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Ep. 38 "Cuffing Szn" · We Talk Back

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  Speaker 1: We're just too unapologetically black women with an opinion. Who
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  Speaker 1: talks back? Hey, everybody, welcome to a new episode of
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  Speaker 1: We Talked Back. It's a j and it's me tam Band.
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  Speaker 1: Oh ship, tam Band. That's it's me tam Band. It's
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  Speaker 1: me tam Bam. I love you and what I'd be saying? Girl,
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  Speaker 1: y'all love them fucking people. You don't know them fucking people?
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  Speaker 1: Do y'all get tired of us giggling? We're just happy bitches. Man,
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  Speaker 1: We'll just be laughing, I know, man, because a bit
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  Speaker 1: if you ain't laughing, you're crying. Walk around with the
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  Speaker 1: rest and bitch face right. Some of y'all just be
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  Speaker 1: ugly and sad for no reason. Happiness is a choice. Smile.
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  Speaker 1: How is your week? And you um uneventful? This was
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  Speaker 1: an uneventful weekend. I think I stayed in the house
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  Speaker 1: most of the time, and then I went out to
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  Speaker 1: stay forty eight with my sister and my sister's best friend,
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  Speaker 1: and I had to pay for my own food. I
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  Speaker 1: hate that, you know a bit, just be trying to
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  Speaker 1: sept that bill to a teacher. I wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: I had that God damn bit was just like drink La. No,
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  Speaker 1: I tricked off out of my sister and her best
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  Speaker 1: friend a little bit, just a little bit. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: pay for everything, but I did a little something. I
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  Speaker 1: did put a little bit in the tab because I
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  Speaker 1: never do that. God, I've been at stake for the yet. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I got a reservation that ship all out to all
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  Speaker 1: the way to like uhtimes October. Sometimes I don't know
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  Speaker 1: who I'm going with, but I made the reservation, and
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  Speaker 1: you know they asked me a hard Yeah, so you
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  Speaker 1: don't be on the ball. It's really good though, What
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  Speaker 1: about you, per usual? Like, are you gonna tell everybody
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  Speaker 1: about your cross country trip? Yeah? I did. I flew
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  Speaker 1: to Oregon and then drove all the way back from
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  Speaker 1: Oregon South Carolina that ship. Crazy. You see what I've
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  Speaker 1: been happening, but just going across the country. Girl, let
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  Speaker 1: me tell listen. So why this nigger was offended when
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  Speaker 1: I said that? Because I would have been ended after
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  Speaker 1: you're applying that I'm gonna kill you, like I hadn't
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  Speaker 1: mentioned it until I got back home though, But listen,
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  Speaker 1: while we were out there, mind you, we coming through
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  Speaker 1: uh Wyoming at the time, and I think it was
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  Speaker 1: either Wyoming at Utah that um dan, what's what's what's
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  Speaker 1: the girl's name? You know, it's the the white woman
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  Speaker 1: who just got murdered. They found her body in Wyoming,
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  Speaker 1: I think it was um. Yeah, but they stopped her
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  Speaker 1: and her boyfriend because somebody reported them for having some
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  Speaker 1: type of UM like somebody reported a DV domestic violence
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  Speaker 1: UM situation. Police came. They're both on camera on a
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  Speaker 1: police cam going back and forth. But apparently somebody reported
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  Speaker 1: that he had hit her. So now I'm reading this ship.
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  Speaker 1: I'm following the story as she's missing now because he's
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  Speaker 1: been home for ten days and her parents he came,
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  Speaker 1: he went home without her. So now they just found
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  Speaker 1: her body. But yeah, I mentioned the ship to him
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  Speaker 1: and he was very He was like, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: that's fucking ludicrous. I'm like, I really was, Listen, you
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  Speaker 1: just don't can't be too careful. She trusted that negative
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  Speaker 1: exactly because men like he probably never killed anybody in
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  Speaker 1: his life. He probably never did that, Like that could
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  Speaker 1: be a one situation, but something in him made her
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  Speaker 1: do that, made him do that to her, Right that
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  Speaker 1: could happen. You're not kill you kill somebody exactly. I
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  Speaker 1: know women who have been killed by men. You know
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  Speaker 1: what he said, Well, I know men. I know I
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  Speaker 1: know a girl who stabbed her boyfriend in his sleep. Like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: women do that, But I know women. I know multiple
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  Speaker 1: women who have been killed or just shot up a lot,
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  Speaker 1: and now they might be walking around head cripple from
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  Speaker 1: a man um. When my grandma passed away, at the funeral,
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  Speaker 1: one of her cousins, the old last ones of one
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  Speaker 1: of her cousins that was around when she was young,
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  Speaker 1: told me that she had was dealing with this nigga
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  Speaker 1: and bought him a zoop suit and he was out
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  Speaker 1: there showing out and she cut him out the suit
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  Speaker 1: like that. It's like an old tummy suit, Like do
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  Speaker 1: you remember, Oh, Malcolm X with him and Spike Lee
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  Speaker 1: was walking across the street and they was waving their
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  Speaker 1: hand across that w and they was walking cool that
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  Speaker 1: type of suit and then my grandma cut his ass
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  Speaker 1: right out of that suit. Give me, give me that
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  Speaker 1: ship back, nigger. You know I had entertaining bitches in
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  Speaker 1: my fucking suit. Give me that you grab me. Greddy
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  Speaker 1: was a killer job, But yeah, I wasn't trying to
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  Speaker 1: offend him, but it's in the back of your mind. Mind.
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  Speaker 1: You we flew to Oregon, so it's not like I
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  Speaker 1: could travel with a pistol on my knife or something
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  Speaker 1: like that. And like each story stopped and I'm like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they got knives in there, like Mitchell wanted to buy
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  Speaker 1: a knife. Not for him per se, but like because
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  Speaker 1: we were traveling through all these little hecktowns and ship
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  Speaker 1: like that. Man, but yeah that we were coming through Utah,
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  Speaker 1: Wyoming all that not his fucking bitch is missing. I'm like, man,
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  Speaker 1: and they went on a road trip, so in the
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  Speaker 1: back of my mind, like that could happen to me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry that that women be real life. Pray for
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  Speaker 1: some men. I'm sorry. And not to say he's some
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  Speaker 1: type of predator because he's not. But ship happens, and
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to live to tell the story. I'm sorry, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I just there's no way there's no nigga on
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  Speaker 1: the in it right now that I would get fly
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  Speaker 1: to Oregon with and then ride in the car all
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  Speaker 1: the way back to the East Coast with his ass.
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  Speaker 1: I can't nobody I like them, girl. It took us
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  Speaker 1: the whole fucking week two girl, my feet were swollen
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  Speaker 1: in the truck looking like I bet professor clump or
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  Speaker 1: rescue ship bus ship was biggest hell from just sitting
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  Speaker 1: everybody know right, you should find everybody know rest, We
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  Speaker 1: should find girl funk out of here. I can see
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  Speaker 1: me that already and jack my own motherfuck herself from
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  Speaker 1: the car like so yeah, it was rough all right.
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  Speaker 1: So before we get into what we want to actually
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  Speaker 1: talk about this week, I want to talk about bullshit
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  Speaker 1: on the internet. Oh yeah, because there was some bullshit
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  Speaker 1: I've seen this week. We want to talk about our
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  Speaker 1: home girl literally from South Carolina. Yes, girl, congratulations right
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  Speaker 1: on your engagement. Congratulations to them on the positive. You know,
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  Speaker 1: black people always gotta give a positive and too negatives.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta do ah, you know, you gotta do a
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  Speaker 1: compliment sandwich. So let's start with a compliment. Let's get
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  Speaker 1: to the bullshit in with a compliment. Okay, ready, you're
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  Speaker 1: so pretty congratulations girl, yes, congratulations, but we're happy for you.
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  Speaker 1: But how did that nickel proposed from jail? Like, I
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  Speaker 1: just want to see, did somebody else come and put
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  Speaker 1: the ring on her finger? And what's he on zoom
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  Speaker 1: or something? On FaceTime? Nigger probably got an iPhone in there. Um,
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  Speaker 1: that's not ideal for a proposal. I just wonder why
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  Speaker 1: he did it then? Is he trying to make sure
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  Speaker 1: she can't testify gets him with something he's already been sentenced.
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  Speaker 1: Believe didn't he go to jail for like violation and
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  Speaker 1: parole privation somebody that actually just got him for the
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  Speaker 1: rest of the time on whatever other charge he had.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know just why I couldn't wait, sir, Why
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  Speaker 1: couldn't would it wait till he got out? I would
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  Speaker 1: have said, I definitely would have said no. But them
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  Speaker 1: jail house talks. Girl be so sweet. That's when another
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  Speaker 1: you asked everything nigga really loved you? When he and
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  Speaker 1: jail are he broke. That's the two times. Yep. So
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  Speaker 1: apparently she says she's went from girlfriend to fiancee. I
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  Speaker 1: hear that. I'm not mad at that, but her thirtieth
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  Speaker 1: birthday thirtieth birthday, Yeah, then you did it on my birthday.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like that because if we break up now,
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  Speaker 1: my birthday is a reminder of your ass. YEP. Anniversary
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  Speaker 1: for an engagement anniversary is their birthday. I don't know that.
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  Speaker 1: I definitely would have told that nigga know me too.
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  Speaker 1: You're a young girl, young woman, sorry, beautiful woman. She's
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  Speaker 1: not a young girl. She's a young woman. He is
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  Speaker 1: in prison. I just, uh, what happened to the basketball
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  Speaker 1: player she was talking to. He wouldn't ship, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think. But here's the thing. He ain't going
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  Speaker 1: to prison on some bullshit. Yeah, we don't know. These
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  Speaker 1: things dropping like flies out here. I think I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if it's a really love thing or is it
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  Speaker 1: a control thing? You know, That's how I would feel
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  Speaker 1: like you're trying to control me from the inside. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: because she out here popping right, and you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: control me. Because if you was free, would you be
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  Speaker 1: putting that ring on me today? Hell no, Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: bet you do, motherfucker. I bet you need time. It
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  Speaker 1: will be some bull that. I just think it might
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  Speaker 1: be like he do love it, but it's also a
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  Speaker 1: matter of control. Yeah, jail halls talking like he made
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  Speaker 1: very well. Feel like he wants to marry her from prison.
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  Speaker 1: She's probably sending him. We probably need her to send money,
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  Speaker 1: but just time, you know what I'm saying. Talking whatever
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  Speaker 1: he made very well because now I'm pretty sure she's
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  Speaker 1: the constant while he's in is he very well made
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  Speaker 1: feel like he wants to marry this woman? But will
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  Speaker 1: you feel like that when you come home? Because I
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  Speaker 1: have been there, I have I'm not going to have
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  Speaker 1: a waiting for a man to come home from jail,
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  Speaker 1: but I have had a man come home from prison
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  Speaker 1: and have a bit pregnant within I don't know, six months,
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  Speaker 1: a new woman, like somebody you didn't even know, just
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  Speaker 1: you just met this bitch at the car wash already,
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  Speaker 1: So coming home from jail already told y'all would happen
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  Speaker 1: like I don't even want to relive that ship. Girl,
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  Speaker 1: I just can't play with people right now the fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Let him come home and then ask him, really see
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  Speaker 1: if he's really wanting to marry you. That That would
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  Speaker 1: have been my response, Baby, I love you so much.
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  Speaker 1: I do and I do want to be your bride.
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  Speaker 1: I can see a future with you. I can see
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  Speaker 1: forever with you. But can we please wait and have
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  Speaker 1: a proper proposal when you get home. I'm not going nowhere.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be right here, okay, baby, Oh that sounds
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  Speaker 1: so nice. Yeah, that's how I would have said. It
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  Speaker 1: while you still got a holiday for the holidays. She
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  Speaker 1: can still have a Hollibay with that ring right on
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  Speaker 1: her fingers. Nothing. He's not stopping nothing. That's why he
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  Speaker 1: got sent this to five years. Right, So we know
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  Speaker 1: you probably want to do a whole five years, but
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  Speaker 1: how much time you might do like three and a half. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like you're really about to wait until you're thirty four.
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  Speaker 1: But well, she already got kids. See that was my thing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not about to wait for a man to come
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  Speaker 1: home from prison when I don't have kids out here,
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  Speaker 1: and you got a whole baby. Yeah, so she already
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  Speaker 1: has kids, so she don't have to worry about that.
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  Speaker 1: But you really, you really like put yourself in prison
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  Speaker 1: when these guys go to jail, you do you're doing
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  Speaker 1: the time with the yeah like literally we're not literally,
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  Speaker 1: I mean unless you don't, right, and look, you better
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  Speaker 1: than at me? Well, they just say that. I don't
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  Speaker 1: take that as a compliment. It's not in the black
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  Speaker 1: community and just not a compliment. It's very disrespectful. You
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  Speaker 1: better than me and bless your heart. Yeah well again, listen,
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  Speaker 1: you know, but well you know what we were. We
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  Speaker 1: love to see black love and we're looking for you
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  Speaker 1: guys to last throughout this hardship of him being in
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  Speaker 1: jail and show us something different so we can believe
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  Speaker 1: and love and lock up or some ship. That was
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  Speaker 1: my That was my beautiful moment. That was my sandwich.
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  Speaker 1: If he ain't leaving you two million like Gucci to
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  Speaker 1: flip while he gone, what like he might have? We
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Look, set the standard for for jail base.
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  Speaker 1: That rings it okay with two million exactly because I doubt.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I've seen multiple celebrities at that same ring.
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  Speaker 1: That's probably from uh what that dude um Zales site.
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  Speaker 1: I'm joking. Is it Marcello? I think it's Marcello from
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  Speaker 1: New York. Yeah, it might be one of the same
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  Speaker 1: old rings. Now, I know them rings gonna cost that
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  Speaker 1: damn much. Prlo five six six. Let me not count
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  Speaker 1: up her Let me not count up her ring. It's
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  Speaker 1: a nice ring. It is a beautiful ring. I just
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  Speaker 1: want my own ring. Let me start worried about a
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  Speaker 1: bitch and her ring and hunnigg and jail. I can't
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  Speaker 1: get a nigga outside of jail right now, so let
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  Speaker 1: me shut the funk up. Look, you want to you
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: want to jail bake, you definitely can get you a nigger. Yeah,
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: you know, these are jokes, girl, These are jokes, you know,
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  Speaker 1: because I like, I'm okay with a little white collar.
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  Speaker 1: This is a little white collar crying a little mortgage
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  Speaker 1: fried Like yeah again, boy, no I going no P
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  Speaker 1: P P scammers though, Okay, they're going to jail they
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  Speaker 1: damn I had to do ha happen right now? Because Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you let somebody structure up fake ass. This is for you.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta still like, keep up whatever documentation you gotta
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  Speaker 1: send these people. You can't just do that and think
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna be okay. But listen, shout out to Renny
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  Speaker 1: Rucci Cogs on your engagement. Come on the show. We
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: can talk some more about this engagement. Yes, we want
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: to talk. What else happened? Oh, Cardi b looking fly
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  Speaker 1: as hell all over Paris. Child Party be to me
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  Speaker 1: is one of the best stress in the industry. Who
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: was her stylist? Do you think she put together herself?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. It looks like I mean, it's just
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: I just feel like she go or whatever. I'm pretty
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: sure she had said. So she's not about to just
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  Speaker 1: be wearing any fucking thing but Cardi bb fly is
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  Speaker 1: hell on any give on Sunday, any an important event, court,
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  Speaker 1: any run, ray, any red carpet event, any like Fashion Week,
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  Speaker 1: New York Fashion Week, Paris Fashion Week. Honey is five,
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  Speaker 1: she is. She had on that big gass hat that
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: looked like a god upside down walk girl. I wanted
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: to make me some damn be for Broccolick with Cardi
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  Speaker 1: B which look good and like, meanwhile, offset just oh no,
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  Speaker 1: he just there, child, He just there with Cardi. He
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  Speaker 1: hadn't like some little plastic bag outfit. I was like, okay,
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: I'll set hey, I've said it's Cardi B Birkin. It's
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: harder for guys though. I feel like when it comes
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: to fashion and because I mean some of those things
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  Speaker 1: were like, you know, it's supposed to be our you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's not just supposed to be about clothes. And when
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  Speaker 1: it comes to men, when they're trying to be artistic
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: with their look, sometimes it don't play as well as
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  Speaker 1: with women. Yeah. I just love to see them together,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. They don't had a second
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  Speaker 1: baby now together be his fifth child. I think Cardi
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  Speaker 1: B second child like. I love that they worked it out.
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  Speaker 1: See how long but it's gonna last. Yeah, they're good
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  Speaker 1: and I love to see them together. I love because
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, It takes a while for
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  Speaker 1: men to tighten up. Man, And when you realize who
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: the funk you got right, And you know when she
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: threatened that damn divorce, he got it ship together right quickly, right. Unfortunately,
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: sometimes you gotta leave for motherfucker's to recognize your value.
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  Speaker 1: My thing is unfortunately being especially I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: it is for a man because I'm not one, but
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  Speaker 1: as a woman, I just can't imagine. How do they are?
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  Speaker 1: They even in thirty yet? Um no, Cardi should be
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  Speaker 1: like twenty seven. I think Offset might be thirty being
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: with one bitch forever and you ain't even thirty yet. God,
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  Speaker 1: that's as crazy as hell. But how many damn women,
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: how many kids you want to have? That's them is
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  Speaker 1: unrealistic goals for me. Okay, so Offset is twenty nine, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they're not even thirty yet, and then yeah, you're picking
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  Speaker 1: your forever person before thirty is just like outrageous to me.
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  Speaker 1: Cardi b is twenty eight, Yeah, that's very young. She's
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: got to be twenty nine and her birthday only eleventh. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: I'm thirty plus. I ain't telling y'all how much funck y'all,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: but I'm thirty plus and I still don't even think
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  Speaker 1: these I can. I don't even I don't. So what's
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  Speaker 1: the age? Then we're talking forties. You need to find
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  Speaker 1: you forever. Per sixty five, you ain't for a minute
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  Speaker 1: pausit kicking and then the the man you get, we
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  Speaker 1: gonna wan a younger woman. And I'm just gonna get
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  Speaker 1: a younger nigga. I'm gonna pay for it like these niggas.
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  Speaker 1: Dude mine as well. I'm gonna get you an Xbox
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  Speaker 1: twenty five. Baby. Just come on the big Mama house.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta pushing platter for you. I think you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be like boy, I love my old bitch. My old
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: bitch said care of me, and just bring that strong
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  Speaker 1: back goodness. I don't never want a young nigga. Man, No,
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  Speaker 1: I'll got no time to be packing bag lunches and
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: picking up and dropping dick off. I just don't want
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: to do the energy. By any time, I'll be retired
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: in there, I'm retired. What else I gotta do, but
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: drop off, Dick, pick it back up. I got nothing
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  Speaker 1: else to do. He's gonna be fucking holes. Holes can
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: be calling you like, who is this? Could you imagine this?
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: This bitch call you old? If I'm sixty five, I'll
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: be like, okay, so and you better call me Miss Tammy. Okay,
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: just stop playing with me that trip you window? Who
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: you think bas that trip bit? You better relax? That's
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: our nigger, MS Tammy. Yo, that's funny man. Could you
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: imagine though? Like that's funny yourself. I'm prepared for it, y'all.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: I want my old niggaby, my own niggabye six five,
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: my own fine ass salt and pepper grade here, Dick
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: stole work. Yeah, I just gotta get me a vegan nigger.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just I'm gonna talk to you like that
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: movie taking good Luck Good Yeah, bitch, because Sam, that's
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: not reality. I don't know friends. I know a whole
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: bunch of My mama got a whole bunch of old
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: bitch friends. And they just old bitches, but they still
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: they probably even give a fun no more like don't
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: get to a certain ages, like they don't care no more.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: God that time that's passed. That's how they'd be acting.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: I'd be scared. That's like watching a horror movie when
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: they'd be sitting in the house just old bitches. Don't
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: want they pussy linck no more. I was like, now
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: we scared, we're gonna be like that old bitch and
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: at meme or Instagram. Yes, that's who I'm gonna be
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: about to talk about that bow leg and they at
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: the church right, Yes, that's what I want, That's what
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: I want, that energy. No, I don't want to be
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: that old so on some whole ship talking like a
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: whole No, man, I don't want to I'm not putting
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: that in the universe. Never be a grown ass man. Yes,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: never lose your home, never lose a little bit. Yeah,
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: it don't have to be like a whore. Just still
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: have that vibe vibe. What is that word vivacity? Is
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: that a word? Yeah, city is a word vacity for
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: life for someone. If someone says you're full of vivacity,
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: that means you have a high spirit in our full
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: of life. Yeah. See, I was right, bit, all right,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: we need to do a new word for the week.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: But I got a problem with this word because the
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: definition says vivacity, especially in a woman, the quality of
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: being attractively, lively and animated. He was struck by her vivacity, humor, humor,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: and charm. Why is that? Why would that be specific
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: to women? Because they turned into them my old bitches
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: on the couch talk about they don't what no dick
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: no more. That's why my you know, that's my mom's
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: gonna be mad at me about that ship, right, there's
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: not they don't know her. She all right as jokes mama, y'all. Look,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: I was just talking about that this morning on the
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: way on the way back from Atlanta with my Uber driver.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: This nigger was saying, he's fifties six and his girlfriend
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: is forty five. He was like he was married before,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Like it just works out better this way. And you know,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: my dad is seventy and his wife is possibly like
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: she's around the ages of my two older sisters. I'm
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: the youngest, and I understand why older men want younger women.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know why women want old ass men. Though
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: they got daddy issues. They got daddy. They want a
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: father figure, and he want a bitch with a vacity
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: for life. I just don't want some old as body
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: on me. And you know right now or just when
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: you get older? Yeah, like right now when older. When
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: men get old, you know, they get that great line
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: around the pupil. That's how you know a nigga. Oh,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I had a nigger with that gray line round his
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: people trying to tell me he was forty five. One nigga,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: your eyes tell me you seventy six, looking like you're
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: about to form a cataract, eyes turning gray? You old?
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: All right, y'all. No. I had a friend once um
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: me and heard him funk with each other no more.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: But she was dealing with this old man I'm talking about.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: He was in his seventies and she wasn't even thirty yet.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: But he was paid, he was super rich, and she
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: was just trying to get some money from him because
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: she needed help with her bills or whatever. She was struggling.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: And she met him and he was like, I take
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: care of you, and he was he was like paying everything,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: but she hadn't had sex with him yet and she
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: couldn't do it. She ended up letting them go because
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: she just couldn't do it. Oh that body, oh, I
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: used to be uh man, I had this old ask dude.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: May used to drive a fucking Porsche. Nick just riding around.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: They had no kids, was married once divorce, playing games
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: like a damn twenty five year old, and he all
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: is sixty years old riding around like, yeah, you know
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: what time it is? I just couldn't. I couldn't. Got
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: like I've been up five night. Jada Jada gave Nate
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: that as and then toured the two thousand dollars check.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: That was the dumbest shit I ever seen. She was
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: who wrote that? Who wrote that, at least keep the
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: money you already gave up the box, upgrade that apartment.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I could never like my limit is fifty something at
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: this age and my thirties, my limit is like maybe fifty.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I like my You know, I always be talking to
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Nick's younger than me. All of them be younger. I
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: don't know what it is. I'm trans age. What can
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: I say that? Yeah, bitch? Why not? All right? Girl?
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I like your actually like old old dick. I like,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: let's make some feels real quick. We'll be back. This
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: is for women and men. I guess y'all only have
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: a little bit of time to find you on somebody before.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: It's officially cuffing season. So if you are here, let's
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: try outs, tryouts, tryouts right now, yeah, exactly, So it's
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: tryouts and by by Halloween. Look, y'all need to be
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: in a relationship by Halloween. No, no, here's the schedule.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: I found it online, all right, So coffing season schedule
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: October one, thirty one. You got your tryout house for coughing.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Then the preseason is November one through November November. Coming
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: season starts December one to January fifteen. That's coming season.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: The playoffs is January sixteenth through February thirteen, and a
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: championship game, bitch, February fourteen, Valentine's Day. That's a championship game. Look,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: so bottom line, you need you need to have your
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: naked by Halloween, right, so are your bitch whichever one
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: you too? Right, y'all need to be coughed up by
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Halloween or you're gonna be out here and cold by yourself,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: sleeping alone, a little google being the queen that you
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: are in that king size dad by your self. Don't
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: trade places with me, Miss Singley, sent up in that jail.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: I'll never be cooked. I'll never be coming like the
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: last six years. I don't be cooked during but it's me.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I know it's yeah. I was about to say, because
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you'd be having the opportunity to be cuffed.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: But if you choose not to be cough, ladies, you
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: won't be cuffed. I'm scared if please tune into last
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: week's episode so you can know why I don't never
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: be cough. I'm a commitment folks. You mean he gonna
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: be over here all the time? Scary, You've got nothing
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: else to do? Like you really like me that much?
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Like please go home. You're gonna hurt me. You're gonna
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: hurt me, that's what I fear. You can get them
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: text messages. What you're doing nothing like actually, I am
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: about to go to space and then I'm gonna stop
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: by uh um, Whole Foods after that. Like creating all
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: type of ships you can't come through. I like to
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: blame ship on my therapist. My therapist told me that
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: I can't have no company that say. My therapist told me, all,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: did you tell you how much to be lying on her?
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Like that? No? But she gonna know after this episode,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: my therapist said, I need to create healthy boundaries, and
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I should not let no niggas over my house no more.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: So you can't come over. But she said we could
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: go to State for the eight She said we could
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: go there, make a reservation. So so wait your your
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: therapist said you go hang out with niggas, they just
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: can't come to your house. M hm. She said it
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: ain't safe. It ain't safe. It ain safe, and make safe.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: So she ain't say none of that. Ship. I'm just
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: making it up right now as we talked. So y'all,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: what are y'all doing to prepare for coffing season? Do
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: you have a roster? Do you have some men in mind?
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Who who's going to Yeah? Yeah, men and women both.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to both men and women. But you know
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: I talked to market is usually home girls who listen.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be up this year. I have decided that
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let someone like me un till it gets
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: hot outside. I'm gonna let someone really in my space
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: for a really sire. I'm gonna take Lumberjack pajama pictures
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: on Christmas Eve with a nigga this year. He's gonna
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: be my holiday for the holiday. Like everybody that y'all
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: better get you all a holiday. So you know, I
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: was like, damn, it gotta be like some type of
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: correlation between like winter science cuffing season, Like it has
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: to be a thing, right, Why people, why why is
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: cuffing season even a thing y'all? So I read it
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: goes back to like caveman times, like the people who
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: founded somebody to meet with during cuffing season, which is
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: hibernation season essentially. So if we just think about ourselves
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: as some fucking bears are caveman, like, you need that
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: person to survive through winter. Like, if you're hibernating by
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: yourself through winter, you're probably gonna be in a state
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: of depression. So you need those hugs and cuddles from somebody.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: El Jorn those winter months because it said that you
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: have lower serotonin levels during the wintertime. Mm hmm so serotonin, yeah,
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: So serotonin is like the chemical release in your brain,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: like that makes you happiest, that makes you happy, happy chemical, right,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: So in the winter and the colder months, those levels dropped.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: So if you don't have somebody make you happy during
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: the winter, man, how do you make it through the
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: rest of the year. Sounder, my vibrator blowing up. Chris, Hey, miss,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: I was trying to put my vibrator. So thank god
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: for like the chargeable vibrators now. But when the chords
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: be sucking up, man, it's just how do your card
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: be sucking up? I don't know my cord, No, but
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: you don't use the cord the cord, the charger chord,
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: like the cord must have a short in it, so
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: like you know, sometimes like your cell phone, like the
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: port on your cell phone might be fucking up, so
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: you got to wrap the cord around the phone like
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: you'd be wrapping the cord around it. Did I had
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: that ship like propped up in the bed perfectly, and
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: then I couldn't move because now I'm waiting for it
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: to charge enough so I can fucking use it. So
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: your dick was on the side of the bit charging
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: up like a damn phone with a short. Ain't nothing
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: more frustrated boy, When you're trying to use that damn
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: vibrant and ate your batteries dead or your should ain't
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: charging all right? What about when you're using it and
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: it's starting to like go slower because the battery dying. Uh?
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: And I bagged my dick on the side of the
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: being like, wooo, work bitch. My ships stopped working completely
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: while I was in the middle of it, and it
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: was nothing I can do. Look, I still I still
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: got that Rolls ship. But that ship Aaron takes my couci.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: I don't like it. Um. I don't like it either.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: It's not my favorite. People love that thing, but I
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: just feel like that thing is gonna make my couchie
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: no good for you. Yeah, it irritates it like, it
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: just makes it feel like I don't know, I don't
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: like it. It's it feels like somebody's sucking on it.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: But then it also feels like it's scratching. It's gonna
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: pull it off. Yeah, like it's scratching it a little bit.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: You didn't got yours on the high setting. You need
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: to turn that thing down and look up and your
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: glitter is gonna be inside the hole. Feeling like now
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: that make you come but it's like real intense, but
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: at the same time it hurts. I don't like that. Look,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: I'm about to start practicing. Um. You know how they
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: say men should practice like seemen retention. Mm hmm, Like
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: I want to practice. I don't know and I don't
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: want to say that because men they're not practicing abstinence.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: They be having sex, but they just don't ejaculate. Come. Yeah, yeah,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: I know some people like that. They don't want to come.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: They want to have sex, but they don't want to
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: have sex until they come. Yeah. I don't know how
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: as a woman I'm supposed to do that. But I
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: do want to reach a higher level of consciousness. So
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: maybe I just can't have sex. Yeah, just put your
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: pussy your ice season for that place. I really can
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: count how many times this year I had sex in
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: the first place. I'm just saying, but can I go
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: a year without having sex? Let's try starting it. Look,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: I got a friend. I'm gonna bring her on the
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: show too. My friend she did three sixty five no sex.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Oh we should bring I don't know if she wants
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: us to say her name. Um, you know the girl
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: who does the waxes. That's our friend. Oh yeah, she
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: she leaves a guy. She ain't had no dicking, like
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: two or three years or something like that. None. I
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: told her the other day when she was doing my wigs,
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: I like, your pussy gonna close up. You better, you
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: better do something with it. It's gonna draw up and close.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Then what you're gonna do? They say, if you don't
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: use it, you lose it. Your pussy gonna wake up
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: and your pussy gonna be gone. I don't know if
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: I could do that long, but I really feel like
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: I can do after this year. I really feel like
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: I can go without having sex for a long period
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: of time. Mm hmm. But that's damn that's crazy. I
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: better come out a millionaire on the other end of it, bitch,
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: because that's some that's a major fucking focus. I like
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: sex though. I like sex too, but I just I
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: don't know. I just I'm not in a position to
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: I don't feel like nobody knew for real, and I'm
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: just trying to get to know somebody else. I don't
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: feel like it. I just don't. So I'm just stuck
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: in a in a weird place and I don't really
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: I don't. I like sex, but I can go without
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: sex if I don't have somebody have sex with, I
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: can go with outside the rules the rules. No, I
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: don't even want to do that. Like I want to
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: not use the vibrator, so bitches don't be getting stuck
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: all wintered with these vibraries. Man, your pussy, Yes, you
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: can do that. What they're gonna do? What else they're
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: gonna do? They can retain their essence. I don't know. Okay,
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: you're fucking granny. Your ancests is watching you, bitch that
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: I help you. I don't like that they watching you
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: have sex, girl, they watch you play your pussy. They'll
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: be watching as long as they don't say nothing. We cool. No,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: I really feel like they'd be coming in the room
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: like and they leave out. They're probably oh, and then
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: they can just go like I'll come back later. I
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: don't think they really be said. I'd be like, every
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: time I come here, this such herself. I can't even
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: have a mental conversation with this home. She here playing
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: with the pussy again. Stop, Hey, that's probably who killed
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: my vibrated the other night. I hate you an like
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: enough is enough, it kills your ship. Shame. No, I'm joking.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: I don't be out here like, don't I know our
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: listeners probably think I'm crazy as hell, Like I just
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: be out here running niggas away and playing with my
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: vagina all day. But that's not true. You run niggas
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: away after they played with your vagina go to hell, Like,
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: don't get it twisted. That's not mama, Mama. If you're listening,
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you talking about. Mm hmm, So
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: all right, do you want to be cough during coffing season? Um,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: I'm at a point in my life where I don't
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: care to be cuffed right now at all. Actually, yeah,
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: you just got out of being cuffed for a moment,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: and I and probably to that relationship. I was in
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: a relationship, you know, I had a year, I had
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: a year in between. But for the most part, man,
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: I've been in relationships. I'm sick of that ship. I'm sorry,
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: I'm sick of being in a relationship. I just want
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: to focus on myself. So maybe that's how I'll spend
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: the winter. And then by is sucking on and popping
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: on these niggas. I just want to spend some time
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: with myself. Uh, maybe I'll not play with my COUCHI
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: as much. Um, sorry, because I like coming, but I
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: feel like I have more energy if I want to
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: play in my pussy before, like if I plan to
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: go to the gym, if I want to do that
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: before I go to the gym, like I'm not going
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: to the gym. They don't do that to you. They
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: don't take a lot of energy from you. That's why
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: I usually do if I get to sleep, I don't. Yeah,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: I don't ever do it in the day. And I
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: ain't doing nothing else after I do that, Yeah, because
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: then it just it definitely drains you. You want to
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: go back to sleep? Are you all right? So let
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: me ask you this. Do you use your vibrator and
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: then after you've done you immediately go wash it and
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: then put it up. Or do you put it up
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: and then wash it and wash it again? Yeah? Me too.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: If you if you got if you get up to
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: wash it right away after you come you didn't come good?
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: What explained that? That wasn't a good nut? Because how
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: you got to get right up? Look? I slide that
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: shirt right into my pillow. I put it. I put
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: that ship right back into the little bag and come
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: in and throw that in the nice stay. No, I
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: need my dick by me. I put it under the pillow.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: But the next year I'll take like a um like
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: alcohol on the paper towel and and clean it off,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: let it dry. I'll just on the bathroom and watch
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: it with some soap, dry that thing off and get
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: the hey boo. Like I had a friend say he
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: told me once that, um, a female friend of his
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: told him he should have like toys and ship like
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: that at his house for women. How would you feel
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: if you go to a man's house like, Okay, that
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: that does tell me, like you know what you want, right,
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: you know what you like. But how would you feel
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: if you go to a dude's house and he just
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: got all these toys and ship ready for you? I don't.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: I went to uh hang out with this guy a
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: few years ago, and he had fucking ankle and arm
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: cuffs on each side of the bed, on the headboard
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: and the footboard. It was like cuffs on chains hanging
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: front the bed. This's the first time you work with him? No,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: it wasn't. It was the first time I had fun
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: with him in like ten years though like a long time.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: He had definitely elevated. Did in his sexual experience clearly
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: did him? Or you got the hell about it? No,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: he did not put no cups on me. We didn't
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: even do it. But I saw it. I saw that
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: ship hanging on the side of the bed. Maybe he
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: liked to get off. You know some of these things,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: like to get choked the funk out while you sucking him.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: I like that I choked the ship out. You should
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: knew right now. It's like like I like to ride
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: and choke niggers out. So I had told my ex
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: that I don't be riding him because he was like
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: smaller than me, and I just felt like I was
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: so much bigger than him. It just wasn't comfortable for me.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: But if somebody felt like he was hurting him, not
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: hurting him, but just the visuals of it, Like I
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: just feel so much bigger than you. But when somebody like,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: not a little bit bigger than me, but maybe just
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: like um, just a little bigger like I can. Really
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: it's like sports. It's like a fucking athletic, fucking Olympic
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: riding dick for me, and I'm gonna chuck you outside
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: while I do it. I don't like laying on niggas
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: that are smaller than me because their legs hurt. It
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: feel like you're laying on a remote. You get your
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: little ass you hurt underneath and look so big. Niggas
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: only applied for the winter. Please, you gotta be big
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: just don't be no remote. I can't do that skinny
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: gass legs, low sperm, biggest shaped like sperm with them
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: little legs and like a big top big up. Yeah.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: So don't skip uh leg day, leg day, yeah man,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: because they hurt. I feel like a pencil just you're
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: laying on the top of a motherfucking number two. Yeah.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: So what else we got to say about off in season? Um,
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: just find a nigga bye by October, by October thirty one.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: If you don't have a man by Halloween, like, you're
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: really gonna be funked up out here. If you don't
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: have a woman by Halloween. Like men act like for
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: whatever reason nowadays is exactly they don't need a bit.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: But listen, they'll they'll cover you right now and break
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: up with you right before Chris. That's the thing. Like,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: that's really what's like supposed to happen. No, No, it's
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: supposed to be after Christie. Oh right, right right. You
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: need your mate or whoever you decide to cuff like,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: you need them through um Valentine's Day, right, So the
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: objective is to get somebody for Christmas Thanksgiving, you know,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: um Valentine's Day. And then should you be free for
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: the summer. Essentially, I think I'm you know what, I
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: figure out what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna have like
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: a little boo, but I'm not gonna cough him though,
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: and he's not gonna come for me. We're just gonna
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: like do our things. And then on Christmas, I'm gonna
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: take the Lumberjack pajama picture with one of my gay niggers,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: one of my gay friends, and he could be just
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: like my stand in for the picture. What if your
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: gay friend has somebody he's coughing and don't want to
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: do that. What if he done to take pictures with you?
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Because then he canceled, Because that's the whole point. You
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: don't find the time to come take take pictures with
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: you because he having fun for coffing season, you try
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: to do photo ops. Why don't you just get a
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: nigga for the winter. I'm not interested in getting a
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: nigga for the winter. Do you want a nigga for
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: the winter? Um, be honest with our listeners, please, do
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: you want a man? The fine? Want yo? Listen? You
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: know what? This is what men do when they're they
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: don't want to take accountability for ship. Dog, I'm scared
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: of these niggas. Man, you ain't scared of these niggas.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: You're scared of yourself. I'm scared. I said what I said.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: I'm scared of these niggas that we hurt my feelings.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: I don't want my feelings hurt. But while somebody's hurting
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: your feelings, there's somebody that probably wanted to be with
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: you whose feelings you're hurting. So here's my bottom line
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: for puffing season. Bitch, you better get what who likes you.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: That's what y'all need to be doing going forward. Because
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: the nigga you like his future Okay, he's gonna play
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: with your liture gonna play. I'm talking about future like niggas, okay,
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: uh yeah, Like they're gonna be those type of men.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: You have to get where who likes you for the winter.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: If you want a babe for cuffing season, there's somebody
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: who likes you. While you're chasing the person who ain't
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: giving you no time to day that then that person
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: is chasing you and you're curving them for this nigga
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: that's unattainable. Which one are you gonna do? Which That's
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: what I'm feeling, Marge Simpson, grown you watch too much TV. Man,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: It's wrong with you. That's how I feel. Why So
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: all right, I I think I I'm also I like
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: a little chase. I like a little challenge. I like
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: to feel like I'm gonna change him on my song.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get him in here. I'm gonna get this
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: nigger who think the future in my house, like Melvin
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: from Baby Boy in here, naked in a apron, making
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: me eggs and bacon, singing love songs and ship. That's
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: what I want. That's what I want to do. But
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: the as soon as I get them like that, then
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, start for you to go, But the
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: game is over, sending you back to the streets. Baby. Yeah,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: but you can at least keep them to Valentine's Day
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: so you can have you can get your pictures for Christmas.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: You can get you a nice Valentine Valentine's Day President,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: and then you can start an argument. You can start
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: an argument. Come made one and like it really march right?
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: So what what did it say? Coffing season ends? A
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: what's it when? Doesn't end? It just said that um
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: coffence hold, let me go back this. The preseason was
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: November one to thirty. Comfing season is December one through
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Little December one through January, and then the playoffs is
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: the sixte through the thirt and the championship game is
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. Okay, so it goes through January one. We
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: previously discussed because, like you know, your New year resolution
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: usually be like lose weight, all these different things. So
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: how do you do that when you also maybe if
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: you're not married, That's what I'm saying. So if you're dating,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: how do you do how do you reach your New
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: year goals while in a relationship? Or maybe your goal
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: maybe to get somebody for the new year. I don't
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: know what it is, but you can't focus on you
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: and somebody else, all right, you always want to be
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: better at the new year, and then you'd be looking
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: at them that you paid during coup of season. I
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: can do. You picked the a v nigger, That's probably
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: what happened the availability. That's what you're telling me to do, right,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Pick the one who wants you. Then you just be
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: staring at him, like what can I say to this
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: man to get him the funk out of my house
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: right now, and then he'd be like, why are you
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: looking at me like that? Nothing shame. That's when you
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: go that's when you go through that and find it easy.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: This is so toxic. All of it look toxic. Be
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: fun sometimes, all right, it'd be fun, it'd be real
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: fun and took should get real. But if you're trying
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: to get rid of that's why I'm going to that niggah.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: I don't go into somebody's phone, and so I really
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: really really want them out to out of my life
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: because you know you're gonna always find some ship in
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: that cellphone. So look, February, y'all need to be trying
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: to figure out how to hack that Instagram, how to
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: get in that cell phone, so you can come out
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: on top of the argument. You want cause to get
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: the funk away for that nigga for the summer. Here's good,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: good bad advice, like a j and Timman like because
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: please believe you even keeping in contact with that bitch
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: who didn't want him for cuffing season, right, All of
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: this is jokes, y'all. We don't really like I really
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: don't feel this way. I do want a serious boom
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: that I could have throughout the year, not just coffing season.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: But it's just more fun to joke about it. You know.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: If you can't joke about it, what the fund can
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: you do? So I don't know, uh, and we have
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: a look, am I joking? I'm not joking. I'm thinking
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: of these thinking this girl, I'm so sick of him,
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: but I just want to fall in love with myself.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: I set to God, that's beautiful. Cuff your that's all right,
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: that's our good advice. Cuff yourself this cuffing season. If
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: nobody else, if you aren't living in love with yourself
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: the way you know you should be, then just love
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: yourself this comfing season. Cuff yourself and do and do
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: the things that make you feel good and make you
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: look good and make you be your best self. Yeah,
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: because even though your serotonin me drop during the winter months,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: you there's a lot of things that you could do
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: to keep it high, like working out, meditating, just centering yourself,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: focusing on yourself in a positive way. You can do
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: those things. They don't gotta be some dick, right, Go
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: go to a therapist and work on healing from any
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: trauma that exists within your life. All those good things are.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: That's a healthy cuffing, Stephen, if you're not coffing the
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: nigger or a bit. If we look how we turned
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: that around and made it beautiful. Cup yourself, ladies, man
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: whoever Grannie's auntie, everybody, And look when y'all get to uh,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: when y'all get to Thanksgiving dinner, at Christmas dinner and
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: people ask you all, why are you getting married? And
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: when you tell them money fucking business because you want
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: to be a single parent, like they are, get out
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: my business. Thank you, Grannie. Don't cut your grandmama out.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: But yeah, like aunties, they can get it. Yeah, um,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I don't. I think my family has given up on
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: that coach. Ask me no more? There you too? We
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: are you gonna have some babies? What are you getting
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: married now? And Thanksgiving they'd be like you got any weed? Yo,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: you're the wait weed lady for the holidays? There there,
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: grandma weight. I don't even bring this ship for all y'all.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: Oh that's one good thing I did get from Oregon somebody,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: because you know Oregon, everything is legal or well, they've
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: decriminalized most of the drugs now, so bitch, all you
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: smell is marijuana from top to bottom. So hey, y'all,
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: we're gonna do a random sex fact right quick. But
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: before we get into it, let's take a break to
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: pay das bills honey to jump into our random sex fact.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: I actually want to read the article I was talking
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: about tam for coffing seasons. So the article says couping
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: season first makes its mark in October with cute fall
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: dates like an instagram worthy or kid picking season. Sixth
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: month romance usually ends around March, so new singles can
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: flirt freely over the summer. This allows for people to
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: be cuffed during the coziest time of the year, but
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: single during the hotter months so they can participate in
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: hot Girls Slash Boys. Summer am Cofing season is based
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: on the idea that people similar to bears like to
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: mate or get together once the temperatures drop. Data for
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Facebook showcase that people tend to change their relationship status
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: to take in October through April and single for the
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: for the remaining months. The data is separated into three
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: categories based on age, but the facts are the same
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: across the board. Covering season also involves natural biological urges.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Studies have shown that serotonin, like I was saying, a
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: chemical released by your brain to make you happier. Levels
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: drop in the colder winter months and tend to rise
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: again in the summer and spring. Many people may be
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: looking for something or someone to add joy to their life.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: On an even deeper biological level, cuffing may go back
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: to the caveman days. According to Charles Darwin's classic survival
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: of the Fittest theory, only the best survived. That being
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: said Cole went to could kill someone. So couples in
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: the Caveman era that got together and had offspring had
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: better chances of surviving and keeping their gene pool alive.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: People that didn't mate during the winter had a higher
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: chance of dying. A season now dedicated to cute dates
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: may stem from literally just wanting to survive. So look,
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: if y'all trying to survive the winter, you need some
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: body like you're gonna need somebody else. And that is
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: the tale of how scorpios were ready. Like let me
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: tell y'all, I love scorpios, but I hate them, Like
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: scorpios gonna suck the ship out of you. You can,
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: you can count on that, and they'd be like real
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: life demons, and they'll spend a whole winter making babies.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: But them niggas is demons. That's that. That's all you're
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: good for. Scorpios is a good lay, that's it. Talking
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: about the people like that anyway. I like women scorpios.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: They'd be nice people. They kind of be kind of
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: growth though, But the men who know they are some
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: have you telling your mama and your family you don't
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: know him, like me, Demon Dick, y'all don't know him,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: leave him alone? You hide in your relationship with a scorpio.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: How many y'all I had the relationship y'all got with
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: a scorpio because you got you ain't fun with him,
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: no more? Right, And but you still fucking like them.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Scorpios will possess your ask for real. So yeah, and
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: they don't say much. They only tell you what the
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: funk they want you to know, and they's gonna be
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: sucking shoot at you. You can get out on that
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: sound of nothing else. So what y'all doing, y'all coughing
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: or nothing for the season, Come for yourself. If you
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: don't come for nobody else, definitely cup for yourself. That's
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: the moral of the story, right, Um, so we don't
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: have a dumb bit story for the day. Look, we're
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: gonna have some dumb bit stories for the winter, or
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: maybe before winter, because that dude you thought was gonna
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: be your winter day, he's gonna start, he's gonna start
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: picking up. He's gonna start spending time with whoever he's
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: planning on coffing for the winter. Me, you're gonna feel
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: like shift. Look, so, if you guys enjoyed this episode, right,
• 55:55
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• 56:29
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• 56:32
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• 56:35
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