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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Marcellus Wiley GOES DOWN, Aaron Rodgers CONSPIRACY, Mel Tucker UNFAIRLY ATTACKED?? · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: On today's show, we'll tell you why the real winner
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  Speaker 1: on Monday night was Aaron Rodgers.
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  Speaker 1: Live from Philly. It's the number one rated Tolly and
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  Speaker 1: On today's show, we're going to explain why there could
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  Speaker 1: be a huge misunderstanding in the media's attack unembattled Michigan
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  Speaker 1: state head coach and alleged phone sexer Mel Tucker.
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  Speaker 2: And we're also going to tell.
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  Speaker 1: You about the one stat about Dak Prescott that the
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  Speaker 1: untrustworthy media is hiding from you. Anyway, yeah, exact, and well,
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  Speaker 1: you know what we're gonna do. We're gonna bring all
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  Speaker 1: that up with our guest today, a former member of
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  Speaker 1: the Cowboys himself, total homer, you know, yeah, and also
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  Speaker 1: a member of the untrustworthy corporate media. Yeah, Marcellus Wiley
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  Speaker 1: and Tony Hope he's not as bad as last time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, or it's going to be a Wiley before we
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  Speaker 2: have him back.
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  Speaker 1: Well said there. Anyway, on the subject to backs, good segue.
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  Speaker 1: that we got that business out of the way, let's
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  Speaker 1: get right into it, Dony, with our top story story,
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  Speaker 1: all right, obviously the top story. Aaron Rodgers injured on
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  Speaker 1: the opening drive of the season, now out for the
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  Speaker 1: rest of the season, and people are saying this is
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  Speaker 1: a terrible break for the Jets and Aaron Rodgers. Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a terrible break for the Jets, but not for
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  Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly. Couldn't have gotten out at a better time, Isn't
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  Speaker 2: that right, Dony. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: If there's one thing we all know about football, it's
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  Speaker 3: that the less you play for the Jets, the better.
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  Speaker 2: That's why Aaron Rodgers got lucky. Here. You know, there's
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  Speaker 2: a stat called quarterback wins and it's separate from team wins,
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  Speaker 2: and it's for this reason. Right here, you see, I've
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  Speaker 2: still got the Jets predicted to go two and fifteen
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  Speaker 2: on the year, but Aaron Rodgers is gonna go seventeen
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  Speaker 2: to zero because every game he doesn't play for the
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  Speaker 2: Jets is a win. Great point, Dony.
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  Speaker 1: And you know people say the biggest win by a
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  Speaker 1: QB in Jets' history is Joe Namath winning.
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  Speaker 2: The No No, No Way.
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  Speaker 1: It's when Brett Fov told the GM he had a
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  Speaker 1: shoulder injury so they wouldn't resign him, and then he
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  Speaker 1: got to go to Minnesota, big win by five right there.
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  Speaker 2: One hundred percent. He got out just in time.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, by the way, you know, people are
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  Speaker 1: claiming out there that this Aaron Rodgers injury proves that
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  Speaker 1: the NFL is ripped, and Tony, those people are clearly
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  Speaker 1: onto something, aren't.
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  Speaker 3: They Clearly It's not hard to connect the dots here.
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  Speaker 3: All you have to do is look at where the
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  Speaker 3: injury happened. Met Life Stadium, a stadium named after an
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  Speaker 3: insurance company. They don't care about football, they care about
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  Speaker 3: cross promotion.
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  Speaker 2: So true, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you look around the league, Kyler Murray, Cardinals,
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  Speaker 1: State Farm Stadium insurance Company.
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  Speaker 3: There you go injured. There you go, look at Von
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  Speaker 3: Miller never injured. Then he goes and plays in Buffalo
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  Speaker 3: at high Mark Blue Cross Blue Shield Stadium and boom injured.
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  Speaker 2: Just so clear when you lay it all out there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and now the Steelers are playing at Akroshuer Stadium.
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  Speaker 3: Akrosher is you guessed it an insurance company? Somebody yup,
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  Speaker 3: yup exactly. And if I'm Kenny Pickett, I'm demanding a
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  Speaker 3: trade today.
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  Speaker 1: Terrific analysis, Tony. And now the more week one reaction.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the media has been going off about how
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  Speaker 1: the Cowboys beat the Giants forty to nothing. Leaz, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you're deciding the real story, the true story, as they
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  Speaker 1: always go.
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  Speaker 2: And the true story.
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  Speaker 1: Is that Dak Prescott played like hot garbage. And you know, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: when we talk stats, what is the most important stat
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  Speaker 1: for a quarterback completion percent exactly, completion percentage. And Dak
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  Speaker 1: Prescott had a pitiful completion percentage of fifty four point two.
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  Speaker 1: And Tony, this could have serious ramifications, couldn't it.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go to the numbers.
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  Speaker 3: Dak Prescott had a fifty four point two percent completion percentage.
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  Speaker 3: But if you look at Cowboys backup QB. Trey Lance's
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  Speaker 3: career numbers. You'll easily see he has a much more
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  Speaker 3: respectable career completion percentage of fifty four point nine percent.
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  Speaker 3: So don't be surprised if Mike McCarthy makes a move
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  Speaker 3: here and brings in the more reliable quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: Just terrific statistical analysis that, Tony. I need to do
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  Speaker 1: a huge story out of college football. Michigan State head
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  Speaker 1: coach Meltducker under fire for supposedly engaging in what he
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  Speaker 1: calls consensual phone sex with the woman, during which he
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  Speaker 1: admits to pleasuring himself during the call. Anyway, Well, they're
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  Speaker 1: piling on melt Tucker here for his poor choices, and
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  Speaker 1: you know he certainly made a poort choice there, you know,
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  Speaker 1: at least.
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  Speaker 2: Call a professional or something.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, Jack, Tony, there could be another side to
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  Speaker 1: this story, isn't that right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? You know, mel Tucker is a college football head coach.
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  Speaker 3: How do we know this was phone sex and not
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  Speaker 3: just him calling plays?
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  Speaker 2: You know, go deep, chase those deep balls.
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  Speaker 3: Let's double team the receiver and feed him some deep balls.
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  Speaker 3: Go up the middle, find the hole and go deep
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  Speaker 3: on those balls and grab that old leathery pigskin. You
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  Speaker 3: see how easily one could misconstrue the situation.
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  Speaker 1: Just terrific legal analysis that, Tony. And you know there's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of football news dominating the headlines, but we're
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  Speaker 1: not gonna let that keep us from reporting the big
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  Speaker 1: news in other major sports, especially baseball.
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  Speaker 2: So it's time right now for MLB check in B
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  Speaker 2: check gi.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Tony, you saw a big story on the ESPN
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  Speaker 1: homepage from you sooner the other day.
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  Speaker 2: What was it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna read this word for word because it's
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  Speaker 3: so impressive and so important. Houston astro Chris Tucker became
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  Speaker 3: the first Houston player over the past fifty seasons to
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  Speaker 3: triple twice in an inning, getting hits off Tim Hill
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  Speaker 3: and Rich Hill. He's only the second player in the
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  Speaker 3: Expansion era since nineteen sixty one with two triples and
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  Speaker 3: the same inning, joining Colorado's Corey Sullivan, who did so
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  Speaker 3: in the top of the fifth on April ninth, two
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  Speaker 3: thousand and six at San Diego.
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  Speaker 4: No B check game.
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  Speaker 2: Just wow, wow. You know, we probably should have led
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  Speaker 2: with that story, probably should have, Dony, but it's too
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  Speaker 2: late now.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, Y, on that subject, I see our guest
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  Speaker 1: coming on the line, so let's go ahead and bring
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  Speaker 1: him on the Fusco Satellite Network.
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  Speaker 4: Fusco Satellite Rod.
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  Speaker 2: All right, this guy.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the last time we had him on the show,
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  Speaker 1: we got our highest numbers ever, So I'm sure he's
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  Speaker 1: very thankful that we did that for him, gave him
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  Speaker 1: that exposure. Any Yeah, exactly recently gained some notoriety in
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  Speaker 1: this business as a sports analyst. He's hosting the More
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  Speaker 1: to It podcast. You know, still trying to work his
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  Speaker 1: way up to our level.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe he'll get the.
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  Speaker 1: NFL Pro Bowl defensive end named of that Pro Bowl
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  Speaker 1: when he was with the Chargers, so you know, it
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  Speaker 1: was probably a mercy vote there, you know, just a
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  Speaker 1: participation trophy. Prora was beating no cross, we're still doing.
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  Speaker 1: We're not going with You're you're all ivy league. That's
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  Speaker 1: not something to brag about. You would take that out
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  Speaker 1: of your bio if I I never heard of that. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: Here he is, Marcellus Wiley.
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  Speaker 4: Well, welcome back.
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  Speaker 2: To the show.
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  Speaker 5: I got sax on a lot of high network individuals.
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  Speaker 5: That's nothing to brag about.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what were their names?
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  Speaker 1: Thurston Howell the third congratulations exactly. All right, let's start
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  Speaker 1: us off with the top story there, Marcellus, the season
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  Speaker 1: ending injury to Aaron Rodgers. You know people are saying
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  Speaker 1: this is devastating for Aaron Rodgers, But hold on, if
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  Speaker 1: you know anything about football, the less you play.
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  Speaker 2: For the Jets the better.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm relieved. Do you think Aaron Rodgers is right now?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Man, when you stopped that? First of all, I got
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  Speaker 5: respect for the Jets when we used to play the Jets.
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  Speaker 5: I played for the Buffalo Bills. Oh AFC championship games
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  Speaker 5: they were tilting. Don't act like Fireman Ed didn't have
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  Speaker 5: that whole crowd rocking.
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  Speaker 2: This guy's stuck in the year nineteen ninety eight.
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  Speaker 1: What year are you with? What year are you even
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  Speaker 1: talking about? The Backstreet Boys are the best band on
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  Speaker 1: the game? The Vinny Testaverdi Jets.
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  Speaker 5: Oh I'm sorry, I'm stuck in the past. But everybody
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  Speaker 5: was talking in the present. This was a Super Bowl
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  Speaker 5: contending team. So how us he is devastating to them
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  Speaker 5: and him not being able to play for him?
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  Speaker 4: You stopped that?
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  Speaker 2: No, you stop that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you's talking about that. You listen to our show,
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  Speaker 1: You'll get the truth. Maybe on your show you're giving
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  Speaker 1: out shitty predictions like that anyway, exactly, all right, Just
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  Speaker 1: but to stay on the subject here. You know a
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  Speaker 1: lot of the conspiracy theorists out are saying that the
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  Speaker 1: injury to Aaron Rodgers proves that the NFL is rigged,
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  Speaker 1: and they're totally honest.
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  Speaker 2: Something Just just tell explain to him, Tony.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, look at where Aaron Rodgers suffered the injury.
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  Speaker 3: Marcellus met Life Stadium. You're named for an insurance company.
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  Speaker 3: Look at where Kyler Murray suffered his injury, State Farm Stadium,
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  Speaker 3: insurance company. They don't care about football, they care about
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  Speaker 3: cross promotion. So based on that, don't you think it's
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  Speaker 3: clear that these companies are injuring quarterbacks to promote their
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  Speaker 3: their products.
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  Speaker 5: So oh so all the other stadiums where they get injured.
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  Speaker 5: I was at so Far Stadium, and what were they
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  Speaker 5: gonna promote there? It's nothing to do.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna put a low bank account. I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: banking you over.
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  Speaker 5: You know what it's about. You're playing football. I don't
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  Speaker 5: give a damn where you play it. If you play
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  Speaker 5: the front.
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  Speaker 4: Yard, backyard, MetLife Stadium in the park, it's all.
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  Speaker 1: But didn't you you're a stadium and you're like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: this is Blue Cross Blue Shield Stadium.
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  Speaker 2: I'm in trouble.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah no, no, just like when I go to Crypto
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  Speaker 5: dot com arena or something, I don't feel like I
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  Speaker 5: am invested.
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: Well wait, you're saying you don't invest in crypto. That's
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  Speaker 2: your mistake.
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  Speaker 5: And where are you right now? Is that what happens
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  Speaker 5: when you?
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me? This is the finest wood paneling money can buy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not connecting over there on the other side.
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  Speaker 4: But I give you.
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  Speaker 1: That man put through that wall, and I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: pay to you.
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: Come over here. I'll put your head right through that hole. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: what is the matter? Background?
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  Speaker 5: That being a runner up? Background? This filled up your egos.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know a kidding me. Look at that, oh
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  Speaker 4: second place silver, What do.
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  Speaker 2: You that a charger's uniform.
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: That's that's like the definition of a copper metal.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. You haven't even been near a souper even not
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  Speaker 2: even in the parking lot.
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  Speaker 5: Yep, you and I have gotten the same distance close
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  Speaker 5: to a Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 2: Oh of slippery field. They were gonna be there winning
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  Speaker 2: this year.
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  Speaker 1: Here all right, Look, look on the subject of teams
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  Speaker 1: that don't win Super Bowls. You know, let's talk about
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  Speaker 1: the Cowboys. And I know you're biased because you played
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  Speaker 1: for the team. You know, the entire media is talking
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  Speaker 1: about how the Cowboys beat the Giants forty to zero.
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  Speaker 1: But they're just conveniently forgetting to mention that Dak Prescott
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  Speaker 1: had a completion percentage of fifty four point two.
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  Speaker 2: Horrible.
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  Speaker 1: Now, let's just compare that number to Trey Lance's career
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  Speaker 1: completion percentage, which is significantly higher at fifty four point nine.
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  Speaker 1: So wait, you'll think Mike McCarthy will be making a
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  Speaker 1: move to Trey Lance.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, he's not making a move to Trey Lance from
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  Speaker 5: no point seven percentage points.
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  Speaker 4: That's not happening.
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  Speaker 5: Even though he's cheaper, even though he's younger, none of
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  Speaker 5: us happnik is he's not better than Dak Prescott. Y'all
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  Speaker 5: know Dak Prescott, the dude that owns the Philadelphia Eagles.
• 14:05
  Speaker 5: Y'all know Dak Prescott.
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  Speaker 1: You know, this is pretty the analysis for an IVY
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  Speaker 1: League guy you don't even know percentages?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, how did you graduate?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you don't always go with the higher percentage.
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  Speaker 5: You gotta go with the guy who does higher in touchdowns,
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  Speaker 5: fewer interceptions. Sorry last year, Dak, I ain't mean nothing.
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  Speaker 5: And then all seeing percentates. How about that percentage? You
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  Speaker 5: want to talk about a percentage?
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  Speaker 3: Completion percentage? That's a quarterback's job is to complete passes.
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  Speaker 3: So what's one point and then completion percentage? You can
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  Speaker 3: complete a thought? But god, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 4: The completion percentage is a means to the end. The
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  Speaker 4: end is to win the game, just like testdowns, just
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  Speaker 4: like interceptions. It's all about winning.
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  Speaker 5: Who's gonna win more in that building, Trey Lance or
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  Speaker 5: Dak Prescott?
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  Speaker 4: Come on, man, turn a half back around so you
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  Speaker 4: can think straight.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, well, you're the one who played for the Chargers,
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  Speaker 1: so I don't know really what you know about winning.
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  Speaker 2: But okay, you know, but hold on just a moment.
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  Speaker 1: Let's continue this subject because you're clearly worked up about it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the other week, Trey Lan said something very concerning.
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  Speaker 2: You heard this.
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  Speaker 1: He said he's going to do all he can to
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  Speaker 1: learn from Dak Prescott. That's like saying, if I want
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: to learn coaching, I'm going to go ask Jason Garrett.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, as a bench strategy. How concerned were you
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  Speaker 1: by these shocking comments.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, Okay, let's stop here.
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  Speaker 5: Y'all act like Dak Prescott's not top ten and he's
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  Speaker 5: not as an NFL quarterback and.
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  Speaker 4: He oh he's not. So how you become the highest
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  Speaker 4: paid quarterback at one time? Crazy? You're not a top
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  Speaker 4: ten quarterback.
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  Speaker 2: That's a great question. We don't have the answer to that.
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  Speaker 2: He's terrible. Got a great lawyer before last year.
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  Speaker 5: You would have never let them leave your mouth being
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  Speaker 5: the Jalen Hurst was your quarterback.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not letting that happen.
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  Speaker 5: Dak Prescott is Jayalen Hurst got him right now in
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  Speaker 5: totality career for career, I still take Dak prescotts CA.
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  Speaker 4: But Jaysen hurts or you would too.
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  Speaker 2: If anything hurts. It's my ears from that take.
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  Speaker 3: He's not even a top twenty quarterback. We could go
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  Speaker 3: down the list. Let's let's start AFC East.
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  Speaker 2: Josh Allen's better, tours better, Zach Wilson is better. They're
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  Speaker 2: all better than Dak Prescott.
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  Speaker 4: Did you just say.
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: Zach Wilson, Man, I think I got a bad wife
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: bar because there's no way you let Dack Wilson come
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  Speaker 5: out of your.
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  Speaker 2: P record this year. Yeah, put up that side by
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  Speaker 2: side graphic. Look at this week one more touchdown, Zach Wilson.
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  Speaker 2: You are your completion percentage? Zach Wilson.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what the hell? This one game? What you guys? Guys? Forest?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about with Forest,
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  Speaker 1: you talking about?
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  Speaker 4: This isn't this is breakfast today.
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  Speaker 2: This isn't the Forest Free Show.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I had a terrific breakfast. I'm gonna yeah fincast today.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's move on to a shocking scandal. Muscellus
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  Speaker 1: out of college football, and you've heard Michigan State coach
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  Speaker 1: Mel Tucker in very hot water over an alleged phone
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  Speaker 1: sex call. Now, you know you've been around football coaches.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you think it's possible this could be, you know,
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  Speaker 1: all some kind of misunderstanding. You know, didn't Wade Phillips
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  Speaker 1: or someone ever call you and say something like, hey, Marcellus,
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  Speaker 1: you got to penetrate that open hole or you know,
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  Speaker 1: get low onto something and grab those leathery balls. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: you know that guy so hot?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Sound that guy?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You don't you see how easily the situation could get
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  Speaker 1: so misconstrewed.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, look I can't say that I've never had
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  Speaker 5: a conversation with Wade. Phil's tomball run through a hole
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  Speaker 5: before penetrate a hole. But it never happened in the morning.
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  Speaker 5: It never happened at twelve thirty in the morning. So
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  Speaker 5: miscas screwed is out the window. At twelve thirty. If
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  Speaker 5: we worked together, you from me at twelve thirty. We're
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  Speaker 5: working on something else at twelve thirty, and it ain't
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  Speaker 5: the job, So.
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  Speaker 4: No miscus screwing there. I think both of them are lying.
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  Speaker 5: If they both would the truth, we will get to
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  Speaker 5: an understanding that at twelve thirty only few things occur.
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  Speaker 4: We know what that is.
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  Speaker 2: Well, what are you doing? What are you doing at twelve? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: what are you doing at twelve thirty?
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  Speaker 5: I am sleeping because I have four kids and they
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  Speaker 5: gonna get up at six regardless of how daddy's night went.
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  Speaker 5: So at twelve thirty, if I'm not tapped out, I'm
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  Speaker 5: gonna be checked out the next morning.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So based on that, I'm just gathering that your knowledge
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  Speaker 1: of the phone sex business is low?
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  Speaker 2: Is that what I'm getting out of understand right here?
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  Speaker 5: An export was knowledge is low because porn is free
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  Speaker 5: on the internet or are you calling? Just dial up
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  Speaker 5: your own damn website and just look at it. You
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  Speaker 5: don't have to bother anybody.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, you know, just for the record, Tony is
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  Speaker 1: much more knowledgeable about this subject than you are, so
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  Speaker 1: maybe it was ay it was a waste.
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  Speaker 2: Believe it at that.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Hey, you know you seem to like talking
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  Speaker 1: football so much and he acts like you know so much.
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  Speaker 1: Ivy liga, All right, what's the Super Bowl prediction?
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  Speaker 2: And go Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I want to say charges out of my mouth, but
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  Speaker 4: I can't lie. Right now.
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  Speaker 5: I would say it looks like Kansas City and it
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  Speaker 5: hasn't even haven't even won a game.
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  Speaker 1: You're an NFL analyst, You're an n about this now't
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  Speaker 1: to waits end of the season.
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  Speaker 5: You should know that I actually wait for teams to
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  Speaker 5: play more games. I wait for guys to get hurt.
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  Speaker 2: We already have it done, We already know. All right,
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  Speaker 2: come on, go ahead, give us your pick.
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  Speaker 5: Show.
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  Speaker 4: I would say, Kacy or Baltimore represent what are.
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  Speaker 2: In the NFC? Bro, Come on say it. Eagle's say
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  Speaker 2: it ain't Philly.
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  Speaker 1: Guess even gonna wait around for your prediction. Now it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna come in two years. Guess what yourself an analyst,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call.
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  Speaker 4: You off the show.
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  Speaker 2: Guess what this show. You're not gonna be back a
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  Speaker 2: long Wiley off the show. You go back to sleep, Muscellus,
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  Speaker 2: you clearly sleep deprived. Yeah, you phone, don't worry. I
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  Speaker 2: think Mel Tuck is online too. For your mycellist. Is
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  Speaker 2: he off the line?
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  Speaker 1: Jay? Hang up the For your young folk trying to
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  Speaker 1: come up in the business, you go on a show,
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  Speaker 1: have your picks ready to go?
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  Speaker 2: It's called pre producing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's probably still on the line thinking about his
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  Speaker 3: Super Bowl pick right now.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know glad we got out of that in
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  Speaker 1: time because you know it's time to wrap the show.
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  Speaker 1: And also, thank god, terrific sponsor, Club Glove, Thank you
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  Speaker 1: someone who needs to be clubbed.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jay, what do you want corrections?
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  Speaker 6: What? What?
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  Speaker 4: Well?
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  Speaker 6: First, you compared Dak Prescott's completion percentage in the Giants
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  Speaker 6: game to Trey Lance's career completion percentage.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, bro, totally rough comparison for Dak. They Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's not even close.
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  Speaker 6: No, you can't compare one game to another player's entire career.
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  Speaker 6: It's clear you don't know how stats work. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 6: well it's clear you don't know how my taser works.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna compare your career to Jimmy Buffett's career
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  Speaker 3: over eye.
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  Speaker 2: No, I've finished second. What hurry up.
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  Speaker 6: At the beginning of the show, you called the Eagles
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  Speaker 6: quote undefeated. Yeah, bro, check the standings, bro exactly, their
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  Speaker 6: record is one and oh they've played one game. That's
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  Speaker 6: not what the term undefeated is for.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, uh, do you know what the term
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  Speaker 2: shut the fuck up is for? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: You know whose record is? Oh and a thousand? You
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  Speaker 3: on tinder y. God, we're done, let's get out of here. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 3: hurry up.
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  Speaker 6: You said it's a conspiracy because von Miller got injured
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  Speaker 6: at the bill Stadium because it's named after Blue Cross
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  Speaker 6: Blue Shield, a medical insurance company.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't be a sheep, Broe.
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  Speaker 6: That wasn't a home game. He suffered the injury playing
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  Speaker 6: against the Detroit Lions, who play at Ford Field.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well I'm going to rent afford and drive
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  Speaker 1: your dead body to a field and dump it there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and don't try to fight us, because we're like
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  Speaker 3: the Detroit Lions undefeated.
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  Speaker 2: Yea and That's how it's done.
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  Speaker 1: Note to the show finally coming on booked super Bowl
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  Speaker 1: hero Eagles legend Nick Foles will be here next week.
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  Speaker 2: Spend all your money at the store. Great job as always,
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  Speaker 2: Same to you, Polly, another floorless show. We'll see you
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