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DLHS Hour 4 | F - You DL Hughley · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the deal. Usually show you a twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: sixth edition. Remember that. If you are in Indianapolis, I'm
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  Speaker 1: here now, so I'll be at the at helium to
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  Speaker 1: the night to tomorrow and one show Sunday. Shall come
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  Speaker 1: check me out. If you take a notion, I don't think.
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  Speaker 1: Did you you heard the the Prime minister of Iran?
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  Speaker 1: He said two things that he said that should give
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  Speaker 1: everybody pause. He said, Israel's not fighting some starving group
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  Speaker 1: of people, and guys, we are technivelized for advanced country.
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  Speaker 1: And you can tell by how they're not showing. You
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  Speaker 1: know how you can tell what's going on because no
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  Speaker 1: news is coming from there. It's no pictures of anything
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  Speaker 1: except then blowing stuff up. Yep, that's it now. If
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  Speaker 1: that's true, how did one hundred How did two hundred
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  Speaker 1: soldiers get killed? How two hundred soldiers get hurt too
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  Speaker 1: and tend to get killed? If that's if it's a
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  Speaker 1: one sided thing. And the other thing is he said,
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  Speaker 1: not one drop of oil will come through this straight up. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: he blew up a couple of tanks. He sure, did
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  Speaker 1: you know what the thing about it is? You didn't
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  Speaker 1: vote for that black woman and see it and this
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  Speaker 1: this ta's gonna be a mug boy. I'm telling you,
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  Speaker 1: hain't Blackie gonna be because our morality is tied to
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  Speaker 1: our gas tanks and our grocery cards. And boy oh boy.
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  Speaker 2: Hey guess has gone off like sixty five sixty seven cents?
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  Speaker 1: It is, yes, yes, it is, yes, it is. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to walk to the rallies now. Sometimes people
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  Speaker 1: get really upset with the things I say, so we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna let them bem with that segment called f you
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  Speaker 1: deal Hugely? Won't you please welcome my f you deal hugely?
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  Speaker 1: Correspondent Little Nasie James, This.
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  Speaker 3: Is nasty James guge corresponding our first you gu we comment.
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  Speaker 3: It's from Facebook reader sixty five says d L. I
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  Speaker 3: bought the audiobook version of your new book. I enjoyed
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  Speaker 3: listening to it. If there's one problem your voice? You
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  Speaker 3: saw when I get an audio book, I went into
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  Speaker 3: a smooth voice, read her voice like jamesol Jones or
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  Speaker 3: the Guard from Old State, But instead I had to
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  Speaker 3: listen to your gravelly how much do you smoke? Or
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  Speaker 3: do you gurgle with razor blades? Next time, get someone
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  Speaker 3: with a nice voice to read your audio book, I'd
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  Speaker 3: have to listen to someone and break their nails across
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  Speaker 3: the chalkboard to listen to your horrendous voice. Fuck tdhughgly
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  Speaker 3: her next f you do Hugli comics. That's from the
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  Speaker 3: de Hugly show. App Rember Room sixty nine, says Deal.
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  Speaker 3: Are you the gay police? You're always talking about who
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  Speaker 3: you please get? The other day you said Lindsey Graham's gay.
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  Speaker 3: You said the now dead actor from the old TV
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  Speaker 3: show Lost in Space let's gay. When you're talking to
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  Speaker 3: Chantey Moore, you tease that her ex was gay. And
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  Speaker 3: you're never short of church choir director and Atlantic kate joke. Deal,
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  Speaker 3: I think they'll protest ut too much. Is it possible
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  Speaker 3: you're repressing your own same sex feelings? Maybe it's you
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  Speaker 3: who needs to come out of the classes. Are you
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  Speaker 3: with the comedy get down or the comedy down Low?
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  Speaker 1: Now?
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  Speaker 3: I understand why I always see you sucking on a
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  Speaker 3: big fat, long ground cigar fuck with de Hugly. Wait,
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  Speaker 3: you probably like that fast FDGD comic that's you Instagram.
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  Speaker 3: I'm shook ninety five, says Dale. I'm already talking about
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  Speaker 3: the manager that called the police and a black woman
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  Speaker 3: who's trying to use a coupon. You went in on
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  Speaker 3: that white man for being scared and overreacting. Now, Dale, well,
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  Speaker 3: I do agree, he didn't need to call the cops.
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  Speaker 3: Let's not act like an upset black woman isn't something
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  Speaker 3: to be afraid of.
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  Speaker 1: Every time my wife puts.
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  Speaker 3: Her hands on her hips and starts singing her neck
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  Speaker 3: and yells at me, I'm terrified, don't ask like when
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  Speaker 3: your black life starts in on you that you weren't
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  Speaker 3: scared to death and think about dialing nine one one.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's it for this week.
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  Speaker 3: This has been easy, James at duly correspond until next week.
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  Speaker 1: Bye. Now this time what you need to know with
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  Speaker 1: the one and only Sybil Wilks.
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  Speaker 4: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know From Tehran,
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  Speaker 4: that country's new supreme leader, Ayatola Motabik Kameni, has issued
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  Speaker 4: his first statement since the death of his father, vowing
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  Speaker 4: to maintain the blockade of the Strait of Horn Moves
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  Speaker 4: and avenge those he calls martyrs. While the Ayatola is
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  Speaker 4: yet to be seen in public, his stranglehold on the
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  Speaker 4: world's most vital oil waterway is being felt at every
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  Speaker 4: American gas station, and this as new reports suggests that
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  Speaker 4: outdated intelligence may have been the cause of a tragic
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  Speaker 4: and deadly school strike by the US military in Iran
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  Speaker 4: earlier this week. In local politics, Los Angeles Mayor Karen
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  Speaker 4: Vass says she's confident she'll be the one to lead
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  Speaker 4: that city when it hosts the upcoming World Cup and
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  Speaker 4: Super Bowl. This despite a new poll showing her approval
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  Speaker 4: rating has plummeted to twenty four percent among registered voters
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  Speaker 4: will nearly half of the city disapproves of her performance,
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  Speaker 4: and Emmerson College poll shows the mayor still holds a
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  Speaker 4: lead over other candidates, though a fifty one percent of
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  Speaker 4: likely voters say they are still undecided about who should
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  Speaker 4: leave the city of Angels and In sports, the Minnesota
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  Speaker 4: Vikings made a major move under a center. The team
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  Speaker 4: signed quarterback Kyler Murray to a one year deal after
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  Speaker 4: his release from the Cardinals, in a massive bargain for
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  Speaker 4: the Vikings, the Cardinals will pay the bulk of the
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  Speaker 4: thirty seven million dollars that he is old for next season.
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  Speaker 4: In entertainment, the legendary catalog of Quincy Jones is finding
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  Speaker 4: a new home. Harbor View Equity Partners announced the acquisition
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  Speaker 4: of select music and publishing assets from the late Icons
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  Speaker 4: of States. The deal includes his participation in the Fresh
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  Speaker 4: Prince of bel Air and other secondary rights. Mister Quincy
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  Speaker 4: Jones passed away in twenty twenty four at the age
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  Speaker 4: of ninety one. To subscribe to my free daily newsletter,
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  Speaker 4: Sybil Wilkes. Be informed, be empowered.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Sybil. That's going to do it for us.
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  Speaker 1: Ladyes Jemmisidal, you will show you a twenty twenty six edition.
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  Speaker 1: Remember that if you are in Indianapis, I am here now?
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  Speaker 1: Can't you tell about all the sunshine those I'm here?
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  Speaker 1: I'm here so if you, if you'd like, come check
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  Speaker 1: me out at Helium. Two shows tonight, two shows tomorrow,
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  Speaker 1: one show Sunday. Jaddon Sanders, what is today?
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  Speaker 4: You know?
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to say thank you to Skip for clarifying
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  Speaker 2: something for me. I know I told you guys yesterday
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  Speaker 2: that apparently the national boycott for Target was over. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I got a little bit more clarification. So allegedly there
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  Speaker 2: were two things. There was a Target Fast and a
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  Speaker 2: Target boycott. The Target Fast, which was started by Jamal
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  Speaker 2: Bryant for clergy and Church, actually started March fifth, twenty
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  Speaker 2: twenty five. However, the national boycott began before that on
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  Speaker 2: February first, and it was started by attorney Nakima Levy Armstrong,
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  Speaker 2: also Monique Culors Dotie who is a co founder of
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  Speaker 2: Black Lives Matter in Minnesota, and Jelani Hussein who is
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  Speaker 2: the executive director of c ai R in Minnesota. And
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  Speaker 2: Minnesota is where this started, and it's actually the headquarters
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  Speaker 2: for Target. And they came out and said, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what you heard, but the Target boycott is not over.
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  Speaker 2: We haven't gotten everything that we asked for.
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  Speaker 1: So said it was I'm taking as a minute, that's
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  Speaker 1: the fast.
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  Speaker 2: So if you were part of the fast, then yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but if you're part of the boycott, and I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna call him Clay, I'm gonna call him Clay. That's
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  Speaker 1: what happened.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't I don't go anywhere, but thank you
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  Speaker 2: Skipp for that clear I was just getting and I
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  Speaker 2: wanted to give also credit where credit was due because
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  Speaker 2: it was actually those three that started the boycott.
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  Speaker 1: Not not not not Jamal.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't got nonhing.
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  Speaker 1: I guess Jamal famous though.
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  Speaker 2: He made it famous though for sure. That's why I said,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not taking anything away from him, you know, as
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  Speaker 2: Uncle Kenny said, I can't take that away from you.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, all right, skip my man, cheat them
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  Speaker 1: when you learn today. Hey, man, I just learned you're
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  Speaker 1: in Indy this weekend. You get a chance to hang
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  Speaker 1: out with my line.
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  Speaker 2: Brother man Uh he's the tray on my line and
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  Speaker 2: his name is Trey Avery.
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  Speaker 1: Coincidentally talking about not being able to forget. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking for it. Excited to see the brus I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking forward to it coming over the next day. You
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  Speaker 1: a great, safe weekend. It is the dal you can show.
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  Speaker 1: We will definitely see you on the other side. Kaile,
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  Speaker 1: to go. It's the deal you We shall see you
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