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#357 We Don't CALL IN FROM HAWAII the Same with Saul Trujillo · We Don't Smoke the Same

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What up? And welcome back to another episode that we don't smoke the same
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podcast. Thank you so much for joining us. Sorry about the no pre
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show today. We were, you know, filming some other things. Xavier
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has a flight to catch at like five am, because you know, he's
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on a comics budget, so I was like, but exg, welcome back
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super comic budget already song I'm supposed to share fucking room with Tripoli? Is
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that? Why do you say? Why do you say it like that?
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Though? Why do you say? I know he doesn't want to share with
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me. He wants to jerk off, go to sleep, you know,
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like comic ship. He told me he still jerks off whether you're there or
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not. Yeah, when I go to sleep probably dog. How often do
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comedians jerk off on the road? I mean we got one around. Sam
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was a sex addict, though I didn't know that. I mean I do
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too, though, I mean what else is there to do exactly, Like
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what are you gonna do? Something to walk in the city or some shit
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like how long? Yeah, and then you get all horny when you get
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back. Yeah, jerk off. But I mean this is our guest,
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Ladies, gentlemen, The very fun it's all true. He or everybody.
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Thank you for having me, Bro, this is a beautiful studio. Thank
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you before goddamn? Is that so? Like? I'm like, you've been
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obviously, you know, you get to go on the road and you're doing
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your thing. How many hotels you think you stayed in? Bro, So
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I like that you said the word hotel and not motel. My ship don't
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have a lobby's facing the street with a little side window. The Indian in
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different Indian dude in the back. He's just like, don't smoke in my
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room. I will charge you. Like fuck, I've been in so many,
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so many motels, dog, like sixty dollars seventy dollars nights because I
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just want a place to sleep. I don't need to know, not maybe
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a microwave, smoke in the bathroom. But I've been in like countless,
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bro, countless. Every now and then I'll splurge on like a like a
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holiday, and that's splurging, splurgent. Dog. I'm cheap when it comes
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to that. I just need a bed, you know what I mean?
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Well, I mean this is because you're working though, right, Yeah,
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So it's like you're just I feel like that's a mistake when like, uh,
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like I guess some entertainers or a lot of entertainers do. It's like
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they'll start living with I guess out of their means when to start when the
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when the ball starts rolling, And then you're like, I guess in reality,
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you're supposed to really look at this moment and be like, maybe I
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should save up because I had a lot of rainy days to leading him to
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this point. Yeah, some folks will get a couple thousand dollars and be
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like, Yo, that's it. Yeah, like like you could be content
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with that. But I'm just like, I mean, like, I get
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it if it depends on how you're trying to live. But I'm not gonna
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I'm not if I get like a good check, right, I'm not gonna
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just be like, hey, I'm let me stay at the Marriott. Oh
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yeah. But see the thing, it's like, how okay, what's a
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good what's a big check? I mean, if I get one hundred thousand,
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I'm You're staying at the Marryott from here on out. No, but
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at least for the first week or the first Monk has got to change a
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little bit. Hes he loves hotels more than hookers. I'd love hotels like
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I don't know what it's deal is, but like he really loves hotels.
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Xavier, you've been to the bill more No, it's just staying there one
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day. Yeah, like I've been. I didn't start take you to fancy
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hotels until like my business started doing well. Like what's like a fancy hotel
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to you guys? Like this one? Like like the Marriott is connected to
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the rich Carlton Yeah like chain you said, r Yeah, the Marriotts of
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Disney. That one was really nice. I stayed at Okay, so youse,
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guys are staying at legitimately nice. Oh but I hit I hit the
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pool and I get the Continental Prekfast. I'm that guy dog. I'm that
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guy dog. I don't care how hung over wrong, I don't do all.
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I'm with the chick and I'm like, I'll be right back you want.
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I've been to like the like the like the the you know, the
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motels you just need a bed and like or the hotels. Because Vegas you
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can stay in a hotel, but it's still a Grammy hotel. It's gross.
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Yeah, you know what I mean. It's gross and you're like,
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all right, there's a lobby, but this carpet's been your cis Sinatra's died,
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you know, Like, yeah, have you guys seen videos of the
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Rio, remember that ship back in the day, that that ship is the
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Yo it's like a honted house. Yeah, videos TikTok and people going like,
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yo, why is this Chinese restaurant just closed in the middle of the
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real Like that's a bandoned dog. They've a bandoned the hotel. You can
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stay that for like six dollars a night, though, from what I understand,
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it's crazy and and for some reasons, I think the musician guys are
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still doing shows there. Yeah, yeah, they're still doing it because I
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mean they still contract. It's not your fault that your hotel is dilapidated and
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shit. But I mean there's the thing I think, eventually, as if
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success happens, you know what I mean, like, I will you know,
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at least splurs on something like something better than something with a lobby,
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because where are you Where are you at of your in your comedic career?
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Like are you what year? I'm in? Thirteen? Thirteen year? Yeah?
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I heard that, like you know from like people like Felipe Esparza,
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uh you know, or like other Latinos that you know you'll hear that it's
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like, you know, it doesn't really start hitting like you know, or
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like Joey Diaz would be like after ten years you start seeing some growth come
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out of there. Is that true? Because he's like one of the few
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of that. I'm like, all right, you're right there. At after
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ten yeah, man, I feel like you start to get more comfortable in
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the voice that you're trying to convey, you know what I mean, Like
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this is how I speak, and this is how comfortably I speak, and
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then this people like, oh, like when they talk about my stand up,
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they're like, are you just like talking to us, Like like I
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just do stand up? Like I'm talking to people out of part I've seen
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you do stand up and you give me a lot of like Ralphie may vibes
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where like you know, like like because you're not just because you're tone of
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voice, but it's like it's like what up, Like you know what I
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mean? When he was also one of the inspirations, to be honest,
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like he was a bigger guy when I first started comedy. I was like
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four twenty, you were bigger figger. I was bigger. I got a
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lot of loose sms. Still big, but like to ninety's but it's still
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big. You know, no, no, no, you deserve. But
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that's the road. But people think that, like, oh, how'd you
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do it? It's like, bro, it's like comedy is the marathon.
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So you have your things of depression where I would do drugs, I would
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gamble and I would not eat just because because you still you you're I was
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like, all right, I'm gonna go on a diet, but then like
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your impulses go somewhere else, like towards fucking coke or towards that gambling though.
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You know. So it's pretty easy to lose weight if you just fuck
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can focus on other addictions. Like when when remember when the trade shows were
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all popping off and all the week shows were going on everywhere. We'd have
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to go to Vegas and stuff, and we'd be like four days of Samberdino,
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then we're driving out to Vegas another five days. They're just like straight
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out all these all these events. I'd be like, oh, this is
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a perfect week for me to lose weight. Let me get I gotta be
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like, let me get two eight balls and oh yeah, and I'd be
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like and then I'm coming back home and feeling like shit, and I'm like,
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I gotta sexy so much money, like yeah, you're you're just like
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but then you you're like, wow, my bill went to the fourth hole
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today. Look at slim, Yeah, look at like yeah, it's it's
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crazy, bro, Like you come back to me, like I got a
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way too skinny, Like I just went to a bender, like when I
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went to DC and I came back, Huh. I looked at my mirror
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and I felt I felt like a zombie. Oh you guys come back and
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you guys feel like yeah, because weren't because I'm not fat. Falls though.
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It's like they'll be eating on top of doing the drugs. And I
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was like, man, you got you gotta pick one or the dogs.
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Yeah, I've tried. I've tried eating, like you know, I remember
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what like this is what I remember. The first time I learned when I
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couldn't eat on cocaine was when I was like, I want to stop by
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this taco stand because it's second nature to me. But as soon as I
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beat that first uh, this first pineapple taco with the fucking you know,
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with the postole in the pineapple. I was like, because the drip went
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down with it. Yeah, now the chili drip, You're like, no
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chili drip, gross. No. But I've be seeing fulls, like bigger
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pools, just eat like a whole jacket, the buck whatever, burger and
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fries and ship, and they're like, all right, let's set it up
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and set you grew up over there. But like like that Fresnol area,
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right, yeah, it's it's stocked in so it's the two o nine,
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Okay, it's yeah, it's all, but it's all fucking farmland. It's
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all. It's a pretty big town, man, but it's all straight up
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windmills. Yeah yeah, cherries and strawberries. So it's like but it's also
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heavily gang affiliated to ye. But I bought it up. I brought it
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up because I'm assuming you hung. You hung round a lot of big fools
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they poke, right, yeah, yeah, they just because in Fresno,
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man, I mean they got the taco stand up. I mean it's Mexican
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is fuck bass like Fresno like food sticking a lot of pride in their barbecue
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and ship. Yeah yeah, I mean there's there's a lot of pride in
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like Mexican food, like our Mexican foods better than their Mexican food. And
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then I used to agree, I'll be out there, but like, yeah,
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I agree, but like, no, the more south you get,
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the better the Mexican food gets. So it's like, what are you talking
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about? You know what I mean? You ever, like I feel like
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burritos and cocaine are the same. It's like the more north it gets,
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the more stepped on it gets, you know, like, yeah, why
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does it have so much filler in it? This is Yeah, it's true
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though, man, because like well, like you know, after like you
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head towards the Midwest, like burritos and tacos are not a talk in the
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table man, you know what I mean right there? Yeah, Like like
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once you start fucking getting text mex you're like, I'm not, I'm too
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far from home. We're about to stop seeing that we're tacoing them and you
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And when you said by filler, I'm like, filler, like adding fucking
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fries to a burrito. We don't need no more of that, ships,
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more cars that straight filler. You're just adding filler. Yeah, but like
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but isn't that's a San Diego thing. They love doing the California style burrito.
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Yeah, but that's that I started that ship with. Like you guys
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remember that that fucking terrible cat uh at Albertos or Albertos or whatever. Oh
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that food change is like historic and ship. But it's horrible. It's bad.
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Yes, it's dude. I've always thought that people are like, you
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gotta go to Albertos. It's the first, Like I don't broo up your
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kids because you're fucked up. Yeah, yeah, it's yeah. So that's
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when potatoes and inside of a burritos like this is fantastic. Oh that they
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were the first ones that came with. I'm just saying that's that's they're that's
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one of their popular britos, California style. And but that's like that's when
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you're all fucked up. You're like this is bad. But I'm it's twenty
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four, you know what I mean, it's three am, and I'm fucked
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up. Like now the good like the good taco places. Bro, It's
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like yo, no man, because it's like how many times you've been robbed?
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Right? Yeah? Bro, Like it just gonna be like has Alex
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and number I don't feature. You guys, all right, you foods are
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popping dog like, because like ain't no, ain't no, like non successful
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taco places getting robbed, you know what I mean, because like from a
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criminals point, like putting yourself at the criminals point, if you're like,
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why would you stake out of TACOLSI and be like, first of all,
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I'd be like, all right, I will buy some tacolos first, just
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so I can see first hand out busy it is. And then you scoping
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out, You're like, damn, they've been busy for three hours, you
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know what I mean, Like you gotta hit like I just that's I'm just
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trying to think, like how it's one of the worst, not one of
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the worst, crist plays one of the worst and petty crimes you can do.
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You're you're you're you're robbing from an asside, which is like I'm like,
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yeah, it's like the worst, but I'm just like yeah, I'm
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like, you know, at least you know the food is good. We're
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gonna see you not all got a piece of shit mentality, dog, you
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not got a piece of ship mentality. How long does someone stage them getting
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robbed like a vendor like a vendor of staging and recording it, sending it
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to First far God for a straight buyout. Dude, you get buied out?
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Like how much how much money you think about ends up costing these fools?
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They go harder and we haven't seen the last time. Like we like,
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if we ever see Cairo Robin a Taco's dad, you know, somebody
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paid him to do it. Yeah, Like we're like, you know he
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do it, he's thirsty. That's all that comes up in my algorithm.
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It's like taco stands that get robbed, yeah, you know, and then
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it's like they make a race thing like this black fools, fucking rob I
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was like, I don't know, man, all right, you know when
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you first open your Instagram, what does your Instagram hit you with? Bro?
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I've been noticing that my Instagram likes to see me like get teary eye
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in the morning. Bro. Yeah bro, So like I've noticed for the
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last four days. Right, I'll wake up and I'll brush my teeth.
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I'm like, let me see what's cracking on Instagram. See when I posted
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good or whatever it is, and then like you'll see it'll be the feed
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and be like I rescued this cat. And yeah, and then if you
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see the timeline, I'm like a pitch. It's like a fucking love this
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cat. Like like it gets me. They give me some tear jerkers in
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the morning. Bro, do you get animals in your algorithm? I don't
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feel like does everybody get animals in that? Yeah? Are you an animal
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person? That? I get it? I get the same s I get.
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I get fat girls, I get animals, and I get food.
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Those are the three things. Yeah, I get food, animals, and
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and then like well I get like like like shit that I like from my
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childhood. Then I'm like reliving now. So it's like it'll be like Disney
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Pokemon or some shit. And I'm just like you can buy this, so
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it's there. They're constantly selling me shit. Yeah, but I'm like they
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hit me different, Like I feel like they know when and listen. Now.
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For some reason, I feel like the whole thing of making me get
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a tear jerky in the morning gets like they're just tenderizing the meat, bro.
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Like you know, they're like, yo, he ain't gonna be tough.
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You know it's coming. I fucking that's the fucking catstute I fucking feel
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bad for a dude, And then I look at my cat and I'm like,
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I love you, dude. You want something immediate in the morning.
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We can't even let ourselves process. We immediately turn on our phone and go,
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oh fuck, I'm sad, you know what I mean? Like that,
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No, it's just I do the same shit like immediately, Like it
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would be like a it'd be like a girl and a thong, and I'm
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like, fuck, I'm just like nine, I got a corner. Yeah,
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You're like, why am I so horny at nine am? Like the
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algorithm? You're like, woke up like this on threads? Yeah, I
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know, but it's a yeah, it's it's that ship has a lot of
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control. Sometimes I feel that I congratulate myself when I don't fucking fall into
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the trap right away, and like I had to do times. I do
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things that I'm like, not people will do back in the day. But
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I'm like, maybe I find time to think the creator or some shit,
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and I'm like, yo, I don't know. I woke up today.
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It feels good. Oh shit, let me look at the sky. It's
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still blue, you know what I mean, Like, yeah, be grateful.
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It's fantastic. I'm not really that like religious normal, That's what I'm
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saying. But yeah, but had to say to not sit down and say,
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hey, thanks for this day, like I'm not dead today. Do
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let me just appreciate this shit. Yeah, because I mean grow up in
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particular parts of wherever you grew up, it can be difficult. You can
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have some people that didn't come up with you, you know, that are
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gone, so like you appreciate being here. I'm thankful. Yeah I did
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that. I forgot. I didn't forget to charge my phone last night,
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Like when that a hundred? Tell me you're not happy when you wake up
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and your phone's got a hundred and you're like, I want to ship but
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fall asleep. That's not highest fucking I still charge my phone. The anxiety
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of waking up and it's at thirty seven percent, you're like, mouth off,
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fucker, why didn't it charge? I got a full day? Yeah,
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especially you shit to do it. Then you're like you want to look
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through it so you don't even let it charge. Fuck you gotta have.
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You gotta just have your own thoughts, like fuck yahn when he done charge
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and that long cable you have doesn't charge it. It just keeps it alive.
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Dog, It just keeps it alive. Not the official cable no more.
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That's a short dog. Have the best. You gotta get affordable chargers.
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You gotta get important. You gotta get those like ring ones all yeah,
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those ringles are tied, dude, like those ring ones that just attested
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the battery. Just yeah, don't use the gas station chargers for you.
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That's a little scam, Dude. That's a whole scam day Indian guys got
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going on. That's what I'm saying. Keep that whole charger scam is something
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the Indians got going on seven eleven. Bro. They bro, they are
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in all this. They're in on this, dude. Like, I like,
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I guarantee it, bro, Because whenever you go down the gartment district,
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Bro, Like there's like one or two places, Like when you're walking
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down and you're going to the smoke shop and I'm going district the garment of
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the smoke shop garment. So like there's like smoke shop and I'm going to
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get like my pack of papers or whatever I'm gonna go get. There's always
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this one fucking shop that has all these fucking chargers and all these fucking these
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like car charges, and I'm like, who's buying these? Like, like,
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who's stalking up on these? I'm like, you, we know they're
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bad. You're buying them from downtown for like twenty cents of fucking piece or
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two cents of piece. And I'm like, I look at them, and
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then I took a picture of it before, like I was like, hey,
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man, I was like, and I asked my friend. I was
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like, hey, who comes and buys these? He's like seven to eleven
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convenience stores. Bro, they buy them weekly. And it's like a whole
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scam, Like you think, don't even make them different colors, Like there's
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different shades of white for the white chargers to try to convinced you would be
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like, this is the newest one and it says for iPhone fourteen. But
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it's all the same shit. Bro, It's a fucking scam. But that's
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how strong the phone is that we need it, mat We like, if
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you forget your charger at home, You're like, I just need something that
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will keep it alive until I get home, you know what I mean,
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That's all I need. That sounds like very drug addicage, Like just I
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just need a little bump till the drug get hits part. Never throw that
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fucking cable away. Nah, you know, keeping the little hal They're like
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piece of shake cables that I like. I cut them the moment, the
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moment they're bad, I just cut them just so throw them. Yeah,
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I cut them because the cut out excess in your life. I mean,
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I make the effort. Damn. He tell them what you do have,
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Like, dude, that's the time. That's when like when you remind me
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that you're just at the grocery store and you see kick kats and you just
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grab them and squeeze them. That comes from that. No, it doesn't
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remind me the same. Yeah, he do like that. And punching the
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bread and the bread is like I just like and like, I think it's
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funny if you get to see someone's reaction to buying one. He's like,
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I don't even care. Honestly, if I saw some dude just fucking wreck
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a piece of bread, I'd be dead on the gun. See, I
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wish he was at the store when I was at the store. Bro,
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he'd appreciate my work. He literally it's so mean and random out of nowhere.
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That's and it's like I'll look for like the buttermilk expensive bread that's like
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eight dollars or some shit like. So I'm just like, oh man,
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somebody, some Italian guys gonna be pissed. So like I'll get the bread
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I want to get it, and then I'll just get like a one two
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punch but like accordion punch so it likes flattened, and then just leave it
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there because there's no consequence. We're gonna do ta you to leave? Yeah,
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okay. And his logic is no, it's some discount for the poor
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people. I'm like, yo, that will get moved over to the discount.
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That little rack with the expired fruit pies, it'll have a special label
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said punch bread or that's just gonna end up like they're gonna cut in his
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slice give it to to the homeless with the grits they donated the morning.
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You ever been to the homeless shelter I've worked at once. I walked by
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the one in Hollywood all the time that just smells like grits and butter.
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Oh no, it smells like shit. And for the kitchen I worked at
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the kid like Ford, Like I'm out Hollywood boulevard. Okay, it's not
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nice. Yeah, Like I remember, like I had to do that shit
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for community service, and I just remember I was like, man, I
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was like, where you guys getting this food? Because they would look through
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the like the food and it's like grocery stores, right, so it's like
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stuff that they would kind of get rid of, but they would just like
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donate it. And then they'd be like if you just see a fucked up
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piece of bread, just throw it away and get to get all the good
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ones. And I'm just like, oh, Shita, no, no,
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eat the fucked up piece of bread. But it's just like it's fucking crazy,
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bro, Like my people are out there fucking smoking off knives. Dude,
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you don't think you know hot knives or hot knife method. You think
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they give a fuck about smash bread, they'll eat it. You think there's
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such a thing as like fine fine meth. Yeah, like like where it's
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like you know how there's like top og like you know, like with og,
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like you know with weed, and then there's like shitty weed. You
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think it's like that because you know with coke, we've tried it. Like
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you're like, oh damn, Laba is a whole of the level where then
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you're just like you never seen breaking bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But I'm saying he's like, there's gotta be there, ye, like who
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needs to be I'm not saying like, I'm not saying where do you buy
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that? But I'm just wondering. I'm like, I'm like, how the
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fuck does that? That fancy crackhead? It's like, Yo, no,
19:21
I only smoke blue. I guarantee you like, even though you like even
19:23
though breaking back to obviously like a serious I guarantee there's a sign like there's
19:27
a chemist out there that likes crack. Yeah, and he made his own
19:32
crack as pure as it could be. I don't know how pure. I
19:34
don't know if we're talking like that stupid what is it? That blue,
19:37
blue blue, whatever he called it, But I guarantee you in this world
19:40
there's a couple of chemists out there that really love crack and they make throne.
19:44
If we knew a chemist and he was like, yo, no,
19:47
no, no, no, I'm not saying the crack. I'm saying like,
19:52
he's like, yo, I know you've thought about liquid cocaine, but
19:55
I think I have the concoction. I'm like, how good is it?
19:59
Are you gonna do it? Like, would you try I'll be honest though,
20:02
like if this hasn't done it? Liquid coke, Yeah, no,
20:04
that's the one version. I never tried it. Crazy, like I've never
20:07
had that one. Yeah, someone had it in a vising like a little
20:11
like the afrom bottle. And then he was like was his name Stone?
20:15
Rob? Was his name Rob? Uh? No, he just had an
20:22
advising bottle a couple of years ahead. I was just like, I was
20:25
like, all right, and I did it, and I was like clean,
20:27
Yeah, you have no drip from when I heard it was nice,
20:30
yeah, pure. But ever since then, it's like I feel like the
20:36
ever since I did that, it sucked me up for the quality that I've
20:38
been receiving, you know. Yeah, Like I feel like once you get
20:41
if you if you get to the upper levels of like the drugs, like
20:45
are the drug options you can't go back? Yeah, Like it's like you
20:51
really can. It's like you start searching, and I feel like that's how
20:53
these foods end up on the street. Like I feel like a lot of
20:56
these foods that are in the street, they probably give him like some good
20:59
aass crack good ass heroin in the beginning, right, Yeah, but then
21:02
the whole point is like they treat they treat him like the charger. You're
21:03
gonna come back and get with just the cheeses, yeah, bro, like
21:07
they yeah, they they've come back though. We've had some fire ass doctor
21:14
Greenham ship, and what I have now is not that shit. I've gone
21:18
back a little bit. And your girlfriend's not gonna give you bad weed either.
21:21
Oh yeah yeah, but it's not like at least give me some good
21:25
like some so okay, like you know what I'm saying. But it's it's
21:27
different. It's like you going back to smoking like I would. I don't
21:30
think I could ever smoke when I started out smoking, like when you start
21:33
out smoking, like I would buy shake food because that was enough for me.
21:37
Yeah yeah, because like you would go, I was eighteen years old
21:40
and I'm like I get my license. I'm like, oh I was twenty
21:41
eight but whatever. I mean, you had a piece up and we're all
21:45
piecing up on the shake, you know what I mean? Yeah? Yeah,
21:48
yeah, you I meant something. At one point, bro, I
21:49
was I was chain smoking, so I was like, I'm not gonna buy
21:52
top shit if I'm gonna smoke joint after joint after joint, So I'd buy
21:56
mid level shit to smoke all day. And he started, I start to
22:00
get like, start wanting to throw some coking there that that's pretty good too.
22:06
Yeah. No, I mean if you start wanting to throw extra greedies
22:07
and there, you're like, let me have some keith to this not so
22:10
good weed, or let me smoke better. Yeah, that's what that's what
22:12
it happens. I tried that ship too. I was like, yeah,
22:15
I just chase woke on away. And then after I tried doing that,
22:18
I was like, just buy the pound, dude, Like you have enough
22:22
friends where you could sell him something making way your bag. I was like,
22:25
just buy the fucking pound. I've never been that guy to go out
22:29
on a pound. I always been the guy was like, I'll buy eighth
22:30
off you when you want to, Yeah, when you get the pound,
22:33
and he's like, I'll get an eighth off. I'm usually that dude.
22:36
You never try to sell the drugs, No, I feel like it's a
22:38
lot of effort. You gotta like have to you gotta have the want to
22:42
have the business for you know, foresight to want to do that shit.
22:45
I've never tried to sold drugs either. I've bought, like I bought like
22:49
a good amount, but no, no, no no. I bought like
22:52
like before, I bought like an ounce, but like it was basically to
22:56
get it and then I already knew my homie wanted like half of it,
23:00
and then I was gonna get rid of it like that. But I've never
23:03
bought like on the purpose to sell. Where I was like where I was
23:06
at the lick, where I was at the smoke shop buying baggies, Yeah,
23:08
like that was never me. I already knew if I was out here,
23:11
come pick it up. I already picked it up. I tried it
23:12
like a few times where I was like Migram, yeah, I remember.
23:17
And it was like unintentionally too, because like one time I had hooked up
23:21
somebody with like you know, I had hooked up a homie who was like
23:23
whols into that business with like a good connect, and I know he made
23:27
a lot of money because he gave me like some money and he gave me
23:30
an ounce of coke, like like he just gave it to me. He
23:33
was like, I don't know what you're gonna do with this, but this
23:34
is a thank you for like the person you hooked me up. But then
23:37
I was like, all right, so I just started doing it like I
23:40
just but then I was like, I can't possibly just keep doing it?
23:44
You can't really good? Yeah you really, yeah you can. But I
23:48
was like, I was like, I go get some baggies. No,
23:51
don't fucking starts selling it and then yeah, and then I fucking tried it,
23:53
and it's bro, you like, that's the most when you're selling drugs,
23:59
you have to be. That's the most dedicated salesman of all salesman right
24:03
there. Bro, Yeah, because you really got to be on top of
24:04
your clientele because at any moment you could lose him, and that ship matters,
24:07
and that means you're not making That's why that's why we hate urban.
24:11
How are you not available at two on Friday night? He's handicapped? How
24:18
are you not fucking available? That's your prime time? That's like a stripper
24:21
thing. I don't work at a on Friday night. You've got him retarded,
24:23
Jardan, tell him you got to retarded. Retarded like he has purple
24:26
palsy and he can't wipe his ass and he smells like shit dogs, Like
24:30
the only way to hang around with them is to do cocaine. Are you
24:33
fucking for real? Lexavier? When that's fucking magic. We've been trying to
24:37
call him. Last time he didn't pick up. I called him. He
24:41
told me this story. Then Bill called him. He told him another story.
24:44
So he's a liar. I thought you were claim I thought you were
24:47
quaintan I do cocaine like how our ancestors do it, Like I'll buy at
24:53
eight ball, but then like only I'll only do like two bumps, like
24:57
all right, that's enough, like two beers to years worth of coke,
25:00
you know, and I'll keep that ship for like two months, like you
25:03
still got that coke? Yeah, that's how. That's how I used to
25:06
be. Bro, Like I remember before, Like I'm like, oh man,
25:08
because I've been you know, I haven't done it in a while,
25:11
bro, Like this, what's the last time I went the MLS Cup?
25:15
November? No? No? Yeah, So it's I'm hoping to get to
25:18
November like without fucking around, you know what I mean. And it's it's
25:23
it's hard, but because I don't know, I stopped because I'm like,
25:27
it stopped. It stopped being one of those things where I was like,
25:30
I'll just do two bumps to finish doing this yard work. Yeah. Yeah,
25:33
like you know how like are people using your mechanic? Yeah, or
25:37
like the mechanic and then you just end up doing it the whole time,
25:40
like I need another one and another one and then yeah yeah, and then
25:45
and then sure, and then you're then you're then you're trying to go to
25:48
sleep and because you have the reasoning in your head and then you're texting everybody.
25:52
You're like you're like trying to get like trying to get laid and ship
25:55
and you're like, nah, man, it's not I do it like how
25:57
my like I got married to a white woman. I do like when my
26:00
wife makes a cake, like this is gonna be naughty tonight, you know
26:02
what I mean? Like I just keep it in the cupboard. Yeah,
26:06
I do. Every now and then, like a friend will come over like
26:07
yeah, they're like, yeah, like champagne, you want to get some
26:11
champagne. And then people go, yeah, let's get a little champagne.
26:15
I would like that. I will tell fools, no, they'll go,
26:18
oh, come out, that's enough tonight. We don't got to do anything.
26:22
I'm like that. I believe he's believe it or not, he's gonna
26:25
be like you want, you want. Yeah, he had a big mount
26:30
Everest and I'm like, four, I'm a skinny put back more and then
26:33
you'll put a little bit back and I'm like, I said, pull back
26:36
more, and he's like, you're such a bitch. Yeah, he's one
26:37
of the give me a sack. But then again, maybe maybe that's probably
26:41
the reason why I had to stop. Bro. You guys were hard.
26:44
Yeah, you side or sometimes when y'll party'all party party because I mean
26:48
the fucking wheels fall off type of sh and I'm like, yeah, one
26:51
loves dolls. There's literally no beer dolls. That's it. You have it.
26:56
Yeah, I guess you got no. But that's that's what working them
26:59
on squad And there's no beer left to me. I can't party with no
27:02
beer left. Ya see an alcohol? Straight up? I don't drink.
27:07
Oh you do coke with with no liquor. If you're crazy like Jason Rouse,
27:11
Dad, Damn, that's a savage for sure. Drip without liquor.
27:15
You smoke cigarettes, so damn you're that's that's king a dog because look food
27:23
like, well you do coke. Uh wait, fucking so so sorry.
27:30
I've never done coke, just so you know. So I don't know shit
27:33
about liquor and no fucking cigarette, what's up with all? But normally it's
27:37
it's it's if you're gonna party, let's say coke, you're really down with
27:41
it. If you just did the coke, and that's it. That's all
27:44
I don't. I don't like, I don't smoke cigarettes. I don't drink
27:45
alcohol. I smoke weed. And as sometimes you know, I go,
27:48
I go skiing, you know, I call it going skiing. Uh,
27:52
that's it, bro Like. It's because it's honestly that if I wasn't so
27:56
fat, that would be my shit, dog, i'ld be worse. It's
27:59
crazy when you're fat, bro like, because you're like my heart. I
28:03
know there's some bigger fools I'm like, but it's just like I said,
28:07
man, it's like, I'm gonna try to lose this weight. Obviously chill
28:10
off doing it, but it's like it's nice, it's my favorite thing,
28:15
and you're still on the on your on the on the mission to lose more
28:18
weight. Right. Yeah. Bro. It's hard though, man, because
28:19
especially being a comedian. I mean, we're gonna use this as excuses the
28:22
whole time, but we have our I have impulse control. So I'll be
28:26
out. I'll be at the comedy store. They're like, oh, we
28:27
got pizza, we got fucking cake, And instead of going like nah,
28:30
I'm on fucking high, like that's nice right now, you know. I
28:34
mean, the best you can do is a chicken a chicken sees or salad
28:37
with yeah with tenners, and like it's still like it's still yeah. Like
28:41
like if you go, if you don't caught a comedy club, that's the
28:42
best you can I would order that salad and still get the hot wings like
28:48
yeah, bro, Like I'd be like when it comes, but like you're
28:52
ready for the bill, let me get the hot yeah yeah. The impulse
28:56
by real quick, I'm almost done. Impulse eating is a real thing,
29:00
Exavier like fat fools deal with that shit. I deal with that ship,
29:02
bro. Like So like yesterday I went to go I don't know, I've
29:07
been a head and going heavy on Facebook marketplace. So I've been beating up,
29:10
driving different places, just buying stuff to flip. And every time I
29:12
fucking go out, like I gotta stop myself like last night, I'm like
29:15
it's already eight, you know me, I try to try to not eat
29:18
after eat just because I'm like, cut it off, bro, just have
29:21
some kind of control. And I've seen the Carl's Junior ad for the fucking
29:23
Shake and I'm still funny to be vulnerable, and that's like I'm just like
29:27
I really had to tell myself like, fuck, bro, I really have
29:32
to fight my head to tell you, like, don't go, don't do
29:34
it, don't do it. I drank the water thing was in the car,
29:37
like this should filled me up. Nope, I'll still wanted to stop
29:40
buying for that shake. I did it, but I was just like but
29:44
I was just like when I got home, I was still like I wanted
29:48
that fucking shake, bro, Like and let me tell me that ain't crack.
29:52
It is crack, dude, that ship is fucked up. Like you
29:55
don't feel like that about food, Exavier. I love That's how okay it's
30:00
for me the way you just describe me. I love that, but not
30:03
like that it's fun like I like it a lot. Who like who doesn't
30:06
love food? But for me to be there like like shaking, like kind
30:08
of like drinking water so I don't have to stop by getting milkshake. Y'all
30:11
tripping Like I drink water when I'm thirsty, not because I have you had
30:15
a milk shake. Those you're like like, like, just think about it
30:18
for a second. That ship isn't experienced. Dog likes It's fine. I
30:22
wish I felt like you felt. Yeah, he does, though he tells
30:26
me sometimes he's like, I really do wish that I got certain joy of
30:30
certain things from from like the way the way I get about certain things.
30:34
Because he doesn't what do you have hold on? What do you have?
30:38
Like? Obviously he's like, looks I love. I love drinking the way
30:44
I know you love beer. Liquor liquor is different, Like you'll be be
30:48
the way I love but I love Yeah, you too, That's what my
30:52
mom grew up. But what I mean, like, you know how I
30:56
know that because if I go to a restaurant, I'd rather always take pay
31:00
the tab the liquor tab. I don't mind paying a fat liquor tab.
31:03
But even when I get food, I'm like, wo, how much was
31:04
that? Damn? And for liquor, I don't care. I can get
31:11
really around the shots a patrolling. They can all be twenty five bucks and
31:15
it'll be six of us or something of us, and I'm like, yeah,
31:18
it is what it is. Dog. I don't know if I think
31:19
you love the show en off part more than the liquor bro, because because
31:22
I love liquor too, Bro. But like I I love it so much
31:26
that I don't feel the need to pay twenty five shots to sneak at inter
31:27
vidues, Like I'm not gonna front, like if I get money, I'm
31:30
gonna show off with where we eat, you know what I mean? Yeah,
31:34
Like if if this signature cocktails, I'm showing off. I'm having all
31:38
that is kind of that's like the fat guy moved to do, Bro,
31:41
Like that's what I do. When I remember when I had like a really
31:44
good fucking like just depositive shit in my account, I was like, damn
31:48
man, we never thought we was gonna make good money like this. I
31:49
remember I bought every cocktail the many you dog like. It wasn't a lot,
31:53
it was like twelve, but I was like, fuck, I did
31:57
that, and it was it was it was expensive, but but it's like
32:00
I get it, Like do get his impulse if I get to tell my
32:04
girl, like whatever you want, and I don't even look at the menu,
32:07
like this is nice right here, girl, whatever you want on that
32:08
menu, get an appetizer. Are you married? Yeah? Yeah, married?
32:15
Bro, how you've been married? Congratulations? Thank you bro? Having
32:17
three years. I've been with there for six. Yeah, okay, damn.
32:21
She's she's great, man. She's a good comedy wife. She's a
32:23
good wife in general. But she's she's down, That's what. That's the
32:27
thing. It's like you gotta be out hell yeah, up pipping up for
32:30
him and they do. Sorry, I was rolling to joint. I wanted
32:32
to join him. Sometimes you do cocaine. It's fine, you know,
32:36
Like Okay, I mean I'm not never hung out with either of your guys
32:39
wife's obviously, but you and Frank Frank was Steel's wife's a good comedy wife.
32:44
Like the way the way he talks about her. Yeah, she lets
32:45
him go a party, she has some like he'll be says, she doesn't
32:50
tell me nothing. Yeah, And I'm like, sometimes you need that because
32:52
I didn't need to link up with Frank, Like we got to get him
32:54
together, like how like dogs meet, you know, we gotta get to
33:00
me. I have some kind of commons. Yeah no, but well,
33:04
I mean, believe it or not, like Bert Chreiser and like other comics,
33:07
wives hanging out. God damn it, can't we go one podcast?
33:09
Oh that guy love, that's just fucking that's his fucking daddy right there.
33:14
I saw him last night. He was, he was, He did a
33:15
pop in at the original room in the store. Take his shirt off,
33:20
yep, come on, come on. And I love when a white I
33:23
can just take his shirt off and make the crack with crits because I never
33:25
could do that. If I took my shirt off, these schools would be
33:28
like chipped back on Chipping the fat dude, the fat dude that drinks the
33:32
bat guys, and Chipping reminds me like my uncle. He really reminds me
33:36
like my uncle's dog. My uncle's taking my uncle. Literally, they'll be
33:40
drinking and your family though, man like not for nothing. I haven't really
33:45
met them like that. But it's like when you describe stir the shit,
33:47
I was like, oh, this is a genetic thing, like the maniac
33:50
uncle shit like one of his uncle steals panties one of his other uncle's fucking
33:54
like got caught with a hooker. The other uncle fucking like yeah, yeah,
33:59
like and then he tells me another thing today, like the fun he's
34:02
a real you know. And then he tells me his other thing today because
34:05
he has a very he has a common thing where I'm like, we'll go
34:07
to events. We'll be like, hey, we're gonna go film an anime
34:09
expot for this blog. Can you get a ticket? So, yeah,
34:12
I got it, buys a fake ticket, gets scam. We'll go to
34:14
another event. Yeah, so a fake ticket in today's day and age,
34:17
and then today and today he tells me he was like, oh, this
34:20
reminds me of this one time. He's like, me and my uncle's and
34:23
my whole family went to the soccer game and we all got scammed. I
34:27
was like, oh, so this is a genetic thing, bro, Like
34:29
how do you get you just don't know how to buy tickets? Like,
34:31
what's wrong with you guys? Did you buy it? Though? That's my
34:34
question? Tell tell him about the so I was telling him because he was
34:37
talking about the Taylor Swift concert. Yeah, we're talking about how like that
34:40
she got sold out? Like we're talking about like how child to her?
34:44
Like selling us? You got Like, hey, if you're voting her,
34:46
you're for like, like, if we're finishing gets side right, You're fine,
34:51
you're taking that risk. We're talking about that and how well sold out,
34:53
and he was telling me how there's people outside the venue hearing her,
34:57
just saying from outside, like crazy people. I yeah. So then for
35:00
some reason he reminded me of the story of back in the day, like
35:05
in the two thousand Mexico for these versus the United States played here in the
35:09
United States. My parents were like, I was into soccer so much,
35:12
but I was like, kid a seat. I was like, malmos so
35:14
week guy. I was on my deals. It's like six, like eight
35:15
six, eight of a seven, and we go with no tickets, but
35:19
we were like we'll get them there. We show up and we're like looking
35:22
for scalpers and we fucking find some. Look at that camera, yeah,
35:25
basically yeah. And then my dad we finally find these black guys and I
35:30
remember their black. My dad was like, man, that's why I hate
35:31
black guys. Typical like typical, like nineties like parents across the border.
35:36
He's never talked to a black guy ever. And then the first time he
35:38
gets done dirty by a black guy, so to him, that's his impression
35:42
for life. Yeah, how they are. Yeah, but then I'm like
35:46
that, like, so he just he fucked up. It's your fault.
35:50
So we're there and they find these they find these these I think they were
35:53
black guys, and I was like tickets, and they're like, there's like
35:57
a like a barrier, a language barrier. I mean, they did tell
36:00
my dad, but there was language barrier for But the point is we bought
36:02
these tickets. They looked legit. Everybody my uncle looked at him, everybody
36:06
looked at him. They bought him fight for a hefty price because it was
36:08
sold out. Well, we found out these fucking tickets were to watch them
36:14
at at a screen like a block down from the fucking stadium. Dog fuck.
36:19
My parents my uncles went back looking for these negros. They started saying,
36:22
though my yachting word like oh, piss dog, And I'm like yo,
36:25
And as a little kid, you can tell when shit gets escalated a
36:29
lot. I love how you said the word and then the word after,
36:31
yeah, because because because it's like it's a difference between the N word and
36:39
the N word. But yeah, they said the N word, yeah,
36:44
and they didn't even know what it really matter. But they didna axe it.
36:47
Oh yeah, I get see. If you told my dad, wouldn't
36:51
Matt, he'd be like, I just heard some my guys. I don't
36:53
know. It's a it's a beatle, right, No, the N word.
36:57
My dad was seen the word two okay, oh damn N word and
36:59
us and then oh yeah, because I was like, m works, no,
37:04
don't say it. The M word. M said it. That's allowed
37:07
right to right, that's not like I don't know, I don't I don't
37:12
know. I don't think it is. But whatever, like you see one
37:15
of those bugs, like the flying backs they are, and then like what
37:17
like you get in trouble if like you're a Mexican kid and you're like,
37:22
I don't think so you know what I mean. But if you direct that
37:28
hand towards another, like this person, you're like, come on, yeah,
37:31
that's true. But that's the thing. That's that's the immigrant coming to
37:38
this country and not really interacting with black people until they get here and then
37:43
they deal with specific set of people and then that's their first impression and then
37:46
like and like I just said, and the defense, there was a there
37:50
was a foreign there was a language. Maybe the guys the black I did
37:52
tell them, like, yo, dude, tell them. I'm giving them
37:57
the defense dog because I don't know. I was a little more. He
38:00
happened to having eight tickets and then you couldn't find them, you know,
38:02
he didn't tell them. Yeah, my parents were. They were looking for
38:06
these fools for like forty minutes. They missed the first half. But that
38:08
sucks because I feel like there's always going to be that racial divide between like
38:13
black people with Mexicans and that aspect sometimes, which it's it has everything to
38:16
do with misunderstandings and culture, you know what I mean, Like whether it
38:21
be a language barrier or whatever. That's how my dad. My dad was
38:22
almost the same way. It was like and it's like it is what it
38:25
is, but I'm not gonna correct you that. I'm not like that.
38:29
Yeah, that's the thing. You gotta have a different opinion, Like it's
38:31
like or you gotta like you gotta break that that that uh, that shit
38:36
that's trying. That's like a subconscious being passed down, you know what I
38:38
mean. Yeah, yeah, because it's like, man, like I can't
38:40
correct my grandma. She has a certain perception where I'm just like look,
38:44
man, I'm glad you were born in nineteen twenty five because, like,
38:45
you know, you just stay at home. Now. I was like,
38:50
I wouldn't want to be going to Target and you just say say certain things.
38:52
Not that she said shit like that, but I'm like, she'll be
38:55
watching the news and then like you know, like she's he a tacol stan
38:59
gety. Then I'm like, man, But also, bro, she was
39:00
going in nineteen twenty five, like maybe before toilets. Now she's at Target.
39:05
She's like, there's so many fucking colors. Yeah, like the lights
39:07
are so bright in here. I don't like any of these advertisements. I'm
39:09
scared. Yeah, she's about to turn on hundred hundred is scared of the
39:16
world right now. You can't blame them. Yeah, she stays at home.
39:22
Literally, the world comes to her whatever she's allowed to fucking see.
39:24
Dude, like scary. You remember you used to say the N word in
39:30
high school? I kind of like like you remember, but whatever I did.
39:34
I used to say, they're all listening to rap music. Thought it
39:37
was cool, and you know, what was the weirdest thing I say?
39:39
Sometimes when my mom's gonna say if you still say it? Sometimes it's like
39:43
there's a there's that gray area that like I'll say it to my neighbors sometimes
39:46
I'll be like, what's up, my nigga, and then like he'll he'll
39:49
give me some He'll give me some dab, and I'm like, he just
39:51
never really had a problem with it. But what I'm trying to say is
39:54
like, like it was that causual to me at one point and all my
39:58
friends and ship, Yeah, at one point, I'm I thought she could
40:00
say it. Yeah oh, And I was like, what the fuck?
40:04
Come on, No, no, no, you definitely can't. She like,
40:07
you're not cool mom. Yeah, she's like he says, and I'm
40:09
like, because you're not allowed to and she's like whoa, Like it's like
40:14
you said this says like dude, because I tell her it was like dude,
40:16
it's like come on, dude, come on, come on, Like
40:20
almost has comp She's like the next thing, you know, she's like and
40:27
I was like, what the fuck come up? And I was like,
40:30
you can't say it, and she's like, well, why did you tell
40:32
you grew up with it? You know what I mean, you grew you
40:35
grew up. And here's like that Mexico ta right, now he says it,
40:37
Yeah, but he grew up around the cultures around Yeah. That also
40:43
he's like, if people like be's saying it, come come correct me and
40:45
come let me know what. Then they are fifteen and ship, I was
40:47
like, you can say it, I'm pretty sure did she say? She
40:51
was like almost. She literally said that's the first time she said and I
40:55
was like, yeah, and she said it again. I was sorry.
40:59
He's like, come on, they were from Mexicans to stay at like your
41:01
bus stop. You try to say that the different bus stop, it might
41:04
not be as accepted. Yeah, even even then, like a lot of
41:08
the youngsters fucking say it. Yeah, yeah, I'm not. I feel
41:14
like the newer youngsters though, they're more like they're more integrated, bro,
41:17
Like like it's so, it's so it kind of became more instead of like
41:22
them kind of learning to respect it. In a sense, it just became
41:24
fully unaccepted because it's like, hey, we all hang out with black people,
41:28
know, Yeah, yeah, so you know what I mean, because
41:30
that's you see that, bro, the unity with the with the younger,
41:32
the younger motherfuckers. Bro, And I like these younger motherfuckers actually like the
41:37
youth I've been doing these through these shows at the Hollywood Improv for like these
41:43
I guess they do these teen tours, bro, and it's it's usually like
41:46
fourteen year old kids and I just it's just like white kids. But they
41:51
have no souls because of like the video games and ship they have no souls.
41:54
They're the ones on the on the modern warfare and all this. Yeah,
41:57
broa like they don't give a fuck about any thing. You try to
42:00
do jokes in front of him that like scream pedophile at you and shit.
42:04
Yeah. Yeah. There was an Asian comedian who went up after me and
42:07
he was like, uh, he was like, hey, that's some kids
42:10
screamed out. He's like the Asian dy was like, oh, I know,
42:13
I'm not Matt Rife. Some kids from the audience it's like it's matt
42:15
Rice called him matt Rice dogs so quick. I'm like, these fools are
42:22
heartless, and I'm like that's what we need kind of in the future.
42:25
It is heartless motherfuckers. I mean I mean in a sense, yeah,
42:30
but then some of these motherfuckers don't want to stop. I feel like you
42:34
know what I mean, like yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't have
42:36
a world full of Danny Mullins. You know what I mean, Like like
42:38
like I feel like I don't know. I watched that guy. He's like,
42:40
he's really entertaining. He's you know who Mullin is. I know who
42:44
he is, bro. He was He did that fucking low Rider convention.
42:47
Uh you guys, you better there's a low dark commenition back. He was
42:51
gonna like film content there. And then he was like, yeah, I
42:53
come film content with me. I didn't hunt. Oh when he dressed up,
42:55
right, he dressed up like a cholo and wait, yeah you were
42:59
Yeah I think it was. Yes, we were at the coffee shop.
43:02
I had no idea what the context was. He was like, oh,
43:05
they're not letting people and people are getting agitated. And I realized what he
43:07
was doing. I was like, oh, I gotta vet people better.
43:12
Yeah. No, I didn't know he was gonna do this, so I
43:14
was like, oh shit, ye on me. And then hopefully I was
43:17
like, hey, bro, I gotta go. I gotta get out of
43:20
here. And then I dipped, and I guess he's still went in the
43:22
convention, and I guess he got checked by some fools. He got checked.
43:24
Yeah, he got yeah, He's like, Yo, this shit he
43:29
funny man. He was like, this is a culture to some of the
43:30
fuckers, and all this shit gave him the whole spiel and just made him
43:35
feel like, you know, like I mean, I like dudes counted.
43:38
He's funny. It's funny. But like I was like looking at this ship
43:43
he was about to do, and I was like, I'm Mexican and this
43:45
is I'm not doing this shit. I thought we were gonna interview people.
43:50
I didn't know he was gonna act like I don't I don't know I'm a
43:52
star. Yeah, you didn't know he wasna go in there and try to
43:53
like coach really appropriate. I had no idea what the fuck. And when
43:57
he came, I was like, oh, this is bad. Yeah.
44:00
I'm like, just because you roll with with the Hispanic guy Leo with you
44:04
doesn't mean he get away with strata and shit like that. Because he rolls
44:07
with the co host too, the Cuban guy. Yeah. No, no,
44:09
yeah, they're they're both they're they're they're nice. Yeah, they're both
44:14
funny. It's like, you guys are asking to get beat up out here,
44:15
and it's crazy because this guy does this shit like he'll I think the
44:20
like one of the craziest ones I've seen was they have there was like a
44:23
woman's right rally and he shows up with his ex girlfriend and he like he
44:29
she made her look pregnant with with her fucking black eye, and like he's
44:34
like, she's here because she loves me. Fuck you guys, And he's
44:37
yelling at these chicks and then and then and then he and then he's like
44:40
he like he tells the you know, the girl that's with him, He's
44:44
like, don't look at me, tell him you love me. Tell him
44:46
that's how I love you, That's how I show you. And like she
44:49
has a fake black guy and the girls are all like, we're calling the
44:51
cops, and he's he's a crazy dude. But but he's also if he's
44:55
willing to do that, he's definitely willing to get beat up by cholos.
44:58
He's yeah, give a fun, Yeah for sure. I mean he's been
45:00
on skid Row, like literally like interviewing somebody's motherfucker's bro. I don't,
45:05
I don't, I mean I don't. I work close to skin Row,
45:08
and I've never thought, out of all my years of making content or just
45:12
working here. I've never thought, hey, let's go to skin Road and
45:15
make some content. Has you fucking weren't bum alleys all the time? Show
45:24
on the wall and which which I think is a great idea. It's a
45:29
great crazy idea. But I gotta get all the all the alleies that we
45:34
shot. Knowing your skin Row Okay, you imagine how crazy skin Row is.
45:39
Allies are quite the adventure though, man, just I mean, I
45:43
gotta give it up. The resident he used to review alleys, used to
45:45
just pick the nastiest alleys or just dandy alley. He's like, well,
45:50
up today, we're choosing this alley and we went all over the Yeah,
45:52
he's like there's a trash can here in case you throw something. And he's
45:55
like, we got a bum living here. And then he'll go up to
45:58
him and he'll be like up the cross street. Yeah, he'd be like,
46:00
well, how did you end up here? Man? And sometimes they'll
46:04
be like some crazy motherfucker that'll chase them out or something, or yeah,
46:08
it's just it's it's very random. And then he'll just they'll be like houses
46:13
and some of these alleys, some of these alleys that like there was gang
46:15
affiliated alleys just just Alley reviews it just for what, just for fun?
46:23
Yeah? Yeah, he was content content Like I have a food show called
46:28
High and Hungry. We review places, we get high and then we get
46:30
hungry, review places like I like that because I love food. Yeah,
46:34
but you can understand my question as to like Alleys, Yeah, That's what
46:37
I'm saying. I'm like, why are you, like, who's gonna want
46:43
to come here? What Alley's gonna sponsor this? What Alley's like? Yo,
46:46
I can't wait for you to come and review this? Like I'm pretty
46:50
sure we can make some fire ass content and like you could just like get
46:53
away with like giving some people drugs, not like fan or nothing like that,
46:57
but like you're like, hey, oh we found this bumb we found
46:59
this bumbz Alley, We're we're gonna give them some liquid LSD just fucking just
47:04
set them on a trip. You can give out fent too. Whynot.
47:07
I've always they just would survived. It's not even gonna do. They're just
47:09
gonna be like, Yo, give you more. We should bring bump fights
47:13
I've been talking about I've always wanted to bring back bum fights epic. Oh
47:16
man, are you ready for the backlash though, I mean, I don't
47:20
they don't have to know. I think they're I think they're big enough.
47:22
The problem here with people would be like, yeah, at least they're doing
47:24
something. Now, I'd go I would pay them like I would give them
47:27
residuals. I would start a tournament, treat them like Dana White tournament,
47:31
and then the championship gets a house. You're about to be the Dana White
47:35
of Bump Fight gets a house. We make the top one fight Jake Paul.
47:37
Yeah, like top Bomb versus Jake Paul, dude, the same ship
47:42
as a fucking YouTuber, and we make them big dude. We start them
47:45
from the like we get the toughest one versus the toughest one that we we
47:49
don't train the one or nothing there. They're organically bumps right there. If
47:52
they want because there's a house, there's a ship to a house. You
47:54
might lose a few on the way. They have membership access. We're talking
47:58
scot and push ups. That's what doesn't mean if they want whatever they're do,
48:01
have members of accents because there is a house up for grabs, pies
48:05
and crack and Okay, you're right, maybe they don't. It's not it's
48:09
not in the take it back. No, I'm thinking it's not in the
48:10
script. But we give them drugs at the end too. That's what I'm
48:13
saying that a pound, a pound of scott and a house. Nah,
48:17
you can't look, but you can't make it a big amount. We're gonna
48:20
get busted like that. You gotta fucking divide and give them like a sharkcouery
48:23
board of drugs. That way, it's just amount, Like, yeah,
48:25
you're not gonna give a pigeon a whole loaf. You gotta get yeah,
48:29
dude, Like, can we go to patrons so they don't see this idea
48:31
because the next thing you know, there's a million dollar idea and bus brings
48:36
back fucking Tesla fights. Shit, it's an ultimate fighter. But instead of
48:39
the remember that, that's what I'm thinking about, that the crack house instead
48:44
of the fight house. So you you weren't letting you weren't letting me expand
48:46
my I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You start the tournament here and then we
48:51
get the best one from La, the best homeless from New York. Then
48:53
we put them in a house like yo, mama, Yeah, but for
48:58
bump fights and then from there on, the winner of that gets a shot
49:01
at the USC. What fatness And we're helping the homeless, homeless, homeless
49:07
going from nothing real, nothing, rock bottom to fighting with the ros some
49:12
pretty athletic homeless out there. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, Like there
49:16
is bro I've seen some of these foods. Brow there's money to be made,
49:20
Like I've seen some of these foods run at the park by Twitch.
49:22
Yes, I'll see you guys later on Twitch. We're full on Patreon because
49:25
you know we're it's starting to go down there. Yeah, I was like
49:30
Twitch, it's only a matter of time for a Twitch. It's like,
49:32
hey, content ain't cool anyways, you guys should be on Patreon. What
49:36
are you guys waiting for Twitch? Just ditches? What happened? No?
49:38
We we like they get that's there. You remember we used to get like
49:42
the websites and then I used to have the four trailers for the portals before
49:45
it and then you can buy it. So they get those four portals for
49:49
a certain amount for free, right, and then after that it's like,
49:51
hey, if you want to watch the rest of the portal, you gotta
49:52
pay five bucks and join us. Oh, how much do you guys have
49:57
it long for like thirty minutes? Yeah, no, like an hot okay,
50:01
we're for free, and then an hour on the patron Oh, this
50:04
is all over time and extra every time you can say whatever, you can
50:07
say. Faggot, you don't think any that's like his favorite words to just
50:12
say whenever. It's like, because we got demonetized for that shit on YouTube.
50:15
No, we got demonetized because I kept in healing gas a lot of
50:17
stuff they didn't tell us. I don't think they like either of them exactly.
50:22
Yeah, and you guys did both, and we would do a lot
50:23
of that. They had my they had my page. They kept sending me
50:27
suicide watch fucking text messages. They kept sending me emails asking me if I
50:30
was okay, because they really thought that when I was doing, when I
50:35
was heffing the gas and having a tank was like like a self harm type
50:39
of shit. Because yeah, like they thought I was like self harming,
50:43
trying to kill myself. Fuck, a man can't help gas in his own
50:45
premises. Yeah, like we can't. We Like it wasn't just like me
50:49
doing the whole thing, Like it was like a social thing, like we
50:52
were all just like, hey, like cheery with the blue a celebrity doing
50:55
with us, which is a lot better death tone from the Depth tones.
51:00
But who's who's thet from the stone, from the guitarist from the definite yea,
51:04
he loves he brings the tank. We puff it. And they de
51:07
monetize this, knowing how much you know, how your false step money.
51:09
He's made YouTube a lot, a lot. You want to be monetized,
51:14
go fund yourself YouTube. I was like, oh, good, guys still
51:22
posting on YouTube and you're to monetizing. Yeah, yeah, we still post.
51:24
But the patriarch gives everybody like access to the like live and all this
51:28
ship, and they talk about like a tier like it. You know,
51:30
at first it was it's like it wasn't blessing in disguise because now we really
51:34
know who was really there, and okay, and it's constantly growing. Well,
51:37
how how's it going, actual fans, how's it going? How are
51:40
we doing? Why don't we got what two seventy one? Yeah? They
51:44
fucking love it? Oh shit, yeah okay, and I'm like some of
51:46
them are not, like that's the basic subscriber subscriber tier as five bucks,
51:50
but some of them have one hundred dollars tiers subscribers, so it's kind of
51:53
cool. This is good. Wead. I'm like, I feel like I
51:54
gotta keep I gotta like this joint, but I keep forgetting. Oh no,
51:58
no, no, it's fine. I'm in the lip of like I'm
52:00
already high enough. Well you're questioning, and you're like, yeah, I'm
52:02
kind I'm kind of faded. I think I should but maybe I shouldn't.
52:07
Yeah, that's it's a constant thing for me. That's what I'm saying.
52:09
Chain smoke. Yeah, no, no, that's what I usually do.
52:13
It's what I usually do. I've been smoking all day. I usually start
52:15
with a vade pen in the morning because I don't like smoking indoors in my
52:19
own apartment, because I'm a whole man. I was like, I don't
52:22
want to lose my fucking deposit, you know what I mean. Just got
52:23
a bigger one though, right, I just got a bigger one. I
52:25
still, yeah, I don't want to lose that, I know. But
52:30
if I would have a guest like yourself over, yeah, I have.
52:32
When I have guests over, we smoke. But it's like when I'm like
52:36
by myself I'm just we vade pen all day. I might I might even
52:37
invest in a dab rig because I feel like there's no smell on that I
52:40
feel like and it's cleaner and and I want the one that Frank Casteo has.
52:45
He always brings it to the store. Like the little little pipe,
52:50
the little shit. I like any pipe that makes you look like a fucking
52:52
like a detective. I mean like a like an old school Sherlock Homes type
52:57
of shit detective Pikatru. Yeah dude, yeah you you you you uh play
53:02
Pokemon growing Yeah, dude, I love I still I still do. I
53:06
just I went to Japan, just like go to the Pokemon Center. I
53:07
love that. You're a big, big into that. Yeah. Like my
53:10
best friend was like he was bat did the poke, did Pokemon card battles
53:15
and the and I would just like, we're just chilling. So you just
53:19
hang out at a comic book shop and watch this fool. I'm just eating
53:22
Chinese food, hanging out a comboy shop watching my friend have a Pokemon battle.
53:25
It was like, you know, it was like going to your friend's
53:28
basketball game, but a comic book style. What's funny is I thought you
53:30
were about to ask him do you catch Pokemon? I mean, I'm assuming
53:35
you probably do. If he says he's in Pokemon, I'm like, do
53:38
you do that? There's no need asking the other questions. Yeah, what
53:42
the hell is somebody serenading? Is just and George? Yeah? Yeah,
53:51
no, I was. I was a wondering. I was like, you're
53:52
getting you ever had you were ever into that into loud house sound system?
53:57
But nineteen ninety eight four tories used to have two twelve inch kicker Okay,
54:04
like what year was this? It wasn't a nineteen I don't know. I
54:06
was. I wasn't. I was like in a senior year of high school,
54:08
fuming out of a tourist, like, yeah, dude, for no
54:14
reason for all this? Yeah dude, I'm like I had I wish I
54:21
still had that car just for nostalgic feeling, just like a hot box in
54:23
it. Was it a good car? Because everything it was because I had
54:25
to buy a new engine for it. Every tourist that my family owned to
54:30
this day, they're like, my Das, you gotta buy him Chinito son,
54:32
you gotta buy him Asian. It was like it was like all right,
54:35
calm down, but he's like he because every it was before that was
54:38
a Chevy Cavalier and a four tourists, and like a four tourists will break
54:42
something will break down on that fucker every time. And that's where we had
54:45
a homeless fols from the neighborhood come and work on the carburetor for like a
54:50
six pack. It's just like mechanics, just yeah, like like tweaker mechanics.
54:53
Yeah, tweaker mechanics. That's the real thing. I used to I
54:58
used to work at a car dealership something cars Bro and his mechanic named George.
55:01
This fool was like he used to fucking smoke tweak or snort it or
55:07
both. Bro. But this motherfucker could fix cars brilliant. Yeah, fucking
55:12
and then this I mean sweater God, they would smoke it and they give
55:14
them supernatural mechanic powers. Man. They just be in there like looking at
55:17
the car Bret or extra and I don't know what he's looking at, but
55:21
he's fucking focusing right now. And they take the ship apart put it back
55:23
together, like yeah, I put a weedia the engine. That motherfucker like
55:29
god damn. Yeah, there's a lot of there's a lot of motherfuckers out
55:32
there there? Really? Uh. I have a joke about I had this
55:36
fool's living in my grandma's backyard and my grandma's dad now like my he lives
55:40
back there with my mom has the house, and then when he dies,
55:44
I inherit a tweak er butler name was Tony and he has two teeth straight.
55:52
Tweak bombs can live for a long time. Food. Yeah, if
55:54
they're not really heavy on drugs, they could. You brought that up.
56:00
How old do you think the oldest bumb in la is right now? Though?
56:04
How old do you think tough? Like eighty seven, because there's some
56:07
out fool right now eighty seven lived like not living. But oh wait No,
56:10
there's this lady that panhandles by by a Norman Dan exposition, and she
56:16
has this like fucked up mouth like she's like it's weird. She looks like
56:22
she's like ninety. Damn, she's probably like thirty eight. Yeah, I
56:28
like thirty eight. The thing about that is like if you're when you like,
56:32
if you're ninety, there's how strong drugs are. Like if if you
56:35
have done nothing with your life and you're a bomb and you're like addicted to
56:38
crack or whatever. Like, if you just want to retire from drugs,
56:42
you just kill someone and go to jail. You the prison is just a
56:45
rest home if you're a whole person, you know what I mean, Like,
56:46
if you got nothing, prison is just a wrest home. You're right,
56:52
that is just a place to sleep and then a cello. I'll call
56:54
you a og for no reason. You were a bum yet last week,
56:58
but now that point, I'm as well, I might as well. Might
57:01
I might as well like trying to do some hit man. Shouldn't kill somebody
57:05
for someone, And if I don't, then I'm enjoy any Ways, if
57:07
you don't have anything in your life and you're like eighty years old, kill
57:12
someone, you just end up in the retirement home. Sauce. You guys
57:14
seen that lady on Instagram that was just hitting people in the head with the
57:16
fucking sledgehammer. No, what you didn't see that that on Instagram? It
57:22
with some ship. Some lady was just walking around. I think the bait
57:23
was hitting people with the like eight eighty pound sludgehammer randomly just walking and just
57:29
like she just picked someone just like that, and they finally like caught her.
57:31
She had to like hill like seven people already. But how big is
57:36
a sledgehammer? Because like if I like triple h big, like the one
57:38
he used to carry. Yeah, like cracking heads open whoa. But she
57:44
was also crazy. She wasn't like I think she was just mentally ill.
57:45
Like if she you gave her a bad look, she hit you with it,
57:47
but not like to kill you, because she tried to kill you,
57:50
she'd go back and hit you again. Type of ship. She would just
57:52
be like you'd be walking by and you give her a bad look because she
57:54
was like like tweak, or she was just like like a nuisance type of
57:58
ship. You know that ship was the bay though, because it probably pulls
58:00
it up, ma'am. Put that away, ma'am, ma'am, because that
58:05
as soon as I see it, sledge time, I'm decking right your stupid
58:07
face. I think if like a bub is coming at you with a weapon
58:09
and you're driving, you should be allowed to run them over. You're allowed
58:12
to to defend yourself, right, would I would say, yeah, I'm
58:17
running them over Like that lady with the gun on the freeway. I would
58:21
have been like, I've been trading a GTA for this all my life.
58:23
Yeah, Like I would have just been like, yo, be like I
58:28
was scared for my life. And if you do do that, you should
58:30
say that on the news like GTA taught me how to save these saved lives.
58:35
Right now, we get sponsored by rock Star you know, you know
58:40
rock Stars five, be like, yo, we got a PS five segment.
58:45
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58:51
the next fucking uh GTA, and you know they would be a mission the
58:55
girl. You know, they wouldn't be a mission where they put you involved
58:59
in characters. The character is a girl. Now did you hear that?
59:01
No, there's no there's gonna be a girl as a character. Character is
59:06
not even if even if it's the main character. Did you ever sounds like
59:09
the girl and the main character as a girl. Yeah, but did you
59:12
remember the last one? Well, they better let her, they let her,
59:15
dude, they better fucking let her get fucked. What huh? Yeah,
59:22
dude, that sound very aggressive? Fucking the other one? You can
59:27
fuck the your homie. Would they met her let her? Fuck? They
59:30
were gonna let her consensually? Fuck? Yeah? Yeah, she wants to
59:34
be a prostitute to make some money in GTA, she should be able to
59:37
this is GTA. She wants to be an escort, and GTA she should
59:40
be. Should the escort op should be an option? Yeah? Yeah,
59:44
because why you're fucking she could also like rob you. Yeah yeah yeah.
59:47
If we're gonna play like a hot chick's gonna play gt as a bad as
59:52
a bad bitch, that bad bitch better do some CARDI bad bit shit and
59:55
rufi fools and steal them while she's escorting them and then make a rap song
1:00:00
about it. And I go to Joel. They wouldn't let it happen though,
1:00:01
because then the people are like, oh, she's a victim and she's
1:00:05
this, and then she's that, you know what I mean? Like they
1:00:07
should because I think it is possible for sometimes in escort, just like I'm
1:00:12
gonna use my pussy for this is this is my business. Yeah, but
1:00:15
there's too many of them who are like, oh, I need this pussy
1:00:19
for that's my thing. If which I'm not antie them making the character for
1:00:22
GTA as a female, but then do what she was really gonna do as
1:00:25
a female as an user pussy as leverage. Yeah, because they all did
1:00:29
that, Blanca, that fucking like Cuban bitch. Yeah, she had so
1:00:35
many boyfriends. Y'all have boyfriends, y'all use their their man to kill people
1:00:37
for them. And you don't think they say, I love you? Who
1:00:39
kill that fool for me? I think, so I'm not sicking dig no
1:00:43
more. And then there goes a guy killing some food. I think that
1:00:51
would be great dialogue. I don't think if you write it with that dialogue,
1:00:57
because I mean remembering the last GTA, remember the wife was a cheater.
1:01:00
Yeah, so it was pretty premier squiz the thing like, remember the
1:01:05
trainer was fucking her? Is flo wanting to go chase something? Ship?
1:01:07
I feel like you should be writing this GTA right gott rock script right here.
1:01:12
Yeah, it ain't over. You guys can throw let me do the
1:01:14
one two missions. I don't fucking I don't write shit because I was like,
1:01:17
I guess what's striking? I don't know what. None of this ship
1:01:21
they're striking too that they're part of? Are they dude? I think?
1:01:24
I mean no, they can't be. I don't know. It's screen actors
1:01:29
guilt. It's not screen actors video games Guild. Are you do you have
1:01:34
your sad card? No? I don't do that. I don't do that
1:01:36
shit either. No, I don't. I want to. So, like
1:01:39
when I'm driving by and I like, do I hank, I'm like,
1:01:42
not yet, not until I get my SAD card, then I'll honk like
1:01:45
Sam Triple like, and I don't even know what it's kind of really,
1:01:49
I kind of understand what you get. But Sam Triple only has his because
1:01:51
he doesn't want anyone taking his name from there. Someone could take care of
1:01:54
explain that real quick. Yeah, what the fall there? And I guess
1:01:59
on SAD you can there can only be one Sam Triple. If you're Sam
1:02:01
Triple, you gotta be Sam Sam a tripley. There's only one person of
1:02:07
that name. And if you stop paying for your SAG account or you get
1:02:09
out of SAG, someone can get that name. That's exactly what Sam said,
1:02:13
because I was like, why are you part of SAG And he's like,
1:02:15
because I want Sam Triple to be mine. He's never like trying to
1:02:17
like get a roll or anything like that. He's done, like he's done
1:02:21
rolls. Like I don't know what roles he's done, but he's done recent
1:02:24
No, No, he's done. He has been on not Roles, but
1:02:28
like on CTV whatever and then uh, he was under Britney Spears bucking music
1:02:34
video. I knows that counts of SAG. I don't know if that's part
1:02:36
of I think so, but that's how long ago? Was that a long
1:02:39
time ago? So since he's just been paying it just to stay in sac
1:02:43
to keep his name in whatever the fuck it is. But oh for the
1:02:47
insurances, yeah, that would make sense because I feel lucky having insurance.
1:02:51
You guys got insurance. No insurance medical is medical medical? Yeah, I
1:02:59
got. My wife has a day job, so we got Kaiser. Like
1:03:02
like I was like, fucky, let me get sick real quick. I
1:03:05
don't give a fuck, but I ain't gonna live though. I have been
1:03:08
thinking about just like I want to upgrade because I always wanted to, like
1:03:12
get one that I actually paid for it, because obviously you want to get
1:03:14
a nice doctor that gives some fuck about you, not like go sit in
1:03:16
like the UCLA hospital and trauma line. It's full. I'm fire and ship
1:03:22
You're like, there's bro there's some crazy people. Like if you have Medicare,
1:03:25
it's not like the first like it's not the first thing you want to
1:03:30
like The first thing you want to do is not get sick, bro,
1:03:32
because you're gonna have to go to that fucking county hospital. Fools to be
1:03:36
going to Mexico to take to take care of shit. So like I would
1:03:40
have had papers, i'd get my hairline, my hairline replaced. You know,
1:03:46
you know what place in Mexico does it? Yeah, tell us,
1:03:52
we'll tell us. But you don't mean you don't you look fine? Yeah?
1:03:55
Yeah yeah, Xavier, you've seen how bald my hair is. Not
1:03:59
like I saved my head. Still, No, I want to get I
1:04:00
want to get this faded right, and no one ever gets it right.
1:04:02
I keep going to the I keep going to the you get what you paid
1:04:04
for. I keep going to the Asian salons, so like I'll just let
1:04:09
me. Then she kind of gets it, but it's like, no,
1:04:11
I gotta go to the I gotta go to a fucking Latin barber. Yeah
1:04:14
yeah, get faded. Yeah yeah, he's trying to get like one of
1:04:17
those texts. Uh style, Uh what is it? Yeah? I mean
1:04:25
yeah, sure, the what's that what's that full's name? Bow? Uh?
1:04:29
Is it bo Johnson? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that fool.
1:04:31
I was like I barely found out about last week. I was like,
1:04:33
oh shot, but ot the whole time, I don't know this will existed.
1:04:36
I was like, there's another fat motherfucker with a mullet out there.
1:04:39
Oh shit, she a shirt? Yeah, this is the swap meet special
1:04:45
boys. I got to say, santi Ali, hey, you know she
1:04:48
know what's crazy? I was. I was about to say, I was
1:04:50
like, who made that for? You told me, nah, this is
1:04:54
this is a Santiai special. Or he's pretty close. Man, you guys
1:04:57
go there on whenever. But you know she's almost stout. Yeah, she's
1:05:00
got close. She's out almost. She's out like in like the next couple
1:05:02
five years or so. You think somebody's like Jared, She's like Jared,
1:05:06
what are we talking here? Selena? Yolanda sal Sal Saldivar. You think
1:05:12
somebody's gonna smoke the girl? Like the I think she needs. I think
1:05:15
she's gonna need witness protection. I do think so. I don't think she's
1:05:17
gonna get it. What if she comes out nine she's like, I don't
1:05:21
need to protection. I'm talking about Yolanda Saldivar, the girl that killed Selena.
1:05:28
You know what we're talking about. Yeah, she's almost out and she
1:05:31
served her time. She ain't getting party out And like you, if they're
1:05:33
gonna let her out, they gonna let the Nato Sataniko lady out. No,
1:05:36
she don't stop with that shit's on. Just kill people. Thirteen people
1:05:41
to know she did not bro Yeah, but thirteen people doesn't equal one one
1:05:45
Mexican pop princess. Yeah, those thirty people could have had a cover.
1:05:47
She was not even she's got she's I thought she was way hot her art
1:05:54
not she. I mean, she's all right. Jaylo was j Jo made
1:05:58
her respect DoD be respectful when they hired When they hired Jailer to play her,
1:06:02
they did her a good dude. They did her a favorite from the
1:06:09
block dog. She's like, they should have hired Jorge Los Lopez to play
1:06:15
her. What do you mean, Jen Loss jays fire dude. I felt
1:06:23
in love when I busted Lean. I was like, I thought that was
1:06:25
actually because I didn't know that she died. That's that's how you feel about
1:06:28
I feel like that the summer Hyak. I feel that about a summer hyak.
1:06:32
Nice rack, George, I think so Fielver God would be to all
1:06:36
of them that I hope the boys dude with the rolling of the too much.
1:06:44
I hate that ship, brot. It's too extroverted. Man, I'd
1:06:46
be like, no, I was toned down. U. Yeah. Man,
1:06:50
So I'm trying to I don't want to have medicare or medical I'm glad
1:06:56
I don't have it. One day when my wife quits, I'm gonna have
1:06:58
to do that shit. Uh, I'm gonna have to go get on my
1:07:00
passport now. I'm gonna get some dental work done. I'm gonna save up
1:07:03
to get some fucking teeth, some teeth, some good teeth. Your teeth,
1:07:09
yourth they're fine, bro. But I got the back. I got
1:07:11
some back installed bro, because from all the drug use and like drinking and
1:07:15
all the fucking I used to gamble hell of for I used to play black
1:07:18
jack all night, all night. Casinos out there in Stockton they're like the
1:07:21
little They're like the little Asian. Uh, like they just have pie gal
1:07:27
black jack and Texas hold them hard bestea. They're like they're food. They're
1:07:31
like low key casinos. It's nothing. Don't have play from like yeah,
1:07:39
bro, from like and I play. I try to be a professional poker
1:07:42
player and all that ship, did you Yeah, and like like thousand and
1:07:45
eight doesn't. No, we don't don't. My ultimate one. That's the
1:07:49
one I don't like. I do I talk about I openly talk about coke,
1:07:54
but I can't. I can't gamble. That's the one thing I will.
1:07:59
That's where I'll turn in to a monster. Like you really get hooked
1:08:01
on it? Yeah, bro, yeah yeah yeah, he's probably like Bill,
1:08:04
Yeah, bad, every everything everything I have gone, I like,
1:08:11
yeah, real degenerate, like real degenerate. I call myself a degenerate.
1:08:15
But because like I play ACR, I play online sometimes, but they kind
1:08:21
of think I have a problem. But I literally would play like two five
1:08:25
set two five limit, which is not it's like five what like what are
1:08:30
you okay? I'll talk about it. I like talking about it, but
1:08:33
I won't go I can't play, Like what were you buying? In at
1:08:36
the casino? I would play four eight fixed limit and then I would play.
1:08:41
All they offered was one two no limit, so I would go in.
1:08:44
I would buy him for like two three hundred. Yeah, it's crazy,
1:08:46
Like my o homie Bill, he buys him for five rex. Yeah.
1:08:49
But see, my whole point is buying it for two three hundred is
1:08:51
to take from your homie Bill. It's like you chip away for like four
1:08:56
hours. Maybe Bill will get a little drunk, little faded. You know,
1:09:00
you're focused on like just taking his mutton and and then you leave like
1:09:05
seventeen hundred bills money, you know, And then he comes over here and
1:09:10
Bill tells me, he's like, fuck, I lost some money, that's
1:09:13
what I But then, but he's also a whale though, because when he
1:09:15
wins, he's easy for you to double. I don't know. He's good
1:09:17
too, Like I wasn't saying like that, but yeah, no, no,
1:09:18
but he like was he obsessed with like I was math and shit,
1:09:21
like I read books. My best friend was like that and he was actually
1:09:26
really good. But he was like because we were under age like at the
1:09:30
time, and then he got hooked on it. We were playing like online
1:09:32
the whole time, so I'd be in the same room as him, and
1:09:34
then if he lose, he'd just take over my shit. Fuck yeah yeah
1:09:40
bro, But then I ever tried counting cards. It's hard on, it's
1:09:45
hard hard. You got ever, and I know you heson. You always
1:09:54
try to find like not a scam, but like a crazy like crazy link.
1:09:57
Did you ever like look like I'm gonna look, I'm gonna see YouTube
1:10:00
see if I can count cards. It's hard. But I tried getting a
1:10:02
book because my friend tried to teach me about poker, and I was like,
1:10:06
let me see if I get good at it's just how he did.
1:10:09
If I knew I couldn't do that with the same book he did, I
1:10:12
knew I wasn't cut out to fucking count cards or nothing. Yeah, it's
1:10:15
tough. Gambling is not my ship. And I recognize that I may be
1:10:18
good at other things like not dying with dewing drugs like or shit like that,
1:10:21
but like, yeah, like I don't know about like poker and shit
1:10:27
like that, or like I just it' stop my thing. I don't have
1:10:29
that luck. Some guys are great at it, man. Some guys are
1:10:30
great professional gambles. They have like this is what I'm gonna spend. This
1:10:33
is like the mountain I've come in when you're just going out there like like
1:10:38
an animal doc like I have five thousand dollars, right, that means I
1:10:42
have five thousand points. B. You don't look at it like money.
1:10:45
You meet these people and as a as a people that gamble you're so jealous
1:10:48
of because they always hit, and for some reason they always hit. And
1:10:50
I'm sure they don't because you're not with them twenty four hours of a day.
1:10:54
But for some reason you meet these people like this fucker always hits like
1:10:57
awful, like like a flush, yeah, because I think he has full
1:11:00
house when I know he doesn't. But I'm like, I know if I
1:11:01
call, it's him and he's gonna look at me and I'm just gonna be
1:11:06
upset myself and I'm like yeah, and then he's on. I've always talked
1:11:12
to him on He's kind of had like an angry problem a little bit.
1:11:14
I was like, you can't play poker coolers? Coolers are what is it
1:11:19
like when you when you get a hand, You're like, no way,
1:11:21
I'm going to when you're like ninety percent to win a hand, like you
1:11:25
go all in your ninety percent to win and the only the only card that
1:11:28
can't they can beat you. Fucking land comes on the river. On the
1:11:31
river and you have anger management you You're like, you would be the time
1:11:35
to be like bro I was in it to where it happened countless poker I've
1:11:42
had aces beat by kings in my life four times. Yeah. See that's
1:11:46
that's that River River Quad both both flop, both flop trips, River River
1:11:53
the fourth King. People be people would be times people would bet the house
1:11:56
would happen, of course, no, but like, how what was it?
1:12:00
What was the craziest thing you ever bet? The craziest thing I've ever
1:12:01
bet? Yeah, because like you said, you win everything, probably one
1:12:05
hand of like thirty three hundred one hand of black jack. But was it
1:12:13
always money? Money? Okay? So it wasn't like I've no, I
1:12:16
don't. I've never had everything that's just straight up money, okay. Yeah,
1:12:19
but that's like what fucked up my mentality though, Like when I was
1:12:23
gambling, I didn't. I didn't want to spend money on nothing Banaro's gambling.
1:12:26
But now that I don't gamble anymore, I still, like I still
1:12:29
buy cheap shoes, I still buy cheap fits, like I don't give a
1:12:31
fuck. So where like my wife is trying to help me, like,
1:12:33
no, it's okay to have nice things. It's okay to have so I
1:12:36
know exactly what it means. I know, poker players, that is that
1:12:41
why you don't buy nice things x S. No I do. No,
1:12:44
I don't know, but no, but I do know poker players that can
1:12:47
call one hundred bucks on a bullshit hand on the on the on the turn,
1:12:53
but they don't want to buy shoes. No, they're really contemplating.
1:12:56
And I'm like, bro, you'll call one hundred bucks like it ain't the
1:12:58
other thing, but you're contemplating buy shoes that you like, like, and
1:13:00
they're like, it's easier for me to put it on the table. So
1:13:04
that's I have a bit about wearing nine dollars shoes that was that's just agit
1:13:09
because I because like, that's like I'm not going to spend more moment like
1:13:12
as much money. And they were like whatever, they're like a pair of
1:13:14
blue shoes. But now it's like, now I'm getting older, I'm heavier,
1:13:17
I'm a fat dude. I can't just wear these fucking nine dollars plastic
1:13:20
shoes. I got to wear these fucking you know, nicer shoes necessarily with
1:13:26
the pet at least with some memory foam something, some sort of tread.
1:13:30
Yeah fucking out here, Uh like I'm my bare feet touching a tire.
1:13:33
This is not good. Yeah, bro, like, I know what you
1:13:36
mean, Like the Walmart shoes. Yeah, it's exactly what I used to
1:13:40
wear, bro, But now it's like a right. As as as my
1:13:44
life progresses more financially, I'll upgrade accordingly. You know, Like you said,
1:13:50
get a hotel. I know that's got to start with that. You
1:13:54
should vlog it when you get when you're like, yo, I did it.
1:13:58
Don't more more tails tail life for me, dude, there's some the
1:14:02
motels and like that Fresno area are so sketched, like anything in Fresno,
1:14:06
Bakersfield, Barstow. I'm not doing motels no way. Yeah, you need
1:14:13
at least you need at least a holiday and you don't want the fucking giant
1:14:17
motel spelled out with the E flashing. If the if the person that's asking
1:14:24
me for my fucking information is Indian, like I'm at the wrong place,
1:14:29
dude. You want to know how Ghetto was a small business owner? Yeah,
1:14:32
like like like if he asked me how many hours I'm gonna need compared
1:14:36
to the whole night, I'm gonna fucking get pissed. Dude. You want
1:14:40
to hear the most Ghettos hotel I ever stayed me and George. I won't
1:14:44
even tell you the city because you'll know after me and George went to this
1:14:47
Arizona no stop bull. Me and George went to the city and we get
1:14:53
the motel and we were We didn't plan on thing anyways, because it's like
1:14:56
it's not too far and obviously I'm as fucking road docs, so he doesn't
1:14:59
care. He's just like, let's go. So it was just a ship
1:15:02
and shot were type of ship. We get there and you know, George,
1:15:05
where's iron? And I'm like, I don't know if full look for
1:15:11
it? Dog? What the fuck you're asking me look for the iron.
1:15:13
I'm not iron for your type of ship. He's like, no, it's
1:15:15
not here. Dog, Like God, call service, see where the fox
1:15:18
are? Now? You know we need an iron. I'm like, all
1:15:19
right, we do need an iron because I like iron my ship too.
1:15:23
I go downstairs and I'm like, yo, the room has no iron,
1:15:28
and they're like, uh yeah, let me see you right d to give
1:15:32
you an iron. I like it's prezy, yes, bro, And I
1:15:36
didn't bring the dog. Yeah, this Greek card. So I was like
1:15:43
and I looked at I was like, are you for real? And she's
1:15:45
like, yeah, and it's some things where you don't argue because you know
1:15:47
where your apps are. Like, I understand why because people steal the fucking
1:15:50
iron all the time. I'm going back there and George's like, what happened?
1:15:54
This was dying, So I had to give him my D, but
1:15:58
my D and Jeopardy for sucking an iron. Homie got a key chain with
1:16:01
a fucking stick on it. S fucking Palmdale, Dog Palmdale, Homie Palmdale.
1:16:11
That shit said check in slash commissaries, imagine for ID for an iron.
1:16:17
That that is pretty crazy. Hey, I think we're gonna have the
1:16:20
homie call up, call up right now. Yeah, we're gonna get a
1:16:25
call from a friend of ours that is in Hawaii at the moment. Uh
1:16:30
for Johnny from Maui, who will be calling up right now. Someone said
1:16:35
I found needles under the bed and motels. What Yeah, in the chat
1:16:42
room said I found needles under the bed and motels. You know what was
1:16:44
the crazy thing that that that was found for for a convention and hotels was
1:16:49
they lifted up a bed in this Vegas hotel and there was like a row
1:16:55
of like different shape dildos, a clown suit and a dominatrix fucking uh And
1:17:00
it was all hitted under the bed and this person pretty much got discovered because
1:17:05
this like, this person would always like The hotel manager was like, isn't
1:17:09
that that person that always requests his room every every so and so x amount
1:17:14
of times? He had his whole little set up there. Oh yeah,
1:17:18
but but long story short, what are the fucking dividus? Was like,
1:17:25
yo, yo yo? What yo yo yo yo? What up? Man?
1:17:28
Uh? Hey? This is you're on the patron? Is this Johnny?
1:17:34
Yeah? Yo, bro, what's going on? He's on? What's
1:17:36
going on? That seat? What's up? Ray? Rey? What's up?
1:17:40
Dog? What's up? What up? Man? You guys? Man?
1:17:44
You're calling from Mauie right now, right where I live right now in
1:17:48
Haiku, north Shore, Maui. Yeah, I've been I've been listening to
1:17:56
guys forever. Man, I'm a big, big supporter, But right now
1:17:59
we've been a soly fucked man because a woman tell me my story or yeah
1:18:02
that's what do ye tell us? So okay, so a few days ago,
1:18:10
but I don't even know what started the fire. I don't know what
1:18:12
started the fire. I don't know what bacher food. Well, I don't
1:18:14
want him to say I don't know, so I want him to start from
1:18:16
the beginning. I don't really don't know who really went down, So shoot
1:18:18
it, okay, real quick though. No conspiracy theories and all that bullshit
1:18:24
that I should have sided. Okay. Actually it's heart of a swarm.
1:18:27
I'm not joking. I'm not joking. There's a lot of people that are
1:18:29
are dead right now. Okay, So we're gonna start from the beginning.
1:18:31
Three days ago. I I live in a drugs out here, Okay,
1:18:36
we have. It's a big house and everything is. We just live where.
1:18:40
It's very tropical on this side of the island. There's a lot of
1:18:42
different temperatures through us the island. There's desert spots, and that's where Lahinah
1:18:47
is a desert spot. But before Lahinah has started burning down where we live,
1:18:55
about eighteen miles up, a big fire starting years of volcano. The
1:19:00
volcano is not erupting at all. It's just a volcano that's dormant. It's
1:19:04
called Holyockler. So the volcano started, all the fire started going over there.
1:19:09
When I went to work three days ago, didn't think much about it.
1:19:14
Didn't hear me. Yeah, yeah, keep going okay, okay,
1:19:18
So didn't think much about the fire going on up the hill. When how
1:19:25
was I work on the south side. Another fire started on the south side,
1:19:29
and then Lahina the west side were the video you posted the zone that
1:19:33
started and about three o'clock my time, so we're three hours behind you.
1:19:41
Guys. They had said that it was one hundred percent detained. It was
1:19:48
not one percent detained. It was by seven o'clock. Let me let me
1:19:56
back step a little bit where the fire was at. You could I locked
1:20:00
in on the left and the right of you. The fire jumped and it
1:20:05
closed everyone in. Because of the strong winds from the hurricane. We're eighty
1:20:13
one mile power winds. We can't get helicopters up in the year. So
1:20:16
when the fire started left and right, people did not have before that there
1:20:21
was no power to that part of the island because they had lost power.
1:20:28
So the normal got warning on their cell phones about that there's a fire over
1:20:32
there. The many clock comes around, the fire starts jumping around all over
1:20:38
the fucking town. We don't live in cities like in La. I'm from
1:20:41
La. We're living in town out here. So it started jumping all over
1:20:45
the town, and the fucking engulfed the whole town where people could come out.
1:20:49
So then from there people started running to the ocean. When they rest
1:20:54
the ocean, they started jumping in the water. There are so many boats
1:20:58
at that harbor right there that the diesel started lighting up and the water and
1:21:02
the ocean lit up. What the fuck? No, he's on. I've
1:21:11
been telling you before to come over here to mouth. He do not come
1:21:13
to mouth. Do not come to mouth right now? Can you can you
1:21:17
hear me right now? Johnny? All right? So yeah, my question
1:21:21
is you said with the volcano things, So this was just that we said
1:21:26
the volcano is not active. So this was like, this was the random
1:21:30
fire. Like I mean, obviously people don't know if it's an arsonist or
1:21:34
or something like that. I'm sorry, sorry, what was that. Yeah,
1:21:40
because we have some of these fires out here, they've gotten the bad
1:21:42
but it's a lot of them end up being traced to like arsenists or like
1:21:45
some people that just or just like sometimes it's nature or sometimes it's intentional.
1:21:49
But because of the winds, that's what calls that whole fire to spread around
1:21:53
in all these areas, Yes, sir, now because of the power Yes,
1:22:02
because of the power lines that went down and sparked up everything. I
1:22:09
heard. There was some tourists that flicked a cigarette and they're trying to blame
1:22:13
him. Is that a conspiracy obviously, because obviously you're it was not true.
1:22:16
No, No, that's just that's not It's not okay. Actually right
1:22:24
now, I haven't lasted four days. Man, there's no comedy behind this.
1:22:29
People. I'm not knowing. I hadn't warned the barber shop. I
1:22:31
don't know how that sounds like a joke. I heard this at the barber
1:22:33
shop. The HOMEI he literally has got back from my way and he literally
1:22:35
said that the theory was at that I'm tourists. I don't know. I
1:22:39
don't know where the punchline was on that joke right there, but I literally
1:22:42
said I heard it. Some literally some guys said that I was at the
1:22:47
barbershop and they were talking about like, dude, you just missed now.
1:22:49
And he's like, yeah, he proposed to his girl and I was like,
1:22:51
dude, you just missed it. I was like, you've heard anything.
1:22:54
He's like, yeah, the theory or whatever you wanna call it.
1:22:57
Said that it was either the winds threw down the power line like the homie
1:23:00
said right now, or some guy through a cigarette and it started the fire
1:23:03
in the dry Areasone. First of all, I'm not taking any barber shop
1:23:09
serious, exad this regard that it's not real. But it was. He
1:23:15
was just there. He's got family that was in New York and Hawaii.
1:23:19
You don't even know the states. You're getting confused, so say to get
1:23:25
there's islands. First of all, bad you got to listen to Zone right
1:23:30
now, and you got to chill the fuck out because it's super intensitive.
1:23:35
Okay, there's no joke or anything this podcast on fire. Yeah, but
1:23:44
I don't care. You guys are asking me the truth. No, no,
1:23:46
don't. Okay, So so that should happen, okay, that that
1:23:51
fire is lit up? No is it is? You guys? You said
1:23:56
the people got an awarding, No they got they're a warning. Okay,
1:24:01
so the fires on its fucking on planes. We had to wait till the
1:24:04
next morning. Yesterday, the winds were exaba, I mean, lets you
1:24:10
been up on me. But the winds went up to down to fifty one
1:24:14
miles per hour. Then the helicopters were able to go out. Then they're
1:24:16
able to drop water all over. Lina Line is completely burned out. Our
1:24:23
town is completely burned out to nothing there there that's a that's like a homeless
1:24:28
in campus certain spots, and then there's a lot of tourists there. There
1:24:30
is a lot of homeless there. I know how much you get feet on
1:24:32
them, but there's like three hundred plus homeless there. They can't go anywhere.
1:24:38
Everyone got stuck in there. What survives survived everyone else? Excuse me,
1:24:44
all those all those people that were in the campmen died, so so
1:24:48
hold on, Okay, so what survives survives as a people. There is
1:24:53
a about like five hotels that survived that those hotels are now, I mean
1:25:01
they have no power, they have no internet for the saying they're predicting over
1:25:04
a month. So we kind even contact those people right now. They can't
1:25:08
see any of their Instagram stories, but everything we're getting so people going in
1:25:12
there. So these people are now getting shipped out of Lahaina, getting flown
1:25:17
out to Oahu from Maui. There's eleven thousand, four hundred people so far
1:25:21
have left Maui. There is nothing but people who are just protecting, like
1:25:29
the cops and the paramedics right now, going into Lahna, we cannot drive
1:25:32
in there. We have a friend that's the cops. She text is saying
1:25:36
that the report, what the news is saying is totally false. There's hundreds,
1:25:42
over thousands of dead bodies in the water and on land right now.
1:25:45
There's predicted about three hundred and fifty five. What people are saying and what
1:25:49
the cop had told us. There's a friend of ours hot x G but
1:25:56
uh texts saying that it's just it's a devastation. So that fire is still
1:26:02
going on. That's eighty percent contained. We have another fire in the south
1:26:05
side of Maui where I work out. I haven't been working two days because
1:26:09
I'm not going to get trapped over there. And now we have the original
1:26:12
ones still going that's zero percent contain. That's above that's about eighteen miles above
1:26:16
our heads right now. That's fucking crazy man, And I mean he I
1:26:20
mean the one that's eighteen miles above our heads. That town has no water
1:26:25
because the power lines went down. That means pup's not working for the for
1:26:30
the water for them to get water, and people can't go and try to
1:26:33
spray off this fire that's near their house. So we have friends going up
1:26:38
with tanks of their own that own their own businesses. A lot of my
1:26:41
friends businesses and their homes have been burnt down. There's missing people everywhere.
1:26:45
There's eleven thousand people in Lahina that were trapped over there and they're The news
1:26:49
was saying that there were six people dead yesterday. That is a podcast like
1:26:53
a curse on fuck off. That is bullshit right there. The media is
1:26:57
fucking up, like how actually's always reporting with the swarm. They're fucking up
1:27:00
right there hard. But there's not enough conspiracy to here how it went up
1:27:03
in the air. This is shit. Just happened. Mother nature rules over
1:27:08
anyone and that that that's that's a crazy situation to be a man. And
1:27:14
obviously prayers you guys, but honestly, like, what's a legit what's a
1:27:18
legit place that people can actually help out because I know, like but you
1:27:23
lost everything, like you know, like if there's an earthquake in a Solvador
1:27:26
or something like that, people will donate stuff. People will go ahead and
1:27:30
uh, what's a good source to donate to? Do you do you at
1:27:32
least know that you guys are getting help from so what we are asking right
1:27:38
now for And I had talked to Klos that's in txation ninety five point five.
1:27:44
Ye this morning in LA. I've been a big fan of Torosy,
1:27:48
Howdy and Frank growing up. They were back when Howard Stern was on the
1:27:51
radio. I called in this morning at three o'clock. I woke up and
1:27:55
I made sure I got on that phone to the state of California, but
1:27:59
mostly Los Angeles where I call home. I'm from Wilmington, California, right
1:28:03
near the harbors. So what I am was telling them and what my dad
1:28:10
want to go do and what is happening right now with the i LWU,
1:28:14
the Long Storman's Union Union thirteen. You could go and you could drop off
1:28:18
your food, your groceries, anything you could think that we do not need
1:28:25
money. I need money, we need clothing, we need water, and
1:28:34
you could stop there. Two thirty one S Street in Wilmington, California,
1:28:42
nine zero seven four four the i l WU Long Storm and Memorial Hall.
1:28:46
That's where my dut is from ways from Mexico, but that's where he works
1:28:50
at and he is popping us out in any way possible, and I'm helping.
1:28:54
I'm protecting you guys. I've been yesterday and today in M's on.
1:28:59
If you're going from tomorrow, please get that a shout out because that's the
1:29:01
big platform. We need help. We do not need money, We need
1:29:05
donations. Money is going to be like the conspiracy theories with thanks, She's
1:29:11
going to say that money is not going to come to our hands. We
1:29:13
need the product in her hands, clothes, whether it's a blanket. Can
1:29:19
you can you say one more time the location and where did you where to
1:29:25
drop off donations? If it's in Wilmington, California, right in your Long
1:29:30
Beach, right in your San Pedro in California, it says ILWU Longshoreman Memorial
1:29:38
Hall, three C Street, Wilmington, California, and Niser shout out to
1:29:45
DJ will J. We need that album coming out already, homming man if
1:29:50
I can, Will need to donate some stuff I'm trying to get. I'm
1:29:53
trying to get some humor, man, I'm trying to get some humor.
1:29:58
Hey man, I mean, look man, it's keep for letting me be
1:30:00
on your podcast. Bro. I mean, I'm just glad to to to
1:30:04
hear from you and uh to to actually get some actual information from somebody who's
1:30:11
out there to you know, and it should let people know the severity of
1:30:14
the situation, you know, of how it is my Instagram. My instagram
1:30:21
is Mallie shed Man, Sandy. Mallie said, man, Sandy, if
1:30:27
you guys have any questions out there Patreon, just let me know. And
1:30:31
we just need donations. Tourists should not be coming to Hawaii right now.
1:30:35
Yes, they say that all the time. We do not need tourists coming
1:30:40
to Malie at all. There you go. They need to rebuild, man,
1:30:44
and it's it's it's almost like one of those Katrina situations, but with
1:30:46
fire and water, which is a little bit more harder to deal with.
1:30:50
A man. I we hope and we pray that you that you stay safe,
1:30:56
bro keep in touch. Uh definitely give us an update, know maybe
1:31:00
like what touch base next week and see what's going on with it. And
1:31:03
uh, like I said, if you could text me that information to my
1:31:06
to my cell phone, that way, I could just post it on our
1:31:10
pages and stuff like that and I'll tag you know, I'll tag you it
1:31:13
and then we'll reposted and get it cracking for you guys. Uh, we
1:31:15
hope that you don't. That everybody is able to locate their family safe for
1:31:20
the most part. You know, it's not contained yet, brother, Yeah,
1:31:27
I know from what from what you shooting for the best. We're shooting
1:31:30
for the best. So we got a big aloha spirit out here. And
1:31:32
I wish that aloha spirit could go towards California because when I go to La
1:31:38
there's no aloha spirit. So I'm gonna stay here in Malo and I'm gonna
1:31:42
make sure to rebuild what I called now home and I'll send you all that
1:31:45
link to all that stuff. Eason. I totally appreciate it. And if
1:31:48
he could also let the boys know our doctor Greenham that they could repost this
1:31:53
because we are in dire need of help as much as we can. I
1:31:57
hear you, john and I what I hear you, Johnny, And I
1:32:00
will be like I said, I will be. I will be making sure
1:32:02
that this gets this gets spread out on that show as well. I know
1:32:10
how, brother. Take care and we'll keep in touch. Yeah, let's
1:32:14
keep her plight, guys, all right, man, shit, I'm not
1:32:19
joking man for sure. Man, Well, take care of Johnny. Okay,
1:32:27
look damn that should that shit got serious dogs. Well, I mean,
1:32:34
like full you don't know what you don't know what it's like to be
1:32:36
surrounded that who sounded like he's still he's asking the question. That's incredible.
1:32:41
I didn't say Jeff, you know, I don't say Jeff Repston showed up
1:32:44
started the fire. But you know, you guys, like I said,
1:32:46
it just sounded like the way you worded it where you're like, because you
1:32:49
know it's like you're like, hey man, barbershop fact number number one,
1:32:54
you know what I mean. I'm just you could have just said, like,
1:32:56
yo, it was on the news at the barbershop, not like I
1:32:59
heard it from the Hoby. Like that's like you made it sound like,
1:33:00
yo, I heard that girl sucks everybody's dick. You know. I'm like,
1:33:04
it's not like a little rumor and shit like he's always literally has family
1:33:08
in Hawaiian quiet the whole time. I was like a fly on the wall.
1:33:11
That motherfucker. I was like, because you could hear, because you
1:33:15
could hear it in his fucking tone, like he's with paint. You know
1:33:17
what it felt like. I mean, you know what it felt like.
1:33:18
At least for you guys. It felt like when your best friends getting yelled
1:33:21
at by his mom and you're in the car. You're just like, ain't
1:33:25
none of my business. But hey, that was some Hawaiian people in the
1:33:28
chat roombat Like I was like they were just like I was. He trying
1:33:30
to talk. No, like obviously it's happening. Question prayers, prayers,
1:33:35
Yeah, I donate some clothesed dog, I got a bunch of stuff.
1:33:39
Yeah yeah, I was like, I go get rid of a lot of
1:33:41
stuff. It ain't gonna lie. Man, that's that shit is kind of
1:33:43
sucked up. I can't ever see. I can't ever I don't know.
1:33:45
I can't ever like not that I can't ever picture it, but it's it's
1:33:48
very hard a picture that like losing everything, like from not like I mean
1:33:53
like really losing it, like when you don't even like if you saw a
1:33:56
bird to Chris, yeah, like you're like, fuck, bro, I
1:33:59
gotta help me. Who's from Hawaii. He's a he's a door at the
1:34:00
Comic Space since Willie Simon, he hasn't been like he's been here in La
1:34:04
but he's been like the back of his mind. He's like, bro I've
1:34:06
just been thinking about the whole time. He's I just be thinking about home
1:34:10
the whole time because it's on fire. And I was like, it's really
1:34:12
affecting even people out here. Yeah, they need those like for a place
1:34:15
that's surrounded by water, man, they need to like get a bunch of
1:34:17
those planes that I mean those helicopters that apparently Canada owns like fifteen of them
1:34:23
and we only own one, you know, those one that drop water.
1:34:25
Every time we see those, they're coming from Canada, So you gotta get
1:34:29
I mean, they gave all the info, some of it cut out a
1:34:30
little bit for like yeah we got we got under two three one West c
1:34:33
Street and will be ten. Uh. You guys could drop off donations there.
1:34:39
Uh, Like I said, man, these people need our help.
1:34:41
And like they are a part of America, you know, to be fair
1:34:44
bro, Like they are state. Bro. Like it's not like where it's
1:34:47
like it's a thurd world country. But it's like we went into war for
1:34:49
you know, we went into war for that state. What are you talking
1:34:51
about? Yeah, that's when it went to war. We knew some motherfuckers
1:34:55
for that state. I just realized, like you'd have to say that they
1:34:58
are. I was like, wait, no, they are a part of
1:34:59
Why the fuck aren't we like, hey, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
1:35:01
Wait a minute, Hey, we didn't do that for Puerto Rico.
1:35:05
Donald Trump, technically tumble is doing this shit over there. That's not I'm
1:35:13
not nofense. Let's not deflect towards port. Yeah yeah, but you know
1:35:17
the Hawaii is different, Bro, Hawaii be bringing tourism, not aids.
1:35:20
You know. To be fair, I always bring it up though Puerto Rico
1:35:26
does have the highest HIV rate. I said, let's not deflect. And
1:35:31
that's the thing, not the place you want to raw dog it at.
1:35:36
I don't think you want a raw dog in any thorold country. They're not.
1:35:40
They're a part of America. They are a part of Yeah, it's
1:35:43
like you're rob dog in America. It's just not advised for you to just
1:35:45
ron dog in there. My America treats Puerto Rico like the like the Latin
1:35:49
steps on dog. It'll be without power, you go, you don't need
1:35:54
power, baby power. Yeah, treats it like how Arnold treated that that
1:36:00
mistress? How would you Puerto Rico? And they're like it's fine. It
1:36:04
is side, bitch, it is on the side. It's like number fifty
1:36:09
two. You can't side. It's it's an odd number. At fifty fifty
1:36:14
was cool. Fifty one. Now you're like, we need now we getting
1:36:16
that one, but I would need to get nine more. Now. We
1:36:19
like round numbers. America likes round numbers. You don't like round numbers when
1:36:23
you pay for shit, don't you like at least five or round numbers?
1:36:26
I think American, I like low numbers. Yeah, when I'm buying shit,
1:36:29
bro, that's all round numbers. Like when you have money, you
1:36:31
don't like ending in zeros or five. I like to end in Zeros.
1:36:33
You're an idiot that just likes to have twenty two bucks. If I pay
1:36:36
for something and there's twenty two bucks in there, I'm like, get those
1:36:39
two bucks into gas or I'm gonna buck and buy this fucking for two bucks.
1:36:44
Bitch. Oh you can't you like, can't I need that ship needs
1:36:47
to end in Zeros at all moments, like yeah, that's CD yeah or
1:36:53
fives and literally I'll be mad about ALCOHOLI don't wonder they take you on tour,
1:36:58
bro, Like when you when they tell them is like, sorry,
1:37:00
Zaber, I don't have one hundred. All have is eighty. Bro.
1:37:02
Yeah, I don't even care. I'm not like you better, I'm not
1:37:08
asking it like you better. You better off give me eighty nine dollars,
1:37:12
Sam, I'll take eighty. I don't like coins in my pocket, like
1:37:15
I don't like quarters or pennies and shit like it's yeah, like I feel
1:37:18
you. I like stacking the quarters up at home, like when I have
1:37:21
all these changes like jingle jangling about you know what. I yea no,
1:37:25
but we were out and about no. But like if I said, if
1:37:27
I'm stacking them like in my car, and because I'm always on the go,
1:37:30
and then I'm like, all right, I got empty this, I'll
1:37:30
put him in a jar and then just you know, yeah, I'll do
1:37:33
that sometimes, like like I won't pick a coin up. I see a
1:37:36
like a dime, I'm not gonna pick that up, Like my wife will
1:37:40
do it. She not dime. I'd pay you a dollar not to pick
1:37:44
up that p dime right now. Not picking up that. Yeah, I
1:37:46
get that gross dime out of here. But but fucking we was I was
1:37:53
in Canada with with Felipe and I was to the coin thing, like like
1:37:57
they don't they have increments of five and paper, but anything lower than that
1:38:01
is like, fuck a two dollars one dollar. It's all coins, and
1:38:04
I got I went to a dispense right they gave me hella change in coins,
1:38:08
and I don't know these fucking coins. So I was walking about homeless
1:38:12
people that you have changed. I was like, hey, oh yeah,
1:38:15
and I swear I had to have had like thirty eight dollars in coins,
1:38:16
and I was just giving out coins fu By the time some lady asked me,
1:38:20
I gave her all everything. I had everything, and then us hanging
1:38:25
with Felippa. Felippa is like she was like panhandling Felippa forgetting she she forgot
1:38:29
I was there so I could have some change. I was like, I
1:38:30
just gave you all my change, and then she looks over Felippe like,
1:38:34
yet this guy's fucking awesome. There's never enough changed because I gave her like
1:38:40
twenty six dollars in coins, and it doesn't look like twenty six dollars out
1:38:43
there either. But in their defense, there's never enough change. You could
1:38:46
have given her a thousand dollars. She still wouldn't want me. That's true.
1:38:48
That's true. Never enough she go out of her way and look at
1:38:53
me and remind herself. I was like, no, that gave me a
1:38:54
gu guy gave me a ship ton of money in coins. That's true.
1:38:57
Man, I don't know. Man, like these days, bro, like,
1:38:59
I don't know. Like when I see a bum, I feel like
1:39:01
for me to get some money, they got to prove it to the dog.
1:39:03
Yeah, in a fucked up way, like it's crazy, Like I'll
1:39:06
be like I really gotta take a look at this where I'd be like,
1:39:09
yo, this looks a little bit too clean. You get you my dollar?
1:39:14
He's on. I could see you like walking through a seven eleven some
1:39:15
guy asking you for like two bucks, Like I'm checks, nah, you
1:39:23
know how to earn it. You gotta earn it, you know how?
1:39:25
You know how? You know how? They really get me though, Like
1:39:27
for sure you'll get me if you're if you're a homeless you got a dog
1:39:30
with you, Oh man, that's it, dude, I can but that's
1:39:34
that's the dog. That's the dog doing the pulling on your heart. Stranger.
1:39:38
Yeah, I was like, so I'm like fucking and I'm like I
1:39:41
almost I almost want to, I almost want to go in there and buy
1:39:43
some dog. And for me, I just want to make sure he gets
1:39:45
this. Yeah yeah, but we live in the first world country where like
1:39:47
a dog is like that's the culture where like if you're like a little dog
1:39:51
a big dog, or like I could watch Hello be heading videos and not
1:39:57
and not blink and I oh yeah, but if I see it a puppy
1:40:00
get his pot hit, I'm fucking's done. Or or like that dude who
1:40:03
killed cats, remember, and then every the whole world wanted to kill Yeah,
1:40:06
yeah, fuck that dude, man. But then I'll be all straight
1:40:10
faced watching al Kada videos like this is fine, but it's just stuff about
1:40:14
dogs in this culture, or like I can't watch that. You're just any
1:40:16
animal period, yeah, period, especially a domesticated When you get like fuck
1:40:21
yeah, he's just like why I literally get fucking angry, bro. Like
1:40:26
when it's like I look at I'm driving and I'll see the fucking I'll see
1:40:29
the fucking like you know, the temperature, and I'm like it's ninety seven
1:40:32
degrees this pitch is walking the dog. I'll be like, would you walk
1:40:34
on the floor, like like you would it's that payments right now, bitch,
1:40:42
see how it take them sandals off and put him on the floor.
1:40:44
You think he likes it. Cords are gonna sizzle if you put your feet
1:40:47
on that hot ground right now. You've never like, uh, what is
1:40:51
it called? Like when you gut a fish? That what it's called?
1:40:55
Never been fishing filet of fish? What do you mean when you get a
1:40:58
real fish and you take the cuts out before you got him, you got
1:41:00
them? Yeah, you've never done it. I've never done it. I'm
1:41:02
not that kind of fisher fisherman person, any finisherman, but when you take
1:41:06
the fish out, you got it. Yeah, Like I mean the one
1:41:10
time I've been fishing with my uncle's and shit like when I was younger,
1:41:13
like they did it. I saw it, Like you wouldn't do it.
1:41:15
No, I'm not that kind of person. Like even when I go,
1:41:16
when I go, when I go to do the Santaria things, like even
1:41:19
if I like I'm like yeah, like like I have I have a godmother
1:41:26
and you know, like you know through through follow my own bed, okay,
1:41:30
but you won't got a fishing nah, Like even like gosh, I
1:41:34
don't got the goat or anything like that. You don't do that, Like
1:41:38
it's like it's you should be like a bird or something like usually like if
1:41:40
it's a four legged animal, you're really fucked bro, like you got some
1:41:43
shit on you like but like when when whenever that is called upon on like
1:41:46
it's like I don't, like I don't even look bro, like I'll straight,
1:41:49
I would be loud tell my godmother like like I'm like, oh,
1:41:53
is it over? At least did she let you look away? Because it's
1:41:56
very cult if she's like fucking keep your no, no, she like that
1:41:59
your eyes. It's yeah, I get to I get to like, you
1:42:00
know, look away. And it's not like it's not like yeah yeah,
1:42:04
because that's what people think. But it's just like a man like fucking I
1:42:08
came in here with some badass energy man like you know, or like whatever
1:42:12
you came in there, hacks or whatever. It's not always like that.
1:42:14
Sometimes you just gotta like bring some fucking cupcakes to the deity or something like
1:42:17
that, or some sweets whatever you know, or like some rum or some
1:42:20
shit. No, this is very like I'm not seeing like I'm interested in
1:42:25
this just because I grew up so Catholic. Yeah I did too. I
1:42:29
was raising Yeah, I was one of them. I was one of them
1:42:30
foods that that that that walked out with the wine and all that ship with
1:42:34
the Yeah. I was not the full in front of them, but like
1:42:38
you know how like they were all deep in the Catholic Christian So I was
1:42:41
always the full in front, like you didn't make cave. Yeah, like
1:42:45
I was. I was on the side, bro, Like I wasn't there
1:42:48
on the side like the point guard dog but yeah, good shooting guard.
1:42:51
Yeah, bro, I grew up like that. That's why they didn't rape
1:42:56
you. Hum. That was the only time that I was thankful I was.
1:43:01
I didn't not rape no fat kids, Like I wasn't sexy enough.
1:43:05
I was like, I was like, fat kids ain't rapeable. I was
1:43:10
like, I'm going to go to your house and ask for so many snacks
1:43:12
before we fuck. Remember when I told you I did. I stole up
1:43:16
the pack of fucking body of Christ. I stole that, bro, like,
1:43:24
come on to put tune on you. So my theory because I was
1:43:28
I was young when I just happened, like so I remember took it.
1:43:30
I was like, yo, I was like I wonder if I eat a
1:43:32
lot of it would expand my life? Yeah, Like like I'm like it's
1:43:36
yeah like I thought. I was like, maybe I get a few years,
1:43:41
like like five more years in my life because I'm eating a whole pack
1:43:44
of Body of Christ. Man those woe they taste like stamps. Yeah,
1:43:48
yeah, they're very sick. To top it off, steals the whole packet.
1:43:51
His grandma's basically in her eighties, doesn't decide to give her any eats
1:43:57
all of them. Dog, What a piece of shit? Dog knowing think
1:44:00
that they give you extra life. I did put like I did Mario one
1:44:02
up fucking Mario. I ate it. Like when I got to, like
1:44:04
after a four moments, like man, I'm gonna ask some Smucker's Jam on
1:44:08
this. Yeah, I ate it. I ate it with Smucker's jam,
1:44:15
dude, like a little bit, not on all of them, but just
1:44:16
like a little scoop out of side. And I was like, I'll just
1:44:18
dip them here, so I had some taste hell of Mexican. You're squeezing
1:44:21
lime on it, ship, Yeah, bro, but that's that's were you
1:44:27
eating it one at a time, going the body at Christ. Like at
1:44:30
first time, I was like one nothing happened to nothing happened. I thought
1:44:33
something was gonna happen. I don't know. I thought like a Mario up,
1:44:36
like a power up. Yeah, Like I was gonna power up.
1:44:40
Yeah, like I thought. I was like, yo, man, I
1:44:42
was like I'm gonna fly or some ship. Bro. Like if you're if
1:44:45
you believe in Jesus, have superpowers and you're eating Jesus, like I'm to
1:44:48
get a four real pack of Jesus. Bro. I didn't even think of
1:44:51
like, oh, yeah, you really bought into that. Yeah you're kid.
1:44:56
I had just done my first community too, bro, And when I
1:44:59
took a sit from the wine, I took a really big gulp. So
1:45:02
I thought that burning from the wine was the holy spirit in my fucking chest.
1:45:08
But you know, I was so interested in the sense where I was
1:45:10
like, oh yeah, so I really bought that in. I was like,
1:45:14
yo, that's really the blood of cry So this shit burned in my
1:45:15
heart. That was the sins, And then that's that's what made me want
1:45:19
to steal the pack of crackers. Fuck god. Bro. Like when when
1:45:23
I mean I bought it interesting, I bought into it too, and I
1:45:26
really thought that like for real, Like, if we're all prayed for my
1:45:30
soccer team to win, we win, and then I would always when we
1:45:31
didn't win, I would be like, that's because someone didn't God. Yeah,
1:45:34
you guys have good relationship with your dad's Yeah he does. I mean
1:45:40
I did until he left. Yeah I didn't. I think that's why.
1:45:44
That way, I was like, this is gross. I like rolled my
1:45:46
eyes at everything, and so like, I really I went to church,
1:45:49
but I didn't really. But this was only for like the first year.
1:45:51
And then you figure out how I prayed really hard and we still didn't win.
1:45:54
This ship I didn't take on for me to figure out, Oh,
1:45:57
this isn't how if they never find it? You know, people never fall,
1:46:00
That's what I mean. I figured. You know, somebody said these
1:46:03
kids really love Jesus God damn. Yeah, man, like Jesus, you
1:46:11
just gonna put some jelly on him real first, real quick. I was,
1:46:14
yeah, dude, I was just like, yo, man, Jesus
1:46:15
is great. Bro. Two at a time, too at a time.
1:46:19
Have a crunch sandwich. No, no, no, no, it's just
1:46:23
like under like a like a tostito saucer. Yeah. I just can't believe
1:46:27
you did any mean, I'm about watch I'm gonna come in here one day
1:46:30
with the I'm gonna buy because you go buy them on line, the pack
1:46:32
of body of Crish crackers and we're gonna eat him your cruery. Don't call
1:46:34
him that. I hope they call him the body of Christ. Put him
1:46:39
cry board, Yeah, jacouery board. I don't know how to see pigs
1:46:43
either. Leave me alone. Hey man, we want to want to thank
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Sultra Heel for coming by. Man. There's a lot of fun. So
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