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Jay Pharoah: Comedy Impressions, SNL Sketches, and The Quiz with Balls · Culture Shock

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  [SPEAKER_04]: You know what?
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I would like to say one more thing.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, and this is for all my gentlemen out there Who are you talking to me who are looking to get married?
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  [SPEAKER_04]: No, oh, maybe me.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Hey.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Hey.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Hey, um, when the money's right.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Do not be do not be afraid of the pre-nup conversation Okay, big pee because a pre-nup doesn't mean I don't trust you now.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: It means I don't trust you later.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: There we go
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Y'know!
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to CultureShark, the podcast where I say, a lot of things I might regret later, but, you know, doing it live.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: On my podcast today, well, we have someone who I've watched on SNL.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Many of times, I've enjoyed his impersonations.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: He's on a show that has a lot of big balls.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: A lot of fun.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Please welcome Jay Farrow to CultureShark.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: What's going on, people?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: How you doing?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: We're here with Fortnite today.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, absolutely.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: We got the white, we got the white happening.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: That's a little off-white right there.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: You know what I'm saying?
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Me, I got the comment, the godly white, you know what the Dragon Ball thing.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: But if I would have known, we would do a chess here as a white leaders.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I would have been right with you, bro.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: How many chess tests do you have?
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I'm 17.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I count them.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, like they're in the Batman symbol.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Like kind of chess here or like... Let me see here.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Let me see.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: No, this is more to seven.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, she's something.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's like, yeah, I got a lot.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't, okay, I'll hunt it.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I got a hunt at Chesapeake as baby feel it out and I'm name them all name them biblical names Hey, look my name is Andrew you name it between Simon Peter or Andrew when I was born and I said how How did this brown guy get this like you know?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Well before we begin every podcast I always say nothing bad happens when we pray so let's let's have a podcast prayer Okay, so please hold out your hands and pray with me.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: All right.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: It laid this prayer for me as we delve in
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  [SPEAKER_04]: If I look at, thank you for bringing us here today safely.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Please help us on this podcast that it won't be too outlandish.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: So we will have fun and at the end of it, we will both have jobs.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: So your name, Jesus, amen.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I love jobs.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: See, there we go.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Jobs security.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Not what?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Not Steve Jobs, but oh, not love jobs.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I love jobs.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: OK, see, I spent too much of Amazon.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I can't be talking smack.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: This whole time I forgot, we all said somebody else here in studio.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, it's just, it's just something that slips my mind every time.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: We have someone who is a comedian and author and also a fellow podcaster.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Please welcome Kendall Lentworth to this studio.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Hey, hi!
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  [SPEAKER_03]: What up, Kendall?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Hello!
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  [SPEAKER_04]: How are you?
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  [SPEAKER_04]: It was going.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: You love, I, it was like my ex.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Really?
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, my first one.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, did you, did you, did you guys break up because of her looks?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I was six, baby.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how we broke up, I don't know how we broke up.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You don't remember about how you're a slayer.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: She had a boyfriend list, that's why we broke up.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I gave her six.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I gave her six.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, she had a boyfriend list and she just marked me off.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: It's like a line leader who's going to get it today.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: You know, if she, yeah, I'm, I'm sure and I don't think they will black you.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: That's what I think it would just.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I think it was like four of the white dudes.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it was cool.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I am boyfriend.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It was first grade.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He gave me, he proposed me to the ring.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: His mom calls my mom.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: She said, she needs to give me that ring back.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's my toe ring.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, wow.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I thought you were going to say something sweet like a ring pop.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But no, it was a real diamond.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: A real diamond.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But obviously, probably not.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I think at the time I thought, but now looking back, it probably wasn't real.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: And he was a foot fetish.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Like sweet.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, man.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, man.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: And none wrong with that.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Blame Nickelodeon.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Don't yuck your yum.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Don't yuck your yum.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: That is that is going on a t-shirt.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I like to see it.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Before we get into this podcast, there are a couple rules of the road.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I should lay out.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: And we like rules and guidelines and guardrails for life, right?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: So, unless we're bowling, we're only.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Unless we're bowling, you like no rules.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no guardrails when you're bowling.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: That's cheating.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: So if Argo Kendall ever wants to speak on this podcast going forward, she has to hit her button.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Kendall, can you please hit your button?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Isn't it obnoxious?
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I feel like you can't even imagine that woman.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I've been silent completely.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: And if you ever want or I want Kendall to not speak and more and you want to just gab on, you have to hit this button.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Can you please hit it for me?
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  [SPEAKER_04]: It was just a part of the game show guy a button and he's going to just keep hitting it.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't get to press them so you know I'm aware I know you get the foam of one hit the button so I let you hit the button.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, right.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: My turn to be a contestant, baby.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: You right.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, are we buckled are we ready for this podcast?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Let's go great.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Thank God.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Now, you are currently the host of the quiz with balls, but we'll just start from the beginning of time, back to the young ages.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: You literally started doing impressions at the age of six years old, as Lago from Aladdin.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I did my research.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: So was the impersonation like good would you say would you?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: No, they were great.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: No, I don't know like I love them in with confidence No, no, the the I go impression which was which is Gilbert Godford At that age my girlfriend told me that you know you're really good at this you make a really good Yaga you should keep going.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: That's a great white girl impersonation, but that's how she sounded.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I know it's kind of cliche, but you know
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  [SPEAKER_03]: That was a really good impression.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, yes, you know, I was I believe that I was like, who's this white girl sitting across for me?
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Hey, man, you know, uh, I can morph, you know, a lot of you know, here's something that people always get wrong.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: It's a J-Faro doesn't do white people.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: That's a lot.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: You wish white clothes.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: That's right.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: We're white clothes.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm personate white folks and I've dated white women.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what you wouldn't what else you will.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm on swipe.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Your mom's white.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: My mom is the widest person I know.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: She's the ethnic whites.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: She is a redhead.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, really?
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: What did I lie to you?
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  [SPEAKER_04]: But I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I just met you.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: You could.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: The red facial hair comes in sometimes.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I just got to snip it out.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you don't give me.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: You don't give me white.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I do with jawline.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I do with jawlines.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: We just don't.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: You give me like, you give me like, um,
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't go say it.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Go like you can't hit it.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Come on.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Come on.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: You went there.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: No, man.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: No, because they know, hey, no point.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I get the, you know, it's the middle of the middle of the place.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: That's what that's got.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: What I get.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: That's right about you know, but you, but you, you said your Indian.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: You are Indian.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: You, like I was, I was telling, I was telling this brother.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: He looks like the model version of a Cache saying yes.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: And I said, I will take the
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Um, a gosh will hate that.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Um, because he's not the model version of what's our time today.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: You'll shout out.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: You'll shout out there, but you haven't been able to talk to us.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: We're moving on to other things that are important.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I look, but you're lucky so much.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: You're a bummer in personation.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: It blew up on you two way back in the day.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: It was a minute ago.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: We missed Obama.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I do.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: How wild is it?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, how why was it looking back at that in personation?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Was something going so viral like that?
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, the impersonation going viral didn't really, didn't really move me crazy because, you know, it still took a couple years before I got to play him on SNL, but actually having an impression that gets you in the room with the person who actually is the person, that blew my mind.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no, you're doing pretty good.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, this guy, he's going to run the country, and I'm going to do the jokes.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: It's like even the White House again.
• 7:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: Hey, man, I wish, you know?
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  [SPEAKER_04]: As you, you know, it was funny.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: The last White House party that was super black.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: You were there?
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I was there.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: The one where they hid the messages and the drawers for the next people.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I was there that night.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I got asked if I wanted to do it.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I said absolutely not.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Got it.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I was thinking what what did you I don't know I was distracted because I was thinking what did you eat at the White House I just am so curious Yeah, what is the thing like at the White House is it like or derves and nothing else is it like chicken palm and like dry roast beef No, it was there was there was there was definitely some dry kidney and waffle sandwiches that night.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: It was amazing waffle, but the waffle was like the bread and the fried chicken was in the middle it was
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it was good.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: The food was amazing.
• 8:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: Uh, who the the people were amazing?
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Then it all got black by getting white.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: You know, she knows where her cameras are.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: She left the camera and said white.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I know my role.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, but how long does it take to get to the ballroom?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I guess I could just Google this.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: You know what?
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  [SPEAKER_04]: There are so many.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I remember so many steps.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: It was so your fit that was going on.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: It was going on.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: It was going on.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Like I think my head 20,000 to do white hours that day.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: That's why I picture.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: it was, it was, wow, Chrissy Teagan was there.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Obama was doing his doing his doing this on a dance floor.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: It's like I'm watching the president.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he was turning up.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: He was, you know, he, uh, because I turned up.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, he does this.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: So, so did you do ever, like, talk ever outside of your time on SNL together, or does he, like, call you and say, hey, like, not even call me.
• 9:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: He doesn't call me.
• 9:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: Um, but what he did say in the White House,
• 9:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: He says, um, as he takes a sip, because I have to clear my throat.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Great.
• 9:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: He said, um, I wish we could have done something together on the show.
• 10:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: I wish we could have.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: And I was like, and I'm drunk at this point.
• 10:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm looking at him.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, oh, I can get you up there.
• 10:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like, I'm telling the most powerful man.
• 10:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: They're like, I can make some calls here.
• 10:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: I can make some calls and we can do a sketch up there.
• 10:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm no longer on the show.
• 10:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I was drunk.
• 10:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it's drunk.
• 10:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what it was.
• 10:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: That night, it must have been drinkin' a risk to crack.
• 10:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: It was must've been, must've been my own staff.
• 10:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: You ever see him in the wild outside of the time?
• 10:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, I have, I haven't seen him since 2017.
• 10:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: But, however,
• 10:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: 10 year anniversary coming up 10 year anniversary coming up, but I got a chance to to perform with his wife To do that go to college video then went that went crazy, you know, number two on iTunes Come on now to like to be not number one.
• 10:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean that's well.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I know how you know, you know
• 10:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: But I've seen her probably more times outside than I've seen him because you know and what she like do you love her Because she seems like a joy absolutely she's like my she's like you're on Like it she hugs, you know, she she's very um Oh, I'm sorry.
• 11:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're gonna do do you do an impression when you do an impression of Obama and front of Michelle right do you feel like you can see her being attracted to you
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Fun fact.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Ooh honey, next card.
• 11:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Fun fact.
• 11:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't do Obama.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't do the impression for Michelle.
• 11:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think she got a note for me.
• 11:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: She got a note for me.
• 11:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: She got a note for me.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: She was smiling and hugging.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: We would talk about other things.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: So it's just Obama.
• 11:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: Press it didn't need to come up.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
• 11:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: She knows who I am.
• 11:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: She knows me.
• 11:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: We are friends.
• 11:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I do.
• 11:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 11:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: That would be something though.
• 11:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think that's maybe that's a sketch.
• 11:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Personally her too.
• 11:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: So you started doing stand-up at the age of 15, yeah, like I don't know how I'm still pen to paper over here on my stand-up stuff, but what was the absolute worst bomb of your experience that you were like, I'm done, I want to take a minute, I want to call my mom.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: It didn't even happen in my teens.
• 12:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: It happened, happened when I was 21.
• 12:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: I was hosting a step show in Elizabeth City University.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: And you know, step shows, step signs, step steps, step children, a lot of steps.
• 12:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: They have fit bits, a lot of steps going on, but as I'm, and I didn't have a lot of material at the time.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: You know what I mean?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Not a material girl.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Not a much, I did have a lot of material at the time, right?
• 12:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: So they were taking too long and I ran out of jokes.
• 12:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: And yeah, what's that happened?
• 12:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the boost started.
• 12:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I think boo.
• 12:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I got boo, but I stayed.
• 12:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't get booed all stage.
• 12:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: I stayed on.
• 12:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I'm at it.
• 12:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: Because what people don't know also is that I'm a battle rapper you film me.
• 12:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: So I'm not just gonna give up You film me.
• 12:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: We gonna keep going back and forth and then the last one with the last words to vibes But I stayed on that stage Um, I finished and then I ran out the back door.
• 13:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know, I got my check.
• 13:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, I got my check And I would never perform at Elizabeth City University again You sound like Cardi B. I'm like, I'm never coming back to state farm arena.
• 13:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: Is that what you're saying?
• 13:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: Are you better unscripted or scripted, do you think?
• 13:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I scripted.
• 13:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: Why is that?
• 13:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Because I think when I try to write down and try to organize the funny doesn't work.
• 13:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: This is why we are the same.
• 13:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: Absolutely.
• 13:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: When I could, if I'm just rambling off, it's the best stuff.
• 13:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's just, but just love to see me stumble.
• 13:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, it's like, oh, you're so relatable and like organic.
• 13:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, what am I in a whole food smoothie?
• 13:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, whole food smoothie.
• 13:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
• 13:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: I've never heard somebody compare themselves to a tour.
• 13:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: to a smoothie of that count.
• 13:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's like not the air one smoothie that's like you're not like luxury unattainable.
• 13:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's your just like made market.
• 13:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, that's too much.
• 13:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's $200 for that smoothie.
• 14:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: That calls too much.
• 14:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's it.
• 14:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's that's too much.
• 14:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, one is expensive.
• 14:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: Even Bill Gates was like, no, you know what I mean?
• 14:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: You wouldn't do it.
• 14:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's like,
• 14:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: Someone else.
• 14:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's like Ralph's.
• 14:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 14:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 14:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: They sell a, don't see more excited when I'm just like, when I hear it, I always feel like I'm in trouble.
• 14:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: Wait, you are here.
• 14:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: You are.
• 14:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: Sorry.
• 14:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you have, you had either of either $20 strawberry, you can get one strawberry for $20.
• 14:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: The Japanese strawberries.
• 14:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, I saw the video was about those.
• 14:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, sign me out.
• 14:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, I am in a different tax bracket.
• 14:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, okay, here's my question.
• 14:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: No is it is it multiple or is it just one strawberry just one what you got hired Asano when you're a child like 22 at this point.
• 14:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: What was the most intimidating part about walking into the studio for the first time in your pants?
• 14:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Look at like Eddie Murphy
• 14:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's the scariest thing right there.
• 14:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: You look at them then and then you already have, you already have a lot of viral success and you know, when you've gone on the road with his brother for three years who was told you that you remind him of his brother and this is his brother's father's up here, the bars up here, you know what I'm saying?
• 15:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: So that was the most intimidating thing because it seemed like anything that was Eddie Murphy's.
• 15:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: They wanted to date.
• 15:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: They didn't want me to do it.
• 15:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: They did not want me to do it, yeah, so, because they wanted to, you know, they wanted to distinguish the people, whatever.
• 15:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: But it's cool, I understand, I think.
• 15:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't understand.
• 15:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm.
• 15:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: Talk to me about the schedule.
• 15:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, the SNL schedule, where you built for it, where you're not built like an energizer bunny.
• 15:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh man, I am.
• 15:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: My insomnia, my insomnia plays very well with that type of schedule.
• 15:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: And I used to have it.
• 15:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't have it now, but I used to have the insomnia back then.
• 15:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, when would you go to bed on the working days?
• 15:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, what is the, I wake up at 10?
• 15:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: I go to bed at 6.
• 16:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: So, um, on Monday, I think pitch would be probably around 4.30.
• 16:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: Pam?
• 16:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, PPM.
• 16:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: So, 4.30 p.m. you pitch and then you go home.
• 16:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: Tuesday though, Tuesday is right tonight.
• 16:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: So, usually you could come in anytime you want.
• 16:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: Me, I will go in at about 1.32 p.m. and I probably wouldn't leave until 12.30, 11.30.
• 16:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, work the next day.
• 16:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and then it's very frustrating when you've written three sketches, and then, you know, they pull them because it's like it looks like you didn't do anything at all, but so you did everyone like Denzel will Smith Jay-Z.
• 16:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Kevin, I'm gonna keep going.
• 16:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Shack.
• 16:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 16:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: Has a celebrity ever cornered you at a party and said, my man, it wasn't good.
• 16:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: Nobody's ever cornered me at a party.
• 16:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: Um, here's it.
• 16:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, here's the thing hit it.
• 16:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: Most people see me on television and they think I'm like five foot eight.
• 17:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't think that.
• 17:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, well, most people, you know, you're different, you know?
• 17:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: Two change, you're different.
• 17:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: So when people meet me, they're like, wow, they see, I'm six foot two, they're like, oh, you're six foot two, I thought you're just six foot.
• 17:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, no, no, yeah, you see.
• 17:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: All right.
• 17:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, generalizing, same but different.
• 17:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's crazy.
• 17:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, two inches of that.
• 17:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: So you can go on, you know, IMDB check it out.
• 17:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Two inches makes a big difference.
• 17:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, definitely does.
• 17:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: Especially back to your back to your talk.
• 17:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know, I'm talking to these players.
• 17:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, great.
• 17:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so nobody has ever cornered me a set as bad, but Kanye West called me and told me that he didn't like it that much.
• 17:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: He didn't like being impersonated.
• 17:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: It wasn't my impression.
• 17:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: It was he doesn't like being impersonated.
• 17:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: And what was the reason, just like in general, or just like by it, you know, bro, like, here's the thing, like,
• 17:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know, I'm happy that you got to do exactly what you got to do, but you know what we're not going to do, bro, is like we're not going to have like the people who can like cause change, like being impersonated, bro, because like you have a lot of power and people listen to you, bro.
• 18:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know, and I got nominated for 22 Grammys, and I only won 21, bro.
• 18:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: And how long was this phone call?
• 18:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: What is he there yeah, we talked a minute by 25 minutes.
• 18:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know, he's got a lot to talk about I didn't I would listen and you blocked out the rest of it.
• 18:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I blocked out the rest of what he said his parents were black Panthers and all that But you know Just we told me make you wonder how many phone calls he bics a day.
• 18:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, he's like a phone call type of guy
• 18:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 18:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: He seems like he wants to smoke.
• 18:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's a smoke chaser.
• 18:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's not a voice memo guy.
• 18:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's like, I don't know how you interact.
• 18:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: I want to call you and talk to you and I want to hear the vibration in your vocal cords.
• 18:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 18:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 18:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: I want to hear it coming through.
• 18:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well,
• 18:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: You also started hosting a game show lately.
• 19:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 19:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: Now, it's called the quiz with balls.
• 19:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
• 19:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't pick it.
• 19:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: The name.
• 19:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, great service to the game community.
• 19:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: Hey, man.
• 19:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: If you all like it, cool.
• 19:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: How many?
• 19:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: How many people have watched the name of the show?
• 19:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: to your face.
• 19:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, well, yeah, I've heard it.
• 19:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's been box several times.
• 19:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the ball quiz.
• 19:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: Quiz balls.
• 19:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: A quiz balls or it's a baseball.
• 19:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, well, I've heard that when you had that one.
• 19:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's one that's passed around in the community, you'll say.
• 19:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: Um, but it's definitely been, um, what is it called?
• 19:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: Um, dyslexic a lot.
• 19:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: Which is cool.
• 19:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's just funny to me when I'm at an eminent restaurant and I'm chilling enjoy in my food and then you have people walk up to you and say release the balls And I'm just like I could have heard that afterwards like I say where yeah, where are we really seeing them in your husband's right there Sweetie.
• 20:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was gonna say I've kind of my shows on keep it Wait, is she talking?
• 20:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why but if he pressed it okay.
• 20:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: I said I heard balls and I'm I'm working
• 20:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, I'm like, well, that's crazy.
• 20:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: Release the balls.
• 20:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, well, yeah, that's kind of just spent your, your husband's right there.
• 20:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe you want to wait, you don't owe for him to leave.
• 20:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: You can, you can shout out the living room.
• 20:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Not like Denny's.
• 20:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, listen, if they, if they like tag team, and that's just this situation, I don't know.
• 20:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't tag team.
• 20:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: And my situation, I wouldn't do it.
• 20:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: What's your most memorable moment from the show so far?
• 20:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: The most memorable moment from the show.
• 20:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: There have been a lot.
• 20:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's speaking of the quiz with boss.
• 20:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Just some extra season, huh?
• 20:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's my third season of this show and the ratings are doing great.
• 20:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: So hopefully game full employment for the next season.
• 20:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: The most memorable moment I can pull.
• 20:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: Besides the people winning.
• 20:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, besides Galileo, I think his name was Galileo.
• 21:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: The kids and now he was sure Hawaii.
• 21:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: Sure.
• 21:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: And he had his whole family and Polynesian family.
• 21:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: Sure, got me.
• 21:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: And he didn't know he didn't know the answers.
• 21:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: But he just always went with his gut.
• 21:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: And it was like, he was being talked to by my God, God's like instructing.
• 21:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's like, God, I heard it's number four.
• 21:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: Get in.
• 21:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: He won $100,000.
• 21:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: But besides that, double dip Tina.
• 21:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: This note, this note is no Z girl who was always like, my ass is going to be right.
• 21:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: And she was peeping over and trying to look at the other answers from her family.
• 21:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: And she ends up falling in herself when she got the question
• 21:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's my nickname for it.
• 21:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: I like to see that on a shirt.
• 21:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: She probably has them.
• 21:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: A, you should check Etsy.
• 21:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: They're probably up there.
• 21:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Next part honey.
• 21:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so you've also transitioned just like I'm transitioning the segment to voice acting.
• 21:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
• 21:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: So you have seeing the Mitchell's versus the machines.
• 21:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: was it hard to break into voice acting because of your impersonations experience was the easy like what was the what was the switch up at first it was hard it seemed like I wasn't getting any roles at all but once seeing came out um that's after that family guy reached out and um they said we got your number from SNL
• 22:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: I was like, no, they said we got it from Kanye.
• 22:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: We got it from Kanye and he left a scathing reveal.
• 22:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: So, once this once scene came out and shout out to a illumination, they did a great job with that one.
• 22:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: I was bummer wasn't in the second one because I mean, come on now, I was Tory Kelly's grandfather.
• 22:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: I was the, if you don't know my character, I was the founder.
• 22:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: Remember the elephant?
• 22:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's me doing an impersonation on my grandfather.
• 22:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: And what did he say?
• 22:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean he wasn't there.
• 22:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he's he passed away 2000 love sending love.
• 22:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, no, yes, no, I didn't get it.
• 22:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't know Five male be come on though.
• 22:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: He was he was 84 like, you know, he's not gonna be in forever He lived life And he used to smoke and the in the fact that he lived that long so why did you impersonate him as the elephant?
• 23:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: Because I was because the elephant character just gave me the spirit of my grandfather.
• 23:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: I felt like, okay, this would be the perfect.
• 23:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: This would be the man that smokes.
• 23:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
• 23:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: He would smoke and he would sneak it too.
• 23:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know, a pint, you remember the, uh, a Sherlock Holmes or a situation?
• 23:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, he had one of those, but he put the hash in there.
• 23:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's smoking, he's sitting out there.
• 23:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's what he did, man.
• 23:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: But he lived.
• 23:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: So, you know, maybe all of these warnings are BS.
• 23:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know, me and my 420 days, I might a little pipe too.
• 23:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, but you know, 420s, we, we they will kill you.
• 23:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know, you might be, you might be dazed.
• 23:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know what I mean, you might be dazed and confused.
• 23:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: They just give you a little wake up.
• 23:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, what happened?
• 23:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: But you know, you're not gonna.
• 23:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: What did I do?
• 23:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Godspeed.
• 23:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 23:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: You also recently released your single, you got me.
• 23:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, I got you.
• 23:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
• 23:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Coming up for album The Odyssey.
• 23:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: Why is it called The Odyssey?
• 24:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: Because it's a journey.
• 24:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's an odd journey that this character had to take to find out.
• 24:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: Even though you can have all this money,
• 24:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: the women, the power, none of that is going to, none of that's going to make you feel happy in the end, but he has to go through the journey to find that.
• 24:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: And at the end of the project, he finds somebody, the luck you're trying to find is the girl.
• 24:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
• 24:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: They're magic.
• 24:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Lee delicious.
• 24:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
• 24:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
• 24:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
• 24:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't remember better than what I could do.
• 24:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you could do it.
• 24:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: I know exactly to you.
• 24:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
• 24:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: Come back to you.
• 24:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: So he find he goes through this journey where he's got, you know, he's given all this power at first.
• 24:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's got to find his planet, uh, this planet for folks to, uh, to start back up because Earth is like Earth is terrible.
• 24:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's Earth and Earth.
• 24:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's Earth and Earth.
• 24:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's pretty much, it's pretty much like we are now.
• 24:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know, I'm saying, but just, you know, it's horrible.
• 24:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: Different fun.
• 24:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, different, fun.
• 24:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: But he finds that the most important thing is love.
• 24:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's God is connection.
• 24:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: And you can't take any of the money with you at the end of the day.
• 25:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: So why not share it with the world?
• 25:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know?
• 25:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: And how does that make you feel?
• 25:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: How does it make me feel?
• 25:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: It makes me feel great.
• 25:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: It makes me feel amazing that I was able to collab with my home boy who is a phenomenal producer.
• 25:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: Miles William is nothings for Beyonce.
• 25:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: He did freedom for Beyonce.
• 25:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's all.
• 25:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think it's just like he did that.
• 25:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: He did the debate.
• 25:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: Little babies, done tracks with the Eminem, the Eminem and Rihanna saw he did that.
• 25:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: He did a whole bunch of stuff.
• 25:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so I did it on him.
• 25:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, exactly.
• 25:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a Nicky lyric right there.
• 25:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's probably worked with her, too.
• 25:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: He, you know, finally, we just got something that we both believed in that was substantive.
• 25:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: And we brought it to life.
• 25:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: And we've been trying to do this for a decade.
• 25:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: But we've made tracks, but we just never put out full projects.
• 25:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, you give me help.
• 25:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: When you say you're trying to send me for a decade, that's been me at the gym for a decade.
• 25:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: What?
• 26:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: Get out of here.
• 26:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: I will.
• 26:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: After this.
• 26:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: What do you mean?
• 26:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: You took me 10 years to figure out and do the pull-up.
• 26:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: To do a pull-up?
• 26:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: Not the pull-up.
• 26:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: That was an exaggeration.
• 26:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: OK. Just to like, hit me.
• 26:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just have to say, I saw your shoulders right before this.
• 26:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're looking incredible.
• 26:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
• 26:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: I look like I had the best night of my life that was actually the squat machine just given me scratches and it's a whole thing.
• 26:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Wait, was that movie on Netflix with the girl?
• 26:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: The dude, is it the proposal?
• 26:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: Was it Sandra Bullock?
• 26:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
• 26:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you got the similar aesthetic is the guy, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then she somehow after all these days she She leaves she knows she she starts falling for me.
• 26:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's 98 days whatever 98 days.
• 27:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, sure Because it's been like don't quote me on that three of them, right?
• 27:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but we can the same thing.
• 27:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: I want to say yeah It's not you never heard.
• 27:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: Hey, man.
• 27:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's Netflix.
• 27:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: If if we get it wrong, they don't care
• 27:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: And now it's time for my favorite segment on the podcast.
• 27:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: Tetsarando, that's the podcast, that's the segment.
• 27:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 27:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Now you're probably wondering, Andy, a lot of these questions sound really dumb at times because they are, but we have a whole segment for questions like this called, really dumb questions.
• 27:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: All right.
• 27:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: Emma Black.
• 27:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
• 27:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: You want to take the cards?
• 27:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 27:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: How does it feel to not make the top 50?
• 27:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: How does it feel to not make the top 50?
• 27:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: I wouldn't really rather had not been on the list at all.
• 27:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: And the reason is because the description that the writer gave me a nice, the writer.
• 28:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: Or this is a core memory if you're saying lock something.
• 28:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, okay.
• 28:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 28:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: Because what does the Jimmy Fallon of two chains and preshines mean?
• 28:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: What does that mean?
• 28:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know, I think that's a riddle of it too.
• 28:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: But okay, well, how would you interpret it because I'm still lost and it came out 11 years ago?
• 28:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't seem nice.
• 28:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll say that.
• 28:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think that's I don't think that's nice at all.
• 28:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, what is that meat the Jimmy Fallon of two chains impression so I was like Jimmy and you said who this?
• 28:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: Who did this?
• 28:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Did you put your name in this?
• 28:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: There you go.
• 28:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: How many times if people ask you doing impersonation on the spot and does it annoyed living hell out of you?
• 28:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'll be, it happens.
• 28:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: You just say automatically at the start of this podcast, like I didn't ask for anything.
• 28:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it does.
• 28:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: It doesn't bother me.
• 28:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: I've been asked to do things on a spot.
• 29:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: I love when I get asked to do impressions on a spot because when the person asks,
• 29:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: for me to do it, they're surprised that I can do it.
• 29:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like, there's over 200 loss throughout this folder up there.
• 29:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so I just got a download.
• 29:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: I got, I got to figure out the password and then you know, type it in and just unlock it.
• 29:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: Somebody ask me to do.
• 29:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Somebody ask me to do the nanny at one of the shows and I did it.
• 29:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: And then Britney Spears, that was so I never done Britney Spears ever.
• 29:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: You said that you want me to be the baby.
• 29:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: It was just so easy.
• 29:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, go ahead.
• 29:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, and this is the music career he is gonna embark on.
• 29:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no, it is not
• 29:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: I rap, okay, let's keep it there.
• 29:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Whoa, we're trying to sing now, even though I can.
• 29:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: We're ordinary people, and that's John Legend.
• 29:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, keep it going.
• 29:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, absolutely.
• 29:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: You host a Nickelodeon game show called Unfilter.
• 29:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: Wow, you really did do your research.
• 29:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, I am that girl.
• 30:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, no.
• 30:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: What is more traumatizing?
• 30:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: Trying to wrangle screaming children on a kids network or surviving Saturday night live pitch meetings.
• 30:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: Ha ha!
• 30:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think they both are the same level of arduousness.
• 30:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, the kids were, the kids were great.
• 30:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: I can't, I don't have kids.
• 30:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, me neither.
• 30:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: Not yet, you know, who's your for you?
• 30:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I can keep trying nothing will happen.
• 30:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: What, you have nothing, nothing to take.
• 30:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: Gas hell.
• 30:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, but you could, that of me that you can't make one.
• 30:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: Did you?
• 30:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: You could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you
• 30:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: The kids were great.
• 30:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: Shout out to all of them.
• 30:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: Darcy, Lex, Gabby, those are the three core members that we had.
• 30:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Gabrielle Navaya, Lex Lumpkin, and Gabby, she does what is her last name.
• 30:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: This is like a Dropbox folder up there.
• 30:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: He has so much memory.
• 30:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm saying man, I'm saying she does she does she was on America's Got Talent, she had ventriloquism, she did ventriloquism, you got me, so she's sure you got me, okay, I like that plug, that's a dope plug right there.
• 31:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: That was a plug.
• 31:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I see what that is.
• 31:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 31:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, the kids were the kids were easier because the pitch meanings, I would get so much anxiety because like I'm good, like I told you off the top of my head, but if I have to organize it, I'm like, I don't know.
• 31:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what to do.
• 31:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: So, I'd be good now, like, if I was pitching now, I would know how to pitch.
• 31:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: I was younger then, and I was so nervous at so much.
• 31:32
  [UNKNOWN]: Okay.
• 31:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: Not anymore.
• 31:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: The S&L schedule can be quite rigorous, as you said.
• 31:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: And for any cast member, there's a running joke currently hot runs on Celsius in the day and age.
• 31:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: What did it run on when you were in the cast?
• 31:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: Hell.
• 31:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 31:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, listen, look, let me just say this.
• 31:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: Let me say this, every job has this good days and bad days.
• 31:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know, it's a freaking here with you.
• 31:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's a job, I hope it's a good day.
• 32:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's a job, man.
• 32:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: So that place brought out the best of me sometimes.
• 32:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: Sometimes it brought out, all the best of times.
• 32:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: It was the worst of times.
• 32:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: Sometimes it brought out the worst.
• 32:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: Sometimes I was on the top of the world.
• 32:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: Sometimes I was lower than, I was lower than,
• 32:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, lower than low, but I learned a lot and um, you know, I came out strong at the end of it, you know what I mean?
• 32:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: So I'm being very political.
• 32:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: You recently went on the Tamron Hall show and talked about a wild spiritual awakening where God got your attention while you're trying to read the Bible, be honest, did God speak to you and was he in his own voice or did he sound like Morgan Freeman?
• 32:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's not a, that's the way I think of it now whenever I hear a God voice.
• 32:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're not gonna hear a, it's like an internal, it's like an internal voice that's very small that will, that tugs at you and it, you know, it, it's not Morgan Freeman.
• 32:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: There's no Morgan, I'd be, if, if I had Morgan Freeman's head, voice in my head all day, I'd go to the psychiatric hospital and that's that, that is something that you want to hear.
• 33:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: And that would be weird.
• 33:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, for me, it's just I can't undo that voice now I've heard it.
• 33:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, it must be Morgan Freeman.
• 33:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, no, but, but honestly, I was not being experienced with that experience at all.
• 33:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: That happened just like I said it.
• 33:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, if I would have canceled, if the show would have been canceled, which was supposed to be, I would have never met that pastor who got told him to come down.
• 33:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: to Ohio to give me the Bible.
• 33:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: And I didn't say I wanted the Bible out loud.
• 33:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: It just happened.
• 33:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: I said it in my heart.
• 33:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, you're on the get it, I'm gonna get it.
• 33:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: And my sister, my sister didn't hear me.
• 33:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know what I mean?
• 33:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: Even if she was at a house in time, I didn't say it out loud.
• 33:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: So the fact that it happened like that confirmation.
• 33:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know what I mean?
• 33:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: But it happened.
• 33:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: And when I said get myself together, I meant when I said on that show, I'm gonna get myself together.
• 33:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, continue on the path and try not to backslide, you know, try to stay going forward, push and you gotta keep pushing.
• 34:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: I love a backslide on a water park though.
• 34:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, that's great.
• 34:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 34:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: Have you seen Norbit?
• 34:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: Rescue should do a great job on the slide.
• 34:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'll show you how a bitch line is you.
• 34:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: I love what she's like.
• 34:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: Dude, we talking about, I love what a post.
• 34:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: They just like being a post.
• 34:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's said you ain't got to get off the brad.
• 34:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: To use the bathroom.
• 34:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: Hey, you there.
• 34:22
  [UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
• 34:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 34:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: They told you not to do any Murphy though.
• 34:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: Huh?
• 34:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, okay.
• 34:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: I just said don't do it.
• 34:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 34:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: My favorite.
• 34:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we, yeah, we did.
• 34:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: But that's not Eddie Murphy.
• 34:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's for a spew shit.
• 34:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's for a spew shit.
• 34:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's a character, Eddie.
• 34:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: There's a 180 pound weight limit.
• 34:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm talking about who, I'm three, who is it?
• 34:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wait, tell me, I'm 200, which you say, I'm 160, did you say that?
• 34:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm 200 pound.
• 34:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm 200 pound.
• 34:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: How you doing?
• 34:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't a little kid getting hit.
• 34:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Schmammard.
• 34:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: Crazy.
• 34:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's a big woman.
• 34:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: Fake woman.
• 34:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, you also started a movie literally called Bad Hair.
• 34:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: I did.
• 34:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: As a man who famously keeps his head bald or very close shave, do you feel you're emotionally equipped for that show?
• 35:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, yeah, back that roll.
• 35:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: It wasn't a show.
• 35:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 35:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, you know, back then yeah, I mean, I put on yeah, I'm a quick because that's what make up for
• 35:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's what they had a partner's for man.
• 35:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know what I got all types of Cuts and stuff they can put on like usher usher was in the movie too.
• 35:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: He didn't have to put on a wig He just had to put a part in it.
• 35:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, not me.
• 35:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm saying.
• 35:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you put a part in this.
• 35:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's gonna look same So yeah, yeah usher are sure so Yeah, the ASMR and the mic every time I hear that coming my ear when I'm like in the 2008 of it all Yeah, I know
• 35:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: Tell me again, ooh, ooh, it's a good little baby.
• 35:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that dropbox folder might be getting full.
• 35:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm telling you man, well, I've been looking at you for a long time, shorty, but never crossed my man, shorty, shout out a little John man.
• 35:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's like a whole show sitting across from this man.
• 36:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm having a great time.
• 36:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: Telling you man, it's your best day of work, you know?
• 36:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: Speaking of work, it is now time for questions from the peanut gallery candle.
• 36:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure you have a lot of burning questions that you don't want to get interrupted with.
• 36:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: So it is time to shine for exactly four minutes.
• 36:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I can ask the questions down.
• 36:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: You can ask whatever you want and we won't hit you until the time is up.
• 36:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I want to see a double dip team impression.
• 36:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: And then when she actually got knocked in, there we go.
• 36:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: That was the way to play cam.
• 36:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: I know I go, I'm the one who, I'm the one who listen.
• 36:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm a producer on the show, but I produce.
• 36:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: OK, I added that one.
• 36:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and on the mean, just that part.
• 36:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, this was the other thing that I had to do.
• 36:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: But that was, that was, I was proud of that.
• 36:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: The splash came.
• 36:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
• 36:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 36:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: I got it.
• 36:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: That was a good thing.
• 36:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was exactly what I was looking for.
• 36:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: You said you get bit a lot.
• 36:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 36:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I want to know what you think you're doing to cause that.
• 36:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you have a colony wear a lotion?
• 37:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: What is the fragrance of the day?
• 37:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: I can't tell you my fragrance.
• 37:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's fine.
• 37:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because I don't want to do it like I don't want to do it like I don't want to do it like I don't want to do it like I don't want to do it like I don't want to do it like I don't want to do it like I don't want to do it like I don't want to do it like I don't want to do it like I don't want to do it like I don't want to do it like I don't want to do it like I don't want to do it like I don't want to do it like I don't want to do it like I don't want to do it like I don't want to do it like I don't want to do it like I don't want to do it like I don't want to do it like I don't want to do it like I don't want to do it like I don't want to do it like I don't want to do it like I don't want to do it like I don't want to do it like I don't want to do
• 37:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: And for obvious reasons.
• 37:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: Next card, I mean next card.
• 37:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure you're telling, I guess.
• 37:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: OK, all right.
• 37:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Kendall's killing it, though.
• 37:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Do I have to?
• 37:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, you have to.
• 37:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm so scared of getting buzzed out again.
• 37:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: OK. No, I can't do it.
• 37:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: Not good.
• 37:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: I wrote.
• 37:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just wrote 17 chest hares at the top of this.
• 37:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I think it was because I felt like I was sensing some insecurity there.
• 38:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because you have more than that.
• 38:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: I have way more.
• 38:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 38:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: What's going on with that dish?
• 38:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's going to be a late bloomer.
• 38:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: Actually, yeah, okay.
• 38:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: I finished puberty.
• 38:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: I still haven't finished puberty.
• 38:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm 38.
• 38:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: Um, no, no, no, no, no, all jokes aside.
• 38:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't grow to my six foot twoism until I was 20.
• 38:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
• 38:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I was still growing because I graduated when I was 17 graduated high school in all 17 and I was a premature baby.
• 38:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: Um, you know, came out seven months.
• 38:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my gosh, really premature.
• 38:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I was still looking good.
• 38:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and I still survived.
• 38:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: Can do your time is up.
• 38:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: You want to hit that thing?
• 38:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Amen.
• 38:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, your heart, man.
• 38:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
• 38:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: All right.
• 38:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: I just had to hear you guys.
• 38:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: You didn't win that twice.
• 38:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: You've not said a single time to me.
• 38:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, you pulled him Ken Barron.
• 38:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I caught him in a kid version of a costume.
• 38:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's not really, that's not really caught him.
• 38:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: Hi, but he needed to break there.
• 38:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: He was looking for it.
• 38:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're nice, you're nice looking person.
• 38:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: And thank you.
• 39:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: I love, I love a nice looking person.
• 39:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I had to beg for it, too, just to have a statement.
• 39:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the beg for it is just, you know, I told you my first girlfriend looked like you.
• 39:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: That was a compliment in itself.
• 39:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know what I'm saying?
• 39:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 39:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: And she was redhead, even though you used to.
• 39:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: Really?
• 39:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: She was redhead.
• 39:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: Mmm.
• 39:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you more.
• 39:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: Don't bring my mother in here.
• 39:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: I tried doing that once, and she was not happy to be on this podcast.
• 39:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: So you've been touring also for a while.
• 39:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 39:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: How is touring life for you because I've How are you on tour are you different person are you cranky?
• 39:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not cranky.
• 39:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm never cranky.
• 39:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 39:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know even if you ask You can ask the staff wherever I went.
• 39:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm always cool.
• 39:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: Ask the staff.
• 39:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: Ask the staff.
• 39:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: Verify.
• 39:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm I'm cordial to everybody.
• 39:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Do you love touring or like I don't think that drains you or like what's what's the grab back there?
• 39:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: draining, but the payoff is making people forget about their problems, which I feel like I'm a conduit for, you know.
• 39:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: And if I can make you forget about your problems for an hour, 15 minutes, whatever, I've done my job.
• 40:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm going to keep saving the world like that because an hour of forgetting something can save a lot of people's lives.
• 40:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: So.
• 40:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: And that's what we're doing here is saving that.
• 40:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, I was, I used to work in entertainment news a lot and I would call myself, I mean, I do.
• 40:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, yes, I would call it silly bitch news because I'm like, girl, it ain't that deep.
• 40:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: What I do silly bitch news scrolls.
• 40:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 40:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not out in the trenches.
• 40:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 40:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm out here on the carpets.
• 40:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: asking people like you.
• 40:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: But that is that is that stressful for you going from carpet to carpet on which you know, okay.
• 40:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 40:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 40:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you know, you never know what you're walking into.
• 40:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: You never know if the girl is going to be nice to you, you never know if they want to talk, you never know if they have a bad day.
• 40:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: And there's a little me and then sometimes people come up and they go, you were so nice.
• 40:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, you remember me out of the point 42 seconds.
• 40:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: You had with me and you're 50 other people you saw that day.
• 40:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: You remember my little brown ass.
• 40:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: Listen, let me tell you something.
• 41:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: When I was a kid, I used to watch my mother and my father travel everywhere.
• 41:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: I always said as a child, I want a job where I can travel many places.
• 41:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: I have that.
• 41:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's happened.
• 41:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's going on.
• 41:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: So I feel extremely blessed to be able to do what I'm doing, especially because I don't like being around a lot of people unless I got a perform.
• 41:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm a prey.
• 41:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm an introvert, you know, like people by love people.
• 41:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, was it was that what is that a was that term Drake said it?
• 41:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I know it's an intro extra, but there's actually a term and be avert ally.
• 41:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: There you go.
• 41:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: All right.
• 41:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: There we go.
• 41:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: Speak valentina.
• 41:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, and be it.
• 41:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
• 41:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, of course, yeah, um, you know, uh, you know, he actually loves it, you know, uh, he caused me fake Jay Z when he sees me.
• 42:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: So he wanted to come to like birthday parties and do it.
• 42:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, he's never going that far.
• 42:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know, I wish.
• 42:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: Did you ever ask Jay Z for a free ticket?
• 42:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, I would ask him.
• 42:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: I would ask him for the $500,000.
• 42:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: He even said that.
• 42:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, um, yeah, take the money.
• 42:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like, you know, the, the knowledge is already out there.
• 42:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: So just buy some outings and, you know, that's pretty much all you got to do.
• 42:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 42:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 42:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: The straight face you have really just concerns me while you're doing this.
• 42:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: You're just so locked in.
• 42:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: Chocolate hoof.
• 42:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: and the whole east of the bunny.
• 42:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 42:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, it's time for our last segment on this podcast because I know this man will keep on going.
• 42:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's time for I got to get this off my chest because some days you just really want to scream into the ether and say I got to get soft my chest.
• 42:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: Now all the girls here get to get something off their chest.
• 42:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: Would you like to get something off your chest?
• 42:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: something I need to get off of my chest.
• 43:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm so sorry that you told me this question how we're going and I still.
• 43:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: Back me up here.
• 43:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: This man needs to think I can go first.
• 43:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely.
• 43:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: If I were to give a hot take if you will.
• 43:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: It would be I think I don't mind the Disney remakes.
• 43:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: And in fact, I'm just like keep making them.
• 43:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Make more of them up here.
• 43:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's weird when adults get so upset by it.
• 43:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, you don't have to go see it.
• 43:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Who cares?
• 43:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I got one.
• 43:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you, Ken.
• 43:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, Kendall, anything else you want to say on that front?
• 43:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I mean, I just think I'm like, you said take my money, Amcee.
• 43:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think they really care.
• 43:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't you act like they care about that.
• 43:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: You did not really care.
• 43:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, what do you think care about them?
• 43:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: What is that?
• 43:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe that's what they should look and worry about.
• 43:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: The pets.
• 43:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: They always care about the pets.
• 43:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: The dog mama.
• 43:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: The dog mama.
• 43:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: They love the secret life of pets.
• 43:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 43:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's the gem.
• 43:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: I would say this.
• 43:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: Um, what do you got to go for justice?
• 43:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: Time?
• 43:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, man.
• 43:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: If they keep making fast and furious movies, I'll be in one of them.
• 44:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: I heard that they got fast and furious versus Jurassic Park and you know what why not you know you're already put to random black men in space why not have a whole bunch of NASCAR skill drivers riding around to your stagosaurus do you think we need the right to universal
• 44:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, sir.
• 44:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, I've never written it so I can't tell you.
• 44:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: I like to try things before I do it So I can't speak on that, but I will tell you sounds like me being gay like to try it out first I will but I will tell you They keep if they yank the budget back from that ride they're making another movie I'm all for it.
• 44:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Can you name all of the fast and furious movies in the order they came out?
• 44:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: Absolutely not
• 44:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, we did this too many of them.
• 44:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's too many to keep up with.
• 44:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: But I will tell you this, I'm so happy that the Lord of the Rings series is including black people as hells, because I didn't, there was no black people at first.
• 44:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: They were just the orcs, and that ain't fair.
• 44:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the Fast and Furious movies, there's what?
• 45:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: Too fast, too Furious?
• 45:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: Who came up with that name?
• 45:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: Ludacris.
• 45:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: He didn't, because it's in it's so ludicrous that he did all of that.
• 45:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: I had an ex-boyfriend say they were behind him at an air wand at the checkout counter and I go, what was that like for you?
• 45:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: And what was that like for you?
• 45:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: Did he just go looter?
• 45:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: I was like, how'd you know?
• 45:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: Did he say his name?
• 45:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's like, I could just tell his ludicrous.
• 45:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
• 45:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: You can't mistake.
• 45:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: You can't mistake ludicrous.
• 45:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, some people can.
• 45:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: Some probably have.
• 45:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: Probably air ones with them big, them big, uh, them big fake muscle arms that he got in the video.
• 45:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: It was known with him.
• 45:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: Mmm.
• 45:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: Looter!
• 45:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: Get back, you don't know, be like that, get back.
• 45:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Get, get, why are you all in my ear talking to a whole budget that I ain't trying to hear or shout out the ludicrous, I'm gonna tell you why ludicrous, ludicrous called me, it was a private numbers fine.
• 45:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: He called me up and he talked to me for 30 minutes just because he didn't con you, huh?
• 45:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: Longer than con you, but it's because I was talking.
• 46:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I got the gift and what was the conversation?
• 46:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: The conversation was just about, you know, it was just trying to get to know me because out of the blue.
• 46:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: Out of the, no, because my makeup, my makeup artist, she's, she's his makeup artist.
• 46:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: Tight.
• 46:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: So, you know, shout out to Rebecca.
• 46:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: You feel like they said bromance.
• 46:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so she said, you know, Jay is really a fan of you and you know, if you would love and I love ludicrous ludicrous is one of the reasons I started rapping like because he's a fun rapper.
• 46:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: It was bust the robes of first two, but you know, you meet people and you know, you could just put him on the hierarchy.
• 46:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah.
• 46:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 46:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: The artist tree is great.
• 46:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 46:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's what we're going to say.
• 46:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: I would love to see you swap in as a ludicrous performance.
• 46:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, he was there last year.
• 46:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: I was like, dude, just like a body double.
• 46:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: I could definitely, I mean, now I'd be taller because you know, ludicrists, he fives.
• 46:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's like five, seven and a half.
• 46:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, five, eight, right?
• 46:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: Eight, that tall, right?
• 47:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: Max work from wasn't that tall either, but that's probably why he saw him.
• 47:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 47:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, he came up with the stack of us, stack of up to go, but, but I could do that.
• 47:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: I could definitely do that.
• 47:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'd be chalked ludicrists.
• 47:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's got to put a hair piece on it because he got burried.
• 47:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: And so you guys are friends now?
• 47:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: What was the, he called me on a private number?
• 47:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: So I know friends.
• 47:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: So I was like, yeah, but it was, but the fact that he took the time out and I'm such a fan and he just talked to me and it meant the world, you know?
• 47:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's like, who's this charity?
• 47:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 47:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: We'll call her.
• 47:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: That was my make a wish.
• 47:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 47:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was like, I'm so sorry you're sick.
• 47:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 47:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's probably how she got on the call.
• 47:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know, he's got camp.
• 47:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's got to hit him up.
• 47:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's got two days.
• 47:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's got a lot of talent, but he has a very bad disease of narcissism.
• 47:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, facts, oh, the only thing I have to get off my chest today is I've been here a lot of people talk about their soda products and I just have to say it regular Coke is the best Coke.
• 47:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: Of course not the diet Coke.
• 48:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, not the Coke zero, not the cherry Coke, the Coke freestyling me and her go tight.
• 48:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, but it's got to be regular Coke.
• 48:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: The Coke from 1920 would actually cocaine he's talking about.
• 48:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: The Mexican Coke from across the border when I go to Austin, Texas for South by Southwest.
• 48:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know I want those leaders.
• 48:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's just, it's just something that hits the veins and the right places, I can't, I can't do that ask pertain stuff.
• 48:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: And cuts in the contemporary Coca Cola, not only the regular contemporary Coca Cola, not only has Coke in it, but it also has opioids, the reason why you know why I'm obsessed.
• 48:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: And thank you for seeing Coke zero.
• 48:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: I can taste that shit.
• 48:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: I know it's different.
• 48:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: And it tastes like
• 48:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: And that's all I'm gonna say.
• 48:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know what?
• 48:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: I would like to say one more thing.
• 48:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
• 48:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
• 48:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: And this is for all my gentlemen out there who are talking to me, who are looking to get married.
• 48:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, oh, maybe me.
• 48:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
• 48:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: Hey.
• 48:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: Hey.
• 48:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: When the money's right.
• 49:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
• 49:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: Do not be afraid of the pre-nup conversation.
• 49:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
• 49:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: The big P. Because a pre-nup doesn't mean I don't trust you now.
• 49:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: It means I don't trust you later.
• 49:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: There we go.
• 49:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know, so would you have a peanut hot?
• 49:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, of course.
• 49:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: I have to.
• 49:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, but I got to do it.
• 49:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like, come on, man.
• 49:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: Look, I've been working hard.
• 49:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: And not that I don't trust nobody.
• 49:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: This is that, you know, anything.
• 49:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: So when the lawyers are going through the print up, we see that as betrayal or like, we see that as like, I trust you, honey.
• 49:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's I trust you, honey.
• 49:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's what it is.
• 49:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Right.
• 49:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's a story.
• 49:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's a trust story.
• 49:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's a trust story.
• 49:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's a trust thing.
• 49:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: Look.
• 49:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: But what?
• 49:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
• 49:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: I see you.
• 49:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: What if you're, what if you're marrying someone richer than she's married?
• 49:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, if you, I mean, but still.
• 49:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like, okay.
• 49:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'll give you an example.
• 49:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: All right.
• 49:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, Tom Holland and Zindaya just got married, right?
• 50:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: And that pre-nup was the dick.
• 50:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: It was, but it wasn't.
• 50:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: It was just, I'm gonna take care of you.
• 50:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: But it was like, you got you for you.
• 50:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: You got Spider-Man, like you're fine.
• 50:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: We talked about somebody, you know.
• 50:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: You mess with somebody at work a whole foods and you got like and you win a and you win a DC franchise You know what I'm saying?
• 50:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: You better get that pre-nope.
• 50:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: You better get that pre-nope because they might get different on you You know what I'm saying?
• 50:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: It might start filling themselves.
• 50:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: They might
• 50:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: But you don't want to go back to Whole Foods, huh?
• 50:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: But you don't want to go back to Whole Foods.
• 50:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, you don't.
• 50:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: And that's another point I'm going to make.
• 50:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: Always make sure, no matter what the paperwork says, you take care of your person.
• 50:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: Take care of them.
• 50:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: You got some money.
• 50:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: Don't leave them out dry.
• 50:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: Give them some money.
• 50:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: They would have.
• 50:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: They washed their drawers.
• 50:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: Why can't they have some money?
• 50:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: Give them in some money.
• 50:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: And not in some money.
• 50:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: All that's why we have to take care of everybody.
• 50:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: Money.
• 50:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: There we go.
• 50:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you for watching Culture Shock.
• 50:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: You can see Jay Farrow on the Quiz with Balls, and we'll see you for another episode.
• 51:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: Sometimes you.
• 51:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: And check out my project, baby.
• 51:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: Check out the Odyssey, drop in June the 12th.
• 51:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: Two singles are already out.
• 51:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: You got me?
• 51:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's already out.
• 51:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: And demand just dropped on the 15th of this month.
• 51:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: So make sure you check it out.
• 51:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah, hit it.