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Your Side Chick's Favorite Show! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 8.5.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. You know how we know that the NFL is
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  back? That's douchebag! Not as Aaron Rodgers
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  is talking again. That's how you know. And here
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  he is going scorched earth on Anthony. Listen,
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  I don't like he has any Fauci. I think he's a
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  dumb boomer. But I don't like Aaron Rodgers either,
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  so I'm at a crossroads, and you can meet me there.
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  Having a time, because your name was slandered.
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  You were called a murderer. You were called a...
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  Oh, thanks for making a political pen. I can
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  see you kissing. like a shell but jesus christ
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  a lot of things and i was endangering my teammates
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  and this and that now look what happened they
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  suppressed early treatments such a delight maybe
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  in 2022 they lied about where it came from what
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  if i gave him aaron rogers like what if aaron
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  rogers his audience started going into this journal
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  about I don't want to create any vaccine hesitancy
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  if I tell them, you know, Aaron Rodgers is insufferable
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  at parties. Everyone's like, stop! You're annoying!
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  The actual stats are, you're a douche! And you're
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  totally not in the closet! Not at all! How many
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  papers have been written? How many McCullers
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  and Malones? What a miserable soul. I know he
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  just reconnected with his family, but show your
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  ass! All the great doctors out there who actually
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  did... You don't even know what you're saying
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  because you're shoving it up your ass and just
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  saying much of nothing. Oh, yeah, you like it
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  from the back end. Oh, whatever, dude. I'm such
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  a miserable douche. Shut up! You're a nine. NFL
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  receiver. Retires two years after getting drafted.
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  New Orleans Saints Jalen Polk. Retire at 24.
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  Even he's like, oh, I want to play for the Saints.
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  Not my vibe. Remember earlier in the show, yesterday,
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  I talked about this stupid, hot -ass religious
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  broad named Whitney Lynn, and she was bothering
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  people on the airplane. She's not making actual
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  religious people like my mom look bad, you stupid
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  moron. Here she is harassing people at the airport.
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  Or at the mall, I mean. Oh, yay. You know what
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  she probably do? Is unmute it. Paid for you and
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  me by dying on the cross for our sins. Yeah,
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  you know, your sins. Probably being a side chick.
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  So we'd be forgiven and have a way to heaven.
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  But the wages of sin is... Shut up! You're annoying.
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  God, dating you must be fun until you start talking.
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  Death. Hell. Forever. Death. Drunkenness. Oh,
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  yeah. Smoking weed. Oh, yeah. Having sex before
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  marriage. Yeah, you know. Homosexuality. Yeah,
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  she's definitely telling us that she is into
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  women when she's talking about homosexuality.
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  All these sins will send us straight to hell.
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  I kind of want to go to hell. I feel like I'm
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  living it right now. I think last night when
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  I was sleeping and I was, you know, not really
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  dreaming, I think I was, you know, practicing
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  death. He's an annoying person. Praise God. I'm
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  telling them about the love of Jesus. Can you
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  imagine having her as a mom? This is not harassment.
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  God loves you so much. No, he does not. Love?
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  Love is harassment, sir? If he's yelling, it's
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  loud in here. I have to be loud. That's not harassment.
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  You think love is harassment? Is love harassment?
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  I can't listen to this. It's annoying. Shut up.
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  And here she is bothering people like cold. Oh,
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  witchcraft shirts, by the way. These are all
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  witches. Witch stuff. Astrology. Yep. Astrology.
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  If there was a stereotype of an annoying woman,
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  it's her. Astrology is witchcraft, right? Absolutely,
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  it's witchcraft. It's called divination. And
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  the Bible says those that practice divination.
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  Can I just plow you in the changing room? just
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  be quiet? And witchcraft will not inherit the
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  kingdom of heaven. So if we trust in God... So
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  when you throw stuff in a pot and you mix it
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  up, you're not doing witchcraft? That's witchcraft?
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  I like those women. What do you mean? What are
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  you talking about? Take me off your... No, because
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  I was already taping and you talked to me. It's
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  a free country. No, I didn't talk to you. You
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  showed me. You asked me if this was witchcraft
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  and I'm in the middle of videoing. Yeah, why
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  are you videoing our culture, moron? You showed
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  me that. You said that's witchcraft. Yeah, and
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  it is and I'm trying to tell... Wow. Gee, I wonder
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  why she's single. Sounds like a freaking delay.
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  Oh, yeah. It is hump day. And I hope you all
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  get to hump today. He is the misfit of radio,
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  and he is fine with that. Welcome back to Hoppy
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  Hour with Ryan Hoppy. And now, back to the Hoppy
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  Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Up
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  close! All kids out of the pool for adult swim.
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  Yeah, Josh, they love it. Attention, FM DJs,
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  your morning show prep begins now. Loud. Rude.
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  Aggressive. And those are his good qualities.
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  A sick person with a powerful tool. On three!
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  One, two, three, go! Welcome to... Door is closing.
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  Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening
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  to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm
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  -hmm. With Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? No, no,
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  no, no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole
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  program's gonna start. Okay, wait a minute. All
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  right. Okay. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,
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  Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.
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  When the sun comes out, because the sun came
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  out in Florida. The sun came out of St. Petersburg
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  and it hit like truth White on the windshield
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  in the booth with the noose. 6 '9 in the frame
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  in the whole room lean. Riding on the mic trying
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  to keep it clean. Talking sex and dates and the
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  celeb lies too. World on the line when the red
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  light blew. But the glare got in like I thought
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  you can't shake. And the smile got thin with
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  every hour away. The sun came out in safety.
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  I heard media is doing itself a disservice by
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  being guaranteed human. This sounds better than
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  hearing freaking Foo Fighters every now and then.
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  Big Red! 8 -5 -6. 49 happy. Of course, when I
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  play this outside, the windows get a little cloudy.
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  But I'm telling you, when the sun is out, I wake
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  up so much easier in the morning. Oh, and I'm
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  energetic. What a surprise. The funny part is
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  my homie, one of the greatest Seattle radio hosts
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  of all time. It's between BJ Shay, Bob Rivers,
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  Fitz, Rob T -Man Pepper of the T -Man Show, The
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  Men's Room, Bob Rivers, if I said it right. And
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  I got offered... Sort of almost was offered a
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  position to produce BJ Shea's show on KZOK out
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  there. After Danny Bonaduce returned. And what's
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  funny is it's cloudy out there. And I was like
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  runner up to runner up. And I was so close to
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  getting a job. This didn't happen. But what's
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  funny about it. Is that like. Let me see how
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  many days it's cloudy per year. How many days
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  is it cloudy in Seattle? Oh, that's nice how
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  it showed up automatically. 236 days. So that's
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  a boom. 139 days of sun. And in St. Pete, it
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  is cloudy 40 days of the year. In St. Petersburg.
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  Yeah, I don't know if I could have handled two.
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  Plus, to be honest, the T -Man show had a big
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  influence on my life. I'm not copying him. People
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  ask where the blue dot comes from. It comes from
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  that radio show I heard in San Francisco in 08.
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  But sometimes you can't. It's kind of like how
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  Howard Stern didn't work in Chicago. They'd already
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  had Mankow and Steve Dahl. That is, that was
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  kind of weird. Sounds like, that last sound sounded
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  like when I went to the bathroom this morning.
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  Where is the toilet paper? Alrighty, I don't
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  know what's happening. Let's see what I wrote
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  down to talk about. There is this new trend.
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  going on on TikTok that I am not a fan of. Now,
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  there are a lot of businesses in America that
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  are not good. There's no denying it. But I will
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  tell you, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
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  you know what the problem is? The problem is
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  the fact that if you don't like a company, you
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  don't have to post about them. So I'm seeing
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  on TikTok all these influencers saying the five
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  worst bars in St. Pete or this or that or this
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  or that. When I listen to this radio show I like
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  called Klein and Allie, they're out in LA and
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  they interviewed a food influencer and they said,
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  why don't you ever write any bad reviews? He
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  goes, because I don't want to hurt the business.
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  He goes, I won't post the video. He goes, I could
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  be somewhere for four hours and if I don't like
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  the food, I'm not going to post it. And that's
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  when they know that they're not good, but I'm
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  not going to shame them. And there is this thing
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  going on in Tampa Bay on TikTok where it's like
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  the worst of this or the worst of that, man.
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  Stop it. We're all struggling out here. Mm -hmm.
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  Well, not struggling like maybe they are overseas
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  in the Middle East, but we're still trying to
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  get by when you have losers complaining. Mm -hmm.
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  What are you doing? Also, you know what else
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  is another example of me saying, what are you
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  doing? It's people that take selfies while voting.
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  Wow! Good for frickin' you. Remember in 2012?
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  Mm -hmm. I did this thing. I was so excited to
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  vote for the senior citizen. I know it is Barack
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  Obama. Because he just turned 65. Are you a senior
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  citizen at 65? Let's see here. Obama's a senior
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  citizen. Fuck. God. We're so close to dying.
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  What I'm telling you is I took a picture of the
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  ballot and people were ripping into me in 2012
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  on Facebook. And now everyone's like, look at
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  us, we voted. No one cares. You're not impressing
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  anybody. And those politicians don't know you
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  exist. And then also. There's this funny thing
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  that happens when I go on Snapchat. Oh, yeah.
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  There is this grind that OnlyFans girls do that
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  I kind of respect, like I almost do. You know
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  what it is? It is this thing women do. Where
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  you have an OnlyFans girl, and they just add
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  all the people that are similar to them. And
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  what I mean by that is they'll go to the people
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  you may know and add them. And they go, oops,
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  I didn't mean to follow you. And I love talking
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  to them because they'll start talking dirty to
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  you. And then they're like, join my OnlyFans.
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  Last night this girl hit me. Mm -hmm. Her name
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  was, I don't know, I don't remember. She wasn't
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  that important. She was a dumb broad. And she
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  was sending me the same three pictures of her
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  ass. I'm like, what are you doing, honey? I knew
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  it was OnlyFans, but I'm not stupid. I was also
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  bored at home, so I was like, let me just kind
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  of, not even entertain, just make fun of it.
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  And I woke up this morning, she blocked me. No,
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  I wasn't even really, I was just bored. I was
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  bored at home. Why not make fun of this? So yeah,
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  you got to respect OnlyFangirls. I mean, I do
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  have one thing in common with them. We both have
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  daddy issues. RyanHoppyRadio .com The hour will
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  be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
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  Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
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  poop. We also need to be affectionate. And you
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  can see that with Barack and Michelle as well.
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  They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.
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  And we'll call it a day. The semen was so big.
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  As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
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  to this next song, you can skip over it. But
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  Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
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  so stick around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno.
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  Hoppy Hour will be right back. Here's the deal.
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  I'm doing this new thing where I will talk for
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  like 15 minutes. 17 minutes, including the intro
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  of content. And it just helps me get pumped up
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  when we play a song. Because then I talk for
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  like 70 minutes, 70 downloads. So I'm going to
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  come back and get the show started. But here
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  is Akon with Party Animal. Let's get this hump
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  day turn up going. Yeah, we have 35 days. That's
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  five weeks. Until the NFL returns. But this Thursday
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  will be the Hall of Fame game with the Carolina
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  Panthers against the Arizona Cardinals. Oh, yeah.
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  NFL's right around the corner. And on September
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  9th, it's New England and Seattle. the rematch
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  of the Super Bowl and then Thursday and September
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  10th will be San Francisco LA I think they should
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  have had a Friday game for 9 -11 but especially
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  the quarter century I cannot believe it's been
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  a quarter century and then Sunday September 13th
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  at Tampa Bay at Cincinnati which will be a loss
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  for Tampa and much more Now you know the NFL
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  season's right around the corner. Aaron Rodgers
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  is being a douche again. I feel like everything
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  Aaron Rodgers does, if it's from pouring a bowl
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  of cereal into his bowl or taking ayahuasca or
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  going on Pat McAfee or driving down the block,
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  whatever Aaron Rodgers does, every time he does
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  whatever he does, it's in a douchebag way. The
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  guy is just a walking douche. And no, it's not
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  because he beats the Bears every time. A little
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  bit, but there's also this. Aaron Rodgers is
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  calling a timeout after his latest family reunion.
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  Yeah, we all know that was a photo op to make
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  him look human when he's a douchebag. After the
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  Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback shared that he
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  had reconciled with his parents, Darla Rodgers.
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  Yeah, it was more about reconciling with the
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  parents unless we're Jordan. Then Ed Rodgers,
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  as well as older brother Luke Rodgers, he appears
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  to throw some shade at younger brother Jordan
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  Rodgers. I don't know if it's because Aaron's
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  more successful than Jordan in some ways, but
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  Jordan seems to appreciate life more. Kind of
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  like, and this is an Inside Radio reference,
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  but how Howard Stern will hate on Baba Booey
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  or his crew because they're out living life and
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  Howard is just kind of a loner. I feel like it's
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  the same vibe here. He tells The Athletic in
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  an August 2nd interview, I've been really staunch
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  going back to when there was a schism that I
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  feel like that stuff should be off limits. It's
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  not a schism. You're on the tism. Now, not everybody
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  in the family adhered to the same thing. I'm
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  sure it's never your problem. Everyone doesn't
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  get the greatness. But there are different things,
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  situations, experiences, and people that actually
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  change your life. Oh, geez. E! News has reached
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  out to... They reached out for comment. Jordan's
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  reps for comment and has not yet heard back.
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  That's gotta be crappy for Jordan, man. You're
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  just like, it's your brother. I don't have any
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  siblings, so I can't relate, but like, it's gotta
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  be crappy. But this just in. Aaron's a crappy
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  guy. Got a little bitch slap face. Jordan and
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  Aaron's relationship has been far from rosy.
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  Oh, yeah. Sibling rivalry. The former sharing
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  a glimpse into their estrangement, which first
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  began in 2014. Wow, that's a long time. While
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  courting now wife, JoJo Fletcher. A hot piece
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  of ass. Season 12 of The Bachelorette. Jordan
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  shared during his hometown episode, me and Aaron
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  don't really have that much of a relationship.
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  It's just kind of the way he's chosen to do life.
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  Yeah, I'd rather hang out with Jordan any day.
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  He seems like a good guy. And Aaron could learn
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  a thing or two from him, that classless dork.
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  so there was this weird thing that was happening
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  online and there was a video there's a TMZ clip
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  later about it but Mario Lopez creates an AI
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  video of his 19 year old niece who's beautiful
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  eating hot dogs and what's weird about the video
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  is that she has two hot dogs and like the mustard
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  goes all all over her face and unfortunately
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  it Kind of looked like porn. Let's see if there's
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  any audio to the video. I can't take her anywhere.
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  And then it's like all over her mouth. It looks
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  like a money shot. I'm sorry. Oh my God. Look
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  at you. It's so good. And she's like, it's like
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  dripping in there. You're a mess. The mustard.
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  Here's the thing. I was reading online. AI prompts
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  base. off of what they see on the internet. So
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  it probably just took the pretty girl look and
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  then looked at every porn site and was like,
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  oh, we're going to recreate a money shot. Man,
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  we are living in a time of idiocracy. Pokemon
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  is sued after former employer allegedly set up
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  cameras in the bathroom. Pokemon, gotta catch
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  them all. That's a dumb joke. I wish I could
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  play the intro on here, but that is so... Copyrighted.
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  What's going on here? The leader of a Mexican
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  criminal cartel has been arrested for allegedly
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  ordering the brutal murders of his son's influencer
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  ex -girlfriend and a Mexican mayor. He has like
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  the type of hat on. He looks like Don Imus. He's
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  a nappy -headed douche. According to multiple
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  reports, Ramon Angel Alvarez Ayala was arrested
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  in late July by military personnel and law enforcement
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  during a joint operation. Oh, yeah. Gotta love
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  a joint operation. Not a normal operation. A
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  joint operation. Mexican officials say Ramon
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  was known as El Ere Uno, was the main leader
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  of Los Eres. L -A -L -R -E -1 sounds like a Reddit
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  username. One of the most violent criminal organizations.
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  All right, so she died. That sucks, man. Here's
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  a video about the Mario Lopez video. Mario Lopez
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  deleted an AI video of his niece that he shared
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  on social media. Lopez posted the clip Sunday
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  while attending a Dodgers game with his niece,
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  Kalia Wong, also known as Yaya. The AI generated
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  clip shows his niece eating two hot dogs. You
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  know what's going to be awkward for him? It's
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  the next time he sees his niece. It's like, yeah,
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  everybody was sexualizing you. With Lopez saying,
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  you're a mess, the mustard. Some people have
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  called the clip inappropriate, while others say
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  people are reading too much into it. I think
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  you're reading, like, not too much, but not too
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  little. Like, I don't think he actually is, like,
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  attracted to his niece, but it's so weird. What
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  do you think? So, supposedly the father was not
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  good with it. Yeah, you know, it's not great.
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  I wonder what Mario Lopez is like as an uncle.
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  So, this is a funny clip. All right. So we all
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  know that Blueface is a scumbag, you know, loser.
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  And he has a restaurant called King of Crabs.
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  And Adam 22 is overlooking the menu while talking
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  to Blueface on his stream. And he realized that
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  there were. Misspellings and grammar errors.
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  Water. You need water. Sure. There's a lot of
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  spelling errors in the menu. Yeah, Blueface is
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  stupid. Mozzarella with three Z's. Puts you to
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  sleep. Caesar salad is missing the first A. Under
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  soups and salads. Three Z's and mozzarella's.
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  Wow. That's got to be embarrassing when Lena
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  the porn calls you out. When a stinky porn star
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  is like, yeah, you need to figure it out. That's
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  when you've hit a low point. You should want
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  to have sex with your man. Why are we beeping
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  out the word sex? He should want to have sex
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  with you. Yeah, it's what marriage is. If you're
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  not having sex, you're just roommates. If you
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  don't, something bad's going on in terms of the
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  energy. And I would guarantee a lot of it stems
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  from mom being man and dad being woman. I don't
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  know about that. She's a weird broad, man. She
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  says very strange stuff. You're like, are you
• 30:30
  still talking, Jebediah? I hear Sophie Rain being
• 30:33
  interviewed. Because you are... as real as they
• 30:36
  get you refuse to shoot explicit adult material
• 30:38
  but it's boring wants to pay to see you in lingerie
• 30:41
  oh yeah bunch of losers so how do you structurally
• 30:45
  separate sophie rain the commercial fantasy product
• 30:48
  viewed by viewed by millions from sophie the
• 30:51
  human being and how do you keep the internet
• 30:53
  from bleeding into your soul i think a lot of
• 30:56
  people just assume that with this job i can't
• 30:59
  have boundaries but that you know i probably
• 31:01
  have stricter boundaries than a lot of people
• 31:03
  think Yeah, you know, I would say she's probably
• 31:07
  bad in bed. I don't believe that she's a virgin.
• 31:09
  Mm -hmm. Well, not at all. But, yeah, she's still
• 31:14
  hot. She sounds like she's just weird. Mm -hmm.
• 31:19
  Let me base an assumption off of the age. Sophie
• 31:23
  Rain age. She's 21, so she was 15 during COVID.
• 31:27
  It all makes sense. Oh, these COVID kids are
• 31:30
  weird. Mm -hmm. And if you're listening and you're
• 31:35
  offended, just admit you're weird. It's fine.
• 31:37
  I'm weird. We're all weird. We didn't choose
• 31:40
  to be alive. We somehow were created. If it was
• 31:43
  through traditional heterosex or a sperm bank,
• 31:47
  you didn't choose to be here. Blake Blossom was
• 31:52
  a great porn star. Revealed that when she joined
• 31:54
  the industry, she was determined to get awards.
• 31:57
  No, but anyway, it was very fun. But I was like,
• 31:59
  you know what? I like this OnlyFans thing, but...
• 32:02
  I won awards and I said that from the beginning.
• 32:04
  I said I won awards. I want to be like number
• 32:07
  one. I want to be on all the box covers. Like
• 32:10
  I want magazines. I want merch. This isn't like
• 32:12
  I'm not going to just throw my like rest of my
• 32:15
  fucking life away just to go fuck on camera a
• 32:17
  couple of times. Like this is serious. So I told
• 32:20
  my mom and my brother and I was like, hey, I'm
• 32:22
  going to do porn. And they're like, oh, we could
• 32:24
  have seen that coming. Yeah, we used to hear
• 32:27
  you through the walls. That's got to be weird
• 32:31
  when you got like a family member that's doing
• 32:33
  porn. A modern woman from TikTok wants to know
• 32:38
  what the girlies who don't drink do. Guys, what
• 32:42
  do you do if you don't go out, you don't party,
• 32:46
  you don't drink? I don't know. You stay home
• 32:47
  and watch Netflix and have sex. What do you do?
• 32:52
  Get some takeout Chinese. Get four or five egg
• 32:54
  rolls. And then give a girl my egg roll. Ew.
• 32:59
  I'm not even joking. Please, if you are in that
• 33:02
  criteria of people, let me know below. All right,
• 33:06
  I'll let you know below in your bio. I'll link
• 33:08
  in the bio. I do not want to have sex with any
• 33:14
  man that's currently having sex with other women.
• 33:16
  Yeah, it's a thing happening on them. But when
• 33:20
  women have sex with multiple men and a man complains,
• 33:23
  oh, I'm just exploring my sexuality. Shut up.
• 33:28
  All right. Navia calls out Blueface for treating
• 33:32
  his girlfriend definitely during pregnancy. Yeah,
• 33:35
  I'm glad Navia did. Blueface is a loser. And
• 33:41
  also he treats Navia like crap. Why you never
• 33:46
  bled her? Why you never bled her? She does a
• 33:50
  whole lot of whole shit. Why you never bled her?
• 33:54
  You said, I'm so sweet to her because she's so
• 33:57
  feminine. I'm blue face. I'm stupid. He probably
• 34:06
  should have pulled out her. Here's Bobby Althoff
• 34:10
  talking about how she likes black men. My boobs
• 34:12
  are disgusting. They're not disgusting. They're
• 34:15
  disgusting. They're probably floppy and juicy.
• 34:20
  Why did you say that? Oh, when we were doing
• 34:23
  that thing? Oh yeah, when we were on the beach.
• 34:25
  I can't listen to this. It's the Bobby Althoff
• 34:27
  podcast, man. She really used her husband to
• 34:29
  get famous. And then he got screwed. If he keeps
• 34:35
  coming back after you hurt him, it's not because
• 34:37
  he has no options. It's because he made a choice.
• 34:41
  It's because he's really enjoying the sex. Women
• 34:49
  don't realize that if a man can get his racks
• 34:51
  off, that will stay for anything. Clavicular
• 34:55
  revealed the strategy he used to avoid women
• 34:58
  playing hard to get at parties. Here's the problem
• 35:01
  with Clavicular. Obviously, every man has a sort
• 35:04
  of game or sort of move they do with the people
• 35:08
  they're trying to attract. And women do the same
• 35:11
  freaking thing. But here's the thing. You don't
• 35:15
  spill the secrets. And clavicular is really spilling
• 35:20
  the secrets. So here's my strategy. I put it
• 35:24
  all out on the table. Like, if you only are hanging
• 35:28
  out with like one or two girls, like they do
• 35:31
  this shit where they play hard to get. I'm just
• 35:34
  like not into that. Yeah, it's pretty stupid.
• 35:38
  It's like, you know, there's like a billion of
• 35:40
  you on the planet. You're not that interesting.
• 35:43
  You're not that important. And that goes with
• 35:45
  the me too. You disrespected me in front of everyone
• 35:50
  and then tried to repair the damage privately
• 35:53
  through a text. Yeah, you know, that's not the
• 35:58
  way to go about forgiving someone or saying sorry
• 36:01
  for a public humiliation. I need you to understand
• 36:04
  why that doesn't add up. Oh, well, she sounds
• 36:08
  a little naughty. Here's Neon and DJ Academics
• 36:15
  talking about Sam Frank cheating on Neon, who
• 36:17
  Neon thinks did not happen. No, no, no, no, no.
• 36:20
  I've never talked to a girl that's talking to
• 36:22
  multiple guys. I've never been cheated on. What?
• 36:24
  Yeah. You get cheated on all the time. Stop.
• 36:29
  You got cheated on by Alabama and you weren't
• 36:31
  even dating her. Oh, fuck. I have to fart. One
• 36:35
  sec. That was quiet. I thought it was going to
• 36:39
  be louder. You know, that's why I look for a
• 36:42
  really good girl. That little San Fran girl was
• 36:45
  like fucking awful. How the fuck do you know
• 36:47
  she was fucking awful? Oh, whatever. Stupid neon.
• 36:51
  You gotta think. If you're banging a girl, but
• 36:54
  you don't know for sure if she's your girlfriend.
• 36:59
  You gotta realize she's banging other dudes.
• 37:02
  And I'm going to teach you guys that they're
• 37:04
  out there something. If you go on a date with
• 37:08
  a woman, I don't know how to equate this to being
• 37:12
  gay, but I can equate this to being a woman.
• 37:17
  If you go on a date with a woman and all of a
• 37:22
  sudden you notice the woman doesn't post any
• 37:26
  selfies with you, selfies with you, I sound like
• 37:29
  Mike Tyson. But she'll post a dinner or where
• 37:32
  you're at or blah, blah, blah. And then like
• 37:34
  two days later, she's posting something similar,
• 37:37
  but you're not there. Yeah, she's talking to
• 37:38
  multiple guys. Brock Lesnar is retiring, so that's
• 37:43
  interesting there. What do we got here? Here's
• 37:47
  Ted Cruz talking about the difference between
• 37:49
  a boy and a girl. Can we just discuss the fact
• 37:52
  that I think that he's in the closet? Question,
• 37:55
  please, Ted. How are you, man? It's good to see
• 37:56
  you. I'm doing well. Have you been following
• 38:00
  the WNBA and this transgender debate? It's all
• 38:06
  they're talking about there. I saw Clay Kravitz
• 38:10
  offer $10 million for a game. Uh, I'd watch that
• 38:14
  game. Could I just ask, um, Megyn Kelly... He's
• 38:17
  a weird guy. ...said that, um, Kaelin Clark is
• 38:21
  a coward for not taking a side in... She's a
• 38:24
  dumb brat, is what Kaelin Clark is. I mean, uh,
• 38:27
  Megyn Kelly. Either this or that. What do you
• 38:30
  feel about that? Oh, look, uh, Kaelin Clark is
• 38:32
  a hell of a ballplayer. Oh, yeah. Watch. Hey,
• 38:37
  you know, Ted Cruz likes his white basketball
• 38:39
  players. Do you think she should take a side?
• 38:44
  At the end of the day, I don't think athletes
• 38:47
  are required to express an opinion on every topic.
• 38:49
  I think that's a good point. Wow. I think hell
• 38:53
  has frozen over. Mm -hmm. Why has hell frozen
• 38:58
  over? I agree with Ted Cruz. I think it is clearly
• 39:03
  unfair to allow boys to compete against girls.
• 39:09
  Whatever, man. Okay. And, of course, since we
• 39:13
  just talked about Megyn Kelly, we'll talk about
• 39:15
  Megyn Kelly. That dumb broad. Yeah. Megan, can
• 39:50
  I stop? All right, here's this dumb broad talking
• 40:13
  about Caitlyn Clark. Caitlyn Clark was directly
• 40:16
  asked to speak on it. You know there's cobwebs
• 40:20
  down there in Megyn Kelly. And she was cowardly.
• 40:23
  She refused to do it. Why do you care? How does
• 40:27
  it impact your life? Because you're a loser.
• 40:33
  It is one thing to inject. politics into your
• 40:38
  sport where they don't belong. Like Colin Kaepernick
• 40:41
  kneeling in the middle of professional football.
• 40:44
  That was fucking 10 years ago. How miserable
• 40:47
  of a dumb woman are you? Mm -hmm. That you're
• 40:51
  talking about something from 10 years ago. Why
• 40:54
  don't we talk about Ryan Lochte making an ass
• 40:56
  of himself in Rio de Janeiro? The same thing's
• 40:58
  happening around then. Remember the killer clowns
• 41:00
  or Pokemon Go? You're living in the past because
• 41:03
  you got nothing. Because you realize that your
• 41:06
  presidential candidate that got elected sucks.
• 41:09
  So now you're taking it out on others because
• 41:11
  you're a talentless douche. Games. It's quite
• 41:14
  another when little girls are getting the shit
• 41:16
  kicked out of them in their sport. And you are
• 41:20
  the most famous woman. She doesn't have to take
• 41:23
  a stand. What is it? That line from Michael Jordan?
• 41:28
  They're Republicans wear shoes in women's basketball.
• 41:32
  Whatever, Megan. God, can you imagine being married
• 41:35
  to that moron? Sorry to our husband. Oh, there's
• 41:40
  food poisoning going on at Chipotle. What's new?
• 41:45
  There's something wrong with Chipotle. I like
• 41:49
  Chipotle, but to fill me up, I gotta get a large
• 41:52
  queso and chips. Double meat. It's like $27.
• 41:58
  Tom Sandoval. Says his ex kicked him in the groin.
• 42:02
  He probably deserved it. Kanye West and Bianca
• 42:06
  Sensori, who looks like Kim Kardashian, were
• 42:08
  seen out kissing. Whoopi Goldberg says the money
• 42:11
  she makes on The View is the best part of her
• 42:13
  job. I don't like when celebrities rub it in
• 42:16
  our face about money. You're probably another
• 42:20
  one with cobwebs. Oh, Clavicular's criminal charges
• 42:25
  were dropped in the Airbnb fight. That's good.
• 42:28
  That's so good. I love seeing originally get
• 42:31
  away with things. Jennifer Lopez told somebody
• 42:36
  that the best breakup advice is that her love
• 42:39
  don't cost a thing, which makes no sense. Brad
• 42:42
  Pitt claims Angelina Jolie is hiding how much
• 42:45
  she makes. Yeah, probably two cents. Lil Wayne
• 42:49
  tried to fly out a teen mom star. Oh, yeah. Jared
• 42:54
  Leto lost a movie role amid sexual misconduct
• 42:57
  allegations. Diddy's release date was pushed
• 43:02
  back two weeks because of the fight he got into.
• 43:05
  Perez Hilton did a troubling knife video on a
• 43:09
  live stream. I obviously don't want anybody to
• 43:12
  suffer. Man, there's a little bit of karma there
• 43:15
  with Perez Hilton. He's a douchebag. Stassi Schroeder
• 43:25
  is a god -ass woman. Here she is. I'm talking
• 43:29
  about Taylor Frankie Paul. We all know that Taylor
• 43:38
  Frankie Paul is the absolute worst. So you know
• 43:42
  there's a lot of women out there that are glad
• 43:46
  to see her going down. We all know she's the
• 43:50
  worst. We're not going to lie. If you think she's
• 43:54
  cool, you're stupid. Eight, five, six, 49 hopping.
• 43:58
  Here is Stassi Schroeder on Taylor Frankie Paul.
• 44:04
  Didn't you have to cut like parts of the Dakota
• 44:06
  stuff out because of the whole Taylor Frankie
• 44:08
  Paul? And now do you think her season is going
• 44:10
  to air? I did think so. But now it's like so
• 44:15
  close to the 2026, 2027 TV season. So probably
• 44:18
  not. By the way, I got a fart. Let's see if this
• 44:20
  goes on like. There we go. I did it. A month
• 44:26
  ago. Same. And now. Oh, it smells. I don't think
• 44:30
  so. I know. It just, you never know. You never
• 44:33
  know. I just. I think it should be released.
• 44:35
  I'm like. I think. I feel bad for all the guys
• 44:39
  that just wanted to get famous and then, you
• 44:42
  know, just dumb broad as a punch man. Seeing
• 44:44
  everything. With the bar stool. Play out online
• 44:47
  right now. I just don't see. It's too much. Yeah.
• 44:51
  I just like - Yeah, and then TMZ keeps reshowing
• 44:54
  the video, and you're like, Jesus Christ. Anne
• 44:58
  -Marie Wiley calls out Emmanuel Acho over her
• 45:01
  - Emmanuel Acho, who is just the absolute worst.
• 45:04
  Just an absolute twat of a person. Mm -hmm. He
• 45:08
  was making fun of Marcus Wiley's wife, and she
• 45:13
  said he is the reason victims don't come out,
• 45:16
  which is true. He needs to shut his ass. Mm -hmm.
• 45:20
  And go back to Bang and Joy Taylor's ass. Oh,
• 45:24
  geez. Here is Seth Rogen saying some rich people
• 45:27
  are insane. I almost never think about how much
• 45:30
  money I'm spending or making. That's gotta be
• 45:33
  nice. I go to freaking Wawa. I'm like, should
• 45:35
  I get this energy drink or not? It must be nice.
• 45:40
  Mm -hmm. I don't fetishize money. I don't care
• 45:45
  if other people are making more money than me
• 45:47
  doing the... Whatever. Man, I loved Seth Rogen
• 45:51
  growing up. I thought he was a man. No, I think
• 45:53
  he's a douche. So, Nivea, Nivea was heated. That
• 46:07
  is the baby of Blueface. Nivea was mad that her
• 46:14
  kid kept swearing at a dinner table at a restaurant.
• 46:18
  Well, he's learning from you and his father.
• 46:23
  I think I have to get that as a new sound drop.
• 46:32
  Well, one second. You're going to hear that at
• 46:38
  the beginning of happy hour now. Yeah. This kid's
• 46:51
  got a strange future ahead of him. Yeah, she's
• 46:57
  actually the pan and blue face is a loser. I
• 47:04
  don't know. Kind of reminds me of my mom when
• 47:09
  I would be swearing. Only as flawed as my dad
• 47:14
  was, he has no blue face. I wish everyone understood
• 47:18
  that breaking up with a narcissist isn't just
• 47:21
  a normal breakup. Of course not. They got to
• 47:23
  make it about there. I mean, they got to cancel
• 47:26
  the man. They got no flaws. They're so perfect.
• 47:32
  You don't just do the standard breakup routine,
• 47:34
  cry for a couple weeks, and magically move on
• 47:36
  to someone else. The feelings don't just disappear.
• 47:39
  Because with a narcissist, you aren't just dealing
• 47:42
  with heartbreak. You are left with deep psychological
• 47:44
  trauma. Yeah, yeah. Nothing. and therapy can't
• 47:47
  fix. By the way, we are sponsored by a counseling
• 47:52
  on calm .net. Tell them I sent you. Here is Rick
• 47:57
  Ross responding to 50. As I said on my story
• 48:00
  yesterday, 22 ,000 the first week, 20 the second
• 48:04
  week. Those drastic fall -offs, guys, that you
• 48:08
  see with a lot of those other artists is when
• 48:11
  the numbers are inflated. The bots. To me, the
• 48:15
  new flex is no bots. Keep it genuine. Keep it
• 48:19
  pure. Let the music fight any battles. You understand?
• 48:24
  Come on now. This is the biggest boss. I'm letting
• 48:27
  niggas know. Ah, jeez. I will say it was stupid
• 48:30
  that 50 Cent was like, he only sold 4 ,000 albums.
• 48:33
  Who actually buys albums? He had like 4 million
• 48:36
  streams on a song on Spotify. Long game, baby.
• 48:42
  It wasn't bad music, but he's just so unlikable.
• 48:45
  And he's also a former prison guard. So it's
• 48:47
  like, yo, dude, how gangsta are you? 856 -49
• 48:55
  -Hobby. So here's a video of a trans woman saying
• 48:58
  she's not going to tell her date that she's trans.
• 49:01
  I am all pro -trans, but you got to tell them
• 49:05
  you're trans. So this guy that runs a website,
• 49:10
  he looks very autistic. It's called looksmax
• 49:13
  .org. The guy rated clavicular a 6 .5 PSL. I
• 49:20
  don't even know what that means. That's fucking
• 49:23
  hilarious, dude. All right, let's see what other
• 49:25
  questions we have. Master rate people's rate
• 49:29
  collapse PSL. What do you think, Master? It sounds
• 49:33
  like an STD based off a clavicular. Oh, I got
• 49:36
  the PSL. I would say about, okay, about a 6 .5.
• 49:43
  6 .5 PSL? Yeah. Not bad. Let me look up. One
• 49:48
  second here. I promise there's a point to this.
• 49:51
  What is PSL? Lux maxing. Uh -huh. PSL looks magazine
• 50:01
  is an internet subculture practice where people,
• 50:03
  mostly young men, evaluate and try to improve
• 50:06
  facial attractiveness using a strict 1 to 8 or
• 50:10
  1 to 10 system. That's sad. I'm like a 4. Why
• 50:16
  do you think I don't film this show? I'm not
• 50:18
  trying to show myself. This really pissed me
• 50:22
  off. So let me look up real quick. This should
• 50:25
  be EBT fraud, by the way. Uh, Blueface is worth
• 50:30
  $5 million, but when they went to Walmart, he
• 50:37
  had his baby mama use her EBT. This is what makes
• 50:47
  EBT look bad, you fucking dork. Yeah, I don't
• 50:55
  like that. Mm -hmm. It just doesn't make people
• 51:00
  that actually need ABT who grew up without privilege.
• 51:04
  It makes them look bad. When you're worth four
• 51:06
  or five million, you should pay for it. You dead
• 51:08
  big. Blueface claims to be so independent. Yet
• 51:16
  he's using government's money. This one question
• 51:21
  will reveal who truly cares about you. Ah, Jace.
• 51:26
  This question is deep, but tell me, if you turn
• 51:30
  your phone off and didn't contact anybody for
• 51:36
  a week, who would be looking for you? My mom,
• 51:39
  and that's about it. Guys, here's one thing that
• 51:44
  a manipulative woman does better than anyone
• 51:47
  else on this planet. Fired while they sleep?
• 51:49
  It is make you feel less than. Make you feel
• 52:03
  insecure. Put scenarios in front of you. And
• 52:10
  then when you start to... Put some what? Marios?
• 52:14
  Secure. Put scenarios. Put scenarios. Scenarios.
• 52:19
  I thought she said put some Marios. Like Super
• 52:24
  Mario. Like, oh yeah, we put some Super Mario
• 52:26
  in here. You know what I mean? Can it fucking
• 52:33
  play? That's what I was trying to load up. I
• 52:38
  am. That bit failed. Here is Seth Rogen talking
• 52:46
  about a sexless marriage. My favorite thing was
• 52:49
  you being like, what do you mean sex? Yeah. Which,
• 52:54
  if I can say, was incredibly a positive reveal
• 52:57
  about you. Because you were like, I don't understand.
• 53:01
  There's a basic problem with the plot. Because
• 53:03
  why would two people ever stop having sex? And
• 53:06
  I was like, oh, Seth. Ah, Seth. You've never
• 53:09
  been married. Or maybe you are. I don't know.
• 53:11
  8 -5 -6. Let me look it up. 49 happy dates. 8
• 53:15
  -5 -6. It's Seth Rowe getting married. Yes, he's
• 53:21
  married. Since 2011. So they must just be having
• 53:24
  a lot of sex. Lauren Miller Rogan. She's a hot
• 53:27
  piece of ass. She was in Superbad. What did she
• 53:31
  play in Superbad? Wait. Seth Rogen's wife played
• 53:38
  what character in Superbad? Wait, wait, wait.
• 53:45
  Scarlett Bryden. Let me look up which one's Scarlett
• 53:47
  Bryden. I hated the other day he did a podcast
• 53:51
  and he's like, Superbad couldn't be made now.
• 53:52
  I'm like, yeah, it could. You're just a dork.
• 53:54
  Which one was Scarlett? Oh, he, whoa. Wow. There's
• 54:02
  not a lot I like about him. You know? There is
• 54:08
  not a lot I like about Seth Rogen. But he is
• 54:12
  married to Becca. Bye, man. You may be a douchebag,
• 54:19
  but you're married to the girl I had a crush
• 54:23
  on on eighth grade. Bet they have hard liberal
• 54:27
  sex. Here is Jack Doherty getting into it with
• 54:31
  a stranger. My name is Jack Doherty. I'm a fucking
• 54:39
  pussy. Yeah, I'm glad someone called him out.
• 54:57
  Usually he has his own bodyguards do all the
• 54:59
  work because he's a bitch. Here's DJ Hackademic
• 55:04
  saying he could see Drake going independent.
• 55:06
  There's a thought that Drake owns part of Gamma,
• 55:08
  but... There's no official confirmation whether
• 55:10
  he does or he doesn't. He's going to be smart.
• 55:12
  If he did own part of Gamma, it would be incredibly
• 55:17
  a game changer. If Drake owned part of Gamma,
• 55:19
  I could see Drake going independent at that point.
• 55:21
  Yeah, I would go independent too. That would
• 55:25
  be a very successful, you know, record label.
• 55:31
  Don't you agree? I would say so. 8 -5 -6. 49
• 55:36
  hobby. Let's talk about everyone's favorite topic
• 55:47
  known as divorce. The divorce happens months
• 55:49
  or years before any paperwork ever gets filed.
• 55:51
  When the love between the two of you stopped
• 55:53
  flowing. When you stopped investing. When you
• 55:55
  stopped trying. When you mentally withdrew the
• 55:57
  commitment. Especially when you can't handle
• 56:00
  her when she's on her flow. That you made. Don't
• 56:02
  you believe that God loves you both and doesn't
• 56:04
  want either one of you trapped in the dead? What
• 56:06
  Aaron? Eight, five, six. Supposedly, Sophie Rain
• 56:11
  was almost flown out by Drake. But he started
• 56:15
  hitting it up when she was 14. Neon got mad that
• 56:19
  his security was keeping his fans away. God,
• 56:26
  if you're a Neon fan, you're a loser. There they
• 56:31
  are, partying in the hood. You gotta get some
• 56:36
  of that hood. Big booty. That's all he needs.
• 56:41
  A little bit of sex. A little bit of Monica.
• 56:45
  Sometimes I feel like people stay in relationships
• 56:49
  when just because nothing has happened to them.
• 56:53
  They're only saying it or they haven't faced
• 56:55
  any problems so they think it's perfect. But
• 56:57
  if a problem comes up, then something. I don't
• 56:59
  know. Yeah, she's one of those. She probably
• 57:01
  had two guys that were good, but she just ruined
• 57:03
  it by manifesting problems. Well, it's crazy
• 57:06
  because now on Love Island, all these people
• 57:08
  that are coming on are like 21 and 22 and they're
• 57:10
  so young. And I'm just like, I'm 25 and I'm literally
• 57:13
  like, I can't even imagine. You're not that,
• 57:15
  okay, she's doing the thing that I did when I
• 57:21
  was 25, which is you think you're so old because
• 57:23
  you're like, oh my God, I'm a quarter through
• 57:25
  my life. No way. You're fine, baby. You just
• 57:30
  need some good D. That's all you need. Here is
• 57:34
  a netball baby, Sunny Sandler, talking about
• 57:37
  her dad, Adam. My mom tells a story from when
• 57:40
  I was younger. Me and my sister, we dressed up
• 57:41
  in his clothes before that was popular and cool.
• 57:45
  Like the shorts. The big shirts, the shorts.
• 57:47
  We held Diet Cokes and yelled about the air conditioning
• 57:51
  being off. Wow, there's the fake laugh by coked
• 57:56
  up Jimmy Fallon. Whatever, man. The way is the
• 58:00
  perfect way to describe your show. There's this
• 58:02
  video of Clavicular talking about a girl and
• 58:05
  he looks really drunk and probably on ketamine.
• 58:07
  Holy fuck. This bitch is doing the most for her
• 58:09
  fucking only fans. God damn. Man, he needs some
• 58:14
  help. That COVID. I'm telling you. I've been
• 58:17
  telling people recently. We're seeing these kids
• 58:19
  that were in school during COVID. Yeah, that
• 58:21
  was probably not the best decision to lock them
• 58:23
  up. They would have been better off being locked
• 58:29
  up in his house, listening to Locked Up. Probably
• 58:31
  the better version would be the remix, which
• 58:33
  Styles P by Akon on repeat than whatever type
• 58:37
  of schooling we did. These kids are messed up.
• 58:41
  He's the stay at home dad and he does everything.
• 58:45
  He takes care of the doctor's appointments, the
• 58:47
  groceries, all of that. The cooking, the cleaning,
• 58:51
  everything. It is a hard dynamic to have. It
• 58:56
  is really hard on the male ego and all of that.
• 58:59
  It's about the woman being the breadwinner. You
• 59:02
  know what? You always hear about the sugar. I've
• 59:06
  been looking for one for a while. Pitchfork,
• 59:09
  the website, keeps ripping into Chris Brown because
• 59:11
  they're pitchforking. They got nothing else.
• 59:13
  This loser, Shamar McCoy, arrested after he and
• 59:17
  his boyfriend allegedly jumped a man. That's
• 59:19
  not good. Mm -hmm. So what is partner poaching
• 59:24
  exactly? This is where somebody deliberately
• 59:28
  targets a married or coupled person and they
• 59:31
  set their sight on this person too. I've had
• 59:33
  this happen when I was in relationships or listeners
• 59:35
  that wanted to have sex with Ryan Hoppy. And
• 59:39
  then you know what happened? I'm going to tell
• 59:42
  you what happened. It wasn't great, you know.
• 59:45
  Once I got single, they wanted nothing to do
• 59:47
  with me. Every time my man annoys me, I go and
• 59:52
  put a little tally on his car. So let's go do
• 59:54
  it. He really is always trying to overstimulate
• 59:57
  me. You're an annoying broad. Yeah, there's a
• 1:00:04
  lot of scratches on the car with the key. Yeah,
• 1:00:07
  I'm sure you're never the problem. 856. 49 Hoppy,
• 1:00:14
  that's 856 -494 -6773. Here is 50 Cent saying
• 1:00:18
  why people in hip hop stayed quiet about Diddy.
• 1:00:21
  Nobody said anything about any of this for all
• 1:00:24
  these parties and these things that was going
• 1:00:27
  on the entire time. And it's like, I would always
• 1:00:30
  say I don't, not with that. I don't like the
• 1:00:35
  boy vibes. I tell you, he's a fruit pie. Things
• 1:00:37
  that felt like it was uncomfortable for me to
• 1:00:40
  be around him, why he's... It just was a little
• 1:00:43
  more touchy and around people. It wasn't in the
• 1:00:48
  closet, it was in the hallway where you could
• 1:00:50
  see there was something going on, but you just
• 1:00:52
  don't know what exactly to say. I love 50. Hip
• 1:00:57
  -hop, it follows aspiration. As long as you're
• 1:01:01
  financially in a spot where they aspire to you,
• 1:01:04
  they won't be sure if they... There you go, there's
• 1:01:07
  50. What's this? Every man says he wants a woman
• 1:01:11
  that brings him peace. But peace isn't something
• 1:01:13
  that she can just whip out of her pocket. It's
• 1:01:15
  not a personality trait. It's not genetic. It's
• 1:01:19
  a reflection of how she's being treated. It's
• 1:01:22
  something that comes out naturally when she feels
• 1:01:25
  safe. When it comes out naturally. Clarissa Shield
• 1:01:30
  calls out a radio host for being a douche. Yo,
• 1:01:32
  big fat ass. Sat up there and talked that shit.
• 1:01:36
  It's from that Streets Morning Takeover, that
• 1:01:38
  terrible show in Atlanta. And then when I checked
• 1:01:41
  you, respectfully, I checked you respectfully
• 1:01:46
  in your face. Mm -hmm. In your face. What's going
• 1:01:50
  on with Atlanta radio? You had Lunel getting
• 1:01:52
  into it with Diddy in the morning. I'll just.
• 1:01:58
  You shut all that disrespectful shit up. Yeah,
• 1:02:01
  you don't want to disrespect Clarissa Sheelans.
• 1:02:03
  Mm -hmm. DJ Academics alleges that popular streamers
• 1:02:09
  are taking drugs. All y 'all niggas, y 'all be
• 1:02:11
  like doing all type of fuckery off camera. These
• 1:02:13
  niggas doing coke. Yo, your favorite streamer
• 1:02:15
  is a coke head off stream. Yeah, you know, Neon's
• 1:02:18
  freaking out. He doesn't want that out there.
• 1:02:22
  Nivea argues with Blueface that she's not on
• 1:02:24
  welfare despite using EBT on camera. They say
• 1:02:31
  you're going down for welfare fraud. Yeah, this
• 1:02:34
  is pretty stupid. That was equivalent to the
• 1:02:36
  Howard Stern reference to Cabby saying he didn't
• 1:02:39
  do his taxes on the radio. Yeah, you got people
• 1:02:42
  watching, dude. I'm not the smartest decision.
• 1:02:47
  You know I'm not married to him, right? I'm not
• 1:02:50
  with him. That's my boyfriend. That's a good
• 1:02:55
  point, but there's probably some illegality to
• 1:02:57
  it. Blueface tries to end the stream to go on
• 1:03:02
  a date, but his baby mama had other ideas. She
• 1:03:06
  wanted to hang out. There's music in the background.
• 1:03:11
  Nivea's mom talks about Blueface. Nivea's mother
• 1:03:14
  recently stepped into a fan's comment section
• 1:03:16
  after hearing a take on her daughter's relationship
• 1:03:19
  with Blueface. I don't know how I got here, but
• 1:03:22
  my entire For You page is Blueface, Nivea, his
• 1:03:25
  other baby mamas. I've never watched these people
• 1:03:27
  in my life, but somehow I ended up here and I
• 1:03:30
  can't stop watching. And I hope I'm not the only
• 1:03:31
  one. Things got tense when Nivea's mom commented
• 1:03:34
  on the fan's video and had to address the - Yeah,
• 1:03:37
  you probably shouldn't be addressing the haters.
• 1:03:39
  This is what I tell everybody. When you give
• 1:03:41
  the haters power, I mean, just, you know, give
• 1:03:43
  them power. If you love someone with ADHD, listen
• 1:03:47
  closely because their love languages hit different.
• 1:03:50
  People with ADHD love big. Like, all in the chest
• 1:03:54
  big. Whatever. 8 -5 -6. A 49 -hoppy. That's 8
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  -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. All right. Here's
• 1:04:05
  the deal. It is now cloudy in Florida. So we're
• 1:04:10
  going to play cloudy in Florida and then come
• 1:04:11
  back for the next hour. Okay, cool. Happy hour.
• 1:04:28
  Ryan Hoppy Radio dot com. The hour will be right
• 1:04:32
  back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever
• 1:04:35
  we're going outside, all I smell is poop. We
• 1:04:40
  also need to be affectionate. And you can see
• 1:04:42
  that with Barack and Michelle as well. They do
• 1:04:46
  a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting. And
• 1:04:50
  we'll call it a day. The semen was so big. As
• 1:04:55
  a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
• 1:04:57
  to this next song, you can skip over it. But
• 1:05:00
  Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
• 1:05:02
  so stick around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno.
• 1:05:06
  Hoppy Hour will be right back. Oh, Mother Nature.
• 1:05:09
  Why do you have to go and get all cloudy? And
• 1:05:30
  Harvey wakes up mad at the sky on Tampa glass.
• 1:05:35
  Gray hangs low like a wet old rag, and it drags
• 1:05:40
  us all day back. The sun is a cheap old lie when
• 1:05:47
  the ceiling drops too fast. He wants heat, wants
• 1:05:51
  room, wants drive, not that everything can cast.
• 1:06:01
  Like a hand on his chest Every little thing starts
• 1:06:08
  to feel alive Happy hour, he talks clean But
• 1:06:52
  the dark makes him pace the floor One minute
• 1:06:56
  sharp, one minute drained Like a key that won't
• 1:07:00
  fit the door He wants his black, wants his green
• 1:07:20
  And the world goes thin You can feel that swing
• 1:07:25
  Creeping under skin Oh, yeah, it has gotten progressively
• 1:09:52
  clownier. Mm -hmm. So, we'll just deal with him.
• 1:09:55
  Oh, geez. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with
• 1:10:00
  Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Hey, it's Flying
• 1:10:09
  Brian from The Freak Show at 105 .5 The Beat
• 1:10:11
  in Fort Myers. And you're listening to Hoppy
• 1:10:13
  Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Well, he's not there, but
• 1:10:16
  he should be there. But we got this. Hey, it's
• 1:10:18
  MJ from The MJ Morning Show on Q105, 104 .7 FM,
• 1:10:22
  Tampa Bay. And you're listening to The Hoppy
• 1:10:24
  Hour with Ryan Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with
• 1:10:30
  Ryan Hoppy. Let me press this button right here.
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  Welcome to... In your heart, you know where you
• 1:10:45
  are going. And now for something completely different.
• 1:10:50
  Door is closing. Door is closing. Ladies and
• 1:11:42
  gentlemen, here it is. The most recent radio
• 1:11:46
  show on the planet. The other stations are tuned
• 1:11:50
  in, too. Welcome to the surf, huh? Riding in
• 1:12:23
  the booth, cutting straight through the surf,
• 1:12:25
  huh? Call it like I see it, huh? Feelings in
• 1:12:27
  the hearse, kid. You click the key, now you get
• 1:12:29
  the whole thermos. The libs playing games, yeah.
• 1:12:32
  Acting like they saints got a whole spouse home.
• 1:12:34
  Still sliding to the dates, huh? We'll see you
• 1:12:45
  next time. All right, now let's talk about Ariana
• 1:13:17
  Grande and her speech she gave to the fans. She
• 1:13:23
  has a side chick. Aw. She looks like Skeletor.
• 1:13:49
  Is this the best microphone that she had? Where
• 1:13:53
  is she performing? In Newark, New Jersey? Where
• 1:13:56
  the freaking, I don't know, New Jersey Nets used
• 1:13:59
  to play in some beat -up arena? What are we doing
• 1:14:01
  here, dummy? I can't listen to this. I'm sorry.
• 1:14:06
  I'm sure I was riveting about how hard life is
• 1:14:09
  to be a side chick. on TMZ. Okay, this poor woman
• 1:14:15
  thought that she was moving in with Shamar Moore.
• 1:14:19
  Packed her bags, came to California, and she
• 1:14:22
  was catfished. Yeah, Shamar. Yeah. Rover knows
• 1:14:26
  about catfishing people like a douchebag. Shemar
• 1:14:29
  Moore had an unexpected guest show up to his
• 1:14:32
  house. His girlfriend answered the door. Oh yeah,
• 1:14:35
  it's gotta be awkward. There was a woman with
• 1:14:39
  her luggage in tow who had been catfished by
• 1:14:42
  someone pretending to be Shemar Moore, said she
• 1:14:45
  could come live with him. How would you think
• 1:14:47
  that's true? You're so gullible. Cops came and
• 1:14:50
  they talked to her and she said she honestly
• 1:14:52
  thought she was coming to live with... Shamar
• 1:14:55
  Moore. Harry Styles was performing down in Mexico
• 1:15:00
  City. Oh, yeah. Banging out, cheating on Zoe.
• 1:15:04
  And completely wiped out on stage. It was actually
• 1:15:07
  kind of like a cool move. He's like walking and
• 1:15:12
  he slides on stage and just like falls and then
• 1:15:15
  just like continue singing. He did this. It's
• 1:15:17
  the coolest thing I've ever seen. He slides and
• 1:15:20
  if I would have slid. How would I, like, broke
• 1:15:23
  my back? You know, sometimes if a guy falls a
• 1:15:26
  certain way, it could give you the ick. This
• 1:15:28
  one does not. This one does not. Kind of like
• 1:15:30
  MJ moves. It does feel... It looks awkward, but
• 1:15:34
  he recovered well, so I don't know what this
• 1:15:35
  broad's talking about. It's not like MJ. It's
• 1:15:37
  like the... Tachnit? Forward move. All right,
• 1:15:42
  I don't need to listen to these broads. They're
• 1:15:43
  boring me. Blah, blah, blah, blah. That's all
• 1:15:46
  it is. Happy Hot Topic! And to be frank, this
• 1:15:52
  show was a bunch of blah, blah, blah. Chadwick
• 1:15:55
  Boseman's family is sharing more information
• 1:15:57
  about their legal dispute. Days after the late
• 1:16:04
  Black Panther actors' brothers, Derek Boseman
• 1:16:06
  and Kevin Boseman, filed a lawsuit on behalf
• 1:16:09
  of their parents, Leroy Boseman and Carolyn Boseman,
• 1:16:12
  to suspend and remove Chadwick's widow, Taylor
• 1:16:15
  Simone Ledward, as the administrator of his estate.
• 1:16:17
  State, Derek and Kevin are explaining the reason
• 1:16:20
  why. Why? The brothers say in a July 23rd statement
• 1:16:23
  to People Magazine, For years, our parents have
• 1:16:26
  sought clarity regarding matters connected to
• 1:16:28
  the estate of our brother, Chadwick Boseman,
• 1:16:30
  including his intellectual property and legacy.
• 1:16:33
  This action was filed on behalf of and with the
• 1:16:36
  authority of our parents, Leroy and Carolyn Boseman.
• 1:16:39
  Alright, so it's a family separated. Well, she's
• 1:16:41
  more the in -law, but you know what I mean. Exes
• 1:16:44
  Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver reunite
• 1:16:47
  in a family photo. It's got to be awkward. Where's
• 1:16:50
  the maid? For his 79th birthday. The former couple
• 1:16:55
  look quite friendly in a family photo. It's been
• 1:16:58
  so long. She probably forgives him. You know,
• 1:17:01
  that was the only woman he cheated on her with.
• 1:17:03
  She probably got her own like morning radio in
• 1:17:05
  Tampa. Elder Catherine Schwarzenegger shares
• 1:17:08
  to Instagram as part of a 79th birthday tribute
• 1:17:11
  to the Terminator star. Yeah, you know, she's
• 1:17:13
  like at some point you got to kind of support
• 1:17:15
  this guy that created her kids with his semen.
• 1:17:20
  Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox are having
• 1:17:23
  a girl's day out. Oh, yeah. Oh, they're so cute.
• 1:17:32
  The trio posed on a yacht with two... Oh, man,
• 1:17:34
  I hate to say Amy Schumer looks kind of freaking
• 1:17:36
  hot. Courtney Cox looks terrible. ...to other
• 1:17:40
  friends. Yes, they're on a yacht. We don't need
• 1:17:43
  no man. Also, no man wants to be on a yacht with
• 1:17:48
  a bunch of middle -aged hags. I don't think they're
• 1:17:50
  hags, but... You know, Leonardo wouldn't have
• 1:17:53
  him on. Michelle Pfeiffer is done with acting
• 1:17:55
  on the big screen. Yeah, I don't think she's
• 1:17:59
  done with acting as much as Hollywood's done
• 1:18:02
  with her acting. After a year of turning her
• 1:18:05
  focus to TV roles and Margot's got many troubles
• 1:18:07
  in the Madison, Michelle shares during an Apple
• 1:18:10
  TV panel why she no longer has interest in film
• 1:18:13
  roles. she says per the hollywood reporter i
• 1:18:17
  never want to star in another movie i swear to
• 1:18:19
  god all right well trust me by putting that energy
• 1:18:23
  out there your wish will be granted it's detailing
• 1:18:28
  all the plastic surgery procedures she's had
• 1:18:31
  done on her face yeah why why would you do that
• 1:18:34
  baby you're so afraid after opting for a full
• 1:18:42
  facelift at the end of june 2025 the wild thing
• 1:18:45
  star definitely wild is why the results and physical
• 1:18:50
  discomfort that came I love when they talk about
• 1:18:55
  all the operations they have. Like, oh, you're
• 1:18:56
  so freaking brave, looking like a duck. Now let's
• 1:19:07
  talk about legendary G -Unit member Lloyd Banks.
• 1:19:09
  Today, Lloyd Banks took to his social media page
• 1:19:12
  to share a short but powerful message with his
• 1:19:14
  fans. Ah, yeah, I love Lloyd Banks. A very underrated.
• 1:19:19
  Banks wrote, being unbothered bothers people.
• 1:19:22
  Even though it's only a few words, many fans
• 1:19:24
  believe the message carries a deeper meaning
• 1:19:26
  about staying focused. How old are you? Doing
• 1:19:29
  a freaking very vague little post. Lloyd Banks
• 1:19:33
  age. Sub posting. Cryptic. You're only 44? Man,
• 1:19:37
  I thought he was older. Protecting your peace
• 1:19:38
  and not letting negativity affect you. Yeah,
• 1:19:42
  I used to post stuff like that. And then I turned
• 1:19:44
  29. I was like, what am I doing? And you should
• 1:19:46
  follow my same advice. A Florida man has officially
• 1:19:53
  been named the world's youngest male professor.
• 1:19:56
  Man, the news loves the term Florida man. This
• 1:19:59
  is like a very well -to -do Indian man. I mean,
• 1:20:02
  not trying to stereotype and say that Florida
• 1:20:04
  men are only, you know, crazy white people, but
• 1:20:07
  they're using the word Florida man to get you
• 1:20:09
  to go, ooh, ooh, ooh, it's Florida. Nathan Thomas
• 1:20:14
  was just 18 years old when he started teaching
• 1:20:17
  an engineering class at Miami Dade College back
• 1:20:20
  in 2023. On Monday, Guinness World Records made
• 1:20:23
  it official, saying Thomas is the youngest to
• 1:20:26
  ever hold that position. I'm sure he got it through
• 1:20:29
  his father. Rob and Michelle Reiner's son Nick
• 1:20:35
  has reportedly been disciplined. Loser. You and
• 1:20:39
  Diddy should bang each other. for being extremely
• 1:20:41
  hostile after leaving the prison shower room.
• 1:20:45
  Oh, yeah. He was a little sore. I have to bail
• 1:20:49
  me out of jail. Whatever, man. God, is he a freaking
• 1:20:53
  loser, dude? Happy Hot Topic! I don't want to
• 1:20:58
  hear one person go, oh, he's mentally ill. So
• 1:21:00
  am I. I don't murder my parents. Jessica Simpson
• 1:21:03
  is stripping down for a steamy beach getaway.
• 1:21:06
  The singer's... Oh, yeah. Sit on my lap. shared
• 1:21:10
  a glimpse into her tropical getaway in the Turks
• 1:21:12
  and Caicos, celebrating her 46th birthday. All
• 1:21:17
  the women who are hot as hell back in the day
• 1:21:20
  are getting old and raggedy. But also, older
• 1:21:25
  women are hot. On Instagram, August 3rd, she
• 1:21:30
  writes, belated birthday moments in paradise.
• 1:21:35
  It's magnificent. I got a picture of it with
• 1:21:37
  the wide lens. Four months after the world watched
• 1:21:40
  the Artemis II crew's spectacular lunar flyby,
• 1:21:43
  a piece of space junk is about to slam into the
• 1:21:47
  lunar surface at 5 ,400 miles per hour. What
• 1:21:51
  are they, super speeders? I cocked myself up.
• 1:21:56
  Ignition. Ignition, hot and fresh out the kitchen.
• 1:22:05
  It's a freaking weekend. Let's crash into the
• 1:22:07
  moon. I was doing an Ignition remix by R. Kelly.
• 1:22:10
  It was January 2025 that a SpaceX rocket sent
• 1:22:15
  two robotic landers to the moon. The moon's in
• 1:22:19
  a little bit of trouble, but whatever. This whole
• 1:22:21
  planet's in trouble. This whole universe is in
• 1:22:24
  trouble. Here's Let's Marry Harry. The Harry
• 1:22:29
  Styles dating show when Alex Cooper gives him
• 1:22:32
  tough love. Annoying broad. Harry is his own
• 1:22:36
  worst enemy in a lot of moments, and I always
• 1:22:38
  tell Harry. So are you. You run a podcasting
• 1:22:41
  network called Unwell, and your husband's a twat.
• 1:22:44
  Shut your ass. Like, you're being an idiot. You're
• 1:22:46
  acting like an ass. You're talking about yourself.
• 1:22:49
  You and your fine ass. And that is a part of
• 1:22:51
  Harry's charm, though. I think, like... Yeah,
• 1:22:53
  you know, he's a bad boy. The right person is
• 1:22:57
  going to fall in love with... Whatever, man.
• 1:22:59
  You're a damn bum. You're an annoying woman.
• 1:23:02
  Shawn Mendes is heart -launching his love, Bruno
• 1:23:04
  Marquezine. Wait, it's not a guy? The singer
• 1:23:07
  shared a video of himself and his girlfriend
• 1:23:09
  at Casa Amarillo Provincial. Alright, so he's
• 1:23:12
  got a new girlfriend. I wonder how Camila Capella
• 1:23:15
  feels about it. Happy Hot Topic! Another Grammy
• 1:23:25
  winner announcing he's stepping away? Jelly Rolls.
• 1:23:28
  I can't play this. He's taking time off to heal
• 1:23:31
  following a divorce. Yeah. That is something
• 1:23:34
  that sometimes, you know, you do need time to
• 1:23:38
  heal after a divorce. Or a breakup. You need
• 1:23:43
  all the time in the world. The Voice is welcoming
• 1:23:49
  some fresh faces. NBC has announced that Joe
• 1:23:52
  Jonas will be making his coaching debut during
• 1:23:54
  the upcoming special season of The Voice Celebrity,
• 1:23:57
  set to premiere in 2027. The singer will mentor
• 1:24:00
  contestants alongside returning coaches Queen
• 1:24:03
  Latifah and Riley Greene, who recently... Alright,
• 1:24:06
  so there's The Voice. Never watched it. It's
• 1:24:10
  unclear whether Gigi Hadid and Bradley Cooper
• 1:24:12
  have officially tied the knot, but the more than
• 1:24:14
  $8 ,500 worth of wedding bands they were spotted
• 1:24:17
  wearing may be the biggest clue yet. Natalie
• 1:24:22
  Portman is enjoying her pregnancy journey as
• 1:24:29
  she prepares for baby number three. a fun process
• 1:24:40
  how is it ever the first with boyfriend tangi
• 1:24:45
  destabler the oscar winner shared a glimpse into
• 1:24:48
  her wellness routine in a new interview with
• 1:24:51
  elle published august 3rd revealing she makes
• 1:24:53
  time for some form of exercise every day i either
• 1:24:57
  swim or walk all right so you deal you're working
• 1:25:00
  out in your kegels to keep your man happy The
• 1:25:05
  number of people using GLP -1 medication to lose
• 1:25:08
  weight has skyrocketed. Yeah, it's a problem.
• 1:25:11
  There are so many dudes. I see it gives you the
• 1:25:13
  Ozempic face. Now, if you do it properly, you
• 1:25:15
  can look fine. But there are some people that
• 1:25:18
  I see in radio that like there is something underrated
• 1:25:22
  about a dad bod. And I'm telling you, ladies
• 1:25:29
  and gentlemen, boys and girls. Some of these
• 1:25:31
  guys out there look way too skinny. Zach Brown
• 1:25:36
  is making sure his fans are knee -deep in unforgettable
• 1:25:40
  memories. Yeah, he's giving away $40 million
• 1:25:43
  in cruise vacations. That's nice of him. I like
• 1:25:47
  him. I don't like his music, but he seems fine.
• 1:25:51
  All right, so they were able to get along even
• 1:25:56
  though they broke up. That's good. They're doing.
• 1:26:00
  A pair. A freaking minimum. Time for Donald Trump
• 1:26:04
  news. Yeah, yeah. Donald Trump went to Epstein's
• 1:26:08
  Island. Mega cheers, but the truth ain't silent.
• 1:26:11
  He don't care, just loves the reflection. A con
• 1:26:14
  in the mirror, chasing perfection. Donald Trump
• 1:26:17
  on a dick, no more than Pat. Epstein's Island,
• 1:26:20
  snakes in the grass. I'll be on the mic, spitting
• 1:26:23
  up facts. While MAGA folks blind, got their heads
• 1:26:26
  in the past. Golden Tower dreams, but the soul's
• 1:26:29
  hollow. Followers sipping Kool -Aid, they blindly
• 1:26:31
  swallow. He ain't a savior. It's just a brand
• 1:26:34
  new sale. Narcissist came with a gilded shell.
• 1:26:37
  Yeah. Brian Hoppy calling it. No filter, no cap.
• 1:26:40
  Proof cuts deep. Sharper than a trap. Donald
• 1:26:42
  Trump went to heaven. Seems high, seems high.
• 1:26:44
  Bigger tears, but the truth ain't silent. He
• 1:26:47
  don't care, just loves the reflection. A con
• 1:26:49
  in the mirror, chasing perfection. Yo! Hoppy
• 1:26:56
  Hot Topic! This morning, President Trump's close
• 1:27:01
  ally, U .S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro, is on thin
• 1:27:04
  ice. Yeah, she's an annoying woman. Trump slamming
• 1:27:07
  Pirro for dropping her case against former Olympian
• 1:27:09
  David Hearn. Life's too short. Who cares about
• 1:27:12
  these losers? And then there's this right here.
• 1:27:15
  St. West is sharing his first Instagram post
• 1:27:17
  with mom Kim Kardashian. Yeah, I don't think
• 1:27:20
  he should be on Instagram, but they are narcissists
• 1:27:22
  that pimp out their kids. Approval. The 10 -year
• 1:27:25
  -old's account has accumulated 10K followers.
• 1:27:28
  Yeah, you should probably protect your kids,
• 1:27:30
  not pimp them out. Do you see who their mom is?
• 1:27:33
  I can't stand Kelly Osbourne. She seems like
• 1:27:37
  your typical narcissist that thinks everything
• 1:27:40
  is about her. Even though she looks absolutely
• 1:27:46
  dreadful with her new, you know, skeletor look.
• 1:27:50
  And she's ripping into her exes. I'm sure you're
• 1:27:52
  never the problem, honey. Happy Hot Topic! Just
• 1:27:57
  an annoying brud. You guys have been buddies
• 1:28:01
  for like 20 some odd years. And suddenly it just
• 1:28:03
  changed. I can't explain it. It just happened.
• 1:28:07
  Yeah, about five months after breaking off their
• 1:28:10
  engagement. Kelly. Oh yeah, that was when Kelly
• 1:28:14
  Osbourne got proposed to last year. Will you
• 1:28:17
  marry me? There's Ozzy. Kelly Osbourne seemingly
• 1:28:28
  slamming the father of her three -year -old son,
• 1:28:31
  Slipknot's Sid Wilson. Why is Sid fatter than
• 1:28:36
  you? You are so freaking skinny. It bothers me.
• 1:28:42
  I mean, let's be honest. You look just like Skeletor.
• 1:28:50
  I can't remember when I've had a more pleasant
• 1:28:53
  day. Ha ha! The good, the bad, the ugly. I take
• 1:28:59
  it all. Without naming Sid specifically. Yeah,
• 1:29:03
  that's what women do. Not all of them, but most
• 1:29:06
  of them. Then when they make a post about the
• 1:29:08
  man, they don't say it because they don't have
• 1:29:09
  the guts. Even though they spent years being
• 1:29:12
  up in their guts. Kelly shares this tirade on
• 1:29:15
  Instagram. Strange how the loudest defense of
• 1:29:18
  the guilty is rarely innocence. You're annoying.
• 1:29:20
  Shut up. It's distraction. When the mask slips,
• 1:29:24
  they don't face the mirror. They throw it at
• 1:29:26
  someone else. Yeah, you're talking about yourself.
• 1:29:29
  It's like a boomerang. She then demands, wake
• 1:29:32
  the up and take some responsibility. Wake the
• 1:29:35
  F up and just shut up. Kelly. You look terrible.
• 1:29:41
  I know the whole internet was mean to you. I
• 1:29:44
  know everybody was mean, but it's true. A lot
• 1:29:48
  of times the internet is wrong when they're mean,
• 1:29:50
  but it's right in this direction. It's right
• 1:29:53
  when it comes to you. You're an annoying woman.
• 1:29:56
  You're a terrible person. And it's better when
• 1:29:59
  we don't hear from you. Ryan Hoppy Radio dot
• 1:30:15
  com. The hour will be right back. You probably
• 1:30:18
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 1:30:22
  all I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate.
• 1:30:27
  And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
• 1:30:30
  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
• 1:30:33
  even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen
• 1:30:39
  was so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel
• 1:30:42
  like listening to this next song, you can skip
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  over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
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  in his selection, so stick around, folks. Don't
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  worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.
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  Oh, yeah. Coming up is all the news we do. Fresno,
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  Tampa, Cleveland, Chicago, Winston -Salem, Rochester,
• 1:31:02
  Jacksonville, Louisville. But, um... Since we
• 1:31:05
  are going to talk about Chicago news and NBA
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  coming up, here is L .E .P. Bogus Boys with If
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  Rep Don't Work. Let's go, Murph. Playing, we
• 1:31:15
  ain't playing, we ain't playing, boy. What you
• 1:31:19
  saying, what you saying, what you saying, boy?
• 1:31:28
  L .E .P. Bogus Boys, boy. I got this one. Yeah.
• 1:31:35
  Yeah. Rap don't work. Back to the project. Make
• 1:31:40
  it so the slave can know where that power at.
• 1:31:43
  I still gotta make quotas, so now I'm back. Do
• 1:31:46
  what I was doing before I even knew how to rap.
• 1:31:49
  Follow you around, find out where you hiding
• 1:31:52
  at. Okay, tell you won't turn around, make you
• 1:31:55
  bad. Matter of fact, tell whoever you plug with.
• 1:31:59
  Try to text me, I get on some stick up shit.
• 1:32:02
  Say it's a goalie, runnin' your crib Lay you
• 1:32:06
  on the floor, put your pole in your rear Like
• 1:32:08
  you know what to say, it's homie, open that safe
• 1:32:11
  You even lower that quick, I'll catch a hole
• 1:32:14
  in your face Be around the way, I'm known for
• 1:32:16
  doin' homies, babes All types of grimy niggas,
• 1:32:20
  niggas, you lame About business, gotta get it,
• 1:32:23
  pimpin' up about money Swear to happen, if this
• 1:32:26
  rappin' shit don't work out for me Rap don't
• 1:32:29
  work for me Back to the block, I'm in the kitchen
• 1:32:31
  In the kitchen, they go cookin' the rocks We
• 1:32:34
  make it pop, pop, I'm goin' to pop Now what it
• 1:32:37
  do, what it do, we ready to rock I keep the faith
• 1:32:41
  on my mind, stay on the grind You never catch
• 1:32:45
  a hustlin', strugglin', that's out of line I'm
• 1:32:47
  steady flippin', zippin', flippin', zippin',
• 1:32:49
  flippin' dimes And I bet you ain't with a chopper,
• 1:32:52
  ain't precise here than mine still cock and squeeze.
• 1:32:55
  I ain't gonna talk about it. I treat this money
• 1:32:58
  like the fop and never leave without it. Yeah,
• 1:33:00
  if you got it, and I'm feeling like I want it
• 1:33:03
  bad, I'll stick his ass up fast for that little
• 1:33:06
  cash. Give it up. You want it done right, better
• 1:33:09
  do it yourself. The more mix you hit it with,
• 1:33:12
  the quicker it melt. I'm in the telly with some
• 1:33:14
  baggies in the digital. Digital. County in the
• 1:33:17
  back mixing up the chemicals. Yeah. If rap don't
• 1:33:20
  work, a nigga still gotta eat. Why? You want
• 1:33:23
  a Beat Big Ruga, keep a lot of heat, yeah Teaching
• 1:33:26
  my baby mama, keep it in the baby seat Show money,
• 1:33:30
  blow money, yeah, all the week Rap don't work,
• 1:33:33
  it's back to the block I'm in the kitchen, in
• 1:33:36
  the kitchen, they look up in the rocks We make
• 1:33:38
  it pop, pop, I'm going to pop Now what it do,
• 1:33:42
  what it do, we ready to rock, rock If rap don't
• 1:33:47
  work, I ain't finna trip. I'ma take it to the
• 1:33:50
  block and chop another zip. Fat rat sittin' back
• 1:33:53
  watchin' grow tip. Hundred dollar bills bustin'
• 1:33:57
  out the money clips. Another hit. Check the spins
• 1:34:00
  on the BDS. I'm a star and they ain't seen me
• 1:34:03
  on the TV yet. Even if it's wet, I'ma make it
• 1:34:07
  flip. Rap don't work. It's back out of town,
• 1:34:10
  taking trips. Hey, Mooney, I see you got your
• 1:34:14
  buzz up. But if rapping don't work for you, what
• 1:34:16
  you gonna do? Back to the block, baby. There
• 1:34:19
  you have it. It's back to the block. I'm in the
• 1:34:22
  kitchen, in the kitchen. They go cooking up rocks.
• 1:34:24
  We make it pop. Pop. I'm good with the Now what
• 1:34:28
  it do, what it do We ready to rock, rock And
• 1:34:38
  now, back to the Hoppy Hour With Ryan Hoppy On
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  Fresno's Hot 97 .7 Welcome to In your heart,
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  you know where you are going. And now for something
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  completely different. Door is closing. And now,
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  Yes, the most listened to radio show of all time.
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  And the other stations are tuned in too. Yo.
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  Ryan Hoppy on the mic, breaking down the scenes.
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  NBA drama, living out the dreams. Fancy wives
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  wild, stories about the queens. Dropping knowledge
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  bombs, all in on the schemes. Hoppy's loose,
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  man, he knows it all. Screw scandals to the court,
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  rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have a ball.
• 1:37:00
  Hoppy Hour got that shock and awe. MJ to Kobe,
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  legends in the game. Shaq's big presence, true
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  hall of fame. Hoppy's skills of tea ain't playing
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  tame. Behind the curtain, nothing left the same.
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  Hoppy's moves, man, he knows it all. From sandals
• 1:37:16
  to the court, rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll
• 1:37:19
  have a ball. Hoppy Hour got that shock and awe.
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  Yo! Hoppy Hot Topic! Jalen Brown on his Twitch
• 1:37:28
  stream reacted to Stephen A. Smith apologizing
• 1:37:31
  to Kyrie for when he criticized Kyrie for not
• 1:37:34
  taking the COVID vaccine. Yeah, Stephen A. Smith
• 1:37:35
  saying sorry is pathetic. But vaccine. This is
• 1:37:40
  something I just wanted to give context to. I
• 1:37:44
  know me and Stephen A. have not seen eye to eye
• 1:37:48
  on really anything, but this was something that
• 1:37:51
  caught my attention and I wanted to at least
• 1:37:53
  respond and react to it. He thinks he's the authority.
• 1:37:56
  You dribble a fucking basketball. Shut up. I
• 1:37:59
  didn't see the whole video clip. I only saw it
• 1:38:02
  was a small. Yeah, it's hard to, you know, stomach
• 1:38:04
  Stephen A for more than 30 seconds. But I wanted
• 1:38:07
  to share it here on stream to actually give him
• 1:38:09
  some credit for doing this. So even though me
• 1:38:13
  and Stephen A. All right, so he gives him credit.
• 1:38:15
  Whatever. I like Jalen Brown a lot more than
• 1:38:18
  Jason Tatum, my man. Happy Hot Topic. Jalen Brown
• 1:38:23
  has been doing a bit of everything this offseason,
• 1:38:25
  including skydiving in Egypt. And he revealed
• 1:38:29
  his text message to LeBron, Embiid, Maxi. That's
• 1:38:33
  the most Jalen Brown thing ever. I'm going to
• 1:38:35
  go skydiving in Egypt. Edgecombe about skydiving
• 1:38:38
  if the 76ers win the championship. So let me
• 1:38:41
  go back. This is to give context. This is real
• 1:38:43
  emotion right here, by the way. So I went from
• 1:38:46
  getting in. I can't play any of that because
• 1:38:52
  of the music, but he went skydiving. Donovan
• 1:38:55
  Mitchell got married to singer Coco Jones on
• 1:38:57
  the weekend, and Jalen Brown, Jalen Brunson,
• 1:39:00
  Josh Hart, Bam Adebayo, James Harden, just to
• 1:39:02
  name a few NBA players, were in attendance. Yeah,
• 1:39:06
  so Jalen Brunson was staring at the camera. It
• 1:39:09
  was quite adorable. Chris Brown almost died in
• 1:39:13
  good old January. It's scary. Oh, that's delightful.
• 1:39:24
  This actually kind of worked out. So what I don't
• 1:39:28
  like about Angel Reese is the fact that she'll
• 1:39:32
  say things that racist people can use as ammunition
• 1:39:36
  because I am totally not racist. But Angel Reese,
• 1:39:40
  I shared a video of her saying that there were
• 1:39:42
  never any African -American dolls growing up,
• 1:39:45
  even though there's been like seven black Barbies
• 1:39:47
  since 1967. And then someone tweets. Ha, nobody
• 1:39:50
  expects blacks to tell the truth. Angel, this
• 1:39:53
  is the problem, because she's, I'm going to play
• 1:39:55
  the clip, but the problem is when you race bait
• 1:39:58
  on things that are not true, when there's plenty
• 1:40:00
  of things wrong with this country, you come off
• 1:40:02
  like a brat and a dummy. There were a ton of
• 1:40:17
  them. I remember seeing African -American Barbie
• 1:40:24
  dolls in class. I wasn't playing with them, but
• 1:40:26
  African -American people in my class were. Angel
• 1:40:30
  Reese, this is why you're not as cool as Kaylin
• 1:40:33
  Clark. Kaylin Clark doesn't want to talk about
• 1:40:34
  the deep issues. She wants to be a baller. Angel
• 1:40:37
  Reese, without missing layups and grabbing her
• 1:40:40
  own rebounds, is not the best at basketball.
• 1:40:42
  She's good enough to make the league. But she
• 1:40:45
  has to make everything about race. And it's just
• 1:40:47
  embarrassing. Like, aren't you tired, Angel Reese?
• 1:40:50
  Aren't you tired of constantly lying and constantly
• 1:40:54
  making everything about race and blah, blah?
• 1:40:56
  You shut up. You, Bubba Wallace, Jussie Smollett.
• 1:41:02
  You're all liars. Show your ass. Your flat ass.
• 1:41:07
  Here is a Dwayne Wade. Saying the doctor said
• 1:41:10
  he only had five good years. When I was 19 years
• 1:41:14
  old and I was at the hospital and the doctor
• 1:41:18
  told me that they had to take my meniscus out
• 1:41:20
  and that later in life I would experience arthritis
• 1:41:22
  and all this stuff. You think I understood what
• 1:41:24
  that meant? Man, get me back on the court. I
• 1:41:28
  got to get to this money for my family. I don't
• 1:41:30
  even know what a meniscus is. There's Dwayne
• 1:41:35
  Wayne. And there's this. And Cleveland sports
• 1:41:41
  fans have a new team to cheer for as a city welcomes
• 1:41:45
  a new WNBA squad and the organization today announced
• 1:41:49
  Cleveland Sirens. The franchise will be called
• 1:41:52
  the Cleveland Siren. All right, there you go.
• 1:41:56
  All right, how do we want to do this? All right,
• 1:41:59
  let's do Tampa Bay News. Yeah, I will be about
• 1:42:13
  to go live. Tampa Bay News is the place we arrive.
• 1:42:16
  From the beach to the bay and the city's crazy
• 1:42:19
  moves. We got stories hotter than the Florida
• 1:42:21
  grooves. Tampa Bay News, we making it spin. All
• 1:42:24
  happy, I will be the real. A political action
• 1:42:46
  committee aligned with St. Pete mayoral candidate
• 1:42:49
  Charlie Chris claims the former governor. Charlie,
• 1:42:52
  can you just come out as gay already? You'd be
• 1:42:54
  so cool to be the LGBTQ plus communities candidate.
• 1:42:59
  But you're just a dumb boomer that won't go away.
• 1:43:02
  All right, thanks, Julia. Less than a week before
• 1:43:03
  kids head back to class, the Hillsborough County
• 1:43:05
  School Board is expected to vote today on whether
• 1:43:07
  to roll back part of a controversial new dress
• 1:43:10
  code. And it comes after parents complained about
• 1:43:13
  the district's new rules on leggings. All right.
• 1:43:16
  Glad I don't have kids. I don't have to deal
• 1:43:17
  with that nonsense. New in the last two hours,
• 1:43:21
  Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd announcing the
• 1:43:23
  arrest of a local pastor for sex crime charges.
• 1:43:28
  I know Grady Judd does a good job of catching
• 1:43:31
  pedophiles, but how many fucking pedophiles are
• 1:43:33
  out there? Seems like there's a million of them
• 1:43:35
  in Polk County. 42 -year -old Timothy Cheneyfield
• 1:43:38
  is a pastor. Losers suck. St. James United American
• 1:43:41
  Free Will Baptist Church in Winter Haven. All
• 1:43:44
  right, so he gave someone HIV. Very disturbing.
• 1:43:47
  He gave a kid HIV. A suspect is dead in Polk
• 1:43:50
  County. Again, do you see this? I know there's
• 1:43:53
  crime everywhere. I get it. But there's a lot
• 1:43:57
  of crime in Polk County. He tried to pull a gun
• 1:44:00
  on them today. Sheriff Grady Judd says it happened
• 1:44:02
  near the intersection of George Jenkins Boulevard.
• 1:44:04
  So that was where there was like the 21 bullets.
• 1:44:08
  Yeah. I feel like if someone pulls a gun, I'm
• 1:44:10
  not saying you don't shoot, but like 21 shots
• 1:44:13
  is a lot. So there was a road rage incident that
• 1:44:19
  happened on I -75, man. This is pathetic. I'm
• 1:44:25
  Chad Mills in Lakeland, where a possible 600
• 1:44:27
  ,000 square foot data center project has caused
• 1:44:30
  city leaders to hit the pause button on those
• 1:44:32
  data center projects. Here's the problem. You
• 1:44:34
  can pause it all you want, but data centers will
• 1:44:39
  always win, unfortunately. I want to turn to
• 1:44:41
  this because the federal appeals court is weighing
• 1:44:43
  in on another controversial subject in Florida.
• 1:44:46
  Drag shows. A panel of judges cleared the way
• 1:44:49
  for the state to enforce its law restricting
• 1:44:51
  minors from attending drag shows. The 11th Circuit
• 1:44:54
  ruled the state's Protection of Children's Act
• 1:44:57
  will likely be ruled constitutional. Listen,
• 1:45:00
  if a kid wants to go to a drag show and they
• 1:45:04
  have their parents with them, who cares? I don't
• 1:45:08
  understand this. transphobia, homophobia, I'll
• 1:45:12
  even say drag phobia of people hating on drag
• 1:45:16
  shows. When the same Christians that claim to
• 1:45:20
  be against drag shows will cheat on their wives
• 1:45:23
  and have side chicks and a lot of times be in
• 1:45:28
  the closet. In this short lifetime, if a parent
• 1:45:31
  wants to bring their kid to a drag show, who
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  cares? How does it affect your life? You're all
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  a bunch of closeted losers that take things too
• 1:45:39
  seriously. Again, out of all the problems, the
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  flooding in Florida, the flock cameras. No, we're
• 1:45:47
  going to talk about, you know, drag shows. Shut
• 1:45:53
  up. Pasco County, a person is in custody after
• 1:45:57
  a bomb threat was reported in Spring Hill. Oh,
• 1:46:00
  yeah. Spring Hill is not the bomb, no. Both sides
• 1:46:05
  were in court today in advance of the October
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  trial of Phoenix Eichner, the suspected FSU shooter.
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  So they used transcripts in court of him talking
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  to Chad JVT. I know the perfect way to solve
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  the problem with him. Put him in the back. And
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  call it a day. I'm Julie Salamone. A Sarasota
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  County teacher loses the majority of her possessions
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  after her home is struck by lightning. The other
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  day, I had this weird thing happen. So, I live
• 1:46:42
  in a pretty big apartment complex. It's got like
• 1:46:45
  probably eight, nine different buildings. It's
• 1:46:49
  a huge complex in St. Pete. And I was walking
• 1:46:52
  to my, I was just walking. And there's this like
• 1:46:56
  spark that happens right in front of me. And
• 1:46:58
  I'm like, that was weird. And then a second later,
• 1:47:00
  it was thunder. I was like, did I almost get
• 1:47:02
  struck by lightning? That could have been my
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  chance to go viral and get 71 downloads. From
• 1:47:28
  Arlington Heights, where the stories flow. Ryan
• 1:47:34
  Hobbs got the Mike Keys running the show. He
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  calls it like it is, no sugar, no glaze. Serving
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  up the truth in a Midwest blaze. Chicago News,
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  hop on the ride. Windy City Truth, with no Good
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  morning, Dana. Well, a city hall insider tells
• 1:48:19
  us that the timing of this departure before budget
• 1:48:22
  talks begin is unusual. But Johnson is adamant.
• 1:48:26
  So Brandon Johnson is talking about the departure
• 1:48:29
  of the budget director. Man, you know, that budget
• 1:48:31
  director has stories for days about that plot.
• 1:48:34
  The director's decision to quit is not political,
• 1:48:37
  but personal. The mayor mentioned Guzman's aging
• 1:48:40
  mother, and she confirms she's stepping away
• 1:48:42
  to spend time with family. Yeah, so working with
• 1:48:46
  Brandon Johnson must be the worst. A $10 .2 million
• 1:48:49
  lottery ticket was sold in the southwest suburbs.
• 1:48:52
  All right, so that happened there. And there's
• 1:48:54
  this loser thug. An Illinois state trooper should
• 1:48:57
  be in court today. Yeah, he's appearing on criminal
• 1:49:00
  sex assault charges. Brady Toulouse has been
• 1:49:02
  at the courthouse waiting for this. He was raping
• 1:49:05
  women. That's not good. Mm -hmm. Well, good morning.
• 1:49:09
  The signing of these two bills gives state regulators
• 1:49:11
  the ability to review and challenge those excessive
• 1:49:14
  rate increases while at the same time. So Governor
• 1:49:17
  Pritzker signed a new law to curb home and auto
• 1:49:20
  insurance rate hikes. There has to be something
• 1:49:23
  in it for him because he doesn't really care
• 1:49:24
  about people. A man was found lying in the road
• 1:49:28
  overnight near the Dan Ryan Expressway. What
• 1:49:30
  the hell is going on? Police say he was shot
• 1:49:33
  several times. So that's scary. And then there's
• 1:49:36
  this. After 36 years, a brunch spot in the West
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  Loop will close. It's wishbone. Rest in peace.
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  All right. It's due. I love on airs. Sex, dating
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  stars who fell from grace. Then they throw that
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  throwback in the place. World, world, why wait?
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  Yeah, the call go far. From the Gulf to the world,
• 1:50:29
  from town to bar. He speak his mind, let the
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  chips all fall. When Hoppy say it, you can feel
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  that wall. Hoppy hour, Hoppy hour. Say it loud,
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  say it louder. Hoppy hour, Hoppy hour. Brian
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  speaks and the groove gets louder. Hoppy hour.
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  Same fire, same power He got Luna curled up in
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  the crib Look at love, that's part of how we
• 1:51:01
  live Names on deck and the stories fly One eye
• 1:51:04
  on the news, one eye on the sky He on the dial,
• 1:51:07
  but he bigger than the lane Outspoken king, he
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  don't water down the flame If he got a thought,
• 1:51:13
  he let it hit the room Then the old school knock
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  make the speakers bloom Nationwide loud And they
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  keep on growin' From city to city, the signal
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  keep flowin' Big voice, bold talk, never play
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  it safe You hear his name and you know the shade
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  Hoppy hour, hoppy hour Say it loud, say it louder
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  Hoppy hour, hoppy hour Brian speaks and the crew
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  gets louder Hoppy hour, hoppy hour From Louisville
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  back to the shower Hoppy hour, hoppy hour Worldwide
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  spin, same fire You need more Halloween spirit?
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  A popular retailer is ready to open. Spirit Halloween?
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  Spirit Halloween chain will open at Shelbyville
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  Rose location on Saturday. All right, Jesus Christ.
• 1:52:15
  Are we really already focusing on frickin' Halloween?
• 1:52:20
  Summer's not even over, but whatever. A time
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  for Duval News. If it's foul, then the Duval
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  best believe he gon' read it He speak his mind,
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  no script, no filter Make the room get tense,
• 1:52:49
  he get stiller Clips in the feed, names in the
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  mud He don't smile through lies, he cut through
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  the crust Say it loud, say it plain Heat in the
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  talk, rain on the lane Street view trouble on
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  the map tonight He point at that mess, make the
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  whole thing bite Duval News, Duval News That's
• 1:53:29
  an internet company in Jacksonville. Neighborhood.
• 1:53:33
  Maybe they'd be better than Spectrum. Spectrum
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  sucks. This morning, one man has been arrested
• 1:53:38
  after police say he broke into a home and left
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  it flooded. Douchebag. Today, the Brantley County
• 1:53:46
  School District welcomed students back to the
• 1:53:49
  classroom. People are back to school. You ever
• 1:53:55
  see kids on these things? Yes, all the time.
• 1:53:56
  All the time? All the time. What does that tell
• 1:53:58
  you? They're out there. I'm talking about e -bikes.
• 1:54:02
  Yeah, that is every local news, man. In every
• 1:54:05
  city, everyone's dealing with freaking e -bikes.
• 1:54:08
  All right, let's do Rochester News. It's my favorite
• 1:54:11
  intro I have. It's very, I don't know if the
• 1:54:14
  word's psychedelic. Well, let's see how long
• 1:54:15
  we've been recording. All right, an hour and
• 1:54:17
  54 minutes. We got five minutes left of the Fresno
• 1:54:20
  feed. He lights it up. Turn it up, I got the
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  scoop. Rochester in the loop. New York on the
• 1:54:35
  line. He speaks his mind. Hoppy hour in the air.
• 1:54:38
  Brian Hoppy on the frame. Tampa Bay in his blood.
• 1:55:07
  Oh, I lighted up right now. In court today, the
• 1:55:14
  former Rochester Crossing Guard accused of raping
• 1:55:17
  an 18 -year -old woman in May. Yeah, loser. Police
• 1:55:20
  say 58 -year -old Wayne Plummer approached the
• 1:55:23
  victim as she was waiting for her driving instructor
• 1:55:25
  on Lyle Avenue. Here's how you fix it. I think
• 1:55:28
  you know what's coming. Howdy. Cyber security
• 1:55:44
  is obviously critical to an operation like this.
• 1:55:47
  As water and wastewater treatment plants across
• 1:55:50
  the country come under attack by cyber criminals.
• 1:55:55
  Cyber attacks in Rochester. Because they're bored.
• 1:55:58
  Because all they have to do is eat garbage plates
• 1:56:00
  and listen to Rover in the morning, which I'm
• 1:56:02
  sorry. Time for Winston -Salem News. From Winston,
• 1:56:19
  Salem, I'm talkin' clean Spirulina breeze in
• 1:56:22
  my daily routine Got the draw when I roll through
• 1:56:25
  the lines Slow with the words, but the thought
• 1:56:28
  still shines Rhyme hoppin' on the mic all day
• 1:56:31
  Out of Tampa Bay, he don't play Say what he mean,
• 1:56:35
  let the truth come through If it hit the room,
• 1:56:38
  then it hit the room He don't bite his tongue
• 1:56:41
  No, he let it fly If it's on his mind Winston,
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  sell them news Tell the truth Winston, sell them
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  news Coming through Copy hour on the dial Let
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  it loose Winston, sell them news That's the truth
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  Winston, sell them news Right now Yo! Happy Hot
• 1:57:12
  Topic! From community walks to calls for action,
• 1:57:17
  Greensboro City leaders are speaking out after
• 1:57:19
  a shooting injured nine people, including four.
• 1:57:22
  Yeah, they're going to make a curfew, which those
• 1:57:25
  never work. This next headline I'm very passionate
• 1:57:32
  about. Lawmakers are considering a bill that
• 1:57:36
  could dramatically change North Carolina's hemp
• 1:57:39
  industry house bill. Listen, I don't know what
• 1:57:42
  it is about the boomers. What it is about the
• 1:57:45
  South and people that are Republican, but they
• 1:57:47
  are so against weed. In this short lifetime,
• 1:57:50
  who cares if somebody wants to have hemp? And
• 1:57:53
  I have family. Obviously, I'm doing Winston -Salem
• 1:57:56
  news. I have listeners in Winston -Salem from
• 1:57:58
  my interviews with two guys named Chris. I love
• 1:58:00
  Winston -Salem. I love North Carolina. But this
• 1:58:04
  is not it, dog. Bill 328 proposes stricter regulations
• 1:58:08
  for hemp -derived consumable products. He sounds
• 1:58:13
  like such a boomer talking about marijuana. Let
• 1:58:17
  the people of North Carolina vote for this, not
• 1:58:19
  the stupid boomers that got 20 years left on
• 1:58:22
  this planet. Local hemp business owners say...
• 1:58:25
  Yeah, and then the Republicans claim to be about
• 1:58:28
  the small businesses when they're not. The change
• 1:58:30
  would be detrimental to the industry. Fox 8's
• 1:58:33
  Ho -Jung Ryu spoke with some business owners
• 1:58:37
  and also lawmakers. She joins us here in the
• 1:58:40
  studio tonight. So Ho -Jung, what did these owners
• 1:58:43
  tell you? Well, Neal and Katie, the most controversial
• 1:58:46
  part of this bill to those in the hemp industry
• 1:58:48
  is a new limit on hemp products. Yeah, they're
• 1:58:51
  trying to limit how high you can get. Oh my God,
• 1:58:54
  who cares? How does it affect you if someone
• 1:58:55
  after working eight hours in a world that we
• 1:58:58
  really shouldn't be working? eight hours that
• 1:59:00
  you want to get high at home why does it matter
• 1:59:02
  house bill 328 proposes prohibiting products
• 1:59:05
  containing more than 0 .4 milligrams of total
• 1:59:09
  thc per container those against the bill say
• 1:59:12
  that this could result in a big loss for the
• 1:59:15
  industry but you don't say An industry means
• 1:59:19
  people make money, which means they're small
• 1:59:21
  businesses. And again, these stupid boomers are
• 1:59:25
  screwing us over as they're in their third and
• 1:59:28
  final act on this planet as the worst generation
• 1:59:31
  ever. Those who support the bill say it'll close
• 1:59:35
  loopholes and keep the consumer safe. Why do
• 1:59:38
  you care about the consumer? You care about control.
• 1:59:40
  If you cared about the consumer, you would figure
• 1:59:43
  out a way to let us get high in peace. Shut your
• 1:59:48
  ass. There's a bunch of stupid boomers that just
• 1:59:50
  can't get out of your way. And to that, I say
• 1:59:55
  this right here. Smoke weed every day. And get
• 2:00:00
  over yourself. You're going to be worm meat soon.
• 2:00:02
  Oh, it's the end of the show in Fresno. What
• 2:00:05
  a delightful way to end by saying worm meat.
• 2:00:07
  All right. We always end the show with Cleveland
• 2:00:09
  news. Static crackle, mic pops, the hour is hoppy
• 2:00:25
  Cleveland skyline, foggy, steel mills choppy
• 2:00:28
  City on the Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never sloppy
• 2:00:30
  Radio waves, carry tales, but they ain't gloves
• 2:00:33
  The concrete jungle, potholes where dreams collapse
• 2:00:36
  Downtown echoes to cabs and faded cabs Past the
• 2:00:39
  preaching hustle, corner cabs kids trading maps
• 2:00:41
  where the vibes midwest but the struggle overlaps
• 2:00:44
  back alleys whisper still grit in the air copy
• 2:00:58
  pulling City troops laid bare, bars sharper than
• 2:01:01
  the skyline No time to spare, opinions heavy
• 2:01:04
  as the lake But he don't care Radio days static,
• 2:01:08
  hum in the booth Voice booming through the speakers
• 2:01:10
  Hittin' with the truth Tower city shadows echoing
• 2:01:14
  the youth Uncut, unpolished, Cleveland's the
• 2:01:16
  proof Hoppy blends, no rose tint Just grind every
• 2:01:20
  segment, a slice of Cleveland's mind From the
• 2:01:22
  flats to the heights, stories combined Unfiltered,
• 2:01:26
  unbothered, unrefined Happy Hot Topic. I'm actually
• 2:01:38
  shaking sitting here talking to you about this.
• 2:01:40
  So there was a woman that lost $3 million from
• 2:01:43
  a health insurance fraud in very Ohio. Five women,
• 2:01:46
  years of exploitation, fear, and violence. Today,
• 2:01:50
  their trafficker faced a Cuyahoga County judge
• 2:01:53
  and learned his fate. Robert Wadley is going
• 2:01:55
  to prison for a minimum of 17 years. Yeah, so
• 2:02:00
  there's that. Well, fans can now put a name to
• 2:02:05
  Cleveland's new WNBA franchise. Leah Doherty
• 2:02:07
  was at the ceremony. It's the sirens. Cleveland
• 2:02:11
  Clinic is being once again recognized as one
• 2:02:15
  of the best hospitals in the country. So what's
• 2:02:18
  funny is my Cleveland Clinic memory is, I can't
• 2:02:20
  find the interview, but Robin Williams was on
• 2:02:23
  Conan O 'Brien when he did the Tonight Show like
• 2:02:26
  16 years ago. And he was asked, he was like,
• 2:02:30
  So I heard you had an operation. He's like, oh
• 2:02:32
  yeah, I was in Cleveland and I was all knocked
• 2:02:35
  off on meds and whatnot. And I woke up and I
• 2:02:37
  asked where I was and they said, you're in Cleveland.
• 2:02:40
  And I said, why the fuck am I in Cleveland? And
• 2:02:42
  it was the most relatable thing about Cleveland.
• 2:03:18
  Our main export is crippling depression. They
• 2:03:21
  used to harbor it here. We think this is art.
• 2:03:24
  It could be worse, though at least we're not
• 2:03:26
  Detroit! We're not Detroit! The masses, sports,
• 2:03:31
  you know, keep people from looking at their own
• 2:03:32
  lives and realizing how bad they've actually
• 2:03:34
  gotten, you know? I mean, if you can get drunk
• 2:03:39
  and paint yourself orange and brown every Sunday,
• 2:03:42
  you might realize... I live in Cleveland. How
• 2:03:49
  the hell did this happen? You know, did I used
• 2:03:53
  to eat babies in a former life? And then you
• 2:03:56
  look around at your tiny little house that you
• 2:03:58
  can't afford because of the mortgage crisis and
• 2:03:59
  your horrible little floppy kids who all have
• 2:04:02
  diabetes by the time they're eight because they
• 2:04:03
  live on corn syrup and lye. And then you look
• 2:04:07
  at your big bloated mess of a wife and she waddles
• 2:04:09
  towards you with her front butt going out over
• 2:04:11
  the top of her ass of our shoes. He's like, I'm
• 2:04:14
  gonna go shoot myself and my pregnant 12 -year
• 2:04:16
  -old daughter, right? Do you regret anything
• 2:04:23
  that you said about Cleveland? I didn't regret
• 2:04:25
  it at all. Do you like it? Do you think Cleveland's
• 2:04:30
  cool? I mean, I never heard anybody say, I'm
• 2:04:32
  going to Cleveland on vacation. I think it's
• 2:04:35
  cool. from the outside, whether you're white,
• 2:05:08
  or black, or Sasquatch, even. As long as you
• 2:05:12
  follow your dreams, no matter how crazy or against
• 2:05:16
  the law it is. Except for Sasquatch. If you're
• 2:05:20
  Sasquatch, the rules are different. Forget it,
• 2:05:22
  meanwhile. I'm a circus freak. That's all I'll
• 2:05:26
  ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one of those
• 2:05:29
  guys who can't wait to get to work in the morning.
• 2:05:31
  Like a dairy cow. Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Oh! Yeah,
• 2:06:06
  hey, I'd like a $9 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh,
• 2:06:10
  do you have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good, and
• 2:06:13
  if you got an albino, send her up, too. In, like,
• 2:06:16
  20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep, so get him up
• 2:06:19
  there. I had, like, half a bottle of melatonin,
• 2:06:22
  six beers, this whole f***ing bucket of chicken.
• 2:06:26
  Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no! in four scientific
• 2:06:48
  disciplines. Really? Why do you think they call
• 2:06:53
  me Dr. Quinn? I just thought that was a nickname.
• 2:06:57
  You know, like Dr. Grace. God, you're stupid.
• 2:07:06
  God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass. What
• 2:07:11
  is it now, Hoop? Have you turned on the TV lately?
• 2:07:13
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  Woo -hoo! Yay! All right! Woo -hoo! Woo -hoo!
• 2:07:45
  Woo -hoo! No, not that specific. But why? That's
• 2:08:00
  how I met your great -grandpappy. Oh, he loved
• 2:08:03
  him a good butthole. I told you not, never, ever,
• 2:08:06
  not, no, damn, don't, never, verbulate that man's
• 2:08:08
  name in the house again. I don't think you said
• 2:08:11
  his name. Some of us were a little too busy banging
• 2:08:14
  to exchange business cards. Don't you go Facebook
• 2:08:17
  him on the iBox, neither. Sheriff says you raised
• 2:08:20
  him down hell down at the library. Yeah, you
• 2:08:22
  know I did. You go, no, you don't go at all.
• 2:08:30
  A real live robot? Or is that some kind of cheesy
• 2:08:34
  New Year's costume? Bite my shiny metal ass.
• 2:08:38
  It doesn't look so shiny to me. Shiner than yours,
• 2:08:41
  meatbag. Mmm! And that is that. Hoppy Hour. Hoppy
• 2:09:20
  Hour. It's time for Hoppy in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio
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  .com Hoppy Hour will be right back. You called
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  me a toad. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
• 2:09:50
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  in his selection, so stick around, folks. Oh,
• 2:09:59
  yeah. Here's Little Rock Players with Mrs. Jones
• 2:10:02
  -Rioz. Now she'll go home. Turn your turn, your
• 2:10:39
  turn, your turn, your turn Cause you can be yourself
• 2:10:41
  with me, no need for frontin' And suckin' in
• 2:10:43
  your stomach, no need for suckin' your thumb
• 2:10:45
  And knowin' them, but you can't breathe Loosen
• 2:10:47
  up just a little bit, I'm the one you need to
• 2:10:50
  chill with When you need to, somebody real, ooh,
• 2:10:52
  wait till you see my Later, we'll talk about
• 2:10:55
  it, after the first time You might not wanna
• 2:10:58
  be without me, there's a reason you cheatin'
• 2:11:00
  on me Compare him to me, I doubt it, I'm gon'
• 2:11:02
  blaze this window somewhere I'm Mrs. Jones I
• 2:11:12
  don't mean to praise your name, but I'm gonna
• 2:11:18
  watch Mrs. Jones We both know what's wrong, but
• 2:11:21
  baby, we can get it wrong Relax a little, nobody
• 2:11:25
  can see us We gotta play What you missin'? You
• 2:11:44
  miss them hugs and kisses. You miss excitement
• 2:11:46
  at night and you miss excitement at night. Girl,
• 2:11:49
  you don't feel the same. He's steady trippin',
• 2:11:51
  ain't he? Trippin', ain't he? Trippin', trippin',
• 2:11:53
  ain't he? And I'm gon' simply change it. See,
• 2:11:55
  I can taste your cherry pie before I start to
• 2:11:58
  die. See, I'm just nosin' cause they lonely and
• 2:12:00
  they kissin'. I'll read between them lines. I
• 2:12:03
  see that you be mine. Cause he ain't even Your
• 2:12:09
  man ain't who he used to be And plus, girl, he
• 2:12:11
  ain't cool as me Feel the riches in me You just
• 2:12:14
  like a queen of evil So when you're ready for
• 2:12:17
  some freaking You ain't gotta leave him You can,
• 2:12:19
  you can be my Mrs. Jones Mrs. Mrs. Jones Don't
• 2:12:26
  need to change your name But I'm gonna call you
• 2:12:27
  Mrs. Mrs. Jones We don't know what's wrong But
• 2:12:30
  baby, we can do this Relax and let it come Nobody
• 2:12:33
  can't see us We gotta change Let's get busy,
• 2:12:51
  baby, take it off, make it wiggle when you want
• 2:12:54
  Labels gonna call the law, cause I'm about to
• 2:12:56
  break you off Got kids, knock them out, send
• 2:12:59
  them out with your spouse Make it rock when it's
• 2:13:02
  off, wanna see you for a while Me and you, let's
• 2:13:04
  have a ball, make it hot like Arkansas Snatch
• 2:13:07
  the phone by the wall, let me see that fucking
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  pow Take it low, ride it slow, on the bed, on
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  the floor Up and down, there we go, round and
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  But you with me because you like the way that
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  you Get it on, get it on We are. Hi, this is
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  Henry Oaks, but my buddies may have known me
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  as Hammer and Hank. I was labeled as slow when
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  I started school. Come to find out at the age
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  of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic. Now
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  at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's
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  degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the
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  San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.
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  So yes, I am different. People with autism have
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  no need, no different than you. get an education
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  and join the workforce. I did it, and so can
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  anyone else of autism. So when you meet someone
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  of autism, don't feel sorry for them. Work with
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  them. Find out for yourself. I'm praying on a
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  day to bring joy to my city. Niggas out here
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  broke, got the nerve to be picky. Give my man
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  some bread, cause I hate to see him shitty. I'm
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  about to sell a dope just to make a pretty penny.
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  Keeping it 100, but niggas say keep it 50. Chicago
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  before day, everybody acting like we 50. I told
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  my bitch, fuck him with the greatest and you
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  see. The realest of the realest and the realest
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  of my city. Seven little babies getting killed
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  for no reason. Niggas cracking ties, zeroing
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  all their pieces. Real niggas get blessed and
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  share with they niggas. Real niggas fuck bitches,
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  care to they niggas. Many toes for everybody,
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  breaking down the swisher. We'll be right back.
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  I'm tryna get through it, so I'm watchin' all
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  my moments Checkin' bags like Nike, so I tell
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  them, just do it Tell my niggas, they my brothers,
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  and I treat them like my brothers Tell my brothers
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  and my niggas, so we eat with each other Life
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  is but a dream, till you wake up with your mother
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  Smoke a Mary Jake, and you know more drama I
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  said, you won't come, it's cookin', I'm a master
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  plan Gon' put it in the action, motherfucker,
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  take a stand My bones in the murder cap, and
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  don't hit a man I'm in my own lane, tryna see
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  where I fit in Take a chance, one man's gonna
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  catch a band So we out here every day, tryna
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  chase these bands Makin' all this money, you
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  would never understand So go ahead and judge
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  me, I still get to it Them niggas say they winnin',
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  but I don't I know they really losing, cause
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  the world was later still riding in that Buick
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  And I slow grind and I'ma be fat paced I mean
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  Just cause you rappin' doesn't mean that he gonna
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  rap Slap them doors open on the V, let a hunter
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  rap All them face shots need dimples to identify
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  Louis Tony, ETC, bitch, I been that guy Say hi,
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  E .T., I live in the sky Your bitch on me sexy,
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  try and get my dicks trapped Taking trips with
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  is the fee -fee, honey, put everything on shorty
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  shorty, shorty, shorty Better not! Don't you
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  hate when a nigga fake? Hell yeah, I'm already
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  normal, most niggas snake I'm in your face, lie
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  to you to your face Still ain't really shit to
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  them, cause they do it that day Haters that be
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  coming in, all sizes and shapes Disguised in
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  they face, fake tryna embrace But I ain't with
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  that, so I just fall back Like, nah, my nigga,
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  I'm good, I'm straight Real talk, though, hate
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  is a bitch nigga trait So if you a real nigga,
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  then I know you can relate I know, I know, I
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  going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco
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  DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I may look normal, but the
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  truth is, I have a condition known as autism.
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  That's right, it's a condition, not a disease.
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  That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless
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  of who they are. People with autism normally
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  have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication
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  skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.
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  In a recent study, people with autism learned
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  I beat Josh by having loving friends and family,
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  having a college education. I have even worked
• 2:21:37
  in the San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary
• 2:21:39
  personality for many years. Always remember that
• 2:21:42
  people with autism want the same things as you,
• 2:21:44
  to be happy and successful. To find out more
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  about autism, please contact your local mental
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  health center or visit autismspeech .org. This
• 2:21:53
  is Cameron Hanks, and I appreciate your kindness.
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  Hoping and praying that one day I'm gonna make
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  it No matter what, I keep coming strong I got
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  my eyes on the prize and I'm gonna take it I
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  never realized that it was what it was all to
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  be And today I'm gonna say The lights are off
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  so let's get started Cause I'm out here Through
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  this without you Together we keep breaking the
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  ground I'm gonna do it because I can Take your
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  time, clock's a -choking, playing cool, great,
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  copy's hour, almost done, feels like robbery
• 2:26:05
  in base, trying to copy on the mic, dropping
• 2:26:07
  wisdom, new streams, syndicated sorrow, now it's
• 2:26:10
  time to shatter dreams. Oh, the happy hour, it's
• 2:26:13
  coming so close, radio hits, made it like a Wilson
• 2:26:16
  pose, laughter and joy, this Outro Music Outro
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  Music Like clockwork to a show Now it's time
• 2:27:33
  to face the silence Like the TV on Snow Riot
• 2:27:35
  Hoppy held the mic With humor so divine The void
• 2:27:38
  left in our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line
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  Empty speakers silenced by the coming to an end
• 2:27:49
  Like a rollercoaster stopping while the rivers
• 2:27:51
  bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs ease our daily grind
• 2:27:55
  Now silence will remember thoughts we can't rewind
• 2:27:57
  With Hoppy out already I love you RyanHockeyRadio
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  .com And like that, it's gone. You probably had
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  Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 2:28:44
  um, all I smell is poop. I'll catch you in the
• 2:28:49
  next, and we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is
• 2:28:53
  now over. Happy hour is now over. Game over.
• 2:29:12
  This concludes our broadcast day. Good night,
• 2:29:21
  and God bless America.