody
- 2:27Speaker 4: little kid.
- 2:28Speaker 2: And I shouldn't have to do it. I shouldn't have
- 2:30Speaker 2: to do that, you know what I'm saying. You know
- 2:31Speaker 2: what's crazy though. When I was listening to you, I'm like,
- 2:34Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever stayed, like really fully behind
- 2:36Speaker 2: and helped somebody clean up after like a barbecue or
- 2:38Speaker 2: family guether like I might.
- 2:40Speaker 3: Grat try to help nothing, I will do that.
- 2:45Speaker 2: She has like the younger people in the family year right,
- 2:47Speaker 2: but like to fully be there and like be riping down. Yeah.
- 2:51Speaker 3: But see I didn't even require all of it.
- 2:53Speaker 4: You don't got white down tables, you don't got to
- 2:55Speaker 4: even help put the furniture back up. But nothing but
- 2:57Speaker 4: god damn all that trash. And then like it was
- 3:00Speaker 4: trash from people, like from people's kids. They would throw
- 3:02Speaker 4: the little huggy juices on the damn ground.
- 3:04Speaker 2: Nothing. You know, it wasn't real crazy, but it's like
- 3:07Speaker 2: clean up after your kids, clean up aft to yourself
- 3:09Speaker 2: and just help.
- 3:09Speaker 3: A little bit. I think I'm more mad about them
- 3:12Speaker 3: not taking control over their kids. I can't say it
- 3:14Speaker 3: was the food good. Did you have fool uf?
- 3:15Speaker 1: Yes?
- 3:15Speaker 4: Absolutely we had everything fried chicken ribs, we had baked ribs,
- 3:22Speaker 4: grilled ribs, hot dogs, hamburgers. You know, no, actually some
- 3:26Speaker 4: people did. We I required them to pitch in. Everybody
- 3:31Speaker 4: clean up to yes, everybody, because.
- 3:33Speaker 3: This is the house. This is my house, y'all. Y'all,
- 3:36Speaker 3: this is the privilege being in my house.
- 3:39Speaker 2: So we're going to the phone lines right now. We
- 3:40Speaker 2: got anybody, good morning?
- 3:42Speaker 3: Who this.
- 3:45Speaker 5: It's Veronica from North Carolina.
- 3:47Speaker 4: Hey, Veronica, good morning, good morning, good morning.
- 3:52Speaker 3: What's up.
- 3:54Speaker 5: I want to give the donkey of today to Charagne
- 3:57Speaker 5: to god, damn, what do you do?
- 4:00Speaker 6: Smacking on the phone?
- 4:03Speaker 3: H smacking?
- 4:06Speaker 7: Sure ain't eating food while he's talking to us talking,
- 4:11Speaker 7: I'm mouth full of food.
- 4:13Speaker 6: Yeah, not nasty.
- 4:14Speaker 3: I know, I don't even like. That's wow that I'm
- 4:18Speaker 3: sitting at the mic. He be sitting at too.
- 4:20Speaker 2: Let me smell it eighty got listen girl, I know
- 4:23Speaker 2: that mic is spittest hound.
- 4:26Speaker 3: Thank you so much, girl, thank you, And I'm sitting
- 4:28Speaker 3: over here eating. Good morning.
- 4:29Speaker 2: Who's this?
- 4:32Speaker 6: This is Marcus?
- 4:34Speaker 8: What ut?
- 4:35Speaker 3: Marcus? We're giving the donkeysho.
- 4:39Speaker 6: I wholeheartedly apologize, but I want to get a doctor
- 4:42Speaker 6: to David Jess hilarious herself, because what does she expect?
- 4:48Speaker 2: I mean, you're talking to me, I expect I expect
- 4:51Speaker 2: them for everybody to help out, you know that's all?
- 4:54Speaker 6: Oh, I guess I guess you like Daves this morning.
- 4:56Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
- 4:57Speaker 3: I thought he's trying to be funny.
- 4:59Speaker 4: Yeah, he is trying. But I already said that earlier.
- 5:02Speaker 4: Is no, I literally already said that. So I mean
- 5:06Speaker 4: it's for nothing like so that that's it. That's all
- 5:10Speaker 4: you need.
- 5:12Speaker 3: Appreciate it. Good morning?
- 5:14Speaker 2: Who this is.
- 5:17Speaker 9: How you doing? I'm sorry, it's Karina.
- 5:22Speaker 3: How you doing, Hey, Karina, how you doing?
- 5:25Speaker 6: Wonderful?
- 5:25Speaker 9: I want to do down there on the day to.
- 5:27Speaker 3: And indy Iri.
- 5:30Speaker 9: Okay, Yeah, I don't spend that because she's gonna be
- 5:33Speaker 9: mad by spending that. I guess she's gonna be mad
- 5:36Speaker 9: about boosting the movie that's coming out to Right.
- 5:40Speaker 2: You take her to see that movie, I know, because
- 5:43Speaker 2: that movie has such a societal like right not right, rebellion,
- 5:49Speaker 2: rise Up people undertone, to which I know she is
- 5:53Speaker 2: with because she's everything for the people in the community
- 5:55Speaker 2: and for love and the gotherness and all this stuff.
- 5:57Speaker 9: So right, absolutely, But I guess.
- 6:01Speaker 2: On this one night she said she definitely should have
- 6:05Speaker 2: kept her opining to herself on this one.
- 6:07Speaker 3: I can't tell somebody that. No, you can't tell somebody
- 6:10Speaker 3: keep that.
- 6:11Speaker 2: I wasn't upset at the discourse, and I wasn't surprised
- 6:14Speaker 2: by either, because she's spoken out about other things and
- 6:16Speaker 2: other songs too. I just thought that, I think the
- 6:21Speaker 2: boycott part of it, I thought that was too far.
- 6:24Speaker 2: But I think that's why she keeps clarifying that she
- 6:26Speaker 2: never said boycott the song. She said, be very cautious
- 6:30Speaker 2: of what you're listening to what you're feeding yourself. But
- 6:32Speaker 2: I think it's going to get lumped together because of
- 6:34Speaker 2: where the conversation started. But I thought that was too
- 6:36Speaker 2: much of it, because like why you want to take
- 6:37Speaker 2: away from what she's doing, Like we're celebrating my young
- 6:40Speaker 2: Miami's journey to this point, not just the lyrics of
- 6:43Speaker 2: the song. But I think that's why Ndira is doubling
- 6:45Speaker 2: down to to make sure people know. She didn't say, right, okay, cool, good.
- 6:51Speaker 6: Morning, who's this morning? Just what's up? Lady? What's going on?
- 6:58Speaker 3: What's up? You call her from t Neck?
- 7:00Speaker 6: What you think going from te Neck? There's two reasons.
- 7:02Speaker 6: First of all, you gotta get a little bit of
- 7:05Speaker 6: the donkey, because you know what, if you host an event,
- 7:08Speaker 6: you can't be complaining about the end of the event
- 7:10Speaker 6: when you got to clean out that people don't help. No,
- 7:14Speaker 6: that's just my feelings. You know, it's all good. Don't
- 7:17Speaker 6: get me wrong, you pa, but you know you can't
- 7:20Speaker 6: you can't be complaining. I know.
- 7:22Speaker 4: I think it was more so the kids, That's what
- 7:24Speaker 4: I think. You know, I think it was more so
- 7:26Speaker 4: the damn kids. Yn't get ahold of your kids while
- 7:29Speaker 4: you got your kids as kids.
- 7:30Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying, ulet'stenen something. I'm seriously you
- 7:35Speaker 6: did a show, and I've been I've been trying to
- 7:37Speaker 6: not really try to call it, but I'm glad I
- 7:40Speaker 6: got through. You did his show maybe ten years ago
- 7:43Speaker 6: in t Neck. I'm not gonna say them at this
- 7:46Speaker 6: place called Regina's, and we owe you an apology because
- 7:50Speaker 6: it's like a diner on one side in the on
- 7:52Speaker 6: the other side, and we was mad loud on and
- 7:55Speaker 6: it was a lot of noise. Yeah, yeah, we're not
- 7:59Speaker 6: on purpose. So I want to apologize for all of
- 8:01Speaker 6: us that was on the other side who he was
- 8:05Speaker 6: at that time. Yeah, he's doing it on purpose.
- 8:08Speaker 2: No, I was going to say either way, y'all was
- 8:09Speaker 2: over there having fun.
- 8:10Speaker 3: I wanted to come over there to that. I was like, damn,
- 8:12Speaker 3: they louder than me. Let's just go over there with So.
- 8:16Speaker 6: I officially apologize for the crew from Tea that you
- 8:19Speaker 6: don't sell you. We you, and we're proud of you
- 8:23Speaker 6: and and congradulations all your success, but don't be complaining
- 8:26Speaker 6: about I.
- 8:26Speaker 3: Got you all right, Thank you. I love y'all back man,
- 8:30Speaker 3: appreciate it. Good morning.
- 8:32Speaker 6: Who's this, this is chres.
- 8:34Speaker 3: How you doing come on the cras.
- 8:37Speaker 6: Yeah, me and my husband married thirty five years. Every
- 8:41Speaker 6: single cookout the same thing. I always cooked way more
- 8:46Speaker 6: than what I'm anticipating, because I'd rather have more than not.
- 8:51Speaker 6: And when it's over, her family takes all the left
- 8:55Speaker 6: opens and disappear. My family staring clean everything.
- 9:00Speaker 3: Damn your wife black? Huh your wife black?
- 9:06Speaker 6: No, I'm black, she's white.
- 9:08Speaker 3: Oh damn oh her family. Oh so her family, the
- 9:12Speaker 3: white people take the food and leave. I bet you
- 9:14Speaker 3: they do.
- 9:15Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 9:16Speaker 6: I never had a season like that.
- 9:18Speaker 3: Yeah, I would do the same thing ifout with those people.
- 9:24Speaker 6: Got food for half a week of my family.
- 9:28Speaker 3: And look, thank you so much, Thank you so much,
- 9:30Speaker 3: black people.
- 9:31Speaker 4: We're gonna take this food back back to the White
- 9:33Speaker 4: Committee and we'll let you We'll see you next year.
- 9:37Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
- 9:38Speaker 6: Man.
- 9:39Speaker 3: It's about fifty five, sixty five people at my fifty
- 9:41Speaker 3: five or sixty oh yeah, like sixty people at my house.
- 9:44Speaker 8: Man.
- 9:45Speaker 3: And look, Rome was ready coming.
- 9:47Speaker 6: You know.
- 9:47Speaker 3: Rome got five kids.
- 9:49Speaker 4: And Rome always swear whoever baby mother, whichever baby mother
- 9:52Speaker 4: here around when he bring the other kids, that's the
- 9:54Speaker 4: one that they got to get the kids because we
- 9:56Speaker 4: all love the kids.
- 9:58Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he definitely woout ain't coming. He ain't come.
- 10:01Speaker 4: Me had another event somewhere, but that would have put
- 10:04Speaker 4: the event at sixty five people roam and his kids
- 10:07Speaker 4: would have.
- 10:07Speaker 3: Came, and then his girlfriend got three kids. No, that
- 10:10Speaker 3: would have been set about seventy people. Jeez, you should
- 10:14Speaker 3: have just had.
- 10:15Speaker 2: A cleaner like you should have scheduled the cleaning afterwards,
- 10:18Speaker 2: and you had some hands while you were there.
- 10:21Speaker 3: You should have prepared people. It's the holiday. People ain't
- 10:23Speaker 3: got wetter. But you know what I prepared for.
- 10:25Speaker 4: Because I live so far from Baltimore. I live like
- 10:27Speaker 4: almost two hours from Baltimore. People will always be like,
- 10:29Speaker 4: oh yeah, you live too far.
- 10:30Speaker 3: I'm not coming. I tell people. I thought people was
- 10:32Speaker 3: gonna be like, no, I ain't coming, I ain't coming.
- 10:34Speaker 1: Not you.
- 10:35Speaker 2: Not one person slid on the weekend and you be
- 10:38Speaker 2: looking for cookoffs. Now, yes, people don't the cookouts don't
- 10:41Speaker 2: be as You're right, you know, yeap, because like you said,
- 10:43Speaker 2: they didn't even feel like fourth of July this ship.
- 10:45Speaker 2: But yeah, we're taking calls. Good morning, who's this Hey?
- 10:50Speaker 6: Good morning?
- 10:50Speaker 5: Jest, this is Cali.
- 10:52Speaker 3: Hey girl, how you doing good?
- 10:54Speaker 8: How are you good?
- 10:55Speaker 3: Good? It's five eighteen where you at it is early?
- 11:00Speaker 3: I love it. I love that you call them. Yes,
- 11:03Speaker 3: all right, so.
- 11:05Speaker 5: I want to say that I love you and Laurence.
- 11:07Speaker 5: You guys are doing what doing great on there? Keep
- 11:10Speaker 5: up the great work.
- 11:12Speaker 9: So much and you make me want to just get
- 11:14Speaker 9: into like broadcasting and drenalism.
- 11:16Speaker 3: Oh, thank you for that.
- 11:19Speaker 5: You're doing really great.
- 11:20Speaker 6: Up the good work for you guys.
- 11:22Speaker 5: Okay, my first junk the other day, it's going to
- 11:25Speaker 5: be to whoever I called and post them to tell
- 11:27Speaker 5: Jess to hide their phone from the screens.
- 11:29Speaker 3: Oh oh damn, you saw something else and what you see?
- 11:33Speaker 5: Yes, just hide your phone from the spring.
- 11:35Speaker 3: Girl.
- 11:35Speaker 5: We've seen a picture of Chris.
- 11:36Speaker 8: And everything.
- 11:38Speaker 3: He fights. Thank you, so mr Okay.
- 11:45Speaker 5: Another gunky of today is yeah, I understand when you
- 11:47Speaker 5: so advanced back with your family, they don't never want
- 11:50Speaker 5: to help you clean up. I was thinking all the time,
- 11:54Speaker 5: gettle third plate, go to the car.
- 11:56Speaker 3: And cut yep, yep, see thanks give It ain't that
- 11:59Speaker 3: bad for me.
- 11:59Speaker 4: Before July people get all drunk and after the fireworks
- 12:02Speaker 4: show they'd be like, all right, we out because they
- 12:04Speaker 4: got a long.
- 12:05Speaker 5: Time exactly, all drunk. I don't want to clean up
- 12:09Speaker 5: after the barbecue, don want to ask what they said.
- 12:12Speaker 3: Well, thank you, I appreciate it.
- 12:14Speaker 5: Okay, to keep up the great right, y'all, Thank you, ma'am.
- 12:18Speaker 3: Hello, who's this?
- 12:21Speaker 6: Yes, yes, this is audio colleague A super sub zero?
- 12:25Speaker 3: Okay, what's up? Super sub zero is very much given.
- 12:28Speaker 6: Good morning, Yes, thank you, Good morning to you too.
- 12:34Speaker 1: No, my my take on the topic is like me
- 12:37Speaker 1: and my wife put on Thanksgiving every year, and at
- 12:43Speaker 1: least some times our family would leave and didn't clean up,
- 12:47Speaker 1: and so I mentioned it, say a couple of mondays
- 12:49Speaker 1: it can still go and.
- 12:50Speaker 6: Help clean up and they and they take off a
- 12:55Speaker 6: lot of pressure.
- 12:56Speaker 1: So you have to probably mention it to them and
- 12:59Speaker 1: clear over and help.
- 13:01Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 13:04Speaker 2: Yeah, the younger people in your families don't be seeing
- 13:07Speaker 2: the older people start to clean up and just hoppen
- 13:09Speaker 2: like that.
- 13:11Speaker 4: No, it used to be when I was younger, when
- 13:13Speaker 4: we were younger. Yeah, but that that has worn off.
- 13:15Speaker 4: Now my son he will him and his friends help.
- 13:18Speaker 2: But like the like, if I see my aunts start
- 13:22Speaker 2: to clean up and stuff like I just get up
- 13:24Speaker 2: and start to help them. That's just naturally what you
- 13:26Speaker 2: would do the least I could do, you know. That's
- 13:30Speaker 2: how about food?
- 13:31Speaker 3: They're yeah, I'm not gonna bring food and clean up. Yess,
- 13:34Speaker 3: that's too much. That's probably what they're gonna say too.
- 13:37Speaker 3: Good morning.
- 13:38Speaker 2: Who this Courtney from Hey, Courtney from Tulsa.
- 13:43Speaker 3: How you feeling?
- 13:44Speaker 5: Hey?
- 13:45Speaker 3: Good morning?
- 13:47Speaker 7: I understand y'all.
- 13:49Speaker 1: M M.
- 13:49Speaker 7: So it's only me and my sister. And she got
- 13:53Speaker 7: three kids and I got three kids, okay, and I've
- 13:56Speaker 7: cooked every single holiday, like every She always comes over
- 14:02Speaker 7: to a sweep until the food is done, eats, she
- 14:06Speaker 7: passes the gold tray, and then she leaps.
- 14:09Speaker 8: You don't swing or nothing, damn, And it says and
- 14:13Speaker 8: it says, yeah, the older sist too.
- 14:17Speaker 3: But she's been doing this for a couple of years now.
- 14:18Speaker 3: It sounds like right, she's.
- 14:20Speaker 8: Been doing this all our lives.
- 14:21Speaker 4: So you's point, She's like, you already know what's you
- 14:26Speaker 4: know when you're a friend that just bring the drinks
- 14:28Speaker 4: to the vibe, y'all know what I'm coming for you.
- 14:32Speaker 8: No, No, my mom used to be here and help us,
- 14:35Speaker 8: you know, help me to help up and everything. But
- 14:38Speaker 8: then my mom passed and it was just me doing everything.
- 14:41Speaker 8: And then I'm like, well, damn, are you gonna be.
- 14:43Speaker 5: A girl like it's just me?
- 14:45Speaker 1: But do you? So?
- 14:46Speaker 3: Do you talk to see your sister about that?
- 14:49Speaker 5: She already know I'm gonna talk to her, see, but.
- 14:52Speaker 4: No communication goes a long way since if you like
- 14:55Speaker 4: verbally communicate that to it, and she might she might
- 14:57Speaker 4: actually stick around and help clean up, or you know,
- 15:00Speaker 4: she might come over and help you cook from now on,
- 15:02Speaker 4: you know, mention mention mom to her man, Remember Mommy
- 15:05Speaker 4: used to help me.
- 15:06Speaker 3: Mommy ain't here. No more niggas, just me and you.
- 15:08Speaker 3: So you got the help.
- 15:10Speaker 8: But now I said, I'm gonna stop hosting like I didn't.
- 15:13Speaker 3: No, obviously you're the one that could cook.
- 15:17Speaker 2: Your sister probably can't damn cook. So no, we need
- 15:20Speaker 2: you on the ones and twos on the grind.
- 15:22Speaker 3: I don't like the family the family gathering.
- 15:26Speaker 2: People that be doing it y'all can't just not want
- 15:29Speaker 2: to do it with us, the vibes and the drinks
- 15:32Speaker 2: gonna do.
- 15:33Speaker 3: We need to go somewhere and get a place.
- 15:34Speaker 1: Now.
- 15:34Speaker 4: I'm not gonna ever stop complaining, but I ain't gonna
- 15:36Speaker 4: stop doing it either. I'm gonna always hope. Yeah, I
- 15:40Speaker 4: give the best event.
- 15:41Speaker 3: So yeah, thank you girl. That was Dunk the other day,
- 15:46Speaker 3: where we give people the credit for being stupid.
- 15:50Speaker 4: It's actually Charlemagne's segment, but I just felt like I
- 15:53Speaker 4: felt that, I mean, the spirit moved me to give
- 15:55Speaker 4: my family friends Dunk he other day to day.
- 15:58Speaker 2: Every day, your ass up, the breakfast club, you're finish with,
- 16:02Speaker 2: y'all done.
- 16:04Speaker 1: M