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Dad Truths - The Unfiltered Truth About Fatherhood · Other Peoples Parenting

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  Bean's
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  threatening
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  to
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  take
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  her
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  shirt
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  off.
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  I'll
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  do
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  it.
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  I'll
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  do
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  it.
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  I'm
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  not.
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  Oh,
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  it's
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  all
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  right.
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  Listen,
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  I
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  believe
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  it.
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  I
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  believe
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  it,
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  Mom.
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  Okay,
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  on
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  that
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  note,
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  welcome
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  back
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  to
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  another
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  episode
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  of
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  Other
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  People's
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  Parenting,
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  where
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  we
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  read
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  parenting
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  books
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  and
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  review
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  them
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  for
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  you.
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  I
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  am
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  Skylar
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  Hurwitz,
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  amateur
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  parent,
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  and
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  this
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  is
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  my
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  mom,
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  Karen
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  Quinn,
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  New
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  York
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  Times
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  bestselling
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  author
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  and
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  founder
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  of
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  Habit
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  Coach
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  and
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  Testing
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  Mom.
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  Hello,
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  Mom.
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  Hello,
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  Skylar.
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  How's
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  your
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  shirt
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  going?
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  My
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  shirt?
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  Okay,
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  we
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  were
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  just
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  having
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  a
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  discussion
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  about
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  how
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  you
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  look
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  thinner
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  in
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  tighter
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  clothes,
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  and
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  it
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  turns
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  out
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  I'm
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  wearing
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  a
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  very
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  loose
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  shirt,
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  and
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  I
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  threatened
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  to
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  take
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  off
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  my
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  loose
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  shirt,
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  but
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  I
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  do
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  have
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  a
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  tight
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  shirt
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  under,
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  so.
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  So
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  it's
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  okay.
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  It's
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  okay.
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  But
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  my
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  loose
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  shirt
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  is
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  fine.
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  I'm
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  very
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  comfortable.
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  You
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  know,
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  I
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  believe
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  in
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  wearing
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  loose,
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  comfortable
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  clothes.
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  I'm
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  all
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  about
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  that
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  now.
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  Preach.
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  Yeah.
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  If
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  I'm
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  in
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  my.
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  You
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  will
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  not
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  catch
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  me
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  in
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  something
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  fitted.
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  That's
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  right.
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  That's
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  right.
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  That
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  will
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  not
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  occur.
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  Yeah,
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  the
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  older
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  you
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  get,
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  the
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  more
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  comfortable
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  you
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  want
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  to
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  be.
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  But
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  I
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  also
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  think
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  as
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  a
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  new
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  mother,
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  you
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  probably
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  also
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  want
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  to
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  be
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  really
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  comfortable.
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  Yes,
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  unless
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  I'm
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  in
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  front
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  of
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  other
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  people,
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  in
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  which
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  case
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  I
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  want
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  to
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  look
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  snatched.
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  Oh,
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  what
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  does
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  that
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  mean?
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  It
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  means
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  I
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  want
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  to
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  look
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  thin.
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  I
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  want
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  to
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  look
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  like
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  I
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  have
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  a
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  six
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  inch
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  waist.
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  Ooh.
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  Ooh.
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  I
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  think
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  you
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  look
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  snatched
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  all
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  the
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  time.
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  Thank
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  you.
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  That's
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  so
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  nice.
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  Anytime.
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  Today
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  we'll
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  be
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  covering
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  a
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  book
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  that
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  I
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  actually
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  feel
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  represents
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  an
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  underrepresented
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  population
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  of
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  the
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  parenting
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  book
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  sphere.
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  Exactly.
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  Yes.
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  You
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  never
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  see
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  books
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  like
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  this.
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  Yeah.
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  Dad
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  truths.
• 1:45
  Books
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  for
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  dads.
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  By
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  dads.
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  Read
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  to
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  you
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  by
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  two
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  moms.
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  That's
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  right.
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  Well,
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  do
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  they
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  even
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  make
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  books
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  specifically
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  for
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  dads?
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  I
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  don't
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  think
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  they
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  do.
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  There's
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  like.
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  It's
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  like
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  a
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  niche
• 1:58
  industry.
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  I've
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  seen
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  one
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  other
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  one
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  called
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  from
• 2:01
  dude
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  to
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  dad.
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  Oh.
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  When
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  I
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  got
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  pregnant,
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  a
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  few
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  of
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  my
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  husband's
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  more
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  literate
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  friends
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  purchased
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  him
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  books
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  that
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  I
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  could
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  not
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  say
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  whether
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  he
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  read
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  or
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  not.
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  I
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  have
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  no
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  idea.
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  Well,
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  I
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  purchased
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  him
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  this
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  book,
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  as
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  a
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  matter
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  of
• 2:18
  fact.
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  Again,
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  cannot
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  say
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  whether
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  he's
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  read
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  it.
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  Did
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  he
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  read
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  it
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  or
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  not?
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  I
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  don't
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  know.
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  But
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  frankly,
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  every
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  man
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  could
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  be
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  well
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  served
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  to
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  read
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  this
• 2:25
  book.
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  I
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  really
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  enjoyed
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  this
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  book.
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  On
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  a
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  scale
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  of
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  scientist
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  to
• 2:29
  parent,
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  I
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  would
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  give
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  it
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  a
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  10,
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  as
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  in
• 2:32
  a
• 2:32
  scientist
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  did
• 2:33
  not
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  touch
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  this
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  book.
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  Right?
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  Absolutely.
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  It's
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  definitely
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  a
• 2:37
  fun
• 2:37
  book.
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  It's
• 2:40
  not
• 2:40
  scientific
• 2:41
  at
• 2:41
  all.
• 2:41
  Lots
• 2:42
  of
• 2:42
  large
• 2:42
  infographics.
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  Love
• 2:44
  the
• 2:45
  infographics.
• 2:45
  I
• 2:46
  love
• 2:46
  an
• 2:46
  infographic.
• 2:47
  I
• 2:47
  love
• 2:47
  how
• 2:47
  much
• 2:47
  space
• 2:48
  it
• 2:48
  takes
• 2:48
  up
• 2:48
  in
• 2:49
  a
• 2:49
  book.
• 2:49
  Lots
• 2:50
  of
• 2:50
  pictures.
• 2:50
  Lots
• 2:51
  of
• 2:51
  pictures.
• 2:51
  Again,
• 2:52
  love
• 2:52
  how
• 2:52
  much
• 2:53
  space
• 2:53
  they
• 2:53
  take
• 2:53
  up
• 2:53
  in
• 2:54
  this
• 2:54
  book.
• 2:54
  Yeah.
• 2:55
  This
• 2:55
  book
• 2:55
  is
• 2:55
  150
• 2:57
  pages.
• 2:58
  Most
• 2:58
  books
• 2:58
  we
• 2:59
  read
• 2:59
  are
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  at
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  least
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  300
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  pages.
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  All
• 3:01
  words.
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  Yes,
• 3:02
  all
• 3:03
  words.
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  Cannot
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  stress
• 3:05
  this
• 3:05
  enough.
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  All
• 3:07
  words.
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  If
• 3:09
  I
• 3:09
  ever
• 3:09
  write
• 3:09
  another
• 3:10
  book,
• 3:10
  especially
• 3:11
  a
• 3:11
  parenting
• 3:11
  book,
• 3:11
  it
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  will
• 3:12
  be
• 3:12
  100
• 3:13
  pages.
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  Half
• 3:14
  of
• 3:15
  the
• 3:15
  pages
• 3:15
  will
• 3:15
  be
• 3:15
  pictures.
• 3:16
  If
• 3:16
  I
• 3:16
  write
• 3:17
  a
• 3:17
  parenting
• 3:17
  book,
• 3:17
  it
• 3:17
  will
• 3:17
  be
• 3:18
  a
• 3:18
  pamphlet.
• 3:19
  It
• 3:19
  will
• 3:19
  be
• 3:20
  maximum
• 3:20
  10
• 3:21
  pages,
• 3:22
  size
• 3:23
  36
• 3:24
  font.
• 3:24
  Yes.
• 3:25
  It'll
• 3:25
  be
• 3:26
  one
• 3:26
  idea,
• 3:28
  period.
• 3:28
  It's
• 3:29
  true.
• 3:29
  It's.
• 3:29
  It's
• 3:30
  a
• 3:30
  lot
• 3:30
  of
• 3:30
  these
• 3:30
  books
• 3:31
  are
• 3:31
  hard
• 3:31
  to
• 3:31
  get
• 3:32
  through.
• 3:32
  Some
• 3:33
  of
• 3:33
  them.
• 3:33
  That's
• 3:33
  why
• 3:33
  when
• 3:34
  there's
• 3:34
  a
• 3:34
  good
• 3:34
  one,
• 3:35
  we
• 3:35
  are
• 3:35
  so
• 3:35
  excited
• 3:36
  about
• 3:36
  it.
• 3:37
  Yeah.
• 3:37
  And,
• 3:37
  you
• 3:37
  know,
• 3:38
  my
• 3:38
  mom,
• 3:39
  being
• 3:39
  the
• 3:39
  optimist
• 3:40
  that
• 3:40
  she
• 3:40
  is,
• 3:41
  always
• 3:41
  finds
• 3:42
  something
• 3:42
  good
• 3:43
  about
• 3:43
  every
• 3:43
  book,
• 3:44
  even
• 3:44
  when
• 3:44
  I
• 3:44
  struggle
• 3:45
  to
• 3:45
  do
• 3:45
  so.
• 3:46
  Yeah,
• 3:46
  I
• 3:46
  do,
• 3:46
  because
• 3:47
  I've
• 3:47
  written
• 3:47
  books
• 3:48
  before,
• 3:48
  so
• 3:48
  I
• 3:48
  know
• 3:49
  how
• 3:49
  much
• 3:49
  work
• 3:49
  goes
• 3:50
  into
• 3:50
  it,
• 3:51
  so.
• 3:51
  And,
• 3:51
  you
• 3:52
  know,
• 3:52
  I
• 3:52
  would
• 3:52
  never
• 3:53
  say,
• 3:54
  you
• 3:54
  know,
• 3:54
  oh,
• 3:55
  this
• 3:55
  is
• 3:55
  a
• 3:55
  terrible
• 3:55
  book
• 3:56
  about
• 3:56
  anybody's
• 3:57
  problem,
• 3:57
  even
• 3:57
  if
• 3:57
  she
• 3:57
  thinks
• 3:58
  it.
• 3:58
  Well,
• 3:58
  yeah,
• 3:58
  I
• 3:59
  might
• 3:59
  think
• 3:59
  it's
• 3:59
  a
• 3:59
  hard
• 4:00
  book
• 4:00
  to
• 4:00
  get
• 4:00
  through.
• 4:01
  Or
• 4:02
  polite.
• 4:02
  I
• 4:03
  mean,
• 4:03
  you
• 4:03
  know,
• 4:03
  it's
• 4:04
  generous
• 4:05
  flowing,
• 4:06
  it's
• 4:06
  slow.
• 4:07
  It's
• 4:08
  like
• 4:08
  it
• 4:08
  could
• 4:08
  have
• 4:08
  been
• 4:09
  done
• 4:09
  in,
• 4:09
  like,
• 4:10
  one
• 4:10
  page.
• 4:10
  Just,
• 4:11
  you
• 4:11
  know.
• 4:12
  So,
• 4:12
  I
• 4:12
  mean,
• 4:12
  I
• 4:12
  have.
• 4:13
  There's
• 4:13
  one
• 4:13
  book
• 4:13
  I
• 4:13
  pulled
• 4:14
  that
• 4:14
  the
• 4:15
  COVID
• 4:15
  of
• 4:16
  the
• 4:16
  book
• 4:16
  essentially
• 4:17
  tells
• 4:17
  you
• 4:18
  everything
• 4:18
  that's
• 4:19
  in
• 4:19
  the
• 4:19
  book.
• 4:19
  Yeah,
• 4:19
  it's
• 4:19
  like,
• 4:20
  they
• 4:20
  don't
• 4:20
  even.
• 4:20
  It
• 4:20
  could
• 4:20
  have
• 4:20
  been
• 4:21
  blank
• 4:21
  pages,
• 4:22
  because
• 4:22
  the
• 4:22
  COVID
• 4:23
  the
• 4:23
  title,
• 4:24
  the
• 4:24
  subtitle
• 4:24
  essentially
• 4:25
  tells
• 4:25
  you
• 4:25
  the
• 4:25
  whole
• 4:26
  idea
• 4:27
  and
• 4:27
  nothing
• 4:27
  else
• 4:28
  is
• 4:28
  really
• 4:28
  added.
• 4:29
  But,
• 4:29
  you
• 4:29
  know,
• 4:29
  by
• 4:30
  reading
• 4:30
  all
• 4:30
  those.
• 4:30
  Look
• 4:30
  at
• 4:31
  the
• 4:31
  COVID
• 4:31
  Understand
• 4:32
  the
• 4:32
  book.
• 4:32
  That's
• 4:33
  right.
• 4:34
  But
• 4:34
  anyway.
• 4:35
  But.
• 4:35
  But
• 4:35
  this
• 4:36
  one.
• 4:36
  This
• 4:37
  is
• 4:37
  a.
• 4:37
  This
• 4:37
  is
• 4:38
  a
• 4:38
  fun
• 4:38
  book.
• 4:38
  Loved
• 4:39
  every
• 4:39
  second
• 4:39
  of
• 4:40
  it.
• 4:40
  This
• 4:40
  guy
• 4:40
  is
• 4:41
  so
• 4:41
  funny.
• 4:42
  His
• 4:42
  name
• 4:42
  is
• 4:42
  Mike
• 4:43
  Julianel.
• 4:44
  Mike
• 4:45
  Julianel.
• 4:45
  Yeah.
• 4:46
  Dad
• 4:46
  truths.
• 4:47
  Dad
• 4:48
  truth.
• 4:48
  I
• 4:48
  actually,
• 4:48
  in
• 4:49
  fact,
• 4:49
  brought
• 4:50
  my
• 4:50
  copy
• 4:50
  of
• 4:50
  the
• 4:50
  book,
• 4:51
  which
• 4:51
  is
• 4:51
  a
• 4:51
  rare
• 4:52
  occurrence
• 4:52
  because
• 4:54
  I
• 4:55
  did
• 4:55
  not
• 4:55
  have
• 4:55
  a
• 4:55
  chance
• 4:56
  to
• 4:56
  do
• 4:56
  my
• 4:56
  formal
• 4:57
  notes
• 4:57
  on
• 4:57
  this
• 4:58
  book
• 4:58
  because
• 4:59
  my
• 4:59
  baby
• 5:01
  needed
• 5:01
  me.
• 5:01
  Oh,
• 5:02
  you
• 5:02
  put
• 5:03
  a
• 5:03
  lot
• 5:03
  of
• 5:03
  stickers.
• 5:03
  In
• 5:04
  it,
• 5:04
  I
• 5:04
  see.
• 5:04
  Yeah,
• 5:05
  actually,
• 5:05
  I
• 5:06
  did.
• 5:06
  My
• 5:07
  mom
• 5:07
  and
• 5:07
  I
• 5:07
  have
• 5:07
  different
• 5:08
  ways
• 5:08
  of
• 5:08
  taking
• 5:08
  notes.
• 5:09
  I
• 5:09
  love
• 5:09
  a
• 5:09
  sticky
• 5:10
  because
• 5:10
  I
• 5:10
  can
• 5:11
  go
• 5:11
  and
• 5:11
  refer
• 5:11
  exactly
• 5:12
  to
• 5:12
  the
• 5:12
  spot
• 5:12
  where
• 5:13
  my
• 5:13
  quote
• 5:14
  of
• 5:14
  interest
• 5:14
  exists.
• 5:15
  Yeah.
• 5:16
  And
• 5:16
  I
• 5:16
  love
• 5:16
  a
• 5:16
  yellow
• 5:17
  highlighter
• 5:18
  because.
• 5:18
  You
• 5:18
  like
• 5:18
  to
• 5:19
  make
• 5:19
  things
• 5:19
  harder
• 5:19
  for
• 5:20
  yourself
• 5:20
  and
• 5:21
  have
• 5:21
  to
• 5:21
  read
• 5:21
  A
• 5:21
  book
• 5:22
  a
• 5:22
  second
• 5:22
  time
• 5:23
  to
• 5:23
  find
• 5:23
  the
• 5:23
  things
• 5:24
  you
• 5:24
  like.
• 5:24
  It
• 5:24
  takes
• 5:25
  me
• 5:25
  two
• 5:25
  readings,
• 5:26
  things
• 5:26
  anyway,
• 5:26
  for
• 5:27
  me
• 5:27
  to
• 5:27
  really
• 5:27
  get
• 5:27
  what
• 5:27
  a
• 5:28
  book
• 5:28
  says.
• 5:28
  Yeah.
• 5:29
  So
• 5:29
  what
• 5:29
  I
• 5:29
  do
• 5:29
  is
• 5:29
  I
• 5:30
  try
• 5:30
  to.
• 5:30
  I
• 5:30
  underline
• 5:31
  the
• 5:31
  big.
• 5:32
  The
• 5:32
  ideas
• 5:32
  that
• 5:32
  are,
• 5:33
  to
• 5:33
  me
• 5:33
  are
• 5:33
  important.
• 5:34
  Then
• 5:34
  I
• 5:34
  go
• 5:34
  through
• 5:35
  it
• 5:35
  again.
• 5:35
  I
• 5:35
  only
• 5:35
  read
• 5:36
  the
• 5:36
  yellow
• 5:36
  part.
• 5:37
  Then
• 5:38
  I
• 5:38
  have
• 5:38
  to
• 5:39
  type
• 5:39
  out
• 5:39
  my
• 5:40
  notes
• 5:40
  and
• 5:40
  then
• 5:41
  finally
• 5:41
  I
• 5:41
  can
• 5:41
  remember
• 5:42
  what's
• 5:42
  in
• 5:42
  it.
• 5:43
  You
• 5:44
  know,
• 5:44
  I
• 5:44
  have
• 5:44
  a
• 5:44
  very
• 5:45
  poor
• 5:45
  working
• 5:46
  memory.
• 5:47
  You
• 5:47
  know,
• 5:47
  I
• 5:47
  know
• 5:47
  that
• 5:48
  about
• 5:48
  myself.
• 5:48
  Listen,
• 5:49
  we
• 5:49
  can't
• 5:50
  all
• 5:50
  be
• 5:50
  everything.
• 5:50
  I
• 5:51
  know.
• 5:51
  Exactly.
• 5:52
  Forgive
• 5:52
  yourself.
• 5:53
  I
• 5:53
  will,
• 5:53
  I
• 5:54
  will.
• 5:54
  But.
• 5:54
  But
• 5:55
  my
• 5:55
  memory's
• 5:55
  not
• 5:55
  great.
• 5:56
  And
• 5:56
  so
• 5:56
  that's
• 5:56
  why.
• 5:56
  That's
• 5:57
  why
• 5:57
  I
• 5:57
  have
• 5:57
  to
• 5:57
  go
• 5:58
  through
• 5:58
  so
• 5:58
  much
• 5:59
  to,
• 5:59
  you
• 6:00
  know,
• 6:00
  read
• 6:00
  the
• 6:00
  book.
• 6:00
  When
• 6:01
  I
• 6:01
  got
• 6:01
  diagnosed
• 6:02
  with
• 6:02
  adhd,
• 6:03
  suddenly
• 6:04
  my
• 6:04
  life
• 6:04
  made
• 6:05
  so
• 6:05
  much
• 6:05
  sense.
• 6:06
  It
• 6:06
  was
• 6:06
  like,
• 6:06
  oh,
• 6:07
  now
• 6:07
  I
• 6:07
  get
• 6:08
  it.
• 6:08
  Now
• 6:08
  I
• 6:09
  get
• 6:09
  why
• 6:09
  I
• 6:09
  can't
• 6:09
  remember
• 6:10
  anything.
• 6:10
  Yeah,
• 6:11
  welcome
• 6:11
  to
• 6:11
  the
• 6:11
  club.
• 6:11
  Yeah,
• 6:12
  exactly.
• 6:13
  So
• 6:14
  dad
• 6:14
  Truths
• 6:15
  is
• 6:15
  a
• 6:16
  book
• 6:16
  about
• 6:16
  parenting
• 6:17
  by
• 6:17
  a
• 6:17
  dad,
• 6:18
  generally
• 6:19
  for
• 6:19
  dads.
• 6:20
  But
• 6:20
  honestly,
• 6:20
  as
• 6:21
  a
• 6:21
  mom,
• 6:22
  I
• 6:22
  felt
• 6:22
  so
• 6:22
  seen.
• 6:23
  Did
• 6:23
  you?
• 6:24
  I
• 6:24
  really
• 6:24
  did.
• 6:24
  Yes.
• 6:25
  I
• 6:25
  felt
• 6:25
  so
• 6:26
  seen
• 6:26
  because
• 6:27
  he
• 6:27
  explicitly
• 6:28
  outlines
• 6:29
  to
• 6:29
  men
• 6:30
  the
• 6:30
  things
• 6:31
  they
• 6:31
  can
• 6:31
  do
• 6:31
  to
• 6:32
  be
• 6:32
  helpful
• 6:33
  to
• 6:33
  moms.
• 6:35
  And
• 6:35
  I
• 6:35
  was
• 6:35
  like,
• 6:36
  you
• 6:36
  know,
• 6:36
  some
• 6:36
  of
• 6:36
  this
• 6:37
  stuff,
• 6:38
  I
• 6:38
  feel
• 6:38
  like
• 6:38
  as
• 6:38
  a
• 6:38
  new
• 6:39
  mom,
• 6:39
  you
• 6:39
  just
• 6:40
  wish
• 6:40
  your
• 6:40
  partner
• 6:41
  understood
• 6:42
  what
• 6:42
  it
• 6:43
  was
• 6:43
  that
• 6:43
  needed
• 6:43
  to
• 6:43
  get
• 6:44
  done.
• 6:44
  You
• 6:44
  don't
• 6:44
  want
• 6:44
  to
• 6:45
  also
• 6:45
  have
• 6:45
  to
• 6:45
  then
• 6:46
  instruct
• 6:46
  everybody
• 6:47
  around
• 6:47
  you.
• 6:49
  And
• 6:49
  I
• 6:49
  really
• 6:49
  appreciated
• 6:50
  that.
• 6:50
  He
• 6:50
  said,
• 6:50
  listen,
• 6:51
  guys,
• 6:51
  here's
• 6:52
  the
• 6:52
  deal.
• 6:53
  X,
• 6:53
  Y
• 6:53
  and
• 6:54
  Z
• 6:54
  is
• 6:54
  helpful.
• 6:54
  Washing
• 6:55
  bottle
• 6:55
  parts,
• 6:56
  do
• 6:56
  what
• 6:56
  you
• 6:57
  can
• 6:57
  do
• 6:57
  because
• 6:57
  there
• 6:58
  is
• 6:58
  so
• 6:58
  much
• 6:58
  you
• 6:59
  can't
• 6:59
  do,
• 6:59
  especially
• 7:00
  when
• 7:00
  they're
• 7:00
  super
• 7:00
  little.
• 7:01
  So
• 7:01
  the
• 7:02
  things
• 7:02
  you
• 7:02
  can
• 7:02
  do,
• 7:03
  just
• 7:03
  do
• 7:04
  them.
• 7:04
  Don't
• 7:04
  wait
• 7:05
  for
• 7:05
  instruction,
• 7:06
  don't
• 7:06
  wait
• 7:07
  for
• 7:07
  somebody,
• 7:07
  don't
• 7:08
  wait
• 7:08
  for
• 7:08
  the
• 7:08
  dishes
• 7:08
  to
• 7:09
  pile
• 7:09
  up
• 7:09
  in
• 7:09
  the
• 7:09
  sink.
• 7:10
  Just
• 7:11
  do
• 7:11
  them.
• 7:11
  Right,
• 7:12
  right.
• 7:12
  You
• 7:13
  know?
• 7:13
  Yes,
• 7:13
  exactly.
• 7:14
  No,
• 7:15
  he
• 7:15
  did.
• 7:16
  And
• 7:16
  he
• 7:16
  said
• 7:17
  everything
• 7:17
  he
• 7:17
  said
• 7:18
  in
• 7:18
  a
• 7:18
  pretty
• 7:19
  funny
• 7:19
  way.
• 7:20
  That's
• 7:20
  what
• 7:20
  made
• 7:20
  it.
• 7:21
  Yeah,
• 7:21
  he
• 7:21
  had
• 7:21
  some
• 7:21
  good
• 7:22
  quotes
• 7:22
  that
• 7:22
  I
• 7:22
  will
• 7:22
  refer
• 7:23
  to.
• 7:23
  Okay,
• 7:24
  okay.
• 7:25
  And
• 7:25
  that
• 7:25
  you
• 7:25
  too
• 7:25
  can
• 7:26
  refer
• 7:26
  to
• 7:26
  if
• 7:27
  you
• 7:27
  so
• 7:27
  choose.
• 7:27
  Oh,
• 7:29
  I
• 7:29
  did
• 7:29
  a
• 7:29
  few
• 7:30
  quotes
• 7:30
  as
• 7:30
  well.
• 7:31
  You
• 7:32
  know,
• 7:32
  he
• 7:32
  talks
• 7:32
  about
• 7:32
  how
• 7:33
  really
• 7:34
  moms
• 7:35
  do
• 7:35
  all
• 7:35
  the
• 7:35
  work
• 7:35
  when
• 7:36
  it
• 7:36
  comes
• 7:36
  to
• 7:36
  pregnancy,
• 7:38
  which
• 7:38
  is
• 7:38
  true.
• 7:39
  Yeah.
• 7:39
  A
• 7:39
  dad,
• 7:39
  it's
• 7:40
  like
• 7:40
  one
• 7:40
  day
• 7:40
  he's
• 7:41
  not
• 7:41
  a
• 7:41
  dad,
• 7:42
  the
• 7:42
  next
• 7:42
  day
• 7:42
  he
• 7:43
  is
• 7:43
  a
• 7:43
  dad.
• 7:44
  Whereas
• 7:45
  with
• 7:45
  a
• 7:45
  mom,
• 7:46
  you've
• 7:46
  got
• 7:46
  this
• 7:46
  sort
• 7:47
  of
• 7:47
  nine
• 7:47
  month
• 7:47
  old,
• 7:48
  sort
• 7:49
  of
• 7:49
  on
• 7:49
  ramp
• 7:49
  or
• 7:50
  off
• 7:50
  ramp,
• 7:50
  whatever
• 7:50
  you
• 7:51
  want
• 7:51
  to
• 7:51
  call
• 7:51
  it.
• 7:51
  It's
• 7:51
  an
• 7:51
  on
• 7:52
  ramp.
• 7:52
  You're
• 7:52
  getting
• 7:53
  on
• 7:53
  the
• 7:53
  highway,
• 7:54
  like
• 7:54
  growing,
• 7:55
  growing,
• 7:55
  growing,
• 7:56
  growing.
• 7:56
  You're
• 7:56
  getting
• 7:57
  to
• 7:57
  know
• 7:57
  them,
• 7:58
  and.
• 7:59
  But
• 7:59
  with
• 7:59
  a
• 7:59
  man,
• 8:00
  it's.
• 8:00
  It's
• 8:00
  like,
• 8:01
  you
• 8:01
  know,
• 8:01
  it's
• 8:02
  like
• 8:02
  just
• 8:02
  you're
• 8:03
  not.
• 8:03
  And
• 8:03
  then
• 8:03
  you
• 8:03
  are
• 8:04
  a
• 8:04
  father.
• 8:05
  Yes.
• 8:05
  Yeah.
• 8:05
  So
• 8:06
  from
• 8:06
  one
• 8:06
  day
• 8:06
  to
• 8:06
  the
• 8:07
  next,
• 8:07
  it.
• 8:07
  Everything.
• 8:08
  Everything
• 8:08
  changes.
• 8:09
  And
• 8:09
  he
• 8:09
  says,
• 8:10
  and
• 8:10
  no
• 8:11
  man
• 8:11
  is
• 8:11
  ready
• 8:11
  to
• 8:11
  be
• 8:12
  a.
• 8:12
  A
• 8:12
  father,
• 8:14
  but
• 8:14
  actually,
• 8:15
  no,
• 8:15
  nobody
• 8:16
  is
• 8:16
  ready
• 8:16
  to
• 8:16
  be
• 8:17
  a
• 8:17
  parent.
• 8:17
  Yeah.
• 8:17
  And
• 8:18
  that
• 8:18
  is
• 8:18
  the
• 8:18
  truth.
• 8:18
  Yeah.
• 8:19
  Yeah.
• 8:19
  He's
• 8:19
  right
• 8:19
  about
• 8:20
  that.
• 8:20
  That.
• 8:20
  It's
• 8:20
  like,
• 8:21
  suddenly
• 8:21
  you
• 8:22
  can't
• 8:22
  believe
• 8:22
  they're
• 8:22
  actually
• 8:23
  handing
• 8:23
  you
• 8:23
  that
• 8:24
  kid
• 8:24
  to
• 8:24
  go
• 8:24
  home.
• 8:25
  Like,
• 8:25
  okay,
• 8:25
  you
• 8:25
  got
• 8:25
  this.
• 8:26
  Yeah,
• 8:26
  it's
• 8:26
  yours.
• 8:27
  Like,
• 8:27
  do
• 8:27
  I
• 8:28
  really?
• 8:28
  How
• 8:29
  do
• 8:29
  you
• 8:29
  know?
• 8:29
  And
• 8:30
  he
• 8:30
  said
• 8:30
  he
• 8:30
  couldn't
• 8:31
  believe
• 8:31
  they.
• 8:31
  That
• 8:31
  they
• 8:31
  let
• 8:32
  him
• 8:32
  walk
• 8:32
  out
• 8:32
  of
• 8:32
  the
• 8:32
  hospital
• 8:33
  with
• 8:33
  the
• 8:33
  baby,
• 8:34
  that
• 8:34
  there
• 8:34
  was
• 8:34
  no
• 8:35
  test
• 8:35
  he
• 8:35
  had
• 8:35
  to
• 8:35
  take,
• 8:36
  that
• 8:36
  he
• 8:36
  was
• 8:36
  going
• 8:37
  to
• 8:37
  be
• 8:37
  okay.
• 8:38
  He.
• 8:38
  You
• 8:38
  know,
• 8:38
  it's
• 8:39
  like,
• 8:39
  it's
• 8:39
  not
• 8:39
  even,
• 8:40
  you
• 8:40
  know,
• 8:40
  just
• 8:40
  to
• 8:41
  get
• 8:41
  a
• 8:41
  driver's
• 8:41
  license,
• 8:42
  you
• 8:42
  have
• 8:42
  to
• 8:42
  take
• 8:42
  a
• 8:42
  test,
• 8:43
  but
• 8:43
  to
• 8:43
  have
• 8:43
  a
• 8:43
  baby,
• 8:44
  to
• 8:44
  raise
• 8:44
  a
• 8:44
  human.
• 8:45
  Nothing.
• 8:46
  Nothing.
• 8:47
  Just
• 8:47
  yours.
• 8:47
  This
• 8:47
  one's
• 8:47
  yours.
• 8:48
  That's
• 8:48
  right.
• 8:48
  Good
• 8:49
  luck.
• 8:49
  Right.
• 8:50
  He
• 8:51
  calls
• 8:51
  babies
• 8:51
  the
• 8:51
  worst
• 8:52
  roommates
• 8:52
  ever,
• 8:53
  which,
• 8:54
  you
• 8:54
  know,
• 8:55
  kind
• 8:55
  of
• 8:55
  relatable.
• 8:56
  I
• 8:56
  have
• 8:56
  to
• 8:56
  clean
• 8:56
  up
• 8:57
  after
• 8:57
  my
• 8:57
  baby
• 8:58
  a
• 8:58
  lot.
• 9:00
  She
• 9:00
  can't
• 9:00
  really
• 9:00
  do
• 9:01
  much
• 9:01
  for
• 9:01
  herself
• 9:01
  as
• 9:02
  of
• 9:02
  yet.
• 9:03
  I'm
• 9:03
  excited
• 9:03
  for
• 9:04
  the
• 9:04
  day
• 9:04
  that
• 9:04
  she
• 9:04
  can.
• 9:05
  He
• 9:06
  talks
• 9:06
  a
• 9:06
  lot
• 9:06
  about
• 9:06
  how,
• 9:06
  again,
• 9:07
  it's
• 9:07
  like
• 9:07
  nobody
• 9:07
  knows
• 9:08
  what
• 9:08
  they're
• 9:08
  doing.
• 9:08
  You
• 9:09
  have
• 9:09
  to
• 9:09
  be
• 9:09
  good
• 9:09
  at
• 9:09
  winging
• 9:10
  it.
• 9:10
  You
• 9:10
  have
• 9:10
  to
• 9:11
  be
• 9:11
  ready
• 9:11
  to
• 9:11
  wing
• 9:11
  it
• 9:12
  and
• 9:12
  be
• 9:12
  flexible.
• 9:14
  And
• 9:14
  as
• 9:14
  your
• 9:14
  kids
• 9:15
  get
• 9:15
  older,
• 9:15
  you
• 9:16
  sort
• 9:16
  of
• 9:16
  have
• 9:16
  to
• 9:16
  learn
• 9:16
  all
• 9:17
  over
• 9:17
  again
• 9:18
  how
• 9:18
  to
• 9:18
  be
• 9:18
  a
• 9:18
  parent.
• 9:19
  Except
• 9:20
  now
• 9:20
  you're
• 9:20
  older
• 9:20
  and
• 9:21
  angrier
• 9:21
  and
• 9:21
  so
• 9:21
  is
• 9:21
  your
• 9:22
  kid.
• 9:22
  Right,
• 9:22
  Right.
• 9:23
  Because
• 9:23
  they
• 9:23
  go
• 9:23
  through
• 9:23
  these
• 9:23
  phases,
• 9:24
  and
• 9:25
  parenting
• 9:25
  is
• 9:25
  different
• 9:26
  with
• 9:26
  each
• 9:26
  phase.
• 9:27
  They
• 9:28
  don't
• 9:28
  tell
• 9:28
  you
• 9:28
  that.
• 9:28
  They
• 9:29
  don't.
• 9:29
  They.
• 9:30
  I
• 9:31
  don't
• 9:31
  know.
• 9:31
  The
• 9:31
  Royals,
• 9:32
  whoever.
• 9:32
  They
• 9:33
  don't
• 9:33
  tell
• 9:33
  you.
• 9:33
  They
• 9:34
  don't
• 9:34
  tell
• 9:34
  you
• 9:34
  anything.
• 9:35
  No.
• 9:35
  My
• 9:35
  favorite.
• 9:36
  In
• 9:36
  that
• 9:36
  particular
• 9:37
  chap,
• 9:37
  he
• 9:38
  tells
• 9:38
  this
• 9:38
  great
• 9:38
  story,
• 9:39
  which
• 9:39
  I
• 9:39
  thought
• 9:39
  was
• 9:39
  really
• 9:40
  funny,
• 9:40
  about
• 9:40
  the
• 9:41
  first
• 9:41
  time
• 9:41
  he
• 9:41
  ever
• 9:41
  held
• 9:42
  a
• 9:42
  baby,
• 9:43
  and
• 9:43
  it
• 9:44
  was
• 9:44
  his
• 9:44
  friend's
• 9:44
  baby.
• 9:45
  And
• 9:45
  then
• 9:45
  he
• 9:46
  didn't
• 9:46
  realize
• 9:46
  he.
• 9:47
  That
• 9:47
  babies
• 9:47
  can't
• 9:48
  stand
• 9:48
  up,
• 9:48
  so
• 9:48
  he
• 9:49
  put
• 9:49
  the
• 9:49
  baby
• 9:49
  down
• 9:49
  on
• 9:50
  his
• 9:50
  feet
• 9:50
  and
• 9:51
  let
• 9:51
  go,
• 9:52
  and
• 9:52
  the
• 9:52
  baby
• 9:53
  just
• 9:53
  crumpled.
• 9:54
  I
• 9:54
  just
• 9:55
  thought
• 9:55
  that
• 9:55
  was
• 9:55
  so
• 9:55
  funny
• 9:56
  because
• 9:56
  he
• 9:56
  had
• 9:57
  no
• 9:57
  idea
• 9:57
  that
• 9:57
  babies
• 9:58
  couldn't
• 9:58
  stand
• 9:58
  up.
• 9:59
  Honestly,
• 10:00
  who
• 10:00
  did?
• 10:01
  Well,
• 10:01
  who
• 10:02
  does
• 10:02
  know?
• 10:02
  I
• 10:03
  mean,
• 10:03
  if
• 10:03
  you've
• 10:03
  never
• 10:03
  held
• 10:03
  a
• 10:04
  baby
• 10:04
  before,
• 10:04
  how
• 10:04
  would
• 10:05
  you
• 10:05
  know?
• 10:05
  How
• 10:05
  would
• 10:05
  you
• 10:05
  know?
• 10:06
  My
• 10:06
  baby
• 10:06
  is
• 10:06
  starting
• 10:07
  to
• 10:07
  try
• 10:07
  to
• 10:07
  stand,
• 10:07
  and
• 10:08
  it's
• 10:08
  really
• 10:08
  cute.
• 10:09
  She
• 10:09
  Just
• 10:09
  gets
• 10:09
  really
• 10:10
  stiff,
• 10:10
  like.
• 10:11
  I
• 10:11
  know.
• 10:11
  I
• 10:11
  call
• 10:11
  it.
• 10:11
  It's
• 10:12
  like
• 10:12
  when
• 10:12
  she
• 10:12
  becomes
• 10:12
  like
• 10:12
  a
• 10:13
  little
• 10:13
  wooden
• 10:13
  soldier.
• 10:14
  Yeah.
• 10:14
  And
• 10:14
  she
• 10:14
  loves
• 10:15
  it.
• 10:15
  She
• 10:15
  smiles.
• 10:15
  It's
• 10:16
  the
• 10:16
  biggest.
• 10:16
  She
• 10:16
  smiles
• 10:17
  when
• 10:17
  she
• 10:17
  thinks
• 10:17
  she's
• 10:18
  standing
• 10:18
  on
• 10:18
  her
• 10:18
  own.
• 10:19
  I
• 10:19
  know.
• 10:19
  It's
• 10:20
  so
• 10:20
  cute.
• 10:21
  Yeah.
• 10:22
  Yeah.
• 10:22
  But
• 10:22
  don't
• 10:23
  try
• 10:23
  to
• 10:23
  do
• 10:23
  it
• 10:23
  before
• 10:24
  they
• 10:24
  can
• 10:24
  actually.
• 10:24
  Yeah.
• 10:25
  No,
• 10:25
  she's
• 10:25
  not
• 10:25
  ready
• 10:26
  to
• 10:26
  be
• 10:26
  a
• 10:27
  solo
• 10:27
  stander,
• 10:27
  as
• 10:28
  they
• 10:28
  say.
• 10:30
  So
• 10:31
  nothing
• 10:31
  he
• 10:31
  read
• 10:31
  in
• 10:32
  advance
• 10:32
  prepared
• 10:33
  him.
• 10:34
  And
• 10:34
  I
• 10:35
  honestly,
• 10:35
  I
• 10:36
  would
• 10:36
  kind
• 10:36
  of
• 10:36
  have
• 10:36
  to
• 10:37
  agree
• 10:37
  with
• 10:37
  that.
• 10:38
  I
• 10:38
  read
• 10:38
  a
• 10:39
  couple
• 10:39
  books
• 10:39
  while
• 10:40
  I
• 10:40
  was
• 10:40
  pregnant,
• 10:41
  one
• 10:41
  that
• 10:42
  is
• 10:42
  like
• 10:42
  the
• 10:42
  Holy
• 10:43
  Grail,
• 10:43
  which
• 10:43
  we
• 10:44
  will
• 10:44
  ultimately
• 10:44
  cover.
• 10:45
  It
• 10:45
  is
• 10:45
  called
• 10:46
  Expecting
• 10:46
  Better
• 10:47
  by
• 10:47
  Emily
• 10:47
  Oster.
• 10:48
  And
• 10:49
  it's
• 10:49
  sort
• 10:49
  of
• 10:49
  a
• 10:49
  riff
• 10:50
  on
• 10:50
  what
• 10:50
  to
• 10:50
  expect,
• 10:51
  which
• 10:51
  is
• 10:51
  the
• 10:51
  book
• 10:52
  everybody
• 10:52
  read
• 10:52
  in
• 10:53
  the
• 10:53
  days
• 10:53
  of
• 10:53
  yore.
• 10:54
  What
• 10:54
  to
• 10:54
  Expect
• 10:55
  when
• 10:55
  youn're
• 10:55
  Expecting.
• 10:55
  Yeah.
• 10:55
  What
• 10:56
  to
• 10:56
  Expect,
• 10:56
  that
• 10:56
  was
• 10:56
  the
• 10:56
  one
• 10:56
  I
• 10:56
  read.
• 10:57
  Exactly.
• 10:57
  Which
• 10:58
  apparently
• 10:58
  just
• 10:58
  lays
• 10:58
  out
• 10:59
  all
• 10:59
  of
• 10:59
  the
• 11:00
  scariest
• 11:00
  scenarios
• 11:01
  that
• 11:01
  can
• 11:01
  happen
• 11:02
  with
• 11:02
  your
• 11:02
  baby
• 11:02
  that
• 11:02
  probably
• 11:03
  won't.
• 11:04
  But
• 11:04
  I.
• 11:04
  I
• 11:05
  really
• 11:05
  enjoyed
• 11:06
  Expecting
• 11:07
  Better
• 11:07
  because
• 11:08
  it's
• 11:08
  written
• 11:08
  by
• 11:10
  a
• 11:10
  statistician,
• 11:11
  an.
• 11:11
  An
• 11:11
  economist.
• 11:12
  Oh,
• 11:13
  I
• 11:13
  don't
• 11:13
  know,
• 11:13
  actually,
• 11:14
  if
• 11:14
  she's
• 11:14
  a
• 11:14
  statistician.
• 11:15
  I
• 11:15
  know
• 11:15
  she
• 11:15
  is
• 11:15
  an
• 11:15
  economist.
• 11:16
  And
• 11:16
  what
• 11:16
  she
• 11:16
  does
• 11:17
  is
• 11:17
  she
• 11:17
  essentially,
• 11:17
  like,
• 11:18
  lays
• 11:18
  out
• 11:18
  the
• 11:19
  likelihood
• 11:20
  of
• 11:20
  all
• 11:20
  of
• 11:20
  these
• 11:20
  things
• 11:21
  that
• 11:21
  we're
• 11:21
  scared
• 11:21
  of
• 11:21
  happening
• 11:23
  and
• 11:23
  tells
• 11:23
  you
• 11:23
  how
• 11:24
  unlikely
• 11:24
  they
• 11:24
  truly
• 11:24
  are.
• 11:25
  Oh,
• 11:25
  good.
• 11:25
  Yeah.
• 11:26
  But
• 11:27
  he
• 11:27
  must
• 11:28
  not
• 11:28
  have
• 11:28
  read
• 11:28
  that.
• 11:29
  No,
• 11:29
  no,
• 11:30
  no.
• 11:30
  He
• 11:30
  read
• 11:31
  other
• 11:31
  books
• 11:31
  and
• 11:31
  he
• 11:31
  said.
• 11:32
  But
• 11:32
  I
• 11:32
  love
• 11:32
  that
• 11:33
  he
• 11:33
  boned
• 11:33
  up
• 11:33
  on
• 11:33
  Tiger
• 11:34
  woods
• 11:34
  father
• 11:35
  tactics
• 11:36
  because
• 11:36
  he
• 11:36
  was,
• 11:37
  you
• 11:37
  know,
• 11:37
  a
• 11:37
  father
• 11:38
  who
• 11:38
  got
• 11:38
  his
• 11:38
  kid
• 11:39
  playing
• 11:40
  golf
• 11:40
  from
• 11:40
  about
• 11:41
  the
• 11:41
  age
• 11:41
  of,
• 11:41
  like,
• 11:42
  one
• 11:42
  or
• 11:42
  whatever.
• 11:43
  And
• 11:43
  so
• 11:44
  he
• 11:44
  wanted
• 11:44
  to
• 11:44
  get
• 11:44
  his
• 11:44
  baby
• 11:45
  off
• 11:45
  to
• 11:45
  the
• 11:45
  right,
• 11:46
  you
• 11:46
  know,
• 11:46
  on
• 11:46
  the
• 11:47
  right
• 11:47
  start.
• 11:47
  Look
• 11:47
  how
• 11:47
  far
• 11:48
  Tiger
• 11:48
  went.
• 11:48
  Tiger
• 11:49
  did
• 11:49
  really
• 11:49
  well.
• 11:50
  He's
• 11:50
  had
• 11:51
  some
• 11:51
  rough
• 11:51
  years
• 11:52
  as
• 11:52
  well.
• 11:52
  Right.
• 11:52
  He
• 11:53
  has,
• 11:53
  but
• 11:54
  he
• 11:54
  made
• 11:54
  a
• 11:54
  music
• 11:55
  playlist
• 11:55
  that
• 11:56
  he
• 11:56
  could
• 11:56
  play
• 11:56
  to
• 11:56
  his
• 11:56
  wife's
• 11:57
  stomach
• 11:58
  so
• 11:58
  the
• 11:58
  baby
• 11:58
  would
• 11:59
  emerge
• 11:59
  with
• 11:59
  good
• 12:00
  taste.
• 12:01
  Good
• 12:01
  idea.
• 12:01
  Good
• 12:01
  idea.
• 12:02
  We
• 12:02
  played.
• 12:03
  We
• 12:03
  played
• 12:03
  the
• 12:03
  baby
• 12:04
  music,
• 12:05
  but
• 12:06
  it.
• 12:06
  It
• 12:06
  was
• 12:07
  weird
• 12:07
  country
• 12:07
  music,
• 12:08
  so
• 12:08
  I
• 12:08
  don't
• 12:08
  know.
• 12:09
  I
• 12:09
  don't
• 12:09
  know.
• 12:09
  It's
• 12:10
  what
• 12:10
  we
• 12:10
  listen
• 12:10
  to
• 12:10
  in
• 12:10
  the
• 12:11
  car.
• 12:11
  I
• 12:11
  don't
• 12:12
  listen
• 12:12
  to
• 12:12
  country
• 12:12
  music
• 12:13
  anywhere
• 12:13
  else,
• 12:14
  but
• 12:14
  when
• 12:14
  we're
• 12:15
  driving,
• 12:15
  that's
• 12:16
  what
• 12:16
  you
• 12:16
  do.
• 12:16
  Just
• 12:17
  in
• 12:17
  the
• 12:17
  mood
• 12:17
  for,
• 12:18
  like,
• 12:19
  sad
• 12:19
  love
• 12:19
  songs
• 12:20
  about
• 12:20
  moonshine.
• 12:21
  Okay.
• 12:22
  You
• 12:22
  know.
• 12:22
  Yeah.
• 12:23
  Does
• 12:23
  she
• 12:23
  like
• 12:23
  that
• 12:23
  now?
• 12:24
  She
• 12:24
  does,
• 12:25
  yeah.
• 12:25
  She's
• 12:25
  used
• 12:25
  to
• 12:26
  it.
• 12:27
  She
• 12:27
  also
• 12:27
  likes
• 12:28
  the
• 12:28
  sounds
• 12:28
  of
• 12:28
  barking
• 12:29
  dogs
• 12:29
  because
• 12:30
  she
• 12:30
  got
• 12:30
  a
• 12:30
  lot
• 12:30
  of
• 12:31
  that.
• 12:31
  Yeah.
• 12:31
  When
• 12:31
  she
• 12:32
  was
• 12:32
  a
• 12:32
  dog.
• 12:32
  Right,
• 12:33
  right.
• 12:35
  Well.
• 12:36
  And
• 12:36
  then
• 12:36
  the
• 12:37
  Baby
• 12:37
  was
• 12:37
  born,
• 12:38
  and
• 12:38
  it
• 12:39
  became
• 12:39
  all
• 12:39
  about
• 12:39
  cleaning
• 12:40
  bottles,
• 12:40
  changing
• 12:41
  diapers,
• 12:41
  not
• 12:42
  sleeping.
• 12:42
  But
• 12:43
  he
• 12:43
  was
• 12:43
  okay
• 12:43
  with
• 12:43
  it
• 12:43
  because
• 12:44
  once
• 12:44
  the
• 12:44
  baby
• 12:45
  was
• 12:45
  born,
• 12:46
  you.
• 12:47
  Everyone
• 12:47
  experiences
• 12:48
  a
• 12:48
  similar
• 12:48
  urge
• 12:49
  for
• 12:49
  the
• 12:49
  most
• 12:49
  part.
• 12:50
  Some
• 12:50
  people,
• 12:50
  it
• 12:50
  doesn't
• 12:50
  happen
• 12:51
  right
• 12:51
  away,
• 12:52
  but
• 12:52
  he
• 12:53
  says,
• 12:53
  if
• 12:53
  you
• 12:54
  don't
• 12:54
  love
• 12:54
  your
• 12:54
  child
• 12:55
  right
• 12:55
  away,
• 12:55
  don't
• 12:56
  worry.
• 12:56
  Eventually
• 12:57
  you
• 12:57
  will.
• 12:58
  Some
• 12:59
  this
• 12:59
  even
• 12:59
  happens
• 12:59
  to
• 13:00
  moms.
• 13:00
  Some
• 13:01
  moms,
• 13:01
  their
• 13:01
  babies
• 13:02
  are
• 13:02
  born,
• 13:02
  and
• 13:02
  they're
• 13:02
  kind
• 13:03
  of
• 13:03
  like,
• 13:04
  where's
• 13:04
  the
• 13:05
  feeling?
• 13:05
  Yeah.
• 13:06
  Yeah.
• 13:06
  You
• 13:06
  know,
• 13:07
  I
• 13:08
  can't
• 13:08
  relate,
• 13:09
  but
• 13:10
  I
• 13:10
  know
• 13:11
  many.
• 13:11
  I
• 13:11
  know
• 13:12
  many
• 13:12
  women
• 13:12
  who
• 13:13
  have
• 13:13
  said,
• 13:13
  listen,
• 13:14
  like,
• 13:14
  it
• 13:14
  took
• 13:14
  a
• 13:14
  few
• 13:15
  days.
• 13:15
  Wow.
• 13:16
  You
• 13:16
  know,
• 13:16
  that
• 13:16
  reminds
• 13:17
  me,
• 13:17
  I
• 13:17
  hadn't
• 13:17
  thought
• 13:17
  about
• 13:17
  this
• 13:18
  in
• 13:18
  years,
• 13:18
  but
• 13:19
  when
• 13:19
  you
• 13:19
  were
• 13:20
  born,
• 13:20
  it
• 13:21
  was
• 13:21
  through
• 13:21
  a
• 13:21
  C
• 13:22
  section.
• 13:23
  In
• 13:23
  those
• 13:23
  days,
• 13:24
  C
• 13:24
  sections
• 13:25
  really
• 13:26
  hurt.
• 13:27
  And
• 13:28
  I
• 13:28
  know
• 13:28
  they
• 13:28
  don't
• 13:28
  as
• 13:29
  much.
• 13:29
  Anymore,
• 13:29
  but
• 13:30
  mine
• 13:30
  was
• 13:30
  amazing.
• 13:30
  Yours
• 13:31
  was.
• 13:31
  I
• 13:31
  know
• 13:31
  you
• 13:32
  loved
• 13:32
  yours.
• 13:32
  But
• 13:33
  mine
• 13:33
  hurt.
• 13:35
  And
• 13:36
  I
• 13:36
  was
• 13:36
  begging
• 13:36
  for
• 13:37
  drugs.
• 13:37
  And
• 13:37
  they
• 13:38
  kept
• 13:38
  saying,
• 13:38
  we're
• 13:38
  gonna
• 13:39
  give
• 13:39
  you
• 13:39
  drugs.
• 13:39
  Don't
• 13:40
  worry.
• 13:40
  Calm
• 13:40
  down.
• 13:41
  You're
• 13:41
  gonna
• 13:41
  get
• 13:41
  drugs.
• 13:42
  Relax,
• 13:43
  relax.
• 13:43
  And
• 13:44
  I'm
• 13:44
  like,
• 13:44
  no,
• 13:44
  I
• 13:45
  need
• 13:45
  the
• 13:45
  drugs.
• 13:46
  And
• 13:46
  then
• 13:46
  after
• 13:46
  the
• 13:47
  baby,
• 13:47
  I
• 13:47
  mean,
• 13:48
  it
• 13:48
  hurts
• 13:48
  so
• 13:48
  much.
• 13:49
  And
• 13:49
  so
• 13:50
  then
• 13:50
  they.
• 13:51
  The
• 13:51
  minute
• 13:52
  you
• 13:52
  were
• 13:53
  born,
• 13:53
  then
• 13:53
  they
• 13:54
  flooded
• 13:54
  me
• 13:54
  with
• 13:54
  drugs,
• 13:55
  thank
• 13:56
  God.
• 13:56
  And
• 13:58
  I
• 13:58
  was
• 13:58
  like
• 13:58
  this.
• 13:58
  And
• 13:59
  then
• 13:59
  they
• 13:59
  kept
• 13:59
  saying,
• 13:59
  would
• 14:00
  you
• 14:00
  like
• 14:00
  to
• 14:00
  hold
• 14:00
  your
• 14:01
  baby?
• 14:01
  I'm
• 14:01
  like,
• 14:01
  no,
• 14:03
  no,
• 14:03
  get
• 14:04
  her
• 14:04
  away
• 14:04
  from
• 14:05
  you.
• 14:05
  I
• 14:05
  just
• 14:05
  want
• 14:06
  to
• 14:06
  enjoy
• 14:06
  this.
• 14:07
  I
• 14:07
  finally.
• 14:08
  Don't
• 14:08
  hurt.
• 14:08
  Yeah.
• 14:09
  And
• 14:09
  I
• 14:09
  didn't.
• 14:09
  You
• 14:10
  guys
• 14:10
  gave
• 14:10
  me
• 14:10
  morphine,
• 14:11
  and
• 14:11
  I
• 14:11
  would
• 14:12
  like
• 14:12
  to
• 14:12
  lie
• 14:12
  down.
• 14:12
  I
• 14:13
  didn't.
• 14:13
  What
• 14:13
  did
• 14:13
  you
• 14:14
  get?
• 14:14
  No.
• 14:14
  Oh,
• 14:15
  I
• 14:15
  thought
• 14:15
  you
• 14:15
  meant
• 14:15
  I.
• 14:15
  We
• 14:16
  gave
• 14:16
  you
• 14:16
  the
• 14:16
  morphine.
• 14:17
  No,
• 14:17
  I.
• 14:17
  I
• 14:18
  got
• 14:18
  fentanyl,
• 14:19
  which
• 14:19
  was
• 14:19
  crazy.
• 14:20
  Oh,
• 14:21
  they
• 14:21
  did,
• 14:21
  but
• 14:21
  not
• 14:21
  with
• 14:21
  the
• 14:22
  B
• 14:22
  baby
• 14:22
  in
• 14:22
  you.
• 14:22
  I
• 14:23
  don't
• 14:23
  know
• 14:23
  when
• 14:23
  I
• 14:24
  got
• 14:24
  it.
• 14:24
  Or
• 14:24
  didn't
• 14:25
  get
• 14:25
  it,
• 14:25
  but
• 14:26
  that
• 14:26
  is
• 14:26
  what
• 14:26
  I
• 14:26
  read.
• 14:27
  I
• 14:27
  received.
• 14:28
  Oh,
• 14:28
  wow.
• 14:28
  It
• 14:29
  was
• 14:29
  crazy.
• 14:29
  Oh,
• 14:30
  and
• 14:30
  I
• 14:30
  see
• 14:30
  why
• 14:30
  there's
• 14:31
  a
• 14:31
  problem.
• 14:31
  No
• 14:31
  wonder
• 14:32
  it
• 14:32
  didn't
• 14:32
  hurt.
• 14:33
  No
• 14:33
  wonder.
• 14:33
  Yeah.
• 14:34
  No,
• 14:34
  I
• 14:34
  mean,
• 14:35
  I.
• 14:35
  When
• 14:35
  I
• 14:35
  tell
• 14:36
  you
• 14:36
  I
• 14:36
  didn't
• 14:36
  feel.
• 14:37
  A
• 14:37
  thing,
• 14:37
  that's
• 14:38
  crazy.
• 14:38
  I
• 14:38
  didn't
• 14:39
  even
• 14:39
  feel
• 14:39
  the
• 14:39
  epidural
• 14:40
  injection.
• 14:40
  I
• 14:40
  can't
• 14:41
  believe
• 14:41
  that
• 14:41
  I.
• 14:41
  My.
• 14:42
  My
• 14:42
  birth
• 14:43
  of
• 14:43
  you
• 14:43
  was
• 14:44
  so
• 14:44
  painful.
• 14:44
  I'm
• 14:45
  sorry.
• 14:45
  Well,
• 14:45
  you
• 14:45
  tried.
• 14:46
  You
• 14:46
  were
• 14:46
  in
• 14:46
  active
• 14:47
  labor
• 14:47
  with
• 14:47
  me
• 14:47
  for
• 14:47
  a
• 14:48
  long
• 14:48
  time.
• 14:48
  A
• 14:48
  long
• 14:48
  time.
• 14:49
  And
• 14:49
  then
• 14:49
  you
• 14:49
  had
• 14:49
  an
• 14:50
  emergency
• 14:50
  C
• 14:50
  section,
• 14:51
  which
• 14:51
  is
• 14:51
  different
• 14:51
  than.
• 14:52
  So
• 14:52
  maybe
• 14:52
  that's
• 14:53
  why
• 14:53
  it
• 14:53
  hurt.
• 14:54
  Know.
• 14:54
  But
• 14:54
  it
• 14:54
  really.
• 14:54
  Yeah,
• 14:55
  Yeah.
• 14:55
  I
• 14:55
  remember
• 14:56
  I
• 14:56
  asked
• 14:56
  my
• 14:56
  doctor.
• 14:57
  I'm
• 14:57
  like,
• 14:57
  listen,
• 14:57
  girl,
• 14:58
  I
• 14:58
  would
• 14:59
  like
• 14:59
  to
• 14:59
  avoid
• 15:00
  an
• 15:00
  emergency
• 15:01
  C
• 15:01
  section
• 15:01
  at
• 15:01
  all
• 15:02
  costs.
• 15:02
  So
• 15:02
  let's
• 15:03
  just
• 15:03
  schedule
• 15:04
  one.
• 15:05
  And
• 15:05
  she
• 15:05
  was
• 15:05
  like,
• 15:06
  you
• 15:06
  know,
• 15:07
  there's
• 15:07
  misconception
• 15:08
  about
• 15:08
  emergency
• 15:09
  C
• 15:09
  sections.
• 15:10
  She's
• 15:11
  like,
• 15:11
  most
• 15:11
  C
• 15:12
  sections
• 15:12
  people
• 15:13
  think
• 15:13
  are
• 15:13
  emergencies
• 15:14
  actually
• 15:14
  are
• 15:14
  not.
• 15:15
  Mostly
• 15:16
  it's
• 15:16
  like
• 15:17
  you've
• 15:17
  been
• 15:17
  laboring
• 15:18
  for
• 15:18
  so
• 15:18
  long
• 15:19
  that
• 15:20
  you
• 15:20
  get
• 15:20
  so
• 15:20
  exhausted.
• 15:21
  Some
• 15:22
  women
• 15:22
  just
• 15:22
  reach
• 15:22
  a
• 15:22
  point
• 15:23
  where
• 15:23
  they
• 15:23
  physically
• 15:23
  cannot
• 15:24
  labor
• 15:24
  anymore.
• 15:25
  And
• 15:25
  it's
• 15:25
  really
• 15:25
  not
• 15:26
  what's
• 15:26
  considered
• 15:26
  a
• 15:26
  medical
• 15:27
  emergency.
• 15:28
  It's
• 15:28
  just
• 15:28
  considered,
• 15:29
  like,
• 15:29
  all
• 15:29
  right,
• 15:30
  we've
• 15:30
  had
• 15:30
  our.
• 15:30
  We're
• 15:30
  at
• 15:30
  our
• 15:31
  limit.
• 15:31
  And.
• 15:31
  And
• 15:32
  she's
• 15:32
  like,
• 15:32
  it
• 15:33
  doesn't
• 15:33
  matter.
• 15:33
  We're
• 15:33
  going
• 15:33
  to
• 15:33
  schedule
• 15:34
  one
• 15:34
  for
• 15:34
  you
• 15:34
  anyway
• 15:34
  because
• 15:35
  your
• 15:35
  baby's
• 15:35
  in
• 15:35
  frank
• 15:36
  breach,
• 15:36
  and
• 15:37
  delivering
• 15:37
  her
• 15:37
  any
• 15:37
  other
• 15:38
  way
• 15:38
  would
• 15:38
  be
• 15:38
  really
• 15:38
  difficult.
• 15:39
  Okay.
• 15:39
  Okay.
• 15:40
  So
• 15:40
  you
• 15:41
  were
• 15:41
  a
• 15:41
  medical
• 15:41
  emergency,
• 15:42
  though?
• 15:42
  Because,
• 15:43
  like,
• 15:43
  we
• 15:43
  were
• 15:43
  just.
• 15:44
  Was
• 15:44
  it
• 15:44
  drama?
• 15:45
  Yeah,
• 15:45
  we
• 15:45
  were
• 15:46
  just,
• 15:46
  like,
• 15:46
  watching,
• 15:47
  I
• 15:47
  don't
• 15:47
  know,
• 15:48
  I
• 15:48
  Love
• 15:49
  Lucy
• 15:49
  on
• 15:49
  tv.
• 15:50
  We
• 15:50
  were
• 15:50
  just
• 15:50
  laying
• 15:51
  there.
• 15:51
  Suddenly,
• 15:52
  monitors
• 15:53
  started
• 15:53
  beeping.
• 15:54
  Doctors,
• 15:55
  nurses,
• 15:55
  everyone
• 15:56
  ran
• 15:57
  in
• 15:57
  the
• 15:57
  room,
• 15:58
  grabbed
• 15:58
  my
• 15:59
  bed,
• 15:59
  started
• 15:59
  moving
• 16:00
  it
• 16:00
  and
• 16:00
  telling
• 16:00
  dad,
• 16:01
  threw
• 16:01
  him
• 16:01
  something
• 16:01
  to
• 16:02
  put
• 16:02
  on,
• 16:02
  said,
• 16:03
  let's
• 16:03
  go,
• 16:04
  we're
• 16:04
  going.
• 16:04
  I
• 16:05
  was
• 16:05
  dramatic
• 16:05
  from
• 16:06
  my
• 16:06
  first
• 16:07
  moments
• 16:08
  in
• 16:08
  this
• 16:08
  world.
• 16:08
  Yeah.
• 16:09
  Anyway,
• 16:10
  so.
• 16:10
  But
• 16:11
  he
• 16:11
  says
• 16:11
  that,
• 16:11
  you
• 16:11
  know,
• 16:12
  once
• 16:12
  the
• 16:12
  baby's
• 16:12
  born,
• 16:13
  you
• 16:13
  become
• 16:13
  a
• 16:13
  little
• 16:14
  family
• 16:14
  unit,
• 16:16
  and
• 16:16
  that's
• 16:16
  great.
• 16:17
  And.
• 16:17
  And
• 16:18
  even
• 16:18
  if
• 16:18
  you've
• 16:19
  always
• 16:19
  thought
• 16:20
  that
• 16:20
  other
• 16:21
  people's
• 16:21
  babies
• 16:22
  were.
• 16:22
  Were
• 16:22
  ugly
• 16:23
  and
• 16:23
  not
• 16:24
  cute,
• 16:24
  and
• 16:24
  you've
• 16:24
  never
• 16:25
  liked
• 16:25
  babies,
• 16:26
  you
• 16:27
  will
• 16:27
  love
• 16:27
  your
• 16:27
  baby.
• 16:28
  Even
• 16:29
  if
• 16:29
  it's
• 16:29
  the
• 16:29
  ugliest
• 16:30
  baby,
• 16:30
  you.
• 16:31
  Will
• 16:31
  love
• 16:31
  it,
• 16:31
  that
• 16:31
  baby.
• 16:32
  And
• 16:32
  he
• 16:32
  said.
• 16:32
  And
• 16:32
  then
• 16:33
  he
• 16:33
  says,
• 16:33
  the
• 16:33
  joke's
• 16:34
  on
• 16:34
  you
• 16:34
  because
• 16:35
  you're.
• 16:35
  What
• 16:35
  you're
• 16:35
  going
• 16:36
  to
• 16:36
  learn
• 16:36
  is
• 16:36
  babies
• 16:37
  are
• 16:37
  the
• 16:37
  easy
• 16:38
  part,
• 16:38
  even
• 16:38
  though
• 16:38
  you
• 16:38
  think
• 16:39
  they're
• 16:39
  the
• 16:39
  hard
• 16:39
  part.
• 16:41
  Every
• 16:41
  stage
• 16:42
  that
• 16:42
  follows
• 16:42
  is
• 16:43
  harder.
• 16:43
  Babies
• 16:44
  are
• 16:44
  just
• 16:44
  inconvenient.
• 16:45
  Yes.
• 16:45
  And
• 16:45
  I
• 16:45
  liked
• 16:46
  that
• 16:46
  assessment
• 16:47
  because
• 16:48
  my
• 16:48
  experience
• 16:48
  now,
• 16:49
  having
• 16:49
  my
• 16:49
  baby,
• 16:49
  I
• 16:49
  bring
• 16:50
  her
• 16:50
  everywhere,
• 16:50
  and
• 16:50
  I
• 16:50
  bring
• 16:51
  her
• 16:51
  everywhere
• 16:51
  because
• 16:51
  she
• 16:52
  has
• 16:52
  no
• 16:52
  choice.
• 16:53
  And
• 16:53
  she's
• 16:53
  not
• 16:53
  verbal
• 16:54
  yet,
• 16:54
  so
• 16:54
  she
• 16:54
  can't
• 16:55
  really
• 16:55
  object.
• 16:56
  So
• 16:56
  I
• 16:56
  bring
• 16:56
  her
• 16:57
  to
• 16:57
  the
• 16:57
  nail
• 16:57
  salon,
• 16:58
  I
• 16:58
  bring
• 16:58
  her
• 16:58
  to
• 16:58
  the
• 16:58
  bank,
• 16:59
  I
• 16:59
  bring
• 16:59
  her
• 16:59
  to
• 16:59
  dinner,
• 17:00
  I
• 17:00
  bring
• 17:00
  her
• 17:00
  to
• 17:01
  lunch,
• 17:01
  and
• 17:01
  she
• 17:02
  sort
• 17:02
  of
• 17:02
  just
• 17:02
  sits
• 17:02
  there
• 17:02
  and
• 17:03
  hangs
• 17:03
  out.
• 17:03
  Yeah.
• 17:04
  I
• 17:04
  can't
• 17:04
  tell
• 17:04
  whether
• 17:05
  or
• 17:05
  not
• 17:05
  she's
• 17:05
  actually
• 17:05
  enjoying
• 17:06
  herself,
• 17:06
  but
• 17:07
  she's
• 17:07
  not
• 17:07
  protesting.
• 17:08
  Yeah.
• 17:08
  And
• 17:08
  I
• 17:08
  feel
• 17:09
  like
• 17:09
  once
• 17:09
  they
• 17:09
  can
• 17:10
  throw
• 17:10
  a
• 17:10
  real
• 17:11
  tantrum,
• 17:12
  then
• 17:12
  it
• 17:12
  becomes
• 17:13
  much
• 17:13
  more
• 17:13
  difficult
• 17:14
  to
• 17:14
  live
• 17:15
  your
• 17:15
  life
• 17:15
  with
• 17:15
  a
• 17:16
  child.
• 17:16
  Yeah.
• 17:16
  I
• 17:17
  mean,
• 17:17
  it
• 17:17
  may
• 17:17
  change,
• 17:17
  but
• 17:18
  so
• 17:18
  far,
• 17:18
  she's
• 17:19
  pretty
• 17:19
  good
• 17:19
  about
• 17:19
  coming
• 17:20
  places.
• 17:20
  She
• 17:21
  just
• 17:21
  sort
• 17:21
  of
• 17:21
  accepts
• 17:21
  that
• 17:22
  she's
• 17:22
  along
• 17:22
  for
• 17:23
  the
• 17:23
  ride
• 17:23
  at
• 17:23
  this
• 17:23
  point,
• 17:24
  and
• 17:24
  she
• 17:24
  does.
• 17:24
  He
• 17:24
  doesn't
• 17:25
  mind
• 17:25
  noise
• 17:25
  or
• 17:26
  lots
• 17:26
  of
• 17:26
  people.
• 17:26
  That
• 17:27
  sort
• 17:27
  of
• 17:27
  thing.
• 17:28
  Okay.
• 17:29
  So
• 17:29
  he
• 17:29
  gives
• 17:30
  advice
• 17:30
  on
• 17:31
  feeding
• 17:31
  your
• 17:31
  baby.
• 17:32
  He
• 17:32
  says,
• 17:33
  hey,
• 17:34
  do
• 17:34
  whatever
• 17:35
  you
• 17:35
  think
• 17:35
  is
• 17:35
  right.
• 17:36
  He
• 17:36
  said
• 17:36
  of
• 17:37
  his
• 17:37
  two
• 17:37
  kids,
• 17:38
  one
• 17:38
  was
• 17:38
  breastfed
• 17:39
  a
• 17:39
  lot,
• 17:39
  one
• 17:40
  was
• 17:40
  breastfed
• 17:41
  a
• 17:41
  little.
• 17:41
  And
• 17:41
  there's
• 17:41
  no
• 17:42
  difference
• 17:42
  between
• 17:42
  the
• 17:43
  two
• 17:43
  of
• 17:43
  them
• 17:43
  as
• 17:43
  far
• 17:43
  as
• 17:43
  he
• 17:43
  can
• 17:44
  tell.
• 17:45
  He
• 17:45
  talks
• 17:46
  about
• 17:46
  screen
• 17:46
  time.
• 17:47
  Not
• 17:47
  your
• 17:47
  child's
• 17:48
  screen
• 17:48
  time.
• 17:49
  Your
• 17:49
  screen
• 17:49
  time.
• 17:50
  Yes.
• 17:50
  Because
• 17:51
  you're
• 17:51
  going
• 17:51
  to
• 17:51
  be
• 17:51
  watching
• 17:52
  a
• 17:52
  lot
• 17:52
  of
• 17:52
  screens
• 17:53
  when
• 17:53
  you
• 17:54
  are
• 17:55
  feeding
• 17:55
  your
• 17:55
  baby
• 17:55
  at
• 17:56
  2
• 17:56
  in
• 17:56
  the
• 17:56
  morning.
• 17:57
  Yeah,
• 17:57
  yeah.
• 17:58
  Relatable,
• 17:59
  right?
• 18:00
  I
• 18:00
  remember
• 18:00
  when.
• 18:00
  When
• 18:01
  you
• 18:01
  were
• 18:01
  born,
• 18:01
  dad
• 18:02
  would
• 18:02
  be
• 18:02
  sometimes
• 18:03
  feeding
• 18:03
  you
• 18:03
  in
• 18:03
  the
• 18:04
  middle
• 18:04
  of
• 18:04
  the
• 18:04
  night
• 18:04
  and
• 18:05
  he
• 18:05
  watched
• 18:05
  every
• 18:06
  episode
• 18:06
  of
• 18:06
  all
• 18:07
  things
• 18:07
  of
• 18:08
  Designing
• 18:08
  Women.
• 18:09
  Do
• 18:09
  you
• 18:09
  remember
• 18:10
  that
• 18:10
  show?
• 18:11
  What
• 18:11
  is
• 18:11
  that
• 18:12
  show?
• 18:12
  Is
• 18:12
  it
• 18:12
  hgtv?
• 18:14
  No,
• 18:14
  it's
• 18:14
  an
• 18:14
  old
• 18:15
  show
• 18:15
  from
• 18:15
  my
• 18:16
  generation
• 18:16
  and
• 18:17
  these
• 18:17
  four
• 18:18
  women
• 18:18
  from
• 18:18
  the
• 18:18
  South.
• 18:19
  It
• 18:19
  was
• 18:19
  really
• 18:19
  good.
• 18:20
  But
• 18:20
  anyway,
• 18:20
  he
• 18:20
  was
• 18:21
  watching
• 18:21
  that.
• 18:22
  Maybe
• 18:22
  it
• 18:22
  was
• 18:22
  on,
• 18:23
  I
• 18:23
  don't
• 18:23
  know,
• 18:23
  in
• 18:23
  the
• 18:24
  middle
• 18:24
  of
• 18:24
  the
• 18:24
  night.
• 18:24
  That's
• 18:24
  so
• 18:25
  funny.
• 18:25
  Oh,
• 18:26
  my
• 18:26
  go.
• 18:26
  Well,
• 18:26
  I
• 18:26
  guess
• 18:26
  it
• 18:26
  was
• 18:27
  more
• 18:27
  limited
• 18:27
  because
• 18:27
  you
• 18:27
  guys
• 18:27
  were
• 18:27
  watching
• 18:28
  cable.
• 18:28
  You
• 18:28
  didn't
• 18:28
  have.
• 18:29
  We
• 18:29
  didn't
• 18:29
  have
• 18:29
  all
• 18:29
  that.
• 18:30
  You
• 18:30
  didn't
• 18:30
  have
• 18:30
  choices.
• 18:31
  Not.
• 18:33
  There's
• 18:33
  a
• 18:33
  section
• 18:34
  called
• 18:34
  Butt
• 18:35
  Stuff
• 18:36
  which
• 18:36
  talks
• 18:36
  about
• 18:37
  all
• 18:37
  the
• 18:37
  pooping
• 18:37
  accessories
• 18:38
  that
• 18:38
  you
• 18:38
  have
• 18:38
  to
• 18:38
  buy
• 18:39
  when
• 18:39
  you
• 18:39
  have
• 18:39
  a
• 18:39
  baby,
• 18:39
  like
• 18:40
  a
• 18:40
  diaper
• 18:40
  genie
• 18:41
  and
• 18:41
  a
• 18:41
  changing
• 18:42
  table
• 18:42
  and
• 18:43
  diapers,
• 18:43
  which
• 18:43
  are
• 18:43
  astronomically
• 18:45
  expensive
• 18:45
  for
• 18:45
  things
• 18:46
  you
• 18:46
  just
• 18:46
  throw
• 18:47
  in
• 18:47
  the
• 18:48
  trash.
• 18:48
  Yeah.
• 18:49
  Baby
• 18:49
  wipes,
• 18:50
  Aquaphor
• 18:51
  spatulas.
• 18:52
  There
• 18:52
  is
• 18:53
  so
• 18:53
  much
• 18:54
  you
• 18:54
  need.
• 18:55
  Again,
• 18:56
  things
• 18:56
  that
• 18:56
  just
• 18:56
  end
• 18:57
  up
• 18:57
  in
• 18:57
  the
• 18:58
  garbage.
• 18:58
  Yeah.
• 18:59
  Yeah.
• 18:59
  That's
• 19:00
  a
• 19:00
  big
• 19:00
  part
• 19:00
  of
• 19:00
  having
• 19:01
  a
• 19:01
  baby.
• 19:01
  That
• 19:02
  is
• 19:02
  true
• 19:02
  exhaustion.
• 19:03
  You
• 19:03
  will
• 19:04
  be
• 19:04
  exhausted
• 19:04
  all
• 19:04
  the
• 19:05
  time
• 19:05
  after
• 19:05
  your
• 19:05
  baby
• 19:06
  is
• 19:06
  born.
• 19:06
  Yes.
• 19:07
  They
• 19:07
  tell
• 19:07
  you
• 19:07
  to
• 19:07
  bank
• 19:08
  your
• 19:08
  sleep
• 19:08
  and
• 19:08
  sleep
• 19:09
  a
• 19:09
  lot
• 19:09
  ahead
• 19:09
  of
• 19:09
  time,
• 19:10
  but
• 19:10
  you
• 19:11
  can't
• 19:11
  do
• 19:11
  that.
• 19:11
  You
• 19:11
  can't
• 19:12
  do
• 19:12
  that.
• 19:12
  I
• 19:12
  could
• 19:13
  have
• 19:13
  told
• 19:13
  you
• 19:13
  that.
• 19:14
  You
• 19:14
  cannot
• 19:14
  do
• 19:14
  that.
• 19:15
  That's
• 19:15
  not
• 19:15
  a
• 19:15
  real
• 19:16
  thing
• 19:17
  anyway.
• 19:17
  Yeah.
• 19:18
  In
• 19:18
  the
• 19:18
  toddler
• 19:19
  section,
• 19:19
  he
• 19:19
  says
• 19:19
  that
• 19:19
  toddlers
• 19:20
  exhaust
• 19:20
  you
• 19:20
  because
• 19:21
  they
• 19:21
  never
• 19:22
  stop.
• 19:22
  They
• 19:23
  don't
• 19:23
  stop
• 19:23
  moving.
• 19:23
  They
• 19:24
  don't
• 19:24
  stop
• 19:24
  asking
• 19:25
  questions.
• 19:25
  Their
• 19:26
  nap
• 19:26
  time,
• 19:26
  which
• 19:27
  everyone's
• 19:27
  like,
• 19:27
  oh,
• 19:27
  you
• 19:28
  can
• 19:28
  sleep
• 19:28
  when
• 19:28
  the
• 19:28
  baby
• 19:29
  sleeps.
• 19:30
  We
• 19:30
  have
• 19:30
  things
• 19:30
  to
• 19:30
  do.
• 19:31
  Right,
• 19:31
  Right.
• 19:31
  When
• 19:32
  the
• 19:32
  baby
• 19:32
  sleeps.
• 19:32
  That's
• 19:33
  your
• 19:33
  chore
• 19:33
  time.
• 19:33
  Yeah.
• 19:34
  That's
• 19:34
  when
• 19:34
  I
• 19:34
  can
• 19:34
  clean
• 19:35
  my
• 19:35
  house,
• 19:36
  check
• 19:36
  on
• 19:36
  my
• 19:37
  dogs,
• 19:38
  get
• 19:38
  my
• 19:38
  packages.
• 19:40
  Like,
• 19:41
  sleep
• 19:41
  when
• 19:41
  the
• 19:41
  baby
• 19:42
  sleeps.
• 19:43
  That's
• 19:43
  your
• 19:43
  only
• 19:43
  time
• 19:44
  that
• 19:44
  you
• 19:44
  get
• 19:44
  during
• 19:45
  my
• 19:45
  peace
• 19:46
  and
• 19:47
  respite.
• 19:47
  All
• 19:48
  right,
• 19:48
  well.
• 19:48
  And
• 19:48
  then
• 19:49
  he
• 19:49
  talks
• 19:49
  about
• 19:49
  sleep
• 19:50
  training,
• 19:51
  how
• 19:51
  you'll
• 19:51
  do
• 19:51
  anything
• 19:52
  to
• 19:52
  get
• 19:53
  your
• 19:53
  child
• 19:53
  to
• 19:53
  sleep.
• 19:54
  That's
• 19:54
  the
• 19:54
  best,
• 19:54
  best
• 19:55
  part
• 19:55
  of
• 19:55
  the
• 19:55
  day.
• 19:56
  Yeah,
• 19:56
  he
• 19:56
  talks
• 19:57
  about
• 19:57
  all
• 19:57
  the
• 19:57
  different
• 19:58
  special
• 19:58
  equipment
• 19:59
  that
• 19:59
  you
• 19:59
  can
• 19:59
  get
• 20:00
  to
• 20:00
  help
• 20:00
  your
• 20:00
  child
• 20:00
  sleep.
• 20:02
  And
• 20:03
  he
• 20:03
  talks
• 20:03
  about
• 20:03
  how
• 20:04
  that
• 20:04
  when
• 20:04
  he,
• 20:05
  he
• 20:05
  wrote,
• 20:06
  he.
• 20:06
  I
• 20:06
  guess
• 20:06
  he
• 20:06
  has
• 20:07
  a.
• 20:07
  I
• 20:08
  don't
• 20:08
  know,
• 20:08
  a
• 20:08
  blog
• 20:08
  or
• 20:09
  an
• 20:09
  Instagram,
• 20:10
  I
• 20:10
  guess.
• 20:10
  An
• 20:10
  Instagram.
• 20:11
  Instagram,
• 20:11
  A
• 20:12
  blog.
• 20:12
  I
• 20:13
  don't
• 20:13
  know.
• 20:13
  Is
• 20:13
  that
• 20:13
  an
• 20:13
  old
• 20:13
  thing?
• 20:14
  That's
• 20:14
  just
• 20:14
  what
• 20:14
  old
• 20:14
  people
• 20:15
  now.
• 20:15
  It's
• 20:15
  a
• 20:15
  sub
• 20:15
  stack.
• 20:16
  I
• 20:16
  feel
• 20:16
  like
• 20:16
  substack
• 20:17
  is
• 20:17
  the
• 20:17
  ev
• 20:18
  of
• 20:18
  blogs.
• 20:18
  Okay,
• 20:19
  no
• 20:19
  more
• 20:19
  blogs.
• 20:20
  Okay,
• 20:20
  well,
• 20:20
  maybe
• 20:21
  people
• 20:21
  have
• 20:21
  blogs,
• 20:21
  but
• 20:22
  he
• 20:22
  doesn't.
• 20:23
  Yeah,
• 20:23
  he's
• 20:23
  got
• 20:24
  an
• 20:24
  Instagram,
• 20:24
  which
• 20:25
  everyone
• 20:25
  says
• 20:25
  is
• 20:25
  really
• 20:26
  funny,
• 20:26
  which
• 20:26
  I'm
• 20:27
  going
• 20:27
  to
• 20:27
  start
• 20:27
  looking.
• 20:27
  I
• 20:28
  can't
• 20:28
  wait
• 20:28
  to
• 20:28
  watch
• 20:28
  because
• 20:29
  he's
• 20:29
  so
• 20:29
  funny.
• 20:30
  But
• 20:30
  anyway,
• 20:31
  he
• 20:31
  says
• 20:31
  that
• 20:32
  when
• 20:32
  he
• 20:32
  wrote
• 20:32
  about
• 20:32
  letting
• 20:33
  his
• 20:33
  baby
• 20:33
  cry
• 20:34
  it
• 20:34
  out,
• 20:35
  people
• 20:35
  accused
• 20:35
  him
• 20:35
  of
• 20:36
  torturing
• 20:36
  his
• 20:36
  child
• 20:37
  and
• 20:38
  he
• 20:38
  said
• 20:39
  not
• 20:39
  to
• 20:39
  worry,
• 20:40
  they're
• 20:40
  just
• 20:40
  fine
• 20:41
  right
• 20:41
  now.
• 20:41
  Yeah.
• 20:42
  And
• 20:42
  you
• 20:43
  know
• 20:43
  what?
• 20:43
  I
• 20:43
  let
• 20:43
  you
• 20:44
  cry
• 20:44
  it
• 20:44
  out.
• 20:44
  I'm
• 20:44
  sorry
• 20:45
  I
• 20:45
  did
• 20:45
  the
• 20:45
  Ferber
• 20:46
  method
• 20:46
  on
• 20:46
  you.
• 20:46
  I'm
• 20:47
  not
• 20:47
  past
• 20:47
  it.
• 20:48
  You're
• 20:48
  not?
• 20:49
  No.
• 20:49
  I
• 20:49
  will
• 20:50
  never
• 20:50
  be
• 20:50
  able
• 20:50
  to
• 20:51
  forgive
• 20:51
  you
• 20:51
  for
• 20:51
  that
• 20:52
  atrocity
• 20:52
  you
• 20:53
  committed
• 20:53
  against
• 20:53
  me.
• 20:53
  Let
• 20:53
  me
• 20:53
  tell
• 20:54
  you.
• 20:54
  You
• 20:55
  were
• 20:55
  screaming,
• 20:55
  but
• 20:56
  I
• 20:56
  was
• 20:56
  just
• 20:56
  like
• 20:57
  sitting
• 20:57
  outside
• 20:58
  the
• 20:58
  room,
• 20:58
  just
• 20:59
  my
• 20:59
  heart
• 20:59
  was
• 21:00
  breaking.
• 21:00
  I'm
• 21:01
  sure
• 21:01
  it
• 21:01
  was.
• 21:02
  I
• 21:02
  feel
• 21:02
  like
• 21:02
  it's
• 21:02
  really
• 21:03
  hard
• 21:03
  for
• 21:03
  moms
• 21:03
  to
• 21:03
  do
• 21:03
  that,
• 21:04
  but
• 21:04
  you
• 21:04
  reach
• 21:04
  a
• 21:05
  point
• 21:05
  where
• 21:06
  you
• 21:06
  simply
• 21:06
  have
• 21:07
  no
• 21:07
  choice.
• 21:07
  I
• 21:08
  had
• 21:08
  to
• 21:08
  get
• 21:08
  you
• 21:08
  to
• 21:09
  sleep.
• 21:09
  I
• 21:09
  did.
• 21:10
  And
• 21:11
  it
• 21:11
  worked.
• 21:11
  And
• 21:12
  then
• 21:12
  it
• 21:12
  didn't
• 21:12
  work.
• 21:13
  But
• 21:13
  it
• 21:13
  did
• 21:13
  work
• 21:13
  for
• 21:14
  a
• 21:14
  while.
• 21:14
  He
• 21:14
  talks
• 21:14
  about
• 21:15
  that.
• 21:15
  He's
• 21:15
  like,
• 21:15
  as
• 21:16
  soon
• 21:16
  as
• 21:16
  you
• 21:16
  think
• 21:16
  your
• 21:16
  child
• 21:17
  has
• 21:17
  figured
• 21:17
  out
• 21:17
  how
• 21:17
  to
• 21:18
  sleep.
• 21:18
  Psych.
• 21:19
  No,
• 21:19
  they
• 21:19
  haven't.
• 21:21
  Guess
• 21:21
  what?
• 21:23
  Oh
• 21:23
  my
• 21:23
  God.
• 21:23
  Oh
• 21:24
  yeah.
• 21:24
  He
• 21:24
  talks
• 21:24
  also
• 21:24
  like.
• 21:25
  So
• 21:26
  when
• 21:26
  I
• 21:26
  first
• 21:26
  got
• 21:26
  pregnant,
• 21:27
  there
• 21:27
  was
• 21:27
  all
• 21:27
  this
• 21:27
  equipment
• 21:28
  that
• 21:28
  you
• 21:28
  could
• 21:29
  get.
• 21:29
  There's
• 21:30
  like
• 21:30
  these
• 21:30
  bassinets
• 21:31
  that
• 21:31
  vibrate,
• 21:32
  these
• 21:33
  bassinets
• 21:33
  that
• 21:33
  swing
• 21:35
  some
• 21:35
  that
• 21:35
  sense
• 21:35
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• 22:33
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• 22:34
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• 22:35
  My
• 22:35
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• 22:36
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• 22:36
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• 22:38
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• 22:38
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• 22:39
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• 22:40
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• 22:40
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• 22:40
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• 22:40
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• 22:43
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• 22:43
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• 22:44
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• 22:44
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• 22:45
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• 22:45
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• 22:45
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• 22:46
  My
• 22:46
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• 22:47
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• 22:47
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• 22:48
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• 22:48
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• 22:49
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• 22:49
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• 22:49
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• 22:50
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• 22:50
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• 22:50
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• 22:51
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• 22:52
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• 22:53
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• 22:53
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• 22:53
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• 22:54
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• 22:54
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• 22:54
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• 22:54
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• 22:54
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• 22:54
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• 22:55
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• 22:56
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• 22:56
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• 22:56
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• 22:56
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• 22:56
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• 22:57
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• 22:57
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• 22:58
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• 22:58
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• 22:58
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• 22:59
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• 22:59
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• 22:59
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• 23:02
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• 23:02
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• 23:03
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• 23:03
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• 23:04
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• 23:05
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• 23:05
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• 23:06
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• 23:06
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• 23:06
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• 23:07
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• 23:07
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• 23:07
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• 23:08
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• 23:09
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• 23:11
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• 23:11
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• 23:12
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• 23:12
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• 23:13
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• 23:13
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• 23:13
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• 23:14
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• 23:15
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• 23:15
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• 23:16
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• 23:16
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• 23:16
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• 23:16
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• 23:16
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• 23:16
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• 23:17
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• 23:17
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• 23:17
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• 23:18
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• 23:18
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• 23:18
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• 23:18
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• 23:19
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• 23:19
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• 23:19
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• 23:19
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• 23:19
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• 23:20
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• 23:20
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• 23:20
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• 23:21
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• 23:22
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• 23:22
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• 23:22
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• 23:23
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• 23:23
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• 23:23
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• 23:24
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• 23:24
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• 23:25
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• 23:25
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• 23:25
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• 23:25
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• 23:26
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• 23:26
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• 23:26
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• 23:27
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• 23:27
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• 23:28
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• 23:28
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• 23:29
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• 23:29
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• 23:30
  pleasing
• 23:31
  baby
• 23:32
  gear
• 23:32
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• 23:33
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• 23:33
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• 23:33
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• 23:34
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• 23:34
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• 23:34
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• 23:34
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• 23:34
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• 23:35
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• 23:35
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• 23:35
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• 23:36
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• 23:36
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• 23:36
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• 23:36
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• 23:36
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• 23:37
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• 23:37
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• 23:38
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• 23:38
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• 23:38
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• 23:39
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• 23:39
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• 23:39
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• 23:40
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• 23:40
  still
• 23:40
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• 23:40
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• 23:41
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• 23:41
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• 23:41
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• 23:41
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• 23:42
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• 23:42
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• 23:43
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• 23:43
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• 23:43
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• 23:44
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• 23:45
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• 23:45
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• 23:45
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• 23:45
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• 23:45
  it
• 23:45
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• 23:46
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• 23:46
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• 23:46
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• 23:47
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• 23:47
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• 23:47
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• 23:47
  my
• 23:48
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• 23:48
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• 23:48
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• 23:48
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• 23:48
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• 23:48
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• 23:49
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• 23:49
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• 23:49
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• 23:49
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• 23:49
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• 23:50
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• 23:50
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• 23:51
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• 23:51
  God,
• 23:52
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• 23:52
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• 23:52
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• 23:52
  these
• 23:53
  ads.
• 23:55
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• 23:56
  babies
• 23:57
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• 23:57
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• 23:57
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• 23:57
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• 23:58
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• 23:58
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• 23:58
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• 23:58
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• 23:58
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• 23:59
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• 23:59
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• 24:00
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• 24:00
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• 24:00
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• 24:01
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• 24:01
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• 24:02
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• 24:02
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• 24:02
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• 24:03
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• 24:03
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• 24:04
  caring
• 24:04
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• 24:04
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• 24:05
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• 24:05
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• 24:05
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• 24:06
  dads
• 24:06
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• 24:07
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• 24:08
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• 24:09
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• 24:09
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• 24:09
  bar
• 24:10
  for
• 24:10
  moms
• 24:11
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• 24:11
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• 24:12
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• 24:13
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• 24:13
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• 24:13
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• 24:14
  a
• 24:14
  party
• 24:14
  a
• 24:14
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• 24:14
  weekends
• 24:15
  ago,
• 24:15
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• 24:15
  Ben
• 24:15
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• 24:15
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• 24:16
  the
• 24:16
  baby
• 24:16
  a
• 24:16
  bottle,
• 24:17
  and
• 24:17
  a
• 24:17
  woman
• 24:17
  came
• 24:17
  up
• 24:17
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• 24:18
  me
• 24:18
  and
• 24:18
  she's
• 24:18
  like,
• 24:19
  super
• 24:19
  dad.
• 24:20
  Oh.
• 24:20
  I
• 24:21
  was
• 24:21
  like,
• 24:21
  I
• 24:22
  produced
• 24:23
  that
• 24:23
  milk
• 24:24
  with
• 24:24
  my
• 24:25
  literal
• 24:25
  blood.
• 24:26
  Uh
• 24:27
  huh.
• 24:27
  I'm
• 24:28
  not
• 24:28
  super.
• 24:29
  Okay,
• 24:30
  yes,
• 24:31
  my
• 24:31
  husband
• 24:31
  is
• 24:31
  fabulous.
• 24:32
  You
• 24:33
  put
• 24:33
  it
• 24:33
  in
• 24:33
  the
• 24:33
  bottle.
• 24:34
  You
• 24:35
  heated
• 24:35
  it.
• 24:35
  You
• 24:35
  gave
• 24:36
  him
• 24:36
  the
• 24:36
  bottle.
• 24:37
  And
• 24:38
  he
• 24:38
  went,
• 24:39
  yeah.
• 24:40
  I'm
• 24:40
  just
• 24:40
  like.
• 24:41
  And
• 24:41
  I
• 24:41
  said
• 24:41
  that
• 24:41
  to
• 24:42
  my
• 24:42
  husband.
• 24:42
  And
• 24:42
  he
• 24:42
  goes,
• 24:42
  is
• 24:43
  she
• 24:43
  serious?
• 24:44
  And
• 24:44
  I'm
• 24:44
  like,
• 24:45
  thank
• 24:45
  you
• 24:45
  for
• 24:45
  at
• 24:45
  least
• 24:45
  having
• 24:46
  perspective
• 24:46
  to
• 24:47
  understand
• 24:48
  that,
• 24:48
  like,
• 24:49
  you're
• 24:49
  a
• 24:49
  great
• 24:49
  dad.
• 24:50
  This
• 24:50
  is
• 24:51
  not
• 24:51
  what
• 24:51
  makes
• 24:51
  you
• 24:51
  a
• 24:52
  great
• 24:52
  dad.
• 24:52
  Yeah,
• 24:52
  but
• 24:53
  that's
• 24:53
  so
• 24:53
  funny.
• 24:54
  It's
• 24:54
  so
• 24:55
  crazy.
• 24:55
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• 24:55
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• 24:55
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• 24:55
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• 24:56
  mom,
• 24:56
  it's
• 24:56
  like,
• 24:56
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• 24:57
  I'm
• 24:57
  sorry.
• 24:57
  Like,
• 24:58
  again,
• 24:58
  I.
• 24:59
  I
• 24:59
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• 24:59
  on
• 24:59
  the
• 24:59
  Internet,
• 25:00
  breastfeeding
• 25:01
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• 25:01
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• 25:01
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• 25:02
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• 25:02
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• 25:02
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• 25:02
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• 25:02
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• 25:03
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• 25:03
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• 25:04
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• 25:04
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• 25:04
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• 25:05
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• 25:05
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• 25:06
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• 25:06
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• 25:07
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• 25:07
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• 25:07
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• 25:08
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• 25:08
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• 25:08
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• 25:08
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• 25:09
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• 25:09
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• 25:09
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• 25:10
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• 25:11
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• 25:11
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• 25:11
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• 25:11
  listen,
• 25:12
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• 25:12
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• 25:12
  reasons
• 25:12
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• 25:12
  do
• 25:13
  it.
• 25:13
  And
• 25:13
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• 25:13
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• 25:13
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• 25:14
  plenty
• 25:14
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• 25:14
  reasons
• 25:14
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• 25:15
  to
• 25:15
  do
• 25:15
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• 25:15
  It's
• 25:16
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• 25:16
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• 25:16
  people
• 25:17
  live.
• 25:18
  Right.
• 25:18
  People
• 25:19
  should
• 25:19
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• 25:19
  whatever
• 25:20
  they
• 25:20
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• 25:20
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• 25:21
  live.
• 25:22
  Because
• 25:22
  some
• 25:22
  of
• 25:22
  us
• 25:22
  are
• 25:23
  fighting
• 25:23
  for
• 25:23
  our
• 25:23
  lives.
• 25:24
  Right?
• 25:24
  No.
• 25:24
  Okay.
• 25:25
  It's
• 25:25
  a
• 25:25
  lot.
• 25:26
  It's
• 25:26
  a
• 25:26
  lot.
• 25:26
  That's
• 25:27
  right.
• 25:28
  Okay.
• 25:28
  The
• 25:29
  toddler
• 25:29
  years.
• 25:29
  So
• 25:30
  when
• 25:30
  babies
• 25:30
  can
• 25:30
  stand.
• 25:31
  This
• 25:31
  is
• 25:31
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• 25:31
  he
• 25:31
  defines
• 25:32
  a
• 25:32
  toddler.
• 25:32
  When
• 25:33
  a
• 25:33
  baby
• 25:33
  can
• 25:33
  stand
• 25:34
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• 25:34
  reach
• 25:34
  for
• 25:34
  something
• 25:34
  dangerous,
• 25:36
  when
• 25:36
  does
• 25:36
  that
• 25:36
  happen?
• 25:38
  Well,
• 25:38
  by
• 25:38
  the
• 25:38
  time
• 25:39
  they're
• 25:39
  like
• 25:41
  nine
• 25:41
  to
• 25:42
  12
• 25:42
  months,
• 25:42
  it's
• 25:43
  gonna
• 25:43
  start
• 25:43
  happening.
• 25:44
  They'll
• 25:44
  start
• 25:44
  pulling.
• 25:45
  They
• 25:45
  start
• 25:45
  pulling
• 25:45
  themselves
• 25:46
  up,
• 25:47
  grabbing
• 25:47
  at
• 25:47
  things.
• 25:48
  Yeah.
• 25:49
  It
• 25:49
  just.
• 25:49
  You
• 25:49
  took
• 25:50
  your
• 25:50
  first
• 25:50
  step
• 25:50
  right.
• 25:50
  At
• 25:51
  about
• 25:51
  one
• 25:51
  year,
• 25:52
  but
• 25:52
  every
• 25:52
  kid
• 25:53
  is
• 25:53
  different.
• 25:53
  But
• 25:53
  that's
• 25:54
  what
• 25:54
  happened.
• 25:54
  Okay.
• 25:55
  Yeah.
• 25:55
  Yeah.
• 25:55
  Scary.
• 25:56
  It's
• 25:56
  like,
• 25:57
  of
• 25:57
  course
• 25:57
  you
• 25:57
  want
• 25:57
  your
• 25:57
  babies
• 25:58
  to
• 25:58
  grow
• 25:58
  and
• 25:58
  to
• 25:58
  hit
• 25:59
  milestones.
• 25:59
  That's
• 25:59
  another
• 25:59
  thing
• 26:00
  he
• 26:00
  talks
• 26:00
  about
• 26:00
  is
• 26:01
  milestones
• 26:01
  and
• 26:02
  how
• 26:02
  obsessed
• 26:02
  everyone
• 26:03
  is
• 26:03
  about
• 26:04
  milestones.
• 26:05
  That's
• 26:05
  right.
• 26:05
  I
• 26:06
  personally
• 26:06
  don't
• 26:06
  even
• 26:06
  know
• 26:07
  what
• 26:07
  the
• 26:07
  milestones
• 26:07
  are.
• 26:08
  Oh,
• 26:08
  they're
• 26:08
  in
• 26:08
  my
• 26:08
  book.
• 26:09
  And
• 26:09
  that
• 26:09
  you
• 26:09
  supposedly
• 26:10
  read.
• 26:10
  I
• 26:10
  did
• 26:11
  read,
• 26:11
  but
• 26:11
  t.
• 26:11
  I
• 26:12
  can't.
• 26:12
  I
• 26:12
  can't
• 26:12
  retain.
• 26:13
  Oh,
• 26:14
  my
• 26:14
  God.
• 26:14
  Every
• 26:14
  single
• 26:15
  thing
• 26:17
  that
• 26:17
  I
• 26:17
  read.
• 26:17
  I
• 26:18
  read
• 26:18
  so
• 26:18
  much.
• 26:19
  I
• 26:19
  am
• 26:19
  an
• 26:19
  avid
• 26:20
  literate
• 26:21
  woman.
• 26:21
  Milestones
• 26:22
  are
• 26:22
  just
• 26:22
  what
• 26:23
  your
• 26:23
  child
• 26:23
  is
• 26:23
  supposed
• 26:24
  to
• 26:24
  do,
• 26:24
  allegedly,
• 26:25
  at
• 26:25
  different
• 26:26
  points.
• 26:26
  Points.
• 26:27
  And
• 26:27
  the
• 26:27
  thing
• 26:28
  is,
• 26:28
  kids
• 26:28
  do
• 26:29
  things
• 26:30
  kind
• 26:30
  of
• 26:30
  close
• 26:30
  to
• 26:31
  those
• 26:31
  points,
• 26:31
  but
• 26:32
  some
• 26:32
  are
• 26:32
  late,
• 26:33
  some
• 26:33
  are
• 26:33
  early.
• 26:34
  You
• 26:34
  know,
• 26:34
  you
• 26:35
  just.
• 26:35
  What
• 26:35
  he
• 26:36
  says,
• 26:36
  and
• 26:36
  he's
• 26:36
  right.
• 26:37
  Just
• 26:38
  chill.
• 26:38
  You
• 26:38
  know,
• 26:38
  I
• 26:38
  mean,
• 26:39
  if.
• 26:39
  If
• 26:39
  they
• 26:39
  just
• 26:40
  calm
• 26:41
  down.
• 26:41
  Yeah,
• 26:41
  just
• 26:41
  calm
• 26:42
  down.
• 26:42
  Just
• 26:43
  relax.
• 26:44
  Like,
• 26:44
  as
• 26:45
  we
• 26:45
  said,
• 26:45
  that's.
• 26:45
  That's
• 26:46
  the
• 26:46
  last
• 26:46
  thing
• 26:46
  to
• 26:46
  say
• 26:46
  to
• 26:47
  somebody.
• 26:47
  This
• 26:47
  is
• 26:47
  the
• 26:47
  only
• 26:48
  acceptable
• 26:48
  format
• 26:49
  that
• 26:49
  you
• 26:49
  can
• 26:50
  say
• 26:50
  this
• 26:50
  to
• 26:50
  someone.
• 26:50
  Yeah.
• 26:51
  You
• 26:51
  can
• 26:51
  relax
• 26:52
  about
• 26:52
  it.
• 26:52
  You
• 26:52
  know,
• 26:53
  I
• 26:53
  mean,
• 26:53
  if
• 26:53
  you.
• 26:53
  If
• 26:53
  the
• 26:53
  child
• 26:54
  is
• 26:54
  six
• 26:54
  months
• 26:55
  off
• 26:55
  a
• 26:55
  basic
• 26:56
  milestone,
• 26:56
  that's
• 26:57
  when
• 26:57
  you
• 26:57
  might
• 26:57
  start
• 26:58
  questioning.
• 26:58
  Yeah.
• 26:59
  I
• 26:59
  mean,
• 26:59
  like.
• 26:59
  Okay,
• 27:00
  let's.
• 27:00
  Let's
• 27:00
  take
• 27:00
  a
• 27:00
  look
• 27:00
  at
• 27:01
  this.
• 27:01
  Well,
• 27:01
  like
• 27:01
  you
• 27:01
  did
• 27:01
  with
• 27:02
  Sam.
• 27:02
  Yeah,
• 27:02
  exactly.
• 27:02
  And
• 27:02
  you
• 27:03
  found
• 27:03
  out
• 27:03
  he
• 27:03
  couldn't
• 27:03
  hear.
• 27:04
  Yeah.
• 27:04
  So
• 27:04
  good
• 27:05
  on
• 27:05
  you
• 27:05
  for
• 27:05
  investigating.
• 27:06
  Right,
• 27:06
  Exactly.
• 27:09
  So
• 27:10
  for
• 27:10
  music,
• 27:10
  he
• 27:11
  was
• 27:11
  like,
• 27:11
  I
• 27:11
  am
• 27:12
  not
• 27:12
  gonna
• 27:12
  listen
• 27:12
  to
• 27:13
  the
• 27:13
  Wiggles
• 27:13
  I
• 27:13
  am
• 27:13
  not
• 27:14
  gonna
• 27:14
  listen
• 27:14
  to
• 27:14
  Rafi.
• 27:15
  I'm
• 27:16
  gonna
• 27:16
  find
• 27:16
  PG
• 27:17
  music.
• 27:17
  That's
• 27:17
  good.
• 27:18
  So
• 27:18
  he
• 27:18
  showed
• 27:18
  his
• 27:18
  kids
• 27:19
  the
• 27:19
  Beatles.
• 27:20
  Now,
• 27:20
  there's
• 27:20
  an
• 27:20
  argument
• 27:21
  that
• 27:21
  the
• 27:21
  Beatles
• 27:21
  are
• 27:22
  a
• 27:22
  bit
• 27:22
  overrated.
• 27:23
  I
• 27:23
  personally
• 27:24
  love
• 27:24
  the
• 27:24
  Beatles.
• 27:25
  I
• 27:25
  like
• 27:26
  them
• 27:26
  a
• 27:26
  lot.
• 27:27
  They
• 27:27
  are
• 27:27
  not
• 27:28
  necessarily
• 27:28
  my
• 27:28
  favorite,
• 27:29
  but
• 27:29
  I
• 27:29
  can
• 27:30
  understand
• 27:30
  why
• 27:30
  they
• 27:30
  would
• 27:30
  be
• 27:31
  absolutely
• 27:31
  preferable
• 27:32
  to
• 27:32
  regular
• 27:33
  child
• 27:34
  music.
• 27:35
  Of
• 27:35
  course.
• 27:35
  But
• 27:36
  he
• 27:36
  said
• 27:36
  no
• 27:36
  matter.
• 27:37
  Even
• 27:37
  though
• 27:37
  that
• 27:37
  was
• 27:37
  his
• 27:38
  intention,
• 27:39
  he
• 27:39
  ended
• 27:39
  up
• 27:39
  watching
• 27:40
  Frozen
• 27:41
  and
• 27:41
  Paw
• 27:42
  Patrol
• 27:42
  8
• 27:43
  million
• 27:43
  times.
• 27:45
  Because
• 27:45
  it's,
• 27:46
  you
• 27:46
  know,
• 27:46
  you
• 27:46
  don't
• 27:46
  control
• 27:47
  your
• 27:47
  toddler.
• 27:47
  Your
• 27:48
  toddler
• 27:48
  controls
• 27:48
  you.
• 27:48
  If
• 27:49
  that's
• 27:49
  what
• 27:49
  they
• 27:49
  love,
• 27:50
  then
• 27:50
  that's
• 27:50
  what
• 27:50
  you
• 27:51
  give
• 27:51
  them.
• 27:51
  Yes,
• 27:51
  yes,
• 27:52
  exactly.
• 27:52
  And
• 27:52
  the
• 27:52
  food
• 27:53
  pyramid.
• 27:53
  So
• 27:53
  he
• 27:53
  had
• 27:54
  planned
• 27:54
  to
• 27:54
  feed
• 27:54
  his
• 27:54
  baby
• 27:55
  healthy
• 27:55
  things,
• 27:55
  but
• 27:56
  it
• 27:56
  became
• 27:56
  easier
• 27:56
  to
• 27:57
  feed
• 27:57
  them
• 27:57
  chicken
• 27:57
  nuggets,
• 27:58
  Mac
• 27:58
  and
• 27:58
  cheese,
• 27:58
  and
• 27:59
  hot
• 27:59
  dogs.
• 28:00
  And
• 28:00
  he
• 28:00
  says
• 28:01
  he
• 28:01
  knows
• 28:01
  that
• 28:01
  you're
• 28:01
  judging
• 28:02
  him.
• 28:02
  And
• 28:02
  he
• 28:02
  says,
• 28:02
  yes,
• 28:02
  he
• 28:03
  is
• 28:03
  a
• 28:03
  bad
• 28:03
  person.
• 28:04
  I
• 28:05
  disagree.
• 28:05
  I
• 28:05
  think
• 28:06
  that
• 28:06
  you.
• 28:07
  A
• 28:07
  fed
• 28:07
  child
• 28:08
  is
• 28:08
  what's
• 28:09
  most
• 28:09
  important.
• 28:10
  And
• 28:10
  it's
• 28:10
  hard
• 28:11
  because
• 28:11
  I
• 28:11
  feel
• 28:11
  like,
• 28:12
  like
• 28:12
  once
• 28:13
  you
• 28:13
  introduce
• 28:13
  your
• 28:14
  child
• 28:14
  to
• 28:14
  foods
• 28:15
  that
• 28:15
  are
• 28:15
  not
• 28:15
  healthy
• 28:16
  for
• 28:16
  them,
• 28:16
  it
• 28:16
  is
• 28:17
  really
• 28:17
  difficult
• 28:17
  to
• 28:18
  put
• 28:18
  that
• 28:18
  genie
• 28:19
  back
• 28:19
  in
• 28:19
  the
• 28:19
  bottle.
• 28:20
  Right.
• 28:20
  So
• 28:20
  my
• 28:21
  baby
• 28:21
  can
• 28:21
  try
• 28:22
  not
• 28:22
  to.
• 28:22
  Even
• 28:23
  let
• 28:23
  them
• 28:23
  know
• 28:24
  that
• 28:24
  those
• 28:24
  things
• 28:24
  exist.
• 28:25
  Yeah.
• 28:25
  And
• 28:25
  we're
• 28:26
  starting
• 28:26
  solids.
• 28:26
  And
• 28:27
  the
• 28:27
  first
• 28:27
  thing
• 28:28
  my
• 28:28
  husband
• 28:28
  wanted
• 28:29
  to
• 28:29
  give
• 28:29
  my
• 28:29
  baby
• 28:29
  was
• 28:29
  ice
• 28:30
  cream.
• 28:31
  And.
• 28:31
  But
• 28:31
  again,
• 28:32
  he
• 28:32
  knows
• 28:32
  not
• 28:32
  what
• 28:33
  he
• 28:33
  does.
• 28:33
  It
• 28:34
  was
• 28:34
  because
• 28:34
  we
• 28:34
  had
• 28:35
  it.
• 28:35
  Okay.
• 28:35
  And
• 28:36
  we
• 28:36
  didn't
• 28:36
  have
• 28:36
  anything
• 28:36
  else
• 28:37
  that
• 28:37
  was,
• 28:37
  like,
• 28:37
  soft
• 28:38
  enough
• 28:38
  for
• 28:38
  her
• 28:38
  to
• 28:38
  eat.
• 28:39
  And
• 28:39
  I
• 28:39
  was
• 28:39
  like,
• 28:39
  you
• 28:40
  know,
• 28:40
  I
• 28:40
  have.
• 28:41
  I
• 28:41
  am.
• 28:42
  I
• 28:42
  don't
• 28:42
  want
• 28:42
  to
• 28:43
  start
• 28:43
  with,
• 28:43
  like,
• 28:43
  refined
• 28:44
  sugar
• 28:44
  if
• 28:44
  we
• 28:45
  can.
• 28:45
  Let's
• 28:45
  start
• 28:45
  with
• 28:46
  a
• 28:46
  vegetable.
• 28:46
  Yeah.
• 28:47
  So
• 28:47
  we
• 28:47
  gave
• 28:47
  her
• 28:47
  a
• 28:47
  sweet
• 28:47
  potato,
• 28:48
  and
• 28:48
  she
• 28:48
  loved
• 28:49
  it.
• 28:49
  And
• 28:49
  it
• 28:49
  was
• 28:49
  really,
• 28:49
  really
• 28:50
  cute.
• 28:50
  I
• 28:50
  know.
• 28:50
  I
• 28:50
  saw
• 28:51
  the
• 28:51
  video.
• 28:51
  So
• 28:52
  cute.
• 28:53
  She
• 28:53
  grabbed
• 28:53
  for
• 28:54
  the
• 28:54
  spoon
• 28:54
  herself.
• 28:55
  She
• 28:56
  is
• 28:56
  a
• 28:56
  genius.
• 28:57
  It's
• 28:57
  okay
• 28:58
  that
• 28:58
  I'm
• 28:58
  saying
• 28:58
  this
• 28:58
  here,
• 28:59
  because
• 28:59
  I'm
• 28:59
  not
• 28:59
  saying
• 29:00
  it
• 29:00
  to
• 29:00
  her,
• 29:00
  although
• 29:00
  I
• 29:01
  say
• 29:01
  it
• 29:01
  to
• 29:01
  her
• 29:01
  every
• 29:01
  single
• 29:02
  day.
• 29:03
  But,
• 29:04
  yeah,
• 29:04
  so
• 29:05
  try
• 29:05
  and
• 29:05
  feed
• 29:05
  your
• 29:05
  kids
• 29:06
  healthy
• 29:06
  things.
• 29:06
  But
• 29:06
  if
• 29:06
  you
• 29:06
  can,
• 29:08
  c'
• 29:08
  est
• 29:08
  la
• 29:08
  vie.
• 29:09
  Right?
• 29:09
  Yeah.
• 29:09
  Sleep
• 29:10
  regression.
• 29:12
  Children
• 29:13
  learn
• 29:13
  things
• 29:13
  and
• 29:14
  then
• 29:14
  they
• 29:14
  unlearn
• 29:15
  them
• 29:15
  out
• 29:15
  of
• 29:15
  nowhere.
• 29:16
  So
• 29:16
  a
• 29:16
  good
• 29:16
  example
• 29:17
  is
• 29:17
  the
• 29:17
  sleep
• 29:17
  regression.
• 29:18
  When
• 29:18
  babies
• 29:19
  who
• 29:19
  used
• 29:19
  to
• 29:19
  know
• 29:19
  how
• 29:19
  to
• 29:19
  sleep
• 29:20
  suddenly
• 29:21
  don't
• 29:21
  anymore.
• 29:22
  And
• 29:23
  he
• 29:24
  talks
• 29:24
  about
• 29:24
  the
• 29:24
  milestone
• 29:25
  watching
• 29:25
  so
• 29:25
  you
• 29:26
  don't
• 29:26
  sweat
• 29:26
  it.
• 29:26
  That's
• 29:27
  in
• 29:27
  this
• 29:27
  general
• 29:27
  section.
• 29:28
  He
• 29:29
  then
• 29:29
  talks
• 29:29
  about
• 29:29
  baby
• 29:30
  proofing.
• 29:30
  Yeah.
• 29:31
  So
• 29:32
  toddlers
• 29:32
  are
• 29:33
  injury
• 29:33
  seeking
• 29:34
  drunk
• 29:34
  monkeys.
• 29:36
  And
• 29:37
  he.
• 29:37
  He
• 29:37
  makes.
• 29:38
  He
• 29:38
  says
• 29:38
  that
• 29:38
  dogs
• 29:39
  are
• 29:39
  loyal
• 29:40
  and
• 29:40
  toddlers
• 29:41
  are
• 29:41
  doofuses.
• 29:42
  So
• 29:43
  that's
• 29:43
  the
• 29:43
  last
• 29:44
  time
• 29:44
  he'll
• 29:44
  compare
• 29:44
  kids
• 29:45
  to
• 29:45
  animals,
• 29:45
  which
• 29:45
  we
• 29:45
  are
• 29:46
  guilty
• 29:46
  of
• 29:46
  doing
• 29:46
  all
• 29:46
  the
• 29:47
  time.
• 29:47
  That's
• 29:48
  crazy,
• 29:48
  because
• 29:49
  animals
• 29:49
  can
• 29:49
  be
• 29:49
  trained
• 29:50
  and
• 29:50
  kids.
• 29:51
  Toddlers
• 29:52
  cannot.
• 29:52
  No,
• 29:52
  that's
• 29:53
  right.
• 29:53
  I
• 29:53
  thought
• 29:54
  that
• 29:54
  was
• 29:54
  funny.
• 29:54
  I
• 29:54
  thought
• 29:54
  that
• 29:54
  was
• 29:55
  fun.
• 29:55
  That
• 29:55
  was
• 29:55
  funny.
• 29:55
  He
• 29:55
  said
• 29:55
  it
• 29:56
  in
• 29:56
  a
• 29:56
  really
• 29:56
  funny
• 29:56
  way.
• 29:56
  I
• 29:57
  thought
• 29:57
  that
• 29:57
  was
• 29:57
  great.
• 29:57
  He
• 29:58
  really
• 29:58
  did.
• 29:58
  Yeah.
• 29:59
  And
• 29:59
  he
• 30:00
  says
• 30:00
  that
• 30:00
  once
• 30:01
  you
• 30:01
  get
• 30:01
  baby
• 30:01
  proofing
• 30:02
  things,
• 30:02
  they
• 30:02
  just
• 30:03
  sort
• 30:03
  of
• 30:03
  become
• 30:03
  a
• 30:04
  part
• 30:04
  of
• 30:04
  your
• 30:04
  house.
• 30:05
  Yeah.
• 30:05
  Yeah.
• 30:05
  You
• 30:06
  think,
• 30:06
  oh,
• 30:07
  when
• 30:07
  my
• 30:07
  kid
• 30:07
  is,
• 30:08
  like,
• 30:08
  five
• 30:08
  or
• 30:08
  six
• 30:09
  and,
• 30:09
  like,
• 30:09
  isn't
• 30:10
  constantly
• 30:10
  running
• 30:10
  into
• 30:11
  corners
• 30:11
  and
• 30:11
  falling
• 30:12
  downstairs
• 30:13
  and,
• 30:13
  like,
• 30:13
  doing
• 30:14
  all
• 30:14
  the
• 30:14
  things
• 30:14
  that
• 30:14
  are
• 30:15
  dangerous
• 30:15
  about
• 30:16
  a
• 30:16
  house,
• 30:17
  I
• 30:17
  will
• 30:17
  get
• 30:17
  rid
• 30:18
  of
• 30:18
  this
• 30:18
  stuff.
• 30:18
  And
• 30:18
  the
• 30:18
  answer
• 30:19
  is,
• 30:19
  you
• 30:20
  won't,
• 30:20
  because.
• 30:21
  You
• 30:21
  get
• 30:21
  too
• 30:21
  lazy
• 30:22
  and
• 30:22
  you
• 30:22
  don't.
• 30:22
  That's
• 30:23
  right.
• 30:23
  Yeah,
• 30:23
  that's
• 30:24
  right.
• 30:24
  Then
• 30:24
  he
• 30:24
  tells
• 30:25
  a
• 30:25
  story
• 30:25
  of.
• 30:26
  He
• 30:26
  calls
• 30:26
  it
• 30:26
  the
• 30:27
  taco
• 30:27
  truck
• 30:28
  incident.
• 30:28
  And
• 30:29
  I
• 30:29
  think
• 30:29
  every
• 30:29
  family
• 30:30
  has
• 30:31
  a
• 30:31
  story
• 30:32
  like
• 30:32
  this.
• 30:33
  In
• 30:33
  his
• 30:33
  case,
• 30:33
  it's
• 30:34
  the
• 30:34
  taco
• 30:34
  trust
• 30:35
  incident,
• 30:35
  where
• 30:36
  what
• 30:36
  happened
• 30:37
  was
• 30:37
  he
• 30:38
  was
• 30:38
  supposed
• 30:38
  to
• 30:38
  be
• 30:38
  watching
• 30:39
  his
• 30:39
  child.
• 30:39
  They
• 30:39
  were
• 30:40
  having
• 30:40
  a
• 30:40
  picnic
• 30:41
  near
• 30:41
  a
• 30:41
  taco
• 30:42
  truck
• 30:42
  that
• 30:42
  was
• 30:42
  on
• 30:42
  a
• 30:43
  grassy
• 30:43
  knoll,
• 30:43
  which
• 30:44
  is
• 30:44
  the
• 30:44
  top
• 30:44
  of
• 30:45
  kind
• 30:45
  of
• 30:45
  a
• 30:45
  hill.
• 30:46
  And
• 30:47
  I
• 30:48
  guess
• 30:48
  he
• 30:48
  did.
• 30:48
  He
• 30:48
  looked
• 30:49
  away
• 30:49
  for
• 30:49
  a
• 30:49
  few
• 30:50
  seconds.
• 30:50
  Next
• 30:50
  thing
• 30:51
  you
• 30:51
  know,
• 30:51
  the
• 30:51
  child
• 30:51
  is
• 30:52
  falling
• 30:52
  head
• 30:53
  over
• 30:53
  heels
• 30:54
  down
• 30:54
  the
• 30:55
  grassy
• 30:55
  knoll,
• 30:56
  which
• 30:56
  probably
• 30:56
  would
• 30:57
  have
• 30:57
  been
• 30:57
  fine,
• 30:58
  except
• 30:58
  there
• 30:59
  was
• 30:59
  a
• 30:59
  steel
• 31:00
  grate
• 31:00
  at
• 31:00
  the
• 31:01
  bottom.
• 31:02
  But
• 31:02
  luckily,
• 31:04
  a
• 31:04
  stranger
• 31:05
  grabbed
• 31:06
  the
• 31:06
  child,
• 31:06
  caught
• 31:07
  him
• 31:07
  before
• 31:07
  he
• 31:07
  hit
• 31:08
  the
• 31:08
  grate.
• 31:09
  And
• 31:09
  the
• 31:10
  takeaway
• 31:10
  here
• 31:11
  is
• 31:11
  you
• 31:11
  can't
• 31:12
  babyproof
• 31:13
  the
• 31:13
  world.
• 31:14
  Like,
• 31:15
  you
• 31:15
  know,
• 31:15
  you
• 31:15
  try,
• 31:15
  but
• 31:16
  you
• 31:16
  can't.
• 31:16
  You
• 31:17
  can't.
• 31:17
  And
• 31:17
  that
• 31:18
  made
• 31:18
  me
• 31:18
  think
• 31:18
  of
• 31:20
  one
• 31:20
  of
• 31:20
  my
• 31:20
  most
• 31:21
  horrible
• 31:22
  moments
• 31:22
  and
• 31:23
  memories,
• 31:23
  which
• 31:23
  was
• 31:25
  when
• 31:25
  you're.
• 31:25
  You
• 31:25
  guys
• 31:26
  were
• 31:26
  little.
• 31:26
  We
• 31:26
  were
• 31:26
  at
• 31:26
  a
• 31:26
  summer
• 31:27
  house
• 31:27
  that.
• 31:27
  That
• 31:28
  we
• 31:28
  were
• 31:28
  renting,
• 31:29
  and
• 31:30
  Sam
• 31:30
  went
• 31:31
  head
• 31:31
  over
• 31:32
  heels
• 31:33
  down
• 31:34
  a
• 31:34
  wooden
• 31:35
  staircase
• 31:35
  that
• 31:35
  I
• 31:36
  was.
• 31:36
  I
• 31:37
  was.
• 31:37
  He
• 31:37
  got
• 31:38
  up,
• 31:38
  and
• 31:38
  I
• 31:38
  was
• 31:38
  going
• 31:39
  up
• 31:39
  to
• 31:39
  catch
• 31:39
  him,
• 31:40
  but
• 31:40
  before
• 31:40
  I
• 31:40
  could,
• 31:41
  he
• 31:41
  went
• 31:41
  straight
• 31:42
  down.
• 31:42
  Oh,
• 31:42
  my
• 31:42
  God.
• 31:43
  And
• 31:44
  I.
• 31:44
  I
• 31:45
  screamed
• 31:45
  in
• 31:46
  a
• 31:46
  way
• 31:46
  that.
• 31:46
  I
• 31:46
  mean,
• 31:46
  it
• 31:46
  was
• 31:46
  a
• 31:47
  sound
• 31:47
  I
• 31:47
  don't
• 31:47
  think
• 31:47
  I've
• 31:47
  ever
• 31:48
  heard
• 31:48
  come
• 31:48
  out
• 31:49
  of
• 31:49
  me.
• 31:49
  It
• 31:49
  was
• 31:50
  like.
• 31:50
  Like
• 31:50
  guttural.
• 31:51
  I
• 31:51
  was.
• 31:51
  I've
• 31:51
  never.
• 31:52
  I
• 31:52
  was
• 31:52
  like,
• 31:52
  oh,
• 31:53
  my
• 31:53
  God.
• 31:53
  And.
• 31:54
  And
• 31:54
  it's.
• 31:54
  You
• 31:54
  just,
• 31:55
  you
• 31:55
  know,
• 31:56
  you
• 31:56
  try
• 31:56
  to
• 31:56
  watch
• 31:57
  your
• 31:57
  kids
• 31:57
  all
• 31:57
  the
• 31:58
  time,
• 31:58
  and,
• 31:58
  you
• 31:59
  know,
• 31:59
  you've
• 31:59
  gotta
• 31:59
  be
• 31:59
  so
• 32:00
  careful,
• 32:00
  but
• 32:01
  sometimes,
• 32:01
  you
• 32:01
  know,
• 32:02
  a
• 32:02
  moment
• 32:03
  away,
• 32:03
  something
• 32:03
  can
• 32:04
  happen.
• 32:04
  He
• 32:04
  was
• 32:04
  fine.
• 32:04
  Yep.
• 32:05
  Thank
• 32:05
  you.
• 32:05
  Thank
• 32:06
  God.
• 32:06
  But
• 32:07
  then
• 32:08
  I
• 32:08
  remember
• 32:08
  Grandma
• 32:09
  took
• 32:09
  you
• 32:10
  and
• 32:10
  Sam
• 32:11
  out
• 32:11
  sledding.
• 32:12
  Was
• 32:13
  that.
• 32:13
  And
• 32:13
  you
• 32:13
  ended
• 32:13
  up
• 32:13
  With
• 32:13
  a
• 32:14
  black
• 32:14
  eye.
• 32:14
  Yes.
• 32:14
  Well,
• 32:14
  it
• 32:15
  wasn't
• 32:15
  quite
• 32:15
  sledding.
• 32:16
  She
• 32:16
  got
• 32:16
  us,
• 32:16
  like,
• 32:16
  this
• 32:17
  big
• 32:17
  piece
• 32:17
  of,
• 32:17
  like,
• 32:18
  foam
• 32:18
  core
• 32:20
  paper.
• 32:21
  Yeah.
• 32:21
  And
• 32:21
  was
• 32:21
  like,
• 32:22
  here,
• 32:22
  guys,
• 32:22
  go
• 32:23
  down
• 32:23
  this
• 32:23
  hill.
• 32:24
  And
• 32:24
  we
• 32:24
  were
• 32:24
  like.
• 32:24
  Yeah.
• 32:25
  And
• 32:26
  I
• 32:26
  didn't
• 32:26
  get
• 32:26
  a
• 32:26
  black
• 32:27
  eye.
• 32:27
  I
• 32:27
  got,
• 32:27
  like
• 32:28
  a
• 32:28
  combination
• 32:29
  bruise
• 32:29
  cut.
• 32:30
  Okay.
• 32:30
  Like,
• 32:30
  right
• 32:31
  across,
• 32:31
  down
• 32:32
  my
• 32:32
  face.
• 32:32
  She
• 32:32
  felt
• 32:33
  really
• 32:33
  bad
• 32:33
  about.
• 32:33
  She
• 32:34
  did.
• 32:34
  And
• 32:34
  I
• 32:34
  don't
• 32:34
  think
• 32:34
  it
• 32:35
  hurt
• 32:35
  that
• 32:35
  bad.
• 32:35
  Like,
• 32:36
  I
• 32:36
  don't,
• 32:36
  like,
• 32:36
  remember
• 32:37
  the
• 32:37
  incident.
• 32:37
  Yeah,
• 32:39
  but
• 32:39
  it's.
• 32:40
  Kids
• 32:41
  will
• 32:41
  get
• 32:41
  injured.
• 32:41
  They
• 32:42
  will.
• 32:42
  They
• 32:42
  will
• 32:42
  get
• 32:42
  injured.
• 32:43
  It
• 32:43
  doesn't
• 32:43
  mean
• 32:43
  you're
• 32:43
  a
• 32:44
  bad
• 32:44
  parent.
• 32:44
  No,
• 32:44
  it's.
• 32:45
  Babies
• 32:46
  are
• 32:47
  resilient.
• 32:47
  Exactly.
• 32:48
  You
• 32:48
  know.
• 32:48
  Huh.
• 32:49
  So
• 32:50
  he
• 32:50
  talks
• 32:50
  about
• 32:50
  potty
• 32:50
  training
• 32:51
  and
• 32:51
  how
• 32:51
  difficult
• 32:52
  it
• 32:52
  can
• 32:52
  be.
• 32:54
  Oh,
• 32:54
  yeah,
• 32:54
  I
• 32:54
  do
• 32:55
  remember
• 32:55
  my
• 32:55
  mom
• 32:55
  wrote.
• 32:56
  Reminded
• 32:57
  me
• 32:57
  of
• 32:57
  how
• 32:57
  we
• 32:57
  potty
• 32:58
  trained
• 32:58
  Skyler
• 32:58
  by
• 32:58
  going
• 32:59
  out
• 32:59
  of
• 32:59
  town.
• 32:59
  That's
• 33:00
  right.
• 33:00
  What
• 33:00
  happened
• 33:01
  was.
• 33:01
  I'll
• 33:01
  just
• 33:01
  tell
• 33:01
  you
• 33:02
  the
• 33:02
  story.
• 33:02
  Well,
• 33:02
  I
• 33:03
  mean,
• 33:03
  he
• 33:03
  talks
• 33:03
  about
• 33:03
  potty
• 33:04
  training
• 33:04
  and.
• 33:05
  And
• 33:05
  that
• 33:05
  is
• 33:05
  a
• 33:06
  very
• 33:06
  hard.
• 33:06
  I
• 33:07
  mean,
• 33:07
  that
• 33:07
  is
• 33:07
  a
• 33:07
  hard
• 33:08
  thing
• 33:08
  to
• 33:08
  go
• 33:08
  through
• 33:08
  with
• 33:08
  your
• 33:09
  kids.
• 33:09
  And
• 33:10
  you
• 33:10
  get
• 33:10
  them
• 33:10
  all
• 33:10
  these
• 33:11
  books
• 33:11
  about,
• 33:12
  you
• 33:12
  know,
• 33:13
  all
• 33:13
  about
• 33:13
  potty.
• 33:14
  I
• 33:14
  mean,
• 33:14
  it
• 33:14
  is
• 33:14
  a
• 33:14
  crazy
• 33:15
  transition.
• 33:16
  You
• 33:16
  go
• 33:16
  from
• 33:16
  being
• 33:16
  able
• 33:17
  to,
• 33:17
  like.
• 33:17
  Like
• 33:17
  go
• 33:18
  to
• 33:18
  the
• 33:18
  bathroom
• 33:18
  whenever,
• 33:19
  wherever.
• 33:20
  To
• 33:20
  suddenly
• 33:21
  you
• 33:21
  have
• 33:21
  to
• 33:21
  control
• 33:22
  it.
• 33:22
  And
• 33:23
  there's
• 33:23
  a
• 33:23
  designated
• 33:23
  place,
• 33:25
  and
• 33:25
  you.
• 33:26
  Try
• 33:26
  to
• 33:26
  make
• 33:26
  it
• 33:26
  fun
• 33:27
  for
• 33:27
  your
• 33:27
  child,
• 33:27
  which
• 33:28
  is
• 33:28
  hilarious.
• 33:29
  And
• 33:29
  then
• 33:29
  everybody
• 33:30
  applauds
• 33:30
  when
• 33:30
  you
• 33:31
  go
• 33:31
  to
• 33:31
  the
• 33:31
  bathroom.
• 33:32
  You
• 33:32
  make
• 33:32
  a
• 33:32
  whole
• 33:32
  big
• 33:33
  deal
• 33:33
  about
• 33:33
  it.
• 33:34
  But
• 33:35
  we
• 33:35
  were.
• 33:36
  The
• 33:36
  way
• 33:36
  it
• 33:36
  worked
• 33:37
  was
• 33:37
  in
• 33:37
  our
• 33:37
  house
• 33:37
  was
• 33:38
  that
• 33:38
  we
• 33:38
  just
• 33:39
  could
• 33:39
  not
• 33:39
  get
• 33:39
  you
• 33:40
  potty
• 33:40
  trained.
• 33:41
  You
• 33:41
  were
• 33:41
  fine
• 33:42
  with
• 33:42
  peeing
• 33:43
  in
• 33:43
  the
• 33:43
  potty,
• 33:44
  but
• 33:44
  you
• 33:45
  would
• 33:45
  not
• 33:46
  poop.
• 33:46
  And
• 33:47
  what
• 33:47
  you
• 33:47
  would
• 33:47
  do
• 33:47
  is
• 33:48
  you
• 33:48
  would
• 33:49
  hold
• 33:49
  it
• 33:49
  all
• 33:50
  day
• 33:50
  if
• 33:50
  you
• 33:51
  had
• 33:51
  to
• 33:51
  until
• 33:52
  I
• 33:52
  got
• 33:52
  home
• 33:52
  from
• 33:53
  work.
• 33:54
  And
• 33:54
  Bev
• 33:54
  was
• 33:55
  constantly
• 33:55
  trying
• 33:55
  to
• 33:56
  help
• 33:56
  because
• 33:56
  I
• 33:57
  was
• 33:57
  working.
• 33:57
  She
• 33:57
  was
• 33:58
  trying
• 33:58
  to
• 33:58
  get
• 33:58
  you
• 33:58
  on
• 33:58
  the
• 33:58
  potty.
• 33:59
  You
• 33:59
  wouldn't
• 33:59
  do
• 33:59
  it.
• 34:00
  You
• 34:00
  wouldn't
• 34:00
  do
• 34:00
  it.
• 34:00
  But
• 34:01
  when
• 34:01
  I
• 34:01
  got
• 34:01
  home,
• 34:02
  it
• 34:02
  was
• 34:02
  like,
• 34:03
  mommy's
• 34:03
  home.
• 34:04
  And
• 34:04
  then
• 34:05
  you'd
• 34:05
  poop
• 34:05
  in
• 34:05
  your
• 34:05
  pants.
• 34:06
  That's
• 34:07
  like.
• 34:07
  Because
• 34:07
  I
• 34:08
  wouldn't
• 34:08
  get
• 34:08
  upset,
• 34:09
  you
• 34:09
  know,
• 34:09
  and
• 34:09
  so
• 34:10
  that's
• 34:10
  so
• 34:10
  funny.
• 34:11
  You
• 34:11
  waited
• 34:11
  till
• 34:12
  I
• 34:12
  got
• 34:12
  home.
• 34:12
  Bev
• 34:13
  would
• 34:13
  leave,
• 34:13
  and
• 34:13
  then
• 34:13
  you'd
• 34:14
  be
• 34:14
  poop.
• 34:14
  And
• 34:14
  so
• 34:15
  what
• 34:15
  happened
• 34:15
  was
• 34:16
  dad
• 34:16
  and
• 34:17
  I
• 34:17
  went
• 34:17
  out
• 34:17
  of
• 34:17
  town,
• 34:18
  and
• 34:18
  you
• 34:18
  didn't
• 34:18
  know
• 34:19
  it.
• 34:19
  And
• 34:19
  so
• 34:20
  you
• 34:20
  were
• 34:21
  holding
• 34:21
  it
• 34:21
  one
• 34:21
  day,
• 34:22
  and
• 34:22
  you
• 34:22
  said
• 34:22
  to
• 34:23
  Bev,
• 34:23
  when.
• 34:23
  When
• 34:24
  is
• 34:24
  Mommy
• 34:24
  coming
• 34:25
  home?
• 34:26
  And
• 34:26
  Bev's
• 34:26
  like,
• 34:27
  in
• 34:27
  two
• 34:28
  weeks.
• 34:29
  And
• 34:29
  you're
• 34:29
  like,
• 34:30
  what?
• 34:31
  That's
• 34:32
  when
• 34:32
  you
• 34:32
  got
• 34:32
  potty
• 34:33
  trained.
• 34:33
  Like,
• 34:33
  you
• 34:34
  could
• 34:34
  have
• 34:34
  been
• 34:34
  potty
• 34:35
  trained.
• 34:35
  All
• 34:35
  this
• 34:35
  time,
• 34:36
  but
• 34:36
  I
• 34:36
  was
• 34:36
  choosing
• 34:37
  not.
• 34:37
  You
• 34:37
  were
• 34:37
  choosing
• 34:38
  not
• 34:38
  to.
• 34:38
  It
• 34:39
  has
• 34:39
  to
• 34:39
  be
• 34:39
  my
• 34:39
  idea.
• 34:40
  So
• 34:40
  you
• 34:40
  finally
• 34:41
  chose
• 34:41
  to
• 34:41
  become
• 34:42
  potty.
• 34:42
  That's
• 34:43
  so
• 34:43
  funny.
• 34:43
  That
• 34:43
  was
• 34:43
  the
• 34:43
  best
• 34:44
  way
• 34:44
  to
• 34:44
  potty
• 34:44
  train
• 34:45
  you
• 34:45
  was.
• 34:45
  It
• 34:46
  worked.
• 34:46
  Got
• 34:46
  the
• 34:47
  job
• 34:47
  done.
• 34:47
  It
• 34:47
  worked.
• 34:48
  Yeah.
• 34:48
  That's
• 34:48
  so
• 34:49
  funny.
• 34:49
  So
• 34:50
  he
• 34:50
  goes.
• 34:50
  The
• 34:51
  terrible
• 34:51
  twos
• 34:51
  are
• 34:52
  a
• 34:52
  thing
• 34:52
  which
• 34:53
  really
• 34:53
  kind
• 34:53
  of
• 34:53
  start
• 34:54
  in
• 34:54
  the
• 34:54
  third
• 34:55
  year,
• 34:55
  but
• 34:55
  it
• 34:55
  can
• 34:55
  extend
• 34:56
  into
• 34:56
  your
• 34:56
  child's
• 34:57
  fourth
• 34:57
  year.
• 34:58
  And
• 34:58
  toddlers
• 34:59
  are
• 34:59
  just
• 34:59
  generally
• 35:00
  difficult,
• 35:01
  general,
• 35:01
  like
• 35:02
  the
• 35:02
  whole
• 35:02
  time.
• 35:03
  Yes,
• 35:03
  that's
• 35:04
  right.
• 35:04
  They
• 35:04
  are.
• 35:04
  They
• 35:05
  scream,
• 35:05
  they
• 35:05
  flail,
• 35:06
  they
• 35:06
  collapse.
• 35:07
  But
• 35:07
  they're
• 35:07
  so,
• 35:08
  so
• 35:08
  cute.
• 35:09
  And
• 35:09
  it's
• 35:09
  a
• 35:09
  good
• 35:10
  warm
• 35:10
  up
• 35:10
  for
• 35:10
  the
• 35:10
  teenage
• 35:11
  years
• 35:11
  when
• 35:12
  they
• 35:12
  just
• 35:12
  want
• 35:12
  nothing
• 35:13
  to
• 35:13
  do
• 35:13
  with
• 35:13
  you.
• 35:13
  Right.
• 35:14
  Well,
• 35:14
  they.
• 35:14
  They
• 35:14
  give
• 35:14
  you
• 35:15
  the
• 35:15
  silent
• 35:15
  treatment.
• 35:16
  They
• 35:16
  don't
• 35:16
  scream,
• 35:16
  they
• 35:17
  just
• 35:17
  go
• 35:17
  silent.
• 35:17
  Yeah.
• 35:17
  And
• 35:18
  toddlers
• 35:18
  don't
• 35:18
  do
• 35:18
  silence.
• 35:19
  No,
• 35:19
  no,
• 35:19
  no,
• 35:20
  they
• 35:20
  do
• 35:20
  not.
• 35:22
  Social
• 35:22
  life,
• 35:22
  when
• 35:23
  you
• 35:23
  go
• 35:23
  places,
• 35:23
  your
• 35:24
  kids
• 35:24
  will
• 35:24
  go
• 35:24
  with
• 35:24
  you.
• 35:24
  So
• 35:25
  vacations
• 35:26
  become
• 35:26
  more
• 35:27
  expensive
• 35:28
  and
• 35:28
  they
• 35:29
  are
• 35:29
  at
• 35:29
  best
• 35:30
  a
• 35:30
  change
• 35:30
  of
• 35:30
  scenery.
• 35:31
  They're
• 35:31
  not
• 35:31
  relaxing.
• 35:32
  No,
• 35:33
  it's.
• 35:33
  That's
• 35:33
  what
• 35:34
  you
• 35:34
  guys
• 35:34
  used
• 35:34
  to
• 35:34
  go
• 35:34
  without
• 35:35
  us.
• 35:36
  Well,
• 35:36
  yeah.
• 35:36
  And
• 35:37
  we
• 35:37
  would
• 35:37
  go
• 35:37
  to
• 35:37
  Hershey
• 35:38
  park,
• 35:38
  right?
• 35:38
  We
• 35:39
  were.
• 35:39
  We
• 35:39
  were
• 35:39
  so
• 35:40
  lucky
• 35:40
  because
• 35:40
  we
• 35:41
  had
• 35:41
  like
• 35:41
  a
• 35:41
  third
• 35:41
  parent
• 35:42
  in
• 35:42
  our
• 35:42
  house.
• 35:42
  We,
• 35:43
  unfortunately,
• 35:43
  we
• 35:43
  didn't
• 35:44
  have
• 35:44
  any
• 35:44
  grandparents
• 35:45
  or
• 35:45
  any
• 35:45
  relatives
• 35:46
  around.
• 35:47
  So
• 35:47
  we
• 35:47
  had
• 35:47
  a
• 35:47
  babysitter
• 35:48
  who
• 35:48
  was
• 35:49
  so
• 35:49
  wonderful,
• 35:49
  who's
• 35:50
  still
• 35:50
  part
• 35:50
  of
• 35:50
  our
• 35:50
  family.
• 35:51
  We
• 35:51
  love
• 35:51
  her
• 35:52
  so
• 35:52
  much.
• 35:52
  Till
• 35:52
  the
• 35:52
  day
• 35:52
  I
• 35:52
  die.
• 35:53
  She
• 35:53
  is.
• 35:53
  And.
• 35:54
  But
• 35:55
  she
• 35:55
  loved
• 35:56
  theme
• 35:56
  parks.
• 35:56
  So
• 35:57
  we
• 35:57
  would
• 35:57
  be.
• 35:57
  We
• 35:57
  would
• 35:58
  say,
• 35:58
  bev,
• 35:59
  here,
• 36:00
  take
• 36:00
  them.
• 36:01
  You
• 36:01
  would.
• 36:02
  She
• 36:02
  would
• 36:02
  get
• 36:02
  on
• 36:02
  the
• 36:03
  bus
• 36:03
  with
• 36:03
  you
• 36:03
  and
• 36:04
  Sam
• 36:04
  and
• 36:04
  her
• 36:04
  grandchildren.
• 36:05
  And
• 36:05
  we're
• 36:06
  our
• 36:06
  age,
• 36:06
  so,
• 36:07
  so
• 36:07
  much
• 36:08
  fun.
• 36:08
  So
• 36:08
  fun.
• 36:09
  And
• 36:09
  you
• 36:09
  guys
• 36:09
  got
• 36:09
  us
• 36:10
  one
• 36:10
  hotel.
• 36:11
  Room
• 36:11
  for
• 36:12
  15
• 36:12
  people,
• 36:13
  whoever
• 36:13
  wanted
• 36:13
  to
• 36:14
  go.
• 36:14
  And
• 36:14
  we
• 36:14
  would
• 36:14
  all.
• 36:15
  We
• 36:15
  would
• 36:15
  bring
• 36:15
  air
• 36:15
  mattresses,
• 36:16
  we
• 36:16
  would
• 36:16
  bring
• 36:17
  sleeping
• 36:17
  bags,
• 36:18
  and
• 36:18
  we
• 36:18
  would
• 36:19
  all
• 36:19
  just
• 36:19
  pile
• 36:19
  into
• 36:20
  this
• 36:20
  one
• 36:20
  hotel
• 36:21
  room.
• 36:21
  And
• 36:21
  go
• 36:21
  to
• 36:21
  Hershey
• 36:22
  park
• 36:22
  and
• 36:22
  go.
• 36:22
  To
• 36:22
  Hershey
• 36:23
  park
• 36:23
  for
• 36:23
  like
• 36:24
  a
• 36:24
  full
• 36:24
  week.
• 36:25
  And
• 36:25
  it
• 36:25
  was
• 36:25
  the
• 36:26
  absolute
• 36:26
  best.
• 36:27
  I
• 36:27
  know,
• 36:27
  it
• 36:28
  was.
• 36:28
  It
• 36:28
  was
• 36:28
  good.
• 36:28
  The
• 36:28
  time
• 36:29
  of
• 36:29
  my
• 36:29
  life.
• 36:29
  That's
• 36:30
  how
• 36:30
  we
• 36:30
  went
• 36:30
  to
• 36:30
  Disney
• 36:31
  too,
• 36:31
  was
• 36:31
  we.
• 36:32
  We
• 36:32
  took
• 36:32
  everybody
• 36:33
  to
• 36:33
  Disney
• 36:33
  and.
• 36:34
  And
• 36:34
  you
• 36:34
  and
• 36:35
  Bev
• 36:35
  and
• 36:35
  the
• 36:35
  grandkids
• 36:36
  and
• 36:37
  went
• 36:37
  to
• 36:37
  Disney
• 36:38
  while
• 36:38
  we
• 36:38
  stayed
• 36:38
  at
• 36:38
  the
• 36:39
  pool.
• 36:39
  Yeah.
• 36:40
  Good
• 36:40
  for
• 36:41
  you.
• 36:41
  I
• 36:41
  know
• 36:42
  I'm
• 36:42
  not
• 36:42
  a
• 36:42
  Disney
• 36:43
  person,
• 36:43
  you
• 36:43
  know?
• 36:44
  You
• 36:44
  know,
• 36:44
  I
• 36:44
  don't
• 36:44
  know
• 36:44
  that
• 36:45
  I
• 36:45
  am
• 36:45
  either.
• 36:45
  I
• 36:46
  know.
• 36:46
  You
• 36:46
  gotta
• 36:46
  do
• 36:46
  it
• 36:46
  once.
• 36:47
  It's
• 36:47
  like
• 36:47
  a
• 36:47
  rite
• 36:47
  of.
• 36:48
  Every
• 36:48
  kid
• 36:48
  needs
• 36:49
  to
• 36:49
  go
• 36:49
  at
• 36:49
  least
• 36:49
  once.
• 36:50
  Yeah,
• 36:51
  we'll
• 36:52
  see.
• 36:52
  No
• 36:53
  you
• 36:53
  will.
• 36:53
  Yeah.
• 36:54
  Yes,
• 36:54
  I
• 36:55
  guess
• 36:55
  we
• 36:55
  will.
• 36:56
  You
• 36:57
  have
• 36:57
  to.
• 36:59
  What's
• 36:59
  next?
• 37:00
  Oh,
• 37:00
  old
• 37:01
  me
• 37:01
  versus
• 37:01
  new
• 37:02
  me.
• 37:02
  How
• 37:03
  every
• 37:03
  parent
• 37:04
  thinks
• 37:04
  that
• 37:04
  they're
• 37:04
  gonna
• 37:05
  crack
• 37:05
  the
• 37:05
  COD
• 37:05
  Mode
• 37:06
  of
• 37:06
  holding
• 37:07
  on
• 37:07
  to
• 37:07
  their
• 37:08
  real
• 37:08
  life,
• 37:08
  their
• 37:09
  old
• 37:09
  social
• 37:09
  life,
• 37:10
  the
• 37:10
  travel,
• 37:11
  the
• 37:11
  person
• 37:12
  they.
• 37:12
  They
• 37:12
  always
• 37:13
  have
• 37:13
  been,
• 37:14
  and
• 37:15
  just
• 37:15
  balancing
• 37:16
  it
• 37:16
  with
• 37:16
  their
• 37:16
  parenting
• 37:17
  life.
• 37:18
  And
• 37:18
  the
• 37:18
  answer
• 37:19
  is,
• 37:19
  you
• 37:19
  will
• 37:19
  not.
• 37:20
  You
• 37:20
  will
• 37:20
  not.
• 37:21
  You
• 37:21
  will
• 37:21
  not.
• 37:21
  You
• 37:22
  will
• 37:22
  not.
• 37:22
  Your
• 37:22
  friends
• 37:23
  will
• 37:23
  be
• 37:24
  the
• 37:24
  parents
• 37:25
  of
• 37:25
  your
• 37:25
  children's
• 37:26
  friends.
• 37:26
  That's
• 37:27
  right.
• 37:27
  That's
• 37:27
  what
• 37:27
  happens.
• 37:27
  Who
• 37:27
  becomes
• 37:28
  your
• 37:28
  friends?
• 37:28
  Or
• 37:29
  if
• 37:29
  you're
• 37:29
  growing
• 37:30
  up
• 37:30
  in
• 37:30
  New
• 37:30
  York
• 37:30
  City,
• 37:31
  your
• 37:31
  friends
• 37:32
  will
• 37:32
  be
• 37:32
  the
• 37:33
  children
• 37:33
  that
• 37:33
  your
• 37:33
  babysitter's
• 37:34
  friends
• 37:35
  babysit.
• 37:35
  That's
• 37:36
  true.
• 37:36
  That
• 37:36
  is
• 37:36
  your
• 37:37
  social
• 37:37
  circle.
• 37:37
  That's
• 37:38
  how
• 37:38
  it's
• 37:38
  determined.
• 37:38
  Yeah,
• 37:39
  that
• 37:39
  is
• 37:39
  true.
• 37:40
  That's
• 37:40
  how
• 37:40
  we
• 37:40
  made.
• 37:41
  We
• 37:41
  had.
• 37:41
  But
• 37:41
  we
• 37:41
  had
• 37:41
  lots
• 37:42
  of
• 37:42
  friends.
• 37:42
  Yeah.
• 37:43
  Yeah.
• 37:43
  Loved.
• 37:43
  Love
• 37:44
  the
• 37:44
  kids,
• 37:44
  Loved
• 37:45
  the
• 37:45
  babysitters,
• 37:46
  love
• 37:46
  their
• 37:46
  parent.
• 37:47
  Love
• 37:47
  the
• 37:47
  fa.
• 37:47
  I
• 37:47
  mean,
• 37:48
  you.
• 37:48
  So
• 37:48
  you.
• 37:49
  There
• 37:49
  are
• 37:49
  a
• 37:49
  lot
• 37:49
  of
• 37:49
  the
• 37:50
  families
• 37:50
  are
• 37:50
  not
• 37:50
  really
• 37:51
  people
• 37:51
  that
• 37:51
  you
• 37:51
  would
• 37:52
  normally
• 37:52
  become
• 37:53
  friends
• 37:53
  with,
• 37:53
  but
• 37:54
  just.
• 37:54
  It's.
• 37:54
  If
• 37:55
  your
• 37:55
  child
• 37:55
  becomes
• 37:56
  friends
• 37:56
  with
• 37:56
  their
• 37:57
  child,
• 37:57
  then
• 37:58
  you
• 37:58
  guys
• 37:58
  are
• 37:58
  going
• 37:58
  to
• 37:59
  be
• 37:59
  friends.
• 37:59
  Reminds
• 38:00
  me
• 38:00
  of
• 38:00
  the
• 38:00
  way
• 38:00
  it
• 38:00
  is,
• 38:00
  the
• 38:01
  dog
• 38:01
  park.
• 38:02
  Yeah,
• 38:02
  I've.
• 38:03
  I
• 38:03
  made
• 38:03
  some
• 38:03
  friends
• 38:04
  in
• 38:04
  the
• 38:04
  dog
• 38:04
  park
• 38:05
  and
• 38:05
  it
• 38:05
  was
• 38:05
  only
• 38:05
  because
• 38:06
  our
• 38:06
  dogs
• 38:06
  were
• 38:06
  friends.
• 38:07
  These
• 38:07
  are
• 38:07
  not
• 38:07
  people
• 38:08
  I
• 38:08
  would
• 38:08
  ever
• 38:08
  have
• 38:08
  any
• 38:09
  other
• 38:09
  reason.
• 38:09
  Reason
• 38:09
  to
• 38:10
  interact
• 38:10
  with
• 38:10
  in
• 38:11
  my
• 38:11
  life.
• 38:11
  But
• 38:11
  now
• 38:11
  you
• 38:12
  also
• 38:12
  made
• 38:12
  a
• 38:13
  mortal
• 38:13
  nemesis,
• 38:14
  and
• 38:14
  I
• 38:15
  imagine
• 38:15
  that
• 38:15
  might
• 38:16
  happen
• 38:17
  with
• 38:17
  school,
• 38:17
  too.
• 38:18
  It
• 38:18
  could.
• 38:19
  It
• 38:19
  could.
• 38:19
  I
• 38:19
  promise
• 38:20
  you.
• 38:20
  It
• 38:20
  might.
• 38:21
  It
• 38:21
  might.
• 38:21
  It
• 38:22
  did
• 38:22
  with
• 38:22
  us.
• 38:22
  So,
• 38:23
  yeah,
• 38:23
  we
• 38:23
  got
• 38:24
  off
• 38:24
  pod.
• 38:25
  You're
• 38:25
  gonna
• 38:25
  have
• 38:25
  to
• 38:25
  tell
• 38:25
  me
• 38:26
  who
• 38:26
  your
• 38:26
  mortal
• 38:26
  nemesis
• 38:27
  was.
• 38:27
  There
• 38:27
  was.
• 38:28
  There
• 38:28
  was
• 38:29
  a
• 38:29
  family.
• 38:30
  Yeah,
• 38:30
  I
• 38:31
  won't
• 38:31
  say
• 38:31
  anything
• 38:31
  dark,
• 38:32
  but,
• 38:32
  yeah,
• 38:33
  we
• 38:33
  have
• 38:33
  to
• 38:33
  taught
• 38:33
  me
• 38:33
  not.
• 38:34
  I
• 38:34
  can't
• 38:34
  dox
• 38:35
  people.
• 38:35
  No,
• 38:35
  we
• 38:36
  can't
• 38:36
  dox
• 38:36
  people,
• 38:37
  Dean.
• 38:37
  Not
• 38:38
  by
• 38:38
  their
• 38:38
  real
• 38:38
  names.
• 38:38
  That's
• 38:39
  off
• 38:39
  podcast.
• 38:40
  Okay.
• 38:40
  Opp.
• 38:42
  Op
• 38:42
  of
• 38:42
  opp.
• 38:43
  Okay,
• 38:44
  Keep
• 38:44
  going.
• 38:45
  Okay.
• 38:45
  Babysitters
• 38:46
  cost
• 38:46
  a
• 38:46
  fortune,
• 38:47
  which
• 38:47
  I'm
• 38:47
  sure
• 38:47
  you
• 38:48
  can
• 38:48
  confirm.
• 38:49
  So
• 38:49
  for
• 38:49
  that
• 38:49
  reason,
• 38:51
  the
• 38:51
  author
• 38:51
  of
• 38:52
  this
• 38:52
  book,
• 38:53
  Mike
• 38:53
  Julianel,
• 38:56
  took
• 38:56
  his
• 38:56
  kid
• 38:56
  everywhere
• 38:58
  to
• 38:58
  the.
• 38:58
  Including
• 38:58
  to
• 38:59
  bars.
• 38:59
  Including
• 39:00
  to
• 39:00
  bars.
• 39:00
  Which
• 39:00
  honestly,
• 39:01
  I
• 39:01
  feel
• 39:01
  like.
• 39:01
  Isn't
• 39:02
  that
• 39:02
  crazy?
• 39:04
  Am
• 39:04
  I
• 39:04
  like
• 39:05
  for
• 39:06
  that?
• 39:06
  No.
• 39:06
  Well,
• 39:06
  you
• 39:07
  got
• 39:07
  taken
• 39:07
  to
• 39:07
  bars
• 39:08
  too,
• 39:08
  so
• 39:08
  I
• 39:08
  mean,
• 39:09
  when
• 39:09
  you
• 39:09
  start.
• 39:09
  Start
• 39:09
  crying,
• 39:10
  then
• 39:10
  you
• 39:11
  leave.
• 39:11
  Yeah,
• 39:11
  obviously,
• 39:12
  but.
• 39:12
  But
• 39:13
  it's
• 39:13
  not
• 39:13
  like
• 39:13
  you're
• 39:14
  going
• 39:14
  to
• 39:14
  feed
• 39:14
  a
• 39:14
  baby
• 39:15
  alcohol.
• 39:15
  There's
• 39:16
  a
• 39:16
  nightclub
• 39:16
  and
• 39:17
  there's
• 39:17
  a
• 39:17
  pub
• 39:18
  and
• 39:18
  there's
• 39:18
  a
• 39:18
  big
• 39:19
  difference.
• 39:19
  Oh,
• 39:20
  yeah.
• 39:20
  You
• 39:20
  know,
• 39:20
  I
• 39:20
  would
• 39:21
  not
• 39:21
  bring
• 39:21
  my
• 39:21
  kid
• 39:21
  to
• 39:22
  the
• 39:22
  club
• 39:23
  when
• 39:23
  it's
• 39:23
  Open
• 39:24
  Someday
• 39:24
  I
• 39:24
  would
• 39:25
  like
• 39:25
  to
• 39:25
  bring
• 39:25
  her
• 39:25
  to
• 39:26
  the
• 39:26
  club
• 39:26
  that
• 39:27
  her
• 39:27
  parents
• 39:27
  met
• 39:27
  at.
• 39:28
  Yes.
• 39:28
  But
• 39:29
  not
• 39:29
  till
• 39:30
  she
• 39:30
  can,
• 39:30
  like,
• 39:30
  understand
• 39:31
  what
• 39:31
  it
• 39:31
  is,
• 39:32
  you
• 39:32
  know.
• 39:33
  But
• 39:33
  like,
• 39:34
  I
• 39:34
  would
• 39:34
  bring
• 39:34
  her
• 39:34
  to
• 39:35
  a
• 39:35
  bar.
• 39:36
  Right.
• 39:37
  When
• 39:37
  you're
• 39:37
  sitting
• 39:37
  at
• 39:37
  a
• 39:37
  table.
• 39:38
  Yeah,
• 39:39
  of
• 39:39
  course.
• 39:39
  Yeah.
• 39:40
  Where
• 39:40
  you're
• 39:40
  sitting.
• 39:40
  I
• 39:40
  brought
• 39:41
  her
• 39:41
  to
• 39:41
  a
• 39:41
  bar
• 39:41
  two
• 39:41
  weekends.
• 39:42
  Right,
• 39:43
  right.
• 39:44
  I
• 39:44
  remember
• 39:45
  we
• 39:45
  took
• 39:45
  you
• 39:45
  to
• 39:46
  Fat
• 39:46
  Tuesdays
• 39:47
  in
• 39:47
  New
• 39:47
  York
• 39:47
  City.
• 39:48
  That
• 39:48
  was
• 39:48
  our
• 39:48
  favorite
• 39:49
  bar.
• 39:49
  We
• 39:49
  used
• 39:50
  to
• 39:50
  take
• 39:50
  you
• 39:50
  there.
• 39:51
  And
• 39:51
  I
• 39:52
  have
• 39:52
  a
• 39:52
  picture
• 39:52
  of
• 39:52
  you
• 39:53
  being
• 39:53
  held
• 39:54
  by
• 39:54
  Les
• 39:54
  Paul,
• 39:55
  the
• 39:55
  guitarist.
• 39:56
  Because,
• 39:56
  wow,
• 39:57
  he
• 39:57
  invented
• 39:57
  the
• 39:57
  electric
• 39:58
  guitar.
• 39:58
  Yes,
• 39:58
  he
• 39:58
  did.
• 39:59
  Yes,
• 39:59
  he
• 39:59
  did.
• 39:59
  And
• 39:59
  he
• 40:00
  used
• 40:00
  to
• 40:00
  play
• 40:00
  there
• 40:00
  all
• 40:00
  the
• 40:01
  time.
• 40:01
  And
• 40:02
  you
• 40:02
  used
• 40:02
  to
• 40:02
  go
• 40:02
  see
• 40:03
  him
• 40:03
  play
• 40:04
  and
• 40:04
  he's
• 40:05
  holding
• 40:05
  you
• 40:05
  up
• 40:05
  and
• 40:06
  you're
• 40:06
  wearing
• 40:06
  a
• 40:06
  jester
• 40:07
  cap,
• 40:07
  which
• 40:07
  I
• 40:08
  had
• 40:08
  brought.
• 40:08
  It
• 40:08
  was
• 40:08
  really
• 40:09
  cute.
• 40:09
  My
• 40:09
  worst
• 40:10
  fashion
• 40:10
  choice
• 40:11
  on
• 40:11
  the
• 40:11
  day
• 40:12
  I
• 40:12
  was
• 40:12
  set
• 40:12
  to
• 40:13
  meet
• 40:13
  Les
• 40:13
  Paul.
• 40:14
  I
• 40:14
  know.
• 40:14
  But
• 40:14
  anyway.
• 40:15
  Well,
• 40:15
  you
• 40:16
  know,
• 40:16
  anyway.
• 40:17
  But,
• 40:17
  you
• 40:17
  know,
• 40:17
  those
• 40:17
  are
• 40:18
  the
• 40:18
  fun
• 40:18
  adventures
• 40:18
  that
• 40:19
  you
• 40:19
  get
• 40:19
  to
• 40:19
  have
• 40:19
  with
• 40:19
  your
• 40:20
  little
• 40:20
  child.
• 40:20
  So
• 40:21
  everybody
• 40:21
  wants
• 40:22
  to
• 40:22
  hold
• 40:22
  a
• 40:22
  cute
• 40:22
  baby.
• 40:23
  Oh,
• 40:23
  yeah.
• 40:23
  Doesn't
• 40:23
  matter.
• 40:24
  It's
• 40:24
  a
• 40:24
  great
• 40:24
  way
• 40:25
  to
• 40:25
  meet
• 40:25
  people
• 40:26
  that
• 40:27
  would
• 40:27
  be
• 40:27
  hard
• 40:27
  to
• 40:27
  meet
• 40:27
  otherwise.
• 40:29
  It's
• 40:29
  like
• 40:29
  a
• 40:29
  puppy.
• 40:30
  True.
• 40:31
  So
• 40:31
  true.
• 40:33
  Planes.
• 40:34
  So
• 40:34
  obviously
• 40:34
  traveling
• 40:35
  on
• 40:35
  a
• 40:35
  plane
• 40:35
  is
• 40:36
  hard
• 40:36
  with
• 40:36
  a
• 40:36
  child
• 40:37
  for
• 40:37
  any
• 40:37
  amount
• 40:38
  of
• 40:38
  time
• 40:38
  at
• 40:38
  any
• 40:39
  age.
• 40:39
  I
• 40:39
  guess
• 40:40
  it's
• 40:40
  a
• 40:40
  little
• 40:40
  easier
• 40:40
  when
• 40:41
  they're
• 40:41
  young.
• 40:42
  Not
• 40:42
  really.
• 40:43
  Oh,
• 40:43
  maybe
• 40:44
  I'm
• 40:44
  wrong.
• 40:44
  I've
• 40:44
  never
• 40:44
  done.
• 40:44
  No,
• 40:45
  no,
• 40:46
  it's
• 40:46
  hard.
• 40:47
  It's
• 40:47
  really
• 40:47
  hard.
• 40:48
  Because
• 40:48
  when
• 40:48
  the
• 40:48
  plane
• 40:49
  goes
• 40:49
  up
• 40:50
  in
• 40:50
  the
• 40:51
  child's
• 40:51
  ears
• 40:53
  get
• 40:53
  stuck.
• 40:53
  Stopped
• 40:54
  up.
• 40:54
  So
• 40:54
  you
• 40:54
  want
• 40:54
  to
• 40:55
  feed
• 40:55
  them
• 40:55
  when
• 40:55
  you're
• 40:55
  going
• 40:56
  up
• 40:56
  and
• 40:56
  when
• 40:56
  you're
• 40:56
  coming
• 40:57
  down.
• 40:59
  Make
• 40:59
  sure
• 40:59
  when
• 41:00
  you
• 41:00
  go
• 41:00
  on
• 41:00
  a
• 41:00
  plane.
• 41:01
  He
• 41:01
  doesn't
• 41:01
  write
• 41:01
  this,
• 41:02
  but
• 41:02
  I'm
• 41:02
  telling
• 41:02
  you
• 41:02
  this
• 41:03
  because
• 41:03
  from
• 41:03
  experience,
• 41:04
  make
• 41:05
  sure
• 41:05
  you
• 41:05
  have
• 41:05
  so
• 41:05
  many
• 41:06
  extra
• 41:06
  diapers
• 41:07
  because
• 41:08
  that
• 41:08
  is
• 41:08
  when
• 41:08
  your
• 41:08
  child
• 41:09
  is
• 41:09
  going
• 41:09
  to
• 41:09
  have
• 41:09
  a
• 41:09
  huge
• 41:10
  poop
• 41:10
  explosion.
• 41:11
  It
• 41:11
  will
• 41:11
  happen
• 41:12
  on
• 41:12
  a
• 41:12
  plane.
• 41:13
  It
• 41:14
  happened
• 41:14
  to
• 41:14
  us,
• 41:15
  I
• 41:15
  promise
• 41:15
  you.
• 41:16
  I
• 41:16
  was
• 41:16
  wearing,
• 41:17
  I
• 41:17
  think,
• 41:17
  three
• 41:18
  layers
• 41:19
  when
• 41:19
  Sam
• 41:20
  had
• 41:20
  such
• 41:21
  an
• 41:21
  explosion.
• 41:21
  I
• 41:22
  ran
• 41:22
  out
• 41:22
  of
• 41:22
  diapers
• 41:23
  by
• 41:23
  the
• 41:23
  end.
• 41:24
  I
• 41:24
  think
• 41:24
  I
• 41:24
  had
• 41:24
  my.
• 41:25
  I
• 41:25
  was
• 41:25
  just
• 41:25
  wearing
• 41:25
  my
• 41:26
  bra,
• 41:26
  and
• 41:26
  it
• 41:27
  was
• 41:27
  in
• 41:27
  the
• 41:27
  middle
• 41:27
  of
• 41:27
  winter.
• 41:28
  All
• 41:28
  my
• 41:29
  clothes
• 41:29
  were
• 41:30
  holding
• 41:30
  him
• 41:30
  together.
• 41:31
  It
• 41:32
  was.
• 41:32
  And
• 41:32
  why
• 41:33
  nobody
• 41:33
  else
• 41:33
  offered
• 41:34
  me
• 41:34
  a
• 41:34
  diaper,
• 41:35
  I
• 41:35
  don't
• 41:35
  know.
• 41:36
  Well,
• 41:36
  maybe
• 41:36
  there
• 41:36
  weren't
• 41:37
  any
• 41:37
  other
• 41:37
  babies
• 41:37
  on
• 41:37
  the
• 41:38
  plane.
• 41:38
  I
• 41:38
  don't
• 41:38
  know.
• 41:39
  But
• 41:39
  you
• 41:39
  just.
• 41:39
  Just
• 41:40
  make
• 41:40
  sure
• 41:40
  you
• 41:40
  have
• 41:41
  lots
• 41:41
  of
• 41:41
  extra
• 41:41
  diapers
• 41:42
  on.
• 41:42
  Sam
• 41:43
  was
• 41:43
  also
• 41:43
  a
• 41:43
  seat
• 41:44
  escaper
• 41:44
  as
• 41:44
  a
• 41:45
  toddler.
• 41:45
  That
• 41:45
  too.
• 41:46
  So
• 41:46
  as
• 41:46
  soon
• 41:46
  as
• 41:46
  they
• 41:47
  would
• 41:47
  announce
• 41:47
  landing,
• 41:48
  everybody
• 41:48
  buckle
• 41:48
  your
• 41:49
  seatbelt.
• 41:49
  Belts.
• 41:49
  Sam
• 41:50
  would.
• 41:50
  He
• 41:50
  would
• 41:50
  get
• 41:50
  away.
• 41:51
  He
• 41:51
  would
• 41:51
  get
• 41:52
  away.
• 41:52
  Oh,
• 41:52
  I
• 41:52
  got
• 41:52
  in
• 41:53
  trouble
• 41:53
  for
• 41:53
  that.
• 41:53
  Keep
• 41:54
  going.
• 41:55
  So,
• 41:55
  road
• 41:55
  trips.
• 41:56
  Most
• 41:56
  people
• 41:56
  opt.
• 41:57
  Not
• 41:57
  most,
• 41:57
  but
• 41:58
  many
• 41:58
  people
• 41:58
  do
• 41:58
  opt
• 41:59
  to
• 41:59
  drive
• 41:59
  places
• 42:00
  if
• 42:01
  it
• 42:01
  is
• 42:01
  possible.
• 42:02
  Also,
• 42:02
  just
• 42:03
  like
• 42:03
  again,
• 42:03
  because
• 42:03
  there's
• 42:04
  no
• 42:04
  other
• 42:04
  passengers
• 42:05
  to
• 42:05
  bother
• 42:06
  if
• 42:06
  you're
• 42:06
  in
• 42:07
  your
• 42:07
  car.
• 42:07
  Right.
• 42:08
  So
• 42:08
  even
• 42:08
  if
• 42:08
  your
• 42:08
  kids
• 42:09
  are
• 42:09
  being
• 42:09
  annoying,
• 42:10
  at
• 42:10
  least
• 42:10
  they're
• 42:10
  not
• 42:11
  being
• 42:11
  embarrassing.
• 42:12
  Yeah.
• 42:12
  No,
• 42:13
  you
• 42:13
  can.
• 42:13
  That's
• 42:14
  much
• 42:14
  better
• 42:14
  to
• 42:14
  be
• 42:14
  in
• 42:14
  your
• 42:14
  own
• 42:15
  car.
• 42:15
  I
• 42:15
  agree.
• 42:15
  Yeah.
• 42:16
  Although
• 42:16
  it's
• 42:16
  like
• 42:17
  you
• 42:17
  can't.
• 42:17
  You
• 42:17
  can't
• 42:17
  drive
• 42:18
  from
• 42:18
  New
• 42:18
  York
• 42:18
  to
• 42:18
  Alaska.
• 42:19
  No.
• 42:19
  If
• 42:19
  that's
• 42:20
  where
• 42:20
  you're
• 42:20
  going.
• 42:20
  Far
• 42:21
  away.
• 42:21
  And
• 42:22
  you
• 42:22
  know,
• 42:22
  it's
• 42:22
  like
• 42:22
  when
• 42:22
  I
• 42:23
  put
• 42:23
  Mondo,
• 42:24
  my
• 42:24
  dog,
• 42:24
  on
• 42:24
  the,
• 42:24
  on
• 42:25
  the
• 42:25
  plane
• 42:25
  with
• 42:25
  me.
• 42:26
  I
• 42:26
  give
• 42:26
  him
• 42:26
  this
• 42:27
  funny
• 42:27
  little
• 42:27
  pill
• 42:28
  that
• 42:28
  just
• 42:28
  makes
• 42:28
  him
• 42:28
  go
• 42:29
  to
• 42:29
  sleep.
• 42:29
  And
• 42:29
  I
• 42:29
  don't
• 42:30
  think
• 42:30
  you
• 42:30
  could
• 42:30
  do
• 42:30
  that.
• 42:30
  I
• 42:30
  don't
• 42:30
  think
• 42:31
  you
• 42:31
  can
• 42:31
  do
• 42:31
  that.
• 42:31
  You
• 42:32
  shouldn't.
• 42:32
  Psa.
• 42:34
  Don't
• 42:34
  do
• 42:34
  that.
• 42:34
  Not
• 42:34
  a
• 42:35
  good
• 42:35
  idea.
• 42:35
  Yeah.
• 42:36
  Not
• 42:37
  good
• 42:37
  parenting.
• 42:37
  Unless.
• 42:38
  I
• 42:38
  don't
• 42:38
  know,
• 42:39
  I'm
• 42:39
  not
• 42:39
  a
• 42:40
  doctor.
• 42:40
  I
• 42:40
  can't
• 42:40
  get
• 42:42
  it.
• 42:42
  Personally,
• 42:42
  I
• 42:43
  wouldn't
• 42:43
  do
• 42:43
  it.
• 42:43
  It.
• 42:44
  So
• 42:45
  your
• 42:45
  child's
• 42:45
  social
• 42:46
  life,
• 42:47
  he
• 42:47
  has
• 42:47
  a
• 42:47
  funny
• 42:48
  line
• 42:48
  where
• 42:48
  he's
• 42:48
  like,
• 42:49
  do
• 42:49
  you
• 42:49
  like
• 42:49
  dinosaurs?
• 42:50
  Yes
• 42:50
  or
• 42:51
  no.
• 42:51
  Which
• 42:52
  is
• 42:52
  his
• 42:52
  5
• 42:52
  year
• 42:52
  old
• 42:52
  speed
• 42:53
  dating
• 42:53
  at
• 42:53
  the
• 42:53
  playground.
• 42:55
  That
• 42:55
  was
• 42:56
  so
• 42:56
  cute.
• 42:56
  I
• 42:57
  know,
• 42:57
  I
• 42:57
  know.
• 42:58
  He
• 42:58
  talks
• 42:58
  a
• 42:58
  lot
• 42:58
  about
• 42:59
  playgrounds
• 42:59
  where
• 42:59
  he's
• 43:00
  like,
• 43:00
  listen,
• 43:00
  like
• 43:00
  once
• 43:01
  your
• 43:01
  child
• 43:02
  makes
• 43:02
  a
• 43:02
  connection
• 43:03
  with
• 43:03
  a
• 43:03
  kid,
• 43:03
  you
• 43:04
  are
• 43:04
  then
• 43:04
  forced
• 43:05
  to
• 43:05
  have
• 43:05
  a
• 43:06
  connection
• 43:06
  with
• 43:06
  their
• 43:06
  parent
• 43:07
  whether
• 43:07
  you
• 43:08
  like
• 43:08
  them
• 43:08
  or
• 43:09
  not.
• 43:09
  Right.
• 43:10
  And
• 43:10
  how
• 43:11
  kids
• 43:11
  behavior
• 43:12
  at
• 43:13
  a
• 43:13
  playground,
• 43:14
  it's
• 43:14
  like
• 43:14
  such
• 43:15
  a
• 43:15
  crazy
• 43:15
  ecosystem
• 43:16
  and
• 43:16
  experience.
• 43:17
  It's
• 43:18
  a
• 43:18
  great
• 43:19
  platform
• 43:19
  for
• 43:19
  judgment
• 43:20
  of
• 43:20
  others.
• 43:20
  Oh
• 43:21
  yeah.
• 43:21
  Oh
• 43:21
  yeah,
• 43:22
  yeah.
• 43:22
  And
• 43:22
  he
• 43:23
  starts
• 43:23
  talking
• 43:23
  about,
• 43:24
  you
• 43:24
  know,
• 43:24
  all
• 43:25
  the
• 43:25
  annoying
• 43:25
  parents
• 43:25
  you're
• 43:26
  going
• 43:26
  to
• 43:26
  meet.
• 43:26
  Like
• 43:27
  the
• 43:27
  parent
• 43:27
  who
• 43:27
  is
• 43:28
  a
• 43:28
  jerk
• 43:28
  who
• 43:29
  won't
• 43:29
  admit
• 43:29
  that
• 43:29
  their
• 43:29
  child
• 43:30
  is
• 43:30
  also
• 43:30
  a
• 43:30
  jerk.
• 43:32
  Or
• 43:32
  the
• 43:32
  crazy
• 43:33
  one
• 43:33
  who
• 43:33
  never
• 43:33
  says
• 43:34
  no
• 43:34
  to
• 43:34
  their
• 43:34
  child
• 43:36
  or
• 43:36
  the
• 43:36
  sanctimonious
• 43:37
  one
• 43:37
  who
• 43:38
  announces
• 43:38
  that
• 43:39
  they
• 43:39
  allow
• 43:39
  no
• 43:40
  screens
• 43:40
  in
• 43:40
  their
• 43:41
  house.
• 43:41
  It
• 43:42
  was
• 43:42
  so
• 43:42
  funny
• 43:42
  when
• 43:42
  I
• 43:42
  read
• 43:43
  that.
• 43:43
  I
• 43:43
  was.
• 43:44
  What
• 43:44
  I
• 43:44
  thought
• 43:44
  she
• 43:45
  was
• 43:45
  talking
• 43:45
  about
• 43:45
  was
• 43:45
  screen
• 43:46
  doors.
• 43:48
  I
• 43:48
  don't
• 43:48
  know
• 43:48
  why
• 43:51
  I
• 43:51
  was
• 43:51
  thinking,
• 43:52
  well,
• 43:52
  that's
• 43:52
  weird.
• 43:53
  No
• 43:53
  window
• 43:54
  screens,
• 43:55
  no
• 43:56
  screen
• 43:56
  doors.
• 43:57
  Somehow
• 43:57
  I
• 43:58
  didn't
• 43:58
  put
• 43:58
  it
• 43:58
  together
• 43:58
  with
• 44:00
  this.
• 44:00
  Just
• 44:00
  shows
• 44:01
  how
• 44:01
  old
• 44:01
  I
• 44:01
  am,
• 44:02
  you
• 44:02
  know?
• 44:02
  I
• 44:03
  mean,
• 44:03
  I'm
• 44:03
  serious.
• 44:04
  I
• 44:04
  don't
• 44:04
  know.
• 44:04
  I'm.
• 44:05
  No
• 44:05
  screen
• 44:05
  door.
• 44:08
  That's
• 44:08
  what
• 44:08
  I
• 44:08
  thought.
• 44:09
  So
• 44:09
  much
• 44:09
  research.
• 44:10
  Terrible
• 44:10
  for
• 44:11
  children.
• 44:12
  I
• 44:12
  don't
• 44:12
  know.
• 44:15
  Sorry.
• 44:15
  It's
• 44:16
  okay.
• 44:16
  That
• 44:17
  makes
• 44:17
  me
• 44:17
  laugh.
• 44:17
  But
• 44:18
  that
• 44:18
  was
• 44:18
  My.
• 44:18
  That's
• 44:19
  what
• 44:19
  I
• 44:19
  thought
• 44:19
  for
• 44:19
  a
• 44:19
  little
• 44:20
  while,
• 44:20
  until
• 44:20
  finally
• 44:20
  I
• 44:20
  went.
• 44:21
  Oh,
• 44:21
  screens.
• 44:23
  They
• 44:23
  mean
• 44:24
  screens.
• 44:24
  Yeah.
• 44:25
  God
• 44:25
  forbid
• 44:25
  we
• 44:25
  have
• 44:25
  a
• 44:26
  screen
• 44:26
  door
• 44:26
  in
• 44:26
  our
• 44:26
  house.
• 44:29
  And
• 44:29
  then.
• 44:29
  Okay,
• 44:29
  so
• 44:30
  you
• 44:30
  get
• 44:30
  to
• 44:30
  be
• 44:30
  the
• 44:30
  judge
• 44:31
  because
• 44:31
  everybody's
• 44:32
  going
• 44:32
  to
• 44:32
  be
• 44:32
  judging
• 44:33
  you.
• 44:33
  Yes,
• 44:33
  you
• 44:33
  will.
• 44:34
  So
• 44:34
  at
• 44:34
  least
• 44:34
  have
• 44:34
  a
• 44:34
  little
• 44:34
  fun.
• 44:35
  Enjoy.
• 44:35
  You
• 44:35
  will
• 44:36
  be
• 44:36
  judging
• 44:36
  other
• 44:36
  people.
• 44:37
  Totally.
• 44:37
  Totally,
• 44:38
  Totally.
• 44:38
  Okay.
• 44:39
  Cuz
• 44:39
  nobody's
• 44:40
  kid
• 44:40
  is
• 44:41
  perfect.
• 44:41
  Except
• 44:42
  mine.
• 44:42
  Except
• 44:42
  mine
• 44:43
  is
• 44:43
  perfect.
• 44:44
  Mine
• 44:44
  is
• 44:44
  perfect.
• 44:45
  This
• 44:45
  is
• 44:45
  why
• 44:45
  we
• 44:45
  called
• 44:46
  this
• 44:46
  podcast
• 44:46
  Other
• 44:47
  People's
• 44:47
  Parenting.
• 44:48
  Our
• 44:48
  parenting
• 44:49
  is
• 44:50
  flawless.
• 44:50
  We
• 44:50
  know
• 44:51
  what
• 44:51
  we're
• 44:51
  doing.
• 44:52
  But
• 44:52
  other
• 44:52
  people's
• 44:53
  parenting,
• 44:53
  on
• 44:53
  the
• 44:53
  other.
• 44:53
  Hand,
• 44:54
  we
• 44:54
  don't
• 44:54
  know.
• 44:55
  Less.
• 44:55
  Less.
• 44:56
  Great.
• 44:56
  Let's
• 44:56
  all
• 44:57
  judge.
• 44:57
  Not
• 44:57
  beyond
• 44:58
  reproach.
• 44:59
  Reproachable.
• 45:00
  Okay.
• 45:01
  Anyway,
• 45:02
  logistics.
• 45:03
  Having
• 45:03
  to
• 45:03
  account
• 45:03
  for
• 45:04
  your
• 45:04
  child's
• 45:04
  calendar
• 45:05
  is
• 45:05
  a
• 45:05
  huge
• 45:06
  hassle
• 45:07
  of
• 45:07
  parenting.
• 45:08
  I
• 45:08
  feel
• 45:08
  like
• 45:08
  most
• 45:08
  of
• 45:09
  this
• 45:09
  falls
• 45:09
  on
• 45:09
  the
• 45:09
  mom.
• 45:10
  Usually
• 45:11
  it's
• 45:11
  playground
• 45:11
  time,
• 45:12
  but
• 45:12
  when
• 45:12
  it
• 45:13
  rains,
• 45:13
  you
• 45:13
  then
• 45:14
  have
• 45:14
  to
• 45:14
  find
• 45:14
  an
• 45:15
  indoor
• 45:15
  place
• 45:16
  to
• 45:16
  have
• 45:17
  play
• 45:17
  dates.
• 45:18
  So
• 45:18
  he
• 45:18
  talks
• 45:19
  about
• 45:19
  that
• 45:19
  how
• 45:20
  it's
• 45:20
  never
• 45:20
  your
• 45:20
  house.
• 45:21
  It's
• 45:21
  always
• 45:21
  gotta
• 45:22
  be
• 45:22
  the
• 45:22
  other
• 45:22
  person's
• 45:22
  house
• 45:23
  because
• 45:23
  your
• 45:23
  house
• 45:24
  is
• 45:24
  not
• 45:24
  clean.
• 45:25
  Although,
• 45:25
  speak
• 45:25
  for
• 45:25
  yourself.
• 45:26
  Because
• 45:27
  my
• 45:27
  house
• 45:27
  is
• 45:28
  always
• 45:28
  clean.
• 45:28
  Right.
• 45:29
  But
• 45:29
  do
• 45:29
  you
• 45:29
  want
• 45:29
  a
• 45:29
  bunch
• 45:30
  of
• 45:30
  playdates?
• 45:31
  No.
• 45:31
  Okay.
• 45:31
  No,
• 45:32
  I
• 45:32
  don't.
• 45:33
  Well,
• 45:33
  we
• 45:33
  used
• 45:33
  to.
• 45:33
  I
• 45:34
  want
• 45:34
  my
• 45:34
  house
• 45:34
  to
• 45:34
  remain
• 45:35
  clean.
• 45:35
  It
• 45:36
  won't
• 45:36
  if
• 45:36
  you
• 45:36
  have
• 45:37
  lots
• 45:37
  of
• 45:37
  play
• 45:37
  dates.
• 45:38
  Yeah.
• 45:39
  He
• 45:39
  says
• 45:39
  whatever
• 45:40
  you
• 45:40
  do.
• 45:40
  He's
• 45:41
  talking
• 45:41
  about
• 45:41
  logistics.
• 45:42
  Never
• 45:42
  throw
• 45:43
  away
• 45:43
  anything
• 45:44
  your
• 45:44
  child
• 45:44
  gives
• 45:45
  you
• 45:45
  to
• 45:45
  hold.
• 45:46
  And
• 45:46
  he
• 45:46
  told
• 45:46
  the
• 45:47
  story
• 45:47
  of
• 45:48
  when
• 45:48
  his
• 45:49
  child
• 45:49
  gave
• 45:49
  him
• 45:49
  some
• 45:50
  acorns
• 45:50
  to
• 45:50
  hold
• 45:51
  and
• 45:51
  he
• 45:52
  finally,
• 45:52
  eight
• 45:52
  months
• 45:52
  later,
• 45:53
  threw
• 45:53
  away
• 45:53
  the
• 45:54
  acorns.
• 45:54
  And
• 45:54
  it
• 45:55
  was
• 45:55
  that
• 45:55
  day
• 45:55
  that
• 45:55
  the
• 45:56
  child
• 45:56
  had
• 45:56
  said,
• 45:56
  where
• 45:56
  are
• 45:56
  my
• 45:57
  acorns?
• 45:59
  God.
• 46:00
  So
• 46:00
  if
• 46:01
  you're.
• 46:01
  I
• 46:01
  am
• 46:01
  that
• 46:02
  child.
• 46:03
  I
• 46:03
  know.
• 46:04
  So
• 46:04
  if
• 46:04
  they
• 46:04
  give
• 46:04
  you
• 46:05
  something
• 46:05
  to
• 46:05
  hold,
• 46:06
  don't
• 46:06
  throw
• 46:06
  them
• 46:06
  away.
• 46:07
  That's
• 46:07
  so
• 46:08
  funny.
• 46:08
  Okay.
• 46:11
  Birthday
• 46:11
  parties
• 46:12
  are
• 46:12
  the
• 46:12
  new
• 46:12
  weddings.
• 46:13
  I
• 46:13
  related
• 46:13
  to
• 46:14
  this.
• 46:15
  I
• 46:15
  feel
• 46:15
  like
• 46:15
  birthday
• 46:16
  parties.
• 46:16
  Kids,
• 46:16
  Birthday
• 46:17
  parties
• 46:17
  are
• 46:17
  such
• 46:18
  a
• 46:18
  hot
• 46:18
  topic,
• 46:19
  obviously,
• 46:19
  because
• 46:19
  it's
• 46:20
  2025
• 46:21
  and
• 46:22
  people
• 46:22
  can
• 46:23
  go
• 46:23
  so
• 46:24
  far
• 46:24
  above
• 46:24
  and
• 46:24
  beyond.
• 46:25
  Oh
• 46:25
  yeah.
• 46:25
  In
• 46:26
  fact,
• 46:26
  fact,
• 46:26
  it
• 46:26
  might
• 46:27
  even
• 46:27
  be
• 46:27
  2026.
• 46:28
  Well,
• 46:28
  it's
• 46:29
  to
• 46:29
  say
• 46:29
  it
• 46:30
  could
• 46:30
  be.
• 46:30
  Or
• 46:30
  it
• 46:30
  could
• 46:30
  be
• 46:30
  2027.
• 46:31
  Who
• 46:32
  listen
• 46:33
  to
• 46:33
  this.
• 46:34
  I
• 46:34
  know.
• 46:34
  I
• 46:34
  look
• 46:35
  at
• 46:35
  the
• 46:35
  2045
• 46:36
  like
• 46:36
  the
• 46:37
  birthday
• 46:37
  parties
• 46:37
  that
• 46:38
  happened
• 46:38
  on
• 46:38
  the
• 46:38
  Kardashians.
• 46:39
  I
• 46:39
  mean,
• 46:40
  those
• 46:40
  birthday
• 46:40
  parties
• 46:41
  are
• 46:41
  insanity.
• 46:42
  That
• 46:42
  is
• 46:43
  crazy.
• 46:43
  So
• 46:43
  fun
• 46:44
  looking.
• 46:44
  I.
• 46:44
  Well,
• 46:45
  yeah,
• 46:45
  but
• 46:45
  I
• 46:45
  mean,
• 46:46
  it's
• 46:47
  like
• 46:47
  a.
• 46:47
  Talk
• 46:47
  about
• 46:47
  a
• 46:48
  wedding.
• 46:48
  I
• 46:48
  mean,
• 46:48
  that
• 46:49
  really
• 46:49
  looks
• 46:49
  like
• 46:49
  a
• 46:50
  wedding.
• 46:50
  Oh,
• 46:50
  my
• 46:50
  God.
• 46:50
  I
• 46:50
  remember
• 46:51
  your
• 46:51
  birthday.
• 46:52
  Oh,
• 46:52
  my
• 46:52
  God,
• 46:52
  whose
• 46:53
  wedding?
• 46:53
  Well,
• 46:54
  the
• 46:54
  child
• 46:54
  is.
• 46:55
  It's.
• 46:55
  It's
• 46:56
  like
• 46:56
  the
• 46:56
  most
• 46:56
  expensive
• 46:57
  wedding
• 46:57
  of
• 46:57
  all
• 46:58
  time.
• 46:59
  Royal
• 46:59
  wedding,
• 47:00
  right?
• 47:00
  I
• 47:00
  mean,
• 47:01
  well,
• 47:01
  they.
• 47:01
  They
• 47:01
  do
• 47:01
  things,
• 47:02
  like,
• 47:02
  so
• 47:02
  fancy.
• 47:03
  I
• 47:03
  mean,
• 47:03
  but
• 47:04
  bless
• 47:04
  them.
• 47:04
  I.
• 47:05
  For
• 47:05
  your
• 47:05
  birthday
• 47:06
  party,
• 47:06
  we
• 47:06
  did
• 47:06
  it,
• 47:07
  I
• 47:07
  remember,
• 47:07
  in
• 47:08
  the
• 47:09
  rec
• 47:09
  room
• 47:09
  of
• 47:09
  our
• 47:10
  building,
• 47:11
  and
• 47:11
  I
• 47:11
  hired
• 47:12
  someone
• 47:12
  who
• 47:12
  was
• 47:12
  dressed
• 47:13
  up
• 47:13
  as
• 47:13
  Barney
• 47:14
  to
• 47:14
  come
• 47:14
  and
• 47:14
  entertain
• 47:15
  the
• 47:15
  kids.
• 47:16
  And
• 47:16
  you
• 47:16
  were
• 47:16
  so
• 47:16
  cute.
• 47:17
  You
• 47:17
  were
• 47:17
  in
• 47:17
  this
• 47:17
  cute
• 47:17
  little
• 47:18
  party
• 47:18
  dress
• 47:18
  with
• 47:18
  this
• 47:19
  little
• 47:19
  hat,
• 47:19
  and
• 47:20
  you
• 47:20
  would
• 47:21
  not
• 47:21
  let
• 47:21
  Barney
• 47:22
  put
• 47:22
  you
• 47:22
  down.
• 47:23
  You
• 47:23
  insisted
• 47:24
  that
• 47:24
  Barney
• 47:25
  hold
• 47:25
  you
• 47:26
  the
• 47:26
  whole
• 47:27
  and
• 47:27
  not
• 47:27
  play
• 47:28
  with
• 47:28
  any
• 47:28
  of
• 47:28
  the
• 47:28
  other
• 47:29
  kids.
• 47:29
  I
• 47:29
  was
• 47:29
  possessive.
• 47:30
  Still
• 47:31
  am.
• 47:31
  I
• 47:31
  mean,
• 47:31
  every
• 47:32
  picture
• 47:32
  from
• 47:33
  that
• 47:33
  birthday
• 47:33
  party
• 47:33
  is
• 47:34
  Barney
• 47:34
  holding
• 47:35
  you
• 47:35
  and
• 47:35
  the
• 47:35
  other
• 47:35
  kids
• 47:36
  trying
• 47:36
  to
• 47:37
  get
• 47:37
  to
• 47:37
  Barney.
• 47:39
  And
• 47:39
  then
• 47:39
  on
• 47:40
  another
• 47:40
  birthday
• 47:41
  party
• 47:41
  that
• 47:41
  backfired,
• 47:43
  we
• 47:43
  hired
• 47:44
  Dr.
• 47:44
  Blood
• 47:46
  for
• 47:46
  dot
• 47:46
  for
• 47:46
  Sam.
• 47:47
  It
• 47:47
  was.
• 47:48
  Well,
• 47:48
  he
• 47:48
  was
• 47:48
  this
• 47:48
  guy
• 47:49
  called
• 47:49
  Dr.
• 47:50
  Blood.
• 47:51
  His
• 47:52
  birthday
• 47:52
  was
• 47:52
  near
• 47:53
  Halloween.
• 47:54
  And
• 47:54
  anyway,
• 47:55
  were
• 47:55
  you
• 47:56
  doing.
• 47:56
  He
• 47:57
  was
• 47:57
  scary.
• 47:58
  He
• 47:58
  was
• 47:58
  like,
• 47:58
  like,
• 47:59
  he
• 47:59
  did
• 47:59
  scary,
• 48:01
  like
• 48:01
  Dr.
• 48:02
  Blood.
• 48:02
  He
• 48:03
  was
• 48:03
  sc.
• 48:04
  He
• 48:04
  was.
• 48:05
  He
• 48:05
  did
• 48:05
  like
• 48:05
  these
• 48:06
  scary
• 48:06
  magic
• 48:07
  tricks.
• 48:07
  And
• 48:08
  Sam
• 48:08
  cried,
• 48:09
  and
• 48:09
  he
• 48:09
  wouldn't
• 48:10
  stop
• 48:10
  crying
• 48:10
  because
• 48:11
  he
• 48:11
  was
• 48:11
  so
• 48:11
  afraid
• 48:11
  of
• 48:12
  doctor
• 48:12
  Blood.
• 48:13
  But
• 48:13
  you
• 48:13
  brought
• 48:13
  a
• 48:14
  terrifying
• 48:14
  person.
• 48:15
  It
• 48:15
  was
• 48:15
  birthday
• 48:16
  age
• 48:16
  appropriate.
• 48:17
  So
• 48:17
  we
• 48:17
  had
• 48:17
  some
• 48:18
  bad
• 48:18
  parties.
• 48:18
  That's
• 48:19
  all
• 48:19
  I
• 48:19
  can
• 48:19
  say.
• 48:19
  We
• 48:20
  can
• 48:20
  move
• 48:20
  on.
• 48:20
  I
• 48:20
  also
• 48:20
  remember
• 48:21
  I
• 48:21
  used
• 48:21
  to
• 48:22
  demand
• 48:22
  to
• 48:22
  do
• 48:22
  my
• 48:23
  birthday
• 48:23
  three
• 48:24
  months
• 48:24
  in
• 48:24
  advance.
• 48:25
  Chance,
• 48:25
  because.
• 48:26
  Oh,
• 48:26
  right,
• 48:26
  my
• 48:26
  birthday's
• 48:27
  during
• 48:27
  the
• 48:27
  summer
• 48:28
  and
• 48:28
  nobody
• 48:28
  was
• 48:28
  around.
• 48:29
  Yeah.
• 48:30
  So
• 48:30
  I
• 48:30
  would
• 48:30
  do
• 48:30
  my
• 48:31
  birthdays
• 48:31
  in
• 48:31
  May.
• 48:32
  Yeah,
• 48:32
  right,
• 48:33
  you
• 48:33
  did.
• 48:33
  Instead
• 48:34
  of
• 48:34
  August
• 48:34
  idea.
• 48:35
  That
• 48:35
  was
• 48:35
  a
• 48:35
  good
• 48:35
  idea.
• 48:36
  Yeah.
• 48:37
  And
• 48:37
  it
• 48:37
  allowed
• 48:37
  me
• 48:37
  to
• 48:38
  go
• 48:38
  on
• 48:38
  vacation
• 48:39
  during
• 48:39
  your
• 48:39
  birthday
• 48:40
  every
• 48:41
  single
• 48:41
  year.
• 48:42
  Well,
• 48:43
  without
• 48:43
  fail.
• 48:44
  You
• 48:44
  guys
• 48:45
  were
• 48:45
  like,
• 48:45
  we're
• 48:46
  going
• 48:46
  on
• 48:46
  a
• 48:46
  cruise.
• 48:48
  Exactly.
• 48:48
  I
• 48:48
  was
• 48:49
  a
• 48:49
  bad
• 48:49
  mother.
• 48:49
  I,
• 48:50
  I
• 48:50
  looking
• 48:50
  back,
• 48:50
  I
• 48:51
  got
• 48:51
  to.
• 48:51
  Go
• 48:51
  to
• 48:51
  Hershey
• 48:52
  Park.
• 48:52
  So
• 48:52
  I
• 48:52
  wasn't
• 48:52
  even
• 48:53
  that.
• 48:53
  I
• 48:53
  was
• 48:54
  like,
• 48:54
  oh,
• 48:54
  this
• 48:54
  is
• 48:54
  my
• 48:55
  annual
• 48:56
  Hershey
• 48:56
  park
• 48:56
  pilgrimage
• 48:57
  birthday
• 48:57
  party.
• 48:58
  Yes.
• 48:59
  It
• 48:59
  was
• 48:59
  during
• 48:59
  your
• 49:00
  birthday
• 49:00
  that
• 49:00
  I
• 49:01
  went
• 49:01
  away,
• 49:01
  because
• 49:01
  that
• 49:01
  was
• 49:01
  the
• 49:02
  time
• 49:02
  I
• 49:02
  got
• 49:02
  vacation
• 49:03
  at
• 49:03
  work.
• 49:04
  And
• 49:04
  so
• 49:04
  you
• 49:04
  got
• 49:04
  to
• 49:05
  do
• 49:05
  what.
• 49:05
  You
• 49:05
  got
• 49:05
  to
• 49:05
  do.
• 49:06
  Right?
• 49:06
  And
• 49:06
  you
• 49:06
  had
• 49:06
  your
• 49:07
  birthday
• 49:07
  party.
• 49:07
  So
• 49:08
  I
• 49:08
  had
• 49:08
  my
• 49:08
  birthday
• 49:09
  party
• 49:09
  in
• 49:09
  May,
• 49:10
  which
• 49:10
  you
• 49:11
  attended,
• 49:11
  of
• 49:11
  course.
• 49:12
  So
• 49:12
  thank
• 49:12
  you
• 49:12
  for
• 49:12
  that.
• 49:13
  You're
• 49:13
  welcome.
• 49:14
  Okay,
• 49:14
  keep
• 49:15
  going.
• 49:15
  Keep
• 49:15
  going.
• 49:16
  Oh.
• 49:17
  So
• 49:17
  amusement
• 49:18
  parks.
• 49:18
  You
• 49:18
  will
• 49:18
  definitely
• 49:19
  be
• 49:19
  taking
• 49:19
  your
• 49:20
  child
• 49:20
  to
• 49:20
  Disney
• 49:20
  and
• 49:20
  Six
• 49:21
  Flags
• 49:21
  and
• 49:21
  Legoland.
• 49:22
  And
• 49:23
  he
• 49:23
  doesn't
• 49:23
  mind
• 49:23
  the
• 49:24
  rides,
• 49:24
  but
• 49:24
  he
• 49:24
  says,
• 49:24
  stay
• 49:25
  away
• 49:25
  from
• 49:25
  the
• 49:25
  rigged
• 49:26
  carnival
• 49:26
  games.
• 49:27
  I
• 49:27
  used
• 49:27
  to
• 49:28
  love
• 49:28
  to
• 49:28
  go
• 49:28
  to
• 49:28
  Coney
• 49:28
  Island.
• 49:29
  I
• 49:29
  still
• 49:29
  love
• 49:29
  to
• 49:29
  go
• 49:30
  to
• 49:30
  Coney
• 49:30
  Island.
• 49:31
  And
• 49:31
  it's
• 49:32
  like
• 49:32
  these
• 49:32
  guys
• 49:32
  with
• 49:33
  a
• 49:33
  10
• 49:33
  pack
• 49:34
  a
• 49:34
  day
• 49:34
  cigarette
• 49:35
  habit,
• 49:35
  you
• 49:36
  know,
• 49:36
  sitting
• 49:36
  There
• 49:36
  smoking,
• 49:37
  trying
• 49:37
  to
• 49:38
  entice
• 49:38
  you
• 49:39
  to
• 49:39
  come
• 49:39
  spend
• 49:40
  hundreds
• 49:41
  of
• 49:41
  dollars
• 49:42
  on
• 49:42
  stuffed
• 49:42
  animals
• 49:43
  that
• 49:43
  you
• 49:43
  could
• 49:43
  go.
• 49:44
  Buy
• 49:44
  for
• 49:44
  yourself
• 49:45
  for
• 49:45
  $6.
• 49:47
  And
• 49:47
  they're
• 49:47
  not
• 49:47
  even
• 49:47
  worth
• 49:48
  that.
• 49:48
  No,
• 49:48
  it's
• 49:49
  true.
• 49:50
  So
• 49:50
  he's
• 49:50
  right.
• 49:50
  Good
• 49:51
  advice.
• 49:51
  Advice.
• 49:52
  Staying
• 49:52
  home
• 49:52
  or
• 49:52
  not
• 49:53
  staying
• 49:53
  home.
• 49:54
  So
• 49:54
  he
• 49:54
  actually,
• 49:55
  I
• 49:55
  appreciated
• 49:56
  this
• 49:56
  section
• 49:57
  because
• 49:57
  I
• 49:57
  feel
• 49:58
  like
• 49:58
  he
• 49:58
  understands
• 49:59
  what
• 49:59
  it
• 49:59
  is
• 49:59
  to
• 50:00
  be
• 50:00
  a
• 50:00
  stay
• 50:00
  at
• 50:00
  home
• 50:00
  parent,
• 50:01
  which
• 50:01
  not
• 50:02
  tons
• 50:02
  of
• 50:02
  dads
• 50:03
  have
• 50:03
  this
• 50:03
  experience,
• 50:04
  and
• 50:04
  I
• 50:05
  feel
• 50:05
  like
• 50:05
  dads
• 50:05
  who
• 50:05
  have
• 50:06
  never
• 50:06
  done
• 50:06
  it
• 50:07
  deeply
• 50:07
  underestimate
• 50:09
  how
• 50:09
  difficult
• 50:10
  it
• 50:10
  can
• 50:10
  be.
• 50:11
  Oh,
• 50:11
  yeah.
• 50:11
  You
• 50:11
  know,
• 50:12
  not.
• 50:12
  Not
• 50:12
  always,
• 50:13
  but
• 50:13
  it's
• 50:13
  like,
• 50:14
  you
• 50:15
  know,
• 50:15
  to
• 50:15
  go
• 50:16
  to.
• 50:16
  Go
• 50:16
  to
• 50:16
  an
• 50:16
  office
• 50:17
  and
• 50:17
  have
• 50:17
  eight
• 50:18
  hours
• 50:18
  of
• 50:18
  uninterrupted
• 50:19
  time
• 50:20
  to
• 50:20
  work.
• 50:21
  Mm.
• 50:22
  It's
• 50:22
  unthinkable
• 50:22
  to
• 50:23
  me.
• 50:23
  Oh,
• 50:23
  yeah.
• 50:23
  But
• 50:24
  to
• 50:24
  most
• 50:24
  men,
• 50:25
  that's
• 50:26
  the
• 50:26
  norm,
• 50:27
  I
• 50:27
  guess,
• 50:27
  right?
• 50:28
  Or
• 50:28
  to
• 50:28
  dads,
• 50:29
  you
• 50:29
  know,
• 50:29
  I
• 50:29
  don't
• 50:29
  know.
• 50:30
  And
• 50:30
  many
• 50:30
  working
• 50:30
  moms.
• 50:31
  So
• 50:31
  as
• 50:32
  a
• 50:32
  stay
• 50:32
  at
• 50:32
  home
• 50:32
  parent,
• 50:33
  which
• 50:33
  I
• 50:33
  like,
• 50:33
  sort
• 50:34
  of
• 50:34
  am.
• 50:34
  I
• 50:34
  am.
• 50:34
  Well,
• 50:35
  you
• 50:35
  work
• 50:35
  at
• 50:35
  home.
• 50:35
  I
• 50:35
  work
• 50:36
  at
• 50:36
  home.
• 50:36
  Yeah.
• 50:37
  So
• 50:37
  I
• 50:37
  am
• 50:37
  a
• 50:37
  stay
• 50:38
  at
• 50:38
  work
• 50:38
  parent.
• 50:39
  Right.
• 50:39
  And
• 50:40
  you
• 50:40
  are
• 50:40
  always
• 50:41
  at
• 50:41
  work.
• 50:41
  Right.
• 50:42
  But
• 50:42
  I
• 50:42
  am
• 50:42
  always
• 50:42
  at
• 50:43
  home
• 50:43
  and
• 50:44
  I
• 50:44
  am
• 50:44
  almost
• 50:44
  always
• 50:45
  responsible
• 50:46
  for
• 50:46
  our
• 50:46
  child.
• 50:47
  Yeah.
• 50:47
  And
• 50:48
  it's
• 50:48
  hard.
• 50:48
  I
• 50:49
  mean,
• 50:49
  it's.
• 50:49
  It's
• 50:49
  again,
• 50:49
  like,
• 50:50
  I
• 50:50
  have.
• 50:50
  I've
• 50:50
  had
• 50:50
  to
• 50:50
  get
• 50:51
  used
• 50:51
  to
• 50:51
  working
• 50:51
  in
• 50:52
  15
• 50:52
  minute
• 50:53
  increments
• 50:53
  and
• 50:54
  then
• 50:54
  I
• 50:54
  get
• 50:54
  interrupted
• 50:55
  and
• 50:55
  then
• 50:56
  I
• 50:56
  have
• 50:56
  to
• 50:56
  pick
• 50:56
  back
• 50:57
  up.
• 50:58
  And
• 50:58
  I
• 50:58
  really
• 50:59
  appreciated
• 50:59
  that
• 50:59
  he
• 51:00
  was
• 51:00
  like,
• 51:00
  listen,
• 51:00
  it
• 51:01
  can
• 51:01
  be
• 51:01
  boring,
• 51:01
  it
• 51:02
  can
• 51:02
  be
• 51:02
  isolating,
• 51:02
  it
• 51:03
  can
• 51:03
  be
• 51:03
  exhausting.
• 51:04
  And
• 51:04
  he's
• 51:04
  grateful
• 51:05
  for
• 51:05
  the
• 51:05
  time
• 51:05
  and
• 51:05
  chance
• 51:06
  it
• 51:06
  gave
• 51:06
  him
• 51:06
  to
• 51:06
  bond
• 51:07
  with
• 51:07
  his
• 51:07
  child.
• 51:08
  But
• 51:08
  he
• 51:09
  say
• 51:09
  he,
• 51:09
  he'd
• 51:09
  be
• 51:10
  lying
• 51:10
  if
• 51:10
  he
• 51:10
  said
• 51:11
  he
• 51:11
  wouldn't
• 51:11
  rather
• 51:11
  have
• 51:11
  gone
• 51:12
  to
• 51:12
  work
• 51:12
  because
• 51:12
  staying,
• 51:13
  Staying
• 51:13
  home
• 51:14
  is
• 51:14
  harder
• 51:15
  work.
• 51:15
  It
• 51:16
  is
• 51:16
  definitely.
• 51:16
  It
• 51:17
  was
• 51:17
  always
• 51:17
  easier
• 51:17
  for
• 51:17
  me
• 51:18
  to
• 51:18
  go
• 51:18
  to
• 51:19
  work
• 51:19
  than
• 51:19
  it
• 51:19
  was
• 51:20
  for
• 51:20
  me
• 51:20
  to
• 51:20
  stay
• 51:20
  home.
• 51:20
  Yeah,
• 51:21
  it's.
• 51:21
  It's
• 51:21
  hard.
• 51:22
  It's
• 51:22
  very
• 51:22
  hard
• 51:22
  work.
• 51:23
  And
• 51:23
  he
• 51:23
  just
• 51:23
  says,
• 51:23
  you
• 51:24
  know,
• 51:24
  when
• 51:24
  you
• 51:24
  get
• 51:24
  home
• 51:25
  after
• 51:25
  a
• 51:25
  long
• 51:25
  day
• 51:26
  at
• 51:26
  work,
• 51:27
  if
• 51:27
  you're
• 51:27
  not
• 51:27
  staying
• 51:28
  home,
• 51:28
  don't
• 51:29
  mention
• 51:29
  the
• 51:29
  mess,
• 51:30
  don't
• 51:30
  drop
• 51:30
  your
• 51:31
  stuff
• 51:31
  on
• 51:31
  the
• 51:31
  floor
• 51:31
  and
• 51:32
  like,
• 51:32
  go
• 51:32
  about
• 51:32
  your
• 51:33
  day
• 51:33
  when
• 51:34
  you
• 51:34
  get
• 51:34
  home.
• 51:34
  As
• 51:35
  the
• 51:35
  working
• 51:35
  parent
• 51:36
  who
• 51:36
  goes
• 51:36
  to
• 51:36
  an
• 51:36
  office,
• 51:37
  it
• 51:37
  is
• 51:37
  your
• 51:37
  shift.
• 51:38
  Right.
• 51:38
  Kick
• 51:39
  it
• 51:39
  out,
• 51:39
  pick
• 51:40
  it
• 51:40
  up,
• 51:40
  you've
• 51:40
  got
• 51:40
  it.
• 51:41
  That's
• 51:41
  your
• 51:41
  time
• 51:41
  to
• 51:42
  be
• 51:42
  a
• 51:42
  parent.
• 51:43
  Right.
• 51:43
  Show
• 51:43
  up
• 51:44
  and
• 51:44
  be
• 51:44
  present
• 51:44
  when
• 51:44
  you
• 51:45
  are
• 51:45
  physically
• 51:45
  there.
• 51:46
  And
• 51:46
  I
• 51:46
  think
• 51:47
  any
• 51:47
  working
• 51:48
  parent
• 51:48
  who
• 51:48
  goes
• 51:48
  to
• 51:48
  an
• 51:49
  office
• 51:49
  needs
• 51:50
  to
• 51:50
  internalize
• 51:51
  this
• 51:52
  because
• 51:53
  again,
• 51:53
  this
• 51:54
  idea
• 51:54
  that,
• 51:54
  like,
• 51:55
  it's
• 51:55
  also
• 51:55
  probably
• 51:55
  a
• 51:56
  very
• 51:56
  short
• 51:56
  period
• 51:56
  of
• 51:56
  time.
• 51:56
  Your
• 51:57
  children
• 51:57
  will
• 51:57
  be
• 51:57
  awake
• 51:58
  regardless.
• 51:59
  Right.
• 51:59
  So,
• 51:59
  like,
• 51:59
  if
• 52:00
  you
• 52:00
  have
• 52:00
  an
• 52:00
  hour
• 52:00
  or
• 52:00
  two
• 52:01
  at
• 52:01
  the
• 52:01
  end
• 52:01
  of
• 52:01
  the
• 52:01
  day
• 52:02
  where
• 52:02
  your
• 52:03
  kids
• 52:03
  are
• 52:03
  your
• 52:03
  problem,
• 52:04
  your
• 52:04
  responsibility,
• 52:06
  whatever
• 52:07
  you
• 52:07
  want
• 52:07
  to
• 52:07
  call
• 52:07
  it,
• 52:09
  it's
• 52:09
  do
• 52:09
  it.
• 52:10
  Do
• 52:10
  it.
• 52:10
  Because
• 52:11
  your
• 52:11
  other
• 52:11
  parent
• 52:12
  has
• 52:12
  been
• 52:13
  doing
• 52:13
  it
• 52:14
  all
• 52:14
  day.
• 52:14
  They
• 52:14
  need
• 52:15
  a
• 52:15
  break.
• 52:15
  They
• 52:15
  need
• 52:16
  a
• 52:16
  break.
• 52:16
  They
• 52:16
  need
• 52:16
  a
• 52:16
  break.
• 52:17
  They
• 52:17
  need
• 52:17
  a
• 52:17
  minute.
• 52:18
  As
• 52:18
  much
• 52:18
  as
• 52:18
  we
• 52:18
  love
• 52:18
  our
• 52:18
  kids,
• 52:20
  they.
• 52:20
  They
• 52:21
  are,
• 52:21
  you
• 52:21
  know.
• 52:22
  Succubuses.
• 52:23
  Yeah.
• 52:24
  They
• 52:24
  just
• 52:24
  take
• 52:24
  it
• 52:25
  all
• 52:25
  out
• 52:25
  of
• 52:25
  you
• 52:26
  and
• 52:26
  eventually
• 52:26
  they'll
• 52:27
  give
• 52:27
  it
• 52:27
  back
• 52:28
  when
• 52:28
  they
• 52:28
  are
• 52:28
  older.
• 52:29
  And
• 52:29
  will
• 52:29
  they?
• 52:30
  You
• 52:30
  tell
• 52:31
  me.
• 52:32
  You
• 52:32
  tell
• 52:32
  me.
• 52:33
  Eventually
• 52:33
  when
• 52:34
  they
• 52:34
  grow
• 52:34
  up.
• 52:34
  They
• 52:35
  will.
• 52:35
  It
• 52:36
  takes
• 52:36
  a
• 52:36
  long
• 52:36
  time.
• 52:37
  Yeah.
• 52:37
  It
• 52:37
  really.
• 52:38
  So
• 52:38
  I.
• 52:38
  So
• 52:39
  I
• 52:39
  hear.
• 52:39
  Does
• 52:40
  it?
• 52:40
  No,
• 52:40
  it.
• 52:41
  Of
• 52:41
  course.
• 52:41
  Now
• 52:42
  I.
• 52:42
  Now
• 52:42
  we're
• 52:43
  best
• 52:43
  friends
• 52:43
  and
• 52:44
  it
• 52:44
  was
• 52:44
  worth
• 52:44
  it.
• 52:44
  Yeah,
• 52:45
  it
• 52:45
  was.
• 52:45
  It
• 52:46
  was.
• 52:46
  We
• 52:46
  went.
• 52:46
  We've
• 52:47
  been
• 52:47
  through
• 52:47
  a
• 52:47
  lot
• 52:47
  together.
• 52:47
  We
• 52:48
  have.
• 52:48
  Yeah,
• 52:48
  we
• 52:49
  have.
• 52:49
  All
• 52:49
  right,
• 52:49
  keep
• 52:50
  going.
• 52:51
  So,
• 52:51
  school,
• 52:51
  separation
• 52:52
  anxiety.
• 52:54
  He
• 52:54
  says
• 52:54
  it's
• 52:55
  going
• 52:55
  to
• 52:55
  be
• 52:55
  hard
• 52:55
  for
• 52:55
  your
• 52:56
  kids.
• 52:56
  They
• 52:57
  might
• 52:57
  scream
• 52:57
  and
• 52:57
  cry.
• 52:58
  It's
• 52:58
  also
• 52:58
  going
• 52:58
  to
• 52:58
  be
• 52:59
  hard
• 52:59
  for
• 52:59
  you,
• 53:00
  which
• 53:00
  no
• 53:00
  one
• 53:00
  really
• 53:00
  talks
• 53:01
  about.
• 53:02
  And
• 53:02
  I
• 53:02
  was
• 53:02
  very
• 53:02
  touched
• 53:03
  by
• 53:03
  that.
• 53:03
  You
• 53:04
  know,
• 53:04
  I
• 53:04
  was
• 53:04
  like,
• 53:04
  oh
• 53:04
  my
• 53:05
  God,
• 53:05
  it
• 53:06
  will
• 53:06
  be
• 53:06
  hard
• 53:06
  for.
• 53:06
  It
• 53:06
  will
• 53:07
  be
• 53:07
  hard.
• 53:07
  But
• 53:07
  then
• 53:07
  he
• 53:07
  says
• 53:08
  when
• 53:08
  you
• 53:08
  get
• 53:08
  in
• 53:08
  the
• 53:09
  car
• 53:09
  and
• 53:09
  you
• 53:10
  drive
• 53:10
  away,
• 53:12
  you're
• 53:12
  gonna
• 53:12
  be
• 53:13
  just
• 53:13
  fine
• 53:14
  because
• 53:14
  you've
• 53:15
  got
• 53:15
  a
• 53:15
  few
• 53:15
  hours
• 53:15
  to
• 53:15
  yourself.
• 53:16
  Yeah.
• 53:16
  So
• 53:17
  you'll
• 53:17
  like
• 53:17
  that.
• 53:18
  So
• 53:18
  that
• 53:18
  part
• 53:18
  you'll
• 53:19
  like.
• 53:19
  But
• 53:19
  it's
• 53:20
  just
• 53:20
  hard
• 53:20
  to
• 53:20
  hear
• 53:20
  a
• 53:21
  child
• 53:21
  who's
• 53:21
  crying
• 53:22
  for
• 53:22
  you.
• 53:22
  Yeah.
• 53:23
  Oh,
• 53:23
  my
• 53:23
  God,
• 53:23
  my
• 53:24
  heart
• 53:24
  breaks.
• 53:25
  Yeah.
• 53:25
  Literally,
• 53:26
  when
• 53:26
  my
• 53:26
  baby
• 53:27
  is
• 53:27
  in
• 53:27
  her
• 53:27
  crib
• 53:28
  and
• 53:28
  she's
• 53:28
  reaching
• 53:29
  her
• 53:29
  little
• 53:29
  arms
• 53:30
  out
• 53:30
  for
• 53:30
  me,
• 53:31
  I'm
• 53:32
  like,
• 53:32
  I
• 53:32
  have
• 53:32
  to
• 53:32
  pick
• 53:33
  you
• 53:33
  up.
• 53:33
  Every
• 53:34
  cell
• 53:34
  in
• 53:34
  my
• 53:34
  body
• 53:35
  is
• 53:35
  telling
• 53:35
  me
• 53:36
  I
• 53:36
  must
• 53:36
  pick
• 53:37
  you
• 53:37
  up
• 53:38
  and
• 53:38
  pull
• 53:38
  you
• 53:39
  close
• 53:39
  to
• 53:39
  me.
• 53:39
  A
• 53:40
  cuz
• 53:41
  I
• 53:41
  just
• 53:41
  can't.
• 53:41
  I
• 53:41
  can't.
• 53:42
  I
• 53:42
  can't
• 53:42
  let
• 53:42
  her
• 53:42
  suffer
• 53:43
  even
• 53:43
  for
• 53:43
  a
• 53:43
  moment.
• 53:44
  A.
• 53:44
  That's
• 53:45
  so
• 53:45
  sweet.
• 53:46
  Now
• 53:46
  he
• 53:46
  talks
• 53:47
  about
• 53:47
  sickness.
• 53:48
  Yeah.
• 53:49
  Preschools
• 53:50
  are
• 53:50
  a
• 53:50
  petri
• 53:50
  dish.
• 53:51
  And
• 53:51
  your
• 53:51
  child
• 53:51
  will
• 53:52
  get
• 53:52
  sick.
• 53:54
  So
• 53:54
  will
• 53:54
  your
• 53:55
  partner.
• 53:55
  But
• 53:56
  the
• 53:56
  difference
• 53:56
  is
• 53:57
  you
• 53:57
  will.
• 53:57
  Everybody.
• 53:58
  Everybody
• 53:58
  will
• 53:58
  get
• 53:59
  family.
• 53:59
  The
• 53:59
  difference
• 54:00
  is
• 54:00
  mom
• 54:01
  will
• 54:01
  press
• 54:01
  on
• 54:02
  and
• 54:02
  dad
• 54:03
  will
• 54:03
  probably
• 54:03
  crumble.
• 54:04
  Which
• 54:05
  is
• 54:05
  consistent
• 54:06
  with
• 54:06
  most
• 54:06
  of
• 54:07
  my
• 54:07
  experience
• 54:08
  around
• 54:09
  men.
• 54:09
  Is
• 54:09
  that
• 54:10
  when
• 54:10
  they
• 54:10
  get
• 54:11
  a
• 54:11
  stuffy
• 54:12
  nose.
• 54:13
  Yeah.
• 54:14
  It's.
• 54:14
  It's
• 54:15
  as
• 54:15
  if
• 54:15
  they've
• 54:15
  caught
• 54:16
  pneumonia.
• 54:16
  Right,
• 54:17
  Right.
• 54:17
  He
• 54:17
  calls
• 54:18
  it
• 54:18
  the
• 54:18
  man
• 54:18
  flu.
• 54:19
  The
• 54:19
  man
• 54:19
  flu,
• 54:19
  which
• 54:20
  is
• 54:20
  like
• 54:20
  any.
• 54:20
  Like.
• 54:22
  Yeah,
• 54:22
  that's
• 54:22
  the
• 54:22
  man
• 54:23
  flu.
• 54:23
  Right,
• 54:23
  Right.
• 54:24
  Meanwhile,
• 54:24
  his
• 54:25
  wife,
• 54:25
  who
• 54:25
  actually
• 54:26
  has
• 54:26
  Ms.
• 54:27
  Right.
• 54:27
  She.
• 54:28
  And
• 54:28
  who.
• 54:28
  Who
• 54:28
  gets
• 54:29
  sick
• 54:29
  more
• 54:29
  often
• 54:29
  than
• 54:30
  Others.
• 54:30
  Because
• 54:30
  Ms.
• 54:31
  Is
• 54:31
  an
• 54:31
  autoimmune.
• 54:32
  Right.
• 54:32
  Illness.
• 54:33
  Right.
• 54:34
  She
• 54:34
  presses
• 54:35
  on.
• 54:35
  Right.
• 54:35
  She's
• 54:35
  a
• 54:36
  huge
• 54:36
  superhuman,
• 54:37
  and
• 54:37
  he
• 54:37
  gives
• 54:37
  her
• 54:38
  a
• 54:38
  lot
• 54:38
  of
• 54:38
  credit.
• 54:38
  Yeah.
• 54:39
  Yeah.
• 54:39
  He's
• 54:39
  really
• 54:39
  nice.
• 54:40
  And
• 54:40
  he
• 54:40
  really
• 54:40
  is.
• 54:41
  She
• 54:41
  sounds
• 54:41
  great.
• 54:41
  She
• 54:42
  sounds
• 54:42
  like
• 54:42
  a
• 54:42
  ton
• 54:42
  of
• 54:42
  fun.
• 54:43
  She
• 54:43
  does.
• 54:43
  If
• 54:43
  she
• 54:44
  ever
• 54:44
  wants
• 54:44
  to
• 54:44
  come
• 54:44
  on
• 54:44
  our
• 54:44
  show,
• 54:45
  she
• 54:45
  is
• 54:45
  more
• 54:45
  than
• 54:45
  welcome.
• 54:46
  She
• 54:46
  sounds
• 54:46
  fabulous.
• 54:47
  What
• 54:47
  is
• 54:47
  about
• 54:47
  him?
• 54:47
  He's.
• 54:48
  He
• 54:48
  can,
• 54:48
  too.
• 54:49
  But
• 54:49
  this
• 54:49
  is
• 54:50
  a
• 54:50
  show
• 54:50
  of
• 54:50
  moms.
• 54:51
  All
• 54:51
  right.
• 54:52
  No,
• 54:52
  he
• 54:52
  can
• 54:52
  also
• 54:53
  come
• 54:53
  if
• 54:53
  he
• 54:53
  wants.
• 54:54
  Dads.
• 54:54
  We'll
• 54:55
  have
• 54:55
  dads.
• 54:55
  We'll
• 54:56
  have
• 54:56
  fun
• 54:56
  dads.
• 54:56
  He's
• 54:57
  a
• 54:57
  nice.
• 54:57
  He's
• 54:58
  a
• 54:58
  funny,
• 54:58
  great
• 54:59
  dad.
• 54:59
  I
• 54:59
  like.
• 55:00
  He'd
• 55:00
  probably
• 55:00
  be
• 55:00
  a
• 55:01
  hoot.
• 55:01
  I
• 55:01
  bet
• 55:01
  he
• 55:01
  would
• 55:02
  really
• 55:02
  make
• 55:02
  us
• 55:02
  laugh.
• 55:03
  I
• 55:03
  bet
• 55:03
  he
• 55:03
  would,
• 55:04
  too.
• 55:04
  Yeah.
• 55:04
  I
• 55:04
  like
• 55:05
  this
• 55:05
  man.
• 55:05
  He's
• 55:05
  just.
• 55:06
  I
• 55:06
  like
• 55:06
  this
• 55:06
  man.
• 55:07
  He
• 55:07
  cracked
• 55:07
  me
• 55:08
  up
• 55:08
  a
• 55:08
  lot,
• 55:09
  okay?
• 55:09
  He
• 55:10
  did.
• 55:11
  And
• 55:11
  so
• 55:11
  now
• 55:11
  he
• 55:12
  also
• 55:12
  talks
• 55:12
  about
• 55:12
  how,
• 55:12
  like,
• 55:13
  post
• 55:13
  pandemic,
• 55:14
  they
• 55:14
  will
• 55:14
  send
• 55:15
  your
• 55:15
  kids
• 55:15
  home
• 55:16
  for
• 55:16
  anything,
• 55:17
  for
• 55:17
  a
• 55:17
  stubbed
• 55:18
  toe
• 55:19
  because
• 55:19
  they
• 55:19
  are
• 55:20
  so
• 55:20
  anxious
• 55:20
  about
• 55:21
  the
• 55:21
  circulation
• 55:21
  of
• 55:22
  germs.
• 55:22
  Right.
• 55:23
  Right.
• 55:23
  More
• 55:23
  anxious
• 55:23
  than
• 55:24
  they
• 55:24
  have
• 55:24
  ever
• 55:24
  been,
• 55:24
  which.
• 55:25
  I
• 55:25
  get
• 55:25
  it.
• 55:25
  I
• 55:25
  get
• 55:26
  it.
• 55:26
  I
• 55:26
  mean,
• 55:26
  I
• 55:26
  don't
• 55:26
  want.
• 55:27
  I've
• 55:28
  also
• 55:28
  heard
• 55:28
  of
• 55:28
  this
• 55:28
  mysterious
• 55:29
  thing
• 55:29
  that
• 55:29
  happens
• 55:29
  in
• 55:30
  preschools
• 55:30
  called
• 55:31
  hand,
• 55:31
  foot
• 55:32
  and
• 55:32
  mouth
• 55:33
  illness.
• 55:33
  I've
• 55:34
  never
• 55:34
  heard
• 55:34
  of
• 55:34
  that.
• 55:34
  I
• 55:35
  don't
• 55:35
  know
• 55:35
  what
• 55:35
  it
• 55:35
  is.
• 55:35
  I
• 55:36
  hear
• 55:36
  about
• 55:36
  it
• 55:36
  everywhere.
• 55:37
  Nobody
• 55:37
  can
• 55:37
  tell
• 55:38
  me
• 55:38
  specifically
• 55:38
  what
• 55:39
  it
• 55:39
  is.
• 55:40
  So
• 55:40
  if
• 55:40
  you
• 55:40
  are
• 55:40
  a
• 55:41
  listener
• 55:41
  and
• 55:41
  you
• 55:41
  understand
• 55:42
  what
• 55:42
  hand,
• 55:42
  foot
• 55:43
  and
• 55:43
  mouth
• 55:43
  illness
• 55:44
  is,
• 55:44
  please
• 55:45
  write
• 55:45
  in.
• 55:45
  I
• 55:45
  have
• 55:45
  no
• 55:46
  idea.
• 55:46
  I
• 55:46
  don't.
• 55:47
  I
• 55:47
  need
• 55:48
  answers.
• 55:48
  I
• 55:48
  know,
• 55:49
  but
• 55:49
  he
• 55:49
  says
• 55:50
  the
• 55:50
  best
• 55:50
  way
• 55:50
  to
• 55:51
  survive
• 55:51
  when
• 55:51
  your
• 55:52
  child
• 55:52
  is
• 55:52
  homesick
• 55:54
  is
• 55:54
  screen
• 55:54
  time.
• 55:56
  Screen
• 55:56
  time.
• 55:57
  Screen
• 55:58
  time.
• 55:59
  Benadryl
• 55:59
  and
• 56:00
  screen
• 56:00
  time.
• 56:00
  So
• 56:01
  whip
• 56:01
  out
• 56:02
  your
• 56:02
  screen
• 56:02
  doors.
• 56:03
  Exactly.
• 56:05
  It's
• 56:05
  okay.
• 56:06
  At
• 56:06
  this
• 56:06
  time.
• 56:06
  It's
• 56:06
  okay.
• 56:07
  And
• 56:07
  you
• 56:07
  have
• 56:07
  screened
• 56:08
  windows,
• 56:08
  and
• 56:08
  you're
• 56:09
  screened
• 56:09
  in
• 56:09
  porches.
• 56:10
  Screens
• 56:10
  can
• 56:11
  come.
• 56:11
  Show
• 56:11
  them
• 56:11
  the
• 56:12
  screens.
• 56:13
  That's
• 56:13
  right.
• 56:14
  Okay.
• 56:15
  Sorry.
• 56:16
  I'm
• 56:17
  sorry.
• 56:17
  That's
• 56:17
  how
• 56:18
  old
• 56:18
  I
• 56:18
  am.
• 56:18
  It's
• 56:19
  okay,
• 56:19
  Tina.
• 56:19
  Someone
• 56:20
  once
• 56:20
  talked
• 56:20
  about
• 56:21
  a
• 56:21
  tablet,
• 56:22
  and
• 56:22
  I
• 56:22
  was,
• 56:22
  like,
• 56:23
  thinking
• 56:23
  of
• 56:23
  a
• 56:24
  tablet,
• 56:24
  like
• 56:25
  paper,
• 56:25
  like
• 56:26
  what
• 56:27
  the
• 56:27
  Ten
• 56:27
  Commandments
• 56:28
  were
• 56:28
  on,
• 56:28
  kind
• 56:29
  of.
• 56:29
  And
• 56:29
  then
• 56:30
  I'm
• 56:30
  like,
• 56:30
  what
• 56:31
  do
• 56:31
  you
• 56:31
  mean,
• 56:31
  we
• 56:31
  need
• 56:31
  a
• 56:32
  tablet?
• 56:32
  What
• 56:32
  are
• 56:32
  you
• 56:32
  talking
• 56:33
  about?
• 56:34
  And
• 56:34
  then
• 56:34
  I
• 56:34
  realized
• 56:35
  they
• 56:35
  meant
• 56:35
  an
• 56:35
  electric
• 56:36
  electronic
• 56:36
  tablet.
• 56:37
  Yes.
• 56:37
  Yes.
• 56:39
  IPad.
• 56:40
  An
• 56:40
  iPad.
• 56:42
  After
• 56:42
  I.
• 56:42
  Listen,
• 56:43
  I'm
• 56:43
  very
• 56:43
  old.
• 56:44
  You're
• 56:44
  not
• 56:44
  that
• 56:44
  old.
• 56:45
  You
• 56:45
  know,
• 56:45
  I
• 56:45
  have
• 56:46
  to
• 56:46
  tell
• 56:46
  you,
• 56:46
  I
• 56:46
  started
• 56:46
  testing
• 56:47
  Mom.
• 56:47
  You
• 56:48
  were
• 56:48
  a
• 56:49
  child.
• 56:49
  You
• 56:49
  were
• 56:49
  a
• 56:50
  little
• 56:50
  child
• 56:50
  when
• 56:51
  I
• 56:51
  started
• 56:51
  testing
• 56:51
  Mom.
• 56:52
  I
• 56:52
  am
• 56:52
  now
• 56:53
  a
• 56:53
  grandmother.
• 56:54
  I'm
• 56:54
  now
• 56:54
  a
• 56:54
  big
• 56:54
  child.
• 56:55
  You
• 56:56
  are
• 56:56
  grown
• 56:56
  up
• 56:56
  and
• 56:57
  that's
• 56:57
  right.
• 56:57
  I
• 56:58
  am
• 56:58
  a
• 56:58
  grandmother.
• 56:58
  So
• 56:59
  a
• 56:59
  lot
• 56:59
  has
• 56:59
  happened.
• 57:00
  A
• 57:00
  lot.
• 57:01
  Many
• 57:02
  years
• 57:02
  have
• 57:02
  come
• 57:02
  and
• 57:03
  gone.
• 57:03
  Right.
• 57:04
  That's
• 57:05
  crazy.
• 57:06
  What?
• 57:06
  Oh
• 57:06
  my
• 57:07
  God.
• 57:07
  So
• 57:07
  education.
• 57:08
  All
• 57:09
  kids
• 57:09
  develop
• 57:09
  at
• 57:10
  their
• 57:10
  own
• 57:10
  pace
• 57:11
  and
• 57:11
  every
• 57:11
  kid
• 57:11
  needs
• 57:11
  to
• 57:12
  be
• 57:12
  parented
• 57:12
  differently.
• 57:13
  Totally,
• 57:13
  totally
• 57:14
  agree.
• 57:14
  There
• 57:14
  is
• 57:15
  no
• 57:15
  right
• 57:15
  way.
• 57:17
  And
• 57:17
  what
• 57:17
  we
• 57:17
  understand
• 57:17
  about
• 57:18
  the
• 57:18
  education
• 57:18
  system
• 57:19
  is
• 57:19
  that
• 57:20
  kids
• 57:20
  are
• 57:20
  all
• 57:21
  put
• 57:21
  into
• 57:21
  the
• 57:21
  same
• 57:21
  box.
• 57:22
  There's
• 57:22
  really
• 57:23
  one
• 57:23
  tried
• 57:24
  and
• 57:24
  true
• 57:24
  way
• 57:24
  of
• 57:24
  teaching
• 57:25
  kids.
• 57:25
  And
• 57:25
  if
• 57:25
  your
• 57:26
  kid
• 57:26
  is
• 57:26
  even
• 57:27
  remotely
• 57:28
  different
• 57:29
  than
• 57:29
  the
• 57:29
  standard
• 57:30
  issue
• 57:30
  kids,
• 57:32
  your
• 57:32
  kid
• 57:32
  will
• 57:32
  not
• 57:32
  fit
• 57:32
  into
• 57:33
  this
• 57:33
  box.
• 57:33
  Yeah.
• 57:34
  Yeah.
• 57:34
  That
• 57:34
  was
• 57:34
  the
• 57:34
  story
• 57:35
  of
• 57:35
  my
• 57:35
  life.
• 57:35
  What?
• 57:36
  You
• 57:36
  don't
• 57:37
  say.
• 57:37
  Yeah.
• 57:37
  And
• 57:38
  your
• 57:38
  life
• 57:38
  is
• 57:39
  that
• 57:39
  it
• 57:39
  really,
• 57:39
  it's,
• 57:40
  it's.
• 57:40
  Education
• 57:41
  can
• 57:41
  be
• 57:41
  very
• 57:42
  tricky
• 57:42
  if
• 57:42
  your
• 57:43
  child
• 57:43
  does
• 57:43
  not
• 57:43
  fit
• 57:44
  the.
• 57:44
  The
• 57:45
  box
• 57:45
  of
• 57:45
  education
• 57:46
  that
• 57:46
  is
• 57:46
  offered.
• 57:47
  So
• 57:49
  you
• 57:49
  know,
• 57:50
  call
• 57:50
  me
• 57:50
  at
• 57:51
  Testing
• 57:51
  Mom.
• 57:52
  I'll
• 57:52
  help
• 57:52
  you.
• 57:52
  Call
• 57:53
  Testing
• 57:53
  Mom.
• 57:54
  Right.
• 57:54
  We
• 57:54
  deal
• 57:55
  with
• 57:55
  gifted
• 57:55
  kids,
• 57:56
  but
• 57:56
  we
• 57:56
  also
• 57:56
  deal
• 57:56
  with
• 57:57
  kids
• 57:57
  who
• 57:57
  do
• 57:57
  not
• 57:58
  fit
• 57:58
  into
• 57:58
  those
• 57:58
  boxes.
• 57:59
  We
• 57:59
  also
• 57:59
  know
• 57:59
  what
• 57:59
  tablets
• 58:00
  are
• 58:01
  and.
• 58:01
  Screen
• 58:01
  doors
• 58:02
  and
• 58:02
  screens.
• 58:03
  That's
• 58:03
  right.
• 58:04
  That's
• 58:04
  right.
• 58:05
  Oh
• 58:05
  my
• 58:05
  God.
• 58:06
  That's
• 58:07
  so
• 58:07
  funny.
• 58:07
  Do
• 58:07
  you
• 58:07
  know
• 58:07
  that
• 58:08
  now
• 58:08
  you
• 58:08
  can
• 58:08
  get
• 58:08
  like
• 58:09
  kids
• 58:10
  grades
• 58:10
  on
• 58:10
  an
• 58:10
  app
• 58:11
  so
• 58:11
  parents
• 58:12
  in
• 58:12
  real
• 58:13
  time
• 58:13
  can
• 58:14
  know
• 58:14
  what?
• 58:15
  I
• 58:15
  know
• 58:15
  that
• 58:16
  had
• 58:16
  been
• 58:16
  a
• 58:16
  thing
• 58:17
  when
• 58:17
  I
• 58:17
  was
• 58:17
  a
• 58:17
  kid.
• 58:18
  Thank
• 58:18
  God
• 58:18
  it
• 58:18
  wasn't.
• 58:19
  Thank
• 58:19
  God
• 58:19
  it
• 58:19
  wasn't.
• 58:20
  I
• 58:20
  know
• 58:20
  I'd
• 58:21
  be
• 58:21
  in
• 58:21
  jail.
• 58:21
  I
• 58:22
  had
• 58:22
  to
• 58:22
  wait
• 58:22
  until
• 58:23
  like
• 58:23
  after
• 58:24
  the
• 58:24
  whole
• 58:24
  semester
• 58:25
  to
• 58:25
  find
• 58:25
  out
• 58:25
  how
• 58:25
  you
• 58:26
  did.
• 58:26
  But
• 58:26
  now
• 58:26
  parents
• 58:27
  can.
• 58:27
  I
• 58:27
  feel
• 58:28
  like
• 58:28
  you
• 58:28
  could
• 58:28
  have
• 58:28
  anticipated.
• 58:29
  It
• 58:29
  would
• 58:29
  be
• 58:29
  poorly
• 58:30
  based
• 58:30
  on
• 58:30
  the
• 58:30
  patterns.
• 58:31
  Well,
• 58:31
  based
• 58:31
  on
• 58:32
  all
• 58:32
  the
• 58:32
  phone
• 58:32
  calls
• 58:32
  I
• 58:32
  was
• 58:33
  getting.
• 58:33
  Yeah.
• 58:33
  But
• 58:34
  okay.
• 58:34
  But
• 58:34
  anyway,
• 58:35
  it's
• 58:35
  not
• 58:35
  like
• 58:35
  that
• 58:36
  anymore.
• 58:36
  It's
• 58:36
  very
• 58:36
  high
• 58:37
  tech.
• 58:37
  It's
• 58:37
  crazy
• 58:38
  to
• 58:38
  me.
• 58:38
  Absolutely
• 58:39
  crazy
• 58:39
  to
• 58:39
  me.
• 58:41
  So
• 58:41
  then
• 58:41
  he
• 58:41
  goes.
• 58:42
  The
• 58:42
  circle
• 58:42
  is
• 58:43
  now
• 58:43
  complete.
• 58:44
  He
• 58:44
  became
• 58:44
  a
• 58:45
  father
• 58:45
  so
• 58:45
  that
• 58:45
  he
• 58:45
  could
• 58:45
  teach
• 58:46
  his
• 58:46
  kids
• 58:46
  his
• 58:46
  ways.
• 58:47
  And
• 58:47
  he
• 58:47
  loved
• 58:48
  doing
• 58:48
  that,
• 58:49
  showing
• 58:49
  them
• 58:49
  his
• 58:49
  favorite
• 58:50
  movies
• 58:50
  and
• 58:51
  music.
• 58:52
  But
• 58:52
  he
• 58:52
  also
• 58:52
  endured
• 58:53
  a
• 58:53
  lot
• 58:53
  of
• 58:53
  their
• 58:53
  favorite
• 58:54
  things
• 58:54
  like
• 58:54
  Sesame
• 58:55
  street
• 58:55
  and
• 58:55
  Super
• 58:55
  Y
• 58:56
  and
• 58:56
  Octane
• 58:56
  Knots.
• 58:58
  And
• 59:00
  elementary
• 59:00
  school
• 59:00
  is
• 59:01
  really
• 59:01
  where
• 59:01
  your
• 59:01
  kids
• 59:02
  personality
• 59:02
  and
• 59:03
  interests
• 59:04
  start
• 59:04
  to
• 59:04
  emerge.
• 59:05
  So
• 59:05
  they
• 59:05
  might
• 59:05
  not
• 59:06
  totally
• 59:06
  align
• 59:07
  with
• 59:07
  yours,
• 59:07
  but
• 59:07
  it
• 59:08
  is
• 59:08
  fun
• 59:08
  to
• 59:09
  watch
• 59:09
  them
• 59:09
  become
• 59:09
  who
• 59:10
  they
• 59:10
  are.
• 59:10
  Yeah.
• 59:11
  Did
• 59:11
  our
• 59:11
  interests
• 59:12
  align?
• 59:15
  Yeah.
• 59:16
  Not
• 59:16
  really.
• 59:16
  I
• 59:17
  mean
• 59:17
  Sam
• 59:17
  really
• 59:18
  loved
• 59:18
  sports.
• 59:19
  I
• 59:19
  was
• 59:20
  not
• 59:20
  that
• 59:20
  interested.
• 59:21
  But
• 59:21
  his
• 59:21
  dad,
• 59:22
  I
• 59:22
  mean
• 59:22
  my
• 59:23
  mark,
• 59:23
  I
• 59:23
  mean
• 59:23
  your
• 59:23
  dad,
• 59:24
  I
• 59:24
  mean
• 59:24
  he
• 59:24
  loves
• 59:25
  sports.
• 59:25
  Are
• 59:25
  you
• 59:25
  doxing,
• 59:26
  dad?
• 59:26
  Oh,
• 59:27
  it's
• 59:27
  okay.
• 59:27
  You
• 59:27
  could
• 59:28
  dox
• 59:28
  him.
• 59:28
  He's
• 59:28
  your
• 59:28
  husband.
• 59:29
  His
• 59:29
  name
• 59:29
  is
• 59:29
  Mark
• 59:29
  and
• 59:30
  he's
• 59:30
  my
• 59:30
  husband.
• 59:31
  I've
• 59:31
  been
• 59:31
  married
• 59:31
  almost
• 59:32
  like
• 59:32
  15
• 59:32
  years,
• 59:33
  Mark.
• 59:33
  Quinn.
• 59:36
  Anyway,
• 59:37
  I
• 59:37
  just
• 59:37
  called
• 59:37
  you
• 59:37
  out
• 59:38
  for
• 59:38
  liking
• 59:38
  sports.
• 59:40
  God
• 59:40
  forbid.
• 59:40
  A
• 59:41
  man
• 59:41
  likes
• 59:42
  sports.
• 59:42
  He
• 59:42
  likes
• 59:43
  sports.
• 59:43
  And
• 59:43
  then
• 59:44
  Sam
• 59:44
  really
• 59:44
  loves
• 59:45
  sports.
• 59:45
  And
• 59:46
  then
• 59:46
  with
• 59:46
  us.
• 59:47
  You
• 59:47
  like
• 59:47
  drama.
• 59:48
  I
• 59:48
  like
• 59:48
  drama.
• 59:49
  So
• 59:49
  we
• 59:50
  actually
• 59:50
  kind
• 59:51
  of
• 59:51
  aligned.
• 59:51
  You.
• 59:52
  Were
• 59:52
  you
• 59:52
  saying
• 59:52
  you
• 59:53
  were
• 59:53
  in
• 59:53
  musicals?
• 59:53
  I
• 59:54
  loved
• 59:54
  all
• 59:54
  that.
• 59:55
  You
• 59:55
  did?
• 59:55
  Yeah.
• 59:55
  So
• 59:55
  we
• 59:56
  kind
• 59:56
  of.
• 59:56
  Was
• 59:56
  I
• 59:56
  any
• 59:57
  good
• 59:57
  in
• 59:57
  musicals
• 59:57
  as
• 59:58
  a
• 59:58
  kid?
• 59:58
  Oh,
• 59:58
  you
• 59:58
  were
• 59:59
  great.
• 59:59
  You
• 59:59
  were
• 1:00:00
  great.
• 1:00:00
  I
• 1:00:00
  remember
• 1:00:01
  when
• 1:00:01
  you
• 1:00:01
  did.
• 1:00:01
  What
• 1:00:02
  was
• 1:00:02
  it?
• 1:00:02
  Bye
• 1:00:02
  Bye
• 1:00:02
  Birdie,
• 1:00:03
  and
• 1:00:04
  you
• 1:00:05
  sang
• 1:00:05
  the.
• 1:00:07
  How
• 1:00:07
  lovely
• 1:00:07
  to
• 1:00:08
  be
• 1:00:08
  a
• 1:00:08
  woman.
• 1:00:08
  Yes.
• 1:00:09
  You.
• 1:00:09
  I
• 1:00:10
  mean,
• 1:00:10
  you
• 1:00:10
  were
• 1:00:10
  like.
• 1:00:11
  I
• 1:00:11
  don't
• 1:00:11
  remember
• 1:00:11
  how
• 1:00:11
  old
• 1:00:11
  you
• 1:00:12
  were,
• 1:00:12
  but
• 1:00:12
  it
• 1:00:12
  was
• 1:00:12
  the
• 1:00:13
  first
• 1:00:13
  time.
• 1:00:13
  I
• 1:00:13
  had
• 1:00:14
  no
• 1:00:14
  idea
• 1:00:14
  you
• 1:00:14
  could
• 1:00:14
  sing.
• 1:00:15
  Oh,
• 1:00:15
  that's
• 1:00:15
  so
• 1:00:15
  funny.
• 1:00:15
  I
• 1:00:16
  mean,
• 1:00:16
  because
• 1:00:16
  you.
• 1:00:16
  I
• 1:00:16
  didn't.
• 1:00:17
  You
• 1:00:17
  didn't
• 1:00:17
  sing
• 1:00:17
  at
• 1:00:18
  home.
• 1:00:18
  And
• 1:00:18
  then
• 1:00:18
  suddenly
• 1:00:19
  I
• 1:00:19
  went
• 1:00:19
  to
• 1:00:19
  see
• 1:00:19
  it,
• 1:00:20
  and
• 1:00:20
  you
• 1:00:20
  had
• 1:00:21
  the,
• 1:00:21
  like,
• 1:00:21
  the
• 1:00:22
  main
• 1:00:22
  lead
• 1:00:23
  woman
• 1:00:23
  part,
• 1:00:24
  and
• 1:00:24
  you
• 1:00:25
  sang
• 1:00:25
  this,
• 1:00:25
  and
• 1:00:25
  you
• 1:00:26
  were
• 1:00:26
  just
• 1:00:26
  great.
• 1:00:26
  And
• 1:00:27
  I'm
• 1:00:27
  like,
• 1:00:27
  whoa.
• 1:00:28
  What?
• 1:00:28
  What?
• 1:00:29
  She
• 1:00:29
  can
• 1:00:29
  sing.
• 1:00:30
  I
• 1:00:30
  couldn't
• 1:00:30
  believe
• 1:00:30
  it.
• 1:00:31
  That's
• 1:00:32
  so
• 1:00:32
  funny.
• 1:00:32
  I
• 1:00:32
  was
• 1:00:32
  so
• 1:00:33
  impressed.
• 1:00:33
  Very.
• 1:00:34
  That
• 1:00:34
  was
• 1:00:34
  the
• 1:00:35
  time
• 1:00:35
  your
• 1:00:35
  grandmother
• 1:00:36
  came
• 1:00:36
  from
• 1:00:36
  Denver,
• 1:00:37
  and
• 1:00:38
  we
• 1:00:38
  were
• 1:00:38
  all
• 1:00:39
  going
• 1:00:39
  to,
• 1:00:40
  you
• 1:00:40
  know,
• 1:00:40
  to
• 1:00:40
  the
• 1:00:41
  show
• 1:00:41
  on
• 1:00:41
  the
• 1:00:42
  subway,
• 1:00:42
  and
• 1:00:42
  we
• 1:00:42
  were
• 1:00:43
  all
• 1:00:43
  getting
• 1:00:43
  off
• 1:00:43
  the
• 1:00:44
  subway
• 1:00:44
  to
• 1:00:44
  go
• 1:00:45
  to
• 1:00:45
  the
• 1:00:45
  show,
• 1:00:46
  and
• 1:00:46
  grandma
• 1:00:47
  did
• 1:00:47
  not
• 1:00:47
  get
• 1:00:48
  off
• 1:00:48
  fast
• 1:00:48
  enough.
• 1:00:49
  The
• 1:00:49
  doors
• 1:00:50
  closed,
• 1:00:51
  and
• 1:00:51
  I
• 1:00:51
  see
• 1:00:51
  your
• 1:00:52
  grandmother
• 1:00:52
  just
• 1:00:53
  sitting
• 1:00:53
  there
• 1:00:53
  in
• 1:00:53
  the
• 1:00:53
  window,
• 1:00:54
  going,
• 1:00:54
  going.
• 1:00:55
  And
• 1:00:56
  the
• 1:00:56
  subway
• 1:00:56
  leaves,
• 1:00:57
  and
• 1:00:57
  she
• 1:00:58
  has
• 1:00:58
  no
• 1:00:58
  idea
• 1:01:00
  where
• 1:01:00
  she
• 1:01:00
  was,
• 1:01:01
  how.
• 1:01:01
  How
• 1:01:01
  to
• 1:01:02
  navigate
• 1:01:02
  New
• 1:01:03
  York
• 1:01:03
  City.
• 1:01:03
  And
• 1:01:04
  dad
• 1:01:04
  had
• 1:01:04
  to
• 1:01:04
  run
• 1:01:05
  to
• 1:01:05
  the
• 1:01:05
  next
• 1:01:05
  subway
• 1:01:06
  stop
• 1:01:07
  to
• 1:01:08
  retrieve
• 1:01:08
  her.
• 1:01:08
  Retrieve
• 1:01:09
  her.
• 1:01:09
  And
• 1:01:09
  then
• 1:01:10
  we
• 1:01:10
  were
• 1:01:10
  trying
• 1:01:10
  to
• 1:01:11
  go.
• 1:01:11
  Stay
• 1:01:12
  put,
• 1:01:13
  stay
• 1:01:13
  put.
• 1:01:14
  Next
• 1:01:14
  stop.
• 1:01:15
  We
• 1:01:15
  were
• 1:01:15
  trying
• 1:01:15
  to
• 1:01:15
  tell
• 1:01:16
  her
• 1:01:16
  anyway,
• 1:01:17
  but
• 1:01:17
  that
• 1:01:17
  was
• 1:01:17
  to
• 1:01:17
  go.
• 1:01:17
  See
• 1:01:18
  you
• 1:01:18
  and
• 1:01:18
  Bye
• 1:01:18
  Bye
• 1:01:18
  Birdie.
• 1:01:19
  Gosh,
• 1:01:19
  you
• 1:01:19
  were
• 1:01:19
  good.
• 1:01:20
  Thank
• 1:01:20
  you.
• 1:01:21
  You're
• 1:01:21
  welcome.
• 1:01:21
  I
• 1:01:22
  loved
• 1:01:22
  watching
• 1:01:22
  you
• 1:01:22
  anyway.
• 1:01:23
  I.
• 1:01:23
  You
• 1:01:23
  and
• 1:01:23
  you.
• 1:01:24
  And.
• 1:01:24
  And
• 1:01:24
  that's
• 1:01:25
  what
• 1:01:25
  he's
• 1:01:25
  talking
• 1:01:25
  about,
• 1:01:25
  is
• 1:01:26
  that
• 1:01:26
  you
• 1:01:26
  love
• 1:01:27
  watching
• 1:01:27
  your
• 1:01:27
  children
• 1:01:28
  become
• 1:01:28
  who
• 1:01:28
  they're
• 1:01:29
  going
• 1:01:29
  to
• 1:01:29
  be.
• 1:01:29
  That
• 1:01:30
  is
• 1:01:30
  so
• 1:01:30
  funny.
• 1:01:31
  And
• 1:01:31
  you
• 1:01:31
  know,
• 1:01:31
  this
• 1:01:32
  book,
• 1:01:32
  even
• 1:01:32
  though
• 1:01:32
  it's.
• 1:01:33
  It's
• 1:01:33
  very
• 1:01:33
  funny,
• 1:01:34
  it
• 1:01:34
  has
• 1:01:34
  a
• 1:01:35
  lot
• 1:01:35
  of
• 1:01:35
  heart.
• 1:01:37
  You
• 1:01:37
  can
• 1:01:37
  tell
• 1:01:37
  how
• 1:01:38
  much
• 1:01:38
  this.
• 1:01:38
  This
• 1:01:39
  father
• 1:01:39
  loves
• 1:01:39
  his
• 1:01:39
  children.
• 1:01:40
  He
• 1:01:40
  does.
• 1:01:41
  I
• 1:01:41
  just
• 1:01:41
  enjoyed
• 1:01:42
  it
• 1:01:42
  tremendously,
• 1:01:43
  even
• 1:01:43
  though
• 1:01:44
  it
• 1:01:44
  really
• 1:01:44
  is
• 1:01:44
  for
• 1:01:44
  dads,
• 1:01:45
  I
• 1:01:45
  guess.
• 1:01:46
  But
• 1:01:46
  as
• 1:01:46
  a.
• 1:01:47
  As
• 1:01:47
  a
• 1:01:47
  mom,
• 1:01:47
  I
• 1:01:48
  loved
• 1:01:48
  it.
• 1:01:48
  I
• 1:01:49
  feel
• 1:01:49
  like.
• 1:01:49
  Like
• 1:01:49
  it
• 1:01:49
  sets
• 1:01:50
  dads
• 1:01:50
  up
• 1:01:50
  to
• 1:01:51
  win.
• 1:01:51
  It
• 1:01:51
  tells
• 1:01:52
  you
• 1:01:52
  all
• 1:01:52
  the
• 1:01:52
  things
• 1:01:52
  your
• 1:01:53
  wife
• 1:01:53
  does
• 1:01:53
  not
• 1:01:53
  want
• 1:01:54
  to
• 1:01:54
  have
• 1:01:54
  to
• 1:01:54
  tell
• 1:01:54
  you.
• 1:01:54
  Yeah.
• 1:01:55
  So
• 1:01:55
  for
• 1:01:55
  anybody
• 1:01:56
  who
• 1:01:57
  knows
• 1:01:57
  someone
• 1:01:58
  who's
• 1:01:58
  about
• 1:01:58
  to
• 1:01:58
  become
• 1:01:58
  a
• 1:01:59
  dad,
• 1:01:59
  highly
• 1:02:00
  recommend
• 1:02:00
  purchasing
• 1:02:01
  them
• 1:02:01
  this
• 1:02:01
  book.
• 1:02:01
  Yeah.
• 1:02:02
  It's
• 1:02:02
  a
• 1:02:02
  good
• 1:02:02
  one.
• 1:02:02
  And
• 1:02:03
  ensuring
• 1:02:03
  that
• 1:02:03
  they
• 1:02:03
  read
• 1:02:04
  it.
• 1:02:04
  Because.
• 1:02:04
  Make
• 1:02:05
  them
• 1:02:05
  read
• 1:02:05
  it.
• 1:02:05
  Make
• 1:02:05
  them
• 1:02:06
  read
• 1:02:06
  it.
• 1:02:06
  Because
• 1:02:07
  it
• 1:02:07
  honestly
• 1:02:09
  it's
• 1:02:09
  great.
• 1:02:09
  It's
• 1:02:10
  so,
• 1:02:11
  so
• 1:02:11
  great.
• 1:02:12
  It
• 1:02:12
  will
• 1:02:12
  save
• 1:02:12
  their
• 1:02:12
  wife
• 1:02:13
  or
• 1:02:13
  partner,
• 1:02:14
  whoever
• 1:02:15
  is
• 1:02:15
  bearing
• 1:02:15
  their
• 1:02:15
  child.
• 1:02:15
  Child.
• 1:02:16
  A
• 1:02:16
  lot
• 1:02:17
  of
• 1:02:17
  work.
• 1:02:17
  Yeah.
• 1:02:18
  It
• 1:02:18
  really
• 1:02:18
  will.
• 1:02:18
  And
• 1:02:18
  it
• 1:02:19
  was
• 1:02:19
  really
• 1:02:19
  touching.
• 1:02:19
  I
• 1:02:20
  thought
• 1:02:20
  it
• 1:02:20
  was
• 1:02:20
  really,
• 1:02:20
  really
• 1:02:21
  sweet.
• 1:02:21
  Me
• 1:02:21
  too.
• 1:02:22
  Like
• 1:02:22
  his
• 1:02:22
  love
• 1:02:22
  for
• 1:02:23
  his
• 1:02:23
  children
• 1:02:24
  shines
• 1:02:24
  through.
• 1:02:25
  It
• 1:02:25
  does.
• 1:02:25
  It
• 1:02:26
  does.
• 1:02:26
  And
• 1:02:27
  so
• 1:02:27
  there.
• 1:02:27
  There
• 1:02:28
  you
• 1:02:28
  go.
• 1:02:28
  This
• 1:02:28
  book
• 1:02:29
  we
• 1:02:29
  both
• 1:02:29
  recommend.
• 1:02:30
  Yeah.
• 1:02:30
  Which
• 1:02:31
  is
• 1:02:31
  rare.
• 1:02:31
  We
• 1:02:31
  don't
• 1:02:31
  often
• 1:02:32
  agree.
• 1:02:32
  I
• 1:02:32
  know.
• 1:02:32
  But
• 1:02:33
  we
• 1:02:33
  both
• 1:02:33
  agree
• 1:02:33
  this
• 1:02:33
  is
• 1:02:34
  a
• 1:02:34
  good
• 1:02:34
  short
• 1:02:35
  book.
• 1:02:35
  Lots
• 1:02:36
  of
• 1:02:36
  pictures.
• 1:02:36
  We
• 1:02:36
  loved
• 1:02:37
  it
• 1:02:37
  before
• 1:02:37
  we
• 1:02:37
  read
• 1:02:38
  it.
• 1:02:38
  Just
• 1:02:38
  by
• 1:02:38
  looking
• 1:02:39
  at
• 1:02:39
  the
• 1:02:39
  number
• 1:02:39
  of.
• 1:02:39
  Pages,
• 1:02:39
  I
• 1:02:40
  saw
• 1:02:40
  how
• 1:02:40
  thin
• 1:02:40
  it
• 1:02:41
  was
• 1:02:41
  and
• 1:02:41
  I
• 1:02:41
  was
• 1:02:41
  like,
• 1:02:42
  I
• 1:02:42
  love,
• 1:02:42
  love
• 1:02:42
  this
• 1:02:42
  book
• 1:02:43
  already.
• 1:02:43
  This
• 1:02:43
  book.
• 1:02:44
  Excellent
• 1:02:44
  book.
• 1:02:45
  Perfect
• 1:02:45
  length.
• 1:02:46
  Yeah.
• 1:02:46
  Thank
• 1:02:46
  you
• 1:02:47
  guys
• 1:02:47
  so
• 1:02:47
  much
• 1:02:47
  for
• 1:02:47
  joining
• 1:02:48
  us
• 1:02:48
  for
• 1:02:48
  this
• 1:02:48
  episode
• 1:02:49
  of
• 1:02:49
  Other
• 1:02:49
  People's
• 1:02:49
  parenting.
• 1:02:50
  And
• 1:02:50
  we
• 1:02:50
  will
• 1:02:50
  see
• 1:02:51
  you
• 1:02:51
  next
• 1:02:51
  week.